Dumb People Town - Wayne Federman - The Podcast Referee

Episode Date: May 20, 2022

This week Wayne Federman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about marrying your cousin.

Star Beans Avenue Hey townies, welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. Population Fetterman. Wayne Feds Fetterman. How are you, buddy? I'm swell, thank you. First of all, we're starting a little earlier than I expected. I know. It's all right.

Is that fine? These are things that like- These are all good. It's like when someone on a radio show is like, it's a little warm in here, and the listenership is like, really? Who cares? Yeah. Okay.

I'm sorry I brought it up. We're starting- That's a foul. You got a Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry. I brought it up. We're starting. That's a foul. You got a foul. Five minutes and 15 seconds. Wayne Fetterman is podcast referee. Hi, Wayne. Hello, guys.

Buddy. Good to see you, buddy. You got lots of great stuff coming, but I don't want to talk about it right now. No. We're going to bring it up in the middle. I don't want to talk about documentaries. I don't want to talk about books. Another amazing comedian documentary.

Perpetrated by Wayne Fetterman. Perpetrated on the public by Wayne Fetterman. Of course. I don't want to talk. I don't want to push people to go get your box set. We'll do that later. What else don't you want to do? There's other things that I don't want to do.

I don't want to tell people that my son and I, while he's going to sleep, laid in bed and watched old Wayne Fetterman set. I have misquoted an old Wayne Fetterman joke, Dan, for years and years. I put one little thing. Doc and you suck in, and I would say get off in the staging. But he said, Doc and you suck in, get off the staging. I did an off. I think about your teacher a lot.

More than I probably should The one who told you about the definition of your name That your name is also a verb To slowly diminish over time We're just going to quote Wayne's jokes Quote of the way Fetterman Well guess what Wayne Wayne's jokes are smart

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Go for it. What a talented guy. Why do you have a whistle? I'm the podcast referee. If you get in an argument. Podcast referee. If you get into it. You're shaving points.

How's that sound? Is that better? Thank you. So if you're arguing with someone, let's say you get into it. You're shaving points. How's that sound? Is that better? Thank you. If you're arguing with someone, let's say you get into a little bit of a fender bender, you pull out the whistle and it's like. That's on you. I think that would. Fall on you.

My favorite. My favorite. It's a perfect. You also know the length. You don't want to get too long. It's a chirp. Well, but the chirp is that there's a foul right now. The long one is practice is over.

There's things we learn. Like, because chirp, chirp. You just tee them up. There's things we learn because chirp chirp is just being like knock it off. Right? Chirp chirp's like I see it. Stop. This is like figuring out how a dog communicates. Because when they're right by the door

and they just want to go out they're like and when they want food when they see someone outside they're's like raw, raw, raw. Yeah, you know your marks. So the chirp chirp is the. Chirp chirp is hey, knock it off. Now, do like three or four. And you will all know exactly what this is.

Okay. What is this? Dubstep. Fight. No, there's a fight. I'm sorry. Three or four. Break it up.

Three or four is like. Fight is break it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then some long ones and some short ones. It's like blowing yeah, yeah, yeah. And then some long ones and some short ones. It's like blowing the chauffeur. My favorite of all the referee calls is in football, the unnecessary roughness. Yeah. Because it's so benign.

It's like, that was unnecessary. That's not. Whatever you're doing. It wasn't needed. That's unnecessary. I mean, we're not saying don't do it. We're saying you're allowed to be rough a little bit. Right?

No, unnecessary roughness is arms out to the side. No, that's unsportsmanlike conduct. Oh, that's unsportsmanlike. Yeah. I think unnecessary roughness is like the forearm to the forearm. Yes. Whatever it is. Okay, ready for this?

Let's get it. By the way, that roughness, unnecessary. It was really not necessary. Not needed. We could have had it, but we could have dealt with it. We don't mind your roughness. It could be rough. Especially in football. We don't want any roughness. Of all sports have too much roughness.

The person's name? We talking about practice. We talking about practice? Their handle is AI not a game. It's not a game. AI underscore not underscore A underscore game. We talking about practice. AI not a game. AI underscore not underscore A underscore game. Not a game. What are we talking about? We're talking about practice. What are we talking about?

Practice. AI. Not a game. Practice. Artificial intelligence. This comes from the New York Post. Here's the headline. By the way, a paper started by Alexander Hamilton.

Really? Let's keep going. Wow. I'm getting married to my first cousin, and that's the least interesting thing about this story. This is the headline? Well, the headline is I'm getting married to my first cousin and then it gave away a lot of details. I wrote and it's the least interesting thing about this story.

He almost blew a foul on that. He almost blew a foul on that. Let it go. Wasn't this a song? I'm getting married to my cousin. I'm gonna break some social rules. Okay, ready? An Irish traveler has revealed that she is marrying her cousin, and they have all-

Please don't let it be Sarah Dunn. No, Sarah Dunn should go over and smack this person in the face. And they have all the best men anyone could need to witness the union. It's just going to be like a family barbecue. All their uncles and cousins. Was I the first person who had to learn what an Irish traveler is? Wayne, I felt like the way you responded, you might know. You know what an Irish traveler is?

Is that somebody who leaves a party without saying goodbye? That's an Irish goodbyer. Oh. I thought that was someone who's 15 months older than their sister. No, that's an Irish twin. Aristotle, do you know what an Irish traveler is? I thought it's when they travel, they put Baileys in their coffee. That's right.

Guys. What is an Irish traveler? I thought it's when they travel, they put Baileys in their coffee. That's right. Guys. What is an Irish traveler? The Irish travelers are a community within Ireland consisting of between 29,000 and 40,000 individuals. They're like Irish gypsies. They represent.

I know that's a wrong phrase. I know, but that is the best way to convey it. Nomadic Irish people. They represent 0.6 of the Irish population as a whole. I'm sorry for using the word gypsy. I apologize. No, you were. It is a good way to convey what you're saying, but you weren't doing it.

Blow it on me. Blow it on me. Okay, that's a one. That's a one. Now, that was a hearty. That was more than a chirp. I don't deserve that. He didn't get the whistle.

He felt like he got gypped. You can't say that. I was unnecessary. See? Unnecessary roughness on terms of what I use that word. And then a long one is how you know the period or quarter is over. I said the games at practice is over. Yeah, a long one.

They are traditionally nomadic, moving around rural Ireland, and providing seasonal labor as well as participating in horse trading and tin smithing. I mean, I can't tell you how much tin I have that needs to be smithed. Smithing? Smithing. I was the con Smith winner. And then another one.

Irish travelers are an indigenous minority who historical sources confirm have been part of Irish society for centuries. Of course. Isn't Tyson Fury's family like- Ooh, that might be where Irish travelers- I don't know if he's Irish. I'm going to look it up. I'm going to look it up. I'm going to look it up.

Also, I always thought it was an insurance company. Irish Travelers. Irish Travelers Insurance. It's a green umbrella, not a red umbrella. Travelers, long shared history, cultural values, language, customs, and traditions make them a self-defined group. Yes. And one which is recognizable and distinct.

I had never heard of this. Like, I'm reading this article and and I'm like, they're using it as a pronoun, Irish traveler? What would that be? Proper name. Yeah. Proper noun. Proper noun. So she's marrying her cousin.

Also, I think this group, I don't think they're Irish. Irish, right. But they're highlighted in tiki blinders quite a bit as well, this type of lifestyle. But I don't think they're Irish. I was right. They're highlighted in Peaky Blinders quite a bit as well, this type of lifestyle. But I don't think they're Irish travelers. Right. So these colorful, he grew up in rural England, but his roots are in Irish travelers. I've never heard of this subculture. Ever.

I have. We did a story. They're our Amish. Right. Kind of. Except for our Amish stay in one place and never leave. But they live a way of life inside of our society. It's like, yeah, it's like it's nomad land, essentially.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine if nomad land was a culture of people. It is. For hundreds of, if they were generations of that. This is 29,000 to 40,000 people. Right, but I feel like that's how many people live in their vans and stuff. Right, but I'm saying if that was generationally passed down and someone said, this is our culture.

Is this what the movie No Badlands is about? Yeah. No Badlands is about people who just get in their vans. Really? Frances McDormand. Oh, my God. She's amazing. It's beautifully shot.

It's gorgeous. Okay. When is she good in anything? I know. Right. This is the first time I've really seen her kiss. How many times does the industry have to say no to that? It's swinging a miss. This is the first time I've really seen her kiss. How many times does the industry have to say no to that? It's swing and a miss.

This is the first time I've really seen her act. Chantel Kylie. Chantel. Who lives in Rathkeel. I tried. You did. Is marrying her first cousin Jim in a ceremony that the whole town is invited to. I love it.

But wouldn't that also be the town they're just in at the moment? Right, right. You don't have to see these people again. You don't have to see these people again. But wouldn't that also be the town they're just in at the moment? Right, right. You don't have to see these people again. You don't have to see these people again. Okay, do you want to see this bride? I do. Of course. She is gorgeous.

This is also... She looks amazing. Let me see. I'm not surprised. That's ornate. Oh, yeah. She looks like a doll. She looks like...

She looks like a doll. It's like Anna Nicole Smith cleaned herself up. Traditionally, traveler families from the town spend 10 months of the year traveling before returning in December for wedding season. I'll be gone until December. When there can be up to 10 ceremonies a

week. So 10 months out of the year they're doing seasonal labor work and then they all come back to this town for two months, and you have to wait until then to do your wedding. So if you run a wedding. There's got to be a documentary about this, right? If you run a wedding banquet hall or facility, you're like, we're making our money in December.

We had a bad year, but we're fine. Sometimes you're doing two a day. Thank you. If you want to take your vacation for that business, you can do it. Do you want to talk about this? I know that you've got a long, steep history in Irish travel. Come on. You just keep asking every person.

Tell me more about the insurance. It'll come up in his Billy Connolly documentary. Chantel and Jim. Chantel and Jim's. It says Chantel and Jim's is one of them Can I just say something real quick Is this about the first cousin Yes it's the first cousin-ness of it all

Or just that it happens Two months a year I think it's the first cousin-ness of it I say this with affection The craziness of You're marrying your first cousin I didn't know about this subculture And then there's like weird know about this subculture and then

there's like weird things about this there's gonna be other things just just real quickly just so you know a guy named albert einstein married his first cousin really never heard of him i can say that i was traveling that wasn't smart he was slow the way he's relatively speaking literally that's a that's a theory of yours He was slow the way he said it. He was relatively speaking. Actually, literally relatively. That's a theory of yours. That was well played, Randy. Chantel and Jim's is one of those receptions.

The bride's family secured the engagement by paying the groom's family a dowry. So they still do that. Yes, say it to yourself. Write a self-advocate. Which on the low end is usually how much money? Dowery. Now, Irish travelers for a dowry. Remember, this is a cash dowry.

Yes. And this is in euros because we're in Ireland. Here it's New York Post already converted it to dollars. Yeah, New York Post doesn't want you to do that. I have it in US dollars, which is very strong right now. The dollar is very strong. It's doing great. I'm going to say at least $5,000.

$5,000. Okay. $20,000. $20,000. I think it's like a crazy number. I think it's like $13,000. $13,000. It's just a weird number.

I thought you were going to go $5001. No, I wouldn't do that. Because if it's less, you win anyway. It's not close without going. So Chantel and Jim are getting married in December. When they're back from the traveling. From the cousins. Laboring. Chantel's family secured

the engagement with a dowry, which on the low end is usually $54,000. Wow. So I was writing that it's a really specific number, but I was writing that it was a higher number. I was wrong. You were dead wrong. Five grand.

Sometimes. 54,000. Sometimes it can even go as high as $129,000. Oh my gosh. That's so specific. So specific. How much money are they making laboring around the country? By the way, and that comes in like a can.

Also, is it only in Ireland? Like when they spent 10 months doing labor work, we don't know, right? It's all over. It might be in England too. This blessed plot. It is perfectly legal. And megal.

Regal beagle. And megal. To marry your cousin in the UK and Ireland, but there is a big matter of contention surrounding the morality. But why would there be that? Why would there be contention? Listen, I love our first cousin. I love her so much. She's beautiful and she's

cool. There is no way in the world I would approach the thing of, like, it just does not on the most basic level. Your uncle becomes your father-in-law? It does not feel right. What if eight months into dating you had found out you and Amy were first cousins and you had not known that information at all? We can't do this. Really? It does not feel right. What if eight months into dating you had found out you and Amy were first cousins and you had not known that information at all? We can't do this. Really?

It changes everything. It changes everything. Sorry. Well, hey, people who have love at first sight better not be looking at their cousins. You won't be able to help them. You'll find somebody else. You have more than one soulmate in this world. But marrying a cousin is commonplace among

traveler communities and Chantel and Jim wanted to celebrate with a ceremony that the town would never forget. Look at these outfits at this wedding. Everybody looks like Harrison. The drip on these people. Oh, my God. Jeez. They are really, this is a wealthy group, these travelers.

Or neighbors. First of all. And the outfits are kind of, it's like Miami. It's like New Orleans. Or New Orleans in the 90s. Yeah. So I'm going to say this. They're moving around a lot, so they're all getting their steps in. This is their time.

They look great. Oh, excuse me. That's how they keep trimming. Labor is like a great way to stay in shape. Labor is a great way to work out. There has to be a documentary about this. Chantel wore a dress designed by her favorite, Thelma Medin, adorned with no less. We're going to take a little break after this question.

How many crystals do you think? Now, look. You saw the pic. Yeah, I did. How many crystals do you think she had? That looks like a crystal flower on her. Okay, so we'll think about that. How many?

Boy, you've got to give me your answer. Oh, okay. What do you think? Do I go first? Yeah, or go wherever you want. Okay, I will go 17,000. Wow. You're out. Yeah, blow it. I went really high. I will go 17,000. Wow. You're out.

Yeah, blow it. I went really high. Dan, that's really good. Dan, that's really good. 17,000. Dan, what do you think? What am I asking now? You son of a bitch.

What are you doing over here? I was trying to look up if there was a documentary on Irish triggers. Okay, guys. So she had how many crystals on her dress? You saw the dress. Yeah, I saw the dress. He said 17,000. I said 17,000.

I'm going to say 2,000. I feel confident. I'm going to say 900. 900. Okay, we're going to take a quick break. We'll come back. Find out what Wayne's doing.

We're going to talk about a great documentary made by a great comic about a great comic. Yep. And we'll find out how many crystals she had. Right after this.

Stick around. Make a sound. There's more Dumb People Town. Hey, guys. Welcome back to the show. It's Dumb People Town. It's a Friday.

We love giving you these Friday episodes. They're so fun. And just one of our favorite people in the world is all whistled up, and he's here. Wayne Fetterman, always involved in amazing stuff. There was the Pistol Pete project. Yeah. He just, every time. He was so, I'll say this every time.

Your own catalog of work. Your own comedy. Your work on the show Headcase. The scenes with Steve Landisberg were my favorite. May you rest in peace. I don't want you to die, but I just want you to get a good night's sleep. We know how valuable a good night's sleep is. Of course we do.

But you did an incredible documentary on Gary Shandling. It's so fantastic. It's really great. That's still available. People can still see that, right? Yes, yeah. Is that on HBO Max? Yes, it is.

Okay. So now the new documentary that is out, when this drops, it's out. You can skip over Legally Blonde, but it's okay. Oh, yeah. Amazing. I'll never skip over it. I mean everything. Curb, everything.

Beautiful. Can I tell you what credit is getting since George Floyd? What? His Living Single. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one you did and you get to. I had a recurring role on that.

I never thought it would be anything. And now it's like this sort of cult thing very much in African-American culture. Am I right? Yeah. So we were just doing our new UFC reboot of Cheap Seats called The Nosebleeds. And there was writing like sponsorship on top of the ring on on the mat on the mat and it was like a total 90s font for ray ray's coffee like really swirly around there we're like ray is that is that a real place or was that the coffee shop for living

single we made that joke it's back it's relevant what character we are in living single who are you i just this guy Stark I think. No relation to Tony Stark. No. Stark Industries. But he was a lawyer and one of the characters worked in a law firm and they kept bringing us back. How many episodes did you do? I did

three which is one more than the minimum for recurring. That's great. The minimum for recurring is two. Three is fantastic. Beautiful. Oh my god. I love it.. That's great. The minimum for recurring is two. Three is fantastic. Beautiful. Oh, my God. I love it. Well, that's amazing.

No, it's really funny. So fun. You've done a lot of stuff, and it's amazing. But I want to talk about the Carlin documentary because, I mean, Carlin for me. For so many people, George Carlin is the touchstone in what they grew up with loving, and he did comedy for so long.

I cannot watch that. You're going to see some footage of prior you've never seen. Okay, so the name of the documentary is? It's called George Carlin's American Dream. Great, and it's on HBO, right? HBO Max. HBO Max. Yeah, all of those, Max.

And it's out now. Mini HBO. Is there a mini? I don't know. I don't know, but is it out now? It's out now, right, On the 15th or whatever? No, it'll be out on the 20th. On the 20th.

Okay. 20th of May, everybody watch it, and Wayne's fingerprints are all over it, which is just amazing. And if you love comedy, or even if George Carlin affected you, or you were affected by anything he's done. You can see how excited we are. Sure. By the way, danielvankirk.com, you can check out all his live digital shows and the other stuff yeah doing and our shows super

scholars calm you can check out our patreon which we do new episodes of cheap seats cheaper than if you're oh god good oh I was gonna say and if you're in Iowa on the 18th come to the Red Bull soapbox you named it juni I can't believe 50,000 people it's gonna, what, 50,000 people? I think so. Insane. 48,000 of them drunk. Right. Okay. So now, when we left this goddamn thing. I wanted you to guess how many crystals she had on this one.

I mean, guys. We'll put a picture of her. You know that they're dropping 50K on a dowry. 2,000. They invited everybody in town. Right. You've seen it. What did you say?

17,000. 17,000. 2,900. I went crazy big. That's what's wrong. You did go big. Because the money was big. For you, otherwise you would have had to go home.

On her dress is 20,000 crystals. Wayne! He's not even gloating. Wayne! He's not even gloating. He's just nodding knowingly. He's just calmly nodding. You were three grand away.

You didn't even have to go to the whistle. Yeah. 20,000 crystals on a wedding dress. You'll definitely wear it again. Sure. It's worth it. Costco? The couple who featured on Channel 4's, this is the name of the show,

Big Fat Gypsy Weddings. No. That's what it's called. Don't use the word fat. It's really offensive. Right. Celebrated with a party the whole town was invited to, celebrating by cutting the bespoke Barbie cake that they had.

Oh, nice. Reflecting the wedding. Barbie's like, see, we get our hooks even in people who don't have homes. Chantel said, or Maydean said, I don't know who this is. They're really nice people. The girls are respectable. We always say the Irish travelers are like going back 50 years, but the Rathkeel girls

are like going back 100 years. I don't even know what that means. Here's my question. Does Nomad Barbie, she doesn't get a dream house? No. She has the car. Dream RV. She has a... and it folds down. They're all family

and I think that's how they keep the wealth in Rathkeel, because they just don't let it go out. So they just keep marrying each other in the town. Is Rathkeel the town? Yes, if they live for two months out of the year. All right, we're going to get out of here on this. God, 17,000. The bride opted for no less than seven bridesmaids.

For seven brothers. But it was groomed Jim who really went all out with how many crystals on his dress. How many groomsmen. How many groomsmen. Here's what we know by the numbers. What did you say? What was the language? She opted for no less

than seven bridesmaids. No less than. That could be 70. Well, I mean, clearly rules of marriage have no effect on these people what's up you want to marry your first cousin two cousins got married fifty four thousand dollars at least was given as a dowry twenty thousand crystals and the entire town is invited to a place that's doing 10 ceremonies a week in december wow does does how many groomsmen does the father of the bride do two speeches?

One is the father of the bride and one is the uncle. Yeah. Now my uncle's going to come up and give a seat. He comes back up. Key White goes to his seat. You lose a niece, but you regain a son. That was the best joke I ever made at a wedding in a speech when our friend Scott was marrying Sherry.

And I said to Scott's parents, I said to Sherry's parents, don't think of this as you losing a daughter. Think of it as you gaining a daughter. It was really a fun, hilarious gender joke that you wouldn't make, that you can't make today. Wayne, do you want to go first? Yes, I do, of course. You don't have to.

No, I want to. How many groomsmen do you think Jim had if Chantel had seven? I'm going to say I'm going to use the not less formula. No less than. No less than. I'm going to say no less than 22. 22. I think this guy went like balls to the wall.

I think he's like 46. 46. Yeah, I definitely think he had like 60 grooms. It was like, you're a groomsman. You're a groomsman. What does it mean anymore? Is there significance to the fact? It's like the slam dunk contest.

Right? Or like the home run derby. No one cares. It doesn't mean anything anymore. We'll get out of here on this. Okay. Watch George Carlin, American Dream. Okay.

Thank you. Cannot wait. I know. I'm so- Did you guys get to do like. Thank you for- Cannot wait. I know. I'm excited. Did you guys get to do a big premiere for it? We did. It wasn't big, but we did do it. A nice screening?

Yeah. His daughter was there, I'm assuming. Yes, Kelly. She's involved with the- The Shanling one at the Avalon was so nice. It was so great. Yeah. I loved it.

You know, I just want forever Judd Apatow to be like, Wayne, come and do this with me. You know what I mean? That's just why I'm going to knock on wood and say that that always happens. You're great at it. Not only do you handle it with love and respect. Blow the whistle.

Blow it on me. Not only do you handle it with love and respect. I won't stop. You elevate the game. You make it better. You just make it better. Here we go. Yes.

Ready? Yes. What were the guesses again? No less than. No less than. 22. 48. 48.

60. All even numbers. Interesting. Interesting. Jim went all out. Can we bet if it's going to be an even? Obviously, we all think it's going to be an even number. Sure.

Okay. So that's another side bet that we're throwing in here. Went all out with 73. Odd number. What's the point? 73. Daniel. You don't even get that many virgins when you blow yourself up.

That's 72. You get one more. In a jihad. And all of us were wrong in terms of the odd or even, but I mean, come on Dan. 73. You're groomsman 68. Remember what I told you? What does it mean? We're not even talking about the fact

that they're cousins anymore. Right. Everybody's got 20,000 crystals and 50k being handed out for 73 groomsmen. That's the problem with marrying your family is that you have to include everybody. You know how that goes. Well, if we don't give Uncle Cam. You already are. If you marry your family, you are included.

I'm not inviting Cousin David. Why not? We are. The rest of the family is going to be there. So then when everybody in the family says, we're going to this wedding over at this thing, Dave's going to be like, what? How come I wasn't invited? You not only have to invite everybody, everyone's got to be a goddamn groomsman.

What were you going to say, Wayne? No, I was just saying I feel like it's great odds for one of those bridesmaids to hook up with somebody. There you go. It's got to be a goddamn scroogeman. What were you going to say, Wayne? No, I was just saying I feel like it's great odds for one of those bridesmaids to hook up with someone. There you go. It's got to be. At least seven to 73. Ten to one. At least.

You got it at least ten to one. Right? No less than ten to one. And everyone knows that's the best time to meet someone at a wedding.

It always is. Because you're either related, apparently you're related to the person. In the wedding. In the wedding party. I mean, where do they all stand? How do they all fit under?

I have no idea. How do they all fit under the chuppah? Did you imagine how easy it would be to lift that chair? Exactly. That is the easiest goddamn chair lift. Because I've been at weddings where it's me and one other big guy. And an uncle with a rotator cuff. Three people, kind of.

And I'm like, and it's chairs like this. It's like tilting. They're falling out. And I've been at weddings where they had the proper chair where you could get a good... And then I've been to ones where it was just metal rods and they're just digging in. I've been in ones where they had the folding chairs. Yes, and then you're trying to

keep the tension out while also – you got 73 people. You can do whatever you want. That's nothing. You're crowd surfing like Josh Adam Myers in a goddamn comedy chair. Yeah, exactly. Oh, my God. Good story, Dan. It was fun.

Always fun to visit with Wayne. I can't wait to find the doc. Is there a doc? We'll find it. According to this, it says there is a documentary called The Big Fat Truth About Gypsy Life. Can we stop with the fatness? These guys are all thin. There are 10 great films about gypsies.

Okay. There you go. No, but specifically these Irish travelers. The problem with those films is that they never stay in one theater at the same time. They're always traveling. Well, yeah, but sometimes you go to those films and you can also get your fortune told and your pocket picks. That's wonderful. All right, there you go.

All right, guys, that is the show. Wayne Fetterman, George Colin, American Dream. I can't wait to see it. Go follow at Danny Van Kirk. Go see any of his live digital shows. Pick up some of those Dan Van Cookies. That's what I'm going to call them. It's the Hub City Cookies

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