Dumb People Town - Sklarbro Country - 5/4/2020 - Sklars in the time of Covid-19

Episode Date: May 4, 2020

Happy Monday, we hope you are enjoying your weekly preview of the Sklarbro Country.The Sklar Brothers talk about a perfectly valid unemployment claim that raised a few eyebrows. Randy finds out that swingers clubs are a thing. Jen Kirkman Checks in. Listen to her podcast wherever you get your shows. 

Sklarpains on air. A.K.A. two Jews, no Terry Crews. A.K.A. two slouches, one couch. A.K.A. two Wolverines, one quarantine. A.K.A. two bros, no hoes. A.K.A. a salmon couch that smells like salmon. A.K.A. someone said Sklars in the time of quarantine. Yeah. Either way, we are here. Sklars in the time of COVID-19.

Yeah, Sklars in the time of COVID-19. We're here to try and give you 30 minutes of your day to just relax. Breathe. Breathe, not on someone else. Breathe into a mask. Make sure you are following all the rules of social distancing and everything.

But you need time. I need this in a day where I get that walk around. You walk through your neighborhood. Maybe you're doing housework. Maybe you're doing dishes. Maybe you're in the morning. You're the guy or the woman of your family who puts away all the dishes from the night before and you just want something. This is your time. Pop us on. We're

here to make you laugh. If you think you've made some silly decisions throughout this quarantine and you're some face palms in your life, just wait till we tell you about the people in these stories. Oh yeah. We've got some crazy stuff. We've got some serious face palms, especially today. Oh yeah. Oh dear God. So a lot of people are registering for unemployment and when people do, and look, there are people who are registering for unemployment who have never registered for unemployment. Yeah. So there's a lot of new people registering for unemployment. I think there's like 20 million people who are registering for unemployment. Yes. So the government is a little worried about false claims and understandably. Fair, fair. Again, the system has not been taxed in this way. Right. This is the ugly side of the gold rush. Right. People may be scamming the US

and if you're doing that, don't do it. Okay. Because there's lots of good people who need their money. Yeah. We don't need bad apples ruining the whole bunch that's right so the kentucky governor andy beshears who by all uh standards and all that counts good guy great dude like people of kentucky love him and he's a democrat in a red state our buddy matt jones who we had on uh view from the cheap seats podcasts who does uh Sports Radio, KY Sports Radio. An amazing personality and an amazing guy, a progressive thinker in the heart of a red state. He loves this guy. That's right.

And has told us great things about him. So here's the story. Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear said during this Monday night news conference that, quote, Jay, like you said, bad apples have been using fake names to file for unemployment during the COVID-19 pandemic. That's right. Yeah. People are going to try to scam the government. That's human nature. It's just going to happen. Right. People hate the government right now and they've got an ax to grind. So, boom, there you go. He said, quote, we've had somebody apply for unemployment for Tupac Shakur here in Kentucky, Bashir said. He said this at a press

conference. Tupac. But I'm guessing, I didn't hear his words, but I'm guessing he called him Tupac Shakur here in Kentucky. Bashir said he said this at a press conference. Tupac. But I'm guessing, I didn't hear his words, but I'm guessing he called him Tupac. There's something definitely to check out if you see- If it's- Well, we know Tupac is dead. Tupac has done a lot of stuff. Tupac has done-

Tupac? Tupac died and then dropped six albums. So he was a hologram and went on tour. So Tupac did a lot after he died. He could have filed for- Let me tell you something about Tupac died and then dropped six albums. So he was a hologram and went on tour. So Tupac did a lot after he died. He could have filed for- Let me tell you something about Tupac. Yeah, he was working for a long time. And then it's been a while

since Tupac has collected a check. Right. So it's definitely something to check out. Yeah. I mean, he has not worked for a while. He hasn't. But so maybe he's due some money, possibly. Bashir continued on. And that person may have thought they were being funny. not work for a while he hasn't but so maybe he's due some money posthumously the share continued

on uh and that person may have thought they were being funny they probably did except for the fact that because of them we had to go through so many other claims so he's saying it took a long time to investigate this when we got other claims to do and you're gonna you're wasting our time and we don't have a lot that's what he assumes so. So the Kentucky governor thought it was a prank. Although if you've ever filled out or applied for unemployment, we have, it takes a long time. It's very confusing. It's a hard prank to carry through.

Like I liken it to when Randy and I were in high school and everyone on April Fool's Day said, you guys should switch classes. Switch with each other. Switch. And we're like, i don't want to be in his class no you gotta do it switch and i don't the teachers will be so fun so we switched and i was sitting in randy's spanish class i'm four minutes in the class and i guess some people

knew and thought it was funny and then the teacher's like all right take your books out now you gotta take a quiz jen take a test for me which he did horribly on which i paid for stupid idea it's a lot to go through to pull off a prank people aren't gonna just this to me is like you don't want to go through the the whole rig like a good prank is you do the setup then it happens and you're like ah we gotcha not there's a lot to do to just get your claim submitted rather than just like one phone it's not a prank phone call it's not is mike hunt there yeah is mike hunt here a sizzle chest so there was a lot that would be involved in this prank if it were to happen to put a fake name like tupac shakur and that is a pretty famous like if I was going to put a fake name in,

that's like raising a red flag from the get-go. Yeah, I'd do like Carl Mecklenburg. Yeah, like a weird. Like a weird. Like I would do like Dwayne Shinsis. Yep. Now I'm naming. Ronnie Cycli.

Well, it turns out that the claim was not. Dolph Shays. It turns out that the claim was not a prank reference to the rapper who died in 1996, but rather a real claim from a Lexington resident named Tupac Malik Shakur, 46 years old. Which is probably how old Tupac would have been. Well, hang on. His name is Tupac Shakur and he's 46. Tupac would have been 48 right now. He's our age. Tupac would have been our age. He was a little older. He was like June 19th of 71. So he was a half year older than us,

but he would have been 48 right now. Does that make you feel bad about how we've achieved? And by the way, Tupac was born Lesane Parrish Crooks. That was was his name so he wasn't born tupac so he would have filed probably tupac under lasane parish crooks unless he changed his name to tupac shakur i mean this is what are the odds of someone else being named tupac shakur that is crazy well maybe tupac took his name from this guy, because this guy couldn't have been named after him. He was only born two years after him. I'm saying there's, oh, you're saying he found out that there was a guy named Tupac Shakur in Lexington, Kentucky, and boom, he's like, I need that name.

That's a good name. That's better than what I got. This is crazy. What are the odds that a person would be filing for that person? Tupac Shakur would be filing for unemployment right now. Insane. Those, they're pretty, I mean, the unemployment is mean the unemployment they're high but unemployment is high yes shakur said he filed for unemployment march 13th after the restaurant where he works as a cook closed due to coronavirus

crisis okay so you got a claim right there yeah he said he was shocked to learn from the governor's news conference that is pretty shocking to learn well to learn that way that that's the reason why your benefits haven't come through because they thought it's a joke they think it's a joke which is just nuts that he found out about it from the governor's press conference he said i'm hurt i'm really embarrassed and i'm shocked wait you're what do you have to be embarrassed embarrassed you have nothing you shouldn't be let me just talk to let me talk to tupac right now talk to the pack my man you have nothing to be embarrassed about, okay? You just did what you did.

You put your name on the form. Sign your name. Put your name on it. If your name is Tupac Shakur, you know that mix-ups are going to happen. You know what I'm saying? You went through the whole life as Tupac Shakur. You lived through the 90s, okay? You lived through the 80s.

So I'm wondering if this guy has benefited from the Tupac name in his life. Okay, you lived through the 80s. So I'm wondering if this guy has benefited from the Tupac name in his life. I'm wondering if like, okay, maybe a man or a woman, you know, depending on what his preferences are, slept with him because, okay, just to say I slept with Tupac Shakur. So like he doesn't have these types of dumb jokes

thrown at him his whole life. Come on, man, keep your head up. Maybe he's pissed that a certain Biggie Smalls from Louisville's unemployment claim went right through now you got a whole Lexington Louisville thing going which already exists in basketball you can't be shocked you have to know that this is a possibility whenever you do something you can't it's not out of the blue it's not like but what's crazy is it's not out of the blue what's crazy is this guy didn't like ask for it he didn't change it's not his parents... It's not out of the blue. But what's crazy is this guy didn't ask for it.

He didn't change... Well, it's not his parents' fault. It's not his parents' fault. Unless he changed his name to Tupac Shakur. I don't think so. I think it's entirely possible that once Tupac got huge... What if his parents were mediums and they could tell the future and they could read the future and when they named him,

they could foresee that a two-year-old named lasane parish crooks would one day take their son's birth name and become the most one of the most famous rappers in the world what if they foresaw that and they're like look we're gonna let you ride that all the way you can't be embarrassed about as well i want to get back to that you'd be a little disappointed that you have to go through this whole rigmarole but it's just you gotta reapply right but you cannot be embarrassed by this unless you specifically changed your name to be Tupac Shakur. Then that's your problem. Then now you've created, that's a bed that you created, that you made. You got to lay in. Shakur told the Lexington Herald leader on Monday, he needs to apologize. That's just my name. By the way, he will apologize. It's an honest mistake. He's a good guy. Honest mistake.

And he will explain that there are people that are trying to game the system and we have to check this stuff out and I probably misspoke at the thing and I'm sorry if I made you feel bad in any way, shape, or form. If he just says, hey, this was not a good moment for us, we're doing our best.

We're doing the best we can under these circumstances. We're scrambling just like every other American right now to make things work on every level. The Herald leader said that it gave Shakur's contact information to Bashir's office on Monday night, and the resident confirmed that he received a phone call from the governor Tuesday morning. That's who this guy is. Stand up guy. Apologizing for the confusion. That's who it is. Yeah. Like we said, it's Andy Bashir. He's a Democratic governor in Kentucky at a red state. Hate to paint it with that broad of a brush, guys, but this dude

is going to do what he can. He going gonna do what he can he gonna do what he can he's look he cares about his constituents rather than caring i think it's a power move to say that you're sorry that's something that people don't say nowadays think of the guy that bashir beat yeah that guy that asshole that guy who wouldn't even concede the election even after he lost and there was a recount and the lieutenant governor said, yeah, you lost. He still wouldn't concede. He still wouldn't concede that he lost the race. That's what he's up against, a guy who will not concede. We've got someone in the White House who will not admit that he made a mistake by telling people to inject bleach into their bodies.

So we're in a world right now. I do think he's been around a lot of strippers who have bleached their asses. That's true. So maybe that's what he was referring to. Maybe that's it. But even a dummy knows that that's a dumb suggestion. When people come at us with heat

that we're on something that we do not write about, we're always like, sorry, man, sorry. You know what? We actually, you're right. And that always disarms people in the craziest way. It's a power move to be like, I'm sorry. You're right. It's the old pull the chair up on the low blocks. Yeah, because they're expecting you to fight it because that's where we've come in this country. We've gotten to a point where no one is wrong, where there are no

more accidents. So then listen to Shakur's response back. I understand he's dealing with a lot, Shakur said. Mistakes happen. What if the real Tupac Shakur, and not. I understand he's dealing with a lot, Shakur said. Mistakes happen. What if the real Tupac Shakur, and not this guy isn't real, but if the original Tupac Shakur and the notorious B.I.G., they came together? That's right. Someone apologized and then this happened.

He's changed his tune a little bit. I would say, like I said, keep your head up. It's going to be okay. The official said the state is now working to resolve Shakur's claim. I bet he's going to get better service now than before. He's going to get quicker than before. So maybe, you know.

He said, it's unfortunate I have to deal with this a lot. I get it. Yeah, you shouldn't have come in so hot on the first. You know what I'm saying? This isn't a rap battle. I'm sure the state will rectify it, and I appreciate all that they do. Of course you appreciate it. See, the guy apologized. You get a call from the governor.

He apologized on Tuesday. Boom. He would still read. That is how Bashir rolls. He would have still received an apology no matter what. I love this, and I feel like, Rand, this is the direction. Maybe this is how we come out of this. Maybe as a people, we learn to... I've

been thinking about this a lot. I'm like, obviously, we're going to take a huge economic hit and that sucks. That sucks for so many people, us included. It sucks. And we're going to be in a tough situation for a long time to come. But I wonder if, and maybe I'm wrong, but I wonder if we connect with each other more because we took it for granted so much before. I wonder if everyone isn't going to be so buried in their phones when they're in a public place. They'll be happier to see people. Look around and see other people and say, hey, how's it going? And be more courteous and more connected with strangers. I would love that. And if this is the kind of, hey, I'm sorry,

I made a mistake, if that's the examples that we're if this is the kind of, hey, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. Like if that's the examples that we're starting to set through this process, maybe we come out on the other side of better people. I'm gonna be optimistic and say, I hope that that happens. I hope it happens too. All right, let's take a break.

People ask us, what are some great podcasts to listen to? We have a number of great podcasts on the Sklarbro Country Network. We're gonna give you a voicemail from our friend, Jen Kirkman. She's a voicemail from our friend Jen Kirkman. She's got a fabulous podcast. I love Jen Kirkman.

Love her as a stand-up. Love her as a podcaster. Having funlessness with Jen Kirkman. I am wondering, how is Jen Kirkman handling this? Oh my God. She might love it. She doesn't have to go out.

She doesn't have to do laundry. She doesn't have to deal with idiots. This might be perfect for Jen Kirkman. So she left us a voicemail. Check it out and then go subscribe to her podcast. Thank you to Detroit for playing the music. Detroit from Minneapolis, a band that is no longer that no longer exists. We appreciate

your music and we'll see you on the other side this break. Hey Randy and Jay, Jen Kirkman here, host of the Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman podcast right host of the Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman podcast right here on your network. I don't know. You know, it's definitely weird to be in a pandemic when you live by yourself.

There is a lot of vulnerability where I say I'm lonely, but then you say that and people think you mean for a boyfriend. And while that would be nice, I'm not particularly pining away for anyone in specific, so just the concept of this boyfriend that might get plopped down into my living room seems odd. And so I think about life choices. Like, huh. So I think about life choices like, huh?

You know, did I do everything right in life so that I could be in a pandemic in the perfect conditions? Let me put it this way. I think a lot of people don't know me and they think I like to be swinging single, but I don't. I'm okay to be by myself. I'm a very independent woman, but I had a serious relationship a couple of years ago and it didn't work out and I was devastated. And I'd love to have another one, but it just didn't work out before the pandemic that I got one. And so I'm like, huh, well, I'm not going to do online dating and would have a Zoom meeting with someone. That's just not what I want to do. I'm from the 90s.

I don't do online dating. You just meet people by going outside. But it's kind of harder to do when you're older. And certainly, again, in a pandemic and everyone has a mask on. But I could think of it as something fun, like those old medieval parties where guests wear masks and then you, you know, dance with each other. But anyway, my point is I'm lonely in a different way. It's not so much romantic, although I don't want to discount the fact that after the pandemic is over, I hope I find the relationship of my dreams that's, uh, so that when I'm 50 during the next pandemic, because I think we're going to start to have these more often.

I think it's a thing now. You know, maybe I won't be sitting by myself. Now, again, the loneliness I feel is that what's coming up for me is that I can't believe I'm not part of the Hudson family, as in Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson, or the Willis family, as in Bruce Demy and Bruce's new wife. See, when I sit around thinking, God, I'm all by myself, I don't sit there and go, I need a man. I go, I need a giant family. I need to have three children, all from different husbands. I need my mom, my stepdad, my brother. I need us all. And I need it to be like, honey, which, which house are we, um, spending the pandemic in? Should we do the LA house? No, let's do the Aspen house. That is such a good point. The weather, you know, it'll be more

of a variety. It'll be cooler, longer. And, and you know, that that's what I want. I am, I am not envious of people who are Instagramming pictures of themselves With their partners Going there's no one else I'd rather be trapped in a house with than you Because no matter how much I love someone I don't think I want to be trapped in a house with them Just them

But I would love to be trapped In a Hollywood family's house Or Bruce and Demi Where it's like come, bring the new wife. I'm not jealous. You have a second family because that's what men over 50 can do. I just still have my first family because I'm a woman over 50. We only get one. But let's all get together in the Idaho house. And they're all wearing the same pajamas. How did they even get, did they have the pajamas? They're wearing these green and white striped pajamas. Did they have them already?

Were these their Christmas pajamas they wear? Or were they like just in case of a pandemic Let's all have the same pajamas I don't know But all I know is that I don't know what choice And I guess it's nothing I did wrong I just wasn't born into Hollywood royalty

And I'm angry about it I know God's very busy right now Trying to give scientists a cure for this, but I wish God would pay a little more specific attention to me and explain to me why I wasn't born into a Hollywood dynasty. That's all I want to know. I don't need the answer to life. I just need to know why not me, God, because I would have rocked that. Anyway, I went on too long. I hope this wasn't too sad, but that's how I'm doing. And I hope you all can listen to my podcast, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman.

It's basically this. Love you guys. Miss you. See you when this is over. Hey guys, welcome. Let it sail. Go, go, go. Let it sail. country you will see it come up click on it subscribe almost at 2 000 2 000 subscribers and you know people are really spending a lot of time listening and and watching stuff on the site i love it thank you for doing that follow us we're at school our brothers on instagram we always put new content and stuff up there for those of you who uh listen to the podcast from the beginning

we found the crotch shot we found our instagram remember the story about how our parents always always used to tell us when we were 11 years old. You're picking your crotch. Stop picking your crotch in public. And we were like, we're not. We don't. We're not. Well, we have photo proof.

Our mom found the photo from the Banea Muna Synagogue Building Dedication Day. Crazy. Randy's holding a brick to put in the cornerstone. And Jay's holding his bricks. And I'm holding my bricks. There you go. You got to see it. Go to our

instagram.com uh look at our brothers all right let's get into this final story shall we yes guess what i learned today jay what'd you learn this that swingers clubs are a thing oh swinger clubs this is talking about swing dancing right nope oh and that fan groups of the movie swingers they still exist and they're trying to find loopholes in the time of the pandemic. Well, that doesn't surprise me. They're trying to find a lot of holes, if you know what I mean.

Hey-o. Hey-o. Here we go. Markham, Illinois, the mayor of Markham, which by the way could be, doesn't it feel like that's a song? The mayor of Markham? The mayor of Markham.

Sounds like a steely dance. Yeah. The mayor of Markham. Or a Sifham. Sounds like a Steely dance. Yeah. The Mayor of Markham. Or a Sufjan Stevens song because it's Illinois. The Mayor of Markham has been working to close some of the south suburb seedier spots, including an adult swingers club that's been around for more than three decades. Three decades. Yeah.

I can probably name restaurants on one hand that have been around for three decades here. Great restaurants have opened and closed and then reopened again and then closed again in a three decades span. Three decades. Businesses that should have been around for a lot longer than this dumbass club. WGN Investigates previously reported how the mayor took the club called Couples Choice to court last year. Not Ladies Choice. And claimed it was operating an illegal business. Couples Choice, to me, sounds like a restaurant for couples who are both on Weight Watchers. Couples Choice. Does it not?

Yes. They're choosing to both be on Weight Watchers at the same time. We're both counting points. You won't believe the portions you get at Couples Choice. You think it's almost like a regular restaurant. I'll have the cottage cheese and so will the lady. And the peach wedge. Couples Choice, the only choice for couples choosing to lose weight together.

That is the commercial. Is that the commercial right there? Dial it up. You don't even have to be in a relationship to come to Couples Choice. You just need to be in our restaurant to experience the portions they're like a regular restaurant yeah linguine i didn't know i could have that you can't at couple's choice that's what i love couple's choice before the pandemic hit the club may have closed but the parties didn't stop all right so the club is done the party's always going to go on in my pants at couple's

choice. That's my choice. Try the veal. There's enough for both of you. And that's causing more trouble in Markham right now. Quote, you know, there's nothing wrong with what we do. Couple's choice owner, Tim Geary said, by the way, no one said it was wrong. No one even suggests anytime someone offers up an excuse for something an argument or something no one posed no one asked you know they're guilty of whatever they're trying to get out and that's right they just don't want it to be a business we're saying you can swing swing all you want swing all you want geary keeping the privacy of your own home geary just don't make money off of it nobody said sex is wrong but paying for a blow job that's gonna

get swingers club that's gonna get you into i'm just saying in the set oh in the sex world yeah sex world if you go and meet someone and you two adults have consensual sex interaction it's great it all is within the law the second you pay for it it changes yeah it changes that's how it works quote everyone enjoys themselves here. I don't know what the problem Markham has with it because you're getting paid. People enjoy getting BJs too. They just, again, if you pay for it, there is a problem. There's an issue. Gary said the club is now closed. His son, Cameron Gary. I love that this is now a family. How does he know it's his son? It's a great point. I'm going to ask you, Gary, point blank.

How do you know? Why is he 6'11 and you're 5'4? Cameron Gary, it's a family business. It's a family affair. It's a family affair. Why do they not call it that? Family affair. Affair is a great, is a way better name. Lives at the property, which has a dance floor and 18 bedrooms.

18 bedrooms. Nothing fishy fishing about that 18 bedrooms this is your typical 18 bedroom nine bath one dance floor house 18 bedrooms that's that's more bedrooms than some red roof ends that's all i'm going to say right there yes the dance floor that's where i guess the couples get to make their choice your initial choice yeah and then hopefully you still have some choices up in the bedroom. And at the property. One of the 18 bedrooms. At the property, they're still hosting swingers parties. Tim Geary said it's legal because it's not a business. It's a house party, except that you can't have parties these days. Can't have house parties now. Swinging is probably the most intimate way of spreading COVID-19.

Oh yeah. Right? It's let me take whatever germs I have and give it to another family. It's like a sexual Tyson's plant. Yeah. Tyson's chicken? Yeah. You're going to give someone something, period. Quote, I don't need a business license because I'm not charging anyone, Cameron Gary said. I'm not doing business. This is my house. Can I have a party in my house? No, you can't. You can't have a party at your house now. At your 18 bedroom dance floor riddled house. No, you cannot. Can I have a party at my house

where people tip me for having the party? Where I buy the food and the drinks and then they give me way more than I paid for the food and the drinks for said food and drinks. What is wrong with that? Markham Police Chief, Terry White. Terry White. It's a little on the nose if you ask me terry white uh isn't buying their argument yeah he he no dummy he no dummy he knows what's

probably going on he knows what's probably going on in 17 of those rooms he terry white he terry white he no dummy no reasonable person would believe that this is a residence he said no but no one you tell me 18 bedrooms and i'm like 18 bedrooms and a dance floor and no kitchen and no bathroom why you don't think there's a residence just 18 bedrooms 18 bedrooms on that's like it feels like 18 bedrooms feels like a uh like those sequel the knives you go. Okay. 18 bedrooms is like... I was going to say, it's like the song 16 Military Wives. Yeah.

18 bedrooms at night. On a recent Saturday in early March, before the stay-at-home order took effect, police broke up a large party at the property. They ordered guests to leave and arrested Gary and his son. Oh, that must have been a great moment. Hey, you love to do something with your son.

Happy Father's Day. The misdemeanor charges included operating in a legal business. It's not a business unless you are in the business of getting laid with another couple.

Of getting down to business. Tim Geary said, Markham has it wrong and vows not to back down. Again, we just had a story in the first part of this show where someone was like,

we made a mistake and I am sorry. And we apologize. And look at all the good that happened. This guy's like, I'm not backing down. I'm digging in. I'm not backing down. I'm trying to find a loop, just like everybody who's there found a loophole in their marriage

to like get outside the marriage and hook up. He said, we are going to throw a party again. Let them try and stop us now. They will stop you now. They'll stop you every time. They will stop you now because you're not allowed to have people there. They will ruin your son's credit. Unless 18 couples all sequester themselves

and quarantine themselves with you. Yeah. And all of you guys are quarantining together in one residence. That to me, quote unquote residence, that to me would be a fantastic reality show. Residences in quotes. I would call it swing and a miss.

Swing and miss. And M-I-S-S. How about the swing set? Swing set's good. There you go. If they have a playground in the back. Family Affair. I'm ready to go with Family Affair.

I like Family Affair. And what was the other one we had for them? I just love it. 18 bedrooms. 18 bedrooms. 18 bedrooms and a dance floor. 18 bedrooms and a dance floor. 18 bedrooms and a dance floor. There you go.

That is the two turntables and a microphone of today. I got 18 bedrooms and a dance floor. Where it's at. All right, that's the show, you guys. We are recording this on a Friday, so we are going to have a nice weekend. I hope you had a nice weekend. We're launching into the next week.

And we'll just keep coming at you with content. Stay connected, had a nice weekend. We're launching into the next week. And we'll just keep coming at you with content. Stay connected, yet stay socially distant. Be smart out there, you guys. Don't get infected. Don't get infected. Stay protected. And punch a water faucet and then go wash your hands. We're out of here. La-di-da-di-da-di-da La-di-da-da-da In my car