Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 408: My Last Chance
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One last time, I need to be the one who takes you home.
One more time, I promise after that
I'll let you
go. What is that?
It's beautiful. Ariana Grande
baby. Is that a new song?
Old song, man.
It reminds me of this episode.
This episode. Now listen
everybody. I've
said this episode's great because I directed it.
Forget the direct. Dude, this shit is good, dude.
Forget the direct. This is my favorite is good, dude. Forget the direct.
This is my favorite episode so far, dude.
I agree.
I agree.
Dude.
I'm not just saying that.
I'm not just saying that because I directed it.
Direction aside, the script for this episode is fucking hilarious.
You are fucking hilarious.
You have like.
I'll accept that.
I'll accept that.
You have like five laugh out loud moments.
Yeah, I'll take it.
I'll take it. I'll take it. Dude, like five laugh out loud moments. Yeah, I'll take it. I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Dude, this episode.
And first of all, it's so funny.
Thank you.
Listeners, you have to understand that Bill Lawrence is so competitive that he gave me this episode.
If you watch this episode, it is far and away more epic than any other episode before.
It looks like a feature.
Dude, there's a car crash.
There's a car crash. All the characters, except Laverne,
which was weird. Everybody's in the
freaking opening montage.
Everybody's a big-ass party.
What about how I'm literally on fire?
I mean, you have to understand.
I got this script
and I was so... Save it for the show!
Save it for the show! I'm glad you're
saying what you're saying because I was like, I watching this and i'm going people are going to clown on
me but i think this might be the best fucking one of the no it is dude so far i think it's the
funniest it's the funniest most epic episode so far so far it's the best episode so far of scrubs
i'm so that's weird so far it's the best episode so far of Scrubs. It's pretty fucking good, dude.
It's so freaking good. And I love
all the directors that came before,
and I love all the people who've written before,
and all of the shows had great
meaning. This episode feels
like a feature film.
Absolutely, dude. And I wonder if that has something
to do with the director. Let's look up and see who it was.
Scrolling.
Joel, can you look that up?
Joel, can you look up who directed
this one? Because it's fucking... It feels
different. It feels like...
You know how WandaVision, you were saying,
doesn't feel like a TV show? It feels like a feature? I haven't watched yet.
I haven't watched yet.
No, I haven't either, but I'm saying... Nobody's watched it.
I love it. We're going to watch tonight, dude.
I love it.
Listen, you know how everyone is saying... You were saying that WandaVision doesn't feel like a TV show.
It feels like a feature.
Yes.
Well, I feel that about this episode of Scrubs.
It feels like Scrubs the feature.
Absolutely.
I agree with you 100%.
It is so fucking funny.
I have like so many pages of notes.
I don't know how we're going to get through all this in the amount of time we have.
I'm glad you wrote a lot of notes because I was working on the recap in my mind. Oh, are we going to get a special rap as promised? We're going to get through all this in the amount of time we have. I'm glad you wrote a lot of notes because I was working on the recap in my mind.
Oh, are we going to get a special rap as promised?
We're going to start it right now.
I'm going to rehearse it a couple of times.
I'm not recording shit.
Dan, you're going to have to.
It's okay.
I was recording the whole time.
It's all good.
You'll just be echoey.
Everyone, Donald forgot to press play on his.
I forgot to hit record.
Your levels are good, right?
Now they are. They're great.
So that's why he was echoey.
Because he was on the Zoom audio.
Do you want to apologize to the listeners?
I apologize to everybody. I'm glad I looked down
to make sure, though.
Because you were so enthralled by
the direction of this episode. It's the best episode,
dude. It really is.
So look, the recap... Wait, do you want to
count into the show first? Yeah, sure you want to count into the show first?
Yeah, sure.
We can count into the show.
Can I do it because I directed the episode?
Absolutely, man.
Go for yours.
Go for yours. show we made about a bunch of doctors and nurses and a janitor
who loved to hate
us and he's got
stories that we
all should know.
So gather round
to hear our
gather round
to hear our
Scrubs Rewatch
show with
Zach and
Donald.
We have so much
to talk about.
All right.
All right.
Let me just
rehearse this real
quick and then we
can get into we have so much to talk about. What if the one that just rehearse this real quick and then we could get into we have so much to talk what if the one that you rehearse is magical then we don't
have you recorded it and then i got recorded and we got it all right go for yours donald all right
here we go jd was like can i freaky freak with molly to elliot who was hard pressed but probably
when i think of it knew he had no chance in hell So she sent him on a quest, feel me watch he fails
This episode was directed by Zee Bizzle After Garden State came out so he was starting
to sizzle And Dollar Bill was like I don't want the
boy to fizzle I let him direct, peep the scenario
Spaglock, crazy shots, improvise what you got
Treated by a coyote, hmm that's kinda hot Topping out a chocolate, so's your face Dr.
Cox Molly Shannon, Molly Clock, zip line cause she's Treated by a coyote. Hmm, that's kind of hot. Topping out a chocolate. So's your face, Dr. Cox.
Molly Shannon, Molly Clark.
Zip line, cause she's hot.
All well received by the populace.
Cause like Prime, ZB was an optimist.
Uh, I rock it like a large yuan.
Serving emcees like a restaurant.
You could just call the Faison's.
That's the recap, but it wouldn't be complete without shot. Now DJ Daniel and Joel Monique.
Yeah.
Come through.
That was amazing.
Dude, I feel like it's my birthday
and you gave me the best present you've ever given me.
Boo bars.
Yo, I hope that you can put this together.
Oh, don't you worry about a thing.
That was hard.
What was the metronome set to?
95 beats per minute.
Dude, look how
happy you made your beat maker.
Don't you worry about a thing.
Dude, that was incredible.
I mean, I'm not just saying this because I love you.
You're a really good writer
of raps and rhymes.
You're a gentleman and a scholar.
No, you...
You are a really good director and
writer of movies. Dude, you... cheaper by the dozen and everything like that. I liked, I like it when you direct things to like this episode so far in the shows that
we've watched,
this is the most,
and I,
Bill,
I'm sorry.
I know you're going to hate me for saying this.
No,
he's not.
He,
that's all an act.
This is the best episode,
man.
This is the best episode.
It really is.
And I,
I'm glad you agree because I got to say, you know,
we haven't ever done this exercise of sitting down and watching them all in a row.
And they all have great things about them.
But there's just something about this episode that kicked everything up a notch.
And I can say that because it isn't just the direction,
although I am proud of the way I directed it in five days, which if you are in production at all no is fucking insane when you look at the scope
of this episode how are you how are you able to get all of the stuff with molly shannon and freaking
uh johnny and then still get all of the stuff with me you had the gram and then still get the
cold opening which and then get the stunts. And what about the fire?
And by the way, that ambulance stuff is all,
I mean, there's a few green screen shots in the ambulance,
but for the most part, that's all practical,
which means we are literally pulling,
towing around a giant ambulance
and setting up cameras mounted on it,
doing an accident.
We had never done something with this amount of scope
and scale to it in all of Scr scrubs now as we go on of
course we have other ones we have the musical which was the most epic we have the the princess
bride one and stuff but this this so far was the biggest thing we ever took on and it didn't what
was great is that it didn't feel out of place like when we get to the musical and when we get to the Wizard of Oz one and everything like that,
and then when we get to the fantasy one, the Princess Bride one and everything, it gets a little fantasy-ish.
Like this felt like license to drive.
This felt like, you know, planes, trains, and automobiles.
You know, if you merge the two of those movies together, this was it.
I was Corey Feldman.
You were Corey Haim.
Heather Graham was, well, Heather Graham was Heather Graham in License to Drive?
Yeah.
Was she in License to Drive?
I never saw it.
Dude, yeah, dude.
Look at her.
I got to see it. But, dude, I. Look at her. I got to see it.
But, dude, I got to tell you that I couldn't believe it's 21 minutes.
I mean, 21 minutes.
It's a short film.
It's tiny.
But look how much we accomplished in 21 minutes.
Dude, I can't believe that you have never seen License to Drive.
I'm just a little disappointed.
All right, I'll put it on my list.
We're looking for new things to watch.
Look, all right, look.
When I was a kid,
this movie meant everything to me.
And it starred Corey Haim,
Corey Fellman,
and a very, very, very young Heather Graham.
Okay?
This is like how the world was introduced.
Like, you might have been introduced to her through Boogie Nights.
I was introduced to her through License to Drive.
All right, License to Drive.
Do you think it holds up?
I'm so disappointed in you right now, dude.
Dude, I'm so disappointed in you right now.
I'm just, I can't believe it.
And that's what this movie, that's what this freaking.
All right, so look, Corey Hayne. We got to get get into it cory hay well give us give us the cliff notes we have
so much to talk about with this episode okay cory hay is a a kid in high school and it's him he's
trying to drive for the weekend he built up the courage one night to ask out heather graham and
she said yeah and so he's built up the courage to he did that out Heather Graham and she said, yeah. And so he's built up the courage to,
he did that.
And so he's got to get his license in order to get the car from his dad.
He fails the test,
sneaks out with the car and crashes it.
He goes to his best friend,
Corey Feldman to help him fix it.
And they go on an adventure so he can have this ultimate date with Heather Graham.
That's kind of the cliff note.
She kind of passes out and all of that stuff like that.
And all hell breaks loose.
But that's the cliff notes, dude.
It's the same exact shit, dude.
And you can't find, and you couldn't see the connection in it.
And you directed an episode that was so similar to that movie, License to Drive, where we all met Heather Graham.
Oh, wow.
I didn't know that.
I wonder if that was in Bill or Mike Schwartz
who wrote this episode's mind at all,
since it's like an homage.
Let's ask Bill and or Mike Schwartz.
Bill, Mike Schwartz.
Let's ask Bill.
Go ahead.
Bill, is this a homage to License to Drive, the awesome Corey movie that starred Heather Graham?
Hey, fellas.
I never saw License to Drive.
I think the only movie I saw with the Corys in it was Lost Boys, and I have to watch that a lot because Krista dated one of the Lost Boys back when she was younger, so that needs to be pointed out to me a lot.
But not License to Drive, though.
There's so many movies that are kind of an odyssey of
can I get from point A to point B.
See you, guys.
Anything with two Corys is a special film.
Lost Boys?
Yeah.
Can't beat it.
All right, let's get into it.
So the show opens with a fantasy
which i i couldn't remember that ever happening do you do you recall and and since we've been
watching if a show ever opened with a fantasy no i didn't i no i did not i yeah was it a fantasy
yeah they're all all these seniors are having a party like like cocoon style. Oh, right. And I thought it was right.
Yes.
I don't know that we've ever done that.
Yeah, I don't recall.
And then so we walk in, and then everyone's partying, and then they hide.
And then I see two feet, and I pull back the covers, and there's two old men cuddling.
And one of them goes like, go back to your bed, Jerry.
And he goes goes I love you
That was funny
And this is the I guess the first time
We hear so's your face
Yeah I guess so I was gonna say
This is a monumental moment
Because I've used this for
My whole life since so's your face was introduced
You have really really stuck
To so's your face since this moment
It's the best comeback ever I've seen you use it on people You have really, really stuck to so is your face since this moment.
It's the best comeback ever.
I've seen you use it on people that are bothering you on your Instagram.
You say so is your face.
And or Twitter, so is your face.
It's the best I'm rubber, you're glue.
You know what I mean?
It makes the person really think about what they're going to say after you say that.
Once they realize, oh, so is my face is that too? Once they say that. Once they realize, oh, so is your, my face is that too?
Once they realize that. And then someone like, I think Sarah says something like,
that doesn't even make any sense.
So is your face.
So is your face always makes sense.
It just, but that doesn't even make sense.
So is your face.
That makes sense.
Right.
That scene with them all dancing.
One of them is like one of them is doing curls.
It was really funny.
Like cocoon style.
Now, Molly's does a crab claw thing.
Crab claw to try and get Sarah mad at her.
Right.
But you know what made me laugh harder than crab claw was the the mentally disturbed man who runs in.
Yeah.
And says,
he says,
they're here.
Ignite the tractor beam.
And she totally deadpan goes,
I should go.
That's my two o'clock.
Yeah.
But he didn't have his shirt on either.
He didn't have a shirt on.
And then he strikes a pose.
What did he do?
He was like,
he like hissed like a cat. guy was amazing really awesome really awesome there's an example
of how an actor can come in and have one sentence and just fucking kill it that guy was hilarious
he was very funny i laughed out loud a lot in this episode you know and while so while watching this
in my mind i'm like yo who the fuck directed this? At
this point, I'm like, this shit is fucking hilarious.
Wait a minute, you knew? And then I'm like, oh,
I know I knew, but
in my mind, it was like, this is crazy.
Who directed this? Oh, that's right.
My boy ZB. Yeah, he
did. Yeah, he did.
Alright, now listen, there's so much that
fucking happens in this first,
even the cold open is so much that happens.
So then wait, before you get to Todd.
Okay.
One of the funniest line exchanges in Scrubs history.
Sarah, you actually ranked the women of this hospital by appearance.
And I go, calm down, 12.
And she goes, yes, top 20.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wanted to be mad, but it was funny.
It was funny.
Dude, it was was funny Calm down 12
The fact that Molly Clark wasn't number one
Also
And Nurse Tisdale's number one
That had me rolling also
And we haven't seen Nurse Tisdale in a while
I think the only time we saw Nurse Tisdale
We talk about her a lot
When she walked down the hallway
The Phoebe Cates
Yeah she's apparently the hottest although gift shop girl
was also i mean there's there's a lot of hot there's so many of them but anyway yeah but
carla's not on the list because she's married yeah you're so funny by the way you put your
foot in your mouth with carla in so many funny ways and it's the first time is when you go
oh baby uh we only rank the single women.
You actually rank the women in this hospital by appearance?
Calm down, 12.
Yes, top 20.
That shit's hilarious.
All right, then we go to the party that we're throwing.
And Elliot has bought Molly a going-away pinata that's shaped like her. It's missing, but it's missing.
But it's missing.
Right.
And then we flash to Todd, who says, it's getting late.
The big dog wants some candy.
He's trying to fuck the pinata.
He's sitting next to the pinata.
Yeah.
And he says that, yes.
Now, when he comes into the party, his face is covered with chocolate.
Sorry, I'm late.
He ate the shit out of that.
Right, but are we supposed to believe
he made out with it?
No, he ate that shit's asshole.
He ate the piñata's butt.
Oh, I didn't know if it was cunnilingus or analingus, but something happened. I think the joke is because he has chocolate around his mouth that it's like the doo-doo.
Well, it was either analingus or cunnilingus, but the point is that he went down on the pinata.
Hardcore.
I think it's safe to say that he may be the first person in television history to go down on a pinata.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Joelle Google.
That's saying a lot.
That's saying a lot.
I'd like to not turn my key for that.
Joelle, I don't want to fuck up your Google searches, so don't look for that.
Oh, they're far gone at this point.
Oh, my God.
I like the fact that at the party, J.D., true to his word, drinking an appletini.
Yes.
Yep.
Sipping it well.
By the way, so at the bar party, do you know who that beautiful woman is that I'm talking to before the fire event?
No.
That's Amy Ferguson, who in Garden State was the beautiful girl at the ecstasy party that I hook up with.
Do you remember that?
Yes, I do.
Well, it's funny.
I'm looking at the French poster of Garden State that I have in my office.
And it's got more Amy Ferguson on it than Natalie, which is funny because, you know, Natalie's stunning.
which is funny because Natalie's stunning.
But I think because the movie had this sort of sexual moment with Amy Ferguson,
she's literally on this collage poster like four times.
So you're saying-
Natalie's on once, but Amy Ferguson's on like four times.
So you're saying the French like sex.
I'm saying, yes, the French like to sell sexy women more than anybody.
Well, they made up the kiss. They made up that kiss. Oh, they made up the French like to sell sexy women more than anybody well they made up the kiss
they made up that kiss
oh they made up the French kiss
I don't know if they really did make up the French kiss
but man they figured something out
that's a great invention
whoever made up that
it's the French it has to be
when that movie was over
when Garden State came out so many men would come up to me
like hey man love the movie
by the way who's that girl?
And anyway, she was a friend of mine and Amy Ferguson.
And so it's funny because now that I was able to cast because I was directing,
I put a couple of my friends in.
And so Amy's the girl I'm flirting with at the bar.
Okay, now this fire thing, I want you to know how hard this was to shoot
because I am literally on fire um and we did we did one of these cowboy switches that we've told
you about where so when i first catch on fire because it dug in his fire shots that's literally
me on fire i had i had the whole fucking thing they put on you. They put on these layers and layers of anti-flame-retardant gel and then like – I don't know.
It's almost like sweatsuit material and then another layer.
This is just for your back.
This is just for my back because they were like, will you do this?
And I was like, yeah, I'll go for it.
I'll do it.
It was really scary.
The stuntmen were incredible.
Your hair, dude. That's all I was worried. I was like, yeah, I'll go for it. I'll do it. It was really scary. The stuntmen were incredible. Your hair, dude.
That's all I was worried.
I was like, dude, so close.
You have the gel all over your hair.
And so what happens is in the stunt, I then ran to the bathroom, if you recall.
And then we cut.
And what's all real on camera is for part two, the stuntman, incredible stuntman, did a full burn.
That is to say, every single thing
on his body, that's all real. That's not augmented
at all when you watch him running on fire.
You remember this, Donald? No, do it, IU.
And then I was hiding down for part
two. I was hiding below, all made up
to look like I'm burnt. And then
he comes in, running through,
falls down, and then
Donald sprays with the fire extinguisher.
And then I pop up burnt.
And I'm talking about her because she was talking about her nephew or something.
I'm like, yeah, that's a crazy age.
And I sip my appletini.
So it was crazy.
And just funny.
It's just all I could think of when I was watching it was this is the ultimate example of Bill Lawrence competitiveness.
He's like, no, no, no, it'll be great.
It'll be great.
You're going to direct.
So in one of the early scenes, you're going to be fully on fire.
Right.
You laugh because it's like you're set on fire. But if you really think about what it takes to have to do that for a scene and how much time it takes, the safety protocol.
Also, there were so many people in the area.
You know, I remember the stuntman being like, Donald, you got to put me out, dude.
Like, giving me the, dude, you have to spray.
Cause you, but I think someone else was another stuntman was off camera
helping you.
Right.
Or it wasn't just all you.
I'm not exactly, I'm not exactly sure.
I do remember the look in my eye.
Like you got this right.
Type shit.
You know what I mean?
I mean, it's, I'd never,
I'd never seen a stuntman do something like that in person.
Obviously we've all seen it in the movies.
It was fucking insane that he did that,
that,
that someone would do that.
I think the gel and the covering buys you like,
I don't know what the time is like 30 seconds.
I mean,
I'm sure people,
he didn't do it.
He didn't do it just once.
He did it a couple of times.
He was the one,
he did it one time with us,
with the,
the wide shot.
And then he did it and he did it again. Like there was several cameras wide shot, and then he did it again.
Like, there were several cameras.
But I remember watching him do it also, and then I remember stepping in and doing the spray also.
Yeah, dude, it was.
But it's so fucking funny.
I mean, cutting the thing with the cowboy switch and me just popping up.
So, Seven, that's a crazy age with the burn marks all over my face
right crazy i really love that i'm proud of uh how great that that still looks this this many
years later it looks fucking flawless amazing amazing um um what about the fact that you don't
know that your wife is dominican and and this is going to be a recurring theme when we get to the musical, obviously. He thinks she's Puerto Rican.
So much so that when we get to the musical
for the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican.
If you know Puerto Rican
and Dominicans, that's an issue too.
You know, in New York City,
I'm not...
Dominicans are like, I'm not Puerto Rican,
I'm Dominican. And Puerto Ricans are like,
I'm not Dominican, I'm Puerto Rican. That's Dominican. And Puerto Ricans are like, I'm not Dominican.
I'm Puerto Rican.
That's real talk.
You blame it on me, which is funny.
You go.
Yeah, guess what?
Well, guess what you were wrong.
Guess what else you were wrong about?
Carlos Dominican.
Like, you were relying on me to know what your wife is.
Yeah.
Like, one night we were hanging out, and I i was like i wonder what's my what's my
what like we were we they had to be baked they couldn't be baked but it's like what's my wife
what's my wife's nationality what is where is she from you're like dude trust me she's puerto
rican she's puerto rican turk i know this you sure about this this? Yes. Trust me. Trust me. She's Puerto Rican.
You rely on him.
Well, you know what you were wrong about?
Carlos Dominican.
Oh, my God.
All right.
So then God bless Molly's Everywhere.
Someone paid to license 16 Candles.
Thank you.
Right.
Now, that scene in 16 Candles, I remember my sister.
My sister loved that.
We both loved that movie.
My sister, like so many women and gay men, loved Jake Ryan from 16 Candles.
Whatever happened to Jake Ryan, man?
You know, I think he got out of the business because he stopped working.
I mean, so many women were like, yeah, that's accurate.
Jake Ryan, that.
That's what I want.
He was like the typical looking New England dude, yo.
Like, that was like.
He was like an Abercrombie and Fitch model.
Right.
Like, if we're not, I think, I think he could have played Captain America.
He would have been Captain America back then.
Chris Evans is like the Jake Ryan now.
You know what I mean?
Like they got that similar look, the dark hair, the blue eyes.
Okay, here's a little something from Joelle.
Michael Schofling is his name.
His final acting credit was in the 1991 film Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken.
He's since retired from acting and resides in Pennsylvania with his wife.
Not much is known about his life now, but he does own a woodworking shop.
I just feel like every girl I knew had a crush on that guy.
Yeah.
So anyway, there he is kissing Molly Ringwald at the end of the movie.
And I say, God bless Molly.
And God bless Molly's everywhere.
Now, it's just a bit interesting that we have an extra Molly because we have the delightful, hilarious Molly Shannon as a guest star on this episode.
She was so great, dude.
Okay.
Had she started doing dramatic stuff yet?
I don't know.
It's a good question um but she
joelle's gonna look but i gotta tell you donald there is no better example of a guest star bringing
it um she steals she steals the show dude she steals the show she's incredible she steals the
fucking show dude it made me want to hire her to, to work with me in something new.
I mean,
I know everyone's hiring her.
She's on,
she's doing great,
but I just want to work with her again.
This reminded me how good she is.
She steals the show,
dude.
Like it's,
it's,
I,
I love the,
the nostalgia of watching,
uh,
what Turk and JD go through so that,
uh,
JD can have that one moment with Molly at the end.
And the music at the end also phenomenal.
But what Molly Shannon does is like, it's great, man.
She does the John Candy Trains, Planes, and Automobiles.
Yes.
planes and automobiles yes yeah like it's like it's that's a hard character to do because it usually comes off very obnoxious of course the trick of that character is can you be that annoying
but have the audience like you i mean that's the challenge that's very she nails it because you
you're partially watching through johnny c and that scene where she's in the house with Krista and Johnny C is very funny but you're partially watching from the Johnny C from the Cox point
of view and being like oh my god this fucking woman but you can't but she's so fucking charming
still because what Molly brings to it you just like her and you root for her and that's even
before you find out what happened to her kid at the end, which is... We'll get there to that turn, but that was
beautiful.
She's so wonderful on this
show.
And that was really cool
also. Do you want to ask me a question?
Pretend that I'm Molly
and I came on the show. Just say what was it
like to work on the show?
Molly, what was it like to work with
Zach Braff?
He's a very good director.
I really like it
when he gave me
good notes.
Is that true, Molly?
Was that your Molly
Shannon impersonation?
Yeah.
I know it's similar
to DJ Khaled,
but, um...
I nearing know. DJ Khaled. And Aaron Neville.
How about Ice Tongue?
So, JD is
apparently runs to
the kitchen when he's making out with
in the world of Scrubs,
JD is making out
with Heather Graham and decides
that he's going to run to the
freezer to grab ice because he thinks that ladies like ice tongue.
I like ice tongue.
Really?
I've never ice tongued.
You've never been ice tongue.
Ice tongue is when you're drinking soda or something that requires it to be cold with ice.
And then after you let the ice hit your tongue,
you kiss somebody who doesn't have that in their mouth.
That doesn't have the cold feeling in their mouth.
And sometimes it's refreshing.
It's way more.
Joelle, were you saying you liked ice tongue or you'd never heard of it?
I was saying I did not know what that was.
It's way more refreshing than smoked tongue.
Ew.
All right.
You know what?
It's way more refreshing than smoke and mint tongue, too.
Yeah, but okay.
So I guess it's one thing if you're making out with your person and you have a cold drink in your hand and you make your tongue cold.
Okay?
This guy's running to the kitchen to put ice on his tongue.
He's using it as a method of seduction.
Yeah.
Yes.
Along with olive oil on his lips.
Yes.
Who told him that was a good idea?
I have no idea.
It's so funny.
All right, we're going to take a break, and when we come back,
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Maria Antoinette.
Molly Shannon's first dramatic role was in 2006.
Maria Antoinette.
I didn't know she was in.
That must have been Sofia Coppola's movie with Kirsten Dunst, perhaps.
I don't know.
Yes.
Well, Molly Shannon, man.
I mean, that was just an incredible performance.
We're going to get to the end, which gets even better.
We'll get that later.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about Shinsky?
Let's talk about Shinsky.
Yeah, let us talk about Shinsky.
It didn't kill him, though. It didn't kill him no it didn't kill him he falls off the roof first of all that's our hospital roof that that that clearly someone just they put a they put a different wall on it
but that's originally i i originally i do believe it did kill shinsky and they changed that didn't
they yes i think shinsky died and then someone decided to soften it
well maybe they didn't want jd responsible for killing someone i wasn't really responsible i
just threw him a beer it's not my fault he fell off the fucking roof well he reached it was a
bad throw it was a bad throw but do you really think that that's what they softened it they're
like uh because it is it is corrected in voiceover that I go, um, Chinsky didn't die that day, but our friendship did.
Chinsky.
I mean, shit.
Where the fuck did Chinsky come from?
Same place Mickhead came from.
I've got the full mullet.
You've got your high top fade.
It's not even a fade.
It's look, look, I love the fact, cause this is real talk.
And a lot of my brothers out there know exactly what I'm talking about.
You get the fresh cut when you're young.
A lot of us don't got money like that to get another fresh cut the next week or the next cut in the next couple of days.
So sometimes you would go a month, month and a half, two months without a fresh cut.
If you look at Turk's hair, that's Turk's hair.
Turk didn't have money for the fresh cut.
He didn't have money for a fresh cut, so his fade is no longer.
It's still got the box shape, but it's damn near an afro.
Do you remember when they were picking those wigs
that do you remember thinking like oh this needs to be cleaned up or it's funny like that i was
like why can't we use the one from the pilot because the one in the pilot is sick and they
were like no it just doesn't look realistic enough i was like this shit doesn't look realistic
i used to be so mad but they were like it's funny's funny. I'm sorry. This is what it's going to be. It was funny, but I didn't, you know, for someone who doesn't have that kind of hair,
I didn't know.
It was always lops.
I used to hate when I had to put that on because it was always lops.
Oh, really?
I thought it was so funny.
Well, hindsight.
I mean, we're not supposed to look good, dude.
Look at my fucking mullet.
Dude, no doubt.
Hindsight being 2020.
Well, I thought, I was thinking kid and play high top fade.
Hindsight being 2020. It is hilarious when I look back at it now.
But that being said, at the moment in time, I was like, I just want a fresh cut.
Please give me a fresh cut.
I don't know why they couldn't clean.
Can't you clean a wig up?
Can't you cut it and shape it?
Dude, my wigonomics is not really high.
I don't have a high wigonomics cue.
I don't know what that means.
You mean your wig knowledge?
Or wigonomics.
It's a science, dude.
All right.
No, how about when I push you in the fucking bushes?
That shit's hilarious.
Because Molly tells me she only is attracted to like troubled guys.
I go on this huge monologue about how fucked up my life is and how I'm fucked up by it.
Very well done too.
Not only did you have to direct, but you had to deliver a heartfelt need to get that ass monologue.
Yeah, need to get that ass monologue.
That is the ultimate example of like say whatever you got to say to get the girl.
To get that ass. Fuck the girl girl to get that ass to get the
girl to get that ass that ass i mean first of all let's talk about how there's two moments in this
where i was called upon to shoot heather talk about a good directing assignment um for your
first tv job um in the script there's two moments that are um sort of sexual fantasies about Heather Graham. Will you be able to accomplish those, Mr. Director?
Yeah, I got this.
But she gives it to you at the end, too, but the innocent version of it.
You know what I mean?
What about the stretch with the thong?
I mean, I'm sorry to sound like a teenage boy, but when she does the yawn stretch with the thong showing.
Yeah, but it's the lip bite.
The lip bite.
You know I'm a sucker for a lip bite.
I must have requested that.
I don't know if she was throwing in lip bites left and right without me.
Well, she's always done it.
I'm telling you, look at License to Drive.
Oh, does she throw lip bites in License to Drive?
And in swingers.
Come on, dude.
I didn't know Heather Graham was a lip biter.
It was like a
signature type of thing so you asked her to do it she does it for you when the sexual fantasy
and then she gives it to you at the end when it's the goodbye so long and it's even better because
it's the cute you know it could have been us it could have been us but i could have been us. But I am such a, I am such a, that's my kryptonite.
I'm a sucker for the,
for the lip bite.
Dude.
It's,
oh man.
Oh,
you captured all of the,
look,
man,
I it's,
and it's not cause I love you.
I,
it is,
which I do,
which I do,
but you captured all of the great moments from my youth that I love about movies.
If I walk away from a movie feeling like this,
like this is almost like
La La Land. You know what I mean?
Wow, that's the highest praise there is from you.
No, but think about it. What if they would have
gotten together? You know what I mean?
And then
Elliot would have never...
The whole thing with Elliot would have never
happened. It's such an
important moment in...
And JD doesn't even realize it. It's such an important moment in and jd doesn't even realize it it's such an important
moment in the jd elliot relationship her sleep it's obvious her sleeping with your brother
isn't going to ruin the relationship for the two of you but you sleeping with her best friend with
her mentor would fucking devastate her i know we're being so it's like war of the roses i mean elliot and i
are fucking going for broke in terms of fucking with each other she fucked my brother now i'm
trying to sleep with her fucking mentor it's like it's like war yeah yeah it's oh it's such a great
it's such a great i mean like dude dude, you did a really good job.
This is well-directed.
And kudos to the crew.
Kudos to the, who wrote this episode?
It's Mike Schwartz.
I mean, you know how it goes. They all work on it, but Mike is the head writer on this.
Kudos to the writers.
Kudos, Mike Schwartz.
Like, well-edited.
Everything was well-edited.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's lit well.
I mean, it's an epic adventure in Scrubs, but that fits.
Before we went off the rails, before we're crazy out of control,
it's an epic adventure that still fits the Scrubs mold.
After this season, we're gone, dude.
It's like...
What do you mean? You feel like the tone changed in season five? I think we're gone, dude. It's like... What do you mean?
You feel like the tone changed in season five?
I think we get so wacky.
By the time...
We're starting to show you wackiness here.
If we're dealing out little bits of wackiness here.
By the time we get to the...
By the time we...
Season five, season...
Dude, my hand freezes. and i use it to calm to on my wife's head
into when she's pregnant i know but we have all these as an ice pack as i know but we have we've
took we've already talked about there's moments where like it's so the show's already been so
surreal it gets i don't know maybe you're're right. I honestly don't remember what happens in each season.
Dude, listen, our big adventures after this aren't this.
Our big adventures after this are musicals.
Our big adventures are Wizard of Oz homages.
And our big adventures after this are fantasies to, you know, like,
that was what we were spending money on after that.
We got really, what's the word I'm looking for?
Silly.
No, not silly.
We got special effects-y.
You know what I mean?
Like, it just got, everything got really, it got brighter.
We got shiny all of a sudden when it became the special episode.
This still fit the mold of, this is what scrubs look like.
We were still, you know, I don't know, man.
I don't know how to explain it.
Well, you are.
You just love it.
How about that scooter stunt into the wall?
Now, I remember saying to the stuntman, because I was directing and also supposed to be on the scooter, that you've somehow fixed.
Like, Turk knows how to fix scooters.
I remember saying to him, like, so how do we do this like how do we make
sure you don't get hurt he's like well i really just have to drive it into the wall and i was
like um yeah there's no like there's nothing really to be done to ensure your safety and he's
like no i'm just gonna drive the scooter to the wall because he does i mean i don't know if we sped it up a tiny bit maybe in post but he just fucking
drives that scooter in the wall and hits the wall straight up and then there's blood on the wall
yeah and the janitor's pissed is this your head blood is this your head blood now that was fucking
no first of all it's in addition to all the things that made this epic we had to go out to the middle
of nowhere to do this place where the janitor drops me off.
Do you remember we went there?
I don't know where that was, but I remember that it felt like we were running on a track when we were running.
No, no.
I remember we location scouted for it, and we were looking for it.
It has to feel like middle of fucking nowhere.
And we shot it at night, obviously.
And I remember it just being,
I remember we had a crane
because there's some cool crane shots,
but I remember laughing so hard at so many things.
The janitor pushes me out of the van
and I'm like, what are you doing?
And he goes, it's been four years.
How do you not get how this works?
You know, because he's just leaving me
in the middle of nowhere.
It was a great it's the it's
how you get stranded this look man i can't say this enough you've you've made your point it
reminds me of license to drive no but how do you make this how do you make this show with all these ridiculous look like dude it the scope of this
where did we shoot this tell me please i know that i mean i'm sure it was you know within a half hour
from the hospital in the valley this this this middle of nowhere moment and then it had to be
a park it was a park it had to be a park well i know there's like fucked up cars and shit we. Well, I know there's like fucked up cars and shit. We added that.
I don't think there was any like garbage there and stuff.
We added that stuff.
But dude, so how funny is I call you and I call you on my cell phone.
And then what happens?
You're checking your diabetes.
Right.
And I say, come here.
I need you.
And then Judy drives you.
And then what happened?
You say something that offends her again. So she says, I can't believe he's doing this for sex.
And I go, it's not for sex.
It's for sex with Molly.
Shit.
I'd kill someone to have sex with Molly.
Oh, yeah.
And she goes, that's it.
And your fiance, your wife.
My wife.
Sorry, your wife's not really down with that.
She's like, that's it.
And she drives off leaving us.
Yeah.
And then you come back.
And then you come to me.
And I'm like, yo, what were you doing all the way out there?
I was treed by a coyote.
I was like, oh, you got your phone?
He took it.
And then we're running in the field.
That shit's hilarious. My outfit's too tight mine's too loose
mine's too constricting mine's too constricting mine's too loose and then we switch and then we
switch much better and then you're like and then you're like i don't think i can make it
and i'm like just think about just think about molly and then you cut to the fantasy
and then you start running really fast.
Now that's what I'm talking about.
Oh, my God.
By the way, you look ripped.
This is back then.
This is when I thought I was fat.
This is when, you know.
Oh, you weren't fat, man.
Your body looks fierce.
I wish I looked like that.
Like Taye Diggs, baby.
I wish I looked like that still.
You look fierce.
I've never heard a coyote called a coyote.
Is that a thing? Yeah all right but it's i never i never and i never heard the expression being
treed by something have you heard that yeah like meaning like i roofed it or you treed that shit
i never heard that before but there's something so funny about saying I was treed by that coyote.
You improvised that shit too, if I remember correctly, right?
I don't think I, I mean, it may have been a, one thing that was great about this episode, by the way, is I do have some jokes.
And for the first time ever, I had some jokes that were written in because we scheduled me directing this.
Obviously, a director needs a week to prep. So we would, every time I directed any of the Scrubs
episodes I directed, it would come after a hiatus week that we had. So I could have that prior week
to prep. And one of the great things about prepping was when I wasn't off location scouting or casting
or doing other things directors do,
Bill was totally down and welcoming me into the writer's room. So I would sit with the writers on my episodes and pitch jokes just like everybody else. And so I do have a handful that got in here,
but I can't take credit for Tree by Coyote because I didn't even heard that expression before.
It's hilarious. There it is. We may have made up.
He took it together.
Got your phone?
He took it.
He took it.
JD, where are you?
Hurry.
Oh, my goodness.
I remember when we were shooting that, Bill came down to set, and he was like, oh, my God.
I do remember this.
I remember this.
Can I talk to you for a second?
He started making fun of me.
What did he expect?
What did he expect?
Did he take you aside?
Was he like, yo, hold on, come here.
He was being a dick because obviously the moment.
It was out of control, though.
We had been on that, like, I was there.
I don't know why you were there.
There was no reason for you to be there.
Why were you visiting set that moment?
Because we were still shooting.
We were still shooting.
Dude, we had to shoot all of that in one day.
We had to shoot her in the bedroom. No, I'm talking about her in bed going, JD, where are you?
That's the bedroom next door to the – that's your bedroom.
That's the apartment room.
So we shot all of the apartment stuff that day.
I don't know.
All I remember is it was a really embarrassing moment because, first of all, it was written into the script that this Molly in lingerie is calling for me.
But, of course, Bill comes to set, and I've got Heather Graham in lingerie in bed doing her lip bites and the cameras dollying in and there's like atmosphere, smoke in the air.
And I remember Bill being like, oh, my God, what are you doing?
Like, try to embarrass me in front of the crew.
Like I'm some like, I don't know, fucking pervert.
I'm like, you wrote it, bro.
I'm just fucking executing this shit.
Very funny and very, very funny for the joke.
Yeah. And she, you know know she was so game too like you know heather you could have someone like heather who's
who's been a sex symbol type for so long who could say like oh come on i'm gonna do another one of
these like blonde bombshell fantasy things but she was like so in on the joke and fun about it
you ever see bowfinger oh my my God, I love Bowfinger.
When Eddie goes,
you're doing a great job.
You're doing great.
You're gonna be a big star.
I gotta re-watch Bowfinger.
I only saw it once.
What?
Yeah, you've seen it more than once?
Oh my goodness.
I've seen that movie so many times.
I never thought I'd ever see a movie
with two people like Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin.
I thought Eddie Murphy had gotten to the point where he didn't have to do movies with people like that anymore.
Like he was enough.
But Eddie, first of all, he steals the movie, but Steve Martin carries the movie.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's really interesting.
I'm going to watch it again. I remember laughing so hard. It's really you know what i mean yeah it's really interesting again
i remember laughing so hard it's really interesting it's really it's really i i get the dynamic of the
of having the two now like when you had sydney poitier and bill cosby do movies together i get
the dynamic or when you have like vince vaughn and and and and johnavreau do I get, or Zach Braff and Donald Faison. I get the, I get the dynamic.
You know what I mean?
I, I, I, I, it, it took, I just get the dynamic and I, and I, and I, I thank Eddie Murphy
and, and, and Steve Martin for that.
Well, if you haven't seen a Bowfinger, our, our, our friends, listeners, check it out.
It's laugh out loud funny.
And Eddie Murphy plays twins, right?
He does play twins.
He plays Kit and he plays his twin brother.
And the nerdy one is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.
Well, the dialogue that Kit has is really funny also, dude.
He's a part of this religious cult. and the reason why he's a part of
it because he's going crazy he has a voice in his head and they're like well what's the boy say to
you kit he's like as i sit here before you the laker girls must be taken down a peg or two.
Oh my God.
You're making me,
I'm going to watch this movie tonight.
You're reminding me how funny it is.
It's so good, man.
It's so funny.
And they make,
it's about making a movie in Hollywood where, you know,
you don't have a budget
and so you're stealing ways to make movies.
Right. And this dude hires a bunch of people from Home Depot oh my god that's right that's and then it's also I think I remember that another reason I really liked it it was like a comedy
that's also behind the scenes of making a movie which I would appreciate and so you know at the
beginning these guys have zero idea on how to you know work. And by the end of it, they're great.
It's just such a funny movie, man.
All right.
There you go.
There's your recommendation of the week, everybody.
Check out Bowfinger.
Let's talk about how we find Kelso with a prostitute.
Yeah.
You got to take your shoes off if you're coming in, boys.
If you guys want to get me, you have to take your shoes off if you're coming in, boys. If you guys want to get me, you have to take your shoes off.
So it's official, everybody.
Kelso enjoys sex workers.
Well, is she a sex worker?
Well, yeah, I guess so because she's dressed up like a sex worker, right?
I mean, that's not a massage.
Bro, I think it's safe to infer that there was banging going on.
Oh, my God.
So that was – I forgot if it was two different locations or if that was all on the Universal Backlot.
No, that's Sacred Heart Hospital.
Everything that we did in that hallway.
Oh, the prostitute was in the hospital.
And you pulling off my gown was in the hospital.
The only thing that –
Oh, you're right. In the hospital. And you pulling off my gown was in the hospital. The only thing that is on the lot is you zip from the zip line on is you at the lot.
Right.
I remember I had to go into the tower of that building and wait to pretend like it was me standing behind you.
That was the only reason why.
And then I had to zip down.
I didn't zip down, but do the face zip down. you. That was the only reason why. And then I had to zip down. I didn't zip down, but right.
That was so funny.
So yeah.
So those buildings on the back lot, they don't have interiors.
They just, they're just facades.
And so when we were, so yeah, all of that stuff, even you're right, Donald, even the,
even us, when I rip off your gown, that's, um, we built a, they built a window in the
wall.
That was one of the doors. And we did it at that. We did it like it was, we did it there. And then the building, and then the building, they made the hallway. I really, I think it was the first floor. They made the hallway look like a apartment building. And it was like that for a while too.
Yeah, you're right. But dude, how funny is it when I rip off your gown?
It was like that for a while, too. Yeah, you're right. But, dude, how funny is it when I rip off your gown? It was hilarious.
It was a great – it's a great moment.
It's a great moment.
So then we have the coolest shot in Scrubs history where I zip line across the street and then the stuntman nailed –
I actually did zip lining, but I stopped shy of nailing that that what do you
call those things what do you call the the roll down protector of a store the storefront gate
yeah whatever it is um and the guy fucking really took a nice hit and then shakes in the air he
shimmies in the air dude how do you do that do that? He hits the wall and propels off the wall.
Using his body, he shimmies in the air.
I don't know how you do it.
He hit the wall, and after he hit the wall, that split second in the air, he shakes and then falls.
Now, I love that when I pop up, I've got spaghetti in my hair, and
I'm trying to act like
it's just a coincidence.
We're running into each other. And I go,
Molly?
Molly?
So funny.
Dude, so funny.
So funny, man.
And then the conversation that you two have.
And the note.
Sarah Elliott gets me back, man.
Now we're even.
I wish your love.
That's Carey Brothers.
I knew it was Carey.
Honestly, over you.
I think we should end the show with it since it's one of the rare opportunities we can play our friends' music.
That is the Cary Brothers
I used to sleep
to that song
when
around this time
it's a beautiful song
around this time
this song was so
I needed this song so bad
I wish your love
away
honestly over you this song so well. I wish your love would run away.
Oh my gosh.
Honestly, over you.
You guys are sleeping on Carey Brothers
if you're not listening to his music.
And by the way, it's one man's name.
Carey Brothers is his last name.
So many people think it's the Carey Brothers.
No, it's Carey Brothers.
I agree with you.
Danil's one of those people who thought it was Carey Brothers. I can't find the Carey Brothers. Yeah, but I mean, I agree with you. Daniel's one of those people
who thought it was Carey Brothers.
It's like,
I can't find the Carey Brothers
anywhere, man.
What kind of,
where?
I've been looking for them.
Daniel, remind me,
we're going to end the show
with Carey Brothers,
the human,
not a pair of brothers.
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We have, I mean,
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I still have more to talk about,
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How this beguiling woman in her 50s.
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The Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald.
And we're back.
And we're back.
By the way, we've got to talk about the live show because that's getting more real.
Right, Joelle?
It's starting to move us.
All I know is I woke up this morning and it was
like 65 emails yeah well shit's happening bro it's really i couldn't catch up i had to read i was
like dang oh my gosh this is like read a script well um you know um while you're sleeping we're
planning well i'm caught up now and i'm We're aiming for, this isn't solidified, right, Joelle?
But we're aiming for the last Friday in March.
Yes.
That's right.
And then it'll be like maybe two hours.
Somewhere in there.
And we found that we, oh, I found this app.
One of my followers on Instagram, which you should be if you're not following me.
Come on.
I'm close to 1.5.
I need to get over the edge.
I need to edge.
Edge me, guys.
Edge me.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
All right.
Sorry.
You guys, one of my followers' friends told me that there's this website.
You can just do – it's called like Instant Straw Polls or something.
Straw Poll.
Straw Poll.
So we can just like – we can just tell everyone to go on there and ask a question and they can – it's like instant.
You'll see like the numbers move.
So we can use that, Donald, since the program we're using to do the live show doesn't have a poll feature.
But we learned that we could do it separately if we want to.
Let's do it.
And what else? We are going to poll you
and we should play Family Feud.
Oh yeah, we asked
100 listeners.
I'm dead serious though. Good answer.
I was reached out to
to see if my family wanted to play
Family Feud. Wait, are you serious?
I'm dead serious. My family
does not live in Los angeles california
so they can fucking get a rv i was if they don't want to fly i was saying i was saying i have a
family right here at fake doctors real friends why not do a fake doctors if i could get it to
happen why couldn't we do a fake doctors real friends family feud we could promote the show
and we could promote the and we could be on fake and we could be on family feud i'm just saying it's
possible i don't know that's amazing look how happy that dan was about the idea i love i don't
know i don't know if it's i don't know if it i don't know well first of all i have two thoughts
i have two thoughts i would love to go on family feud as our fake doctor's real friends family
um but also i would be thoroughly entertained by your actual family going i'm scared to go on family feud as our fake doctors real friends family um but also i
would be thoroughly entertained by your actual family going i'm scared to do that i would be
too scared to do that i'm sorry your mom would be hilarious yeah i know i yeah you know what
yeah and my dad would be hilarious and your brothers would be hilarious and casey would
be hilarious and i would be so embarrassed and so therefore you listen I love my family listeners
they know Casey a little bit from from listening to the show she's so funny and charming they
obviously don't know your mom and your brothers I mean they would be hilarious I don't know why
you're even thinking about this but yeah I'd rather it be us anyway I think it should be us
and we but they're not going to choose like a podcast.
Yeah, obviously we could do it for charity.
Why not?
I got you, dude.
I got me and you.
Are you kidding me?
They'd be like, wait, hold up.
You and Zach are willing to do it?
You think you could maybe get like Sarah to do it?
Then they're going to go down the Scrubs cast wormhole
where I'd rather have Joelle and Daniel.
You honor me.
I would rather that too because then we're promoting fake doctors real friends
right scrubs is no longer on and this promotes scrubs anyway tell them that we're interested
as long as we can promote our podcast all right let's go to the fan my wife's gonna lose her shit
well your wife can come on too because she's technically part of the yeah i know she was like
this is what she said this is I'll get Florence, too.
No, Florence isn't going to do it.
That's what my wife said.
My wife said.
I know.
Florence probably doesn't even know.
I'm sure she doesn't know what Family Feud is.
She doesn't grow up on that like we did.
I grew up on it.
And it's Steve Harvey, too.
I know.
Come on, buddy.
I would love that.
I just want to say something that's worthy of a Steve Harvey deadpan face.
Yes. So, look, if you're listening to Family Feud, worthy of a Steve Harvey deadpan face. Yes.
So look, if you're listening to Family Feud, I guess this is the pitch right here.
I don't know if the bookers at Family Feud listen to the podcast.
They bet.
We're down.
They know it's good.
We're down.
All right.
Let's bring in the caller.
What do we got today?
We have two people.
Okay.
Cut. Cut. Cut. Hello. What do we got today? We have two people. All right.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Hello? Give it up for Rachel Liberty and Wright.
Wright?
Is that your name?
Wright?
That's right.
It's Tyler.
I'm sorry.
I don't know why I played that.
And Tyler, who is at the hospital with the dopest pool badge I've ever seen in my life.
He got a pool badge.
You too can get a pool badge.
All right.
First of all, they're called badge pulls.
But okay.
Same thing.
I want to tell the listeners that Tyler appears to work in a hospital.
Is that correct?
I work for a hospital.
I'm actually in a training room.
This is my office at a high school.
Okay.
I like your questions.
But more importantly, he's wearing a badge pull with our faces on it,
which you too could have.
I think, well, maybe, yeah, it's a badge pull.
But okay.
They're for sale.
All right.
Get it for your friends who need badge pulls.
You guys, what's going on?
We know nothing.
We have two very good-looking people.
I'm hoping that you're dating and in love with each other and separated or something.
Joelle, is that the story?
Well, I don't want them to be separated.
No, but they're not in the same Zoom window. So I'm thinking it's like a long lost love,
love that can't be, forbidden love, Jack going into the ocean at the end of Titanic.
He could have got on that. He could have got on that.
Rachel, there's plenty of room on the door for Tyler.
Sorry, that's a deep Titanic joke. All right, go ahead, Rachel. What's going on here?
sorry that's a deep titanic joke all right go ahead rachel what's going on here uh no we're just we're both like uh we're at separate work workplaces right now so not not a long distance
situation okay i was trying to make it more romantic first of all where are you from and
where are you at we are in cleveland east side cleveland area okay and uh i had to remind myself
donald what's the place that you love to eat in Cleveland again?
Oh, God.
I'm sorry.
There's Slimon's.
Slimon's.
That's what I was thinking of.
I need to go check it out.
And there's also Mabel's.
Mabel's.
Okay.
Barbecue.
Oh, yeah.
Down on East 4th.
Yeah, it's on East 4th.
I'm talking about the one on East 4th.
Well, Tyler wrote in
because he wanted us to help
fix Rachel's life.
Okay, we'll get right to it, Tyler.
Let's get right to it.
Rachel is
a physician and a doctor.
Hold on one second.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for
Cleveland, Ohio's favorite
segment. It's time to Fix Your Life!
Tyler, you guys are a couple, right?
Yes. Yes, sir, we are.
Okay. And you are in different workplaces.
Yes.
And are you both in the medical fields?
Yes, sir.
Once again, I'm an athletic trainer in the sports medicine realm.
Rachel, and she'll explain more clearly.
She is a doctor, a resident physician in the Cleveland hospital systems.
And I have, I've been emailing Joelle on a day-to-day basis, kind of like saying,
Hey, you know, I'd really like to give Rachel some recognition for all the hard work.
Uh, she's going through a bit of a, of a, uh, career crisis right now of where her job's
going.
And I really want to give her a little bit of a platform and, and also some recognition
for all of the work.
One thing with Scrubs is being a resident in Scrubs and it's like you work so much and you get little to no time for yourself.
And the recognition and the just overall what you deserve to be given for all you sacrifice.
overall what you deserve to be given for all you sacrifice.
And Joelle picked up on it.
And I really just wanted to give Rachel a little bit of like,
just having you guys give her some advice on.
Well, we will, but I got to start off by saying you must,
are you guys married or dating?
Dating.
I got to say you're a really good boyfriend because you've been stalking Joelle to give your, your,
your partner some affirmation
slash advice. And that just, I don't know, that just means that I sense that you're a good man.
Thank you. Thank you. It might be the badge pull, but just something about you.
All right, Rachel. Rachel, how can we fix your life not only do you have uh donald
but you have daniel and joelle we're here for you this is your time to shine no one's listening
no one across the earth is listening but us six nobody can hear you just us just us what happens
here stays here yes no you can talk shit about your job whatever you want oh gosh okay um
i think the the biggest thing i guess you know in terms of fix my life which yes i should take
a second and say that this is amazing that tyler did this um definitely the probably the most
supportive thing anyone's ever done for me so um thank you but um i think in terms of, you know, how you guys can help out or maybe some advice is how to get through the pay your dues kind of, you know, time in your career.
So, you know, I've 17, 18 years old, good at science.
So I figured, why not just go to, you know, do med school, do that
process, go through pre-med and you're kind of on this journey and you wake up one day and you
struggle to realize like, is this really what I even want to be doing? Am I really enjoying this?
And I'm sure in your own personal lives, obviously professionally, you guys played residents. You
guys, you know, were residents who had to go through residency and the concept of paying your dues.
So I'm just kind of curious in your own lives, when have you guys had to do that?
And like, how how can I navigate this time where I'm just kind of climbing up a ladder and hoping that I get to the top?
And it's a great view, but right now it's pretty tough.
I get to the top and it's a great view, but right now it's pretty tough.
Well, we, we have the perfect analogy and it's not in being medicine because when we were pretending to be in medicine, we were stars getting treated really well and having
our own personal dressing rooms.
And, and all we had to do is go try and make people laugh.
But the analogy that's perfect is trying to be actors because we we had you at least have a guarantee
that if you work your ass off and make it through you're going to be you know the highest thing you
can be in society a doctor that helps people i mean i don't think that there's any greater
way you can give back to society i mean it's just like the greatest, in my mind, the greatest honor and
career there is. But Donald and I, you know, had to go out there with no idea if we would ever get
work. In fact, my first audition was when I was 13 years old. I got little things here and there,
but I didn't really get a meaningful job until 25. Right, Donald? do you want to speak to that yeah you know i think i i feel
like i'm still paying my dues i'm still to the it's it's a journey you know what i mean you said
it in in everything you were talking about you said the key word it is a journey that's the best
part of this whole thing paying your dues and getting the accolades for, you know, putting the work in, that's
still a part of the journey because at the end of Scrubs, I'm still an actor and I'm
still searching and trying to get another job.
You know what I mean?
I'm still trying to continue and further my career.
And there was a, you know,
you're always going to have to pay your dues and there's going to be great times. There's going to be times where you're like, this is so awesome. And there are going to be times where it's like,
I don't know why I'm doing this, but it's the journey. That's the reward is the journey.
I promise you. It's not, there's nothing else. You'll get so much, you'll get so much out
of it when it stops becoming, when it stops becoming, well, if I work this hard, I'm going
to get this and just accept that, you know, I love what I do. Let me just experience what it has.
Think about also like the different, I mean, you are so blessed in a way that most people aren't in that you every day can make a difference in someone's life.
You know, most people who are good, we hope to change people's lives for the better.
We do this little comedy show.
We hope we make people giggle a little bit. We go out in the real world. I think that we like to say that we are good human
beings. You are doing something that every day there is tangible evidence that you're making a
difference in people's lives. We know how hard it is just from faking it and getting to know real doctors. We know how hard it is for you.
But I mean, obviously your workload will lighten up in time. And just think about,
I think you just have the greatest gift, the ability to genuinely affect people's lives for
the better. I can't imagine a greater honor than that. Well, yeah. I mean,
I can't imagine a greater honor than that.
Well, yeah.
I mean, maybe you don't hear it enough.
You're a hero.
You know what I mean?
Maybe that's something you don't hear enough.
Maybe that's what you need to hear more often.
And it's true. I don't know what your situation is.
I don't know.
But you're definitely in the path of what's killing a lot of Americans right now just by being in a hospital. the lows are low, but the highs are so wonderful and so rewarding.
And just stay the path and stay focused.
Not to mention, there's so many people in your position that don't have a partner that they're crazy about.
Well, that don't have a partner that they're crazy about well that that's
that that don't have a partner that's as supportive well supportive but also i mean look at the guy
he's a stud you're doing really well um i just work out you work out man you work out don't get
into it don't get into his muscles all right listen thank you thank you thank you rachel i
just want to say like i know it's but like, there's so many people, no
matter what the career, but in particularly medicine, I'm sure, who are doing this all
alone and are doing it all like, oh, fucking like, this is so hard.
This is so hard.
I have no one, but I, and I, and I have no one to come home to because I'm so focused
on my career.
You're like in relationship with this awesome guy who's stalking Joelle to get you a pep talk from us.
Like, so you got to just focus on how blessed you are for all the things.
I mean, look what's happening in your life.
You're like going to be, you are a doctor.
You are going to be a career doctor and all the lives you'll affect.
And you got this great fella.
Jesus, I think your life's amazing.
It is true.
I mean, there's a piece of trying to, you know, stop the train of just kind of where
am I going?
Where am I going?
And looking around and seeing what I have now, for sure.
Need to appreciate that.
And I think, you know, taking time, stepping away and seeing the bigger picture. Cause there's just a lot of
tiny details and mundane tasks and you know, the, the day-to-day can get blurry and you can forget
the things that you guys have brought up that come with the job and come with the career. So.
I mean, just think about, I mean, I, I just, I'm envious of the difference that you can make in, in, in the world.
You know, all we can do is hopefully we entertain people.
Hopefully we make them laugh.
Hopefully occasionally bring a tear to their eye.
And I'm happy with that.
Being a storyteller and is my, I feel so fucking lucky I get to do it in any capacity.
But for you, I just, I'm, I'm envious of the fact that you literally, and sometimes it will be as
extreme as saving someone's life. And sometimes it'll just be like the bedside manner of sitting
there and listening to someone who's distraught and nodding your head and making them feel better.
I mean, you are, you can make such a difference in the world. That's fucking thrilling.
Yeah. Yeah. Again, all things that get like tossed aside sometimes during you know the training period of
the career um where it just seems like there's more to learn and more hours to work and you
you know it's easy to forget about those those moments at the bedside but you're exactly right
they definitely can keep me going you're gonna you're you're you're you're nearing the end
well you're always gonna have to learn something, though. Well, yeah, but I'm saying how much longer of this insane you have no control over your hours situation?
About a year and a half.
So, yeah, definitely.
Well, I mean, look how far you've made it.
I mean, I know sometimes I'm sure you want to give up and say, fuck this.
But, I mean, you're so close to that.
And I don't know.
I'm happy for you. I'm excited for you. Do you, do you have a specialty that you want to go into?
Um, so I work with in pediatrics, so that's, you buried the lead.
Yeah. I get to work with the, all, all the kids, the young and the older kids. So, um,
I like working with the teenagers primarily.
Those are actually my favorite patients if I had to pick.
So potentially, you know,
probably the reason why Tyler and I even linked up in the first place,
I have an interest in sports medicine as well.
So something in those lines.
Well, Bumble came through for us.
Bumble, you guys are Bumble?
Shout out to Bumble.
Bumble, Joelle us. Bumble? You guys are Bumble? Shout out to Bumble. Bumble.
Joelle.
Joelle.
I'm taking notes.
We're trying to get – We're trying, as you know from listening to the podcast,
we're trying to get a dating app to sponsor us
so we can do a whole Joelle's segment on her dating.
If you remember some of the theme songs that were very popular.
Oh, man.
Do you remember Bumble Bee Tuna?
Speaking of Bumble.
Bumble Bee, Bumblebee Tuna? Speaking of Bumble.
Bumblebee, Bumblebee Tuna.
I love a salad made with Bumblebee.
Is that the lyric?
Bumblebee.
That's not the lyric.
Yeah, it is. I love a salad made with Bumblebee.
Bumblebee.
All right.
So, wow.
We didn't even know you were a pediatric.
So that's even more, I mean, that's even more special.
Listen, there's an expression that my mom taught me I always think about.
And, of course, you've probably heard it.
This too shall pass.
And it's important to remember it when things are going great that you need to savor
it because this too shall pass yep and remember when things are fucking shitty because this too
shall pass so get that tattooed on your wrist yeah i've definitely said it plenty of call shifts
if not your wrist your forehead you're not for it she forehead. She's too nice and sweet and pretty for that on her forehead.
And I'm sure that Tyler doesn't want a tattoo on her forehead.
But maybe, you know, a little wrist spot right there.
Yeah.
Shake it, yeah.
All right.
I don't know what else to say other than I'm happy for you guys.
I'm happy about Bumble.
If you're single, you got to see these two people.
They're both like
in the medical profession and they're they look like models they're on bumble for you i'm doing
i'm giving bumble a plug for no reason bumble we are a fucking advertiser thank you thank you thank
you you you are well joelle oh see daniel's catchphrase uh joelle let's sign you up for
bumble even if they're not a sponsor i I think we can make a difference. Okay.
Bumble's the one that gets into your Facebook friends, right?
Yep.
And the girl, the woman has to reach out first.
Oh, look at you.
You made the first move.
I made the first move.
Look at that.
Oh, my God.
You stud you.
Oh, look at you, Tyler.
Tyler, you stud. It's only right. It's only right. She came to you. Oh, look at you, Tyler. Tyler, you stud.
Tyler.
It's only right.
It's only right.
She came to you.
It's only right that you do this for her.
Yeah.
I love that. They're such a good couple.
Shout out.
Scratch my back.
I scratch yours.
Shout out.
Yeah.
How long have you been dating?
Early fall.
Oh, it's relatively new.
That is brand new, too.
He's pulling out all the stops early on.
You don't have to do this yet.
You don't have to do this.
You were supposed to save this for like seven.
He's got a good one.
He's got a fucking beautiful doctor on the hook.
You think he's going to fuck it up?
And that's where I want to just throw out,
thank you so much, Joelle.
I just tried for
the past couple like just a month I've been just trying day to day I'm just like hey
like give it the detail and finally I'm gonna put a picture of us see if that gets there like
try to mix it up so I guess to anybody who's trying to get on here keep working Joelle sees
it she's going to get to you I I appreciate that, Tyler. But no dick pics.
Please, no dick pics.
Dick pics are an automatic disqualification.
Yeah, dick pics are an automatic disqualification.
Well, now you know.
And now you know.
By the way, Tyler was going to resort.
He was two weeks away from trying that, but he didn't do it.
The cum gutters? Yes it. The cum gutters?
Yes.
Talking about cum gutters.
He brought it up.
Little sea gutters, baby.
Don't say sea gutters in front of Rachel.
She's too innocent to know about that.
She's not innocent.
Well, she diagnoses, sir.
You have cum gutters.
Oh, boy.
I'm so sorry you couldn't hear Rachel.
Oh, my God. All doesn't. Oh, boy. I'm so sorry you can't hear Rachel. Oh, my God.
All right.
We got to go.
Thank you, guys.
Wait.
Do you guys have any questions?
Do you guys have any questions?
Do you have time?
We don't want to.
Well, we did an extra long segment, Don.
We're going an hour and a half here.
This is an extra long episode, dude.
I know, but we got more to say about the episode.
All right.
One quick question.
Go ahead.
Rachel, it's all you.
All right. So my question is, but we got more to say about the episode. I one quick question. Go ahead, Rachel. It's all you.
All right.
So my question is, it's our 30.
You guys are, you know, you're, you're finishing being awake for 30 hours.
You're in the hospital.
What's your go to meal?
You finally leave the hospital. You have freedom after being awake for so long.
So what, what's your go to?
What do you go?
What do you go get?
Mom's pot roast.
It's hearty. It's warm. long so what what's your go-to what do you go what do you go get mom's pot roast this is all the doctors think about for like the last 16 hours of a call shift is like what am i gonna eat when i'm gone out of here i was younger it would have been steak night we gonna eat it
right mine's gonna be a beyond burger cheeseburger with all the fixings fries and a oreo cookie
milkshake oh yep but now that i'm an adult
my last my meal after i get out it's usually something like it's something crazy like Krispy Kreme donuts and a beer
you can't beat it
a shower beer
we'll have a shower beer
Dan do you have a meal?
sure, 3x3 from In-N-Out
what's a 3x3?
a double double
a double double is
two patties, two slices of cheese
3x3 is three patties, three slices of cheese
and if we're getting specific, extra toast on the bun, mustard, fried, pickles, no lettuce, no tomato.
You say that.
I've done this before.
Oh, you're one of those guys at In-N-Out who's got a very long order, aren't you?
I've been eating In-N-Out since I was a child, so I got to take it.
You're Sally from when Harry met Sally, dude.
You're Sally from when Harry met Sally, dude.
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LGBTQ plus rights are under attack. And it's about time queer and trans
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And follow along as they discover what queer and trans liberation means to them.
This isn't running away from yourself.
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I don't want to take us away too quickly.
I just want to say if I can do a shout out or shout out.
Oh my God.
I have to shout out cause I've scrubs has changed my life.
Just like influenced me when I was younger and big shout out to my best
friend.
Whose name is Tyler Perry. he's that's his name
he's so successful yeah so i just want to say shout out to him thank you so much
and so your friend we loved your work as medea yes you're wonderful as medea and you built a
fake white house apparently um on your own back lot in Atlanta. Is that where he makes his shows, Atlanta? I believe so.
Yeah, shout out Atlanta. Tyler Perry
doing it. Tyler Perry
doing it. And I
didn't know that Tyler Perry was friends with
Mr. Ray on here, but
they're buddies.
All right, shouting out to my little brother
John. He's a sophomore over
in college. I hope
he's enjoying
an appletini.
I got him all the supplies for Christmas.
He loved the show and him and his roommate are just hanging out,
trying to be safe with COVID.
So hope you're having a good Friday night with your appletinis.
Good.
Now, Rachel, when you get upset and you want to go fetal
and you're frustrated at your job,
I want you to think of us telling you,
this too shall pass.
Or you can just look in the mirror at your new forehead tattoo.
Oh, make sure you get it backwards on your forehead
so that it'll look right in the mirror.
True, and then I come up with every patient
and just reassure them without even saying a word.
You'll just point to your forehead.
Hey, when they're sad, they're like,
I'm so fucking sick of being sick.
You're like, look at this.
Or as Tom Kavanaugh
once sang at Upfront,
I can be
your hero, baby.
You can
take my breath
away.
On that note, we're going to let you guys go.
Thank you for coming on.
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you.
That was so nice.
What lovely people.
So kind.
It's always great having them on.
Oh, they were cute.
I hope we inspired.
I hope we gave her a good pep talk.
I hope so, too, because I know how she feels, man.
All right.
Let's end on a funny note because we got all worked up.
I want to talk about just the end of the episode.
That scene when Molly Shannon's character breaks down,
I believe if you look at the shot,
she's very close to the lens and Dr.
Cox is in the doorway and they're both in focus. So if I'm not mistaken, we used something called
a split field diopter, which enables you to have something very close. It's basically a half a lens
that screws onto the front of your lens that allows you to match the focal
distance. And I'm really into them and I've used them a few times. They always have an out of focus
scene. So if you notice, if you go back and watch when Cox is in the doorway, he kind of leans into
it for a second and kind of goes out of focus, that's how you get that that shot um and the other thing i want to tell you about that is um when i first showed it
to bill there was other coverage in that scene but that shot was so powerful and molly shannon's
performance was so powerful that i said to bill um please don't cut it please don't use any of
the other cuts in my cut i i never cut away you stayed on that shot the whole time and um and to his credit he left it in um in his final edit because i i just thought
you know when a performance is that good you know don't cut it up show the audience that
this is all real and happening this isn't manufactured in the edit room
you know yeah dude i i mean i i just want to recap the whole show once again by saying, one, great job.
Two, Molly Shannon, wow, holy cow.
Really phenomenal performance in this episode of Scrubs. you know it takes two to tango and he played he you know he played the other part in those scenes
very well to make it to make to make her performance work so shout out johnny c as well
um and uh you know this is this is one of those episodes these this is why i got into acting i
had dreams of doing things like this you you know what I mean? Going on adventures
like this.
This is the type of television I like.
These are the type of movies I like.
Action comedy.
I mean, this was sort of an
action comedy episode.
Yeah, absolutely.
It's an epic
journey.
It's a quest. I like movies like this, and I like TV shows like this It's a, you know, and it's a quest.
I like movies like this and I like TV shows like this.
And so, you know, this is my favorite episode so far.
Me too.
For sure.
Me too.
Me too.
Well, this was fun.
And thank you for your kind words.
And everyone, thanks for listening.
We'll be coming to you soon.
This is the last episode without the sound machine working.
I'm very excited to try that out.
And we're going to come to you with more info about the live show,
which is coming together likely for the last Friday in March.
So put that in your calendar right now because that is, I believe, March 26th.
Yes, March 26th. Yes, March 26th.
Put a save the date in your calendar
because that's when we're aiming to come to you live.
We'll do it live.
We'll do it live.
We'll do it live.
All right.
We love you.
Thank you for listening.
Thank you for supporting the show.
Joelle, Daniel, thank you for everything.
Always.
Thank you, sir.
Have a glorious weekend.
And,
and here's Carrie Brothers with the song we all love.
Honestly.
I think I'm going home.
I think I'm getting lost for a while.
Think I'm getting lost for a while
Tired of getting stoned
Thinking about you and I So I'll follow it
All my dreams
Though I still believe
In everything And everything I wish your love away
I wish your love away
Honest love over you
Honest love over you
Over you One life short of truth
On this land
Over you Looking for some hope
I polished off the whiskey tonight
Polished off the whiskey tonight
Turned the mind to stone
Looking at you straight in the eyes So I'll drive away
All my things
Though I faintly
Never think And everything I wish your love away
I wish you luck always
I'm a slave over you
I'm a slave over you
Over you
And I'll tell the world
I'm this love over you
I wish your love away I wish your love away
I wish you love away.
I wish you love away. Optimism into your life with The Bright Side, a new kind of daily podcast from Hello Sunshine. Hosted by me, Danielle Robay.
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I'm Raquel Willis.
Join me on my new podcast, Queer Chronicles, a show where LGBTQ plus folks tell their own stories in their own words.
This season, teens will share all about growing up in political battleground states.
We will always exist, and we will definitely not let them take away our joy, no matter how hard they try.
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Hi, this is Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty.
So in this podcast, I'm going to be talking about marriage, divorce, my family, my career.
I'm also going to be talking a lot about cancer, the ups and the downs, everything that I've
learned from it. It's going to be a wild ride. So listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you listen to podcasts.
Hey, it's Alec Baldwin.
This past season on my podcast, Here's the Thing,
I spoke with more actors, musicians, policymakers,
and so many other fascinating people,
like jazz bassist Christianian mcbride
jazz is based on improvisation but there's very much a form to it you have a conversation based
on that melody and those chord changes so it's kind of giving someone a topic and say okay talk
about this listen to the new season of here's the thing on the iheart radio app apple podcasts
or wherever you get your
podcasts.