Duncan Trussell Family Hour - 610: Donny Rothschild

Episode Date: April 5, 2024

Donny Rothschild, womanizer, delightful bon vivant, and scion of the Rothschild family, joins the DTFH! Original music by Aaron Michael Goldberg. This episode is brought to you by: Factor - Visit FactorMeals.com/Duncan50 for 50% Off your first order! BLUECHEW - Use offer code: DUNCAN at checkout and get your first shipment FREE with just $5 shipping. Rocket Money - Visit RocketMoney.com/Duncan to cancel your unwanted subscriptions and start saving!

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patreon.com forward slash DTFH. Gang, I know today's guest is a little controversial. I know that a lot of you out there have a deep and probably justified suspicion and fear of what many are calling the global elite, or the 1%. On the message boards I frequent, accusations range from ideas that these people are involved in some kind of satanic cult to their transhumanists who are trying to manipulate the world population to cause negative population growth because they're aware of the fact that we're about to go full automation thus reducing the need for as many humans because robots are going to do everybody's job and humans are very difficult to herd.

Much more difficult than sheep, probably not as difficult as monkeys. Like if you wanted to herd, you don't hear about monkey shepherds because they don't exist because I'm sure it would be dangerous to try to herd like chimpanzees through a forest. When Donnie Rothschild reached out to me telling me that he loved the Midnight Gospel and that he would love to come on my podcast, I didn't respond. I like interviewing comedians. I like interviewing spiritual leaders.

What does a billionaire kid, a trust fund kid have to teach us or to talk about. And then late one night I was given a Porsche by some interesting dudes who pulled up to my house in a black van. This has never happened to me before. I have gotten a lot of cool gifts from you guys. Many of them are in my podcast studio right now. Most recently some beautiful toys from Wonder Goblin, the incredible toy maker. You should definitely check out his Instagram. But I've never gotten a luxury vehicle, a modified luxury vehicle. I haven't taken it anywhere to find out what the

actual value of the thing is because honestly I'm a little nervous about that. But one of the things that I've been taught is that by saying no to things, by not accepting gifts, you sort of cut off the circuitry of the universe. So with some reservations I chose to accept the Rothschild Porsche and on my first drive I noticed that there was a cell phone on the seat that had a sticker on it that said call me. So I picked up the phone called the only number in it, felt like James Bond, Donnie Rothschild answers the phone and as I'm driving around in this insane car, we had an incredible conversation and I realized this is a perfect guest for the DTFH. Here is someone who is going to challenge some of you. Here is someone who is going to ask

you to reconsider some of the misconceptions you might have about the global elite, the 1%. And I tried to bring up as many hard questions as I could think of, questions that I'm sure many of you would want to ask Donnie Rothschild, and I think you're gonna be surprised by his answers, which were balanced and beautiful and have totally redefined my idea of how I look at the ultra, ultra, ultra, ultra wealthy. I mean, what is the limit of compassion? Is compassion socioeconomic? Do we only have compassion for people who land in certain socioeconomic brackets,

but if you are born into an incredibly powerful, incredibly infamous family and don't have to worry about any financial situations for your entire life, do you not deserve the compassion that many of us work every day to cultivate? Obviously the answer is you deserve it. Everyone deserves it and I hope that you will have a little compassion as you listen to this conversation with Donnie Rothschild. And now everybody welcome to the DTFH Donnie Rothschild. It's the Duncan Tresor Family! Donnie Rothschild, welcome to the DTFH, man. How are you doing? Let me just say I'm honored to be here to talk to you, man. I'm a big fan. Everything you do.

Thank you. Everything. You've honestly, man, you've changed my life. I don't want to be that kind of guy. Really? You've changed my life with the don't want to be that kind of guy. Really? You've changed my life with the things you preach, the things you teach. And yeah, I'm just really happy to be here to talk to you, man. Dude, that is wild.

But you know, when you do a podcast, you know people are listening, you don't know who is listening. And so when your people reached out to me, I was kind of blown away to hear that a Rothschild listens to my podcast. I mean, you have to understand your family is, you know, it's the Rothschilds, you know, people are pretty, pretty, you know, I want to apologize. I'm sorry that they showed up at three in the morning in a black van and delivered the note, me requesting to come on the show. It's just policy. We just don't like to leave emails and just like a... I got lucky. I got lucky with that because I was coming home from doing shows at the mothership and it freaked me out because theber lets me out and there's this like weird black van sitting in front of my house

But you know your assistant super cool funny He's like he calmed me down right away and then like he's like yeah, dude what wild I mean that and also I Hope you don't mind that I just say it. Thank you. I've gotten a lot of gifts over the course of podcasting, but no one's given me a Porsche. So dude, are you kidding me? Dude, it's not a big deal. I have like nine of them. And I, cause I remember when I was a kid

and I got my first car, it was a Mercedes C-Class. And I just remember the feeling of my other classmates, the judgment of me not having a Porsche. And then when I found out you don't drive a Porsche, I was thinking to myself, I was like, man, the judgment Duncan must be getting, even though he does all this good work, I want to help him and actually make him feel included into the family. He did. Because I truly believe everybody deserves a Porsche.

Man, I mean, yeah, after driving this thing, I feel that way too. And you know, I don't want to, like, I feel weird about how, how good it makes me feel driving that thing around. And I will be honest, a lot of the comedians I work with have, like, really nice sports cars. And, you know, I kind of it did feel weird pulling up into the parking lot, you know and just like a basic bitch Mercedes, you know, and they feel little they weren't

Yeah, they wouldn't say anything They acted like they thought it was cool. But now and everyone's like, holy shit, man. I mean, this is like no judge. This is a nice customized the sound system isn't I Mean, I feel like I'm at every time I get in there. I feel like I'm at a rave. It's nuts This is a nice customized, the sound system is, I mean, I feel like I'm at, every time I get in there, I feel like I'm at a rave. It's nuts. I designed it myself just for that, you know? It's just also, it's just like,

when I'm in my car, I don't know about you, but when I'm in my car, that's when I do most of my thinking. And I don't wanna hear the drowning out of like police sirens or ambulance. I wanna drown all that out so I can focus on how I want to better my community, how I want to better the world. And it's an ambulance. I get it. They're doing good work, but who are they really helping? They're only helping one person. Me, I'm, this, you know, over the weeks we've been talking on the phone

and via email, you know, I'm, I hope we've talked about this on the phone. So hopefully this doesn't offend you. You don't mind me talking about it publicly. But I, like so many other people had a preconceived notion about what the super wealthy of the world would be like. I imagine you to be, you know, people like you to be completely disconnected from society, you know, snobbish, materialistic, disconnected, and, you know and sinister to some degree. I don't know if you go on the conspiracy message boards, Donnie, but people don't say great things about your family. But I've been pleasantly surprised.

It hurts because, man, I feel like my family is like any American family. My family goes on day trips. Yesterday my pops woke me up. It's Easter Sunday and my pops woke me up. We flew to Mexico to go for an ostrich Easter egg hunt. We got to fucking cast it out. It was fun. We do what every normal family does, you know, we go. Yeah, I you know, I did an egg hunt with my kids

Where'd you go? Just the backyard just put some plastic eggs around. Oh cool. Cool, man That's cool. That's backyards are fun, too. That guy's are cool, too. Yeah, but like, we're just like you. And I think that's that's kind of what I want to do is just show the world that, hey, just because, you know, we're, we may be a little bit more gifted, you know, we may be a little smarter, just because we have higher education doesn't mean we're that much different. Right. You know? And maybe hopefully I can help others and maybe one day, in my dream, man, the day I die, I hope 20% of the population is driving a Porsche. If 20% of the population owns a Porsche,

I could die with a smile on my face. That's a lot of Porsches. It's a lot. That's a lot of Porsches. That's why it's hard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, it seems like in the culture right now, you know, I don't,

I just saw it on the way back from the gym today. Somebody had a bumper sticker on their car that said, eat the rich. Like, and you know, there's this in the culture kind of sentiment about wealthy people and people feel really angry. They think, and I know you've probably heard this before, but let me just say it for the people listening or probably thinking the same thing, they feel like the whole system's rigged. They feel like, you know, once you get a certain level of wealth and you're inheriting wealth, that you have not just an unfair advantage, an impossible advantage, that no one is going to be able to catch up with you. And just the nature of capitalism is that when you have a certain amount of money, you're going to make more money. And in a world of limited resources, that means that money is

flowing from the bottom to the top. So which is why we're starting to see this increasing disparity between the wealthy and people in different economic groups and that this is this is actually kind of dangerous in the sense that there's a lot More of us than there are of you You know what? I mean? Like no no amount of private security is gonna protect you from the whole planet. Yeah, and you know at some point It seems like they're the tension could get so intense That people are just like fuck it Why do these guys have all this stuff when we should distribute it among everybody? Can I just say one thing though?

I understand that sentiment and I 100% get it, but I just feel like a lot of people just don't understand the pressures that, for instance, I go through. I remember when I was 19 years old, my dad gave me $50 million to do my first big investment. I was so thrilled. And I was 19 and I decided to invest it in Gaddafi. I felt like Gaddafi had some good things running. I felt like he could bring- The Libyan dictator?

Yeah. I thought he could bring Libya back. And then- How do you invest money in a dictator? You know, you just, you, so we met up in Vegas, we, at the MGM, and we were just talking and I was like, he was like, hey man, if you give me 50 million, I can invest in my economy, you know, we can, we can like open up little restaurants, call them Donnie, like the TGIFs of Libya, but it's going to be my face, like I'm going to be, you know, like Donnie's chicken wings. And it was going to be really cool.

We're going to help modernize. And then two weeks later, those, uh, the Libyan, um, people. Rated, they found them and they killed them and boom, the 50 million was gone. And I got to tell you that Christmas, my father didn't speak to me. And it's like... I mean, he must have been so pissed. Yeah, it's that pressure. It's just at a young age, I have to...

We have these pressure where I feel like, you know, the poor, they're gonna live so free. They're gonna live, you know, they're just gonna have sex and, you know, fucking go to the movies just grease butter and it's I envy that I envy that I just I have freedom. I envy the freedom that poor people have I want droopy noodles in my pasta, not in my pants. Can't romance, cannot dance with my floppy flippy flapper. It's like a robbery last. Can't poke with a lip-op.

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He was really disappointed and worried about me. I guess that is a similarity. It's the same. You know, your dad was like, maybe come back home, you know, college. My dad was calling me like, get out of Libya, you know, they're taking over. And I'm like, Dad, you still might work. It's the same thing. You're doing you. Wait, you were in Libya during the revolution. Like you were there. Yeah.

I thought I could maybe convince them like hey guys fucking Donnie's Chicken Wings is coming like guys it's gonna get better we're gonna open up an IMAX theater down the street you're finally gonna get to see Avatar in the way it was meant to be seen like I yeah it's just yeah right all right so that's probably mean, I could see how that's kind of heartbreaking for you. Like you, you know, right around the corner was this new Libya. And the people, they were so frustrated that they didn't have the patience to wait for that IMAX. They didn't have the patience to wait for the convenience of like a nice fast food place, I guess. And I don't want to attack anybody the convenience of like a nice fast food place, I guess. And I don't want to I don't want to attack anybody. Because that's just not the kind of guy I am.

But that's like my thing about poor people. The poor people aren't patient, even though they both start with peace. Poor people are the poor people need to be more patient. Right. Because it takes time. It takes time to create change it takes time Yeah, so it's like yeah, you might be poor now But man if you just be patient hopefully by your like great grandkid You know your family are millionaires. Just be patient

Let us do our thing. Let us do our thing You're saying kind of you're you're saying like, trust the process process. Like, so this is nice because this is great to hear because, you know, when I'm in my more cynical moments, I look at the world and I know that data regarding like wealth in the world and, you know, I hear people like what's his name? Klaus Schwab? You know the guy who's like you will own nothing and you'll do you know that guy? Uncle Klaus, yeah. What's he? Well let me finish my thought here. You know I see that stuff and it just there feels

like a disconnect. It feels like he that you could say some of the things he's saying out loud and think that's really going to comfort people who maybe can't make their rent or you know can't afford or having to make these hard decisions about like getting their kids in preschool or getting medical care for their kids and food. When I hear stuff like that, it feels like, and I don't need to put you in a box here, it does feel like you guys don't quite understand what it's like for the average American, the average person living in the world right now.

So it's nice to hear that there's some actual plan. Can I just say, Uncle Klaus, like, I know sometimes he says some wacky stuff. It's kind of like, you know, when you go to Thanksgiving and your grandpa, like, you know, calls a certain group a certain word and you're just like, Grandpa, you can't say that anymore. That's how Uncle Klaus is when he talks about, you know, people paying the rent or going to college. We don't all agree with Uncle Klaus, but we laugh at it. We let him talk. He doesn't have much longer to live. So for instance, when you say people going to college and making college more affordable,

I'm starting a scholarship because I was lucky enough to go to Oxford. Because my great-grand, Nathaniel Charles Jacob, he was an Oxford man back in the 30s. He always wanted me to go to Oxford. I got out of a real fun experience. I got to go. I never really went to class. That's when I started experimenting with hallucinogens, hallucinogens, LSD, mushrooms.

It was fun, you know? I mean, that's a classic college thing. That's a classic college. But I thought Oxford, I always pictured Oxford to be kind of intense, like high pressure, you know, a lot of competition. It is if you go to the classes. If you actually go, that's what I didn't like.

That's why I didn't like, you know, when I was in the classes, I felt like stress. I felt like, ah, I don't like, I like the free spirit of it. So, you know, just cause of my family, I still got a degree, even though I kind of, you know, fucked off, as they say. Wait, what do you mean?

What do you mean you got a degree? You mean you didn't mean you didn't have to they don't just give you a degree at Oxford. You got to work your ass off. Well, you know, when you come from a family like mine, you can pull a few strings. A professor, we're like, hey, give him a degree. He tried and the professor realized he did show up twice. That's trying. And so I'm starting this new column. That doesn't seem unfair to you. I mean, like, you know, a lot of people, they go to Oxford, they are lucky to even get in there. And then they have to work their asses off. Like, don't

you think people might hear this and be like, what the fuck? Are you kidding me? Like, I almost killed myself. And Rothschild just like goes to a few classes and gets a degree. I mean, that's what I'm talking about. That doesn't seem fair. What is fair? You know, that's fair. I don't even know the definition of fair

off the top of my mind. But again, that's why I wanna help. Every year- Equity, I mean, fair would mean that's why I want to help. Every year. Equity. I mean, fair would mean that you and I have a level playing field. So if you and I are, you know what I mean? Let's just say you and I are playing four square. Or, not four, what's it called?

That game where you drop the things in the thing. Oh, Connect Four. What's that called? Connect Four. Yeah, okay. Well, you and I are playing Connect Four. And the idea would be that we're both, we have the same amount of pieces, the same number of turns, and so like it's, that's fair. You know, so unfair would be like, for every one turn I take, you got to take two. That would be unfair. So that's

how I would define fair. But can I propose this? Let's say you beat me with your one versus two plays. Wouldn't you feel better? Yeah. That would make me feel great. Did you just hear your voice right there? Yeah, I would make me feel great. Did you just hear your voice right there? Yeah, I got happy. So it's not always a bad thing. And that's why I want to-

Oh, I get it. You know, I'm starting this college fund where I'm going to pick three kids a year where they can pick any university they want to go to. I'm going to fund it. They can go to the class. Wow. They don't have to. Well, what if they what if their academics aren't enough that they could get in? Like, it's hard to get into these schools. It's almost impossible.

It's you know, you just follow me on Instagram. If you follow my Instagram, you know, like, like, like my post reshare at least one post a month, you're in the raffle. So I'll pick three kids. I'm going to send them to you. But it's a raffle? You're not picking people based on, I don't know, like scholastic performance, community service. You're just saying it's an Instagram raffle? Yeah, I want them to know the experience of what it's like to be a Rothschild. Because if you think about it, it was kind of a raffle of me becoming a Rothschild. You know, I was the seed that fucking, that implanted my mom's eggs. In a way, that's a raffle. So I want them to feel a real Rothschild experience. So yeah, it's gonna be random.

There's no age gap. Just chaos based, basically. It's just like, basically, like, it's chaos. It's like you didn't chaos. Chaos allowed you to be born a Roth child chaos is gonna allow whoever is lucky enough to get your Instagram to win the Instagram raffle and a really nice school, even though they may be what if somebody like, I don't know, is like not equipped to go to like Harvard or something?

Like what if they have like, what if they haven't graduated high school or they didn't go to high school? That's the beauty of it. They don't have to go to the actual class because I'm going to do what my father did, just you know, I'm fucking pay off some teacher and then we're going to get the degree and then whatever they do with the degree, it's up to them. So in a way I'm creating like little step Rothschild families. Because I'm, yeah, personally I'm in, I don't want to say, ah man.

Go ahead. And I'm sorry if I'm making it uncomfortable. I don't want to, I mean, I'm, again, I really have to emphasize this. No one's given me a Porsche before. And I am so grateful to you for that. You're clearly a very generous, good hearted person. So I'm not trying to do some kind of like Tucker Carlson style attack thing here. I'm just, you know, I'm trying to speak for my, my audience who I know, you know, some

of them are really struggling. No, you're just good. I just got a little emotional there for a second because as you probably heard the news, my ex, she, you know, she passed away recently. And it's, and a big reason we broke up was because, you know, we found out I was infertile and I can have kids. So in a way, so you broke up prior to the accident, we broke up prior to the accident. Donnie, I'm sorry, I have to, I have to ask this, I'm sorry to cut you off. If I don't ask this, people are gonna get mad at me. You listen to the show. Because a lot of people know about this. And I'm just gonna say what I've read. And this is maybe a good chance to help people maybe understand the truth. Because I know a lot of things get distorted online. But I'm kind of uncomfortable to say this, but it's already out there. Before she was your girlfriend, she was your nanny for 15 years.

And so, you know, a lot of people are saying that's kind of the implications there would be that maybe there was some grooming that happened. Or I mean, she was like- You could call it grooming, but I don't know, she's, she knows she knows me from top to bottom ever since I was 12. So like, it's like, you know what I mean? We've just spent so much time together. You know, she, she used to wipe my ass. So I why when I'm over at 12, she wiped your ass at 12. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had like a little, I had a little arm, I can't fully extend my arm back, so she would have to help wipe.

And so my thing is just like, so if she's wiping my ass at 12, why isn't she allowed to lick my ass when I'm like 21? What's the difference? You know what I mean? I'm of legal age. And what is age anyway? It's just a number. Well, yeah. I mean, yeah. Look, I'm not the jury here. I just want you, it's nice to, thank you for honestly answering these questions. thing that's floating around is she was I guess about to publish some kind of

unauthorized book on the Rothschilds and you know and then and now that book is not being published anymore after the accident. That's false. It was a very positive book about a family vacation we went on. Yeah, there was like maybe some negativity like, oh, you know, no family quorums, but like nothing. This is just the media speaking out of their, you know, their butt, may I say, because. Yeah. You know, every relationship, you know, has arguments.

I bet you, you know, you have a wife, you probably argue with your wife. It doesn't mean she's going to go out and write a book about your entire family tomorrow. So that is false. Well, I mean, there wouldn't be much to say about my family. There's not a lot of conspiracy or drama in the family. And again, she did tell her, her mom, that if anything happened to her, it wasn't an accident. Well, you can't assume accidents are going to happen, accidents that come out of nowhere, you know? Like even if you do say something like that, that doesn't mean that a normal kind of accident wouldn't happen. Tesla's melt. She was driving a Tesla. They malfunction, you know?

You know, the the the electric pedal sticks sometimes and you drive off a cliff and into the river and then the doors malfunction. You can't open it. It's just over and over. I'm just open it's just over and over. I'm just saying it's. But the glass wouldn't, I mean, the thing they're saying is the glass didn't. The, the, it seemed like it was non-standard glass in the, like someone had put some kind of very, uh, powerful bulletproof glass in the car so they couldn't break through it. Well, you've got to con- I installed the glass myself.

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You can't have both. You have to pick. So if you don't want stuff coming in, hey, when you're drowning in your car, you also can't go out. And the thing with her hard drives and all the research material being in the trunk and it was inundated with water? I don't know. This is not against you.

I'm so sorry. No, it's not against you. I don't do this kind of podcast. I'm sorry. I'm gonna answer these questions. I just wanna say. Okay, and I'm done with this line of- No, no, no, I'm gonna continue. I'm sorry.

Love my Porsche. How is it? Why am I getting assumed that I killed her? Women like carrying stuff around. That's why they have big purses. My girl, yeah, I like to carry her stuff around. She likes to put stuff in the trunk, her files are, you know, you know, bank statements. She didn't want that stuff just laying around. She always wanted to know where it was.

Same with my wife. She's the trunk of her car just filled with all kinds of stuff. And it wouldn't surprise me if there was a hard drive or some kind of data storage unit in there wouldn't surprise me. Totally. Again, this is why I think it's so good what you're doing. I think it's so good that you are, you know, having this conversation because I think if the conversation doesn't happen, you know, like the royal family, what's going on over there, they're not really having an honest discussion and people project on the unknown the worst things ever.

And so already, I'm sure everyone listening who probably initially was like, why the fuck are you having a conversation with a Rothschild? They're warming up. They're probably now like, oh, you know, yeah, it's a tragedy. And again, this is to me the real, I mean, aside from the awful loss of life and how much she probably suffered, because apparently it took a long, it was, it wasn't a great, I'm sorry, I'll cut that out. Your heart must be broken. It's true, man. That's why I'm starting this college fund is because our big last argument was about how I'm infertile and I can't have kids.

So in a way, me doing this Instagram lottery, sending kids to college, or sending people to college is a way of me creating my little own Rothschilds. I'm going you know, it's, and it's, and I'm going to allow, I might do this, I might not, it's just an idea floated. It's like, I might pay them extra if I can name them, you know, because of me and my ex, we had names for kids. So it's like, fucking market, you know, it's like your name's Marcus now go to college. But like, because I want to feel. What about, are you giving them them the last name too or just change the first name? You gotta have our blood to get rough child. We'll we'll stick with the first name and if we can somehow figure out blood Trans, you know transfusion or something. We might fusion. We might

Go there, but from right now, we're just gonna stick with the first name Okay, well, no, I mean it yeah, that's beautiful. Um, I'll post a link to your Instagram so people can go there and maybe, you know, you could really change a lot of lives that way. Now, I'm impressed with the album you sent over. So you know, this is a really cool thing. Let me just, let just pull it up here. On second let me find it. Sorry man, I'm not very good with Riverside here.

Where is that? Okay, media. All right. So, this is, I get the way you describe, or the way your publicist described it to me, and for some people this might be a little bit before their time, but maybe before your time, there was a movement called We Are the World, where all these famous people got together and sang this song together. You can watch the video, it's insane. Every famous singer in the world in studio Michael Jackson right

there singing along with Lionel Richie it was very moving and it raised a lot of money helped fight people who are dealing with hunger all over the world and so this reminds me of that the name of the album is we are all the same if people are interested you can go to the website, weareallthesame.com. And so instead of the- No, the website is actually wearejustlikeyou.com. Oh, wearejustlikeyou.com.

Okay, okay, got it. Okay, sorry, the name of this, the album is We Are All The Same, and this is the title track. So I wanna play a little clip from it, but the difference here is that it's not like famous pop singers singing this stuff. These are members of some of the most powerful families on earth. I think you've got a Bezos singing on this, you've got a Gates

singing on this. And so that's pretty cool because a lot of the tracks that I've listened to, the singers are really good. A funny little story before we play the song. We had the CEO of Deutsche Bank come in and the day he was supposed to come in, sing his song, apparently he went out late the night before, did a little bit too much nose candy and his throat was all mixed up. Hopefully if this album does well, he'll come on the second album. I just want to say we missed him because he has an amazing voice. Please get this album so that we can have the CEO of Deutsche Bank come on for the for the second album because it's yeah, it was It was a lot of fun making this

Do you remember what song he was gonna sing he was gonna sing he was gonna sing The song it was good. It was called The housing market goes up and down up and down kind of like a version of the wheels on the bus go round and round goes up and down, up and down. It's kind of like a version of the wheels on the bus go round and round. Oh, that's still like a kids song. It's kind of like a kids song, but it has an upbeat. It's kind of like an EDM song. The housing market goes up and sometimes goes down and sometimes goes up and down and up

and down. It's like a fun... Sounds bad actually. ... almost to educate people how the housing market happens. It's like, yeah, you might lose your house one day, but eventually you might get it back. Right. Right, right. It's easy to forget that when you lose your house that you could maybe get it back.

So, okay, so yeah, so this is the title track from the album. Do you remember who sang this? We are all the same. So we are all the same. This you remember who sang this? We were all the same. So we were all the same. This track is a little different. We didn't get a, this was right after my ex passed. I took a little trip to Ibiza and I met this girl. We spent an amazing week together and this is when I came up with the idea of the album. After an amazing love session, love making session, I asked her if she would like to be on the first track. So this is my, this is an exclusive, but we got married in Ibiza.

This is a Janice Roth child, my wife. This is her. Thank you. Congratulations. Oh my God. That's so great, man. Oh, that's so, you know what they say, when one door closes, another door opens. Yeah, when one car crashes, another one

comes off the conveyor belt. That's what Ford said that. Yeah, when one car crashes, another one comes off the conveyor belt. There's always another one on the conveyor belt. That's cool. So all right, we'll just go ahead and play this a little bit from this song.

What's the website again? The website is wearejustlikeyou.comcom and that's where you can download the, uh, you know, you can get this track, the album will be releasing soon, but you can get this track. Okay. On the. Okay. Cool.

All right. Here we go. You're the people of the world. We are all the same. People of the world We are all the same Money can I heal a broken heart take away the pain? Poor people of the world

You were just like me Human bodies slowly drowning in infinity Say Damn. You're tearing up a little bit. Yeah, I love her, man. She's great. You know what it sounds like? Her voice is incredible. That's incredible.

Her voice is incredible. Kind of a little like, Inya in there or something like it's that's a really great track. Did did you produce this? So. I'm going to just say I'm going to say it before, you know, it comes out, because I don't want it the same thing to happen like when you brought up the book thing with my ex. So I'm just gonna say, he did he help produce the track. But this was, yeah, this was all before the sex trafficking stuff.

This was all before all of, I had no, you know, I had no idea. I had no idea that was going on. Yeah, did I hear screams in rooms? Sure, but you know, who Did I hear screams in rooms? Sure. But who hasn't heard screams in rooms? So I had P Diddy produce this track, but then once all that stuff information came out about

it, we got other producers to produce the other tracks. I'm not a technical producer. I'm more of a vibe guy. I'm the guy in the studio that goes, I like that. I don't like that. I like that, you know, that kind of guy. Yeah, no, I mean, what do they say? The and who holds the brush is not always the parent and Yeah, and you need you need that the tastemaker Was it what was it like working with P Diddy? He's a, he's handsy. I would say he's very handsy.

So you are there was like a sense that maybe Yeah. something was Yeah, he's very, yeah, very just touchy, very, you know, just, he was very friendly. And At first I was like, well, I've never met this guy, but I could maybe be really good friends with him. Then I realized, oh, he might want to be more than friends with me.

Maybe in a different time, I would be up for that, but I just met my new wife, Janice. I'm not going to do that to her. So I had to set boundaries. I was like, Jenny, stop touching my leg, you silly man. You silly goose. I mean, yeah, honestly, if I didn't know anything about the stuff that's coming out right now and B. Diddy was flirting with me, it wouldn't probably make my ego swell a little bit.

It's kind of nice. it's kind of nice it's kind of nice and we you know we bonded and you know afterwards I gave them so you got my ninth course I gave him my eighth course and so you can't even push to as a thank you and then we went you know driving and we drove to the beach together we took a long walk on the beach and I you know and so I felt a little responsible because I felt like oh, maybe i'm leading him on, you know, and then So when I got a little touchy feely, I had to go like, you know, I go fucking p-ditty It's fucking slow down man. We're just you friend zone p-ditty You friends know p-ditty. What can I say? I'm a charmer

Duncan i'm a charmer. Yep I get it you I mean no I'm a charmer. Duncan, I'm a charmer. Yep. I get it. I mean, no, I get it. And by the way, before I forget, thank you so much on behalf of my kids. Those DARPA dogs that you sent over, I've always been creeped out watching them online, because they look scary.

But the ones you sent over are freaking cool. They're pastel colors. They're soft for kids. And they've got some kind of AI in them that makes them act like puppies. And you can ride them. It is so funny. In the morning, the kids just ride around the house

on these DARpa dogs. And it's hilarious. They chase each other. And that button that they can press that makes the like a horse sound. It's so, it's adorable. Self charging. They're self charging. Thank you.

You're welcome. Those things are crazy. Just make sure, because we had an incident with my family. Right now it's on puppy settings, so that's why they're so friendly. But the chip for that model I sent you, it is for a pit bull, like a security pit bull. So just every two months, just reset the dog so it stays in that puppy age, in the friendly age. Because if not, we had a buddy of mine, I gifted the dog so it stays in that puppy age, in the friendly age. Because if not, OK, we had a buddy of mine, I gifted the dog and I told him up front,

I said, just make sure to reset it. And he forgot to. And the kid lost a few fingers. The kid's fine. The kid's fine. Can you hold on just one? Can you hold on one second? I'm just going to like just because the kids are in the house on the dogs right now, probably just tell my wife to reset. Hold on one second. I'll be I my wife to reset. Perfect. Hold on one second. I'm going to be right back. Hold on one second.

Babe? Planet total. Yeah, that would be bad. Yeah. Yeah, we'll fly. Yeah, the jet leaves at four. And then we'll, yeah, we're landing in Paris. Hey, I'm sorry.

Just real quick. I'm just telling Jenna something. The jet leaves at four. We'll be at Paris. And I have to leave the next morning. Just you know, do some business Dublin and I'll come back the next time. All right. I want to I'll talk to you later.

Love you I'm sorry. No, you're good. Well, they you know, I'm glad I told you that just just just set a reminder on your phone Just every every two months just reset it. I Would have been cool if you turned me I'm sorry. I just have a lot going on in my mind, you know, you're busy Okay, so here's something we both have, we definitely have in common. We you and I are both very, very excited about the Elden Ring DLC. It's coming out in June. And I am so psyched. This game, it's my favorite game. I've been trying not to play because I get addicted to video games

But I'm going back on the sauce as soon as that comes out. I've got to play it. So I What are your thoughts on the DLC? I'm the previews look incredible. I'm so bummed because Yeah, my uncle's making me go to the Bohemian Grove that week Why yeah and Well bring your ps5 Michael's making me go to the Bohemian Grove that week. What? Yeah. And... Well, bring your PS5.

I bring mine in the house. They're electronics and they're not allowed. Let's just say that. Yeah, electronics are not allowed. Because they want you to be there. They want you to be fully immersed in the sacrifice and then the ritual. The sacrifice? What are you fucking talking about, man?

Like the theatrics of a sacrifice, you know? The whole theatrics of... Let me just wait, hold on. You really need to be very clear here because this is another thing people are up in arms about. People breaking into the Bohemian Grove, they film that weird owl owl fucking thing and people think that there's an actual human sacrifice That happens at the bohemian grove when you just said sacrifice and I know you must not have meant human Sacrifice, so you should be clear that you didn't mean they're not killing anybody. We're not During the ceremony No one do you want me to delete that part? No, no, no just during the ceremony. Let's just say no one. Do you want me to delete that part? No, no, no.

During the ceremony, let's just say no one is dying then. So no one dies. People die. Is what I, Donnie, I think I don't think you mean that. And so I'm going to go back. Just delete it. Just delete it. Just delete it. Just delete it.

Because it's not a real sacrifice. The owl's name Hootie. That's fun. Hootie and the Boyfriend. Nothing menacing. But yeah, they just want us to go there. It's like summer camp. It's like a boys club. They just want us to be there together in community. So I'm going to unfortunately miss the DLC. But when I get back, I'm going, hopefully I have the spirit of Hootie in community. So I'm gonna unfortunately miss the DLC, but when I get back, I'm going, hopefully I have the spirit of Hootie and me. And then we can- Yeah. Shadow of the Earth tree, baby. Yes, sir. There's some owls in that Earth tree.

Yes, sir. I'm so excited. I'm lucky, I'm living Texas right now. And we're about to have an eclipse. It's going to be a total eclipse for three minutes in the middle of the day. My kids are so excited. And we are the whole family's planning on going out having a kind of eclipse picnic. I've been teaching the kids school they're teaching them about the eclipse. And I'm just curious if you have any eclipse plans. I'm gonna be staying inside I'm gonna I'm gonna you don't want to see the eclipse

No, I'm gonna I'm gonna be staying me and my family we we have a little underground kind of bunker thing We're gonna we're gonna just, we're gonna go in. Why? It just, it seems, it seems like something will happen. Yeah, the moon's gonna get in the way of the sun and it's gonna blot out the sun for three minutes and then the sun will come back.

Yeah, well, it also seems like other things are going to get in the way of other... You live in Austin, correct? Yeah. I know your kids probably won't like it, but they have the new dog. Just stay inside. I would stay inside and just play with the robotic dogs instead. Just show them a video tomorrow, the next day on. And just show them a video tomorrow, the next day on YouTube.

Just show them a video. It just... But it's just a normal, these events happen all like... They don't happen all the time, do they though? This is a once in a time event. Yeah. And if you know something about my family, you know, time event. Yeah. And if you know something about my family, you know, you guys have been around for around and we've seen a lot of one time events

and they usually don't end, you know, well. So I would say during the eclipse, you're saying it's stay inside danger And that's as a friend to you. Like if anybody else wants to go, you know, do you, it's a free country. And just as a friend, because I feel like we've bonded and we're, you know, you have a Porsche, I have a Porsche. We're like very similar guys. I just, I want you to be okay. We love Elden Wright.

We love Elden Wright. You know, we were just, I just want you to be okay. Okay. I have want you to be okay Okay, I have to talk to the wife about it, I mean the kids are really we were gonna do like a clip Stands I do that. I'll send a I'll send a camera and we'll get you a big TV and you can watch it from the comfort of your home Yeah, we got a TV, you know. Well, I'll send you a T. I'll send you a, I'll send you a, I saw your car and then I sent you a Porsche.

I, you know, you show me your TV, I'll send you a new one, you know. Okay. I'm not going to say no, Dottie. Thank you. Okay. Thank you. I guess we're on our time here.

This has been a joy talking to you and a relief because, you know, I, I, I'll admit, I kind of got sucked into the hysteria around the global elite, uh, the, the conspiracy theories about like depopulation, the like getting rich off of war, all this stuff. I just say depopulation, we're not doing that. Would it be nicer if there was less traffic? Sure. Yes.

Would it be nicer if I went to a ball game? It was just me watching the whole game in the stands by myself and I could yell out the players like fucking you know Fuck, I'm wrong. Make this make the fucking shit like and have that personal collection a private a private game sure, but yeah We're not doing any of that that crap. Let me just say that The thing that my family is trying to hurt, you know, poor's is sick. We, the Rothschilds love, we love poor's man. We love them. Yeah. That's not, that's, I think a lot of folks are probably going to be relieved to hear that. I wonder if you have any advice or, you know, a lot of people right now are struggling.

A lot of people right now feel like that the system is rigged. They don't have any hope of ever owning a home, ever having the resources that they would need to start a family. They have a general kind of like sense of like despair right now. Not to mention the geopolitical situation in the world is so tense and it feels like we could be on the precipice of world war three so from from your perspective and i i know we we are the same at heart but from your perspective do you have any words uh for the the people of the world are kind of looking for a little help. Be who you want to be. Be who you want to be. Be who you want to be. So

that mentality is so let's just say you don't have a home. Act like you do have a home. Be a man. When you wake up in your car and you look around and go, oh, pretend the glove box is your kitchen and the back seat is your master bedroom and the trunk is the pool house. Build the world you want to, you want to live. And I think with, you know, with hard work, with, with dedication and by, you know, sharing my Instagram and liking the posts with a little luck, you'll be going to a nice university and, um, your a little luck. Yep. You'll be going to a nice university and your life will change.

Nice. Nice. Donnie, thank you so much. I hope that you, this has been a blast. I hope you will come back on the show. Anytime Duncan. I'm so excited. Honestly, I might get my kids to like your,

I might throw myself in the raffle there. And tell everybody where they can find the album. So you can find the album, we are justlikeyou.com. And yeah, the first track, We Are All The Same will be on there. And just because you know, like we did incident, we're finishing the rest of the album. So you can check out that single download the single It is free again Great. No, I don't want to and then the album will be coming out and that will be 49.95

Once that is out make sure to buy it buy it buy it. It's great. It's been 49.95. Yep, and Just because we had a lot of people working on it. And, you know, just, yeah. Got it. So, yeah, I'm excited to start this new music career. And then I'll see you on Elden Ring in a few weeks once I get back from the Bohemian Grove. See you on Elden Ring, Donnie! Yes! Have fun at the Grove. Have a blast and I thank you so much everybody all the links you need to find

Donnie are gonna be at Duncan Trussell dot-com Howdy Krishna have a great day a big thank you to Donnie Rothschild and the Rothschild family If you're interested in picking up this amazing album you can go to we are just like you you can go to wearejustlikeyou.com. A big thank you to our wonderful sponsors, support them, they support me and thank you for listening. I love you guys. Don't forget to subscribe to the DTFH and if you want to see some video clips from the DTFH, subscribe to my Instagram. I'm Duncan Truslett Instagram. They go from my TikTok and my YouTube, my Grizzler, my Grinder, pretty much everywhere. I'm just gonna leave you with this exclusive track from Donnie Rothschild's upcoming album, We Are Just Like You. I hope you have some Kleenex around because

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Poor people of the world You are just like me Human bodies slowly drowning in infinity Say Say, say Oh, people of the world, you were just like me Human bodies slowly drowning in infinity So stop of all the judging, stop getting mad at us It's time to let go of your hate and get on the love bus Don't need to pay for a ticket The love bus fare is free and love's a thing That makes the poor The poor, richer than a king

Richer than a king You are richer than a king You are richer than a king Richer than the king of kings Richer than the king of kings