Dumb People Town - Wayne Federman - Video Casino Machine

Episode Date: April 30, 2021

This week Wayne Federman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a joker style robbery.

Skypains Avenue Couldn't make this up. So listen to our podcast jam with co-host Armand Dan. Banders, don't be a jerk. Cause when the music gets the funny hits, we are gonna take you down. Stick around, make a sound, punk your downies, Dumb People Town. Hey townies, welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. Population you. Population Wayne Fetterman. Yes, yes.

Hi, everybody. We should say things sound a little bit different. We're split up. Randy. Why is that? Why is that? I may lie to ask. Is it too personal?

We can cut it out. We can cut it out later. Deep custody battle over their comedy. Yes. I am in St. Louis because I'm taking care of our mom who just had open heart surgery, but she is home and she is recovering. And, you know, it was my job to kind of transition her out of the hospital. But so I'm in my childhood home, in my childhood kitchen,

and we're still bringing the funny to you as best as we can. We split the scars up, but we don't split up the comedy. That's right. How much stuff from your childhood is still in that house? So much stuff. There's a lot in the basement. Too much. At the bottom of the stairs.

There's a closet to the right. Dan's been to this house. He has? Yeah. What was your reaction to seeing the Museum of Sklar? Oh, I think I was there for, what was that, the fifth night of Hanukkah? Yeah. That's the best damn. That's the best night. That's the best night. And we stood over

the sink and then you guys had something in a bag that we kept eating. I think our mom got you socks. No, somebody made something and you guys ate it the entire time we were there. It was some family snack that your mom had left for you guys. So our mom makes this thing called Mayfair dressing. There was

a Mayfair hotel and they had a salad dressing, a Mayfair dressing. There was a Mayfair hotel. And they made a salad dressing, a Mayfair dressing. And she makes it and then puts it into a big jar. So it was to make chips or bread or something. No, no, no. All day we're eating cauliflower, raw cauliflower and carrots, and dipping it into this dip. All day.

And shoving it in our stomach. And then downstairs we're just like. And that gave her the heart condition? And now. That's not a very fatty... Anchovy-based. That's a lot of mayonnaise. No, no mayo.

No mayo. I just remember old board games and a Cardinals pennant. So, Wayne, let me ask you this. Anything. One of my favorite things in the world is to just show up to the improv and see you there and just be like, oh, we're going to just hang out with Wayne Fetterman tonight this is what this is what we're doing i'm gonna hang out with wayne we're gonna do our set then i'm gonna hang out and then i'm gonna watch him and he's gonna

make me laugh uh i miss that i miss you buddy i really do miss hanging out with you what is going on do you do let me ask you this in this pandemic has the world gotten dumber since we last hung out? I don't know. I don't look at the world the same way you guys do. So I, I don't know if it's gotten dumber. I am actually believe the world gets smarter over time. So that's my, I know 180, 180 away from you guys. So, uh, but yes, I just was talking about this the other day that not only do I miss doing the stand up and whatever this personal challenges of each show is slightly different. And you have to kind of find the great combination for that crowd. And you're like, oh, I figured it out.

Three quarters the way through. But so that's incredible. But the hang, I feel just as much for me, for me. And I know some comics don't like the hang, but I just love it. I love the way comedians think and riff off of things. And it's just a really thrilling way. Actually, I think it's one of the reasons comedians do well on podcasts. Yeah, 100%.

Sure, yeah. Anytime you put people together, there's an invisible thing, certainly comedians, that just rises up between them. We build something together always. Even when we're just hanging out at the bar at the improv or in the back out in the parking lot of the comedy store or right on the podcast. Yeah.

Yeah, the improv. I mean, to me, what's fun is that I feel like we hang out. We hang out the same way we do now as we did when we were at Catch a Rising Star hanging out together or, you know, 25 years ago. So like there is this feeling that like the time stops and we're just trying to make each other laugh. And we're just and I feel like this keeps us young. It just keeps it timeless in a really cool way. Oh, my God.

Blood. Well, let's let's get into it, because, you it because Wayne's got a competing point of view, Dan. He believes the world's getting smarter. We believe the world's getting dumber. Our fans send us in great stories. One of the ways you can do it is just tweet at Dan O'Vancurk a story and say hashtag dumb people town. That way he knows who sent it first. So let's get into a story while we have Wayne.

Let's get into it. Let's get into it. Let's do it. Great. Here we go. Sent in by Alvin. I'd love to say this name. Alvin Cadabay at ACadabay36. What do we always say around Easter?

We always get excited. We just had Easter. Oh, yeah. We just had Easter. And the Cadabay eggs is one of my favorite things to guess. It's caramely. There's chocolate. It's delicious.

There's a little egg kind of thing. All right. There's an actual egg in it. There is not. In the Cadabay eggs, there are. There is in the Mayfair dip, too. Actual eggs. Here we go. A joker mask, a baseball hat,

a bus ride, an armed robbery. Can we do this as Carnac? A hundred percent. A joker mask. A joker. Do it, Wayne. A joker mask. A mask. A joker. Do it, Wayne. A joker mask. A baseball bat. A bus ticket.

A bus ride. A bus ride. And an armed robbery. Is that correct? Yeah. These are all things found in Diane Cannon's trunk. What is an afternoon with Robert McKee? All right.

Sorry. What did Charo say to the customs agent? Tell me you're a... Everything owned by a broke cosplayer. Okay. All right. How do you get into Logan Paul's entourage? Calvin Caddy. A joker mask, a baseball hat, a bus ride, an armed robbery. Okay. All right. How do you get into Logan Paul's entourage? Calvin Canvay.

A joker mask, a baseball hat, a bus ride, an armed robbery. Okay. The password to the sex club. No, I can't think of the guy. The thought that counts. Yeah. I blew it. The password into David Duchovny's sex club.

That's it. That's better. I was thinking about the guy from Silicon Valley, Middle Ditch. Top of Middle Ditch. I couldn't get it out. This takes place in Portland, Oregon, so that might make the headline make more sense. These things will get you

in the middle of the ditch. An Oregon man faces felony charges after he allegedly robbed a local watering hole while wearing a Jokeroker mask and armed with pepper spray and a bat so this is a guy who doesn't want like a class which is what's the worst class one or class three felony because if it's not a gun right if it's not a gun it's not a you're okay right i mean you're still gonna get rung up but the pepper spray says i'm gonna get

attacked right i need to protect you know what i pepper spray says, I'm going to get attacked. Right. I need to protect, you know what I mean? The bat is like, I'm going on the offensive. Are you guys surprised that more Joker mask crimes weren't committed right after that movie came out? Yeah. I think there probably was. What was that mask?

It was sort of a Joker one, but it was from a movie. Screen mask, or what was the Jabberwocky guys? Yeah, yeah. What was that mask called? Was there a name for that mask? I don't think so. The screen mask was a popular mask. Yes.

That like pulled down. And then there was the It mask, you know, the Pennywise mask. Yes. And then there was the mask from the movie Mask, the Rocky Dennis story. Right. And then there was Joan Rivers' actual face. Yes. All of those terrifying things. And then there was Jim Carrey actual face yes all of those were terrifying me

and then there was Jim Carrey's mask yes that also and then the man in the iron mask all right here we go Portland, Oregon

I want you to do a mashup of those two movies the mask and mask yes I think they should cut those two movies so Rocky Dennis when he's getting picked on

by other students should be like oh turn around and then do the Robin Williams thing. The Elvis impression. Harold Lynn Van Hooser. Wait, say that again.

I have a couple Van Hooser shirts, and they're great. You do? They're old school. I got them at Joseph A. Bank, and they're fantastic. Joseph A. Bank. Harold Lynn Van Hooser. Yep. Harold Lynn Van Hooser.

Well, we know why he committed the crime. His middle name is Lynn. Thank you. Faces charges. You know, maybe as a kid, it was Hooser the Loser, and it stuck, and then that's bullying. It all starts with bullying. It does. Out comes the pepper spray.

Right. And speaking of bullying, I've never seen a more vivid example than the Sklar brothers at somebody's bar mitzvah holding the microphone and bullying their way in. Oh, I know. It was embarrassing. Randy is okay with choking a bitch. You choked that kid. You choked that. You know who was that kid? Danny Winograd. Choked a man

just to get on the mic, just like Judy Gold did to us. I sent you guys a cropped photo. At one point, there were six little hands on that microphone at one time. There were. There was a fight for that mic it was like that it's like that photo of of donald trump and like the saudi arabian chic over that like yeah that orb yeah the orb the mic became all right you'll get it someday and yeah anyway i'd never seen anything i didn't even know you guys had that side of you where you're like we are not letting go of this and i was like we had to get it out as kids for inviting us to this facility i'm like

what are we what am i in the sopranos i mean how many sopranos 14 year olds can say they've run the light at a bat mitzvah three we're 13 first of all the answer and uh what your mom what did your mom say like about your energy then? Could she handle you? Yes. Yes, because you know what it was? We were more of a nuisance to the world than we were to them. So we didn't turn a lot of the rebellion in their face. We just ruined someone else's bat mitzvah.

We were up in their faces. We just took 11 minutes out of somebody's bat mitzvah. I were up in their faces. We just took 11 minutes out of somebody's bat mitzvah. I loved it. I couldn't have loved it more. Me doing like a you look marvelous. You really do. So bad.

Anyway, sorry. Don't worry about it. Speaking of Hauser. The loser. Harold Lynn Van Hooser. Yeah, it was almost a Van Hoosers who of who was faces charges of first

degree robbery, two counts of unlawful use of a weapon, first and second degree on lawful use of mace and attempted second degree assault. He was arrested on additional charges of kidnapping, criminal mischief, and assaulting a police officer.

But is it Multnomah? Multnomah County prosecutors aren't pursuing those charges at this time. So at some point, they were like, forget the criminal mischief, and you assaulted. Forget it. Let's focus on these eight charges. Yes. What, did he kidnap someone?

Yeah, forget it. All right, let's stick with the bat and the pepper spray. Gresham police first spotted Van Hooser as he was, quote, walking briskly, I love that, on East Powell Boulevard while wearing a clown mask and sunglasses on Wednesday, April 7th, according to a probable cause affidavit. So when you put the sunglasses on a clown mask. He didn't want people to notice that he was wearing a mask.

So the reason you wear a mask, Wayne, is so that it can conceal your identity. And then you leave the mask on, and that is the way people can identify you. Of course. You can pick that person out immediately. Of course. But the sunglasses, I'm sure, was a great distraction.

We were just like, oh, there's somebody there worried about UV rays. Exactly. Nothing to see here. Right. With the dispatch radio chattering about a bar robbery at Jimmy's at 851 Powell Boulevard, in case anybody wants to add that to the walking tour, Officer Hoker pulled over Powell.

TJ Hoker. Pulled over on Powell, sorry, yes. Spurring Van Hooser to pull out an orange and black baseball bat, according to court documents. Pull it out of where? Pull it out of what? That's what clowns do. It's like it was a bouquet

of roses. It was that streamer that never ends. That was a bat. That was a baseball bat. That's at the end of the bat. I've never hung around for that trick. It at the end of the bat I've never hung around for that trick he never hung around

at the it's the end of the bat out of his mouth he keeps coming out I'm like alright I've seen seen one thing come out of the guy's mouth

enough at the end of that is a Louisville Sparta a baseball bat but if the cop had waited one more he would have gotten the rings

yes so it's an orange and black orange and black bat is it a Baltimore Orioles bat that's what I was thinking. Cal Ripken spelled back had to be a leg. It was

Billy Ripken's fuck face. That's the bat that had to be a pant leg had to be a pant leg had to be a pant leg pull officer hacker pulled over on Powell. That's when he pulled out the baseball bat. The officer jumped it back into the car and Van Hooser brought the bat down on top

of the patrol car oh that's documents say cops love that also why not just run you're in a mask with sunglasses walking briskly yeah just run i know i love the brisk walk of like nothing to see here just a clown mask and sunglasses this is when it starts. One leg. I'm not bending though. One leg is briskly limping along. Hi, I have rickets. This is when it starts to get fun for dumb people.

Tom Van Hooser attempted to pepper spray the officer. Oh, but then said, quote, I'm done and laid down on the ground. So, okay, I took my shot like that i did it right did what i wanted to do right we've all made mistakes today i'm done was this bucket

list stuff for him like i did it that's all i wanted to do get the cop car rolled out of bat i pulled out a bat and wait did i get rob jimmy's that was on the cop car with the bad pepper spray the cop now i'm done that's like four things slowly oh no i walked briskly no i gotta start over we haven't talked about this in years but in dumb people the to-do list in dumb people town is always the best part right right and then they so i'm trying to think the sung sunglasses is my favorite aspect of this whole thing. I wonder if he must've had blue eyes and the eye, the sun is just a little too sensitive. If he was how far from his house, do you think he would let himself be?

If he forgot the sunglasses, like how to go back to go back and get them. Cause there's a point at which you're like, it's too far. I can live without it. Yes. I think it's less than a mile I think if I start my car in my driveway

and the sunglasses are in the house I'm like there's no human way I could go back to get it are you ready for more fun Van Hooser attempted to pepper spray the officer but then said I'm done and lay down on the ground right just like a tired toddler

I'm done just like I'm done i'm done and then limitated right and went to the yeah you ready for the real where it gets a real clown police confiscated the clown mask and then found handcuffs a pocket knife fireworks a hammer, and a crowbar inside a Popeye's fast food bag records report. Okay, so this he has a clown car of a Popeye's food bag. He most definitely does. How big is a Popeye's bag? They can be big. He's got a Mary Poppins fast food bag.

He doesn't marry Poppins bag. It is a Mary. He opens up the Popeye's bag. Out comes a chicken sandwich and comes the hammer. Guys, this is everything in a Popeye's bag. Out comes a chicken sandwich. Then comes the hammer. Guys, this is everything in a Popeye's bag. And don't forget, he already had pepper spray. Wayne, have you tried the Popeye's chicken sandwich? I have not yet.

I know they're going crazy. I know. I know. It sounds... I've been... We're doing it. Sorry, I'm in quarantine. We're doing it together.

There's a pandemic going on, guys. For our next live show. On our next live WDOT on May 22nd, we are trying the Popeye's chicken sandwich, the Kentucky Fried Chicken chicken sandwich. And the Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A sandwich. And I'm going to throw the McDonald's one in there too. Throw it in.

Okay. Try them all. Love one for Ben's. I did notice the Kentucky Fried Chicken jumped in the game. I did notice that. They did jump. Yeah, a little late, I might add. Yeah.

Chicken in the name, guys. Let's go. Wait, but so this guy clearly went there you remember he already had pepper spray and a baseball bat and now he's add to that he's got like a hardware store in there out of a popeyes bag handcuffs pocket knife fireworks hammer crowbar hey you know what's a weird fireworks fireworks is insane but it's like he's the kid in home Alone. So you know when the little engine that could. When's the last time you read the little engine that could? When it was age appropriate for me. Okay.

I read it. I read it. That's right. So they talk about all the toys that are in the train as they're trying to get up the hill. Yeah. And they're like, there's a clown. So maybe this is where this comes from.

There's a little ball there's a some other little thing candy there's like a pocket knife and you're like whoa is this yeah like remember when we used to just give those to little boys it was like a butterfly knife it's like the kind of thing that could like carve a teardrop into someone's face in prison it still happens in rochelle that's what we're giving the little kids to me. I hear fireworks and I'm like he literally wants to pop his own eye out. Yes, while

all this is happening, another officer who responded to Jimmy's, that's our bar, interviewed bartender Allison Venson and who told police that she had been robbed by a man wearing a Joker mask who had entered the establishment, threatened one patron with a bat and yelled, give me all your money. Wow. Per the documents, the suspect pepper

sprayed the man who was sitting at the video lottery machine and this guy's over here just lose in his day. That's a tough day. Tough day because he already honey. Where are you going? I'm going to Jimmy's. You're already started out bad. I'm going to Jimmy's. Are you going to be there? No, no, no, no.

I'm going to go to Jimmy's. I'm going to win some money. I'm going to... For five minutes, I'm just going to play the video. Don't do it. Something bad is going to happen. Nothing's bad.

I'm going to lose five bucks. That's the worst thing that's going to happen. Worst thing that's going to happen is I lose five dollars. That's the worst thing. And his wife says, Honey, it's a gamble. Right. Little did a gamble. Right.

Little did she know. Right. No. So he pepper sprayed the man who was sitting at the video lottery machine and ordered the bartender to grab money from the safe. When she returned, the masked man was gone. And how much money was missing from the cash register? So she goes to the safe.

I guess he uses. She actually went to it and got money. But when she came back, he just decided to grab everything out of the till. How much money do you think he stole from the cast register during the day? Right? Yeah. What's sitting in Jimmy's till during the day? Three thirty. Yes.

Tuesday. Talk to me. How much? I'm going to guess. I'm just throwing out a number here. Okay. I'm going to go $71. Okay. All right. That's very good. Jason, what do you think?

$163.50. Okay. I thought you were going to go $71 and one cent. I say $204. $204 is coming at me. Wow. $204. Okay.

All right. We will find out the answers right after we take a quick little break. Stick around. Make a sound. There's more at Don't People Town. Hey, guys. Welcome back to the show. We got Wayne Fetterman on the show.

Wayne, tell people how they can follow you and what they can pick up of yours because not only do you have great books, you have a great album, or you have a great book, you have great albums, you have just great stuff. The Wayne Fetterman box set may be the most,

it may be one of the most joyous comedy albums. Because you never record an album, but you had recordings throughout your entire career from the 80s all the way up until now. And I listened to that, and it brought me so much joy to see your evolution. It was a whole career. It just was beautiful. Yep.

The Chronicles of Fetterman. Chronicles of Fetterman. That's available, is it on iTunes and all that stuff? Yeah, the whole thing. You can buy tracks of it. You can buy the whole thing. Or you can just, they play some on Sirius Radio, because every month I get something from Sound Exchange.

Have you signed up with those guys? Yes. It's great. I'm kidding, obviously. You guys. Of course. The Sklars know how to monetize. Let me put it that way.

That's right. Not well, mind you. The Sklars have to monetize. Oh, really? Okay. But yes, that's great. The Pistol Pete book is unbelievable unbelievable which i love that what else can people check you out at are you doing any virtual shows and what do you know i have a new book out

do you even know let's talk about it that's what i'm leading you it's called the uh history of stand-up from mark twain to dave chappelle you guys are in it, by the way. I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The history of stand-up. No one better. I always hate it when someone who has no idea about stand-up and was like, this is the subject I want to write about, like just jumps in and kind of, it's like, I will always use this example. Was it The Fan?

That's The Fan. It was like a French director, an English director of The Fan, and they had like the guy, and there was a guy from the dugout it was like a french director an english director of the fan and they had like the guy and there was a guy from the dugout yeah the deniro movie and the wesley snipes so there's a guy so basically there'd be a guy take a batter in the batter's box and then the next batter came out of the dugout all the way up to the batter's box so there was no one in the on deck circle and no one thought to be like hey you, unless it's a pinch hitter, which I'm assuming every batter in this game is not a pinch hitter.

Correct. They're not coming out of the dugout to be the next hitter. You might want to get that right. If you're doing a fucking baseball movie. So the point is that people who don't know from the very intricate, like, what did you just talk about at the top of the show? The thing that you love the most, half of it is doing your set and figuring out the dials to figure out what the other the other half is hanging out with the comedians

afterwards and it takes someone who's done it for years and years to understand like if you think okay and i push back against exactly what you're saying yes because i feel like there's uh bill simmons never played sports and can write and talk about sports with great acuity howard cosell the name of his book was i never play the game and he was pretty good so i really like examples there are some but they're both thank you they're both entrenched in the world yeah i don't know i mean bill simmons less i definitely i mean covering and writing howard cosell Howard Cosell was more ensconced in the sports world but I will say I would rather get a perspective on comedy from a comedian who's lived through decades of comedy developing in the scene and whatnot so all right well thank you for saying

that yeah no I'm very excited about this book and now is it but it goes way back it starts around 1859 wow that's when uh with Mark Twain I mean before mark twain there was a guy named artemis ward he ran a good time irera and then we get from there wait i think dom irera middled for twain if i'm not mistaken he famously dom irera famously said to Twain, can I die from the thought of the talk? You. Can I die from the thought of having to paint the white fence?

No, what can you, do you explain in your book why Dom Herrera has turned into an old Japanese woman? He'll say it about himself. I love Dom Herrera. So do I.

I love him too. I love him so much. He's the greatest. So anyway, I was just somebody who's been kicking around a while. I'm actually, yeah. It's out now, Wayne?

It's out now, yeah. And it's doing pretty well. It's doing pretty well. People seem to really, and it's not a long read. It's only like 150 pages. I do the whole thing, the comedy boom,

the 90s with you guys, the 2000s, but even the 50s, vaudeville, burlesque, the whole story. So you cover sort of the Maisel area, the Marvelous Maisel area? Yeah, because there was five

incredible comics that came out of the Greenwich Village scene of the early 60s, pre-Comedy Club. Bob Dylan. Obviously, Peter, Paul, and Mary. That's three. Dylan is four. And Lenny Bruce. No, so it's Lenny Bruce. obviously about peter paul and mary yeah that's three that's three bill and his four and lenny bruce no so it's lenny bruce no lenny bruce is not that's one thing mazels has wrong

he doesn't come out of that scene at all no pre this post mort saw pre-comedy club lord there's five there's five that all started there who red fox bill cosby lord bill cosby's one bill cosby's the first one that came out joan rivers bill cox is the first one and then someone drugged me and i can't remember the right i can't remember this i don't want to make fun of that someone's listening it was horribly treated i'm not i'm not all right then um woody allen and then klein and car carlin and uh and and prior and ro Carlin and Pryor. And Robert Klein. No, Robert Klein's a little later.

I don't know why I said Robert Klein. Wow. So those five. Look at how well it worked out for Cosby and Woody Allen. Yeah. Three out of five ain't bad. That's right. That's what they said about Peter, Paul, and Mary.

I know. Okay. Three out of five ain't bad. All right, let's get back to this. All right. Before you remind it of everybody. Yeah, let's get back. I don't want to talk about it. It's the out of five. Let's get back to this. All right. But before you remind everybody, let's get back. The history of comedy

is the history of stand-up. Stand-up from Mark Twain to Dave Chappelle. Yeah. Damn. I'm so excited about this. From Mark Twain to the man who won

the Mark Twain Award. Yes. Very true. Yeah. Okay. Remind everybody that we have a live show with the Dobb,

Dough People Town. Oh, really? Why did I say Dobb? Dough Boys. Dough Boys. Dough People Town. the Dobb Dough People Town why did I say Dobb Dough Boys so it's Dough People Town Nick and Mitch who are fantastic on the podcast the Dough Boys I want everyone here to come and show up to this show

you get your tickets at danielvancurk.com or nowherecomedyclub.com we'd love to see you there it's going to be a great mashup of the two of us perhaps a Greenlee the poster is incredible and Jeff Tice made. And I just want to say this, and I want to put this on you guys on your shoulders, but I will say, I know the audience,

I want to keep doing these shows even as the world opens up because I do feel like there are a lot of people who want to see us live, but they live in parts of the country and the world that we probably aren't going to get to anytime soon. So these live shows are super fun. And based on the way the world is, if it opens up really wide in the summertime, maybe we do these shows on an off night, start doing them on Sunday nights or something like that. But this is something that we don't want to stop doing. But if the demand goes down and less people come to the shows,

then it's going to be harder for us to keep them up. But we would like to keep doing them in perpetuity. We'd love to do them through the year and so on. So let's get out for these shows. The more people come, the more encouraged we are to keep doing them. So that's go to NowhereComedyClub.com. Go to DanielVanKirk.com. You can get tickets for May 22nd.

It is the Doughboys and Dumpy with Tom mashup along with Chris Thiele from Nickel Creek and the host of Live From Here on NPR. He is our musical guest. Wow. You're awesome. That's incredible. If I'm not mistaken,

your debut on the Nowhere Comedy Festival or Nowhere Comedy. It was with you. It was with you. We opened up for you. I was the one that opened that up for you. You really did. Yeah, Wayne.

I will never forget that. So you did such a great night. We watched you crush it after we did like 30 minutes. You did. You were killing us. You were destroying us. It was so much fun. No, no, no.

I'm just saying. No, it's great. I'm thrilled to introduce you guys to anyone. I adore you both. Of course. And it was wonderful. You opened the door for us to be able to do these shows there. We've had wonderful shows.

And we love those guys at Nowhere. Love them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's keep going. Let's get back to the story. I just wanted to take credit for the whole thing. All right, so when we left, we were trying to figure out how much money was stolen from Jimmy's bar by this guy. Yes, yeah.

I was at 70-some. 74. You said 74. You said 162, Jay. I said 163. 50. I said 204. All 71. You said 74. You said 162, Jay. I said 163, 50. I said 204. Okay. Ready?

Does Ashley have an answer? Can she throw one in the chat? For sure. Throw it in the chat. Throw it in the chat, Ashley. You can't just write it. You have to throw it. You have to throw it.

You can write it in the chat. You can just type it in and hit enter. You have to throw. I don't see anything from Ashley. Here we go. Oh, Ashley, from ashley here we go oh actually hold on here we go james james says 50 cents okay 50 cents or 82 82 james says 82 all right here we go 82 50 uh if you're wondering who we're talking to and you're a patreon member you can come to a live mini recording via zoom you're in the zoom where it happens.

The amount of money that was stolen from the cast register was, and then we have just a little bit more of the story after this. $77 and 75. Oh, Fetterman. I guess you don't know this about me. I'd love hanging out in bars during the day. I like you.

What's in the way? You know, three things in this world, fast food, roller coasters, and barf line. And Leitnerovich. And Stan of Comedy. Dan, do you know that our buddy- And Pistol Pete.

There's a guy in Canada. His name is Dan O'Toole. He is one of the- Yeah, he's great. He's basically one of the two guys who hosts Canadian Sports Center. Yes. Those two guys are so-

Dan and Jay. Dan and Jay Onright and Dan O'Too And, and Dan O'Toole and Dan just instant met or DM does on Twitter and said, you guys should put together just a real or a sort of clips mashup, mashup of all the reactions to, to people guessing the age, guessing the money and just the reaction moment where Dan reveals it and we go crazy. That is funny. All right, sorry.

Van Hooser told police that he had committed seven armed robberies and had recently, when he said he was done, he's done. You want to know everything? Here's my book. Seven armed robberies and had recently been paroled after a Ninth Circuit court had reversed his sentence, according to the probable cause affidavit the most liberal court in the country the ninth circuit we all know that he explained that today he quote got the itch and decided to take a bus from aloha to commit a robbery far away from where he was living got the itch van

huzer remains behind bars at the downtown Portland jail at this time we will get out of here on this. Did I leave him in the Joker mask unless I don't know unless you're a

picture. I remember you'll get to hear a little bit more from Wayne Fetterman just for a patreon townies as he tells us a

dumb little story from his own life. It's a few minutes and it's really fun, but here we go. How old is Harold Lynn Van Hooser? Okay, here's what you know about him. Joker mask glasses walks briskly recently

out of jail swings a bat at a police car got the itch today likes Popeye's fast food crowbars, hammers, fireworks, pocket knives and handcuffs and pepper spray pepper spray and he takes deep offense to people playing video slots or whatever it was a poker it was all right that's how we fund our schools and olden tea all right how old how old do you think okay again I feel like I'm on a roll here, so I'm going to go 34. 34 years old. Jay. Jason.

I'm going to say. Ashley says 22. I'm going to say 40. James says 24. I'm going to say 47. 47 from Jason? Okay. 47.

I'm going to say 59. Jesus. 59 years old. Okay, run it I'm going to say 59. Jesus. Yeah. 59 years old. Okay. Run it back for me one more time. Wayne, what was your guess? 34. He said 34, right? 34, 47. Jason says 47. Randy says?

I said 59. Ashley says 22. James says 24. Okay. Here we go. 71 years old. He is 22. He is Here we go. 71 years old. He is 22. 71? He is 71 years old. Oh, my God.

How briskly was he? Yeah. Look at this gentleman. Look at him. Is this for real? Is this the media spinning this? Is this a sequel to Cocoon? Look at this gentleman.

Oh, my God. If that doesn't say I'm done i don't know what does he's got his life in his eyes is just the submission of life how many teeth does he have zero no teeth there are people with no teeth always look like they're chewing something he has a healthy goatee he has a healthy 71 years old man 71 and he's done correct me if i'm wrong but that's a military cut am i right yeah oh yeah yeah it's a lot of cuts dan you often reference the movie falling down i would say this guy is falling up to go back down yeah this uh that's our story my friends that is a mini episode with the great Wayne Fetterman

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