Ear Biscuits with Rhett & Link - Rhett’s Thanksgiving Turkey Mishap | Ear Biscuits Ep.314
Episode Date: December 6, 2021From an unfortunate fryer accident to duckwalking in the middle of Disneyland, listen to R&L recount the events of their Thanksgiving break on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about liste...ner data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Welcome to Ear Biscuits, the podcast
where two lifelong friends talk about life for a long time.
I'm Link.
And I'm Rhett.
This week at the round table of Dem Lighting,
we're going to be sharing our recent family adventures
that happened to each of us over the Thanksgiving break.
Uh-huh.
I went to Disneyland.
I didn't.
So I got some fresh observations
because it's been a while since I've been there, my friend.
Well, you've been to Disneyland
at least three times more than I have.
That's my daughter's doing.
Since the last time I went to Disneyland.
She's a Disney freak.
I haven't been to Disneyland in four years,
five years probably.
How's your back?
I could tell when you walked in
that there was something going on.
Well, one of the things that we'll talk about
is we actually spent Thanksgiving day together.
Did you notice that my back was pretty messed up
on Thanksgiving day?
I just, I didn't know.
No?
So it was messed up the whole week.
You just seem so grateful, that's all I've noticed.
And it was starting to get better by Thursday.
And then yesterday, we're recording this on a Monday,
yesterday, Sunday after Thanksgiving,
I'm like, I'm back.
What?
I'm back, my back is back.
Okay. No more pain. Do you know what triggered it? I think I do.? I'm back, my back is back. Okay.
No more pain.
Do you know what triggered it?
I think I do.
And then last night,
I'll tell you what I think it triggered it.
It was back, the back pain was back.
Yeah, but then last, so I go to bed,
I'm like, we got a big week,
we're doing some things that we can't talk about yet.
And I tend to, whenever there's a change-
When can we talk about it, damn it?
The fact that it frustrates you so much
is I find very interesting.
Because it's the main thing on my mind.
Yeah, but I like keeping secrets.
I don't like not talking about things that are on my mind.
Okay.
Whenever we're getting ready to do something new,
I've noticed a pattern that my back will go out.
Like, oh, I'm getting ready to travel.
And we're getting ready to do this new thing.
So I've developed this ability to associate this stress
or whatever, like does something in the back muscles.
I don't know how it works.
Tension.
But what that has done for me is it has let me
not get too stressed out when it happens.
So it's like, okay, this is temporary.
This isn't like gonna be around for months
and months and months. Like it used to be around for a long time. This isn't like gonna be around for months and months
and months like it used to be around for a long time.
So you're stressed out, which causes it,
but you're not getting stressed out about the back problems
because that would make it even worse.
And that's what's happened in the past.
Because I'm usually able to be like, okay,
you can do your stretches, there'll be a few days.
Sometimes it might just be a few hours.
You never really know.
This one lasted all week.
And then like I said, yesterday, a full week later.
Now the thing I did tie it to,
the physical thing I tied it to,
is a really intense bench pressing session.
Okay, now this might sound crazy to you.
How does bench press-
So far, yes.
How does bench press- Intense bench pressing.
Affect your lower back?
I was doing like an especially long session
and it was like, it was really intense.
And then, what's wrong with you?
I'm just really showing interest.
Well, go ahead.
But let me, but see, this is the troubling thing
is I never really know because I can always,
almost always tie it to either something that I did physically
or something that's stressing me out
because I'm always doing things physically
that might hurt me and I'm always doing things
in life that might stress me out.
Lifestyle, man.
And so I'm like, how did,
because Sunday night after I did this bench pressing session
I'm like, oh man, I'm really, oh, this is a bad one.
This is a deep one.
I call it ground zero when it goes back
to what I feel is like the original disc injury.
Oh God.
And then I'm reading a book that I got about back injuries.
That's one of my pastimes.
Does that make it worse?
In the first like three pages,
the guy talks about avoiding bench press.
I'm like, what?
And then he explains where the pressure comes from. I'm like, well it must be the bench press. I'm like, what? And then he explains where the pressure comes from.
I'm like, well, it must be the bench press,
but it could be the fact that I'm a little stressed out.
Long story short, he suggested doing pushups
instead of bench press, okay?
So yesterday, I'm better.
I haven't worked out the whole week,
because of my back.
So I'm like, I'm gonna do 100 pushups.
That's a lot.
Not in one, you know, I do like 20 sets of five.
No, I do five sets of 20.
20 sets of five would be moronic.
I do five sets of 20.
No, it wouldn't.
I mean, sometimes you gotta start with.
And after the, and so I did that and was fine
all day yesterday.
Last night while sleeping, which is, this is so common,
while sleeping at like 2 a.m., I wake up and I'm like,
uh-oh, it wasn't like I rolled over and it started hurting.
It was just like I woke up because it was hurting.
Oh.
And I was like, oh no, man.
I was like, okay, well I'll try,
and I tried to find a comfortable position to sleep.
Couldn't really.
Did go back to sleep, got up,
did my like extra long stretching routine
with the lacrosse ball and all that stuff
that I do every day.
Okay.
Took some Advil, put some Bengay on there.
And I'll be fine.
Well that makes me giggle. I'll be fine. Well that makes me giggle.
I'll be fine, but I am glad,
I'm glad that the thing that we're doing
that's stressing me out is not happening today
but happening tomorrow.
And it does not involve bench press.
Yeah, and it's not like a physical thing.
It's not like you have to be like,
have a lot of lateral motion.
As long as I can walk and look,
I in fact, I did that this morning
as I walked to the kitchen, I was like,
does it look like something's wrong with me when I walk?
And she was like, only if you know what you're looking for.
So when we talk about this thing that we're gonna do
that we finally get to talk about,
and we tell you the thing that you can look for,
you'll know which one to look at to then make a decision
as to whether or not you could tell if my back was hurt.
But I'm gonna be fine, don't worry about me.
I'm in top physical form.
Mentally, ah, ah, ah, ah.
But physically, boy, let me just look at me, man.
Good gracious.
Have you noticed how I've been walking lately?
Ugh.
You'll be all right.
Just don't add the back panic.
It's nice to know that you've got that in its place
because boy, I remember the back panic
when you would just like, you would be like, is this it?
Am I coming to see you Ethel or whatever
Fred Sanford used to say?
I'm not beyond traveling down to Panama
and getting some stem cells injected in my lower back.
Just so you know, that is still top of mind.
Could that be monetized on YouTube?
Oh, 100%.
It will be when we do it.
Okay, great.
You should get some too, it's not gonna hurt you.
Oh yeah, I mean, I'll be there.
I'll get some.
Yeah.
I'll get some in the shoulder.
That's why I don't bench press.
Yeah, actually, you know what?
I'm gonna get some in my shoulder and my back.
My shoulder, it pops out,
and then it will usually go right back in.
And you can just get it intravenously as well.
You can just do a full treatment and you feel like Superman.
And you know what?
Lily has the same thing.
Of course, to transition into my vacation here.
Daughter's back.
This was Lily's first time back from college
for our Thanksgiving break,
so we were looking forward to that.
The whole reason that we planned to go to Disneyland
was because she is obsessed with Disney.
She loves Disneyland.
She's really into Marvel and Star Wars,
and now that all that's folded in to the park experience.
It was a smart move on that part.
I do wanna tell you about the specifics of that.
So we went for two days and the first,
after we stayed in the hotel the first night,
we went to Downtown Disney,
then bedded down for the night for our first day at the park
real fresh, real early so we could get an absolute full day.
Did you stay in the park?
No, we stayed outside of the park in just a hotel.
I was meaning wait until it closes
and get under something.
No, there's an urban legend
that Lincoln was telling me about that.
There's that Mark Twain island in the middle of Disneyland.
He said some people swam over there and stayed all night.
That's true.
Tom Sawyer Island.
Tom Sawyer, and then they tried to swim back
and then with a baby and the baby died or something.
I didn't listen too closely because like
that was kind of a downer early in the day.
But just so you know, I'm not recommending it.
You could easily stay inside there.
There's so many places to hide.
There's so many places to hide.
Now, if you get caught, you're in a lot of trouble
and doing a whole family doing it.
There's a lot at stake.
A family of five doing it.
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm just gonna go sleep in a bed
and come back the next day and just buy a second ticket.
Finding a comfortable spot would be difficult.
But that next, the first morning, Lily said,
I rolled over in my sleep and my shoulder came out.
Oh man.
And I was like, did it go right back in?
I thought you were gonna talk about her back
because of her back stuff. No.
And I was like, you know what?
I've given you this.
This is the genetic, this is the physiology
of how your shoulders are built.
You're like me.
Sometimes I've rolled over in bed or reached for something.
I thought that I had damaged it in like middle school
when you started taking me to that bench press
behind the bathroom at the law school
that like your dad gave us access to.
And we would go bench press there
and I would be pushing so much weight.
And then like, I would start laughing.
And I had-
We had laugh attacks while bench pressing.
You would start laughing and the bar would be on my chest
and like you couldn't get it off of my chest.
Cause I was laughing.
Cause you were laughing so hard.
And then sometimes my shoulder would pop out
and I thought that's what did it.
But it's genetic.
Let me stop you there.
I have developed a theory
and you are confirming it right now. And I've confirmed it multiple times. Hey, I'll confirm a theory if it's genetic. Let me stop you there. I have developed a theory and you are confirming it right now.
And I've confirmed it multiple times.
Hey, I'll confirm a theory if it's right.
98% of the time,
people misassociate whatever they're dealing with
with a cause.
Okay, so I can't tell you how many times people say,
I got food poisoning.
And then they say, and they're like, I had-
I agree with that.
I was at the Applebee's last night
and I got those riblets and I've got food poisoning.
Right.
98% of the time they're wrong.
And that's so sad.
Because food poisoning almost always
is associated with your last meal, your most recent meal,
when it almost is never related to your most recent meal.
It's kind of like me and farts.
And I thought, I thought-
I'm always saying that I farted and you're like,
that's not what you just ate, it's what you ate yesterday.
Yeah, but you've literally gotten done with lunch,
thrown it away, come back in and farted and been like,
oh, those beans I had for lunch.
I'm like, dude, those beans you had for lunch
are like sitting in your stomach.
Nothing has happened in your colon yet.
Pushing gas through everything else.
No, that's not how it works.
But anyway.
But food poisoning is sad because then you're never
eating those riblets again and it's not the riblets' fault.
Yeah.
But the shoulders popping out.
Was not the bench press, it's just genetic.
Look at.
You're right.
And that is what I'm saying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm saying but you forever
associated it with the bench press,
just like I forever associated my back problems
with bad dead lifting in high school.
Yeah, I thought that I had stretched out my shoulder stuff
and then for the rest of my life, it was popping out.
For those just listening,
who knows what I'm doing right now.
Oh gosh, this is why you need to watch.
This is why you shouldn't watch the video version.
He's giving you multiple reasons to not watch
the video version this week.
So like father like daughter,
her shoulder's popping out too, buddy.
But she's not experiencing back issues.
I'm not, no.
I'm just finding it interesting.
She's not related to you.
No, but Link, she has a bionic spine.
I'm just interested.
Oh yeah, ain't nothing going wrong with that, it's bionic.
I know, I'm just like,
she's not having any pain with that, that's great.
Sometimes a little bit.
Okay, well there, thanks.
I didn't know that's what you were talking about.
I just, yeah, I just didn't.
You don't have a bionic spine.
But I might need one.
It's quite a recovery for a middle-aged man.
Yeah, I'm not signing up for that.
Yeah, I don't want fusion surgery
unless I absolutely have to have it.
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Well, just to get the physical stuff out of the way.
Keep going.
A couple of weeks ago,
everyone in your family got sick one by one, right?
Is that how it started?
It went through your whole family.
I felt sure it went, we got it from someone in your house.
It was a cold and-
I don't know if you got it from somebody in my house.
I thought we did.
Well, all I-
Because we were asking how long does Shepherd have it?
Shepherd's always got something, man.
Shepard's always got something.
He catches something while playing video games,
I think is what's happening.
And then-
He's getting the bugs from the video games.
Then Lando got it, then Lincoln got it.
But one by one, it went through your whole family.
Then I got it, then Christy got it.
Okay, and so, and that was a couple weeks ago.
So leading into Thanksgiving,
on the weekend before Thanksgiving, like the Monday,
Locke has become sick with a cold.
Yeah.
And he has a fever and we're like,
oh no, man, this isn't, we did the test, it's not COVID,
it's just there's so many viruses going around
and everybody's getting colds, right?
And so he felt like crap for a couple of days
and then went and Jesse is like sending out,
and Jesse's, you know, we've got a crowd
that's pretty tense when it comes to sickness in general.
Yeah.
The people that we were having over for Thanksgiving.
And so Jesse was like, I wanna let y'all know
that Locke is sick, he had a fever,
but he's doing a little bit better today.
And everybody was like, we wanna come to Thanksgiving.
We don't wanna change plans.
We don't wanna have like a food exchange.
We're going for it.
Just let us know how he feels in the morning.
Then Wednesday, as Locke's getting better,
Shepherd starts getting sick.
Shepherd gets a fever, like 101 or something like that.
102 maybe at one point.
Still, I don't know what the discussion was at your house,
but Jesse told everybody and everybody was like,
we're still coming.
Shepherd will just wear a mask, which he did.
Yeah. And we ate outside,
which we were planning on eating outside anyway.
It's California, baby.
That's why you moved to California,
so you can eat outside next to the pool on Thanksgiving.
Eat it.
God. Okay?
I love it here.
Meaning the food, eat the food.
Keep moving to Austin.
I love it here.
So we had that and then Friday,
Jesse starts coming down with it.
And I'm like, oh no, no, I'm holding out.
I don't even understand how these viruses work.
I'm like, I-
I bet bench pressing will keep it in.
Yeah, I got exposed,
surely I got exposed to this at some point.
Like what's the incubation period?
Are we, how is, and so I'm, first of all,
I'm doing everything I can to not get sick
for the thing that we're gonna be doing this week.
Cause I would take hurt back over a cold
while doing the kind of thing
that we're gonna be doing any day.
So I'm like, man, I can't get sick, I can't get sick.
So I'm like, I'm kind of staying away from everybody
for the most part.
I'm like taking all kinds of stuff that may or may not work.
I'm staying very hydrated.
I'm sleeping at least eight hours every single night.
I've done, and so I feel like maybe I'm in the clear.
Jessie is, she's almost all the way through it.
They're all coughing like crazy.
Oh gosh.
They're just coughing everywhere.
Meanwhile.
Yeah.
You know, Lando was diligent wearing his mask
except when he was taking bites of food
and keeping his distance from Shepherd,
except when they were playing the video games
after we were done eating.
Today, he is home from school.
With a fever.
Thanks to your family, but hey, the food made it worth it.
Hey, but this is the interesting thing,
because I thought that the virus
that went through your family,
which now you're making me think
that it came from my family to begin with,
was the same virus that then got back to us,
but it's a different virus because it came back
and now it's on Lando again.
Yeah, why would everyone get the same thing twice
and within weeks of each other?
I think so now you're susceptible to the new one.
I think I've been exposed and I made it out,
but you're susceptible.
So you need to be on top of everything.
Hydration, sleep.
I'm in a tough spot.
Just stay away from your family.
It's surprisingly easy, I learned.
Where do you, you stay in the garage bench pressing.
That's what you do.
Yeah, just constant bench pressing.
I mean, it definitely knowing what everyone was bringing
to Thanksgiving to eat was a big factor in us saying,
hey, we gotta find a way to make this work. Thanksgiving to eat was a big factor in us saying,
hey, we gotta find a way to make this work. I'm not gonna, we're not gonna not have Thanksgiving.
Well, but we would have.
And then we would, we could have had it at our house.
There wasn't gonna be an exchange of food though.
Oh, really?
Just like last year.
Last year it was just us.
But.
The McLaughlins and the Neals at our house.
Yeah, but we took, we exchanged food with the McCarg's.
Oh. Yeah.
Because they were on a strict lockdown at that time.
But there was a food exchange.
So there was talk of a food exchange.
I didn't want to do it.
And of course, I was the turkey man.
First of all, the sides were incredible.
Oh yeah. And I kid you not.
I, up until actually right now,
I mean, I had a smoothie for breakfast this morning, but every single day since Thursday,
the only food I put into my body is stuff from Thanksgiving.
Breakfast, lunch and dinner?
Nothing else.
I've only eaten leftovers.
Thursday, so I ate leftovers Friday, Saturday,
and Sunday exclusively.
What?
Nothing else.
You're speaking of breakfast.
Yeah, because I would-
You wake up later, you need a brunch.
I'm not eating right when I wake up.
I'm eating like midday.
Okay.
And so I just had two meals.
I just had like a midday turkey and dressing brunch.
See, this is the advantage.
We ran out.
It's the advantage of having it at your house.
You ended up having, you had to have had more.
Yeah.
That's what you get for having to,
you have to clean up everything, but you get more leftovers.
William brought the mac and cheese
and that mac and cheese was so good
and there was so much of it.
I had mac and cheese last night.
I mean, and I texted him about it and I was like, man,
you know what?
This is the gift that keeps on giving.
It's good for the immune system too.
Actually, I thought about that and I think that,
on the whole, I think the food I was eating
was better than other choices I could have been making.
I mean, turkey's good for you.
There were some collards in there.
Those sweet potatoes, there's a lot of sugar, but there's also a sweet potato. That's good for you. There were some collards in there. Those sweet potatoes, there's a lot of sugar,
but there's also a sweet potato.
That's good for you.
There's some collards.
There's broccoli casserole, which is still my favorite.
Broccoli casserole went real fast.
Actually, I was done with that on Friday.
We had that for three days.
I was able to, because I took it back.
I took most of it back.
But man, it was so good.
When you've got, listen.
That's Christie's special.
Nothing against, you know,
I already said how much I love California.
I love California.
But if you're from California,
or you've been here too long,
you've forgotten how to do Thanksgiving.
I'm sorry, y'all, you just,
Thanksgiving is not about being healthy.
It's about the food tasting good.
I'm not gonna tell the story again
about the super California Thanksgiving
we went to that one time where they did
deconstructed stuffing, which made me want it
to physically hurt the guy who served it to me.
We had two types of stuffing.
Oh wow, and they were both great.
One of them had meats in it.
Well, the one- Sausages in the stuffing.
The ones that Jessie made is based on her mom's recipe.
And it's got hot and sweet,
like hot and maple sausage built into it.
And it's big.
And then the one that Jenny made is the classic one
that like my mama makes,
which I actually prefer the classic one,
but I ate the hell out of both of them.
And so anyway, I'm sorry, again, I love California,
but it ruins your ability to do Thanksgiving correctly.
You need to be from the South and possibly the Midwest
and to get this correct.
This is the worst time to be giving this feedback.
It's like, we need to be giving this feedback
just right after Halloween.
Replay this.
But let me just talk quickly about the turkey mishap
that I had because.
I didn't discern one and I ate the turkey.
I embarrassed myself in front of my neighbors.
Oh.
At least I'm thinking I probably did.
I'm a turkey guy.
And I don't mean that by like saying I really love turkey.
I'm saying that I'm the guy
who makes the turkey for Thanksgiving.
Turkey's okay. Yeah.
I try to make it as good as it possibly can be
for the holiday.
I smoked one turkey, and I don't mean like I rolled it up
in a joint.
I put it on a grill.
I guess that is what some people might think at first,
but I don't think that's what-
It's California.
I feel like, you know at California Thanksgiving,
you're smoking turkey, it's like, what do you mean by that?
Is there a pipe involved?
This means putting it on a grill,
a smoker is smoking it for an extended period of time.
I did a whiskey maple glaze on this thing.
I took the entire breast bone of the turkey out,
which is difficult.
Eat that first, that's always,
just get it out of the way.
So I could spatchcock the turkey,
put it really flat so it cooks evenly.
It was great.
Actually, I made a little mistake with,
it cooked faster than I wanted to.
I didn't get to crisp the skin as much as I wanted to,
but set that aside.
I also deep fried two turkey breasts, okay?
Jenny, who loves white meat, our friend Jenny,
she brought these two turkey breasts
and she likes a fried turkey, so I was like,
yeah, I'll do it. Oh, wow.
I've got this electric fryer, it makes it super easy.
So I pull this thing out, I've got the turkey,
the smoking turkey is smoking, it's kinda doing its thing,
and I'm like, okay, I'm ready to deep fry these turkeys.
I've got this electric smoker that's like a big cube
and I had three gallons of peanut oil that I was gonna use as my oil.
You said smoker but you meant fryer.
Fryer, sorry, yeah, it's a big, it's a fryer,
electric fryer.
So it's not one of the ones where you put it
over the open flame and potentially burn your house down.
Which I think I might have to upgrade to that
based on the story I'm about to tell you though.
So I'm like okay, I'm gonna fill this thing up with oil
and turn it on.
So as I'm getting ready to pour the oil,
the three gallons of oil into the fryer,
I think to myself,
I remember there being like a valve
at the bottom of this thing last year.
It's like a valve that you can open to drain the oil
when you're cleaning it.
I'm like, but it's underneath this mechanism
that's on the outside that has the heating element.
So I was like, surely I didn't not close that valve.
What an idiot.
And so I just pour it in there.
And then I see that the level is three gallons.
I'm like, see, I told you I'd close that valve.
I turn around to do something to mess with the other turkey.
I turn back around and there is a pool of peanut oil
that is spilling out all around the fryer,
all on top of my outdoor bar area.
Glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug.
Spilling down onto the concrete and going into the drain.
Straight oil. Hey, good you into the drain. Straight oil.
Hey, good you got a drain.
Straight to the ocean.
So I panic.
I pick up the heating element,
which is attached to the control mechanism,
and I set the whole thing inside the oil.
I didn't even remember doing this until later when I looked.
And then I turned the valve and I screw it up.
And then I just-
So you were able to find the valve pretty quickly
when you needed to.
Yeah, but there was a lot of oil that had already left.
And that was when I...
Now, I have neighbors.
I have neighbors all around, right?
This is the-
Do you have security cam footage of this scramble?
I don't have, no, I don't have an angle on that part.
I have an angle on the entrance.
I didn't think you'd have had an angle
on where you cook so you could see yourself cooking.
You kinda know where my neighbors are.
Like we share, like the yards are all kind of together,
but we're kind of- But They would have to all look down,
they would look down on you.
Oh, it's not about them seeing me.
It's about them hearing me say,
Oh.
Fuck!
Just once?
No, I said it a couple of times.
I said it one time there, and then I went inside,
told Jessie, I was like, I made a big mistake.
Give me some paper towels.
And I was like, do you have-
Clean up oil is tough.
I said, do you have bath towels that we don't need?
Yeah.
And she was like, yeah, these two.
Two.
She had two that had like yellow stains on them.
It's just from the wood from the sauna.
So I'm like, okay, I go outside
and I start cleaning it up and then I look
and I realize that, that's when I realized
that the whole heating element with the control mechanism
is in the oil.
Even the electronics.
Like the dial, the electronic part of it.
I pick it up.
Oh, you're having a tough time.
Fuck!
Louder this time.
I'm sorry.
And I was so mad.
Like, I get so mad at myself when I make mistakes.
It's like, it's not healthy, I'm in therapy.
Is there any other word?
I mean, you were over the edge.
Yeah.
And that was because I held it up and saw the oil
pouring out of the inside of the housing.
This is a fire hazard at this point.
And so then I'm like, I can't fry these turkeys.
Because what are you gonna do?
Plug in this fryer that's got oil inside the electronics?
No.
Well, that's what I did and it worked fine.
Well, I let it drain for a really long time.
And then I was like, you have to get oil very, very hot.
Like think about the way a heating element works.
It's inside this thing and it's designed to heat the oil
up to like 400 degrees.
Yeah.
The inside of the heat, the worst thing that could happen
is the electric current, which is what's happening in the heating element
to hook it up, it's not gonna catch it on fire,
it's just gonna make it hot inside the thing
and it'll probably smoke and maybe melt some of the plastic
but I'll be able to tell.
At least that was my theory.
And I completely drained it, completely wiped it down,
turned it on and watched it for 10 minutes
before I proceeded and it was fine.
Did you have the fire extinguisher ready?
I brought the fire extinguisher out.
Did you read it and say, is this an electrical fire one
or a grease fire one or, oh, both?
I looked at it and I couldn't come to conclusions about that.
I just know I wasn't supposed to put water on it.
The thing I feel about fire extinguishers is
if you got one, that is a victory,
and just use it and see what happens.
And you could say that you did your best.
We need to look that up because-
Yeah, we should.
Is it bad to put a fire extinguisher of any kind
on a grease fire?
Or I know you can't put water on it, but-
Hashtag your biscuits, let us know.
But I will say that a couple of the families
that live around us, I believe are grandparents,
because during the holidays, you'll hear children
and during other times you don't hear the children.
It's either they're a normal family
that only lets kids outside during holidays,
which is possible,
or it's grandparents who are only having kids over.
So they learned a word.
And so I think that, yeah, they were like,
that man down there is having something,
something's wrong with him.
But it turned out good.
Is there a grease stain on your concrete?
Cause that's tough.
No, you know what I did?
I've had some oil mishaps on this surface already.
So what I did is I took one of those bath towels
and I polished the entire surface with the peanut oil. Okay. So what I did is I took one of those bath towels and I polished the entire surface with the peanut oil.
Oh. And it just evened it out.
Like it never happened.
I bet it smells good out there.
It does, it smells great.
Just don't smoke a cigarette out there.
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You wanna talk about Disneyland?
Yeah.
Yeah, so the first day we went to,
I always wanna call it Islands of Adventure,
but that's the universal thing. And because that's what's in my head, to, I always wanna call it Islands of Adventure,
but that's the universal thing. And because that's what's in my head,
I can't call it the right thing.
Where when Mythical was smaller, we all went to-
Where's the car, what's the car's place?
What's it called, Adventure?
California Adventure.
California Adventure.
Yeah. That's what it's called.
Yeah.
We went there on the first day
and then we went to Disneyland proper on the second day.
I had not been to Islands of Adventure
since California Adventure.
I haven't been to the Adventure.
Yeah.
Since they made Avengers Campus a thing.
There's a whole- Where is that?
You go in and you hang a lift.
Is it, was it something else?
It was something else that wasn't memorable.
And it had- It didn't replace
Indiana Jones, right?
Indiana Jones is at Disneyland. No, no, no.
That's in Disneyland.
So Tower of Terror has been revamped
as a Guardians of the Galaxy ride.
Oh, the Ants, the Ant World.
Ant World, that's gone.
Ants ride is gone.
That was a big area that had like,
you could walk through like their kids stuff.
Yeah, and you seem like you,
it was like a honey, I shrunk the kids.
It was time for that to go.
Right, see, we never went there.
They changed that into Avengers Campus
and then the pier part with like the roller coaster
and the big Ferris wheel and like the water.
And the corndog castles over there.
And the corndog castle that you love.
They're not getting rid of that.
Corndog castle is still there.
They're never getting rid of that.
That's the pinnacle of the park.
I almost got one, but I didn't.
They changed that, that's Pixar Pier.
And then there's like, those rides-
So Cars Land kind of got extended out into the-
Cars Land is still its own thing.
Well, Cars Land is Cars Land, but Pixar-
But I was most, I mean, we went to California Adventure
and they made that roller coaster
into an Incredibles themed roller coaster,
but it's the same roller coaster.
And Christy was very proud of herself
because she went on that,
but she didn't tell us how petrified she was that she was overcoming something. The same roller coaster. And Christy was very proud of herself because she went on that, but she didn't tell us how petrified she was
that she was overcoming something.
The wooden roller coaster?
Not a huge fan of it, but it was fine.
But the Avengers Campus,
there's this brand new Spider-Man ride that like,
I don't know if you know, on Pixar Pier,
there's a, like a VR ride where you're playing all these carnival games
with 3D glasses on and it's like Pixar,
Toy Story themed stuff and that's really awesome.
That's been there a while.
The one where you're shooting?
Yeah, where you're shooting rings and stuff.
Oh, that's amazing. Keeping a score.
That's amazing.
Well, they did a Spider-Man ride
that is basically the same approach,
but instead of using a cannon
that you're actually pulling on something physical
and then these imaginary 3D rings are coming out,
you just throw out your hand
as if you're casting a web, like your Spider-Man.
Pew, pew, pew, pew.
You don't have to make the noises, but I did.
Does it feel like it's accurate?
It's pretty accurate.
And you're throwing them.
And so you're on this track and you're zinging around
and there's this set design, but then all these screens
and it's 3D glasses and all that.
We waited for like an hour and a half to get on that ride.
It's not worth more than an hour.
They've done away with the Fast Pass.
That's gone.
Which, having been there now,
why did they get rid of the Fast Pass?
It was just becoming clogged?
I didn't research why.
Is it like a traffic issue
with everybody going to the Fast Pass?
Who knows all of their reasons,
but if you have an annual pass,
you can then get something which will give you
a comparable experience to Fast Pass, I think.
But because I couldn't get that
and we don't have annual passes, we just waited in line.
But that was way too long for Spider-Man,
especially when halfway through the ride,
I was so exhausted and I was pretty-
Shoulder popped out.
I thought my shoulder was gonna pop out.
Both of them.
Like I'd come out of the thing just limp armed.
Yeah.
Just the rest of the day, knuckle dragging.
You gotta be careful when you got that kneel physiology.
Right, mm-hmm, can't be Spider-Man.
But the Tower of Terror turned into
the Guardians of the Galaxy ride was amazing.
I would have waited 90 minutes for that.
Still works in the same fashion?
Yes, the same mechanically,
you get on basically an elevator and then the doors open,
the elevator's falling and rising
and the doors are opening at different levels
and you're seeing different video screens.
But the way that they themed it,
in Guardians and in some of the other Marvel movies,
like Benicio del Toro played the collector.
And so they turned the whole thing
into the collector's museum.
So when you're going through the line,
there's like all these specimens, plant specimens,
weaponry, all of this stuff from the Marvel Cinematic
Universe that he's collected.
To kind of make the line not as bad.
Yeah, and that was cool and then you get in there
and he's captured the Guardians
and then they're each on display.
So this is like- And you've got to get them out
by getting on an elevator.
This is the main opening.
And sitting there.
Well, the premise is you're just there
attending the opening of his new exhibit,
which is seeing the Guardians.
So like, it's really cool when everything in the line
and everything leading up to it does that.
But then when you get in there,
yeah, like, Rocket escapes.
Is it the real actors doing all of it?
Yeah, as far as I can tell, it sounds like it.
I think they've upgraded that.
Oh yeah, definitely, I mean definitely,
there's footage of all of them that's like for the ride.
At this point, that's gotta be in the contract.
Yeah, I'm thinking so.
Because you know, back in the day,
they didn't do it.
You'd show up at the ride.
I ain't doing no rides.
It's like, that's not Christopher Reeve.
Right. Or whatever it was, you know? It's definitely, what's not Christopher Reeve. Right.
Or whatever it was, you know?
It's definitely, what's his name from Parks and Rec?
Yup, Chris Pratt.
Yeah, him.
You couldn't remember Chris Pratt's name.
You know, he's definitely in it.
And Zoe Saldana, I'll remember her name
any day of the week. Yeah, right.
And if you give me her phone number, I'll remember that too.
I doubt that. No, I wouldn't.
I don't remember phone numbers anymore.
You just store them in your phone.
Yeah.
That was all a joke anyway.
Anyway.
If you had to meet her,
would you rather her be just who she is or green?
Oh, green, that would be awesome.
And then I know she really worked for it to meet me.
It's like, oh, you put in hours.
But just because I said I wanted to meet them.
I was on the jet bridge with her and her man one time.
I remember that, you told me about it.
That ride was thrilling.
Again, it's the same ride physically,
but I've never experienced the theme being placed on a ride
and it making it so much more satisfying.
Yeah, and you know there's a lot of purists
who get upset about that kind of thing.
Who are like, Tower of Terror's been completely compromised
because they've made it the Avengers ride.
I don't see how anyone could complain
because it's so much more amazing.
Oh, trust me, people can complain.
And it's so, I mean, that was-
If it can be complained about, it will be.
My second favorite ride.
And then towards the end of the day,
we timed to go in the Cars line, which was over an hour. That's a good ride. And then towards the end of the day, we timed to go in the cars line, which was over an hour.
That's a good ride.
But when the sun's setting on that,
the set design of that world is just,
it holds up so many years later
and it doesn't even matter if you've-
It's like it's a real desert.
If you've seen the movie.
It's so beautiful.
Yeah.
And then you get on the ride and you're like,
you're in the car and like you're joy riding through this.
And you're just looking around like,
like I'm in Monument Valley.
It never gets old.
I love that.
It's so great.
So that's my third favorite ride.
But on the second day when we went to Disneyland.
Hold on, so you didn't go on Soarin'?
We did go on Soarin'.
I love Soarin'.
Soarin' takes you around the world now. I love it, man. It's not just California Soarin'. Ooh, go on Soarin'. I love Soarin'. Soarin' takes you around the world now.
I love it, man.
It's not just California Soarin'.
Ooh, it takes you beyond California.
It takes you around the world.
And you smell things.
And you smell stuff.
What kind of stuff do you smell now?
Oh man, I gotta go back.
Grass.
You smell grass?
Because when they went over the orange fields.
Yeah, you don't smell any oranges.
Oh, the citrus spray.
You're wearing a mask now.
You gotta wear a mask inside with all this pandemic stuff.
Have you heard about it?
So you're wearing a mask.
Something's going around.
And insane.
You wear a mask the whole time you're in Disney?
No. Or just when you go inside
something? Just inside.
Just inside. Is a roller coaster
considered inside?
Like Space Mountain's inside a mountain.
No.
I think you're moving too fast for the virus at that point. It can't keep up with a roller coaster. Well, Space Mountain, I a mountain. No. I think you're moving too fast
for the virus at that point.
They can't keep up with the roller coaster.
Oh, Space Mountain, I didn't ride that.
So I don't know if they made you wear the mask
because that is indoors.
You probably did have to wear the mask, but I wouldn't know.
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The second day, I was like,
as long as I can ride the Rise of the Resistance,
which I have never ridden,
I have been to Galaxy's Edge, like the Star Wars world.
I thought you had ridden it the first time you went.
No, just the Millennium Falcon ride.
Oh.
But Rise of the Resistance.
But it wasn't done when you were there.
Lily had been on it, but no,
they weren't even talking about it the last time I went.
And of course this ride is built up so much
to the point where I'm like, okay,
I know that it says that it's a two hour wait for this ride,
but this is the best ride,
theme ride on the planet potentially
from everything I've heard.
So I'm not gonna wig out about it,
I'm just gonna get in line.
And first of all, talk about the lines and the walking.
You're not ready for this.
I was not ready.
You need a pair of wheelies.
For being on my feet.
By halfway through the afternoon of the first day,
I had to sit down and I was eating a taco
and then I was like,
y'all just go and do some stuff, I'm gonna sit here and I went to sit down and I was eating a taco and then I was like, y'all just go and do some stuff.
I'm gonna sit here and I went to sleep.
Christy sent a picture of you to our group chat
and you were just sleeping.
I was sitting up though.
No, there was one where you were lying down.
Yeah, I ended up lying down.
It was like, well, first I took my shoes and my socks off
and she was like, this is a restaurant.
And I was like, this isn't a restaurant,
this is just some tables outside.
Everyone did what you did.
What if everyone took their shoes and socks off at Disney?
I saw a few other people doing it.
So it's not like something I invented.
Let me tell you, I was in a corner.
On my right was nothing but plants.
There was talk about escorting you out, just so you know,
between like Herb from Omaha, Nebraska
and Dale from St. Louis, Missouri,
because it says it on their name tag.
They were like, we have a barefoot situation.
Well, I mean, people walk around in sandals.
We'll give them another seven minutes.
People kick off their sandals.
I just kicked off my shoes and my socks.
And I needed to, man.
Kicking off socks is never good, man, for everybody else.
I'm sure it was good for you.
I feel bad, but I was desperate.
And then I was like, I just have to.
This is day one?
Day one, I was hurting, man.
And I was just sitting there and then it was a chair.
And then once they got up and left,
then I moved over two more chairs and then I just laid down
and literally went to sleep for at least 20 minutes.
And boy, I needed every second of that.
This makes me think about,
there's a couple of potential modifications
that they could make to the line.
Now, obviously they're doing a lot
to make the line more entertaining
because they're making it like his museum or whatever.
So there's interest factor along the way,
but that only goes so far.
Two ideas.
Number one is provide a way for people to just lie down
and slowly be pushed.
I love that idea.
Take your shoes and socks off and just slowly be pushed.
Some people are in those motorized carts,
but why can't everyone be?
But just something, yeah, I mean,
something for everyone that doesn't take up too much room.
Second potential option,
and I know there's people who take this into their own hands
and they come up with like a game to play
while they're in line.
I kind of feel like-
Yeah, a lot of people
are playing the heads up game.
But like maybe Disney could actually create-
Line games. Line games.
That's a good idea.
And they bring them to you.
I know an Imagineer who works in the parks.
I mean, I could make a phone call and I could suggest this
and then maybe get 10%.
I saw the people doing heads up
and then I just felt like now that if I did that,
it wouldn't be an original idea.
As a family, we never even talked about doing it.
But if you're like, you're in the Star Wars ride line,
this is the game that you can play in the line.
And it's just like, you know,
the line is suited to it somehow.
I did notice the one thing that they did,
even when the line was like 90 minutes,
and that's really what Rise of the Resistance was
once we got in it.
Now I will say, it ended up only being an hour.
So it moved faster.
The thing I noticed was-
That was manipulation.
Yeah, they raised the bar and then they make you happy.
Yeah, low expectations, man.
Key to life.
The line never stopped moving.
It wasn't stop and start, stop and start.
And there were even some benches placed along the way,
but because the line never stopped,
you couldn't sit on a bench.
So I found that interesting,
but it did help a lot psychologically.
But what it didn't help with was like,
by day two, when it was my nap time again,
here I am in this line,
and I can't even sit down for a second.
And I'm just, my hip flexor is just hurting.
First of all, you started off this episode
talking about your physical,
your physical form or your physical peak or whatever.
Yeah, that was a setup.
This is the payoff.
Oh, okay, got it.
And so I just, the only thing that would give me relief
was deep squats.
Like if I really squatted down, it would,
my hips would open up a little bit
and I'd start to feel better.
But the line wouldn't stop, so I had to,
and I didn't wanna just keep squatting down and squatting up.
So when I squatted down and the line moved,
then I just started duck walking behind, you know,
in the line.
And I experienced lots of relief and ridicule
from my family.
I didn't realize it that Christy was posting this
on her Instagram story.
Oh, she did?
Like, I didn't realize it until the next day
that like my duck walk and my napping session
were posted on her Instagram.
Here's the thing, Link.
You are free to make all these choices,
but others are free to ridicule you for them.
I mean, that's what America is all about, man.
Desperate, man.
I would have stripped down naked
and done like the anus drag, dog drag,
if that's what-
Was anyone else suffering in this way?
I'm not saying that my anus was itching.
I'm saying if it was to the point
that I was hurting
in other ways, that's what I would have done.
Did you get recognized?
Was anybody else, well, I'll answer that in a second,
but the question I thought you were gonna ask
was anybody else doing anything with ridicule?
Yes, I'm not alone.
There was a guy in front of me in the line
and he had a full-size Ziploc bag
with a rotisserie chicken in it.
Okay, that's worse.
And he would open the Ziploc bag
and he didn't buy the rotisserie chicken at the park.
That's not being sold.
Well, first of all, that's illegal.
You can't bring in chicken.
Christy ended up talking to him
and he said that his grandma made a chicken
and then since they were coming to the park,
he said, well, I'm not gonna give up grandma's chicken.
And so he brought it in this Ziploc bag.
Has he heard of refrigeration?
And then he opens the Ziploc bag
and then he just starts eat, he doesn't touch-
He's eating wet chicken out of them.
Yes, he doesn't touch the chicken with his hands.
He just eats out of the gap in the Ziploc bag,
eating around the bones, and then he would open it up
and offer it to his older sister.
She's like 17 years old.
Oh, how old was he?
Like 15. Okay.
So he was offering his gap Ziploc bag
with rotisserie chicken. Chicken bag.
To his sister who was doing the same thing.
It was like feeding a horse.
Yeah.
It's like feeding a freaking horse.
It runs in the family.
You should be happy that Chicken Bag was close to you
because it was a great cover.
Yeah.
Because it was like squat walking man.
Chicken Bag and Duck Walker.
Squat walking man.
We need a superhero duo right there.
Put us in the collector's museum.
He can get away with anything if chicken bags around.
Rise of Resistance was a 20 minute experience,
which is pretty crazy.
And it start, I mean, it's this entire story
that I kinda don't wanna tell all of it
because I don't wanna spoil it for people.
Is it not a story that exists somewhere
in an existing piece of IP?
No, it's a particular time when like General Hux,
you know the guy from Ex Machina who's not Oscar Isaac,
the red haired guy.
Yeah.
And then Kylo Ren are like, they're the main characters
and you're on this resistance transport that gets hijacked,
well that gets intercepted by them
and taken into their ship.
You know that was tough for Adam Driver to do.
Well, you never saw Adam Driver's face.
You just saw the mask and I don't know if it was his voice.
Dude, Adam Driver, first of all,
he had to swallow a lot of pride
just to be a part of the Star Wars franchise.
But when they said the ride thing,
he was like, as long as I don't have to do the rides.
Oscar Isaac was in it.
Oscar will do anything for a paycheck.
Oscar, he's great, man.
No, no, I'm just kidding.
Daisy Ridley was in it.
Shoot, the guy who played.
Anybody who shows their face.
Yeah.
So it's this whole story of like you're in,
you get in a transport, but then it gets,
it gets tractor beamed or that's Star Trek,
but it gets tractor beamed into the Kylo Ren ship.
And then you're inside of the ship and you get off,
you get off of the thing you were in like the simulator.
And then you're walking in this, the expanse of the thing you were in, like the simulator, and then you're walking in this,
the expanse of this thing is this huge,
you're in this huge, like there's a whole freaking hangar
full of ships and stormtroopers, and they're like,
all right, move this way to be interrogated,
and then you're interacting with actual people.
So it's like you're entering into the world itself.
Yeah. Which is the whole point
of the- Completely immersive.
And so you get strapped into something,
you're in a VR environment, you get-
Well, you know the guy that-
Unstrapped, you're walking around.
I could walk anywhere.
I could've ran through a bunch of star troopers,
star troopers, storm troopers,
and just like gone nuts on this place.
The guy that- I was not restrained.
I got a duck walk all over it.
You know the guy that I'm talking about.
He's friends with, our family knows him,
but you've met him.
But he told me all about, he didn't tell me details,
but basically when he talked about Star Wars
like four years ago, he would be like,
it's gonna be crazy, it's gonna be like
you're walking into the movie. And I was like, it's gonna be crazy, it's gonna be like you're walking into the movie
and I was like, I was like, yeah,
that's what they think but they're gonna like keep you
like restricted and stuff but you're saying that you can.
That you got off of a ride, you were walking around
a hangar being ushered into another place.
But what if you did, what if you went crazy?
What if you did start running, they'd shoot you?
Yeah, I mean there's lots of weaponry, you get zapped.
And they probably just make it,
they were probably ready to make it part of the thing.
They wouldn't take their,
like no one with a name tag would show up,
they would just, stormtroopers would take care of it.
Well, you were a prisoner being interrogated.
At one point we were put into a cell
and then Kylo Ren comes in and he's like,
he's about to let us have it,
but then he gets called into other business
and then we get rescued from that.
But when Kylo Ren, is it a dude in a costume?
It was a screen at that point.
And then at other points,
it was animatronic versions of him and Hux.
So it was very mixed media.
Everything that Disney has ever done in a theme ride,
at different points, you experienced all of it and more.
Super impressive.
Like I can't remember the last time
that like I've just walked around with my mouth gaped open
for like eight minutes straight.
You shouldn't do that during a pandemic.
I have a mask on, no one could tell it.
Like underneath my mask,
I was just gaped open the whole time.
Like that Ziploc bag with the rotisserie chicken in it.
Was chicken bag with you?
Chicken bag got interrogated in another room.
Did they take his chicken bag?
They should have taken him out for that.
I think he was zapped.
But I think they would have,
I mean, if you'd have crossed some lines,
they probably would have kept part of the, you know,
I think there's a threshold at which point,
there's like a level one, there's like a level one,
we can keep the narrative going, there's a level two, okay.
Level three is when the narrative breaks down
and like actual Kurt from Missouri comes in
and takes you out.
Right.
You know.
I was so amazed, I didn't wanna push
the boundaries of anything.
Or you couldn't physically.
I wanted to experience it as it was meant to be.
You couldn't move fast enough.
But was I recognized?
It caused any problems.
You know, I had this mindset that like, you know what?
This is, I'm gonna let Lily be in charge.
She's been in, she's been at all these Disney lands.
I'm not gonna be in charge of, okay,
we need to get up at this time, we need to get here,
we need to go here, we need to get in line this way,
we need to minimize how long we're in line,
and we need to eat at this time.
And I really tried to totally relinquish control,
empower her and be done with it.
And I think the report on that is pretty good.
I did pretty good.
I have some notes, but that is pretty good. You know, I did pretty good. Pretty good, I have some notes, but pretty good.
She's a lot like me, so she had a lot of opinions.
So I think that made it where we didn't fight.
Nobody really fought because everybody was like,
okay, this is Lily's world.
And you got to see everything that you wanted to see.
You were at two days, is really what you need, I guess,
at this point with all that stuff and all the waiting.
Yeah, we still saw everything we wanted to see,
but I didn't get recognized as much as Lily got approached.
Like on day one, she like cosplayed as Loki
and going into the Avengers, all the Avengers stuff.
So like she had been Loki for Halloween
and then she did a version of that.
So like all these people, some other people who were like,
love fans of Loki or dressed up like Loki as well.
Like she made friends with a couple of girls
that were all dressed up like Loki.
So people were coming up to her,
wait, where did you get your,
where did you get your, your Loki ears and what or whatever?
And then the next day we went to Star Wars.
So she was your proverbial chicken bag.
She was, yeah.
When it comes to getting recognized.
Right. You gotta have something.
She was Ahsoka the next day.
She like made her own Ahsoka Tano.
What is that?
It's this female character from the Star Wars universe
and she was in, most recently, in the Mandalorian.
She showed up towards the end.
Oh yeah, okay.
And she's gonna have her own show.
And if I showed her to her, you'd recognize her.
Rosario Dawson plays her now.
She made her on ears and people were coming up to her
the second day and more than came up to me.
But when people came up to me, of course,
they all called me Rhett.
Yeah.
Which happens.
Keep it that way.
I've been called Link many times.
But what, really though?
Yeah.
Okay, makes me feel better.
I've been called Link by people
who I had been with for hours.
I think that if you're just meeting,
you're probably gonna say the word Rhett
versus the word Link to associate both of us
when you don't really know who's who.
But that's what, that's at least what I tell myself.
But the thing that never happens that did happen was
I was seated somewhere and somebody came up to me
and the first thing I saw was somebody put a phone
in my face and it was a picture of us.
And then I looked up and the guy said,
this wouldn't happen to be you, would it?
Oh, that's an interesting tactic.
I was like, yeah, I'm the one on the right.
And I'm like making a face like, this is super strange.
People don't, they don't always have a plan.
Yeah, well, I mean, that's kind of the thing
you have to plan out a little bit.
I'm gonna Google and I'm gonna,
I guess he had confirmation,
but then he wanted me to confirm it, which I did.
It was just strange.
I have a quick holiday recognition story
now that you've told that one that I just remembered.
I had to do a little shipping.
And so I had to do some like-
Some boxing and some-
Some like tracking shipping.
Okay.
Shipping that needed to be tracked.
And so I go to the local, I guess it's the UPS store.
And of course, I mean, around the holidays, I mean-
Bonanza.
It's like, there's seven people in line when I get there
and I'm like, oh gosh, and everybody's got
a different request
and the guys working there are, you know, teens.
And nothing against teens.
I mean, I'm standing in lines for an hour and a half.
You're complaining about seven people in front of you.
Well, you know, I mean, did you duck walk?
I hadn't planned.
No, I didn't, I experienced no physical discomfort.
Okay, there you go, see?
But when I get up to the register,
the guy is like.
Silence?
There's silence and there's big eyes.
Okay.
And I'm like, oh no.
Because now there's seven people behind me.
Everybody is in a holiday mood,
which is not a good thing usually when you're mailing things.
And then he's like, Rhett?
I'm like, yep.
It's like, now's not the time.
And I'm like, dude, I don't wanna do this right now.
And he's a big fan and I appreciate that.
And he ends up, so we have our, this, okay, listen,
I'm not trying to sound like a douchebag.
It just happens.
Which may, but sometimes,
I've experienced this multiple times
that when somebody who is doing a service for you,
whether they're giving you food, like a waiter,
or they're checking you out of a store,
or they're shipping something off for you.
If they're very excited,
if they're a fan and they're very excited,
that's 99% of their brain is focused on that.
And now the 1% is focused on the job
that they're doing for you, which in this case,
actually, this was very important
that these two checks that I was sending
got to the right places at the right time.
Okay.
And I'm like, dude, don't,
because I mean- And you could tell it was falling apart.
I can't tell you how many times
my order has gotten screwed up.
So many things have gotten screwed up
because it was,
and I appreciate people being fans.
I'm a huge fan of fans, okay?
I love fans and I love that people are fans.
You're doing great.
But when they're doing something for me
and they screw it up because they're a fan,
it's just, it's frustrating, right?
And so, but most of the time it's just like,
oh, you gave me meatloaf and I ordered, you know, fish.
I can eat that, it's fine.
But this was like, if you screw this up,
it's gonna mess my life up a little bit right now, okay?
In a way that I don't want it to be messed up.
So, he's doing his thing and then he's talking to me,
he's kind of giving me his resume.
You know, you got any open positions?
Oh, okay. Going into that,
giving me the resume and I'm kind of explaining the pro,
like I don't really, that's not, I don't do,
you know, I don't accept applications.
That's not how it works anymore.
But here's what you, if you're interested, there's postings
and I'm like trying to be helpful, right?
And then he's like, okay, well, can I get a picture?
I'm like, sure, man.
Of course, I'm being nice.
I'm not being an asshole.
I'm thinking about all the people behind me
who are impatiently waiting, patiently waiting.
Maybe they were impatient.
And then he's like, can I get a picture?
I'm like, sure, man.
He's like, he pulls out his phone and he just,
again, from over the counter,
he's gonna just take a picture of me.
And I'm like, dude, you gotta be in the picture.
He's like, well, first let me get one of just you.
I was like, I just get in the picture, man.
He's like, at this point you do not have the job
that didn't exist that you're trying to apply for.
And then he's like, no, just let me get one real quick.
And I'm just like, okay.
Oh, he's arguing with you.
And then he's like, and then I'm like, okay.
And I just kind of stand there and look at the camera.
And of course I got my mask on.
This is not gonna be a great picture.
And he's like, then he's like,
you're gonna do something?
Oh no.
You're gonna like give the peace sign or something?
He said give the peace sign.
I don't know what he said, but I was like,
I didn't respond.
At that point I was embarrassed.
Cause I'm like, these people, they don't know who I am.
And they're all in the picture, by the way.
Yeah, they're all in the background.
I love to see that picture.
And then I'm like, but come on out here
and let's get a picture.
So he came around and the other employee
leaves the other register, which had somebody at it,
to take our picture.
And then there was something happening with the register
and he had to go to the other register.
And then at that point, the other employee,
the other teen employee is picking up on the fact
that errors may be about to be made.
And you can tell he's sensing it.
And he was like, did you make sure that you put that check
in that envelope and that check in that envelope?
Because we had to boot at this register.
And that's the only thing I'm thinking is like,
yeah, exactly, make sure the check is in that envelope
and that envelope.
I think he got there.
I think it figured it out.
But that wasn't one of my favorite interactions.
Again, I appreciate the enthusiasm.
I get nervous in the lines because, I mean, it's nice to,
I like it when I see people who recognize me.
Like there's like a shutter.
It's like, hey, it feels, I mean, it's kind of cool.
You get to, a lot of people don't get to experience
that moment of like seeing somebody see you
and they kind of have this like physical response.
Yeah.
And then the line keeps moving
so they can't do anything about it.
So they're like, it's like they're just kind of standing
there shell shocked.
Cause it's the only way when somebody meets you
that you have permission to just walk away
without saying anything.
So I kind of enjoyed that when being in line,
but then you see them 500 times after that.
Yeah.
So they do have the opportunity to get their stuff together
so they can like say hello.
Yeah.
And again, I don't think it's possible
to talk about this without seeming like a douchebag
because it's not a very relatable experience
to get recognized.
So I acknowledge that.
It's just, and I do appreciate it
and I don't mind people approaching,
but it's just like there are certain circumstances
in which it's especially inconvenient,
especially for other people who are trying
to get something done.
And in those circumstances,
again, I was nice.
I didn't, and then I didn't,
I almost apologized to the line of people as I left,
but I was just like, I'm just gonna leave. Yeah, just get out of there.
I'm just leaving.
Just get out of there.
Disneyland, that was great.
It was great for Lily to be home
and for us to do something as a family
because she had a number of people to see,
you know, to reconnect with her friends
and stuff like that for the handful of days
that she was back home.
So it gave us our dedicated time
because then once we got back,
we did the Thanksgiving lunch.
But then after that, she was kind of gone
seeing other people,
which we totally expected and understood.
And then she's back off at college,
but only just for a couple of weeks
before the Christmas break.
So it was a great experience being reconnected,
especially because like we all got along
because we were in the happiest place on earth
and I wasn't in charge.
Big factor.
I think that really worked.
So yeah, it was a success.
Last thing I'll share is that
usually the day after Thanksgiving,
we go and get a Christmas tree.
We didn't because the family was hanging on by a thread,
you know, dropping like flies
and I'm just trying not to get sick.
So Jesse was in no mood to go get a tree.
And we had decorated a little bit before everybody got there
with like, there's multiple trees.
There's like, there's a tree.
I don't, there's already,
there's like four Christmas trees in our house, but not,
and they're small, like kids have little ones
and I'm not talking big.
So you're not gonna do a real one this year?
Well, but Jesse's like, we gotta go get the real tree.
And I'm like doing the math on this and thinking,
so we're gonna put this tree up
and then we're going back home to North Carolina,
like mid December.
Yeah.
And then we're not gonna be back until after the new year.
And it's like, we're not gonna have anybody else over.
And I just started realizing how much of a Scrooge I am
when it comes to the decorations.
Cause I'm like the decorations just feel like
they're for us by us.
You know what I'm saying?
And so it's like the by us part is the part
that I have trouble with.
Cause I'm like, oh, I'm gonna have to get this thing.
If it's just for you.
We have to do the lights and she's like,
but for the kids, it's Locke's last Christmas here.
I'm like, well, there's lots of Christmas decorations.
There's multiple trees.
He's got one in his room.
We haven't yet gotten the tree.
I almost talked her into-
But there are other trees in other places,
but just not, you don't have a main tree.
We don't have the main real tree
that we put in the living room.
You sound like my dad, man.
They've got so, I mean,
Halloween they decorated for Christmas.
They got like eight trees.
It's like they live for it.
I'm trying, we got one tree.
Jesse loves it.
I appreciate the, listen, again,
I experienced the benefit because I didn't help with that.
All I did was went into the attic and like pushed,
my back was already messed up,
so I was pushing the boxes to the entrance
and then Locke was taking them down.
And then Jesse's taking this stuff out.
But I don't know, I think we may have passed
the point of no return for having a tree.
And then I'm like, but if we do get one,
let's get a fake pre-lit tree.
And listen, I know the arguments against it.
That's what we have now.
That's what we got last year.
And so here's my question. I love it.
You take it out and you-
How hard is it to put together?
Easy, three sections.
And it's there and then it falls down and then that's it.
And then you're like, this is disappointing.
And then you start hearing the complaints.
It's not a real, it's too short,
it's not this, it's not that and then it's like,
but just decorate it, once you decorate it, it's fine.
It's fine, you know?
Because all that happens is, is the tree basically,
because I do all the stuff to take care of it,
then it basically dies before we leave.
Yeah.
It stops taking water and then we get back
and it's dead and then we take all the, and just taking water, and then we get back and it's dead,
and then we take all the,
and just taking the stuff off of the tree
causes all the little needles to go everywhere,
and then we gotta take it out and put it down next to the,
you nearly kill whoever you're trying to do this with,
trying to get it to the curb,
so it'll get picked up.
Are there, yeah, I'm with you, man,
but I know I'm like, are there pre-decorated trees?
You got pre-lit. It's like, can I'm like, are there pre-decorated trees? You got pre-lit.
It's like, can you go all the way?
Pre-decorated, you know, just pull out of the boxes.
Jesse's not gonna go for that.
You know, it's just like, it's all done.
But I will say, the only thing that I usually help with
is the lights, which is the worst part,
and the top of the tree.
Yeah, I can see why.
If the lights are pre-lit, I don't have to worry about that.
I'll put the three sections together.
Are your other trees not pre-lit?
You don't know, because you didn't do those.
They're all fake.
Okay.
They better be pre-lit.
I don't think they're pre-lit.
We're not in the 90s anymore, okay?
Wake up.
So anyway, I love Christmas. I love the holidays.'re pre-lit. We're not in the 90s anymore, okay? Wake up. So anyway, I love Christmas.
I love the holidays.
I like the decorations.
Yeah.
But I'm just, I'm a little bit of a Scrooge
when I'm like, why are we doing this?
If we were gonna be here through Christmas
and the whole time and we had a bunch of people coming over.
Right.
That's not happening.
So am I a Scrooge?
Hashtag your biscuits.
Yeah, I'm gonna give a rec.
I've been really looking forward to the Peter Jackson
directed Beatles docu-series which takes,
it's called Get Back and I always think that it's on Apple
but it's on Disney Plus. Yeah. Because I looked all over Apple and I couldn think that it's on Apple, but it's on Disney Plus.
Yeah.
Because I looked all over Apple and I couldn't find it.
Looking in the wrong place.
It was on Disney Plus.
I will say I've only watched like an hour and a half of it,
which is not much more than half of the first
of the three episodes.
Is this six hours total or something?
Yeah, it's like he really Peter Jacksoned it.
So it's the footage leading up to their last performance,
but they didn't know that at the time, of course.
It was just their first performance in more than two years
that they were gonna develop new material for
to perform for a TV special.
And then they had a documentary crew,
which that's what this footage is from,
is like film documentary and then the release of the album,
which became the Let It Be album,
if I'm correct, I believe I am.
So we heard some good stuff about it.
We actually went to a restaurant and they said,
how was your Thanksgiving?
And the waiter said, it was great.
I watched the Beatles docuseries and I loved it.
That's apparently all they did.
And I was like, oh, it's out.
And I was so excited.
Everyone was talking about it on Twitter
about how amazing it was.
It's a test of patience and of fandom.
So I'm giving this recommendation couch
and it's not for everybody because it's just a,
but if you're really into it, it's an amazing experience,
but don't watch it when you're sleepy
because it's a fly on the wall,
but don't watch it when you're sleepy because it's a fly on the wall,
just footage of them trying to pull together physically,
like be in the same space again and start to write songs.
They're bringing material together
and they're starting to play.
And there's these, I get goosebumps talking about
just the flashes of creativity
where you see Paul McCartney showing up
and George and Ringo in there, John's not even there yet.
And then he starts, he starts writing, get back.
Mm-hmm.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You know, he's like, the genesis of that song
was fully documented in that environment
under all of this pressure.
And you see all of their personalities
and their interactions.
I get the impression that there's not footage like this
of them that exists because everybody's talking about like,
I guess all Marc Maron tweet.
They're the guys I always thought they would be.
But like, and he's a huge fan.
It's like, no one has seen him in this light.
But I've never hung out with him like this.
Yeah, and people are talking about,
and I've only watched half of the first one
and then there's some things that really start to happen.
You know, like I know that George leaves,
he quits the band in the midst of this.
So it gets really good, but it's like,
you really have to be committed to it.
And you have to be attentive to the points where
the magic of those moments is really set up
by kind of like the fly on the wall,
20 minutes of them just interacting.
So it's, at first I like had tears in my eyes
and then I got bored.
So it's a little bit of both, but if you push through,
there's these moments that are just captured,
I mean, based on what I've already seen,
that are probably extraordinary.
And it does go, it does go somewhere.
It's just, maybe I'm in the most boring part of it,
but I'm still recommending it.
Get back.
All right, speaking of that,
we will get back with you next week.
We're gonna talk about our purchases from 2021
that we did, same thing we did last year, going through,
I'm going through all my Amazon.
I think Link is expanding outside of that,
but we're going through everything that we purchased.
There's gonna be less stuff than you bought.
The highlights of the things that we bought in 2021.
All right, talk at you next week.