Dumb People Town - Rob Kutner - Chicago Style

Episode Date: November 27, 2020

This week Rob Kutner comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a pair busted for a lewd roadside attraction...Check out Gander on Tubi!https://tubitv.com/series/300005674/gander

Skypains Avenue Hey townies, welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. Population you? Population Kuttner! Robler rob cutler our good friend how are you buddy uh does anyone like answer that question honestly nowadays no you can if you want i'm always waiting for somebody to be like fucking great yeah i'm good um rob cutler is our is someone that we've collaborated with a bunch uh phenomenal writer uh how many years were you at conan uh nine nine years on conan yeah uh what did you think about the news that he's gonna go to a weekly variety show on hbo max i'm totally not shocked at all

because um i mean you guys know like it's so much work doing those like oh daily show jesus daily shows even the half hour when they slim down to it just like the startup work and all the stuff and you know having done so long i you could tell that his love was for like the uh remote stuff like the corner without borders he just has so much passion for that and they spent they also spend you don't know this but they spend like just a ton of time prepping and then they spend the whole time there like they spend 10 days straight shooting at those things yep like the people exhausted and then they spend like another week editing so doing that on top of doing the show it's just it's a lot

and this will be much closer to that so it's just cool to hear he wants to just focus on what he what he loved to do that much and marshal his energies you know like the rest of us well i'm here for it i love that you know we can relate this show to you having been a writer in a writer's room for a long time for many times remember writer's rooms remember we weren't doing it all on zoom but the writer's room was a place where you'd walk in and how many times did you walk in and you can't just literally walk in at nine in the morning and start writing it just doesn't work that doesn't work anywhere someone's always like did you see this dumb video did you see this and then like there's a 30 minute riff and they're like all right we

gotta get back to work it kind of gooses the engine a little bit i mean am i wrong to say that that happens everywhere oh yeah it's totally but you know what's really sad is like i was gonna say there's a snapshot of this time is like the past few years at the conan writers room like the first 30 minutes were like okay so so so, so clause four of the Mueller report seems to indicate that. You're like, let's get to some comedy for Christ's sake.

All these comedy writers became law clerks. Right. And then there was, and then when Cyril came out, there was a whole like true crime. Yeah.

Oh my God. Trend in the writers room. We had to talk about various true crime things we'd heard of. Like that, that gets the juices going, right?

Yeah. There's nothing like getting into a comedy bit by talking about evidence. Right. You know what's cold? It's the trail to the punchline. Haven't seen that in a while.

Someone put that in a file in a cabinet. All right, well, we've got some dumb stories. Let me ask you this. And we're going to talk to you, and we're going to talk about a project you're working on right now. Your project coming up. But first things first, let me ask you briefly. Do you think that in this pandemic

we've gotten even dumber is it possible is it possible wow i mean can you um yeah in a way because like well i think the thing is like you can't even see the dumbness because everyone's hiding it behind closed doors yeah so now the dumbness is quarantined even for although i think it's still out people trust me the good news is the dumb is still happening or it's allowing the people to be like i'm not staying in and then they go out and do the dumb stuff and then you're right they've people have found beautiful new ways to be dumb right there's just a flowering a renaissance this is the dumb renaissance this is the dumb renaissance and with that we go to dan our awesome fans send us stories and to the way to do it is to go to uh on twitter just send send the story to and tag Daniel Van Kirk

and hashtag numb people town. And that lets us know in the timeline who gave it first. So we can give you credit. Okay. Ready? Yes. First of all, this was sent to him by Groney from the ROC.

Now in the falls at Jake Groney. Love this dude. Sends in a ton. Thank you, Jake. Headline is this. Pear busted for lewd roadside attraction. Nope. Now, that to me sounds

like they set up some sort of literal roadside attraction and people were busted for how gross it was. To be fair, we did cover this on our podcast as well. I love this story. It's one of my favorites.

I was hoping we would do it on this show. Well, your wish or nightmare came true. Well, but it's like a fruit stand on the side of the road, or you're selling worms and selling bait on the side of the road. Right. Rob, have you ever bought anything from someone on the side of a road? I've always planned to and never have. Right.

It's like, oh, fresh berries, honey, let's stop. I'm just like, no, we're not going to stop. We just got the kids to shop. Rob rolls down the window. He's like oh fresh berries honey let's stop i'm just like no we're not going to stop we just got the kids to shop rolls down the window it's like do you guys take apple pay keep going no just keep i always want to know the story of somebody buying flowers at like a stoplight like i that was it a moment of convenience was it a moment of necessity that is always convenience it's valentine Day. You're going to a funeral. I mean, something you're just like, all right, I got to grab this. Am I going to stop at a florist?

And then, boom, there's someone with a folding table. I've heard they tend to cluster at intersections near where infidelity has just occurred. That's right. We heard that there's a motel just down the road. We know that it's happening. I mean, to be fair, there is one in LA very close to that topless maids van. Yeah. Like right there on Barham.

Which has a permanent berth there, right? Yes. It just seems to be like... 100%. Here's my question about the topless. And we've talked about this before. But they're not going to do a good job cleaning. That's not what they do.

So you're going to... It's like, do you want a hip hotel or do you want a good hotel? That's it. What do you want? Because if you want cool music in the elevators, you're going to, it's like, do you want a hip hotel or do you want a good hotel? That's it. What do you want? Because if you want cool music in the elevators, you're going to get like shitty pillows. I have to disagree because, you know, it turns out Swiffer actually has an underbra thing. It does? Swiffer doesn't underbra.

When they say put it up against the glass, they mean wipe off the fingerprints. Fair. The Swiffer wet underbra does do really well. And as far as window cleaning, I mean. That's your sponsor, right? That's your Swiffer wet underbra does do really well as far as window cleaning. That's your sponsor, right? That's your Swiffer wet underbra? You know it. All right, Dan. As motorists drove past them on Saturday, a Florida couple engaged in a series

of sex acts on the side of the road, which you would only know if you didn't keep driving. Right. So, Rob, you're with your family. Talk about rubber necking, right? There you go. Folks! talk about rubbernecking right there you go well he probably wasn't using a rubber that was the only rubber not raw dog necking doesn't yeah right wait but so a series is it a mini series or is it a full series did they just get picked up for another season that's what i want to know he did the queen's gambit of sex moves there we go

but they have one of those like old-fashioned like like balls wooden stands balls to rook four but also the person who knows everything they did like i said pulled over oh yeah otherwise you would have just seen them doing one thing as you drove by but if you're the guy being like all right first they kissed they kissed for a while and then he kind of like worked his way around her neck and he did a cleveland steam. Then he did a rusty trombone. Then he did a Dirty Sanchez. You could tell there was a lot of trust there. Series of things.

Look, I want to make sure I got all of it down before I called the cops. Before you called the cops? Yes. Okay. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. The next day, the next morning,

he came to the stand and he brought her breakfast. It's a classy move. And flowers from the highway. And a warm highway. The lewd display landed them behind bars. According to a felony criminal complaint, many drivers observed Amber

Gormley. That's a perfect Johnny Carson character. Amber Gormley. She's the Yule Gibbons of drivers. Amber Gormley and mcclellan as they tristed adjacent adjacent to the roadway in largo a city in the tampa bay area i want to have a real discussion here okay let's try and figure out why they didn't do it at either their houses or a motel that pays by the hour like what about this? Do you think,

Rob, that exhibitionism played a part in it? No. I think you guys are selling them down the river because look, they're just being careful about COVID. They're doing it outside. Sure. Open air. Open air sucks. But not droplets of oxygen.

Right. A series of droplets went somewhere else, but not in the air. They might have even gone out of the air. That way they were both breathing in opposite directions. Yeah, maybe. But here's the other thing. Have you... Okay, outside of the Creed concert I went to,

I can only think of one other time I saw public sex. Have you guys seen public sex? Jay's story is a phenomenal one. On a first date in New York. On a first date in New York. Oh, yeah, that's right. I went down to, it was where Chelsea Piers eventually was below that, actually. So a little further below Chelsea Piers.

And the night was beautiful. And I don't know, I was just walking with this woman. And we just kept walking. And we were having a nice time. And we walked out on this pier. And I thought, OK, this will be a nice place to sit, look back at back the city maybe if there's a moment to have a kiss this is like a good place to do it but like dummy me we're like out on not like a well-lit pier we're just way out on this pier like any of a number of deals were going yeah we could have been killed easily i mean it

was new york in the 90s early early 90s so i so I said, and so I look back at the city with her and then I start to hear this noise that's coming from really, really close by. Weren't you like, this is so beautiful. I was like, it's so beautiful. Look, you can see the World Trade Center because it was 90s. It was back in the day.

World Trade Center, Empire State Building, two guys fucking, Chrysler Building, two guys banging, like literally like four feet away from us i'm like weren't they bothered by us being there like no oh my god that's when you're really in it that's that's as close as i ever been to other people having sex they were the two real twin towers i think only one was up the other one was down. But it was pretty... It was at a certain point. That's as close as I've ever been to other people having said. It was the weirdest.

It was a very odd feeling to be that close to them. Outside of Chicago's pizza, I watched... This was right after a Cubs game. I watched these two people start fooling around. They went and ordered pizza, and then they went up front and and sat there and then he just started fingering around. Come on. It

was very consensual. Nothing wrong with Chicago style though, like deep or it was deep. It was deep. It was deep. It was rough. You got to get you got to dig deep to find the need. I do stop and you do have to it. You do. You have to stop. So warm.

I'm working on the Luminol-ies thing, but I can't quite. Yeah. There's a Luminol. A Lube Malnati. The Lube Malnati. Thank you. Thank you. Dan's Lube Malnati.

Joe deserves an at Sklar, bro. That or Gino's yeast. We can keep going. How many fingers did he use uno or do a yeah not so fresh brothers i think we have a twitter we have a twitter game suddenly i don't know anybody when did this become an episode of at midnightnight. I need to know! Points! You were right, Rob. It says here this all took place in a, quote, open area location of a busy area

where drivers could see them having intercourse. They went full regalia. Here's the thing, though. His penis is six feet long. Technically. He was following distancing policies. He's going, Fauci fauci well i mean i wonder if they both were wearing masks one motorist said he observed mcclellan performing oral sex on amber gormley as well as certain penetrative acts is it just certain

in her ear for three i don't know i don't even understand seven i think that's seven possible look that's his act these are the these are the penetrative acts i do i don't have anything else i don't do the new stuff do the new stuff i don't dance people uh this next sentence contains something i'm either gonna show that i'm ignorant or you're gonna also be as perplexed as i am okay following the pair's arrest m McClellan reportedly, quote, confirmed he had oral sex and engaged, this is not in quotes, engaged in the alleged digital pursuits.

So digits are fingers. So that's what they mean. But I thought, I mean, when I initially read this story, I was like digital pursuits. So he started a YouTube page. He started a YouTube page. I don't understand. We're on TikTok now. I'm on top of her and we're both on tiktok that's right and

we're done in 60 seconds there you go that's my favorite nick cage movie according to my favorite nick cage tiktok according to both parties police reported the sexual activity quote was all consensual love that we got that information good that makes me happy and gormley although i wonder if she talked him into it gormley and mcclelland right here come on this is our life do you want me to do it do you want me to be a part of this do you want me to do it say their names again gormley and mcclelland the new rizzoli and aisles fair enough okay we're spotted cops say around what time when do you think this happened now gentlemen do you remember i know so i know it's a but it's gonna be fun to hear rob guess okay rob what time do you rob a guest

then i'll see if i can actually remember well wait because you said people only saw that they slowed down so right so it obviously can't actually at night i don't know what do you think because then because you might be able to see it if it's full daylight, right? That's right. You'd be able to see a series of penetrators. You don't think these two know how to find the light? Yeah. So they've lit themselves with their own cell phones.

Who knows? Who knows? I mean, they're at an intersection. What do you think, Rob? I mean, just based on the way you're telegraphing here, I guess it's like 9 a.m. or noon or something. Oh, wow. 9 a.m. or noon.

I think it was 2.45, if I can remember correctly. PM? That's right. 2.45. Okay. PM. PM. PM.

Yeah, yeah. All right. We're going to take a break. When we come back, we will find out what time of day these two decided to roadside. If the Sklars remembered or if Rob is right on the money. Do you want to go with noon or nine? We're going to lock you in. Do you want noon or nine?

Noon. Okay, noon. All right, when we come back, we'll talk about Rob's new project, and we'll get the answer as to when they were actually engaging. It's Friday. It's Dumb People Town. Don't go anywhere. Stick around.

Make it sound. Four more. Dumb People Town. Hey, guys. Welcome back to the show. Rob Kuttner. Well, before we get to Rob Kuttner, for Christ's sake. I was going to say Rob Kuttner is with us. We've got a live Dumb People Town.

We've got your Christmas party that you're going to, and your Hanukkah party, and your Kwanzaa party. You know, COVID restrictions are getting clamped down, and so you probably won't be able to go out to any party. This is going to be your party on 1212. So easy to remember. That's a Saturday night, 630 West Coast time, 730 Mountain, 930 East. There's a pre-show hang, a post-show hang.

Those are like shows in their own right. We're going to be doing Malortnag shots. Oh, God. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. It's going to be fun. And the guests are the guys from the Dollop, Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds. So it's Dollop People Town.

And our musical guest is the amazing Mac Lethal. If you don't know who he is, go look him up on YouTube. Some of his videos are unbelievable. He's fantastic. Super fast rapper. Very clever. Very cool. And he's going to be fantastic on the show.

So go to eventbrite.com. Look up Live Numpy. We're raising money for charity, too. Jeff Tice made an unbelievable poster for the show, which we will sign posters and send those out to people right now. If you go on at least my social media, I think the scholars might be up by now or in the next day or two. You can see all that artwork. A hundred percent of the proceeds from posters or t-shirts go

to the charities. We are raising money for one to one for elders and one for kids. It's a hard time for the elderly who can be lonely around this time. And then obviously there's a ton of children and family and needs. So yeah, go to event bright, look up Dumb People's Town or just go to danielvankirk.com and you can find the link there.

As well as all the other events that Dan's doing, which are amazing. Oh, I mean, Live Pen Pals on the 28th and then so many other great hangs. But go to danielvankirk for all that stuff. If you want to hang out with me and do something fun. Which is always fun. Rob Kuttner, you've got,

you're working on a number of projects right now, but you've got one that we want to get out to people and let people know, and that's why, you know, one of the reasons. We love having you on, but please tell people what it is and how they can see it and consume it. If you're a part of it, it's amazing, I know. Listen, I did not come onto a podcast to plug. No, I know.

But if we have to force you into a penetrative sex act here, I just did. One of several. Figuratively. plug it when it's at least seven, this is your form of plug for series. I have a new, I'm a late night vet. I worked for the daily show with John Stewart and Conan. And now I had the opportunity to create my own sort of,

it's, it's more a more of a fact, fact-based comedy show in the vein of john oliver or samantha b or one of those adam conover one of those yep um and it's called gander and it's on the 2b channel which you guys may have seen on your roku or your cable dial but 2b is kind of like a free netflix which gets a lot of a really huge random library of stuff and and some second run things like they get the masked singer like the week after it airs.

Nice. Anyway, they have our show Gander on it and it has a, a ton of comedians. Um, uh, probably a bunch of people you've had on before. Um,

Louis black and Oscar Nunez and some of the kids in the hall and awesome. Uh, Erica Rhodes and Rachel drafts, just, just a bunch of people. And basically we, we we they're 15 minute episodes and they all kind of take on some evergreen topics and not something from like the news not like politics or parties right like one of them is about like how how shitty companies

are about like exploiting people who who've lost loved ones or who were in mourning like the way that like you know funeral funeral homes and hospice fraud and stuff like that. Also how we like kind of like people exploited 9-11. So it's things like that. Who exploited 9-11, Rudy Giuliani? Who? That's phenomenal.

And I love, you always, in whatever project you do, you're always like, hey, would you guys want to, and you can't even get it out because we're always like, I'll do yes we'll do it yes we'll do it yes we'll do gander next season yeah yes we're gonna do gander all right fine we will do it talk to us into it all right rob jesus uh but that's the one the one the last thing i want to say is that unlike those shows like we tried to make it like those shows were smart people i would say to some extent sure like you're kind of already like clued in and it just gives you more information this is for people who are like just like i don't say dumb people but dumb people on brand right yeah this is for people who

are not so into the news and stuff and it's just like full of like really dirty comedy sketches and animations and songs and it's like a small it's like the facts or make the argument all the way through but it's mostly like ridiculous sketches and and insane visuals and stuff like that which coming from your brain in your mind i'm very excited about this show gander on the 2b channel uh you can find it on roku and and whatnot uh is it will it be on any in any other platform or is that the only place to see it it could be if some if people people pick up on it and they like it and someone wants to buy it we we can take it to someone else that we want like that so i love it it's cooling its it and someone wants to buy it, we can take it to someone else if we want. Awesome.

I love it. It's cooling its heels right now, but it's open for business. How many episodes did you guys do? Six. Great. Six. Awesome. Simple, easy.

Check it out. People are always looking for something to watch between now and the holidays. This is a fantastic and perfect thing to do. Roll through them. I love it. Gander on the Tubi Network. All right, Dan, what time? Gormley and McClellan. The new Rosalia Niles.

I said it. We're spotted in the acts. In the series of acts at Digital Pursuits. 245. Yes! I remember it. Is Digital Pursuit the dirty version of Trivial Pursuit? It is.

I'll play it. Gormley and McClellanursuit the dirty version of Trivial Pursuit? I hope so. I'll play it. Gormley and McCollum. Except it's instead of genus edition, it's penis edition. Well, I mean, everybody's trying to get a piece of the pie. Hey. I love pie. They were charged with lewd and lascivious behavior and felony. Behavior.

And booked into the- Dan, do you like pumpkin pie? Are you fucking joking my ass? Yes, dude. Pumpkin more than- I eat an entire pumpkin pie every year. Every Thanksgiving, you eat a whole pumpkin pie. Dan, I will break my diet and eat a pumpkin pie with you.

Oh, it's the best. It's my favorite thing. Let's do it next time. Rob, are you a pumpkin pie fan? I am. And our kids are not so much that we have to hoard the Trader Joe's pumpkin puree. It only comes out seasonally. So when it comes out, our kids demand it year round.

Okay. So like we have a stock of it. So we have pumpkin pie like every two months, I think. I would lie to them and be like, it only comes out now, guys. You're a great goddamn dad. You are a great dad. Like the cream egg. It's like the cream egg.

Where do you go to get your pumpkin pie, Dan? I go to Rochelle, Illinois, courtesy of Diane Swanson, Connie Doherty. They make it in Seddon. Oh, my God. I'll just buy it in a store. They've never sent it to me. I just go to Bristol Farms. They make a good one here. God damn. Just telling you. Not for nothing. Yeah, pecan pie is way low down on

the list for me. Pumpkin pie is insane. Banana cream, coconut cream, French silk. Yes. You guys, I'm going to have to push back because pecan pie is probably my favorite. I love that you love it because you get to have all that and then I'll have the other kind. We also

divide the kingdom between us. We will slice the pie. You will each get your slice of the pie. This is how the Mongols did it, by the way. It's like when somebody tries to tell me that cake's way better. I'm like I need you to keep liking cake because that's more pie. Have all that.

Can I, can I just defend pecan pie for 10? I like it because it's no, it's a weird thing, but what's what I like about it is, I mean, first of all, I'm Southern.

So it probably comes from like the background. And also people start introducing chocolate and bourbon into it. Like then it's like a whole different thing. Yeah. But even like, even like the straight up pecan pie is what I love is that it's like, it's crust. Yep. And then it's just corn syrup goo yeah filling in the middle and then salty salty nuts so my wife's mother when she was alive may she rest in peace

uh she made the great my favorite dessert of all time and it is a pie it's called banoffee pie it's a famous very very few people make it but it's unbelievable it's got a flake not flaky but kind of thick gooey awesome crust that goes around it it's toffee like all like caramel toffee in the center that's the whole pie then banana slices around the outside and then espresso kind of an espresso cream around the edge of that it is dan would you like a hot apple pie yes dude okay do you like a cherry pie have you ever had the hot apple haven't you guys had the uh apple first gump here what is this jones on santa monica no they do the apple pot oh. It's unreal. Do you Alamo'd it or do you just do it? Yeah. Of course it comes out. I knew this about you, but I did.

Jay just tried to make Alamo'd sound like someone's name. You know, Alan Mode? That'd be a cool ass name. I thought you meant like Alamo, like never forget. Never forget the Alamo'd. Never forget the Alamo'd. I mean, I don't know if you guys know, but like I had finally reached the pinnacle of

my career where basically every city I would go to, someone would bring me pies. Yes, I know. Remember we had all those pies brought to the Tulsa. Someone would make the tiny ones. Not in Tulsa. Yeah. Was it in Tulsa? No, we're in Bell House.

Bell House. We had a whole thing of mini pies. I think Katie brought them. Beautiful. So everywhere you went, people loved you or thought you'd lost a loved one. Yes. I'll take it. Whatever their reason is.

Or thought you had just moved into the neighborhood. All right. 2.45. 2.45 p.m. They're having sex on the side. 2.45 p.m. McClellan was also hit with a misdemeanor charge of possession of synthetic marijuana. This is something I love.

Yeah. McClellan was convicted in 2018 on misdemeanor theft charge for stealing cat litter and peppermint tea from a Walmart. That's got meth written all over it. The most civilized. Oh my God. What a thing to steal. So you heat those up and that makes meth, right?

I have no idea. Or pie. Rob. Rob Kuttner. That's the secret recipe for banoffee pie, actually. That is. Kitty litter. Kitty litter.

Cigarette marijuana. Guys, I don't want to give away the store here on let's i don't know scholars you might remember we're gonna get out of here on these two fun questions how old do you think sean mcclellan is i know i don't i can't remember how old do you think sean mcclellan is but here's the thing so it could either be like the impetuousness of youth or could be like like i've broken my life this is the this is me on my this is my swan song this is act three this is my my recent divorce move this is this is my something's gotta give that's a tough one i'm gonna say just from the sheer like invincibility feel about it i'm gonna guess like teens so like or like early 20s maybe pick one pick a day pick one you can't you can't narrow it off you can't fence it off all right uh 22 22 years old

i think 26 26 years old jay you know it's i know just spent all right sean mcclellan and then we will do amber sean mcclellan is is 30 years old. Oh, the price was wrong. All right. Now, before we leave, he's old enough to know how old his Saturn has returned is Amber Gormley. And I will remind everyone we are leaving here. But if you're a Patreon member, you're going to get a like a just for you. Dumb people tell personal story from Rob. So jump over on the Patreon if you haven't done that already to make sure you get the extra content all right so rob how old do you think amber is

i think you're going to say that you're going to reveal amber's age if you do that that's cold that's cold we should do all right so rob what do you what do you think how old is she oh well okay so first of all i want to in my defense i think 30 is the new 50 that's right when it comes to me she's got to be way younger. It's just my guess. So what do you think? So I'm going to go with like 17. 17.

30. She's only 17. I'm going to go older. I think she has a hold on him. And I can't remember how old she is, but I think 43. 43 years old. She's 13 years older than him. Which means this whole thing started out with her saying,

You don't love me enough. I was going to say, Where are you going? Who are you? Come here. You don't love me. What's your name? Okay. Do you remember, Jay?

I remember, so I can't say. Jay, you're good at remembering. I know. I can't remember. I'll tell you my theory about them as well when Dan reveals. We will leave you all with this and my theory. Amber Gormley, male prostitute,

is, doesn't it feel like it fits? Fred Garvin. Is 39 years old. Oh! So here's my thing. She used to babysit him. They ran into each other at a bar that they shouldn't have even

been at, nor should it have been open. She was like, I think I remember you. She said, let me put you to bed now. She was his teacher in high school. She was 34. He was 25. He was a 25-year-old senior.

It felt like it was appropriate. She said, I'll talk to you after class, five years later. If you're a senior in high school and you can rent a car, that's saying you're too old. You're too old. Dan, I like your opinion better. Can we have lack of class outside today? Yeah. A lot of lack of class in dumb Ableton.

That is, I will give these guys credit. As dumb as they are, they were practicing safe. At least they were outside. They were outside. Everybody was consenting. She was age appropriate. So was he. And for some brief moment, they allowed traffic to slow down so that no one

would get in. She was getting vitamin D and actual D. We gotta walk off on that. If you like the comedy of Rob Kuttner on this show, take a gander at gander. It's on the Tubi channel and follow him and all the great things that he does.

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