Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 504: My Jiggly Ball

Episode Date: July 27, 2021

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Travel round the world and back again. Your heart is true. You're a pal and a confidant. And if we threw a party and invited everyone we knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say

thank you for being a friend that's what I'm talking about are you back on the weed? am I back on the weed? I mean not like all the time so yes so yes oh boy you're growing your facial hair out no i just haven't shaved

oh um we did a whole other podcast while we waited for you. I'm so sorry, bro. My friends, my friends, I am so sorry. That's okay. I apologize to you. But the card attached will say thank you for being. Okay. Okay. Okay.

He's back. He's here. He found us. Well, we waited for Donald for a half hour. He had to upload his new what? Something on your computer. No, for some reason, my computer just, it does this. It just, it upgraded itself.

Daniel can tell you how to turn that off, Daniel, can't you? I mean, sure. I would just recommend turning it on more often. That's what I'm talking about. That's way too much bong water. Are you high now? No, I'm not high.

I'm coming down. I know you very well. So yes, A. And B, I know you very well, and I know the radius of your eyeballs when you're high. Radius of your eyeballs. That's a good friendship. That's what I'm talking about. How much of the eyeball I can see under the eyelid.

I know him so well, I can be like, okay, eyelids are that low. It was probably a joint 45 minutes ago we walked into a meeting for uh the podcast once i was blitzed out of my mind not realizing how the meet what the meeting was for like not what the meeting was for but how uh important the meeting was i should say blitzed out of my mind guy goes to the bathroom zach turns to me and goes dude are you stoned and i'm like yeah i'm so stoned this was the very first meeting you were also late i think yeah no i was on time i was i was very i was i was pointing are you talking about the very first meeting with the company we didn't go with yeah i was on time you were late

and no i was on time fuck you dude i remember No, I was on time. Fuck you, dude. I was on time. I remember the awkward small talk I had with dude waiting for you. You were early, dude. That's what happened. You were like five, ten minutes early. Well, you know what they say, Donald? It's better to be a half hour early than one minute late. That's true indeed. It's true indeed.

I believe that. When you're late to meet me, you're saying I don't respect you Oh No I don't mean now Because you had computer problems but I mean in life I think if you're a young person preparing to go out there Into the professional world

It's better to be a half hour early than one minute late Right Joelle you're wise Listen as a black person I feel like I can never be late That's what my parents told me. They said, don't give them an excuse not to hire you. Tell that to my brother. Well, these are the rules. Tell that to my brother.

I'll be like, we're gonna, we gotta be there at 11 o'clock. I'll be like, alright, I'll see you at 11. 1.30 rolls around. I'll be like, I'm at the gate. Can y'all let me in? Perfect. It's good to see you.

It's good to see you. Good to see you all. We have new merch out. Very exciting, Joelle. Yes. It'll have been a while, for a while, by the time this comes to air. Well, this is the first time we're recording audio where the new merch has been out. And there's, for those of you who have been clamoring

There's finally a Joelle Monique Our Queen t-shirt It's perfect, it's so beautiful It comes in many colors I'm going to get yellow Yellow looks nice I like the red Does it say on the back If you know you know or something

It should Only true fans of the podcast are gonna know who that queen is sure they'll have to add this is a great way to spread the word of the podcast if that's your ministry you know wear the shirt tell people about the pod yes please hopefully when we when it's safe to go back to conventions we can you'll see your shirt and then we'll recognize you as a fan and it'll warm our hearts it's safe to go back to conventions, we'll see your shirt, and then we'll recognize you as a fan, and it'll warm our hearts. I think we should start playing. I was about to say, I heard it's really, you know, we're getting to that time where people are like, hey, we've got a theater opening.

Do you guys want to rent out this theater space? It's happening. Well, look at all the musicians. Everyone's going back on tour. So I think we should start to think about a tour. I mean, it would be after I'm done editing my movie in the first quarter of the year. But maybe the second quarter of the year, we should go on a big-ass tour. Spring 2022.

Yeah. I'm seeing all these tour announcements come out because everyone's so excited for touring. I would love that. I think that would be a lot of fun, actually. Yes. I just want to make sure that we have a giant party bus.

Okay, giant party bus. No, man. I want to sleep and stuff, too, man. I'm old, man. That would be fun for the first two days and shit, but then after that. I'm old, man. Now, I don't, you know, that'd be fun for like the first two days and shit. But then after that, I'm going to want my naps. You can park the bus at a hotel every once in a while. First of all, are you going to get, are you saying you're going to get woozy?

No, I'm not going to get woozy. But come on, man. I don't think anybody in, on this freaking podcast right now can sit here and say to me, you know what I miss? The days when I would get blackout drunk, wake up, and do it again the next day. And then wake up and do it again the next day. I miss those days.

I want to go back to that. Listen, we're not those people anymore, bro. I may not be that person anymore, but I'll tell you what, if I could go back and do that again for a month, I would do it in a heartbeat. I would do it in a heartbeat. I would do it in a heartbeat. You know how the buses...

No, I wouldn't. If you were to go and do what you used to do back in the days right now, you know that the African dudes that are carrying a casket dancing? That would be your funeral. I'll just put it out there, dog. I'll just put it out there. Okay.

You know how you see the giant tour bus pulling a trailer on the back now that back thing will be daniel's bedroom come on man all over the road hell no come on man no our tour bus doesn't have to be like we're partying like we're like 20 years old donald it can be a mature adult uh tour bus a mature adult tour bus. A mature adult tour bus that has freaking groupies and roadies. We're not trying to have groupies and roadies. We don't have groupies and roadies.

What the fuck is the tour for? Roadies, maybe. I'm the roadie. That's literally my job. I'm the fucking roadie. He's carrying the gear. Donald, I can't believe you're poo-pooing this dream I've had. I had this dream that we would tour Europe in a giant tour bus and just bond over the sights and try ganja.

Can it be? But if it's a tour, can it be like the tour in Almost Famous where they're on the bus? No. I veto. tour can it be like the tour in almost famous where they're on the bus yeah they're going no i veto almost tragic tale but don't you want don't you guys want a moment where we're like all mad at each other and in blue jean baby all right well i imagine the tour bus will be very expensive anyway so we'll get rid of the tour bus well there goes the tour yeah there imagine the tour bus will be very expensive anyway, so we'll get rid of the tour bus. Well, there goes the tour. Yeah, there goes the tour. I only wanted to fucking do the tour bus. The whole tour is gone now.

Oh, no. I would like to travel across Europe. Let's get it together. The only reason I wanted to do it was to live my dream of being in a rock band in a tour bus. It's fun. We should still do it. You know, with the bunks and there's like those Star Trek doors that open. Yes.

You sleep like a baby. What else should we talk about? There's merch. You get that merch at CottonBureau.com if you're someone who likes merch. By the time this episode airs, will Black Widow have come out already? I'm sure.

I can check, but I'm pretty sure that's that yeah black widow comes out july 9th so absolutely yeah it'll be so if you want to lay down the spoilers now you might as well go ahead no i'm not trying to ruin it for you three you're gonna love it you're gonna love it it's very exciting i'm going to make sure that you reserve your don't forget that we have a date july 9th It really looks awesome. The commercials look really cool. Yeah. I think if you're a Marvel geek,

you're going to go full geek explosion. Well, I'm ready to, are you ready to explain? Are you going to scream at the screen? No, I'm not going to, it's not going to,

it's not going to be that. No. Cause you remember when we went to the star Wars premiere and you embarrassed me in front of sean hayes what did i do what are you sitting right in front of us and so was one of the stranger things kids and you were making all kinds of noises and everyone was turning around and i was like bro you got it you got to hold it together but i was pissed off i was upset no no no no no this is the beginning that one when you first heard the music you were like standing up like you were rocky hard picture show i thought i was sitting there like girl you shouldn't have done

that no you weren't you didn't decide you didn't really like it until the after party when you when you accidentally talked to the wrong kathleen Kathleen Kennedy and spoke to her identical twin. Why do moments like this continuously happen to me? Why do they always happen to me? That's, you know, I feel like if you're Kathleen Kennedy at the Star Wars premiere, everyone's going to be coming up to you. I just don't think the identical twin should be invited. It's too confusing. No. I think the identical twin has to stay at home.

Stay home! It's not nice to us and it's not nice to your sister either. You think Chewbacca's going to show up with his twin? No. It's too confusing. Alright. Should we talk about scrubs five six seven eight

stories about a show we made about a bunch of doctors and nurses the stories that we all should know. So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. This was a very funny episode. Yes, I laughed a bunch. I laughed quite a bit. This has a lot of very funny moments in it. Moments that,

I'm going to tell you something right now. This show has officially gone off the rails. Yes, season five is bad shit. Officially. Officially gone off the rails. It's crazy. There's some lines in this that, you know, where the fuck did that come from? Well, Jigglyball, this is the Jigglyball episode.

It is the Jigglyball episode. Yes, it is the Jigglyball episode. Which is a hospital-wide secret that only JD doesn't know that they're planning on just pelting. The game is pelting JD with tennis balls. Nobody really knows what the game is other than the janitor. Well, they all know how to play. Does the janitor have a meeting? Nobody knows how to play. Well, they all know how to play. Does the janitor have like a meeting?

Nobody knows how to play. Everybody just knows that the janitor wants them when they're talking to JD to mention the game Jigglyball with the orderlies. That's all they know. Okay, but what did they learn to play? There is no game. They just pelt you. That's not the game. They just pelt you, dude. Yeah, and I'm not mad at anyone.

Can you imagine this happening in real life? And everyone where you work stood in a line and pelted you as hard as they could with tennis balls. So much so that you have welts. Yeah. Like open sores. Like paintball. Like play paintball. Yeah, but worse because Carla's using alcohol on me, on swabs on me.

And JD's not mad at anyone. Like, huh, that was crazy, guys. Not only that he also has a freaking he also has a coffee cup a coffee uh what is it what is that a mob pot yeah a pot around his on his hand which he breaks and now is a bracelet that he can't get off yes and you've got your arm stuck in the canning vending machine. That didn't make any sense. A lot of it didn't make sense. That didn't make any sense. What about the whole balancing wheelchair thing?

And that JD is balancing so hard that he, but barely keeping it up. And he does it onto the elevator, down to the first floor, down the fucking handicap ramp. Down the ramp. It's bad shit shit we are very close I'm sensing my spidey sense is sensing that we are very close

to the episode where ostriches steal your Kango and wear it it might be coming up soon that's how that's how

Joel will you find out what episode that is yeah I think it's something I think Bird is in the title what the fact that JD still has secrets like him being a gymnast in high school and not wanting that to get out why didn't i want to be a gymnast to get out i forgot i don't know but it explains a lot

about this he's gonna find out he already calls you a girl's name oh you're gonna give me more by the way this is the episode where sarah was uh dressed as turk and it's been edited out i don't know if you noticed that i didn't notice that i it's funny it happened and it's so seamlessly edited out that i thought oh i thought this was that episode but no um it's been edited out and restored my big bird 508 is um yeah, that's coming up, guys. That is where Scrubs really goes off the rails. That's the episode with Jason Bateman where Donald and I are forced into a tree by ostriches acting like sentries. Yes. Yes.

By the way, speaking of Bill Lawrence, he taught me how to play pickleball. Okay, so you have to explain this to me because you were like, yo, you're going to love pickleball. I want you to know what a good lover I am. This is the crazy – first of all, sorry, I'll let you get into your story, but this is the craziest thing ever. Zach never hits me up about sports. Right.

Ever. Right. Ever. It might be the occasional you want to play some ping pong. Right. This looks like you got to run around. There's some effort involved. It's funny. It is like it's kind of like you're standing on the ping pong table. OK, so tell me. And you're really good at ping pong and you love tennis. And it's a lot of fun. And everyone's talking about pickleball. It's basically a smaller tennis court game. If you don't know what it is, Google it. It's a lot of fun. But it's kind of become this craze. Seniors are playing it because if you love tennis when you were younger and your knees can't do that anymore, it's a way, like my stepmother's in her late 70s and she was obsessed with it. And of course, people of all ages are playing. Anyway, you know how when you go see something and you like it, a movie or whatever, a concert, and you want to call your lover and be like baby you would love this well that's how i felt as i was playing

pickleball with bill i leaned over to him i leaned over to him and said donald's gonna love this was this while you were holding his pickle no you don't you don't hold any of these pickles in the game at least the way he taught me but we were at a very waspy club, maybe at other locations you hold pickles. What is pickleball? Basically picture it like small tennis, the tennis court, but like a quarter of the size. And it's just fast. And the rackets are smaller, and it's a wiffle ball. So you can like put crazy spin on the ball, Donald. You'll fucking love it

because you're a spin master. And it's kind of like... Think of it like you're standing on the ping pong table, except obviously not that small. Okay. Just Google image. If you're listening and you're like, what the fuck is he talking about? Just Google image it, and you'll see what I'm talking about.

It's a lot of fun. I played a little bit of tennis. talking about um it's a lot of fun i played a little bit of uh tennis i'm starting to play a lot more tennis now will you play with me because i'm only here for a little bit and i i would love to have some i think you need to get your quality time with me in before i leave the state i agree with you 100 why don't we make that happen why don't you well i need you to manifest it bro? Because daddy's not here that long. Come tomorrow. You're going to miss me. You're going to miss me. Come tomorrow, damn it.

To tennis? Yeah. I will. Aw. JD, okay, so I'm fondling you with the newly edited moment out, and I'm feeling you up. Yes. You're nice perky bees. They look like Cs, but they're really bees.

They're blue. They're definitely a perky bees. They look like C's, but they're really bees. They're definitely a perky bee. Especially this season. You're all trim and you've got pectoralis majors. You're all trim now. You guys, this dude sends me freaking photos. Enough's enough, bud. I don't send them anymore because on the last time we recorded, you said that you were feeling that it was too homoerotic. I have like six or seven of them.

I don't know who to send them to. I send them to my girlfriend and I get appreciation. And who else can I send them to? You. I can't send them to like... What am I going to do with them? I'm trying to get an attaboy from you. Attaboy.

I'm just trying to get attaboys from you. Attaboy. Okay, so back to the show scrubs.wood we bring up did you know cowboys used to curse you know what even if you didn't watch even if you didn't watch the show the reference is so jd and turk you know what i mean like even if you didn't watch deadwood and you didn't know that cowboys cursed and everything like that just the reference did you know cowboys it's so non-sequitur. I don't know.

I imagine Deadwood was a very popular show at the time. I've never seen Deadwood, but I know I remember the cowboys curse. Does this day remember? There's a lot of cursing and I love Timothy Oliphant. As you know, we made a movie together called the broken hearts club. I've never seen Deadwood.

Should I see Deadwood? Yes, it's good. Really? Oh yeah. I consider it. I's good. Really? Oh, yeah. I consider it a prestige HBO show. How many seasons are there? Three or so?

Three? I think it's three. Yeah, I'll double check, but not that many. And what was unique about it was the language. They didn't speak like we always think Cowboys spoke. It was almost Shakespearean. No, they said shit like that, too, but it was almost Shakespearean, the way they they said shit like that too but it was almost shakespearean

the way they talked all right yeah three seasons it's on hbo max right now if the people want to watch it it's it was like it was coming out around like the time of breaking bad and stuff and it was not like the glossy sort of um western that we were used to at the time if you think of like a tombstone or something like that. Sort of like the last Westerns of the cinema age until recently. Is there sex? Oh yeah. Oh god, yeah. We spend a lot of time in a

whorehouse. A brothel? Yeah, there's a lot of nudity. Well, you don't say whorehouse anymore. I said, well, we will cut it. No, we don't. We say place where you can rent say whorehouse anymore. We will cut it. No, we don't. We say place where sex workers rent vulvas.

That's the correct way to say it. That's the appropriate way to say it. I gotta go to my local vulva dealership? Yes. It's a vulva. Oh, Daniel. It's a vulva dealership. I'm prepared.

Oh, goodness. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm in. I started watching Bosch because everyone said to watch Bosch. What is Bosch? What is that? Bosch is like an L.A. neo-noir detective show. And my parents were like, a lot of people were talking about it.

You know, it's like you follow a murder mystery over the course of each season. And I like it so far. Okay. I was saying, we were talking about how J.D. was a gymnast in high school, and then we kind of left it alone. But it explains a lot about, you know,

your pratfalls and all of that stuff and how he's able to dangle so well. And, you know, you'd think that he would be a bit more coordinated, though. He's very goofy and clumsy. I mean, how many in many schools? I'm sure there are not enough boys to fill men's gymnastics team. So maybe he wasn't very good, but he was still on the team. I remember we had to take

gymnastics and as part of my gym his head thing and we had to like learn a floor routine i remember thinking this is so wait you had to learn a floor routine yeah yeah i'm public high school in new jersey you had to take gymnastics and like they set up the whole gym with all the different things wait a second yeah i didn't wear like bedazzled clothing or anything but i'm telling me there was a moment in time where you did a floor routine yes i did did you do the horse no but i chose no no you did not no you did not no you did No, you did not. No, you did not. Please tell me this is a lie. This is true? No, we didn't.

Must tell story. We didn't pick music. We didn't pick music. But I remember you had to put together a routine that was enough points. But I wasn't a gymnast, so it was ridiculous. It was like three somersaults into a cartwheel, jump, leap, land. It was like something that a beginner could do, but at least showed that you were trying. I'm so happy I did not go to public high school in Jersey, if this is what. Yeah, you had to do it.

Did anybody ever take it really seriously? Of course, there were girls particularly who had like, you know, had done gymnastics as kids who were who were naturally amazing. And I would try and copy them and then get hurt. OK. How about that girl? What's her name? Simone Biles. Yeah.

She's doing stuff that they're like, this is too dangerous to be done. She's doing stuff that they're like, this is too dangerous to be done. She's doing it. Yeah. Not since Nadia when she was standing on beams and flipping over and stuff. I don't think they've banned a move since then. I always get so nervous when they're on the balance beam doing that stuff. They're going to break their spine. Speaking of nervous energy, when people fall and you see it, do you feel it anywhere in your body?

I think I hold my neck. Like, I'm like, oh, my spine. Your spine feels so fragile at the back of your neck. I feel it in my balls. Even if it's a woman? No matter who it is, no matter who falls, I feel it in my balls. Do you laugh when people fall? When it's funny right because there's time when people fall where it's like oh that looked like it really

really hurt but then there's more likely to laugh at an ice skater falling than a than a gymnast no not if an ice skater falls on their face. No, but I mean, when I think of Olympic gymnastics and they fall, I feel so sad for them. But I'm more apt to giggle when an ice skater falls. Oh, man. Did you ever see Ice Castles? Did you ever see Ice Castles?

No, what's Ice Castles? You've never seen Ice Castles? Have any of you guys ever seen Ice Castles? No. With the theme song, please, don't let this feeling end. Yes. Robbie Benson. Y'all never seen Ice Castles.

No idea. You know who Robbie Benson is, though, right? Yeah, I can picture him. You don't know who Robbie Benson is? I know who Robert Benson is. I'm older than they are. Robert Benson. Robbie Benson. From the 1978 film Ice Castles, of course. He had blue

eyes. I remember he had really blue eyes, right? He was also the Beast's voice. He was also the Beast's voice. Oh, he was. In Beauty and the Beast. Let me look him up. Because I can't picture his face. Robbie Benson.

Yeah. He was in... He was older on his other movies. Wasn't he in Bankshot or something like that? He was also in Most Extreme Primate. That's sick. He's in Running Brave and The Chosen and One on One. This guy has a long...

Dude, this dude was the king, dude. He works, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to Google old images to get his face. Yeah. You don't remember, Robby? Y'all are freaking hating. Here he is shirtless with a surfboard.

Look at what he's hating. Here he is shirtless with a surfboard, guys. Anyway, Ice Castles, it's a movie about this girl from a small, small, small, small town. She's an ice skater. She has her chance to make it all the way to the olympics or some shit like that and uh one night and she forgets about everybody from her town it's a lot like la la land except one night she's out freaking ice skating and she falls and hits her head and goes blind and it's her trying to figure out how to you know get it all back please

does it don't let this feeling end with her doing the big ice skating routine blind you already saw it no i'm guessing what the most obvious answer of the plot would be you saw the movie didn't you does everyone give her a standing ovation and someone has to let her know that she's done it and everyone's happy? There's a really sad moment that happens when she gets a standing ovation, actually. She does get a standing ovation, doesn't she? She does. They even throw roses. Yeah, and what happens?

What happens? What do you think happens? Does she die? She slips on the rose. She falls again and then she gets her sight back. She falls on the roses. That's right. She slips and falls on the roses.

And gets her sight back? No, she doesn't get her sight back. She falls on the roses. That's right. She slips and falls on the roses. And gets her sight back? No. She doesn't get her sight back. Does she die? But Robbie Benson comes out on the ice. She dies. And then there's a sequel where she learns how to fucking still skate while dead. While dead.

As a ghost, they animate her dead corpse. Oh, no. It's like we get in a very nice ice cube. Do or do not. There is no trial. All right, back to the show scrubs, everybody. Colonel Doctor is finally introduced. He is introduced. Not only is finally introduced he is introduced not only

is he introduced but we explain why we call him colonel doctor yes and he gives the okay sign is that a is that a colonel colonel sanders thing did he used to do that i don't know i don't remember he does this in the show which now i think is like a kkk thing white power yeah isn't this white power now joel? It sure is. Well, I don't know why Colonel Doctor's throwing up fucking white power signs. The plot thickens. It's new. It's new.

Maybe it's upside down, the white power. No, it's... So you can't really do okay anymore, huh? It's out. You can do okay. You can't do white power, though. This is white power. I think it's best not to do it.

People are trying to curb it. It's not what it means. It is what it means. I think we just got to stay away from the okay. Not that I was ever anyone throwing the okay sign. Have you ever thrown an okay sign in your life? Yes. How are you doing, man?

None of you? I'm okay. I've never done that. Nobody here in sunlight sounds good to me never done this uh yeah probably back in my softball years but i have never done this in my life well there you go how are you okay shucking corn and yet I'm still mad about it I'm still mad that they've co-opted it And we can't use it Yeah okay so we should talk about something else that they co-opted

And that can't be used again So Boba Fett's ship Is no longer called Slave 1 anymore What do they call it now? Boba Fett's Starship What? That's not the name of the ship and name why was it called the star one because that was what he chose it to be called slave one but i mean it's a guess it's a

galaxy that has slaves and everything like that in it and his ship just so happens to be slave one robot chicken does a great does a great freaking sketch where lando and Boba Fett are standing at the doors of Cloud City, and Lando goes to Boba Fett, great ship, Boba. I'm not sure about the name, though. That's interesting. Yeah, I saw what Donald's talking about. On the toys, on the box of the toys, they've removed the name Slave 1. That's interesting. We'll be right back to talk about more Jigglyball

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a show where LGBTQ plus folks tell their own stories in their own words. This season, teens will share all about growing up in political battleground states. I wish I could feel more comfortable in my own body here, but that's just not the case. And follow along as they discover what queer and trans liberation means to them. This isn't running away from yourself. It's running into who you want to grow into. Listen to Queer Chronicles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your most fabulous shows. Hi, this is Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty. You may know me from, let's see, 90210, Charmed, Mallrats, Heathers.

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It's going to be a wild ride so i hope that you all tune in listen to let's be clear with shannon doherty on the iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you listen to podcasts elliot's high-pitched scream that shit was funny especially when she does it and you don't And we're back! Elliot's high-pitched scream. That shit was funny. Especially when she does it and you don't understand a word she says. What Carla does.

That shit had me rolling. Yeah. And Carla translates for her. What about when the janitor says, My TV doesn't get the news. Just the Bible channel and some kind of Chinese boxing. Yeah. I don't even know what that means.

I think Neil just came up with that on the spot. like you came up with i can't feel i'm i don't know i'm not even saying this that's right yeah what is the what is the actual line i say um i think there may be something wrong with there might be something wrong with my spine because i'm not even doing that right that's definitely one of my jokes because i i've done that before with you like i'm not even telling my leg to do this right now and like i'm dancing but where did that come from that came out of nowhere i don't know it's just a zb random this whole episode has a bunch of random shit in it um so kelso uh hides as a painting are you kidding me yeah he has a mural he hides in the mural by the way they just threw up the mural randomly and we're all supposed to just assume the mural's always been there but we've seen that

wall a thousand times and there's no mural on it but in this episode there's a mural there isn't it there for the rest of the run i think they probably left it up for the season at least but like all of a sudden in this episode because they clearly came up with the joke in the writer's room they just decided oh now there's an elaborately painted mural on the side of the hospital. We learned that Kelso was in Nam and that in Nam they pulled out his fingernails.

Yes. We also learned that he was caught cheating and forced a diamond stud earring into his ear. But he kept in the whole thing. I see it bleeding. That's how,

that's how much he didn't want Edith to know that he's likes to sleep with a Volvo rentals. But this is how Elliot gets her job back at the end of it all you know yes because she catches him now why would kelso go to a free clinic i mean i feel like he could probably write his own prescription for to get rid of vd i don't know and doctors write their own prescriptions i don't know are they i don't know are they notcriptions? I don't know. Are they not allowed to? That I don't know. Can you look that up, guys? I don't know. Let's see.

Let's see a doctor and you get VD. Are you not allowed to write yourself a prescription for VD-begone medicine? Hey, so I have a question. Were you laughing when Elliot said, are they trying not to laugh at the word duty? Yeah, I was definitely laughing. I was laughing too. I was literally. Duty is a funny word when someone just brings it up out of nowhere.

So funny. Right. I mean, you can't just say duty these days and not expect people to laugh. Right. these days and not expect people to laugh right it's just a word it's just not fashionable to say anymore do you have people in your life that use duty not yes as a fecal matter term no not as yeah no my kids use it as a fecal matter term all the time. No, I'm saying do you have anyone in your life who's like every time I pass duty free

in the airport, I giggle. And I make the same joke either to myself or to my girlfriend. I wish I was duty free. Oh my gosh. Now, if you're listening, every time you pass duty-free, I want you to turn to your friend or significant other and say, I wish I was duty-free.

Under federal law, Donald, physicians in the United States are not prohibited from self-prescribing medications. State laws governing physicians, however, may vary greatly, and some may prohibit physicians from prescribing, dispensing, or administering certain medications to themselves or family members. I guess it depends on where you live, Donald. Okay, so let's talk about the theme of this episode. The theme of this episode really is, you know, at least a storyline is that Kelso really doesn't care once he leaves the hospital or that he puts up a front like all my all my uh all my

troubles are gone once i get out of here yes i leave it all at the office do you feel like you have that in your life any of you any of you can answer this question but do you feel like you have that in your life now like when you're done with work don't you feel like there's still more work to be done i have not mastered this uh craft my father has a down pack and he like for a long time has been like you gotta you gotta get it you gotta figure out how to just leave it at the door so you can just go on and live the rest of your life and i i don't know how my email is dinging and i'm worried about did everything get done and did everyone have a good time?

And are we coming in on budget? Like, it's just, I can't, I don't know how. Same. Can't not respond. Yeah.

What about those people you send an email to and they don't reply to like Monday morning? I've never been that guy. Like when's the last time you went on a vacation, a real vacation where you were like, I'm not even going to answer my phone. Nobody's going to hit me up. I never do that.

It doesn't happen. It doesn't happen, right? I mean, even if I'm on some beautiful beach somewhere, I have my phone with me. I don't not reply to an email. But that would be probably good to do. I know my shrink does that. He tells me that he goes for like 10 days or two weeks once a year,

and he puts his phone in the hotel safe, and his wife has a phone in case there's an emergency, she can be reached, and he doesn't look at his phone for like that long. I can't imagine doing that. It sounds really nice. I aspire. I think it would make me anxious.

Right. But then Kelso can come to work the next day and then go through everything he goes through. And then once again, turn it off once he leaves. Well, I think also he's talking about the decisions that this man has to make. Bill, I think, is obviously trying to humanize Kelso a bit here and say the decisions that he has to make are so enormous and he has to look at the greater good. So the fact that he has to kiss the ass of this potential financial donor who could, if that person is happy, then give money to reopen the neonatal unit he has to make these giant life and death decisions and um and and and in a way he can't he couldn't function if he didn't find some coping mechanism

some way to leave it all on the front steps but we see in the end that that's not true he's still not right he he is human i think this is know, this is a beautiful episode for Ken. He was incredible. But you really see that he's he's he's putting on a facade that we, the younger doctors, might see him as heartless. But he's actually putting on a front. Mm hmm. It was actually a really good episode like you know i i i i was dreading when we got to this point in the show when the show started to get wacky and and silly because our jokes were genuine

before this like they were genuine jokes that we earned and now we're just making slapstick we're being you know we're being really goofy and i was worried that I wasn't going to like the show when we got here. But I'm laughing really, really hard. And somehow there's still moments in the show that make you say, oh, shit, that's right. This is Scrubs. Do you think so far do you think – I mean, I look at season five noticing a turn. I mean, Billy will even say he had to find a way to make it new and interesting for himself.

But I noticed that it's taken a sillier turn, but I am still really enjoying the season. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. I'm still laughing so hard. You know, I was afraid that I wouldn't be, I was afraid that I was going to be like,

oh man, this is, come on, man. Did we look at us? Just not really. And we're not phoning it in, going to be like, oh, man, this is – come on, man. Did we look at us just not really in – not phoning it in, but we're like so – I don't know. If we were phoning it in, I think then that would be a reason to be like, oh, this is Jump the Shark.

What it is is just it's a tone shift a bit so far. But everybody is so gung-ho with this tone shift. Yeah, because we're all excited and we're all clearly finding it funny. I mean, what about chest hands? Right. Okay, we go to a fantasy where I've had Elliot's hands put on my chest. Yes. She's got stubs. Yeah.

And wrists. Yes. And she can't enjoy the popcorn, so I have to feed her. Yes. With my chest hands. Yes. What about the pool? The four pool joke. What is it? With something, the hotties at the pool. There ain't no women at the pool. There's always women at the pool. Not the YMCA

pool on Sundays. There you go. You can go there. You ever been to the YMCA pool on man night? Like, what the hell, dude? Well, I have no idea. It's just I guess it's a gay night at the YMCA joke. No, yes, it is a gay joke, yes.

But it's like, it comes out of nowhere. Out of nowhere. None of these jokes. Yeah, a lot of it's out of nowhere. What about when I say I would never swim in a pond? They're infamous for serpents. Yeah, they're infamous for serpents. Come on.

What are we doing? What is going on? You're saying, what are we doing? And i'm sitting here laughing my ass off it's funny who cares exact well exactly i wonder from for the for the fans from the for the fans point of view i wonder if they could tell the tonal shift i'm sure they can of course i mean think about it with shows that you watch that aren't one that you started. And you go, oh, yeah, this season's a little different. I'm sensing they shifted a little bit, but I'm still enjoying it. You know? Right.

I think that was the case with Mandalorian, your favorite show. I think, like, it definitely changed tones for me a bit. I was still enjoying it, but it wasn't exactly the same show, in my opinion. That's what I was going to say. I was going to say it really does. Usually when shows shift tonally, the show has jumped the shark or it's over. I feel like we still have ton of story to tell. It's just going to be a new way of us telling it.

We were talking about Dave, the show before you came on the air and which I think is fucking amazing, but definitely there's a slight shift this year's this season so far it's even darker and weirder but i'm still enjoying the hell out of it right my point is i feel like it's rare that it's like that and i was so worried that when we got here i was gonna be like uh maybe this isn't the show that i thought it was but it still is it's funny we still you know it might be cartoony but it's so funny it made me laugh so hard i think we were all having a blast i mean i think that's why it shows we were just

we were having a lot of fun yeah but even my wife is still laughing my wife says she's like what the hell is going on here but she's laughing so hard you know because it's and she's the and she's and she's my you know what is it my meter barometer your barometer thank you she's my, you know, what is it? My meter. Barometer. Your barometer. Thank you. She's my barometer on what's funny and what's not funny. Because if she laughs, I know there has to be some funniness to it. And she's cracking up. Yeah.

They're infamous for serpents. They're infamous for serpents. What about the doctor who says, I'm going to have to numb you. Num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num. Num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num. That was a joke before. Where? Okay, so it was, I got a case. Doctor, please.

I got a case of the got to see him. Remember that one where Elliot's showing everybody her boobs in the hospital? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was early on. Right. So I got a case of the got to see him. One of the other jokes, one of the alternates was, I got a case of the num-nums.

And she goes, the num-nums? He goes, yes. Num-num-num-num-num-num-num-num-num. Num-num-num-num-num-num-num-num-num. Aw. What about when the janitor goes, I'm busy cleaning, and then everyone just starts laughing but i can't decide if he's meant to be a good janitor because i think he's

i don't know he's definitely a leader he's definitely definitely a leader if he can get all these people together for a jiggly ball no i'm he's well connected obviously but i i he he makes so many jokes about all the work he doesn't do but he seems to always be working yeah but then he has a lot of side projects yeah and he's massive squirrel army no but that was season two yeah but i'm sure he still has and maintains his squirrel army, or does he sell it? I think he mentioned selling it for something. I don't know. I don't want to be wrong. Let's ask Trevor. Can we ask Trevor?

Sure. That's an episode we already covered. He sells the squirrel army to something for Elliot. He's trying to get Elliot a gift. Was it to buy Steven? I thought it was for Elliot. I'll look it up. It's here somewhere. Hold on. I think it was to buy Steven? I thought it was for Elliot. I'll look it up.

It's here somewhere. Hold on. I think it was to buy Steven. No. Is that what it was? Because he owed Carla a favor or something like that. Because he was scared. I don't know.

I don't remember. It's crazy how we were going over this show and already we're forgetting what we went over. Well, we don't have the greatest memories you and I put together. You know? No, you're right, Zach. The Squirrel Army is subsequently traded

over the internet for Steven, the replacement for Rowdy. There you go. One of us smokes a lot of weed and one doesn't. Stop it. That's it. Oh, my God. You know, Zach, when we put our heads together, we really come up with nothing. Yep.

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Oh my god. I like it. And we're back. Coming straight to the top. Danil, you gotta put that preamble in there. That was good. All right, we have a caller. Let's bring them in, my friend Danil, you got to put that preamble in there. That was good. All right, we have a caller. Let's bring them in, my friend Danil.

We got a caller Who gave us a holler We can talk, start wars, or sing some tunes You know, like a baller Smoke some jazz cabbage Maybe talk about the episode So come on, Joel, let's get the show on Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Ryan Kihara!

Hi! What up, kiddos? Hi! Hi, Ryan. I'm going to keep it G-rated today, Ryan, for you. You got your kiddos with you. We'll get the kids out for a little while. Hi, guys. How are you?

Welcome to the program. Hi, everyone. And what's your wife's name, I'm assuming? Lynn. Hi, Lynn. Ryan and Lynn have two adorable children on their laps, so Donald will not say anything inappropriate. I'm really going to town on these

pretzels. It's going to be hard. Where are you guys calling us from? San Diego. No. San Diego in the hills. I do love me some San Diego. It's the most beautiful place. It's really where God invented.

It's really where God wanted us to live. Yeah, definitely. It's the perfect temperature. Always. It's really where God wanted us to live. Definitely. It's the perfect temperature. Always. It's the most beautiful place. I was representing as well, too. Nice. I like that. Star Wars in the house.

Why do I keep saying in the house? You're stuck on it now. I have an idea why you might be doing that. Do you want to know? Yeah. Yeah. You're stuck on it. Of this particular episode, it's become your Whatcha Talking About Willis.

Whatcha talking about Willis? Adele Shum. Okay, Ryan, welcome to the program. Do you have a question for us? Yeah, I was going to start with showing you guys a picture a little bit first. There's my profile. Yeah, very cool. It looks like Tall Doctor, but it's Tall Graduate.

Yes, it is indeed. A little bit of my background. I am a physical therapist, but as of this year uh stay home dad um you know for obvious reasons and that picture was uh about a week or so before my pt school graduation when we got our gowns and that was with one of my best friends from pt school albert uh he and i were big fans of the show and we looked at each other and said And he and I were big fans of the show, and we looked at each other and said, we're Owen's most giant doctor of physical therapy. Done with it. Nice, man.

I appreciate the shout out. And you're clearly a Star Wars fan, which Donald and Joelle will appreciate. Oh, yeah. Not as big as fans of you guys, but yes. Yes. You can't stump them. Do you know what the name of Boba Fett's ship that was just changed because of the name of the ship? It was just changed to something else?

I do not. I do. It was Slave 1. That's the level of knowledge I have. Yeah. All right, Ryan, go ahead. Do you have a question for us? You just make me angry sometimes. I know.

I love you. I love you. Just hold it in. Yes, I do. Yeah, my uh kind of ties into my career story as well too a little bit um but you know versus the pandemic that has been a career shift for me but i've also had another career shift and actually going into physical therapy uh you know i always knew I wanted to go into medicine and be a healthcare provider, but my wife was the one who kind of directed me

towards physical therapy. We started dating when she was a second year medical student and I was studying to go into medical school. But I just saw the rigor and how much she was studying for her board exams. And I kind of thought, I don't know if I wanted that kind of lifestyle. And so she had worked amongst physical therapists

in the hospital while she was rotating. And yeah, she kind of steered me that direction. And I haven't looked back since and haven't regretted my decision. You know, I'm still in the healthcare field, got my doctorate of course still. So I was just wondering for you guys, was there any moment in your guys' careers

or like a role or anything that caused you guys to kind of like shift or maybe change career path a little bit? No, you know, I always knew I wanted to be an actor. Since I was five, I had been saying, you know, I'm going to be an actor since i was five i had been saying you know i'm going to be an actor when i get older i was one thing that all my when my friends were like i don't know what i want to do i was very clear on it and i had already started making moves to make that dream come

true at a very young age awesome you know i talk about stop motion a lot on this podcast and about stop motion a lot on this podcast and you know i i like to think that would have been my career path if i had not animation would have been my career path if i had not chosen to be an actor but there's never been a moment where i was like you know what i'm just going to shift careers and change what i do or what i want to do because it's always been acting. Yeah, me too, man. I can't say that. I know that's been a – choosing careers can be really stressful and confusing for a lot of people. I guess I've been always blessed that the second I knew it was a job, I've said on here, the second I saw my dad doing community theater for fun. He was a trial attorney, but his hobby was doing the local plays.

And I was like eight years old. And I remember thinking like, wait a second. Hold on. This is a job. Like you can do this. This could be something that you're allowed to do. And you make money doing this. I never, I never, I never looked back. I knew that I would somehow be involved in, in trying, attempting to entertain people. You've been really well with it. Thank you so much. I've liked physical therapists. It feels nice. Oh God, it does. Right? When they get into that spot, I had a rotator cuff injury from skiing. I have a rotator cuff injury right now. You do, baby? Listen, you got to take a Theragun and put it on there. My therapist is the one who introduced me to the Theragun.

I don't know if they're a sponsor on here anymore they used to be but they that's that's a great product and it felt so nice when he did it let me ask you a question yeah could you let oh just going like this hurts i feel it but i but the doctor told me eventually he's like i did everything i did everything you can do prp is that what something uh ryan i did everything you can do and he said the only thing left to do is surgery and he goes you don't want to have shoulder surgery it's a fucking nightmare so i just live with it yeah surgery is one of those things that they sometimes don't get it right huh no it's just that well ryan can answer but i do but he said you're at least six months in a sling and i was

like i'm good yeah yeah you go on rotusser, especially if you're active. Yeah. He said, you know, you have to peel the muscle back to fix it and then put it back. And he's like, if you can operate with it and you're just, he's like, just don't do that. So I don't raise my hand anymore. Right. Basically. If I'm called upon. Yeah.

If I have a question, I go lefty. All right. Ryan, you got another question for us? I do, and this one actually is directly related to an episode of Scrubs. The episode was in season eight, which I know is a little bit further along where you guys are. The episode was My Cuz. You guys recall that episode or not? But that one involved the Wiener Cous pledge.

Wiener Cous, yes. That had to be one of the funniest episodes of TV I've ever watched of any show. Thank you. Yeah, of course. Do you have Wiener Cousins in your life? I was about to say, do you have a Wiener Cous? I hope this is leading to you having a Wiener Cous. I truly hope this means

that you have docked. Yes. No, no. Wiener Cousin is not docking, Donald. this means that you have docked. Yes. No, no. Wiener Cousin is not docking, Donald. It means that you have... Connected, though. No. Booked up. You won't recall.

It means that you have occupied the same Volvo. Not at the same time, but during. No, no. At different times. Certified pre-owned Volvo. Yes. So, Ryan, is this leading to you having a share of Volvo with a friend story? Because we'd love those.

No. Not at all. But I was just dying with laughter when they were showing all the background players, especially Colonel Doctor and Snoop Dogg, Resident at the time. Yeah, they were enacting the, you know, vow or pledge or the shape. Right. And what got me was just the last scene when it was Kelso and the janitor enacting the Wiener Cousins. I don't even remember. we haven't gotten that far yeah

donald and i are not wiener cousins okay no i don't think we i don't and i don't know that we will ever be wiener cousins well now i can say that we won't be but well you never know you might we might have been wiener cousins and not known it you might jump back into my past and get with some of the young hotties that i grew up with or i don't know i don't think that's in my future but um i don't think it is it's pretty hard to be you know i i you know i think good friends have a rule saying that uh obviously things happen accidentally you didn't know that uh you that you're that you had you had vacated that particular vulva well i just wanted to find out who you guys thought was there kelso and the janitors

shared oh that's a good question who would kelso and janitor have both been with And who would Kelso and Janitor have both been with? Laverne. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. It's got to be Laverne at the pool party, at the above-ground pool party. Oh, my gosh. Because we never know what goes down at those above-ground pool parties. And we assume that it's definitely sexual and that there's drugs involved.

That's hilarious. i love that a bunch of doctors high on drugs fucking you can't beat that with a baseball bat yeah i would love that that would be a great everyone's like make a scrubs movie i would make the above ground i would make the laverne's above ground pool party movie the movie is basically a comedy for the first 45 minutes and it's just straight porn for the last 25 minutes. I don't know if Aloma Wright's going to be down with that. Do you want to make the call? Because as you recall, she is a church-going woman.

I don't think she's going to be down for part two. What if you're like Aloma, you're only in part one? What if we're like Aloma, you're only in part one? By the way, if we did make a Scrubs movie, it would be a great sort of spine, if you will, for the film, the structure, to make it all cutting in and out of one insane day at Laverne's above-ground pool party. Like, it splinters off from, one insane day at Laverne's above ground pool party. Yeah.

Like it splinters off from, but it all takes place at the pool party and it all splinters off to all the mayhem that happened. Kind of like that movie you love with Rogan and Franco made about the end of the world. I love that movie. All right. It's time for San Diego's favorite segment, everyone.

It's time to fix your life. All right, Ryan, you seem like you got a great life. You live in San Diego, for goodness sakes. Everyone would love to live in San Diego. Do you live in La Jolla? No. Okay, well, move to La Jolla because that's the best neighborhood in San Diego. Where are you living in San Diego?

Del Cerro. Okay. You ever go to the Old Globe Theater? I've walked past it many times. All right. Well, Donald wants you to go see a play there because he wants you to play there. They do a lot of Shakespeare there. Not just Shakespeare. They do regular

non-Shakespearean plays as well, Donald, I believe, like yours. Steve Martin wrote it. Yeah, very nice. You didn't go see it. No, but it is La Jolla Playhouse as well. Great place to see theater and a great place to go see it no but it is a la jolla playhouse as well great place to see theater and a great place to go to the beach and um it's a beautiful place i feel like we're doing an ad for san diego uh how can we help you ryan we want to fix your life even though your life seems to be amazing beautiful wife two children you got a smile on your face you can't

possibly need anything fixed thank you thank you i was actually contemplating this uh section for a while and originally i wanted to ask something about kids but i think we had that covered but you know since i had the chance to talk with you guys as artists i was thinking of you know what does it take to start a podcast since i've thought of some idea one you you know, during my time at home and was just curious on your guys thoughts on that. Well, you just you got the hardest part down. You came up with an idea for a podcast. That's the hardest thing to do. It's easy to say I want to start a podcast, but then it's like, well, what am I going to make the podcast about?

You seem to say you just said you thought up the idea during your uh your quarantine it's it's you know we got very lucky we have daniel and joelle and they handle a lot of the business for us i mean not business a lot of the uh michigan thank you for us uh but you know to start up a podcast, one, you need an idea. And two, you need people that want to listen to it. And you need to find a platform to use to deliver it to people. I mean, that's really all I can say. We got lucky. Somebody said to us, we really want to do a podcast with you guys.

We were like, we really want to do a podcast with you. And that's how iHeart happened. It doesn't happen like that for everybody. So, you know, I think that if you have a good idea and it's something you're passionate about, first of all, it should be something you're super interested in. Donald and I are super interested in being silly and laughing with each other. We're very lucky that we have going through the show to help us because it kind of gives us a framework of things to talk about. But also we could just sit here and giggle with these two characters all day long. It's something we really enjoy.

So I think your audience, you know, you have to talk about something that there will be an audience that will be just as interested in the subject matter as you are. And something you look forward to doing because this isn't – it's not zero amount of work. You know, it does take some some work to to put it out and um and of course joelle and dan will do a lot of work behind the scenes to to make it all sound good um but that's my my advice is that if you're going to do it and take it on to have it be something that you're just could talk endlessly about and also to surround yourself with good people who are great conversationalists because as we've said a few times, Donald and I love to chat and be silly,

but we pulled Joelle and Daniel onto the show and pulled them from behind the scenes to in front of the scenes because we find them so genuinely interesting and good people to chat with. What you trying to get in? Wait, hold on. That's not the one I meant.

Wu-Tang forever. I can't find you honor me, Daniel. You honor me. There he is. You honor me. Do you want me to get you some stickers and we can put the little stickers on it? First of all, you're supposed to come fix the pad. You're supposed to update the pad. You're supposed to put labels on the pad. I'm supposed to put labels on the pad? Yes. You think I've got a brother pee touch?

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time. Oh my god. Bring over your P-touch. Okay, let me try that. Bring over your P-touch. There it is. Okay. Okay, now when your podcast becomes a global hit like ours, Ryan, you're going to need a sound pad, and you're going to need an engineer who refuses to update it.

Okay? That's part of the sound pad. Make sure, Ryan, that you get an engineer who gets you a sound pad that takes a computer programmer to operate because it's so complicated. In honor of Daniel not updating the sound pad, I'm just going to hit a random button See what comes up Okay there's a problem I never use Appropriate You're welcome

This is my new favorite We got Poindexter on the violin And Lewis and Gilbert will be joining in Rap from little old me Lamar We got something something on the guitar And the rap by little old me, Lamar. We got something, something on the guitar and the rap by little old me, Jamal. I mean, Lamar. Lamar. Lamar.

All right, Ryan, you're welcome. You're welcome. Good luck with your podcast. Thank you. And I hope to enjoy San Diego, man. I hope you find an engineer who can give you a sound pad that. Oh, my God. What is it?

Donald, we're doing a show here. What's going on? I got a kid in here. What's up, bud? Yes, go. What did he ask? For Cheez-Its. Cheez-Its?

Yeah. Cheez-Its? Cheez-Its sound good right now. Yo, this kid is... Cheez-Its sounds great right now. This kid's getting good at basketball, man. He is. Like, for real, for real.

I believe it. He's starting to shake and bake. He's starting to shoot. It looks like he knows how to shoot now. You know what I mean? Like, it's starting to happen. I'm watching him play with his friends and go by his friends and shoot floaters. And he's watching basketball games with me.

He's staying up late to watch the basketball games. Like, my dreams are coming true. Oh, man. They are coming with this. Don't fuck it up by being too, likegro dad about it i'm not dude i he's the one that freaking gets me to the point he's like dad can we go play basketball again i'm like my god i just played basketball with you five minutes ago i'm done playing basketball but okay let's go you know what i mean yeah it's a lot of fun. I'm just telling you one thing. Don't get too into it. Or he will not want to play.

Okay? All right, Ryan, we got to go. Bye, Ryan. Thank you for coming. I think we did it. Thank you so much. Thank you. Take care.

Have a good one. I'm going to be honest with you guys. I think we did it. We did do it. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Take care of a good one. I'm going to be honest with you guys. I think we did it. We did do it. Oh yeah. All right. Well, thank you to Ryan and thank you all to listening.

Hey, there's new merch. This is the first episode where we can tell you, go to cotton bureau.com. There's a Joelle t-shirt. You can finally have the queen on your shirt. Yay. There's an awesome drawing that we licensed from a beautiful artist

of me riding Donald, and there's a thought bubble of an eagle. And there's the character names on his shirt. Don't yell at me. People are already yelling at me, Donald, that says we didn't put Ted on the shirt. There was only room for a certain amount. We'll put Ted on the next shirt.

Ted will get his deal. I said the same thing when I saw the shit. I'm just going to put it out there. You didn't say it to me. I know. I said it to my head. I was like, oh, great. That's so helpful that you said it in your head. I said the same thing. Oh, to me? No, in my head.

Fucking asshole. Alright. We love you guys. Thank you so much for listening. And we'll see you next time. I don't tell you guys this enough. Daniel, Joel, Zach, I love you guys. I love you guys so much. Love you, bro. Wu-Tang forever.

Wu-Tang forever. And on that note, five, six, 7, 8. I've got some stories about a show we made. About a bunch of docs and nurses and a janitor who loved me. I said, here's a story that we all should know. So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. Mm-hmm. Hi, friends. I'm Danielle Robay. And I'm Simone Boyce.

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