Erin is the Funny One - Taylor Swift vs Co-Star (AKA the Strangest Quiz Ever)

Episode Date: November 22, 2021

For episode 22, Jack picks the wine of the week and, you guessed it, it’s a mildly buttery Chardonnay! Then, Erin surprises Jack with one of the most out there quizzes we’ve ever had on the show��Taylor Swift vs horoscope app, Co-Star. Will Jack’s T-Swift knowledge be enough to see him come out on top? Listen to find out! Lastly, the final Horoscope of Scorpio Season is here…buckle up, friends! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Welcome back to another episode of Aaron is the funny one. I'm your host, Aaron Breslin. And with me as always is Aaron Breslin. Aaron. Jack. First off, that sucked. Second. First off, you suck.

This is another palindromic episode. It's number 22. Are you feeling 22? I don't know about you, but I'm not. I will always feel 22. I will say, I think about this every now and then. I have quite a few friends that are 10 years younger than me. Yeah.

And I don't know what that says about me. Except you're a creep. Except that maybe I'm not feeling 22, but I'm definitely feeling 24. So that's better. I'm much too young to be 34. You're 34? No, I just said I'm 24, 20, but I'm feeling 22 for sure. Well, that's our 22nd episode.

Thanks so much, you guys. We'll see you next week. Bye bye. Bye. Thanks so much. No, we have a good episode. I think, I don't know. You don't even know.

I don't. You're like weirdly excited about whatever you're about to make me take today. I am very excited about it. I think it's very appropriate for the 22nd episode because once again, the number 11 is the luckiest number and one plus one, which is 11, is two and two 11's is 22. That's twice as lucky. 22 is a very, very lucky number, perhaps even more lucky than 11. And I just think it's overall a very appropriate what we are about to dive into.

Oh God. It's very appropriate for our 22nd episode. So Jackville, before we begin, what are we drinking tonight? I'm so glad you asked. It's time for Wine of the Week. What did you select for us? This week's wine is a 2018 Chardonnay titled Franciscan. Why do you drink so much Chardonnay?

Shut up. It's from Napa County. Well, it's from Monterey County and Napa County. Oh, that means it's just like all over the place. They're like, here's some grapes. There are some grapes. Gotcha. We got grapes.

Throw it in the bin. I was wondering. Yeah. What an interesting description. It's 13 and a half percent. Pretty heavy for a Chardonnay, I think. No. That's pretty normal.

It's not that heavy for a Chardonnay. That's pretty normal. What do you think? What do you think of the taste? Let's taste. I like it. It's buttery. Not as buttery as my new favorite Chardonnay aviary that we've had previously on the show,

but there's definitely a buttery taste to it. What say you? I don't know. I don't taste the butter. Jesus. It tastes a little sweet. I don't know. I don't know.

It tastes okay. I will say this. We paid $24 for this bottle. Apparently, the average price is $14.50. Amazing. We were well overpaid for this. Good for us. This just goes to show that good wine is wine that you like, not wine that you have to pay

a lot of money for. This isn't my favorite. It's not mine either, but it's better than some of the Chardonnays we've had on here. Yeah, I don't know. It's not for me, but I'll drink it. I'll give it a Jack film, three and a half out of five. Three and a half out of five? Yeah.

I'm going to give it like five and a half out of 10. Maybe six on a good day. Interesting scale. Yeah. Yeah. It's the Ernie scale. Sure, sure. The Dewey decimal system meets Celsius.

You wouldn't understand. No, I wouldn't. Did you ever use the Dewey decimal system ever? Who doesn't? I use it every day in my life. No, you don't. Fuck you. Yes, I do.

You're such a liar. Who doesn't? Everybody doesn't. Billions of people don't use the Dewey decimal system. Okay. Well, billions. Count me in the billions of people that do. So I use it every day.

Yeah. And if you don't use it every day, maybe you should reconsider what you're doing with your life. Do you remember it? Because I really don't. Nobody remembers it unless you're like a librarian. This 400 through 500, that's history. What?

And then 500 through 600. I can't believe you remember that. No, not at all. No, I don't. I'm making this up. It doesn't matter. The Dewey decimal system doesn't fucking matter. Nothing matters.

They made computers for a reason. Yeah. They really did. Once that came in the mix, bye-bye Dewey decimal system. That's all I have to say is that they made computers for a reason. Don't miss it. Can't say I missed it. I think we can go ahead and just eliminate that.

It's a casualty. I won't mourn. Yes. So, Jack, do you have any idea since I've given you some hints about the fact that this is an extra super lucky episode and that this is the 22nd episode, do you have any idea what we will be delving into today? You kept saying, I don't know about you as if to finish the line, but I'm feeling 22, which is a line from a famous song by, I want to say Taylor Swift.

You want to say? That's Taylor Swift. It's a great song, right? It is. And I feel like Taylor Swift is part of whatever you're about to give me. Maybe not the whole package, but certainly part of it. Am I correct in that assumption? That is correct.

Goodie. Anything else? I have no idea. Not even the lucky part? Lucky. Lucky. Lucky as Penfolds? No.

Lucky. Gross. Get your head out the gutter. Oh, no. Oh, no. I just got it. Maybe in the future, because you know, I do love Brittany. Yes.

Yes, you do. Okay. Since you're a dumb, dumb, and I'm just going to have to tell you what it is. I got an idea from a lovely listener. Oh, I mean, someone who called in at our hotline, dad hug me 10. That's correct. They had the best idea. Let me play this for you.

And then I'll explain it to you because I have a feeling you still won't totally understand what we're about to do. Okay. Okay, bully. Okay. This is for Aaron, by the way. In Aaron, we're having a conversation about co-star and how their notifications are always so stupid and vague.

So here's my thought. Aaron, you've quizzed Jack on is this a co-star notification or a Taylor Swift lyric? Oh, no. I'm not 100% sure if it'll work because I know that Jack is already kind of a Taylor Swift stand. But maybe if you go really old school, like really, really old Taylor Swift song, it just might work. I hope you're having a fantastic day.

And I hope you can make this idea work because I think it would be really funny. Okay. Have a great day. Goodbye. Thanks, Jules. That idea came from Jules, who is part of the Jack film. Creative Council. Creative Council.

And their idea, as everyone just heard, is quizzed Jack on is this a Taylor Swift lyric? Right. A notification from the app co-star. Now, Jack, do you know what the app co-star is? Yeah. I think co-star is a banking app. Now, when I said, like, do you know why it's lucky? That's not exactly what I was getting at.

Like, because banks don't usually like let you win the lottery. Because I know that one of your favorite hobbies and pastimes is horoscopes. Uh-huh. Co-star is an app that gives you a personalized, detailed horoscope based on your birth chart. And a banking app. That's cool. And a banking app if you're, you know, into banking future, if you will, present. However, here's the thing about co-star.

What happens is that every day you get, if you have notifications on, right, it sends you a day at a glance notification. And oftentimes the notification is either strangely like random on point or out of left field. Straight up out of left field. Okay. I've got, I'm so unfamiliar with co-star. So let me give you an example. Please.

Okay. So a few weeks ago. Yeah. I put on my Instagram story, my co-star notification, which was my day at a glance because it made no fucking sense. Okay. Like it was four weeks ago ish, whatever, a few weeks ago. Yeah.

Co-star told me fall in love with a writer that lived many hundred years ago. Oh my God. Try to understand them deeply. That is just like one example. Wow. There's some like weird shit that co-star does that even mean says. So anyway, today, what we're going to be doing is I'm going to fail so hard giving you a quiz on whether or not you can tell is this a Taylor Swift lyrics, right?

Or a notification received from the co-star app. I love it. And I also hate it. And I fear it. I fear this concept. Thank you so much for this idea. Genius. This is going to blow the battle of the bees out of the motherfucking water.

Let's begin. Oh, it's going to blow the battle of the bees out of the water. A few weeks ago, you gave me a battle of the bees, Jack. Oh my God. I'm sorry. Do you even remember what you do on a daily basis? No. I took that literally like battle of the bees.

What do you talk? Got it. Thank you for coming to work today. It's so wonderful to co-host with you. I'm glad you came prepared. All right. Fire up the co-star. All right.

Do you want a freebie? Yeah. Give me a freebie. All right, Jack. Is this a co-star notification or a Taylor Swift lyric? Okay. Fall in love with a writer that lived many hundreds of years ago. This is a were you paying attention test that I barely passed.

Be co-star final answer. Wait, wait, wait. I actually feel like I want to take attendance for this. Oh, like a talent? Yeah. I want to take attendance for this one. Okay. Got the free bingo spot.

Good. Let's get a bingo. I have them in a photo album. I'll just kind of like mixed up. Gotcha. Gotcha. You take your time. All right.

Okay. For real this time. Question one. Is this a Taylor Swift lyric or a co-star notification? Okay. What happens when everybody finds out? That's hard. Oh no.

I am purely guessing from this point on. Something happens when everyone finds out. When everybody finds out. Oh man. I'm going to guess and say Taylor. I think it's nice and short that you can sing it to like a rhythm. I'm going to say this is Taylor Swift's song lyric from an old song that I don't know very well.

You are correct. Wow. This is a Taylor Swift lyric from a song called I Know Places on the 1989 album. Oh, okay. So not old at all, but I did not know it. Yeah. And I purely took a stab in the dark. One for one.

Let's go. I have a feeling these will be getting harder. Question two. Forgiving isn't forgetting. Oh, that's it? That's it. That sucks. All right.

Forgiving isn't forgetting. Oh, that sounds like angsty Taylor. That all sounds like some shitty app saying that sounds like some horoscope shit. It really does. It's like, but remember, like, yes, you will forgive your haters today. But remember, dear viewer, forgiving isn't forgetting. Let's mix it up and say this is the app. This is a co-star.

Final answer. That is correct. Wow. That was actually a notification that I received today at 12.02 p.m. Oh, wild. Yes. That's right, honey. Forgiving isn't necessarily forgetting.

Oh, I know, but I also don't forgive. That's true. Yeah. It definitely doesn't work on you. All right. Question three. It won't be the same when you go back. Oh, man.

That could be either, man. That's the point of the quiz. Thank you, Jules. It won't be the same when you go back. I imagine Taylor saying something like, better won't be the same when you go back. Taylor, I love this song. Final answer. Correct.

This is a co-star notification. Perhaps she does have a song lyric that says it won't be the same when you go back, but I haven't looked it up. Oh, so I didn't even hear reasons. And I'm just going to go ahead and say, you're wrong. How many of these are trick questions where the answer is both? It's both a co-star notification. Well, why don't you look it up?

Why don't you? No, I believe you. You believe that I haven't looked it up? Yeah, I do. Okay. Question four. So hard. Never banished into caves and withered away.

Never able to sprout. Your dreams were, I'm sorry, banished in a cave? Your dreams were banished into caves and withered away. Never able to sprout. That's some co-star shit. That is some, like, given what you told me, but I have, I feel like I have a firmer grasp since the first. You have a firmer grasp on horoscopes because you believe in them so deeply.

So deeply as I've talked about before, raved about them. No, that sounds, I don't think Taylor would write that. Honestly, that's too like flowery and artsy for even Taylor. Oh, okay. All right. That's some, that's on star. That's co-star. Uh-huh.

Okay. Final answer. I think, or maybe it's coin star. I think at the beginning, when you, when you said, when you said you, when you asked me what co-star is and I was like, I think it's a bank thing. I think I was thinking of coin star. That may, okay. Finally, that makes sense.

You put your coins in a hole. Yes. What? You made it, you made it. Ew. You made it. Ew. Anyways, the answer is co-star.

Final answer. That is a co-star. Yeah. That's a co-star. Notification. That's your date of glance. I can't wait to sign you up for this app. Don't you dare.

And see what your date of glance is compared to mine. Is it different? Not everyone gets the same date of glance. Notification. Do you have any idea how horoscopes work? Do you have any idea how birth charts work? Oh, nevermind. So it's different.

Are there 365 different ones? I don't fucking know. I'm sure there's more than that. Or just 12. Jack, I think it depends on your actual birth chart. So your birth chart is going to be different than many, many other people's birth charts in the world. Oh, my birth chart.

Ah. I'm sure that there are some other people in the world that have your same birth chart. But Jack, we're so dedicated to including horoscopes in every single one of these episodes and yet you have no idea how they work. I hate working. According to my birth chart, I'm not allowed to work. You're such a... I hate you.

I hate you so much. Question five. Are you ready? No. Memorize what it sounded like when your dad gets home. That's some Taylor shit. And I'll tell you why. Why?

Since you asked. Yes. It's really specific. There's no way my phone would fucking tell me anything with that buried in the paragraph somewhere. You got you memorized. Obviously are not signed up for the co-star app because you don't think, okay, but continue. Continue.

I'm also not done. No, don't touch me. Taylor, she would include that in a song lyric. This is like old country Taylor talking about like, you know, sneaking out with my boyfriend. We love each other, but we had to do it in secret. So I'd memorize when my dad came home and the sound of his feet and the smell of his breath. So like it's totally a Taylor song.

This is like young lovers in secret and like, Oh, dad's home. I can tell because I've memorized the sound of his foot steps. Okay. Okay. Are you ready? Yeah. Are you ready? Stop it.

Don't tell me I'm wrong. No, you're half wrong because it is a Taylor lyric. However, it's from a song called never grow up. Okay. Okay. On Taylor's Speak Now album. Okay. And instead of being like, Oh, I'm having a boy in my bedroom.

I need to know. She just wants to remember what it sounds like cause she's nostalgic for her parents and her childhood cause you're a dick and you obviously would never understand that emotion. Yo, my song is way better because I guess you don't care about your parents. Nope. Donna. No.

Come get your son. I'm sorry. That song sounds depressing as hell. I would much rather listen to my fun country time sneaking off with my boy toy song. That sounds just, it sounds like a jam. Daddy can't know. That's the name of my song is called Daddy can't know triple platinum. Okay.

Ready? Yeah. Question six. Coinstar. Let's go. Don't be afraid to jump then fall. That's now we're back into the realm of coinstar because this is a touch more general. Don't be afraid.

I think, I think Taylor is a better lyricist than that. Not just a talented songwriter that's swift, but she's also rather swift. That's swift. She's also rather swift. I wish you guys could see Jack's hand motion right now. She's swift with the lyricism, quite clever with the word play. She's no Mr. A to Z, but she's close at times and I don't think she would write. I don't think she would deign to such a level as this.

This is co-star, the notorious horoscope app that I've definitely known before and not just heard of 10 minutes ago. Is that your final answer? Duh. You are incorrect. This is a song lyric from the song Jump Then Fall by Taylor Swift. Shut the fuck up. Taylor, if you're listening and I know you are, I'm a little disappointed.

That's a very basic lyric. This isn't the Taylor I stan. Be better. Do better. How old is the song? Like 15 years old? I think it's like 10 years. It's about 10 years old.

Yeah. Still disappointed. She was a prodigy. All right. Let's see. I'm glad I thought of it. Can we get a shout out to Coinstar? Okay.

For sponsoring this quiz. All right, Jack. Question seven. Are you ready? Duh. I can do this all day. All right. Is this a Taylor Swift lyric or a co-star data glance notification?

It's called Coinstar. Hold on to the memories. They will hold on to you. Not only will I get this one right, I'm going to blow your socks off with how accurate I am. Okay. I don't think it's Taylor Swift. I know it's Taylor Swift because this comes from one of her more underrated songs.

This is a- I was afraid of this moment. I was afraid of choosing any songs from albums that I've listened to on repeat since knowing you. You idiot. Of course I'm going to know this. But I didn't know you knew all the lyrics. Is this called New Year's Day?

It is called New Year's Day, Jack. I didn't know you would know the lyrics to New Year's Day. Good song. It's one of those. It's easy to play on the piano. Very simple looping melody. I feel like you've talked shit on this song before. I did and only because I was like, it's too simple.

It's like, no, there's a beauty in the simplicity and that was my fault. I've come to appreciate it in my old age. I can't believe you knew the lyrics to that. I can't believe you chose that. That's your fault. It was a risk. Okay. Yeah, bad risk.

You could say that I was- Not pay off. Not afraid to jump then fall. Okay. Shut up. That is Taylor Swift's worst lyric, by the way, because, like, duh, you're going to fall after you- Like what?

That's physics. It's fricking gravity, Ms. Swift. I'm just acing this quiz. If this were a squid game, I only would have died like twice. Okay. Question eight. You have gifts that you're not using. Why would Taylor sing this at me?

That has to be on Star. This is co-star because that's the structure of a horoscope. They're talking to you. You have gifts you're not using. Oh, dear Libra, you're taking your gifts for granted. Use your gifts that you're not using. Get in touch with your emotions, blah, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. This is co-star final answer.

You shan't stump me, woman. I'm unstoppable. That is correct. Dick. Unstumpable is the name of my dad rock band. Question nine. Let's go. The only one who doesn't see your beauty is the face and the mirror looking back at you.

Now to quote Amadeus, now that is a challenge. Shit. This could very easily go either way. That is right. Can you repeat it one more time, please? The only one who doesn't see your beauty is the face and the mirror looking back at you. The only one who doesn't see the beauty or your beauty.

Your beauty. The only one who doesn't see your beauty is the face and the mirror looking back at you. I'm going to take a gamble. I'm going to take a risk, just like you did with that god-awful easy question. Jump and fall. I'm going to jump and fall right into co-star. My reasoning for those interested, which should be everyone listening, is that I don't think Taylor Swift has a song similar to Christina Aguilera's You Are Beautiful.

Hey. What? How is that? Okay. That's not an insult. That's just an observation. I don't think she has a big rallying song saying like, hey, you, yeah, you, maybe you're ugly on the outside.

Keep going. Keep going. What did that song say? Hey, you, yeah, you. You may be a go, but inside you're beautiful. Don't ever forget that. I don't think she has a song like that. I think that's an on-star thing.

I keep saying that's a co-star. Now it's not even ironic anymore. I can't remember the name of this fucking app. Co-star. Stop promoting on-star. I know I'm sorry. On-star is dead to us. That actually was a mistake just now.

That's my first one. Co-star. Am I right? Oh God. She's texting. She's typing something. I'm very scared. You are incorrect.

Really? This is a Taylor Swift lyric from the song Tied Together with a Smile on her first album Taylor Swift. Oh yeah. I don't know that. Oh shit. You are incorrect, sir. And one last time, can you repeat that lyric that we now know is from Taylor's very first

album? The only one who doesn't see your beauty is the face in the mirror looking back at you. Oh my God. She pulled a Christina Aguilera and totally sang a You Are Beautiful song. Who knew? Well, you stands out there, sure knew. I bet Jules knew. I didn't.

Is he cleaning up bottles on New Year's Day? Good song. Don't you dare. All right. You stumped me with that one. That was a very good one. I vow not to get a single question wrong from now on. Okay.

Question 10. There is no such thing as lying accidentally. These are getting harder. There's no such thing as lying accidentally. This sounds like some co-star shit. This is like what they're telling, you know, the fucking Sagittarius. They're like, remember, there is no such thing as lying accidentally. Sagittarius.

Uh-huh. This is like as a writer and vessel of horoscopes into the gods. That is something I would probably channel and say that's some co-star shit. A final answer. Actual final answer. Duh. You are correct. Duh.

That's so weird. This is a weird fucking app. I literally hadn't heard of it before tonight. I cannot wait to have you signed up for it. Oh, please don't. Okay. Ready? I guess.

I still haven't really found a rhythm here for me. That was the whole point. Yeah. I guess. Okay. Ready? Question 11. That's a lucky number.

Do you know that? Oh, and this is a lucky lyric. Oh, yeah. Your body is your dungeon door. Okay. Two things. Anti premarital sex song by early Taylor Swift. Your body is a dungeon door.

Don't let anyone in. It's your body, you know, like that whole era. I think it's more metaphorical than that. No, I'm right. I think this is, and that'd be really weird. This is co-star. I barely know what this means, but I'm going to say co-star because, hold on, wait, you know what?

I'm thinking of walking that back actually. Why wouldn't app tell you your body is a dungeon door? What is? I don't ever want to be told that. Your body is a dungeon door. Oh, you know what? That's co-star. They're talking about like your feelings.

You don't let. Yeah. Got it. Here we go. I'm a genius. They're like, you don't exude your feelings in a healthy manner. It's because your body is a dungeon door. You need to find the key and unlock that prison so that you can help and the end so that

you can helpfully express your emotions. Co-star. That's a co-star notification. You got like three days ago or some bullshit. Give me the point, woman. You are correct. Yes. My backwards-ass logic saved the day again.

Okay. Ready for question 12? Let's go. Lucky number 12. Don't you dare look out your window. This is creepier if it's co-star. Okay. Can I give you a freebie for co-star for some of the other shit that they've said?

Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Consider that the calls might be coming from inside the house. No. Yes. You should have given that to me. I probably would have said Taylor Swift because that's terrifying.

Yeah. What? Yeah. Anyway. All right. So just to broaden your perspectives on what co-star is and does. Yep. Okay.

One more time. Don't you dare look out your window. Just co-star know that I don't. Everything. Yeah. Apparently. They know everything. Apparently co-star is like omniscient.

Okay. So first off, I will say when I was looking for like examples of people's notifications that they received. Yeah. A lot of people are as of recently saying like delete this app. I didn't delve because that was on a mission. Yeah. Of course.

But there are people out there saying like delete this app. But I will say I have a co-worker that one introduced me to the app. Two, I have since found out that she has deleted it or at least stopped using it. Oh, wow. Because she was convinced they were reading her texts because the. She thought it was like that on brand. Yeah. It was.

Wow. Creepy. Yeah. What if co-star has invented this advanced like revolutionary AI that like combs through your text pictures, your gallery, whatever. It was like oddly specific. Yeah. So much good with that technology.

And that's what they're using for fucking horoscopes. Yes. That'd be really depressing. Yep. Just so you can pay for their like what monthly subscription newsletter or whatever. Merch. I don't know. I don't pay any money.

So I don't know. Okay. All right. So it's don't you dare look out the window? Don't you dare look out your window? Don't you dare look out. You're so much more intimidating. But I think that's I think that's Taylor.

I think that's like one of her cruel songs. It's like a song to one of her exes or something. Like don't you like whatever haunting. Maybe it's like from one of her more haunting recent albums. Like don't you dare look out your window. I'm a ghost in black and white. Do do do. I have I have no nose, no mouth.

I will pop out of your closet unless you forward this song to eight people you love. This is a Taylor song. You're so obsessed with the lady. I love that shit. Tonight. I know it's my favorite go to because it's so like old school internet 20 years ago. But I will say this does sound like recent Taylor Swift a la folklore or a la evermore. Maybe even ever more.

I really don't know evermore. Let's go with Taylor Swift. So okay, wait. So if it's Taylor Swift from like her first album, can I say that you're incorrect? No, because it's very binary. It's either Taylor Swift or the stupid app that probably doesn't even exist. It does exist. And I am going to sign you up for it as soon as we're done here.

The worst punishment a Taylor final answer. You're half correct again. One that means I'm fully correct. It is a Taylor Swift song. However, it is not from one of her more recent albums. It's from a collab that she did with the Civil Wars for the Hunger Games soundtrack. Oh, a song called safe and sound. Okay.

Never heard of it, but it sounds great. It's a good song, but it is very haunting. I think it plays during the end credits. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Was that the song that she wrote for Cats 2019? JK. I know she likes cats.

I don't know what your problem. I actually saw that she wrote beautiful ghosts for cats. Shut the fuck up. I saw this tick tock today that you watch tick tock. I didn't know that and this guy was saying that people who are dog people. Want their dogs to be people. I heard this and people who are cat people want to be cats. And I was like, huh, I kind of get it now.

I no longer like, you know, I just never understood cat people. You told me that I still don't understand cat people or cats. Well, we are also biased because we've never had an enjoyable experience with a cat because we're constantly like, I can't touch it with my hands. Right. Otherwise I need to immediately wash my like wash them with like bleach. Don't touch your face. Don't let it get near me and try not to breathe through your nose or mouth.

If you could breathe through an oxygen tank, that would be great. Right. Much more helpful. So anyway, what are we doing again? God only knows. We're on question like 13, I think 14. Calm down. What the fuck?

Only some of us don't show up for work prepared. You're a very convincing actress. Okay. So. All right, Jack, is this a Taylor Swift lyric or a co-star day-to-glance notification? Lay it on me. Never be so polite. You forget your power.

Never wield such power. You forget to be polite. Here's the thing. It doesn't rhyme. So I don't think it's a Taylor Swift lyric. I think that's a co-star thing. It also, it could it be a lyric from, no, I was thinking like maybe. The cat, the cat's a beautiful ghost.

No. I was thinking, could this be the man? Oh. But it's not because it doesn't rhyme. This is co-star. This is just more wisdom being spewed at you by co-star. Unwanted, unwarranted wisdom. You are incorrect.

What? This is a Taylor Swift lyric. It doesn't rhyme though. Yep. I don't know what to tell you, bro. What song, what album? I must know. Our listeners must know.

It's from a song called Marjorie on Evermore. Can you say the lyric one more time? Because I have listened to Evermore front and back at least once now, just out of morbid curiosity. Never be so polite. You forget your power. Never wield such power. You forget to be polite.

Hmm. Don't recall that one. Damn. I'm killing this quiz. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Question 14.

Lucky numbers, 14. Walk in it until your high heels break. Shit. We only have one more question after this. I think, okay, I'm leaning towards Taylor right now simply because of the high heels bit. She loves her high heels. Sure.

Also. She's six foot and she loves her high heels. Why would co-star assume I'm wearing heels? Maybe they know you enjoy wearing high heels. I don't know. I'm going to commit to say. Taylor assumed that like a lyric would, you know, also. She knows most of her listeners are female.

She has to know that most like, I'm going to say that's Taylor. Final answer. That's Amore. That is correct. That is a Taylor Swift lyric. Let's go. About time I got a win. You just had a win.

No, I just got that last one wrong. Yeah, but the one before that you got right. Okay. And the one before that you got right. And the one before that you got right. Damn, I'm good. Alrighty. Hit me with your best shot.

I have a bonus 16th question. Just a point. A bonus? A mogus? Is this a Taylor Swift lyric or a co-star date of glance notification? Nobody cares how many books you've read. Shit. That's all I get.

So this could be one of Taylor's more spiteful songs against a, against a competitor about other women fighting for a man. I think I know what song you're referring to specifically. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like Playground and getting many friends like that one or something or like couple in that era where she's like, nobody can.

Yeah. Like, you know, sign a label in a group much cooler than mine or whatever, like record label cooler than mine. You know what I'm talking about? I don't know. Shut up. Okay. I should have known you're no help.

It could be that it's also just like some good solid general wisdom that I would expect to appear on my phone from a free fucking app. Can I hear it one more time, please? Nobody cares how many books you've read. Is this spiteful Taylor or is this classic co-star? I don't know. I'm going to say Taylor because that it's really specific and targeted. Like imagine like Capricorn, nobody cares how many books you and I'm like, fuck you.

The last book I read was Harry Potter. Like I'm going to say, nobody cares Capricorn. Like right? I'm going to say, you don't know, I shouldn't trust you, but I'm going to say Taylor Swift. This is like a spiteful lyric during her spiteful era, she said several, but let's say that TS, TS, I love you. Finally answer. You are incorrect.

Bitch. You're incorrect. By the way, the song you're referring to is called better than revenge and it is a song that she wrote about Camilla Bell after Camilla Bell allegedly stole Joe Jonas from her and she speaks about like how, you know, they didn't teach you that in prep school and that no amount of vintage dresses will give you dignity and she didn't have a whole lot of those tracks, but it seems like it's stuck in your head. I guess so.

Misogyny sticks people. Oh, shut up. All right. And then, and so, so this is a real co-star thing. That was a real co-star. It's so weird. Yeah. That's, that's why we're doing the quiz.

If co-star ever said that to me, I'd be like, yeah, dude, I agree. I don't care how many books I've read. Okay. So the last question, before we move into our bonus round, we have one bonus round because one plus six equals seven, which is lucky. Okay. That's right. It's 11.

So for question 15, our last question of the official round, were you just trying to look? Not at all. You were just trying to look at my screen. I was trying to rest my weary head. You were trying to look at my screen. I can't see your screen from here. Now I need to find a new one.

Erin, I swear to God, I did not see it. I can't, I can't see it from here. This is where my eye line fell, but I'm like just trying to like rest my head. I swear to God, use the question you're going to use. I did not see shit. I promise. I wouldn't spoil that because that's not fun. I will have more of this Franciscan Chardonnay from the good year of 2018 that we paid $10

too much for. You need to refill my dear. Last one. Okay. Your particular needs matter too. Yeah. That doesn't sound like a song lyric. What?

That sucks. Your particular needs matter too. No, that's co-star with a capital co. There's no chance in hell Taylor has a song where she says your particular needs matter too and I love you. Your particular needs matter too. Isn't that not what I said? No, you were saying your particular needs like your particular needs, but it's not

particular needs. Your particular needs matter too. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard as in like, as in like particular is a noun like your particular needs matter too. Yes. That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. No, my answer is still the same. It's co-star.

Okay. What about this one? Yeah. That means I'm right. Don't try to sway me. Okay. People who use the word particular as a noun need to go. Okay.

Fine. We have one final round. Okay. Okay. And it's kind of a gimme because it's in the realm of gimme the gimme what we're doing here. Okay. Also, Jack, out of curiosity, do you know what this is from?

Go stand in the corner and think about what you did. That's like the opening. That's a cringey opening of one of her songs. I think the, the playground will get you many friends song that you just discussed whose title I already forgot. Ceiling better than revenge. Thank you. I hate when songs open with a dialogue.

Okay. Don't talk. Is Jack final round double? No, actually just, you know, or nothing. Just like you get to keep your score or nothing. Not double or nothing. No, no. If I get this question right, you eradicate all my wrong answers from the record.

No, no, no, no, no. I got it. All right. Jack, is this a Taylor Swift lyric? Okay. It's a co-star data glance notification. Hit me. A perfect night for breakfast at midnight.

My gut. My trusty gut. Who has yet to fail me is screaming Taylor, screaming Taylor. It's a perfect night. Yeah. I might know this one, honey. Can you say it one more time so I can sing it? A perfect night for breakfast at midnight.

A perfect night for breakfast at midnight. Yeah. I feel like this is, wait a minute, oh honey, honey. Is this from the song? How about you when I'm feeling 22? I feel like 22. Yay. But also, if this were a squid game, you would have died like 100 years ago.

No. How many? Okay. I'm looking at your chicken scratch. You call handwriting here. Out of what? 15 questions? 15 questions.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11. That's a spicy score. Hey, but that's not how a squid game works. Okay. You can't just get most. You have to get all. So, sorry, brah, you dead. Dude, we'd both be dead so long ago if them's the rules.

Wait, no. You got five wrong, bitch. Wait, what? Yeah. Those five X's. Question three, question six, question nine, question 13, and question 14. Oh, wait. Well, 13.

Oh, why did I put an X and a check? Erin's doubting her own scoring system. Okay. All right. Maybe you have four wrong. Whatever. Whatever. That was very hard.

That was much harder than I anticipated. Okay. We may also find out that I actually did 16 questions because I don't know. I wrote a check and an X. So she's saying. Scoring's hard when you're having fun. Scoring's hard when you're having fun. Thank you all so much for playing.

Thank you, Jules, for the amazing suggestion. Yes, thank you, Jules. That was so much fun. I can't wait for round two of that that nobody asked for except for maybe me and Jules. But that's fine. I would do that again. I would do a round two. Just like I would do a round two of your movie sequel titles.

That was fun. Yeah. That was a really good one. Erin. What's that? Erin. Do you hear that? I hear something.

Is that Santa's sleigh bells? Sleigh bells at this hour? No. Those are the Zodiac gods. It's time for horoscopes. Jack, I know that we are, you know, dying vessels shriveled up. We're like those dolls that there's like a little doll inside of a bigger doll, inside of a bigger doll, inside of a bigger, like we're the littlest doll.

We are the littlest doll. We are so, our souls are so tiny. We need to continue to grow our strength back to get back to a full horoscope season. But in the meantime, while we are growing back our strength, we continue with not only me, we continue. Mad Libs, but also Jack, do you know what it is? It is the final horoscope of Scorpio season. I do know that, honey.

You didn't know that. I didn't even know what co-star was. Shut up. I knew it. I knew it. You thought it was a coin star app. You actually thought that everybody that signed up for the co-star app had the same horoscope.

She's just so angry. You thought that everybody had the same horoscope. Are you done? I am a shriveled shell of what I once was because you've made me vessel so hard for 12 different horoscopes every week, but here we are and you were like, doesn't everybody have the same horoscope? I don't understand, dick. You good?

No. Okay. So here's the deal. I have before me the script for the final horoscope of Scorpio season. However, I do need your help in helping me finish this horoscope. Okay. I'm going to ask you for a series of words and I'll fill them out as you say it. You ready?

Yes. Okay. First, I need an adjective that's like a mood slash feeling. Salty. Can I get another different adjective that's also a mood slash feeling? Resentful. Can I get a beverage? Root beer.

Can I get a service industry profession? Custodian. Can I get a body part, please? Taint. Can I get an adjective that you would use to describe a steak? Brown. This is going to be so good. Can I get an electronic device?

Snap glasses. Okay. Is that what they're called? Yeah, I think so. Okay. Can I get a catchphrase? Mamma mia. Can I get another body part, please?

Arm pit. Can I get a measurement of time that's plural? A plural measurement of time? Seconds. What's a place you go to on the weekend? Royal U, not just you. I don't leave the house much, so this is hard. Hold on.

Yeah. Think what a normal person in normal circumstances would do. The ski slopes. Any public place? The ski slopes. There you go. It's not bad. Give me a place you had a birthday party when you were a kid.

I didn't have birthday parties as a kid. I like your privilege. You piece of shit. Again, a normal kid. Besides the house? DZ Discovery Zone. DZ? Yeah, Discovery Zone.

It was awesome. It was a place with inflatable things and ball pits and slides. It was one of those big indoor. Thank you. That'll be enough. Can I get a food item? Corn dog. Can I get a second food or food item, please?

Meatloaf. Adjective? Perpendicular. Does that work? Okay. Give me an article of clothing. Thimble. Does that count as an article of clothing?

In this instance, yes. Can I get another body part, please? Nostril. Does that work? Yeah. Adjective? Gaping. Can you give me a question?

Any question? Do you think that you were an accident? Can I get a catchphrase? Another catchphrase? Bazinga. A vehicle. A smart car. A type of residence.

A mansion. Zodiac sign. That's not Scorpio. Aries. An adult beverage. Cosmopolitan. What are creepy things you'd find in a man's bathroom? Bedroom.

Sorry. Well, either. Fuck it. Creepy things you'd find in a man's bedroom or bathroom. A very hard sock. That was a good answer. May I please get yet another body part? A nipple.

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? Can I get another question? Have you ever considered plastic surgery? Those are my two go-tos in the questions round of Kings. Ooh. Whenever Queen is pulled, I'm like, do you think you were an accident? Oh, you know what you had used that before?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have. Honey, I need yet another body part. Yes. So many body parts. I know. A mole. Does that count?

Yes. Yeah. I was thinking about moles today. How we need to get the one on your back checked. What are you talking about? I don't have any moles. What is a name you would give a dog? Beethoven.

Sure. Can I get a verb? Skip. Animal. Oh, chameleon. I follow a really cool chameleon on TikTok. It makes me want to get one. Another verb?

What's a verb for like casting a spell? Cast? Yeah. Cast. I want to cast a spell. And another body part? Spinal cord. Can I get another catch phrase?

One last one. There she blows. Perfect. What's an adjective? Like a negative adjective. An adjective with a negative connotation. Smelly. Finally.

Last one. Can you give me a jubilant exclamation? Hallelujah. All right. Okay. May I present the final horoscope of Scorpio season. Scorpio. We're nearing the end of Scorpio season, Scorpio, but don't be salty that it's over.

Be resentful that it happened for good fortune is about to come your way. The next time you go get a root beer, the custodian will take one look at you and say hubba hubba, your taint looks extra brown today. Give me a call sometime on my snap glasses, mama mia. This unexpected confidence boost will make your armpits swell up. Man, I guess all those seconds at the ski slopes finally paid off. Later that day, you set a date with the custodian for a romantic dinner at DZ Discovery Zone. I don't think they're in business anymore.

The date will start off fine enough. They'll order the corn dog. You'll order your usual meatloaf. The small talk will be perpendicular. They'll compliment them on their thimble and they'll mention how nice your nostril looks. Standard first date stuff, but the night will take a gaping turn when you ask, do you think that you were an accident? Now pause, look down for a second and respond bazinga.

That's all you need to hear. You get the check, hail the first smart car you see to your mansion, and invite your date in for a drink. Oh god, I didn't think it was going that way. Wow, this night is going extremely well. Only in Aries can mess this up. As you pour your date, a tall glass of cosmopolitan, you casually mention that in your spare time you collect hard socks.

You know, as a hobby, oh no, mistake, the look on your date's nipple falls drastically. You're confused. What did you do wrong? Have you ever considered plastic surgery, you ask? Your date shakes them. I loved you, Beethoven, the watch you just said. I can't forgive that, you know, we have a saying in my country, never skip a chameleon when it casts a spell with your spinal cord.

I think you know what I mean. Oh my god, I'm crying. Okay, they leave in a huff, never to be seen again. You sip your cosmopolitan and sadly whisper to yourself, Darv, she blows. That works so well. Yes, Scorpio, I lied. Good fortune is not coming your way. Your sins are smelly and your punishment is just, hallelujah.

Oh my god, that was that collection of hard socks, though, can't be forgiven. It's just as a hobby. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Well, that's concludes the 22nd episode of Aaron is the funny one and that's concludes Scorpio season does concludes Scorpio season. Don't go shaking your moles anywhere and don't ask people if they've considered plastic surgery.

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