Erin is the Funny One - Band or Racehorses

Episode Date: May 23, 2022

Big Cheese Jack and Other Cheese Erin dive into another fun-filled episode of EITFO! This week, your dynamic duo drink a delicious $10 Prosecco…hangover, here we come! Next, Jack and Erin play everyone’s favorite game: Band or Racehorses! Let’s get galloping! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

And we're live. Welcome back dear listeners to another new episode of Aaron is the funny one. I'm the co-host Jack Douglas. The brains behind this operation. The big cheese. The man. Wow. And then Aaron's the other one. Uh huh. Hi other one. Hi. How are you doing?

Tell me more about your big brains. I'm the chief. I'm the one in charge. Yeah. I wear the pants in both the podcast and the relationship. What ideas did you come up with this week? Or ever. Uh huh.

So. That's what I thought. And joining me is Aaron. Hi guys. Welcome. Thank you for joining us for another week of our podcast. Why it's week 42. And Aaron's dozen.

What? What does that even mean? I don't know shit about 42. I do. It's the meaning of life. It's a Douglas Adams reference. Wait. Is that really was 42.

Uh huh. Wait. I feel like that's like guys. I have gotten the word all in two tries. And now I'm finding out that 42 is the meaning of life. I. Yeah. That means nothing.

I don't think those things are a coincidence. I think. I think the universe is speaking. Whoa. 42 is divisible by two. That's crazy. Just like every other number. Wait.

What? No. What does 42 have to do with just cause like this is psychic powers. Okay. I got the word all in two. Yeah. You've said that. That's psychic.

Right. But what does 42 have to do with it? It's the meaning of the universe, which means where do you think my psychic powers come from? The universe. The universe. That's true. Exactly.

You do give great horoscope. I just give what they give me. I give what they get me. I get what they give me. You only get what you give me. I love that song. I love that song too. That's when you know it's time to see other people when you start finishing each other's

sentences. Oh God. Anyway, Jack. Yeah. Tell me about your week. What a week. What happened this week? Not much, except I just launched my first video game.

Be funny now. Are you excited? I'm very excited. How is it going so far? People really dig it. We have a pretty substantial. I've had a lot of fun playing it. Yeah.

You've been popping into some of my Twitch streams. I've been streaming the game nonstop ever since it launched. I've also been playing in public rooms. I've been match made. And you had good experiences there? Yeah. That's awesome. I won a few rounds.

I got 400 coins a few times and they didn't even know it was me. Baby, that's a lot of coins. They were legit votes that I got. What does your avatar look like? In this game, listeners, you can dress up your avatar. Looks like a fucking boring white girl. That's what it looks like. That's just what you look like.

Exactly. That's so weird. I'm a boring white girl. Well, this is probably offensive now. But when I was younger, I so wore, I was adopted from the Amish because of how plain, boring, regular I looked and still look. So any Hoosers. So yeah, my game launched.

It was exciting and I invite you dear listeners to give it a play. It's called Be Funny Now. It's free as they come. You can download it on Steam for your PC or iOS for all of your Apple, iPhone, iPad devices, or Android for all of your Galaxy, Pixel, HTC, whatever phones and tablets and such. I'll be on Twitch a lot more streaming it myself. Heck, that's the reason why I made it available on PC in the first place so people could stream it. Is that really the only reason why?

It's one of the reasons why you didn't want to actually be inclusive to the PC users. You were only doing it for free publicity. I mean, streaming is a big thing. Wow. Streamers out there. Wow. I see where your motivations come from. This week I'll be playing with other people.

I'll be playing with Rumi Official and Daniel Thrasher. Never heard of them. What an ass. I love Rumi. I love Daniel. I don't know. They're good dudes. They're good boys.

But I will say Daniel and I hung out. He's a great host. Great host. We hung out not that long ago and great conversationalists. We were just bouncing back and forth the questions. Had a lot of fun. But I know Rumi much more than I know Daniel. And Rumi's legit one of my favorite people.

So don't miss out on that stream. That'll be a fun one. I'm still trying to get him to sell me feet pics, but yeah. So normal. All right, honey. What do we have before us here to drink? What am I looking at? Well, sir.

I once again sent you off to the wine store, I guess. And you returned with a Raffino Prosecco, a product of Italy, and it is 11 and a half percent. Okay. What's that? What is Prosecco normally? Around that. 11 and a half, 12, something like that.

I have already taken a sip of it. I think it's quite nice. I think it's, well, let's see what the average price point on this John is. Yeah. You have a vino of that, please. She's got it chilling in a big bowl of ice and water. It's kind of adorable, actually.

All right. Let me take a sip of this. What Prosecco is it? Raffino. Raffino Prosecco from Italy. From Italy. Ooh. Oh my God.

Stop it. What? What the fuck did you buy? I don't know. Why? Okay. Hold on. What?

What did I do? It says the average price point on this wine is $5.59. It tastes better than that. Oh, wait. It's picking it up as a rosé, but this is not a rosé. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're looking at the wrong thing. Jack, do you remember how much you paid for this?

Not very much at all. Maybe like, I think max 15. Okay. So you overpaid by approximately $10 or? If that's to be believed. 300%. Yeah. Okay.

Just making sure. It's worth every penny, though. This is delightful. I actually, I'm going to say this, it's quite nice. This hits the spot. It's a nice, I don't know. It's not too sweet, not too bitter, not too dry. I love this.

This is proof that the dollar signs don't really matter. It's quite nice. Yes. They really don't. When it comes to alcohol. It will probably be, you know, saying, watch yourself. Yeah. Come tomorrow.

Yeah. When we have a vicious hangover. As, as persecutors want to do. No, it, that has nothing to do with it. It has to do with like cheap sugar content or something. Oh. Like usually. I find that usually the cheaper you go, the worse the

hangover is, but it tastes great. But it tastes great. I don't know. I'm quite enjoying this. What would you rate it? I want to give it five jacks out of five. What? I'm in love with this.

Really? Yeah. This is perfection to you. This is kind of perfection to me. This is like really, it's really refreshing. Are you just in a good mood? I mean, I, you know, my game's out and people are liking it and people are playing it.

I'm a happy little boy. But honestly, this is a delightful, guys, listeners, if you're down for a fun little Prosecco that doesn't break the bank, you could do a lot rougher than Rufino. I'm going to give it a seven out of 10. I may. That's good for you. Yeah.

I may increase that score depending on how it makes me feel. You have to, cause you can't, I'm pointing to my head. You can't trust this. Exactly. No, I'm pointing to my heart. You can only trust that. Exactly. So, but it's quite delightful.

So, uh, you know, save up your quarters, empty your piggy bank eventually. Can you please record yourself paying for this in quarters at your local, local supermarket or wine store? It's only like four quarters. So, you know, it's not that many. Okay. Hold on.

Uh, 2753. Hold on. Okay. 2550. Oh my God. I wonder how much you actually spent on this thing. Do you have the receipt? No, I threw it away.

Wow. Wasteful. Yeah. I'm sure you probably threw it on the ground. Oh, you know what? Like the litter bug you are. It's still in recycling. I could probably figure it out, but I don't want to serve

the dogs. Oh, fair enough. They're so tested. Chain reaction. They're so tested. Chip has a, uh, Chip has COVID cough. No, she has kennel cough. She has kennel cough.

I feel like every time we board them, they come back with some ailment of sorts. Even, and by the way, it's up. We vaccinate these dogs. They literally just got vaccinated. I don't. Cause they don't believe in it, but we do the dogs. They're, they're very anti-vax.

We took away their freedoms. So that's what they tell us. My freedom. Shut up. Chip, which I hurt. I think she, I actually think she applied for a gun permit. She wants to be able to open carry.

Can you, Oh, can we please do a photo shoot with chip and put a tiny, tiny little like Derringer holster on her waist. She has a taser in the other one. She's like, I'm going to get you bitch. She's like, watch this stuff. I'm a, oh man. I'm scared of Chip.

Hey, she loves her country. Okay. Sorry for loving freedom. What she tells us when she gets all defensive. God damn. I hate that dog. Right. Freedom loving dog. It's always the ones you least expect.

You know. All right. So speaking of freedom. Yeah. And love of our country. Yes. When you think of the USA, what do you think of?

I think of a Mrs. Liberty in New York. Uh-huh. I think of a bell with a giant ugly crack in it. Crack. It's whack. Jesus. Crack. Yes.

Thank you. Whitney. I think of Wawa's up and down the coast. There's a place of Mickey Mouse. Uh-huh. I get a little teary eyed whenever I think of this beautiful giant country of ours. Uh-huh.

And what it means to me as an American. Every single thing you just named. Is right. Oh shit. You did mention a Miss. Miss Liberty. Yeah. I was going to say, wow.

Everything you just mentioned was a man. That's fine. That's fine. But that's not true. That's not true, is it? So I'll take it back. But you did miss one of the things that makes America super American.

What's that, baby? It's the motherfucking Kentucky Derby. Oh, sure. Said three people. Okay. Love that Kentucky Fried Derby. Kentucky is a huge part of the United States. Is it?

Tell me all about it. Critical to the United States. You know. Yeah. Tell me all about that Kentucky Derby, honey. The Kentucky Derby is an American favorite pastime. Is it? They put American cheese on their pie.

Okay. That's how damn American it is. That's pretty American. All right. I want to stand for that flag. Do you know who the Kentucky Derby, hold on. When was it held? Okay.

It was held a few weeks ago. Right. May 6th and 7th. Do you know who the most recent Kentucky Derby winner was? Yeah, I read about it. It was Tiddly Winks. Tiddly Winks? Yes.

Oh my gosh. How did you know that? You read about it? You're a big fan? Yes, you did. It was freedom. Who was it actually? It was Rich Strike.

Rich Strike? Yes. Like Richard Strike? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He prefers Rich, not Rick. I was going to say like Dick Strike? No. Rich Strike.

Okay. Okay. God. I mean, Dick Strike's more powerful, but that's fine. Anyway, I got a wonderful, de-dunderful Textamundo. Oh yeah? From where? From my friend Mel and Mel's boyfriend, Gareth.

Oh, it's from the Hotline, babe? It's from the Hotline at dadhugme10. Don't forget to call or text in listeners to dadhugme10 if you have any other further questions, quiz ideas, or things you want to communicate with Aaron and me. And Mel, well, technically it was Gareth's idea, but Mel was the one who texted me. Sure. And Mel said, my, I think this means boyfriend. My boyfriend.

I think that's a... Boyfriend. Had the best idea for a quiz, band name, or race horse. So many weird bands and horses. It would be insanely hard with love, Mel and Gareth. That is a toughie. So Mel and Gareth, thank you so much for the idea. I love it.

In a way to narrow it down though, I did only pick Kentucky Derby winners. Oh nice. Oh, that does narrow it down. And the bands, I can't really narrow down. I literally just went on Apple Music because I'm an old and I just started like going through like the playlists that they like put together and I just started picking. And then here's the kicker though. Yeah, what's the kicker?

And that's a horse joke. So you're welcome. I'm slapping my knees in amusement. So some of the horse names are also band names. Oh, what? Some of them. And granted, I literally just like type in the name in Apple Music and then it would come up as a name of a band.

I don't know these bands. Do not come for me. I listen to Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, anybody from like the 90s, early 2000s. Like I don't know many new music artists unless it's also on TikTok. I don't know these people. Please don't at me if they are like, I don't know. If you love their music, I haven't listened to any of this music. Okay.

I'm just going off of what Apple Music told me. She's going to read like, you know, apparently Beyoncay is, I don't know that one. Shut up. So anyway, we are going to play band Kentucky Derby winner or both. Oh no. Yeah. Sorry. To be fair, the both, that kind of just happened.

Like I wasn't planning it, but some of the racehorse names also just happened to also this is going to be an impossible quiz. Well, oh, I'm not for the challenge. I'm like, you know, half a glass of Prosecco down. Okay. Are you ready? Kentucky Derby winner band or hey, also musical artists and or, you know, thingy band. I don't know.

Whatever you want to call it or both. Do you understand the rules of the game? I think one more time. I wasn't, I kind of zoned out. I was texting my side piece. What are we doing today? She says, Hey, okay, let's go. All right, you're ready.

I'm ready. Okay. We're going to start off. A, B or C. I have 25 of them. Okay. That's a good number. Okay.

Yeah. Saint Germain. Saint Germain is a lovely liquor that goes very well in many cocktails. It's elderflower liquor. I went through a phase years ago where I would just drink that on ice. You would make the most disgusted faces at me. I did not care. Okay.

Saint Germain Kentucky Derby winner band name or both. Definitely at least a Kentucky Derby winner. That's like some old, you know, that it just sounds like an old horse name because a lot of these names sound like names that like only dudes in their 80s would like ever call or name something. Put my chips on Saint Germain. That's what they say. I wonder if there is a Saint Germain.

There must be. Right? Yeah. Like a literal Saint. There must be. Like you can make your confirmation name. Germain. We pray to Saint Germain.

What was your confirmation name? Marie. Original. Yeah. I know. My final answer is just Derby winner. Kentucky Derby winner. Saint Germain.

Final answer. That is incorrect. It is a band. No way. Yes. No way. But great fake Kentucky Derby winner name. Right?

Honestly. Okay. First question sets the pace for the whole quiz. I am fucked. Listeners, tell us how you did in the quiz. Texas or call us in with your scores. Right now I'm 01. You're about to be 025.

All right. Ready? Probably. I'll have another. I'll have what she's having. I'll have another is a horse name for sure. I don't think there's a band. I don't think there's a band called I'll have another.

Because you also have to imagine when you watch these things on TV, the announcers, they sound like auctioneers. They're all like, you know, I'll have another coming up from the rear. I'll have another secretary and I'll have another. It's I'll have another my hair. So I'm going to say I'll have another horse Derby winner. Final answer. Correct.

Oh, thank Christ. For bonus points. Do you want to guess what year? Yeah, I don't. I'll have another was from the year 1973. 2012. No way. How about that?

I'll have another was the 2012 Kentucky Derby winner. Congrats. I'll have another. I wonder if I'll have another is still alive. Hey, cheers me. Can we can you just to I'll have another to I'll have another. There's plenty more alcohol related references with the horse names. Oh, thank God.

Yes. They do love their Southern. Whiskey. Comfort shit. I don't know. Yeah. Soco and Limes. Okay.

Okay. Next up. Straight. No chaser. Oh, that's definitely a band. Okay. At least straight. No chaser.

I think it's just a band. I don't think it's a horse name. Okay. I'm not ready to push the both button yet. And that might be naive, but I know straight. No chaser is a band. So let's just go with band. That is correct.

Correct. That is just a band. Let's go. I'm sure somewhere out there on this large planet, there is a horse named straight. No chaser. Sure. Sure. But they are not a Kentucky Derby winner.

They did not win the Kentucky Derby. And so. The world's a big place, Aaron. The world's a big place. Okay. Next. Our fourth dog will have so many fun names. Go for gin.

How do you spell that? Go for number or the preposition prep position. Okay. And then gin like the drink. Gin like the drink. Go for gin. This could be a both. Couldn't it?

I don't think you're going to pull the both one yet. Go for gin. I think it's a horse. I think we're going back to horse now. Okay. Because it just sounds old. It sounds very old. And the Kentucky Derby is old.

That's why Regis, I'm confident that go for gin is a Derby winner and nothing else. Final answer. That is correct. No way. Yes. Okay. Bonus points. Yeah.

What year? Go for gin was actually 2009. 1994. Oh, wow. Not even close. Okay. All right. Next.

King princess. King princess. That's something you name a horse. Oh, this right here is king princess. Is it a band? I would name a horse king princess. Would I name a band king princess? No, that's another horse, Aaron.

Aaron, this is the 1997 Derby winner. King princess. And they won by a hair was very close. You know, they only have the Kentucky Derby every four years, right? Fuck, I did not know that. I'm just kidding. They don't know that. I'm quitting the podcast.

I'm good. I'm done. I'm done. Oh, you got me bad. I would have believed that. King princess is a band. I'm so sorry. No way.

Way. This is the hardest quiz. I mean, I guess that means that you did not buy their latest album. Not yet. Okay. Next. By the way, great question. King princess.

King princess. Sounds like a horse. I would totally write a horse theme. King princess. I put money on that horse. Yeah. This is king princess's year. That's two royals in one.

Honestly. Come on now. All right, ready? Cautious clay. Cautious like the adjective cautious. Cautious like not caution tape, but it's cautious tape. Because there was a boxer like what? Like a fighter.

Cash. Cautious clay. Yeah. Yeah. This is cautious clay. Cautious clay. Oh my God. This is so hard.

Cautious clay kind of sounds like a band. Yeah. It sounds like a cool name for a band. So why haven't you bought their latest CD? Because I haven't listened to new music since like 2010. I'm going to say cautious clay is a band that I need to get a hold of. I need to drive to our nearest target and pick up a seat. Do they still sell?

They can't still sell. I think they do. Yeah. What a world. So much has changed in our lifetimes. Cautious clay. Musical band, final answer. That is correct.

Let's go. The relief listeners, the relief that washes over me when I'm correct. This is a very challenging. I'm going in blind by the way, this whole quiz. I mean, as I do all our quizzes, but this is challenging. All right, ready? Middle ground. Erin, look me in the eyes.

This is one that could be both. They all could be both. Not like middle ground. No. Excuse you. Not like middle ground. Why not like middle ground? Because don't raise your voice with me.

Wait until you hear the boths. Okay. Yeah. Wait until you hear the boths. That was a pretty good. Ridiculous. That was a pretty good blush. She just did.

Wait. As if to insinuate this isn't a boat. This could be. But yeah, they all could be. Good save. Good recoup. I'm going to go with my gut. Okay.

My veiny expanding hairy gut. And I'm going to say, oh, yes, I'll take it a little more. Thank you. I'm going to say this is a boather. What was the name again? Middle ground. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Middle ground is both. Okay. A very fast race horse that won a derby. I would say an odd nine. And what's the average lifespan of a horse? Oh, like three years. Not long at all.

Like honestly, though. Race horse race horse. They don't have a long lifespan or a long career. Do it's, is it because they kill them? Or is it because they like. Break their legs and then they kill them. Well, I think like what? The horse breaks their legs.

I think like they get in one accident and then that's it. Well, like, do you actually know that for sure? No. You know how gray hounds? Like I used to date this guy whose brother worked at like a gray hound rescue in Philadelphia. And after these gray hounds were done being raised, they like didn't have homes.

They just were like, I know. And they were, they are huge dogs. They're very tall. Yeah. Yeah. But they seemingly he, his family had two of them. And obviously his brother worked at the shelter and it was like, we need more gray hounds.

Meanwhile, here I am with three miniature American Eskimo dogs, whatever. Yeah. But like. I already broke one of their legs today. They were. They're done. They're done.

But like these for seemingly like these really sweet dogs, you know, anyway. They're just really. Way to bring the mood. I know. I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

What have I done? Do you know that kill gray? Maybe this is why the Prosecco is so cheap is because it sends you into, instead of like a high drunk, it sends you into a sad, dark drunk. Sad drunk. And that's why it's so cheap. Well, not for me.

I paid, you know, 80 bucks more. Like I ripped off. Okay. Middle ground, middle ground is both. It sounds like an old horse name. Like all, all middle ground here. We're still on middle ground. Shit, man.

And then a middle ground sounds like a country band. Like we're just trying to find middle ground. Yeah. Finally answer both. Okay. So average lifespan of a horse is like 25 to 30. And they say though that thoroughbreds are around that too. They've never had a horse live past 34.

It says. So how about middle ground? Oh yeah. Middle ground is for sure dead by now because he was the 1950, or she was the 1950 Kentucky Derby winner, but it is also a band. Yes. Let's go.

Let's go. Jack film strikes again. All right. Ready? You're pretty impressed, right? Not really. That was, that was why I gave that one to you first. I'm a happy little Jack film.

Hit me. There, you could do nothing for me to be proud of you. Okay. Seattle slew. That's. Oh fuck. That's definitely a band name. I mean, I'm not confident.

I haven't, it's not like I've heard like, it's not like straight no chaser where I'm like, I'm confident. I know that. But it just sounds like Seattle slew coming up next. Seattle slew. Put your paws together for that's what they say. When you think of the word slew, what do you think about? Like soup?

Like a stew? What? It just sounds like stew. I feel like slew. When I think of slew, I think of like, yeah, what do you think? Just a bunch of stuff. Okay. Seattle slew.

There's a bunch of like, you've got a whole horde of stuff. Yeah. Definitely a band. Seattle slew. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say it's just a band. I don't think it's a horse name. You don't hear a lot of like city names and horse names.

I also have heard like three horse names ever. They're secretariat. And then there's the other one. And that's all I know. Okay. Spoiler alert. I did not put secretariat or black beauty on this list. Oh my God.

Black beauty. The Kentucky Derby winner of a five. What about sea monkey? Well, this is name. I'm sorry. Seabiscuit. Seabiscuit. You're fucking idiot.

Coming in from behind. It's our sea monkey by hair. Wow. Sea monkey would. Oh my God. Sea monkey do. Stop. I'm sorry.

It's like a confusing like children's book. You know, trying to teach kids like, you know, see monkey do. The kid looks up at the parents. What the fuck? And the parents are like, no, it's clever. Do you get it? And I'm like, no, I'm five.

You've ruined my brain forever. Anyways, this is the last one. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Anyways, this is obviously just a band. It's not a horse. Seattle. I'm a big fan of Seattle slew. I've got all their records. Okay. Final answer.

Yeah. Final answer. No way. Seattle slew is not only the 1977 champion of the Kentucky Derby. That's what they are. The champions. But Seattle slew also a triple crown winner, whatever the fuck that means.

I don't know what that means. Sure. But Seattle slew was apparently the tits. And congrats Seattle slew. I'm sure you are resting in paradise right now. That means if they're a triple threat, that means a triple crown winner. That means they won the Indy 500 and the Iron Man, I believe.

No shit. Yeah. That's what that means. That's pretty cool. Did they get to meet Robert Downey Jr. They did as a matter of fact. No way. Yeah.

And Mr. Ed. You know how these Iron Man's are. You don't need me to tell you that. You don't even know what Mr. Ed is. Fuck you, of course. The whole talking horse. Yeah. The old fifties black and white show.

Yes. They use peanut butter to make them talk. For real though. How many seasons can somebody make of a television show about a fucking talking horse? Back when there were three channels, you know, you didn't have much choice. You could put whatever the fuck.

If you had a little money, it didn't matter. You could put whatever you wanted up there. And no one's going to say no. It's like, well, I guess you're watching the talking horse show. Jack and I have been talking about how there are no original ideas anymore. Everybody just does remakes of movies that have been made like anywhere from five, 10, 15, 20 years ago. And there are no original ideas left.

It's like, but, but on the flip side, when there were original ideas, people came up with ideas like Mr. Ed. So I just don't know. Yeah. We can make a horse. Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

That's easy. But it's not a peanut butter. It's gums and it'll, it'll say whatever we wanted to say. Wasn't he a doctor? They put it like a fucking. Never have I ever seen a full episode of Mr. Ed. Cause I don't think I have the patience.

It'd be like watching paint dry. Oh my God. I don't think I could. Anyway, congrats. Seattle sleuth. Love you. All right. Peace.

A real edge. Okay. Oh my God. All right. Next. Ready? Yeah. Mr.

Scruff. Mr. Scruff. That's. Yeah. Let's quit. Mr. Scruff.

That's going to be both. You know what? Mr. Scruff sounds like, like a, um, like a girl talk kind of. Like a mashup artist. Like, oh, this Mr. Scruff mashup of, um, you know, Britney Spears toxic and Michael Jackson's beat it.

It's really sick. I love Mr. Scruff. You know what I mean? It sounds like that. Yeah. Like one of my rejected answers, which is DJ food. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Last. Yeah. It's either both or just a horse because I don't think it's an actual.

Okay. So what are you going with? I don't fucking know. Mr. Scruff sounds like a horse. Come here, Mr. Scruff. Don't you want to like just pet its big old snoot?

I, that Mr. Scruff deserves a good brushing and he's going to like it. But it also sounds like a fucking remix. I'm going to say both. I'm going to be safe. I know I'm wrong. It's both. Mr.

Scruff is a, is a artist and a horse. That is incorrect. I knew I was wrong. I'm so sorry. Is it just a horse? It's just a band. Okay. Good.

Why is that good? Because it's super wrong. You were extra wrong. You were extra close. Okay. Yeah. Also shout out to Mr. Scruff.

Let's get them on. Okay. Ready? Always. Country house. So who would name a horse country house though? Somebody in Kentucky. Dum dum.

It's the country and they all live in houses. Fuck you. What? Yo, this is not a prosecco. It's hard. Yeah. Once again, I'm like, I don't know how we got here so quickly, but we did.

My bubbles. It's always the bubbles. The bubbles. The bubbles. My bubbles. Good movie. Great movie. I love Wally.

So I'm going to say that this is, can you hear it one more time? Mr. Scruff. I'm just kidding. Country house. Say what I believed you. Country house. Country house. Country house.

This is a bad name for either. Excuse you. I love country houses. LP. This is a song. This is an artist. Yeah. It's an artist.

It's a fuck you. You're so annoying. But it's also, no, it could be a horse. It's also horse. It's probably both. It's both. It might be both. You should guess both.

I kind of want to guess both. It's both. Country house. I'm going to say both because it sucks for either, but I could see it for either. I think country horse. Country house. Yeah. Is a horse.

Country horse. I would love to name a horse. Country horse. This is my country horse. And this is my city horse. And this is my backyard horse. And then this is the horse that's still trying to find its way in the world. Horse.

And man, I love horses. I have like the people that are like super. It's both. It's both. Okay. The people that are super into horses. I'm kind of like people who have access to horses. I'm pretty jealous of because I have like equine.

I think that's the right term for it. I think the character therapy is like, apparently horses have magical healing powers and I would love to hang out with a horse for a long enough period of time where I get to feel their magical healing power. We get to hang out with a few of them in Ireland a few years ago, but I said for a long enough time, Jack. So that's fair. We were only with them for like two hours.

There was actually a, I started out there was a Twitter thread. I saw today. Some dude was angrily complaining about horses. About how women should not be riding horses because they get sexually simulated from them and that's wrong. Okay. I don't think he was trolling. I think he was just like ultra conservative and he's being dunked on all day today.

It could have been bait. It sounds like bait. But anyways, I just don't know about that. Anyways, the answer is both. The answer is both. Yeah. Country house is both a horse and a band. Which one?

Which one? Well, now that you know, yes. Now that I know, is it a horse? What's your, what's your answer? It's a horse. Country house is a horse. Country house is a horse. Damn it.

Country house is the 2019 Kentucky Derby winner. What a terrible name. Country horse forgives you for saying that. That's the next one. Is country horse a horse or a band? And that's when I shoot myself. All right. So you've gotten five wrong for right at this point.

All right. I need to redeem myself. Oh wait. Hold on. One, two, five and five. Alrighty. Let's break the tie. Either way, I'm going to do it.

Animal kingdom. I think that's just a band. I don't think that's both. I wouldn't name a horse animal kingdom. That doesn't make sense. It's an animal. Why wouldn't you name it animal kingdom? No, no, no.

Are you saying a horse is part of the animal kingdom, but the animal kingdom is not part of the horse? I'm saying I would name my race horse animal kingdom, but I would name a, I would name a band. All these sound like country bands to me, like animal kingdom. It's a very pretentious name for a band. I kind of love that. I'm sure all the songs have like puns, like top of the food chain and that kind of shit

and like stuff me silly. I'm going to say stuff me silly have to do with the food. That's a good song. It's from the band animal kingdom. Okay. I've seen them live. They can put on, it's a literal zoo. Like it's kind of crazy.

Animal kingdom. Great performers. Yeah. File answer. Okay. What do you want to second guess now that you know it's not just a band? Is it a horse and a band? Or is it just a horse?

I think it's both. You think it's both? Yeah. You think it's both a band and a horse? Okay. That's right. It is both a band and a horse, but you've already incorrectly answered so. This is so hard.

Oh my God. All right. Broke the tie. Five, six, not in my favor. All right. Ready? Yeah. Country comfort.

We've had so many countries. Country house. That's already won too many. Animal kingdom. Did country comfort win the Kentucky Derby at some point in the last 150 years? I want to guess both again because it sounds like both. This sounds, I would put money on a horse named country comfort. And I would also assume that a band called country comfort loves their country.

Yeah, they do. They stand for the flag and they kneel for the Kentucky fried chicken. But there's not 50 stars on the flag. I don't know how many there are, but there's not 50 stars. Damn. I don't know how many stars or how many states like people like that recognize as real states. I'm sure California is not one of them. Oh, that's funny.

I didn't consider that. It's like they have their own special flag. Yes. They're like three stars on it. That state counts. California, that state doesn't count. Texas. Yeah.

And the other two states with south in the title. That's it. That's the only flag I stand for. Can you say it again? Cause they all sound the same country comfort country. Not to be confused with southern comfort. Right. The alcoholic beverage.

Is that a beverage? Yeah. It's a beverage of sorts. I think it's technically a liquor. Oh yeah. Even though it has the percentage of a liquor, but it's a liquor because it's, I think it's supposed to be peach flavored though. I don't know guys.

If you've ever tasted southern comfort, that shit doesn't taste like peach to me. Country comfort. Is that it? Yes. Country comfort. I think it's both again, honey. I'm going to say both. Maybe.

Okay. Sorry. I'm like, wait, maybe so goes not peach flavored. I thought it was. No, no, no. Any Hoosers. No one cares. No, you're wrong.

It's a band. Fucker. Well shit. So it's going to be like that. Okay. Are you ready? No. Of course not.

Think of all the band names that you know and love so much. Okay. And then channel that into that. So many. That's what a band is named. Okay. And then think about all the horses that you know and love and put that in the horse bucket so that you can do a little bit better on this.

Isn't a horse bucket just glue? Excuse you. Peter, he said that, not me. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Petit biscuit. P-E-T-I-T.

It's French. Petit biscuit. That's a horse because it has biscuit in it. And horses. Horses love biscuits. Horses be loving biscuits. But you know who else loves biscuits? Who else?

Limp biscuit. Oh shit. That's true. No temptress. Do not try to sway me. To be fair, I guess they spelled it biscuit. That's right. Biscuit.

But this is biscuit. This is biscuit. This is a horse. This is a winner. Like the snack that you would feed a horse. Erin, listen. This is the 2001 winner of the Kentucky Fried Derby. What's interesting about Petit Biscuit is that they won the Kentucky Derby the year

after sea biscuit. Really? No. Petit Biscuit's a fucking band bitch. Oh my God. I don't like this quiz anymore. I'd like to resign from this quiz. Thank you.

You think you're so funny. You think you're super clever. I do. To be fair, Petit Biscuit sounds like a horse. I'm sorry. You did a great job. It does, right? You did a good job.

Right? Thank you. Hey, if I saw that, I would do the same thing. Okay. Ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Burger King. It's Burger B-U-R-G-O-O King.

Not to be confused with the Burger King, which... So this has to be one. This can't be both. It has to be one or the other. Perfect. Burger King. Burger King. Burger King.

King. They like royal titles in these horse names. I'm going to stick with horsey horsey. Of course he is horsey. Burger King won the... I remember the... Yeah, I was a year I was born. It was the 1988 Kentucky Fried Derby.

It's Burger King. Okay. By a hair. Before we proceed with the answer, do you have any idea what Burger King is? I actually don't. Because I looked it up. Yeah. What is burgu?

So burgu is a food. It's a stew. Similar to Irish or Mulligan's stew, often served with cornbread or corn muffins. It is often prepared communally as a social gathering. It is popular as the basis for civic fundraisers in the American Midwest and South. Burgu. Interesting. Very specific there at the end.

I still stand by, especially the whole South thing. I still stand by my horsey horsey answer. Okay. I am going to give you this one. However, I actually would have accepted if you said both. Because there is a band called the Burgu Kings. It's a little different. But it's a little different, but I would have given it to you either way.

Interesting. Yes. Interesting. I literally wrote 1932 Kentucky Derby winner. That's what I said. Willing to accept both because of the Burgu Kings. That's what I wrote next to that. That's really funny.

Yes. Ready? Stone Street. Stone Street sounds like a band, not a horsey. And by the way, they're not horses, they're horsies. Yes. Stone Street. Yeah.

I'd fuck with a Stone Street concert. Absolutely. Yeah. I'd see those Stone Streeters. The lead singer is pretty hot. Yeah? Yeah. That further cements it.

Yeah. I think it's a band. Yeah. It's that song, right? Down on Stone Street. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, you know it, right?

I was just singing that to you the other day. You sure were. Baby down on Stone Street. Erin loves her dreams. Jesse McCartney's, when they used to sell Dream Street CDs as infomercials. Oh my God. Remember when they did that? Yeah.

Holy shit. Infomercials, but like for bands and shit. Jesse McCartney. God, is this his start there? It was amazing. We're not talking about them. We're talking about Stone Street. Different band.

Different band. Different sound. Different sound. Great sound. Very Phil Spector wall of sound. Sound vibe that they have going on. I would say Stone Street. One of my favorite bands, honestly.

Right up there with Dave Matthews' band. If I had to like, you know, be specific and the chili peppers. Similar sound too, actually. Very funky. See, when I think of Stone Street, shut up. When I think of Stone Street, I think of the Muppet Christmas Carol. When they're like all walking down the Stone Street. I like, I love that shot of Muppets Christmas Carol.

I love the shot of Kermit walking home from work. Right, right. And, but you see, so like, it's so fascinating. Cause it's like, he's on this rolling thing. Oh, it's once you see the behind the scenes of how it's done, it's, it's amazing. You're like, oh my God. I haven't seen the behind the scenes for that scene,

but you know the scene I'm talking about. Yeah, of course. And like, he's got his little son on his. Yeah. His name is tiny Tim. His name is tiny Tim. Whatever. He's got his little tiny Tim on his tiny shoulder.

Christmas. Okay. I'm just going to cut to the chase. You're wrong. What? Yes. Stone Street is both a band. And the 1908 Kentucky Derby winner.

I would say I'm sorry, but I'm not. We're counting winners from a eight. Yeah, bitch. I don't know, man. I feel like that's wrong. This game is rigged. All right. I'm going to start from the start.

Next up. Yeah. Thunder Gulch. Oh God. Would you like me to define Gulch for you? No. Do you know what a Gulch is? I know what a Thunder Gulch is.

What's a Thunder Gulch? It's this thing I used to do in college. You're gross. She was a freak. No, I'm kidding. Thunder Gulch. Thunder Gulch. That sounds like a horse name.

That sounds, I would absolutely, I would scream for Thunder Gulch. Yeah. Oh my God. Wouldn't you? I don't care like how to crepe it. Thunder Gulch is bones where I would put all my money on Thunder Gulch and I would go to the Derby.

I'd wear the biggest hat. Thunder Gulch is a Thestral. He's like, yeah. He's an actual skeleton. And I don't care because your name is Thunder Gulch. He was better than me. He came back. Yeah.

They don't come back to the same area. I wonder, wait, is this a stupid question? Yeah. Are all racing horses, boy horses? You're asking the wrong. I'm a pro at this. You're asking the right guy. They're all boys always.

I wonder. I don't know. You'd think no because the penises would get in the way, right? Ew. The big old horse sticks? Jack. They're not aerodynamic, Aaron.

This is why we're E for explicit. I'm just saying. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I'm just saying. It's disgusting. I just watched Tim Robinson's sketch. I think you should leave where it's like a commercial for a

horse ranch. Stop. I don't, I don't. Don't go no further. I don't want to know. Listeners, you know what I mean? All right. Thunder Gulch is a horse.

A derby winner. I'll give you the year. Okay. Yeah. Give me the year. Thunder Gulch was 35. It was a really rough time in American history. Thunder Gulch 35 derby winner.

Give me the points. You're half correct. That's both. No. Thunder Gulch is a Kentucky derby winner, but it was at a different hard time in the United States. 2020. 1995.

We've always heard about 95. We didn't have internet like we do now. I feel like 95. The States were thriving. I was in third grade. Uh-huh. I was in second. I think I knew how to read a little bit by then.

I don't know. Was I thriving? Were you in your thrive era? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 95 was a real tough time to be an American. What the fuck are you talking about?

I don't know. I have no idea what was going on with the nation at that time. We weren't in a recession. We weren't in a national tragedy. I have no idea what was going on in 95. I know that there were no like, the fact that I'm racking my brain over like notable events in 95 and I can't come up with any.

We were probably a thriving superpower. When did we impeach Clinton? Not 95. That was later. That was 96 or seven or eight. Anyway, it was 95. It was a tough year for all of us. Right.

You were learning how to read. I was probably learning how to tie shoes. No, I knew how to read. Kind of. I don't think you ever fully learned. I don't know. I was like eight, whatever. Okay.

Anyway, you got it right. Give me the point. Let's go. Next. Cold cut. Cold cut. That's a horse name. At least.

Cold. Would I name a band that cold cut? I think it's just a horse name. Don't you think that it's kind of cruel to name a horse cold cut a little bit? But it's better than that. It's like lunch meat. It better than like, you know, glue gun or something like that.

You know what I mean? Jack film. But that'd be a pretty funny name. Here, boy. Here. Glue gun. Oh my God. Stop it.

You get slower. You know what you're going to turn into. Come here. This is horrible. What happened? Your step. Christ, people. What is happening?

Yeah. Stop it. What have we devolved it to? Lord. Okay. So wait, you're asking if glue guns a horse or a van? No, cold cut. Dum dum.

Cold cut. No. Obviously cold cut. Definitely a horse. I think just a horse. I don't think cold cuts a band. Give me cold cut. The horsey.

Finally answer. No. Cold cut is just a band. No way. Yes. They have empathy for their horses. And they're like, why would I name a horse cold cut? Once I get that by a horse money, I'm going to get me.

I'm getting the cold cut and then I'm going to get a glue gun. All right. Gray boy. Here. Gray boy. Here. Gray boy. I think that's how you call a horse.

Right. I would name a horse gray boy. Oh, gray boy. I don't think I don't think gray boy is a band name. That'd be weird for both. Just a horse. Oh yeah. I remember this gray boy won the.

Oh God. Yeah. That's right. The 66 Derby. Oh yeah. It was kind of an upset. People did not think gray boy had it in them. Who'd they think was going to win?

They thought Mississippi T was going to win that year. And yeah. Because Mississippi T had a very strong season that season. The season. They have seasons. Yeah. Of giving. Well in the Derby, it's always the season of giving honey.

You may not know this. Giving money to the winners. Good one, honey. Yes. Nice. Great job. Great. Gray boy is a horsey boy.

Final answer. Gray boy is a band. Yes, it is. No, it's not. No, it's not. Okay. I'm killing this quiz. Ready?

By killing, I mean dying. Yeah. Girl in red. Fuck. That's hard. Definitely a band. Why would you name a horse that? Why would you name a horse that?

Why would you name a horse any of the things? But then you were like, just wait until you see the boats. It's probably both. It's probably something really hard like that. Girl in red. Girl in red's both. It's a horse. Okay.

So girl in red sounds like a band. You know what girl in red sounds like the formerly named lady Antebellum, but they're no longer that they're like the lady. I don't know what they are anymore. Lady A maybe. Lady A. Thank you. And it could also be a horse name.

Lady in red. You know what? It's not a song, it's both. It's both. It's girl in red. That's fine. It's both a girl in red. Well, but aren't horsies all boys in these races?

I don't know. We literally just talked about that and we don't know. We never, we did not come up with an answer on that. Girl in red. Maybe it's just a band. What's your answer? I'm going to say both. Both.

Yes. That is incorrect. What is it? Girl in red is a band. Damn it. I should have gone with my gut. Well, your gut was really kind of pointing you in all directions. So.

My gut's also full of Prosecco, so you can't really fault it. Okay. Okay. Girl in red. Venture. Now we're into the more horsey territory. Jack, what are you chewing on? You're always eating.

We had to stop and get a snack. Yeah. We got some peanut butter pretzels. You know, the Prosecco hit hard. Yeah. The Prosecco hit hard. We had to stop recording and be like, all right, chip in Sunday. They remind me a lot of girl in red and the other horsey.

Cold cut. Yeah. Lunch. Lunch meat. Lunchables. Lunchable would be such a good horse name. Don't you think? Lunchable.

That's a cute horse name. Remember the awful plastic knives they gave? And it wasn't a knife, so much as like a plastic red plank. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What was this horse name again? Bold Venture.

Bold Venture's a horse. Bold Venture. By the way, you've literally said the last four were horses. I know I'm going to be right. This is a horse. Bold Venture ain't no band. Bold Venture is a horse. Bold Venture is like a stock horse.

You don't think it's both? It's a Clydesdale. No, it's just a horsey. Okay. Final answer. What year? Yeah. Great question.

Bold Venture, 40, yeah, 48. Okay. Right after the war. No, the war was still going on in 48. No, it wasn't. 45. Oh, you're right. 45, yeah.

Don't you dare. I was thinking of a different war. The war is crossed. The war inside myself. Right. The inner war. Yes. Bold Venture was.

Ding, ding, ding. Let's go. The 1936 Kentucky Derby winner. Oh, that far. By the way, if you get the year right, we can end the quiz and you get 100%. Okay. I like that rule. Let's go.

All right. I quite like that rule. Next up, Smarty Jones. It just sounds like old fucking slang from the 20s and 30s. Oh, Smarty Jones. Smarty Jones probably sounded like a really cool name for a horse 100 years ago. I don't see Smarty Jones. Band.

Yeah. I don't think they're a ska band. I don't see them tearing up any venues. Smarty Jones. Wow. Rude. But then again, it could be both. It's either.

Are they tearing up the tracks? What could get it? Oh, both? Look at that. Yeah, see? They're tearing up the tracks. The double entendre. Wait, does Dua Lipa do that?

No, but I feel like Dua. I just want to say something about Dua or Dua. Oh, wow. Oh my God. We're both just hitting all the marks right now. You know what I'm saying? Fuck you, Shimp or Prosecco. We don't need to.

No, no. It fucked us. It fucked us bad. The horoscope is going to be special tonight. I'm actually really looking forward to that hardcore. It's going to go in 18 tangents. These bubbles, man. They are hard.

They are sneaky, sneaky. I hope bubbles is every other word. Seraptitious. Very. That's the 1914 Kentucky Derby winner. It sounds like it. Seraptitious. It wasn't actually?

No. So you have to leave that, though? Absolutely not. What was this one again? That was the best Stevie Wonder song. Very seraptitious. Seraptitious. Go directly to jail.

Do not pass, go woman. Have you seen that? Sorry. This is so off topic. The conspiracy theories that Stevie Wonder is not actually blind. I have not. People are horrible. That's awful.

Oh my God. That's fucking awful. Okay. Smarty Jones. Smarty. Oh, there it is. Smarty Jones. You're going to be a star, kids.

Yeah. Smarty Jones. That sounds like a horsey name. Smarty Jones. Smarty Jones. Yeah, it's not a fucking band. That's a horse. The horse.

Final answer. All right. Oh my God. Smarty Jones is a horse. Let's go. But it's not that old of a horse. He won the 2004... Or she.

Or she. Smarty Jones won the 2004 Kentucky Derby. What was growing red again? I already forgot. It was a band. It was a band. Okay. It just helps like cement my sexism and that only, you know, boy horses can race.

Yes. There are certain occupations that require continuing education courses. And we need to do that for your misogyny so that you just continue to be a sexist hater in general. So that's what this podcast really is all about. How can we help support you and your sexism? This is the drunkest we've been in the podcast for a long time. It kind of feels that way.

I feel like we're just like pounding bottles. No. It's just we're like still nursing this like bottle of prosecco. It's just really hitting hard. Damn guys. I thought that honestly I did pick this bottle because the last time we drank bubbly it also hit us pretty hard pretty quickly. When was that?

A few weeks ago. Okay. Maybe like a month or seven ago. I don't know. It was like not that long ago. It was not that long ago. But what's funny is that I was like let's try this out. Maybe like we'll see if it happens again.

It happened again. And what's funny is that this has a lower alcohol percentage. Yeah. Then most wines or at least wines. Then a lot of the wines that we drank. The bubbles man. The bubbles. Every time.

The bubbles. The bubbles. My bubbles. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Anyway. What's like what do they say to people drink cautiously or something?

Sure. Drink? What are they like alcohol? Responsibly. Responsibly. There you go. Okay. How many more questions do we have on you?

We got five more. Okay. Well, yeah. Five more. Okay. Strike the gold. Strike the gold. Ooh.

It's either a boather or a horser. Okay. I mean they're always horses I guess to me. But strike the gold. Hmm. That could be a band. I had Q in line for strike the gold. They got some hits.

Did you just say Q? Yeah. Are you British? Oi. Is it yes? Oi. Strike the gold. It'd be weird if it were both.

Which is why I'm going to say both. Because that's weird. Let's go both. It is. It is the 1991 winner of the Kentucky Derby. I so wanted to be right. That reminds me of a line from the movie You've Got Mail. Oh yeah?

I so wanted it to be you. Oh, the very end? Sure. Yeah. But you were wrong. It hurts. I wonder if Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks got divorced. Like I want a You've Got Mail too.

Where we like figure out how does she relate to this man who is super privileged and rich and she lives in a very nice New York apartment, but has never been like loaded, loaded. And her business goes out of business because of his business. What is their marriage? Does she resent him? Hmm. As much as she loves him, does she resent him? How does she come to forgive him?

Does he buy her a yacht? Because they had a yacht. You know what? Yeah, he'd have a yacht. He and his dad had two yachts, right? They did. At least two. Yeah, they were fine.

Flower face. Hmm. Flower like, like the blooming plant. Yeah, not the cooking ingredient. Cooking ingredient. I would say flower face is a horsey. I wouldn't call a band that flower face. No, that doesn't make sense.

A horsey. Yeah. Let's go with horsey Aaron. Flower face, the Derby winner of 55. It's a band, bitch. What? I'm so sorry. Yeah.

You're, you're really killing it, but in the sense that like you're actually making it dead. You are. This is so hard. I'm not doing well. If I were more sober, it would still be hard. Okay. Super saver.

Super saver. Super saver as in somebody who's a coupon queen. Right. And saves. One word. Super Lee. Yeah. Yes.

One word. I think this one's just a horse though. Okay. Super saver. Wait, what did I say the last one? Just a horse? Yeah. You said a horse would be named flower face.

Yeah. Super saver. I would name a horse that though. One word. Super saver. I would Aaron and I'll tell you why. Why? Feels right in my heart.

Okay. And my bones. Okay. That'll be turning to glue. Okay. If I ever stop racing. I really need you to stop talking about glue. This is super saver.

The horse. Super depressing. Yeah. Just like the Greyhounds. Babe, everyone knows super saver, the horse. This is, you know what? This is from 61. I'm sorry, but you were incorrect.

Super saver is both a band and. And the 2010 Kentucky Derby winner. This quiz is impossible. You evil witch of a woman. Hey, it's not me. It's Mel and Gareth. Okay. Blame Mel and Gareth.

Not me. What the fuck is Mel and Gareth? Mel and Gareth are the people that texted into the hotline. Oh my God. With this idea. Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay.

But the way you said it sounded like a one word, like blame Mel and Gareth. Mel and Gareth. Well, I hate them too. Oh my God. That's really funny. I already forgot that Mel and Gareth texted this in. Here I am thinking like Mel and Gareth.

It's like some superpowers. I'm like fucking like old money. Shit. Oh, the Mel and Gareth foundation. Holy shit. Oh my God. You know who runs, you know who runs the Derby, the Mel and Gareth.

Is that right? You had the most powerful family in America, the Mel and Gareth. Oh my God. Fuck me. Hey, will you get it for a second next week? Okay. Ready?

Let's go. Iron Leige. Iron Leige. Leige. L-E-I-G-E. Leige. That's a fucking horse. Iron Leige.

Come on. Iron Leige. Oh, one word. Two words. Two words. Iron Leige. That's a fucking horse. And Aaron, I'll tell you why it's got iron in it.

And it's like, oh, it's a real iron horse. He's real like, you know, he's a factory. He's a fucking, you know, he's got cogs and sprockets and shit. He's iron horse. Okay. Iron Leige. Okay. This is what Iron Man would like ride into battle on.

Iron Leige. And then he'd dismount and then like do some kind of quip about how it was like a billionaire playboy philanthropist. Iron. I thought Iron Leige was the horse. No. Well, Tony, start Iron Man. Oh.

We were listening. I wasn't. Iron Man would dismount it into battle. He made like, he made like some quip saying like, hold on. Let me think about it. Really funny. He doesn't need to dismount because he can float. Yeah.

But like he would though, because he's like showy and he would like this. So if he's showy, he would float. God damn it. Aaron, he'd make the horse flow. He'd be like, well, I see we're not horsing around here. He'd say like a really funny quip like that. He's better than that. He is better than that.

He would say something like. Okay. Iron Leige is a horse. Let's go. It won the 1957. That's what I said. Kentucky Derby. Good year before the turbulent sixties.

One final. Oh shit. Question. And wait, the judges are saying, honey, this is worth all the marbles. You have 10 correct. And 14 incorrect. Okay. I must have fucked up my math because it says you have 15 incorrect.

Oh yeah. I may have some extras. That's fine. But this is the final one. And yeah, this is worth everything. Let's go. Groove Armada. I can't tell if this is hard for me because it's the last one or if it's just a hard

question in general because there's always that like weighted pressure of the final question of a quiz that you make. And you're real. Forgive me if you're using this word. You're real stinker when it comes to making quizzes. A real stinker, Aaron. I think so. My friends think so.

Everyone in the hotline. They think so. They agree. You're real stinker when it comes to these. I'm so drunk. What was it? Armada. Groove.

Groove Armada. Is this a band that gets into a groove? Thank you. You don't have to explain. Is this a horse that gets into the best galloping groove and attacks like a fleet in Armada? First off, Groove Armada is just a kick-ass band name. We should tell them. Groove Armada.

Let's go. That's a great band name. Yes, it is. Is it a good horse name? Let's write into their fan club. I would. And then we should write the owner of the horse, Groove Armada. What was the previous question's answer?

I'm not telling you. Fuck. Because it's the last question, this is probably very foolish. I feel like Groove. It's so random. It's such a random sequence of words. It can't be both. Groove Armada.

Groove Armada. Yeah. Iron, whatever. Iron. Leash. Maiden. No, fuck you. That was a horse.

That was right, right? You were correct. That was a horse. So Groove Armada. It sounds like a band. Does it also sound like a horse? What I name a race horse? What I name a Derby winner champion, Groove Armada.

Groove Armada coming up back. Groove Armada coming in strong. By a hair, it's Groove Armada. It's got a ring to it. Erin, I want you to look me in the eyes. Hi. Hi. I think it's both.

Okay. Because I think it's less about what I think and more about what I think you would do. Okay. As a quiz master jerk. Okay. I think it's both. Why do you think I would make it both to end the quiz? Because it's like a grand finale.

Like it's your little, it's your little period. It's your little exclamation point. It's you saying like, it's you showcasing the wacky world and overlap of Derby winners and band names. This is your final punctuation. This is your like, wow, isn't this Zany? My name, Erin. This is absolutely what you would fucking do because you're a child.

The answer is both. Groove Armada is a horse and a band. You're so predictable and disappointed in you. And I won all my points back. Let me explain. Yeah. I appreciate you explaining the logic. Sure.

I understand where you're coming from. Sure. With your logic. In fact, so much so when I originally wrote this quiz. Oh no. I thought to myself. Oh no. Well, that's a little anticlimactic, isn't it?

Fuck. But then I thought. Fuck. Well, no, they would expect there to be a climax of sorts. Don't tell me. It's a band. It's just a band. And so.

Just a band. Groove Armada is just a band. Just a band. No, I changed it. I changed my answer. And you failed this quiz. You got way more wrong than you got right. And that means that Mel, Gareth, thank you so much.

Wait, Mel and Gareth? Mel and Gareth, thank you so much for the suggestion. Mel and Gareth is the name of the bank my grandparents invested in. You conquered Jack film. And I can't thank you enough for it. Mel and Gareth round of applause. Honestly, that was a great, brilliant quiz idea. I'm mad at Mel and Gareth.

And I'm even madder at my wife, Aaron. I'm furious. Can I give you some of the other horse names that I had pulled? Okay, hold on. Let me go. Hold on. I'm going to hold up. Okay.

Here are some of the horse names and band names that did not make the quiz. Okay. California Chrome. That's a horse. Oh. Winning colors. That's a horse. Dust Commander.

That's a horse. Carry back. Whiskery. And Macbeth too. Ooh. All right. What are some band names? And some of the band names that I did not use.

Boards of Canada. Okay. DJ Food, which you knew. Right. Coffin Dust. That's a good one. I may have guessed horse for that. Vagabond.

I definitely would have guessed horse for that. Thank you. Soccer Mommy. Ha! Snail Mail. Ooh, I like snail mail. Right? Yeah.

Bishop Briggs. Oh, that would have been a horse for sure. And Spoon. Those are hard. Yeah. But I didn't, they didn't make the cut. Spoon, I probably would have said both. Yeah.

I didn't make the cut. But. That was a very, very difficult, probably your hardest yet, honey. Masterfully done. I know. And good on you, Will and Gareth. Mel and Gareth. That's what I said.

Mel and Gareth. Jesus Christ. Sorry, got confused. Will and Gareth was the bank my grandparents used. Mel and Gareth is done. I think you're thinking of the show, Will and Gareth. Baby, you got me nailed. That's it.

Don't tell me I'm the only one that hears that. Uh, yeah. No, I think I hear that too. Um, it's time. Aaron, what season are we? Yeah. Cause you don't know, do you? Never.

Um, okay. So the date is. Dude, I think we're in Gemini season. Yeah. Yeah. May 23rd. Gemini. It's here.

It's here. It's here. It's here. It's here. It's here. It's here. It's here. Oh, Gemini.

It's here. Well then. All right, a real turning of the screw. Wait, this is, I think we've made it full circle. Have we gone around the sun? Because I, I think we started in Gemini season last year. Look at us. Look at us.

Do you know anything about Gemini, Jack? I do. What is it? They love cheez-its. What about the other Gemini? What? Their twins. Bitch.

I liked the constellation or whatever. Yes. They both love cheez-its. Like what, what do you want to know? One is sea biscuit and the other is sea monkey. Nice. Yeah. I fucking love sea monkey, the horse.

And I love Petty biscuit. I'm sorry. That's a horse name. I know you said it was a band. It's a horse name. Yes. All right. So Gemini, we are channeling the gods.

Hardcore. As hard as we can. Oh man. And the bubbly is making us better channelers, I think. It is. Call us channeler because we can channel shit out of this. It thins the wall between the worlds. It does.

And boy does it thin it. I feel the gods. The gods are Monica and we're channelers. No. Don't you dare. That show was so overrated. Whatever. Okay.

Yeah. Ready? Yeah. Gemini. Tomorrow. I will prosper because you will pay the troll toll. So I'm going to tell your mom about what you did at summer school. Remember when you failed science by sticking a thumb inside a pie.

Well, that little cherry has popped. So your life is over on Christmas Day. You will walk 3,000 blocks to a target and purchase 14 copies of folklore by Taylor Swift. Because if you don't then on New Year's Day, you will be visited by five ghosts. Their name is Gary and they are looking at your penis. But don't want to talk about life. So go ahead to Gary if you want to be absolved. No, Gary is a predator.

The Gary's are predators. Excuse me. That was never established. Yes, the Gary's are predators. They look at your penis. They don't want to though. But Gemini, go to target and save Christmas and the universe. Wow, Gemini.

That's a load of responsibility on your shoulders. Gemini, go to target. Save yourself. Save the universe. Walk the 3,000 blocks to target. You do not want to face the Gary's. They are creepy. And they don't want to.

They say that. They say that. But they still do. And it's, you know. Yo, that horoscope sucks. Well, it sucks for Gemini not for us. It does. Yeah.

We just channel. I don't really know what to tell you except listen to the gods. Go to target if you don't want to see the Gary's. If I were you, I wouldn't want to see the Gary's. So anyway, I hope that you don't ruin Christmas. But also sorry that we had to tell your mom about what you did at summer school. But to be fair, like, you know, you did.

Yeah, you asked for it. So. Listeners thus concludes episode 42 of Aaron is a funny one. If you have a suggestion quiz idea or anything else you want us to discuss or want to discuss with us, call us or text us at our hotline dad hug me 10. That's D A D H U G M E one zero dad hug me 10. Also, if you want us to keep drinking for a sec, then please let

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