Dumb People Town - Tig Notaro - Digging Your Anus

Episode Date: May 2, 2023

Tig Notaro sits in as Randy wonders if a woman should be upset for not being invited to her own baby shower, Daniel warns against proposing near a lake, and Jason describes a how a man really got inside himself on the way to jail, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: To get 10% off, up to $30 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame just go to SkylightFrame.com/DPT. 

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Hi, Tig Thanks for having me We love that you're here There's no one we love more When we came and did Tig's podcast recently, which we will talk about in the second segment Because we're not allowed to promote until the second segment No, we aren't That's the rules

Don't mention I won't even mention it Don't mention Don't Ask Tig We won't even talk about Don't Ask Tig. I'm not even going to ask us. Don't ask us. Drop it. I'm done talking about it.

Thank you. I'm done talking about Tig's new podcast, Don't Ask Tig, that Jason and I just did. Not new, but I mean. You've been three or four years in? Three years. You're good with time. Dan is so good. You know my kids' ages, which are the same.

I knew the kids. They're twins. You get one right. You've seen one, you've seen them all. Yeah, they're fraternal. They knew the kids. They're twins. You get one right. You've seen one, you've seen them all. They're fraternal. So she left her immature twins to hang out with immature twins and Dan right now.

Love a twin. We mentioned to you on the show that we still do do you want to go first, take or third? Because you chose in a guessing game to go in between Randy and I. That was a long time ago. No one else had done that. And when people wear the shirt. That was on long time ago. And no one else had done that. And when people wear the shirt. Okay.

That was on March 7th. Dan, stop with the specific dates. Was it Mary Lou Retton? Is that who it is? Stop. It was late March. You're like, is that Mary Lou Retton? No, that was Mary Lynn Ricegum.

All right. Love her too. We should have her back. We should. Should we jump into a story? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it. That's why I'm here.

What are we doing? Seriously, it's why she's here. Rory's happy. I called you Rory. I know. That's how good'm here. What are we doing? Seriously, it's why she's here. Rory's happy. I called you Rory. I know. That's how good my memory is. I come here to talk about dumb people.

That's right. And we're in dumb people town. Randy, you're up. Hit it. You guys ready for this? Yes. So this is one of those stories where we have to determine who is the asshole. And there'll be many moments where I'll check in with you in the story and say, whose side are you on?

So as we go through this. All right, You ready? Yeah. Here's the headline. And by the way, it was sent in by our good friend, Liz Haggerty at Liz Haggerty. Why often call.

And I think she doesn't like it. Gentlemen, Liz Haggerty, detective, detective, personal injury attorney, Liz Haggerty. I call my wife detective toes.

Really? She's got all the clues all right here we go pregnant mom who wasn't invited to her own baby shower wonders if she's wrong for being upset now i think she's pregnant mom who wasn't invited to her own baby shower how do you not get invited to wonders i would also say then it's not her baby shower. Well, hold on a second. We're going to get into it. Wonders if she's wrong for being upset. Now, I read that as her sarcastically wondering aloud in a tone. Oh, am I wrong? Am I wrong for being upset?

I guess I'm wrong now. Right? It's like there's some sarcasm in the way she asks if she's wrong. Okay. But you have to be there for it to be your baby. Is it just a baby shower? So hold on a second. So where are we right

now after the headline just curious are we do we feel like she's got a gripe here she wasn't invited to her own baby shower i guess they don't really understand yeah the logistics of how this works if you're pregnant you're having a baby wouldn't you assume you're you gotta come it's like it's like if you know i'm having a party you're the guest of honor no No, if I'm having a party and I don't send Stephanie, my wife, an invitation and she gets mad, I'm like, you live here. We've talked about the party. Especially if it was Stephanie's birthday party. You're not invited, Stephanie.

You're out. All right. This is a classic. Who's the asshole story? And then we'll check in with you. Pregnant woman is questioning If she's wrong For being upset For not being invited To a baby shower

For the child That she is carrying Posted to a subreddit Oh wait hold on She's a surrogate Well hold on Subreddit Am I the a-hole

The woman And I'm not gonna give her age Okay Explained that a relative Of her Can you give her weight No you'll get it Pre or post pregnancy

Explain that a relative Of her boyfriend Had decided to throw together a shower. By the way, throw together a shower means you didn't do any planning, right? Or you could hear it as we threw it together. We threw together. Oh, together. I was thinking throw together like it's meat and cheese with the lid. Rip it off. I was thinking throw it together like it's meat and cheese with the lid that you have.

Rip it off. The nuts are in the can that they come in. There's no bowls. So you're just rolling down chip bags. What was the thing that I... That's a party. Now that's nice.

If you took the time to roll down a chip bag. You mean like it goes outside? Yeah, you just kind of roll it down because you don't have bowls. We're just throwing this shit together. That's nice. Better than the awkward, it's moving while you're trying to grab. I agree. The bag sliding around.

Dan, are you saying you're. I'll take either. You roll them down like people roll paper bags down and put candles in them to be like lanterns. trying to grab i agree the bag sliding around are you saying you're i'll take either you roll them down like people roll paper bags down and put candles in them to be like lanterns which is also a thrown together i think okay but fail to invite get a goddamn vote i've never rolled a bag down like that and i truly right now i'm thinking okay I need to go I want to do that I just want

my bag of Doritos roll it down roll it down by the way wonder once said for once in my life to roll we got that my boyfriend and I have been been together for how many years I ask you

how many years have they been together, this woman says? Eight. What do you think? She got to go second. She got to go in the take slot. Four. Three. One of you is exactly right.

It's eight. It's four. Four? It's three. No, it's for sure four. It is four, sure. Get your answers in, townies, and never question this person here because it's four. It's four.

Take us right. I mean, I felt it in my body. No, no, you do. And I have osteoporosis. So you feel a lot of things. And very acutely. When's it going to rain? Friday?

Okay. We lived separately. He was, we're not going to, we're going to get, Do you want to guess his age now? How old was he and lived with his parents? They had been together for four years. They currently live separately. We lived separately. I don't know if this is after the thing. I'm imagining when it's happening.

They are living separately. How old was he and he lived with his parents? 31. 31? What do you think? That's a damn good guess. Four years. I'm going to go 28. I want him to be like 64. But I'm going to say 36.

One of you is one year off. Is it me? Well, what do you think? You could all go up or down. However you want to do it. 35. 32. No, no, I'm sorry.

I was 28. I thought I said 33. I'll go 27. Okay, what do you think? 30. Do not question Tig. He was 30. I'll go 27. Okay, what do you think? 30. Do not question Tig. He was 30. Oh, my God.

Tig is right. I know these kind of guys. What? It's what sent me to the other side. Okay. Okay, sent you to the other team. Lives with his parents. 30 years old.

Obviously, I made this choice. I was. We're just going to keep guessing. Oh, my gosh. I was. Ran. Okay, so we'll get her age later. All right. And with my. Are we ever going to get her weight? She had this choice. I was, we're just going to keep guessing. I was. Ran. Okay. So we'll get her age later.

All right. And with my. Are we ever going to get her weight? She had a child. She had a child. She was living with her child. Okay. And we'll get both the ages later.

But can I say what I feel like is happening here? They're throwing him a baby shower. Right. Because they don't live together. That's right. She's pissed off. The occasion of a baby being born does not include the person having it. So here we go. We had our baby on September 14th.

The woman's red post began. This woman was told that the baby shower was supposed to be men only. You know, all those men only baby showers. I mean, if that's the theme. Is that the thing you're doing? Like you go to Vegas for a men-only baby shower. Am I right? I don't know.

We had a men's-only baby shower for Matt Downing, and everybody just brought, like, beer and diapers. I didn't drink beer. What do you do when you're recording a podcast and the dumpsters are, like, so loaded? It might be like dealing with a heckler in the front row when, like, no one in the back can even hear it. So this might just be bothering us.

Just push through it. All right. The baby shower was scheduled for sometime in August, and her boyfriend's aunt told the woman that the shower was only for him, his male relatives, and his male friends. So you have to be a pretty bold aunt to say to the woman who's having the baby, this is not for you. That tells you everything you know about the aunt.

You're going to be out of place. Well, who's going to tell this one i got it aunt jenny's like i got it would you still want to go like if you're like oh they're having a yeah kevin's having a baby shower and you're like oh my god when is it like oh no it's it's just for his friends it's just a guy's thing so you still be like well i should be included so now how do we feel right now do we feel like this woman has a beef it's an all i don. No, I don't think she has any right to go. She does not have a beef. Do you think she has a beef? I think she has a beef.

Do you think she has? Especially because the aunt told her not to be. This is the aunt that comes up. But it's all guys. Dan, this is the aunt that comes up to you and says, you're holding the baby wrong. You're like, it's my baby. What do you think, Tig? Are you on her side?

Well, I'm about to sneeze. That's fine. So I'm in that weird. Look at the light. Did you ever hear that one? Look at the light. I'm looking at it, which I think made me need to sneeze. So my, here's the thing.

My feeling is I would tell her it's an all guys situation but you're welcome to be there right absolutely so now or i would say it's an all guys baby shower i have an idea they're going to do this whole thing and there's all this stuff for them come come at the end and hang out okay but that's what they should have done and we'll guess your weight. We'll weigh you in front of them. Tig really wants to know her weight. But they didn't do that. So is she the asshole for still wanting to do that? And the next sentence will change her mind. However, she realized that her boyfriend's aunt had lied.

Well, obviously. Inviting her boyfriend's mother, his female cousin, and his aunt intended as well. The one who said don't come now she has a gripe now she has a gripe she said i wasn't allowed to come if it were a men-only baby shower then why were those women there is what she had to say the woman question right the woman was left flabbergasted i love it that she hadn't been invited to the shower thrown for the baby that she was carrying this sure this is some bullshit she added that her boyfriend hadn't defended her either that's theirs so there's and he didn't even stick up for me i just want to say it is so important when you're in a

relationship you're in a marriage you have a family that is your primary relationship you gotta defend it to protect defend it defend that thing fight it and then once that's settled you can go out beyond that you can deal with how your parents like if somebody in his friends feel if it's his aunt or somebody in his family saying well we just kind of want to be just you because we don't get along with her or whatever you go well then we're not doing it right then it's not gonna happen so you definitely don't want to give the response that he then gave uh why she wasn't allowed he simply told you know how much she weighs no that's why we want her to come we're trying to figure it out no his response was it was out of his control okay this is right it's not no okay it is fully

in your control i feel like he should have stood up for me and said that it didn't sound fair that I should be a baby. That should be a baby shower for both of us. When also pointed out that her boyfriend hasn't been the most hands on father. No, she deserved being thrown a baby shower in his other. He didn't even show up to many of my baby appointments except for two of them. This shower is just like, stop calling it a baby shower this is just we're gonna have a party without your future mom baby mama yeah well and he's like this is where he says to other people i'm her boyfriend i'm not her husband so he didn't he

didn't show up that and he didn't show up at any of these i don't even know what she weighs no nobody does i wasn't at the appointment if you were at the appointment you would have been able to look over on the chart and seen it. It's right there. Hey, one of the appointments he didn't show up at was the one where they found out the gender. It was on my birthday. You're not even spending her birthday with her? Ask the appointment.

It's the bad boy. What a luxury to find out your gender. No, no, he was there. He was there, but he had to leave shortly after the appointment because he was spending the day with his mom. I'm sorry. What a luxury what i'm sorry say it what a luxury i'm not repeating it what a luxury to find out your gender i just i feel confident about my gender and then i go out in the world and it's just sir sir sir sir um how do you answer

them i what was the old bit what was the old bit i would say well there's many many old bits but when somebody if you say to me sir sir are you all done over there by that microphone yes ma'am thank you yes yes cool and then when they give you a weird look you're like oh i thought we were all just fucking it up right i thought we were just doing i don't know i can't tell what i'm like you i can't i'm like you i'm screwing it up bro i don't know yeah i don't know how you identify the brush i paint with i close my eyes well when i took we took our kids to the hospital uh just for fun yeah but they love it stephanie was there with max and finn and i was showing up and i i like, hi, you know, Max Notaro

and she's the one behind the counter said, are you the grandmother? And immediately I just thought, well, at least she got the gender right.

Right. You know, you're like, no, I'm not yet. That was like our friend who was, you know, the parent in me,

like mommy and me, daddy, they have little singing circles and they had a little song where it's like, hello to the mommy. They have little singing circles. And they had a little song where it's like, hello to the mommy. So glad to see you.

Hello to the daddies. And they go run everyone who's got a kid. And they sing it hello to them. To anyone who's there, hello to the nannies. Because some nannies come in. And then our friend, who was with his daughters. He took her one time. It was like the one time he took her.

And yes, he's bald. And yes, he looks a little older. But they all looked at him. They're like, hello to the grandpa. So glad he was like, bitch, I made this child. I thought you were even going to say hello to the great grandpa. It almost was. That is.

Yeah. So he left shortly after the appointment because he was spending the day with his mom. My birthday. Oh, this guy is. She continued saying that he had come to. So to me, this. You know the saying when somebody tells you who they are, believe them. He is begging this woman to believe him.

Yeah. Also, this feels like the opportunity for her to get everything out about him that she absolutely hates. She's like, here's the one thing. And now I get to write a whole Reddit article about all that stuff. Sure, it all seems valid. So my kids said, my daughter Georgia said to me, you and Uncle Jay should go to the Twins Convention in Twinsburg, Ohio. And I was like, I would rather eat my arm out of a bear trap than go to the Twins Convention. Unless they paid us a lot of money to perform there or whatever.

I was like, no, I'm not going to go. And then my kids in the car, both of them were like, yeah, you probably wouldn't want to go. You'd probably be like, I don't want to pay for the parking here, and this is so expensive, and why do we have to pay for a hotel room? I was like, okay, hold on a second. All the shit you're talking about has nothing to do with

the twins convention. It's just about how I don't like to pay for parking, and I don't like to pay for parking. I don't want to pay for our area. Dad's too cheap to go to the Twin Convention. I'm like, I'm going to turn the heat on in this hotel room. I'm like, what does that have to do with the Twin Convention? They just started, it was like a

laundry right after. I was like, you guys are just saving this up for the one month. That's what this feels like. This is the cheapest guy at the Twin convention right here. I mean, this guy doesn't want to valet park anywhere. What does it have to do with the twins? Do they give an award for cheapest twins? That's right.

Don't order a dessert is what he'll tell you at the twin convention. The twin convention. How old do you have to be to go to it? Like, should I send Max and Finn to the twin convention? You could send them there. You could take them. No, I'm going to send them. Oh, send them. Yeah. Where does the Twins? You could send them there. You could take them. No, I'm going to send them. Oh, send them.

Yeah. Where does it take place? Twinsburg, Ohio. Wow. Not the Twin Cities? No. That would have been better. I think the Twin Cities

are fraternal, if you've ever seen St. Paul in Minneapolis. We've been there. That's it. That was our joke. As you know, we're in the area

people are from by how they say where they're from, how they identify. So again, her boyfriend also, let me finish the joke. You'd say, if someone's like, where they're right. Now they identify. So again, her boyfriend, also, let me finish the joke.

You'd say, if someone's like, where are you from? This is a joke. Yeah. Where are you from? And they would say, they would say,

uh, twin cities. You'd be like, Oh, St. Paul. You try to glom on to, you say,

where are you from? Minneapolis? You're like, Oh, like twin cities. Like, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's actually Edina. Edina specifically. One needs the other. Yeah. So her boyfriend hadn't been there for much of the entire pregnancy and didn't help whenever she was sick or needed assistance lifting things.

Now you're getting into other stuff, right? Right. Well. I had to do it mostly myself, she added, noting that she and her boyfriend were supposed to be equally sharing responsibilities since they're together. No, he lives with his parents he goes and hangs out with his mom on your birthday he leaves not knowing when the gender of the baby is going to be a woman and he has a party for him for your baby this is also a mistake people make where once you have a title you must be a thing right well like well that you're my mom

you're you you have to love me like well no not necessarily like you're my mom. You have to love me. No. Not necessarily. You're my boyfriend. You have to do these things. You have to show up and say, you have to be a good person. If you're not, go find somebody else or be happy with yourself. The woman said that her boyfriend told her

that his aunt throwing a baby shower without inviting her hadn't been done out of spite and that it was supposed to be guys only. So he's now throwing his aunt under the bus. It was supposed to be guys only, but I don't know what she's doing. I mean, this is the far as I will go is defending this guy. It is annoying to him if it was supposed to be all guys.

And everybody had agreed to that. And then one friend or cousin was like, well, my wife is going to come. And you're like, that's not. And then your aunt's like, well, I'm showing up too. And you're like, this is supposed to be all guys. And if I if i show up then your mom's coming and then he feels like the only line he can draw is with her i get the frustration the answer is still what tig said we are a unit so if you're not there then it's not happening or you are there and that's it once this is dealt with then you can move outward 100 to, friends. You got to deal with the center core thing. That's the thing that's most important.

Now, most of the comments, as we are kind of sifting through it, say that she is NTA, not the asshole. Okay. I wish you weren't linked to this man for the rest of your life because he's married to his mom and you're the other woman, one user wrote. Another user wrote, that's not a baby shower. That's a party you weren't

invited to like now these people are actually making her feel worse like at some point you're like i gotta get this comment out here i mean if you weren't such a bad person like maybe he would have invited you like we don't need i feel like she's taking some inventory in this and i think she needs to take a lot of that i'm sorry i somehow missed where was this posted this was on reddit there's a thread people do called, am I the asshole? And they tell their story. So this woman tells her story

and then let everybody else comment. What do you think about this? So every once in a while, these show up on dumb news sites and stuff like that because it's ridiculous or offensive. And then we then play, do we think this person is the asshole?

Who is the asshole? So I'm going to end this by saying, how much does this woman weigh? No, I'm this by saying how old i would how old is this lovely woman he's 30 and they've been together for years four years and she has a kid do you want to guess how old her kid is first or no no okay i mean unless you guys do. I will say. Do you think she's older or younger than him? She's younger than him. Okay. She's 28 years old.

Okay. Or Tig, what do you think? I think she is 34. So older. So I think older too. 36 was the first thing that came into my head just because I'm'm imagining she was like he's attractive he's young I can I can

overcome this I can grow him up I can grow him up it's not like he's gonna have a baby shower and not invite me whatever the age what's the worst not the priority in this man's life no on any level what's gonna happen is he's not gonna help me lift things when I get pregnant you ready yep this woman and we'll get out on this and and then we'll come back, take a break, come back,

and find out what Tig's got going on. The Dan Scott story number two. I do. She's 31 years old. Oh, you guys were right in thinking that she's older, but she only slightly. So Tig was right on both, and she was closest on this one. Yes. Very good.

There's story one. This feels good. It does feel good. Feels good to win. Feels good on this one. Yes. Very good. There's story one. It feels good. It does feel good. Feels good to win. Feels good to win one. Feels good to be invited to the party, so to speak. Right? All right.

Let's take a break. When we come back, we'll find out what Tig's doing. Find out all about every podcast and everything and where you can catch her. And if there are stand updates and all that stuff and stuff we have going on too. It's Dumb People Town with the great Tig Notaro. We'll be right back. Welcome back to the show, everybody. Hi, everybody.

Tig Notaro is our guest and we're very excited. We're going to find out all the great things that Tig has going on. But we're first going to make her listen to what we have going on. She has to sit and listen

to what we have going on. Look, we got shows at the end of this month in Phoenix. If you don't come to see us in Phoenix, we're going to throw a Pizzeria Bianco pizza in your face. We're at Stand Up Live. It's a gigantic place.

Great club. Don't plug your ears. You got to be here for this. All Tig fans who have come to this podcast because you're such a big fan of hers, come see us on Phoenix. You would love us. You would love our Stand Up Live.

Oh, you'd love these guys. It's the most in your wheelhouse. So come see us there. It's at Stand Up Live. It's a great big room. We want to fill it. So March 30th, 31st, and April 1st. And then we're going to be at Moon Tower Comedy Festival, which I love so much every year in austin texas we're going to do a taggett show

we're going to host this par 3 golf tournament on friday and live dumb people live dumb people town so fun and then uh we're going to be minneapolis in may at acme which i'm really excited about and then way in the fall we'll be in ann arbor we're going to be in springfield missouri good stuff superschoolers.com check us out daniel uh april 14th i'll be in houston doing would you rather comedy and then at the uh moon tower comedy festival doing stand-up and a uh living wake with uh with uh i can't announce don't announce great great guest okay and then um we're doing the live dumb people town and then that next Saturday that last Saturday I think it's like the

29th I will be headlining with the Grawlix guys in Denver love those guys love that everything's at danielvankirk.com and Pen Pal's fantastic podcast I highly recommend you watch and speaking of podcast don't ask Taro don't ask Tig should we ask you about it or don't

ask Tig I don't want to talk about it so we just did it we just did your podcast and which is an advice podcast and it feels so good to give advice when you're not licensed to do it uh or good at it or good at it yeah you guys were terrible we were terrible yeah you were very bad how do you get the advice advice requests um people write in we also have a number people call in oh yeah and have different celebrity guests um or the sclars or us we have different celebrity guests and the sclars it was so much fun to do and we got so much love for it and it's beautiful i love it because there's you always you are very um careful to to be very honest and truthful about the there's like there's a note of wanting to really help

people that i think you stay true to because we're all silly people and then it also gets silly and funny but it's of course but i mean like you do tether it to we want to help these people out which i actually love yeah Yeah, I try. And then it goes a little off the rails. Is it Tig and Cheryl True Story? Tig and Cheryl True Story is my other podcast. What are you covering? Well, Cheryl Hines from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Love her.

We are old pals and a lot of nonsense. And we cover a documentary every week. Barely. Okay. It's if two old silly pals started talking about a documentary. They can be about anything, the documentary. Is it true crime? Do you ever cover true crime stuff?

Yeah. No, in fact. The Murdoch murders? Oh, God. Low country? Have not. Wild, wild country? No.

Yes. Yes. Yeah. Have you seen the podcast Buried? You mean documentary? Sorry. Documentary Buried. No. It is about the Tahoe avalanche in 1982 or 84.

Dan, I'm so in. It's ridiculous. I'm so in, Dan. It's phenomenal. Dan, I swear to God, there is a part of me, I'm going to say 7%, that wants to leave right now and start watching it. I love Tig. Do you know how much I love Tig?

Everybody's questioning how much I love Tig. I love Tig so much. 93% is keeping me here. It's quite good. Buried. Sad. I thought buried was just people who love the show Buried. Is it an avalanche berries yeah some people yeah where that is and tahoe like it was a huge deal that most people i think

have just kind of forgotten about it's obviously still a huge thing in that very small community crazy footage and like news footage yeah it's done extremely well it's really good what uh amazon oh god i watched the belushi documentary on a flight. There's so many documentaries. As soon as I tell people I have a documentary podcast, everybody's like, have you seen this? Did you do this? And it's like, we've covered so many, but there's so many more. And a new one comes out every day.

Every day. And so it's a wonderful engine for you and cheryl just to be silly silly nuts all right where can you find these podcasts anywhere you find podcasts spotify i think so i haven't looked you know but they're there but i i've heard you find podcasts and i don't look okay please um it's good to know but But I'm also touring. I'm about to tape my next special. And so I have some random clubs and theaters that I'm doing. I'm actually even doing a private wedding. Hey, now. Are you officiating or doing comedy at the wedding?

I'm just doing comedy there. That's great. So that's all at tignotaro.com. And then, I mean, if people care, I'm in. if people care i'm in yeah we do care the your place or mine movie with uh reese and ashton and we have a ghost um with david harbour yes yep anthony mackie yep yeah um and uh i'm on the new season of the morning Show coming out soon. Yes. All right. Apple, that's on Apple TV. And the final season of Star Trek Discovery. Oh, my God. Please.

People are so at home. Let's go. A little too much Tig this year. It's wonderful. Great ways to consume her and to support her. You can go see her live. You can listen to her podcast or see her on TV. Do it.

Earn movies. Go. You're like a more relaxed Kevin Hart. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Here we go. Ready? Let's go, Dan.

We talking about practice. That's who sent this in. Thank you. At notagame underscore AI. Headline is this. Man bungles lakeside proposal. Oh, man. Bungles sounds like it didn't go well.

Sounds like ring in the lake. That's my first thing. Ring dropped out. Or he goes in the lake. Or he my first thing. Ring dropped out. Or he goes down. Or she did. Sure. I mean. I tried to propose to her. I think it's the lake.

I tried to propose to her and she went back and she thought she was fishing. Did any of you guys do a big proposal? I did. You did? I did. I did a tiny one. What was yours? I want to hear a big one. Oh, it was not a big one. It was just, you know,

the Jumbotron at Dodger Stadium. Did you go ass over tea kettle? I went ass over tea kettle. We were up in Vancouver. We were shooting moose. Were you here in LA? Wait, are you doing an accent? No, that's the way I normally talk, Tig. We were up in Vancouver. We were shooting moose. Were you here in LA? Wait, are you doing an accent? Yeah. No, no, no.

That's the way I normally talk, Dave. We were up in Vancouver. And no, we were up in Vancouver. I just took her on this trip over there. And I was terrible. And who is this? This one. And I'm terrible.

This one? I'm terrible at, I was terrible with the camera. I was always like, I couldn't. And we had like, load film, load film into a camera. And so I got the ring and I put the ring in where the film goes in the camera. And I went to take a picture of her. I'm like, we're up on the top of this mountain in Cypress Bowl. And I went to take a picture.

I'm like, okay, I, you know, I think I know how to work this thing. I just can't do it. Will you, I, can you please just tell me if I have the films loaded wrong or whatever? She opened it up and it was in there and I like went down and take a knee, but I also was like very Rocky.

So like I had to change the position of my knee. You politically took a knee. Yes. I politically took a knee. Me and Colin Kaepernick. I started it. No. no uh so our joke that we used to say is like i so i bent down on one knee and um i turned to jason and you said i said he wants to marry that's right yours was little yours was little mine was little not a big old mine was a post ranch in which is one of my favorite places on earth let's hear about it uh we took a hike we got up to this to not so high but on this beautiful bench high enough

and um we were i wanted to do it and share to ask her and she was it was we were having this conversation but the conversation i i couldn't find a way to end the conversation so i was just really bad at the conversation for like 14 minutes you kept end the conversation so i was just really bad at the conversation for like 14 minutes you kept like ending it no i was just like say so she was saying something and i was like adding to it but i was thinking about the other thing so sure she was like you are acting so weird right now this is the weird i just she's like i just feel like women and men should have equal pay and you're like yeah i mean it's like is that i mean you know i a free chechnya for everyone and i just kept saying weird things and then she's like is that i mean you know i a free chechnya for everyone

and i just kept saying weird things and then she's like you're acting really weird and i'm like i am acting weird i'll tell you why i'm acting weird because i want to marry you know what's not weird yeah and then i got down and i was like hey let's do this and it was what did she say she's like i knew it i knew you were and and i i knew you were doing that because you were doing that and i and then we just uh but on the equal but it was very sweet and how long were you together before you proposed both of you uh two years three plus years three in a little bit two ish how was your proposal uh my proposal um i decided well stephanie and i had this box and you guys were together for nine days exactly um long we were together for a year okay before the proposal

and so we had this box that we would throw suggestions in of different things that we should do great idea great love it and so you know you have a free day you shake it up you put a great idea doing this this is great and you don't tell the other person you just write something and you drop it in the box and so i thought oh i know what i'll do all right will you marry me and throw that in the box and then i was out with kate mccoochie and i was telling kate oh i had this idea and i think it's good but the only problem is if i throw that in i don't know when she's gonna pick it technically if she reads it out loud she's's asking you. That's right. Well.

Right. Then she catches you digging. No, it's I want to marry you. I want to marry you. And so Kate said, oh, geez, Tig. All you got to do is just fill the box with I want to marry you. Yeah, that's good. Makooch. And I was like, oh, my gosh.

I'm dumb people town. Yes. I couldn't believe how dumb. It never crossed my mind. So smart. And so I'm dumb people. Yes. I couldn't believe how dumb I, I never crossed my mind. So smart. And so I filled it up. I was like by myself. I want to marry you.

I want to marry you. I felt like you were like being punished. And then, uh, and, uh, went and got a ring and, and we reached in or you reached in to pick it up.

She reached in and, uh, we were sitting on the couch and she, and she was just stunned. She goes, let's get another one. Yeah. I was thinking more,

uh, air balloon ride. Let's do go-karting. We never just go for a walk. Yeah. That's awesome. That's amazing i love i wanted you could have done the joke or she's like i want to marry you and you're like i don't know it feels like it's a little too too soon you flip it you put that in there it's like it's like the frank sinatra was like i was eating a steak and don rickles comes over to me and is like i'm with this i'm with this woman you

gotta come over to the table and she's a huge frank sinatra fan so just come over to the table and it would mean so much to me if you came over and and said hi to us and so like he finished up his steak frank sinatra comes over he's like uh hey don how's it going he's like frank i'm eating can you not i'm? I'm eating. I'm eating. That's so hilarious. So dumb. Such a great dumb bitch. To stick into Sinatra. It's a great bit that Sinatra wasn't in on.

That is so dumb. All right. A mortifying video shows the moment a British man attempted to propose to his girlfriend on the dock of a lake only for the diamond engagement ring to pop out of the box and disappear into the water below. Yep. I just, I don't hold it over a sink. Yeah, don't be anywhere where something could go irrevocably wrong.

Because you're nervous and your hands are shaking. Right. You're never going to open it. Part of the thing of like opening it and showing it is also weird. It's almost like you're the ring salesperson. You're like, can I get you into one of these? Like, how does this all ring? Yeah.

It feels very like. Ross Bamber. Great name. Great. Posted the humiliating footage to TikTok following his boss proposal to Jerry Ashforth. That's what people do now. Yeah. And the clip quickly went viral.

Of course. I heard it bounce and thought, please, that can't possibly be the ring. My heart dropped, Jerry Ashforth. What did he think it was? Told the BBC interviewer. No, this is her. Oh.

So she turns around and then hears clink, clink, boom, splash. Yeah. Dick, have you seen the video of the guy who's holding up a fish taking photos with his phone like he's just been fishing and he's taking photos of the fish taking photos

no no and then he's gonna throw the fish back in the water and he throws his phone and he as it's leaving his hand he realizes it and he's holding the fish and then he called his friend on realizes it. And he's holding the fish. And then he called his friend on the fish. He called AT&T.

He's like, no, no, no. Hello? Another phone. 611. This is a picture of the moment he's watching a ring bounce around. Because he had someone filming him. I mean, that is a beautiful lake. I got to give him credit.

Candles on the dock. Gorgeous lake. Friends were subsequently called to the scene where they donned swimming goggles and scoured the lake and you're gonna get your friends drag the lake for this thing to no avail i literally couldn't believe it ross bamber told southwest news service hey not just an airline you could i didn't even manage to get down on one knee he like in the opening in Yeah, no, this is opening and falling down. I took the ring out of my pocket and as

soon as I opened the box, the ring fell out. He further recalled it bounced a couple of times. That must have been in slow mo. Right. It's going to be fine. It's going to be fine. And then it fell between the gaps of the deck. Did she say if you got a bigger ring, it would have stayed up here? As soon as

we're going to need a bigger ring. As soon as we're gonna need a bigger ring as soon as you post it online though you now cannot report it to your insurance as stolen and try to get your money back like oh it's interesting to hear what a crooked person oh it's interesting to hear you on the side of insurance companies i didn't realize you guys didn't know tIG was big business. Bamber left no expense spared in the lead up to his proposal to Jerry Ashworth, saving up for the diamond ring. I will ask you, how much did the ring cost Ross Bamber? In pounds or in dollars? In dollars.

American cash. American cash. All right, Jay, what do you think? I think it costs $6,000. Okay, TIG? TIG. 10. Okay.

I think it was about $8,000. Okay. Tig. Tig. 10. Okay. I think it was about $8,500. I'm going to go in between. The ring cost $1,200. Still a lot of money. Yes. Still a lot of money. And I have no idea, having not brought a ring, nor do I care about such things, if that's appropriate or wild or whatever, but it's enough.

Any ring, even if you picked out a $200 ring and you loved it and wanted to give it to her this is heartbreaking don't they say like it should be two months worth of your salary but the thing about a ring that's the beers dan the thing about the rings that's so interesting and you guys can agree or disagree in this but it's like the difference between they it gets more expensive with cut and clarity so So you've got to have like an eye thing and be looking at it to understand that, oh, you only got an E level clarity versus

an M level clarity. No one's going to know. No one is going to know. No human being. So always get the bigger one. Diamond thief. Bigger, smaller. And then blame the insurance company. And tell them it's lost and get the insurance money and then go get a bigger one, return the other one. Why am I an asshole?

And maybe it was two months of his salary. Yeah, could be. Absolutely. So he left no expense spared in the lead up to the proposal. He then had already booked a private candlelight dinner at a lavish lakeside retreat in Watten, Norfolk where he planned to pop

the question. So I guess he planned to do it at dinner, but he just decided... You can still ask. Right on here in this murky body of water. Where he planned to pop the ring into the toilet. The hopeful husband-to-be set up a camera in the hut where the proposal was to take place, ready to capture the romantic moment on camera.

Instead, the video showed the ring flying out of the box with Jerry subsequently seen putting her hands over her eyes as she realizes what went wrong jerry was quite upset about the whole thing ross stated also like her first thing should be like this is so thoughtful and i love you and this is great and we'll figure it out and the ring means very little compared to the fact that we're going to stay no the commitment is the only thing that matters and honestly but you're also a dumb shit for like she said to me when i dropped it tell me that wasn't what i thought it was i was like yes it was i'm so sorry and she didn't want to look or even open her eyes tell me what's goddamn water and let's prove how much we want all your friends over we're not going

to dinner despite the horror bamber improvised by proposing to Ashforth with a promise ring that she was already wearing. The smitten healthcare worker had bought that ring for his lady love ten months earlier. Ashforth said... She wanted a promise ring. Did you give her a promise ring? I don't know what the engagement to be engaged... Isn't that for like Christians?

Or Christians? Christian children. We got there. Survey says... Christian children get promise rings. Survey says. Christian children get promise rings. If we incorporated survey says onto the wall. Okay. Show me Christian children.

Yeah. Show me Christian children is not something you should say out loud. Show me Christian children. Jerry said yes. I keep looking. I know. Every time I look for Christian children. I know.

They're nowhere to be found over here. She said yes before the pair called friends to come help them find the missing diamond. With the engagement ring unable to be located in the water, Ross went out the following day to fetch a new ring and recreate his proposal to ask for it in the same spot the following day. And he dropped that in the water. However, he threw it. However, the husband hasn't been

hasn't given up on still finding the original missing ring saying i've spoken to the owner of the lake and he's happy to help us find the owner of the lake i don't know what that even god i find this ring in the bottom of my leg i've spoken to Gaia. Poseidon, king of all waters. Also, the owner of, why were you on the, oh, he must have been friends with the owner. The restaurant owner rented the lake. The restaurant must own the lake.

It's a private lake, I guess. My ring fell on the lake. Who owns this lake? Who's the owner of this lake? Am I wrong, guys? Can I speak to the manager of this lake right That's my first question. Am I wrong, guys? Can I speak to the manager of this lake right now? Because I have a problem. You drop a ring

between two slits in a deck. Yeah, it goes down. The radius for where it is couldn't be more than two feet. No, it's... From that... No, it can... From right where...

It can shift. It can float. Not much, though. Not much. Dan's right. I mean, it's not... Because it's not the ocean and there aren't waves...

You should be able to find this. There aren't waves taking it out and back in. and look how still that water is but a fish could have like done one of those little gulped it and then gone yeah gone that would be wild that'd be amazing but yes entirely possible all right that's story number three there we go i give you a little taste jay we got in story number three two did i say three i meant two story three gets a little graphic uh graphic moment on the way to, graphic moment on the way to jail. Graphic moment on the way to jail. Like sexual graphic or violent graphic.

Solo sexual graphic. Solo sexual. All right. Trigger warning for those there. Uh, we've got Tigger warning right here because we've got Tigger coming up for the final segment. Nicely done. Way to go.

Thank you very much. She is not going to shy away from a pun. Right. Uh, we'll be right back with more Dumb People Town right after this. Stick around. Look us down. There's more Dumb People Town.

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Daniel, I beat you to it. I know. I just wanted to be part of the energy. Daniel, you did have the energy. This is so fun. It's like we were talking about summer in the break, like a summertime. I don't want this to end. Tig, can we just keep you?

We have one more story. Jay's going to take us home. Okay. This is totally appropriate, and I hope you're not eating when you listen to this. So Ohio Police, this was sent in, by the way, from Beth at LuzMZU. Love, M-Z-U. L-U-V-M-ZZU. Love MZU. L-U-V-E MZU. Beth. Thank you. It's new. I don't think we've had this one.

Beth, I hear you calling. This is it, guys. You can send in stories. I hear you calling. Oh, Kiss. Come on. Showing your age, Randy. They had to follow a Kiss cover band in a show recently. Congrats.

Why didn't you mention this? We really should. I want them to talk about it all the time. It was at the Film War in San Francisco and the guy's platform shoe heel broke and during his performance while he's playing, a roadie came out and duct taped it. It was the most spinal tap moment I've ever seen.

Like, had to duct tape the thing. As a comic, you're so grateful. It's just like, thank you's just like thank you the first five minutes of our act and the entire time we're like the people who organize this show and i love them they're so sweet uh did not know how to organize the show you put the kids cover band that has like pyro and shit at the end no that is the last thing people should see when they're up cheering i think we said We said, great. Great for us to follow a Kiss band.

And also great for us to follow the funniest moment that's ever happened on a stage. A man getting his platform shoot taped. But wait. Here's the most important question. What is the name of the Kiss cover band? What were they called? Destroyer, I think. They're called Destroyer.

You have to look it up. They're pretty well known, right? Maybe. Yeah, they are. In San Francisco. In San Francisco. We also went to see Mini Kiss, which are little people in Minneapolis. And that was awesome.

They were amazing. Now, why did they go with Miniature Kiss? I don't know. Miniature Kiss. Miniatures. Tiny Kiss. Tiny Kiss. Tiny Kiss. Tiny Kiss. hershey's kisses i think they should have played a bridge versions of everything anyway okay here we go uh ohio police

colon like they don't even say ohio police are saying there's no pleasantries here ohio police so this is what they said man was quote digging into his anus on ride to jail. He's got something in there. If you're on your way to jail, you're trying to get something out. You're searching. Or you're trying to put something in. Wedding ring. Wedding ring.

There it is. Hide the engagement ring. I don't lose in a lake. Officer, I didn't want to do this this way. I can't embald into a lake. You're never going to believe this. I didn't own the plate. It wasn't my leg. You want to charge me for

the things I did? Fine. I'm going to sue the owner for skinny dipping, cannonballing, sitting on... You don't cannonball skinny dipping when you don't know the deck. Under a dock. After a botched proposal. Just take my word, keep your pants on.

Maybe it was on you, the way you jumped in there. Don't blame the victim. Alright, WTRF Daily News. A deputy on patrol in Johnstown Township was alerted at about what time Wednesday? Tragedy what happened in Johnstown, by the way. I remember the Johnstown massacre. Township was alerted

at about what time Wednesday to a possible theft on Bushnell Campbell Road. Oh, sorry. Was that the same one? I don't know. All right. So it was alerted to a theft in Kinsman and was given a description and name of a suspect.

What time did this happen? All this. You're digging in. You're digging in. Man who digs into his anus heading to the police station. Do we even know what he's arrested for? Well, we're going to get into that. I'm going to guess first.

I think this happened at 3.54 p..m what is good anus digging time three going to say that time um so and let me understand this he was arrested we're gonna find out for what digging into on his way to the they took the word into out, I would be more okay with this. Digging his anus? He was digging his anus. He was digging his anus. That's more of an energy. I'm just grooving on that. I'm digging it.

Guys, I'm digging it. I love what I got going on back there. I'm feeling Wayne. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. Digging it. Yeah, I would say it would have gone with rooting. He was rooting around.

Getting in there. You say 3.54 p.m. I'm curious and confused, actually, why that made the news. I think we're going to find out. We're going to find out. I'm guessing. I have no idea. I think it was high noon.

High noon. I like that. Good drink. I'm going to go 9 p.m. 9 p.m. Get your answers in. Okay. High noon would be right if you had switched it to 12.01 a.m.

Is what I meant. Today's opposite day. Today's opposite day. I knew it was 12. I'm going to give you credit. I'm going to give you credit. Today's opposite day. I knew it was 12. I'm going to give you credit. I'm giving you credit. She had 12 rights. A car match in the description passed the deputy who was sitting at the intersection

of Route 193 and Route 88, in case you want to put that in there. The dumb people town walking to. Routing in your ass. 193 and routing in your ass. Stick that in your pooper. All right. After the deputy said he saw the driver later identified as Aaron Repko. I won't give you his age to the end.

Weave into the oncoming lane. He tried to pull him over, but Repko didn't stop. So the deputy followed him to his home. Classic Repko. So Repko to do that, right? Followed him to his home on Youngstown Kingsville Road. Doesn't Youngstown Kingsville, both those names on one road? Too many names. Too many names.

Too many towns. That's when you want your GPS to shut up. We grew up. There's a town in a ville. Yeah. Youngstown Kingsville Road. It's too much. Yeah.

We grew up with a street right by us called Olive Street Road. I'm like, lose the street. Olive Road. Olive Road. Yeah. You need street road. Or Olive Street. People are like, it's Olive Street.

What is it? Is it a building? What is it? Is it a park? I don't know what it is. Olive Street Road. You need street road. Or Olive Street. People are like, it's Olive Street. What is it? Is it a building? What is it? Is it a park? I don't know what it is. It's Olive Street Road. Oh, it's a street. Okay, it's a road.

Thank you for the clarification. Okay. The deputy said Repco told him that he bought... Okay, this is it. Inside the car... Let me do this. Inside the car was an air compressor on the front seat and several wallets. Like no country for old men?

There's nothing so suspicious. What is wrong? I've got several wallets. I like to let my wallets air out on my front seat. Air compressor. While you're digging in uranium. Sounds like a mad lib. Maybe there's another wallet up there. One of them belonging to the theft victim who alerted

the police. Okay. Perfect. Now is the problem. Now we have a problem. Now we understand. In the back seat was a TV and a DVD player. He should be arrested for having a DVD player at this age, at this time in our history. Did he have a TiVo? He did have a TiVo.

The deputy said Repco told him that he bought the air compressor from a friend and that the TV and DVD player were his. And I was just hanging on to these wallets for a lot of other people. You know, my friends are very, very, very forgetful of their stuff. Well, see, they're airing out because we were doing cannonballs into the lake. I forgot to take off their shorts. They have their wallets in there, and I'm airing them out with the air compressor. They also found an uncapped syringe in the car.

A syringe in Repco's. It happens. It happens. It's uncapped. So now I was with you until I saw the syringe. Let's not jump to conclusions. That's right. Okay.

They saw a syringe in Repco's waistband and two empty testosterone vials in his pocket. So he's feeling. He's pretty. He's feeling his manhood right now. Sure. And his anus. And his anus. As Repco was being taken to jail he kept moving around in

the back seat you know back there what's going on back there right you good you you drive you don't worry about me well digging in my anus is this your card no it's not found another wallet all right uh as repco was being taken to jail he kept moving around in the back seat and at one point was laying across the seat with his shorts around his ankles and his hand was digging into his anus. The report said where shouldn't his hands be cuffed in front of him? How can he do that? Maybe if he's on his stomach cuff behind him behind him behind him. Yeah.

So he can get to his anus. That's right. That's right. Put that in the request. Do you mind? That's in his rider. Yeah. It's you got to read them the rights and then you've got to put their hands behind

so if they want to dig in. What the hell are you doing? My hands behind my back because I've got an itchy anus. What are you looking for? You are so good at doing like asking the question that is leading. Just imagine when I've driven my nephews around a lot. Just the things kids do

when you're like, what the hell are you doing back there? You're finding something that you like back there? Don't you worry about me. You mind your own business. I'm good. You are my business. You're literally our business. What kind of business is this? Alright, according to the report from the Sheriff's Office,

the deputy pulled over and tried to continue the search of Rapco. After many threats. But he kept attempting to pull away into traffic on route 11 so he was put on a hold uh and a backup 11 street 11 continue rep goes trip to the terminal county jail where he was booked on charges of possessing drug paraphernalia possession of drug abuse instruments possession of a dvd player handed tivo what is the drug drug paraphernalia drug abuse instrument is that like a stand-up

bass? Yeah. A lot of jazz guys had drug problems. I'm not trying to... It was strictly in the jazz community. Resisting arrest and construction official business. What is that? I mean...

Obstruction? Construction. Of official business? Construction official business. Construction of unofficial business. No, not unofficial. Official. Construction official business. What is that? I read this and I was like, I don't know what this is.

Sounds like some prog rock band. I don't know. Construction official business. He's getting Lee's side project. All right. The deputy said that the items retrieved from Ralph's car were suspected to be stolen. The investigation is ongoing. He was digging in his anus.

For what? We'll get out of here on this. Probably more drugs. How old? I mean, he was on a lot of testosterone, vials of testosterone. That's right, too. How old is the man who dug into his anus? He had several wallets laying on his front seat.

We're going to get out of here on this. Air compressor, DVD player. Dan, you going to go first? I'll go 41 years old 41 i'll go 58 oh i was gonna but take go ahead 73 58 73 in april 73 in april so he's 72 right now i say 58 get your answers in okay take it's been a treat having you on this show. It always is. I mean, it's ridiculous. We need to wait to see you in every movie and every TV show.

You're going to, she's going to be in every show that you're watching, but in the meantime, subscribe to her to podcasts. They're lovely. So you'll be able to recognize me because I play myself, whether I'm in space or I love taking space army, you know,

zombie films, whatever. It's just space. So did Jack Nicholson so before we start acting so many great things have like taken off and done for you in the last like 10 years do you audition just flatly this is me doing that part and when he says flatly he means your voice and your tone as my wife calls me eeyore do i i've always liked here's Here's the thing. It's offer only. I think it's genius. Years ago.

No, it's been offer only for years. Not because I think I'm a big deal, but if I auditioned, I wouldn't get it right. Right. So they have to be like, we want this person and what they do in this thing. Yeah. Period.

And I say this all the time. When a director, I see one approaching me on set, I always stop them and I say this all the time. When a director, I see one approaching me on set, I always stop them and I say, before you say anything, I have no range. But go ahead. I love it. If it's going to make you feel better to give me the note, I will take it.

I will hear it. We'll see how far that goes. You're like, this better be about blocking. You're going to get what you're going to get. I will stand on my mark. Look, i got into this business for insert shots so whatever you're about to tell me i'm gonna do my best work when the camera is oh yeah i only do i only do turn around i do good that's awesome that we'll watch you and everything we love having you here. Well, I love you all. Townies, the answer is, you said 72. I said 58. You said 58. Dan said

41. Dan said 41. Aaron Repko. I'm going to get the young end, no matter what. And so did he. Got his own young end. 34 years old. There you go. Daniel, you were right. Well, guys. He probably lives with his mother. You never know. Great dad, though. Let's throw him a baby shower. Good boyfriend. All right, there you go. That is

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