Ear Biscuits with Rhett & Link - 154: Are Magicians Actually Cool? | Ear Biscuits Ep. 154
Episode Date: July 30, 2018Rhett & Link recall a recent visit to The Magic Castle, a magician with a seemingly endless number of doves in his clothes, and beg the question "are magicians actually cool" in this week's episode of... Ear Biscuits. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Welcome to Ear Biscuits, I'm Link.
And I'm Rhett.
This week at the round table of dim lighting,
we will be exploring the question,
are magicians actually cool?
Mm-hmm, I think this is an important question.
I think that- Sure boy it is.
And you know, for many years,
I thought I knew the answer.
Yeah.
And I thought the answer was no.
But today, based on this conversation-
Spoiler alert.
I have new information that has come to light
via our shared experience at a place called the Magic Castle.
But you don't think that you have an answer though.
I don't think I have an answer,
but I think I need to talk this out.
Yeah.
Because it's not nearly as simple
as I thought it would be.
We're gonna verbally process that question.
Yeah.
It is an important one.
Before we do, I will say that as you're listening to this,
it's, you know, we took a three week break,
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of a totally new Ear Biscuit.
Thank you for re-listening to some older ones
over the past few weeks, but we are currently,
as you're listening to this, if you're listening to it fresh,
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We're doing the Tour of Mythicality in Australia,
and if you're curious what's going on with us,
well, you can look on Instagram and the other places
where we're probably posting things.
I imagine the future, probably,
the present listening us is sharing our experience.
How's that for a teaser?
We are probably posting stuff.
But speaking of the Tour of Mythicality,
if you want to experience us live on a stage,
you can still do that November 8th.
We're gonna be in Toronto, Ontario.
Hmm, that's Canada.
The Sony Center.
Then Friday, November 9th, we're gonna be
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And then Saturday, November 10th, we're gonna be in,
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So go to tourmythicality.com.
There are still available tickets for those.
They are moving pretty quickly.
But if you wanna, we don't make it
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This is probably the only time that the Tour of Mythicality
will be coming to that part of the country.
Come see us.
So make it happen, Captain.
And we may have a magician there with us.
I don't know, it depends.
Depends on how this conversation goes.
Now, we got a really good friend of ours, Mike,
who is following in our footsteps of turning 40.
Yeah.
And so he's like, I gotta do something,
I gotta have a good 40th party.
And he wanted to do something involving.
He wanted to go to the,
Like telescopes. The telescope.
But then that was booked up.
Mount Wilson, you can have a party inside of a telescope.
And it's actually, Pretty awesome.
Much more exciting than that sounded.
We were really excited.
Because I actually toured these telescopes
with my kids last year and thought to myself,
and they were like, you can have a birthday party here?
And I was like, I don't even know anything about astronomy.
I'm one of those guys who says astronomy
and astrology interchangeably.
Okay, that's cool.
No, I'm not.
But there are, you know who you are.
But it turns out it was booked up,
so we couldn't make that happen.
But it also turns out that Mike's second passion,
in addition to the far reaches of the galaxy,
is the far reaches of supernatural phenomenon
in the form of magic.
I think he may be misrepresenting his perception there.
I think he just likes the thrill of being fooled.
Because he is a very knowledgeable guy
about pretty much everything.
And he knows the secrets behind lots of magic tricks.
Okay. He's read about them.
He's fascinated but he likes to give himself over
to the process of being amazed by magic
and the best opportunity for that to happen.
In Los Angeles.
Is the Magic Castle.
Maybe in the world, I don't know.
I think it's a pretty special place, this Los Angeles, because it has a place called the Magic Castle. Maybe in the world, I don't know. I think it's a pretty special place, this Los Angeles,
because it has a place called the Magic Castle.
Now, we have, so a whole group of our friends,
we went to the Magic Castle to celebrate his 40th birthday.
But just to explain what the Magic Castle is,
if you don't know, Basically in the heart of Hollywood,
kind of up on this slope, there's a mansion.
It's not a castle.
It's a mansion, I would say.
It kind of looks like if you've seen
the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland.
Now the house was just there, but then at some point
it was bought by these people who wanted to turn it
into a private magic club.
Of course.
I guess decades ago.
Yeah, decades.
So in order to get into this place,
you just can't show up and go in,
you can't even make reservations
like it's a restaurant or something.
You have to know someone who is a member.
And a member, as far as I understand it,
can be an actual magician or someone who is just really
into magic and is willing to pay the dues to hang out there
and rub shoulders with the magicians.
You don't have to be a magician to be a member?
No.
I think you either have to be a magician
or you have to be very knowledgeable.
It's a different type of member.
You probably have to like write a paper
about magic or something to show your appreciation.
This isn't, nobody just gets into this place.
You can be like an honorary member.
I don't know what it's called, but.
But we know a member, his name is Joel Ward.
He is a magician.
Yeah.
And he was the magic consultant on season one
of Buddy System because Paige Kennedy acted in that
as Maxwell and his character puts on a magic show
in one of the episodes if you've watched that.
He's a horrible showman but he's a legitimate magic maker.
Like I wouldn't even call him a magician.
He actually has magical powers.
He is a wizard.
But he's a wizard but he can't,
he has none of the showmanship required
to be an entertaining magician.
We thought that was.
Which I think we're gonna get into that.
We thought that was ironic.
We thought that would be funny.
Right.
But he had, so even though he could do real magic,
he could make a woman, he could
particulate a woman out of nothing,
like make a person.
Yeah.
His magic consisted of doing really lame tricks,
really underwhelming tricks.
But he was actually doing the trick.
Even though he only-
And that was the distinction in his own mind.
I still think it was funny.
Like tying a knot in a rope and then pulling it
and the knot disappears.
He's like taking two rings and putting them together.
The difference between me and other magicians.
We know you didn't watch Buddy System season one
so we're explaining it to you.
You should have.
The difference between him and other magicians
was they're doing the same thing, the result is the same,
however, he's actually doing it.
Yeah.
Isn't that funny? But in order for him to actually doing it. Yeah. Isn't that funny?
But in order for him to actually do it in that scene,
he had to be taught how to do it as a trick.
As a trick.
Because he's not actually a wizard, he's an actor.
Yeah.
So Joel showed up under a tent at Venice Beach
because we were shooting another scene there
and Paige met him there and like under a tent,
he taught him how to do some magic tricks.
Yeah, and then he was there when we were shooting.
He was still consulting, but he's like a legit magician.
And we had to look him up because you have to have an in.
And so he put us on the list, so to speak,
and then granted us access into the magic castle.
But it's not that simple,
because you also gotta have the proper dress code.
I mean, they sent me this long email.
They really keep this thing, they try to keep it pristine.
One of our friends had on pants that were not jeans.
They were black dress pants,
but they were jean-like.
And he actually called.
They had a denim-like quality.
He called ahead of time and said,
I'm letting you know that I am wearing black pants
that look a little bit like jeans, but they're not jeans.
Am I gonna be okay?
And the woman said, yes, you'll be okay.
Turns out when he showed up.
I didn't know he called ahead of time.
Oh, he called ahead of time.
Wow.
When he showed up, the woman who was not the woman
he had spoken to on the phone,
who was the woman that looks you up and down
to make sure that you are acceptable into the castle.
The sorceress?
She said, you can't come in.
And he was like, I called ahead of time
and spoke with name that will not be spoken here.
Eventually he worked it out.
Everything was okay, he got in, but just,
that gives you, I mean, they take this seriously.
So we knew we had to dress up.
The problem was we had a meeting.
We had a meeting leading right up to,
because Mike wanted to get there when it opened
and he wanted to stay until it closed,
which we were there from 5 p.m. to 1.30 a.m.
Can you believe that?
That's eight and a half hours.
I have never been at any one thing that long.
Not even work.
We were at a magic castle.
I'm pretty sure we set a record.
Well, I'll tell you right now,
I think we set a record for the most fun
that you can have at a magic castle.
Yeah, but it was a funny story
because we had to get dressed.
We were at a meeting with Stevie.
The three of us were at a meeting
on the other side of town,
on the west side, and then we had to drive through
the late afternoon traffic to get back to the Magic Castle,
trying to get there for this very specific act
that Mike wanted to see at 5 p.m.
And so we took our suits with us.
Yeah, I'm talking suit, pants, jacket, button-up shirt,
tie, dress shoes. Dress shoes.
Dress shoes is the only thing you can wear.
Yeah.
But we had to get dressed in transit on the road.
Because we were running late.
So Steve, he's driving. Yeah.
And I mean, because at one point I thought
we were just gonna take a lift or something
to get over there.
But then we were running so late,
it was just like, Stevie, we just need you to take us.
We're like running back to the car in the parking lot
and like talking her into taking us through
the heart of Hollywood dark.
And I felt more comfortable changing clothes in a car
with someone I knew than just like a Lyft driver that I've never met.
Turns out it's pretty difficult.
I mean I'm not six foot seven.
Yeah for you it's your thing.
But in that front seat.
I was in the back seat.
It was kind of difficult to change.
Like I mean I'm no magician but I thought I could be
a contortionist once I started pulling that off.
Yeah. Like literally I was I started pulling that off. Yeah.
Like literally I was having to pull things off.
But neither of us were able to button our pants
because-
Well, when you're doubled over
and you're putting on dress pants,
and you know the dress pants that they got us in these days.
Oh, they're so tight. They're so tight.
And I think, I just think I'm still growing.
Who's they, by the way?
The fashion mongers.
The people we submit ourselves to
when we have to get dressed up, yeah.
That's who they are.
The fashion mongers.
They deal in fashion.
They say, well, I'm like, isn't this too tight?
Like, I feel like if I flex a quad,
I'm gonna burst a seam like Bruce Banner.
Well, it's like Nick Kroll busted his seam
on a late night show recently.
On Kimmel I think.
Yeah because the pants are too tight.
But it's also very difficult to figure out
how long your tie is when you're seated
and your pants are untucked, I mean,
and your shirt is untucked.
Well when you're doubled over, I think the tip
of your tie should touch your kneecap.
So I had to keep tying my tie and then like standing up
in the back of Stevie's car just to see
where it would hit me.
I had to retie my tie four times.
Yeah but we could not, I mean so she finally gets us there.
We're a little bit late.
I'm glad we had 50 minutes to get across town
because I needed every bit of it just to get ready.
And that still didn't involve zipping and buttoning
the pants, because we both get out of our car
and then we're like buttoning our pants.
We get dropped off in front of the Magic Castle.
There's like a line of people who have been waiting
for this moment for their entire life.
We get out and just start zipping, tucking in
and zipping up.
It was like, these guys are ready.
Like an old man, you know how an old man,
he'll like, it's just the middle of the day,
it's like time to retuck my shirt in.
And an old man will just unbutton and unzip
and then start going elbow deep,
pushing the shirt tail down.
Yeah.
And then, you know, it doesn't matter what you see.
It doesn't matter. It's all covered.
Yeah, it's all covered. It's all covered.
You might see a little boxers action or something.
That's what we were doing.
We've now made our way into old age
because we are unapologetically zipping
and buttoning pants in public.
But we did make it to the Magic Castle
and we were let in because once we zipped up,
tucked in and put the belt on, we looked good.
And you go to the reception area,
they look at your pants,
make sure there's no denim quality to them.
You give them your name or the name and they say,
okay, go over to this bookshelf and say,
open sesame to the little owl.
And you go over there and you whisper, open sesame, right?
That was a magic word.
Yeah.
And then the bookcase magically opens.
Can we talk about this?
Are we gonna get in trouble?
Because we can't take photos.
So we couldn't take photos.
You can't take cameras in there.
You can take your phones,
but if you're seen with your phone in picture mode,
I don't know if they make you disappear.
I don't know how it works, but.
I didn't sign anything, I don't think.
Yeah.
I didn't check any boxes on the internet, even.
We will talk about things and we'll get specific at times,
but when we feel like we're about to cross
some line of the magician's code will stop.
So we're gonna let you know all about
the trip to the Magic Castle and how it is affecting
our minds and how we're perceiving magicians these days.
And their coolness.
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Okay, so.
So here we go, we're going into the Magic Castle,
we meet up with our friends, I mean,
there's like multiple bars, there's multiple levels.
You eat dinner there at a certain point,
we had like a private room because we signed up
for the Houdini seance, which happens in this room.
Man, I love nothing more, well, than potentially magic.
We'll get to that.
But besides that, going out with a group of my friends
and then we're seated at a table that's round.
Boy, that makes me happy.
That's why this table is round.
I stress out about who am I sitting next to
and what conversations am I just gonna be on the fringe of
and know that they're having a better conversation than me
but I can't quite get into it.
And it's not just the roundness of the table.
The roundness of the table is important
but you also have to have the private room.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you wanna have a group of 12 people
have an open conversation that everyone is a part of,
which is what happened, it was beautiful.
Oh yeah.
You need a 12 person round table in a private room.
Not always something that can be arranged.
There's only a few places in the world that have it.
Magic Castle is one of them.
Now I will say that this was my,
I believe it's my fifth time going to the Magic Castle
in the six years that I've lived in Los Angeles.
You sure it's not your fourth?
I guess four.
I think you've been four, I've been three before.
I've been with, well, I don't know.
I've been with you and your parents, which is fabulous.
Yeah.
Then I went.
Magical.
Then we went with Julian Smith, the three of us went.
And hadn't we gone before that too?
Maybe it was your fourth or fifth time.
And then I went back, Christy and I went back
with my dad and his wife.
And then I guess the fourth time was the other night
with Mike's party.
The first time I went, it was with your parents
and there was one magician who,
we actually devoted an entire episode
of Good Mythical Morning, I'm just remembering this,
to talking about this magician that we saw
on the main stage who was this ultra-theatrical presentation
involving a man in a suit with a whole crap ton
of doves. Of doves.
Doves, man.
He just backed up. I've never thought you could make doves. The truck of doves. So excitingves. Doves, man. He just backed up. I've never thought
you can make doves so exciting.
The truck of doves just dumped it on us.
He had so many doves and we.
They were flying out of every orifice of his suit.
We were enjoying him creating doves out of thin air so much
that we both had a laugh attack.
Like, very few times in my life
have I enjoyed something so thoroughly
that I just began to laugh uncontrollably.
Enter a land in euphoria.
But we were laughing because it was,
there was an element of it that was amazing
that how can he be producing doves to this
with again and again and again?
But then there was another part of us laughing.
It was his style.
At his style.
We were laughing at him.
We were.
It was so cheesy.
Yeah, unbelievably cheesy.
Unbelievably cheesy.
I mean, he would snap his head towards us and wink
or his eyes would get big or his mouth would open
for no reason.
He would just kind of-
So a dove could come out.
And there was a woman, there was like a female assistant
and that was weird.
But it was just, there was almost, I would say,
a sad desperation to it that made it poignant.
Wow, that's harsh.
I mean it was, it seems like something,
and the music was like scored in the 80s, like 1982,
and it had not changed.
Yeah, it was old school.
Since then.
But it was as if.
But it was done so sincerely.
He was sincere, he wasn't being ironic.
Now, I think there's a few things we should say.
It was not cool, is what I'm saying.
There's a few things we should say.
There's nothing cool about it.
Just to give you the full picture,
to expand on what you said earlier.
So basically it's a mansion, a very large house
that has a number of large rooms that are basically,
you can see magicians in different contexts.
Everything from, if you go up to a bar,
a magician may come up and just start interacting with you
and do magic for you right there.
You can go to these parlors and there'll be
like a magician set up and like five to 10 people
will kinda gather around and watch them do some magic.
But then there's a close magic room
which probably holds 15 people.
So you're really right in there watching a magician.
It's like stadium seating but just 15 people. There's're really right in there watching a magician. It's like stadium seating, but just 15 people.
There's another room that's stadium seating
that has maybe 40 people, 35.
And then there's like a theater that's just flat
and has like chairs and it's got more of a stage.
For doves and whatnot.
And that's where Dove Man was.
And whenever you go.
And it's all scheduled out.
You get a schedule at the beginning of the night.
It can be different magicians. And there's also scheduled out. You get a schedule at the beginning of the night. It can be different magicians.
And there's also a restaurant, hits the big table.
So you also have a meal if you want.
So we had the meal, all the shows,
and then the seance at the end of the night.
But I've never seen the same magician there twice
in the four times that I've gone.
It's because people come through LA
and then they do their magic.
And I'm under the impression these magicians
are traveling far and wide doing their thing
or their things.
Turns out there's a lot of different things
under the umbrella of magic.
Yeah, there is.
Well, I wanted to set that stage just for a second
just to give people the full picture of what we experienced
but I do think it's important to establish the baseline
of how we think about magicians before we start talking
about what we experienced.
That feels like the best way to do it.
Well I think the Dove Man was.
That's the data point definitely.
Another data point before that is just
everything on television.
I mean, I even heard someone talking about it
in our last trip to the Magic Castle.
Someone was like, man, I just keep thinking
about Arrested Development.
And Job was a magician of sorts,
well, not of sorts.
He was a magician, if I remember correctly.
And he was very, I mean.
He is, the show's still on.
That's true.
The carrot, you know, his onstage persona
was like very self serious and dramatic
in a similar way to the Dove guy.
Like I mean, very sharp looks and sharp movements and.
It's very easy to parody because it.
No self awareness.
It's almost a parody of itself.
Now confession, I've had this perception about magicians
for quite some time that I will enjoy a magic show,
especially like a close magician doing something. I like giving myself over to the illusion.
And at no point am I tempted to think
that actual magic is happening.
But I love thinking, man, the artistry, the craftsmanship
that goes into how many hours were put into getting
this trick right so that it looks like magic.
I love that.
But at the same time, I've always thought,
this is not for me.
I am separate from this.
I am here to observe, but I don't want to cross the line
and be the magician because I think less of them, okay?
That's the traditional disposition that I've brought to this.
In fact, my son was once at Disneyland
and there is a magic shop in the Magic Kingdom.
Okay.
Which makes all kinds of sense.
Doesn't it?
And he went in there and he was like,
"'Dad, can I get this magic trick?'
And I said,
"'Son, you don't wanna be the kid who does magic.'"
And I feel, now let me say, I feel bad about this.
You can talk to me about how bad of a parent I am.
I typically don't do this.
That's such a your dad thing to say, by the way.
I feel bad about it, especially based on how I think now.
Okay, but I didn't, I have a perception,
I have carried a perception of magicians
and I didn't want my son to fall into that category
and I thought that maybe if he gets one trick,
it's all he needs and next thing you know,
he's got a magic show with doves at the magic castle,
which I will enjoy.
I will enjoy, but I don't want to be directly related to.
Right.
Do you know what I mean?
You don't want that in your own house.
Yeah.
Because that's, because. So you see what I mean? You don't want that in your own house. Yeah. Because that's, because.
So you see where I'm coming from.
I mean, that's, I confess.
And we wrote a character that we thought it was funny
to make, I mean, we've already been through it,
but it was, you know, we just saw the comedy
and like the lack of self-awareness that you need in order to fully commit to being a magician.
So yeah, I mean, I've shared that sentiment.
I mean, you actually introduced me to a friend
of yours back home who was a magician.
Also named Michael.
And he could do some, I mean,
the up close magic that he could do was.
So impressive.
Very impressive.
Mind blowing.
Yeah.
But I mean, my observation is that
it's a certain personality type that,
I mean, I'm not gonna, again, it's like,
I feel like
this is tough, right? I don't wanna be a jerk.
We are jerks though.
We are jerks. Okay.
By looking down our nose and saying,
I'm cooler than that.
So I'm just, we are owning it.
Right.
You know, it's like saying, okay,
like a sound man is a certain type of person.
Like if you work in touring environments enough,
you know there's a certain personality profile
associated with the person behind the soundboard.
And I'm gonna use that as an example of just,
you know, it's not about being cool or not being cool,
it's about a certain type of profession
is a certain subset of personalities.
And I think that's what, magicians are like that.
You know, and I think, you know,
it's kind of akin to like a band kid.
You know, like, okay, I play the saxophone.
And again, I applaud band kids.
I tried to be one and I failed.
Played trumpet in seventh grade.
But to make it all the way through the orchestra,
I think there's certain personality types
that excel at that.
Okay, what you're talking about is exactly
the subject of this article that Feldman pulled up.
This was an Esquire article that mostly talked about
the magician Dynamo, who's apparently a really big magician
in England.
Okay.
And Jim Merritt wrote this article back in 2015,
so a few years old.
A few quotes from this.
so a few years old. A few quotes from this.
Cool kids don't become magicians
because it requires being alone in your bedroom
for hours and hours practicing magic tricks.
Now, the name of this article, by the way,
is Will Magicians Ever Be Seen as Cool?
And it centers around this guy, Dynamo,
who is kinda trying to break the mold a little bit.
And then it talks about David Blaine,
who is probably the best example
of someone trying to be anti-magician.
But then he goes on to basically say
that even David Blaine,
who we've actually seen do magic in person,
and it close up literally two feet away.
Yeah, and it made me shit my pants.
But the point of the article is that while he is cool,
I mean not literally, but.
He is cool.
He's not actually cool is what this guy says.
Now, let me continue with this.
There's something irredeemably geeky
about the kind of play magicians are involved in,
says Lev Grossman, author of fantasy novel, The Magicians.
They're engaged in a kind of public childlike make believe.
I don't think that could ever be cool
or even that it should be.
It's interesting because you mentioned geekery,
which I mean, geekery has become a lane of cool.
Mm-hmm.
And so if magicianry is a subset of geekery,
did geekery bring it up closer to the surface
and all the way into coolness?
Well, okay, let me continue.
There's a couple other points that I want you to consider.
He continues, the thing about magicians.
But can I just summarize that other point?
So you're telling me that he says
that because it's a public, it's play, it's, it's.
It's childlike.
It's childlike in terms of your suspension of disbelief.
I mean, is it acting?
Well. Okay, go ahead.
Okay.
The thing about magicians which defines them
is that they know things we don't, Lev says,
which is also true of cool people.
They understand things that the rest of us don't
and never will.
A cool magician is a double negative.
We can give magicians everything else,
money, fame, and attention, but they can't be cool.
You can have magic or you can be cool,
but you can't have both.
That's his theory.
I don't know what to say to that.
I mean, so it's, we can't give them the power of coolness
because then they'll have everything?
Well, he goes on to talk about how there is a sense of,
I think the most compelling part of this
is that the thing that draws people to,
and again, I'm not saying this is right.
I'm just saying that our society
has deemed certain people cool and typically they deem
people who play sports as being cool,
which I don't agree with that, I'm just saying that that is,
and I do agree with you that that is changing, right?
I mean, the whole geek culture has shifted that somewhat,
but traditionally, it's like, okay,
if you do things that are social,
that kinda show your dominance in front of people,
whereas the skills required to become a magician
do involve kinda being alone, spending a lot of time,
mastering this thing, but I think that maybe,
this last thing, I think is about authenticity.
Perhaps that's why magic and cool can never mix.
At some base level, we sense that the people who do magic
are often seeking something, attention, street cred, power,
and there's no quicker way to derail social acceptance
than by appearing to want it and want it really, really bad.
And above all, there's the elephant in the room
that no amount of smoke, mirrors, or branded footwear
can conceal when it comes to cool,
the currency is authenticity
and nothing magicians do is real.
I think that's an interesting theory.
I think a much simpler one to also consider is that
I think the tricks themselves,
if you're really good at it, are mind blowing.
Like Joel took us aside, our whole group,
just impromptu and he sat down and he started doing
card tricks right there in front of us
and they were absolutely amazing.
We were like screaming.
I loved it.
You were like dancing. You were like screaming. I loved it. You were like dancing.
You were like doing high knees.
I wanted to run away and come back repeatedly.
It was, he just tricked us so hard.
And he's a very good performer.
I think the intersection between
the skill to develop a really good illusion
or really good tricks or whatever,
to pull that off and to blow people's minds
and also to adopt a demeanor of performance.
Those are two totally different skill sets
to like be an interpersonal performer,
to adopt a character even,
or the lack of a character in order to draw people in
or entertain people.
It's a different skill set than being really good
at the trick itself.
And so to be good at both of those things,
I think is really difficult.
They may actually be opposed.
Because I think to be really. They may actually be opposed because I think
to be really good at magic tricks,
there's a level of self-awareness that
you might have to chuck out.
But then you really have to,
like I think a lot of the best actors,
I mean, have a lot of neurosis as far as like self-awareness.
But I think that's the beautiful thing about it.
I think that my operating thesis at this point
in the conversation is that magicians aren't cool
and they shouldn't be and it would ruin it if they were
and I don't want them to be and when I say cool,
I'm using the traditional understanding
of what society is being.
So I could actually say
that they actually are cool if cool means
awesome, you know what I'm saying?
So, because what I will say is that they,
if you're trying, I think this is kind of what
the article's gonna, if you're trying really, really hard
to be like relevant,
well, you can tell, you're already doing this magic thing
which is this super attention-getting thing.
If you're doing it and you're like wearing these cool clothes
or whatever and you're trying to be like super cool
in your approach, it seems too try hard.
You just can't, you can't go all the way.
It's gonna be, the authenticity is already in question.
When you're doing something that's,
you're purposely deceiving people, that's part of your act.
You might as well have this caricatured approach to it
that shows that there isn't a self-awareness.
That's what makes it great.
Like we gotta talk about Zabrecki.
Okay yeah, I think we need to talk about you.
Because here's the thing, we should tell that story
as a case study in what I believe is the coolest magician
that I have ever experienced in a room with me.
Yeah.
But before I do, I will just say that,
to piggyback on what you're saying,
I started to think about standup comedians,
because there's some similarities.
Like the thing about they have a microphone,
they're on a stage, they're basically saying,
I want to entertain you.
I want you to like what I'm saying and respond to it.
It has that, it could have that desperate feel of
please respond to me.
And the comedians that seem desperate,
the comedians that seem like they're doing a routine.
It's hard to make that work.
They're the ones that don't work.
That's not cool.
The comedians that are cool are the comedians
that you just think that it feels like
they're just saying this stuff directly from their heart.
But that's a certain type of comedian.
There's a whole type of comedian.
There's a whole other group of,
there's many different categories of standup comedians
that don't-
Like a joke-based comedian.
Don't do the authentic thing,
but they do many different things.
And I'm not just talking about something as cheesy
as prop comedy.
But yeah.
There's many different lanes.
Hold on, but prop comedy moves into,
now we've got a Venn diagram between magicians
and prop comedians, right?
And there's crossover in the props.
And neither of them are cool.
Carat Top is not cool.
When he tried to get buff and get cool, it got worse.
You know what I'm saying?
He should have went further into not being cool,
which made him more entertaining.
That's precisely what I'm saying.
But there's a lot more standup comedians
who figure out their persona in a way that's like,
man, that person is cool.
Versus in my limited experience,
I have a theory that there's a much lower percentage
of magicians who have succeeded at adopting
a cool persona
than a standup comedian, I think is that much more difficult
because of the reasons that you went into from that article.
Yeah.
But we did experience somebody that I would say
on a scale of zero to 100% authentically,
like when somebody's really,
when somebody's really cool, you have this sinking feeling
that you feel like you don't have it.
That's what really makes somebody cool.
It really taps into your own insecurities,
whatever they may be.
I think that's a component of discerned coolness.
And I'd experienced that with this guy
before he humiliated me in front of everybody.
Zabrecki is his name. And we saw him. Mike had done research on this guy before he humiliated me in front of everybody. Zabrecki is his name and we saw him.
Mike had done research on this guy.
Somehow he knew that this guy was good
and he was telling us and I was like,
I looked at Christy and I rolled my eyes,
I was like, no, get your hopes up.
I mean it is in the closeup magic room
which where the best things happen.
Yeah, well, a little funny aside,
something that happened in that room is we go into the room,
you have to stand in line
because there's a lot of demand for different acts.
And so we're standing in line for probably half an hour.
45 minutes.
We were there for eight and a half hours,
so that was a blink of an eye.
So we're standing there waiting,
and then I'm one of the last people to come into the room
and I see that there's way more people in the room
than there are seats but I also notice that Jason Sudeikis
and Olivia Wilde are sitting in the middle
and there's like 12 seats in this room
and then I also see Nathan from Nathan For You.
They're all in the room.
You also saw me, Link from.
Rhett and Link.
Link is standing up but the real celebrities are seated.
And one of the guys in our group,
who's the most likely in our group to confront in this way,
said he was upset that we'd been waiting in line and then we walk in there
and then they're seated and we don't have a seat.
And of course I'm like, that's Jason Sudeikis
and Olivia Wallace, I'm not gonna say anything.
Of course I'll stand up, that's fine,
I'm not gonna say anything.
But you heard him, you heard him say this,
what did he say to them?
He didn't say to them, he said it sort of out.
Well, as will come into play later,
I had had something to drink.
I was a little inebriated.
It wasn't milk.
So I wasn't, all of my attention was not honed on him
at this moment, but I was,
my attention was drawn to him when he started in a loud voice saying
to whoever in the room would listen
that he's not a celebrity and he doesn't have a seat.
But.
He was like, I may not be famous.
But I was waiting in line.
But I did wait for half an hour.
And at that point, my attention was drawn to him
and I shushed him.
You were like.
I was like shush, shush, shush.
I don't want Jason Zudeikis and Olivia Wilde
to know that I'm with you.
So I shushed him as you would shush a stranger.
But that blew over pretty quickly
and then Zabrecki came out.
Yeah, so I'm standing there kind of in the back
and you were further down on the right side.
Two people in front of you down the right side.
Stadium seating.
He comes, he parts a curtain, comes and sits down
and this guy has like a gaunt face,
like a very thin face, like you can see
like the outline of his skull and his cheekbones.
He looks like he would be like the butler
for the Addams Family.
Deep set eyes. Tuxedo, piercing gaze.
He sits down, doesn't say anything
and just looks around the room.
And he had this like AI quality to him,
like an automaton.
Animatronic.
Animatronic, like he was looking around without blinking
and then he just starts to speak
in a way not much different than this.
And sometimes he would say jokes
without changing his intonation or expression at all.
It was beautiful.
Right from the beginning, I was like,
this man is a master.
Strong comedic choice with 100% commitment that.
Unwavering. Unwavering.
And immediately gripped me as cool.
I mean, he hadn't done one trick, but he was kind of scary.
He was confident, there was no searching for acceptance
and he just commanded the room.
And that's cool, man.
If you can walk and sit down and say hardly anything.
If the, okay, here's the thing.
In the broad definition of cool, I'm 100% in agreement.
It's amazingly cool because it's amazingly awesome
for all the reasons that you just stated.
But in the traditional understanding of like,
like if somebody was like, is he a cool guy?
I'd be like, let me explain some things about him.
He's not normal, he's weird, but weird good,
and weird good is cool.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Well, he was also a character.
I didn't think that that was really him.
Nope, we talked to him after the seance
because he did our seance.
And I think while he was still in character somewhat,
I think he also was being, I think he's just-
He was amping up himself.
He's an eccentric dude in a very good way.
I love everything about his act.
He seems like a really cool guy,
but the tradition, he's not like,
if somebody said, you know what I'm getting at?
He's not the traditional understanding of cool,
he's beyond cool, and I don't want,
I feel like I'm diminishing him by calling him cool,
because he's beyond cool.
Did he, he did the feather on the nose trick
with Lisa and Caroline, right?
Yeah.
Because I think this is one of the first tricks
that stood out.
He brought the two of them, they're both from our group up,
like facing each other at the tables
and then he was in the middle
and he got them to close their eyes
and then he took a feather and he went
and he touched Lisa's nose and then he said,
if I just touched your nose, raise your hand.
And they both raised their hand.
And then he kept doing it.
He never came close to touching Caroline anywhere
with anything.
I have to believe that the way this trick works
is that he is at some point touching both people
in the same place.
That's my guess.
I could not see it and I knew to be looking for it
because he knows that's what you're gonna be looking for.
Yeah, he did it five times.
So after the second time,
you're watching both people intently to see who he's touching.
But let me tell him my perspective
of this trick he did with you.
So at one point he was like,
he began looking around the room
and he made eye contact with me and immediately passed by me
and looked at the person next to me and then he looks
at Link and there's twinkle in his eyes.
He's like, I'm going to speak with this man.
He's like, you sir.
And at that point, I was in a daze.
I think I was kind of looking down and at nothing.
All you had to do, the basis of the trick is
he takes a book and he begins flipping through
the pages of the book and Link is supposed to say stop
and then he's supposed to stop on the page that he's at
and then the trick proceeds.
Well, that took seven minutes with Link.
Okay.
Well he started flipping the book and he was like,
tell me when to stop.
All you had to do was say stop.
I said stop and he would be done with the book
and they would laugh at me.
No, no, no, this is how long it would be.
He would be like all you have to do
is tell me when to stop, then he would go
and then you would say stop.
But you're trying to present it as if
he wasn't doing that on purpose.
That that was just me being a numbskull.
I mean it was a little bit of both.
He was doing it.
He knew that he could get you.
He magically could get to the end of the book before I said it. He knew that he could get you. He magically could get to the end of the book
before I said stop. He knew that he could get you.
He could see.
And then you were saying things like,
I know what you're trying to do to me and I like it.
Which by the way, Olivia Wilde thought was hilarious.
I mean I was looking at Olivia Wilde the whole time.
The whole time, huh?
Most of the time.
And I mean I was taste at Olivia Wilde the whole time. The whole time, huh? Most of the time. And I mean, I was tastefully doing it.
Like when he was working with you,
I had an excuse to look back.
And she was just two people from you,
so I looked at her instead of looking at you.
And she loved you, man.
You should have talked to her later.
Because she just got a big kick out of you.
Well, I finally said stop while there were still pages
turning and he stops and then he,
it's like a novel looking book, like a creepy looking book
and he starts walking towards me and I'm like oh crap.
And he's like okay I want you to remember the page number
and the word in the upper left hand corner of the book
underneath the page number. Right underneath the page number. the word in the upper left hand corner of the book underneath the page number.
Right underneath the page number.
And you said,
No, I did not say, I did not say it out loud.
Oh, you didn't say it out loud?
No, I didn't say it out loud
because I wasn't gonna tell him the number.
You remembered it.
I had to remember it.
And then he did some other tricks.
He did something else.
And then he gave me the book at that point.
And he did some other tricks.
And then he's like, okay, now back to you, sir.
He's like, find the page that you remember from earlier.
And I started flipping, I used my phone
and the light on my phone in order to see
because it was so dark in there.
I'm like fumbling for my phone
and then I'm fumbling to turn the pages
and the page number was 223.
It was like a 400 page book, man.
It's not easy to find 223.
It took me a long time and everybody thought
it was really funny.
90 seconds. That, I couldn't. I mean, I don't know. I couldn't find 223. It took me a long time and everybody thought it was really funny. 90 seconds.
I couldn't find the page.
You do know that the numbers are in order.
Like that's typically can zero in on it pretty fast.
He did a mind trick on me where I couldn't find the page.
And then I'm like, I'm sorry this is taking so long.
I think you're doing this to me or something.
I don't know what I said.
Then I finally find 220, 221, 222.
And I finally, I'm like, I found it.
And then I look and the page is ripped out of the book.
I'm like, it's not here.
It's been ripped out of the book.
And then he points to the wall.
And there's a frame.
A frame picture.
That has page 223 ripped out and behind the frame.
And he was like, read the word,
and Lisa goes up and reads 223.
Dandy or something like that.
Shabby. Shabby.
The word was shabby. Shabby.
Anyway, it was amazing.
Again, magic tricks are not the type of thing
that you describe on a podcast and then your mind is blown.
You kinda have to be there.
Yeah, right, that was probably dumb of us.
I think the, but it was mind blowing.
But in addition to that, the way he was able
to manipulate me to be the butt of the joke,
and I had, there was no escaping it.
There was nothing I could do in order to not fall
into his trap.
No matter what I did, he would have had a way
to make it funny and everybody was,
and the more people laughed,
the more I was like fumbling for the page.
He constructed a brilliant comedy routine
using me as a subject.
And it was cool.
Now, okay, so Zabrecki is the pinnacle, right?
Zabrecki's the pinnacle for us, at least that night.
I started to rethink everything.
Now, let me just take a short aside,
and I found this forum where the question was asked
in 2007, magician's attire, what do you wear?
And then, presumably, magicians began to answer
what they wear.
And so in contrast to Zabrecki, so here's what I want,
this is my premise, not all magicians are cool.
No, no, no, no, no.
Just being a great magician does not make you cool.
It's how you're a magician.
Zabrecki, cool.
Let me give you some examples of what I consider not cool.
In their own words?
So the question was, what do you wear
when you go out and perform magic?
Okay.
One guy says, I just wear my regular style of clothes,
which in my case is the whole skater look.
Okay, okay, skater boy.
Another guy says, I usually wear a regular white tee
and jeans with a lot of pockets.
Just picture that for a second.
Yeah, that's great.
Jeans with a lot of pockets.
Okay.
Give me another one.
Usually when I get the chance to go out
and perform for friends, I'm wearing my everyday stuff.
You know, boot cut jeans and an affliction shirt
or something.
I'm not making this up.
An affliction shirt or something.
I wear a T-shirt, jeans almost every time
unless I go to a wedding or something like that,
sunglasses, a watch, and my eagle ring every time.
Eagle ring every time.
Okay, this is not what I expected you to read.
I'm not done.
I thought you were gonna say like,
I wear a bow tie and a tux and a top hat.
These are guys who are trying so hard
to be cool and is it working?
I'm just talking about it.
It's 11 years ago in a forum.
And can you sense the uncoolness?
Let me continue.
When performing professionally,
I wear a nice button-up shirt, jeans,
and sometimes a fedora.
Yes, of course.
Sometimes.
Once in a while, I go all out
and wear a gray vest and necktie over it.
There we go.
For everyday performances,
I just wear baggy jeans and a T-shirt.
My, another guy, my modus operandi.
I just feel horrible laughing at people.
No, listen, no, this is important.
My modus operandi is to go one step above
who I'm performing for.
Oh yeah.
For casual performances, I'm normally in jeans
slash cargo pants and a tee with a short sleeve shirt
on top in the summer, shorts all the way.
Can you imagine a magician in shorts?
Well that's two more sleeves to pull something out of.
Doves are flying out of the thigh area now.
Okay, guys, all right.
What you said notwithstanding, I do agree,
I'm not trying to make fun of people for the way they dress
even though that's what I just did.
What I'm saying is is that there is,
I mean, there is no world
in which cargo pants are cool.
I mean, it's just, it's superficial, it's shallow,
it doesn't ultimately matter.
It's a privilege to just be able to make that observation.
They're functional, they do have a lot of pockets.
Maybe you can put things like scarves and handkerchiefs
and balls that you're gonna take out
and blow people's minds, probably dubs.
What if you pulled like really nonsensical memes
out of your pocket?
But let me tell you right now,
Zabrecki, my friend, was not wearing anything like this.
He was in this very cool black suit
with a simple white shirt he had on black dress pants.
He looked like a magician.
And I'm saying he is doing it the right way.
No, it wasn't cheesy, he didn't have a top hat on.
Fedora, no vest. He didn't have weird
glasses that are obviously for effect.
He just looked like a person
that would command your attention.
And let me also say that our good friend
and our connection to the whole Magic Castle,
Mr. Joel Ward,
totally different thing going on.
He's not, he doesn't look like he should be a butler
for the Addams Family, he just looks like a nice guy
and he just had on a nice fitting-
Friendly, unassuming guy.
He just had a nice gray suit on with a white shirt.
Again, he didn't look like he was trying too hard
and he didn't look like he was trying to not try hard. He didn't have shorts on, he didn't look like he was trying too hard and he didn't look like he was trying
to not try hard.
He didn't have shorts on, he wouldn't have gotten
into the Magic Castle if he did.
But you see what I'm saying?
If he was putting on that suit on the drive
to the Magic Castle to meet us, he probably would have had
to zip and button it once he got out too.
And exhibit B.
Because it fit.
Exhibit B, there is actually a guy that Feldman found.
Coolmagician.com.
Are you serious?
This guy has self-proclaimed that he is a cool magician.
And I've just done a cursory look at his website,
which is in Comic Sans font.
There we go.
And I know that he's not cool, okay?
I just, listen, nothing against the guy,
but I think my whole point is that magicians are cool,
but not because they're trying to be cool,
not because they're giving tips in forums
on how to seem cool, because an Affliction t-shirt,
hello, even in 2007, wasn't cool.
It was never cool.
Hold on.
I've seen you in some of those shirts.
I never had an Affliction shirt.
You had knockoff Affliction button-ups.
And it wasn't cool at the time.
You had them too.
You told me that when we did Online Nation in 2007
that I wore all that stuff,
and then we brought up the promo pictures,
and you had the same stuff on.
It was a wardrobe person who thought it was cool.
It wasn't cool.
I thought it was cool, it wasn't cool.
2007, same year.
So it's not, we're not saying we're cool.
Just because you know what's cool doesn't make you cool.
I'm saying magicians are cool,
but they're beyond cool.
The ones that aren't cool
are the ones that are trying to be cool, saying that they're cool,
and departing from the tradition
of just dressing like a magician.
Just do it, just embrace it.
Be weird, you're trying to deceive people,
you're doing things that stretch the limits
of people's imagination.
Just embrace that and build off of that.
Well the thing that I tried to grow into as a human
through that experience was to experience
the artistry of it.
I mean there was the guy on the main stage
who was very cheesy, it was like very Disney theme park.
He like had the fake glasses and he acted like he was in an attic
and he was creeping around.
Did you sense desperation in that?
He never talked.
And it was as if the creepy attic was doing magic on him.
So he was constantly, he had a mime quality,
which is very problematic.
And then he was producing things using a mirror.
Which was, that act in itself was cool.
Like that trick, that trick, not the act.
The trick was cool.
His tricks were, all of his tricks worked.
No trick that I saw attempted the entire night
at the Magic Castle failed.
Or even that I could think, oh I know how that was done.
They all legitimately had skills.
I knew how the shadow puppets were done.
Yeah there was a guy who did shadow puppets with his hand.
That was absolutely amazing.
Wasn't actually magic.
Hold on. That part.
And did you sense, I didn't sense any desperation.
Let me just say, I think the thing that's cool
is when you don't sense the desperation
that someone's really trying really hard.
I just think it's really hard to do, man.
It is, but isn't that what every magician
should strive for?
And I think they are. I just think it's that difficult
because again, you have to be the best.
But you're not declaring all magicians cool though,
are you?
No, I'm saying because all magicians can't be cool
and because I agree that they don't need to be cool,
I was actually just trying to appreciate the artistry
associated with not only can this guy do this really convincing magic trick
to make his glasses disappear and then reappear
on the other side of this mirror,
but he put together an entire story,
which was, without saying a word,
I understood that this Disney character dude
was in a creepy attic and magic was happening to him
and he was getting freaked out.
And then he became a millionaire because every time
he would put money bags in front of a mirror,
when he reached behind it,
he would have double the money bags.
And then he would put it in that hand
and then he would do it again and before you knew it,
he had like 16 bags.
Where did all those, where was he hiding all those bags?
It's magic, man.
That's a great trick.
Great trick.
But the theme was a bit kidsy.
Yeah.
But he did create a world within which he told a story
and that is art.
You know, it wasn't exactly for me,
but I did appreciate how he went in for it.
He went all in.
I appreciated it.
I'm just saying that if I'm critiquing it.
I didn't cringe.
Which is what I am doing right now.
And again, I don't have necessarily any right to do this.
I'm just doing it.
I'm just saying that it was the part
where it seemed like I could, I don't want to think,
like when I'm watching a movie,
I don't want to be taken out of the illusion
that it's a story and start thinking about the filmmaking.
So when there's badly written lines,
when there's badly delivered lines,
when there's badly shot shots,
that takes you out in the moment
because you can see the effort of filmmaking, right?
Right.
And the same thing applies to all artistry.
The moment it looks like you're trying.
Especially when it's live.
When you're in a room with 19 other people
and the performer,
I mean, you really feel the tension
if they're not commanding
and if they're not confident.
When you can see somebody imploding.
Oh gosh.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
And I feel for these people, I'm just saying that as a.
Or oblivious, oblivious to the fact that I'm no longer.
That it's not connecting.
Yeah, that it's not connecting.
I mean, and that's why I draw the comparison
to a standup comic, which, you know,
but both of these take a tremendous amount of guts
and skill and artistry.
And I think it's unfortunate that we're viewing this
through the lens of is it cool or not.
But I think what we're exposing.
Again, I think I've established,
unless people aren't listening,
this is not a superficial analysis of magicians.
This is just thinking about it through the lens
of what people traditionally think is cool
and then maybe redefining that.
I'm just making the point that saying magician
is like saying stand-up comedian,
but there's so many different types of stand-up comics, so many different styles, but there's so many different types of standup comics, so many different styles.
And there's so many different styles of magicians
that it's unfair to critique them
under such a broad heading.
The challenge with both is to create an act that connects
and that is skilled to make you,
you know, with a standup comic,
to assume a character and that may be
the most authentic version of you.
It may be a totally fabricated version of a character,
but it needs to connect with flesh and blood
in a physical space.
And you know, I've never had the guts to try either one, honestly,
because it's extremely difficult.
And I think magic is so much harder
because I think the starting point of standup comics
is this like edgy coolness.
And then you can lose that
but you get some cool points for even being on that stage
all along with just a microphone.
Yeah.
But when you bring props or then you start
and then you move further in the Venn diagram
to just bring in a top hat with a rabbit in it,
so to speak.
You've really got your work cut out for you.
Yeah. So it's, you've really got your work cut out for you. Yeah.
So it's, you know, we enjoyed every minute
of every single presentation, but some of it,
we enjoy for different reasons than they intended.
And if I was only basing my enjoyment
on what I considered cool in the traditional sense,
I wouldn't have had a good time.
So what I'm saying is, if you're getting into magic
because you wanna be cool, it's a huge uphill battle.
Forget about it.
Don't make that your goal.
Don't seek to be viewed in a traditionally esteemed way
to do magic.
Do magic to blow people's freaking minds.
And then don't try too hard to look like you're fitting in,
especially, I don't know what the equivalent
of an affliction shirt is right now.
And I really don't know what an eagle ring is.
I have reason to believe that the eagle ring's
probably cool, even still.
Yeah.
Whatever the equivalent of an affliction shirt
is right now, don't wear that when you do magic
because you look like you're trying too hard.
Just dress in an unassuming way,
let your magic speak for itself.
Because to get back to the question,
are magicians actually cool?
Yes, they can be.
But not in the way that you're thinking.
I think it's much more about
checking yourself as an audience member beforehand.
You know, we had the night of our lives
because we made up our minds that we were gonna accept it all
for what it was and find beauty and entertainment
in all of it.
Cool or not. And we ran the gamut.
If you're so concerned about being cool,
then you're gonna miss out.
If you wanna be cool,
you can't even say start a band anymore
because starting a band
is not cool anymore.
Unfortunately, like having a jam band and playing the guitar,
now that's not cool.
If you want to be cool, you gotta be a freaking DJ, right?
You gotta get like turntables.
That's probably too old now.
Yeah, I don't even know.
I don't know what's cool anymore.
I don't try to keep up with it.
I'm just saying that there are certain paths to it.
And don't worry about, just do magic, man.
So I think what I'm gonna have to do is I'm gonna go home
and I'm gonna tell Locke, you know,
it's been six or seven years.
And I'm gonna have to be like,
son, you wanna go to that magic shop and get a trick?
Now, don't do it to be cool, because it's not,
but it could be fun.
Check out Zabrecki.
I'm gonna give a shout out to him, man.
Check it, check it.
He has a Twitter.
I'm a little afraid to say watch videos on YouTube.
I don't know if they exist,
but I just don't think that's how,
you can watch people react to magic on YouTube,
but I don't think you're supposed to watch magic on YouTube.
It's just, you'd be in the room with the guy,
get mesmerized.
It's great.
He's got a Twitter, go follow him there.
Rob Zabrecki.
I mean look at that, Link.
Look at his frickin' Twitter icon.
He looks like he's an astronaut.
Rob Zabrecki, Z-A-B-R-E-C-K-Y.
Thanks Zabrecki for giving us a great night, man.
It was fabulous.
We'll be back. Keep it up.
We'll be back if you're there.
We'll be back anyway.
I'll be back anyway, man.
I love it.
Get dressed up.
And thank you to Joel Ward.
He blew our minds that night.
Oh yeah.
With some magic that we couldn't even begin to figure out.
He was dressed perfectly for what he was doing.
And he's an incredible magician.
So shout out to Joel as well.
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Draw them into the fold and take their wallets.
No, is that what, magicians don't do that,
those are pickpockets.
Yeah, but I'm sure they, some magicians are pickpockets
and some pickpockets are magicians.
Sleight of hand type situation?
Yeah.
All right, thanks for hanging out with us.
We'll speak at you again next week.