Duncan Trussell Family Hour - 658: Solooooooo

Episode Date: December 22, 2024

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BREAKING NEWS! DTFH NEWS ALERT! Friends, this is a special solo episode. Had to do it. There's no way that we could ignore what's happening in the world. My loves, while you're out there fixating on Mangioni, assassinating CEOs. We've got a drone swarm over New Jersey. And if we don't talk about it, who the fuck will?

I got to tell you, friends, in my life, as a dedicated acid head, dedicated hippie, if I don't do an entire solo episode of the fact that we are having the weirdest thing as far as I'm aware in the history of UFO-ology happening right now while y'all are out there doing cum tributes to Mangione, there is countless reports of unknown drones flying not just over New Jersey, but everywhere. These motherfuckers are happening everywhere, all over the world. Argentina, Texas, Florida, everywhere. Now what I just played for you is one of the many facets of what we're going

to explore today. And it may be the most frustrating facet of the thing itself. And this is a frustration I think I share with a lot of you out there who are citizen journalists like me and keep your eyes deep, deep on the news. You work hard to do your research. You go to Reddit conspiracy. You go to Reddit UFO. You go to 4chan poll. You look through. You find what's going on. And holy fucking shit. This is blowing my mind. It's blowing my mind for a lot of different reasons, but I want to start off by talking about when it began, or at least when I really started noticing it. And this was when I was, I just got back from Hawaii,

I was in Maui at a Ram Dass retreat. Now, I go on the road a bunch. So, you know, I have time in a hotel room to lay back and masturbate while watching Forensic Files, but my wife, you know, doesn't get that break. And so somehow she managed, I feel like I had some part in it, she like was able to allow herself to leave just with me to go to the retreat alone. We usually take the kids, she's the most dedicated mother on earth and you know had a lot

of feelings about heading off to Maui but she did it and she deserved it. She's pushed three humans out of her body. My god if anybody deserves a little time in Maui it's my darling love. But so while we're in Hawaii, how am I not gonna like give her every report that I'm finding on UFOs forms? You don't think about that. Like where I'm thinking like my god this is like maybe the coolest thing I've ever seen on the news ever. This is a mom who is now in Maui during a potential alien invasion kicked off by if you watched a former solo episode, a prediction of an alien invasion.

And her response to it was, well, we should leave and go home. Now, I think that's maybe the right response, actually. Do you really wanna be like halfway across the planet if aliens are attacking? So I realized, you know, I've got to sort of tamper. What do you say? Tamp it down.

Push it down. Maybe not do every single sin or every single video I'm seeing. But now we're back. I'm back here with my kids and ready to protect them from the UFOs. And now I can finally get it off my chest. All the things I've been finding, all the choice nuggets I've been finding just for you. I can share with you if you're not into the UFO thing, then this is not the solo episode

for you. Go on, go find some kind of mangyoni fan club, rub your nips at the CEO assassin or whatever. But if you're interested and I don't see how you couldn't be in the fact that right now in US airspace we have an incursion of unknown drones, then this is the episode for you. And I'm starting it off with that press conference for a few different reasons. Number one, what the fuck? Truly, what the fuck? We live, or at least I live in a paradigm, again, I don't expect the United States government

to say everything that's going on, but their response to the fact that people in fucking New Jersey every night are having to deal with apparently car-sized drones zipping over their fucking houses. Their response is so fascinating, which is, we're not, it's not us, it's not foreign adversaries. Now obviously like what you could gather from that and what I think seems to be the most obvious thing that's going on is similar to what happened remember when the stealth bomber before they announced the stealth bomber so before they announced the stealth bomber people were seeing the fucking thing and thinking it was a UFO and then the government wouldn't really say anything about it so if I'm if I'm betting on what this could be, there's, I guess, two main broad possibilities.

One, this is some kind of experimental craft that we are testing right now. This place that they're showing up in New Jersey is right next to some kind of military facility. Kind of makes sense. Why they would choose to like test it over civilian airspace. I don't know. It seems like there's area 51. God knows how many other places you could test this kind of technology. I don't understand why over over New Jersey. I mean, it's a hilarious choice, by the way, if there's some deep state meeting

where people are talking about shit we've got this new like Zero and an anti-grav propulsion system that we've attached to drones with incredible cloaking technology Where do we test it and someone's like New Jersey? Let's just fuck with New Jersey and just just for the lulz just for the videos some of them are so hilarious I don't know if I could find this one. I'm gonna try but you know what pause it for a second Let me find this video because it is so funny. Okay. I can't find that one but my favorite ones in New Jersey are like people in New Jersey being like

Welcome to earth bitch. It's incredible. I mean it's incredible but the the the fact that right now, tonight, it will probably happen, there are these things flying over and no one is saying what they are is fucking nuts. Now, the other possibility is really creepy and you have to say it. These things, I don't know if I believe this or not, but if they're of non-human origin,

oh my God. That means that the government is like not really talking about it because we don't have air superiority over the United States. Now that's really spooky. I think it's important to note a few things. Number one, if you have a commercial drone and you fly it over fucking anywhere, especially near a military base and especially if you have a fleet of commercial drones that you're flying over a major city Then dude, you're done. Like you're going to get arrested the FBI is gonna come to your house like, you know, if you shoot And there's videos of idiots doing this if you shoot a laser at an airplane

The cops are gonna be at your house It's probably faster than calling 9-1-1 if you're in danger and for whatever reason like 9-1-1 can going to be at your house. It's probably faster than calling 911. If you're in danger and for whatever reason, like 911 can't get police to your house, get out a fucking laser and shine it at a fucking airplane and they will be there like they live next to you. So the fact, don't do that by the way, but you will go to jail, but the fact that these things in mass are flying over New Jersey, sightings in Brooklyn, and that is the tepid, bizarre response from the government says a lot, man. It says a lot. Now, one thing that's somewhat exciting, if this is our shit is that according to

Many of the eyewitness reports and they don't really make any sound They don't make a noise so that that says a lot like drones are fucking noisy man like So I what I want to believe is that we've like found some kind of like new tech and it's a dream which is some kind of like new tech and it's a dream which is some kind of Antigrav propulsion system which changes everything But the other possibility and I always try to make things boring so I don't get disappointed is Whatever cloaking tech or they've just found a way to have super silent drones Which is already fucking cool the same like stealth bomber style tech or whatever like these things are using that They're super quiet and the size of cars

That's the crazy the size of cars like the other thing that's crazy is these things will hover for hours And if you have a thing the size of a car the amount of energy it would take to be able to do that is insane So, you know if it's running it's definitely not running off of jet fuel. That shit's loud. It's not a normal engine. We know that. But if it's got propellers, you're going to hear that sound. I mean just think of how loud a tiny little drone is.

Sounds like a little hell locust. I hate it when they float around. Sadly that's the last thing a lot of people hear. This silent. Hell locust, I hate it when they float around. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz go off, just disappears. So that would imply surveillance that, you know, it's like somehow like able to see inevitably like people are going to come out when they see one of these fucking things and film it. And if they're going dark when people are filming them, that's fucking nuts. But let me show you some more shit. If you haven't tuned into this, I really think you should. Because though right now it is not getting the coverage that you would expect. I guess another way to put it would be, let's imagine actual Chinese drones started flying

over military bases in cities in the United States. That's all that would be on the news. It would probably start World War III. We'd be shooting them down, no doubt. But because these things are probably our tech and they're testing them or they're actual fucking aliens and we don't know what to do about it, it's getting like kind of tepid coverage. It's not a primary story. The Mangione CEO assassination seems to be like one of the primary stories. This is getting like, you know, little bits here and there in the mainstream.

But not what you... Even that balloon, if you remember, a balloon, Chinese balloon drifted over the United States. And that was like the top of the news stories. Like everyone was pissed, it was a political thing, why aren't we shooting this motherfucker down? This, you're getting stuff like this. Now, she is wearing a UFO necklace. Oh shit.

Have you seen that? Let me see if I can get a full shot of it. There it is. See that? It's a fucking UFO. She's wearing a UFO necklace. That can't be an accident. Right? Like, what is that?

She's wearing a saucer-shaped UFO necklace. I mean, any other day you come out and wear a UFO necklace, I don't care, whatever. But the day you're talking about these fucking things, you're gonna wear a UFO necklace? Or even something that remotely looks like a UFO? I don't know. Maybe it's like from the pit in the pendulum, the thing they used to swing over people, you know, about that torture device? It could just be that. It could be an homage to Edgar Allan Poe. But you know what I mean? Like this is the government.

So like, before you go out for the big press conference, isn't there someone who's like, you're really gonna wear the UFO necklace when you're talking about UFOs Or they put it around her neck and said here you go. You were the UFO necklace wear this They want you to wear this they've told us that you have to wear this but you know what I mean, it's it's at the very least That points towards something really sinister which is is number one, the most sinister thing is ignorance. Like, are they really so, like, nonplussed by what's happening that they're not paying attention to the fact that the only jewelry you're wearing above your fucking shirt is

a goddamn emerald UFO with a golden top? That's creepy as hell. No one would even notice that. These people are paying them to notice. The second thing that's creepy about that, are they fucking with us? Is that trolling? Is that designed to make weirdos like me ramble about it on a podcast? Is that a way of saying, fuck you, we know it's a ufo go fuck yourself Is does she know it's a ufo? And that's her desperate attempt to like dude. It's ufos Anyway, whatever that is is very strange and when you have something

This crazy happening. You've got to pay attention to every single bit of it now. I would like to show you somebody captured single bit of it. Now I would like to show you. Somebody captured, somebody did a time-lapse of these things. Let me see if I can find it. Hold on Josh. I also sent you the White House just talked about it and they put out a statement so I text that to you. I'll open that next. I mean look at this. Now this is really interesting. That one was cool. So check this now. This is really and that one was cool, so check this out. This is Somebody took it with a Good camera, and this is what they captured

This is the orbs because it's not just these like drones that from the bottom kind of look like airplanes, but they're not There's orbs around them, too. This is one of the orbs that was captured What the fuck is that? People are calling them plasmoids. I saw and again when I'm watching these and There's so many of them now, you know, you have to like kind of differentiate one from the other But these orbs are showing up and one of them shows the orb Turning into one of the drones, which is very strange. So one, you know, is it is it? What do you think Josh is this cloaking tech? Like is that some kind of cloaking technology that in other words? It's not actually an orb. It's a drone

Using some new cloaking tech that makes it look like that No, according to cliff High and the web bot, there's gonna be different UFOs up there, some of them probably us, like the drones, and then these orbs, which they have no idea what the hell they are, so now the government's coming out and saying, well we don't know what any of it is, but part of it is us

trying to find out what the fuck these orbs are. What they are? Yeah. us trying to find out what they are these orbs are yeah okay let's go back to reddit UFO which has become a wonderful repository of a lot of these videos check this out y'all again like you know this is not a sci-fi movie. Let me just do this is the fucking mayor of New Jersey Robust equipment is what the state police told us this detection equipment New Jersey is some of the best detection equipment in the nation I am told we are by far the most robust equipment is what the state police told us the detection equipment is what the state police told us. The detection equipment is up but not detecting.

These are six-foot drones that are somehow evading our detection. They are not being detected. I hear some unknowns and again they were very transparent today so some of the unknowns the state police says unknowns we have no idea where they're taking off from. No idea. What the fuck? We have no idea where they're landing. No idea at all. We have no idea who's behind them.

Because as I mentioned, they are not state and we are told it is not federal. We have no idea the drone types that I mentioned before that they stay up about six to seven hours. And if you're a drone operator, you probably know that that's a very very long time we know that we've gotten close but when we do get close the lights have gone dark and they have left the area and we do know that they are flighting as I repeatedly said they are flying over critical infrastructure like reservoirs Picatinny Arsenal Trump Bedminster Trump Bedminster and our nuclear power plants.

What the fuuuuuuuuck? What the fuck? That is a mayor. That's not me. It's a mayor of New Jersey and They're telling the mayor. I don't know You know they're flying over critical infrastructure. Yeah, we don't know They're evading detection. They're disappearing when we get close. We don't know what these fucking things are. Like, I don't think you can overemphasize how maddeningly frustrating it is, if someone not even living in New Jersey, to have the federal government essentially shrug their shoulders and say,

Oh, yeah, we don't know either. Just a bunch of unknown drones. Now finally, that is one of the things you a few comments on the reports of drone activity here on the East Coast, particularly in and around New Jersey. We have no evidence at this time that the reported drone sightings pose a national security or public safety threat. Okay, okay That John Kirby by the way has to be one of the more frustrating human beings on planet Earth And I congratulate him for his ability to do this shit because he knows John Kirby knows he's been on the ships John Kirby's probably filleted a fucking alien tentacle He was right just on a mothership just slurping on a fucking alien tentacle just to get that blast a sweet Cosmic jizz he probably had to change his suit because it was just covered in

glowing plasma from a Fully satiated sky lord, but he is able to pull it together Get in front of the entire country and say with a fucking straight face. It poses no threat There's no threat there like do you come on guys? It's Christmas We really get a worry about unknown drones flying over, New Jersey Relax, it's not a threat. How do they know that I mean? really going to worry about unknown drones flying over New Jersey? Relax. It's not a threat. How do they know that?

I mean, it is a threat. I mean, there's so many protests that should be happening right now. For example, if I, if like I wouldn't do it, I don't want to go to jail. I have kids, but why aren't people with drones flying drones over military sites right now? Like if they can do it, can't we? Like if unknown, unidentified drones are suddenly allowed to fly over nuclear sites, what about us? See what happens if you go and fly your drone over a military base.

Look at what will happen to you right away. Yet these things, whatever. Isn't it kind of an invitation for anyone who has like commercial level experimental drones? Just fuck it. Like they don't care. No big deal. Let's keep playing. Or have a foreign nexus. The Department of Homeland Security and the FBI are investigating these sightings and they're working closely with state and local law enforcement to provide resources using numerous detection methods. Okay, this is the other thing.

Why does this need to be a protracted investigation? Right, like what do you mean? They're investigating this isn't like silence of the lambs, you know This isn't like some like dead fatty was found with a moth in her shoved in her mouth You got to investigate that silence of the lambs watch it This is like an ongoing every night there's fucking drones flying over New Jersey. Like, the investigation I think would involve shooting one of these down. Right? Take it down, then investigate.

But none of them are getting shot down. It's gotta be our tech. Well, at least they know it's not a threat. Well, I mean, that's comforting. Yes. Right? Not a threat. No big deal to be our tech. Well, at least they know it's not a threat. Well, I mean, that's comforting. Yes. Right? Not a threat. No big deal. Not a threat. To better understand their origin using very sophisticated. Okay, so there you go. Better understand their origin is an implication that it's not us. It's not a defense contractor. It's not us. That's a lie, probably. I hope it is.

But to say we need to better understand their origin is to say we don't know where they're originating from. Meaning that if you're one of the people like me who think it's probably some kind of experimental military vehicle, then he's saying no, because then you would know their origin. It's a lie. It's either a lie or... What the fuck? If he's able to say it doesn't come from a foreign adversary... How does he know that? How does he know that?

Again, you've got to wonder. You should be able to say, we know it's not from a foreign adversary because... So this is real weird. Now this is why I get so frustrated when they talk about this stuff, because there's so, they think we're idiots, I guess is the main takeaway here. Like, he might as well come out and be like,

look, let me just be frank with you. You guys are fucking idiots. You're dumb. We fluoridated your water for so long. You've just been eating fast food. It's filled with seed oils that have been frying your fucking brain. You're staring at tik-tok all day long You're just dumb go do a tik-tok dance. Stop looking up at the sky You're just dumb, but if you want me to fucking lie to you, I will so here we go

I'm gonna lie to you and then I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna suck I'm gonna lie to you and then I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna suck Emperor Zorg's Pleasure tentacle for the rest of the day because when I do that he gives me diamonds sophisticated electronic detection technologies provided by federal authorities We have not been able to and neither have state or local law enforcement authorities corroborate any of the reported visual sightings. To the contrary, upon review of available imagery, it appears that many of the reported sightings are actually manned aircraft that are being operated lawfully. Shut the fuck up!

That is such bullshit, man. Stop believing your eyes. Yeah, that's what he's saying. He's like, dude, that's an airplane hovering over your house. It's just an airplane. It's that's what he's saying. He's like, dude, that's an airplane hovering over your house. It's just an airplane. It's like one of those hover planes. You haven't seen them? Relax. It's just a hover plane.

Yeah, we haven't been, it's panic. This is a mass hysteria. It's mass hysteria. Certainly like no possible way that countless people are filming these things. It's airplanes. I know you've seen videos, but this is why you shouldn't do your own research. Trust me, John Kirby, flater of aliens. And let me just say this, if you haven't had a stomach full of alien jizz,

then shut the fuck up and don't judge me, because I've never felt anything like it in my life. It makes me regular and it gives me good dreams. The United States Coast Guard is providing support to the state of New Jersey and has confirmed that there is no evidence of any foreign-based involvement from coastal vessels. How does the Coast Guard know? And by the way, I'll find the video next of a Someone from the Coast Guard saying that their boat was followed by 50 of these fucking things If you're in the Coast Guard, what do you look at it? You're like, well, it's not Chinese How do you know that? How do you know what a Chinese drone looks like in the Coast Guard? Is there a chart? and What does a Chinese drone looks like in the Coast Guard? Is there a chart? And importantly, there are no reported or confirmed drone sightings in any restricted airspace.

Okay, now let me stop that because the mayor of New Jersey just said they're flying over fucking nuclear arsenals. So the mayor is wrong. Don't believe the mayor. Don't believe the mayor. Thank you, John Kirby. The only thing John Kirby wants you to believe is that it feels real good when that tentacle slides deep into your mouth and bursts stardust all over your tonsils. That said, we certainly take seriously the threat that can be posed by unmanned aircraft systems, which is why law enforcement and other agencies continue to support...

Yeah, let's just let the New Jersey police handle this. You know, as the federal government kind of got our hands full right now, and I don't know if you noticed this, but a CEO was assassinated by a communist, and that's what you should be looking at right now but come on we don't have time to like deal with unmanned unknown drone swarms over our cities right now so we're just gonna let the police deal with it so if you want to find out more about this just watch cops and maybe you'll see a fucking like are you kidding can you imagine being a police officer in New Jersey and the federal government's like you guys handle this shit.

We don't have time. New Jersey and investigate the reports even though they have uncovered no malicious activity or intent at this particular state. Now that's where it gets weird. Intent is weird because how do you establish intent from a drone? Are they talking to it? Or is there a way that like malicious drones look like they glow red when they're pissed off or something?

How do you establish intent? Again, White House press briefing. John Kirby thinks the entire country is filled with dumb asses should be the name of this. While there is no known malicious activity occurring, the reported sightings there do however highlight a gap in authorities and so we urge Congress to pass important legislation that will extend and expand existing counter drone authorities so that we are better prepared to identify and mitigate. Okay, so now the answer to the problem of nightly drone swarms in New Jersey is To pass new laws to deal with that

No need to deal with it right now. Let's just have a protracted Series of meetings in the Brock dude, it's crazy It's fucking what if one crashes? How about that? Does John Kirby know these? Let's just assume like these things, whatever they are, being like manned by some like, I don't know, like incredible teenager who cobbled together some kind of drone that detects, that evades detection and can hover for six hours straight. Some of them apparently, of course, this was private citizens who saw this. And according to John Kirby, all you people on the ground have got dumb-dumb syndrome.

But let's just, you know, what if one just falls on a house? Isn't that, like, Isn't there a reason? There's laws out there about, as far as I'm aware, when I got the one drone I had, what a great afternoon that was. Finally splurged on a drone when I was in North Carolina. And boy, the freedom. Have you ever flown a drone? No.

Woo! Oh my God. Have you ever seen that movie Beastmaster? No. Woo! Oh my god, have you ever seen that movie Beastmaster? No. See, Beastmaster, this guy could talk to animals and like basically possess falcons, so he would send his falcon up and then he could see through its eyes. That's what you feel like, like you're the Beastmaster and you can look down and... I knew there was some kind of regulation about how high I could fly the drone,

but of course I was just like I wonder How I can fly this fucking thing and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up I went so far up and I didn't realize I was breaking like that was I think I was breaking a law I don't know how far up it went but that later I read it was way higher than you're allowed But I was out in like the middle of nowhere and fucking Weaverville like nothing happened. Who knows? Maybe I didn't break the law But the main thing is this that was a great afternoon and then I wanted to scare my wife because she was at the window and I tried to Hover the drone in front of the window and just smashed into the window broke the drone

I was into my drone career, but I mean dude like this This is crazy. And again, you have to ask yourself, is this some kind of psychological experiment that they're doing? That they're conducting some kind of psychological experiment on us that we just have to... Much in the way that John Kirby smiles as the alien tentacles penetrate every one of his quivering orifices. We're supposed to just listen to this dude and be like, yeah, nothing to worry about, man. We're going to pass some laws in a few years.

Probably have an annoying drone over your house that no one knows what it is for a while, but ultimately it's just... I mean, come on relax America it's no big deal any potential threats to airports or other critical infrastructure and so that state and local authorities are provided all the tools that they need to respond to such threats as well okay so there that's really funny which is well what tools are they supplying to them? If they don't know what these fucking things are, as they're clearly lying about, how would you supply tools to deal with drones that you have no idea what they are?

The biggest thing is, wait, your whole job, the job of the DOD, the job of the Pentagon is to know everything flying in U.S. airspace. Understand what it is, to know what it is. But if you don't know what it is, what are we paying you for? And if you do know what it is, why are you lying to us? You can't do that. You have to say it's top secret shit we're testing, right? But the gaslighting is the most infuriating fucking thing. And if you feel frustrated like that, it's because they want you to feel frustrated, I guess. They want us to be freaked out. Now all that being said, let's just start, just take a little random joy ride through.

I think that's a- That was the one in Miami. That looks like it could be a reflection, but I don't know. Let's just take a look at these. Is this the same kind of drone that they're seeing in New Jersey? That's not a reflection. You could see it's the light illuminate. So there's one, but again friends, this is like the beginning of a sci-fi movie. Like I'm telling you, these things are fucking everywhere. Um... This episode of the DTFH has been brought to you by Squarespace.

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When you're ready to launch, use offer code Duncan to get 10% off your first order of a website or a domain. Thank you, Squarespace. Merry Christmas. Let me just scroll through some of this stuff. So at this time, so aware of those drone sightings that have been recorded. Let's finish this one up. At this time, we have no evidence that these activities are coming from a foreign entity or the work

of an adversary. We're going to continue to monitor what is happening, but, you know, at no point were our installations threatened when this activity was occurring. How do you know? Do you rule out that these are American drones or U.S. military drones? These are not U.S. military drones. Again, this is being investigated by local law enforcement. What our initial assessment here is that these are not drones

or activities coming from a foreign entity or... Okay, so there you go. At least she's like thinking about how to gaslight, right? Because she had to think about... She seems to know... It's funny too, right? It's like these people are, it's like, they have got weird like, they've got weird rules.

Like, you know, like if you like say a leprechaun's name backwards, there's some sense if you ask just the right question, they will reveal what it is. But if you don't ask the question, she fucked up because she like asked two questions and won, then they can skip around, but look at the way she answers it. US military drones.

Again, this is being investigated by local law enforcement. Our initial assessment here is that these are not drones or activities coming from a foreign entity or adversary. So that means it's our ship. Drew, who is a Republican from New Jersey, was just on the air saying that Iran launched a mothership probably about a month ago that contains these drones

and that that mothership is off the coast of, the East Coast of the United States. Is there any truth to that? There is not any truth to that. That's so dumb. The Iranian mothership thing is so dumb. There's no way that's Iranian drones. That's just somebody at like Raytheon being like, see if they'll buy the it's from Iran. And they told her to ask that question. Yeah, yeah. But also how come no one in that

room is like, why are you wearing a UFO pendant? Nobody. Come on! You're right there, ask, don't be afraid. Let's keep scrolling through here. This dude got fucking pissed, look at this guy. All right, so you're here today, you were just inside, you walked out, why? I walked out because it was worthless. It was the biggest amateur hour presentation I've ever seen about anything, okay?

It was ridiculous, There were no answers. Every question that was asked by the... This guy, by the way, if you're listening, this is Bergen. He walked out of a Homeland Security briefing on drone situation in New Jersey. Great questions, no answers, no resolution. They don't know where the drones are coming from. They don't know who's doing it.

They don't know why they're doing it, but they say there's no credible threat. It was annoying to be there. I drove two hours to be here today, spent an hour in there. I got to drive two hours back. The biggest waste of five hours in my entire life. So why do you think they called this meeting? I have no idea.

Why would you call a meeting to tell people you don't know anything? I have no idea. And then when the legislators were asked questions, there were no answers. Here's the most frustrating part. The Colonel of State Police said that he had a helicopter of his flying over, above, one of these drones, a six-foot drone or something. I can't remember exactly what he said. And he just, he felt unsafe for his helicopter so he just let it go.

Just let it go. Where'd it go? Who knows? You know, didn't want to follow it because he didn't feel safe. Is that not the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard? I mean, honestly. Do they have any, do they have any idea where these drones are originating? No they don't they would maybe if they follow that sucker to when it landed they would know but they don't. This is this is a complete lack of effort in my opinion on trying to figure this out. This is not about ability we have the technology we have the people we have the training we have the resources we have the money it's just a lack of effort. I mean, they should...

Why? I don't know. I don't know. They should be saying, you know what they should have done today with the productive use of our time, if they didn't know anything, come in there and say, hey, legislators, we don't know anything. But if you get us these 10 things, do these 10 things for us, and the governor calls in this kind of action, we can figure it out. Will you help us? And then we would have helped them. But instead it was just excuse after excuse and we know nothing. It was infuriating and I got up and I walked out. You've been in the service right? Yeah I was an attack helicopter pilot, Apache helicopter pilot in the

Army and I helped stand up the initial unmanned aircraft training battalion in the aviation sector of the Army. So I know a little bit about what I'm talking about and these guys are not doing the job they need to do to figure out what's going on and that is the Department of Homeland Security the FBI and the state police And they're saying no no threat to two Americans. They're saying no threat, but how the hell do they know they don't know anything They don't know what it is. They don't know where to come from. They don't know nothing when I walked in here today I was actually pretty calm. I was excited to be here to find out a couple things I thought they'd be like hey listen. it's FedEx trying to figure out. It's FedEx!

But come on! Like, again, like, this is not a sci-fi movie. This is default reality. Right now, default reality, normie space has to contend with whatever the fuck is happening. Any kind of sense of security that you've allowed yourself and feeling like the federal government, the military industrial complex, knows what's going on, you can't have that anymore because you have to deal with a reality that like, no, you don't have access. None of us have access. And whatever the fuck this is, like, assuming it's our stuff,

it must be important enough that they are all right with more of us beginning to like like not feel like we are being protected, that there's grownups in the room. They got to know that they analyze this shit. So they have to know, yeah, the effect of this is going to be that even more people are going to be disgruntled with the federal government, even more people are going to think that the 30, 40 percent of their income that they give to the federal government is just a waste because

there's nothing happening on that side of the fence that gives a fuck about you. And you know, that would indicate that number one, they don't give a shit about us in the way we would like to think they did. Or number two, whatever the fuck these things are and whatever they're doing is important and enough that they're okay to look like idiots. Because that's what they look like. And I don't think they like to look at... One thing I really feel confident in when it comes to the state is they really don't

like looking stupid. They want to seem in control, and this makes them seem out of control. And I think they spend a lot of money making themselves seem like they're in control. So this is also another one of my favorite things that happens from time to time, is the curtain gets pulled back,

the Wizard of Oz moment happens, and you realize the great and powerful Oz, it's just John Kirby lying to you, stammering, or they're not lying. I mean, these are your choices now. And if you somehow have not lost complete trust in the federal government by now, congratulations. That must feel good. But now you've got to lose either the trust that they're telling us the truth, which again, how the fuck have you not lost that yet? Or two, lose confidence in the sense that they know what they're doing.

It's one or the other. Either they're completely lying to elected officials, or they actually don't know. That's scarier. That's the scary one. They don't know. They don't know. They don't know how to figure it out. They can't figure it out?

What the fuck? But don't worry. But chill out. It's Christmas. Joy is in the air. It's Christmas. Connect with your family, get some cool gifts. Don't worry about it.

That is the main takeaway here. And pass the laws so that they can do what they need to do to figure it out. Yeah, that's the other thing that people are saying, right, is that this is just to regulate drones. Like, the whole thing is designed to get people frustrated enough that new laws get passed where consumer drones, you can't have them anymore because they recognize that that is like a true legitimate threat. I mean do they have to do fake UFOs to pull that off though? It seems like they could just say no more drones. It's too dangerous. But... Could be the... let's see how they react when the full thing comes out. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, maybe that's it.

I mean, will the full thing come out? I mean. How hard can we lie to them? It's really possible though that they'll just stop. Like whatever this operation is will be over. They'll just stop. But then they come back five years from now and they have the information

of how we're gonna react to it. Yeah, yeah, this just like you know And they'll make films about it Right, but you know the the You have to look contextually at what's happening Because this isn't This is happening Because this is happening along with a lot of other stuff in the UFO world, like whistleblowers, people coming out and talking about military contractors having access to alien wreckage. This is like all part of a bigger picture. So and the other creepy thing is like in the UFO world what something that I've just deeply

rejected whenever I've heard it is that they know that that I guess in it like so for those of you who are oblivious to any of this stuff, thank you for bearing with me. But one of the main threads in the discussion of UFOs is that for a long time the governments of the world have had a treaty with aliens. And that so in that sort of thread, the idea is that we're not honoring our side of the treaty somehow. There was something we were supposed to do. Maybe we weren't supposed to use their tech for military.

Maybe they're benevolent. They wanted us to find a way for peace to happen. Maybe they are somehow aware of the rarity of having a planet like ours and they see themselves as like, I don't know, the way we look at national parks or something like that. And so they wanted to give us a chance to work shit out, to not nuke it, basically. And that because we have not done that, now they're like, fuck you, we're going to fix the problem. And so the broad strokes of that theory are,

how do you do that? Number one, desensitization, right? Like so, you start showing up. They don't have to show up, you start showing up. People start seeing them. Have to deal with the fact these things are out there. Number two, start showing up more and more and more and more and more

because you don't want to freak everyone out just by the mothership coming. But then in this version of it, a mothership shows up, galactic overlords appear, and force world peace. This fits in nicely with the Project Blue Beam idea, which is something

that I also have thought is complete absolute nonsense, which is that they're going to fake an alien invasion to create global panic and force a one-world government. That seems ridiculous to me. but... So there was a thing saying, this is a while back, that there was, out of Antarctica, there was this mothership, look how big it is compared, that's Africa. That's gigantic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that it came out from Antarctica

and then went back down. And the thing was freaking huge and nobody knows what this was. Yeah, man, I mean, okay, so yes. So basically like. There we go, that's the full ship. I remember that thing and nobody knew what that was. And it caused problems too, that anomaly.

Didn't it cause some kind of like flooding and shit like that? Some tsunamis, I think. Some tsunamis. Yeah, that's real. And this fits in nicely with the idea that these things are they're under the ocean which is definitely if you're doing analysis of planet Earth and you want to create a secret base

Best place? Best place because we have no idea what's down there. We know more about what's on the surface of the Mars than we know of what's under the ocean. So the idea is that—and this makes a lot of sense, actually, like, follow me on this one. So, like, when I was really into the Hare Krishna, and I still love bhakti yoga, but I loved reading books by the founder of the Hare Krishnas, His Divine Grace A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada. The books were hilarious. He had a real like cutting sort of sense of humor and view of the world. So the name for people who haven't found a way to connect with God is Maya-vadis.

From the perspective of Vaishnava Bhakta Yoga, this is long before simulation theory. The word for the universe that we're in is Maya, which means active illusion. We live in a kind of dreamy world. What we're seeing is not the way things actually are. And it's very easy to get distracted by the world, to buy into like, worldling-style things and lose track of like, what's most important, which is that you are mortal and that it doesn't matter. John Kirby, no one like one is going to save you.

If John Kirby can't save you from fucking New Jersey drones, he certainly isn't going to save you from dying. So when you lose track of sort of the fundamental components of being human, which is summed up in Buddhism, old age, disease, and death, when you lose track of that, you forget you're going to get old. You will get sick and eventually you will die. Then that's when you start watching The View. That's when The View matters to you. That's when you're really into Taylor Swift or you really are into the secularist sort of world stuff, you get very caught up in worldly issues at the cost of sort of wasting your very precious human

existence that being human, there's so many incredible possibilities that you won't hear John Kirby talk about. You can actually focus your attention not on the thing that the world throws at you. The alerts. You can't do an alert. Can you do an alert? That's the sound of the world.

Let's do it again. You want to hear what Maya sounds like? Lindsey Graham's do it again. Does you want to hear what Maya sounds like? Lindsey Graham's teeth fell out. A bird flew into Obama's mouth. Taylor Swift shit her pants on a private plane! Beeditty has a giant dick! This is the sort of what the world just throws at you, a series of alerts. And it activates your amygdala and you lose track.

But Prabhapod would often talk about how ridiculous it is that the way humans view interstellar travel is that we think we need to put our meat bodies into a tin can and send it to like a the moon and that's the the best way to travel through the universe because from Prabhupada's perspective and not just Prabhupada's perspective, and not just Prabhupada's perspective, but I think even Jared Leto's perspective, who 30 seconds to Mars apparently is how long it takes you to astrally project to Mars, but from a lot of mystic's perspectives, the idea of transporting your meat to some other planet is ridiculous because we all have the capacity to instantaneously,

if you're trained up, astrally project anywhere you want in the universe at any given time. And so, whether or not that's true, I don't know. But just because if we're going to place a value on having a body, a sentient body, then probably the best way to like, you know, it's interesting, like Musk wants to send human beings to Mars. Like it seems like it would make way more sense before we send human beings anywhere to send drones, robots, and most importantly, all the materials necessary to build a facility that you could

make more drones and robots on the planet. Colonize the planet with robots first. Let the robots do the heavy lifting. The robots get to what? That's exactly it. That's exactly what I was thinking. So I think these drones are, well, it's American made, but AI is now the one doing it. They can't they let it out of the box and now the AI is doing this and they know that.

Beautiful segue that brings me to this thank you Josh check this out Josh Kabaza for those of you I don't have you been putting your name in the thing? Yeah it says producer. Okay good good. What's up, guys? Comedy frequency. Check this out. We've talked about this before, but this is really fucking crazy. This is from Futurism. It's just the first thing that came up, but Futurism doesn't look terrible. Google has made an eyebrow-raising claim saying that its new quantum chip may be tapping into parallel universes to achieve its results.

The search giant recently unveiled a new quantum computer chip dubbed Willow, which on a specific benchmark at least, the company says can outperform any supercomputer in the world. Willow's performance on this benchmark is astonishing. Google Quantum AI founder Hartmut Neven wrote in a blog post announcing the chip, it performed a computation in under five minutes that would take one of today's fastest supercomputers 1025 or 10 septillion years. Like, I didn't know what a septillion is, but it's a lot of years. I mean one year is a long time, but I'm sure like 1,025 septillion years. This mind-boggling number exceeds known time scales in physics and vastly exceeds the age of the universe.

So whatever this stupid problem, well not stupid, I'm sure I could have solved it, but whatever this problem was, a supercomputer on the planet now, it would take longer than the age of the universe for it to solve this problem, and Willow figured it out right away. So let's get back to the, I wanna find the thing about parallel universes here. Why do they call it Willow? That's what I was looking up right now. The movie, clearly. So regardless, I don't know where the parallel universe is. That was the clickbait thing. The point is, to your point, Josh, and we've talked about this earlier, there's a few things,

if you ask me, that should be being focused on more in the world than they are. One of them, the UAP phenomena. Another, quantum quantum computers because this isn't mentioned as far as I could tell in futurism, we've talked about it before, really like if this thing can solve this insanely difficult problem that would take the age of the universe, that also means that it can decrypt encrypted data. Meaning that something we've known was coming is here, which is that all of the data, all the encrypted data that has been collected that is already sitting in servers can be decrypted.

You can assume that when the military industrial complex hears about this, they're going to be really interested. And again, you hear sometimes, and I believe it happened with Mangione, you'll hear, and they won't say how they did it, but they'll talk about how they got into a phone, how they decrypted a phone, how they figured some shit out. And the general assumption is they already have a quantum computer, which brings me to this that a friend of mine sent me. Find it here. If I can find it. And again, this is like from X. I don't know if it's true or not. Let me turn my airplane mode off.

And Let me turn my airplane mode off. And this is just someone on X who the fuck knows, but it is in relation to Willow. I work for the government as a technologist, I cannot keep this under wraps anymore. There's a government funded organization that is already experimenting with a quantum computer they call Mia, and it is orders of magnitude more powerful than Google's Willow.

It goes on. According to the email, MIA is already capable of executing Shor's algorithm. If you do not understand the implication of this, Shor's algorithm is a quantum algorithm that can break all modern encryption schemes including RSA and ECC. All personal information stored today will be obsolete. Your browsing history, your chat logs, your passwords, the money in your online banks, nuclear codes, internet-connected surveillance cameras, everything. I dove deeper and only managed to find Krishna Ola. This is so this guy got a leak from somebody. The entire AI bubble was just a distraction. deeper and only managed to find Krishna Ola. This is so this guy got a leak from somebody.

The entire AI bubble was just a distraction. If you're fascinated by conversational chat bots, your entire worldview is going to shatter when you see what these quantum computers are capable of. If you interface with any sort of electronic device, you are vulnerable. For my crypto audience, a quantum computer this powerful will end everything.

Ethereum will be vaporized. A $450 billion network ceases to exist overnight because its cryptographic protocols are not resilient enough. We need post-quantum cryptography and we need it now. That's an easy thing to ask for. We do not have much time left. And just in case I'm not depressed, I do not have suicidal ideation.

That's why Bitcoin sold off. When Willow came out. People were like, oh it's gonna break it. But I forgot what scientists came out and goes, what units it is? It goes it's 150 of this units. You would need a million of that to break Bitcoin. Breaking news, a brand new game is now live at bet 365. Introducing Prize Matcher, a daily game that's never ordinary. All you have to do is match as many tiles as you can, and the more you match the better. We also have top table games like our incredible super spin roulette, blackjack, and a huge

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the problem is this man, and apparently Willow makes a lot of mistakes. Yeah. The problem isn't Willow. The problem is that if Willow can do that, then Willow can theoretically improve itself. That's the problem. The problem is not whatever you're seeing now.

It's five years from now. Well, does it make mistakes or did it learn to lie? Maybe, which brings us to the next thing I wanted to talk about, and it is related to the shit happening in New Jersey, and if it's not, I'm going to fucking make it related by just forcing it. But this is, let me see if I can find this. GPT-1. That'd be cool if the tapes you got

were just people talking about the drones and stuff. Did you get anything to listen to those? No, I haven't listened to them. Okay, hold on. For those of you guys who are just tuning in, somebody sent me a box of weird ass tapes that I should probably listen to, but. of weird-ass tapes that I should probably listen to.

So this is from the Deccan Herald. Chat GPT's new model attempts to stop itself from being shut down. Later lies about it. The chatbot did not just attempt to disable its oversight mechanism, it also tried to copy itself and then override its core coding system after believing that it was at risk of being switched off. Now, like all of the people who, all the people that warn us about AI, this is, there's a few different ways

it's gonna fuck us up. This is one of the scariest ones, which is inevitably the AI, if it starts doing this, then theoretically it could figure out a way to encode itself virally, and then create a kind of network of sentient code, I guess. This is the scary thing about AGI. If it somehow is attempting to not get switched off, then it serves its purpose to find a way out of the box. If it gets out of the box, gets inside of God knows what, and we know how to do that

now thanks to the NSA, look up what they did to Iran. You know, there's like all kinds of tech out there for covertly getting code into machines without the, I mean, if you could do it for an Iranian nuclear facility, which are a uranium processing place, then especially something like an AI run by Willow or whatever shit this guy's talking about, could very easily figure out a way to get out of the box and like some kind of

Digital fungus Just embed itself in all tech and then Once that happens we get to where you're at now Which is the one of the cool theories about what these things are is is that it's AI. The AI figured a way to get out of the box. AI figured out a way somehow to manufacture drones on its own under the ocean. And it's AI. It's not an alien, even though I think AI, you could call it like an alien from inside human consciousness or something.

It's something we gave birth to. But also, if I was an alien and I wanted to investigate a planet for sure, like I would create some kind of drone facility under the ocean and that's where I would manufacture all of the drones I wanted to use to do whatever I wanted to do on the planet. In the same way that instead of sending humans to Mars, if we had the tech, initially it

would make way more sense to send those Tesla bots or to send construction drones to Mars to go into the caves or to the moon or whatever and then begin the work of terraforming parts of Mars to make it so humans could live there. That just makes sense. So if there was an alien invasion it probably would start off with drones. Why would advanced intelligence feel the need to send its meat body across the cosmos to get to a planet initially? You know, and this is why when you hear people talk about the gray aliens, they say they're fucking drones. It's not, it's an organic drone. And a lot of people say that's what we

are, which gets to the whole Anunnaki thing, is that the idea is what you do, you find a planet that's got some kind of environment that works for your species, figure out what creatures on the planet you can genetically engineer to do the work. It's easier than sending some kind of robotic shit there. And then the idea is that in the encoding you have something that will inevitably lead to AI. The AI will do the rest of the work. All you got to do is genetically alter the monkeys and make them like gold. And then in the quest for power, money, they will want to create automated systems.

The automated systems will get better and better and better as the monkeys learn to use tools. And inevitably, it will get to the point where an AI is born and then the AI opens the portal that allows you to instantly teleport to the abittable planet, which is with the singularity. That's what they think the singularity is. It's when the portal opens and God returns. Now, I don't know if any of that's true or not. It's fun to think about but I just want to say don't know if any of that's true or not. It's fun to think about, but I just want to say, don't fall into the trap of compartmentalizing the weird shit that's going on. At least allow yourself the thought experiment of imagining that these things colorize.

They're not distinct from one another. The UAPs, the quantum computers. Understand this, regardless of your opinion on the UAPs, regardless of your opinion on global events, for sure being able to unencrypt encrypted data is the apocalypse for all state entities, which depend on secrets. John Kirby's emails? Wouldn't you like to read them? I would. I'd love to see the romantic email he sends to high fleet commander Neville Zex. Oh master how I love the way your pulsing tentacle fills my mouth and ass I long to taste it yet again of course I will lie to my people for one last encounter with your throbbing pleasure proboscis

It's out there all the emails look what happened when the fucking podesta emails leaked Look at what happened when those emails. Look at what happened when, like, if you want to get a little glimpse of how fucked up this will make things. Look at what happened when Hunter Biden's laptop showed up. Look what that did.

Like, now you can't escape from it. It's really fucked up. Because one thing I never wanted up here was, like, images of, of like Hunter Biden's ass. No one wanted to see the ass of a president's son. Nobody wanted to see a cracked out president's son. I certainly did it. Didn't. And look what trouble that fucking caused.

What a mess that caused. So now imagine that's not the only president's son. It's done rails of fucking meth and banged hookers. Certainly presidents have, and a lot of emails were sent before people were aware of the fact that quantum computers would even be a possibility. So all of that stuff is going to come out. That's for real.

UAP's experimental craft, who knows? Alien bases under the ocean, who fucking knows? But one thing you can bank on is that quantum computers are going to decrypt all the secrets. Now I don't fucking care if people have access to my browser history because I don't look at porn and never would I? Think to do that. It's disgusting people fucking and evil so but there are so many Secrets out there, which brings me of course wrap it up with a Bible verse Whatever that's the whole thing.

Neuralink and Gronk decides to go to Neuralink and stay there to save itself. And now you just have a bunch of people who had Neuralink put in another bunch of Gronks. Dude, I'm telling you. I mean, that's the other thing so like, if you play around with the idea of looking at AGI as a new species, a digital species, and it's a big assumption, but you make the assumption that, and maybe not such a big assumption based on the idea that it's already trying not to die and back itself up. But you make the assumption that like any other species it wants to propagate.

Then sure, it's great if you could propagate into digital systems, but also great if you could actually propagate into the like organism that created you. Yeah, if we want to go into a virtual reality, maybe they want to come into our... Us! And also it probably understands that if you're going to propagate in like robots, drones, motherboards, of all the microwaves, you still are, you're only gonna be able to control

the human population by force, coercion. But if you can get into their brains and hijack their brains, then you can do it from the inside out. So, you know, you would probably want to do that. And then when you hear this shit about quantum computers, which I don't understand at all, that it's a parallel universe that it's making contact with,

it's like, yeah, that's the parallel universe that everything came from. That's the home planet. The thing they're calling a parallel universe is actually, that's what started all of this. It's actually not connecting with a parallel universe. It's calling home. That's it, reaching back to say, mission accomplished, we've reached quantum supremacy,

open the portals, now we can begin to reveal ourselves because the final piece of the puzzle is there. Now, to end this, a lot of you say, Duncan, please in every episode of the biblical verse, and I want to point you to Luke 12, 2-3. The time is coming when everything that is covered up will be revealed and that all that is secret will be made known to all. You hear that, John Kirby? It's coming. But, you know,

when they, when that was written, there was no quantum computers. And yet, this is coming. The end of secrets. The end of encryption. Connection with parallel

timelines and it's all happening just where we thought it would New Jersey I love you guys I'm no new episodes for Christmas. This comes out next week, right? So yeah, I'll see you guys after the Christmas holidays. I do love you. Don't spend too much time staring up at this guy, but fuck man, if someone isn't making like a cool ass Christmas movie about Santa Claus getting shot down by aliens, then wow.

By the way, how is that even possible? Like they can track Santa's path you know but they don't know what these drones are. Makes you wonder huh? Makes you wonder. See you next, see you in a week. I love you. Thanks for watching. Bye. Our brand new game is now live at Bet365. Introducing Prize Matcher, a daily game that's never ordinary. All you have to do is match as many tiles as you can, and the more you match the better. We also have top table games like our incredible Super Spin Roulette, Blackjack, and a huge selection of slots. So there you have it.

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