Erin is the Funny One - Bad Movie Descriptions

Episode Date: December 6, 2021

For the 24th episode of the podcast, Erin comes across what might be her favorite wine so far (spoiler alert…Jack doesn’t love it). Also, Jack and Erin put their film knowledge to the test by quizzing each other on movie synopses - who will come out on top, and, more importantly, who will name the most Adam Sandler movies? There’s only one way to find out! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Welcome back to another new episode of Aaron is the funny one as always I'm Jack and as always that's Aaron that that that really that over there wow 12 o'clock yikes it's our 24th episode what's special about 24 great show also starring a Jack I'll bet there was an Aaron on there I don't remember my god I was like wait what are you talking about show called 24 it was there is a show called 24 it was a national phenomenon for years my roommate in college used to watch the show 24 I never really understood the appeal anything that has to do with the government I am immediately tuned out but it takes place

over the course of a 24-hour day such a concept yeah no I'm good so you're telling me that every day this guy faced some like life-threatening challenge no not every day that some seasons I think actually were consecutive but like usually there would be about a year in between seasons okay imagine if the show 24 were about your life instead Jack my god watchable okay okay if it were my show it would be like unwatchable unwatchable it's me at a computer just sitting there clicking on the phone well always on my headset yeah talking to people on the phone that's a given for like maybe 10 hours of the day yes so

much then like there's a nap somewhere between there me browsing social media for like another few hours tiktok for like seven that's right wait I'm not great at math so like no you're you're out of hours but I think they still that still works and then but then I'm awake until like 2 30 in the morning because because of the nap and I have I don't know and the tiktok and the tiktok yeah I think I don't know all in all a very Emmy nominee nominee a bull should nominee a bull show a very Emmy Emmy nom nom show and Emmy nominee a bull show if I do say so myself so far 24th episode we do have something fun planned and it's

a quiz but the two of us wrote questions for each other I mean it's not really a quiz it's kind of a challenge I would say and you guys can play along too but before we before we get there let's do wine of the week oh my god yeah I totally forgot okay Jack film tell us what a picture king this week we're drinking a Sauvignon Blanc blend so it's not a 100% Sauvignon Blanc I love that for them this is called CMS hedges family wines it's from Washington I saw on the label earlier I missed that it is a Columbia Valley American viticultural area it's from West Richland Washington hmm and it's 77% Sauv Blanc

sa blanc if you want to be authentic about it 22% Chardonnay and what do we know about the number 22 I don't know about you it's very lucky and what do we know about Chardonnay I don't know about you that shit is delicious and then like like they have a little squiggly line like they're like maybe it's 1% a wine called Marson and I don't know Marson but anyway I gotta tell you guys I took a few sips of this stuff and it more than a few delicious wait really oh my gosh it is smooth I love this it's not like a regular Chardonnay that I like tend to find myself really attaching myself to wow this is so smooth though I'm gonna

give this one honestly how many maybe I'm already drunk maybe prove it but I'm gonna give this five stars out of five stars stop it I really like this I think I appreciate the fact that it seems like it's like a small company and it's from Washington and I think they did a really good job and I just I really like this wine this is a five out of five for me wow I give it a two out of five no I think it's very bland oh maybe that's why I like it it's cuz it's not sour like Mosa Blancs and I don't know it's kind of delicious also we paid $15.99 for it let's see if it even comes up on the oh this is by the way based on the Vivino

app this is what I mean by a good wine is wine that you like not wine that other people tell you to like okay you like what you like and with that the average rating of this wine is 3.5 out of 5 71 ratings average price is $14.99 we paid $15.99 so not far off I'm sticking with my five out of five score I really like this wine I think it's delicious also I'm already probably a little tipsy so you know I like it you like what you like I love that for you I'm sticking with my two out of five I think it's a mediocre two out of five is something I would give if I actively disliked the wine I actively just like this wine no way I'm

gonna keep drinking it more for me actually what more for me more for me yeah can I can I opt out and get for me bitch that's mine I love that for me okay okay I'm switching back to orchard Lane Sauvignon Blanc my favorite Sauvignon Blanc we have some of this left all right so that's wine of the week it's time to move on to the meat of this week's podcast honey you have the lovely idea no no no nay no I did not have the idea you stole this from no it was provided to me by a wonderful gracious listener that cares about our well-being and the well-being of this podcast Jack film okay are saying a listener called

into our podcast well they called in the hotline using the number dad hug me 10 hi Jack and Erin this one's actually for both of you this was at Mickey dust on Twitter dust sells like the first I have the idea in my head of doing a ways back and forth of explain a movie plot badly so for example for like Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire you would say 70 something year old man comes back from the dead and tries to fight a 14 year old boy just stuff like that like kind of obscure but like enough that you might be able to guess it yeah I thought that would be a good idea and it would be fun to hear you guys quit each other back

and forth instead of just a one-way quiz all right take care guys thank you so much to our gracious listener Nikki who cares about the well-being of this podcast Jack film it's a brilliant idea so Nikki as you may have heard in the voicemail she can be found on Twitter at Nikki and I see Ki ducks like the duck like duck duck goose Nikki ducks on Twitter thank you so much for calling in and giving us this idea now there's only one bad movie plot that I have come up with that I am like oh that's a good one otherwise it's weird I was telling Jack like I don't know if they are good or bad or too hard or too easy like when I

write quizzes like this I always assume that you're going to know like it's almost like you could read my mind or something okay he's gonna know that like what this is but I don't want to make it too hard because that's not fun right so I have no grasp on how hard how easy any of my other bad movie plots are this is a very different quiz because you usually our quizzes are very finite and binary we do like multiple choice quizzes we do true or false quizzes this is we don't normally do quizzes like this where it's you know here's a vague synopsis guess the movie but I love it I don't know I think I like my answers

we'll find out how about I go first I want to give you a softball oh please do please and this is really for you I mean listeners who else is it for what do you mean it's for me well here's deal for the listeners of course but like this one will piss off a lot of listeners will be like what the anyway I gave away too much here you go okay ready yeah the poor man's groundhog day the poor man's groundhog day correct wait do I know you said it was a softball it's a softball yeah dude what movie have we seen together that is the poor man's groundhog day 12 dates of Christmas

that is the rich man's groundhog day that is the rich man's groundhog day hey listeners if you want the mediocre made for TV Christmas movie of a lifetime I watched 12 dates of Christmas guys that is a movie I watch it's matter they put Christmas no matter the sea okay that and every happy death day is another one like they're that that's a trope okay that's a trope and we can't just say it's a poor man's groundhog day that is a great movie that is watchable in any season doesn't need to be Christmas it stars Mark Paul Gossler who was a total babe and Amy smart who was a total babe okay honestly it is such a comfort

watch for me I have seen the movie once again that's another one I've seen it over a hundred times probably I don't know and so good how dare you how dare you honey yeah give me one all right do you want an easy one or a hard one let's go easy first because I do struggle at these I think and by the way we wrote all of these ourselves yes I think we both were quizzing each other using like a Buzzfeed one at first like one of those like you know terrible plot synopsis for famous films and some of them were so cheap we were like come on no way so we actually took the time to write these ourselves play along at home

all right ready believe in yourself after learning he has adopted a man goes on an adventure in search of his birth father and the world's greatest cup of coffee Elf yeah the coffee was a good that was a good one okay so the cup of coffee I actually put in parentheses because I was like maybe I won't include that I do the same thing with mine okay yes so I'm glad okay this is all right start off easy yeah yeah that was good now we're gonna go we're gonna go up from here right okay as will I okay guy with an annoying pet permanently disfigures his girlfriend is it little shop of horrors I've never seen little

shop of horrors you haven't no we've seen this movie that was like one of the movies that would always play on TV when you were home sick school and then if you were a 90s kid like me okay let me think guy with an annoying pet permanently disfigures his girlfriend okay so what about like is Ted a pet or is Ted a buddy and it's not Ted okay nor Ted to would you like a hint I would love a hint we've recently seen this movie we've recently seen a lot of movies we sure have is Beetlejuice a pet no and no it's kind of little and you have to take care of his little I can give you another hint it better not be

Shrek don't tell me it's Shrek how does he permanently disfigure her by kissing her and then she never becomes no that's that no that's cheating that that's not cheating that's cheating no that is not he has annoying pet slash like donkey is also no yeah that's not his pet and he permanently turns his girlfriend into an ogre a pet is somebody that is self or is not self-sufficient and donkey is self-sufficient donkey takes care of himself he's his own family he has his own baby mama hey you're two for two babe that's bullshit good job don't be mad be happy it's Shrek all right are you ready yeah a time traveling spy

traverses decades to defeat his evil arch nemesis ooh time traveling spy travels say that one travels a time traveling spy traverses decades to defeat his evil arch nemesis does the spy go forwards or backwards in time or both is this back to the future it's not back to the future no okay he goes forwards in time time traveling spy oh I love this I was so worried that everything that I picked would be too obvious oh Austin Powers yeah I was trying to work in a way that he traveled space and time because Dr. Evil went to space in the box but I couldn't figure out how to do it and then I could clue maybe it would just

confuse things so no I like that this is fun here's one for you a priceless artifact and a dangerous con man drive a family apart in this gripping thriller Brady Bunch 2 the Brady Bunch movie 2 a very Brady a very Brady sequel if you guys haven't seen the Brady Bunch movie 1 and the Brady Bunch 2 a very Brady sequel okay get off your ass get to your TV and download it and or whatever you need to do they'll stream it watch it you got that so fast hey I love me some guys I wasn't edited it took her like three seconds to get that are you ready yes I hope you know this movie well enough a woman's mother cock blocks her

from getting back with her high school sweetheart okay that sounds familiar a woman's mother cock blocks her from getting back with her high school sweetheart yeah oh this sounds really familiar hold on I'm gonna get there a woman's mother cock blocks her from getting back with her high school sweetheart it's not it's not the graduate no no my god I feel like it's on the tip of my tongue but it's not alright any hints let me think it's not like fucking Rapunzel or anything okay or tangled what about like a woman's socialite mother cock blocks her from getting back with her high school sweetheart because he was

too poor boy I feel like that opens the door for more possibilities really yeah class warfare kind of thing Titanic hold on shit I'm drawing a blank honey I'm drawing a blank do you give up I give up it's the notebook oh she hid all those letters she did cock block or her no him she could sorry I forgot no she cock because she was like that boy is too poor for you that's right he only makes 42 cents an hour is that what she says it was something like that I asked him like I forget what it was but they asked him how much money he made and he was like I make 27 cents an hour or something like something like that and

they were like all right that's awkward I don't know how to address that remember when he nice-guide his way into her pants when he was like I'm gonna kill myself if you don't fuck me and women all over the world were like oh my dream hey terrible yeah so so terrible but also he read the story of their love to her every day when she got Alzheimer's so really who's the okay your turn okay come visit come visit Africa in this two hour tourism commercial oh I know this um um we are blended I love that movie it's blended it's so good Adam Sandler drew

Barrymore it Adam Sandler has done a slew of movies that are just like tourism specials basically they just make you want to travel to the country that they're in and blended is one of them but also he and drew Barrymore are a match made in heaven they really are it's amazing their love transcends the stars just like Noah and Ali Adam Sandler threatened to kill himself on a Ferris wheel for Drew Barrymore but he said it in a very silly voice okay ready yeah I'm gonna I have one I'm gonna end on for you okay I guess I have that too I have an ender for you yeah okay a lizard infestation turns deadly oh that's a bingo a lizard infestation

turns deadly wow Jurassic Park that's right nice good one yeah yeah I also had an eccentric billionaire's private island becomes overall with lizards not the first one was much harder and cleverer good good one way to throw us all off with lizard listeners did you beat me okay um what else here we go ready yeah after a horrific murder a killer's life is forever changed his very flesh mutates before his eyes and he is doomed to live out his victims life after a what murder after a horrific murder horrific murder a killer's life is forever changed his very flesh mutates before his eyes and he is doomed to live out his victims life is it pet cemetery no it's not always pet cemetery lately listeners lately she's just been like just like pet cemetery not everything

has a weird pet cemetery connection it's your nervous dick just like pet cemetery babe no is it elf no yes elf's flesh mutates before his eyes no et no i'll read it again and maybe i can i'll give you i'll mix up the ending here okay after a horrific murder a killer's life is forever changed his very flesh mutates before his eyes and he is doomed for all eternity to carry out his victims profession i've seen this movie oh yes many a time the Santa Claus it's the Santa Claus oh my god that's a good one thank you it was horrific it was a bloodless murder technically it wasn't

even waves goodbye it wasn't a murder it was a accidental death yeah but murder sounds better on paper yeah well murder is misleading and hard for me to guess okay ready yes a new student befriends a group of social outcasts and together they plan to destroy the lives of their enemies okay mean girls yeah i thought that would be harder i was like how do i make this sound really malicious oh honey yes what movie is this various people gather together to watch 32 000 leds slowly descend a poll on a cold night that that that's the movie new year's eve jack is that right yes did you by the way were you on hbo max's website looking at movies for inspiration no i'll tell you what i was on after the quiz new year's new year's eve just like carries space in your brain

rent free i'll tell you what i looked at after i feel like if i said it would it might spoil the sum of it okay i should not have said a poll if i just said 32 000 leds slowly descend on a cold night i that's what i should have gotten with i would have gotten it would you yeah would you okay i love this quiz ready do you really i really do i wish i had made them harder for you because i feel like you're really good at them there's always next time okay after his own failed engagement a man breaks up the engagement of a female friend but not without making out with her sister first this isn't like my best friend's wedding no okay the man breaks up his friend's engagement a female friend's engagement a female friend's engagement but not before making out with her sister first

so basically his engagement fails he makes out with his female friend's sister then he breaks up his female friend's engagement this isn't what um wedding crashers no no wedding stinger yes Julia gulia Julia gulia my name is Julia gulia that was a tricky one there were a lot of like i was i was overthinking that yeah big time so wait can you say one more now that i know what it is can you say it one more time after his own failed engagement right a man breaks up the engagement of a female friend but not without making out with her sister first wait when did he when did he make out with her sister at the heat they made out at the the night that they went out to the club remember she kid and he was like yeah i'm not feeling she was like oh no you have a thing for

julie i don't remember that at all yeah i know i've seen that movie multiple times she came on to him and he was like yeah yeah yeah not feeling it damn yeah get it sandler okay next up good one by the way tricky that was very tricky kind of stumbled into that one who his brothers trying to take over the family business his dad's a bumbling idiot and now he has one night to fix both of their problems fred clause oh my god it that's not the right title but i know what you mean it's arthur christmas yes arthur christmas fred clause slash arthur christmas i'm brainy brainy to the rescue also if you are into christmas movies if that's your thing and you have not seen arthur christmas arthur christmas surprisingly good is so good and brainy is the hero it stands the test of time

i mean it's only like what seven eight years old but like no it's gotta be older than that i think it was a forgotten cg movie and it's like so good it's very good it's you know why it's good it's by the same animation team that made wallish and grom it i think yeah you know i love them mm-hmm hey go meet go meet cheese go meet talk about a bumbling idiot oh he really is i love wallis you gotta one track mine okay is that the phrase one track mine i don't know yeah okay i'm yeah i shouldn't ask you you have two glasses of wine in front of me of soft block blend okay ready let's go this is the one that i'm most proud of oh okay a former circus performer finds a new gig watching kids former circus performer new gig watching kids that is tricky circus performer

dumbo no okay dumbo didn't watch kids kids watch dumbo that's me did you you never saw the new dumbo did you no me neither i heard it was very timberton all right circus as most timberton movies are extremely timberton when i think of circus performers clowns elephants lions and that's it there's no one tightrope walkers trapeze artists more clowns bears bears on balls sad that like most of the things that when you think of a circus are animals it is it really makes you think wait a minute cat in the hat no no we've never seen cat in the hat i saw cat in the hat that's a shame i'm sorry the cat belongs in the circus spencer brezlin and i have the same last name so hmm there's that there is that our ancestors may or may not be from the same place

probably so weird very different paths you guys so circus performer a former circus performer finds a new gig watching kids all right i'm sure it's purposefully misleading what could that mean is the circus performer an animal no are they human no well yes are they a robot no why do you hesitate a human i don't know it's hard to describe are they like a wizard kind of are they a ghost kind of oh my god this is like an are you afraid of the dark episode this is a twilight zone episode no no is this a movie or tv episode movie okay it is a movie and i've seen this movie yes we saw it together in theaters we did oh okay is it a Pixar movie nope it should be though yeah yeah oh what does that mean dream works no i'm joking it was a

joke it was a joke live action yes first i was thinking like mary pop we haven't seen any mary poppins together no one or two she is kind of a wizard and a ghost though she sure she is i don't know about a ghost but she's a wizard this is fucking like harry no we didn't see that in theaters i really don't want to tell you the answer don't don't i want to get this give me one hour we'll get there um and we saw this movie yes in the theater yes fuck i need some i need a clue um okay would it give it away if you gave me the profession of the former circus performer in the circus i mean i mean i just told you he found a new gig watching kids no former like what did this what did he do in the circus or would that give it away i think it would give it away

okay all right shit okay what is there anything that's the last hint i can give you okay then don't there's nothing else you can give me that can help i don't know ask questions okay here's here's a question you know he's a kind of wizard and a kind of ghost yeah i do keep neglecting that i find it interesting you're not did we like this movie i don't remember nice okay there are two major hints i could give you one is even more so than the other so all right that's the last last resort last resort last resort okay why are you not focusing on his new gig watching kids i was gonna ask a follow-up question to that like is that purposefully misleading a new gig watching kids is that made to sound like babysitter or whatever but it's purposefully vague and it's

something else entirely i don't know okay all right let's go back to wizard wizard ghost okay does this person have magical powers yeah they're a wizard ghost of course they do this is person santa no okay not santa wizard ghost huh yes who worked in the circus formerly formerly worked in the circus and they're human i mean not animal they're not animal yeah but they're not they're wizard ghosts they're wizard ghosts they're human wizard ghost human wizard ghost that worked in the circus my god all right do you want me to tell you what their profession was yes they were a clown still nothing all right so now i'm gonna repeat it yeah a former circus performer finds a new gig watching kids so clown a former clown who could still be a current clown that's right

who's also a wizard ghost person with some kind of magical powers i guess yeah oh shit is this it yeah fuck you now does it make sense a former circus performer finds a new gig watching kids that's pretty good but he was never a circus performer oh he's a fucking clown come on i i have never been i was like i'm so proud of myself for this that's pretty good yeah that was extremely good thank you thank you for the hint yeah i hate you but thank you my last last resort would be one of the people that actually starred in this movie i believe is a jacksfilm subscriber okay yes i that's yeah that would have taken me a a long time that would have felt yeah i was like

oh that's gonna give it dead giveaway how many movie stars are jacksfilm subscribers okay hundreds that was really hard good job be proud of yourself i guess i gotta up the ante because you've gotten all of mine right have i yeah all right disgusting monster manipulates time itself to get laid the social network no but to be fair he is a disgusting monster and he manipulated a lot of things maybe not time not time but everything everything else to get to get laid uh okay let me think disgusting monster manipulates time itself to get laid is it a documentary it is not a documentary because you can't manipulate time so says you okay i don't like these limits that we i don't

like the limits that we placed on ourselves okay so it's a movie that involves time travel is that right yes is it the butterfly effect no that is a time travel movie it is is it groundhog day no but you could make the case for that well no he doesn't manipulate time i mean he's a victim of no well that's all how you look at it you know no no try again the great gadsby no i mean technically if you think about it he's stuck to his past so there is time involved but just not in the traditional sense it is not the great gadsby and none of what you just said makes any sense can i have a hint please okay this is a movie you really like okay i really like a lot of movies no you really really like this movie about time is that a guess it's my final answer yeah

you're right that's there's so he manipulates time for a lot of things not just for that to get in her pants it's not about that he loves her it's not about sex it's about love loves those pants it's not about sex it's about love good job honey do you want a an easy one i think i need an easy one my my ego has been bruised some of these questions all right thank you how about a young boy dies after playing a guitar yeah thank you that's see that's more my speed that's more my speed um what's it called koko koko it's my favorite Pixar movie it's the best Pixar movie it's not go crazy it's the best Pixar movie by far like and i love finding Nemo and Monsters Inc i love that shit we should rewatch uh koko koko i can you want to say kook uh yeah we should watch koko are you wow that

wine has hit you to stop keep when they say kuku you have two monstrous glasses before you yeah i do give me another one more power wait no i give you one exactly what where are you bro what is happening well mixed all right here you go ready yeah a monster takes advantage of a girl's mental illness to get laid they all do as they all do as her family can only watch in horror day in and day out arrest of development no what um oh 51st date yeah that's a when adorable synopsis over and over again if you have not seen 51st dates that's another that's on my list of like top 10 favorite movies yeah yeah so good i've seen that movie oh hundreds oh so many times every single time at the very end you will not catch me not sobbing oh it is true though

love it it's a good ending i am a cancer after all okay i'll give you another easy one thank you love a reclusive entrepreneur turns into a serial killer hmm oh i thought that'd be easy i thought you'd get that like right away a reclusive entrepreneur turns into a serial killer to be fair their bodies were never found so perhaps they're still alive just missing oh is this fucking charlie in the chocolate factory yes that was good thank you you're good at this you're very good at this i thought you'd get it right away no to me that was not obvious it was a thinker i was a head scratcher they never did find those i gotta tell you guys though i am one of those people that when i watch movies and somebody like anything that you see on tv where people like fall and get hurt

i've tried to like google it i can't find anything that describes the condition i have i can feel it in my stomach when i see people get hurt on tv and stuff yes yes you can watching that movie as a kid and especially that scene with the kid in the tube uh augustus or gustav or augustus that was suffocating watching that like that was horrifying to be fair they did tell him don't put your hands in the chocolate river like yeah they didn't listen it's sanitary issues and kids are disgusting it's still it was still like that was a horrifying scene to watch that kid was a great actor i don't know maybe it's like that kid wasn't even acting he was actually terrified being in that tube in fear of his life right i don't know why out now that i'm thinking about oh my god anyway i'm

gonna it's gonna take up space in my brain head for too long let me let me uh hit you with something to help you help ease the pain for you honey this is hard are you ready for a hard one yes no yes all right yes you're ready here we go girl pulls a grease but then pulls a reverse grease grease as in she dresses for the man's gaze for the male gaze and then decides never mind i don't want to do that yes i'm gonna dress how i feel like it yeah that is that is accurate to say is it trek again i don't know but i like where your head's at is it toy story four no and what made you think that well bo peep was bo peep and then she turned like no gi bo peep no it's not gi bo peep okay but there's a disney plus series i'd watch gremlins no let me give you a hint do you

want to hit yes the title of this movie is something one of us has already said like an answer a correct answer so it's a different description of a movie that's already been said correct so let me get this straight you wrote a different description for the same movie twice i know it's not any of my movies because i just went through the ones that i've asked you and none of them fit none of them fit so i am already i will say one of us said the name of this movie tonight as a correct answer it's not it it's not austin powers it's not elf it's not willy wonka it's not the wedding singer it's not the notebook it's not jurassic park say that again girl pulls a grease but then pulls a reversed grease is it mean girls it's mean girls no that's a horrible description of mean girls it's

not though because she changes and then she doesn't change no no no that's no horrible the perfect no you're horrible you're this is why this is why everybody hates you this is why everybody hates you because the shit like that i stumped the wiz how about this yeah two deadbeat parents didn't pay their bills for years on end and instead of fixing the problem that they caused they made their children work so that the family isn't put out on the street they made their children work is it something like a series of unfortunate events no lemony snickets no it's a movie we've seen together okay no we need one more time please two deadbeat parents didn't pay their bills for years on end and instead of fixing the problem that they caused they make their children work so that their

family isn't put out on the street live action or animated live action i know have we seen this recently nah like what's recent i don't like a year within the last year we've probably seen it within less year these parents sound like real jerks i'll give you a hint they're a little bit delusional the parents actually that may confuse you more yeah every the whole family is delusional hmm it's almost like they're all outsiders this game is very hard when you've had wine okay do you want me to help yes all right let me reword it to two deadbeat parents by the way this is my own internal aggression coming out two deadbeat parents didn't pay their bills for years on end and instead of fixing the problem that they caused they make their children

work so that the family house isn't taken away okay i can work with that now it's not like adam adam's family or anything no okay no i can work with this though i can work with this richie rich now i um family house is not taken away oh my god do you know any movies where the center plot is like oh no our house is going to be taken away from us yeah happy gilmore comes to mind yeah that's you know happy gilmore yeah that's um wow this is embarrassing i'm currently wondering i'm like maybe he didn't even watch the movie with me maybe he was on his phone the whole time no no that's you okay i'm surprised by me saying like is there any movie that there's a central plot maybe our house is going to get taken away and you don't know the movie i'm like maybe you weren't

paying attention oh oh my god oh my god pretty bunch pretty god dammit pretty much movie oh my god the first one that's kind of funny you chose the first one i chose the second that's kind of uh that's kismet man that's karma in a way it's beautiful okay all right here's one for you okay in this actor's finest role he portrays the joys and hardships of sibling rivalry say it again yeah in this actor's finest role he portrays the joys and hardships of sibling rivalry the social network and army army hammer no but i like where your head's at is this person play a twin and there he plays two two people that are twins yes no way yes i love that for me that should narrow it down is it jack and jill it's jack and jill the actor's finest role okay well done have you gotten a single

one wrong uh probably no i don't think you have okay how about this one yeah contact lenses can get you a spot on prom court the fuck contact lenses can get you a spot on prom court yes wow i actually thought this was one of the ones that was like no is this okay is this one of those like like never been kissed or 10 things i hate about you i don't know jack or um got it this is this is okay she's all that yes nice i got there i got there you have one and a half more tell me about the half yeah which one do you want to end on because this one will be your last one and then i'll do my last one i guess i'll end on the half let me give you a full one okay here's the thing let's pretend this is the last well i don't know okay hold on let me say this okay this one i did not

right and i chose it because i saw it i saw the synopsis for the movie on some streaming site and i thought it was terrible and i thought it was so bad i would love to give it to you and see if you can tell me the name of this movie given this synopsis i found online okay it's not like from buzzfeed or a list it like this is from the streaming site okay a man who returns to his hometown falls in love with an adorably eccentric woman garden state it is garden state yeah but isn't that terrible yeah that's horrible like i like that that doesn't sound appealing at all and you is that your last one i have one after that but it's a half it's like i want to throw it out i i i want to see if you bite i want to see if you get it okay because i want to end it end

it so i want the last one you want the last one all right let me give you this i got another one for you then okay if you want to end it i have a few i have more though i could give you another well why don't you give me another all right ups should change their slogan to one size fits all is this cast away no no it could also be usps should change their slogan to one size fits all okay or fedex should change their slogan to one size fits all okay a movie about shipping parcels or a parcel being shipped or something being mailed you've got mail okay good that would have sucked to one size fits all huh yeah that's vague i don't know baby i need i need more than okay what does one size fits all mean to you wait is this that fucking the small movie small movie

i'll get there no no no okay the one with jason sudakis where he plays a small person he gets shrunk that's matt daemon matt daemon oh yeah wasn't jason sudakis in that one undersized what's it fucking called supersize me what's that fucking i don't know i don't know life size d small d bigified d downsized down it's not downsized no it's not no okay anyway one size fits all that can be like a that can be like a what kind of fabric a dress like a or clothing right pants elastic okay very stretchy stretchy sure stretchy fit all sizes right yeah so mail that's like stretchy ups or usps to change their slogan to one size fits all right yeah i will say we've never seen this movie together it is possible maybe you don't know the premise

of this movie i just thought it was popular enough that people knew what the premise of the movie was is there something like you're putting a mail in the slot in the slot like engulfs it or something like it's stretchy no no no it's not magic in that way okay it's magic in your heart shut up but maybe honestly now i'm a little bit like maybe you actually don't know this movie can you give me another clue uh it's about a parcel that it's like flat stanley it makes its way around but it's not flat stanley and and omelie no the gnome okay oh the gnome you know that was great he travels the world i think but like this would be like a parcel that travels around and it fits every person that it meets sister her the traveling pants i've never seen that movie

why would i see that movie but why but you know the premise of it not really no i thought i didn't know it was magically like magic in your heart i didn't know it was magically resized i thought it was just like it's not magically resized that was the point of the how perfect the pants were it was that it fit everybody in the movie size like they were all different shapes and sizes some were short some were tall i slept on that hardcore give me your half all right ready high schooler nearly kills his bully in the bathroom thank god luckily principal loves him who's him the bully or the boy the boy the other high schooler not the bully is this your harry potter which one oh i i don't know i i haven't seen any of the movies i have another

one for you for the same movie high schooler tricks his best friend into thinking he's ingested performance enhancing drugs before the big game i guess also their principal dies that that's six yeah half blood prince yeah felix felices that's right yeah i think that's it feces for feces okay ready your last one felix's feces jack film are you ready let's go after failing to live up to her mother's legacy a woman blackmails her boss to help her create her own destiny is that cruella de vil no is that the devil wears prada no neither are those people blackmailed their boss in their own way they did all right hold on this is a straight blackmail they literally in the movie say you're blackmailing me yeah but i need your help you think that'd be a giveaway and yet one

more time please after failing to live up to her mother's legacy a woman blackmails her boss to help her create her own destiny does this take place in an office partially did we see this movie many times together many times is this a christmas movie of course okay a lot of christmas on this list i love it tis the season that is true babe oh my god oh my god mom's legacy this is the mistletoe it does partially take place in an office i started out you are that movie's number one stand by the way somebody tweeted at me yeah and tia maury and oh my god what jonathan patrick moore what did they say yeah and they were i think they were asking for the mistletoe soundtrack

to be on spotify today they were like two toes up can you use your celebrity status to get the mistletoe soundtrack on spotify i'm like i don't use spotify i got nothing what else help us help us get the mistletoe soundtrack on spotify fuck that i want to tweet out yo can we get a mistletoe's reunion the people need the mistletoe oh my god give the people what they want the only musical made for tv movie worth watching in my wife's size holy shit what a great one to end on i'm really glad you ended on that one that was perfect and that's our movie quiz thank you so much for coming we gotta do that again jack film yeah it is time oh it is now honey it is my duty this week to bring you all the horoscopes however i need your help i'm here for you baby to help me

write sagittarius's epic horoscope this week i'm here for you baby i need you to fill in some blanks for me i'm here for you baby then prove it i'm gonna ask you for some words adjectives nouns etc are you ready i'm ready okay because i have a really juicy horoscope it just needs a few blanks give me a body part elbow give me an animal part plural plural of an animal part don't animals have the same parts as us not necessarily giblets very good one give me a celebrity crush of yours so many uh donal gleason yeah how do you spell it fucking name donal if you're listening do mh mh n a ll okay donal if you're listening i can spell your name yeah not a lot of people can do that can you give me a public establishment like a library or like yeah like an

apple bees i either or apple bees yeah that's that's that's that was a better one is gleason spell g l e s o n yes thank you can i get an organ the esophagus is that an organ i don't think that's an organ no that's fine that's fine okay can i get a verb ending in i n g humping yeah since somebody called me a prude yesterday on reddit oh my goodness uh what's something mushy um oatmeal can i please get an apologetic catchphrase that doesn't have the word sorry in it forgive me father for i have sinned give me a question do you have an any or an i hate you give me a color marigold now give me an object that is that color a marigold that works give me an adjective please spicy and an animal platypus

no very good one can you give me an electronic device a metal detector um and then an article of clothing fingerless gloves can you give me a term a social influencer would use swipe up okay that's good what's a noun you would see at night or something you would see at night um star catchphrase holy smokes adjective um sorry i was thinking like out of breath uh let me think that could work out of breath sure out of breath yeah can i get a mood please solemn negative catchphrase very of the season can i get another body part fingernail and then something you can fit in your hand a dime profession give me a profession please hitman and give me a country uh any country norway give me a positive catchphrase we're almost done yee haw can i get a mood solan what's that

is that a mood solan like uh yeah or no no let me try again hold on let me give you a mood is a exotic are you ready i'm ready sagittarius this one's for you for you sagittarius i don't know sagittarius this horoscope is a real elbow scratcher i can't make heads or giblets of it but here we go you will literally bump into donal gleason while at the apple bees this weekend yes the donal gleason you're esophagus won't stop humping and your legs will turn to oatmeal embarrassed you'll say i'm so sorry forgive me father for i have sinned amused they'll simply smile and ask do you have an innie do you have an innie or an outie you blush in amusement as your cheeks turn marigold

my goodness you answer i'm as spicy as a platypus same here they reply as they slowly pull out a metal detector from their fingerless clothes do you mind if we grab a swipe up your eyes light up like a star uh i'd love to you barely get out after all holy smokes they laugh i thought you'd say that they take an out of breath selfie with you but when they look back at their phone you notice a solemn look on their face something's not right they say oh no you respond not to worry they answer i just noticed there's something missing in this picture a ring on your finger all of a sudden oh look at you they get down on one fingernail and they pull out the largest most extravagant dime oh you've ever seen marry me they plead and make me the

happiest hitman in all of norway oh with the squeal you shout yee haw and slip the dime on your finger they carry you off into the sunset as you cry tears of ecstasy the end by the way uh if you're dodo gleason's attorneys please don't come for us this is fan fiction and but it's also based on a true story shut up based on a true story and that concludes our 24th podcast thank you guys so much thank you for giving us your time and attention thank you so much for hanging out with us please tune in next week we may or may not be revisiting a very girl boss christmas oh damn that could be epic only the gods know but tune in so you can find out thank you so much for coming to hang out and we'll see you next week and let us know um vr hotline at dad hug me 10

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