Erin is the Funny One - A Very Kidz Bop Sweet 16

Episode Date: October 11, 2021

Jack and Erin kick off their 16th episode with a wine from none other than Snoop DO(double)G (spoiler alert: it’s a great wine if you don’t like the taste of wine). Then, Erin gives Jack a taste of his own medicine with a few rounds of the Kids Bop Quiz before getting interrupted by a very special caller. Lastly, Horoscopes are jam-packed with “celebrity" guests this week, so don’t miss out! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

And welcome back to another episode of Aaron is the funny one I'm one of the hosts Jack Douglas joining me by contractual obligation is this one that I'm pointing at right here I'm still waiting on my payment by the way Do you know possibly the status of that payment perhaps thought you were an intern honey thought we talked about this Interns don't sign contracts damn right well. This is the 16th episode I would prefer to call it our super sweet 16th episode. I like that too our sweet 16 are super sweet 16 now Jack I'm not sure if you're familiar with the premise of the super sweet 16th birthday. Yeah, I'm not but as you may have guessed

It is usually quite super and oh quite spectacular What do you get the podcast that has everything so what on earth do you have planned for our super? Sweet 16th episode party. What do you have planned for us? Well, I'm gonna tell it that I love it and I'm really proud of it and that it's really blossomed into the fine young Podcasts that it's become I will say that MTV never really had that in their super sweet 16 episodes No, they sure didn't know a lot of screaming and crying and daddy the Hummer is the wrong color I was gonna say like did you get me a Tesla? I? Guess that would be the modern equivalent. I did you wanted the white Tesla, right? Nobody wants the white Tesla

Oh, no, nobody wants the white Tesla I have some calls to make our next-door neighbors have a bright blue Tesla and that is also hideous So don't get the bright blue Tesla and we have the no-color Tesla. Yeah It's not economical for us and in the event that we need to flee Los Angeles when the San Andreas Fault opens up Right, I mean I saw that documentary start on the rock That's right, and you know you can't rely on the battery power in the event of you know because battery drains the liquid hot magma Coming through so would you leave your unplugged iPhone alone for like days at a time? Just assume that it's good to go. No Jack

What was the present that you asked for for our super sweet 16th party a better co-host I? Can make that happen for you. Can you well? I can make that happen for me rather no no You were right the first time no no no who you got I was right both times technically It's our sweet 16th. You know how we should celebrate our sweet 16th, honey How should we celebrate by going into our wine of the week Jack? Why don't you tell the listeners about our wine of the week? I would love to since you're the one that picked it Do you know why I picked it because you've had this series before no no why did you pick this wine?

Well Jack, why don't you tell them what the wine is first listeners feast your ears upon this? We are drinking a rose a titled 19 crimes titled titled no, it's a 19 crimes Rose a Cali rose a Cali rose a I'm gonna use the word produced because yeah, that's fair This man is a musical muse if you will I will and begrudgingly I will I picked this Because it is produced by mr. Snoop doggy dog do double G. That's right. You know me no less and Jack Why did I pick this rose a it's featuring mr. Snoop doggy dog do double G probably because I worked with him in a video once before You did yeah, no you didn't yeah It was an April Fool's Day like YouTube video prank years ago

They did this thing called snoop-o-vision where you would watch viral videos in the theater with Snoop dog and a few other YouTubers, but you could like you had like 360 degree control the camera. I sat next to him you met Snoop dog Yeah, I I double G. I cracked jokes with him the entire time you didn't I've told you this story I don't listen to you. Wow. Yeah, we were like in the same movie theater in the YouTube studio watching some like slow-mo Video, I think the slow-mo guys. I don't know we were acting to one of those videos I make some real dumb jokes and shit and snooped it at one point I got him laughing and he turned to me. He's like, I knew you're gonna say that as soon as that happened or something like that Like I do you think he was stoned. I think you have to be to appreciate my jokes. Okay fair

I appreciate the fact that you at least admit that yeah, yeah But it was a cool experience and I know he's an avid listener of this podcast So thank you snoop for the memory and thank you for the Cali Rose. I heard that he lives in I know I don't mean to dox the guy, but I heard he lives in diamond bar, California Don't dox snoop. So there are many assightings of snoop and diamond bar if you guys are in the Southern, California Not yet Orange County, but almost out of LA County area You may or may not get a snoop sighting But do you know why I picked the snoop wine Jack and no it's not because you met him once

Maybe if I even believe that story is it because if you scan it with your phone camera, he comes alive Well, you have to download the app. Oh, right 19 crimes wines have what they call living wine labels And if you download their app and scan the wine label, the face will talk to you But no Jack, that's not why I picked and we got tell us why I'm on pins and needles Jack. What season is it? dogs Jesus Lord it's Libra season and Snoop Dogg do double G is a Libra. Oh, I did not know that also didn't care But how about that? He's a Libra. He's a Libra and what better way to celebrate Libra season better way than with a Libra wine Alright, I need it. I haven't tasted this yet now kids. This is a 10 and a half percent. Oh, that's nothing alcohol content wine It's basically the Capri son of wine. Yeah, don't tell your parents. I've told you that so now tell them

Why don't you take a nice big old sip of that? Yeah, Ali Rose featuring produced by Snoop doggy dog Do double G and you let us know what it tastes like Huh It's very juicy. It kind of would you say it's like Capri Sun? It's like a Capri Sun-esque fruit juice It's an adult fruit juice. Is it like sweet? Yeah, it's okay. I mean, is it sweet? You can't tell It's like the sweetest wine I've had in years. It's very sweet. Sorry. It's I'm a little shocked This barely tastes like wine I'm pretty sure if it's good or bad if you drink more than one glass of this

You will wake up with ulcers in your mouth in the morning. That's all I'm gonna say. It's very sweet It's very Doc Snoop that you insult his rose. Hey Salting once again. That's not a good point. Well, no once again all wine is good wine It just depends on what kind of wine you like. So anyway, it's great wine if you don't want to like taste the wine So that you know what that's true. This is a good beginner's wine. Very good beginner's baby's first glass of wine Baby's first glass of wine. I don't know if I like the taste of wine. Maybe like ease up with this This is a stepping stone wine train wheels. Yeah, like back in the 60s when mothers used to like rub Wine on teething babies gums so that they would get drunk and like not realize that their teeth were like poking

Wine was a whiskey you ruined the joke. Oh fuck idiot. God. That's why we can't have nice things I'm sorry. So okay, but when they would they would they would rub this one. Anyway, fuck it. Like you ruined it It's over. Anyway, according to the Vivino app. There are 181 ratings. I can't believe this is not more rated Yeah, given that I mean the producer dog do double G. I mean he and Martha are homies like I don't understand anyway It got 3.5 out of five stars with a hundred and eighty one ratings average price point of this wine $11.97. So what would you what would you rate it as a 30 something if I were at a frat party? I'd be impressed that they sprung for the bottled wine if I were at my post of the boxed wine, right? Yeah, I'd give it at least a four out of ten. Okay. It's not bad. It's just not for me a four out of ten

It's not a good grade. It's not you. It's me. No, right. I've been trying to tell you for years. It's me of wine Yes, no, that's actually exactly Snoop, I know you're listening. Please put that on the bottle I would give it a five out of ten because while it is like baby's first wine I could see myself enjoying this like I mean, I'm already halfway done a glass I enjoy it more than you, but it's still like very much. So like it's a juice five out of ten Nice. Good for you. If you're curious, give it a look see. Okay. Now we know this is how we properly celebrate Libra season I think next week. We'll be drinking Snoop doggy dog do double G's other wine. Oh, is that right?

You didn't notice I put both of them there. He has a red as well. I did not notice. Yeah, I bought both of them Oh, I completely oh, no, I threw that out. Yeah So I would like to say that last week we left off with turning off the do not disturb Yes on our hotline. We sure did now Jack. Yes, Aaron Shall we venture into turning off the do not disturb again and see where this adventure may take us? I say take two. Let's do it. You really want to? Yeah, absolutely. Okay. Yeah, this could get weird It could get weird. I love weird But like I feel we had to leave our last podcast with our tail between our legs

And I don't want that to ever happen again, and it might it might happen again tonight. We'll never know if we don't try That's true. So I say be brave. Okay. I'm gonna do it. Okay. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Oh my god I'm so nervous. Okay. Okay. You sure? Yeah. Yeah, you're sure. Absolutely. All right. I'm gonna somebody called in 16 minutes ago All right, it might happen and by the way, they somebody else called in three minutes before that. Oh my god Is it ready? All right. I'm gonna press it do it right now Okay, so and now we wait and now we wait we talked about this beforehand if someone calls Aaron will answer But she's going to pretend that she is the voicemail message, right? And she's gonna say something like hi you've reached the Aaron is the funny one hotline

Please leave your name and let us know if you consent to blah blah blah beep Okay, I'm gonna try my best and that's grew up. You'll be good. You'll be fine. Okay. Okay. Oh I'm excited. So in the meantime, why don't we wait? Yes. Do you have anything prepared for me today? Well, well hold on speaking of the hotline. There are two voicemails I would like to play to one was a fan review that I just feel like deserves, you know I just want to influence the people that are already listening to continue to listen. I like that. No, that's that's legit That's real. And then the second one is actually the quiz idea. Oh What we're gonna be doing today. Nice. All right first up. We have a glowing review. Well, that's nice. I'm an avid listener

I'm concerning you can put this on the air. That was a great show. I just listened finished up the last show guys Very cool. Love you guys. Keep having fun. Talk to you. Big fan. Why honey? That sounded a lot like your father That's my dad my dad called into the dad my dad called into dad hug me 10 Oh, how appropriate is that and wanted to leave us a voicemail? Hey, thank you very much for the lovely message And thank you for listening. We love you. Thanks daddy for calling. Okay, sweet. Now since my dad didn't have any good quiz ideas I exchange the messages with a lovely listener named Gracie who by the way

We are going to be getting drinks at your New York City show. Stop it very excited. Oh, I'm excited That's very excited. Gracie's a local. So she's like, oh, oh, Gracie knows all the hot spots. Hell, yeah I know where we can go. I love that but Gracie had a wonderful idea for what we're gonna be doing today Gracie. Lay it on us Jack this is not for you. This is for Aaron only And I've been rewatching some of Jack's films videos on YouTube and I'm watching the kids pop quiz and I Love it if you were to quiz Jack on kids pop lyrics Little bit But it's happening and we are doing a kids pop quiz. Oh, no

Except this time we quiz you I honestly I love this idea I am so tired of making the kids pop quiz And they were Exhausted kids pop quiz and they drained my life force. So how many questions do you even have to prepare? 100 no, no, no, how many doesn't how many tens of questions. Honestly, how many tens like 40 or like 20 because I've done 15 somewhere between I did 15 and I did it in a number of hours Jack So I don't need you to do anything This is a personal just like piece of advice

Work smarter not harder because if I can do it is you know the matter of time that I did then I think maybe you should be able to turn that shit out a little bit faster. Well, here's the thing I don't know how good your quizzes Oh My quizzes were pretty good. I chose some of the most recent kids pop songs not only that Oh, but I actually even listened to the kids pop songs. I don't even know if you actually listen to them I do do you I make sure that the lyrics are what they say. So good for you. Well, yeah Here's your participation trophy. By the way kids Bob is so funny like listening to these

I was like, I feel like such a creep listening to No, you can't not feel like a creep It's very true. I don't feel good about it. It's the worst kind of research like God damn it But you do it for the quiz you do it for the quiz Jack could you please explain the kids Bob quiz Bob quiz is sure in the past I've made two kids Bob quizzes and what that entails is it's a multiple choice quiz where first I give you the actual lyrics to a Modern pop song that has some cursing or sex related or adult themed lyrics, right?

And the question is how did kids Bob fix these lyrics when they covered this song and I make it multiple choice So I have the actual answer and then three or four fake lyrics that I made up and you Given those choices have to pick how kids Bob quote-unquote fixed those lyrics. It's a lot of fun It's a lot harder than it sounds and I have a blast Writing these because it is so much fun. Just thinking like how else can they like purify these satanic lyrics? It's a wonderful process. Did you have fun writing your quiz by the way? I okay. I will say it can be cathartic No, I had no fun. No fun because I was very insecure that my alternative answers weren't believable and I determined that I'm probably not very good at lyric writing so well, don't worry

I'll be the judge of that. The only thing that was fun about it. Yeah, was literally dreaming of Making you look like a fool. Oh boy. Yeah terrifying motivation. No very motivating literally dreaming dreaming yikes Salivating at it. Oh, no, so exciting titillating No, very exciting. So Jack are you ready? We're gonna start out with an easy one. Okay? Oh, yeah, I'm gonna start with some we're gonna start out with an easy one. Okay, I'm as ready as I'll ever be But I'm really really intrigued. So I have created 15 questions however, I've designated five of them as Alternates because there are five songs that I picked two lyrics from uh-huh

And so if you get one of the lyrics right and I'm displeased You go with the other I'm gonna go with the other question. Got it. So you really only have 10 questions. Well, so there's 10 official questions, right? Okay, all right, so that's not that alternative. Yeah, okay, so we're gonna start off easy and I mean easy Okay, we're gonna start off with peaches by Justin Bieber. Okay. All right, Jack The original lyric is I get my weed from California. That's that shit I took my chick up to the north. Yeah, badass bitch. What's wrong with that? E unchanged did Did kids bop in their kids bop a vacation turn it to a I got my dream of California. Yeah, that's it I took my friend up to the north. Yeah. Yeah, that's it b

I shop local buddies. No plastic. I adventured with a girl. Yeah She hikes clips See I drove down the coast of Cali So scenic I took my friends with me and we snapped picks Or D I plant trees in California Yeah, that's lit. Oh my god. The fires burned them all down Not so lit

It's deep Okay, what a great intro question. I must say hats off to you, sweetheart. Thank you. Thank you Come on. You can't tell me this isn't the most fun shit to do Right, this is so hard. No, but this is so hard This is why I've made like five eyes about this exact thing because once I made the first quiz I was like, I had so much fucking fun writing the choices. I had to pass this off to viewers So, okay, I think it's a got my dream of California. Yeah, that's it. I took my friend up to the north. Yeah. Yeah, that's it Based on your experience with kids bop

Yes, what leads you to believe that they would maybe create that answer Yeah, are there any trends or themes basically that you find with kids bop of fine Lyrics the kids bop of fine lyrics. Yeah. Well, first off my first reason is um The other three answers are just so ridiculous But even ignoring those the first one really generalizes everything else instead of weed It's dream all kids have a dream. Okay, and then I took my friend up to the north way better than I took my chick up to the north I feel like that's a trick kids bop frequently employs instead of girlfriend boyfriend husband side piece. It's friends Okay, so I think as much as I want to say I shop local buddy. No plastic

Because that's really fucking good. You don't like the driving down the coast of Cali so scenic I like no, I like it a lot. Trust me. That's a great lyric But I think or what about I mean the trees in california are at risk That's true. The fires burned them all down not so lit not so lit But it is literally lit a final answer a is the correct answer and we are moving into the alternative round already All right, let's go. Are you ready? Yes, all right your kisses taste the sweetest with mine Did kids bop change that lyric too? Your smiling makes everything shine your heart and soul are truly divine

Your singing sounds sweeter with mine I'll give you her she kisses until the end of time now. I have to ask you a question Yes, when you wrote these lyrics, did you listen to the original slash? Gives about covers to make sure like the timing matches because that's key I don't know how peaches go. So I'm flocked but you don't know peaches You oh, come on. Everybody knows peaches. You don't know peaches. You actually not no peaches I actually don't know bro. Get your head out. It sounds really good This stupid galaxy that somebody spread their legs and showed you their universe

You need to get your head out of that universe and fucking get your head out of your own ass Was that like a Dave Matthews lyric you just said? Yes, of course. This is beautiful I need you to like actually get with the times Everybody knows peaches from Justin Bieber. I don't know about that. I'm pretty sure my dad knows peaches from Justin Bieber Okay, yeah, he does look. I have a quiz to take if you don't mind your smiling makes everything shine That's pretty believable your heart and soul are truly. No, they would not use divine. Absolutely not crossing b off Your singing sounds sweeter with mine. I od at that one because that's something they would do They love kind of shoehorning the more kids. We're singing together. Haha

I love her. She kisses till the end of time. It ain't it. So it's either a or c It's either smiling makes everything shine or your singing sounds sweeter with mine Your kisses taste sweetest with mine I'm gonna go with c your singing sounds sweeter with mine because I feel like it changes the fewest words While still keeping it innocent enough that you know a minivan mom Can um, you know proudly her name is kids bop karen. I'm sorry kids. Oh god. Remember kids bop karen How could you forget kids bop karen? That feels like a lifetime ago kids bop karen can happily with a smile on her karen little face

Blast us in her minivan so that uh jordan from football practice a soccer practice can enjoy the latest Bieber songs guilt free I'm gonna go with c your singing sounds sweeter with mine. All right Please refer to question two. Wait now. Hold on. Did I get that right or wrong? I don't want to talk about it. Okay. Hell. Yeah question two still the champ. Let's go. Let's go Now this is your favorite song jack film Good for you. It is by olivia rodrigo and most recently hailey williams. Um, get it the original lyric Oh, I do like that. You said that in the in the quiz. You actually have that labeled. That's genius That's genius as we all know this very iconic line

The lyric is as follows good for you You're doing great out there without me baby. Like a damn Sociopath tiktok loves that line jack did kids bop kids bopify You're doing great out there without me baby someday. I'll be glad about that baby. Yeah, I wish I could do that Baby now listen to my justice wrath Baby, I guess that you took a pass Okay, so the way I know the song this is one of the rare instances where I do know the song well enough To know the rhythm

To not just know the rhythm But to know that yeah, I wish that I could do that is I think an actual lyric in the original song Obviously not at that point because she does says like a damn sociopath And I think it's like the first and only time she says that because it's like, you know Heavy emphasis and then the drums come back in I think yeah, I wish that I could do that I'm leaning towards B Because to censor a line sometimes kids bop will just repeat what's already been in a song. They'll repeat another lyric It's lazy, but they do it all the time

So I think I'm going it'd be interesting if they rewrote it though if they did say someday I'll be glad about that. I don't think it's now listen to my justice wrath I guess that you took a pass. No. Yeah, I wish I could do that I feel like that's angsty enough that it's family friendly. Oh, but you know what they could also say baby someday I'll be glad about that That's also like that good old futuristic, you know optimism that kids should have someday you'll be glad about that You know he or she wasn't the one and you know what it was meant to be But my gut is saying be final answer. Okay, please refer to question 11 three for three. You're so bitter

You won't even say when I write Question 11 Original lyric being I guess that therapist I found for you She really helped How it's kids bop gonna get around this kids bop say I guess your counselor that you met with Really seemed to help. I want to believe so bad I guess that counselor that I found for you. It seemed to help. Oh, no I guess that therapist you found for you. She really helped

I guess that therapist they sent you to did really help. Oh, man. Oh, no. Okay. They're all so good I think it's either c or d. Okay, purely off the rhythm structure Let's yeah, let's stick with one of those two. Okay. I guess that therapist you found for you. She really helped I guess that therapist they sent you to did really help that one's more gender neutral It's such a weird change you found for you, but I guess a kid wouldn't This makes sense either way. What kid is going to find a therapist themselves Uh, I think d makes the most sense, but I don't know if that's what they did. I really like counselor I know that one of these counselors you wrote and I really appreciate that that's really funny as opposed to therapist

Okay, sorry enough stalling the answer, of course. It's so obvious. It's I'm gonna say c I'm going up the whole like what they changed the least I think rhythmically it goes it sounds the best. I guess that therapist you found for you She really helped it's the closest to the original still doesn't make sense But fuck reason I've learned the hard way that kids bop abandoned reason and logic when it came to correcting lyrics See final answer your final answer is I guess that therapist you found for you. She really helped. Is that correct? That's correct. Please refer to question three. Wow. This is like squid game

Okay, it's just like All right jack The next song is mood by 24k golden and yeah I had a fucking youtube an interview with 24k golden to figure out how to say the name 24k golden. Oh, you did your proper research. Apparently 24k golden was on one of the paul brothers podcast I think the older. Oh, I think it was Logan. Sure. Okay, great. Are you familiar with the song? No You would know it you'd know it if you heard it. Okay, it's a tiktok song. Oh, okay Final takeaway after literally like just the beginning of this stupid quiz is

That you need to like get out more and listen. What am I am I four for four or five for five? Shut up. Okay All right. The original lyric. Yeah is now We're arguing in my bedroom the best place to argue my right fellas did kids bop change the lyrics to Now we're talking in a random room Now I'm blocking you very soon. Now. We're arguing in the next room Now I'm singing in and out of tune. These are all great by the way You need to pat yourself on the shoulder for all of these options I can imagine you cackling when you wrote now. I'm singing in and out of tune. I didn't write singing in and out of tune

I'll tell you which answer I was most proud of okay after after I get it Yeah, now we're arguing in my bedroom versus now we're talking in a random room now blocking you very soon Now we're arguing the next room. I'm gonna say c again going with my whole like change the least and it rhythmically It matches it similarly kids can't talk about the freaking bedroom, but it makes sense now We're arguing in the next room. It implies That you know, they were in a place a previous place before now. They're in the next room I think that's a very elegant change from bedroom c now we're arguing in the next room final answer Please proceed

To question 13, which one are you most proud of it by the way singing in and out of tune. No the blocking No, I'm blocking you. Yeah, that's pretty good Because what else can kids do exactly but block exactly? Okay, fuck this. I'm blocking you so I will be fully honest my question 13 I didn't label these because I just moved them But I think that this is from this song if it's not from this song It's from a song that we have coming up. Okay, but I'm gonna give it to you anyway. Yeah. Yeah. All right jack The original lyric is baby. I am not your dad. It's not all you want from me

Did kids bop say baby stop acting so bad. I am who you want me to be Oh, wow, baby. I am not that bad. Is that all you want from me? Baby, don't be so sad. It's not as bad as it could be. Don't be so sad Baby, why are you so mad? I'm trying hard. Can't you see? Baby, baby, baby I'm not your dad The first one's funny because it's like the opposite of what the original lyric is Because the original lyric is it's not all you want from me. And then the first answer is I am who you want me to be

Next time next time you're not getting a fight. I'm gonna like throw that line out So hard. Hey, I am who you want me to be and then I win the argument and then I go home and champion You know, I was gonna say see I think it's b. I feel like it's innocent enough. No weird dad shit You know, I mean none of them have uh, you know dad ties obviously, but I think going from I am not your dad to I am not that bad. That's a solid move on kids bop. Um, wait, why have you not talked about d? baby Why are you so mad because it's so different? It's very different from the original lyric Which is why I'm going to go with b. Baby. I am not that bad

Is that all you want from me b final answer? Please proceed to question four Is this co- wait, am I getting all these wrong? Okay, shut up jack. That's a no question four Oh, this is a good song revolves around say so by doja cat. Great song hypnotic melody harmony The original lyric is I wouldn't bug him, but he won't stop cheesing Did kids bop change the lyric to I wouldn't bother them, but they look freezing I wouldn't tell him, but he won't stop chasing I wouldn't talk to them, but they keep teasing I wouldn't bug him, but he's my only reason the answer has to rhyme with cheesin

Which is why I'm going to eliminate chasin I have to eliminate b because all the others freeze and tease and reason the holy trinity They rhyme with cheese in the original lyric, so it can't be won't stop chasing. All right. I wouldn't bug him But he won't stop cheesin. I wouldn't bug him, but he's my only reason too many syllables I really like I wouldn't bother him, but they look freezing Oh I'm getting a little coat. Oh them. I just noticed two of them change him to them I wouldn't talk to them, but they keep teasing. Oh shit. This is hard. This is the hardest one yet. Okay. Hold on

This is I wouldn't bug him. I wouldn't bug him, but he won't stop cheesin Hmm. I wouldn't bug him, but he's my only reason that's kind of that's kind of clunky I wouldn't bug him, but he's my only reason that's kind of clunky even though it's the only one with bug him I wouldn't bug him, but he won't stop cheesin. I wouldn't bug him, but he's my only reason. No way. No way. No way That's so clunky. That can't be it. I can't be it My gut kind of tells me it's it because of the bug him but And that seems to be your mo which mo that you changed the lyric at the least that's my I do that

That's kind of the pattern I'm seeing in this quiz, but this is the one that's throwing me off now Now I really I'm testing my theory. I'm going with C. I wouldn't talk to them But they keep teasing purely because of the rhythmic structure like From a syllable standpoint, I think it's the one that matches the the original closest while keeping a somewhat believable Set of lyrics. I wouldn't talk to them, but they keep teasing It's very different from the original lyric, but the one that's closest to the original doesn't make sense rhythmic wise Which is I wouldn't bug him, but he's my only reason you can't rap it that fast

It's clunky C final answer player one eliminated No, I got squid games. You got squid game, bro. No The final actual answer is it fucking D. No, it was I wouldn't Oh my god. Oh my god. Hold on someone's calling. John old. Don't you dare Don't I dare what don't you dare is that my boy, john old? Your boy, john old jack. How is it going? I I still would like to jack Did you see my video where I made you apologize to me synthetically because you made me feel really bad Um, erin did show me that video john old and uh, it was very impressively edited well done

But I will never apologize you uh to your face or over the phone Ah Okay, that was that was pretty much it. I mean I just I was really hoping because you just hurt my feelings so bad I had something else to talk about making that. Oh, hi. That's my wife. That's brook. Oh, my wife Wait, don't you have a wife jack? Only legally Okay, that's fair fair. This is this is a good. Yeah. Anyway, that was pretty much it I just I really jacked out now that you've at least said it to my face

I mean over the phone to my ears right now. I can go cry myself to sleep at night But I have been rejected and scorned because you knew what you did You knew exactly what you were doing and you did it willingly. Yeah, they hurt I do it again What are you so john old after we hang up here? I'm gonna have to explain how we have a relationship but would you please do us the honor of Plugging your youtube channel so that listeners can subscribe if they would so please. Yeah, so, um, my youtube channel is Ya boy, john old. I you just go on youtube. It's young boy boi and then john old It's like donald but with a j and thank you so much for calling. Yes. Thank you john old first

live call Ya boy, john old everybody All right, i'm gonna hang up so you guys can get back to your podcast. All right. Thanks for calling john old Bye john old's wife. Oh my god. It actually worked. We did it. It actually I hope it worked. Hopefully it came through Who knows but a few months ago this dude Ya boy, john old tweeted at me and was like are you even a human or are you just like a bot that just likes every tweet at you And I replied and I was like, oh if you can believe it I'm a human with fingers and thumbs and I actually like him with my own hands

And then he was like, oh my bad. I actually was just curious like But anybody so john old has been a regular caller in to our hotline also our very first Live caller and I I have him saved in our um voicemail system as bot boy Just so that I can identify when he's calling in because that way I can put context without having to memorize Literally thousands of phone numbers and so bot boy just called in. Ya boy, john old. I'm so happy that we finally captured it on mike We did it after the failure. That was last week's podcast. We finally did it

So there you go. And that's the thing listeners whenever you call in at dad hug me 10 dad hug me 10 There is a slight chance you may be calling while we're recording the podcast So while we had planned to be like, oh, this is the boy. Oh shit. I messed up I should have still pretended it was the voice you didn't even try I did it because I immediately recognized. Oh bot boy is calling. I was like, wow, you abandoned that plan very fast I got distracted shiny things. I don't know. I don't know Hopefully I remember for next time. It's all right. All right. We're turning on the do not disturb again Yes, hey mission accomplished next week. Hopefully we'll get somebody else. Yeah, okay

I need hold on. I need to pour myself some more of that a snoop wine You can have mine. I'll have yours. Yeah, I'll have your four out of 10 wine. All right. I said at least a four out of 10 Oh, I'm sorry. That's that's high praise. Okay. So yeah, where do we leave off? We just eliminated you, right? You've we're just eliminated in the squid game. You didn't even tell me the right answer for doja cat. I didn't No, what's a d? Oh, that's right. And then we got distracted. Okay. The correct answer is B, I wouldn't tell him but he won't stop chasing but Jason doesn't ride I don't know. I didn't I I wasn't hired by kids bop But that's what happened. Okay kids bop is why I drink

All right, are you ready? Yeah, adore you by harry styles Okay, I know one of those things the original lyric was strawberry lipstick state of mind Was it strawberry blonde on this head of mine? strawberries and cream oh my strawberry milkshake state of mind Or no change. Oh, this is the hardest one with the last two made it. I'm eliminating a and b Just right off the fucking bat. Okay strawberry milkshake kids can have lipstick. No strawberry lipstick state of mind

Strawberry milkshake stick. No way. That's you know what? No, that's a jokey thing You did that you were laughing to yourself like an idiot when you wrote strawberry milkshake state of mind Kids and candy, you know why because I do the same fucking thing. You do I replace alcohol with soda pop You know like in all the lyrics. Yeah, and it's super satisfying. I replaced hennessey with capri sun Yeah, before I read the answers I thought what's wrong with strawberry lipstick state of mind and seeing that no change is indeed an answer I'm gonna this might be foolish and naive I'm tempted to pick d no change and I think I'm going to commit to d no change the correct lyric

The way that kids bop kids bopified this lyric is that they didn't and they just left it in strawberry lipstick state of mind And if they changed it shame on the kids bop writers for demonizing lipstick Lipsticks fine, but it's also a state of mind. It's also a state of mind. You're committing. Yeah, your children are heathens God damn it. What is it milkshake? Because you are eliminated once again. Stop it. Is this strawberry milkshake state of mind is the correct answer No kid likes a strawberry milkshake. It's chocolate or get out. Excuse you strawberry milkshakes are delicious Hey, all the kids out there listening and if you like strawberry milkshakes, uh, get a fucking life. Touch grass. You're wrong Okay, next question. I love that you have now died in the squid game twice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right

Blinding lights by the weekend. Are you familiar with the song more or less the original lyric is no I can't sleep until I feel your touch Did kids bop change the lyric to a no, you can't sleep because I talk a bunch That's why I can't sleep because you talk a bunch every fucking night b No, I want to meet so we can stay in touch See no, I can't sleep because I miss you so much Oh D. No, I can't sleep because you know, I think too much

No, you can't sleep because I talk a bunch. No, no, I want to meet Okay, b is the only one that doesn't mention sleep all the other ones are like you can't sleep I can't sleep. I can't sleep and b is no, I want to meet so we can stay in touch I think it's I can't sleep because I miss you so much I can't sleep until I feel your touch and why can't sleep because I miss you so much Yeah, that makes sense see final answer. No, I can't sleep because I miss you so much player one Stop it Thrice in a row thrice. I love this

I had a fucking hot streak of like what five. Yeah. Um, I don't know six nobody was counting But the final correct answer was no, I can't sleep because you know, I think too much God damn it Kids don't think they can't think they're little brains haven't been formed yet. Next question You're so proud. You're so proud memories by maroon five. Hell. Yeah. Are you familiar with song? I love maroons five The original lyric is go and raise your glass and say a Okay, did kids bop change the lyric to a high five your class and say a Brilliant b go and raise your voice and say a

see Go now act fast and say a or d go and raise your hands And say a oh, that's tough. All right. They're either raising their voices or they're raising their hands It's either b or d. These are the closest to the original They're both appropriate for kids bop and they both fit the uh syllables the number of syllables Go and raise your voice and say a go and raise their hands and say a neither voice nor hands rhymes with glass So that doesn't help Thank you kids bop writers for not trying

But you know what does rhyme? Yeah, I saw high five your class and say hey, that's pretty good too But not all kids go to school. Also go now act fast. Oh my god. I missed that. That's true No, so clunky and glunky. That's full of gunk. These are gunky answers Go and raise your voice. We're never gonna get sponsored by kids bop now. Okay? Oh Who I'm gonna say raise your hands. Say a raise your hands. Say a raise your final answer. Yeah d raise your hands. Say a player Eliminated I love this. It's amazing. Was it b? Raise your voice raise your voice

And say a was the correct answer. This this quiz is making me raise my voice. Wait, would you like to do an alternative question? In regards to that song. I do have a secondary one. Yes, I'd like you would like an alternative The original lyric is because the drinks bring back all the memories No change did kids bop change the lyric to a catch a glimpse and it brings back all the memories What b it was a jinx that brought back all the memories See because the smells bring back all the memories or d Because the dreams bring back all the memories. I told you I told you they love dreams They love singing about dreams general vague things like dreams, but you know what I learned

What's that Aaron? Is that they love dreams? And I wrote this quiz So thanks for the hint first off a doesn't match at all Catch a glimpse and it brings back all the memories because the drinks bring back all the memories No, it was a jinx that brought back no way. No kids don't know fucking jinx. Absolutely not. How do kids not know jinxes? That's because they stupid. No kids. No jinxes because the smells because the dreams I'm just imagining a room full of kids going because the smells bring back all the memories

Because the dreams because the drinks dreams. Yeah dreams is very close to drinks least offensive Most vague d because the dreams bring back all the memories final answer d All right Final final final final. Yeah. Yeah. We'll call that song awash. Thank. Please proceed I thought I lost my touch for a second to question eight. Okay. Hey, uh Old town road by Lil Nas X and mr. Billy Ray Cyrus. The original lyric is cowboy hat from gucci Wrangler on my booty Did kids bop change the lyric to cowboy hats and sushi wrangler is on duty

What cowboy hat from gucci wrangler? Like on tv because that rhymes with booty cowboy hats a beauty Wrangler makes a cutie. Fuck you or cowboy hat from gucci Looking really groovy. Oh, these are this is really tough What are you doing? Don't don't look ahead. What were you just doing nothing? No, what were you just doing? Okay, what were you just doing? So I have a confession. What I don't know the answer to this by the way I was thinking in an older video of mine an old jackass I was struggling very very hard because they changed riding on a tractor riding on my bladder or something like that

Yeah, that's a that that's a lyric by the way kids bop did not change the riding on my bladder part That was what I pointed out in the jackass. They did not change that. So I was wondering if that was the alternate alternative Lyric question in case I got this right and it is not. All right. That's all I remember dick Wow, what a cheater. How many of these songs you told me that you didn't do any of these songs First off, you never asked me about old town road, but you told me that you hadn't done any recently Well, town road is not recent that should old that's not old. It's just like three years old. No, it's not it's like 2019 I just went 19. You're right. That's old. That's not old. That's like 70 in music and kids bop quiz years It's not old because you lasted it like ages ago. We're getting distracted. I really like cowboy hats and sushi

Cowboy hats a beauty wrangler makes a cutie cowboy hat from Gucci looking really groovy That's really innocent. The answer is D. Is that your final answer? It is. Are you sure? I'm feeling groovy. The answer is D Are you hungry for sushi? I'm not hungry for sushi. I just feel very groovy Layer one eliminated once again. Shut up. Which one final answer cowboy hat from Gucci wrangler like on tv That doesn't Would you like the alternative question? Yes, please refer to question 15. Uh-huh. The original lyric Is my life is a movie

Bull riding and boobies. No change Did kids bop change the lyric to my life is a movie bull riding and bougie Cool rides and beauties Surrounded by groupies My bull has its own booties Not the only one that makes sense is bull riding and bougie. I think that is one of Can I ask though would kids bop use the word bougie? They wouldn't well, it's better than fucking boobies Sure, okay, but I feel like bougie is

I don't know. I don't know dr. Ernie. What does bougie mean to you? I think bougie is people who Want to appear fancy. That's okay. That's how I view bougie giving off the illusion of fanciness Yeah, it's in a appearance of sorts, but not necessarily actually like wealth Okay, a shallow facade. Yes. That's how I view it. Hey, my life is a movie bull riding and bougie final answer We'll call that one a wash then. Yeah, boom. Still got it, right? It All right question nine high hopes by panic at the disco. Okay. Okay The original lyric is shooting for the stars when I couldn't make a killing, right?

Did kids bop change the lyric to a shooting for the stars when it wasn't too fulfilling B jumping for the stars because I knew that it was thrilling Stop it. See bouncing off the walls from the very beginning Or D shooting for the stars when you knew that I was willing. Oh D sounds pretty willing Here's the like let's talk it through let's talk it out shooting for the stars when it wasn't too fulfilling No, what no That's the thing about the meaning of that that doesn't make sense

Shooting for the stars when it wasn't too fulfilling. Well, no, no, no, okay Jumping for the stars because I knew that it was thrilling. Sure clunky, but sure Bouncing off the walls from the very beginning. That's the Joker's wild. That's the wild card. That's the that's the yeah Absolutely not doesn't come close to rhyming with killing. I'm going to commit to my gut my big fat trusty gut That hasn't failed me yet shooting for the stars when you knew that I was willing. It's weird. It's borderline creepy willing And what you think that they would include the word shooting which is really Edgy of you It is it is but I I you know kids bop husband edgy before they did leave in once

She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain. No. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, but they had an adult Sing it. That's the thing kids in the old days in the olden days of kids bop Like we're talking single digit albums and maybe it's just the first album I don't know but like the adult sing the verses and the kids would back them up during the chorus So like the kids bop version of living the vita loca includes an adult saying she'll make you take your clothes off and go Dancing in the rain, you know, so kids sing along. Yeah, the answer for this one is d shooting for the stars When you knew that I was willing that's uh, that's the d final answer Riege lock it in you were already eliminated, but also please proceed to question 10

Wait, did I get that wrong? No, you got it right. Oh, thank god. So confusing. You can't do the Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. I can do whatever I want. It's my podcast My name's on the title. It is unfortunate. I'm trying to get that change. All right guys. This is the last Question. Oh no already of the quiz. Oh already my goodness. All right It's getting started. So the middle by zed maren morris and gray Okay, I don't know this one the original lyric is and it's not about my pride. I need you on my skin That's fine Did kids bop change the lyric to a and it's not about my pride with you through thick and thin

That's good b and I want you on my side. Where have you been? C and it's not that I can't decide what I love to see you grin It's so different d and it's not that I won't try much to my own chagrin. What kid is gonna say chagrin? What kid is gonna say chagrin? I'm an adult And I'm pretty sure I need to look up how to spell chagrin if I ever had to write it down Do you know what chagrin is? Yes, of course. Of course like what is it? What is the definition of chagrin? Um, it's a tricky to define it, but like uh, is it tricky to define chagrin?

I have a feeling that the dictionary wouldn't find it very tricky to define much to my own chagrin I'll answer the question. It's like that. It's like I'm not I don't want to I know what it means I just can't like put in words much to my own chagrin like much to my own Unamusement, right? Yeah humiliation embarrassment. Yes. Okay. Thank you. It goes against what makes you look good And that's what we call mansplaining. Yes Okay, the answer let me call it erin splaining erin Dr. Ernie splaining. It's not about my pride with you through thick and thin. I like that one I need you on my skin. I need you on my skin with you through thick and thin. Oh, it matches. Okay

It can't be b b is and I want you on my side. Where have you been? That's four syllables as opposed to the sixth and the original where have you been? I need you on my skin And it's not that I can't feel like you're overly hung up on syllables I love to see you grin. Don't dissuade me But I think we've learned you're like it can't be chasing that doesn't rhyme with cheesin. It's like well Sometimes I'm right though. Okay. I know I I agree. I agree Yeah, chasing that really that ground my gears Wrangler like on tv

Okay, no, that's a good rhyme though booty tv same thing I think it's a and it's not about my pride with you through thick and thin a final answer The fact that you got any of them wrong means that you are dead now and that is the end of the quiz I have to say You did great with that honey. Thank you. You should help me right first Foray into lyric writing stuff for not just the first time for any time. That was very devious You threw me off many a time. Thank you so much for Gracie and anybody else. I called in with the kids bop quiz idea Shout out to Gracie shout out to Gracie. I can't wait to meet you in new york. Gracie. Do a shot with us

Would you join us? Fuck? Yeah, I'll escape my green room. So excited Gracie. Let's go. Let's go All right, and with that because jack film is dead. We now are joined by the ghost of jack film What's it like on the other side kind of the same, but just everything is like blurry and translucent Oh, it's like when you die in um that game that I play. What's that game? The one with the ghosts in the house Oh, oh, it's like when you die in phantasma. That's the one. Yeah, it's like that We were kind of pissed when that game came out because they we feel like Well, people should wait to die before they realize that we were kind of pissed. We weren't we the ghosts

Oh, we didn't care for that But you know what you're more connected to the gods now and what better timing then for horoscopes Let's go All right, jack. We've already identified that it is Libra season. We have celebrated appropriately with the snoop dog Do double g wine. Okay. Yes. We did and jack will you please do me the honor of reading us Libra's horoscope this week this week Libra, let me tell you a little story a fable if you will

I'm pretty sure asop wrote this fable because it's a really good one But neither here nor there Once upon a time there was a little demonic baby born and that little demonic baby just so happened to be a Libra Despite Libra's inherent evilness its parents still tried and tried and tried to raise the baby as a normal child But the Libra's black soulless heart prevailed Mmm Impressively at a very young age Libra eventually plucked out its parents eyeballs Knot off all of their limbs

Huh and used the vacuum cleaner to suck out their tongues I didn't even know they had teeth at that age Bored and with no other body parts or parents left to destroy the Libra left the home at an early age To wreak havoc on the world that makes sense soon enough as fate would have it Obviously Libra came upon a pack of wolves Stop it And asked if the wolves would take them on as their own as you may have guessed They did as Libra grew and aged

It learned from the wolves their movements the behaviors their hunting techniques specifically and most importantly they learned how to camouflage themselves so as to deceive their prey into thinking They are not the enemy and that my friends is how Libra came to be a wolf in humans clothing And explains kind of why they are evil as fuck I would say that we can't blame them because it's literally just who they are But just because it is what it is doesn't mean they shouldn't be thrown into a volcano. You know Mm-hmm. Anyway Libra your horoscope for this week is to suck it. Fuck you Libra Wow, honey, sorry, I just I'm coming back down from the plane of you know mortality. I've never uh read a horoscope

That was an origin story before it was a fable It was an ace up fable of sorts. It was a source. It explains a lot though. It does it all makes sense I love origin story movies. I love origin story horoscopes It's weird because there's a conundrum of sorts In the sense that it's an origin story, but the origin is just that Libra is just bad. They're born bad They're born bad. They can't help it, but also fuck them. That's the origin No, no rhyme. That's the thing that's the other thing to no rhyme or reason These origin stories usually have like a motive into why the bad person is bad. I didn't get that

Nope, I didn't get that today. Just bad people born bad sucking out parents eyeballs and tongues and devil souls. Yeah Yeah, sucky buses. Yeah, you know, like why do they exist? Nobody knows but they do Scorpio Shit, I don't have anything Okay, okay, um Um, come on Aaron you stupid bitch think Oh You will find true love in a denny's bathroom

You sly dog. You still got it Oh, that's it. It's just sorry. That sounded like you pulled that out of your ass. I didn't no I Vesseled appropriately. I vessels. I know it seemed half-assed. No, I wasn't half-assed Did you say so just make sure you get your ass to a fucking denny's this week. That's all I found love in worst places True true Sagittarius Tweet'll tweet a tweet'll tweet. Oh Is that a little birdie? I hear whispering secrets in my ear The birdie says to remain very wary as encountering Libras in their season is scary

They mustn't be trusted. So stay far far away They'll paint you a blue sky and then turn it to rain. They'll ask you to play a chess game But then they'll change the rules every day Avoid at all costs Especially those named Ben They're even so vain that they think the Sagittarius horoscope is about them My rhyme game is strong. Watch out M&M Okay, I'm out. Don't forget to avoid Ben

You sound like King George from Hamilton. Also Shit Ben Ben the Libra. We need to avoid Ben the Libra. I mean is that right to the gods credit? Never met a Ben. I like Well, I've never met a one I've never met a Ben that is a Libra that I still like that's for sure There you go Definitely evil devil children that turned into devil adults that were raised by wolves that are Wolves in human clothing and do not go near the bend. That is a Libra. Just don't do it No bends. Is it just me or do that horoscope seem like very targeted? Well, yeah as they should be

Oh, okay targeted towards the Sagittarius to be wary of the Libra in their season and also of bends that are Libras Capricorn I forgot to do this one One two Dammit Okay, um the new no no no the cool new meme this week will be Harry Potter peeing like that calvin and hobbs bumper sticker Uh, but it's harry potter peeing instead of calvin from calvin and hobbs

That's the meme it'll be everywhere on like fourchan and twitter and reddit and then Much much later facebook. It doesn't mean anything. It's just harry potter But he's peeing and he has an evil little grin like calvin from calvin and hobbs. Uh, do you get it? Aaron you magnificent bitch you've done did it again Oh I can channel on the spot basically so the horoscope is just a meme that's gonna happen Yes, and it's harry potter peeing like calvin from calvin and hobbs. Listen. I don't control what they tell me I just I just tell what I'm told but like what does it mean?

Sometimes things just happen and they don't need meaning or have meaning. They just are what don't do that We're not on camera. Don't do that. No, I'm just doing I'm I'm doing the evil grin so that you can like visualize it So that you can like vessel better vessel better Aquarius Oh Aquarius, I've been waiting so anxiously for you to return. I have so much in store for you this week Well, actually, I guess it's not that much but it's quality over quantity, right? I've been having very very clear visions for your future Aquarius, but let's spice it up a little Instead of me just telling you how about I give you some hints so you can try to guess your horoscope Okay, here's your first hint think brown. Yeah anything what comes to mind?

Well, let me stop you for a second and play along I jack think of uh Mud Sticks, uh-huh excrement sometimes What else is brown boring clothing? Oh, what makes it boring exactly? Hold on wood bed beds like bed frames or bed frames or brown. Okay, uh-huh cardboard amazon packages Oh, and that's it round paper packages tied up a string And that's and that's those are all the brown things I can think of okay. That's all wrong. Don't listen to him

Okay, here's your next hint think sticky. What is brown and sticky? Ew get your mind out of the gutter. It's a stick. I've been thinking of a stick I can't stop thinking about sticks. I just needed to tell someone. I don't have a horoscope for you. Thanks for listening though Oh Okay, horoscope over just so you guys know that's like Aaron's favorite coach like that's been your favorite joke for like eight years What's brown and sticky for like 18 years? I know but like yeah as long as we've dated like in the early videos It's the best. Yeah, it's the best. What's brown and sticky a stick? Yeah, it's the best But also I can't help with the gods also. I have a dad joke. Can't stop thinking about fucking sticks. I don't know

Yeah, you gotta fix that This week you'll find yourself in jack stomp. Sorry He's making his pecks bounce and dance And it's super distracting Let me finish this horoscope You stung it. Oh, baby This week You'll find yourself

Oh my god, stop Sorry listeners jack is smashing bricks against his abs to show me how hard and pointy they are Stop it. You I really have to get through this horoscope. Okay. Sorry, babe. Sorry. You're so bad I know. Okay. Here we go. This week. You'll find yourself in jack. No Oh, that's my weakness. What is honey? Sorry again everyone But now he's counting all the veins in his biceps and there are so many So this will take a while Jack you are the worst

Oh, well, at least I know what my horoscope is Haba-haba-a-wooga-boying I hate you. Oh, that's fun. I don't think you can move your pecks. Don't even I only wrote don't even I only wrote that just so I could hear you once in my life say flirtedly jack you are the worst How dare you abuse your powers like that? How dare you? Aries Another special guest omg we don't deserve this everyone Welcome Barbara Walters

Well, thank you for the welcomes I'm not sure what you do on the show, but I'm sure this is way more fun than 2020 ever was Good evening. I'm Barbara Walters and I am Alibua You want me to read this to your horoscope you say well I am pulling my glasses with me and I'm literally 92 years old. So I can't see shit. Okay. You dearies have fun I'm off to bully some interns What is that speech impediment? There she goes And there she goes. I'm Barbara Walters. Huh, okay

So Aries she actually took the paper that had your horoscope on it with her Because she used it to spit out her chewed gum. So uh We actually don't have one for you either this week Real sorry about that You look great in that outfit Keep it up champ. Go get him tiger. You're killing it up there 10 out of 10 would recommend Whatever the opposite of too much water is

Yeah With a too much water joke Listeners, I literally just taught her like they were there. They heard it. We did it on the podcast You explained like oh pokemon too much playing the too much water joke. Okay. Good. Good. Good. Good Goku would obliterate superman in a fight. Oh, yeah, it wouldn't even be close Super Saiyan 3 goku is already strong enough to shake the earth and that's just with his power aura But ultra instinct goku would quite simply annihilate superman no contest And that's even before kaioken times 10. Whoa, nice plus the comics are wildly inconsistent when it comes to superman's strength

As they frequently rewrite his limits to fit the plot But from dragon ball to dragon ball z to dragon ball super and no We're not counting dragon ball gt, huh? Super saiyan goku could give superman a run for his money and certainly super saiyan 2 god All this goku talk is making mommy All right me Time to rewatch the cell saga. Whoa Babe, no, I don't like that h word babe next time you vessel from the gods

Could you just ask them to not use the h word? I don't like the h word h word is my moist. Okay? Okay, I'll make sure the gods change it to randy the h word and the d word the droplets the droplets in the horny Those are my moist. I don't like those words those words. They give me the heebie jeebies heebie jeebies That's kind of cool I had no idea that you were a fan of kaioken times 10 ultra instinct goku big big fan big big big big big fan You really think goku could beat him in a fight? Uh dragon ball super. Hello. It's a good horoscope. Good horoscope. Gemini

Guys guys. I don't know what to say. I guess I want to give a big shout out to wood elf They've really outdone themselves and this is for sure going to make up for the gaffa with barbara Because you won't believe what celebrity guests we have up next This lever season is bumping with lever guests. I guess they're really trying to prove that not all levers are shitheads But whatever i'm just excited. We have so many iconic people coming to spend time with us and spread the word of the gods Please join me in welcoming the jeff gold bloom to the podcast Yes, hi, I i'm jeff gold bloom I'm uh being paid by the word and I've already said uh more than I was uh paid for so uh, uh, uh, uh, see ya

Oh, wow that was disappointing. See you jeff. Um, I'm regretting now like giving out our address Like he now knows where we live between unprepared bullying barbara and rude jeff gold bloom I guess lebras really are shitheads Sorry I had to find out this way gemini so jeff actually took the paper that had your horoscope on it too because He used it to wipe his ass as lebras be doing so we don't have a horoscope for you this week either Gemini you look good, but not as good as aries

Keep working at it though. You'll get there someday Maybe well, I do appreciate the uh, you know the wood elf the wood elf budget coming in like strong with all these I'm not sure it was worth it though If i'm being honest like from their standpoint like was the juice worth the squeeze. I don't know our listeners certainly know who barbara welters is Quick google quick google cancer feeling blue cancer understandable

Margaery is in renegade or whatever The best way to turn that frown upside down is by grabbing tickets to yai live live That's right jack film is touring the country and taking his dumb little youtube show on the road across 19 states and 25 cities Get your tickets now at jacksfilmslive.com But harry because the tour starts next month november 8th to be exact I'm counting down the days because i'm gonna be alone Anyway, and some venues are selling out much like this horoscope

Which it is I love my jack film so much that i'm going to the new york dc and philly shows If you're looking for me, I'll be the one wearing the super seyan goku costume jacksfilmslive.com Oh, that'll be easy to spot babe. All right guys look for the goku to be fair Those are only the shows that I know i'm going to go to in 2021 Right, I was going to go to the boston show But then our dogs all got the dog flu and can't be vaccinated

Because of it and thus we cannot board them and it's a whole thing And so but we haven't even looked at 2022 yet You I think it's not a stretch to say that you'll be at the la show seeing as how it's in la That's a given but like I would love to go to texas with you. I would love so we have four shows in texas by the way We haven't even like four cities that yet. So I actually may very well be at many of the other 2022 shows But just in 2021 because our dogs caught k9 covid Kind of yeah, totally. Um, unfortunately, I will only be at three shows at least at least as of right now Well, I guess four because new york is two shows. So that's true. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. Leo

I know you've had a question burning a hole through your heart leo I can see through your soul that you're in distress. Well, let me put you at ease and answer your question Yes, the woman that liberate cheated with was a leo Fuck, how do I know that? How? How dare you question my authority? Why wouldn't I know that? Yeah? I know her birthday. What's it to you? Yeah, big deal I also know her family vacations and her stepmom's first name and her two sister's names And what her dad does for a living and yeah, I even know the dog's name

So what that dog probably isn't alive anymore. I don't understand. Why that's such a big deal Why are you so dramatic leo god? Not makes so much sense that the home wrecker was a leo because you're also dramatic and weird Uh, now you've really just put a sour taste in my mouth I'm not even gonna give you a horoscope this week because you and your kind don't deserve it. Uh It's a shame. Well, I just came to what I missed or it's not, you know Did I black out and give like a really mean horoscope again? People get what they deserve. That's all Jesus. All right, joker. Fuck furgo

For my last horoscope, I've brought in a special guest to help me read it. Oh cool ladies and gentlemen Please welcome mr. Bond himself Daniel craig Oi, oi, it's me Daniel craig. It's watts Go see my new movie die now forever or something who bloody cares? It's bloody james barn movie in it. You're gonna see it, you know Oh, the movie's great. Me cars get all these mad gadgets. I get to shag some real fish It's birds

And I do it all for bloody england long live the queen tea and crumpets. I'm gonna miss play 007 best gig in the world that Did So send me off proper and go see die another tomorrow or something christ I never remember the names of these bloody films and they all sound the facking same Least I get to shag some right fit birds in this one and you see everything Oh, yeah, frankly, I'm shocked the film isn't rated s for shagged her brain's out

Okay, toodles Whoa, Daniel craig Do you know he's married to rachel vise? No, I sure didn't she was in the lobster, which is a Love that movie that I would say is a very binary movie in that you either love it or you hate it And I am of the love it category. I enjoyed it. It's very weird. It's so weird, but in a funny way I really loved it. Yeah interesting premise too. Yeah, I agree Well, that about wraps up our

super sweet 16 podcast Like concern that we gave all these celebrities our addresses or are we good? Yes. We should be very concerned Well, okay, you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. Thank god for that simply safe camera Okay, thank you all so much. By the way. Oh guys guys if you're still listening Vesseling takes a lot out of us. Yes. We talked about it last episode. We are basically voldemorts at this point It is but like movie eight voldemorts. You know the husks the the horcrux is just like keep on coming dream sequence harry voldemorts if you guys would like to submit

Horoscopes, please call into our hotline at dad hug me 10 at dad hug me 10 Please leave your name consent and a horoscope for your own sign And if the gods approve they may play it They just might so please would love to hear from you and would love to see if you guys can vessel on your own Help us vessel. I know if I can do it. I think you guys can probably do it too Aaron can do it anyone can jack and I are planning on still reading them blind But fortunately with the voicemail it provides a transcript So I would pick the ones that are for my signs that are assigned to me jack would pick those that are assigned to him

I wouldn't read those that are to him and we would collectively blind play the horoscopes And see what we've picked out for one another and just a helpful hint. Keep them somewhat brief Maybe not ramble or vessel for for too long. What you're trying to say is that there is a three minute That is what i'm trying to say. There's a three minute limit on the voicemail. So anyway, thank you so much for calling it Oh, you you boy john old. Thank you for calling in. It was great hearing from you Thank you guys so much for all of your quiz ideas. Please stay tuned. There are more to come We have many more quizzes to come and I can't wait to see you next week I already know what i'm doing next week to uh get Aaron back for kids bopifying me so bad until next time haters. Bye