Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 404: My First Kill
Episode Date: February 9, 2021On this week's episode, Cox scares JD and his interns into knowing they will eventually kill a patient. In the real world, we wonder if we're ready for restaurants and Zach meets a super fan. Learn m...ore about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Daniel, did you get your present?
Sorry?
Did you get your present?
We sent you a present, Daniel.
Did you get it?
No, we didn't send you a present.
I sent you a present.
Wait.
You did?
We did it?
Yeah.
I thought we were sending him that thing.
Shut up, Daniel.
Don't fucking get on my
You're an interloper
Are you serious right now?
Did you get your set up yet Zach?
No I don't
I have to buy this piece of hardware
That I went on Amazon
For better or for worse
It's not going to be here for a minute
So you have some time to decide
You have some time to decide If Well, how long is it for me?
You have some time to decide if this is a bad idea or not.
Well, Daniel showed me what I need.
I need this pad, this sample pad thing.
And I found one on Amazon.
And the one that we both said was perfect, you know, it wasn't coming right away.
It's like going to be like, you know, a couple of weeks.
Oh, a couple of weeks.
Okay.
Isn't it funny in 2021 when like you buy something and they're like, a couple of weeks. Oh, a couple of weeks. Okay. Isn't it funny in 2021 when, like, you buy something and they're like, a couple of weeks.
Why isn't it here, like, prime, like, the next day?
What the hell's wrong with you people?
Why isn't it here right now?
Yeah, so you have a couple of weeks to decide if it was a horrible idea to turn your key for that.
When they say a couple of weeks, you're like, I'm not pre-ordering this shit.
It should be here tomorrow.
I know.
You're like, is it a mistake?
Right.
Did I input it wrong?
What do you mean standard male?
Have you seen this thing on your Explore tab on Instagram where women are doing – I don't know the song, but this is the part I know.
Small waist, pretty faced with a big bank
i know exactly what you're talking about okay listen it's all over instagram
and i'm not on tick tock so i imagine this is a tick tock thing and i imagine
so you know on tick tock these folks do a dance they do dances right and then now it's coming
on the instagram explore tab i think that people people are just copying these or putting them on
or maybe the people who do the dance are doing it.
But this particular dance is...
You like it.
Well, I have feelings about it because sometimes, I mean,
like you and I both don't mind a nice tush,
and the song seems to feature women bouncing their booties.
Yes.
Have you seen the silhouette challenge too?
No.
What's the silhouette challenge?
Oh, it's great.
What's the song that they're using for the silhouette challenge?
It's like a classic song.
Put your head on my show.
What do they do in the silhouette?
So it starts off.
Do.
Da, boo, doo.
Ba, ba.
Right, and the girl's standing there in, like, some baggy outfit or something that's not revealing.
She's going to transform.
And then it goes, put your head on my show.
And when it goes to show, like, this bass kicks in,
and it turns real, like, modern.
And now the clothes are off, and the room turns red,
and it's just a silhouette of the body.
And some of them are dope.
Some of them are really, really funny.
Some of them.
I kind of want to do it.
I'm not going to lie.
Some of them get real.
Like Tiffany Haddish got the best one, I think, out of all of them with her and Common, where
she does the whole thing, and then she shows her curves, and then Common comes in, and
then it gets a little, you know, Bridgerton on you real quick.
You know what I mean?
Like steamy like that.
And then she has on a wig during the whole thing,
and then she pulls it off, and she's bald.
And then it pauses for a second.
But I wouldn't mind.
Shoot, Tiffany, find it in a motherfucker door.
Well, I got to tell you, this thing, this song is in my head now.
And I found myself walking around singing,
small ways, pretty face with a big bank.
And I had to Google the big bank.
I mean, I get it from the video,
but it means that you have a big tush.
Indeed.
What's the video that you're talking about?
Well, all these...
When you say big bank,
you said you get it from the video,
but they're talking about a big tush?
Well, when they do their dance,
there's a choreography to it.
I'll do it for you.
Yes, I can't wait.
Show me, show me, show me. I can't wait. Show me.
Show me.
Show me.
You go like this.
You go.
You pull up your shirt and you go, small waist, pretty face with a big bank.
And then you jump and then you bounce it.
Nailed it.
Stunning.
Audience, I'm sorry you don't get to see that, but it was glorious.
Really a disappointment for all of you.
I don't have enough bank, I guess.
Well, no, it bounced a little bit.
There was some change in there.
You got some change in the bank.
I was walking around my yard today, like, turning it into, like, an opera.
I was like, small face, pretty face with a big bag.
But the people that are doing it seriously i feel bad for them like i mean it's one thing to spoof it and like be stupid about it but don't
you think it's i don't know there's people doing it like showing off their i'm not i guess that's
i guess that's the point i guess that's the point of your attention if you get your attention by
showing your big bank and you take it seriously, good for you, man.
The girls all seem to do a laugh like, oh, isn't this so silly that I did this?
You know, I didn't add that to mine.
Let me add that.
Okay, wait.
Part of the thing is that you do a giggle like, I'm not taking this seriously.
Isn't this so weird that we're all doing this?
All right.
Small waist, pretty face, with a big back.
I added,
you guys didn't see,
but I added the laugh.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
Oh my.
Sorry.
I reached that.
Please never apologize.
I reached the level of quarantine where I'm fucking doing TikTok videos for myself.
Good.
Good.
Express yourself with us.
Express yourself.
Hey, hey, hey.
Let's get into the show, man.
Let's just get into the show.
All right, baby.
Count us in.
Welcome, fans.
We love you.
We're here for you.
We're here to tell you some funny stories.
Donald, count us in to fans we love you we're here for you we're here to tell you some funny stories donald count us in to america's favorite theme song wait before we do that panel joelle yes sir hi hi great how's it going yeah we're great it's going very well right on right on
five six seven eight stories about a show we made.
About a bunch of docs and nurses and a janitor who loved to hate.
I said here's the stories that we all should know.
So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald.
Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Happy Friday I know. Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday to you.
Happy Friday.
You know, now, LA restaurants outside have been reopened.
How do we feel?
Do we feel brave enough to try this?
No.
Not yet.
No.
No.
I'm not there yet.
I don't need to eat in.
Because the idea of going and sitting outside if the tables were spaced apart is so enticing isn't it to like
a little a smidgen of normalcy i did it once at the top of quarantine last year and it was it
creeped me out like at first i was like oh my gosh it's like back to regular like we were maybe two
months in and i was like y'all just like i'll go with some friends it's very spacious they had
they were like really respecting all the rules like it's like eight feet away but then everybody has their masks off and yes they know
we're outside but still we know that it hangs in the air for like a full 16 minutes and it's like
it it and then the waiters are coming up and i feel so bad they're like shielded
and and masked and they're interacting with all these people and they're touching cash and i'm
like this is not good.
It's too many warning signs every couple of minutes.
It really freaked me out.
Well, there's a restaurant that Donald and I love where they have an outside.
I'm not going to reveal it because I don't want people to blow up our spot.
But they do it in a very safe way.
All the tables are spaced.
The waiters are in shield.
You do a QR code for the menu.
You don't touch anything.
There's no cash.
It's credit cards only.
I don't know.
I'm just saying.
I'm probably not going to do it, but I got tibbleated by the idea.
It'll be a second.
I will say this.
Joel, I don't know about outside if it hangs in the air like that.
I think breeze and things like that and particles drop when outside.
I think when it's inside.
We don't know.
Who the hell knows? We know that outside is one step outside i think when it's inside who the
hell knows well this is we know that outside is once is one step better than inside it's better
than inside so i don't want to put i i don't want to scare anybody out because when you said that i
was like wait a second 16 minutes in the air outside how is that possible it kind of freaked
me out a little bit so i just want to make sure i did not mean to freak you out now donald's not
even going to go outside joel you should you should definitely feel you know people people much smarter than i say it's it's good to go outside just wear your
mask and it's fine but you can't keep your mask on if you're eating well no even they're saying
even out they're saying as long as you maintain say pretend like everybody has it right and pretend
like you have it obviously and so keep your keep your mask on. But if you maintain the social distancing, it's okay to run around with exercise without your mask on in areas where people are as long as you're maintaining your space.
It has to be the distance.
It has to be there.
Did you spin today, Donald?
I did not spin today.
Oh, interesting.
Today I had a thing. I thought we were doing a Peloton
thing with each other. And you look
great. I lost weight. I don't know if you noticed
a little bit. I know you saw it in the video
when I did my big bank.
Oh, wow.
I've lost
10 pounds, Zach. Good.
Mazel tov. Congratulations.
Thank you very much. I'm excited about it.
I'm happy for you, my brother. I am doing it
too. I have a new guy
used today. Every Peloton instructor
has a different catchphrase.
And his is...
He goes, if you feel...
I'm forgetting what
it is. His name... Yo, he's an
Asian-British guy, and he's really
fun.
Oh, he goes, if he feels good and you know you should, let's turn it up three more points.
All right, if it feels good and you know you should, let's turn it up five more points.
Oh, my gosh.
Not doing the British accent justice.
My girlfriend would be cringing, but.
I suck at a British accent.
Like, I can only do, like like the whiny guy From freaking Harry Potter
Or Monty Python
We're going on a walk
Are we?
I'm not good at it either
Every time I do it
My girlfriend and her family
Are like oh Jesus
That bad
You know what we should do whenever anybody
From the Great Britain area that bad you know we should do whenever anybody from uh the the great britain area uh does a
american accent we should act like it sucks even though it's really good we should be like problem
is that the problem is they they're they're often very good at i mean flow is flawless at it act
like act like she sucks pretend she sucks just lie lie. Fuck it. Fuck it. Lie.
She doesn't know.
She doesn't really know. She goes on
sets and people are like, wow.
You could be like, they've been lying to you.
They've been lying to you.
They've been lying.
She doesn't really know. At the end of the day,
she could be like, am I saying it right?
You could cast doubt because it's not her native
tongue. It's not the native sound.
You could cast it.
British people are better at doing American accents.
Although, if you're not a professional, like an actor,
my experience is that a lot of times they revert to the Valley Girl thing.
They go, oh my God, you guys.
That's their default.
Right.
Because that's what they think Americans all sound like.
Oh my God, you guys.
Like, I'm going gonna keep it 100 i have yet to hear a british dude sound exactly like they're from brooklyn or
something like that i've yet to hear that i've yet to hear that i've seen i've seen british dudes uh
come across as tough and uh uh as american hoods do,
but I've yet to see them come across with the...
You know where I was like, damn, that dude, he's...
Where's he from? He's from where?
That's like from Brooklyn.
That's like from Manhattan, or that's like from Uptown,
or that's like from the Bronx.
I'm sure that's an example.
I just don't have one in my brain.
I can't find one.
I can't find one,
because most people that play these characters are people from California or something like that.
It's rare that you have people that – there are a few people.
There are a few, but it's rare that you have them actually playing Brooklynites or people from Manhattan or people from the Tri-State or from New York or something like that playing these characters.
Usually it's somebody from Chicago.
playing these characters, usually it's somebody from Chicago.
I was just going to add that I'm tempted to agree with
Donald in the sense that
it's tough to do American dialects.
I think there's a lot of
British actors and people from different countries who do a
very standard American very well.
Totally get it off. And the only person that I was going to
throw out there that I think does a particular dialect well
is Dominic West in The Wire.
His Baltimore
is like... What about...
Sorry, I forgot the name of that amazing African-American actor.
Idris Elba.
Idris Elba.
He does it pretty good.
Idris Elba does a great job.
He sounds a little...
Look, Idris Elba is dope, and he's...
You know what I mean?
He still has his little British things in him when he's acting, dude.
But he's the fire.
Look, don't get it twisted.
I think Idris is the man.
I mean, like, I think he could do...
Don't all of a sudden turn me into a hater and stuff like that no here's a perfect example you know who sounded
like it and he's not from there was wood wood i you know i would believe wood more than i would
believe any of these other cats because he actually has a genuine connection to that type of
connection to that type of urban american uh urban life so you want to talk about accents yes i i agree with you british people do great american accents but when you go specific
i don't know about all that just yet i've yet to see it sergia ronan is pretty amazing too
i'm always surprised when i see her speak with her natural Irish brogue.
Is that what you call it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good brogue.
Donald, should we get into this, baby girl?
Yo, let's do this.
Hey, yo, Dano.
Funny episode.
No doubt.
Dano, I feel like this beat, it might be a little...
Whoa.
I'm going to stop you. I feel like this one... No, shush little... Whoa. I'm going to stop you.
I feel like this one...
No, shush, shush, shush, shush.
I feel like this beat might be a little Adam's Family-ish.
You'll understand what I'm saying when we're done.
You ready?
Oh, you want him to change?
Hold on.
You want him to change up the beat?
Here we go.
Hold on.
Let's get the stopwatch going.
I got you.
You don't need the stopwatch.
But the last beat was fuego.
Thank you.
They're always fuego.
All right.
Thank you.
Here we go.
You ready? And go. A doubt. They're always fuego. All right. Thank you. Here we go. You ready?
And go.
Hey, yo.
Carla loses Rowdy.
The janitor has to scroll Army.
Turk's dreams are coming true, and Elliot fights with Molly.
JD doesn't want to hurt nobody.
The Todd has super hearing.
He enters, and it's comedy.
The dark side is so powerful and useful if you're fearing.
Fear can save a life. That's crazy,
right? Like what you're hearing? Fake doctors,
real friends, DJ Daniel, Joel,
Monique, ZB, Aster,
recap, thunderous applause, sir.
Turn your key.
Whoa!
Dude!
Here we go. Incredible.
You just got into your Hamilton bag, dude.
Dude, that's the best one you've ever done. Look, I got Dude, that's the best one you've ever done.
Look, I got goosebumps.
That's the best one you've ever done.
And you hit 32 seconds.
Oh, my God.
Damn, not even 30.
I was trying to get 30.
Dude, that was amazing.
What led you to take it to the next level?
So much marijuana.
Inspired my day today. So much marijuana inspired my day today.
So much marijuana inspired my day today.
All right.
So you're crediting Ganja for that because I would have.
I was sitting in my house watching my kids and I was bored.
Okay.
While they were doing their Zoom and I was like i'ma write this down so like a rap
song it was a combination but but but you always are high when you write these and this one looks
particularly great i don't know what happened something got into me today i feel like odb
something got into me daniel you really gotta you gotta you gotta make sure the beat is is worthy of
that i i was i was just going to say a little peek behind the curtain.
All the beats that I've played you are beats that I've made over the past four or five years, whatever that is.
Pull from the bank and just little bits here and there.
This is going to be...
Oh, you might do an original.
Well, they've all been original.
I'm saying you might do one just for this.
Completely fresh.
Fresh.
This will be... Pun intended, Daniel.
This is going to be a brand new one for you.
Well, let's see.
If the fans like it, maybe we'll do this every once in a while.
They're going to love it.
They're going to love it.
I'm a fan of yours, and I love it.
So I don't know why anyone wouldn't.
That was really good.
This episode is very funny.
I laughed a bunch.
I laughed a lot.
I did.
I did too.
We meet Steven for the first time.
This is the episode where Steven comes into our family.
I was so confused because I thought he came in a different way.
I had no idea that the janitor was, spoiler alert,
I had no idea that the janitor actually named Steven and found Steven.
I had no idea. And janitor actually named Stephen and found Stephen. I had no idea.
And becomes sort of attached to Stephen.
He really doesn't want Carla to take him,
and he sort of laments that he's not going to be able to take him to the park.
He really bonded.
The janitor.
Now, this is one of the more surreal.
This is one of those things where Bill, you know,
we joke about how Bill probably should have put it in a fantasy but chose to put it in the real world.
And that is that the janitor captures squirrels, kills them, taxidermies them, and collects them and has made a squirrel army.
Not only that, he's holding committee.
He's holding meetings like a committee.
Yes.
Committee.
He's holding meetings like a committee. Yes.
Yes.
And he's obviously schizophrenic or some condition because he believes that they're all talking back to him and says, like, Gregory, do you mind if I lead the meeting?
Right.
Yeah.
And he doesn't discriminate on names either.
Like, there's Leroy.
There's a bunch of different names.
It's so bizarre but funny that the janitor has a squirrel army i remember i remember them
the prop guys trying to collect enough taxidermied squirrels you can tell that it's like
sort of a bad comp of of copy and pasting more into the shot but i don't think he really i don't
think they they certainly didn't make and or track down what looks like 50 taxidermied squirrels
he also sold his squirrel army for steven so rowdy's lost he feels bad he goes searching
can't find then takes his squirrel puts his squirrel army up so that he can get steven and give steven to carla
so carla won't get in trouble yeah he does a trade he does a trade now i understand leaving
something on your roof we've all done a coffee cup a stack of papers would carla really accidentally
why did carla even put rowdy on the roof i don't know. What was going on in her day
that she thought, while I quickly
get my keys, I'm going to put Rowdy
on the roof of the car? It just doesn't make any sense.
You put him down on the ground. He's a dog.
Well, it's clear. Clearly, she doesn't see
Rowdy as a dog anymore.
I just don't understand, Donald, the movements that went,
quickly while I do X, Y, or Z, I'm going to place him on the roof of my car.
Right.
You got to kind of be like, you got to lift.
There's extra energy, whereas putting it down seems like the easier.
How bad was that backwards effect of Rowdy falling off the car
and then landing perfectly in front of that kid?
That was so bad.
How about Carla taking Rowdy to get washed?
Right, and Danny Rose.
Yeah.
So if you're curious and you're someone who goes back
and looks at these after we talk about them,
in the scene where Carla is trying to get Rowdy
cleaned by a groomer, there's two guys behind the counter,
and there's one who's washing a dog or cleaning a dog or whatever,
grooming a dog, and he's like, no.
And that's Danny Rose, who was Bill's assistant when we started.
He was in all of our first auditions with Bill.
He was really, really involved in the casting of the show with Bill.
He was the one I used to bug all the time. And we, before we ever went to,
before we went to production after the pilot, I used to be like, Danny,
when do we go, man? I need this money, dude. I used to call him all the time.
What day are we going? When do I shoot? Yeah. All of that stuff.
So anyway, he then of course, over the years got promoted and got promoted.
And by the end he was, he was running post-production for the show.
And by the way, Bill texted me this morning.
It was so funny.
He was like wanting to come on.
He's like, hey, when can I come back on?
I was like, dude, you can come on whenever you want.
The fans love it.
We just assume you're such a mogul.
You're so busy.
He's like, I can come on.
When can I come on?
It was the most random text.
He was like fishing for when he could be invited back on the show.
I love it.
I think he loves coming on more than he would admit.
Well, he thinks it's his show, man.
Well, it is his show.
It's indirectly his show.
Right.
Well, at the end of the day, it is yours, Bill.
It's your show, Bill.
And I'm glad that you love it.
I'm glad you love your show.
I was like, come on. I go, how about Tuesday?
He goes, okay. He goes, should I send an
interrupting Bill in the meantime?
Oh!
I was like, if you want to send an interrupting Bill...
You know what would be funny?
If he was on the show and then
sent an interrupting Bill also while on the show.
That's a great idea.
That's next level.
I would love for him to do that.
That's like Inception, Billception.
Whoa.
He just finished shooting.
He's done a Head of the Class remake.
Oh, nice.
Oh.
And I believe it stars instead of an old white guy, a young Hispanic woman.
The actress whose name i don't
know um will you look it up for me joelle she was the i guess the on one day at a time she was the
oldest oh yeah yeah yeah i know what you're talking about i believe she if i'm not mistaken she's the
star of bill's head of the class remake she's a really good actress. Isabella Gomez?
That must be it.
What's the X now that people do,
Joelle? Latinx?
Oh, Latinx? Latinx or Latinx?
What is that?
Oh, okay.
Latina, if you're a female.
Latino, if you're male.
People are like, I fall in between those binaries.
Latinx has come
about as a way of like hey this describes all of our community everyone can fit under this banner
all right so they so so people prefer that as to saying latina or latino they it's still very
hotly contested amongst the latinx community i'm not a part of it but i'm definitely i want to be
respectful of whatever yeah whatever they prefer i i feel like feel like it's a perfectly respectable term to use.
I don't think anyone's going to be like, no, but there still is some conversation happening.
Is this where Xtina came from?
No.
No.
Okay, so this isn't where Christina Aguilera got Xtina.
This is much later, much after Xtina.
That's like Xmas.
You've heard of Latinx, right, Donald, or no?
No, it's my first time ever hearing it.
Oh, it's a new thing.
Oh, really?
I'm a week off Twitter.
Can I get thunderous applause for being a week off Twitter?
Yay!
You missed my big announcement yesterday, though.
Oh, you did?
What's your big announcement?
I got a PS5.
What?
Slow it down.
Slow it down.
Daniel got a PS5.
Oh, okay.
That would have been great if you came out on Twitter.
Daniel, I support you
My year anniversary with my girlfriend is in two weeks
Why are you getting all defensive man
Come on dude
I was just trying to tell Zach
I want a PS5
Danil why are you so quick to not want to be gay? To not want to be gay.
It's not that.
He just isn't, though.
We're all a little gay, Daniel.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Some of us a lot.
Oh, my God.
You got a PS5?
That's what you're celebrating?
Yes.
Yes.
Not as exciting as you coming out, but okay.
You got it.
What's happening?
What game did you play?
What is your most exciting game
you've started playing on the PS5?
Oh, it hasn't gotten here yet.
Oh, you just got one.
I won the rally yesterday
of beating the bots to the Walmart final button.
Congratulations.
You tried so hard.
You'll be more excited
by what's outside your door
when we're done with the show
because Mark has dropped off
a signed copy of the Garden State vinyl. It's there right now? to buy What's Outside Your Door when we're done with the show because Mark has dropped off a
signed copy of the Garden State
vinyl. It's there right now?
It should be. He went out on a mission.
Go see if it's there. If it's not there,
then he's out. It's on its way.
Daniel was in his underwear. I just want you to know that.
No, he wasn't. That was his underwear,
dude. He was in boxer
underwear. He was in boxers
just now. That was his boxers Was that not his underwear
Joel
This is his job
He's not coming to work in his underwear
Donald
He certainly would not stand up and expose himself
Let's see what happens when he walks back in
That's how people get ruined their careers
First of all
First of all
Wireless headphones First of all, wireless headphones.
So I'm just taking y'all with me.
Second of all, these are called shorts, my bro.
They look like underwear, dude.
They're short tight.
Because they go above my knee?
They're black shorts.
What the fuck are you talking about?
They have pockets.
I'm not Allen Iverson here.
I'm not fighting to have shorts below the knee or something.
I like them a little bit higher up.
Yo, you know that the NBA players never were allowed to wear those shorts below their knees.
And so as baggy as those shorts got, they never went below their knees.
They were always at the, you're absolutely right about that, Daniel.
Daniel knows his stuff.
By the way, I've been watching that show.
I know I'm late to it, but The Last Dance.
I think I might like sports
now. Well, you like the
drama. You like the drama of it.
The drama is amazing. In all seriousness, I gotta say
that documentary is... Here's
how you know that documentary is so well made.
I have, as well documented,
I have no interest in sports. I'm
fascinated by that documentary. It is so
well done, and I love
it. You know what I love?
30 for 30s? You'd like those a lot, too.
Do you watch 30 for 30s? No.
Oh, ESPN just has a series of documentaries
where it's like the great
emotional highs and lows of sports
and just real quick deep dives,
and then they have short ones, too, that are like eight minutes
long. I'm obsessed with them.
You would love them.
Watch the Dennis Rodman one. you'd like that one a lot
especially while watching this 30 foot uh watching the uh one that you're watching right now yeah
watch the dennis rodman but the filmmaker who made this this this last dance is clearly so
talented i mean it's so well told and then they're so good i'm getting goosebumps as i think about it
just the way they like they'll have the cold open and then there'll be
something that'll be said
and then they'll cut
to the fucking title sequence
and it's so good.
It's so dramatic
and Jordan is such an interesting,
I love,
now I know why
they had all those memes
of Jordan smiling
looking at the iPads.
Yeah.
Dude,
that's what I'm about to say.
That's the funniest shit.
Him and saying,
and I took that shit personal.
That is the truth, dude.
Yo, listen,
I wish, I wish I had that button where i could take anything anyone said and be like oh really well let me prove why
i'm the best i gotta tell you right let me prove anyone if you're listening and you need any
inspiration for haters being your motivators this This guy, no matter what happened,
would use it and go,
okay, motherfuckers,
you doubt me?
Or you doubt my team?
You doubt what we can do?
Watch.
No, it's not you doubt my team.
It's definitely not you doubt my team.
It's you doubt me?
Yeah, you doubt me.
I'm Michael motherfucking Jordan, dude.
But I thought it was really –
But I just thought it was inspirational from a forget sports point of view,
just a human being that is so driven and so competitive that he feeds off of people doubting him.
He feeds off of people saying, you're done.
It's over.
I just thought that was really inspiring for people.
No matter what you do, that you can go, okay, all right, watch.
Yeah, and then do it.
All right, we're going to go to break.
And when we come back, we're going to actually talk about things more than just Rowdy.
I wrote down so much for this episode.
But wait, if you haven't.
My Adam's apple is made fun of, and I'm really not okay with it.
But we'll talk about what the fucking Adam's apple is made fun of, and I'm really not okay with it, but we'll talk about what the fucking Adam's apple even is.
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Bill would occasionally take digs at us and our own physical appearance,
like the fact that this episode has a whole thing
about how I have a giant Adam's apple well yeah there's that but we can't stop the rowdy talk just yet dude i
know you want to get into that but i gasped out loud when carla dropped rowdy we gasped in the
show i really gasped out loud i was like like how dare you our collective gasp together was really
funny i laughed at that i I did it with us accidentally.
Like, it was simultaneously I did it.
Well, let's go to the top.
So JD wears leg warmers to the gym.
We learned that.
Cox accuses him of wearing leg warmers while he's on the ball.
How is Doug still working at this hospital, dude?
How does he still?
He should be fired by now.
It's so funny that Cox goes, Doug has
killed so many patients that he might be a
government operative.
By the way, do you notice that when Cox says
go, Doug, Doug, Doug, go, go, go,
you idiot, she doesn't have the right thing.
And he goes over there and they reveal, like,
it's a young girl. Like, he's like,
he's not just fucking up
with seniors. He's fucking up with children.
No, he goes to the wrong bed.
No, there's two young girls in two beds next to each other.
Wow.
I mean, it was probably just someone put the background person there,
but I just thought it was funny that it's a kid.
Well, he eventually gets moved to the morgue where it's safer for Doug to work.
Right, because he knows about that.
I don't know when that happens.
It's coming up soon.
It has to pay off soon because this dude's got to get out of there.
I'm wearing an Alphabet City t-shirt.
And you know, I used to live in Alphabet City.
What you know about Alphabet City?
Bro, I used to live in Alphabet City, Avenue A and 7th Street.
Really?
Yeah, for those who don't know-
Did you go below D?
Did you go below D?
Well, you meant east to D.
And you can probably go to D now, but when I lived there, you didn't go to D.
You didn't go get that D.
If you don't know what we're talking about, there's an area of Manhattan called Alphabet City.
The avenues, when they get past one, they become A, B, C, D.
And when I graduated in Northwestern in 97, I moved to an apartment, 103 Avenue A, 7th Street and Avenue A. And it was awesome. I mean, it was a great place to live.
You lived on 7th and A?
And actually there was a restaurant.
It's no longer there.
It was called 7A.
And I couldn't even afford to eat there.
They had a breakfast that was like four bucks.
And I couldn't even afford to get the breakfast, I remember.
And I remember thinking one day I'm going to be able to just get this $3 breakfast whenever I want.
I mean, there's just crazy time.
That's real talk, man. That's broke, broke, man.
Well, I just had, you know, when I first got out out of college my parents were helping me out a little bit with with
rent and i was pa'ing on music videos and commercials but i certainly didn't have like
you know i had i had buy a box of cereal money i didn't have yeah especially especially when you
could get a bagel and cream cheese for like 50 cent at the deli you know what i mean exactly
it totally i totally get what you're
talking about like if i would have spent three dollars i remember there was a ham my dad didn't
want us eating pork when we were kids right but they would get but they would give us like three
dollars for uh lunch right and that had to be for the whole day so i got to eat uh and usually you
would have your lunch tickets for school.
So I would take the $3 and I'd go to the arcade and play video games after school.
And $3 at the arcade, that's a lot of video games.
But there was this ham and cheese sandwich that was $1.99, dude.
And I remember thinking.
That's a deal.
Dude, and it was like so much ham, cheese, and I hated mayo.
So I would make them just put mustard on it.
And I used to be like, yo.
Isn't it funny when you look back?
When we're going to do this show, are we going to do that show, Joelle, where we drive around L.A. and talk about our old haunts?
Yeah, Donald should be getting the car next week.
We're working on dates for that.
We're going to be doing a show where we drive around.
It will be a special episode where all four of us get in a car
and we're going to drive around LA
and just talk about
different things that happened to us.
It's going to be fun.
I can't wait. I got in so
much trouble
for buying that sandwich.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to jump your story.
I showed my dad
the sandwich. He was like, what the fuck is this?
I was like, it's a ham and cheese sandwich.
And he took that shit and slammed it so hard in the trash can.
He was like, you don't ever eat pork.
Why was he so anti-pork?
My dad told...
When I was a kid, my dad would tell me things like,
pork eats the skin off your veins.
Don't eat that shit.
I grew up kosher,
so I didn't eat pork either.
Yeah.
You know,
that's a good question.
I should ask my dad where it came from.
I know a lot of
African-American families
stayed away from pork
when I was a youth.
I wonder what his reason was.
I should ask my father what his reason is. I should,
I should ask my father what that is before.
Maybe it's the Samuel Jackson reason.
Um,
from fiction.
I don't dig on swine.
I just don't dig on swine.
Right.
Um,
anyway,
so yeah,
alphabet,
if you want,
if you're,
if you're walking,
if you're in Manhattan,
go visit,
um,
103 Avenue way and wave for me.
Um,
how about the giant sip take I take from the Punch Bowl?
That was funny.
Very big sip take.
Very big sip take.
And then we gasp.
I laughed at our gasp.
And then I go, don't listen to him.
He's drunk on cheese.
Carla's being very aggressive with Rowdy.
I just didn't like it.
Even this many years later, I didn't like it.
She wants her space.
That's what's coming.
It's coming.
Yeah, it's going to be time for me to – I'm going to get kicked out.
Pretty soon you're going to get kicked out, man.
It's coming.
And that's what's great about Bill and the writers.
They're building it.
It's not going to be something that comes out of nowhere.
They're showing you Carla getting sick and tired of all of this stuff and
and even even if she's all right with it kind it's like i need my own space it's got to be me turk
because we're going to start a family you see it coming man yeah yeah poor poor jd
um rowdy comes to life that was funny in the fantasy where all of a sudden he tackles Carla. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then I go, easy, boy.
She ain't worth it.
She ain't worth it.
She ain't worth it.
Easy, boy.
She ain't worth it.
Hey, yo, I got a question to ask.
What?
Is Heather Graham boobing on purpose in this episode?
There's a lot of cleavage holy shit it's
distracting it's like even squeeze she even squeezes it a couple of times i don't know but
ken winningham also framed for it there's one shot where it's like it just comes around heather and
like her boobs are just bouncing on the bottom of the frame what uh wow i noticed it she um she looks she looks great yeah and and that preempts you know
you were distracted you were distracted i was very distracted by it and then when they talk
about making out and out of nowhere oh my god that's so funny twice the todd runs in he steals
the show every time dude i don't know i can't i't. I don't know what it is, but that makes me laugh every time.
One time he runs in and he's fresh out of the OR.
He's in the middle of surgery.
No, he was in the middle of a transplant.
He was in the OR.
They make some joke about kissing each other.
And he runs in in his OR uniform.
And he says, and they go, no, Todd.
And he goes, back to the transplant.
Right.
And then the next time they're
arguing and she said
you were make out with me like
you said we were gonna do and
out of nowhere from the shower
from the showers build set it
up set it up did I just
no Todd oh man
and he's funny
Rob Mashow I know you listen.
You're a funny man.
And you're very funny.
We have this random thing we did on E with Rob that's coming out.
Yes.
We have a little surprise for you listeners.
I'm going to give you the first tease.
E has this show where they get cast members together and you sort of do some random activities.
And me and Donald did it.
Coming soon to E.
Do you know what it's called?
No, I don't. It's something like Reunion.
Like Road Trip or some shit like that.
Road Trip Reunion. And Joelle and Dan
have a cameo in it as well.
So you visit heaven.
I visit heaven and I see
all the people that I've been, who've died under my watch.
Now, I imagine there's way more people than that that have died under my watch in four years.
These are the ones that got featured on the show, including the patient I lost in the pilot.
Is that who that was?
Yeah.
Interesting.
I didn't know who that was yeah you're talking about the old man
well they were all pretty senior except for um tim hobert's wife but um the right but he's what
he had a line though he was like i i forget his line yeah they all yeah i think they all had a
line but anyway yeah the guy you probably didn't recognize was the guy I lost in the pilot.
Wow.
Yeah, so to remind you audience, Cox is talking to J.D. and J.D.'s interns about how you're going to kill someone.
It happens.
Everybody kills someone.
You're going to kill someone.
It's going to be your fault.
And so J.D. really gets insecure because he doesn't think he's accidentally killed anyone.
He thinks people have died, but not because of a mistake he's made.
And so he gets so insecure.
He doesn't even want to do a tricky procedure because he's worried he's going to kill someone.
And there's a funny bit of dialogue with one of the women that's under his care. And she says, can I drive my Trans Am?
And he says, that's not up to me.
It's up to the police and the owners of those horses
you killed and she says they were everywhere and i go you were on a racetrack mrs carter
yeah i noticed she mowed down horses on a racetrack i noticed something and this is my
first time noticing it so please don't please don't make fun of me zach
i'll never make fun of you i love you i know that we're a medical comedy yes but every time we come
in to the hospital there's always a medical joke did you notice that that's what analgesic is. All of these things are how we start off.
I always thought, I don't know why, but this is how we start the show off a lot of times.
You're implying that the show often opens with a medical-related comedy?
I don't know if that's true.
Okay.
It happens a lot.
It goes, boom, boom, and then it's the medical joke.
Bow, bow.
Right. Boom, boom, bow, bow, and then it's the medical joke. Bow, bow. Right.
Boom, boom.
Bow, bow.
And then it's the medical joke.
And then we go.
Or if the show is extra long.
Wow.
Right.
The one that I like the best is, boom, boom.
Can you imagine you're a composer and you're like, wow.
Done.
Was his name?
Jan?
Was that Jan?
I finished my homework.
Wow.
No, Jan did a good job.
Jan, you're very talented if you listen.
Those are called stings, everybody, in the parlance of score.
When you just need a little moment.
Wow.
Or.
Biggie the bow. a little moment. Wow! Or...
Wow!
Molly tells the truth.
I love that.
She can't help herself.
Elliot has
a patient who is
an addict and needs
a heart transplant.
Yeah.
And for him to get the heart transplant, his file has to go up against the board and they have to deem him worthy of the transplant.
Because they don't want to give it to someone who's still an addict.
Right.
And, you know, this guy, he comes in with this kid and, you know, everybody wants to live. And, you know, when it's brought to the board, Kelso asks Molly straight up, is this guy a liability? And she tells the truth. And it fractures her relationship with uh elliot temporarily but still
uh that's the only way to do it right like if you were put in that situation that's what you do
right of course if you have integrity i mean it speaks a lot to her character she's like look
you're my friend but i'm i'm not gonna this is too important for me to not be truthful. Right. I do think, in my experience as a psychologist, that he's a great risk to fall off the wagon.
But is willing to not say anything and let this thing go through also.
Yeah.
She's letting him do her thing.
Well, she's letting him do her thing.
She's not involved until she is.
And she didn't have to go either. She she goes to show elliot support you know what i'll go with you to
show support how about that i'll hang out yeah and it turns out kelso kelso flips and is like
well we have a well and sam lloyd ted the lawyer is so um oh my god i laughed out loud when he goes
first of all they both know his name,
Molly and Elliot know his name,
and he can't believe that they know his name.
And he's like, yeah, they can have whatever they want.
They know my name.
And Kelsey goes, why don't I open the floor
to those people who don't currently have erections?
Oh my god
That was funny
Very funny
Very very funny
What about the thing
Where I
First of all
I saw Beard for Say
In the ICU
And now I have this
Total neuroses
Whenever I see Beard for Say
He's everywhere
Why aren't you in the pharmacy bro
You're not
He's everywhere
Yeah
But why is the pharmacist
Because I'm
I'm currently on a kick
Where I think that Beard Fosse is the main pharmacist
Of the hospital
There's obviously a lot of prescriptions that need filling
It's a huge old hospital
Why are you in the ICU Beard Fosse
I have no idea why he's in the ICU
I have a whole thing going on
With Beard Fosse
Every time I see him
Not in the pharmacy
I'm like bro
Back down there
Elliot's pretty petty also How petty is Elliot Not in the pharmacy. I'm like, bro, back down there.
Elliot's pretty petty also.
How petty is Elliot?
Well, she's pissed.
She feels betrayed.
Yeah, but when she wins, she rubs it in her friend's face.
Yeah, but then again, she was wrong because the guy disappears.
Right.
But when she wins, she's like all up in Molly's face face like she pages her so that's a funny bit though so she goes she goes you don't want to mess with me
because you know one of the reasons i came as a psychologist is i really know how to pinpoint
everyone's insecurities really well and elliot's like oh no you don't she was eyebrows elliot
elliot they cut back to elliot and she's already sobbing. She's got her mascara is running down her face.
And I'm like, Elliot,
are you really that insecure?
And she goes, giant Adam's apple. And I go,
my lip
starts quivering and I'm like,
I need to go. And then
they card cut to me and I'm in a
fucking red turtleneck.
That shit was hilarious. The red turtleneck. That shit was hilarious.
The red turtleneck?
Like, if you're going to wear a turtleneck,
why are you wearing a fire engine red one?
You're wearing a red turtleneck
while you perform a minor surgery, too.
Yeah, yeah.
But I look so funny.
I think turtleneck,
I can't pull off a turtleneck,
but maybe I should
because of my giant Adam's apple,
but I just think they always look so funny. i remember it's red too listen i remember matthew perry did that
show back in the day uh where he wore where he used to wear turtlenecks all the time not friends
before friends matt perry's been around forever right but i remember there was like when i used
to ride the subway back in new york city there was one with him, and he was on the show.
But the cover –
Joelle, can you find out what that is?
I didn't know that Matt Perry was successful before Friends.
Matt Perry was very successful before Friends.
He was in a lot of things before Friends, actually.
Fitting up his IMDb page.
Is Friends going to be our rewatch show after Scrubs?
No, it's not.
A lot of people have requested it.
The reason I – My thinking behind itubs? No, it's not. A lot of people have requested it.
The reason I,
my thinking behind it, Donald,
is it's that and Seinfeld and The Office are like the most watched ones.
We want to pull the most people in.
I think we should be obscure
and do things that are a little bit different.
I promise you,
I think there are some shows that are very funny
that were just as successful that we could do.
Like A Different World, I'm trying to tell you right now, that would be fire.
You watching Hillman College would be fire.
I just don't know as many people would tune in for that.
The audience is tuning in for Scrubs.
Before there was Friends, there was A Different World world before there was all this cosby and a
different world and cheers ran thursday night before friends and all that stuff and we can do
cheers same type of cheers rewatch show you know black people in any of these shows dude
i'm keeping it 100 with you man some of this it's like look man what am i i'll watch
a bunch of white people tell white people jokes to hold nope not being racist but that doesn't
it doesn't i can't relate i didn't know that i didn't know that you were saying in so many words
you want to pick a show marissa tomei marissa tomei is in the first season of a different world
man there's a white person in that.
There ain't no white people in any of these shows you talk about.
Not Cheers, not Friends, not any of them, dude.
100.
Okay.
Well, I didn't realize until now that your objection was related to African American representation.
I apologize that you didn't know that.
Perry had guest spots on West Wing.
To all the African American people out there, I'm sorry he didn't know that, y'all.
Boys Will Be Boys?
Is that the show you're thinking of?
I think it's Boys Will Be Boys.
I think it's Boys Will Be Boys.
How about when the janitor says, I'm still a little drunk from breakfast?
That's funny.
What about you at the strip club with the stripper?
That was a great moment. Do you remember shooting that? I don't, but you stripper? That was a great moment.
Do you remember shooting that?
I don't, but you could tell I was having a great time. You really looked like you were method acting.
You really was in your bones.
How about you?
So Carla Fantasy, is it a Carla Fantasy that she imagines you're in a strip club?
Why is your character in the strip club?
Because she tells him he can go to get him off the scent that Rowdy's missing.
Oh, is that said in the show?
Did I miss it?
She says go to a strip club?
Yeah.
She says go.
Yeah.
She gives him the, she goes, go to a strip club because he's like, I can't find Rowdy
anywhere.
I don't think any woman would actually do that.
Okay.
I don't think any woman would be like, oh Okay. I don't think any woman would be like,
oh, I need to distract my husband.
Here's Cash.
Go to his strip club.
Carrie Brothers.
At the end of the show.
And Aloma.
Aloma has one joke in the whole show,
and she nails it.
When this is all over,
I'm going to kill you.
I laughed so hard.
Yeah. Soy Brothers Blue Eyes
Yes
This had been on the Garden State soundtrack
Beforehand just so you know
Yeah
And Carey
The funny thing is Carey's singing the song
In the karaoke bar
He's singing his own song
I think we should end today's episode with Blue Eyes Since we can in the karaoke bar, he's singing his own song.
I think we should end today's episode with blue eyes since we can.
Okay.
Have you ever experienced that before, though?
Have you ever experienced karaoke where an artist has walked in and sang their own song?
No, that's a thing?
Yeah.
I have experienced that before.
Really?
Where?
Do you remember before it became the Pink Taco?
What was that?
It was the sushi spot on Sunset.
So before it was Pink Taco, it was like Miyagi's or something like that, right?
Oh, right.
Yeah.
I think it was something like that.
I never went there, yeah.
Jamie Foxx, one night, they used to do a karaoke night, right?
Mm-hmm.
And it would be packed.
And when I say packed, I mean it would be packed to the point where you'd be stuck at the bar,
and there'd be people on stage, and it's Hollywood, so you got actors and actresses.
Jamie Foxx went up once and did a song, and he did Do Me Baby or something like that with a bunch of his friends.
You can do me in the morning, You can do me in the night.
Teela Tequila jumped up and sang a song.
I forget what it was.
Anyway, one night, this young lady jumps up on stage.
No doubt.
I love it.
Teela Tequila is one of your examples of celebrity.
It's going to get even better.
One night, this young lady jumps up on stage and sings Celine Dion's Near Far.
Wherever you are
I believe that the heart
Right.
Nails it.
Kills it.
Immediately after she's done,
everybody's going crazy.
On to the stage
walks Whitney Houston.
What?
Shut up.
If I...
Oh, no.
No.
Joelle's going to cry.
This is amazing.
Should stay.
I would only be in your way.
Oh, my God.
Are you sure it was her and not an impersonator?
I know it was her because she came up and said hi after me
and we hugged and everything like that.
Oh my God.
Dude,
dude sang the whole song.
Kills it.
I felt so bad.
To a karaoke track or like acapella?
To the karaoke track.
Oh my God.
Crushes it.
I felt so bad for the young lady who came up and sang Celine Dion right before that.
Like she murdered it.
But the freaking star power, you know how you play rock band and the star power happens?
And you get that thing hit so hard, man.
Like the whole room turned like that blue that happens.
I felt it.
I felt that energy, right?
Wow.
So she crushes.
This is where it gets real awesome too., you know, I love this brother.
Immediately after, Bobby Brown jumps up on stage and does my prerogative.
No.
It was the best night ever, dude.
What the hell?
It was the best night ever.
It was like, it was one of the best.
Dude, he jumped up on stage.
It's my prerogative.
Did the whole thing, man. Like, it was like it was one of the dude he jumped up once it's my prerogative did the whole thing man like it was it was if i could i that's why i asked you have you ever seen so carrie doing his
own song i get it so yeah reminding me of one of the most embarrassing moments in our history
together do you know what it is no you know i you know you like you cringe sometime i think
remind me if i've told this in the podcast before but like sometimes do you ever have that thing in your life that happened that makes you cringe
and you have to shake it off because you're thinking of how embarrassing it was?
Yes.
Well, this is one of mine.
Donald and I were at a party, and we were intoxicated.
And the DJ struck up, I don't want no scrubs.
Scrubs.
And Donald and I both went,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't get it twisted.
Don't let me in this shit.
Don't let me in this shit.
Don't let me in this shit.
We took over the dance floor.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yep, yep.
We took over the dance floor
and started dancing to scrubs.
Don't you let me in on this shit.
That creeps me up at night.
Dude, I was on the dance floor dancing with my wife already.
Bro, don't get out of this.
The song comes on.
I remember it because me and my wife started walking off the dance floor.
No, you're going to buy it back.
You're going to buy it all back.
Here comes ZB high-stepping.
High-stepping.
High-stepping like it was his freaking bar mitzvah.
High-stepping like it was his bar mitzvah.
I don't want no scrubs.
The scrubs is a guy that can't get no love from me.
And I was, like, pointing, like, you and me.
We're the scrubs.
So embarrassing.
I'm telling you, I will be falling asleep and think of that moment and, like, shiver because it's so embarrassing.
But, yo, that happens.
All right.
So like when we were coming up in New York and stuff like that, when I was coming up
and I would go to clubs, if you went to a club and a DJ was there and you had like were
in movies or in TV shows or something like that, and there were songs that were related
to that, the DJ would play it to acknowledge you and acknowledge the fact that you're at the party.
So do you think the DJ did that for us?
Definitely, but you acted like
that had never happened to you before.
It hadn't.
I know, but you're supposed to act like you've been there before,
dog. You're supposed to act like...
I think it was in Kate Hudson's backyard.
It was! In front of Leo,
in front of all of them.
This motherfucker...
It was worse because it was in front of all these A-list celebrities.
So cringy.
But Donald, I think you're minimizing the fact that you definitely raised your hand in the air.
I did.
Listen, if anything, you are my best friend.
I can't let you go out like that.
But I remember being like, oh, this guy.
Dude, it's kind of like in the show when JD lies down next to Turk on the ground at the basketball game.
Yes, that's exactly.
You joined me and went all out.
You're like, all right, he's going to make a fool of himself, but I'm not going to leave my buddy out there to fucking hang himself alone.
All right, Joelle, is the guest here?
Yes, the guest is here.
All right, great.
We're going to go to break, and we'll be right back with the guest.
Is the guest here?
The guest is here.
All right, great.
We're going to go to break, and we'll be right back with the guest.
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Woo-hoo! Let's see And we're back. Woo-hoo.
Let's see who we got today.
Let's see.
Oh, we have Katie Price.
Hello.
Hi.
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Katie Price and Friend.
And Friend is wearing a Wish I Was Here T-shirt.
Hello, my friend.
What's your name?
I'm Eric.
What is it?
And Eric!
Eric, nice to meet you, and thank you for repping Wish I Was Here swag.
That's a dope shirt.
Where are you guys calling from?
We're from a small little city in Michigan called Albion.
Okay, I'd never heard of albion but i am noticing that donald is
going to geek out because you have uh star wars prints on your wall what's the story behind those
well the first one the first one on uh above katie that's the uh shield generator from uh
return of the jedi and it looks like an ad at walker what is that? What's the Adat Walker made out of?
And then above, I see a speeder bike.
And I can't tell what.
It looks like Dagobah.
It's like a small Yoda.
Yeah, it's Dagobah.
Dagobah system, guys.
Dagobah.
Wow.
Four for four.
Well, dude, what an entrance.
You've got Star Wars prints on the wall and a Wish I Was Here t-shirt.
You had us at hello.
And they have a debunking in here.
Eric wrote in to tell us a story. go ahead go ahead Eric tell us your story so I've been listening for the entire run of the podcast thank you sir I was I started running last year and this was my podcast I
listened to while I was running great so I'd always hear the guest and like that's so cool
they call in they get to talk to you guys like I can't think of anything that I'd always hear the guest and like, that's so cool. They call in, they get to talk
to you guys. Like, I can't think of anything that I could bring to the table to be a good guest
until the recent episode with Sarah Chalk. Okay. And you got to the words, the end of it. And
Donald seemed to think that there's no way that anyone could date, break up, and then years later get back together and get married.
Yes.
I want to hear.
First of all, hold on.
Don't shut it.
I'm not going to.
Listen, man.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Let them have their moment.
They're going to have the moment.
I just want to make sure that the rules are clear.
No.
You guys broke up. you guys broke up you guys
broke up because one of you is what one of you was an asshole though right okay cool okay all right
good let him tell the story go ahead what's your journey tell us your journey i moved moved away
from my first couple years of college and then came back to my hometown college where i started
to date a girl from my
high school right away little did I know that this girl from my high school was dating this
friends with me friends with sorry yes girl I was dating was friends with this absolute rocket here
next to me right so I started developing feelings for her broke up with the first girl, started dating her afterwards, dated for a couple of years.
And towards the end of the couple of years, we started to grow apart a little bit. Things got
sour. I wasn't the most mature person. And so we both graduated and I moved away and she went to
grad school. So fast forward a couple of years, I'm living out in Las Vegas.
She comes out there for a conference.
We meet up, hang out a little bit, and maybe start to rekindle things.
And then, of course, I'm the asshole and break things apart again.
Oh, man, that's two strikes.
I know.
We go our separate ways for a couple more
years fast forward to 2012 i'm still in grad school um doing my phd um and i hear from him
for the first time in years because things were not good after the whole las vegas shenanigan
um and he was like hey i know we haven't talked in a while. I'm going to be
where you live. Are you around? And I felt kind of bad for him because he was going to be by
himself in this city where he didn't know anybody and it was his birthday. So it was like, I'll
throw him a bone. You're a nice woman because he had two different periods of being a jerk to you.
Yeah. And I also, I have to say, it was a good thing we broke up
because grad school was a really good time of personal growth for me
where I got really good at loving myself and being single
and just having fun on my own.
So you sort of, you did your own thing.
You got some of that.
Yeah, Donald, go ahead.
You guys aren't giving a good example, I'm going to be honest with you.
What are you talking?
Let them finish.
Okay.
Our paths kept crossing, though, over these years.
You don't have to be right.
Let them have their moment.
I'm going to be right at the end of this.
This couple right here is destined to be together.
You can tell from when they met.
This is when Harry, this is a nice little meet cute.
All right, go ahead.
Don't worry about him.
Go ahead.
So we hang out on my birthday when I'm in her city and we go back our separate ways.
Fate brought us back together again at a friend's father's funeral.
Brought me home to where she's teaching.
She's now a college professor. Brought me home to where she's teaching. She's now a college professor brought me home to where
she's teaching. We meet up again, rekindle things. She makes it very clear to me at this point that
if you met, like if we're getting back together, this is for real. Yeah. I also in the meantime,
had a very strict policy with anybody else I was dating. Like we date once, if we break up,
there's a reason it's over. So you didn dating. Like, we date once. If we break up, there's a reason.
It's over.
So you didn't, with other people that you saw, you didn't ever go back?
Of course not.
But you obviously had strong feelings for this guy because there's something special about this guy.
There was something there.
Well, so that's kind of the underlying thing is that I was truly and fully in love with Eric when we were in college.
And I knew what it felt like to truly be in love with somebody.
And I promised myself that I would never get married unless I felt that way again about somebody.
Good for you.
So we get back together and start dating again.
She lays it down.
Like, if this is happening, like, we're getting married.
Like, if we're dating again, this is it. Like this is the ultimatum.
So I was a hundred percent. I'd done my own personal growth at this point.
I'd matured. I was like, yep, I'm in. So we start dating again.
We move into, we move back to the same city again.
And we got engaged in 2015,
2015 got married in 2017 and we're coming up on four years next month.
There's applause, Daniel.
Congratulations. I'm a romantic, so I love stuff like that. Now, Donald is going to
say why you don't meet the criteria that he set. Go ahead.
Okay. So this story already comes from love. So you knew you were in love all the way back then, and you just were waiting for him to get to the level that you were at.
So therefore, all of the breakups in your heart, because you were in love, were kind of like, you know what?
He kind of holds a place.
I'll see him soon.
I'll see him soon where the story would have been, would have been held the criteria, the girl that you broke up with to get with her after you that, and you got back with her that I would have been
like, Holy shit. That's that I would have never did your story right there. I that's kind of like
me and my now wife, I chased after her forever and ever and ever. And then she finally said yes.
She said yes when she knew I was ready.
It sounds like the same thing with you.
It sounds like you came back and you were like, gee, how do I keep messing this up?
And she was like, well, I'm here.
And you're like, well, what's up?
And then you're like, oh, I'm going to mess it up again.
And she was like, when you're ready, I'll be here again.
Fair enough. I was not sure he was ever going to get his shit together enough though but you were banking on but you had in your heart you knew well i'm not gonna say in your heart but you were hoping he did
yes i was definitely hoping you're so lucky that she's so cool dude you're a very lucky man dude
you are a very lucky man and i hope You are a very lucky man, and I hope you understand this
because anyone... 100%.
Okay. Anyone who is willing to
put up with some bullshit
like that to wait for you to mature...
Two times where he's like, I can't...
It was more. It was many
more times than that. He
somehow always found his way back into my life
and then destroyed me.
Oh, man. Well, I'm so happy that it –
Destroyed is a heavy word.
I'm going to say damn.
I know.
Damn.
Well, it has a happy ending, and that's what we like.
And we love people to be happy and in love.
We're in the process of finding Joelle love here on the show, as you know.
We're still waiting on someone to sponsor the Joelle love segment.
All right, guys. Well, that's a great story.
And welcome to the show. And do you have a question for us?
Yes, we do. So we've been fans of the show.
That's one of the things we bonded over when we first started dating was the
show. She said she was watching it first. She got me into it.
And like that, that's what's up.
And so it's been something we even
watch we rewatched we also don't recognize the ninth season as being a thing that's not part of
the original show i've never actually even seen it yeah neither have i i've never watched one
i've never watched one episode of the ninth i don't think i've ever watched an episode it's
gonna be really fun when we get to it because we'll be seeing it for the first time. We have
the DVD box set from seasons
one through eight and we stopped it. Yeah.
We recommend that.
With so many stories being told during that
time, is there any story that
you wish had been told or any
story in Scrubs that you wish had been
told differently?
Hmm.
I wish we would have met Turk's father. Hmm. I wish we would have met
Turk's father.
Why do you have a father? Did you not have a father?
I think he does. I'm pretty
sure he does. I don't remember why they never
chose to cast...
I thought Billy Dee was the dad.
No, Billy Dee was...
Billy Dee was
Zach's girlfriend at the time's father.
Is that who he was?
Godfather.
Godfather, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And he's really Billy Dee.
And he's really Billy Dee Williams, yeah.
Yeah, because you go, Billy Dee Williams.
No, I go, Lando Calrissian.
Oh, yeah.
Billy Dee, damn it.
It's Billy Dee, damn it.
It's Billy Dee, damn it. It's Billy D, damn it.
Lando Calrissian.
I told you all the story on what I did when I did that to him in real life and what happened.
Yeah.
Did not go well for me.
I don't know if you're going to be playing young Lando anytime soon.
Well, it already didn't happen.
And the meme that you posted online was one of the worst things you've ever done to my life.
I remember being so upset, but thinking it was so funny.
When Donald Glover was announced as Lando Calrissian, Zach Braff posts the picture, the meme of me in the car from Clueless when the truck comes behind me and I'm yelling.
And he wrote under it, when you find out you're not playing Lando.
Savage.
I forgot I did that.
That's funny.
I remember laughing so hard.
You were legit mad?
Dude, listen.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
When it said Lando Calrissian is going to be played by Donald
and then dot, dot, dot, dot, dot,
I think all media was fucking with me that day.
I think all media was fucking with me that day.
They could have said Donald Glover right away,
but they wrote Donald dot, dot, dot, dot,
and I was like, I got a chance.
Click.
Fuck! You thought you might not have been warned McDonald dot dot dot dot. And I was like, I got a chance. Click.
You thought you might not have been warned that you had been cast as Lana.
You're like, like, I'm just reading the news.
I don't know how shit works. You hear people are freaking driving in their car and they get nominated for Academy Awards and shit like that.
I was like, maybe this is how the shit happens for me.
Maybe my life gets turned upside down like the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
The same way, you know, maybe it happens over the trades.
Maybe that's how I find out.
And it didn't happen that way.
I'm hoping that's how I find out I'm in one of these Star Wars shows.
Donald Faison is cast as such and such in one of these Star Wars shows.
I got to make that happen, man.
I wish there was something.
I wish.
There is nothing you can do unless you work for Lucasfilm.
Let's start.
Speaking of, are you guys watching any?
I hate to do it, but I'm going to.
Are you guys watching WandaVision?
We haven't watched today's episode yet.
Oh, my God.
It's so good.
I know.
Joel.
Dude.
Turn your key, Joel.
It's turned. I haven't seen it yet is it is it oh my listen if you have you have you daniel you like it daniel's not watching i haven't seen it
i don't watch the other daniel's not watching any of any i'm just happy you're watching a tv show
my friend because you don't normally you only watch the finales why because it's like a movie
because it's crazy to watch it. It's like a movie.
And the way they flawlessly move between
television formats and film formats
is mind-blowing. Then they
got, like, top-tier actors.
Tiana Parish, who is just
killing it. There are not
words to describe the talent this woman
has. If you see the real street could talk,
she's the main girl in that.
They cast her in here to play Monica Rambeau,
one of the baddest mother effers ever
to be in Marvel. You can curse, Joelle.
It's okay. No, no, no.
The baddest motherfuckers ever.
Oh, no, Joelle, don't. No, no.
Is that the first time Joelle's cursed
on the podcast?
No, I'm trying to do...
When it's PG and Disney,
I try to stay away from them.
I'm trying to when it's PG and Disney, I try to stay away from them. I'm trying to corrupt.
I'm trying to corrupt Joel into turning to the side that I'm on.
We have two takes.
We can elaborately bleep me out, but the show is, it's very, very good.
And I love, why can I not think of Wanda's actual human name?
You mean Elizabeth Olsen?
Mary Kate and Ashley's ashley sister yeah the little
baby sister oh she is so talented and really holding down the fort on this show it's exciting
i don't know where it's going it's a really great in a year where we haven't had a marvel movie
it's like a really interesting way to be like marvel to move into the next phase like i feel
like they're maybe one of the very few companies that is like this pandemic might work for us like we can build a ton of story out and explore new worlds and really get people into
whatever our second wave is going to look like i huge fan of this show really enjoy it if this
if this is what tv is now if this is what television is going to be holy cow we are it's
about to get it we're about to jump to the next level. You know, uh,
if Disney has taken over where Lucasfilm left off, they're doing it right because TV is now,
it's, it's, it might as well look, it is a movie. It looks just like the movie, just like it. And
it never did that before. And now we're there. When they go from the four by three format and
it starts to slowly pan out and then go to the widesc go from the four by three format and it starts to
slowly pan out and then go to the widescreen like you know it's about to go down like yeah that's
cool that's cool i want to check it out yeah i i've been hearing great things about it and that's
something i'll watch donald we're gonna have a show that we both watch besides mandalorian
i love it all right what's your next question um so So I know that Scrubs has been said to be one of the most medically accurate shows.
My mom was a nurse.
She was even like, this is the closest it actually is, you know, to real life in a hospital.
It's also very useful in academia.
I swear somebody in the writer's room took a calm one-on-one textbook,
opened it up to chapters about listening identity and, um,
conflict. And I can't tell you how many times I have watched, uh, my own American girl, uh, my office and my 15 seconds,
um, to teach those concepts in the classroom.
Do you use them in the classroom?
Yeah, I've watched them with my students.
You're that cool teacher that rolls in.
Remember when we were in public school
and they would roll in the TV cart
and you were like, yes, TV cart.
Yeah, so I've gotten some students into Scrubs.
We appreciate you.
But I'm curious if, uh, since it clearly has
applications to lots of different areas of life, if you have heard of any other, um, industries
that have found scrubs to be useful. No, I personally haven't, but I love the fact that
you see that. Um, um, I don't think I've ever heard of anyone referencing it besides the medical
community, which, uh, seems to really love it.
It's good for teaching because
it was a network TV show, so there's not a lot of
swear words or graphic
sex or anything, so
you can play it.
There was some graphic sex.
There's a lot of Todd.
A lot of Todd.
Todd's package.
Yeah.
It was pretty sexy for a
network show, though, I think.
Especially in this episode, Donald's
getting gyrated on by
an erotic dancer.
Well, no, Turk is. I wasn't.
Turk was. Well, you were in real life.
I was acting. You don't remember
shooting that scene?
There's so many strip clubs, Zach.
So many.
Okay.
It just goes together with all the other experiences.
All right.
It's time, ladies and gentlemen.
Drum roll, Daniel.
I want a drum roll here.
Timpani drum roll, Daniel.
It's time for a tiny town in Michigan's favorite segment.
It's time to fix your life.
All right,
go ahead guys.
How can we fix your life?
You seem like pretty happy people,
but we're going to do it anyway.
So this is kind of a fix our life.
Plus probably fix a lot of people's lives.
Yes.
We've,
we've done during pandemic,
we've done puzzles, we've done
baking together, we've gone for walks, we've kind of done a lot of card games, we've done a lot of
stuff. And so we're kind of running out of things to do. So anything that you guys have done with
your significant others or other people in your lives that you can share that we can also do
to stave off some boredom great idea um we
started a garden oh you have a beautiful garden do you have room for a garden beautiful garden
i know it's freezing because michigan is not the season weather for a garden yeah sorry it's not
gonna work sorry we live in la where it's 70 right now but we can start doing what can you
i was about to say what can you grow that by by May you can plant and be ready to, you know what I mean?
What is there that you can do indoor and then take it outdoor?
Because then it's like you're creating a baby.
Yeah, she's right.
You could do seedlings like in your window.
It is fun to watch everything grow.
That's something that we've done that I really enjoy a lot.
What's the favorite thing that you've planted?
Tomatoes. I mean, it's not the season even in LA for tomatoes, but we planted so many cherry
tomatoes and it's like, they're green, they're green, they're green. All of a sudden one week,
it's just like so many, you have to give them away and you eat them off the vine and they're
so delicious. And heirloom tomatoes. had we had i mean i was just like
giving tomatoes away to all my friends and neighbors because we have so many yeah donald
right you have to raise your hand you're the co i don't want to i don't want i don't want to cut
you off why why don't you guys do grapes that would be great i did oh them no you zach um i
did imagine i having just because i think that um vineyard uh looks so cool like just doing a
section like that but um i don't know there's people there's companies that like if you have
like a small amount of grapes you know not like zero not like nothing but like you know a low
amount of grapes that you're only going to get a couple bottles of wine out of there's companies
that will take all your grapes that you harvest and make you like two bottles of wine out of there's companies that will take all your grapes that you harvest and
make you like two bottles of wine from your crop or whatever it is i don't know i think that would
be really cool if you got some wine if you made some wine and then put it up on the fake doctor's
real friend site i don't think that think that I could make enough wine in my
backyard. It's one bottle.
One bottle. We bid
on it. We have people bid on it.
And it goes to charity. That would be
so cool, dude. That is a good idea.
That would be so cool. I just have to
plant a vineyard.
Guys, forget about
fixing your life. We're going to fix
Zach's life now. now zach this is what you
should do you're welcome what you should do you're welcome thank you welcome um what else can we tell
um um what's fun to do at all like it's it seems sort of sometimes trivially silly but i i like
just painting like just moving paint around and experimenting with
colors and mixings and it's like a small investment but once you have it like on a nice sunny day you
just want to like go outside and paint a field and and you can easily track your progress as you grow
as an artist and then you have nice gifts for everybody birthdays holidays just because just
be like oh you moved in here have a painting you need something on
your walls it's like it's just a really lovely like hobby that you can do it by yourself or
together i got one now you're gonna think it's weird and you're not gonna want to do it so it
sounds great so far maybe you will or maybe you will but i do i do i do animation and that could
be something you could get into together. You know what I mean?
Why not?
You got a bunch of time on your hand.
It takes a lot of time.
Well, you're saying like this is a hobby that you're very skilled at and have had 10,000 hours of experience.
You don't just dip your toe in stop motion animation.
Sure you do.
That's how it starts.
You say, hey, you know what?
Let's try it. You get some Play-Doh.
You get some Play-Doh.
You got ad-ads on the wall you got you know you got a bunch of star wars stuff so it's clear that you're into
that type of uh stuff so why not why not create you guys could create your own little shorts
create your own little the software is inexpensive it doesn't take much you can even buy lego or
whatever to tell your story uh what do they call that series
of lego that where they're like the town where they you know not really like creator creator
yeah that series if you want to really it's like i thought of it like doing a puzzle in a sense that
it's a big ass house and it's not meant for a child i mean i think it says like 16 and up or
something but that's fun to do together that's something i didn't do during the pandemic but i and it's not meant for a child. I mean, I think it says like 16 and up or something,
but that's fun to do together.
That's something I didn't do during the pandemic, but I have done when I was procrastinating
and supposed to be writing.
I was like, I know what I'll do.
I'll write after I build this giant Lego house.
I have another really quick idea
that my friends are doing that are a couple
that is like they're reading to each other every night,
which I think is just the sweetest thing. I don't know, you're a professor. So maybe they're reading to each other every night which i think is just the
sweetest thing um i don't know you're a professor so maybe you're like girl i don't want to read
anything else when i get home i'm done but if you you guys enjoy star wars there's an entire
new line of star wars books coming out um that are really well written if you're into star wars
high republic it's years before the movies so that's kind of fun new universe to dive into
i just spent like two or three hours reading to each other each night.
And I just think it's so romantic and sweet.
It's very sweet.
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As important as choosing the right destination when traveling is choosing the right travel
partner. Gene! Eugene Fodor! Jean, who's budding?
Much of the joy you will find on the road
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So you write the books, Jean,
and the last hour runs the business.
I understand now.
He's a wise man,
Marie is a wiser woman.
But be careful
and choose your travel partner well,
because the worst trips result
when two partners have two different agendas.
Get down!
I'm not stupid, Gene. Something is going on and it's high time you tell me the truth.
Freeze, Americano!
Gene, run!
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Your time won't, and we're all too quickly approaching that final destination.
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I used to have so many men.
How this beguiling woman in her 50s.
She looked like a million bucks.
With zero qualifications.
She had a Harvard plaque.
Tricks her way past a wall of lawyers and agents.
She's got all of these Maseratis and Bentleys all in the driveway.
Is it like a mansion?
Yes, it's a mansion.
That this queen of the con uses to scam some of the biggest names in professional sports out of untold fortunes.
About six million.
Approximately $11 million.
Nearly $10 million was all gone.
Employing whatever means necessary to bleed her victims dry.
She would probably have sex with one of her clients. Hide your money in your old rich man because she is on the prowl.
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joelle what kind of paints do you paint with oh um i'm partial to watercolors because they're not
as expensive as oils um and they're easier to blend.
Like you got to really be in there with like oils with the like metal tool and mashing.
And I'm like, I'm going to mess it up.
And then I spent $50 on this one tube of paint.
Now I'm angry.
Whereas watercolors, you know, you spend $50, you get a nice little palette.
I mostly like to do like sunsets.
I'm obsessed with painting sunsets.
They're not hard at all.
They're fun.
You don't feel like a failure afterwards. People are that's a sunset i'm like yes it is thank you
because you are very special guests and because you're wearing that very awesome t-shirt we're
going to give you a special prize today. You're the first recipient.
Wait, do you have a record player?
Yes, we do.
I'm going to give you a signed Wish I Was Here vinyl.
Yay!
So much! That's awesome!
Joelle will get your address,
and I will write you a personal note,
and this is a really beautiful
double album, and it's 180 grams,
which means it's good.
And it's from Zach and Donald.
Yes.
By the way, if you look closely,
that's Donald's arms
because this is the scene where we drive the Aston Martin.
Donald, you probably didn't know this.
Your arms are on the poster.
Is that me?
Yeah, these are, look.
Oh yeah, I recognize that that now do i know something funny
do i know a bit of funny trivia so when you when you make a movie poster um every actor has a
different uh contractual thing if they're they have to be on the poster or it's up to the
filmmakers it's it's all in the contract and in certain things it well, if you show one person, they have it in their contract.
Like, well, if this person's face is on the poster, then mine has to be on the poster.
It's all this small print stuff.
Well, when we're making the poster, it turns out, and Josh Gad wouldn't have cared, but it didn't matter.
It was already in the contract.
If his face was on the poster, then it triggered other people had to be on the poster.
And we couldn't have that because we liked the design.
So Josh Gad is technically on, but we put a glare over his face.
You see that?
That is...
Fuck, dude!
So it's a little bit of trivia for you.
Oh, my God!
Thank goodness Josh is a cool dude because i'd be like
look strategically placed glare over his face that's so funny pretty sneaky zach pretty sneaky
zach um all right guys thank you for coming on the show you can stay because we're done
right we finished it already yeah uh fans we sold out donald of those um of the of the keychain
things the lockets they sold out like in 24 hours no matter how many things we we put up they gone
do you think it had something to do with me singing annie yes yes of course maybe
i can't fathom how many of those things we bought. I see what you did there, Daniel. Daniel, did you plan that?
Daniel, did you plan that?
No, I don't know. You did. Let's take
credit. You did. What can I say?
So the only thing, exciting
new thing we have in the merch shop, if
you're intrigued, is we have these badge pulls. If you
have a job where you need to pull out your
badge, why not look
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For all you lovers out there, your badge, why not look cool with Donald and I snuggling on your chest? All right.
For all you lovers out there.
Badge pulls for all you lovers out there.
By the way, we know we created the keychain thing for a Valentine's Day gift,
but they're sold out.
So give your lover a badge pull.
For all you lovers out there, we have Dr. Real Friends badge pulls.
You can attach the badge part to your lover's waist and then clip this on your waist.
And then you guys can just go like this back and forth and bang.
I thought you were going to say something else.
I'm so glad you didn't.
Let us move on to the end of the show where Carrie Brothers will be singing Blue Eyes.
Yes, good.
So everybody, thank you for tuning in.
We care about you.
Stay safe.
Be kind. Love each other thank you for tuning in. We care about you. Stay safe. Be kind.
Love each other like this beautiful couple does.
And we're going to end the show with our friend,
Kerry Brothers, who is an incredibly talented musician.
And here is his song that everybody loves.
Go ahead, Don.
What are you trying to say?
When I first heard this song, and you guys tell me
when you listen to it, if you understand what he's saying
in the first verse, It's something like, wish enough, a wise man to tell you a lie.
What did you think it was?
No, this is what I'm talking about.
When the boat tossing, what the heck does he say right there?
I asked him once.
He was like, I don't know what I'm saying.
Yes.
I asked him and he He was like, I don't know what I'm saying. Yes. I asked him, and he said he didn't know.
So you listeners.
When you listen to the song now, you'll see if you can find out what Kerry's singing about.
And also check out Kerry Brothers Music, because he's a friend of ours.
He's a friend of the show, and he's a delightful human being.
So here's Kerry Brothers with Blue Eyes.
We love you.
Bye. Bye. Bye. I love that you dream of a single tragic scene.
I just want to sing a song with you.
I just want to take it all from you. Blue eyes, you are all I need
Blue eyes, you're the sweet tamale
You're the sweetest of my men Fist it up
Dot on the palm of your hand
I can help you stand
Saved it up for this dance.
Tell me all the things you can.
I just want to sing a song with you.
I just want to be the one that's true
Cause blue eyes
You're the secret I keep
Cause blue eyes
Oh, lights on
You all lie
But you can't hold
With your heart
So sublime When the stars are aligned
But you don't know
You don't know the greatness you are
Cause blue eyes You're the destiny
You see
Cause blue eyes
I just wanna be in the world
I just wanna sing say it's all for you
I just want to get it all for you
Blue eyes, you're the secret I keep I just wanna sing a song with you.
I just wanna sing a song with you.
I just wanna sing a song with you I just wanna sing a song with you
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We will always exist and we will
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Hi, this is Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty. So in this podcast, I'm going
to be talking about marriage, divorce, my family, my career. I'm also going to be talking a lot
about cancer, the ups and the downs, everything that I've learned from it. It's going to be a
wild ride. So listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty on the iHeartRadio app,
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You have a conversation based on that melody and those chord changes.
So it's kind of like giving someone a topic and say, okay, talk about this.
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