Erin is the Funny One - Year In Review QUIZ

Episode Date: December 27, 2021

Jack and Erin wrap up the year in the only way they know how - a quiz! Join in and let us know how well you remembered (or didn’t remember) 2021. We’ll see you next year! Advertising Inquiries: ht...tps://redcircle.com/brands

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome back everyone to another new episode of Aaron is the funny one I of course am your co-host Jack Douglas and joining me damn right your co-host is the other co-host No, I'm just the host, but you are a co-host sometimes. They do that. Hey co-host. Yes This is a very special episode. This is the final episode of this year. Oh And what a year it's been Jack Phil what a year it's been Let's just go right back to the beginning where our segments were like if dogs could talk It was a simpler time talking about so many things all of the potential that we Wanted to have on this show and such none of it turned out the greatest word in the world is potential
Starting point is 00:00:47 It's also the saddest, okay Just in case anybody is wondering there will be more if dogs could 2023 if you guys want it those dogs will talk the people have spoken It's what they want. We must have they have they spoken they we've got to give the people what they want That's true, and we are nothing if not people pleasers, but yeah, so this is our final episode of 2021 So glad you guys could be here with us to celebrate the life that was 2021 and bring in the
Starting point is 00:01:26 Next life that is about to be born, which is that's right 20 22 Yes, which hopefully won't be 2022 if you know what I mean But yes, the old man is about to give birth to a little baby or whatever the you know father time Yeah, I'm as pregnant a little baby in a top hat in the in the sash, right? You guys you know the new year baby if you guys have seen Rupert, then you know father time Okay, and before we continue because I made a cute little end of year 2021 recap kind of thing Let's start off with the final line of the week of 2021
Starting point is 00:02:14 2021's final line of the week. What do we have here with us Jack film? So we have a Pinot Noir another red and the label is story point Jack film Would you like to share a little bit about your history with the brand story point? I would love that Story point makes one of my top two favorite Chardonnays. I am obsessed Storypoint Chardonnay is kind of like my white whale. I Hunt it down whenever we go to a liquor store or just like a Ralph's grocery store wherever we go I try to find the story point Chardonnay because it's Okie is shit. It's delicious. It is okie as shit. It's just delicious. It's delicious
Starting point is 00:02:58 It has a perfect balanced oak. Is it a Napa Valley wine or I think it's from Sonoma County Okay, so northern cow northern cow. It's delightful and I can never find it, right? But our local liquor store always has a story point Pinot Noir I never pick it up because I don't normally go for the reds, but I figured you know what? Let's try something new. It's the final week of the year Let's get nuts and let's try this story point Pinot Noir Jack film. What do you think about the story point? Alright, let me just aerate it. You don't know what you're doing. You don't know what you're doing. I really don't Say yeah, you like it. That's pretty good. It's okay. It's not my favorite. It's actually pretty heavy for a Pinot Noir
Starting point is 00:03:51 Oh, yeah, yeah, they're usually like thinner body lighter bodied whatever the word is, but you don't have to fat This is pretty it's pretty heavy. It's pretty thick I Think they'd call that like body. I will say it does have the slight It's very flavorful. I kind of like this. I Will say it's giving Robotussin. That's what I was giving Robotussin I have hints of cherry flavor, but the kind of cherry flavor you'd find in Robotussin. I Give this four Robotussins out of five
Starting point is 00:04:29 Okay, let's look up on Vivino. What what the people are saying. What's Vivino? So I picked this little number up for 1899 mayhaps you can find it cheaper elsewhere. All right, here you go story point Pinot Noir from 2018 3.6 out of 5 with 393 ratings average price 1599 there you go. I would say that's about I would I'd give it a 3.6 3.6 Robotussin's out of 5 That's right. Hmm a lovely little number. That surprised me
Starting point is 00:05:05 I will also say just the color it's a very very dark purple red The color of this wine is very Sultry so like when you pour it into the wine glass and like you get like yeah, I don't know how to describe it It's so deep and rich in color that like when you watch a Droplet come off of the top of the bottle. It's like blood it's like straight out of a vampire took me and You know all of that type of novel thing twice right right right right all the all the the love language. Yes
Starting point is 00:05:42 All right Jack film. So you have prepared something for us I am unaware of what this is it better be a year in review though Because there are so many good things that happen in 2021 all the good things Delta Omicron Lambda Oh, how could we forget little old lambda? Oh, lest we not forget. I wonder if there are people still out there getting lambda Like is lambda just like become like the unpopular choice. I don't know. I think it yeah. Well at any rate
Starting point is 00:06:20 I Did prepare a little something I prepared a little bit of a 2021 recap quiz Yeah quiz for you and for all you listeners listening out there and and these questions Pertain to things that transpired or things that were hot over the past year starting with this question From January 1st to November 27th. Oh We're just we're just going right in I hate when you do this to me This is not the first time this has happened where it was like I feel like there's no like
Starting point is 00:06:55 Do you want to be a millionaire? No? Like I don't even get that intro. You're just like all right question one. Let's go It's the end of the year. We got to move on the next year. All right. All right from January 1st to November 27th What song was the most streamed song on Spotify this year? Hear your choices Olivia Rodrigo's drivers license. Oh, no, okay. Do a leap is levitating BTS's dynamite or Lil Nas X's Montero call me by your name
Starting point is 00:07:30 drivers license final answer That is correct That is correct the most streamed song on Spotify Drivers license by Olivia Rodrigo. I can tell you it was probably also one of the most streamed things on tiktok Oh my gosh I will also say the only reason I even know about Olivia Rodrigo is because of tiktok Also because of Taylor Swift because in the beginning Taylor Swift like well, that was the weird part was like Taylor Swift
Starting point is 00:08:01 Gave Olivia Rodrigo like a shout-out and like I think it all stemmed because I don't guys I'm butchering this so like don't tweet at me about But she had like No, her mission or something to use like a New Year's Day Theme like this right wasn't there was something that sounds familiar. Yes, but then all of a sudden in the summertime all of the writers of Cruel summer got added as writers to I think it was Olivia Rodrigo's like deja vu and that to me is still like Kind of sus like Taylor make her add her as a writer because guys the money
Starting point is 00:08:44 Where artists and musical artists make money is not as a singer but to be added as a Credit to the songwriting. That's where the money's at. So I am I question if Taylor Kind of forced her hand there because Olivia had said like oh, I was inspired by cruel summer There's more of the story than we were getting yeah Any hoosers honey, I forget when did the Suez canal get blocked after the grounding of container ship ever given January February March
Starting point is 00:09:20 April that was this year, right? What a year When did we start hearing about supply chain issues because that was like right around that time that it was like Okay, I'm gonna say April and I'm gonna say because I feel like I started hearing about supply chain Well now I've been hearing about it for a while but I feel like it started to really come to the forefront when people when things started to open up more and Vaccines became more widely available starting in like March April May ish time frame. So because April is the last option you're giving me. I'm gonna say April
Starting point is 00:10:02 Player one That that darnold ever given blocked the Suez canal And stopped 10% of the the world's supply economy in March 23rd to the 29th, okay, that is like a week away from April. Okay, but it's not okay my roll Hold on. I may not you are done. This is like in math math quizzes or whatever when they were like Oh, you show your work and you get partial credit. Hmm. You get partial credit. Hey listeners Is there a partial credit in multiple choice? The the partial credit
Starting point is 00:10:39 Blamed, okay, but I explained how I arrived at my answer and you're still I was one week off I was one week. That's been yeah. Well almost only counts and horseshoes and hand grenades, honey Speaking of neither, here's a fun question for you. What was the highest grossing domestic movie this year not counting? Spider-man no way home lol because as of this recording It's only opening weekend right now for spider-man no way home and that could very well Take over all of these choices. I'm about to give you guys but before spider-man no way home What was the highest domestically grossing movie of this year? Was it? Godzilla versus Kong never heard of it Shang-Chi and the legend of the Ten Rings. I just recently heard of that
Starting point is 00:11:27 F9 the fast saga Never heard of it space jam a new legacy was that 2021? twice What a year Shang-Chi Final answer final answer. That is correct. Really? It's cuz it's Disney shit like Marvel. I know what is it Marvel? It's Marvel okay, I know it was like 224 million
Starting point is 00:11:49 Dollar Roonies I haven't seen it, but I do plan to because I really liked aquafina in Crazy Rich Asians And so I think I would watch it just because I know that aquafina's in it. So I watched it on the plane ride home Yeah, oh really? Yeah, I the last third of the movie turns into a CGI fest and I fell asleep I was nodding off. It was just too much Yeah, it has some great action great fight scenes But boy, oh boy, I was falling asleep by the end. Okay. Oh
Starting point is 00:12:22 Honey, I forget when was that Megan Markle Prince Harry Oprah interview you made me watch? Oh, no, okay, okay, okay? Go ahead give me options January February March April Okay, so let me I'll let me explain again. Yeah, I don't have any markers in my head the way I have markers. Yeah, yeah with like the supply chain stuff, uh-huh The my gut. Yeah feels like February and you should always go with your gut But I also don't feel like it was that long ago. Well, your gut says February. What does your heart say, honey? I almost want to say April again Because I don't feel like it was that long ago. Sounds like you got to make a choice
Starting point is 00:13:08 February I'm going with my gut and you're not going with April. I'm not going with April. I'm going with February I'm going with my gut. I worked really hard on my gut. It was March Hey, just know either way you would have been wrong Isn't that comforting, you know, wait, okay, no March what? I didn't write it I think I think it was all of March. I think it was every day in March But it they could have potentially Filmed it in February. I could maybe that's what was sticking out to me
Starting point is 00:13:49 It was like they talked about when they sat down with Oprah in February and then it didn't air until you're still wrong Maybe I know, but maybe that's where that was coming from. Okay. Okay. That's not where it was coming from That is that's called wishful thinking that Oprah interview that was filmed in February Honey, yeah, as of right now Who is the richest person in the world? And he guesses before even say I thought I read recently that it was Elon Musk But give me my give me my choices Elon Musk Jeff bozos, yeah Bill Gates Mark Zuckerberg, okay, I'm gonna go with Elon Musk
Starting point is 00:14:31 I feel like I recently saw that that he is the richest person in the world and that's when he started Sorry, somebody already added me on Twitter about defending Elon Musk. I mean, I'm not gonna weird ask people defending you're right By the way, yeah, I'm not even gonna go there But weird people defending Elon Musk. Yeah. Yeah, I think he needs defending from people on Twitter They have some figures for you before it changes Mark Zuckerberg is like a peasant compared to the rest of those He kind of is so so here's how here's how wide these gaps are Elon Musk his I think as I think it's as of today I feel like I checked some checked some Forbes figures. Okay, 244 billion dollars. Okay. It's insane That is insane. Okay, kiddin you bezos is a fucking peasant at only
Starting point is 00:15:19 195 billion womp-womp wait, that's interesting because earlier this year. I could have sworn that his well I'm sure fluctuates. Yeah, it does as Amazon stock. Yeah, fluctuates. But yeah, okay. Keep going Bill Gates is at 136 billion. Yeah, I can literally can't even like fathom this money. Okay, and the Zuck is just scraping by with a mere 119. Oh Yeah, oh, hey, hey Zuck, I'll pick up the tab. Yeah, don't you worry about it? You just work on getting to a higher level man All right, this next question is in all caps, so please just pretend it's in all caps. Okay This is a howler. This is the howler
Starting point is 00:16:03 Yeah, this is the howler of questions Remember that guy who found shrimp tails in the cinnamon toast crunch. When was that Aaron? Oh my god January February March April January That was forever. That was actually in 2019. I'm pretty sure that happened in 2019 So we're going we're dialing all the way back to father time when father time himself was born Right went back to January when father time was a mere babe in a top hat in a sash. Yes It's actually March. What was March?
Starting point is 00:16:37 What it was March, honey? Wow, I need to get out of the house more I feel like every day is the same. There are no time markers guys It also it doesn't help being in LA where there's no seasons So every day is just the same day you're looking at the same four walls doing the same thing One day it's shrimp tails. The next day. It's Oprah Twitter in a nutshell every day is still the same day Hey, honey, yes, which of these podcasts was the most streamed globally of 2021
Starting point is 00:17:14 Call her daddy crime junkie The Joe Rogan experience Ted talks daily. No, nobody cares I'm gonna say Joe Rogan Yeah, that is correct. It is the Joe Rogan I don't have any figures to back that like I don't I don't have like yeah 3.5 billion straight like I don't know paging Dr. Rogan, that's it
Starting point is 00:17:43 That was the joke. He's a doctor because all of his expertise on the it's a good joke, honey horse dewormer That was also that that was gonna be another question of mine like when did Joe Rogan test positive for COVID? But I oh, I would have guessed August. I think that you're exactly right. I think it was it was August. I Got another one for you. Maybe even September. Anyway, okay. Yeah Honey, I forget When did Kim Kardashian file for divorce? February March it was April. No, no, they separated in January because on the same day of the insurrection People were like at work. We were it was so ridiculous
Starting point is 00:18:22 I'm in these zoom meetings at work and we're all just pretending like, you know, everything's fine Storming the Capitol and so it was just like so what's going on? Right, what's the hot goss on anything? How's your day in my go-to line in every meeting was like, oh my god Did you hear that's a good day to honey a broke up? Oh, it's wild That's a good go-to So I know that they announced their breakup I think the same day or the day before the insurrection. So that was in January. So she Basically, I already got the answer right and yeah didn't say it like well, but I'm asking when did she file for divorce?
Starting point is 00:19:01 What were the answers February March April or May? Yes, I don't know. I guess February February. Yeah, let's say February Now is this your gut or your heart? This is my brain saying if they announced that they broke up in January Why would they wait that much longer to file? So I'm gonna say February. Well, you should always trust your gut But the answer is February. Yeah, good job. You're welcome Also, that is the only marker in my time marker history, right? Where I'm like, yeah Oh, no, I know it happened on that day because that was my go-to line was hey Oh, we all want to just pretend like all this shit is happening. Let's just let's talk about stupid like performance measures and objectives Oh, okay. Yeah, that's the don't look
Starting point is 00:19:48 Kim and Kanye The perfect distraction. It's what our it's what our nation needed to heal All right, what's another one here? It's like that time when I was in high school By the way, just like saying it's honest. I swear this happened on 9 11 Mm-hmm the teachers were instructed and by the way, I grew up in a suburb of Philadelphia Which is not even two hours from New York. There were plenty of people that Live in the Philadelphia area that commuted to and from New York for work When 9 11 happened the teachers were instructed at our school to not talk about what happened
Starting point is 00:20:24 We all knew because we had TVs and all the classrooms and so everybody like watched it happen And then we weren't allowed to talk about it for the rest of the day. That seems wrong. Doesn't it? Talk about heads in the sand Preposterous like straight up looking back on it. I am blown like as a 14 year old I was like, you're I don't know. I especially at 14 year old enough to like learn about yes current events that you know Monument is yes. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, anyway Next question. Yes, which country won the most gold medals at this year's Olympics, USA China Japan
Starting point is 00:21:02 Great Britain. I think it was China. I feel like I also Read that. I'm gonna say China Final answer USA. Yeah, I'm really USA. Oh man, but you were close. Was China second? Yeah by one medal Yeah, one medal dang But you know, do you know what that medal was say? No, I don't know I just wrote down the numbers USA 39 China 38 Japan 27 Great Britain 22 How many Japan get 27 huh, sorry, I don't know the populations of like Japan, but versus the USA and
Starting point is 00:21:40 China, I feel like it's a much smaller population. Oh my god. Yeah, so I'd have to say fraction So I'm like, well, that's pretty impressive. It is it really is when you consider I don't know. You just think about the population of a country. Well, same thing is same with Great Britain Yeah, that's pretty. I'm like, wow, they have like two people there Kate Middleton and Megan Markle And Oprah oh Here's one for you, honey When did Daft Punk break up What a reaction
Starting point is 00:22:18 You heard me woman, I didn't know they broke up. Yeah, they did what month What are my options you don't get options fuck you when do they break up? October no February. I have no I live I did not know they broke up. Yeah Yeah, they broke up with like via an announcement video. Did anybody care? They haven't put on music since 2013 No, no, I mean like yes people cared, but no, they had not I think the the general consensus was they had already sort of kind of Sort of broken up, but it was like Kim and Kanye like they officially did bitch. We already knew that Yeah, and a heartbreaking video released in February Here's one for you since your memory is all a rattled
Starting point is 00:23:01 When did Norm MacDonald die? Oh I'll give you some options. Oh, no, okay, July August September October August September Should have listened to your brain's stomach
Starting point is 00:23:25 All right, I got a more fun one for you. Okay, here's a fun question so Who was the highest paid actor by a single role salary? This year highest paid actor via a single role. What's a single role? So like like they were one role Okay, like so like they got paid 20 million dollars to play Megan Markle in a movie. Yes. Okay, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. That's what I was gonna say But I think he's actually the most profitable. I Don't think he's the highest paid for a single role continue
Starting point is 00:24:01 Daniel Craig Will Smith what was he in this year? Oh, he was in that. Oh Denzel Washington, what was he in this year? I'm telling Okay, fuck. It's either Will Smith or Daniel Craig. All right, Daniel Craig was Bond. That's kind of a big deal Mm-hmm, and it was his last bond So if he had any bargaining power it would have been that I would think sure Will Smith is just Will Smith everybody loves him. Who doesn't?
Starting point is 00:24:35 He didn't know what a group on was though I thought it was a boat And you don't think it's Dwayne Johnson, I don't I don't think it was the rock I think the rock Dwayne the Johnson rock. I think the rock is best known for Being the most profitable which means sure You know, you know what a profit is. Okay. Um, Daniel Craig or Will Smith Fuck Will Smith is probably making at least 20 million movie now
Starting point is 00:25:09 But it's Daniel Craig I'm gonna say Daniel Craig just because it was his last bond and he's James Bond. I'm gonna say Daniel Craig final answer. So this is an example of You got to the correct answer But the wrong way. Oh Wow, or like you did all the steps wrong, but you still ended up at the same the right answer Okay, like one of those memes and here's why it wasn't though. That is it, you know
Starting point is 00:25:38 very reasonable guess He received a hundred million dollars. What? Yeah for a very lucrative and exclusive Netflix deal to star in two knives out sequels. What? Yeah 100 million dollars for two movies. Yeah, just just to secure the rights and exclusivity and all that shit What? Uh-huh. No way. Yeah, that's insane in second place Dwayne the Rock Johnson. This is projected, but 50 million for red one another Netflix movie he made 50 million dollars for a movie. Is that what people that's projected, right? It's 20 million dollars. Not the going rate anymore. I think I think I read whatever website this was that it was probably like
Starting point is 00:26:26 30 million plus, you know, some box office percentage. I think I would love to see what the inflation paid for Actors is compared to the average worker. Anyway, so I know would you know you wouldn't if I were smarter I'd be an economist. Anyway, continue. Will Smith Projected to have gotten 40 million for his role in King Richard King Richard. That's what I was a King James Was it? Yeah, and then Denzel Washington also 40 million dollars for and I'm unfamiliar with this the little things I don't know the little things. No Nor do I but I do have a fun question for you. So I won I win sure, but I have another fun question for you What was Trump banned from Twitter? That was like 2020. I think he was still in office
Starting point is 00:27:18 Shit I really would have told you like maybe like it was right after he got COVID which happened in October of 2020 So, um, wow, that was this year. I too would have guessed last year. Yeah, that was this year. It was this year I'm gonna say January. It is January. Yeah. I'm gonna say cuz January was a very problematic month I just thought that was interesting. It was I just thought that was interesting. I could have sworn that was earlier based on it By the way, I was oh never mind. I won't even go there. I think I have one last question for you. Okay, bit of a downer Oh, wow, really, you know bad note to end on but when did Larry King die? What are my options, you don't need options go with your gut heart brain
Starting point is 00:27:59 Your options are January February March April oh, I was gonna say June or June Okay, I am going to say Did he die from COVID? I don't know actually I'm gonna say April January
Starting point is 00:28:22 April Guys leave your homes, but like just do it safely and carefully But also leave your homes because staying inside your house is problematic for the brain Honey, I tallied up the results and oh my god. This is an Aaron is the funny one first You got all of them correct all of them. Wow. Why is that a surprise perfect score here? I mean it is it Aaron is the funny one. Yeah, I mean come on more like the smart one. Am I right listeners? I am a doctor after all. Let's do not forget. Um, I Just want to say thank you
Starting point is 00:28:57 For everybody who supported me during this hard and challenging time That quiz was one of the hardest I've ever taken and I studied for an entire year if you can believe it I can and I I worked I worked very hard for that perfect score and big shout out to all of The things that I remember like Kim and Kanye Announcing their breakup big shout out to them on the same day as the insurrection. So thank you to everybody But especially Kim and Kanye What's that sound Jack film we have a very special
Starting point is 00:29:37 horoscope segment today because While it is our first technical week of Capricorn season It's also the very last episode of 2021 and so with that We're going to have to celebrate a little bit differently. How so? Well I'm gonna need you to put your channeling pants on
Starting point is 00:30:01 and I'm gonna need you to Channel a little bit of a prediction for every single Sign, okay. Oh lord. Okay. Okay. You mean everyone gets a horoscope today Yes, everybody gets a horoscope today, but it's it's not really a horoscope for this week It's their horoscope for 2022 And what and it's a prediction of what the future is gonna look like I love that idea, but
Starting point is 00:30:30 Here's the thing. What's the thing is that I tried channeling myself a little bit and Little bit rocky, so I'm gonna need your help to kind of fill in the blanks a little bit, okay And by the way, I always have my channeling pants on Okay, Jack film, how might you describe yourself? Only one word one word oh man Mary Wow That's not part of the horoscope, but now now we know that you consider yourself marry sure interesting
Starting point is 00:31:09 What's a word you would use to describe one of your idols? genius What is the title of a leadership position? CEO What is an adjective to describe the month of january? Dismal what is an adjective that you would use to describe the year 2021? Can I say rocky? What is something you would do if you were drunk? You want like a single word answer? No, just yeah, something you do when you're drunk
Starting point is 00:31:36 Talk too loudly and for too long not not that I do. I just you know, I know someone or some people who do What's a mistake that you've made in the past? Chucking a whole bottle of chocolate liqueur That was college And I quickly threw it up. What is an event that occurred in 2021? The olympics boring. Um, I know but I'm trying to be safe What is an adjective that you would use to describe spider-man no way home? Ooh crowd-pleasing
Starting point is 00:32:13 What is a catchphrase used to promote safety? Wrap it up. Oh All right, what is something that happened to you in the eighth grade? I don't know. Okay. What's something that happened to you in middle school? um cried at recess because someone tripped me In middle school What a loser
Starting point is 00:32:41 How early middle school Not that eighth grade shit. I was a man by then. What's a neutral adjective? Like mediocre What is a verb? destroy What's a weird hobby? fingernail collecting Oh boy
Starting point is 00:33:01 What is a food item that you would buy at a drive-thru? Big Mac Okay, what's an activity that you do inside? Uh, say uh play video games. What is something that's pretty questionable? Playing porn in public What's the name of any app? Snapchat give me a year 1999
Starting point is 00:33:33 Give me the name of a celebrity. Give me the name of a youtuber I justine What is an empowering name you would call someone? Leader Where is this going? Um, what's an adjective to describe steve harvey? Um illiterate Oh my god Okay, what is something that we did in quarantine?
Starting point is 00:34:13 We played a lot of hunter-killer Playing board games. What is the synonym of exciting captivating? What is a type of punishment? Uh the rack. What is a verb ending in ing? bouncing What is the name of a place you'd go on a field trip to an elementary school? Oh the smithsonian
Starting point is 00:34:34 What is a figure who is meaningful in someone's life? teacher What is something you'd exclaim when you're frustrated? Jiminy christmas What's an adjective you'd use to describe chipwitch? Oh god unnecessary Give me a random number 42 an adjective classical
Starting point is 00:35:00 What's a word that rhymes with? the number two boo another word that rhymes with two Clue Another word that rhymes with two true Another word that rhymes with two
Starting point is 00:35:16 igloo Another word that rhymes with two a chew Another word that rhymes with you You figure new as an n e w another word that rhymes with two my goodness dew
Starting point is 00:35:38 d e w All right I think you're ready to go. Oh my gosh. Are our horoscopes ready to be presented to the public? That was a long one And how are we reading these are we taking turns? No, you're gonna read them. I'm gonna read them. Okay If you insist Welcome welcome everyone to jack's films as predictions for 2022 I am your genius host jack film and tonight
Starting point is 00:36:07 I will also be the chief executive officer of predicting our dismal futures I already can tell many rocky things happening Will we have a smidgen of talking too loudly and for too long? How about a pinch of chugging a whole bottle of chocolate liqueur? Or rather will we delight ourselves all over again with another olympics? How very crowd-pleasing Let me put my channeling pants on here real quick It says make whistle noises I can't
Starting point is 00:36:44 Okay, everybody wrap it up From the top make it drop Capricorn Your year will be filled with crying at resets because someone tricked you Sucks Aquarius your year will be mediocre, I guess Pisces expect the expected destroy it Aries
Starting point is 00:37:22 Take up fingernail collecting it will finally help you to overcome your fear of big bags Taurus take up outdoor video gaming Your friends and family will question you. What do they know? They don't even like playing part in public Yeah Gemini stop making fake snapchat profiles It's no longer 1999. You can only do that if you make sweet content like iJustine Sorry, I'm just imagining iJustine. Just like that's our brand making some fake snapchat accounts like posting them daily Cancer 2022 is gonna be your year you leader
Starting point is 00:38:17 Leo Sit down and shut the fuck up this year. Everyone thinks you're illiterate I don't know. I have to bully them like that. Like They're trying Virgo Maybe in 2022 you can play board games. How captivating Yeah, I board game out now Libra
Starting point is 00:38:41 The gods haven't forgiven you in fact We've all been talking about you and we all agree that you should face the rack. That's all. That's all Scorpio once you stop bouncing you'll take a big trip to the Smithsonian There you will meet your teacher They will reject you better luck in 2023 Damn Zoned by the teacher Sagittarius
Starting point is 00:39:13 Jiminy Christmas where the last four episodes not enough for you. Your neediness is unnecessary Focus on that in 2022 Phew All 42 astrological signs have a lot of classical things coming their way Before I end I've written a poem about 2022 2022 boo Clue
Starting point is 00:39:43 true It blew a shoe new do That's all and with that beaming arbor day little monsters Oh, thank you for including my favorite catchphrase you've ever made me say Oh, that was perfectly hellish, honey Great work on those. We did it together. It was a group effort. We did we channeled together with both of our channeling pants
Starting point is 00:40:12 and with that It was a hell of a year everybody Happy new year to you and yours and we can't wait to see you again next year We will be back in a few weeks when jack film gets back from his Second leg of his tour and we hope to see you then Otherwise have a wonderful holiday best of luck in 2022. It sounds like there's a lot going on for a lot of you and Can't wait to see you again. Also, don't forget
Starting point is 00:40:43 Call us at dad hug me 10 even during the break still checking messages still listening to the voicemails What would you like us to do in 2022? Please let us know We're gonna bring in a whole new season our schedules are wide open. We're gonna get through this winter together So we will see you then Until next year haters You

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