Dumb People Town - Ryan Singer - Sugared Up Dead People

Episode Date: December 21, 2018

Comedian Ryan Singer joins the show to discuss a story in which a man attacks a group of teenage girls dressed as zombies!

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Hey townies, welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town Population you? Population singer Ryan Singer Welcome to town. Yeah, it's good to be here. Yeah, buddy.

Good to have you, my man. A great comic with a new album that is out and ready to rock. Free love. Free love. Free love. Free at my website for free. Oh, I love that. I want it free everywhere.

Ryansinger.org. Or ryansingercomedy.com. I'm sorry. And the artwork for it. Ryansingercomedy.com. Or freelovedownload.com. I'm sorry. And the artwork for it. ryansingercomedy.com. Or freelovedownload.com. I'm like addicted to buying domain names sometimes. You are?

So I got ryansingersfreelove.com, freelovedownload.com, ryansingercomedy.com, whitetrashwerewolf.com. What? Whitetrashwerewolf is fantastic. That is a bad name. You know, that's interesting

because a lot of, it's true in horror movies, a werewolf and vampires are always bougie. Yeah. Why not? Where's the guy who wakes up and all the sleeves have been ripped off his shirt? He's got like a bowling trophy.

He's like, where'd this bowling trophy come from? What'd I do last night? I work at Jiffy Lube now. Troy Conrad took the photos for your album? Yeah, Troy Conrad took the photos. So yeah, I told him I wanted like a Leonard Cohen psychedelic vibe. It looks awesome. We were just listening to Leonard Cohen so I wanted, I told him I wanted like a Leonard Cohen psychedelic vibe. It looks awesome. We were just listening

to Leonard Cohen today. Oh, I can never get enough of Leonard Cohen. The early stuff is so good. It's so good. You guys, goodbye,

Marianne. Oh man, that's such a great song and also the, it's got the poem, we were just talking about poem reading earlier. Like,

he's like, what's the line? He came to my window like, I thought I could read your poem. Like, oh, I love that. I go hiking alone and just listen to Leonard.

I just love that you opened yourself up recently to visit a palm reader. To me, I feel like there's nothing more dumb people down the back row. I mean, you're his podcast. It isn't dumb, but it gets, it'll, it'll, it tests the limits. It tests the limits of believability,

even for myself. And I'm like, I'm a kook. I'm like in a new age. What's the name of it? Tell everybody. Me and Paranormal You. Yeah. So I interview people with paranormal experiences or abilities.

Yeah. We talked about your telekinesis. Have you ever had Stephen Tobolowsky on? You absolutely should try and get him. Oh, you got to. You know who he is? Great. Ned Ryerson from Groundhog Day.

Unbelievable. Ned the head? Yeah. I've actually heard him on other- He was on our Body and Psychic Experiences. Unbelievable. Ned the Head? Yeah. I've actually heard him on other... He was on Psychic Experiences. They're kind of

unbelievable. And the thing that made me believe it the most from him was him saying, I don't want these powers.

I don't want this. I don't want to hear voices. I don't want to hear these things. I don't want to see five steps into your future. That's it.

He's like, I don't want to hear i don't want to see five steps into your future that's it he's like i don't want to hear your voice and tell you how masculine or feminine you are based on your register let me ask you something ryan yeah those moments in life when you walk up you're walking through a casino they're doing a show or whatever and you walk up to the roulette table and you're like and you're like uh you're like i don't know what are you 11 black what's your thing yeah yeah so we'll go with that you're like you're like 11 black but't know. What are you, 11 black? What's your thing? Yeah, yeah. So we'll go with that. You're like 11 black. But any number.

Not even your favorite number. Just whatever number. And it hits. Are those moments, do you think, where we, in that moment, you were tuned into something where you're like, Red 3. Red 3. Guided the ball.

And you just knew it was going to be that? Do you think you ever have moments where you just... If I knew the answer to that, I would be living in Vegas. Well, I know, but I mean, I think we have times where we're like, that guy's mad at that person, and you don't know either one of them. Roulette used to be my game. 14 Red, because I grew up in Southern Ohio. Pete Rose in the Hall of Fame.

So 14, the hit king. You know 14 Red's going to hit. But he's not in the Hall of Fame. It's his Red's Hall of Fame. No, I mean, he should be in the Hall of Fame. Pete Rose belongs in the Hall of Fame. Like a bunch of Philly guys. He was on the Reds, but he should be in the Hall of Fame. Pete Rose belongs in the Hall of Fame. Like a bunch of Philly guys.

He was on the Reds, but he was also on the Philly guys. I loved his Grecian formula. I loved his haircut. It was pretty good. He had a bowl cut.

He broke a guy's shoulder in an All-Star game. Yeah, he totally broke Dick Grote's shoulder. Is it Dick Grote's shoulder?

No, it was Dick Gregory. Jerry Grote. Dick Gregory, the comic, was catching Brokey's shoulder. Brokey's shoulder just lowered it right into it. And he went down and dug out and drank a whole Coke. He belongs in the Hall of Fame. A whole Coke. A whole Coke.

All right, well, here's the deal. That's your number? 14 Red. That's right. You would crush it? The Hick King. I'm going to hope that we get a 14 Red for the story that was delivered to us by our awesome D-Bots, Dumb Boots on the Ground. They're not dumb. They're so smart. They listen for the story that was delivered to us by our awesome DBots, dumb boots on the ground.

They're not dumb. They're so smart. They listen for the dumb chatter. Did we hit the jackpot with this one, Dan? It's fun. Alright, let's get into it. Ryan Singer is here. For Christ's sake. Maybe there's paranormal activity. One of three Jared Thornburgs on the internet. Met this dude.

Thank you for sending this in. Park City. Utah. Drew hyde said he was just trying to celebrate his daughter's 16th birthday yeah that's how it all starts i love a name that has like two actions in it like drew that's a good hey drew his gun and then he hid. I couldn't find him. He drew a hand and then hid it. Whenever somebody's using something like that, they're trying to explain away something 10 times worse. I'm just trying to celebrate my daughter's 16th birthday.

And this woman gets lippy. The listener can't see it, but I'm doing that Midwestern uncle lick, lip lick. I'm just trying to celebrate my 16-year-old daughter's birthday. And these assholes, I'll say it, assholes. They start coming into our section, and yeah, I pushed a couple of ladies. I didn't know she was pregnant. Oh, you were so close. But by the end of the evening, Drew Hyde was in handcuffs and booked into the Summit County Jail,

the end of the evening, Drew Hyde was in handcuffs and booked into the Summit County Jail accused of attacking a group of teenage girls dressed as zombies trying to promote their dance company. That started with the clowns and the zombies were next. You don't know who's real or who isn't. I'm not taking it, God damn it. I watched Night of the Living Dead. You put the makeup on, you better be ready to dance. There's the thing, you know. You better eat my face off or I'm gonna

push you down. Hyde said, however, Hyde, however, said there's another side to the story. Yeah, no shit. There's the side where these girls got beaten up. The alternative fact. The actual side and then there's the side you want us to believe. He told KSL, which I imagine stands for Salt Lake, Monday, that he was just trying to protect his family and had no idea what was going on,

which is what I hope he was yelling while beating up. I have no idea what's going on. Sir, this is just a dance company. Yeah. You want to dance, God damn it? No, I'm just, I'm real. We were attempting to walk to a restaurant And were ambushed by people in bizarre costumes

He said The odd incident happened on September 22nd A group of girls between the ages of 13 and 16 My daughter's age Were dressed in full theatrical zombie makeup Brilliant Have you ever seen, in Denver they do this They do like the zombie walk

Zombie walk. Yeah. And they just, and I saw, like, families pushing babies, and the babies are zombies. Oh, really? I was like, this. Oh, that's great. I've never seen, like, a whole family go. During the day, they'll just kind of lurch forward.

It is amazing. Well, a group of girls between the age of 13 and 16 were dressed in full theatrical zombie makeup, which means it's as real as you can get, I guess. Which means on Wednesday, they were texting each other going, I can't wait for Saturday. We're going to have so much fun. I'm going to sell so many tickets.

This is September. The guy's like, well, it's not October. He probably thinks, goes through the steps like, here's a bunch of, well, well, Halloween. Well, it's not even October. Right. Who would, who would? You're in it. It must be real. According to a report filed the steps like here's a bunch of well well halloween well it's not even october right who would who would you're in it it must be real you're according to a report filed by park city police hide of henderson nevada shoved punched and pushed several girls down a flight of stairs obviously i don't do child abuse the reason this works is one he didn't think he was well according

to him they were real he didn't think he was abusing children. So it's not like somebody was like, watch me set a firework on this kid. And second of all, nobody gets hurt that bad. But you know he turned to his wife and said, when the apocalypse comes, Brenda, I'm going to be ready. You've been making fun of me for building that bunker. You're out. You're out.

I'm in. I'm just glad i didn't have a gun on him because i mean we all know i know we all know the uh shot to the head is the only thing that kills a zombie that's like the little did you guys ever see the movie force ball back force majeure i think it was oh i heard that is the best movie this family is like camping out or something i will say and there's a uh avalanche coming. And one family member makes decisions that greatly affects the other family members. And so he was in the scenarios where he was like, I'm taking over.

Zombies come. You know I'm not running. I'm right here. I'm going to face these motherfuckers. By the way, sometimes it's okay to run. I don't know why. He hates. I'm going to tell these motherfuckers.

He's like facing the undead, but still can't drop an F-bomb. Let me also point out the fact that these are 13 to 16-year-old girls. He has a 16-year-old girl. It's not like he's like 78. She ain't a zombie. It's not like he's normal. Like, what's his face? Clint Eastwood from Gran Torino. Trying to shoot an Asian kid with a zombie. It's not like he's normal. Like, what's his face? Clint Eastwood from Gran Torino.

Trying to shoot an Asian kid with a finger. I still literally contend that Gran Torino is the worst movie that has ever been put out. Well, maybe you haven't seen The Mule. Yeah. It is so bad. It's like what Nancy, you know, Nancy Meyers makes those movies where in every single movie, the guy's 65 and he's dating, or 58, and he's dating a woman who's 32. And he realizes that his ex maybe wasn't so bad.

Oh, my God, my 61-year-old wife is so much better because she cooks and she's like, yeah. In so many ways, it's just literally like old lady porn, which that's what it is. It's like, I was wrong, and you're more beautiful than anything. Put on your cheekbones and let's go to a movie. By the way, totally possible, but take a movie. There was a movie with James Gandolfini and Julie Louise Dreyfuss. Oh, yeah, yeah.

It was his last one. What was that called? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Townies are yelling at their iPods. And Catherine Keener played James Gandolfini's ex-wife who, you know, she then started going to his massage therapist using Julie Louise Dreyfuss.

So what happens? Who cares about it? Yeah, that's so close to what it is. That's like a very realistic, like, older people, not that much older, but early 50s, like, getting together. Like, that's more than any Nancy Meyers movie. I forgot completely what my point was. No, no, no.

Oh, no, but so the Clint Eastwood movie was all about an old guy getting to kick ass on teenagers. He's like, because I'm making this movie. I'm going to make teenagers incredibly weak, and I'm an old guy who fought in some war a long time ago, and I'm going to overpower these teens. Which is the dream of every old guy. Which is what every old guy's dream.

The world is now my yard. Exactly, and you've got to get off it. I'm saying this guy isn't one of those guys. He's not an out-of-touch guy. He has this daughter who's in the age range of these people. He should be aware that this could be a thing. He should be aware that anything is possible with this. There are, though, people who tell you,

if you come at me dressed as a clown, I'm going to punch you. So there's a big... Come at me dressed as a clown, there's one thing that's going to happen. You're going down. What are you? What are you, a beastie boy?

But you don't really hear that about zombies, though. You don't... People are like, oh, I have this fear of zombies. Yeah, I know. Because, I mean, any of us, if we see a clown unexpectedly, it's shocking. It's upsetting. I pulled up to a stoplight once. I look over to my right, and there's a clown driving the car.

What? It shocked me. He was clearly on his way to a gig. A gig. But it was just out of place. It was 2 in the afternoon on a Wednesday. Yeah, that's not okay. And I was just like, what's going on?

You're like, you shouldn't be making a lane change. Yeah, but if I see a zombie, I immediately think costume. Yeah, not this guy. Also, that movie was called Enough Said. Enough Said? Enough Said. Okay, so. What did you say it was, Dan?

Who cares what happens? Who cares that's what happens? Let's move on. By the way, that is almost synonymous with Enough Said. Who cares that's what's cares? We got the point of it already. By the way, Dan, who cares if that's what's happened? Let's move on.

It's so good. That literally is an upset. I don't know. You nailed it. All five victims were with Odyssey Theater's Thriller and were playing zombies outside the Egyptian theater, the report states. All female victims were with Odyssey Theater's Thriller and were playing zombies outside the Egyptian theater, the

report states. All female victims were checked by medical and no major injuries were noted except bruises. A report says one girl was given ice for her cheek after being punched. What? Dude. Dude. They're not that big.

I was just trying to celebrate my daughter's 16th birthday. It was his excuse. Yeah. Now, he was walking to a restaurant. So walking to a restaurant, in my opinion, you haven't started the celebration yet. Right. So he is lying from the get-go.

He should say, I was going to celebrate when all this happened. Well, Hyde is charged in third district court with five counts of child abuse, a misdemeanor. Because of that, he said he was fired from his job and can no longer coach youth sports in his hometown. Good! You shouldn't be coaching youth sports if that's your reaction. While Hyde would prefer not to draw more attention to the incident, he wants people to know that he is not a child abuser and the charges are overreaching. You can go to his Patreon page.

Okay, so I want to... I do think this guy's an idiot, like a dummy. And I'm saying right now, while nobody is being attacked by zombies that they think are zombies or not, do everything you can to understand the situation before you react in that

grandiose way. So what he could have done is grabbed his family, put them aside, yelled very loudly at these kids, tell me what you're doing right now. What is this? And be real or I'm going to start pushing people down the stairs. Well, I'm going to tell you guys what he did. We're going to take a quick break and then we're going to hear his side of this

story okay stay with us this okay you're ready yeah welcome back everybody we're here with ryan singer's got a new uh comedy album let me just reset new comedy album called free love it's free it's available at freelove.com right freelove download.com ryan singer comedy.com new album and he got his podcast uh me and the paranormal you love it so much fun people should listen and we are knee deep in the story about a guy who overreacted to a bunch of kids girls dressed as zombies coming promoting their theater all right quote this is what hyde says he says drew hyde that is he wants you he does he's not a child abuseruser He thinks the charges are overreaching It makes me look like Attila the Hun

Like I'm a horrible person That is not a great reference Attila the Hun like killed a lot of people And had sex with everyone Raped and pillaged towns That makes me look like See this then he starts What he's going to start doing here

He's going to start drawing parallels To what he says is being said about him and you don't even want to don't make these don't even don't even say that that's what people are saying i think he should have gone with gingus khan yeah that's who had sex with everybody uh it makes me look like attila the hun like i'm a horrible person he said that makes me look like the guy on dateline trying to lure girls who are underage. Stop this analogy. That has nothing to do with what you did. I wish you would see Ryan, his hands up.

Like, stop. Yeah, like, you're putting ideas in people's heads now. Don't draw your enemies closer to this thing. It's like when the cops question someone and they're like, so, how are you doing today? And he's like, I never hit her. No one asked that.

Where are you going? He said, that makes me look like the guy on Dateline trying to lure girls who are underage. If I saw child abuse, I'm not thinking you ran into zombies. I think you're the guy on Dateline. No, that's not what I thought. There were many guys on Dateline. That's why it's a trope.

I love that he's like, look, I understand that all of you guys see child abuse. You don't think that I fought for my family's life against zombies. Okay. Nobody thinks you are a child abuser. Everybody It's like the guy in college who gets caught

peeing on a wall and gets a registered sex offender. You're not a sex offender. You were just peeing on a wall. The truth of the matter is you did a very dumb thing, and you put kids' girls' lives in danger because they could have hit their heads. I mean, for real, what if he really could have really damaged

a kid? According to Hyde, he and his family were visiting Park City for the first time. An Uber driver dropped them off in an area where they needed to walk through an alley to get to a restaurant. This did not work out well for the Wayne family. It's not going to work out well for the Wayne family. Or Uber. It's not going to work out well for you. Or Uber.

Do not take the alley. Yeah, or Uber. Drop off in front of the restaurant. God damn it. They took Uber Beats. Uber Eats. Then they got to beat someone up to get their stars. To get to the restaurant on Main Street.

He said the incident happened in the alley and not in front of the Egyptian Theater at 328 Main. Add that to the restaurant on Main Street. He said the incident happened in the alley and not in front of the Egyptian theater at 328 Main. Add that to the dumb people town walking. I know exactly where that is. He said he had no idea he was next to a theater and he wasn't even thinking about Halloween in September, Ryan Singer calling it. They weren't promoting anything.

In my mind, promoting means you have signs. You're out there passing out playbills. I can understand if they were doing like the thriller dance in a corner or something. That's scarier than being a zombie. I just imagine all these kids crammed in a corner. By the way, they would never, ever

hand out playbills to people on the street. Playbills are what you hand out at the show to let you know who's in the show. What do you want from Drew Hyde? Like I'm the guy on Dateline? Hey, Drew Hy go back to dateline drew hyde learn how broadway works you fucking ass listen to this he goes if they were he goes i can understand if they were doing like the thriller dance out in the corner or something out in the no now here he says no now i know what it's like for family members to be in a city they're not used to. You are uncomfortable. I see this when Rochelle people come to Chicago.

Or Chicago. Or LA. Yes. It's like our buddy Nate Abshire's bit, which I love so much when he talks about his family. He's like, it's the best joke. He's like, I look at my family from Louisiana like they're polar bears. They're polar bears. It's like you never want to see them in the city.

I know their numbers are dwindling i just hope they survive but i really don't need such a good bit nate abshaw shout out to you i love nate abshaw uh so he so but what i'm trying to say so i understand him being a little out of place okay okay and then people albeit children come running up to him dressed as zombies. He says, I can understand if they were doing the thriller dance in the corner. No, they were out on all fours. A couple of them coming at me trying to bite me. They were just sugared up kids trying to scare people, he said.

Sugared up? He's in an alley in a city he doesn't know. There are people on all fours coming at him trying to bite him. Little girls. But he admits that he says they're sugared up kids. Well, now he does. Now he does. He's not good at doing his references.

Okay. At the time, he thought they were sugared up dead people. Have any of us tried to crawl on all fours on concrete? No. It's the worst. You can do it maybe a third of a mile an hour. Yeah. You can't go fast.

Yeah, you're not going fast. This guy could have outrun. Plenty of time. Yes. Pl can't go fast. Yeah, you're not going fast. This guy could have outrun. So he had plenty of time. Yes. Plenty of time to figure out, like you said earlier, like, hey, what's going on here? Honey, go. Run to the street.

Are you kids? If you're not zombies, you can answer me. Yeah. And if the answer is, we're from out of town. Yeah. First of all, if they're on all fours or even running, you know they're not zombies.

That's not canon. Okay? Yeah. Zombies can't run. I've said zombies. That's not canon. Okay? Yeah. Zombies can't run. I've said it. That's where we, that's my stance. I will run on that.

Only move slowly. He tied, denies shoving anyone down a flight of stairs, which I don't want kids to get hurt, but the idea of one kid after another getting

thrown down the same flight of stairs is, that is a comical image. If they landed on each other, on the first person who was pushed. And there's a pillow, like a big stack of pillows at the bottom.

He says he did not throw anyone down a flight of stairs. He said he defensively pushed a girl away and also kicked one. You know he said that. This is, okay, my favorite moment in the Randy Moss 30 for 30 is, you know, Randy Moss got a Hall of Fame career and everything but went in high school he got into a fight with someone this is why he didn't

go to Florida State he ended up having to go to Marshall having to go to Marshall is his description in the 30 for 30 documentary he's like talk about the fight

he got in with a dude he's like I just stomped on his neck twice stomped on his neck twice and then I walked away and then I walked away we're like

whoa back the F up you stomped on his neck once is crazy. So this is like, I just pushed her. I lightly pushed her away. And I kicked her. And I kicked another one. But I stomped on her neck twice.

He said, I pushed a girl away and also kicked at one, but did not make contact. Drew Hard, a former college football player who is 6'2 and weighs 230 pounds says he used restraint adding that if he had actually attacked anyone the injuries would have been worse yeah that's your call this is one of the things i hate in life anybody's like you'd have known when i hit you or like you know drew high play football for i don't know i love this too and he's like but he's like he's like you i love when people go you'd know if i was yelling like i do know i hear you right now right now and if i wanted to, I would have been in the league.

I would have played. I hated my coach. But you know what? I wanted to raise my children. That's right. The league is lucky I decided to not be there. They would know.

Quote, he says, I reacted that way because my daughter was hysterical. She's always feared clowns. I knew they weren't real zombies, obviously, but she was just hysterical. Okay, and you need to stop saying that now you knew they were kids. Yes. Back away from that. I knew they weren't real zombies, obviously, but she was just hysterical. Okay, and you need to stop saying that

now you knew they were kids. Yes. Back away from that. How do you spell Hyde? H-Y-D-E. What are you joking, Jay? You never know. It's a last name. Furthermore, because of the zombie makeup, Hyde said he couldn't tell if he was being approached by males,

females, adults, or teens. So now he's just saying how great their makeup looks. I was confused. This is a quote. Did I mention my daughter was hysterical? Yeah, you mentioned it three fucking times. Your daughter is also, what, 16? Yes.

So she's a little too grown up to be hysterical. Can we blame this on CTE? I was going I never know. Ask that. That would be the only logical explanation. Because what is it? There's the, like, you no longer have rational decision-making. Sure.

Like impulse control. It's impulse control and, you know, being rational that you lose. This is his quote. Quote, I didn't see children. I saw zombies. That's the poster, guys. That's the line at the bottom of the poster.

I see dead people. Is that a line? It already is a line. I didn't see children. I saw zombies. I saw zombies. I believe it was beyond irresponsible for the Egyptian theater

to send minors into an alley after dark and tell them to scare people according to a statement. Maybe. Or it's the perfect promotion for your play right according to a statement from odyssey dance theater issued monday quote our policy was and has been this that the zombies can circulate amongst the patrons to entertain them and if the presence is not welcome then the zombies withdraw i love that they have zombie protocol the e Egyptians did it.

I also want to know the diagnostics or whatever of this alley. We've all seen these alleys that aren't even as long as a couch. Different and same alleys. Oh, I know the alley, actually, that they're talking about. I think I've walked through it. It's in Park City. Park City, by the way, not that dangerous of a metropolis. No.

Well, it's like Ryan Sikler says, every city has one episode of cops. Yeah. Every city has one area where they shot an episode of cops. Park City just happens to be half of a block. Yeah, and it's an alley. That's the neighborhood. Yeah, exactly.

If that much. Downtown. There is no Egyptian theater alley. Stick around. Make a sound. There's more Don't People Town. We're going to get out of here. On this, I'm going to ask you guys, how old is Drew High?

She's got a 16-year-old daughter. Gonna get it right. Guess the age. Guess the age. He's got a 16-year-old daughter. So now you can go. You are a guest. You can go first, Tig, or third. Tig is the middle slot between the two of us. Where do you want to go? I'll go first.

Okay. Run down what you know about him. I know that he's got a 16-year-old daughter. He played college football. Still thinks he's in the game. Yes. A little bit. A little bit. But he's old enough to be past targeting

protocols and helmet-to-helmet hits. Watch his dateline. There's no doubt about it. And he hit the hole hard when he was a college football player. I think that was the same with his love life. So he didn't use condoms. I'm guessing he's at the oldest.

He's 38. 38 years old from Ryan Singer. 38. Jason or Randy Sklar. Jay. Jay. He's 40. 42.

42. 42. I'm right in the middle with you. I think he... I'm going to the middle with you. I think he, I'm going to say he's 40 because he, you know, he is kind of going through a bit of a crisis himself right now. So he's like,

the world is coming at me in ways that I can't understand. So he would chalk this up to the world dealing me a rough set of cards. Okay. All right. Townies get your answers in right now. Before we do that, plug one more time, sir. That album...

The album is Free Love at ryanseriancomedy.com. Free download. Nice. Okay. Because... It's the best free money you'll ever spend.

Drew Hyde, the man who pulled back a little bit while throwing girls downstairs and kicking and pushing down.

I didn't see children. I saw zombies. Is 54 years old. Oh, man. Wow. Didn't have it until he was 38. How could he have been so pretty? Maybe he's got it.

Oh, God. Doesn't that sound old? That's in our range. This is where we segue for Randy and Jason talking about where they're headed. Maybe he's got a, oh, God. Doesn't that sound old? That's in our range. Oh, Jesus Christ. This is where we segue for Randy and Jason talking about where they're headed. I'm going to go push some girls downstairs. Oh, my God, that's great. Be, ask questions, everybody.

Imagine him going through that feeling of like, I got them, babe. Like, oh, they're kids? Oh, what? No, I'm under a what? Why did I bring these wine coolers and a note in my truck that says we shouldn't be fighting like this? Bottles and James. I got the bottles and James in me. That's a good rule, though.

Always ask a question to a zombie before you physically attack it. Are you a real zombie? Are you a real zombie? Because I'm bringing that college football heat. Yeah. I'm bringing it in. Because they have to retreat. They have to retreat. By zombie protocol.

By zombie protocol. If they don't retreat. They have to retreat. By zombie protocol. If they don't retreat, then they're real. They're like, hey, we're zombies. We're allowed to circulate. Let us know. Otherwise, we will withdraw. Circulate. That's a story. That's it. There you go. And guys, definitely, we wanted to mention December 10th. Oh, heck yeah.

If this drops before then, Largo Show live, Dumb People Town with Will Forte. Get your tickets now. We want you guys to be there. They're going to blast it out to the Largo community. We want as many townies there as possible. It's a great venue to see.

Our 100th episode. And it's a town hall. Town hall live, Largo, just Monday, December 10th. And then the one at Sketch Fest is 10.30 p.m., Cobbs Comedy Club, the night before our birthday. We'll probably cross over to our birthday, December 10th. And then the one at Sketchfest is 10.30pm Cobb's Comedy Club the night before our birthday. It'll probably cross over to our birthday. That on stage

at Cobb's Comedy Club January 11th. Our birthday's on the 12th, but that's part of Sketchfest. So go to those shows. We'd love to see you guys there. We'd love to sell that show out. We usually do it in the afternoon and get about 200-250 people there. Let's sell it out. It's a nighttime show. Let's do it. Cobb's Comedy Club on the 11th. And, oh shit, we gotta get back to work.

It's a good show.