Dumb People Town - Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan - A Parade of Heroes

Episode Date: August 20, 2019

Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan of WellRed Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan of the WellRed podcast join the podcast join the guys to talk about a man  who takes an interesting opportunity to praise God. In story two, a man gets arrested attempting to claim a backpack filled with illegal substances. In story three, a man advertises something personal that he enjoys on a bumper sticker. 

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Hey townies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population, you? Population. Well-read. I'm saying well-read. Well-read next? Well-read podcast?

Am I right? Trey Crowder, Drew Morgan. What's up, dudes? What's up, boys? Two-thirds of the crew. Not in body weight. Corey is not here. Corey Forrester, he still lives in his hometown in Georgia.

I think he's got some family curse where he's not allowed to be away from his, more two Confederate battlefields away from his mama. Is that how they measure it in the stuff? He gets haunted by a ghost. It's the metric system in Canada. It's Confederate battlefields down in Georgia. It's better shonies if you're being nice. How many shonies away are you?

I am six shon's away from you. I will not be there until three. I'm six Shoney's away. I'm six Shoney's away, which means 10 minutes. Folks, it's the South. I love me a Shoney's, a good Shoney's. Do you guys have Steak and Shake down there? Oh, yeah.

That's a Missouri thing, but kind of trickled down into the hinterlands. They're good, man. I love that. Shoney's is falling off. Is it really? Yeah. Have you been to good, man. I love that. Shoney's is falling off. Is it really? Yeah. Have you been in the original one? I love that at some point

Shoney's for you was up at a level. It was. Yes. I agree with him completely. I went to Shoney's probably six or seven years ago and was just appalled

at what had happened to the franchise. How dare they? Well, I'm so... I thought it was because we sold a book, and it was like, oh, I've moved on. But I talked to my uncles about it,

and apparently Shoney's has just gone to hell. And they have yet to sell their book, your uncles. They're still sitting on a couple of manuscripts. Harper Collins might be interested. Penguin might be interested. We don't know. We don't know. Well, dudes, I'm so happy you guys are here.

Not only do I love your podcast, we'll get into it later, because I want everyone on this who's listening to this show penguin might be interested we don't know we don't know well dudes i'm so happy you guys are here not only do i love your podcast we'll get into it later because i want everyone on this who's listening to this show to go over and subscribe because we love your podcast so much it's part of our little micro podcast network uh that we just we're we'll get into it but we believe that the world is getting dumber and i you know you've been on the show before but yeah welcome back to town welcome back to town trey but i i'm curious drew if you to get your take on it as well as we are about to jump into story what do you guys think do you think that the world is getting dumber or are we just discovering people who had already existed where are you at on this did you tell him that you had

a joke about that what's your joke i don't remember if i i know that i said at least the basis for what the joke was which was that like it's just that what you just said we're more aware of the stupid people yeah because stupid people have more of a voice now like 100 years ago they couldn't even read yeah now they can tweet you know so like they're way more in your face still can't read but you just you also have to think about how dumb people used to be. Right. You know what I mean? Like, they, you know, treated common colds by bleeding themselves. Yeah, true that. Because the blood is gross. You got to get that out of there.

It does not work, Dan. It does not work. Okay. But, I mean, that. And now they do it by eating roots or whatever that my own wife is into. Oh, really? Root eating? Well, we're doing the essential oils.

Oh, okay. The essential oil thing. I love it. It's not that it's dumb. It's that it's not smart. Ah. is into. Oh, really? Root eating? Well, we're doing the essential oils. I love it. It's not that it's dumb. It's that it's not smart. You automatically, though, put yourself in a different category when you are deferential to your wife. She's like, I'm going to do this. There are a lot of people out there who aren't.

Or who wouldn't even try it. Wouldn't even try it. I love that you guys are trying. Again, I think the essence of why you guys are so great is that you do try that stuff. You go open you're open to it which is great well i hope you're open to making fun of some dumb people because that's what we do on this show uh daniel vankirk is here hi buddy uh we got stories our fans send us stories and we just kind of go through it and see what we can find out who has sent us one day uh this was sent in by helmet von schmidt at helmet radio it's one of my favorite uh fashion designers yeah helmet von schmidt we can only get it at tj maxx that's right and all the sleeves are irregular

a florida man who said he was having problems with his wife was caught on video tuesday standing through the sunroof of his white Cadillac sedan as it sped down a local highway. So he's the only one in the car, right? Yeah. That's not ghost riding your whip. No.

That is like... About to be a ghost riding your whip. About to be a ghost riding your whip. Thank you, Drew. Do you want to live for eternity in those clothes? That's a ghost. This is it.

Irregular sleeve. This is it. Irregular sleeve. Helmet Von Schmidt. He's wearing a Helmet Von Schmidt long sleeve. Leonard Olsen of Lakeland, Florida, was arrested after the Tuesday afternoon incident. So you've been drinking all morning. Tuesday afternoon means morning drinking. Let's backdate it. Yeah.

This is according to ABC Action News. Abcan, if you're nasty. Action News. Exactly. Action News really puts it into like, that is like bumping it up a notch. You know what I mean? Well, this is the height of action. A guy standing through his roof like he's going to the prom.

How is he driving? Except he's not a driver. How tall is he? Exactly. How is he driving? Well, it's a Cadillac. Cruise control on, Dan. The newer Cadillacs, I think, have self-driving.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, that's some, like, 90s Nick Cage shit. Exactly. Out the roof of a Cadillac, but you're also driving? That's pretty nuts. How old are you that you know about new Cadillacs? Oh, I just read. I just read my dreams.

I want to be 79 And have a Cadillac Someday Con air conditioning That's what I would call this There you go They had You said he was caught

On camera And not caught Just other Like when he ran Into an embankment And someone found him So you dudes Are driving down the road

And you see a man Standing The only guy In the car standing out of his sunroof. My first thought is, I can't believe this guy's having trouble in his marriage.

It seems like he's pretty well together. It would be a process in your brain, right, of, look, the guy's hanging out of the sunroof. Were they drunk?

They're having a party. He's the only guy in the car. He's not doing it to impress anyone else in the car. But he's doing it in spite of his wife. Or the winner back guy. An off-duty Hillsborough

County Sheriff's deputy, which means he was like, goddammit. He's off-duty. I know. That's the way he's like, I don't want to take work home with me. I'm at a Shoney's with like... He observed Olsen's bizarre and dangerous behavior while driving next to him on Interstate 4 near Lakeland before

alerting the State Highway Patrol. The video shows Olsen standing through his vehicle sunroof with his arms spread wide deliberately or inadvertently mimicking the iconic scene from Titanic. Not really because the guy driving the Titanic was not also leaning on the

bow. Well, like the Titanic, this guy's going down. He will be dead soon. His whole life's heading towards an iceberg. What are they doing? I think the arms are back. Kate Winslet is up on the bow as wide as she can. In the least, in a very vulnerable state. Oh, here we go.

And Jack. Okay, there's the picture. I think he was trying to do he's trying to do jesus and the cadillac's too fast i never thought the answer to what would jesus do stand up in the cadillac you're driving ctv by the way cadillac jesus may be one of the best names for a band ever why is that like jesus uh the off-duty said he clocked olsen olsen traveling as fast as how fast do you guys think this guy was auto driving his car while hanging out of the sun roof arms spread titanic style now you are a guest you can either go first and second or you can go

in between me and jason which is the tignaro slots. You can go first, Tig, or last. Where do you want to go and guess? I'm going to say 45. Okay. 45. 45 miles per hour. Which is a good clip. Yeah. When you're standing up alone. I mean, so hard not to say 69.

And I do think it was 70. I really think it was 70. Jay? I think that the fact that they're announcing the speed means he has to be breaking the limit. So I'm going to say 80. Okay. 80. I think he's going 55 miles an hour.

Again, this is stupid, but imagine being standing outside of... If you've ever been leaning out the window of a car, even at 35, it's fast. That's what i'm thinking too like you know what'd you say 40 45 45 i said to me 70 and 80 the off-duty deputy said he clocked olsen traveling as fast as joining long townies yell it wherever you are because the Is 100 miles per hour. What? Oh, my God. He was trying to Superman in his arms. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh, my God. I believe I can fly. Can we sing that anymore? I believe I can die. So this guy, he didn't wreck or die, right? While doing that? No, he did not wreck or die.

I mean, dude, this guy's legit. He's an action movie star. Cadillac Jesus. Yeah. Cadillac Jesus. This is John Wick. He's definitely now the governor of Florida

you automatically they do a run off the next day it's in the constitution it is in the constitution he had like doves in the back of his car that he like

let fly out behind him that would be there's a magician or this is the best Cadillac act wife beater and flowy white linen shirt

no can you imagine being an off-duty cop or just being a civilian? If you are going down the interstate and you see this guy. Going 100. And you know what his brain is saying to his wife, because now I'm thinking that he is trying to win her back. What song was playing?

That is the question. Three Wave Love. Kickstart My Heart. Kickstart My Heart. Radar Love. Radar. Anything by Hooba Stank. It was definitely Kid Rock, but more interesting would be Dire Straits.

Oh, yeah. Money for Nothing. Oh, yeah. Or Salt and Swing might be a good one. Limp Bizkit. They're Florida, right? It's a very Limp Bizkit thing. I believe they were from Queens until like last year.

But it's Jacksonville, right? Yeah. Of course it is. Give me something to break. until like last year. But it's Jacksonville, right? Yeah, of course it is. Give me something to break. He was traveling as fast as 100 miles per hour

around 2.30 p.m. before he suddenly slowed down to 40 miles per hour during the dangerous trip. So all of a sudden, he must have slammed on the brakes. How? Again, how long is his foot?

Olsen was pulled over by highway patrolmen on US 98. Sworn affidavits obtained by WTSP so he told investigators he was acting out because quote my wife treats me like a servant and she's the mistress and I'm tired of this shit she's the mistress? I have no idea

there's the curveball I was waiting for the wife treats me like a servant I mean we've all tried to die he's trying to die Olsen told the highway patrolman he would rather go to jail than servant He's trying to die Olsen told the highway patrolman He would rather go to jail than go back home Trying to die He didn't need to do this to go to jail

You could get a divorce She's the mistress What does that mean? I think he was trying to say she's the master And I'm the servant But as a woman you're the mistress Like mistress, like dominatrix. So he's trying to reassert

dominance, I mean, I gotta say. Over his car. Pretty strong play. It is a pretty strong play to get up. Was she in the trunk? Did they check the trunk? What's he gonna do, go home and just tell her that he did it? Yeah, he knew somebody would say him. By the way, was she in the trunk is the single off of Cadillac

Jesus' album. You guys are just coming up with it. I just hope he was she in the trunk is the single off of Cadillac Jesus' album. You guys were just coming up with it. I just hope he's just trailed off at the end when he was like, I'm tired of this. Maybe she told him to.

Maybe that's just like, you know what you have to do tomorrow to please the mistress. Get up. Get up to 100. Drive seven Shonies away from here

hanging out of the roof of your car. You want me to go to Civil War battlefields? Wait, so here's the deal. He's trying to get up to 100. My guess is, truthfully, he thinks his car is a time machine. If he hits 88, he can go back to before he was with his wife and start over again.

What year is this guy trying to get to? He's trying to get to 89. He's 80-something, right? 89, baby. Right when there were still lewds. 89 when he was 19 years old, a year after high school, and he was still voted most popular senior

because he hung around a lot. He initially denied performing the reckless stunt on the highway saying, quote, he didn't know about that. I saw you, man. I don't know anything about that. I didn't know about that. I don't need you to.

I know all about that. I'm't know about that. I don't need you to. I know all about that. I'm the cop. We have pictures and video. But when troopers showed the man video of him sitting on the top of his sunroof while the car was barreling down the highway, they said Olsen admitted the man in the video was him before noting that the car was in cruise control. There you go, Jay. I said it.

That's not self-driving. I think his life was in cruise control. The car drives itself Jay. I said it. That's not self-driving. I think his life was in cruise control. The car drives itself and has a guy, this is a quote, the car drives itself and has a gigantic computer in it. I thought it'd be a nice way. Don't you dumbasses know about computers? God dang.

We got computer cars, man. Now, here's the truth, man. The more gigantic it is, the more powerful it is. What kind of computer you got in there? Gigantic one. A big ass computer. Big ass IBM, bro. He says the car drives itself and has a gigantic computer in it.

I thought it would be a nice way to praise God for a minute. And I thought it would be nice at the time. And that's what I did. Go ahead, Drew. I think he needs help. Yes. Like this dude is in trouble. He just now keyed

into that. All the rest of it, Drew, was just on board. He's like, I'm on board. The last quote, really. If that's how he praises God, we need to have a talk. Yes! Yes, this sounded like a man who had a bad day until right now. Can we blame God for

requiring so much praise that makes this happen? I get mad. Dan, I say this all the time. God did create big gigantic computers and cars. When athletes give

all the glory to God, that's when I get upset. Yeah. I'm like, give God 10%. If you give God 10 to 15% after a game,

I'm good with that. And then give 80% to your parents who sublimated their dreams so that you could do what you want. Well, that's a rule of thumb, right? With giving to God. Just have 10% of the glory for victory.

Thank you. It's like your tip at a coffee shop. That's what you give God. It's the weed that you set aside for God. Olson is now charged with misdemeanor reckless driving. This isn't the first time he's been in trouble with the law, unfortunately. I can't wait to hear what else he did. I'm going to ask you guys this, then we'll get out of here on this first

story. How old is Leonard Olsen? How old do you think a man with a Cadillac who's mad at his wife praising God going a hundred miles per hour, Rosen Jack style. And it's in Florida. Is it the part of Florida that's, you know, panhandle? Yeah.

I don't know. You said Lakeland, but I don't... That's mid-Florida. Mid-Florida? I love how quickly that came to you. That's Gator Alley, guys. You're our guest. How old do you think Leonard Olsen is? Go ahead, Drew. 53. 53. That came straight, and that is... I know you

didn't lay out your work, but that is a perfect that's a good answer right yeah that's a good answer uh 49 49 years old right in our range i mean he's going 100 maybe 42 okay it's the cadillac he been around. He's been in this marriage long enough that he has been pushed to this. 42. He's been in it for 20 years. 23. Yeah.

23 years. It's a long time. Man, I think he's 58. 58 years old? Yep. Okay. Leonard Olsen. As I said, we will get out of this first story. I'm guessing that his wife does not really tell him to do anything,

but just suggests in certain ways. I'm guessing his wife does not realize he has this attitude about her. I'm guessing he doesn't have a wife. Thank you. I'm the only one in his corner, apparently. I think she's a horrible, horrible wife. Are you ready? Yep.

She is. Leonard Olsen is 70 years old. Oh, horrible life. Are you ready? Yep. She is. Leonard Olsen is 70 years old. Oh, my God. My inclination was right. I was going to say, this is where you should have said 69. You kind of respected it, didn't you? Yeah, why the hell not? He has lived a life.

Yeah. If you're going to go out, you might as well go out doing something you love. On top. Of the car. Going out on top. Of the car. I'd pay $100 for some audio of that combo. I mean.

Thousands for a video. Well, I can see if I have it. Do we have video? I'm not going to pay you, though. We'll post it up to the Dumb People Town Facebook page. If you are listening to the show, you're not a member of the Dumb People Town Facebook page. Join it. Stop listening right now.

Join it. Like it. And then you can see access to all this great stuff. Yeah. I'll look for it while we take a break. All right. Story number one. Story number one, down in the books.

Take a break. We'll come back. We'll talk about these guys' amazing podcast, Drew, Trey, and Corey, who's not here. Corey, wherever you are. May he rest in peace. No, he's not dead. He just wanted to get a good night's sleep.

We'll be back with more Dumb People Town right after this. Stick around. Make us down for more Dumb People Town. Hey, guys. Welcome back to Dumb People Town. These guys are so fantastic. We love your podcast. We're fans of it. We were recently listening to an episode where you guys were talking about the air conditioning, the oppressiveness of air conditioning. were talking about the air conditioning uh the oppressiveness of air conditioning yeah or uh and and the oppressiveness or the potential the the debate about whether nature of like guys do dudes

turn up the air at the office because it's controlled by men and women you know it's it's kind of sexist towards women and you guys had an extraordinarily nuanced discussion about it because you're like – because the way it came about, and I want you guys to all listen to it, is that someone tweeted a great article that was written about it just in an interesting way. And then in her tweet, she was like, ban AC at the end of the tweet. It was a different – it wasn't even the person who wrote the article. Right. It was someone else commenting on it. It was someone else who shared the article and said, ban AC because it's, you know, misogynistic. And you guys were like, we agree with the article. The article actually has some truth in it, but don't ban AC.

Yeah. Like, that's taking it too far in the other way. And I feel like that nuanced discussion for us, and maybe we have an anti-South bias. It's not fair, but to hear you guys discuss it in that way, it's amazing. It's fascinating. And, of course, every issue can be put through your filter in a very nuanced, which I love. Well, thank y'all. You're welcome.

Give me the vipers over here. It's very sweet. Even the discussion of, Is it turn up the AC Or turn down the AC I'm like what is it Dan what is it Turn up the AC We're in the AC

So you want to turn the number up Or just crank up the AC Crank it up Turn the number down Sure Yeah Great discussion Right after that

Our next tour run Was at a place in the south I don't want to name it because i otherwise love it but they apparently don't have air conditioning or just got air conditioning oh my god and it's mostly a live music venue so i don't know if it's like supposed to be like kind of if it's like a punk rock sort of thing or sweaty yeah right but like for comedy though you know not good anyway i'm even more firmly in the corner of that is some dumb shit to suggest we ban air conditioning. Thank you.

Air conditioning is hot. Summertime in the South. No AC. Yeah. Rock club. I don't think so. Well, talk about your podcast a little bit and kind of what you want to do with it and how people can subscribe to it and everything, because we do love it so much. So, yeah, as mentioned, it's the Well yeah as mentioned it's the well-read podcast and

it's spelled r-e-d and like you said well redneck that is the idea that's where that came from it's me drew and cory forester who is in georgia right now where he belongs and uh jesus put him back where he belongs and yeah like you were saying we mostly just we talk about things that are going on sometimes we talk about just wild random shit, like portals and aliens and stuff, you know, you never really know what we're going to get into, but yet,

like you said, it's kind of all put through this filter that we all have of being very, uh, explicitly Southern and, you know, redneck in a lot of ways, but not having the stereotypical take some things that you're used to hearing from people like us.

And when you ask what do you want to do with it? I mean, I think for a lot of what we do, you said it. You said, well, maybe I have a bias against the South. I think a lot of groups get judged by their assholes. Yes. But we suffer from that as much as anyone, maybe more so than most people because we're a group that you're allowed to shit on.

And I mean, we all know why, you know what i mean let's look back what only a couple hundred years the stakes were made but the assholes make it so yes you know what i mean right the assholes exist but we kind of want to be like well here's a counter example to that you know like if we have to own and we do you know nathan bedford forest all these awful people, then let's also talk about OutKast and Dale Earnhardt. You know what I mean? Those people rule. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, absolutely.

And I do think what's interesting is that the medium is podcast, so it is an audio experience. So the initial thing that people often get judged on is how they sound when they speak. Right. So when you hear this accent, when you hear where you guys are from, and when you hear those things, immediately a judgment is placed. And through an audio medium, that for us is what's fascinating.

Interesting is to hear a progressive thought and to hear, you know, these nuanced discussions come from an accent. Whether you agree or even disagree, because you guys don't always agree on things and it's great no we don't and it's also like so i've had we've had some people tell us it's even just like not even the opinions we have or the takes or whatever but sometimes just words we say like i our friend andrew told us he cracked up as hard as he ever had listen we were having some argument

about some word and i said i was like no god damn it it's a portmanteau you know and was totally serious in the moment because it was a portmanteau it was a portmanteau and he was like that was the funniest moment combination literally just yeah you said a smart thing in a dumb way it's great you know but it is you guys are incredibly smart and incredibly insightful and again i just want to hear everything that is being discussed in the world right now through your guys filter. That's just the way I, we came away from listening to it.

We're like, Oh man, I want to hear you guys discuss immigration. I want to hear you guys discuss. I mean, everything that's going climate change, all of it, because I'm like,

what's beautiful about it is you grew up in the South. You grew up in, in your communities and whatnot that maybe you didn't grow up in New York City. You didn't grow up in LA. You didn't grow up and now you live in LA. But like you grew up in those communities and take from it years and years of history and family stuff that still play out to you guys and you still use in an interesting and positive way.

You don't discard it. That's what's so cool about it to me. Well, thank that. I don't even know what to say. That's awesome. I think we get it. No,

I think, I think the thought, what Randy's getting at is that for people who it's, it's either one way or the other, usually for people, they either dig into their Southern roots and, and dig into, well,

this is who we are and now you're attacking us. So fuck you. We're going to go in the other direction and be so retroactive or they say i'm going to move to new york city and eliminate my accent and try to blend in with a different culture we like we get asked a lot you know how we came together as a group the three of us and what you just said is always part of our answer because it's true in the specifically about comedians. Like there's plenty of comedians from the South, but it felt to us like it was one or the other. It was either they dropped the accent and you can't even tell they're from the South for the most part, which is fine.

Or it was full bore cable guy, blue collar style, you know, only it was those are the only two options. And we didn't we were in the middle. We were both and neither at the same time, all three of us, and that's kind of how we got to be both. What if Larry the Cable Guy had a progressive thought about immigration? You're like, that would blow everybody's mind. And for him, he would say it in a way, like I could see the Larry the Cable Guy bit, where he gives a long, nuanced, let's say it's about immigration about like hey this we got a problem at the border but we got to do it by this we got to do it this way and we got to put more people down there a wall is not the answer and this and that and go through a whole like

three minute like discussion of all the very nuanced argument and then just wait a second and everyone would laugh and he'd be like fuck it build the wall you know like that would be his ending and like undercut that whole thing. Whereas I do think there is fascination within the nuanced discussion of it all. So thank you for that podcast. Well-read podcast. Well, well, R-E-D. Subscribe to it now, you guys.

People who listen to this show, you will absolutely love it because I feel like it is very adjacent to what we do. I agree completely. Yeah. And we're thrilled, by the way, to be part of this little group. Sklarbrew Country, I love it. We're very excited about it. I'm so happy you guys are part of it. Can I admit that when I heard

that we were joining something called Sklarbrew Country, I was like, oh, they're just going to do like a whole country network? I guess that's cool they asked us. It's you guys and Travis Tritt and Trace Atkins. I'd listen to that podcast. Travis Tritt and Trace Atkins. I'd listen to that podcast.

Travis Tritt and Trace Atkins. Travis and Trace. It's like the leather and lace. Conversations at Arlington. Without a trace. That was a deep cut for us. God, I fucking hate that song more than I've ever hated a song ever. That was like a DuPage County fair.

That's a long story. Come on, Dad. All right, you got another story for us? Dude, do you guys want to take a look at this video really quick? Yeah, let's do it. So Dan found the video of the guy in the car. This is from the first story. We'll post it.

Oh, my God. Dude, he is crazy. My wife doesn't understand me. She's the mistress. It's a guy. He's up there yelling. Take me now. Andy walks with me. She's the mistress. It's a guy. He's up there yelling. Take me now, Lord. And he walks with me and he talks.

I was afraid you had the video of him talking to the cop. And what was the over-under on his accent being ours? That's the moment where you're just, please just don't have my accent. To be honest with you, even if that had been in Michigan, I would have expected him to sound like us if they were talking to him. You did it, but I didn't. And then he joined you. In the middle of us breaking it down, you were like being him as a character

and you're like, well, god damn, I had to get up on the car. And then I started doing it. I was like, I guess this is the voice we're gonna do. Yeah. I love it. Are you guys ready for a second story? Yes. Alright, here we go. Sent to him by Raskwatch, at Raskwatch, R-A-S-Q-U-A-T-C-H. 53.

I've only seen a partial bit of his tweets. You never can see it. Like, they come and they flash. Just kidding. Raskwatch. It also sounds like an ailment. I saw like a... Oh, yeah.

I'm suffering from Raskwatch. Well, you know what? Put some Neosporin on it right now. Put some Egyptian magic on it. Shawano, Wisconsin. A Shawano man. Shawano man, one of my favorite movies about a girl trying to join a male's band.

A man trying to play a girl. A man trying to make cheese. A Shawano man. Shawano man. Was arrested. By the way, they could reboot that and make it all about like a trans. Like really make it about trans issues. Yeah, instead of that just being the whole joke of it.

Yeah. That person's actually transitioning. What a world. I could actually see that happening in 2019. Dude, how great would that movie be? The thing about that. And take it seriously. There's no side of that issue that wouldn't be furious about that.

Right. Yeah, yeah. Like all these free speech right wing asshole all right people would be like this is bullshit you see how easy it is and then everyone else would be like uh this is very problematic could have done another thing nothing funny about her community is like yeah we're really not taking the journey as seriously it's weird that it took till the third act for them to call him or her. That's how she identified. Because she's a they. A Shawano man was arrested

after authorities said he went to the police department to claim a methamphetamine filled backpack. Guys, you got that meth backpack? That's mine. I'll be grabbing that. Can you describe the contents of the backpack? Well, there's a lot of

meth in it. Just to have been the friend of his that? Well, there's a lot of meth in it. Just to have been the friend of his that he said what he was going to do before he left the one-bedroom apartment that they shared. Hey, man, where are you going? Wait a minute. It's a backpack full of meth. That's a two-bedroom apartment. That's true. That's true. Where are you going?

I'm going to go get that backpack. How do you see that playing out? His friend was probably totally down with it. They're probably just like, yeah, shales, they got lost and found, right? They totally got lost and found. And like, don't get it, man. That's where they put it. They can't even go through it.

That's a federal offense. They have to give it back to you, dude. That's what it was. Like your friend Chad and the flat bill. Look, dude, I read the Constitution. They're not allowed to. Just go get it back. He's itching real bad.

Just get the back back. Get it now. A lot of itching. A lot of chewing your cheek. Investigator said, Joel Mullen Romo. Now, Tony is from Wisconsin. No, he's not. Joe Mullen Romo.

Tony Romo? No, not like, no, he's not. I don't believe you. No, he's not. Keep going. He is from Wisconsin. So I wonder, is this Tony Romo's cousin? Is this guy going to derail his golf career?

He's killing it. It's unbelievable. And announcing. Golf career. He's killing it. It's unbelievable. And announcing. Investigators said Joel Mullen Romo left the backpack at the Shawano County Library. A library employee.

Did not say that. See? That would have been the very bottom of my list of places. This is very on brand. He got a math backpack. Free internet. There you go. That or a lot of breastfeeding. That's right. Yeah, there you go.

That or a lot of breastfeeding books. That's right. Even the internet. You got what you need. It's in the backpack. That's right. A library employee found the backpack Monday and turned it over to police. Prosecutors said there were how many bags of meth do you guys think were inside?

The small bags. Let me ask you something. If there was a bag of meth, would you know it was a bag of meth do you guys think were inside? The small bags. Let me ask you something. If there was a bag of meth, would you know it was a bag of meth? I would not. Yes, I would. This has to be something. That's because of what I used to do. I used to be a lawyer, not because of my accent.

I don't know how he knows. What kind of law did you do? I was a public defender. So you've been defending this guy. I've been to a lot of Trailer parties man I don't know what to tell you I've seen I've seen trailers explode Trying to make this shit

Anybody want to tell you Yes how many small bags Were in the book bag This isn't fair A lot Drew has like An inside track Come on man

You know what I mean Sandwich Sandwich baggies I guess If they were one hits It's a lot It has to be a lot But I don't know why He would package it for one hit.

So I'm going to say. A lot of thought in this. 140. Okay. I was going to say 100, but now that you said that. 175. Jay, I'm going to say 50. Okay.

I'm going to say 100. 100? Mm-hmm. There were three bags of meth. Why? This is where it gets you. Along with inside the bag, there was also a martial arts weapon known as nunchucks. Thank you very much. You grew up with me.

Nunchucks. They're not nunchucks. They are in my heart. It's real to me. Nunchucks. Meth and nunchucks. Meth and nunchucks. and nunchucks And you know He was like Maybe it was his friend's bag He's like

What's in there He's like You're num chucks Yeah Better go get it Meth and nunchucks Is a great like Rapping duo

Yeah Cadillac Jesus is opening That's right Meth and nunchucks Open up for Cadillac Jesus So he's For three bags of meth He's going back in there

So how dumb are you Or one set of nunchucks. True. How dumb are you that you leave that there? Or is that the meth? Most people, well. Could be the nunchucks. That's right. Yeah, nunchuck to the head and then you forget where you are.

Mullen Romo showed up at police department later in the day. I'll be down there in a bit. Quote, most people don't show up and ask for it back if they know it has a contraband in there. But this guy decided he wanted to get his meth back. Police Chief Dan Mouw said, M-A-U-E-L. I tried. I feel like every police officer's name is just like a guttural sound. Like, give a mow.

I think that guy was just like not worried about it. He's like, well, they've seen my nunchucks. I know better. They ain't gonna mess with me. They ain't gonna fuck with me. As soon as I get that backpack in my hands, I'm walking out of here. Try and stop me. According to court documents, he told police he had taken the drugs from his ex-girlfriend because he was investigating her drug dealing.

I'm working for you guys. He's on a case. He's working an angle out here. Thank you. As soon as I finish my investigation, I will be for you guys. He's got a case. Yeah. He's working an angle out here. Thank you. As soon as I finish my investigation, I will be back to you. So here's the deal. You guys want to deputize me now? Why do you think I was at the library?

Right. Right. I would feel safer in Wisconsin knowing there was a cop out there with, you know, a backpack full of meth and nunchucks keeping us all safe. He shows up. I'm here for the evidence. Yeah. Sir.

Yeah. Sexual critical evidence in that bag. Excuse I'm here for the evidence. Yeah. Sir. Yeah. Sexual critical evidence in that bag. Excuse me. Where's the evidence room? All those, the backpack that... I got a warrant

for the evidence I'm claiming. You are jeopardizing my case, chief. That's right. You want to compromise it? Against this bitch. You want to compromise it? Isn't this a plot

of a Martin Lawrence movie? Yeah, probably. Blue Streak. He has to break back into the evidence room, but it's diamonds. It's not meth, or as we call them where I'm from, you know, trailer diamonds. Yeah, probably. Blue Streak. He has to break back into the evidence room, but it's diamonds. It's not meth, or as we call them

where I'm from, you know, trailer diamonds. Trailer diamonds. Is that what meth is? Yeah. Mullen Romo said he had the nunchucks to protect himself

from his ex-girlfriend, which is also a pro. Hey, man, she gets the meth in her. She's a perp. Right. You gotta have some, yeah. And by the way,

I don't hit her with it. I just start doing stuff and then she backs away. Nunchucks are more about show. Right. They're the post, I don't hit her with it. I just start doing stuff and then she backs away. Nunchucks are more about show. They're the posturing of weapons. You let everybody know. They're the club on the car of your life.

Nunchucks as a deterrent, not a weapon. It just distracts her. He was charged with possession of meth. We'll get out of here on this. Police said he was on probation for another crime

and could face additional charges. Why don't you guys understand? I'm trying to help you. I am undercover. Yeah. You know, you're going to have to give me a long leash if you want some arrests in this case. That's how it's done. Yeah.

Let me go. Let me be the maverick that I need to be. You've got to bend the rules a little bit if you're going to be undercover. I'm working for you. So you want to self-deprecate? Go ahead. You got to break some eggs to make an omelet. I always said that. I'm working for you, so you want to self-deprecate? Go ahead. You got to break some eggs to make an omelet.

I always said that. I wonder what his first charge was. And use nunchucks to break those eggs. What do you think his first charge was as a former public defender or a current public defender? I'm going to say also meth.

Well, I was going to try to make a joke, but that's definitely what it was. That's definitely meth. A hundred percent. Definitely meth. He tried to get it from a firefighter that time.

Ah, there you go. I left it there. Story number two. There you go. Story two percent. Definitely meth. He tried to get it from a firefighter that time. There you go. I left it there. Story number two. There you go. Story two down in the books. We got the well-read dudes here. So happy with Drew and Trey. Corey, wherever you are, we are thinking of you.

You're here in spirit. Dan, can you tease what the last story is going to be? Yeah. A guy was arrested for a car sticker. Oh, yeah. I love it. I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac. I thought this was a mirror. That's right. Not anymore. That's what it said on the sticker. That, yeah. I love it. I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac. I thought this was a mirror.

That's right. Not anymore. That's what it said on the sticker. That's why it was arrested. We'll be back with more Dumb People Town right after this.

Stick around. Make a sound. There's more Dumb People Town. Hey, guys. Welcome back to Dumb People Town. Daniel, you want to mention any dates that you got coming up?

Yeah, I don't know exactly when this is going to drop. I don't know either. Just throw them out there. Throw out September dates. August. Late August you got. Yeah, okay. Then the 29th I'll be running my hour of stand-up at the UCB Theater.

And then in September, I think somewhere around the 20th. UCB Theater here in Los Angeles. Yeah, UCB Franklin. Go to DanielVanKirk.com for that date. And then also I'll be at JFL in Toronto. And then of Go to DanielVanKirk.com for that date. And then also, I'll be at JFL in Toronto in the third week of September. We've got the October 13th

Bell House in New York. We're doing live Dumb People Talk. If we can sell it out, we're working on the guest. We will let you guys know who that is. As soon as the guest comes, I think we'll probably sell it out and we'll try to get a second show. I'm going to go bananas in Cincinnati leading up to that. Are you guys somewhere guys somewhere that weekend we actually might we're in boston at laugh boston uh on friday and saturday never performed in boston i can't believe really

never done like a series of shows so we're gonna be there friday and saturday and then possibly on thursday in dc we're working on that as well so it might be comedy loft yeah figure that out dudes where can people catch you guys? You go to wellreadcomedy.com for all of these, but our next shows, so when you say this will be

within the next couple weeks or are we talking months? It might be a month, but we'll see. Okay, so maybe Little Rock and then after that all the big cities in Texas.

Chicago. Chicago. We're going to Wisconsin. Madison. Madison. Nice. A bunch of places in Michigan, or three places in Michigan. Traverse City, Detroit, Grand. Madison. Nice. A bunch of places in Michigan, or three places in Michigan.

Traverse City, Detroit, Grand Rapids. That's a bunch of places. When you do your show, do you guys all do stand-up and then do a podcast, or how do you do it? We all do, right now, we just all do stand-up. And it's like MC Feature Headline format, except, you know. Each of you guys do like 25 or 30 or whatever. Yeah. That's awesome. format except uh each of you guys do like 25 or 30 or whatever yeah um and we used to do a q a thing at the end but we had to stop doing that because we were getting too many like very uh depressing

questions about like my grandma can't afford her health care and that type of stuff yeah that's sort of thing because it's very liberal i know sometimes it was great but that's the thing and like they're being very sincere and you don't want to be like a dick about it but also it's like where's the joke right you're trying to close a comedy show that's right exactly

so we just had to quit doing that your grandma's fucked thank you very much goodnight everybody my favorite one of those this woman was telling a story in the middle of it she was like yeah

and my cousin and his dad they raced each other and they both died racing each other in cars and it was super awkward and then Corey goes,

well, who won? Hold on, hold on. And she goes, all of us. We all did. That's a great way to end. That's great. Thank you, good night.

That is an applause break. You win, thank you. We win and it all happened. Walk off, hilarious. So go to wellreadcomedy.com and check that out and you guys have books. Yeah.

We have a book podcast, all that. Definitely sign up. Right now I want you guys to pause this podcast, go over and subscribe to the Well Read podcast. It is so good. Again, it is something that is – it's another voice that – a voice that maybe you haven't heard that you should be listening to. Totally. One last thing that I will plug. We've done a couple of sketches for Comedy Central Digital, and we're working on another round of those that will be out later this year sometime.

So check those out, too. In the same area of what you guys talked about. Love it. I love it. These are voices that need to be heard as another way to represent kind of what's going on in the South, really. I think these voices need to be heard as another way to represent kind of what's going on in, in, in the South. Really?

I think these voices need to be heard. How many Southern people do you have who are like, thank God you guys do this because I'm sick and tired of people thinking of me like this when actually I align with you guys. Almost all of them who come to the shows, you know what I mean? Which there's a ton, like even when we're in other cities,

a lot, we have a lot of Southern transplants who have moved there. So we have a lot of Southern people at our shows, and they all the time say some version of that. Thank you for at least redoing this. You think about people who run for president who have a good shot are usually people who are progressive from the South. Right. Because they speak in a way that the people in the south are like i trust him he's folksy bill clinton and then at the same time they have policies

so we just we just did a podcast with i don't know where in the process of how it uh is going to shake out but i'm assuming his might be before this one drops with uh john lovett of pod saves america yeah and pod save save america and. And we were talking about it because someone gave a quote, like the police gave a quote, she is arrested on Friday. And we're like, what tense are you using? It's like when people say when they're talking about the past, so I says, you don't come in here doing this. And we're like that, there should be a new sort of tense tense there's past tensors present tensors future tensors pluperfect and all that stuff

folksy past like a folksy like folk tense which is like i says so i says and that would just cover it right folksy folksy past there's a, you know, internet phrase, whatever. It do be like that sometimes. It do be like that sometimes. It do be like that. It do be. That could be fall under the folk. Yeah, that's folk rubric. Folk tense.

All right, Dan, let's get into this last one. You ready? This was sent in by Dan Hasmat Suit, but coordinated separates, reaser, at S-O-W-K-R-D-A-N. What? I love it. Hasmat Suit, but coordinated separates. Okay. Reaser.

Love it. At S-O-W-K-R-D-A-N. All right, here we go. This is the story of a man. Named Jed. A man fighting for his right to tell the world that he eats ass. You got to fight for that right. Not a euphemism.

Literally wants everyone to know on the back of his truck He's got a sticker that says I eat ass Any of our fans listening right now It looks like it's a 98 Ford The square body one Yeah Right before Ford took over the truck world What's the payload on that?

A lot of ass Ass load, buddy What's the ass load on that? $15 if you know the record No bed liner either on that truck. It's not the way he likes it. By design, Dan. He likes it raw.

Baby, he likes it raw. He likes some roughed up knees. Florida man arrested this week for refusing to remove a sticker on his pickup truck proclaiming that he eats ass will not be prosecuted, officials said Thursday. Now the man is threatening to sue the sheriff's office for violating his First Amendment rights. This is some like, you know, my little home, small town of Rochelle, is known for this as well, where somebody...

Eating ants? No, they get a... I'm sitting in the capital of the Midwest, baby, Rochelle. There's nothing wrong with that. No. You'd be like, okay, we're done with it. You can go. And then they're like, no, I'm not going. Here's something else. You're like, okay, we're done with it. You can go. And then they're like, nope, I'm not going.

Here's something else. You're like, no, we're telling you. We're done. You're free. You're free. They're like, no, I'm double doubting on my end. Before I leave, I just want to kick this hornet's nest a few times. Can I do that?

Yep. So many times, like, you've just looked at your friends and said, if you'd have walked away right then, that whole other thing would have been done. We'd be fine. This night's over. So many times, my friends have looked at me and said, if I'd have walked away right then, that whole other thing would have been... We'd be fine. This night's over. So many times my friends have looked at me and said if I'd have walked away right... Yeah.

Dylan... That should be on the back of his truck. Dylan Shane Webb... Yeah. ...was stopped Sunday on a highway in Lake City, west of Jacksonville, by a Columbia County Sheriff's deputy who saw a sticker on his rear window...

That's the only place you would put it... ...that read, I eat ass. Yeah, Dan, it can't be on the front. That's my point. Dash cam footage shows the deputy telling Webb that the reason he was pulled over was quote the derogatory sticker on the back

of his truck. Webb then asked how was that derogatory? He's right. I celebrate the ass. In classic cop fashion question with a question. The deputy responds how is it not derogatory? I just got caught in a loop, just back and forth. It's just like a redneck Socratic method. The cop goes on to say, quote, some 10-year-old little kid sitting in the passenger seat of

his mama's vehicle looks over and sees I eat ass and asks his mom what it means. How's she going to explain that? To which Webb said, that's the parent's job, not my job. Yeah. And let me tell you this. My son is 10. He would not ask me. He would look at it and start cracking up.

He would? 10 years old. Yes. Yes, that's it. 10 years old. You're in the sweet spot. How did he not come back to the cop and be like, did the ass fall off the front of that? I hope you were like, officer, first off, have you

ever eaten ass? How do you not know I'm not promoting a beautiful thing here? That's a great way to say it. Are you anti-eating it? Webb issued a summons for what the sheriff's deputy said was a misdemeanor violation of Florida's obscene materials law. Dash cam footage shows the deputy telling

Webb that if one of his four children asked him about the sticker, he would be furious. I don't know why you have to brag you have four kids yeah uh i guess you ate a lot of ass to get those kids when the deputy told webb to remove one of the letters from the word ass to read as webb refused citing his constitutional right to free speech he should have done that He should have done that. He should have done that and then went straight to like, you know, a shop or something and just put, you know, I eat as much ass as I possibly can all day, every day. Fuck the whatever county PD.

You would think I'm from Rochelle, the amount of ass that I eat. As much ass as I can. the amount of ass that i eat as much as the deputy subsequently arrested webb and charged him with the additional offense of resisting an officer without violence can i tell you it feels good to like that this happened to a white person like there's just a moment where i i don't necessarily want him to get it but like at least there's a little equal uh mistreatment of like a human being from in this case you're just talking about ass eating that's all i know i know what you're saying but it's at the same time uh in my former line of work the whole uh non-violent resisting arrest edition it's just like come on guys you just you throw it on every single case yeah um news of holding the nfl you could call it on every play news of webb's

arrest and his sticker made news around the country. In a notice filed Thursday, prosecutors announced that they were dropping charges against him. Good. Having evaluated the evidence through the prism of the Supreme Court precedent, it is determined that the defendant has a valid defense to be raised under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.

Clarence Thomas is like, that's our right. We all eat ass. We do ass. What is it? It do be like that. It do be like that sometimes. Kavanaugh's judge rendered his decision. Kavanaugh's like, what is ass? Nowhere in my calendar have I mentioned ass ever.

I'm looking at my day planner from 1987. I ate ass on that day. Ruth Bader Ginsburg, young man, see me in my chambers. In the case of Webb versus ass eating. It do be like that. The first Supreme Court case that dealt with something like this, I think, is the guy who had to fuck the draft on his jacket in court. Really?

He got arrested for dodging the draft, and he came to court in a jacket that said fuck the draft, and they arrested him again, and he beat both charges. Hell yeah. Just like they beat him on the way into uh the prison yeah yeah in life he was a loser yeah um he did set a nice precedent they said the assistant state's attorney john foster wrote given such a jury would not convict under these facts webb's lawyer andrew bonderud noted one of my favorite musical festivals in the country

The Bondarude Festival Noted that the dash cam footage highlighted that at several points, one of the deputy's colleagues can be heard telling him via the radio Toe his shit So there's some other cop that you just keep hearing on the other side Quit discussing it!

That's just another phrase for eating ass That's true Bondarude said Webb's sticker didn't in it. Totally shit. That's just another phrase for eating ass, though. Totally shit. Bondaroots said web sticker didn't satisfy the rigorous standard to be found to be obscene, which he said typically refers to something

that is erotic in nature. How is eating ass not erotic? I mean, it's a job for many people. The picture of it, though, is what would be obscene. If there was a woman on all fours and a guy just getting... You've got a greased naked woman on all fours. I don't know. I would do a...

With a dog collar with a mud flap. The lawyer insisted, quote, The I eat ass sticker could be a euphemism for a number of things. Can anyone in this room think of any other thing that I eat ass could be a euphemism for a number of things. Can anyone in this room think of any other thing that I eat ass could be a euphemism for other than eating ass? Being a Detroit Lions fan, being a tremendous suck up to your boss. I don't know that I suppose.

Okay. Bondrewd acknowledged that his free speech, that guy's sitting over there in court. Just like, no, no. It means I ate ass. I eat ass. I sugar promote him I ate ass

I say what I mean And I means what I say Bonnaroo acknowledged That this free speech case Now all I can hear is Bonnaroo Was unique compared with Don't eat ass at Bonnaroo It's too hot

It's day one Honestly I did Bonnaroo this year It was great It's too hot. Day one. Guys, don't eat that. You guys made a Bonner? Yeah. I did Bonner this year. And honestly, it was great. You eat ass on day one. And when I realized, you also eat ass on day four. That's right.

Because on day three, you just turn into an animal. Everyone starts to smell good, even though they still stink. You're like, oh, this is all sexy. You reset. It's like Woodstock. Someone comes on stage, guys, do not eat the brown ass. It is not good. It is not good. Bondaro acknowledged the free speech case was unique compared with others he has worked on,

but said Webb was heroic for fighting for his rights. I mean, who doesn't want a heroic ass eater? I agree. This guy is a hero. I got to be honest. You guys have only given us heroes today. Right? This is like the hero version of this show.

If this was one party, no one would believe you. Guy standing up in his roof. Guy who's got an ass-eating thing. Nunchucks in a backpack. Well, the thing is, too, is in that first story, if you find out the cops have video, you are begging them to give you that video. Oh, yeah.

Like, you caught that? Right, yeah. Like, you caught that? Right. Yeah. I kind of need that. We let him go 10 miles. I mean, we wanted the video. Quote, I think it was brave of him to refuse to take down what he thought was protected speech. We'll end it here.

Bonnarood said, I think it showed courage on his part. I mean, American hero. let's not get after that you know like that is like we were going a little we've stepped over the line here just like he's got a right to do it and i don't think it shows courage i think he's got a right to put it up there it's maybe crass like you shouldn't do it he's like on the very fringe edge of what free speech is it's a little right but everybody's i mean we let calvin pee on anything he wants that to me should be taken off that's worse than i eat ass yeah calvin peeing on a ford emblem yeah because like it's not

really calvin that's why you're upset i'm really calvin it's a kid i just but play it out like what is the moment your kid looks at that Reads it Can read And know So the window of a kid Being able to read And understand And then understand What it means 7, 8, 9

It's probably like a 2, 3 2, 3 year window Okay so They would Mine would also laugh Because they would not Interpret it sexually

Right They would interpret it Just like He's a butt eater He's a butt Exactly He eats butts He puts a fork

on a butt but you could also lie to your kid in that instance if they were too young to understand and say ass is another word

for donkey so this guy likes to eat donkey hamburgers I think that'd freak him out more and would they ask you again

no not until they understood what it was but yeah those guys like that they always pull that shit

like what about the kids? Yes. And it drives me crazy. I hate that one. You know, as someone who has kids, I'm like, you don't need to worry about it. We'll take care of it. Right, exactly.

Don't worry about it. What my sons will think. By the way, it's a lesson about the world that we can't control. Right. Yeah. What if you are saying exactly what it means? What if you're like, yeah, that's a little, I don't know if I'd put that on the back of my car.

Does that seem appropriate to you guys? No. By the way, I was walking, I went to a Clippers game with my daughter maybe two or three years ago. We're walking downtown LA and not such a, where we parked our car was a couple blocks away from the Staples Center, not that great of an area. And we come to like a street corner where like the crowd kind of sort of went away and it was me and my daughter. And this guy is like screaming and yelling at this woman is like screaming and yelling at her across the way. And I was like, what is this relationship? It definitely feels a little pimp and, you know, prostitute ish what's happening right there. And I've got my, like at the time, 10 year old

daughter at the time with me. And so I got to see that. What am I supposed to say? Don't do that. Cause I now have to explain what that is. No, you turn to your kid and be like, that's not good. What's happening right there. Like, I hope nobody ever treats you that way.

And that sucks. And you now have to explain that moment. This is a teachable moment. Right. Teachable moment about acid. About acid. That's what today's episode is about. There we go,

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No, Drew. Drew Morgan Comedy. Drew Morgan Comedy. And not just Trey Crowder. T-R-A-E Crowder. Great. And what's Corey's handle, just so we know? I don't know.

Doesn't matter? I don't know doesn't matter Corey R. Forrester something like that Corey R. Forrester look him up Corey Forrester follow him too and do you guys have

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