Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 505: My New God

Episode Date: August 3, 2021

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The Bougainvillea is popping everywhere. The what is what? The Bougainvillea, that that beautiful bright pink flower you see everywhere the bogan via yeah you never heard that term before nope bogan am i saying it right guys bogan via that's how i've always said it yeah it's beautiful it's everywhere it's very la pretty flowers desert flowers are the best which i did not know until I came out here. The cactus is the best desert flower. Let's keep it 100.

That is a beautiful desert flower. To eat in a taco, yes. We laid down the Casey song yesterday. We did it. Oh, man. Donald, we really, it's amazing. We did it. Oh, man. Donald, we really, it's amazing. You've heard the finished product? We took it to the next level.

The finished product from yesterday's session, I have not heard yet. I'll get to you as soon as I receive it. But Donald was doing harmonies, and it's going to be amazing. It's going to be a true work of art. ZB threw in a couple of uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah, I don't know if she's gonna keep our friend jessica weiss who's a blowing up composer she composed the new cinderella movie with camilla cabello that's coming out and uh she love it when you call me senorita yeah that's her. That's my cabello. And she's so talented, Jessica Weiss.

And so I was like, she's so busy. But I was like, you know, we got other fancy people. So I asked her to help. I had sort of come up with the melody and the words. I was the, what is that? I was the songwriter, if you will. Okay, sure. And then I brought it to the producer who turned it into something of a bop.

What am I in this situation? Just the artist? You're the artist. You're like, you're the pop artist who came in with their talents, their voice, their personality, their charm, and brought it to life. Right.

I think most people in the world, in the real world, they assume that these pop artists wrote the song they sing. Speaking of pop artists, are you listening to K-pop at all?

I don't listen to any K-pop. What's the name of that band that's the hottest K-pop band in the world? BTS. Oh my god, them boys be getting me every time. Every time! Every time! So I'll be like, I Them boys be getting me every time. Every time. Every time.

So I'll be like, I'm not going to like it this time. This time, I'm not going to like it. And then it comes on, and by the end of it, I'm like, smooth like butter. This song is so good. It is? Yes. It's catchy. I don't think I've ever heard a BTS song that one's my favorite

I've heard that one that dynamite song that one gets me every time a robot algorithm figured out exactly what you want to hear is this theory is this conspiracy theory

no I'm just saying there's a formula not that it always works, but there is like a computer formula to writing a hooky pop song. Right, Daniel? Sure. I mean, there's definitely, you know, there's standards and, you know, tried and true practices that make a pop hit. But the talent of that group is definitely unrivaled at the moment. They're all really super talented. Okay.

It's a super group. Like dynamite. Well, Donald was laying down the tracks yesterday, and I really felt like Puffy. I was in the back of her studio on the couch. I had my hands like this, like thinking and rubbing my chin and um when he was a little bit pitchy I would turn to her and give her the look like I need autotune on that one and then you and then you're like all right let me get on the track then I want yeah and just like a normal

producer I was like how can I be on the track should I say should I say another one that's very puffy of you very diddy I gotta make sure she at least puts in one of my I want her to put in a that's right that's right it's really good though and Casey it's about Casey so Casey was just

bopping her head there she was feeling it it would have been really, we forgot one thing. We should have did another one. Another one. Another one. Yeah. Anyway, so I'm excited to share that track with you.

I have to tell you the funniest thing that happened to me. I told Donald, but Donald, you're going to have to hear it again. Oh boy. Donald's making a face. What happened? I'm not making a face

It's just, you know I met Lee Shit like, hold on, hold on Let me finish before you go into it Uh-oh Shit like this doesn't happen to me Oh, okay I meet these people

And they're like Hey, how's it going, man? What you got coming next? This is what happened with Zach Well, I met I was at a restaurant And the maitre d of the restaurant introduced me to Lee Daniels stop it yeah oh my god so for those you don't know very very uh successful filmmaker

who you know started I think with Precious right and then he he made uh what did he do um the Billie Holiday movie the butler the paper Paperboy, Empire. Paperboy, yes. Lee Daniels is a force of nature dude in Hollywood. He found a way to make the movies he wants to make and how he wants to make it, man. He's also a very funny human being when you hang out with him. Oh, yeah. He created Empire. He created Empire. human being when you hang out oh yeah he created empire he created empire and uh anyway he's very very very big deal in hollywood and a super talented guy and i met him briefly just probably

at a cocktail party once before so i shook his you know i was sitting at a table and the mayor he said oh zach have you met uh lee daniels and i turned around and we both kind of smiled each other i shook his hand and said oh yeah we briefly before nice to see you nice to see you you know standard restaurant small talk and lee daniel says oh hey uh have you ever met debbie allen oh no oh god so i turned i turned further around to see that he's seated with debbie allen and now i stand up because i'm like i have to stand up for you out of respect because you're a living legend. And she laughed. She was like, Oh,

you're so sweet. You're so sweet. I was like, I'm such a fan. I was like, I quote you. And she goes, no,

you do not. And they go, Oh yes, I do. And they're all staring at me at the table. Now, mind you, I'm standing now beside the table, and they're all seated. And

I can't help myself. And I go, you want fame? They all start laughing, right? But I'm not letting their laughter throw me. And she's like cracking up, and she's like, oh, no. You are not about to do this.

And I'm like, you want fame? Well, fame costs. And I wasn't phoning it in. I was giving this. And I'm like, you want fame? Well, fame costs. And I wasn't phoning it in. I was giving it. Yeah. And then I go, I told Donald that there was like a, remember in the scene in fame, she's holding a stick. I was looking for a stick to hold. It's like her staff in the dance room.

And I'm like, you want fame? Well, fame costs. And right here is where you start paying. Long pause. In sweat. Love it. Love it. Now the table, their table is cracking up.

It's gone well. And now I think for the cherry on top, I turn to Lee Daniels and I go, that was my audition for all your future projects. I guess you had the balls to do that that's so incredible i was feeling myself i was feeling myself and i'm so glad that i didn't fuck up the monologue because i had it ready to go i love it well done very well you know normally i get really nervous around meeting uh celebrities and get like and sometimes say something cringy i mean mean, kind of like Donald dry-humping Ryan Reynolds at that party. I did that. But this time, I really think I nailed it. I think I stuck the

landing. You crushed it. Oh, yeah. For sure. Let's get into the show Scrubs a day soon. 5, 6, 7, eight. Stories about a show we made. About a bunch of doctors and nurses and a janitor who loved to hate. I said he's got stories that we all should know. So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. Very funny episode. So silly.

My New God. Yes. Directed by Victor Nelly. This was the episode I was talking about when I said, I thought that was the episode where we were in a church. The end of the episode, we're in a church, and Victor Nelly was playing May God Bless You in the whole, I had never heard the song before.

It's called In the Sun by Joseph Arthur. May God's love be with you. the whole. I had never heard the song before. It's called In the Sun by Joseph Arthur. May God's love be with you. Beautiful song. Yes. Beautiful. I picture you on the sun. In the sun. Drinking.

Whatever it is. Great song. May God's love be with you always. Great song Always Great song So this is the episode that I thought Victor Nelly This was his first episode but it turns out it's his second episode Yes

You know it's Victor Nelly because he's always trying to do some Wacky trick shots That aren't necessarily in the lexicon of the show He did that weird sort of GoPro overhead shot When I'm doing my nap walk. That was very weird. Yeah.

The nap walk. Yeah. I don't understand the nap walk. I mean, I have no memory of doing this whole nap walk joke, but it was funny. Well, I mean,

I laughed pretty hard at the fact that, but you did the whole, you did the whole obstacle course and then the hand comes out of nowhere. That's new. And then it turns around, and it's the janitor. Yeah. And he's like, help me move. Yeah.

The janitor is, we learned that the janitor is a burglar, I guess. No, he just tricked you into becoming a burglar. Oh, so you don't think that he's a regular burglar. He just wanted to fuck me over. Yes. God, this guy really hates me. It's like not it's not confined to the hospital anymore. He wants to get me arrested.

Yeah, he tries to get you arrested. Yes. It used to be confined to the hospital. He just he hated me and I was his nemesis at work. But now he's bringing me to other people's homes to rob them in anticipation of me getting arrested. Yes, that is the most maniacal. That is ridiculously evil. Think about that, man.

I'd hate this person so much. I'm going gonna trick them and i'm gonna get them arrested and thrown in jail this is a felony this isn't a misdemeanor this is a felony you walk out of there with a freaking statue of gold of yes that is a felony that thing is worth more than ten thousand dollars i'm sure of it i'm sure of it well it wasn't just the buddha we we he had me load up their precious vases this poor asian couple comes home and i'm robbing them and he's nowhere to be found and been drinking their their their their chinese beer uh at the table and his his whole explanation on why he was doing it why he needed to move all of this stuff was because he went to China when he was younger.

He lived in China for a little bit. He was just explaining why he had so many Chinese vases in his house. Right. But his explanation was like, I traveled to China and I wanted to live there so bad, but I couldn't. So I just brought a piece of it back with me. Something like that. And they're robbing an Asian family. Yeah.

I laughed so hard at that. And then I steal the Buddha, and I'm being chased by police dogs down the street. I don't remember this. I'm being chased by German shepherds who clearly didn't bite me like the Rottweiler I recently worked with. I laughed a few times when I'm not invited to the baptism and I'm like, oh, it's family. It's family only, everyone. That's how they're doing it. That's how they're doing it.

I didn't understand. I laughed at that too, but I was like, who the fuck is JD talking to? Well, he's just got nervous energy. I laughed at that too, but I was like, who the fuck is JD talking to? Well, he's just got nervous energy. He's so worked up that he's not invited to the baptism that he's just kind of nervous. He's like, oh, it's only family, everyone.

Only family at this one. But you know what I loved? And then Carla's like, I was invited. I love that the background reacted to your loudness, though. Did you notice that? Yeah. Somebody directed them correctly. Yeah.

Now, how about when I go, when Cox is fucking with me, and he goes, I want you to be the godfather. And I go, I am honored. And then he goes, I am joking. He goes, I am lying. And then I swipe my tear away because I was so moved. Yeah. Gosh, man.

JD is obsessed with Dr with Dr. Cox. He wants him to love him. Like so badly. He wants his love and approval. The crazy thing is he's already gotten it. He just wants more now. Now it's like, like he's already gotten the pat on the back. He's already gotten all of those things.

He knows that Dr. Cox respects him at this point. Now he just wants Dr. Cox to respect him and say he respects him every moment he can get it out of him. Yeah, well, he's needy. He wants affirmation. He wants, I don't know, a big brother, a father figure, all those things.

But Cox has given him all of that already. he wants, I don't know, a big brother, a father figure, all those things. And, but Cox has given him all of that already. Only in short little, like one minute sound bites. JD is like a junkie. He needs more. Yeah. He's a junkie. He's a junkie for affirmation.

He keeps coming back for more. There it is. Um, uh, so we learned that, uh, Elliot names her, her eggs,

uh, that, that are in her uterus. And she said, she rubs her stomach and said, Haley doesn't have a chance this month. And then she says, I name my eggs Big Frick. Right. Right. Yeah. Oh, my God. I name my eggs Big Frick. Right. Sarah is fucking out of her mind in this episode. Yeah.

Isn't there a line where it's like, oh, man, Hayley would have been a fast runner or something like that. It's like, yeah, she would have. She would have. She would have been would have she would have been yeah isn't there what is it but what is it i didn't write it down but she says something about like i guess she would have been so okay jack grew fast hold on time out this is the classic sitcom thing yeah the baby grows faster than this freaking show yeah well you run out of ideas

of things to do with the baby so then it's like all right how about toddler jokes the kid's a toddler now next thing you know the kid's 16 and the show's only been on for five seasons that was growing pains remember the kid like jumped a lot of years that was the most egregious example of that they were like we got nothing left for a baby. What if the kid's four now? Same thing with family ties. Oh, really? Dude, the little kid in family ties. They jumped big time in family ties. You don't remember that?

I don't remember that one. Okay. But how old do you baptize a child? Oh, that I don't know. Very young. I think it's somewhere between baby and two, depending on the family and how quickly they get to the church how active they are in the church all right well all i know is that this child donald's right he's he he aged fast maybe he's got the benjamin buttons thing okay that's aging backwards though He's reversed Benjamin Button He ages too quickly up

He's got reversed Benjamin Button Cheryl Hines is our guest star She's very funny Very funny This was when she was on Curb at this point Wasn't she? She walks in and J.D. says I'm sure you've heard about me

And she says I haven't And then I do the same kind of thing They don't talk much, everybody. There's not a lot of talking in the family. Fucking nut job. Who's JD talking to? Yeah, he's just so worked up, bro.

How about you going through the lobby going, hallelujah, a brother's about to have some sex. That shit was hilarious. i laughed at his wife throws his wife's throwing her legs up in the air because they want to have a boy like jesus yeah and zach slapped your ass was like he likes it like that yeah i'm no no you go you go oh my god you go smack the money maker and then I'm spanking your ass because you're about to go get laid, and I'm like, this is how he likes it. What a fucking bunch of weirdos we are, dude.

Yeah, dude. Yeah. They're nuts, man. happy that you're about to get laid that i'm giving you sort of what seems like a thing we do a celebratory spanking yes in front of a devout christian and then yes and then when you leave i go sorry this is how he likes it um they're gonna she keeps her legs up in the air because they're trying to have a boy like jesus so here's a question then. What are Christians allowed to say? Like, there's just so many different versions of this out there. It seems like, you know, there's some Christians that curse. There's some that don't curse.

You know what I mean? It's just how religious you are. I think we're saying that she's a pretty religious woman. She must be very religious, eh? Well, yeah. I mean, the plot point is cox is an atheist and his very religious sister comes to town and it's it's it's their sort of battle you know so i think he would have to be an atheist he called religion witchcraft pretty much yeah i think he's pretty exact words

i think it's pretty clear he he because of what he sees in the hospital and the life he's led and we learned that he has a very, very fucked up childhood with an abusive parent. So I think he's just got no faith or belief in anything at all. And here's his sister who's 180 degrees religious. And, you know, that's sort of one of the themes of the episode is how two siblings, or I guess any two people that need to be close, you know, navigate that.

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And now you spend your whole life trying to not have a baby, and now you're trying to have a baby, and you've got to get the books out, and you've got to get the app. And, of course, they didn't have apps when we made this show, but i know people use an app but turks like i need foreplay i can't just go you can't just tell me to get going that's every come on sex is great foreplay is come on that's the best part okay the teasing you like the sort of leading up to things. Yeah, that's the, come on. I don't care if you're trying to make a baby. Come on. Or if you're trying not to make a baby. But don't take away the foreplay. Yeah.

Don't take away the foreplay. Just saying Tyra Banks name ain't enough foreplay for me. Well, in the show, she says Tyra Banks, and you do the funniest thing. You go. You, like, make a mo moan and your pelvis just goes forward as though you are humping a ghost version of Tyra Banks. Yeah. Does Tyra Banks do that for you? Tyra Banks is beautiful.

She's a very beautiful woman. Were you confided in for the writing of this? And did they say, Donald, who would do it for you? And you answered Tyra Banks. Tyra Banks is a very beautiful woman. who would do it for you and you answered Tyra Banks? Tyra Banks is a very beautiful woman, but if I had to choose between foreplay and somebody saying Tyra Banks' name,

I would choose foreplay. Okay, but I'm saying now, and I'm sure Casey will be fine that you answer this, if you did have to have a name said that would get you instantly in the mood, who would it be? Who? I don't know.

It could be someone from your childhood, like, you know Young Kathy Ireland Okay That's a deep cut Daniel That is a deep cut look at that Kathy Ireland was on my Puberty list of

Things that are happening to me If we're going back that far No I'm saying you can name whomever you want, but I'm saying if not Tyra Banks, what would be your name that would make you go and push your belt as far? Oh my. I don't want to answer that. You don't have to answer.

Alright, we'll just have to imagine. You listener, both male and female, you listeners, both male and female can answer in your head right now who that would be for you. Joelle has closed her eyes and has turned up to the sky like a JD imagination. JD. So, JD.

Joelle, is there someone for you? Yeah, Joelle, do you want to share who you are? I said it in my head, and it was beautiful. The marriage shall remain. And that was enough. Oh, man. Oh, man, Joelle. Okay.

So what's up with this whole pie talk thing? Okay, so JD apparently takes an improv class that's... JD is apparently in an improv class that meets in the back of a pie shop. And so he's used to looking around the space for inspiration for his improvs and they're all pie pie based improvs oh my god it's pretty funny though man yeah it is yeah um i I try and, for the family, do a whole improv of watching Cheryl Hines and Johnny C fight. And it's all about pie.

And it ends with, you're a pie racist. You're a cobbler whore. Meanwhile, I'm yelling this in the ICU room of their dying loved one. Get off pie. Yes. Yes. Come on. Get off pie.

And then later we call it back with the Buddha and Jesus. I'm doing a whole shtick for the priests. Oh, my God. That was really, really In front of the priest Doing my pie improv Here's where the bullshit comes in though Turk doesn't want to have sex anymore That's where the bullshit comes in

Well he doesn't like this And I'm sure a lot of men can relate Bullshit Let me finish the thought and then you can say bullshit When you're getting into the no now we're having sex like this just to try and make a baby come on the time is right i'm ovulating legs up in the air i'm gonna stay here and hold in the the semen you know and if it's like a program like that i bet a lot of men are like uh come on we've lost the romance we've lost

the sexiness of this isn't that a thing bullshit okay you're the only person here who's actively had children so the best part of me the best listen that is the best part is making the baby there is no i mean i guess back in the day there wasn't science behind it or there's just it looks like it's a bunch of myth but she's reading books on how to get a boy with her legs up in the air and everything like that I don't think there's anything that can control what egg gets there faster but there are technical things

when you're really trying, you do, right? like the woman doesn't run up afterwards and go pee she lies there with her legs up in the air and tries to jiggle her butt so the sperm is excited to get to the egg. We've all seen The Big Lebowski. Yeah, or Election. You remember?

Fill me up. Fill me up. Right, but I'm saying the science doesn't mean that it has to be in missionary all the time now anymore. So I'm saying- Oh, really? Trying to have a baby. Is that a thing?

Joel, can you Google the best- You can get pregnant doggy style. You can get pregnant. No, I know. But I'm saying if you're someone that's saying it's not happening quickly and you and your partner are really trying, like you're going to do it by the book.

You got the app saying, I'm ovulating. Honey, this is the right exact time that we have the best shot of trying. I don't think doggy style is probably best. But Joel will... How do you know this? I'm guessing because in the movies... All my kids are doggy style is probably best. But Joelle will... How do you know this? I'm guessing because in the movies...

All my kids are doggy style babies. Oh. Wow. You guys thought this podcast wouldn't teach you new information. I don't know if that's true or not. I would like to have a t-shirt that says all my kids are doggy style babies. Donald Faison. I don't know if that's true or not. I would like to have a t-shirt that says, All my kids are doggy style babies.

Donald Faison. I don't know if that's true or not. I just said it because it was. I know, but it's funny. Jewel, can we have that put on a baby onesie for the merch shop? All my kids are doggy style babies. That'll sell like hotcakes. That will sell like hotcakes.

For fuck's sake, stop talking about your willies. I agree. I agree, ma''am all my kids are doggie style babies all right well well will you just google for us um which position is best for you all right general a kinsberg phd chief of the division of behavioral medicine at university hospitals case medical center says it's very difficult to research specific sexual positions that might enhance fertility. And essentially, there's not really a lot of specific science on it.

But her number one suggestion is missionary. Number two is doggy. Okay. Well, I just think mission. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. I just think mission. Well, you also have a lot of length and girth. So you might be getting closer to the egg than others. Oh, my goodness.

I mean, Joelle, it's just physics. He's able to reach in there further with his manhood. Okay. Science. And another big segment from the doctors. science oh my oh my if someone has a small penis the sperm have further to travel it's fast

that's why it takes that's why it's a little bit harder yeah to have babies yeah because the sperm gets out of the small penis

it's like where the fuck do we go I don't know where's Donald just hand delivering the sperm you know how they have like white glove delivery for furniture Donald's just hand-delivering the sperm to the Irish. You know how they have, like, white glove delivery for furniture?

Donald's giving that sperm white glove delivery. Stop. Oh, my. I love that. Okay, so Turk realizes that he's not going to have foreplay before sex, so he realizes that angry sex is a lot of fun it's not also pissing her off have you ever had angry sex um i'm sure i don't remember a specific example but is that your thing do you do that i don't i disagree with angry sex being awesome well you're saying horrible things to carla i mean i just don't think that would work i think she'd

be like fuck you dick Go to the other room. No, because she wants to have a baby. No, she won't. No, she won't. No, no, no, no, no. You're saying, you told her to brush her hair with a rake or some shit like that. Listen. You said she needs a rake to brush her hair?

Yeah, but she wants a baby and she's stuck with me. So she has to have sex with me. And so now she's angry and having sex with me. But in the real world, your wife would turn to you and be like, what the fuck did you just say? And you'd be like, you want to have a baby, right? Okay, so then we learn that Elliot does not use the word penis or

vagina. She has three options for penis. Swing swong. Swing swong. Swing schlong? Swing schlong. Is it swing schlong or swing schlong? I thought it was swing schlong. Okay, swing schlong. Peepers. Or peep. And then a vagina

is bajingo or hoohoo. Bajingo. And then you mentioned, which is just ridiculous because she's a doctor. And then you mentioned cervical mucus. And she goes, from now on, we'll be calling that icky sticky. Which is what they call marijuana.

Some of that sticky, icky, icky. Oh, my God. I laughed so hard at this. I just love that Elliot is a doctor and she can't talk about genitalia. She calls a penis a schwing schwong. A schwing schwong and a hoo-hoo. But Jango's a good one, too. Yeah, but Jango's great.

I also laughed at, we kind of jumped over this a little bit, but how the janitor tells the audience he's going to get J.D. J.D. is going to be robbing somebody by giving him the hat and the gloves. Before the Asian people come in, J.D.'s got the hat and the gloves and the hat. And then he leaves. Yeah. And J.D.'s smiling like in thought at the table Just thinking Oh my god

Now what about when earlier on we skipped this too When we played Koyaanisqatsi The Philip Glass track When the janitor's staring me down You remember that? What's that from Daniel do you know? Koyaanisqatsi? It's a film

Wait is that what you're asking? Like what the film is? There's a track It's like an organ and, is that what you're asking? Like what the film is? There's a track. It's like an organ and then it's like deep chanting. Koyaanis Gatsi. Is it not from the film? I'm assuming it is. I didn't know. Did Philip Glass score that film?

I never saw the film. It's a banger of a film. Who is it? Is it Lucas? Who's by... Yeah, Philip Glass did the music for it. Yeah, Philip Glass did the music. I was doing Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Mola rum. Mola rum.

No, this is like... Yeah, exactly. And it's like, you know, organs and... And then the chatter is giving me an evil eye in slow motion, and there's a funny moment where he gets blocked, and he's like, guys, can you please move out of the way? I'm chatter is giving him the evil eye in slow motion. And there's a funny moment where he gets blocked. And he's like, guys, can you please move out of the way? I'm trying to give him the evil eye.

And they go, oh, sure, sure, sure. And then it comes right back. Oh, yeah. We learned that my prison name is Gizmo. I missed this. How did I miss all of this? There were just a lot lot of jokes there are a lot of jokes in this a lot of jokes packed in um not to mention um the giant bear shaking elliot that made me laugh harder than anything in the episode that's real screaming them screaming like that and the bear shaking the car made me laugh.

I want you all to know that that is not green screen. They brought a fucking giant grizzly bear to that parking lot, and the bear shook that car with Elliot inside. Oh, no. I laughed so hard, because that would be me. There's nothing else to do in that situation but scream. You're not getting away. Bill went into a phase. Bill went into a phase here where there was animal jokes in every episode.

You're going to start seeing them come up this season a lot. There's always an animal joke. And this is starting to happen as you see that. I think everyone just was like, well, it's fun. All we have to do is write an animal joke and then we get cool animals. Like, just put a grizzly bear in a flashback and there'll be a fucking grizzly bear here on Tuesday. What about ostriches that were Donald's Kanga? Yeah, let's write that in.

When she does that basketball trick shot at the end, that was clearly, you know, clearly someone was off frame catching it and putting it back. You believe that? Absolutely. Cheryl Hines isn't throwing a ball behind her head and hitting it. Also, watch. The ball goes out of frame.

Yeah, it does go out of frame, but I mean... It was seamless. I was going to say, that seems harder to do. Throw the ball off screen. Somebody catch it above the rim. No, no, you need two people. No, no, I disagree. You need two people right above the backboard,

and one's catching her ball, and one's simultaneously letting their ball go. Okay. I think that's the way it was done. There's no way Cheryl Hines could do that. There's no ladder behind the backboard or anything like that. Oh, they came off the roof or something. Oh, the crane or a roof.

Trust me. There's no way Cheryl Hines could do that. Making a shot from the roof seems a bit harder than. No, I'm saying they're literally above the backboard, like a foot above, two feet above the rim. You'd be surprised how easy it is to miss. Anyway. Okay. This one thing made me laugh at the end of the show.

What? What the fuck is JD doing at the ramp watching Cox and his sister make amends? Like, it pans to JD and he's sitting there at the ramp. Someone's got to sum up the end of the episode of what we all learned. Who the hell is going to sum up the episode with a heartfelt VO? Yeah, I think this is the first time you were, like, actually witnessing the reconciliation between the two siblings. But you're like right there. No one else is in the parking lot at all at the emergency entrance,

except for you at the bottom of the ramp staring at them with a wistful grin. Listen, you need a VO. You need someone there. You need someone there to give a nice heartfelt end of episode VO. I laughed at that. All right. So we have a caller, guys. We're going to take a break.

And we'll be right back with the best guest you've ever heard. When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful. That's where The Bright Side comes in. A new daily podcast from Hello Sunshine that's bringing you a daily dose of joy. I'm Danielle Robay. And I'm Simone Boyce. Listen, both Danielle and I are reporters. We've covered the news and we know the world can feel heavy.

But The Bright Side podcast is a space to have a little fun, to learn something new and get into some friendly debates. That's right. Join us five days a week to see how life can look from the bright side. We'll hear from celebrities, authors, experts, and listeners like you. Whether it's relationships, friend advice, or figuring out how to navigate life's transitions, we'll talk through it all together. Listen to the bright side from Hello Sunshine every weekday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Parents, if you've ever experienced bedtime battles with the kids, I'm going to let you into a little secret. I'm Abby, a mother of two,

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Win back your evenings. Listen to Koala Moon now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you've been following the news, you know that from healthcare access to safe schools, LGBTQ plus rights are under attack. And it's about time queer and trans youth get the microphone and tell their stories in their own words. I'm Raquel Willis. Join me on my new podcast, Queer Chronicles, a show where LGBTQ plus folks tell their own stories in their own words. This season, teens will share all about growing up in political battleground states.

I wish I could feel more comfortable in my own body here, but that's just not the case. And follow along as they discover what queer and trans liberation means to them. This isn't running away from yourself. It's running into who you want to grow into. Listen to Queer Chronicles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your most fabulous shows. Hi, this is Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty. Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty. You may know me from, let's see, 90210, Charmed, Mallrats, Heathers. You probably also know me from my stage four cancer diagnosis and sharing that journey with so many of you. There's something so authentic

about a podcast. It's me connecting, me talking raw in the moment. That's what my goal is to give you, to talk about why I feel that cancer to a certain extent is a gift, what my responsibilities are as a person with cancer, because I think that there's something so much bigger than me. And to be honest, I'm still trying to find out what that is. And maybe together, we'll find it. It's going to be a wild ride. So I hope that you all tune in. Listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. And we're back. We are back.

Do or do not. There is no try. All right. Ready? Yes. Bring in the Jewess. We got a caller who gave us a holler. We can talk, start wars, or sing show tunes, you know, like a baller.

Smoke some jazz cabbage. maybe talk about the episode. So come on, Joel, let's get the show on the road. Julian Samantha! Hi. Julian, Julian, Julian, welcome to the program. How are you, sir? Thank you. How are you? We're very excited you're here. It's a beautiful day in Southern California. Where are you located? I am in Garden Grove, California.

Where is this? I don't know, but Daniel does. Where is it? I'm right by Huntington Beach, Orange County. Got it. Right by Knott's Berry Farm, not too far. Okay. I've been to Knott's Berry Farm. They make great biscuits. They got those biscuit packs and the jelly. Donald, you don't ever mention Knott's Berry Farm because you're so loyal to Disneyland.

Have you ever been to Knott's Berry Farm? I have been to Knott's Berry Farm several times. Do they have scary coasters? Yeah, they have some great roller coasters at Knott's Berry Farm. Julian, do you go to Knott's Berry Farm? I've actually never been. What?

Are you not much of a roller coaster guy? Not really, I guess. My older brother scared the crap out of me when I was younger, so it kind of ruined for me. How did he scare the crap for you that made it so that you didn't want to get on a roller coaster again? Basically, like, I would die. He told you you were going to die on a roller coaster. Basically, just freak me out with any story they could,

or it would go off the rails or something, or something just beyond. So I just never went on roller coasters. So you've never been on a roller coaster, especially the giant ones, like Six Flags kind that are like the Hulk, where you're just like standing up. I hate that.

So you've never been on a roller coaster before is what you're saying i have not wow wow i mean i plan to i i as i'm older now an easy one like i go on ones that go fast but not make me nauseous can you do can you do space mountain at disneyland tech yeah i've done it it's just i've done it a bunch of times i just don't i don't ever feel better coming out than when I went in. Everyone else that's coming out going, woohoo, oh my god, that was crazy, let's go again. I'm like, oh yeah, I'm going to feel nauseous probably for 45 minutes.

Why did I do that? To be quite honest, I know this is going to be sacrilegious for all of you, but I've never been to Disneyland. Oh, brother. You're just a sad human being, Julian. I'm excited for you.

It's fun. Well, the thing is, okay, it doesn't really count, but I went when I was three, but I don't really remember it at all. I know what you mean. Listen, I will say this. I will say this. Go ahead. There's nothing wrong with never going to Disneyland.

There's nothing wrong with never getting on disneyland there's nothing wrong with never getting on an on a roller coaster ride go ahead there is something wrong with not having fun julian yeah okay julian what do you do what do you do for fun yeah julian what what um well well especially during pandemic i i play like guitar 3D print, just kind of stay indoors. What do you 3D print? What kind of stuff do you make? Right now, I'm messing with the printers. I'm actually printing helmets.

And I printed a Mandalorian helmet that was my very first print. Wow. It's not very good, but it was a good test print. So you get it off the web, and then you can hit print, and your thing will make it? Or you design the helmet yourself? No, I'm actually planning on taking some courses to design, but it's just like I download this and print it, and there it is. That's a very friendly community as far as sharing original designs and mock-ups goes, right? What's a good 3D printer, Julian?

What's a good brand? Because I want to print Donald a Mandalorian helmet. A good brand? A good starter one is an Endor 3 is the one I'm using right now. Endor 3. Okay, Endor. That's like in Star Wars, Donald, Endor. Yeah, it's the forest moon of the planet Endor Endor Yeah it's the forest moon of the planet

Endor So Endor is actually Not The actual planet that they're on They're on the forest moon of Endor So Endor is a planet Do we ever go to Endor in the show No but we are on the forest moon

Stop saying forest moon But that's how they say it in the movie. I know. I just think that it's too bad that Endor doesn't get a lot of attention. We'll put a troop. We'll put a garrison. What do they say, Joel? We'll send a crack team to the forest moon of Endor.

Is that Admiral Ackbar? That's Ackbar. That was Ackbar. That was good Ackbar. Not bad, not bad. Aren't you impressed that I'm- General Nadine. I like Ackbar. I always thought impressed that I'm... General Nadine. I like Akbar.

I always thought he was cool. He is very cool. It's a trap! Yeah. I let him. I do it all the time. All right, sorry, Julian. We're back to you.

Do you have a question for us? We can't handle firepower of that magnitude. Donald, listen. Julian's going to ask a question. Go ahead. Well, first off, I want to say that I'm sorry for my camera I'm kind of dark here not just camera myself too and I'm probably a dark man well we all upgraded our cameras except Donald decided to steal the one I heart uh gave him and use it for animation so Donald is still back to his shitty camera when you're gonna rectifyald i will rectify it soon yeah because one day we'll put this on youtube and

you're gonna look grainy and only me and daniel are gonna look high def yeah but it took daniel a while to get that camera right and your camera does all right i just think it's funny that i gave us fancy cameras so in case we ever want to put this show on YouTube and you stole it and use it for animation. It's a great camera. It is a great camera. You're right. But it's meant for the fucking podcast. It's like 4K, dude. He's still using it.

Yeah. First off, I want to say thank you for having me on the podcast. I'm super excited and very nervous. Don't be nervous. Pretend no one me on the podcast. I'm super excited and very nervous. Don't be nervous. Pretend no one's listening but us. I am.

I'm still very nervous. I listen to you guys every week. Even though people in Stod are listening. Go ahead. Hi, Stod. We're huge in Stod. Silent G, not only. It's G in Stod? Yeah, Stod starts with a G.

Right down. I didn't know i don't yes come on it's it's g diana i thought you were a fucking encyclopedia you guys oh it is g wow it is g-s-t-a-a-d yes silent so it's really pronounced g-stod No. We just said it's silent, ass-nit. Don't you dare call me twat ears. All right, Julian. I'm glad I didn't. I'm glad I didn't. No, not you, Julian.

I don't think you would call me twat ears. I would call you twat ears. This guy does. Well, okay. So I guess the reason I'm here is a couple of weeks ago since to listen to you guys on the podcast obviously and you had mentioned about uh how you want to hear a story of i guess a couple breaking up and then getting back together and kind of seeing where that's at so basically um i met my wife when i was, and we were friends throughout middle school, high school, whatever it might be.

And after high school, we stopped talking for a while, and I found out that she was getting into trouble. When you say she was getting into trouble, like she was doing drive-bys and shit like that? No, no, no. I grew up in Huntington Beach. There's no drive-bys, really. So what do you mean? Drugs? What do you mean? Drugs, mainly. And just getting into that kind of trouble, that kind of lifestyle. And so I kind of got around to it, I guess.

And so we started dating for a little while. And, I mean, it was the best time that I had. And, unfortunately, it was a very short-lived time. Because she ended up moving to Michigan where her biological father lives. So we dated up until the point that she had to leave, which was an amazing three months. Time passed and we had other relationships. And one day in 2016, I accidentally butt dialed her while trying to text her. And I hit call button. I hung up. I was like, I don't even know what to say to her. I haven't heard her voice

in so long. She ended up calling me back. We did not stop talking for the next eight hours. This was at nine o'clock at night. We talked and we talked. I was like, screw this. It's been six years. I'm going to go see her.

I booked a flight. Did you say that to her? you like you know we've been talking all night i think the next step is just for me to come and i'm gonna go i'm gonna see you and she was like all right no not at all uh it was it was uh it was just me really i didn't want to seem too pushy but she was very happy with the idea when i finally told her uh maybe about a week or two later and so i booked a flight we had a great time and we started to i guess we started to date again when i went to visit her and we knew how that ended before as long as it's not gonna work so again i said fuck it uh 40 days later i packed all my shit and moved to Michigan. Oh, my God. Wow. You were in love, my friend. You were in love.

Yeah. And so it was me. You went from the beach to Michigan. Yeah. For love. Finds out it's cold. Yeah. But so, yeah.

So I went and I rented a van because I, my car was a piece of crap and I took my dog and went to Michigan on a whim. Uh, we were there about me. Did she know you? Oh yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. That doesn't show up in your van.

Like that would be, I moved here. Here I am. No, no. I gave up everything. So she wanted you to move there and you did. Yeah. So what happened is that we stayed in Michigan another six months and she's like, I don't want to do another Michigan winter. Let's get out of here.

So she's from here. And so it wasn't too hard of a call to make, really. So we moved back. So I moved all my crap and my dog and my girlfriend all at the same time, or six months later, back to California. Wow. Same van? No, no.

We bought a car while we were out there. Same van. No. Same van. That was great, actually. Gosh, you're doing a lot of things for this woman. I hope that she is appreciative of all the life changes you're making for her. One thing I didn't tell you, and it sounds crazy,

is I bought an engagement ring before I moved. To California? Wait, wait. one thing I didn't tell you and it sounds crazy I bought an engagement ring before I moved wait wait to Michigan or to California before I moved to Michigan I bought an engagement ring prepared to ask her to marry me that's important and you chickened out the whole time you were there dude huh did you ask her while you were in Michigan

I did I got the while you were in Michigan? I did. I got the engagement ring, moved to Michigan and, uh, asked her to get married. And then we ended up moving back to California, all our families here. So now back to California. Right. Um, nine months later we got married or so. And, uh, now we have a beautiful two-year-old boy. And yeah, I mean, that's my story of, I did the craziest thing I've ever done in my life.

And going back to saying that she's done anything great for me, she gave me a beautiful two-year-old boy. It has a happy ending. I was worried because sometimes Joelle throws at us a really sad ending. This had a beautiful ending. I thought you were going to be like, and then she fucked my best friend. And I was okay with it. Sometimes Joelle

throws those at us. I wonder how they're doing. I wonder how they're doing. I know, Jo Joel, I want to check in on them because I really hope that he's had his turn and he can tell us about it please follow up with them that was a very hard story I know, but Julian, we love

a happy ending and a romantic story and you gave up your whole life for love and it panned out, that's beautiful it's one of those things where I grew up a romantic and I don't really know the phrase, but there was all, I watched a lot of those movies where it's like hopelessness,

romantic, and well, there's garden state. Well, it doesn't, it doesn't always work out, but in your case, you really stepped out on a limb.

You really, you know, put yourself, you made yourself so vulnerable and, and it worked, you know, it was the scariest thing I've ever done Of course Until having a child How long were you guys

Dating when you decided to ask her to marry you? Not long at all It was like 6 months Maybe less than that I've known her since we were 12. And you guys, I know you guys have been together since then, too. You got a baby together and everything. After living in California again, that's a wonderful thing, man.

It really is. I don't know how we can fix your life because your life feels like it's pretty darn great. Is there anything you need fixing? There is a fix my life that does have to do with my son, actually. Okay. When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful. That's where the bright side comes in. A new daily podcast from Hello Sunshine that's bringing you a daily dose of joy. I'm Danielle Robay. And I'm Simone Boyce. Listen, both Danielle and I are reporters.

We've covered the news and we know the world can feel heavy. But the Bright Side podcast is a space to have a little fun, to learn something new and get into some friendly debates. That's right. Join us five days a week to see how life can look from the bright side. We'll hear from celebrities, authors, experts, and listeners like you. Whether it's relationships, friend advice, or figuring out how to navigate life's transitions, we'll talk through it all together. Listen to The Bright Side from Hello Sunshine

every weekday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Parents, if you've ever experienced bedtime battles with the kids, I'm going to let you into a little secret. I'm Abby, a mother of two, and I had these battles myself. Endless excuses, delay tactics, and many tears and tantrums, but I've created a solution. The perfect kids podcast that makes bedtime a dream. It's called Koala Moon and it's hosted by me, Abby. With over 300 episodes packed with original stories and sleep meditations, Koala Moon makes bedtimes easy and enjoyable. Episodes start out engaging and really rather magical,

but as they progress, they gently slow to a calm and relaxing pace to have your little ones out like a light. Since launching in 2022, Koala Moon has helped with over 20 million night's sleep and received over 6,000 five-star reviews. Win back your evenings. Listen to Koala Moon now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you've been following the news, you know that from health care access to safe schools, LGBTQ plus rights are under attack. And it's about time queer and trans youth get the microphone and tell their stories in their own words. I'm Raquel Willis. Join me on my new podcast, Queer Chronicles, a show where LGBTQ plus folks

tell their own stories in their own words. This season, teens will share all about growing up in political battleground states. I wish I could feel more comfortable in my own body here, but that's just not the case. And follow along as they discover what queer and trans liberation means to them. This isn't running away from yourself. It's running into who you want to grow into. Listen to Queer Chronicles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your most fabulous shows. Hi, this is Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty. You may know me from, let's see, 90210, Charmed, Mallrats, Heathers, probably also know me from my stage four cancer diagnosis

and sharing that journey with so many of you. There's something so authentic about a podcast. It's me connecting, me talking raw in the moment. That's what my goal is to give you, to talk about why I feel that cancer to a certain extent is a gift, what my responsibilities are as a person with cancer, because I think that there's something so much bigger than me. And to be honest, I'm still trying to find out what that is. And maybe together, we'll find it. It's going to be a wild ride. So I hope that you all tune in. Listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

Donald, it's time for Garden Grove, California's favorite segment. It's time to fix your life. Excited for that. Okay. So my parents and my brother watch my son while my wife and I are at work. And I've actually come to pick up my son. And I've actually found out that my brother's teaching my son that dresses are for girls and blues for boys. And all this macho,

masculine bullshit that I don't want the toxicity. And my, my, my son adores my brother. And honestly, I don't really want him around just because he's, he's this anti-progressive, honestly, very homophobic and it tears me to bits bits just the shreds that um that this is happening and i have nowhere else to go i have nowhere to i don't like we can't afford daycare i mean i live in california have you spoken to your brother and said hey you know you know we love you and everything but we don't want you programming our child with these beliefs

we actually had a i wouldn't say discussion we we definitely fought um i we went off on each other about it and uh it's it's just one of those things where he's he thinks he's right and his generation was right this and that blah blah blah and just i i don't i don't know what to do well you're a bit tangled because you need the help with health care and you can't afford health care that's not your brother. How old is the child? He's two. Okay. Well, he's a little young probably to be processing.

Right. Yeah. Right. But I've already heard him come home. My son will say things like, boys don't cry. Yeah. That's some bullshit. And I tell him, i told you that and obviously

everyone denies it but now knowing saying like my son was wore a little blankie and he said my new dress and uh my brother corrected him like no boys don't wear dresses and then we went off on a tangent about it and i don't know what i'm supposed to do that's really tricky because you're if your brother's not respecting your wishes um it's really disrespectful from him but at the same time you're you're a bit stuck because you need the health care help excuse me you need the daycare help what do you joelle daniel donald any ideas what to help him i wouldn't bring my kid around my brother that's just just how I would. That's just how I would handle it. And I know it's fucked up for my brother, but I don't I don't want my kids having any type of prejudice or.

Yeah. Or he's kind of doing it to himself. Like if I take my son away. But that's that's his that, you know, it's clear that your brother does love your son. Yeah. But, you know, it's not his place to,

it's not his place to, to, to do that, to, it's not his place to educate your son on, with his beliefs. You know what I mean? It's not his,

it's not his place to do that. So. Especially when you, especially when you very, especially when you very it's not his place to do that. So especially when you, especially when you very, especially when you very specifically has said, don't do that. And he's still doing it. Yeah. Like that's a, that's going to be a no. And the words of Randy Jackson, that's going to be a no for me, dog. Like straight up, like you got to,

I would not bring my child around that person. Daniel, Joelle, any thoughts? I think personally, you know, you might have to make some sort of like quote unquote financial sacrifice in this department to make your point to your brother, because right now it's only words until you take action. And the action needs to be,

you will not see my child again. If you keep talking this way, I will remove my child from your life. I will remove you from my life if you cannot respect this very basic wish to you know simply be accepting of other people and be progressive in the in the in the most basic way you know what i mean and so and and this might mean that until your brother comes around you might have to pay for daycare in some fashion. And I know that's tough.

And I know it's going to be like, you know, I don't know if it's an extra shift or I don't know if it's, you know, selling some 3d printed Mandalorian helmets or whatever it is, but like something. Yeah. Maybe.

Hey, you know what you can do? Do you, do you, do you stream on Twitch? You ever heard of Twitch? Maybe you should stream some. Oh shit.

We forgot to stream with freaking Dan all the other night. Don't worry about it. It's okay. I do it every day. Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. We'll do it. We'll make it. We'll work it out.

He's got so pissed off. You can tell he's hurt by that shit. Dan, I'm so sorry, dude. It's okay. It's okay. Don't worry about it. The scheduling right now. I want to watch.

Am I allowed to comment? Will you see my comment? Yes, of course. Yes. I read all the comments all the time. We're supposed to make it rain, dude. Stop it. It's okay. It's okay. Don't worry about it. This is about Julian right now. I want to watch. Am I allowed to comment? Will you see my comment? Yes, of course. I read all the comments all the time. You're supposed to make it rain, dude. It's okay. This is about Julian right now. I'm going to say things on the Twitch.

Julian, one second. Julian, one second. We have to rectify this. Sorry, Daniel. It's okay. It's really, truly okay. We're going to get on tonight and take you private. Friday. Oh, no. Oh, boy. Oh, no! Oh, boy.

Can I say that while I'm drinking, please? They're taking him to the twerking lounge. We're going to take you private and make it rain. Long story short. Are we allowed to say things on your Twitch stream like, show us your butt? Yes, of course. You can say whatever you want. Okay, good. Anyway, Julian julian i think you know unfortunately there might be a little bit of self-sacrifice here in that

if you want to make the point you have to just do it do it it can't be like well we need this it's like yeah you need it you need to get it from somewhere else yeah and general's right by the way if you if you if you fire a warning shot and say, oh, sorry, well, now I have to punish you in so many words. And for a month, hire a babysitter. And maybe that will sort of say, oh, shit, he wasn't fucking around. I'm going to correct myself, maybe. Yeah. Excuse me.

All right. You're welcome. You're welcome, Julian. Good luck. Julian, I'm going to be honest with you. you're welcome you're welcome julian good luck julian i'm gonna be honest with you that's a tough one because family and and uh and beliefs and everything like that that you know these are the things that break families apart uh yeah but most but most importantly uh you sound like a very good father who wants to raise a a very open um kind child and we applaud you liberating as hell to get toxicity

out of your life amen i i agree and i'm definitely trying you know when you when you get on when you get a lot of toxicity out of your life and get rid of the toxic people in your life and then one shows up you're like whoa i don't have this in my life anymore you stand out like a sore thumb you know right It's true. I'm excited, but I just, it makes me sad, but I'm excited to move on.

Yeah. I think that's, I think that's healthy for you, my friend. All right. We did it. Julian, thank you so much for coming on and we really appreciate you and congrats on your beautiful love story.

Thank you. Thank you guys for having me. Of course. Take care, Julian. Be well. Thank you, Julian. Ladies. Of course. Take care, Julian. Be well. Thank you, Julian. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Julian Sentimental! Thank you. Did I say that right?

Seminental? I don't know. Sentimental? I like Julian Sentimental. That's funny. Yeah. Alright. We did it, guys. I think we did. Another fun adventure. That's funny. Yeah. All right. We did it, guys. I think we did. Another fun adventure. That's all we have to say.

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