Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 316: My Butterfly
Episode Date: December 29, 2020On this week's episode, JD and Turk learn the consequences of the butterfly effect. Donald, Joelle, and Danl teach Zach about Power Rangers and Joelle's only seen the Spanish version of Chicken Little.... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Nice,
look at the tape
on his headphones.
Daniel,
can you get him
new headphones, please?
Yeah,
I can get him new headphones. Please, we're the most on his headphones Daniel, can you get him new headphones, please? Yeah, I can get him new headphones
Please, we're the most downloaded new comedy podcast
And the host can't have broken headphones
My headphones aren't broken anymore
Daniel has the power through iHeart
To send you new headphones
My headphones are no longer broken
If you look, I have this beautiful thing called
Painter's Tape
It holds it together well
I'm just saying that Danil has the hookup.
Hey, Danil, you could send me some new headphones,
and I appreciate that, but I'm going to tell you something right now.
These are working just fine, but if the people at iHeart feel like
it's not good enough.
I'm just saying we should milk iHeart for all the things they will give us
for free, like headphones.
I'd be happy to deliver you some headphones, Donald.
I feel like I should stand on another platform
when it comes to things that iHeart can give us for free.
Yeah, think about it.
Headphones, I don't think.
Yeah, let's think about the things that we should ask iHeart for
now that we are the number one new downloaded comedy of 2020.
Yeah, the most downloaded comedy new of 2020 and i think
that makes us number one that makes us number one in that category yes we found a category
we're number one we're number one i don't think we can um we can get much free from iheart other
than the gear to make the podcast like if your mic broke or your headphones broke or your digital recorder broke, I think
they'll gladly give you all that.
My laptop broke.
I need a new laptop.
I need a desktop.
I need a desktop and a laptop to make this podcast work.
I don't think they're going to do that.
I think it's going to be a tough sell.
I need Pro Tools.
I need Pro Tools.
Will sent us a very fancy bottle of tequila.
Did you get your bottle of tequila?
I did get my bottle of tequila.
I haven't opened it yet. Do you know that's a $300 bottle of tequila? I did get my bottle of tequila. I haven't opened it yet. Do you know that's
a $300 bottle of tequila?
So sip it.
You're not supposed to shoot it. You're supposed to sip it.
It's called sipping tequila,
which I didn't know was a thing, but I tried it
because I was told...
Did you shoot the sipping tequila?
No, I sipped it because I was told this
is very pricey tequila. You sip it, and
I sipped it, and it was nice.
It didn't hurt like tequila usually hurts.
Tequila hurts.
Maybe when you have a $300 bottle, it doesn't hurt so much.
You know what we should do?
What's that, Donald?
Since Will is in the giving mood.
Yes.
Doesn't Will have a mom named Paulette?
Yes.
Paulette. Will, who is our uh our overloaded
iheart and made this whole thing happen his mom paulette is a big fan of the podcast and she's 70
years old so we're 70 years old happy birthday the fact that you are listening to my loud ass
and your 71st time around the sun is amazing. I hope this makes your day.
I hope my loudness right now is so loud that you're like,
woo-hoo-hoo-hoo, it's my birthday.
Oh, my God.
I wish I had that energy at 1030 in the morning.
I can't drink enough coffee to have that kind of energy at 1030 in the morning.
I am manufacturing this.
Once this is done, I will.
You're going to get woozy.
You're going to get woozy.
I'm going to get very woozy. I'm going to get very woozy.
I'm going to get very woozy.
I showed Florence Trading Places.
She had never seen it.
Oh, my God.
We can make it, baby.
Me and you.
You bitch.
It's a masterpiece.
It really is a masterpiece of a film.
But you're wearing a leather hosen.
You don't remember that part?
I do. I remember the whole thing.
Yeah, for sure, from Sweden. I just watched it.
And it's amazing
that Dan Aykroyd in blackface
thought that he would pass
as an African-American man.
Dude, I told you, man.
What he says
when he walks into the freaking train car,
I certainly hope there's some space on this train for me.
That shit is hilarious.
With the Jamaican accent.
I'm laughing at it, and I shouldn't be laughing at it.
I'm sorry.
It's so bad.
I mean, it's so horrible, but it's just funny that in the world of the movie,
the characters thought that that was going to fly.
In the world of the movie, the Dan Aykroyd character, Louis Winthorpe, who is, let's just talk about his background.
He's probably Ivy League all the way.
Yeah.
All he's ever done is Ivy League.
All he's ever done is Ivy League.
When did he go to Jamaica long enough to study how Jamaican people talk one,
act two, and picked up the dialect, right?
Like, where did he go to school that he was able to accomplish this?
And then not only that, when they were like okay we need to freaking it's espionage we need to figure out a way to get on it on the on the train we when we get on the train we got to figure out a way to get that briefcase okay what
do you have that is useful for this situation and lewis winthor lewis ray lou Louis raises his hand and goes, will I do a great Jamaican accent so if you paint me in blackface,
I can get on to this, I can probably get the suitcase?
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of here, dude!
And Billy Ray Valentine, Eddie Murphy's character, was like, yes,
I think that blackface is probably the best angle for you for this train.
Well, you just made me realize something I didn't realize before. Is
Dan Aykroyd's character
in a
costume because it's a
sort of a
New Year's Eve costume party?
No, because he says,
I saw you at some conference.
At the Great African...
We had a great time at the Bambulele.
Bambule, Bambule, Bambulele, ha! Bambule, Bambule, Bambulele, ha!
Bambule, Bambule, Bambulele, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
So they're not in costume.
These people are actually playing.
He's an actual Jamaican dude, and Eddie's an African dude,
and they met at an African – at a conference for Jamaican and African people.
Right, but here's where I just realized that the movie is a little confusing.
Is that all those people get in that train cabin and they're in costume.
And it's a costume party on the train.
But they're actually not.
I mean, that's just a little bit something I didn't realize before.
Like they're in fake costumes.
There's a costume party on the train.
They could have dressed as anything.
They could have dressed as anything.
Why did they have to be such broad characters?
Why did he have to be in blackface?
Oh, no, no, no, because he knows what Winthorpe looks like.
Hold on now.
He could have put a mask on.
No, it's a costume party.
Yes, that's true.
He could have put a Darth Vader mask on or something like that,
and that would have been a wrap.
Also, the guy in the gorilla costume looks nothing like a gorilla.
And yet you're supposed to believe looks enough like a gorilla that,
that everyone's convinced that there's a,
there's two gorillas.
Not only that,
but that the other gorilla in there thinks that the person in the gorilla
costume is a female gorilla.
Also.
Yeah. Yeah. All right. There's a couple of holes in the movie, is a female gorilla also. Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
There's a couple of holes in the movie, but it's a masterpiece and I love it.
So if you've never seen trading places,
I mean,
I don't,
I can't believe you exist,
but if you've never seen trading places,
my girlfriend hadn't and,
and she loved it.
And we had a good laugh.
All right,
Donald,
let's,
let's start the show.
Why don't you,
why don't you give us some numbers that people love to hear? One, two, three, four. Those aren't the numbers, Donald. Five, six, seven, eight. Good episode.
I remember thinking at the time this butterfly looked so fake.
It looks even faker in 2020.
Dude, I'm going to be honest with you.
I just have a vague memory of this episode and so
because of that i felt like when i was watching i was like oh i know what's gonna happen at the end
and then there was that fake out but then it happens but then what happened i thought was
gonna happen happens but there's that little fake out there where you're like oh shit this is gonna
go the other way it's gonna go the other way. It's going to go the other way. And it doesn't. Yeah, they subvert what you expect, which is good.
You don't want your audience guessing the end of the plot,
so it's always good to subvert expectations and shake it up.
And I thought this was a clever episode,
having it go one way in the first part and the other way in the second.
That was clever.
Yeah.
And then it made me think, you know what?
I should have...
I tried to write down all the things that were different.
We'll see if we nail it.
Okay.
Do you have a recap ready for the world?
I do.
I think it's going to be a short one today.
I think it's not going to be as long.
All right.
Well, you're going to fuck up the graph guy's graph,
but hold on.
Let me get my stopwatch. All right. I bet you're going to fuck up the graph guy's graph, but hold on, let me get my stopwatch.
I bet you at the end of the day, it'll somewhat come back down to that 30 mark.
Okay, here you go. On your mark, get set, go.
In this episode, we enter the Scrubs multiverse, where things are different, but the same.
Elliot doesn't want to let a little girl down.
Turk believes he's found his new lucky charm.
And the janitor has an army of
custodians hidden in his closet. Oh man, what I'd do if I had a do-over. Hindsight is 20-20.
Thank goodness for 20-21. But imagine if at midnight, when the ball dropped,
20-20 started all over again. No! By the way, that was exactly 30 seconds,
and you had a beautiful little,
is it a pun there?
2020, hindsight is 2020.
And then into 2021,
head explode emoji.
You like that?
Very clever.
Was that you or the ganja coming up with that?
It's the ganja.
It's a lot of ganja.
Was it you and the ganja working in cahoots to come up with that little pun? It was a lot of ganja. It was a lot of ganja uh coming up with that it's a ganja it's a lot of ganja was it you in the ganja working
in cahoots to come up with that little pun it was a lot of ganja it was a lot of and when i said it
and when i said it i said it a while ago but when i said it i was like yeah i've come up with the
new shit very clever all you rap artists out there yes donald was willing to license. You're welcome. Donald is willing to license his hindsight is 2020,
but it's turning 2021 thing.
DaBaby, you're welcome.
Is DaBaby a popular rap artist?
DaBaby is fire, dude.
Holy cow.
Look, yo, I was sleeping.
He's the one that talks like, he talks like, kind of like,
he got his voice kind of raps me, DaBaby. Who the one that talk like, that's the one that talks like, he talks like, kind of like, his voice kind of raps me, DaBaby.
Who the one that talks like, that's the one, yeah.
I got pride, I'm cautious.
He's Southern, I'm cautious.
I don't know any of the DaBaby's work.
He's from Charlotte.
I wouldn't describe his voice as raspy necessarily,
but he's got a very deep voice.
But he kind of talks like this.
I'm cautious.
I can't do it. I can't do the brother justice. But anyway, yo,
Flava. Flava. DaBaby. DaBaby.
I don't really know DaBaby's work,
but I don't really listen to
rap. If you sit in the car and you just want to listen to
some stuff, go to your iTunes.
You're on iTunes. Hit the hip-hop
thing. It's nothing but all of the top
hip-hop artists. I hit it
and DaBaby came on and
DaBaby was fire.
If you get a chance, watch the video for the song
Bop, B-O-P.
That's pretty good. Daniel, is that the new
computer you built on your workbench there?
It is. This is the new computer I built.
You can have one of those. Daniel builds computers
from scratch. You could have one just like that.
Daniel also charges a lot
of money for his computers. He's like,
you know the difference?
Listen, here's the difference between Danil
What was that spot that used to come?
I'm sure Danil's not going to try and make a lot of money off of you,
but it's a lot of time it takes. You gotta pay
for his time, cheap bastard.
My rates are very competitive.
Are they?
Are they competitive with...
What's that?
What's that?
Are they competitive with fries?
Absolutely.
If you try to get one of these big box stores to build a computer for you,
they're going to be like,
well, that's going to be a pretty penny right there,
but I'm happy to help you if you need it.
But anyway, Donald, if you need a fancy gaming computer,
Dan does custom builds.
And then he also, he streams, what do you call it?
You Twitch stream?
Twitch.
Very good.
I sound like such an old man.
He Twitch streams building the computer,
so you could actually watch your computer being made.
That's true.
Wow.
Thank you for the plug.
Yeah.
Everybody, what's your stream, Dan?
You can't ever lie and be like, well, I work this much on the plug. Yeah. Everybody, what's your stream, Daniel? If you're into this.
You can't ever lie and be like, well, I work this much on the computer.
They can actually sit there and watch.
No, yeah, yeah.
Remind people, Daniel, what your stream is. Twitch.tv slash DJ underscore Daniel.
D-A-N-L.
Come check me out.
And if you're interested in these kinds of things, you know, I'm sure some of you are.
You can watch Daniel and his friends chat while they build computers from scratch it's pretty
cool thank you you're so sweet thank you i know i am by the way i got you guys lovely christmas
presents um and donald's gonna try and say they're from both of us they're not um they're just from
me i'm sure donald's are on the on on their way to your house as well Look at his face
I'm gonna be honest
I didn't know we were doing gifts this year
Well I
There's no rules
This is our first Christmas together
But I decided to get them presents
You usually save gifts for second Christmases
No that's bullshit
That's what I recall
We're the most number one comedy podcast
Download new They deserve a present You wanna say that in English? That's bullshit. That's what I recall. We're the most number one comedy podcast download new.
They deserve a present.
You want to say that in English?
I don't know.
I can never say it right the first time.
You didn't even say that in Yoda.
You didn't even say that right in Yoda.
There's too many adjectives.
There's too many adjectives.
Number one new comedy podcast 2020.
Yeah.
Downloaded.
No, no. This is Yeah. Download it. Number one.
No, no.
This is how you say it.
The number one
most downloaded
new comedy podcast.
In 2020.
In 2020.
Fuck off.
All right.
Let's talk about this episode.
Okay.
So, first of all,
there's an exterior
establishing shot of Cox
entering the hospital.
I told you we shot those.
I told you.
I know.
And I never, we shot them all at once, obviously,
in the beginning of the show,
and I don't think they've ever used this one of Cox entering the hospital
in a hurry.
It's my first time ever seeing that.
I've never seen that.
So there you go.
There's a little trivia.
And then it's weird because then all of a sudden he's in the hospital.
If not, why not cut from that into him entering the hospital?
Why cut from that into you guys already on the first floor or, I mean, the third floor walking, doing your rounds?
I don't know.
It's weird.
Those shots are always weird, those establishing shots.
I don't know why they use them.
I mean, it's not even the same hospital.
They're just odd.
But I guess they have to remind people we're in a hospital, so they cut to a big shot, big wide shot of a hospital.
Or that the people don't live there and that they arrive there, I guess.
I don't know.
At 45 seconds, you say, dude, too deep, which we told you the origin of too deep.
We'll remind the audience.
I had no idea it made the show.
I had no idea.
This was probably something that you were like, yo, say too deep.
Well, too deep had become a running joke with us because as as as fans of the podcast
recall my brother and i were once super stoned and um we were walking up the stairs and he put
sneaking in sneaking yes sneaking in late and he put his finger in my butt cheeks no in your
butthole well yeah i had pants on i don't want anyone to think like we were like walking up the
stairs naked and and i just and i and i turned back to
him and i said instead of saying dude what the fuck are you doing i said dude too deep and we
both started just belly laughing at the fact that it wasn't that i was object objecting to the touch
it was that the touch had gone too deep yeah because it's like look i'm trying to get we're
trying to get in here quietly yeah and you're distracting me by sticking your finger too deep later on fine now not the
time no no i disagree i think my analysis was that what was funny about it was that it was saying
i'm not i don't mind that you put your fingers between my cheeks but this time you've gone too
deep anyway this stupid joke became a running gag between me and donald and uh and finally made it to Scrubs in season 3 episode what is it? 316.
Wow.
Took a few years. Power Rangers
I have no knowledge of the Power Rangers.
I was going to ask you about that. I was like what do you know
about the Power Rangers? Obviously you know nothing
because Power Rangers ho does not
exist. Power Rangers ho
doesn't exist.
The Power Rangers whatever age they were intended for it was not me because I have no knowledge of the Power Rangers? Oh, it doesn't exist. The Power Rangers, whatever age
they were intended for, it was not me
because I have no knowledge of the Power Rangers.
Joelle, were they your age range?
The very first costume I got to pick out for myself
for Halloween was the Pink Ranger
Kimberly. And it was amazing.
Classic.
You were either a Kimberly or a Tommy.
You had to choose.
Can you explain to me the lore of that?
What is their story?
Yeah, they're high school students.
We don't have to go through the whole lore of the actual show.
Just give me the cliff notes.
There's a very fun nerd out behind the scenes lore of how the show got made here in America.
But we're going to sidestep that for five teenagers at school.
Basically, aliens came to Earth.
There's one good alien.
He gives them some powers.
When they team up, they can make a big giant droid a la Transformers.
They're friends.
They do some karate.
They hang out in the desert.
They ride motorcycles.
They're the epitome of cool.
But it was very B, right?
It was kind of done like a B movie?
No, it's very, very, very like the epitome of a syndicated show.
There was the network shows, and then there were the syndicated shows that you made strictly for syndication.
You would go away and shoot a crap ton of them.
It wasn't necessarily on any network any network just networks would buy it and
then they would use it as filler like a like a b sci-fi movie yeah well i mean my my there's a whole
there's a whole bunch of things that are attached to this but yeah sure you could call it a b sci-fi
movie it had crazy to me of like was there an asian influence to it well yeah it was a bunch
of asian car it was asian
television shows that they and for some like if you notice everything comes in five in uh in uh
anime right so like you know voltron was five cats uh you know g-force five people you know it goes
it's like that and so when the television shows have a bunch, and it's always colorful too.
Like there's the red one, there's the green one, there's the white one.
So there's a bunch of shows.
Is it from Japan?
Yeah, I guess, right?
Japan.
There are a bunch of shows from Japan where there are different characters, but for some reason they always dress in green, yellow, red, blue, and black.
Right?
And so now you have all of these different shows out there that you could.
And for some reason, they always transform into a giant robot and fight in the city also.
The show has an Asian influence is what you're saying.
They use actual shots from like these old TV shows.
TV shows.
It's called Super Sentai.
Super Sentai was part of the Superhero Time programming block
with Kamen Rider.
Well, I totally missed this.
I just remember them fighting really ridiculous
looking monsters.
Putties.
Good times.
Alright.
Alright.
It's the Butterfly episode, for those of you who are following along, talking about the butterfly effect and how one moment can change everything.
And just a little moment of decor from the design department.
When Elliot first enters the little girl's room that she's helping, there's butterfly decorations all over the walls.
Did you notice that, Donald?
I did not notice that.
Little subtle thing.
You're looking for your Tabasco do-rag because it's your lucky Tabasco surgical do-rag.
And we see what happens if he doesn't have his Tabasco do-rag.
Randall will pop out of a patient's body and punch Turk in the ding-ding.
So he needs to find that do-rag.
Do you think Todd wants to fuck Turk?
I think so, yes. Yeah, I mean, this was the first
episode where it really kind of came
out. If not fuck,
he wants to at least see his penis
and put it on his face.
Take his penis and just like
put it on his face.
Yeah, just lie it down. Lie Turk's penis down on his face. Yeah, just lie it down.
Yeah, just lie down.
Lie Turk's penis down on his face.
Drape it.
Drape it.
Drape it.
Drape it.
Drape his cock on your face.
No, no, no, not on Turk's face.
He wants Turk to drape his cock on his face.
Oh, okay.
On Turk's face.
Either way, he wants cock drapage yes um
i am there's two moments early on the show where i'm like
todd wants to fuck turk like i mean we've already established that he's
you know bisexual and open to lots of things and um he clearly is reaching into your ass and
um i don't know there's just lots of he
doesn't want me to wear underwear he's like don't ever wear underwear yeah he talks about not you
know he's very into very into your your groin time so like i said he wants to put it on his face
now what is a do so are the surgical things you wore did they call those do rags i don't know
okay now the classic like do-rag the black one that you
see like men wearing in the city what's the point of that the city is so funny dude what
what you don't see them too many do-rags in south orange new jersey
yeah i could show you some white boys with waves, boy.
I'm telling you right now, it's all, it's all.
No, I'm asking you what the, I'm asking you, not a jokey question.
I'm asking you what the original, of the satiny one that you see like all the time.
It's to lay the hair flat, right?
And it gets so flat that it starts to get wavy, right? And so you put a do-rag on to maintain these waves
after you brush your hair.
I see.
Okay.
And the surgical thing was obviously just to keep your hair up.
But I was wondering if they really called them what they really called them,
the surgeons called them, if they called them do-rags
or we just called them do-rags.
Well, it could be a do-rag.
I mean, all it is is a rag that gets moist enough
after you've brushed your hair to make your hair do wavy things.
I see.
All right.
See, I learned something.
You're all learning something here on the podcast.
So there's two pairs of breasts early on in the show.
Right.
There's a large pair of female breasts that are out, and then there's a pair of men's breasts, a man who is heavyset enough to have breasts.
who has sort of his heavy set enough to have breasts.
This is one of those moments where I feel like awkward thinking of the casting where they're like,
put a call out for men with male breasts.
I mean, if they exist and they know they exist,
why would it be awkward?
It's just, you know, the guy shows up that morning
and he's having coffee and he's-
Dude, you don't got to feel sorry for nobody.
He's getting paid money.
He was like, yo, you know, I'm playing the dude with the boobs. I'm the dude with the boobs. I know. As he's sipping having coffee. Dude, you don't got to feel sorry for nobody. He's getting paid money. He was like, yo, I'm playing the dude with the boobs.
I'm the dude with the boobs.
I know.
As he's sipping his coffee.
He's very excited about it.
I'm just sharing with you that whenever there's these moments in anything,
in any film, even TV show, I have nothing to do with.
I'm always a little like, oh, man, I had to come to work.
He's like, yeah, hi, I'm the large-breasted male.
And they're like, okay, right here, sir.
And then when he got the check and got the Xbox,
he was like, best day ever.
Hey, and if he liked women,
he got to spend the day next to a woman with giant breasts
and talk to her.
So maybe that was nice for him.
And if he was an actor, he was on Scrubs.
Yeah, that's true.
By the way, you say regarding her breasts,
you say, look at them, all snuggly and safe and whatnot.
Regarding her breasts, you say, look at them, all snuggly and safe and whatnot.
I thought that was the funniest way for a man to ogle.
Ogle or ogle?
Is it ogle or ogle?
I say both.
Every time this word comes to my brain, I wonder if it's ogle or ogle.
You at home, is it ogle or ogle?
What do you say? Oh, thank you.
I was pretending like I heard them, Donald.
Let me try it again.
You at home, is it ogle or ogle?
Oh, thank you.
You know what was a big hit?
What?
Us saying people's names who don't usually get their names said.
Oh, really?
A lot of people were happy.
They were like, you said my name!
Let's all pick
a really random name
that doesn't often get said and say hi to that person.
Yeah, because I said Toc. I was like, Tick
and Toc. And somebody's name
was actually Toc. And they were like,
thank you for saying my name. Nobody ever says my name.
We're each going to say hello to a random
name that isn't common. Ready? I'm going to go
first. Wait, don't make up some bullshit
and be like... No, no, it's got to be a real name.
It's just not that common a name.
Hey, Clarence.
How are you?
Thanks for listening.
Donald?
Apple.
Blue.
Armenia.
I said one name.
Savant.
You said hello to Chris Martin's child.
Etheridge.
I don't know if Chris Martin's child listens to the show
But I hope he does
Okay, Joelle, you're up
Good morning, Amara
Stop, let Joelle go, go ahead, Joelle
Good morning, Amara
Amara, how are you?
Welcome, thanks for listening
Shanika
Shanika
I will say good morning to my friend Ify Shakude.
Ify Shakude.
Jamila!
Jamila!
Jamila!
Okay.
Jaram!
Jaheem!
All right, everybody.
Welcome to the show.
Thanks for listening.
The banjo fantasy.
People are probably polarized on the banjo, but I love the banjo.
I think the banjo makes everything better. Daniel, you seem like a guy who might like the banjo, but I love the banjo. I think the banjo makes everything better.
Dan, you seem like a guy who might like the banjo.
I mean, it's hard not to like a banjo, in my personal opinion.
The banjo always makes me smile.
It's great.
I love it.
Every time I hear it in the score, I love it.
I just love banjo.
Do you know what I think of when I hear banjo?
What?
Steve Martin.
I think of Steve Martin every when i hear banjo what steve martin i think of steve martin every time
i hear banjo steve martin steve martin you made banjo so happy for me yeah thank you you may not
know this if you're listening but steve martin is an excellent banjo player and um like that was his
act back in the day he would come on stage with a banjo. I loved Mumford and the Sons and then they got a lot of shit
for having so much banjo.
And then suddenly they put out an album without the banjo.
And I missed the banjo. I was like,
where's the banjo?
You know what I'm saying, Donald?
I do.
Is there banjo in that?
Are you freaking kidding me?
I've never heard of Mumford and Sons. I don't know.
You might be listening to DaBaby.
I do like DaBaby, but I do like Mumford & Sons.
You know what would make DaBaby better? Banjo.
Do you know what...
Do you know, speaking of Mumford & Sons,
this guy sounds a little bit like
them to me.
He only has one really big...
He was an American Idol.
Phillip Phillips.
No, you're not alone.
This is the place of your home.
Settle down.
It'll all be clear.
Don't pay attention to demons.
They fill you with fear.
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
I don't know who this is.
Are you never, you don't, this is on every, wait, hold on.
I'm sorry.
Is that American Idol?
Zach, are you American?
I'm American, yes.
Yes, I am.
I don't watch American Idol.
I don't watch American Idol.
That is probably the most American-played song other than this.
That's everywhere.
Other than the Star Spangled Banner, Philip Phillips,
and No, You're Not Alone, Your Home.
That shit is played all the time, everywhere.
I've never heard of Philip Phillips.
We probably lost listeners.
Come back, listeners.
Come back, listeners.
I can feel people going, eh, fuck this episode.
Why?
Because I sang Philip Phillips?
It's just too much and too loud.
I'm like, my ears hurt.
I love you.
Your ears don't hurt.
I got this shit turned all the way down, guys.
So, sorry.
Speaking of ears hurting, Daniel, how dare you stifle me and turn me down on the headphone?
Listen, man, I'm listening to the show, and now you're turning me down?
You're turning me down?
Yes.
You're turning me down.
You're turning me down.
You're turning me down.
People run with you in their ears, and it's too much. You're blowing people out. If anything turning me down. You're turning me down. People run with you in their ears.
It's too much.
You're blowing people out.
If anything, it makes them run faster, man.
When somebody yells, that's instinctual to run faster.
When you hear somebody yell, your instinct is to pick up the pace.
And then you go, whoa, shit.
I better run faster.
I'm helping people, man.
I'm helping people.
Don't be mad at me. I'm helping you. I'm helping people, man. I'm helping people. Don't be mad at me.
I'm helping you.
I'm helping you, and you guys aren't appreciating it.
You are too loud sometimes, and so Daniel is our safeguard against hurting people's ears.
And let's talk about my followers, man.
What the fuck is going on, guys?
Oh, no.
What's going on?
I love all of you that are following me now.
I love you so much.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it. We did it. We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
What did we do?
What did we do?
I gained, since this podcast, I gained over 100 and something thousand followers.
That's incredible.
That's huge.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
And I'd hate to sound like an asshole, but it's not enough.
It's not enough.
I know.
I'm an asshole.
I'll be the asshole. I'll be the asshole. It's not enough. I know. I'm an asshole. I'll be the asshole.
I'll be the asshole.
It's not the best look to grovel for followers.
They love you, and people will follow you.
Right.
But I need more.
I want more.
I need more.
All right.
Let's circle back to the show.
In the words of Sharpay from High School Musical.
Oh, God.
Wow.
I need, I need, I need, I need, I need, I need.
I want fabulous.
I want fabulous.
Too much?
Did I go too far?
We got to talk about the show.
Oh, okay.
I've had my moment.
The coffee is kicked in.
Come on, buddy.
Let's take a break.
We'll be right back after these fine words.
If you've been following the news, you know that from health care access to safe schools, LGBTQ plus rights are under attack.
And it's about time queer and trans youth get the microphone
and tell their stories in their own words.
I'm Raquel Willis.
Join me on my new podcast, Queer Chronicles,
a show where LGBTQ plus folks tell their own stories in their own words.
This season, teens will share all about growing up
in political battleground states. I wish I could feel more comfortable in my own body here, but
that's just not the case. And follow along as they discover what queer and trans liberation
means to them. This isn't running away from yourself. It's running into who you want to
grow into. Listen to Queer Chronicles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever
you get your most fabulous shows. Hey, everybody, welcome to Across Generations, where the voices
of Black women unite in powerful conversations. I'm your host, Tiffany Cross. Tiffany Cross.
I want you all to join me and be a part of sisterhood, friendship, wisdom, and laughter.
In every episode, we gather a seasoned elder. But even with a child, there's no such thing
as the wrong thing if you love them. Myself as the middle generation. I don't feel like I have
to get married at this big age in life,
but it is a desire I have and something that I've navigated in dating.
And a vibrant young soul
for engaging intergenerational conversations.
I'm very jealous of your generation
that didn't have to deal with Instagram and Tinder.
This is Across Generations,
where Black women's voices unite
and together, you know how we do, we create magic.
Listen to Across Generations podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Beauty Translated Season 3 is coming soon with what? A second host?
with what? A second host? I'm Carmen Laurent and this season I am joined full time by world-renowned Janie Danger. Janie, what are we talking about in season three? We're talking about life, Carmen.
Beauty Translate is about the many fragmented lives spreading across this rich tapestry of
the trans experience. Janie, this sounds like an all new format.
Podcasting 2 is finally here.
Thoughtful perspectives on current events.
Stunning, sexy, bold interviews with an all-star lineup of guests. And the all new Beauty Translated Loveline, the first ever.
Be a part of the Beauty Translated Transcendental Podcasting Experience
by calling our helpline
at 678-561-2785.
For any problem you may have,
we will do our best to make it worse.
Listen to Beauty Translated Season 3
on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bye. Bye.
Hi, this is Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty.
You may know me from, let's see, 90210, Charmed, Mallrats, Heathers, probably also know me from
my stage four cancer diagnosis and sharing that journey with so many
of you. There's something so authentic about a podcast. It's me connecting, me talking raw
in the moment. That's what my goal is to give you, to talk about why I feel that cancer to
a certain extent is a gift, what my responsibilities are as a person with
cancer, because I think that there's something so much bigger than me. And to be honest, I'm still
trying to find out what that is. And maybe together we'll find it. It's going to be a wild ride. So I
hope that you all tune in. Listen to Let's Be Clear shannon doherty on the iheart radio app apple
podcast or wherever you listen to podcasts let's go back to the show um so jd has made a homemade
dolls of cox and jd we learned he made action figures. Action figures. He's acting out JD and Cox together at home.
Yes.
And his dream is coming true.
Apparently Kelso has said to Turk, quote, homeboy, get your Ketamobile off the road.
Yes.
Right before.
Yes.
Yes.
He did say that too. Yes, right before Yes Also
Carla
Eats couch candy
On the low
Yeah, Bill does that
Bill's the kind of guy that you'd pass the candy bar
And he'd be like, ooh
And it would be open and he'd eat it
He has no, I mean, nowadays
I'm sure he's changed his ways
But I remember always being grossed out about him
He had no germ fears and would just grab.
Although this is, I don't know, would you eat a Snickers bar if you found it on the couch and it was half open?
Nowadays, no.
No, but I mean like in normal times?
Yeah, why not?
You might be like someone in my family at it.
It's good.
I'll have that.
Yeah, I mean, you know when shit changes.
I'll have that.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, you know, when shit changes, when you have kids and you see them eating stuff and then you look at it and you know that that could be a cold or the flu or whatever
it is that they caught at school and you're looking at them eating and they're like, I'm
not going to eat anymore, but it's something you want to eat.
That's when you're playing roulette.
You know what I mean?
That's when it's like, all right, here we go.
Yeah.
Cause your kids are little germ factories right absolutely i have a question about the do
rag yeah uh does you know so it's clear turk obviously has superstitions and holds lucky
charms you know as uh you know as value and stuff but do you guys have anything like that do you
guys have silly superstitions?
I know Zach,
you were talking about how,
when you were younger,
you had OCD and that's kind of like a superstition.
Yeah.
Do you still have that going on?
I,
well,
I don't,
I see it just like OCD in a sense.
I have little superstitions that I just go,
well,
I think it's ridiculous,
but just to be safe,
I'm not going to walk under a ladder,
stuff like that.
Or like I was told when I was a kid that putting a hat on the bed is bad luck.
Yeah, I still don't do that.
I saw that in a movie.
I don't let any hats on the bed.
What is that, drugstore cowboy, right?
I don't open umbrellas inside the house.
Wasn't that Kelly Lynch, drugstore cowboy that said that?
I don't know.
Is that right?
I don't know.
I just know that I don't do it. Do you have any superstitions you don't do said that i don't know is that right i don't know i just know that
i don't do it do you have any superstitions you don't do things you don't do let me see
if you broke a mirror would you think you seven years bad luck i try my well i try my hardest not
to break mirrors because of that yeah i don't want to break a mirror um dan what about you
yeah you know i think subconsciously in the back of my head i'm like oh don't walk under that Um, Dana, what about you? Yeah. You know,
I think subconsciously in the back of my head,
I'm like,
Oh,
don't walk onto that ladder. But I don't think in my heart of hearts,
I would believe it.
If I walked under a ladder and was like,
fuck bad luck.
No,
I don't really believe it,
but like I,
there's a part of me.
And like I said,
I think it made circle back to my OCDness where I'm just like,
well,
just to be safe.
I'm not going to walk out on the ladder.
Yeah.
Don't you also feel like as a theater kid
though, as a theater kid, I feel like I have
hell of superstitions.
Gotta leave the ghost light on.
You don't say Macbeth in the theater.
I will always say
break a leg.
I mean, you know, there's no
certainly no GL in the theater.
Never.
You don't say Macbeth in the theater.
That's considered huge bad
luck so you say the scottish play the scottish play oh sorry what if you're performing macbeth
then well then you can't really no you can if you you can say the words macbeth as they're used in
the show of course but um because macbeth is you know about witches and sorcery uh there's always
just been this long-standing theater tradition that you do not say Macbeth.
It's like the worst luck for your play.
And so instead you say the Scottish play.
There you go.
A little theater trivia for you.
Todd says to Elliot, I got a pink doggy, but it's not little.
Calls his cock a pink doggy, but it's not little. Calls his cock a pink doggy.
Now, when JD and Elliot
enter the janitor's closet, that's pretty
funny. They find for the first time... Wait, before we get there,
you're skipping something. You're skipping
something that you did really good, and we should
talk about this, but what a great Dr.
Cox you did. Oh, thank
you. My big Dr. Cox rant.
That was very good. You even had some of the
faces in the, ah, I know.
Healy.
I must have worked on that because that's not a
monologue you just want to show up and do. I'm sure
that I memorized
that and worked on that. Yeah, we didn't make it
to Joseph's the night before that one.
No, no. I had to put the work in for that
because Johnny was so
amazing and how hard he'd work on those and how much memorization they took.
And he talked on the show with us about how often they'd change and he'd be like, oh, you're killing me.
But he could do it.
He was so good at it.
So for me, I know that I wanted to do a good job, especially doing it in his face to him.
So, yeah, it was funny.
doing it in his face to him.
So, yeah, it was funny.
Right.
You know what's crazy is that there's no connection between you two in your shot.
Like, it's just a one or it's just a one.
It's just you in the frame.
It's not an over or anything like that.
So there's a possibility that Johnny wasn't there when you did it. No, he was there.
I'm sure he was there.
Johnny was always there.
That's one thing that's always true i remember when there would be like it would be it could even be
johnny we need to wrap you so that we can make your turnaround tomorrow but we still have to
finish this scene we still have like another half an hour 20 minutes on this scene but you can go
home we're gonna just shoot zack's or donald's coverage johnny another half an hour 20 minutes on this scene but you can go home
we're gonna just shoot zack's or donald's coverage johnny would stay the extra 20 minutes and be like
all right just just let's just shoot the shit and then i don't think i've ever worked with one of
these douchebag people you hear about that don't stay for off-camera coverage i've never i've never
had that experience have you ever in your life no i don't think I ever have. For those of you not in
the business. So when the shot, then, you know, when you're shooting closeups of people and let's
say it's a scene between me and Donald and you've already done my closeup and now it's time to shoot
his closeup and I'm doing the quote off camera dialogue with Donald. I'm not being filmed,
but I'm there to act with him and make sure and be, you know, do the scene and make sure his performance is good as he has done for me.
So there is there are tales of people that are such divas that they don't even stay for the other actors coverage.
The famous apparently Rod Steiger said that Marlon Brando was not in the car for his coverage of the famous moment of of I could have been a contender.
Really? Yeah. coverage of the famous moment of of i could have been a contender um really yeah like you can if you if you look this stuff up you can find like famous moments in cinema history where the other
actor or some sort of was doing some sort of diva behavior and not there but on scrubs we never did
that because we were all very supportive of each other yeah you considered a douchebag if you do
that i mean i guess you have to be – I don't know, man.
I don't know if this is the way – and correct me if I'm wrong.
But in some ways, I guess you have to be selfish as an actor to reach that level of – you know what I mean?
No, but I'm saying –
If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
I'm sure.
I've had the opportunity to work with De Niro and Morgan Freeman, all these people.
They're doing what you dream of, and that is they're not just doing their off-camera dialogue.
They're doing it as intensely as they did their on-camera so that you, the actor, have something powerful to work off of.
The other thing that's annoying is when the other actor's off-camera and they're like tired and yawning and like half paying attention.
You're like, come on, man.
Be present for me.
Be here.
I need you.
That is the truth, man.
Because sometimes your cues are taken off of how the other person is reacting to.
Of course.
You know, and that's tough.
And, yeah, I've experienced it a couple times.
I'm not going to say any names, but they know who they are.
No, I didn't want to expect you to say any names, but I just wanted to.
But you didn't have that experience at scrubs no one would ever do that
at scrubs no no no no no no no no no um all right so yeah so jd and elliot entered the janitor's
closet for the first time and it was very funny shot we see all the other janitors they all have
the same hairstyle as neil um there's a poster of jd the wall, and it's labeled him.
Now, it's a little bit of a continuity fuck-up in that Randall says he just got the job.
But he got the job.
Yeah, he had already gotten it.
Yeah, he was already working with the janitor on the rooftop toilet episode.
Yeah, this is out of order. I don't think he had a uniform then.
He said he was his colleague or something.
I don't know.
I don't remember if he was in uniform on the roof.
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe he had a different job before.
Yeah, that's true.
Maybe he was a hospital employee.
But anyway, he's back with his powerful tiny fists.
And Marty, this began Marty's long, long run on scrubs that he did.
Yeah, but this is awesome.
The fact that tiny, tiny, Fist got a callback.
Yes. I think the
writers were trying to make it a thing.
Like what you're talking about, Willis.
But I don't think it ever really stuck. I don't think it stuck.
I don't think Powerful Tiny
Fist was said more than
twice. I don't know.
Oh.
No, don't.
Okay.
It's like,
what do you call it?
It's like saying,
what do you say in the mirror
three times
when someone appears?
Don't say it.
Don't say Beetlejuice
three times.
Oh, yeah, Beetlejuice.
I was thinking of Beetlejuice.
We're going to go to a break
and then we have a guest.
We'll be right back.
If you've been following the news,
you know that from healthcare access to safe schools, LGBTQ plus rights are under attack.
And it's about time queer and trans youth get the microphone and tell their stories in their own words.
I'm Raquel Willis. Join me on my new podcast,
Queer Chronicles, a show where LGBTQ plus folks tell their own stories in their own words.
This season, teens will share all about growing up in political battleground states.
I wish I could feel more comfortable in my own body here, but that's just not the case.
And follow along as they discover what queer and trans liberation means to them.
This isn't running away from yourself. It's running into who you want to grow into.
Listen to Queer Chronicles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your most fabulous shows.
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your most fabulous shows.
Hey, everybody. Welcome to Across Generations, where the voices of Black women unite in powerful conversations. I'm your host, Tiffany Cross. Tiffany Cross. I want you all to join me and
be a part of sisterhood, friendship, wisdom, and laughter. In every episode, we gather a seasoned elder. But even with a child,
there's no such thing
as the wrong thing
if you love them.
Myself,
as the middle generation,
I don't feel like
I have to get married
at this big age in life,
but it is a desire I have
and something that
I've navigated in dating.
And a vibrant young soul
for engaging
intergenerational conversations.
I'm very jealous of your generation that didn't have to deal with Instagram and Tinder.
This is Across Generations, where Black women's voices unite and together,
you know how we do, we create magic.
Listen to Across Generations podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Beauty Translated Season 3 is coming soon with what? A second host? I'm Carmen Laurent,
and this season I am joined full-time by world-renowned Janie Danger. Janie,
what are we talking about in Season 3? We're talking about life, Carmen. Beauty Translated is about the many fragmented lives spreading across this rich tapestry of
the trans experience. Janie, this sounds like an all-new format. Podcasting 2 is finally here.
Thoughtful perspectives on current events. Stunning, sexy, bold interviews with an all-star lineup of guests
And the all-new Beauty Translated Loveline, the first ever
Be a part of the Beauty Translated Transcendental Podcasting experience
by calling our helpline at 678-561-2785
For any problem you may have,
we will do our best to make it worse.
Listen to Beauty Translated Season 3
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bye.
Bye.
Hi, this is Shannon Doherty,
host of the new podcast,
Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty.
You may know me from, let's see,
90210, Charmed, Mallrats, Heathers. You probably also know me from my stage four cancer diagnosis
and sharing that journey with so many of you. There's something so authentic about a podcast.
It's me connecting, me talking raw in the moment. That's what my goal is to give
you, to talk about why I feel that cancer to a certain extent is a gift, what my responsibilities
are as a person with cancer, because I think that there's something so much bigger than me.
And to be honest, I'm still trying to find out what that is. And maybe together, we'll find it.
It's going to be a wild ride.
So I hope that you all tune in.
Listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
All right, and we're back. And we're back. All right, bring we're back.
And we're back.
All right, bring in the guests.
It's exciting.
Christmas is three days away.
When we're recording this, I should say.
Hello, Jan Anderson.
Ladies and gentlemen, get it up for Jan Anderson.
I don't think his name's Janderson.
I think that's his...
At Camelot.
Cam!
I've been speculating with my wife since yesterday
what Donald would call me if he was just a full name.
I just called you by your at.
That's all I did.
John, John, John, welcome to the program. John is wearing a
beautiful shirt from the podcast of me riding Donald and yelling Eagle. I love the color.
John, where are you calling from, sir? I'm calling from Johnson city, Tennessee. If anybody's a NASCAR
fan who's listening, I'm about 30 minutes away from Bristol motor speedway. If you're familiar
with that, I like your accent.
You sound like a man from Tennessee.
I've been told that before.
I'm actually from Virginia originally.
Okay.
Yeah.
What part of Virginia are you from?
The southwestern part, which is about, like I said,
about an hour and a half from here.
Are you near Alexandria?
No, no.
That's up in the northern part.
You're just going to name cities you know in Virginia, though?
That's where T.C. Williams is.
I have a lot of friends from the DMV area, though. I grew up in a school with a lot of Ethiopians, and for some reason, they tend to congregate up there in the Maryland, D.C., northern Virginia area.
There's a large population of Ethiopian folks up there, so I'm pretty familiar with that area.
Is that a quarantine beard?
No, it's actually not.
I have grown a beard for about, for about eight years.
And then a couple of months ago,
so I'm shaking really bad cause I'm like super nervous. Cause I'm,
don't be nervous. We're all friends here.
We're all friends here.
So we're the listeners like Tamika and Fuquan and Muhammad.
But, uh, so I was trying to, to, my barber kind of got it off.
I had a, I've had a beard for about two years and back in August,
he got it a little off and I was trying to fix it myself and like took a big,
took a big chunk out of it.
And so I trimmed it back down to about what you got there, Donald.
And I've been trying to get it back to glorious state
but how do you get it so how do you get it to yeah how do you get it so full like i gotta pull mine
like i get out of the shower and it's a mat pretty much you know don't use i i use uh and you can go
on instagram and facebook there's a there's a great shampoo and conditioner out there uh called
polished gentleman okay and i've gotten into their product for the last two years.
They're really good.
They actually have some caffeine in it and stuff,
which apparently helps stimulate beard growth.
Good beard oil.
That's what we should do.
We should get into facial.
Men's grooming.
We should get into men's grooming.
I'll give you a facial.
Fuck you, dude. Do you want a facial fuck you dude
do you want a facial from me
what kind of protein
are we talking about
you're gonna have
I'm gonna give you some braffs
I'm gonna give you a quarter million braffs
like a bunch of generations on my face
I'm gonna give you a quarter million braff facial
is it a quarter only a quarter million bra facial. Oh, my.
Is it only a quarter million?
That's all you got?
I think I once Googled it. You got a low count, dude.
No.
Joelle, would you mind Googling that?
I think I once Googled how many sperm are in the typical male ejaculation.
Joelle, I hope that's okay.
I can put Daniel on this assignment if you want.
I'm doing it.
I think I once Googled
and it was a quarter million in the typical
male ejaculation.
20 million? In each
millimeter, there are normally 100 million sperm.
If the concentration falls below 20 million
sperm per millimeter,
there's usually some trouble with fertility.
Yeah, so dude, you might need to go see...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I didn't measure my ejaculation.
I'm talking about in the average male ejaculation.
Can you get that figure?
Because you said millimeters, Joel, and everyone probably has different millimeters.
Sorry.
Milliliters.
John, I'm sorry.
John, I'm sorry.
I'm hoping that this will turn as
raunchy as it possibly can.
This isn't raunchy. We're just talking about
semen. We're talking about science.
We're talking about science.
The little cartoon version
that you guys do of the show
have you with
a little science
looking at semen.
Hit with it. you know, a little science. Looking at semen.
Just back figuring out his sperm count.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
I still don't understand.
Maybe Joel figured it out.
But I was told that in the average typical male ejaculation, there's a quarter million potential children.
There is quite a bit.
I'm going to say it's more than that but okay
well maybe in your i do have nine kids you're right yours are yours is probably more packed in
they're like shoulder to shoulder they're like right they're like a pickle jar it's like a
pickle jar it was um it was funny because somebody i know you're a football fan
donald i saw after the bills won their division the other day and someone posted a picture of
a sperm and it said josh allen the last time the bills won a division but you saw this coming last
year man when the bill started winning last year we everybody was like this is impossible this can't
be but now look at here we are one year later, and the Bills are still winning.
They're a good football team.
It's official.
You'll be happy to know that I watched some of the Northwestern game, Donald.
I got interested, and I watched a solid 15 minutes of it.
Right on.
And were you?
They were winning.
They were winning against Ohio State, I believe it was.
And then number eight on Ohio State, he was just really good,
and he just kept doing shit.
Did Ohio State win the game?
All I know is if you're number eight on Ohio State,
I think you're going to do well in the football career.
I don't keep up with the college stuff that much.
I'm a Vols fan, and that's probably why the Tennessee Vols never win.
Joelle, are you still working on the assignment?
I'm trying.
It's gross.
Do you have a question for
Zach Braff or
Donald Faison or Daniel
Goodman or Joelle Monique?
Another good tip, you need to buy some
biotin supplements.
It's hair and nail and skin growth.
And I take those.
It seriously helps a lot.
Will it work for the hair?
It's too late for your...
Shut the fuck up!
I don't think anything...
Shut the fuck up, you!
You know the only thing that's going to work on that receding hairline?
Your face.
Quarter million breaths.
Oh, my God.
I know it!
Well, you need to hurry up and get over here.
On my way.
All right.
All right.
What's your question, sir?
We have to focus.
The image is popping up in my mind.
Actually, Zach, I wanted to thank you because you guys had Joshua on the other day.
And I was listening to him, and he's one of the great musicians I discovered from listening to us and watching.
I've been a fan of Ophal, but I wanted to tell you something.
Do you remember this from season nine?
Do you remember wearing this William Fitzsimmons shirt?
Yes, I love William Fitzsimmons.
So 12 years ago, I was on MySpace, and you posted something from The Sparrow and the Crow,
and that man's music has changed my life.
I actually have two lyrics.
Oh, my God.
He's got tats about William Fitzsimmons.
Oh, that's beautiful.
And The Sparrow and the Crow.
If you don't know William Fitzsimmons' music
and you're a Scrubs fan,
I highly recommend it because it's in the style of Josh.
And actually, he and Josh tour together.
And he's incredibly talented.
And his first album, what was the album
where there was sort of like some electronica mixed in?
You mean the 250 million sperm cells released during sex?
You mean that album?
I know.
I had a brain fart because I really
did mean to say 250 million, not 250, I had a brain fart because I really did mean to say $250 million,
not $250,000.
I believe you. I really did.
Okay. I was saying a quarter million,
but I meant a quarter billion.
What were you saying about your dude? Your musician guy?
Anyway, William Fitzsimmons. There was an album
I think it was his first that had sort of some
electronica sort of mixed
in with the acoustic
guitar. It was so original i really really like
that stuff it's uh until when we are ghosts yes good night there's a song there's a song called
it's not true that's just amazing all right sir what's your question so i i've actually i'm what
caught uh joel's eye was uh bernie brown everyone probably here knows who bernie brown is she does
these rapid fire questions at the end of her podcast.
Yes. And I sent them in and
Varela recommended a few of them.
But I'm going to pick one Scrubs
question and then one of Brene's questions.
Okay. The most interesting out
of Brene's was a concert that you will never
forget.
A concert that you will
never forget.
I'll go for you first.
It was my first concert.
It was Rush at Madison Square Garden.
And me and all my friends took the train in.
We were like, I don't know, 14 years old.
And we took the train into Madison Square Garden.
And we were drinking canned beer out of bags.
And I proceeded to get way too drunk, way too drunk, like 14-year-old kid drunk in the city.
And I was like swaying.
And I remember the concert started and I was like, oh, no.
Like I've had too much.
And instead of – I knew I was either going to be sick or something bad was gonna happen, so I
just stood up and
left, and I got back
on the train and went home.
I heard like three
songs of Rush, and my
friends were all like, where'd you go, where'd you go, where'd you go?
And little did they know, I took the train
home because I was too drunk, and I was worried
that I was gonna puke.
My very first concert.
I'm so sorry.
It's all right.
Donald,
what about you?
A concert you'll never forget.
Okay.
Yo,
the Fugees before they blew the fuck up the food.
I got a chance to see them at NYU right around the time when,
uh,
the,
that one album dropped right when Laura,
I had,
I knew Lauren cause we did a movie together
when we were younger
and she was telling me about this band
and they had just dropped
Mona Lisa, Can I Get a Date on Friday?
And if you're busy, I wouldn't mind
taking Saturday.
Round up
the posse, Fuji's coming around the way.
Right?
And so it was at NYU and i remember they had everybody outside
and it was some really tiny dude at the door and he was like nobody else is coming in we're at
capacity and there were a bunch of us outside and this is the first concert i ever did this
but we bum rushed a concert i had never done that in my life. They threw this little kid out the way, and then we rushed into the concert,
and we got to see Fugees and Groove Theory banging.
Okay.
Ooh.
Okay.
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um all right john what's your next question uh well dan Dan and Joelle wanted to answer that too.
Okay.
Daniel?
I can answer in seven seconds.
Yeah, Joelle, you go first.
I also have my answer ready.
Bass Nectar, Halloween 2012, I want to say.
My second time hippie flipping, which is a combination of drugs I won't reveal here because children listen.
But it was amazing. It was loud. It was bass combination of drugs I won't reveal here because children listen. But it was amazing.
It was loud.
It was bass throbby.
We did some wild things in a taxi on our way back.
It was just one of the most incredible nights of my entire life.
What year was this, you said? You said 2012?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wow.
Wow.
What an incredible answer.
That's good.
All right, Daniel, what's your answer?
Real quick. Recently, I went to a concert with my whole family. It was my mom, dad, and sister. It's so rare that we share all the same music taste for one particular thing, but it was Postal Service with Bats and Big Freedia opening at the Greek Theater.
like going to a show with my parents and having them see big Frida,
who is like a new Orleans bounce artist.
She's amazing. I highly recommend you all listen to big Frida if you haven't,
but having big Frida open for postal service,
a band that my whole family likes.
And then big Frida,
who's someone that I really like,
but my family is not necessarily aware of.
And just being like,
so guys,
this is new Orleans bounce music.
And there's gonna be a lot of booty shaking and you're just
gonna have to be ready for that and then seeing my my very old father just being like this is
this is interesting this is cool and then i think it's great that you go to concerts with your
parents i i you know i wouldn't like my dad passed away but i definitely would be i don't think we
would agree on the same music unless it was, you know, musical theater, which we both love.
But like, you know, it's cool that you can go to a show with your dad.
It was very, it was very lucky that we all shared the music taste for this one group.
It was their final tour.
It was like, everybody's old enough to go to a concert.
Let's make it this one.
And it was really an amazing time.
All right, John, next question.
So this, this will be my, my first question.
So, you know, I've always treated Scrubs like the camera and the music
because I have all the seasons on DVD.
I don't fool with Cthulhu because I screw the music up too much.
You're smart.
Character.
And so there's so many great musical montages.
I mean, the finale, the season eight finale is one of my favorites.
Dr. Cox was in those three patients.
Laverne with Brett Dinnan,
another great, phenomenal artist
that you've introduced me to on the show.
Do you guys have a favorite musical montage from the show?
I don't believe anybody's ever asked this.
I haven't heard it,
and I've listened to the entire podcast.
That is a very good question.
My brain first,
I guess it's not technically a musical montage because it's a musical number,
but my brain first went to that in the musical episode, that song where we're sort of spoofing Les Mis.
It's going to be okay.
No, that's the beginning.
No, that's the end.
No, no.
But that's 525,000.
That's what that's a bite of
It's going to be okay, that's what's going to happen
Everything's okay
We're right here beside you
Right here we will stay
I don't know, there's this moment
That's sort of a Les Mis moment
We're all marching
I like that
I think it's hard to top the musical but it doesn't really
count as a musical montage i don't know donald do you have an answer for a scrubs musical montage
yeah you know it's not necessarily the music that did it for me it's how it's how the voice over
voice over acts with the music.
So one of my favorite ones,
and I don't know exactly which one it is,
and I think you made it up,
but it's the one where
Elizabeth Bogish is on the show
and it's the first time you guys have a date.
And I don't know what song is playing,
but there's two of them actually.
That's one of them.
Are you talking about the one where we have a picnic? And you're're like unless you like chicken salad yeah that's that's the shin song
that's the one i stole for garden state that's um right but but that song teeth and a curse for
this town right but that song and your monologue on that song yeah work just like your that song
and just like uh your monologue and the song when turk finally
asks carla to marry him and she says yes someday somebody's gonna ask you uh that point is far
that it's the way the monologue the way the end monologue uh is merged with the song is what
makes it special.
It's not just the song.
It sounds like you're turning this into a compliment for me, which I appreciate.
I am.
It's also your voice and how you ride the beat of the song.
These are very important things.
When you're in the flow and you're riding the wave with the song, it makes the monologue even more poignant and more enjoyable
to the ear.
My dulcet tones that you're speaking of, Donald, are probably
the reason that I was cast as
Chicken Little.
The intonations
I used to wrap up the show
was probably the reason I was
hired to be Chicken Little.
You think so?
Can you just give me an example of the sky
is falling real quick? The sky is falling!
There you go, everybody.
I can see.
A lot of people don't know I'm Chicken Little.
Their minds are blown when they find out.
A lot of people didn't see Chicken Little, Zach.
A lot of people didn't see Chicken Little.
That hurts.
Quite a few people saw Chicken Little.
Thank you.
Yeah, well, he's right.
Not enough people saw it to get a sequel, but it did do all right.
But he's right.
There's not a lot of Chicken Little love out there.
There isn't a lot of Chicken Little love.
My kids saw Chicken Little, and they loved it.
I know.
But when I go to the parks, you can't find Chicken Little gear.
I always look.
There's no Chicken Little look. There's no Chicken
Little ride.
There's no Chicken Little ride at Disneyland.
Joelle, do you like Chicken Little?
You're a Disney fan. Yeah, we watched it
a lot in Spanish class.
Unfortunately, I didn't get
the one that heard your voice a lot, but
we watched it a ton. They heard the
Spanish version of Chicken Little, but it wasn't your voice hold on hold on hold on a second you've only seen the
spanish version of chicken little oh my god well that's not me joelle so fucked up here i am i'm
so happy that joelle has at least seen chicken little a bunch of times
and she's like but i've only seen the spanish that's really funny oh my god um all right
it's time for tennessee's favorite segment everybody donald it's time to fix your life
john let us let us help you let us help you.
Let us help you.
We're here.
We're free therapists.
We're batting a thousand on helping people and saving their lives.
We're three therapists and Donald.
Yeah.
That's what he meant to say.
So, yeah, I was actually, I have not written in 160 times like the one dude did, but I've
sent Joel quite a few emails.
And one of them I titled, can Zach's mom help fix my life?
And it's because I'm also, I'm my job. I'm a foster care therapist.
I'm working on my licensure. And so I work with teenagers, um,
and kids under 18 who are in foster care,
which if I can just plug foster care right now,
like numbers are down across the country for foster parents and foster homes.
So if you're listening and you want to do something good and you're thinking
about having kids or wanting kids,
please look into becoming a foster parent because foster care across the
country is hurting right now because of COVID.
So I was wondering if you've ever heard your mom say anything about like
working with teenage clients who are very,
I don't like the word resistant as a therapist and a clinician. It's just that they're very, if you think about it in
terms of Brene Brown's work, they are just armored up and are not willing to be vulnerable, do not
want to be vulnerable. And I can understand why. I spent a couple nights in a foster home growing up
and having a bad childhood. You don't want to talk to anybody. You don't want to share that trauma
and get into it. So I just wonder, Zach, if you've ever heard your mom talk about
clients she's had as a child psychologist and how she maybe works with kids that are a little
more difficult to get to open up and get them sharing and talking about their...
I don't know. I can tell you they do a lot of play therapy. And I used to do play therapy when I was in counseling as a child.
So I think the idea is that you get the child involved with a game of some sort or toys so that they're not focused on the obvious.
And that you can then – they would bring the children into a room full of toys, whether it's a dollhouse or cars, you name it.
It's all got all the – any toy a kid would like, you know, within reason and not video games, obviously. And then, and then they see what the
child gravitates towards and then try and play with the child and get the child talking about
what's going on in their lives using the toy. So the, the child may not realize that they're
opening up and, and, and, and, and some of their layers are coming off because
they feel they're just talking to the therapist about the dolls in the kitchen of a dollhouse.
And then my mom, a skilled child psychologist would then say, okay, well, you know, they just
kind of let the child steer where the conversation's going. And okay, oh, who do you want me to be? I
want you to be the dad. And then, okay,
I'm going to be the dad. What does the dad say when he comes home? You know, I'm just making
shit up. But, but my, I think that I know that my, my, both my mother and my stepfather used a
lot of play therapy with children, because that was a good way to sort of get to know what was
going on behind their armor, as, say without them you know essentially knowing what was
happening they're just opening up because in their minds they're just playing we have a certified
play therapist at our agency and she's phenomenal on it and then of course i've been working from
home for for 10 months and so that's obviously that makes things like play therapy and the
form of therapy i'm really uh interested in and the training I was at called
EMDR. So if anybody's out there wanting trauma treatment, I highly recommend it.
Tell everyone what that is in layman's terms, because this has come up a lot. And I'm glad
you brought it up, by the way, because this has come up a lot in my life lately, EMDR. And
I know multiple people who've had very traumatic things happen in their lives and
this has helped them. So John, just, you know, there's that thing on Reddit, like explain it
like I'm five. Can you explain to the listeners, like in the simplest terms, what EMDR is?
Yeah. Well, so EMDR stands for eye movement, desensitization and reprocessing. So basically
what, and if for those who are listening,
the creator of this theory,
she developed it a few years after I was born.
I'm 33, so this is late 80s.
I think she created Francine Shapiro,
Getting Past Your Past.
It's a great book.
Getting Past Your Past.
Past Your Past, Take Control of Your Life
with Self-Help Techniques from EMDR Therapy.
Yeah, that's really good.
I'm going to write that
down myself, but just explain it to people because it's a little bit wacky the first time you hear
it, but I can tell you, I know people that it has helped. So just explain to people what it is.
So what EMDR is, they use several techniques and what you'll do is once the client is ready,
then we have what's called resourcing techniques first.
So what resourcing does is basically help keep the client grounded in the
present while having one foot in the past enough to actually talk about the
trauma.
And so really what EMDR is all about is using eye movements or bilateral
stimulation.
You can,
you can do the tapping like this,
or you can tap on your,
on your knees.
Usually though,
it's you have the client follow you for a set of eye movements back and forth like this.
And the science is not exactly sure what is going on neurologically in the brain that causes this effect.
There's a couple different schools as well.
But basically, what that helps, she came up with this idea based off REM sleep because our eyes move in our sleep right and that the eye movement does something in our brains
neurologically to help us process unprocessed memories they're causing us
grief pain despair whatever and so it's actually I mean it's approved by World
Health Organization and SAMHSA and it's the other big thing it's been it's approved by World Health Organization and SAMHSA.
And what is the other big thing?
It's been shown to be one of the most effective treatments for PTSD and trauma.
It sounds like hypnosis.
Actually, the lady that I did this week-long intensive training with back in November, she was a certified hypnosis, too.
She did NDBT therapy and hypnosis,
but she's a certified EMDR therapist as well.
It is kind of,
it makes you think there is like,
you know,
there's some,
well,
it's that classic thing we always see with the, with the,
with the stopwatch going back and forth.
But,
but John,
just so even the sound with the,
from inception,
get,
get out.
Oh,
oh yeah.
The tea,
the tea thing,
you know,
same thing. was gonna say
so just so if you're clear what john's talking about is that you john and mike understanding
it right that you um are let's say that let's say that the therapist is using the back and
forth technique your eyes are going left and right left and right as you recount a traumatic event
and and over time that softens your brain's reaction to the Trump, to the trauma.
Am I, am I correct? I think that's a pretty good way to put it. It basically, you know,
you can target any disturbance really. So there's actually like different forms of EMDR that you can
work on one, like, okay, somebody said something that really offended me or hurt my feelings this
week. You can, you can do this and work on it. And basically it's kind of like a free flowing,
I almost kind of like to think of it as like a stream of consciousness thing whatever comes to
mind you don't you just like whatever comes up in your mind and your feelings and what your emotions
are going through as you're doing the bilateral simulation with the odd movements or the or the
tapping whichever one your your therapist is working with and then you know you'll do that
the you know 10 or 15 sets of it and then notice what the
therapist will ask you what are you feeling what are you thinking and then what there's a gauge
there's a scale in EMDR so if you're disturbed if your level I can't remember exactly what it was
because I'm still very much new to this and learning it but the therapist will ask on a
scale one to ten how disturbed are you right and let's say you start out with eight do several
sets of the bilateral simulations
and the ah movements or the tapping.
And the goal is to lessen the disturbance, right?
And so to get you down to like a two or three,
maybe even a four where it's okay.
And then like on the broad,
on the very broad form of EMDR,
which, you know, can take multiple sessions,
it is to help you process an unprocessed memory
that it could be very traumatic
and then help you heal from that memory.
I actually had a former clergy person of mine in my life who I think suffered
some kind of immense abuse in childhood.
He did EMDR and found like that it was the most incredible therapy he's ever
done.
Yeah. I've, I've heard a lot of positive feedback. So if you're,
if you're listening and you
have some PTSD or some trauma that's really holding you back or something
really hurtful that you can't seem to let go of, look into this and maybe you can find a therapist
in your area. It's called EMDR and the book is called Getting Past Your Past. You also mentioned
Brene Brown, who I just want to touch on.
There's a book she wrote called Daring Greatly that I got a lot out of.
Oh, for anyone going through a hard time right now, I actually got to see Mama Brene on the Breathing the Wilderness tour.
I was like right in front of the stage.
Like she looked at me a couple of times and I was like, oh, I was fanboying as hard as I am with you guys today.
I recommend any and all of her books.
I went through it a couple of years ago and her,
her work on shame has been foundationally life changing for me.
And she's,
she's a little more accessible than some of the EMDR stuff too.
Brene Brown became famous initially because she had a Ted talk about shame
and it went so viral. I think it's the most
watched TED talk, if not one of, you can see it on YouTube if you want. That'll take you 20 minutes.
If you don't have time for anything else, watch Brene Brown's first TED talk on YouTube. It's 20
minutes long and it's really powerful. And there's a website too, you can actually find EMDR therapists
if you don't mind me to plug this. It's called EMDR International Association and the website is www.emdria.org. So it's emdria.org. So emdria.org. And you can go on, select find a therapist in your area and check it out. If it doesn't work for you, it doesn't work. But it's really interesting.
And,
and you know,
you might,
as you're listening to this and if you,
if you're interested in,
you read up on it,
you might think it sounds a little wacky,
but I,
I'm telling you,
be open to wacky things because they sometimes work.
I'm very open to all sorts of wacky new age things.
And sometimes they're placebos and sometimes they change people's lives.
And there's obviously enough data on this EMDR to, to have it showing a difference in people's lives and there's obviously enough uh data on
this emdr to have it showing a difference in people's lives so it's not it's not voodoo
very much it's been researched yeah it's very very well well john i think this is the first
time you've fixed everybody else's lives you're uh you seem like a very nice person if i if i
lived in your area i would want to be your friend be your friend. I think I would hang up from this and be like,
John, do you want to get coffee sometime and just chat?
I just feel like you seem like a very good man.
There's Starbucks right around the corner.
I've been begging William Fitzsimmons to come to Johnson City for years
because he lives just right across the state from me.
I'm trying to get him to come so you and I could hit him up and say, Hey, dude,
once COVID there. Oh my God. Sitting with you and William, it seems like a dream,
but no, but thank you for coming on your, thank you for being a great fan of the show. And, um,
and thank you for making a difference in your life. You know, I, I, Donald and I hope that
we make a tiny difference by making people giggle during this wacky time but you're actually doing something
quite noble and working with foster children
and we
on behalf of society we thank you
thank you
be well, take care, be happy
give it up for John
this is like in the supermarket aisle
when you say hi to someone
and then you see them in every aisle after that.
There's always that moment where you're like,
oh, oh, you again.
Oh, oh, we've got to stop meeting.
And then you finally just don't go down the aisle
when you see them.
And you have like 10 aisles of cringe.
Well, I always feel that when we say goodbye to the guests
and there's like four seconds
that we're all just sitting there waiting for them to leave wow what an amazing man yeah that's really
cool dude good guest joelle thank you so let's go over because we're running long let's go over
these uh that when it switches to the multiverse when we go to when the butterfly effect takes
effects let's start from the top butterfly lands on the boob on the first act. Butterfly lands on the man boob in the
second act. First act,
banjo playing by JD.
Second act, banjo
duo, Cox and
Kelso.
First act, JD's
a lefty. Second act,
JD's a righty. That was pretty cool.
I thought that was pretty awesome. I think
he's just making shit up because he missed the pen. I don't think he's a lefty. I mean, no, he's that was pretty awesome. I think he's just making shit up because he missed the pen.
I don't think he's a lefty.
I mean, no, he's not a lefty.
I think it's a multiverse episode.
I think this is a different multiverse.
I don't think this is the Scrubs universe that we know it.
I think it's a different universe.
And at the end, when the butterfly lands again,
we're going to go to another Scrubs universe where something happened.
Anyway, okay, so Turk doesn't stand up for Carl in the second act, but he does in the first act.
And it all hinges on JD catching the elevator.
If he would have caught the elevator in the first act, maybe none of this would have happened.
The butterfly effect happens down in the reception area.
But the real pivotal moment is him making it to the elevator.
Why?
Because that's where he learns about what could be.
Oh, that's where he gets the idea for the patient.
And Mickhead has another line.
Mickhead has another line, and he does it very well.
Yeah, you're right.
You are funny, JD. Yeah, you're right you are funny jd yeah you're right jd you are funny um so anyway this is what this is where it kind of caught me off guard
so in the first act there's this little girl who's looking for her uh stuffed animal Stuffed animal. But then this guy who ate street sushi is the person that dies.
In the second act, the little girl's still there, and the guy who eats street sushi's still there.
And right before the guy goes into surgery, they introduce the little girl again.
And so you think, all right, so here it is.
This is where the turn
happens here's the here's the here's where you know here's where scrubs kicks you in the ass
the guy's not gonna die the little girl's gonna die this time yeah and then we go into the or
and the guy dies again and part of you is oh, thank God they didn't kill the little girl.
But the other part of you is like, oh, it's the same conclusion no matter what.
You know, sometimes it's just that person's time to go, you know.
But that was a great mislead because I was already getting ready.
I was working myself up for, oh, no, they're going to lose the little girl.
The little girl is not going to win.
Well, I think kudos to the writers because that seemed the obvious thing to do.
And then they subverted expectations by going, you know, Scrubs and Bill and the writers were good at that.
They would tee up what you thought your brain would figure would be the ultimate conclusion.
And then they'd subvert it and go the other way.
Right.
And they'd go the exact way that you thought.
Because in the beginning of it, I was like, okay, so everything's different's different but at the end it's going to be the same i know it i know
it i know it and then they throw the little girl at you and that was freaking it it it i was like
whoa whoa whoa oh no no no no it's going to be the girl don't you hate it when you're watching
a movie and every plot point you're like right before it happens you're like oh they're gonna
do xyz and then it happens you're like oh we were watching this movie that is the most ridiculous movie um
the family stone i love the family i need it you obviously i did we did too you obviously
are not alone joelle because it was trending amongst christmas on iTunes. But what a ridiculous movie that is.
Have you seen it, Donald?
Yeah, of course I've seen it.
These two brothers decide that he's going to switch partners.
It's so stupid.
And, like, he has the meet cute with Claire Danes.
She falls off the bus, and it's like, oh.
And then the ring gets stuck on her finger.
I mean, oh, my God. It's so ridiculous and it's like, and then the ring gets stuck on her finger. I mean, oh my God,
it's so ridiculous.
It's so ridiculous.
Dynamite cast,
dynamite cast.
I do have to say the cast was great.
And I do have to say that Sarah Jessica Parker was really funny.
Really did a fine job.
All right.
I see my dog digging up the garden.
So we're going to wrap it up.
I just wanted to end with saying the lost and found box was labeled free stuff,
which I thought was very funny.
I also think,
I also think that this episode,
uh,
is one of those episodes that stands alone as you could catch it at any
time.
And this was one of my favorite episodes and it's because it's infinite at
the end.
It's sort of like,
uh,
what's the one,
the movie with Leo,
uh,
inception,
you know, uh, JD, it feels like JD like, what's the one, the movie with Leo, Inception. Yeah.
You know, JD, it feels like JD's caught in a Groundhog Day loop.
Yeah, it could keep going.
It could keep going and going and going and going and over and over again. And this is the only episode ever in Scrubs history where you have that.
Yeah.
Well, I think it's a really good one, and it's very clever.
And I guess we should say Merry Christmas to everybody, right? Well, I think it's a really good one, and it's very clever. And I guess we should say Merry Christmas to everybody, right?
Well, I love you guys.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Merry Christmas.
And you guys have a great presence.
And when they arrive and you open them, I don't want you to have the thought,
this is nice, it's from Zach and Donald.
It's solely from Zach.
Make sure to credit you in the Instagram video.
And next year...
I would like an unboxing.
I want unboxing videos from both of you.
And next year,
when I
give you your gifts as it's
supposed to be, you know.
You never give gifts on the first year.
You always do it on the second year.
It's still open, bro. You can run to Rite Aid right now.
I like what I've discovered.
I'm going with what I came up with here.
Listen, Rite Aid, you know Rite Aid has that gift dial.
I like to think of it as it's not really a Christmas gift until the second Christmas.
All right.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
Bye.
Merry Christmas.
Happy holidays.
Everybody out there.
We love you. Happy holidays. Bye, everybody. We love you guys. I love you guys. Bye. Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. Everybody out there. We love you.
Happy holidays.
Bye, everybody.
We love you.
Bye.
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