Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 501: My Intern's Eyes

Episode Date: July 6, 2021

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Do you like my new camera angle? It's great. My camera angle's still the same. Why are you not using the fancy camera that they gave us? Because I use that for animation now. Yeah! Nice! You took the fucking iHeart Sony camera and don't use it for the what if we want to one day put these on youtube and you're gonna look like

that and not high def oh that's fine with me you don't give two f's this camera's high def it's just not no that camera sucks it's just not 4k bro that's all you look pixelated compared to me look okay but i guess you know i guess it's okay let's talk about disneyland we went to disneyland oh so we sure as fuck did oh my god did you have fun joelle and donald made lightsabers i did make a lightsaber i got misty-eyed in there i cried a little bit it was did you cry in there for real yes listen disney has to give those performers a raise because they really sell the experience like there are moments like when you take out your credit card you're like okay i'm not in the star wars universe it's broken but then they take

you through like a dark tunnel and a secret room and the lights change and there are sound effects and i don't want to spoil it if you're gonna go to disney but magic really happens in that room and then you leave with a dope ass lightsaber it's i already booked tickets to go back to disneyland joelle you should have seen joelle and daniel because donald has been there a zillion times take in the Star Wars world. These guys. It was amazing. I felt like a proud parent watching my kids digest Disney for the first time.

It was amazing. Magical. Yeah, seriously. I do want to say that I was disappointed in the Spider-Man ride. Oh, no. Oh, really? You guys weren't there when we did the Spider-Man ride. Oh, no. Oh, really? You guys weren't there when we did the Spider-Man ride. No.

But Donald, your thought, I know you're probably not going to say anything negative about the Marvel Universe, but I didn't think the ride lived up to any hype. It was fun. It was the exact same. It's like they bought the Toy Story ride and just rebranded it with different stuff. The best ride in the park for me was definitely still and always will be the Guardians of the Galaxy ride.

Oh, okay. Oh, hell no. So not Rise of the Resistance. Not Rise of the Resistance. I mean, yeah, that's a great ride, okay. Oh, hell no. So not Rise of the Resistance. Not Rise of the Resistance. I mean, yeah, that's a great ride too. But the best ride in the park still is Guardian to the Galaxy. You just seem most geeked when you drive the Millennium Falcon. That's when you came out.

Well, I was just trying to see how many coaxium you guys got. And you guys only got one. I got two. We don't know all the secrets. We were not the first people to drive the Millennium Falcon. There's no secret. Well i got two you know we don't know all the secrets we were not the first people to drive the millennium there's no secret well yeah you know i was knows all you've honed your skills i was one of i was if not the first the second person to fly the millennium falcon at disneyland california i'm not necessarily supposed to tell anybody that but i did anyway

and now the whole world knows. The whole world knows. Donald, you know a lot of secrets. I think I got in trouble for that, too, because I told everybody at Celebration. They told me and Bobby Moynihan, who also flew the Millennium Falcon that day, at Celebration in Chicago, don't tell everybody that you flew the Millennium Falcon. And I was like, okay. Why would they care? I walked out on stage at the Star Wars show, and I was like, I was the first person to fly the Millennium Falcon. And I was like, okay. Who cares? Why would they care? I walked out on stage at the Star Wars show

and I was like, I was the first person to fly the Millennium Falcon. What other things were really fun? I like, again, you know. How was Rise of the Resistance? We didn't write it. Oh, we didn't get to do it because it broke down. Apparently it's so complicated

that it breaks down a bunch. Are you serious? Yeah, and I'm sure that I'm going to be fine. But it's very hard to get on it. And then when we thought we had a slot, it broke down. Wow. Okay, well, low-key, I'm thankful that we left when we did because I was thinking I wasn't going to pressure Joel into this. But as the time kind of ticked longer and longer, I was like,

we want to leave around 4, but we'll do Rise of the Resistance at 4, then we'll go. When they said it's going to be closer to 5, 5.30, I was thinking maybe we can stay another hour, but that's a long time. We're going to hit crazy traffic on the way back. We won't get home until 7 or 8. It was so hot. It was the hottest time I've ever been to Disney.

You guys, we would have been fine. It would have been all good, but we made one critical error. What's that? We drank the margaritas. After the margaritas. Everybody got tired after the margaritas. Everybody was like, I'm ready to go home. The second we got to California Adventure.

Listen, I've barely been drinking. But the second we got to California Adventure in 100-degree heat, I saw the margarita stand, and I was like, we need frozen margaritas. Frozen margaritas now. And then we had frozen margaritas, and then all of a sudden, everyone was like, oh. I want to go home. I want to go home. My kid was so pissed off.

My kid was like, wait a second. We got two more hours, Dad. I want to go to the – Rocco had a funny moment. He was about to get on... The Space One. He was about to get on Space Mountain and we had just eaten.

So he was like, his stomach was rumbling and he's like, I can't do it. I can't do it. Then they all went on Space Mountain. They came off. Rocco literally out of a movie lets out a huge burp

and he's like, okay, I'm ready to go on Space Mountain. Love it. lets out a huge burp and he's like okay i'm ready to go on space mountain love it did that did henry ride the incredicoaster um yes yes my nephew my nephew henry had never been on an upside down roller coaster and uh and he finally conquered his fears and did it next to uncle donald you know the, the first time he ever went to Disneyland was with me. And he was seven years old and I tried to convince him to get

on the roller coaster, which was then the California Scream. And he said he didn't want to do it. Right? Flash cut to, now I have a seven-year-old. And my seven year old Was like I'm getting on this ride

So To make up for Missing it when we were All these years ago 14 years ago I got to ride with Henry this time That's amazing By the way the funniest part of the day was,

I mean, there were so many funny parts today. I laughed my ass off. But we bring Wilder, Donald's little girl. How old is she, Donald? She's six. She's six into the haunted mansion. And she's like not feeling it. And then all of a sudden we're in that first elevator part

and there's a giant like witch scream. And Casey goes, oh, Joelle. elevator part and there's a giant like witch scream and casey goes oh joelle like trying to convince wilder that it was joelle being silly i thought okay so i really did scream in there oh i wasn't sure she was actually like joelle is screaming or if i had absolutely scared wilder because i was screaming did you do a big witch cackle? I did. I did. Oh, it was you.

I totally misread it. I thought that was part of the ride. I was like, ah! I thought it was part of the ride and that Casey was trying to soothe Wilder by being like, silly, Joelle. No, no. Joelle actually did it. Actually did the scream. Wait. Well, actually did it actually did the scream. Wait, we have to talk about Black Widow, because I don't know if you saw that some early like screenings must have happened because Florence Pugh was trending on Twitter today.

Oh, really? And someone said, get ready for the Marvel Puneverse. Wow. I am ready. MC Pugh. Wow. Yeah, I mean, I guess check out IndieWire, Daniel. They have this whole article

about how Florence Pugh steals the movie so I'm proud of our girl no surprise at all that's why they hired her yeah she's amazing and by the way so Carrie Brothers

our friend got tickets because he's like that for July 9th when it comes out and he says to me I got two Florence is going to be out of town because she's shooting a film And he says to me, I got two.

Florence is going to be out of town because she's shooting a film. And he goes to Donald. He's like, you want to be the fourth? And I'm thinking like, Donald's not going to be able to go without Casey and like the kids. He's like,

hell yeah, I want to be the fourth. Yes, I do. So me and Donald and Carrie and his wife have a date for July 9th for Black Widow. That's really cute.

I'm very excited. I'm trying to get into an early screening now, so fingers crossed, everybody. It's season five, y'all. Let's get into it. Five, six, seven, eight. I said he's got stories about a show we made About a bunch of docs and nurses

And a janitor who loved to hate I said he's got stories that we all should know What musical is this from? I'm going to change the lyrics, but keep the tune. Here we go. I got it. I already know. No, wait. No, you don't.

I don't think that's the song he's referring to. No. No, that wasn't it. By the way, we walk into the Avengers part of the world, and they're cranking, like, different scores from different movies, and Henry goes, okay, that's Ant-Man, and now I think they just went into Avengers Endgame. Like he knows, my nephew knows the different score moments.

Love it. That kid is cool AF. Yes, he was. Yeah, he was. And my whole family, they're so delightful. I love them. Okay, ready? Yeah.

Season five, season five. Who are you you what have you season five that's Jesus Christ Superstar thank you Joelle Donald you didn't get that no really my tongue no I'm disappointed in you did you get

did you do you know what mine is how about this one it's now season five of that show we call Scrubs. It's now season five of that show we call Scrubs. It's season five, season five. It's season five. Okay.

Who were you doing that for? Was it Jess Weiss our composer friend you were like you were Carrie's wife Jess is a composer and Donald was showing off to her

that he had the entire score of memories no they asked me to do it and I did the whole no but I thought like you'd do like like the hooky part

but you literally went through like yeah he was doing like the like the denouement like cello parts like dude did you spend today donald i did not spend i got back on the horse man i have i with the whole

time i was doing cheaper by the dozen i was doing weights but not cardio. And, man, I got to tell you, it's hard to get back. It's a testament to how far I made it because I tried for a second to do where I was at, and that was not really doable. Yeah. You know, we walked Disneyland. So that was our cardio. No, and then the very next day I played golf right after that. Oh, wow. I played golf the next day and walked another six miles.

And today my legs are a little worn out. A little jelly? Yeah, but I will say the good thing about Peloton is that it's kind of like a ski mountain. You can just do it at whatever level you're at. And I was certainly getting pretty darn good at it. Not Casey Cobb good, but good. And today I today i was like oof back to the bunny slopes i gotta build back up i like that i'm doing it i'm doing i'm putting in the hustle donald i'm gonna put in the work i'm putting in the hustle i need you to join me on the hustle i'm gonna put the

work in with you peloton here we go not only am i gonna peloton i'm also gonna lift weights too though yeah i wish you'd join me at my gym i i send donald pictures because i other than my Working with you. Peloton. Here we go. Not only am I going to Peloton, I'm also going to lift weights too, though. Yeah. I wish you'd join me at my gym. I send Donald pictures because other than my girlfriend, I can't really send progress shots to anyone because, you know, but I send them to Donald. Dude, I'm going to be honest with you. Uh-oh. It's a little gay, but I like it.

Sending you my progress shots? I thought that you'd be like looking for me. Well, it's nothing but you and like these really tight shorts with your shirt off. And for some reason, I get a weird boner. So I just want you to- Okay, well, if it shifts, it shifts. Don't deny what you're feeling. I didn't deny it.

I just said it just feels a little gay. Okay. And I'm okay with that. There's nothing wrong with that. A little gay is fine, dude. We're all a little gay. There you go. Everybody's gay in Hollywood.

Shit, right? Yeah. Listen. Remember, what is it, the Kinsey scale, which determines where on the straight gay spectrum you fall? It's okay if your Kinsey scale moves, Donald, because you saw my abs. Your abs are fucking fierce, okay? Thank you. You have fierce abs right now.

I met Ewan McGreggregor and my kinsey scale just blew up it was like it was like oh boy it was no longer a scale it was just like it was like just a dot with you it was like when you get on the seat when you get on the seesaw and somebody jumps off when they're on the bottom and you're crashing down that's what happened when i met ewan mcgregor he was like, hello there. And you were like, ah! And I was like, gazoo! That's all right. Do you remember how it was when we met Benjamin Bratt?

Do you remember that? Yeah, same thing. Seesaw fell. Dude, we were grabbing each other's hands. Yeah, we were slapping each other's hands. We weren't slapping. We were holding. It was like we were trying to hold each other's hands.

Like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's's alright. Just let it happen. Let my abs wash over you. If it moves, it moves, Donald. Do you go every day? No. During the movie, I was just going when I could. Now that I'm done with the movie,

I'm committed to going three times a week and then doing cardio on the two days off. Good for you, man. That's my commitment to myself. And I'll hopefully sneak in some tennis with you, my friend. Okay, that'd be fun. All right, let's talk about the TV show Scrubs. This is season five. Speaking of fit, how fucking fit are you in season five?

I lost some weight. Bro, you look good. Do you remember what was going on? You looked like Taye Diggs. I had a new girlfriend, Taye Diggs. I had a new girlfriend and I was trying to

keep up, I guess. I don't know what it was. I don't know what happened. Was this Casey or a different one? Season 5 is a different one. It's Casey. Oh, a new one meaning Casey. Yeah, it was Casey coming in.

Alright, listen. we're attendings. We are attendings. This episode was written and directed by the legendary showrunner Bill Lawrence. Very new things, like the new things that I, I'm going to be honest with you, I was like, wait, this isn't a fantasy? First of all. This is the ultimate example. like wait this isn't a fantasy first of all this is the ultimate example in in in all nine years of scrubs the most egregious example of this isn't a fantasy is in this episode yeah you in a backpack i'm in a backpack and it's not a fantasy and then folding up with your feet by your face

and it's not even it's not even a giant backpacking backpack it's like a school backpack yeah and you fit inside of it and that's how we sneak into the movies and that's how i sneak you into my house my apartment i should say i know and by the way i cracked up at it but i just don't know why bill didn't just decide to flash out and make it a fantasy but he really stayed committed to it being real life there's so many moments in this that are like that even with the cardboard cutouts get the heck out of here you hide in the center like that, even with the cardboard cutouts. Get the heck out of here. You hide in the cardboard cutout. You hide in the cardboard cutout like E.T. Amongst, amidst, amidst the cardboard cutout. Yeah, sorry.

You hide amidst, however you say that shit. Amidst. You can't say amidst. Amidst. Yeah, there you go. You hid amidst. No, I don't know how to say it. A-M-I-D-S-T.

Amidst. You hid amidst. Nice, I don't know how to say it. You were. A-M-I D-S-T. Amidst. You hid amidst. Nice. You nailed it. The cardboard cutouts. I did, but that's believable. No, bro. Well, what's not believable is that the janitor went into a copy room for 30 seconds.

And was able to make a cardboard cutout of me. That and Turk dropping the birth control pill down Carlos' throat. Oh my God. First of all, let's be real for a second. Wouldn't a wife, a woman, be fucking livid on the verge of ending a marriage over this?

No. Not unless, I mean, it's clear that they- You're dosing her secretly with birth control pills? It's clear that they didn't have a conversation about this baby. She said she wants to have a baby, and he's like, alright, fine, I'll do whatever you want to do. Is pretty much what happened. Bro, you're hiding birth control

pills in her food. Yeah, because she said she wants to have sex. Listen, I'm gonna tell you something right now. Making the baby is a lot of fun, but once the baby is in there, the sex stops, man. It's over. I thought women get really randy when they have a baby. Every now and then, but not every day. Look, you heard what he said.

In the last eight days, we had sex 20 times. Do you know how much I would love that? If my wife, for the next eight days, was like, we're going to fuck 20 times. We're going to fuck 20 times in eight days, baby. So you better get ready. Man, I would be drinking all of the pineapple juice I needed to drink. I would be doing anything. I would be drinking Red Bulls.

Listen, anything and everything. To fuck 20 times in eight days? That's a freaking dream come true for me. I don't know about Joel. Can we put that on a t-shirt, Joel, in the merch store? Quoth Donald Faison. You want to quote that? Yeah, I want to put that on a t-shirt. That's a lot to put on

a t-shirt, dude. To fuck 20 times in 8 days is a dream come true for me. That's a lot of words on a t-shirt, bro. Yeah. Oh, by the way, the other thing, not to digress for a minute, but we talked about putting, since Donald's answer was so popular on Family Feud, of an alligator being the most helpful animal to get you out of the zoo. We talked about some merch.

Joelle, if you could make this happen. We need someone to draw an alligator helping people out of the zoo and then over the fence. And on the back, it's going to say, survey says. All right. Well, let's talk about it. Well, don't you think that in real life,

if a woman was getting secretly dosed by her husband with birth control pills, that she would be a smidgen more upset than Carla was. It's absolutely about to be a fight. It's absolutely. Cause it, that's your, all your hormones.

It's all of them. It's like, what are you doing? doing yeah if you wanted to have the conversation you could have brought it like turk could have been like yo we got to talk about how his baby i'm not sure instead he was like what if i just accidentally choke you in the middle of the night with this pill slip it in your brownies and then he's giving it to me too i didn't i don't know and i'm eating the brownies and then cox takes my urine sample in and finds out that it's positive for birth control. I like straight line. I'm not trying to get pregnant.

He doses everybody. I ain't trying to get pregnant. Right. So Elliot's moved to a new fancy hospital, which is clearly, very clearly, just one nurse's station of the hospital they've made look modern. It's our hospital. They just put some blue lights up and changed the decor a bit. Yes. And the episode opens with two big pratfalls.

One for me when I fall down the hotel. I'm staying in steps. And then Sarah falls for some apparent reason entering her new hospital. And then I get caught stealing someone's Porsche. Yes. And I have to hand over my driving sunglasses, driving scarf, driving gloves. And then he looks at my crotch and I go, here's your driving sock. And I pull the sock out.

I guess I was stuffing my jock to make myself look girthier. I was stuffing my jock to make myself look girthier. Well, they say when you have a car like that, you're, you know, compensating for something. I don't think that's true because I like sports cars and I'm very happy with my Pete. Nothing like a nice girthy shaft in its natural element. We know that. Yeah, that's true. But you're saying that if you have a girthy enough shaft, you're fine driving any car and that men steer typically with small peeps like a sports car.

That's what you're saying, that you agree with that. I just – isn't that like the – Yes, that is a joke people say. Like when they see a Lamborghini go by, they go, he must have a small penis. I thought that was the stereotype. It is. I don't like it. I was turning into it. Okay, let's get into the show.

Before Horse House, what about baggy cargo pants? Did you see the... I used to rock these baggy-ass cargo pants, and they are really highlighted here in 2006. I didn't notice them. Oh, yeah. When I'm taking out my driving sock. You have on some baggy cargo pants?

You see the pants. Do you remember these pants that we all used to wear? Baggy-ass cargo pants. I do remember wearing baggy-ass clothes and stuff like that, but I don don't recall you wearing baggy ass cargo pants oh you know with the wide leg no no taper at all just like the wide ass leg that goes all the way down you know oh i still got them joints i don't want to give them up whenever i put on my cargo shorts flows like no no no no no yeah my wife made me throw out my cargo shorts i don't have them anymore yeah i still have one just for memory's sake.

And all my cargo pants that I loved are gone too. Yeah. Unfortunately. The janitor says to me, how depressing is it being you? That's fucked up. That's so fucked up. But then you'd say to him, you know, I have a new intern coming in, which leads to probably one of your biggest monologues ever in the show's history. That's true.

And it's pretty funny. It ranges from getting the reference to Catch-22 wrong to trying to go to 1492. I'm trying to be like Cox, you know? I'm trying to give them my big Cox monologue. You mean it's not, it wasn't a fisherman who was out at sea and caught 22 fish. No, that's not the plot of catch 22. That isn't. I thought it was.

I was like, Oh, that's pretty clever. Yeah, man. I'm a dummy, man. When it goes,

I said alligator would help out animals on the family feud. Right. You also said California was a city. That was just a brain fart. That was just a brain. Yeah. But Steve Hartwell, the judges gave it to you though. I think it was a city. That was just a brain fart. That was just a brain fart. Yeah, but Steve Hartwell, the judges gave it to you, though. I think it was a celebrity family feud leniency.

Okay, that's fine. No, we won with it, and I'm happy. We gave $25,000 to charity for stop AAPI hate. I'm cool with that. I'm just saying you did say California briefly. Yeah, but I had a brain fart. It's all good. It happens. Hey, I have brain farts too. I couldn't think of

what was the thing? Wreck? What's something in your life that's a wreck? Yeah. So, wait. This is the episode, the whole episode we don't see Keith. Right. And then we come back the next episode, and is it Keith? Yes. The one who later becomes keith

dude meister who becomes elliot's boyfriend yes but a little bit of scrubs wiki trivia um from the camera angle and from seeing his hands he's nothing like keith right he doesn't even the hair when you mess up his hair right all's in his face. I imagine they hadn't cast him yet, and so this was a placeholder. Got it. But, yeah, that was interesting. It was very interesting because I was like, if this is Keith, one, he doesn't sound like Keith. Yeah, who was it? I don't know.

I didn't know if it was Bill or not, it's just someone going And Keith never really comes off afraid When we meet him later on Or does he Am I missing something I don't know I can tell you that Scrubs Wiki said something interesting It said Maybe it's inspired by a MASH episode

that was called Point of View which is from the whole episode from the eyes of an injured soldier and we know Bill loved MASH so maybe it was a homage to MASH that shit was hilarious that coffee machine gag man where Elliot's trying to fill the coffee

and she runs to the hospital to get the Foley catheter and when she gets back the coffee the coffee's running all down the hallway. That shit had me rolling out loud. I laughed out loud at that one. This was the era. 2006 was when we thought we were so cool because we actually had a coffee robot on set. It was like when those first things came out, and we were like, a coffee robot?

And it just makes whatever you want. It's too good to be true. We didn't realize what shit coffee it was, but we were just geeked to have it. That shit was hilarious. The whole Turkish thing was hilarious. Yeah, so JD apparently speaks Turkish fluently. Yeah, not only that, but what was the dude's name? Omar.

Omar was a thief and was stealing your pudding without you knowing about it. Yes. And we did a double play on the word Turk. Yeah, the Turks. I'm really pissed off. Okay, I'm getting really annoyed at the Turks right now. Yeah. Was the first one.

And he turns around and she goes, no, not you, Omar. I mean, these two. And then you go, I'm really getting annoyed with the Turks right now. And she goes, you too? Well, I don't know what she said, but you're like, no, not you, Omar. I mean, these two. And then you go, I'm really getting annoyed with the Turks right now. And she goes, you too? Well, I don't know what she said, but you're like, no, Omar, he's stealing my pudding. Omar keeps stealing my pudding. Very funny.

And then in Turkish, that is the language, right? Turkish, that's the language? I believe so. Daniel, you seem like someone who would know that. I appreciate the casual throws to me knowing everything but i i'm sorry in my mind you're you're in my mind you're even smarter than you actually are i appreciate i talk with confidence about the things i know a lot about and come off like i know everything i do not i really appreciate that though i would have gotten it wrong i do wait where Wait, where's me? You honor me. I can't. I haven't even used you honor me in so long.

I also got to come over and fix your stuff. You honor me. You honor me. You honor me. It works. Should we talk about how J.D. bumps and lands? Don't rush me. Sorry, bro.

Oh, my God. Let's talk about how you fake an orgasm. And it's like you have like a fucking full- when Harry met Sally moment no but they don't let me go for real well they clearly they clearly censored the NBC version you know it would have been a lot more than that oh I can only imagine what you must have done in outtakes wait you could do it here

no don't encourage him oh my god yes I do I would like the record to reflect for any women that are offended I'd like the record to reflect that Joelle. Joelle, I can't believe you're... I would like the record to reflect for any women that are offended, I'd like the record to reflect that Joelle requested this. She asked for this. You're going to need to mix it down, I'm sure, Dale.

Oh, yeah. You're going to get me there, aren't you? Zach, I love you. Love you. Oh, my God. I'm sorry about this. Oh, my God. He came again.

He came again. Some for you, some for me. Oh, my gosh. All right. Oh, wow. Wow. That's like right. Oh, wow. Wow. That's like the ultimate nut, man. You know what I would say? You're welcome, Joel.

You're welcome. You asked for it. You're welcome. You know what I would say when that hit my forehead? Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. What would you say when I said to you, okay, I'm going to try to come? What would you say? Do or to you, when I said to you, okay, I'm going to try to come, what would you say?

Do or do not. There is no try. Oh, my God. I can't believe we've done this on the show. We'll probably have to cut that, but it's funny. But, you know, for the record, Joelle requested it. She did request it.

I did. I think we should keep it. You call me a honky Adonis. Yes. No. You call me a honky Adonis. Yes. No, you call yourself a honky Adonis. No, I'm saying that you called me a honky Adonis. Yes. And I'm quite doughy this season.

It doesn't look like I've been to the gym at all. I was probably having a very fun time off. This is season five. At this point, I think we were all, you know, we were finding new things that we liked about ourselves. Yeah, like eating and drinking. Well, you know what? You were in, you are in a, if I recall correctly, you were in a relationship, a very good relationship at this point. And so, you know, you know how it gets when you fall in love and everything like that.

You start eating. Is this the same season with Mandy? I think it is the Mandy season. I'm pretty sure it is. This is right around the time where Raiden is starting to get traction also. You know what I mean? Like he's starting to- He's starting to catch Fuego?

Well, I don't know if he's starting to catch Fuego, but he would have a would, he would have a night at the hotel cafe. It wouldn't just be, you know what I mean? Like I feel like Carrie was the one that brought everybody to the hotel cafe and then, you know, and would always headline acts. But then I think this is when Raiden started to break off and do. Yeah. Raiden started to catch Fuego a bit and, and that was exciting to watch, watch it happen. I believe this is the season that that happened.

So it's revealed that I had to gnaw my way out of said backpack to get out, because Carla says that there was a hole in the backpack. And all of her change fell through it. Yes, and the only way that I was able to get out of the tiny backpack was that I had to gnaw my way out. Which is, like, this is, I guess, where Scrubs gets really wacky all of a sudden. Well, dude, we're about to do, when are the fucking ostriches that steal your hat? Is that this season?

It might be. It could be. It's either this, whatever season that we have the baby, so it could be the next season. When we go over to Babytash Wait, Joelle just said Mandy's in the Is in the Poison episode My Half Acre

Is that what you're saying, Joelle? Episode 9 of this season See? And she's also saying Turkish Also referred to as Istanbul Turkish Or Turkey Turkish Is the most widely spoken of the Turkic languages So there you go

There's your trivia that Daniel should have known. Well, there you go. All right, we need to take a break and we will be right back with more of this show recap rewatch. When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful.

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Hey, my name's Jay Shetty, and I'm the host of On Purpose. I just had a great conversation with Michael B. Jordan, and you can listen to it right now. Michael is known for his performances in both film and television. His breakout role was in Fruitvale Station, playing Oscar Grant,

which earned him widespread praise and numerous award nominations. His portrayal of Killmonger in Marvel's Black Panther, one of my favorites, further solidified his status as one of Hollywood's leading actors, earning him widespread acclaim for his complex and compelling performance Hollywood's leading actors, earning him widespread acclaim for his complex

and compelling performance. In our conversation, Michael really opens up. You're going to love listening to it. And I can't wait for you to check it out. The closest to getting what you want is always the hardest. It's always the feeling when you're getting ready to, you know, people give up right before they get what they always wanted to get, people quit. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back! And we're back! Was it I'm Gonna Get You Sucker or was it Hollywood Shuffle? That's Hollywood Shuffle.

Yeah, I love that movie. Do you think that movie holds up? Yeah, absolutely. We got to watch that movie. We should do a rewatch. Tommy! Tommy! You killed my brother.

I loved this dude, baby. Do you guys know this movie, Daniel Joel? I've not seen Hollywood Shuffle. Oh, my God. You guys have to watch Hollywood, baby. Do you guys know this movie, Daniel Joel? I've not seen Hollywood Shuffle. Oh my God. You guys have to watch Hollywood Shuffle. The great Robert Townsend, the great Keenan Ivory Wayans. Joel, it will pair very nicely with Jazz Cabbage.

Then you know I'm about it. Let's do it. It's morally, it's amazing too. It all takes place like in the early 80s when Eddie Murphy was the king of, of, uh,

what he did and his style of comedy was reigning Supreme and how everybody wanted black people to be like Eddie Murphy on auditions and stuff like that. Uh, and one of the words that is used in this, which was used a lot back in the day, was, hey, man, do you think maybe you could do that just a little bit blacker? Oh, mm, mm, mm. Hollywood shuffle. Was that said to you, Donald, ever? Everybody.

I think if you were acting in the early 80s, late 90s, somebody tried to figure out a way to say that to you without saying it. If they did say it, you know, wow. But if they didn't, it would be like, yo, could you jazz it up or something? Or maybe, you know. Oh, jazz it up. Put that thing, that thing, that thing that y'all doing. And then they say like, a little more street. Right.

More street. More street. What was that from? Street. Right. More street. More street. What was that from?

That was if Evie from Small Wonder was a racist director. Donald, could you do that again? More street. Oh, my God. That is a deep cut joke. If Evie was a racist director. Evie from Small Wonder was a racist director. And she was like, like Donald one more time

blacker oh my god that is a deep cut joke that was one of our odd set jokes right you gotta know who Evie from Small Wonder is I bet a lot of these children listening don't know come on there was a sitcom called Small Wonder and it was a lot of these children listening don't know. Small, come on.

There was a sitcom called Small Wonder, and it was a really, really bad sitcom. But the premise was that the dad had built a robot. Daughter. Daughter, and she looked like a human, but she was a robot. And talked like a robot. And she had special powers. She talked like a robot. Yes.

Donald Marstreet. Donald, do that again this time blacker oh my god well anyway that's you guys got to watch hollywood shuffle it's it's i donald says it holds up i haven't seen in years but i'm gonna start making a list of all the movies you say we should watch and that's to be our rewatch. It is a big satire. I like that. That's fun.

It's a big satire of the film industry from the perspective of a young black filmmaker, Robert Townsend, who just – I think it was one of his earliest films, right, Donald? Dude, yeah. Yeah, he made the movie using his credit cards. He was so young when he made it. Yeah, dude. Literally, he took his credit – he used his credit cards. Yeah, dude. Like, literally, he took his credit. He used his credit cards to make this movie. Yeah.

Don't you remember Homeboys on film where they're in the movie theater? And instead of Siskel and Ebert, it's two brothers from the neighborhood. And they're giving you what they like about what movies they liked and everything like that. I forgot that part. Oh, man. The one with Dirty... They do one with Dirty Harry. You don't remember? He's like, we give that one the finger.

And then there's one where it's Indiana Jones, and it's like... I thought it sucked, but he liked it, that bullshit. You don't remember that? No, but i remember really laughing and thinking robert townsend was a genius yeah he is a genius man like him eddie murphy keenan ivy waynes when they when the three of them were together they were unstoppable man like that was

like the dynamic trio that was like the one the three of them together they all all three of them worked together. Yeah. And they were, I mean, that's like- You were telling me that there was a lot of collaboration that I didn't know about between those guys. Yeah, man. That was the crew. And they were all just so funny. It was like, imagine having the three funniest people on the planet at the time working together. And that's what that was.

Did I ever tell you my story remind me if i told you the story in the podcast where my my my brother and i were pitching to this like old white woman producer a script and she goes you know you could go black with it and we're like sure uh yeah that there's no reason why it couldn't be an African-American story. And she goes, you know, they're doing their thing. And she moved her arms like this. I'm moving them back and forth.

And she kind of scrunched up her face and she's like, you know, they're doing their thing. Oh, boy. I never forgot that. You don't ever want her to pitch a movie for you. I never forgot that You don't ever want her to pitch a movie for you I never forgot that She should never ever

pitch a movie for you Ever No we were pitching a movie to her and her response was Well yeah cause she's gonna take this to her boss and be like you know so I think I got him to go black with it Yeah we're gonna go black with it you know cause we can get them doing their thing.

I wonder what you were trying to imitate, because I can't tell if it's like, is it a basketball move? No, I think it was they were strutting down the street and being funny with their arms. They got a big, giant, pimp arm walk. Okay. Yeah. Got it.

That makes the men. Now I laughed out loud very hard when you see JD in my tighty whities side stepping out of the apartment. And then you guys catch me and I go, just gonna take a

quick Tuesday. Quick Tuesday. That was very funny. Yeah, man. There was, the episode started off where I was like, this doesn't feel like Scrubs at all. Really? And then as it went on, it was like, this is when Scrubs gets wacky. It gets wacky.

I mean, we literally have an ostrich that, we get treed by ostriches. They steal Donald's Kango. And they run around with it. No, and then we can't come down because they're working in shifts as sentries. Yeah. The ostriches. That was the Jason Bateman episode.

He makes them into belts. He makes their necks into belts. He makes their necks into belts. He makes their necks into belts. What season is that? Is that this season? I think it is, man. Oh my goodness, this season's going to be wacky.

Yeah, this season's going to be wacky as hell. You can tell we're amped up, though, Donald. We're geeked. We came in all hot. We came in, like, raring to go. You know what? I think either we worked during the summer, or if we didn't work, we definitely partied hard during the summer.

My doughiness suggests that I probably partied well all i'm saying is we were ready to we were ready to go back and be as like we we are definitely feeling ourselves in the beginning of this i agree you know i agree we're the acting is really big you know we're yeah we're we're like we're like racehorses that were kept in the stable. And we're like, we're fucking let's go. Right. And we come out swinging, man. Yeah. Joelle, is there a guest today?

There is. And they're here. All right. We'll be right back after these fine words. When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful. That's where The Bright Side comes in, a new daily podcast from Hello Sunshine that's bringing you a daily dose of joy. I'm Danielle Robay. And I'm Simone Boyce. Listen, both Danielle and I are reporters. We've covered the news and we

know the world can feel heavy, but The Bright Side podcast is a space to have a little fun, to learn something new, and get into some friendly debates. That's right. Join us five days a week to see how life can look from the bright side. We'll hear from celebrities, authors, experts, and listeners like you. Whether it's relationships, friend advice, or figuring out how to navigate life's transitions, We'll talk through it all together. Listen to The Bright Side from Hello Sunshine every weekday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Parents, if you've ever experienced

bedtime battles with the kids, I'm going to let you into a little secret. I'm Abby, a mother of two, and I had these battles myself. Endless excuses, delay tactics, and many tears and tantrums, but I had these battles myself. Endless excuses, delay tactics, and many tears and tantrums, but I've created a solution. The perfect kids podcast that makes bedtime a dream. It's called Koala Moon and it's hosted by me, Abby. With over 300 episodes packed with original stories and sleep meditations,

Koala Moon makes bedtimes easy and enjoyable. Episodes start out engaging and really rather magical, but as they progress, they gently slow to a calm and relaxing pace to have your little ones out like a light. Since launching in 2022, Koala Moon has helped with over 20 million nights sleep and received over 6,000 five-star reviews. Win back your evenings. Listen to Koala Moon now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, this is Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty. of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty. You may know me from, let's see, 90210, Charmed, Mallrats, Heathers. You probably also know me from my stage four cancer diagnosis and sharing that journey with so many of you. There's something so authentic about a podcast.

It's me connecting, me talking raw in the moment. That's what my goal is to give you, to talk about why I feel that cancer to a certain extent is a gift, what my responsibilities are as a person with cancer, because I think that there's something so much bigger than me. And to be honest, I'm still trying to find out what that is. And maybe together, we'll find it. It's going to be a wild ride. So I hope that you all tune in. Listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey, my name's Jay Shetty, and I'm the host of On Purpose. I just had a great conversation with Michael B. Jordan and you can listen to it right now. Michael is known for his performances in both film and television. His breakout role was in Fruitvale Station playing Oscar Grant which earned him widespread praise and numerous award nominations. His portrayal of Killmonger in Marvel's Black Panther, one of my favorites, further solidified his status as one of Hollywood's leading actors, earning him widespread acclaim for his complex and compelling performance. In our conversation, Michael really opens up. You're going to love listening to it. And I can't wait for you to check it out.

The closest to getting what you want is always the hardest. It's always the feeling when you're getting ready. People give up right before they get what they've always wanted to get. People quit. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Scrub, re-watch, go with Zach and Donald. And we're back. We are back. All right, let's go to a caller, Joelle

That's always a fun segment I kind of like it when they're really nutty We might need to get more people that have open relationships That's good radio I do like to have conversations that make people just a little uncomfortable Yeah, I like something that would make Bill hide under a Ted Lasso flag Okay, noted By the way, LA hide under a Ted Lasso flag. Okay, noted.

By the way, L.A. is covered in Ted Lasso billboards. Have you noticed this? Yeah. They're everywhere. They're spending that money. Good, man. Good. It's a hit show. How funny was it when Steve Harvey about Bill was like, make that money, and he started

doing the money gesture? Mm-hmm. We got a caller who gave us a holler. We can talk, start wars, or sing show tunes, you know, like a baller. Hi, Travis. Hi, Zach. Travis McTighe! Hi, Travis. Hi, Zach. Hi, this is Donald Faison, Joelle Monique, and DJ Danil.

What's happening, Travis? Hey, Don. Donald. You go by Don or Donald. Donald, usually. Yeah, there's no one who ever calls you Don. Is there, Donald? You never became a Don. There are a few people out there that call me Don. Really?

I'm not one of them. Well, you just met him, and you haven't reached Don status. Have you reached Don status, Zach? No, no, no. No, I just went to the most enduring term for the closest of his inner circle, which is shit. Twatiers. Wait, what? No, stop calling me twat ears, okay? I know it's going to happen in public, and I'm going to be so bummed out when someone

calls me twat ears. You almost did it at Disneyland. That was hilarious. I know. And then he switched to T-ears because it was inappropriate to yell twat. So he was like, T-ears, get back here. What about when you ran into Frozone, Donald? You had a whole scene with Frozone.

Hey, Frozone. You got your super ran into Frozone, Donald? You had a whole scene with Frozone. You got your super suit, Frozone. Frozone found his super suit. I got to post that video. You are so funny. And then Frozone couldn't talk because he's in a suit. I was like, I could have watched Donald and Frozone talk for like a half hour. The best moment was getting off the Millennium Falcon ride with my kids and your kid from from uh cheaper by the dozen yeah uh and chewy talking

to us and actually being able to understand what chewy was saying because he was doing sign language you understood it no he wasn't doing sign language he was asking us if we flew to falcon he asked us how we did i told him i messed up the ship a little bit. He then said to me, don't worry, I can fix it. You know what I mean? But I knew that he was saying it. I was like, holy cow. All of these years of watching Star Wars, I definitely speak Wookiee now. Donald, I can actually do a Chewbacca.

Let's hear it. That's pretty good. Easy, Chewie. I don't think you don't sound impressed. No. Is that good? All right, Travis, welcome to the program. Where are you calling from? Dallas, Texas. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Hello, Texas. Hello, Texas folks. We love you. All you Texans. Um, Travis, what's your question for us today? So my first question was, you know, they say never to meet your heroes, and I'm kind of doing that right now.

But I would want to know, when is a moment that you guys have met somebody that you've looked up to, or it doesn't necessarily have to be a hero, but they were better than you expected them to be? Better than we expected. Yes. Their generosity, kindness. A couple of times. That's happened a couple of times. That's a good question. I'm glad you didn't ask the opposite, because we couldn't really say that than you expected them to be better than we expected yes their generosity kindness times that's happened a couple that's a good question i'm glad you didn't ask the opposite because we couldn't really say that about someone we wouldn't speak ill of anyone whenever i met eddie murphy he was very very comp you know he was always very nice and gave a lot of compliments you know to me and my family every time i've met him. And that is a hero of mine. And I was nervous that he wouldn't be like that.

Denzel Washington, the same thing. When we were working together, when I was working with Denzel, he very much was the character he played in Remember the Titans. He stuck to it. But once it was over, every time I, I mean, I remember one time I was walking down the street in Hollywood and Denzel drove by and stopped his car and rolled down the window to talk to me.

You know what I mean? He like hollered at me while I was walking. Hey, hey, hey, hey, Donald. And I look in the car and it's Denzel in the car. And I was like, yo, dude, what is, you know what I mean? Oh my God. So like every time I've, every time I've had the opportunity to meet one of my heroes, it's been that way.

The only hero that I haven't met, a hero of mine that I haven't met is Harrison Ford. Believe it or not. I've never met him. I'm scared to meet him too. I'm going to be, I'm going to be honest with you. Because that is one of those moments. That's one of those moments.

You just got to pull out a joint and he'll be your best friend well i hope that would happen or it could be he's like get the fuck out of here i don't think i don't think he would be rude to you uh my answer is bobby d bobby d de niro i i looked up to him my whole life i used to intern at the trebecca film center which he um created and runs in new y. And I remember I was an intern and I saw him get in the elevator once. And I was like, I had never even like seen a celebrity of that magnitude before. And then cut to, you know, uh, a little over a year ago and I'm starring in a movie with him. And, uh, which is coming out by the way, uh, which is coming out by the way she uh which is coming out by the way um july 23rd isn't it july 23rd the comeback trail so if you're on your phone right now put it in your iCal um july 23rd and uh go

ahead and he was just so cool you know i i i i i can't speak enough to how how instantly we were friends and talking about so much stuff. And, and then he invited me and Florence over his house for dinner. And, and that was the most surreal experience of my life. And we text to this day all the time. And I just cannot believe that I'm friends with Robert De Niro because he's

one of the, my favorite actors of all time. And, and so, yeah, the moment I was in his massage chair in his house and Florence and I were giggling,

I was like, this is pretty crazy. So I have two more people that I should probably say. Go ahead, Donald. So when I met Robert De Niro, I was a kid. Don't fucking get on my De Niro shit.

I gotta do that. Well, let me tell you about the time that I hung out with Denzel. Okay. And I was doing, and I was, he had me do the table read for Bronx Tale, a Bronx Tale. And then I auditioned for Bronx Tale. I didn't get the movie, which, you know, kind of sucked. But I remember going on the audition.

I remember going to the table read and meeting everybody. It seemed like from a Scorsese film was there like all of the actors. And I remember that was one and everybody was mad cool. But the one time where I was like, I'd maybe I shouldn't do it because everybody tells me not to do it was Bill Murray. I want to meet him so bad at an audition. He walked out of the room.

And I remember people telling me, if you ever meet Bill Murray, don't say anything to him. He doesn't like that shit. And he walked out. And everybody gets quiet and doesn't say anything. And I was like, fuck, this might be the only time I ever get to meet this guy. Even if he yells at me, I'll take it. And I go, hey, Bill. And he turns around. I go, hey, Bill. And he turns around.

I go, man, I really loved Groundhog Day. And he looks at me and he goes, thanks, kid. Thank you so much. And then gets in the elevator and leaves. And that just made my day, the fact that he was like, fuck you! He might have muttered that to himself in the elevator,

but... But still have you i i love have you seen the netflix movie about meeting bill murray where he'll just show up at like random parties yeah and uh like he showed up at some party in london he was like doing their dishes and he'd like go up and like eat somebody eat something off of somebody's plate and he said i dare you to tell somebody no no one will ever believe you. And they'll just walk off. He's amazing like that, man. Like he is a legend.

Like he is an ultimate legend. Like the fact that I don't know if this is true or not, but there's a number that you call if you want him to be in a movie. And if he decides he wants to do it he just does it there's an 800 number i got it i got it from a director because i i was thinking about trying to offer him something and uh i don't know if you can see this but look at that wow he's got a bill murray t-shirt that's cool bill murray t-shirt my wife loves that shirt loves it all right travis what's your what's your next question my friend so i would like to know uh oh by the way i want to give your girlfriend a compliment zach go ahead i love her voice and

i could listen to her read a phone book yeah she has a very very very distinct thing and most people don't know this about her um um she has an incredible singing voice she was when before florence broke with her first film she was kind of deciding whether to pursue the singer-songwriter route or the acting route obviously she wanted to do both and then she got a film and blew up but she is an incredible singer as well my second question so I wanted to know like if you were going to submit like a scene or a monologue or something from anything that you've done, like scrubs or a movie or whatever, for let's say it was like an Oscar reel. What from your body of work would you submit? And what would you submit from each other's body?

Like, Zach, what would you put from Donald's body of work? That's a great question. I'd put Donald doing the poison dance. Zach, what would you put from Donald's body of work? That's a great question. I'd put Donald doing the poison dance. I'd obviously put his classic scene with Denzel. Oh, yeah.

I would. I definitely put Donald in the car getting on the highway in Clueless. I would put all of Garden State up. That's not a real. You can't put up the whole movie, Donald. Okay, so... You're just saying that because you can't remember individual scenes. No, that's not true. But I would put all of Garden State up.

I would put... I would try and throw his name in the hat for director as well. Because I think he's one of my favorite directors when i know when he does something if i'm in it i'm gonna fucking be good you know what i mean because he has a great knack for communication with actors and thank you let me see i don't know man i don't know he has a lot of things that are very good i i and and whole bodies like he's a great storyteller so i would have to put all of garden state i'd have to put all of which i was here i'd have to put like i got a deep cut that you don't know and it's from last kiss and it's one of my favorite

scenes i've ever been in and it's me and tom wilkinson on the front porch on the porch yeah but he's great in that scene too he's really good i know he drives the scene i just when i when he asked this question i've never it's a very good question i haven't thought about it and my brain went you know your brain just automatically you know there's obviously the things i'm most known for but my brain went to that scene with tom wilkinson is something i thought was special isn't it like he said did you actually do this thing that she's accusing you of doing? And that where he says that,

and then he, yeah, that's a really good scene. He says a great quote, which is something that if I'm paraphrasing, but it's something like, it's, it doesn't matter what you say. It's what you do to the people

who love you that matters. What you say means nothing. It's what you actually do. Something like that. I don't know. It's really powerful. It's a very underrated movie. Great cast. When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful. That's where The Bright Side comes in. A new

daily podcast from Hello Sunshine that's bringing you a daily dose of joy. I'm Danielle Robay. And I'm Simone Boyce. Listen, both Danielle and I are reporters. We've covered the news and we know the world can feel heavy. But the Bright Side podcast is a space to have a little fun, to learn something new and get into some friendly debates. That's right. Join us five days a week to see how life can look from the bright side. We'll hear from celebrities, authors, experts, and listeners like you. Whether it's relationships, friend advice, or figuring out how to navigate life's transitions,

we'll talk through it all together. Listen to The Bright Side from Hello Sunshine every weekday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Parents, if you've ever experienced bedtime battles with the kids, I'm going to let you into a little secret. I'm Abby, a mother of two, and I had these battles myself. Endless excuses, delay tactics, and many tears and tantrums. But I've created a solution.

The perfect kids podcast that makes bedtime a dream. It's called Koala Moon, and it's hosted by me, Abby. With over 300 episodes packed with original stories and sleep meditations, Koala Moon makes bedtimes easy and enjoyable. Episodes start out engaging and really rather magical, but as they progress, they gently slow to a calm and relaxing pace to have your little ones out like a light. Since launching in 2022, Koala Moon has helped with over 20 million nights sleep and received over 6,000 five-star reviews.

Win back your evenings. Listen to Koala Moon now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. probably also know me from my stage four cancer diagnosis and sharing that journey with so many of you. There's something so authentic about a podcast. It's me connecting, me talking raw in the moment. That's what my goal is to give you, to talk about why I feel that cancer to a certain extent is a gift, what my responsibilities are as a person with cancer, because I think that there's something so much bigger than me. And to be honest, I'm still trying to find out what that is. And maybe together, we'll find it. It's going to be a wild ride. So I hope that you all tune in. Listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty

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People give up right before they get what they've always wanted to get. People quit. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We watch your wizard and I know with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. All right, it's time for Texas' favorite segment, everybody. Dallas, Texas' favorite segment, Joe. It's time to Fix Your Life!

Travis, how can we fix your life? We're here to help you. My question was that ever since I had a kid, I've noticed that the relationship that I have with my friends that don't have kids has kind of changed. My priorities have changed. I've noticed that it turns into tension and things like that and i was wondering how the two of you has the has y'all's relationship changed

since i guess has donald had kids the entire time or how do you guys navigate that with zach not having kids and donald having kids Favorite part of the show. Oh, there she is. Hi, guys. Hi, beautiful. That's Travis and Casey. Hi. And Travis was just asking how we navigate our friendship when y'all have all these kids and I have none, how we do it because I'm so free

and don't have any responsibilities in the children department, but y'all have like 37. And he's from Dallas, Texas. So be extra nice. Oh, hi. Um, well for, just to give an example of how out of touch Zach is with having kids, we, you know, we've been friends with Zach for, I've been friends with Zach for 15 years and our oldest is almost eight. And two days ago was the first time he's taken us to Disney, let us go to Disneyland with our kids. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. No, we know. I think Zach's just kind of coming around now. You know, we find all. But I love your kids when I'm with them. Of course. I play with them like crazy.

Hey, I get it. If I didn't have kids, I wouldn't want to hang out with kids. Well, sometimes we go to Disneyland and it's an adult trip to Disneyland. Joelle's nodding. She knows. Yeah, it's always an adult trip. And sometimes you bring the Rugrats because they slow shit down. Yeah.

With their tiny legs. First time we brought the Rugrats was two days ago. Yeah, no, I think he's just kind of meeting us in the middle. You know, we try. We like to have adult time with Zach because, you know, it was like that for so long. Zach, I love you.

Oh, God. Did he play Zach, I love you? He said, I love you. Zach, I love you. Casey, calm down. We have a guest here. It's not appropriate. I should charge people for that. Yeah, we should make love you. Casey, calm down. We have a guest here. It's not appropriate. I should charge people for that.

That's what I said. We should make it a ringtone, Joelle. We can make Zach, I love you, a ringtone. You need to be on Cameo. No, we're not going to be on Cameo. Casey, you can go on Cameo. But, you know, I think we have to do just as much as Zach does as far as meeting in the middle. Because I really, I think I'm very conscious of it.

If it was up to Donald, Donald would be like, well, fuck it. If we can't bring our kids, we're never going to go anywhere. And I still like to go places without my kids because I had such a fun life before kids as much as it is fun now. But you guys, we were having a barbecue and you said, should we bring the kids or not?

And you're like, they're going to be loud. And I was like, it's a barbecue. Have them swim. Who cares? And they had an amazing time. Yeah. Well, they're also older now. They're at the age now of, you know, understanding that Uncle Zach gets really pissed off if you scream.

So they get mad. No, not pissed off. I just have a no screeching policy. And Casey's like, I just decided if it comes from uncle zach it might stick better than if mom is like keep it down keep it down i was like guys do whatever you want there's no high pitch screaming yeah one of them one of them actually raised their voice in the pool and zach said yo it's a little too loud but don't you want don't you want uncle zach to lay down some rules?

Yeah, exactly. My son looked at him with eyes like huge. Well, because when it's from you guys, they're like roll their eyes and they're screaming 10 seconds later. But if Uncle Zach lays down a rule, they might listen. Yeah. He got real staccato with it. Yeah. No screeching.

He's like, hey, shut your mouth. No, I did not. Oh, I know. Tone it down. I didn't say it like that either i said tone it down you got real but but i have to say you've given in you've given in quite a bit over the past two years i would say well you guys are a beautiful family and i i hope i have kids i really would love to have children one day um and um it was nice i brought there's a child uh um fromaper by the Dozen

who I really bonded with and we brought him and his mom to Disneyland and I can see that I have this paternal instinct in me to want to be a dad one day and I hope I'm as good a parent as you are one day, you two. You're going to be a great dad. I hope I am too. Well, how old's your kid, Travis?

Almost two. Okay. Congratulations. Are you a good dad. I hope I am too. Well, how old's your kid, Travis? Almost two. Okay. Congratulations. Are you a good dad? Do you put in the time? I put in the time whenever I can. Well, I mean,

I'm an anesthesiologist, so I get, the times that I am home, I'm parent number one. And the weekends that I'm not working. Yeah. Guess where he lives? In Dallas.

Oh, I know. I have to say this. I have to say, my kids, I don't know. I can't speak for all kids, but my kids notice when he doesn't help me. take them to Target every day, buy them whatever. But they will still be like, but Dad's lazy. Oh, my God. But Dad didn't help you this morning. Dad didn't do this.

So I think if you just, you know, portray a partnership. There was no shortcuts, no delegating. I knew it was an issue and that I needed to step up more when my kid was like, yeah, but Dad, you know you're lazy. I was like, what? Wow. That must be hard when you're like, but that must be hard oh my god what wow that must be hard when you're like all of the things that i do for the family that must be hard when you're like mom oh that must be hard when you're like bro i just paid the mortgage i just bought you food exactly i'm lying

down the couch for a second but that's the thing like they can't they can't wrap their head around that that doesn't make mean anything to them what they see is is someone sitting on the couch you know whether he just got home from working the couch, you know, whether he just got home from working all day or, you know, like you working all night, whatever, coming home, sitting on the couch. And if the wife is the one doing everything, dressing, fixing the food, doing all this, even if you just stand up and act like you're in there helping in some way, they that's, that's all it takes for them to think yeah my daughter like i had worked a long day yesterday and she just ran up and like she just said no and shoved

me and ran off to my wife yeah wow that's just girls that's all right casey we gotta finish the show we love you thanks because the air conditioning guy needs to get up okay okay we're finishing air conditioning guy are finishing travis um you're welcome we have one question travis you're an anesthesiologist right yes i am now i had a um hernia surgery many years ago and i remember um they gave me something in the right before they took me in they gave me a shot of something. It wasn't the full anesthesia, but it was a little. What was that, Travis? That was delicious. It's called Versed.

Versed. Versed. Yeah, that made me feel really, really good. Yes. It comes requested by name very often. Okay. Well, I'm telling you, if you have to get surgery, ask your anesthesiologist for some Versed. This is Zach Braff.

This is your fake doctor recommendation. Because for a second, I was like, okay. If I ever go under again, I'm going to try and fight it. I'm going to try and fight it. All that I can. I'm going to stay awake.

I'm undefeated. I'm going to try and fight it. I'm going to stand out. I'm going to get as loud as I can. It's not going to stay awake. Do what you can. I'm undefeated. I'm going to try and fight it. I'm going to stand out. I'm going to get as loud as I can. It's not going to work. I'm going to do it. Just gritting your teeth. Wait, one more anesthesiologist question.

I know this probably isn't anesthesiologist, but you'll know the answer. I'm told that after you have a colonoscopy, you still technically experienced it, but then they give you a drug that wipes your memory like men in black of the experience. Is that true? I think we're still talking about Versed. Now, I don't typically give people Versed for colonoscopies just because it's a quick procedure and I want them to be able to get up and get out of the hospital. But no, there's no men in black pen or anything like that oh i heard that i heard something that maybe maybe someone's making shit up but like

you really do experience the full colonoscopy and then but they give you something after the men in blacks your memory no no i mean there's some people that will like wake up there's one portion where they're going around uh the band, it gets real stimulating. Some people just sit straight up. Cock? Do people ever get erections? Oh my God. Ever? From colonoscopies?

No, not from colonoscopies. Have you been in surgery doing anesthesiologist and someone just randomly got an erection? Yeah. They're putting Foley catheters in. Sometimes they will. anesthesiologist and someone just randomly got an erection yeah i mean when they're they're like putting fully catheters in yeah they'll sometimes they will wow that sounds like it hurts it doesn't feel like it's more like uncomfortable than painful i mean if they use if they use enough

lube yeah if they use enough lube donald yeah i mean look man sorry donald okay no donald donald I mean, look, man. Sorry, Donald. Okay, no problem. Donald, have you had a colonoscopy yet? I've had a colonoscopy. You have? Yes, I have. I got to have mine. Get it done. I'm worried. Get it done.

I'm worried I'm going to break Travis's record and be the first one to get an erection. Oh, boy. Get it done, bro. No joke. It's worth it. No, I know. Of course. And we're joking, but all you men out joke, it's worth it No, I know, of course And we're joking, but all you men out there

What's the age, Travis? We can do a public service announcement 40 years old Yeah, they just changed it to 40 Now, if you have a strong family history, then Yeah, they'll bring you in earlier But it's usually 40 Alright, well, now we're going to switch to a serious public service announcement 40 and above, you gotta have a colonoscopy and make sure you do not have any suspicious things on your colon,

right, Travis? Exactly. I actually turned 40 in a week, so thank you for the reminder. I'm reminding you. Gosh, I'm a good fake doctor. I need to remind myself I'm 46. Get it done. I'm going to get it done Alright I wanna quickly Plug a couple things Don't forget to pick up Live Your Life By Amanda Klutz It is number 8

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