Ear Biscuits with Rhett & Link - Our Life Before the Internet | Ear Biscuits Ep. 383

Episode Date: May 29, 2023

When was the last time you had to memorize a phone number or casually drop by someone’s house to see if they’re home? In this episode, Rhett and Link are talking about the world before the Internet took over, how different it was compared to now, and if we could even manage ourselves without it. Get your Good Moth-ical Morning tee at mythical.com! Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/EAR and get on your way to being your best self. Start making your financial dreams a reality with Chime. Get started at chime.com/ear. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Link. Oh, hey, Link. This week at the Roundtable of Dim Lighting, we are reminiscing about the good old days when times were bad before the Internet. What was it like to live before the internet. What was it like to live before the internet? Well, we can tell you

because we were there for it. So pull up a chair. And we're also there for the part that was after the internet. We're still here. We're still here. We're still in it. And the internet's still happening.

Every single generation and every single person likes to sort of center all of time around themselves this is a very natural thing to do that's why everyone always thinks that the world is ending when they're alive everyone if you're many christians and when we were well they center time around no jesus right but not themselves yeah but when jesus is gonna come back like you you remember you remember what it was what it was like to feel like you were like i really think jesus is gonna come back in my

lifetime it's just we all like to think that right so take this with a grain of salt but i do feel like there's a significance to how old we are specifically as it relates to the internet, which is obviously one of the hugest, most influential technological shifts that's ever happened. And that is that we got a childhood that was completely internet free, internet free with the exception of a few, like we were exposed to the internet and like very, very metered doses at some rich kid's house when we were like 16 or 17. But in terms of the internet being a part of our lives.

Don't just call Trent some rich kid. He was more than some rich kid. He was a special friend. He was great. But in the context of that point, he was just some rich kid, as you would. I mean, he had a couch in his bedroom. Yeah. You know, I mean, if you got a bedroom with a couch in it, that's pretty amazing. His bedroom. And then if you've got a computer with the internet in it, that's really amazing. Trent's bedroom was bigger than, not only bigger than my parents' bedroom, it was bigger than my living room.

Trent's bedroom was bigger than every house in the McLaughlin household. I mean, in fairness, his dad was a builder. I would expect no less. Right. If you're going to build yourself a house, give the kids big rooms. I was like, this house has two staircases. It's just more roof. You know, I mean, we were so wowed by this guy's Trent. I'm getting off on a little Trent sidebar here.

No, this is very pertinent. But I haven't landed my point yet. For a boy that was wowed by a couch and two different staircases, there's two ways up to the second floor in this guy's house. Well, I could have a fire. You could go up one way, you could come down another way. There's like a floor in this guy's house. Well, it could have a fire.

It could go up one way, it could come down another way. You could have like a foot race on multiple levels, and then each staircase could be one way. If our minds are so blown by that, think about what the internet did. You think that Trent went up one staircase and then came down the other one? Yeah, it was a down and an up. But you know how when you have to walk someplace, like maybe it's someplace in your neighborhood. Not since the internet.

And you walk there one way, and you walk back a different way because you feel that it's shorter. There's multiple times when I've realized, why do I come back this way? Why don't I come back the same exact way that I came if I thought that that was the shortest way? Well, I mean... What is that?

When you're in a... No, I'm talking about walking. Oh, you're talking just about walking. That's what I started with was walking. Well, the answer to your question is stimulus, man. What I'm asking really in the context of that rich kid, Trent, some rich kid, is did he suffer

from that same thing? And do you think that he came up one staircase because he thought that was the best way upstairs, but going down was the better way to go downstairs?

And do you think that that's why his dad put two staircases into his house because he knew that Trent needed to have options and the other son.

To answer your question, no, I don't think that was the reason. Thank you. I don't think that was the reason. Yeah, we had, you know, do we have something to offer on this subject? We definitely have a POV. I haven't finished the second part of my point.

Yeah, so finish it. You know, I'm just waiting. We are the only generation that had a childhood completely internet-free and then adulthood that was basically, while we were in college, the internet became a thing that was going to be in everyone's life. While we were in college, like while we were going from childhood to adulthood, that changed. We were going from childhood to adulthood, that changed.

And that's just an unusual thing that like put a feather in our 45-year-old caps. Yeah. Because we can say that about ourselves. Not everybody can say that, Link. So we do have a unique perspective on this. That's what I was getting to. And we're going to give it to you. I think one of the reasons this is so fresh in our minds is because we just released a video over on the retin link channel this is the third video that we've released once

we started putting videos out over there just you know keeping you guessing expressing ourselves creatively give it a give it a watch it's um the recording of this, I don't know exactly what we're titling it, which is always subject to change anyway, but it's Rhett and Link in 1984. So we subjected ourselves to all the limitations of being in 1984, which is the year that our friendship began. which is the year that our friendship began. And, yeah, we decided that we wanted to have the recess that we never got because when we met, you know, our teacher held us in from the recess. So we constructed this elaborate scheme to put ourselves back in the 1984 of it all,

driving a car from 1984. Wearing clothes from 1984. Only speaking to people who lived in 1984 and only using technological accoutrement that was available in 1984. Specifically, maps

of the paper variety. It was mostly about the maps. It was a lot about the maps. There's also... Because we had to navigate across town. There's also a music video in there, and the song featured is on your streaming services. LimeWire, Napster, if you want to burn a CD of that,

you can do it. Actually, if you want to buy the Kasingle. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah so before the internet we had something called Kasingles and if you I never never bought one

I very rarely bought a Kasingle you can get that at mythical.com it's you are here his name is a song it explores

paper maps the conceit of the video in musical form, and also male friendships, which is another discussion for another time. Like the next episode. Maybe next episode. I'm very happy with the song. Check out the 1984 video on the RentLink channel. Please comment, share it with people. I'm very happy with the song.

I love the song. I'm very happy with the video. I'm very happy with the song. I love the song. I'm very happy with the video. Very happy with the song. Getting to do a little genre-specific songwriting. I'm enjoying that part of the renaissance, bringing it back, going back to the OG roots and writing these songs.

We were just working on a song yesterday for the next thing. Oh, yeah. Is it the next thing? Is it the next one or the one after the... No, it's the next one. It's the next one. It's the next one.

Okay. The fourth one. So check that out. But yeah, so we're in like this pre-internet frame of mind. Let me tell you, the struggle is real when it comes to using paper maps if you're rusty on that and i don't know any reason why you wouldn't be um yeah just watch that

video before you decide you know what things are better things are better you talk about going one way and coming another way um okay i mean we explored so much about traffic and driving in the video that I don't, you know, we don't have to talk about that too much, but sometimes when you're looking on Google maps and you went one way to get somewhere, it, it,

if sometimes it just depends on which direction you're facing. Oh, I'm on this side of the street, and now there's a couple of right, you know? It's right and left. Google takes into account all the right turns and all the left turns. That's true. And it can send you a totally different way.

I drove an hour to Malibu over this past weekend and went one way, went through Calabasas, looking for some rappers, saw no one. We had to get through the gates. And then once we got done with all of our Malibu's shopping and dining and just having a good old time, apparently we were facing the other direction and traffic had changed in such a way.

It went back a totally different way. That's one of the beauties of life. What did you take? Which road did you take? We took, no, we took the one with Malibu Creek State Park on the way there. But then we came all the way down the PCH on the way back. Wow. Came through Santa Monica.

Yeah. Scenic. Well, they're both scenic in different ways. You know, taking a long way home is something you should do. If it was my wreck today, I might recommend that. But there's nothing more thrilling than my map telling me to go the other way. Back. I was talking about it.

I was like, I'm so glad we're going this way. And I also know that it's the quicker way. And also, I don't like the other way anymore because I've already gone that way. Do you remember the first time that you went back to North Carolina? After having grown up there and we knew all the ways to, like, I guess at some

point there was a map involved, but mostly it was like, okay, if you lived in Buies Creek and you had to get to Lillington, or you had to get to, Lillington was easy because it's just 421, but let's say you had to get to Cary. You had to go to Waverly Place. Because you had to get to Lillington or you had to get, Lillington was easy because it's just 421. But let's say you had to get to Cary. You had to go to Waverly Place. Yeah.

Because you had a hot date. Oh, yeah. For a movie. Mm-hmm. You knew how to get there because you had driven with your parents and your parents had been there multiple times. And then there was this transition when you were 15 and your parents were telling you where to turn, right,

based on the fact that they had memorized it. And then by the time you got your license at 16, you knew how to get there. But it was very specific. It was like these turns and you had the different places that you could go on a regular basis. When I went home the first time with, I guess, it was, it may have been a GPS.

It could have been my phone. I can't remember which one. I know GPS, I was using that out here for when we first moved out here before we used the phone. Yeah. But the first time I had a computer telling me where to go to like get to Cary, it sent me a slightly different way. Yeah. Because we weren't making the best choices nope every single time we we were making the same exact choices of how we were going to get to us to a place and of course traffic was something that you encountered it wasn't something you could anticipate or plan for it was like oh well it turns out there's a there's

a combine on this route today. Yeah. And that was just something you had to deal with. You ever recall being, learning that there was a different way to get to Waverly Place that was better than the way that you had learned? Yeah, I would go with other people

and be like, oh, they're going a different direction. Everybody would have their way. Every family. And somehow, if you were riding with another family, you could pick up their way. Mm-hmm. But, oh, I got a new, I can't wait to show my family the new way. Wow.

Yeah, going, like, cut, I remember when I started. I don't think I could have done that. Cutting through to Bojangles. Cutting through at Fuquay, that Bojangles, and then going back through where Don lived in that lake. Sunset Lake. Sunset Lake. Sunset Lake. I remember when I first discovered the Sunset Lake cutoff to get to Cary. That was nice.

That's a good route. But then they lowered the speed limit leaving Fuqua, and that got frustrating. I was like, maybe I need to go back to my old ways. I don't think I could have sold my dad on a different family's way. Like if I came home and I was like, hey dad, the Maddoxes can get to carry. Five minutes faster. Well, two minutes faster. It must be real. Like he would have been like, I don't care. You know what I mean? I don't, I think he was like, this is the way we get to carry. We're not going to change it because the Maddox's get there two minutes faster. And how would you even know that?

What, were you timing it with your stopwatch, son? Right. You know, he put me on the defensive real fast. Oh, yeah. There's no way I could have defended that. But now we don't have to have, everybody's family is equal now. Because we're all using the internet to get where we go. I think it has to be more apropos in LA,

but I'm guessing anywhere that there's some sort of pseudo metropolis, you're starting to adopt this habit of, even if you know exactly where you're going, you put it in your map. You put it in your Waze or your Google Map. I do not use Apple Map. It's just not as good. Sounds good.

Yeah. Because it's going to tell you the right way to go, and then it's going to tell you if something changes. It's like you're having this active relationship with the internet that's constantly assessing whether you're doing the best thing. That makes me feel so good. I was so lost. Yeah.

I was so lost for so long, and I didn't even know it. Maybe we'll get into this, but obviously, I mean, I'm not too worried about it, but we have lost something. But we may have lost something that we don't really need. Yeah, lost getting lost. And so we need it. So if you're a kid and you're born into the new system, and the way that you think about getting somewhere is like,

well, we use GPS to get anywhere. We don't use any of our own intuition or landmarks or memorizing the turns or whatever. I mean, eventually, just by default, you'll memorize things if you're going the same way every single time. Yeah. But obviously, you're losing something that, some part of your brain that exists so that you can navigate your world. You're not exercising it anymore.

None of us exercise our math brains very often. I mean, how many people do anything beyond 10 times 10? Right, I haven't solved for X in quite a while. Much less integrated. And then hopefully the world will continue on and won't end. There won't be some giant sun flare that ends up taking all the GPS out and we have to suddenly become, like, people who use maps again. But if we do, I think we'll be fine.

My point I'm making is that you should feel okay because you did it. You did it in the video. I did it in the video. We got to where you got there before I did. We can navigate via map. Even maps that aren't even current, we can do that. But I don't know about our kids. No, there's no way.

Our kids, we will find them spinning in a circle somewhere. So we got some categories we're going to go through just to kind of jog our memory about what life was like for us before the internet. And through all the, there was a bunch of strange transitions. Like, even you talk about GPS. When we moved out here 12 years ago, we were buying dedicated GPS units to go on the dashboard.

TomTom. TomTom? Was it another brand? Yeah, or a Garmin. No, I think on the dashboard. TomTom. TomTom? Was it another brand? Yeah, or a Garmin. No, I think we both had a TomTom. I think we got a deal. At Best Buy. And it was not as good as what we have now.

I think you could pay a service and get it to connect to traffic, but there's no way it would work. I just remember the lady would say, take a left on the 5 towards Sacramento. Sacramento. Sacramento. You didn't even say, you just said the word.

Sacramento. Sacramento. Yeah. They fixed that eventually. Okay, we're going to talk about a lot more. I do want to talk about my shirt. This is the good Mothical Morning. That's nice.

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if you're a super fan, yes, but if you're, like, the kind of fan that doesn't want people to know that you're a fan of things, which I relate to, this is a way to, like, subtly sort of indicate your... That's a cool shirt.

What does it mean? Nothing. You know, like, you can just say that. Don't be ashamed of us. Or you can be like, oh, it's an internet show called Good Mythical Morning. Like, you can do that, nothing. You know, like you can just say that. Don't be ashamed of us. Or you can be like, oh, it's an internet show called Good Mythical Morning. Like, you can do that too. You have options.

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It was 9. Nope. It was 910? Mm-hmm. Well, I remember back when they started that new area code, 910, and I didn't. You were not 910, dude. 910 was the new

fangled area code, but you had a... Hold on. Are you saying that 9-1-9 was before 9-1-0 and then it went back to 9-1-9? I thought there was another one before 9-1-0. Uh-uh. Yes, 9-1-9.

You sure? 9-1-0 was newer. Yes. It was a big moment in Harnett County. I do remember that, but I could have sworn it wasn't 919 before it was 910.

I was not, when I moved, when mom and I moved to the new house, we got a 910 number. 910-893-2729. Uh-uh. Oh, oh, you're talking...

No, my old number, 919-893-2979. What did I say? Not that. 27... You said the... You got the number... Oh, yeah, 2979. 2979.

2979. And I just remember that for the first time in a long time, because I never dialed my own number. And then when I moved, I got a 910 number. A 910-893-6091. Yeah, that's right. Got it! And when we moved,

but yours is 919-893-5083. Yeah, because I had the same, you know, Forever. I had a stable family and my parents stayed together. We stayed in one house. I made it very easy for you

to remember my phone number. 5083. It was literally, Do you remember? That was my parents' phone number until they moved, like, hopefully they don't still have that phone number. 5083. It was literally that was my parents phone number until they moved like hopefully they don't still have that phone number. They probably didn't

import their number. Do you remember our dorm room number freshman year of college? 24. Not the number to the phone number. Not a chance. 919-515 That Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, are going to call us, you know? Hello, can I speak to the shorter one? That's what they would say.

I do not remember 515 at all. 515-9182 or something? I don't know. I can't quite remember. Okay, so as we were demonstrating, yeah, like you knew everyone's phone number that you had to call, and I guess at some point point someone had looked it up.

Mostly it was probably just like, what's your phone number? And they wrote it down, and then you just memorized it. But you associated, it's crazy. And, of course, you only had to memorize really the last four digits because you didn't even have to dial the area code. Right. It was just, you know, eight, nine, three, and then those four digits. So,

somewhere in your brain, you had this spreadsheet. Rolodex. That had a family, or a person within that family, associated with a four digit number. And that isn't something that happens anymore. That's a part of our brain that we don't use anymore.

like, do you ever sit down with your kids and make sure that they memorize your phone number? Well, Lando's 13 and we were having a conversation last week about it. Somehow he brought it up and he was like trying

he was struggling to remember my number but then he did remember it. Yours is easy to remember. I'm not going to give any spoilers. Don't say it. But you have the easiest phone number to remember of anyone that I know. Yeah, because I knew somebody who worked for Nextel in 1996. No, 19. They gave you a primo number, man.

It was 2001 when I got my cell phone, 2000, 2001. Yep. So, 2001. Yep. But, so, okay, what did he say? Did he remember it? Does he know your number? He remembered it, yeah. Because in the case where his phone dies, and then he's got to, like, go up and, first of all,

talk to a stranger to ask them to use the phone? Like, could you even do that? Like, have you ever had to ask a stranger to use their cell phone to make a call? No, but my mom did when I was late picking her up at the airport and her phone died. Remember that? Oh, I'm so glad you have a good number. Because what if, like, I changed my number at some point when I changed service providers.

No, it wasn't because of that. I changed my number when I changed service providers, and I had the't because of that. I changed my number when I changed service providers, and I had the option to port the number over, but I saw an opportunity. Having the same number since the year 2000, as I did, let's just say

there are a lot of people who have my phone number, and I didn't, and I was like, this is an opportunity to reset who has my phone number. Now, I who have my phone number and i didn't and i was like this is an opportunity to reset who has my phone number now i still have that phone number that forwards to a google number so if you call me or text me on that i can see but then i can kind of make a choice if i want to interact because that's technically not my number anymore i mean when you start talking about this in in pre-inet, it's just like, you didn't know where anybody was.

If they weren't with you, and if they didn't answer their landline, they could be anywhere. And if they were like a child of yours, we know where our kids are because of location services. Yeah, we do. Right?

I mean, I've got, we've got. And Chris, like, I can look at, Christy can see where I'm at. You can see the whole family. It's so useful and gives you peace of mind, right? Especially as a parent or a loving partner. It feels a little big brother-y, I think, for the kids. Well, I mean, everybody knows that it's happening. But yeah, there were times when it was like,

well, I'm just going to sit around and maybe... Maybe he'll show up. Maybe Rhett will call me back. Maybe he'll show up. I'll sit on my porch and see if he rides by. On his bike? Yeah, on my bike. I mean, if you were late for something,

you would just... Did he know about it? Did he forget? Yeah, you would wait for people. You would just, did he know about it? Did he forget? Yeah, you would wait for people. You would wait. You would believe the best. But after a certain amount of time, you'd be like, we're leaving. There was a lot of just unknowns.

We'll find out later what happened. I think my childhood would have been so much better if my mom could have communicated that, yes, I am going to pick you up. I'm just going to be late. Like, he freaked me out so much. Old wounds. As a kid, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one for me, man.

Is she going to pick me up? Sometimes she just wouldn't pick you up but would just be late. No, she would always pick me up, but, like, she was always late. Well, you should have gotten used to that. I know, but I couldn't. Suggested your schedule. This is like some sort of peace of mind there, man. It's like, oh, well, once you're 12 or 13,

you got to have a cell phone. You got to be totally, at all times, connected to the internet. But it is nice. I feel a bit sorry for our kids in this regard. Now, obviously, as a parent, I like to be able to immediately know where both of my kids are.

And, you know, I'm not that, at this point, I've got a 19-year-old that, you know, I'm not, he's still on the family thing, so I can see where he's at, but I'm not checking up on him. 14-year-old, okay, you know, depends on how late it is, whatever.

But we're not particularly strict about this. But we have, Shepard has friends whose parents are a little bit more concerned about this. And literally just the other night, well, in the morning, Jesse and I looked and we had a text from a mom of a kid who had been hanging out with Shepard. And the text came at like 11.50 p.m. We were already in bed. It was like a Friday night, but, you know, went to bed. And it was like, I can see that the boys are out roaming,

as they're, you know, prone to do. And, you know, when are they coming back or whatever? And we were like, sorry, we got this after we went to bed, which is basically like when your kid comes back or whatever, and we were like, sorry, we got this after we went to bed, which is basically like, when your kid comes to our house, they are doing whatever they want, and we just go to sleep. They don't even have to be home, just so you know.

And the reason that I do that... Why didn't she just call her kid? I think maybe, I don't know. I don't know. But you probably did after you didn't answer. I think that... Who's in charge here? I've tried to, because our parents had zero idea where we were so often,

and many times we would tell them one thing and do a slightly related thing that wasn't exactly what we told them to do. A pivot. That was just kind of how you navigated things. Just a little pivot. I kind of want my kids to have that there's no autonomy have that freedom to feel like

there is no tether but there is there's a digital tether yeah is it safer? of course is it better? I don't know man I mean

how did you answer the phone at your house? If somebody called, I wanted to hear your answer to this. Um, at my house, I would say, hello. Hello. Hello. You say it three times. No, no, I'm just trying to get the tone, right. If I was at Nana's house, I was told, I was taught to say, Neil residence. Right. Every family had a mode. I didn't live there

and people would think that if a kid answers the phone and there's no kid in the house that they had the wrong number. So I said, Neil residence there. When I was at your house, I was like,

I would just pick it up and hang it right back up. Yeah, we didn't have a residence. Again, Neil residence. Very professional. I thought, the way that I remember thinking about this is that the rich families always said the residence. And I remember thinking, I don't think we're rich enough to call this a residence.

I just remember thinking, I think those people in Keith Hills, if you call a house in Keith Hills, which was a country club, that's a residence. Yeah, they resided. Juby residence, Maddox residence. That felt appropriate.

But McLaughlin residents, we just, it was like, hello? You know? Hello? Hello? Hello? Can I speak to one of your parents? Either one will do. You know? But most of the, when you called somebody, okay, so could you, I'm calling the phone, could you answer, like, I'm calling the phone Could you answer like

I'm calling Michael Juby Okay Juby residence Can I speak to Michael? No, no, no, no Is Michael there? Yeah, he's here Is this Rhett?

That's typically what they would say Yes Hold on a second Michael! Come to the phone! It's not in your pocket. That doesn't exist yet. We're not putting one in your room yet.

Get in here. Exactly. So, that's exactly how it would go. But the thing that I didn't do is I didn't say, hello, Mr. Juby, it's Rhett.

How you doing? Is Michael here? I just said, is Michael there? Like, I didn't say, hello, Mr. Juby, it's Rhett. How you doing? Is Michael there? I just said, is Michael there? Like, I wouldn't, I had no etiquette. Is that what you would have done? Yeah, that's what I did. I mean, you had to talk to parents a lot more. But then when you showed up at somebody's house.

Don't even get me started with the girlfriends. We had a neighbor. I'm not going to name names. We had a neighbor who would, because when you would go to somebody's house, you would knock on the door, their parents would come

to the door and you would say, is Michael there? You know, that's what I would do. And, but we had a neighbor who would come to our door.

He'd ring the doorbell. My mom or dad would open the door and he wouldn't say anything. He'd just like stand there because it was like, you know. You know why I'm here. I'm not here for you.

And she would know what I'm here for. And my mom would say, when so-and-so comes to the door, he just doesn't say anything. And so I would say, do you want to know if Rhett's here? And then he'd like nod and be like, well, he's not.

And he just turns around and walks away and then and she wouldn't know where you were either man I don't have any idea where he's at we haven't seen him in 48 hours

now that now that you got the internet you got these cellular telephones you can you can be late to things

cause you can just be in constant communication about it. It gives you an excuse to be a little bit rude. Let's be honest. I'm running 15 late. But I'm on the way. You know? Even a restaurant. We're on our way to restaurants.

Calling restaurants. We're going to be there. I promise. Don't give away our table. I'd say we call restaurants letting them know we're not going to be there. I promise. Don't give away our table. I'd say we call restaurants, letting them know we're not going to be there on time 40% of the time. But it's usually within the 20-minute window. If it goes beyond 15, you got to call. Got to call.

You got to call because they'll just give that table to somebody else. What about information in general? It's like there was all this talk as the internet was becoming the advent. Oh, it's the information age. Well, it was. And it is. Of course, it still is. I think that for me, it's like the past the information age.

This is the biggest aspect of what I feel. I mean, everything is different in the way that we're talking about it. But if you wanted to know something when we were kids, you would ask an adult, and that adult also knew nothing. You know what I'm saying? It's like they didn't have the internet either. There were some adults who knew some things. But if you were like, what's the capital of Delaware?

But what are the chances that somebody you know knows that if you're not in Delaware? You know what I mean? Like, I can't tell you right now, and we did it on GMM recently. I don't remember either because I don't— You don't have to remember it because it's in here, man. Sorry to the people of Delaware. I'm sure it's beautiful.

I'm sure it's a beautiful capital. I'm sure you do lots of Delaware governing. I'm sure it's very important. We just don't know it. From that location. And you might not even know the capital of North Carolina. I'm sure it's very important. We just don't know it. From that location. And you might not even know the capital of North Carolina. It's Raleigh, okay? You thought it was Charlotte?

It's not Charlotte. It's Raleigh. But here's the thing. All the information was available in books. So it was available in encyclopedias. And it was available in the library. But as I was thinking about this, I realized never once, not one time that I can remember, did I ever have a question about something and then open the encyclopedia or go to the library to get the answer.

Never. Not once. I only used them if I had a book report. Right. If you had an assignment never never we were just happy with not knowing stuff we didn't know well you know it's like somebody said and but you would if somebody if uncle bobby said something about you know or the capital of delaware is saint paul not that that. That's Minnesota. I know, but you would be thinking,

well, that's good enough. Yeah, yeah. Why would you question? Why am I going to make that up? I'm going to walk to a bookshelf and crack open a book? Yeah. No, why?

You wouldn't do that. Encyclopedias were cool, though, man. For the pictures? Yes. Yeah. For the pictures and just like, sometimes it would be like, I'm going to read the pictures? Yes. Yeah. For the pictures and just like, sometimes it would be like, I'm going to read the encyclopedia for fun.

I mean, to give you an idea of what we didn't have going on. Right. Or you're like, I'm going to get the Q. Well, actually, it's like, I'm going to get, Q didn't have its own, because Q's not, there's not enough stuff that starts with Q. So I think it's like QRS,-S, or maybe what comes before Q? P?

Maybe P-Q was like, it was alphabetical is what I'm getting at, if you don't know what I'm talking about. Every single book had alphabetical things. The fact that the encyclopedias were supposed to contain all knowledge, yet Q still had to share a book. Yeah, right. Isn't that crazy? And it wasn't.

You're telling me that there ain't enough Q-related stuff for its own book in the book that had to have everything? And think about this. Q sucks. No one in their right mind who is building a database right now is organizing it. Yeah, sure, you can sort it alphabetically, but no one sorts information alphabetically because that's not how the human mind works. The human mind works in category. So in alphabetical order, when you're thinking about something, just think about it for a second. So you would see, like, I'm going to learn about, let's not use Q because it's too hard to come up with words. I'm going to learn about,

if I'm in the Cs, it's like Canada. And then right after Canada is cans. Nope, that's the other way around, I think. No, Canada, because C-A-N-A, and then cans would be C-A-N-S, so it would be the next thing. We don't even know how to do alphabetical order anymore. Canada comes before cans. Oh, with an S? You add an S in this illustration. Yeah, but you don't look up the plural version of things.

Okay, can. Comes before Canada. And then also in between. And then after Canada comes Canzada. Well, no. With a Z. No, Can-France. C-A-N-N-E-S. And so you'd be like, I'm going to learn about what a can is,

and then I'm going to learn about the country of Canada. Yeah. And then I'm going to learn about a city in France? That's my afternoon. What do those things have in common besides starting with C-A-N? That's not how people's brains work. And that's the best that we had! Now, the Dewey Decimal System in the library... That was awesome.

That was much better. That was so good. It was organized by concept and theme, but then within the themes and the concepts was alphabetical. Because how else the hell are you gonna do it? Why the hell? Speaking of hell, would you start to put math into like something that's not math related?

Why are you going to add a decimal to like a group of organization that has nothing to do with math? Putting decimals in words. Things were desperate back then. I actually, I think the Dewey Decimal System is pretty great. I don't want to throw that under the bus.

Nobody goes to the library. Libraries still exist. Are new libraries being built? Why? Why? How? Well, we went to the library at NC State, and it's awesome, and it has a robot that gets the book. But it's hard to not think, this robot is getting this book. This feels like a very temporary and unnecessary step because that robot could just be a computer without an arm and could retrieve this information not from a physical book.

Oh, you're talking about a laptop with a head? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. I think people go to the libraries now to force themselves to study. I think it's a, first of all, it is a study environment for sure.

It's the vibe. It's like, I'm here to learn. I can't do this next to my bed. Yeah, psychologically, libraries are important. Practically, they're useless. No. What? No.

Jenna loves libraries. We're pushing her buttons. Defend libraries. I don't know. It's like. Libraries are a great resource for people who can't afford certain things. Like there's a library close by that has like a sound booth where you can go in and record. There's also a library that you could check out like a 3D printer and print things off. And you can go to libraries for free classes on how to speak English.

It's free Wi-Fi. These are community centers. You're not describing a library. That's a library. Libraries do all these things. And libraries have pivoted. You can also check out National Park passes at libraries. So you don't have to pay to go to a national park. There's so many great free services about libraries.

And they're fully underfunded by the government right now. And I just want people to know that libraries are important. Okay. Now, I believe in everything you just said. Thank you. Libraries are more expansive. We were talking simply about the books. Also, they have computers, and not everybody has a computer,

so it is a way for people to get on the Internet. I think that's great, but I would just call it something else. Well, that's tough. We've got to change the signage. We can't do that. Yeah, that's true. Let's just change what libraries mean slowly. But I do think, not to get serious,

this being, having access to all this information, again, does it make, is it better? Is it worse? Like, I'm not making a judgment about what's better and what's worse, but I do know that,

you know, there's a lots of pontification about what's causing the deconstruction movement, which when I talk about the deconstruction movement, I'm talking about people deconstructing their traditional faith. That's not just happening within evangelical Christianity, our background. It's happening all over the world. People are deconstructing traditional belief systems. constructing traditional belief systems. To be a person who did that in the 80s, again, when you couldn't ask your dad what the capital of Delaware was

unless he was from there. If you asked an adult in your life a deep question about the nature of existence, well, if you were in North Carolina in the 80s, you most likely were going to, whether you asked a person who was from your church or went to church or not, they were going to kind of say the same thing.

Like philosophically, everybody was like, well, this is rooted in a Judeo-Christian worldview. It's like God created the earth and like there's a couple of things you got to do. Maybe it's do good things. Maybe it's accept whatever to get to heaven. People had different takes on it. But you never thought maybe that's not true.

Because why would you think maybe that's not true? Everyone else thinks this. Like it's just part of the fabric of your culture and your society. And it was pretty regional. I mean, I remember for me, it was during a, one of the most significant like stages in my initial re-evaluating things was having a bunch of time at work on my first engineering job, having a bunch of time on the internet because all our projects were getting shut down because of the whole Enron thing that was happening.

And so I was supposed to be reading manuals, but I was going on the internet to just research things. And I mostly just fun things like crow hunting or ultralights and all those stages that we talk about. Yeah. But I also was interested in Bible stuff. And I was going to bolster things. I was like, I want to be able to defend this thing.

People are asking this question. I want to be able to defend it. But then very quickly, I just found myself getting exposed to these different perspectives, all Christian, but different perspectives. Oh, this guy thinks that there are things in the Bible that are not true, you know, or like it's not inerrant. It's infallible, but it's not inerrant. And all of a sudden, that's something I would have never found in a library book.

I mean, yeah, sure, it's in there somewhere, but why am I going to look it up? And so to me, that is, people are like, it's this video games or this or that. The reason people are deconstructing traditional beliefs is because they have access to a bunch of information. I'm not even making a judgment on whether traditional beliefs are right or wrong. I'm just saying that if people get exposed to other perspectives and critical perspectives on the things that they were told when they were kids, a certain percentage of them are going to leave those traditional beliefs behind. It's inevitable regardless of the truth claims. And as a parent, first of all, I don't

have a dogmatic worldview that I'm passing on to my kids. It's like, you have to believe this. Mostly it's like, hey, we want you to be a loving person and there's a whole lot of stuff we don't know about and we trust you and we'll figure it out together. It's a very different system. But also, if I start talking to my kids about something, they already know about it many times. But also, if I say something, they can immediately go and figure out, well, what does somebody think about what dad just said?

What does the internet think about this? You know what I'm saying? Parents don't have the same level of authority when it comes to information because that was the only place you could go. Yeah. If you wanted to know something, you asked the adults in your life and the adult that you were around the most

was your parents. And now you're like, I know my dad or my mom doesn't know as much as the internet does about this thing. So that's a shift that we live through. Yeah, like the level of critical thinking has gone up because the ease with which you can check things and know things.

Well, you just said the level of critical thinking has gone up, which- Maybe it's gone down? Let's think about it. Well, critical thinking is your ability to think through something logically. I don't know if that's gone up. Well, I think that- on down let's think about it well critical thinking is your ability to to like think through something logically i don't know if that's gone up well i think to be exposed to other perspectives like being i think we were okay with not knowing things it's like we

we were had to be comfortable with not knowing where people were, not knowing what the capital of things were, or not being totally certain about things. So like, because there is this, there is a, just a baseline expectation that something, you can get to the bottom of something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think, so I think that does make, I don't know if that makes you a more critical thinker, but it makes you more critical. Yeah, I agree with that.

I mean, I haven't studied this, but I think that people are not, we know more, we have access to more information, but because you can kind of just get it through a search, I think that critical thinking is like one of the biggest issues right now. It's like lack of critical thinking. I mean, it's not like it's ever been great, like across all of society or whatever, but

I don't know. I'm not, I'm not so sure. With so much information, it's certainly more important to figure out how to be a critical thinker because you got to sort through so much. It's more important than ever. Yeah. how to be a critical thinker because you've got to sort through so much more. It's more important than ever.

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And I said, oh, now I can learn about this. Now I can learn about that. For me, that was, there was like the music aspect of it that was...

Learning about music? Well, having it at your fingertips with, you know, I was talking about Napster and LimeWire like illegally downloading.

Of course, the music industry had to catch up, but it was such an exciting time. I didn't have a personal computer or a laptop until I started working at IBM in 2000. Like other than that, like some, like, yeah, we shared a computer. I had a computer in my apartment senior year. Senior year.

That Dell computer that you used. We would go to computer labs and use those for schoolwork. And then you could, I guess you could download music. I didn't take the time to download and then burn CDs. Like there were, there was talk of it being illegal, and I didn't know about that, but then, like, at IBM, I would start downloading music and listening to it on, like, Winamp

just to have something to listen to while I'm working. And you were doing this on company, time and company computer. Oh, yeah, yeah. Ooh, that's trouble. You could have been taken to jail. Well, before that, though.

But it was... Before that, we did not have... We talked a little bit about this as we were putting together the single. We were just talking about the level of... The amount of music that you had in your home, right? It consisted of your parents' record collection. I don't know about you, but my parents being born in the 40s,

being teenagers in the 50s. My mom had records. Going to college in the 60s. They had a bunch of records. My mom bought a lot of tapes. I took a bunch of those records, and I took the ones that I wanted, put them in my room, and I had my record player. And so I had that.

And then, and so, and eventually, like, you had your nicer stereo that had, like, a turntable on top of it. And then double cassette. And then two speakers. Like, you know, you had arrived as a kid. If there was a dresser in your room, and on top of that dresser was a stereo.

With separate speakers. And it had equalization. It had equalization. These little equalization knobs, or switches, whatever you call it. And I could play my parents' records. I could play the cassettes that I was buying, but the frequency that I was buying.

But the frequency that I bought new tapes was one every two months for me. Yeah, it was about the same for me. Five or six albums a year. Right. And of course, so the main mechanism of discovery is just listening to the radio. And it was just so narrow.

And you would record, because you had that fancy cassette deal, you could record the radio. Yep. So you would listen to the radio, and then when your song that you wanted, now, first of all, you might know, okay, they're doing the countdown tonight,

and I know that Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire, which I didn't need to record that because I had the album. If Billy Joel did it, I was there for it. And you recorded it, and you were like, oh, man, the DJ talked right up until he sang. Because some DJs would be like, I'm going to say a couple of things as the song's coming in. Here we go.

We've got Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire. And then it's like, whatever he would say. Right on top of it. And then you would perpetuate that in your mixtapes. So then this DJ's intro

now becomes part of it. And the fidelity of the music. First of all, we were on cassettes, so it's like the worst medium in recent history for audio quality. But then add to that that you're getting this FM signal that doesn't have, you know, it's got static. It depends on what station you're listening to. Like, it's not perfect.

But that was it, and it was so precious. The choices you made about this were so precious and you had to pay for every single thing and then for me the weird little transition that took place while we were in college

before the stage that you just described of downloading music was BMG and the other one that was just like BMG. Yeah. So, Jen, I don't know if you remember this. 10 CDs for a cent.

Do you remember the BMG catalog that you would get CDs that you would? You too young for that? That was like a 90s. You pay a cent, and they would send you like 12 CDs that you picked from a catalog. And sometimes it would be stamps. And you would, each little stamp would be an album. And you would rip out the ones that you wanted, and you would select your 12, and you'd lick the stamp, and you'd put it down there.

Like a checkbox almost. Like a checkbox. There was little checkboxes all down with all these CDs. And then you would get all these CDs. And then after that, they would mail you a CD in the genre of your choosing. It was a subscription service. You weren't paying a cent.

You were paying a cent to sign up for this thing. And then it was incredibly difficult to cancel. It was like $7.99 a month or something like that. And they made it very difficult to cancel. They'd send you a.99 a month or something like that. And they made it very difficult to cancel. They'd send you a CD and then you could send it back and get a refund or get a different one. I think you could exchange it.

But no one ever did that. My parents wouldn't have put up with that. They wouldn't have let me do that. So our parents didn't do it. We did it in college. Well, I would do the 12 and then I would cancel. I figured out how to cancel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could do that.

Rest assured. I remember being presented with, okay, you get to pick 12. And up until that point, I was on a five to six albums a year clip up for my entire life. Yeah. And then suddenly to be presented with 12 albums? Yeah. I got, I ran out of options. Like, I got to like number six, and I was like, well, I've got everything I want.

Right. Because I've got everything that I know from this list. And then, well, I'll get this greatest hits from Kansas? Right. You ended up forcing yourself. I remember, because growing up in Buies Creek, it's like- Dustin Nguyen's pretty good,

maybe. We listened to country and we listened to rap. We weren't really into rock, but I remember seeing Bob Marley and I was like, I've heard that name. Yeah.

Never have, no idea what kind of music this is. When would I have heard it? When would I have heard reggae? I didn't know what reggae was. Reggae. I can't even say it right. Reggae.

And so. What's this reggae? I remember getting that and this being like, this is incredible. Oh yeah. And I'd forgotten that I chose it because it was one of the last six.

And you would have to borrow it. I would borrow that one from you. And then I would, you know, I'd forgotten that I chose it because it was one of the last six. And you would have to borrow it. I would borrow that one from you. And then I would, you know, I had a friend freshman year in college who, like, I took about 18 CDs. And, like, we would start trading them and selling them to each other. You know, it's like the discovery mechanisms were so limiting. And you could record your CDs onto a cassette. And then give somebody the cassette. Highly illegal, but we did it.

We made mixtapes. That was pretty, that was important. And mixtapes were a really important part of it. That was never, mixtapes were never like said to, it wasn't cracked down on in any way. No. Not like that an after age people were made examples of like these people who would have like thousands of songs on their hard drive on their computer and then there was you know there was like a federal sweep of college kids getting arrested you remember that oh yeah yeah You'd hear about it happening at other schools. And at IBM, I would be like,

oh, Lionel Richie has all these songs I didn't know about because they weren't on the two albums that my mom owned. Oh, yeah. And so all of a sudden, this world just opened up to me, and it was amazing, yet it was all pirated, and a lot of it would be strange like strange versions

yeah yeah yeah and one of the things I think that this did is once things became so ubiquitous and you can listen

to anything you want from anyone and also it's much easier to make music and distribute it on the same platforms

and we won't even talk about AI music, which is another huge shift. That's a different thing. But it affects this, what I'm talking about, is everything, with every iteration, it becomes less special because it becomes less rare and precious. And we just associate. precious and we just associate and so i think one of the things the way that we perceived celebrity culture because i want to talk a little bit about tv and movies but the distance between us and anyone who did entertainment that we consumed was a vast gulf unfathomable distance between us and Lionel Richie. Still is. Can't get him on the show.

But there were so few people who were able to do it in a way that you would end up knowing about because we could only consume so much. That's a really mind-blowing thing to me because it also impacts when you think about visual entertainment. And obviously now, if you want to make a show, you can also do it with a camera. Yes, there's gatekeepers or whatever, but the lines between TV and streaming or whatever,

everything is blurred. I remember, you've heard this, but I had a cousin who ended up being in a Oscar Mayer commercial. Okay. I don't remember this. I had met him one time. He was younger than I was.

And he was in an Oscar Mayer commercial where like the hot dog dog drops out of the bun and a dog eats it or something. Okay. It was on TV, like on national TV. And he lived in Georgia. I didn't really know the family. It was just like-

What was his name? I don't even remember. I met him one time at a family reunion. My cousin has a first name. I don't remember what it is. And I just remember when my mom said, you know, Bo is in a Oscar Mayer wiener commercial.

The dog eats his wiener. And I had to sit with that. I want you to understand how much I had to sit with that. You had to sit with that? You had to sit with that? You had to take a seat? It changed everything for me. What?

You see, you've forgotten. He's crossed over? You look at me with this incredulity or whatever the word is, but you would have thought the same thing. To know that you were related to someone who was in a commercial changed everything and

I just remember this sitting there thinking about like he's on TV like he had to like sit there and do this thing and now it's on TV and I can see it while watching like Deuce of Hazzard like how you would see it while watching like Deuce of Hazzard.

Like how? You would see it because you'd be skipping commercials. And obviously now it's like you probably go to school with an influencer, right? You've got several at your school probably. Whatever. Or like you're in a neighborhood and like somebody's mom. Their library's full of influencers. Yeah, somebody's mom taking naps.

Is doing that thing that we talked about on GMM recently with the mixing of the waters. Water talking it up. And so, I mean, ultimately, I think this is a good thing. I think that understanding

that everyone's just a person is a good thing. But things, entertainment has gotten so much less special in the way that we relate to it. Yeah. It's created all kinds of opportunities.

We wouldn't be here. We wouldn't be talking right now. No one would care to listen to this because they wouldn't know what was happening. We would not have a career. We would be doing whatever else. So it's been good for us. It's created jobs and opportunities and all this stuff. But our

relationship to an individual piece of content, because it's so disposable? I don't know, man. It's changed things. I was trying to figure out, you know, it's like, what has the internet not touched? This morning, I went to the dentist.

Thanks for noticing. Did you have an issue? Just a cleaning. Just a cleaning. And they had a sign up. It said, please do not be on your cell phone when you're in here, in the dentist chair. And I honored that.

And I just sat there and thought about it. Maybe the dentist chair is the last final bastion of internet-less experience. You know? You got to have a person getting in your mouth. How long did you sit there? 30 minutes. How long did you sit there? Oh, before they were working on me? But when you could have been on your phone.

Seven minutes, which was so, it was torture. Okay. Well, what did you do? What did you look at? Give me the scene. There was a print of a painting of a scene in France on the wall. And then there was a window next to it. And I isolated between looking out the window and looking at the France painting and just thinking about France.

How much I miss the internet in that moment. My dentist has a TV, and on the TV is pictures that he has taken while traveling. Okay. And he takes pictures, not like, Hey, here's me in front of the Taj Mahal. He just takes pictures of things.

And mostly he likes to fancy himself as a nature photog. Really? So it'd be like, he obviously like went on a safari and like he took a picture of like two zebras. And it doesn't, we're not talking

National Geographic. And how did you know this? He's definitely a dentist. He's not a, he's not a professional photographer. Did he tell you these are my photos? You can tell.

Oh, okay. Okay. I've been there enough times and seen enough to know he takes pictures wherever he goes and he puts them on the, and let me tell you. Gives you something to talk about. I've been there enough times and seen enough to know. He takes pictures wherever he goes, and he puts them on the, and let me tell you. Gives you something to talk about.

I tell you, if you sit there for five minutes, the slideshow is going to repeat a few times. We don't have a whole, I mean, he's giving you the best of the best. And I kind of, he sort of puts me in a little bit of a daze. I don't think about anything at all. I just like zebras. Dentists taking pictures of gazelles. Lions.

Waterfall. You know, and so that's what he does. I think he knows, because they have the same sign. If we sit these people in these chairs and we don't give them something to look at, we don't know what we're going to have on our hands. You know?

Yeah, you get antsy of just not knowing something new. Something new is going on. Somebody might be talking to me. I might be able to conduct some sort of a relationship through this internet right now well i mean you know it's also there's an addiction there's an addiction to it too it's like it's you don't even think about it right if your wife goes into the um it's like i'm going into this store and you are not going into the store. And I am not. And you are the guy who's sitting on the bench. Yeah.

Outside of the store. What are you going to do? Just look like a crazy person that looks like a private eye who's like watching people? Right. You got to be on your phone. You don't want to creep people out. You got to look out. Yeah.

A man sitting on a bench. Not on his phone. Head up, looking around. He's private eye. That dude is up to no good. That guy is a part of a larger operation. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

I'm on the lookout. Might as well give him an earpiece. Right. Right. Yeah, you can't get away with that. You can't be sitting and looking. This actually makes me feel better about constantly being on my phone. So I'm not creeping people out.

You feel that little itch. You feel that little itch in your brain. And it doesn't have to be anything. It literally is. But. So I'm not creeping people out. You feel that little itch. You feel that little itch in your brain and it doesn't have to be anything. It literally is. Right. It's information that doesn't do anything to enrich your life

and you also can't do anything about it. Let's just be honest. You find out the latest thing that happened in the war on the front in the Ukraine war. I'm not saying you shouldn't be informed,

but what is, you're sitting outside a cheesecake factory and you find out the latest thing that happened. What are you going to do? You're about to eat a fucking cheesecake. You're not going to do anything with that information. What are you going to do? Well, you're going to know it. Make a call to Zelensky and give him some advice? Well, maybe.

No, you're not! But you're gonna know it. You're just gonna eat cheesecake. But you're gonna know it. And then knowledge is power. But did you need to know it right there? I'm not saying you shouldn't be informed. But shouldn't there just be like a little time in the day?

Like, okay, I wanna know what's going on in the world. Here it is. But I keep trying to figure out like- Let's try to go a day without the internet. Can you try to do that? I mean, I'm not gonna turn that into a video. That seems lame. Well, I've tried to, I haven't succeeded.

I've tried to stop like no phone after 7 p.m. I did that for like- What about like a all day? Two weeks. Well, let's start on baby steps, man. Like. I did that for like- What about like an all day? Two weeks. Well, let's start on baby steps, man. Like not having the internet for our work. Seven o'clock, you put your phone somewhere. I put it like on a charger.

Yeah, but if you stream something, that's the internet. You just try to get rid of your phone. I'm saying get rid of the internet. Like you can't stream anything. Yeah, but streaming is like TV. But that's the internet. Like, you can't stream anything. Yeah, but streaming is like TV. But that's the internet. Yeah, but what's this? What are you trying to avoid at that point?

I'm not saying it's not a good idea, but it feels like a different thing. I'm trying to break the habit of like, give me... I know that. Give me this thing. Let me feel plugged in. But since this is an internet conversation,

I'm trying to broaden it to like, you can't get away from it unless you go to the dentist. Okay, but like, can I watch a VHS? Yes. What's the difference? It doesn't use the internet. I'm just saying, I'm being a stickler here. Okay, well, I'm gonna-

Name something besides going to the dentist where you're not gonna- So you want me to- Like maybe take a hike? Okay. You want me to play Succession on my TV and record it on my VCR? I don't even know how to do that anymore.

How would I even do that? But you have a VCR? No. Exactly. I'd have to buy a VCR. You couldn't watch... I'd have to hook it up to my TV. If you were going a day without the internet...

It can't even be done. You couldn't watch entertainment. You couldn't listen... You couldn't be entertained by anything that you could watch or listen to. It all goes through the internet. Some people have made this choice, just so you know. And there's no doubt they're happier. No doubt.

I mean, this whole idea of getting some information, again, finding out that two celebrities that you don't know are getting a divorce. And finding that out right before you go to bed. Right. You don't need to do that. What? What am I going to do with that? Now I'm going to dream about Tom Brady and Giselle and the problems in their relationship.

As my cheesecake digests. Right. As my perfectly curated meal of as much fat and sugar just moves slowly through my digestive system and I'm just dreaming about Giselle. It's just idiocracy, man. That's what we're living in. You know it. You know it! That's what we're living in. Dude, let's just get outside. Let's touch some grass, they say. Let's touch grass. That's what we need to do today. It's not my rec, but that's my rec. Well, my rec is get a robe. What?

And this is get a robe? This is intended for those of you 40 and above. If you're under 40. McLaughlin residence. If you're under 40,

you can move along. I just got to say, if you're 40 and above, you should have a robe. Because, listen, I'm just gonna be honest with you. I know there's a lot of you onesie folks out there, and I don't wanna shit on your little onesie parade.

But really, you need to move on. You're too sweaty, first of all. You need to move on from a onesie. It's for the 40 and under crowd. It's really technically for kids, but will give you an additional 25 years. So the robe is the old men's onesie? A onesie is all about being comfortable.

And I'm just saying- But also being dressed up as an animal, usually. I'm just saying that the robe is the ultimate lounge wear. But they come open too easily. No, not if you get a good one. And are you recommending no underwear? No. I'm recommending whatever you like.

I typically wear underwear under mine. Okay, good. But nothing else. If you sit down, and slippers are nice too. If you're like, oh, but the onesies that make my feet feel good. Well it's just like... But nothing else. If you sit down... And slippers are nice, too. If you're like, oh, but the onesies that make my feet feel good. Well, wear some slippers.

I'm just saying, you should have a robe. I love that you're going after the onesie community. No, no. You're more sophisticated than that. You are.

Like, you've graduated. There's seven to a... You've graduated. You've graduated to a new level of existence. 30-year-olds don't wear onesies, dude. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do.

Yeah. Look at Jenna. Yeah, see? Yeah, they do. They do. Now, I've never been much of a onesie guy because of, you know, they're not sized properly, and it feels like the Grand Canyon is trying to make its way through my crotch.

I'm going to take your advice, though. I'm going to... I would, though. I'm going to... I would have thought you were... You've already got robes. Yeah, I just don't know how to really use it. You don't wear your robe? Like, no. If I'm...

So when I get home from work, am I just stripped down into underwear and put on a robe? I'm not saying that. I'm not much of a— Can I call it a smoking jacket, even though no smoking is going to be involved? You can do whatever you want to. I'm not—and if you want to do this, that's totally fine.

I'm not a—much, I'm sure, to people's shock. I'm not a get-home-and-change-clothes, change-into-something-more-comfortable kind of guy. I am. But there's not a robe. So the robe is a weekend thing for me. Okay. There are definitely Saturdays, maybe Sundays.

Robe mode. Where nothing touches me other than a robe. Challenge accepted, man. I'm going to work on my robe mode. And it's very difficult to have an argument with someone in a robe. If you see somebody in a onesie, you want to argue with them. You kind of know that they're probably wrong before you even know what we're talking about. You talking about the grocery store?

Have you robed it to the grocery store? I'm not an idiot. Go Lebowski? No, I have some standards. But I'm just saying that I'm just saying that I get into a lot of arguments, but it would be difficult for my wife to get too upset with me if I was in a robe. You look like a loafer, dude. It's easy to get upset.

It makes you feel... Make something of yourself! You've been in your robe all day! And it makes you feel like... how many things could go wrong right now? Like how many different situations could I find myself in that would be life-threatening or... In a robe? Well, you could expose yourself to the mailman. Right. He's not going to kill me for that.

But also, if something does go wrong, you're very much not that likely to get too concerned about it. You know what I'm saying? It's like, oh, gosh, somebody's arm just got almost completely severed, and now we've got to go to the emergency room. I'm in a robe, though. You know what I'm saying? It's like, let's not rush. Okay.

Let's not let this upset the Apple cart too much. Okay. Maybe I need a new robe. I mean, the only reason I started doing the robe. Something to get excited about. When we got that robe at the YouTube summit, which is a ridiculous robe, by the way. Yeah.

I mean, first of all, it says Good Mythical Morning on it. No. And one side is candy cane and one side is green and blue stripes. First of all, don't judge me for wearing something

that says Good Mythical Morning on it that we got at a YouTube thing because you wear that giant hoodie that says Good Mythical Morning on it

and you wore it at a party at your house with like mixed company. Well, I was cold. Yeah, but I mean, I don't do that. I'm not gonna wear that robe outside of my family. I have four. Whoa.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got a rotation, you log out these things? Yeah, if you wear them as much as me. That one's a terrycloth one. Yeah. Great for drying off. And then I got a thin one. And then I've got one that Jesse got me, another terrycloth one that's like a white one that's

like my backup. It looks a little too much like I'm trying to go to a spa. Yeah. Because it's all white, but it's if the other two are in the laundry. I'm just saying you should try it. You should try it. If you're over 40, do it. It will make you feel differently about everything. I'm just saying you should try it. You should try it. If you're over 40, do it. It will make you feel differently about everything. I'm gonna try it.

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