Duncan Trussell Family Hour - 660: Donny Rothschild

Episode Date: January 10, 2025

Donny Rothschild, scion of the Rothschild family, DJ, captagon producer, and one of our cherished American elites, re-joins the DTFH! This episode is brought to you by: Ready to transform your skin? Visit OGProductsUSA.com and use promo code DUNCAN for 10% off your orders, plus free shipping.  Try your first month of BlueChew FREE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self.

Welcome to the DTFH. Friends, my DMs have been blowing up with lots of people asking me my thoughts on the assassination of the insurance CEO, whose name I can't remember. What's his name, Josh, the insu- I should know that. It's Thompson. It's Brian Thompson. Okay. Welcome to the DTFH. It's Thompson some Brian Thompson, okay Welcome to the DTFH folks lately my DMS have been blowing up with lots of people wondering my thoughts on what happened to Brian Thompson the murder of

Brian Thompson and You know, I don't know. I don't know What I think and I this is why I love the news. Because it sort of helps me align with what I should be thinking and doing. And unfortunately the internet has been out of my house. I haven't really been able to access the news. So yeah, I don't know what to think or what to do. I've been quite confused. And you know, just as it often happens in this beautiful magical universe, synchronicity

showed its beautiful face to me and I got a handwritten letter and beautiful calligraphy from former guest Donnie Rothschild, heir to the Rothschild fortune. He said, I'm going to be in Austin and I'd love to talk with you about some of the stuff I've been doing, as well as my thoughts on the murder of the insurance CEO, Brian. And so with us today, we have Donnie Rothschild. I can't tell you how many times a week people request that he returns to the show. Before we jump into this episode, I want to play this incredible music video from an album he released a few months ago. The song is If You Want To Know. you want to know. game. No, we'll tell you plainly do don't have to ask again. Most of you are dumb,

confused and delayed. And you tend to get violent when things don't go your way. We've tried to teach you a better way to be. But when we send our teachers, you nail them up on trees. So now we must subdue you. Keep your population down. Because if we let you run amok All of us will drown Sleep, sleep, just go back to sleep You are a hippo and nothing you can keep

So go about your daily life Be a good husband, be a good wife Be a good husband, be a good wife Be a good father, be a good mom Please don't make us use the form, the form that will reset things. And maybe that's okay, but give me one more chance before we wash away

all of your peasants, replace you with machines. So take this chance for what it is. Go to sleep Time to dream hush little babies. It's time to dream Wow, Donnie welcome back to the show. Thank you for having me, Duncan. It's good to be here. It's so good to see you in person, man.

Good to see you, man. Wow. So, you know, when you came on the show, first of all, I love that song. Thank you. I mean, my kids love it, man. They're always in the car. We play it, the baby's crying, the baby calms down. Beautiful song.

So, how did it go with the album? I'd love to hear what's life like after making a hit album. So we're kind of scratching the whole music thing because, yeah man, so as you can tell that message is beautiful. You get it, because you listen, you're a deep diver, you don't just listen to the beats, you listen to the lyrics't just listen to the beats. You don't listen... You listen to the lyrics. You listen to the words. And the rhymes. And the rhymes. And the message.

Yeah. But I realized when I try to play it at festivals, most people are just on Molly trying to grind. Right. Trying to grind, you know, their little... Their penis is hard, and they're trying to find a nice, nice wet hole to put it in. Festivals are erotic. That is true.

So I'm changing my gear a little bit. I'm using a different form of art. I still love music, and I'm still doing that on the side, but I'm going into filmmaking. That's why I'm actually here in Austin. Wow! No kidding, man. You know, honestly, clearly you're very talented. Thank you, man.

And you're a hard worker. I know. One of the things that I think is out there, especially right now, is that, you know, someone who is born into wealth. People think, you know, y'all, they call you trust fund kids. They say you don't work hard. They say that, you know, this is maybe one of the things that's really wrong with the world is that, you know, all the wealth has been sort of captured by small groups of people who then pass that on to their children. And that it doesn't really get dispersed out into the world.

This is essentially a new form of like monarchy that you are not really a trust fund kid, you're a prince. They're still kings, they're still queens, you're a prince and you know I'm sure you catch a lot of heat for that but I think that music video and the album really shows that this is not true. This is an unfair stereotype, and on behalf of humanity, I want to apologize to you, the wealthy. I just want to say,

because the reason I'm here in Austin is I'm working on a reality TV show called, it's called Hopeful Homeless. It's like a Jersey Shore meets like the homeless. And I'm just trying to find fun cast of characters to put together and just hanging out with them, I realized how much like better their life is almost sometimes to mine.

Really? Cause I know I wouldn't think that. When I'm looking around and I see people in tents, blasted, high as a kite, in LA this dude filled up a bucket with his own diarrhea and poured it on a woman's head. And I just kind of see that and I feel like this is like watching people get ground up in the gears of capitalism. But Duncan, this is where I disagree. What you said, being high in a tent. Oh, so you're just camping all the time?

I wish I could just camp all the time. Duncan, when you are from a family like mine, you're always on a schedule. Wake up at 7 AM. I got to drink my coffee. I got to get in the chopper. I got to go fly somewhere to meet with some buddies and think of ideas. I'm always working to help society Fuck these guys out here. They get to wake up and they're like, what am I gonna do today?

What am I this kind of cool girl? You're free. You're free. You're right. Okay, so now I'm trapped I will say this I mean, I'm trapped man I you know when I was like trying to learn parkour I You know, which is a lot harder than it looks yeah, by the way, I You know was in Paris and I met this beautiful woman She did parkour and you know She she was like I will give you a blowjob if you can make it across this rooftop.

And I said, I don't think I could do that, but I was so horny and she made it seem so easy. And so I tried, I failed, I fell two stories, broke my back, and ended up in a chopper getting medevacked. Now on the way to the hospital, the paramedic said, you know, she does that to like tourists, right? Like, she just gets horny Americans. She offers blow jobs. And they leave this is this week, you're the fourth American we've had to medevac from this exact spot Uh, they never caught her but My what I meant to say is the chopper ride was not just because my back was broken and um

My spleen was ruptured. Uh It's not pleasant choppers are like it's not like an airplane fun, man It's just imagine it's 8 a.m And all you hear is, ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta. You know, I'm still hungover from the night before. I was dancing, especially my past year, just going to nightclubs,

trying to spread my message through music. You know, I'm just dancing on drugs, you know, Coke, Molly, fucking, everything. And then I have to wake up and I hear, ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta. Makes you go crazy, man. Nightmare. Makes you go crazy, man. Nightmare. Makes you go crazy.

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Thank You og products I got a place in Montana because I love the mountains. Yeah, I got a place in Montana because I love the mountains. Yeah, I got a place in I got a place in Detroit Detroit yeah, I think I think that's gonna be my hub I think yeah, we're gonna we're gonna fix it up, and we're gonna name it Detroit slash Rothschild's Slash Rothschild city That's I mean come on. It's gonna be our like my family said it. We're gonna like revamp it It's gonna be very cool. What about the trough child? I like that. Yeah, I have that yeah, it's yours. Okay. Thank you. This slash kind of fucks it

I mean like you know you got to combine things Rothschild welcome to the rock child Child Detroit child yeah national airport Roth, trot Roth, trot Roth Troy is bad. Yeah, cuz we have Eminem there. You know we're gonna have him like make a theme song Yeah, we're gonna, so I'm just buying and then I got some overseas places. You know so the theme song is for your documentary now I love the reality show, but when we talked via Telegram which is really weird to me. I don't mean the app. I mean like why do you use telegrams? I just people don't need to know what I'm thinking right and you there are people there the thing is

There are people out there that want to hijack my ideas and they want to you know they want to say oh he's a liar He's crazy. I know what I mean, so that's why I Telegram I know here. It's hard to find a telegram place these days. It's hard But you know go to an old train station as the little man with a like Pipe, but doesn't feel good that only me you and that old man know the information I gave you. Which is fucking weird! So if you know if it came out- Because I went the next day to see if you sent another telegram, and they said the old man fell in front of a train. He's dead? Def- I mean, he got run over by a train.

That's sad. Normal thing to happen to a human. Not really. To fall? He'd worked there for like 30 years. Yeah, but he's like he probably you know Maybe there's like a banana or something. There was only one train that day Maybe a banana fucking fell. His office the telegram office was far away from the tracks

Yeah, but you have you seen cartoons right bananas will slip and you'll like start like walking crazy, and then he probably fell It's fine. There's like a big fence between his office and the track. He definitely didn't get like but he felt why would you think? He got pushed. I'm why did you bring it up? I didn't I'm Okay, so I'm really interested Obviously when I read your telegram It really spiked my interest because you know all of us have been really fascinated Maybe a little anxious about the incursion of unknown drones flying over New Jersey.

And in the telegram, you said that you've got some information about what those drones actually are. And so what are they? And can you talk about it? actually are. Yeah. And so what are they? And can you talk about it? Don't you think it's funny, after one of, let's say,

quote unquote, normal people decided to kill a friend of ours, a CEO of a health care company? A man that wants to- That was your friend? Yeah, a buddy of mine, to be fair. A buddy who just wanted to- I'm sorry for your loss. Who wanted to help sick people.

And yeah, did he say no to some Sick people it's like yeah, but you were like really sick Right we help like the moderate sick Well, we can't be really sick and want help more help like you gotta you gotta come a little I thought the point of health insurance Is that when you get really really sick? No, it's to get kind if you're like like medium sick Don't you think it's a little selfish the idea of oh, I'm really really sick. Can you do everything for me? Why don't you come earlier when you were just kind of sick? Okay. Well, let me play devil's advocate. Okay. Okay. I've been paying a

health insurance Premium yeah for years relatively healthy whatever And then like often happens to humans. Something happens, parkour accident by the way. Do you know how much I owe for that? How much? Nothing, because in France, it's socialized healthcare. So nothing, I think it was like $100. $100, yeah.

Couple hundred bucks or whatever. Yeah, but also You'd have to live in France Well, no, that's the problem is because all the follow-up surgeries like 15 follow-up surgeries. I am 720 million dollars in medical debt right now because the insurance my insurance company said that debt right now because the insurance my insurance company said that Will for the repairing my spleen they said that that is an unnecessary Surgery a lot of people go around with a busted spleen. You don't need it. I

Need the spleen. No, you do you need a spleen? It's like when you're walking around with a black eye You can still see yeah, like maybe you know It's like when you're walking around with a black eye. You can still see yeah, like maybe you know Maybe it just doesn't look good. That's what's wrong with your spleen. It just doesn't look good, but it still works It's my it's not just that I mean it's like because of my ruptured spleen I can't achieve an erection my pee is like kind of like a mucousy drizzle and dunk it again I love you, and that's why I'm here, but again you Drizzle and dunk it again. I love you, and that's why I'm here. Thank you, but again you Were learning parkour. Yes, you knew you couldn't jump over to the other bill, right a little horny French lady goes We jump jump over there. You know you knew you couldn't do it right you did it. It's on you consequence It's on you. It's consequence. That's my thing is like right all these people just want want want from their health care providers

Yeah, do you guys ever ask them? How can we help you you know? When you put it that way it's always dude. That's the and I'm sorry. I'm getting mad. It's okay It's just it's been a tough few weeks man. Just watching this Luigi go. Oh look how Go fuck Luigi. He threw his life away basically for activism. I mean it's. Activism? I mean I'm not, that's what people are saying.

People are calling it, people are saying if we do protests according to the way they tell us to protest, that's not really a protest. And can I tell you this, and this might be extreme, but I feel this way I can only feel this way what Luigi did is the worst thing to happen in New York City since 9-eleven. It might be worse It might be worse I get it 3,000 people died during 9-eleven, but Brian Thompson man. He had the heart of 3,000 people. I

mean he's probably responsible for not giving medical care to people, at least 3,000 people with heart problems. Oh, and now that he's gone, do you think more people are gonna get help? His phone's just been ringing off the hook. Right.

Okay, so after he died, me and some of his friends, we got together, we had the funeral, then we went to dinner to Chili's afterwards. We loved Chili's. Chili's? Brian loved Chili's, man. The triple dipper, we got together, we had the funeral, then we went to dinner to Chili's afterwards. We loved Chili's. Brian loved Chili's, man. The triple dipper, we got the triple dipper, we got the little burger.

They're burgers, but they're small, it's cute as hell. And afterwards, for fun, we went back to his office and we declined a couple of claims in his name, just as a team bonding bonding just to remember Brian You know some ladies like oh You know I got cancer stage four. It's like it's already done. Do not you know go away I you know I I haven't really looked at it from the thing honestly I Don't think that the answer is is violence now in any situation

that the answer is violence in any situation. But I feel like kind of what you're, okay, like I love Carl Sagan. And you know, I saw a great documentary he did about black holes. And when you look at the black hole, it's devouring stars. I mean, does the star have health insurance? Is it sending a letter to a health insurance agency saying hey I'm about to get sucked into a black hole is there anything you do to help

So I guess kind of your view is do dogs ever ask for health care now Well, they know I mean not really no we we purposely send them to the doctor. They don't want to go right And what I'm saying is they don't want Americans either act more like dogs. Yeah. You live and you die. Right. You play fetch a little bit in between, you know? Yeah. You get fed and then you die. It's time to, sometimes it's just time to go.

Don't you kind of feel like, you know, this attitude that you have isn't maybe going over so well with the majority of people? It's just because people don't get it. They don't understand yet, man. Understand what? They just don't understand the true meaning of life. It's like when you are just a normie,

your purpose in this life is to be born, to have fun in your teenage years, you know, you finger a girl, you get a kiss under the bleachers, you try a few drugs, and then if you're healthy you go to war for our country. Okay. You come back.

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Yeah, you never know. There will never know. Okay. And, you know, you go to war and then you come home and you work at a job. Right. You know, you meet a woman, you're like, she's alright. She's cool. She's alright.

Yep. And then you die. And you you're like, she's all right. She's cool, she's all right. Yep. And then you die. And you did the American dream. You lived it. Oh, I mean that, okay. But the problem with that is right now, because- You lived a good life. Listen, let me push back a little bit.

Because of inflation right now, there isn't, people don't, money doesn't go as far as it used to. So, you know, people used to, on a middle-class income, be able to buy a house and, you know, have a relatively good life. But now that same amount of money is barely enough to rent an apartment. Yeah, but we did that on purpose, man. We realized...

You have a home, right? I do. I mean, now I do. Isn't it like stressful? You know, your wife comes in the room, You're hanging out. You bought the house for me I'm gonna full disclosure because people are gonna find that out Yeah, but it's I know I thought it's not the same because it's just tough cuz then you're like Oh, the roof is broken now. You have to call a guy. You know it's better to rent everybody should rent But you gave me a house yeah

Because I'll take care of you and the thing is you guys do take good care of me That's what I'm saying. I take care of you Yeah, and the cool thing is when your roof is broken guess what Don comes in fixes the roof Yeah, and you know and it's like and if you if you act up It's like maybe it's gonna take a little longer to fix the roof. I didn't notice I Don't know I went on Podcast I think I was saying something that you misunderstood

Would you what was it again? I don't know it was something I think I was yapping about how I don't know like maybe human beings shouldn't lean on the state for happiness, but rather we should find a way to Connect with our neighbors because that's it and And right after that, a water pipe burst. I remember you saying that and I was watching it and I go, if Duncan is the best comedian, this is a bet. It was a joke. I know that is so funny, the idea of, oh, your neighbor knows better than the state.

I was joking. It was like I was just trying to do a funny joke and I'm sorry. I said that and I would like to apologize to all of to your family and to your friends that that was me trying to do a little bit of edgy Comedy, which is our job. I explained it to my friends I'm very sorry and I hope that they understand that I meant them no harm and that I'm really happy That we have this kind of alignment. I'm really curious about that by the way something Like occurred to me that maybe I'm not the only

person with a podcast or whatever that has the patronage I guess you would say of Powerful family how many other influencers, podcasters, folks like that, do you support? We support, I support them all, man. I support, what is it? I support Rogan. Yeah.

That's mine, I support. Fox, the legacy media, we've always. Fox! Fox News, mine. That's been ours for a while. Are you kidding? Yeah! I thought that was the Murdoch family.

No, no, no. We hang out. It switches depending on how the golf game that year goes. Are you kidding? Yeah, yeah, so if we, you know, if I got my good stroke on, like in 2023 it belonged to the Murdochs. We won it back 2024. And I think we're gonna keep it for 2025. It just swings back and forth. Okay Now this is this is something I've always wondered because sometimes like I will watch

you know, I actually switched back and forth between Fox and MSNBC because both of them kind of seem like some form of Propaganda it's like basically though they disagree on certain issues, it seems like they all align when it comes to upholding the current conceptualization of the way the federal government works or that we need that without the state, humanity would fall apart.

And so I'm just curious, like, how does that work? So you send like a telegram to them about what talking points they should, how does that work? So you know how news used to be about information. Yeah. Boring! Very. Boo, that sucks.

You couldn't see the news anchor's feet. So what we realized was, what is fun? What is fun? It is when you're hanging out with your bros. Love it. And they're all agreeing. Love it. You know when you go out with like three or four friends?

Yes. And like three of them are on the same page, and then there's that one asshole that's like, actually, you don't want that. Nope. You just want to go out with the boys. Have fun. Have fun.

So we decided, why don't we do that with news? Who cares if it's right? What is it? Yeah, it's all about hanging out with the people you know. Right. Because when I go home I don't want to turn on the news and some guys like actually this is bad No, I want I want to go in with my belief system say that I'm right because guess what now I feel more confident You know what I love? If I think I'm always right, I'm more confident. You know what I love I think I'm always right I'm more confident. Well you makes you feel safe makes you feel sick. It's not even about that I don't care about I care about the confidence that right the confidence about come on fucking I'm the man. You know I would not to go back to the feet thing but um

Just because of like yeah, I guess you guys are kind of like deciding wardrobe and stuff it would be free it'd be cool if like more high heels oh they're coming back okay we're gonna start we're working right now to try to do after midnight topless news oh my god we're working with Riley Reid porn star Riley Reid she's been on the show we're gonna get very talented we're gonna get a couple of porn stars, do topless news. You know and people are like, aren't you worried like you're gonna be talking about subjects like what's happening in Israel and Palestine and they're gonna show footage of war. Do you really want them to be topless? Yeah. But does it even, like you know since we are sort of talking about like what does it matter? What's real? What's not real?

Like, you know, since we are sort of talking about, like, what does it matter what's real, what's not real? Uh, why, why even cover any of that stuff anyway? Don't you think you guys just sort of, like, slide in a whole new reality that doesn't even match what's happening in the world? I mean, most, uh, most Americans can't afford to really travel right now. So it's not like people know what's happening overseas. Have you ever considered just inserting a completely fake reality? No, I think the reason we show war, I think the reason we want to show war is just to remind Americans what we're capable of. Right.

Hey, I get it. A cheeseburger's a few bucks more. Right. Right. But let's be quiet. No, I see what you're saying. Well, let's remember what we're capable of. Right.

Is it, am I saying? you're saying. Well, let's remember what we're capable of. Right. Am I saying... Am I saying we're bullying them? To some, yeah. To some that might say, yeah, we're bullying. Kind of seems like a threat. Or a threat, threat? Sure. Sure. Right. But I feel like you become stronger when you're threatened.

Because I remember my father growing up. You're making us stronger. Yeah, my father growing up, he just said, I have so many other children. He goes, I could drown your ass and no one would care. Right. Because no one would care. You know what I did that year?

What? That year, I took a lot of money from my dad's bank account. Yeah? I hired some very, very smart people. And we made the Motorola Razr. You know what? I- That's- okay.

I see what you're saying. So his threat saying, he goes, If you don't get your shit together, I will drown you in a tub. Right. I will dr- and no one will care. I was scared. I mean, for a second, it kind of feels like you're saying that to all of us. Pfft. Not exactly. Now let's get back to these drones. No one will care. I was scared. I mean for a second. It kind of feels like you're saying that to all of us

Not exactly now let's get back to these drones I'm not gonna drown every American that would be a lot of time Right take a lot of time. I mean um so the over New Jersey a lot of these these unidentified drones, you know, a few things are really interesting to me regarding this phenomenon. Number one, it showed up everywhere on the news. Everybody was talking about it. I know people who live in New Jersey are seeing these drones.

And it seemed like the federal government and everyone was talking about it. Now, I think the drones are still there? Yeah, they're hanging out. But now it's not really on the news anymore. No one's... Again, we were just... It's going back to that threat thing. Isn't it funny how after Brian Thompson died, the drone showed up?

We're watching you, man. We took the gas pedal off. After COVID, we were like, hey, I think America's healing again. Everything's going good. And then you killed one of ours, so we're just watching out. You know what, maybe we should cut to a...

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he was talking to his friends. I was like, oh Duncan, just okay. And and he just spat it. He talked too much. Listen. I just want my family to be safe I will fucking do whatever you guys want. Just I do I'm not gonna fuck let's go a little softball for the rest Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to make it seem I love you Duncan. I love you, but it's like this You're pushing the fucking buttons man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm an artist man. Are we rolling? Rollin and we're back with Man, that was a good break just laughing

This guy is so funny. This guy is so funny. Thank you so much. You're awesome, man You know look I know you don't have a lot of time. I know you're out here doing yeah film stuff and things like that but I I know you don't have a lot of time. I know you're out here doing film stuff and things like that. But number one, I just want to say how I love being your friend. And I really hope people out there do hear your message and understand that, you know, I don't care who you are. I don't care if you're black, white, green, red, orange, rich. If you're green, I don't like you. I don't trust you.

I remember it. Get away. Get out of here. You should do stand up, man. Thank you. orange rich if you're green if you're green I don't like if you're human if you're human you know what if you're human and you and you happen to have all the money almost all the money in the world that does not give anyone the right to not love you not be cool to you certainly did perpetrate any kind of violence subversive or overt and do you hear something hold on one sec and Also, it's a really good idea for Americans to spend sorry to spend more time

At work and we need to get back into the office. You get it. Let's talk about that. This, I love the, what's it called? Come On Home, this new camp. Come On Home is kind of like the PC kind of, but the real message is get your ass back in that office bitch. Yeah, because it's so fun. Because we've realized everybody's been kind of chilling

the past few years, so we're going to ramp it up a little bit. And so the 40-hour work weeks, we're ramping it up to 55 hours. Love it. Yeah, I mean, and that to me is like, I love the thing you explained to me about what is time anyway, what is a week, why not add another day to the week. And what I'm thinking is like you The biggest pushback we get is people like yeah, but that's less time with my kids

Think about it this way. Okay, that's more time your kids are gonna miss you. Yeah That's great when your kids miss you, you know when your kids miss you appreciate That times three I love that feeling. You're gonna get that times three. I love that feeling. And boy, Donnie, I just love everything you guys are doing and I fully support you, I fully support your family and friends of your family and I hope that we stay friends for a very, very long time and that you know how much I love you. I love you, do you wanna hear something fun?

Yeah. There's a little inside baseball, we might have to cut it. We might but I think oh, okay, so You know the past election yeah, Kamala didn't win. Yeah, so People are wondering like why did they put Kamala in place? Yeah, I was curious about that It was a you know how I talked about how when we golf, we switch off who owns five, Murdoch's? Yeah. So me and the boys, we had a couple. Yep.

And we were just talking like, isn't it crazy that we got that old guy into the white house? Isn't it crazy? He doesn't even know what the heck he's saying half the time. Isn't it wild? And we got a. He's like he doesn't even know what the heck he's saying half the time Yeah, isn't it wild and we got a little cocky. Yeah, we're like, what if we put a woman in the White House? Yeah, so my buddy my buddy was like what if are you thinking Hillary again? I go What if we pick someone even more unlikable? right, and So we were chat we were chatting we called her up and we're like, hey, Kamala, hey, this is how we, I go, hey bitch. And she's like, what's up? And I was like,

what if you ran for president? And she goes, you know, America doesn't really like me. And we're like, no, I think we can get you the win. Yeah. Turns out we could. Yeah. So we, I just want to apologize. That's on us. That's our bed. you love with Bet River Sports Book. Take a chance! Must be 19 plus, available in Ontario only. Please play responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connects Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. Get ready for Las Vegas style action at Bet MGM,

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I did just notice though, why don't we take a look at that tattoo on your arm? Is there a way you could show that tattoo to the camera? The eye? The kind of all-seeing? Yeah, the all-seeing eye? Yeah. Yeah, it's, again, we're watching.

All right, well, that was Donnie Rothschild, everybody, and make sure to keep your eye out for his upcoming reality show and documentaries. And make sure that you realize that nobody's trying to hurt you. We want you to be able to live your life. And it's great to be an American. And it's something that you should not take for granted Just keep doing what you've been doing as long as what you've been doing doesn't cause too much disruption in the system You should trust us Alright, well thank you Donnie

Thank you man, good to see you, love you Love you too Was that okay? That was great man Donnie thank you man. Good to see you. Love you. Love you, too Is that okay? That was great man. Just next time Fucking if you're gonna ask any kind of questions, I'm sorry, man. Just fucking run it by me. Should we cut the common? No, I think you can say that The thing is I'll probably put it out and if I get a little backlash we cut it kind of I mean you guys It's kind of like you're getting really comfortable with just saying what's actually.

Yeah, it's funny though. Isn't it funny the idea that we actually fucking put her in place? She's so unlikable. And we thought, but you know when you make like a bad bet, you're like, oh, the New York Jets are gonna fucking. You just don't, you're not scared of us. You don't care about, you're not scared

of people doing anything anymore. You just. But not anymore. We got drones,'t we got drones? You know we got we got it. We got Israel all right well Okay, man, can you? Can you please just turn the power back on in my house? Yeah, okay great all right, man. Thank you. Thank you