Dumb People Town - Ryan Sickler - Little Rascal

Episode Date: November 23, 2018

Ryan Sickler joins Jason, Randy, and Dan to discuss a drunken man who disrupts a wedding reception by committing a dancing infraction and starting a fight.

Dan and Ran and Jay will share Tales of folks so unaware They lack in grace and sometimes choose The life they choose will make the news Breaking down each epic fail In Florida there's half-price bail I'm happy to say they Couldn't make this up

So listen to our podcast Dan with co-host Our man Dan Man, jerk, don't be a jerk Cause when the music hits the funny hits So listen to our podcast band, with co-host Armand Dan. Man, dirt, don't be a jerk, cause when the music hits the funny hits, we are gonna take you down. Stick around, make a sound, on your downies, Dumb People Town. Hey townies, welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. Population new.

Population Sickler Population Sickler. Ryan Sickler, welcome. The author of one of our favorite Dumb People Town bits, which is guy telling customer where the items are next to the cheese at a CVS. I was at a CVS today getting Halloween candy with my daughter. Right about a miracle. Back by the motor on the mini Butterfingers. The fun size Butterfingers. Fun size.

Okay. You know, over there by the condoms in the Crown Royal. What? I don't. You could do an hour of that. That's my new podcast. By the ace bandages in the coolers. You know, by the pantyhose and the guns.

Nope, I don't know that. No, I don't know that. Well, that was one of our favorite bits ever. Episode two of this show. Two. Ryan Sickler makes his triumphant return back to Dumb People Town. The world, I feel like, has gotten dumber since the second episode till now. I mean, in certain ways, it feels like three, four years ago.

Right? Doesn't that feel like just... A lot of dumb. You can do two smart things. One is listen to this show in its entirety, and the other is pick up your new comedy album, which is entitled... Get a Hold of Yourself. Get a Hold of Yourself.

Get a How to Yourself. Get a Hold of Yourself. Which, by the way, I want to say... It's not just an album. It's a... Explain how people can get it. It's special. Well, you can get it everywhere.

You can get it on iTunes. Get a How to the Special. Get a How to Yourself. You can get it on everywhere you can get it. It's special. Well, you can get it everywhere. You can get it on iTunes. Get a ho to the special. Get a ho to yourself. You can get it everywhere you can get it. iTunes, Spotify, Pandora, my website, wherever. It'll be out there everywhere you can get it. Get a hold of yourself. November 20th.

Go get it. Get it on iTunes. Rate and review it. I want the number one album in the country for at least 10 minutes. Let's do it. But the other bit that I love that I did with you guys way back before this was the shared driveway, which I will never fucking forget about the two brothers fighting while a kid had tummy time. Oh, yeah.

You remember? Yeah. And we talked about junk drawer scissors, and I used junk drawer scissors in this album off of us riffing off of that shared driveway bit. Damn, that makes me so happy. I love that. It's so fucking that shared driveway. I will never forget a shared driveway. It is so you know what I love about your

comedy? I've been watching so many clips that you've been releasing on your Instagram which I just love from various shows that you've been on. Thank you. I just started getting you know, I just had this Instagram following, which was nothing. And then when I was on the Rogan show, I saw the jump, and I was like, well, now I've got to commit to it. So I've been trying to stay steady committed, and I've been loving it.

I love it. There are just bits that I'll – this is how I know I love your comedy, is I'll watch the bit, and I'll be like, I got to see it again. I got to see what you're doing again because it's just, I don't know what it is. It speaks to so much of, you know, we grew up in the Midwest, grew up in St. Louis. I feel like St. Louis and Baltimore are the exact same size city. We had, like, the same sports teams, the same dynamics. People who, it's like people who live there, grow up there, their parents grew up there and then stayed there.

So all the parents went to the same high schools that then. And the bits are like stories that are deceptively, I'm not going to say simple, but there's a lot of layers in what you're doing. In everything. In all of it, which is why I love it. I cannot wait for this new special. November 20th, new special. When this drops, it'll have been out for three days. Get a hold of it.

Get a hold of yourself. Get it now, please. Get a hold of yourself. Let's try to get a hold of some stupidity, Dan. Get a hold of yourself. Let's get a hold of some stupidity. All right, here we go. This was sent in by Emerson at tall underscore man 1977.

Love it. Tall man 1977. He's got a lot of way about himself in his own handle. He knows who he is. So you know when he was born. You've got to be right. You know what he looks like. Right.

Now we're going to find out what he thinks he's done. And you know how he gender identifies. What we don't know is what he thinks tall is. Yeah, that's true. He could be 5'9". So again, we've said this. Have you ever met somebody that's like, oh, I feel like I'm a tall guy. How old are you? 5'8". They're one of our favorite

bits that we've ever done on the Jim Rome Show. It had to do, and we did it on our podcast as well. We talked about it. It had to have been the Evander Holyfield Taco Bell commercial where he walks in and the person working in the register looks up at him and is like,

Whoa! Whoa is in elevator low. And the way they shot the person, it's like shooting up at Evander Holyfield. Now, Evander Holyfield is shorter than Drew Brees. 5'11". Okay? 6'0", maybe.

If someone was like, Whoa, you're heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield, that's one thing, but to look... To was like, whoa, you're heavyweight champion of Vanderhoof. That's one thing. But like to look. To say, whoa, like you're like. So our theory. Lennox Lewis is 6'6". Our theory was that they had Shaq for the commercial and like day of he backed out.

And so like, let's get. He's B-roll Conan. Let's get a Vanderhoof. You ever see him in the same shot? Get a Vanderhoof. And so they got a Vanderhoof. And they're like, what are we going to rewrite this script? No.

Just shoot from a long angle, and no one's going to know how tall he is. You can wick a piece. I'm going to look at that. Like, Evander Holyfield is an inch, maybe two inches. Dan, you're taller than Evander Holyfield. I'm 6'2". Right? You're a lot taller.

I'll tell you. 5'10". You're 5'10". 70 inches. You are almost Evander Holyfield's height. So no one has ever looked at you sick. No one's ever looked up. Even my daughter

doesn't look up at me like, whoa, here he is. They're saying he's 6'1". No way. Shorter than Dan. That's not, you don't look up at someone who's 6'1".

You don't. Can I tell you a story about Manute Bull? Yes. Speaking of height. 7'7". Was it? So this is for Tall Man 77.

Sure. Tall Man. This might be a new bowl. What if this is a new bowl? This might be a new bowl. He's dead. From the other side. That's right.

R.I.P. I went to one Bullets game the entire time I grew up in Maryland because they were the Bullets back then, but they were the worst team. Every promo was, Come see Michael Jordan and the Bulls play your Washington Bullets. It was always about who was coming to town. And I went to one to see the Celtics play

and we got there early and there was a group of kids and stuff outside waiting for autographs and stuff. And this Ford pickup, extended cab pulls into the parking lot and there's no one driving it. And all of us see it.

We're looking, and there's no one in the driver's seat. We're like, what the fuck? That thing's driving. Phantom Ford. Right. And the car parks, and the back King Cab door opens up, and Manute fucking bolts that stuff out. So he's sitting in the back seat. They took the front seat out, and he sat in the back seat and drove that car.

That can't be legal. It's not legal. Because just the sight lines they build into a car is not legal. No. It's not legal. And Dan just became 59 years old. That can't be legal. The sight lines alone.

I don't approve of it. The sight lines alone. You can't do it. All right, let's get it. It looked like me standing over a matchbox car when he got out of that truck. That's funny. Whoa. A Minneapolis man is accused of causing a disturbance while being intoxicated at a rural...

How do you want to say Eau Claire? Eau Claire. Eau Claire. Eau Claire. I like Eau. What is Eau Claire? I don't even know what that is. Eau Claire? Eau Claire. Eau Claire. I like Eau. What is Eau Claire? I don't even know what that is. Eau Claire.

It's a northern town in Wisconsin. So he was being intoxicated at a rural Eau Claire wedding reception. Not ceremony. We made it through the ceremony. People are going to get fucked up at a reception. Am I right? That's what it is. Almost every wedding I've been in, there's a part where like we'll get off.

So we've gone through the day and the ceremony, and then we've gone through the photos, and we've gone through the party bus to get to the reception, where more than a few times I've gotten off that bus or like sat down after they welcomed the wedding party, and I'm like, I need to stop drinking. Right. Because you're too drunk.

That's unbelievable that you have the foresight to be able to stop. You're too drunk that early in the night. You see what's ahead of you. Because every wedding goes, at some point the wedding goes like this. What time do you think it is? 11.40? 8.20. Yeah, it's 8.20.

4.30, guys. It always does. It's dull. Every wedding feels like that, that you lose all scope of time. It's like a guy who's never run marathon before who's running eight-minute miles, and he's on mile eight. And everyone's like, dude, you better chill out. You got 20. Slow down.

You got 21 left. I've done it. Numerous times I've had to give a speech, and I'm like, I am not drinking again until I get done with dinner. Yeah. Because you have to. As in the immortal words of Matt Bronger, you got to soak up the night. Do you want to be going when Bob Seger's old time rock and roll comes on? I do.

I want to be on that dance floor. That's every Van Kirk wedding I've ever been to. That one's in there? Oh, that one and the greatest wedding reception song of all time, Earth, Wind & Fire, September. That gets everybody on the dance floor. That'll get everybody up. Yeah. That'll get everybody up.

Makes sense. So this guy caused a disturbance while being intoxicated at an Eau Claire wedding. Do you realize, though, Dan, what you're talking about is that everyone gets messed up at weddings. Everybody. So the level of the disturbance that has to happen. It's like Star Wars. There's a disturbance in the force. At one point, somebody goes, that's it.

I'm calling the cops. At a wedding reception. You think of it like a Little League game, like a disturbance. The bar is very low. At a wedding, it's so high. One time I was at a wedding, and a buddy of mine that I was with, we got, we went, so we had a bartender at the cocktail hour that we made friends with. This guy was making margaritas perfect.

So we get into the reception. Naturally you befriended him. Yeah, we get into the reception area where you have your assigned table, and we find out that our bartender that we like is completely on the other end of the room. But I'm like, I'm only going to that guy because I had already given him 40 bucks. Because you do that, you don't have to wait in another line the rest of the night. He's bringing you up. Be right there, Dale. I got another picture for you.

This is what I should have told him my final crab feast. So I go, Raph, let's go. We got to go to our guy. So we go to our guy, and he's not bartending. We're like, are you bartending? He's like, no, no, no. I'm the supervisor. We needed another bartender out there, but out here I've got it covered.

You're too good to be managing. I go, you were making the only drink I wanted. He goes, I got you. I'll make you drinks for you. I got you. I got you. So he goes, he makes us our drinks. We're waiting there.

And then Raph's like, hey, you want an edible? And I go, sure, dude. So I do an edible. And now they start bringing in the wedding party. And we're stuck on the other side of the dance floor because that's what's in the middle. It's like trying to crawl straight when a parade comes out.

You're on the other side. We come. For all you feasters listening, there's a little bonus that I should have threw in that final farewell feast. We're waiting on the other side of this dance floor. They bring in the maid of honor and the best man. They bring in everybody two by two like they do. Yeah.

Dude. That DJ. That DJ. And now. And if you're in Chicago, you get a hit 6-6 from North Carolina. But he's like, and now. He's like, and now. Let's. Yeah, he's like, and now. Let's put it together.

We've got a special song queued up as we welcome the bride and groom, Mr. and Mrs. And every light in the room goes out. Whoa. Okay? But it's still dust, so you can see everything. But all of his lighting, music, everything's out. The whole lighting system, electric unit has crashed. Okay? So they start to come out. Right at the intro. Only when you're on edibles. So they're supposed everything's out. The whole lighting system, electric unit has crashed.

So they start to come out. Right at the intro. Only when you're on edibles. So they're supposed to come out, and we're sitting there. We're sitting there. Kicking in. We're sitting there, and you start to feel a little tingle, right? Sure. And they're like, come on in.

We're cheering for them. But the bride and groom, they plan this moment, and they're not accepting it, but people don't care. People start being like, come on in. And they're like, no, no, no. So then they go back out. They had started to come in. They go back out into the entry area.

They're not in the room yet. Bride freaking out right now. And I go, Raph, let's go up there and see how they're doing. Let's go out there and see how they're doing. So then we walk out there. Horrible. That's like Guy going, I'm just going to climb into this grill. Because I'm doing the thing of like, I'll walk out there. Horrible. That's like Guy going, I'm just going to climb into this grill. Because I'm doing the thing of like, I'll go out there.

Let's go ask this girl how she's feeling at the worst moment of her life. We walk out there, and she is fuming. She doesn't see us. Of course. But Tom, the groom, he sees us. And Tom looks over with a face. I've seen this guy go headfirst into so many things in his life. And he looks at me, and he goes, mm-mm.

Because he knows we're coming. We're like, guys, it's he looks at me and he goes, mm-mm. Because he knows we're coming to be like, guys, it's all right. And he's like, mm-mm. No, we got some Jimmy Buffett margaritas over here. Come on, man. Hey, Dale, whip up a pitcher of them. So then Raph and I go back in the door we were in, and I'm like, okay, well, we got to get across this dance floor. So I tried leaning into the bride and groom.

I'm like, I'll just lean in on this whole wedding. So we walk across it, and now you get everybody like, what? Like cheering for you, but we like do a little dance across. So we sit down. We've each got two margaritas, right? We start drinking those. About 10 minutes goes by. Here comes bartender friend, rolls over.

He's got a tray of margaritas. Tray? He's got a tray. He'sitas. He's got a tray. He's been back there working in the dark. Everybody on the table. And then it's a really fancy wedding, and every table has their own server, like guys waiting for you. And I could tell he was a cool kid.

I go, hey, man, you want one of these edibles? He's like, hell yeah. So then he starts doing this. And then I'm not shitting. We are halfway through. We finally get halfway through the margaritas that were brought. That guy shows up again with another fucking tray of margaritas. And the lights are still out. Yeah. Well, no, they finally get halfway through the margaritas that were brought, that guy shows up again with another fucking tray of margaritas. And the lights are still out.

Yeah, well, no, they finally get them fixed. They bring everybody back in. And now I got a ball cap. And now I am cruising. I am so into this thing. You're flying, man. I am drunk on margarita. High on an edible. And I don't know to this day if that's

the greatest DJ I've ever known in my life. It was. But he was taking old school classic rock with like new beats. And I'm just out there dancing. And then I guess at some point they tried to do, hey, let's all get around the bride and groom while they dance. And I saw that as my opportunity to really do it. And I went full on, danced. I didn't dance with.

I danced on the groom. Doing this whole dance. I get done and I'm crushing. But I get done. Everybody's loving it. Everybody's loving it. I'm doing a full bend back all the way and then coming all the way back up. You can do that? Yes, sir.

I'm doing fucking straight legs. You can now. I can do a straight leg pop. No problem. So I'm doing fucking straight legs. You can now. You can now. I can do a straight leg pop, no problem. So I get done with all this stuff, right? Everybody is loving it. And I get back and my friend goes, dude, look at the bride. And she's staring like right at me like, you fucked up another one of our moments.

Dan, and I'm going to bring it all the way back to the story of this episode. No one called the cops on you. That's what I was about to say. So you did all that. So someone would have had to do so much more. Well, I was just having a good time. What did that guy do? I was just having a good time. Before we get into it, let's take a quick break. And then when we come back, let's get back into this story.

We got it. Stick around. Make a sound. There's more Don't People Town. All right, welcome back to the show. I wasn't, like, causing a problem. No, Dan. No, no, Dan. I did leave by 1030.

Well, hang on. It was also your opinion that you weren't causing a problem. No, I got vouched. I got vouched. Dan, this is like the burning man of weddings. All right, so what happened to this guy? Let's get back into the story. So weddings. All right, so what happened to this guy? Let's get into that. So then I.

No, Dan. Come on. We did leave by 1030 and I ate pizza that night. Okay. The man was asked to leave the reception after he tried to dance suggestively with an elderly woman. Yep. Get back here with that walker. Come on.

I don't call it a walker. I call it a twerker. And then he puts his ass. That walker can hold my weight. Let me straddle your face on your scooter right now. I'll show you what a lark is. I'll sit on your scooter handlebars facing you. Get over here, you little rascal.

On your little rascal. Zachary A. Roberts is charged in Eau Claire County. Eau Claire. Eau Claire County. Oh, boy. Eau Claire County Court with two misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and a misdemeanor count of obstructing an officer. According to the criminal complaint, the county sheriff's deputies responded to a wedding

reception at 9.14 p.m. That's a cop who loves details. Yep. to a wedding reception at 9.14 p.m. That's a cop who loves details. On September 8th on the 7300 block of Otter Creek Road in the town of Washington for a fight in progress. Everyone remembers where they were on 9.8. 9.14. In that wedding. Yeah.

So the cop shows up to a fight in progress. Roberts was in a physical altercation with two other males when a deputy arrived. So they're going two-on-one on Zachary A. Roberts. He's taking it, though. You know who I blame on this? You guys want to dance? Who wants to fucking dance? Let's dance.

September on. I'm killed. Good. Do you know who I blame in all of this? It is Wisconsin. Bobby Dassey. I'm blaming Bobby Dassey. I'm blaming Bobby Dassey.

I'm telling you right now. I'm telling you right now. They probably refused to play Clarence Carter stroking. Yep. And he said, I'll fight anybody in here that doesn't want to hear Clarence Carter stroking. I'll fight you is what he said to many people, and two people took him up on it. Yeah. I agree.

Yeah. So according to the criminal complaint, cop shows up for a fight in progress. Roberts was a physical altercation with two other males when the deputy arrived. A woman said she was on the dance floor with her five-year-old when Roberts came onto the floor and started pushing people around.

Oh! This guy. I told this DJ to play Out Come the Wolves by Rampage. He went to mosh pit. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he's probably a step relative. Oh, yeah. I'm going to say it.

You need somebody. Like how many times did he have to hear from the DJ, no, we don't have bulls on parade. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Hey, man, can you guys play mother? No, no dancing. I don't have any dancing. No, I'm sorry. what you tell me. Hey, man, can you guys play mother? No. No dancing. I don't have any dancing. No, I'm sorry.

You guys are fired. Sir, you are not affiliated with who hired it. You can't hire or fire these people. You need to go out on a farther limb, Sickler. In fact, break that limb off and throw it to another tree because the woman said she didn't think anyone at the wedding knew who Roberts was. Even better. Old Zach Roberts is at it.

Wedding crasher. Ma! Be right back. We're going to see what that sound is down the street. In a suit. Some men asked Roberts to leave after his incident with the elderly woman. Because you know what he wanted. You know who didn't want him to leave?

The elderly woman. Most action I've gotten in years In years This ain't my way Before leaving the dance floor It ain't my funeral even This isn't nice but it's funny and it has too few of details For me to really care so I love it Before leaving the dance floor

It was then that Zachary A. Roberts pushed down The five year old girl Oh come on. I love that. What a fuck, Eric. I'm hitting the top and bottom of your family tree, motherfucker.

Fuck, Charles. I have a five-year-old. I just heard four. I'll tell you what. Zach Roberts would be getting an ass-multiple before he'd get the arrest. He'd be going to jail. I would.

Oh, fuck, no. If I saw someone push my daughter down, I would stomp his face. I would De Niro stomp him in the endo. I would pick up every teacup and just start whipping it. I would make sure he had no teeth left. I would curb the fuck out of that dude. I would take my belt off and choke him. I'd just be holding it up here until he came and got me.

You guys mind if I use this ridiculously sized vase centerpiece really quick? We can take these home, right? Because boom! And you know. Into his teeth. Into his teeth. You know it was like. Push the kids.

Get the fuck out of here. Because you know it was like. Disreception sucks, man. Just really down on his knees. What are you looking at, punch? You guys' fucking candy table sucks. Your pastoral desk sucks. I spit in that fucking chocolate fountain.

The chicken was fried. Chocolate wonderful in my ass. You asked me if I wanted one cup of coffee, you should put a table out. You know what else sucks? That new show Spirit on Netflix. It's a movie about horses. You know, that kid just, he walked, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. And he took one step off that dance floor and just pushed that kid down.

Now what? Now what? He definitely said, now what? They told him. They're like, oh, we'll tell you. We'll tell you what. Did he yell, get some? I bet he might have yelled, get some.

Right, and they were chasing him out. He's like, you guys having a midnight snack? You got pizzas coming in? Taco truck outside. You know when the kid got pushed down, like one kind of step-cousin yelled out Worldstar and just videotaped him? Oh, no. The other reason I could do that about the five-year-old is because no one was injured.

Roberts was taken to the Mayo Clinic Health System in Eau Claire, where a breath test showed his blood alcohol level was what? We get to guess. You know, you can, so we've established this. Since you've done this show, you can, since you are a guest, you can either go first, Tig, which is between two of us, because she chose to go between the two of us, or third. Where would you like to guess? B, A, C. I'll go C. Okay.

You're going to go third? Third. Okay. All right. I'll go first. I'm going to say this dude is wasted. This dude is beyond wasted. This dude is...

That means he banned Kirk at a wedding with an edible and margarita pictures on a tray. I knew underlies. He's a.29. Okay. Wow. Not a.08. A.29. .08 is legal limit.

I think he's.19. .19 from Randy Sklar. Jason says.29. I think he's a dick and you mix mix it together, and that's what happens. Oh, you obviously know. No, he knows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

Here's the way I look at this. There's two ways. Obviously, the way you said it is he is wasted. Beyond all control. You're a little dial back. More reserved. Because I think that's part of his personality. But I also think he could be a veteran, too, and he might be like a.09.

You know what I mean? And he's just a real asshole too, and he might be like a.09. You know what I mean? He's just a real asshole. I never liked that kid. Sober as shit. Yeah, this was his chance. I was like, fuck that guy. I mean, if that's true. I like that old lady.

I've hated that kid. I have no drinks. That old lady's got a great ass. Oh, man. That is kids up there. I just collected a chip. I'm 200 days sober. I don't know what you're talking about.

Hey, but what if it's 0.0? He passed it with five colors. I'm going to go high, too. I'm going to give it a.29. I'm going to go with a.28. I'm going to go with.28. Just write it and just dip on it. All right.

Zachary A. Roberts had a blood alcohol level of when he pushed down a kid, hit on an old lady, showed up at a wedding he was invited to. Got into a fight. Tried to fight two dudes outside, and the cop says no one was injured. So that didn't even work. No. Before you give the answer one more time, name of the album is? Get a Hold of Yourself.

Get a Hold of Yourself. November 20th. November 20th. That's three days ago once this dropped. So it's out. It's out right now. Get it now. Get your albums.

Rate it. Review it. Do your thing, man. And you will love it. Thank you so much, guys. That's it. Period. December 10th, by the way, we're at Largo doing Dumb People Town live.

Will Forte is our guest. It's our guest. It will sell out. It's just over two weeks away. Get your tickets now. Yeah. All right. Okay.

There we go. Oh, and also we mentioned live Dumb People Town at Sketch Fest at Cobbs Comedy Club 1030 on January 11th, the next day, our birthday.

Yes. Continue. Zachary A. Roberts had a blood, alcohol, content level of .31.

Oh! Jay! Jason Sklar. Oh! Jay! Jason Sklar. Jay! I was almost there. I know. God. By the way, 0.35 is just pouring straight vodka on the thing.

Into the breathalyzer. Into the breathalyzer. Oh, damn. Just because I have it and people are going to want to wonder, we can do a super quick round of how old he is. Too much fun leaves marks in life. Living hard, you'll pay the price. Who is going to get it right?

Guess the age. Guess the age. Let's do it. Okay, all right. Where do you want to go? First, Tigger, third? I'm going first. Okay, how old do you think this guy is?

This is guess the age. You take in everything you know. You know how much he's drank. You know what he did. He wanted to hit on an old woman. He pushed a kid. I'm going to go, I really want to say like 29, but I'm going to go with 33. I'm going to settle on 33.

Jesus, he's 26. 26 years old. I think he's 48. 48. Get out of here. He's right in the middle of pushing kids and hitting on all of them. And way too old to be doing shit like that. Yep.

Because that's the way you can go. You can go, he either thought he was age appropriate for the woman and should have pushed a kid, or he thought he was still a kid. All right. So what did you say, Ryan? 33, 28, 26. 26 from Jason. 48.

48. One of you is exactly right. So now we get to play the game of who do you think is exactly right. I love this. Ryan says him, Jay. I am right. I think I'm right. I'm sticking to my guns.

I'm sticking to my guns. Sticking to my guns. Because once or twice I've gone away from myself and I was right. Okay. Zachary A. Roberts. I'm so glad you did this, by the way. Blood alcohol level.31 Pushed a 5 year old

Salt and pepper style With an old lady Went to a wedding he was not invited to Got into a fight outside Get those answers in right now Townies because Zachary A. Roberts Is 26 years old.

We are high-fiving. We're high-fiving the dumb people, Townies. High-wire act. Okay, guys. That's it. That's it. All right. Listen to me.

Follow Ryan Sickler. Follow him on the Instagram. Again, I love it. It's at Ryan Sickler on all social media. On all social media. At Ryan, S-I-C-K-L-E-R. Follow all of us. Go see Dan live whenever you can.

Get a chance to see him. I can. See us at Largo. See us at Sketch Fest in San Francisco at Cod's Comedy Club on the 11th. Get the new album. Get a hold of yourself. Get a hold of yourself and get a hold of the album. And oh shit, we got to get back to work. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb