Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 510: Her Story II

Episode Date: September 7, 2021

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See you Thursday. Can't wait. live.com see you thursday can't wait how much do you think i need to offer the ice cream truck man to give me some hours off of the melody are you really is it really an issue like that is it truly listen somebody once said that no is just the beginning of a conversation and i feel like his insistence on playing pop goes the weasel 24 7 is the beginning of a conversation between he and i may i make a suggestion go ahead if you can somehow get a petition going that's a lot of work i know but the community crisp hundy how much time does a crisp hundy get it's not going to get you much. He's going to be like, the reason why I keep it on is because when people walk by, they automatically think, oh, I want ice cream.

It's summer. Right. Isn't New York hot right now? It is, bro, but I think we could come to some sort of arrangement. Like, how about you play it at the top of the hour? Right. For five minutes. Pop goes the weasel. Bam come and get it uh-huh and then and then when you're parked there all day you don't keep it on a loop i'm worried frankly about the entire neighborhood sanity i feel like the real solution is get him additional songs. Yes, that's a good idea, Joel.

You need alternating music stuff, so it's just not possible. What would be other songs? What are in the ice cream truck? What's in the catalog for ice cream trucks? The catalog of ice cream trucks? You're going to make a whole new lane. I don't know, but I don't understand. I have so many questions. Like, does his rig have other songs?

He's just choosing off of a slew of people. He's sitting there like, let me see. Coming around the mountain. No, no. It'd be great if he had some of our songs. Like, what you trying to get into, but in that ice cream truck bell? coming around a mountain no no it'd be great if he had some of our songs like what you're trying to get into but in that ice cream truck bell like yes yeah that'll be amazing

i'm sure a lot of people get on it i'm sure i'll eventually zone it out. You know, like I used to, I grew up next to a train track and, you know, eventually after a certain amount of time, you never even hear the trains. And when you occasionally did, it was kind of nice. I'm thinking that maybe, you know, I just moved back to New York. I haven't been here since before the pandemic. And I'm thinking that eventually I'll just zone out tune out Pop Goes the Weasel but so far I'm very aware of Pop Goes the Weasel

at all times do you know how they this is like a king of torture this is a torture technique they use on people do you know how do you know the actual lyrics to Pop Goes the Weasel have you gone into the rabbit hole yet?

Have you been like, all right, let me know. No, but I got binoculars and I stare at the truck. I'm like a hitman. I stare at the truck. And when I walk by, sometimes I look at the tiny little wire that goes to the PA speaker. I see how easy it would be to clip. If I had some head shears, I could just sort of reach and get it and get reaching now you can't do anything because you'd be snitching on yourself if anything happens to this poor guy's ice cream truck now people are gonna be like zach braff did

that shit no i'm gonna be like here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna snip that fucking wire and then i'm gonna leave him a hundy a crisp crisp hundy in an envelope and say, this is for wire repair. Come get some ice cream. Come get some ice cream. Hey, come get some ice cream. You want some fucking ice cream. I know you fucking want it. You want that fucking ice cream. Come and fucking get it.

Come get some ice cream. I don't like this. I do like it. I'm gonna. I like it. That could be a fucking rock ballad. Just power chords. You fucking want some ice cream.

You fucking want to get it. You fucking want some ice cream. You fucking want to get it. You fucking want some ice cream. Come get some ice cream. I'll drizzle hot chocolate on it. All around the mountain. All around your ice cream. I'll dribble chocolate on it. All kids, come get some ice cream.

Yeah, all right, we've taken it too far. These are baked thoughts. On it. Oh, come get some ice cream. Yeah. All right. We've taken it too far. These are big thoughts. Hey, I miss you. I love you both. We don't have Daniel here today, everyone. So no one will say.

Zach, I love you. Oh, sorry. Wrong button. You honor me. You honor me. You know, I've had a lot of technical issues already. You had technical issues in the beginning. Yeah, yeah.

And Daniel's not here. I know. It's a sign. I bet he's probably riding that pole right now, trying to get some money. How about your boy, DaBaby? He came crashing down this week, huh? I haven't even paid attention to what he said.

DaBaby decided to go full horrible homophobia. I saw today he's finally like someone got to him and he's like, I apologize. I didn't even see what he said. But he was doubling down. Two shows canceled on him. Everybody was canceling. Dua Lipa took the fucking song, the number one song that they have together, down. Lollapalooza kicked him off.

They were like, you can't perform here anymore. I don't know anything about DaBaby other than that song I've been listening to for like a half a year with Dua Lipa. And I like it when he goes, Dua Lipa with DaBaby. But I never knew anything about him. And man, he fucked up.

He stepped in it. And he didn't even apologize really until someone got to him and said, bro, you're losing all your shows. That's a half-assed apology. Let's be real. He was like, I needed education and nobody was there for you, bro.

Education? Education is 2021, dog. You can use education as a tool to not re-offend, but you cannot use education as an excuse to have originally offended somebody. And it's ridiculous. You can't believe what he said, Donald. I'm not'm not even listen we don't censor ourselves in the podcast i'm not even gonna repeat what this fucking dude said at his concert you gotta read it and it's so fucked up what what's over was this just out of nowhere was

this just like a non-sequitur moment it was like really he just started saying the most homophobic insane shit at his concert and uh i don't know what kind of education he needs to learn that that's horrible to say. And then did you see his first attempt at an apology, Joel? It wasn't an apology. It was like, it made it worse. What did he say? Just so disappointing. Basically, he was saying like, gay people love my show they know they i mean i'm trying to say

it without saying the shit he said but he was like they don't he said they're clean and they don't have yeah basically he was stds basically he was saying all this horrible stuff about gay people and aids and then in his apology he was like, my gay fans know what I'm talking about. They don't have AIDS. They're clean. They're not like that. What? Yeah. By the way, by the way, I'm making it

even better for him. I don't really want to talk about it on the show because I don't want the words to come out of my mouth, but read what this fucking dude said. Do a lipa with da baby. I can't listen to that song anymore. Really? But you can listen. Yeah.

Okay, it's done. I'm going to listen to the original Dua Lipa. Don't worry. I know you're an avid listener, Dua Lipa. I'm going to listen to the one before the remix. Keep her on board. Yeah, I like Dua Lipa. Yeah, man.

For real, for real. Should we get into the show, baby? We should totally get into the show. I do miss you. No, you don't. I don't feel it. I don't feel ita. Yeah, man. For real, for real. Should we get into the show, baby? We should totally get into the show. I do miss you. No, you don't. I don't feel it. I don't feel it either from you. I've been lifting.

I've been staying big for you. I found a gym. Where are you going? I'm not trying to tell you. We'll edit it out, dick. I'll tell you off the air, twat ears. We'll edit it out, twat. Well, now you're taking my shit.

My shit was so good that it's no longer mine. I got people on my Instagram calling me T-Ears, and I don't know how I feel about it. No. Oh, no. Don't do that, guys. By the way, T-Ears is really tears, and that's what I feel inside when you call me T-Ears.

All right, let's get into it. Joelle, did you hear our Time 100 thing Donald and I did? I saw that you did it. I haven't had a chance to listen yet. Joelle. Sorry, hear our Time 100 thing Donald and I did? I saw that you did it. I haven't had a chance to listen yet. Joelle. Sorry, my mommy's in town. Joelle, I haven't listened to it. Don't worry about it.

I haven't listened to it. I just can't believe that people close to us don't even listen to our shit, Donald. I didn't listen to it. The woman who brought me into this world is demanding my attention for a full week. Well, she slid into my DMs, that woman. So you tell her. She sure did. She sure did. I confirmed it with her.

She was like, yes, it was me. Did I do something wrong? I turned off my DMs, by the way. I don't want to hear from anybody ever again. Why? It seems reasonable. Because stupidly, I was bored, you know, occasionally, and reading DMs from strangers, which are 99% wonderful.

And those of you who used to DM me, I love you and thank you. But occasionally you'd read a troll and it was like putting me in the worst mood. And I was like, why the fuck am I reading this? Like, why am I reading this? And I have to, it's like a cognitive behavioral thing. I have to remove the thing.

Otherwise, I will still do it. I'll be sitting there pooping, going, eh, I'll check stranger DMs, and then I'll read. I have to remove the thing. like otherwise i will still do it i'll be sitting there pooping going yeah i'll check stranger dms and then i'll read i have to remove the thing right so i just turned off the ability for people i don't follow to dm me i'm sorry some of you were delightful but we'll just be imaginary that's how i gain weight dude man it's like i'll buy a bunch of junk food and i'll look at it and i'll be like the only way this works is if i remove this from the house and then i'll eat it yeah exactly and i eat exactly and it's like now that it's gone i'm good and then i'll go out and

get it again that's a cognitive behavioral technique you just you remove the thing that's causing you harm i never have sugar in the house i just can't i'm a crack addict with it although it's funny it's harder being in new york as opposed to being in la when you when no when you when you uh uh what do you call it delivery whatever delivery app you use postmates uber it's here in two seconds so like you can be like stoned here like i want ben and jerry's the other night i was like i needed ben and jerry's right so i go on the app and i'm like um three pints of ben and jerry's right guy rings my bell i go okay you can just um leave it in the elevator thank you so much i buzz him in elevator comes up there's just three stacked pints of ben and jerry's in the elevator that's just like benson

dude that shit is like benson and you just oh my god that shit is just like benson but it's like but it's but you don't even, but no contact with no, no contact Benson. Like that's what it feels like. Put it in the elevator and then the elevator, it's like when you're sick in bed and you ring the bell and they slide it under the door so there's no contact. Yes, but dude

it's here in seconds because everything's around, it's New York City. So it's like, my ice cream took the elevator up alone. All right. Five, six, seven, eight. Here's some stories about a show we made. About a bunch of docs and nurses and a janitor who loved me. I said here's a story that you all should know.

I said he's got stories that we all should know. So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. This shit was hilarious, by the way. Season five is the funniest season, I think, so far, right? I agree with you. I think I have to say that season five, I know we talked about it being slightly wackier. I think it's the funniest season so far. So far, yeah.

So far, it doesn't have the most heart, though, so far. Even with Judy and the baby and everything like that. So far, season five doesn't have the moments like seasons one through four have had where you're going to cry. Where you're going to cry. I think there's some, and we'll get there. And by the way, I'm just judging by how many notes I take, Donald. Like I take notes obviously when I laugh or when I think something's an interesting conversation

for the fans that are listening and for us. And I just find in season five, I'm taking like five pages of notes that we won't even get to all this stuff. We're not going to. Because I'm going, that's hilarious. That's so funny. Oh my God,

that was great. What the hell? You know, and I'm just, I can only judge by the anecdotal evidence of how many notes I take that I'm personally finding

this season to be so fucking funny. Right, I'm laughing out loud. Pretty much. Yeah. Every, every few, not seconds,

I'd say every 30, 40 seconds, I'm laughing. There's a laugh. There's a chuckle. There's a laugh. Or I do Julie's favorite line, that's so funny. That's actually pretty funny. By the way, people have pointed out that we say that's so funny, or at least I do definitely, on this podcast all the time. And I think you do too.

Yeah, for sure. And it's definitely a comedy writer thing because they're around humor so much that often they're sitting in the room and they're digesting someone's joke pitch and they'll be like, that's very funny. That's very funny. But they're not necessarily laughing because they're kind of just like digesting.

They're analyzing it. That's why. Right. I wonder if that came, you're doing your own writer's room now, so you know, but I wonder if that came a year in a year you're doing your own writer's room now so you know but i wonder if that came from bill in the writer's room of people being like people like digesting someone's funny pitch and being like yeah that's very funny that's very funny

and then well why the fuck aren't you laughing because i'm thinking about i'm digesting it but i do that all the time on here like i may have laughed and when i watched it on the show but then you and then you then you remind me of the joke and I'm like, yes, that's very funny. That's funny. But it's funny. People have pointed out to me like, you know, you say that's so funny all the time on the podcast and that's the thing your character hates about Julie.

Anyway, Mandy's great. I have to say she did such a great job. I'm going to say... I wish we'd had her on now. I'm sure she would have come on um because you know we're friendly and i i could have asked her and i didn't but maybe we'll maybe we'll have her on another time but special episode she um she really uh she was she you can't say she's not a good comedian she was hilarious funny she was actually she was very funny. She did the pratfall with the fucking popcorn.

I'll make more. I love the character of a beautiful klutz. That's just so silly of me. Her falling off the deck. Let's get into the show, dude. Let's get into the show because we're going to talk about her a lot. Who the fuck built the deck? Who built the deck, dude?

First of all, you bought a half acre with a girl. Let's build just for the audience. A girl I barely know. It's brand new. It's one thing to be like, oh, my God, let's get, you know, I don't know, let's buy something small together. That's a big enough step. This isn't even cohabitation yet. But this is like, oh, let's buy a plot of land together, which is really weird.

Very weird. And then let's just build a deck on it. Well we can afford i assume was the deck who built the deck dude well i hired a contractor i'm sure uh i don't know that any anyone in the history of the world has ever said hey i can't afford the house yet so let's just build a front porch like already the show starts off already and you're like all right this is this is out there already and then can you imagine that can you imagine there's a plot of land next to your house and and it's empty and somebody comes and builds a deck what the fuck are you doing right just we talk about it in the show the neighbors automatically the next door neighbors

fucking hate you but you play poker with them. They invited you to poker, but they hate you. They hate you. And then on one side, they offer to sell me their baby. What neighborhood is this? Where do you live? On one side, they're like super yuppies, right? And on the other side, they're like trying to sell me their baby.

It's Van Nuys. Yeah, totally. Does that sound like Van Nuys was definitely nice it was probably a valley village where we shot it i imagine and then um yeah van nice is probably more accurate and then mandy does a very as you said donald a very funny backwards fall off the deck that there's no way she did because that's a definitely dangerous stunt that a stuntwoman did. Because that's how you break a spine if you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Absolutely. Because that woman, whoever she is, I mean, obviously she hit a mat, but she went backwards in a chair off a deck, which is totally dangerous.

Yes. Also, you could laugh, people that are listening. Well, the tag was great also. What did she say? I ate glass? Oh, did she say, or like, there's glass in my eye or something? There's glass or something like that. Anyway.

By the way, JD doesn't even get up to help her. What the fuck? He just sits there. Can you imagine your lover falls off backwards off a deck and you don't get up? He just sits there. That's a nightmare. Just waiting for the, just waiting for the. i can't that's a nightmare of mine but that's not even when the that's not even when the freaking uh when the opening starts oh it's not no there's so much more

so carla i know this cold open it's long it's so long carla really wants a baby right yes and somehow she upsets the janitor yes now everyone cringes when they hear the period. All the men cringe when they hear. And it's true. I must admit, it's so immature. But I think whenever a period does come up, I sort of cringe a little bit. And I don't want to know too many specifics. In fact, when Casey was filling us in on how the whole tampon thing works, I don't even know it.

I really don't. I don't even know it. I really don't. I don't even know a lot of that. Like, the disposal, the removal. I don't really know too much. I'm a fake doctor, and my knowledge around the menses cycle is limited, is what I'm saying. Yeah, that's how I tune out

when that shit happens. That's how... Yes. If ever Casey doesn't want me to jump on top of her and wants a sex break, all she has to say is, I got my period. And I'm like, oh. Yeah. Yeah.

That shit lasts. She's probably lying. Sometimes that shit lasts three weeks, guys. She's probably lying. Casey's had her period for seven years. So the janitor wants to develop a baby with gills that he can go treasure hunting yes in the near future yes and then and then judy carla upsets him and he says i swear on my unborn fish baby's life she will pay yeah i forgot what did what did the janitor do to piss off judy carla he was talking about how he wants to have kids and made her no am i wrong joel yeah it's the hot nurse no later on he does

that to get back at her that's how she makes her that's how he makes her pay oh yeah he is revenge is that he tells that he has that says you like young Carl. But I think him making her wanting to get pregnant so trivial, that upsets her. I forgot what, you know, usually we watch this, I watch this right before we go live, but this week our schedule changed a little bit, so I'm a smidgen rusty of all the things that went down. Yeah, we watched this last week. So that's why I don't remember. Scott Rabideau, my stand-in, has a line.

We always love that. He's the one who says, yo, Glassman. Now, what is glass man? Is that a thing in basketball? So when you rebound off the backboard in the NBA, it's made of glass. If it's in a gym, usually the gym backboard is made of glass. Okay. So that's a real term, Glassman. I mean, yeah, sure. It's a great nickname for somebody who is, like you could call somebody Windex in the NBA, and that's a good nickname because they clean the glass. They clean the boards off the glass. So that's a regular thing that good rebounders have,

nicknames related to glass? Yeah, so like Mutombo was Mount Mutombo because he could block the shot, you know what I mean? That's not related to glass yeah so like matumbo was mount matumbo because he could block the shot uh you know what i mean that's not related to glass no what was dennis rodman's was a glass related no he was the worm because he was slippery and could get to the he could get a rebound easily like glass man is like it's just it's it's not a bunch of, you don't use it for everything. I just use that as another version of what glass is, what glass means. You know who used to often break the backboards before they made them unbreakable? A young man named Daryl Dawkins.

He had a bunch of nicknames. What were those nicknames? Do you know? The Chocolate Thunder. Yeah, baby. And Glass Breaker. Dr. Duncan Stein, I think, was one of them. Dude, he passed away, baby. And Glassbreaker. Dr. Duncan Stein, I think, was one of them. Dude, he passed away.

I don't know whoever decided. Oh, he did? God rest his soul. I don't know. Daryl Duncan. I don't know whoever decided in the NBA to stop having the backboards be breakable. But when I was a child, that was very – I used to go to Nets games because my father loved it. I had zero interest.

I was just like the snacks and duncan the mascot um i've always been look always be looking for duncan and uh my father would scream and uh it would be embarrassing and that was the experience and i'd get ice cream but um i do remember how fun it was when daryl dawkins would break shit yeah he did he did it a couple of times shack did it a couple of times too Shaq did it a couple of times, too. There are a few players that did it. Michael Jordan's done it, but not in the NBA, but like at a charity game. Anyway, so let's get back into the show.

Let's talk about Mick. No, wait. Is it? Okay. Yeah. Turk wants to eat ribs while having sex. Yes. That sounds like you.

You might like. No, I don't want to eat ribs. That's too messy. That's too messy. But you love ribs and you love sex. It feels like two things combined. I do love both of those things. It's like, remember those old school Reese's Peanut Butter commercials?

Like, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate. You've got your chocolate in my peanut butter. Do you remember those commercials? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know who would love that? Yeah, it's like you. You love ribs and you love sex with your wife. Yeah.

It seems like perfect for you. I do. It does. Okay, Mickhead kills his wife, though. Okay, now the lot comes out of mckay's character gets a giant jump forward in this episode we learned that his wife was killed and he's a person of interest but he but he's also got a sexy nurse on his lap so he's not really mourning no and she died like a week ago no yeah and later, he does get dragged away by the cops. But, well, there's also him trying to convince Julie to hide the hammer for him.

Yes, poor innocent Mandy Moore is taking the hammer and being like, sure, I guess I can hide this for you. So he did it. I mean, I remember it being a bit nebulous if Mick Head was the killer or not, but this is pretty clear that he did it. I mean, I remember it being a bit nebulous if Mick Head was the killer or not, but this is pretty clear that he did it. I mean, why is he asking Mandy Moore to hide his hammer? I think he totally did it. I think he totally did it, but it doesn't stick, I guess.

Maybe he gets off us in the technicality. Yeah, because he's back. He gets off somehow. Maybe the cops. Well, I know why, because Mandy Moore's fingerprints are all over the hammer. Well, didn't you wipe it down, though? Didn't you wipe the hammer down with your sleeves? Yes, I did with my scrub top.

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Right. And I have to say that sometimes, of course, as we all know, people that are this beautiful aren't always the best actors. of course, as we all know, people that are this beautiful aren't always the best actors. I thought this guy did a very fine job for being a character whose sole purpose is, oh my goodness, you're so handsome. Absolutely. And he comes back. He's on the show.

He comes back on the show a couple of times. Okay, well, it's a very funny runner. Jordan is obsessed with getting pap smears. She says she has a lot of pap because Yeah. Because she I don't think, as I understand it, a pap smear is not a comfortable thing. She's gone quite a few times. It is not. Eleven times. I was like, Jordan, chill. But Elliot's gone quite a few times also.

Oh my god. Sarah Chalk, by the way, I texted her after I watched this because we were texting about something else and I said, by the way, I hope you're not getting tired of me saying this, but this fucking episode, you are so funny. Her and Judy were great in this episode. Of course. We should mention that it's Judy's episode.

We tried to get her. I don't know what to come on. What happened, Joelle? She ignored us? Judy does not even... This happened last time too, where I think maybe like I emailed her and she's like, oh, I just didn't see it.

So hopefully that's the same case. Well, we got to get Judy on this season. Anyway, this is the episode that Judy, because Judy's always so great on this podcast. We want to have her back. But anyway, this is the episode. It's called Her Story 2. It's the time that Judy does the narration. Why are you laughing at me?

Because of what you just did. I swear I'm not. I happen to be in a good mood. Are you annoyed by my serotonin? No, I'm not annoyed at all. I'm very happy to see this. Zach, Zach, Zach, I love you. I happen to be in a good mood. Are you annoyed by my serotonin? No, I'm not annoyed at all. I'm very happy to see this. Zach, Zach, Zach, I love you. All right.

All right, so look. It doesn't last long. If you want to do this in an hour, I'm sure I'll be melancholic. I can't. I got to go back to my writer's room. Okay. I was kidding. It was a joke.

Okay, so listen. Zach, I love you. Carla turns in the storm. That shit was hilarious. Okay, when the janitor says says you know who that is we should go back so the guy's handsome the girl's really handsome too she did a great job nurse martinez yes but when the janitor says you know who she reminds me of that reminds me of a young carla and then judy turns around and carla turns into Storm, that shit was

fire, dude. Now, wait, who's Storm? I knew it was a Marvel thing, right? Or a DC thing? Of the X-Men, she is the black female head of the X-Men. Sometimes she's the leader, but oftentimes she's sort of just like a main dude's right-hand lady.

But she's totally awesome. She's also a queen from Africa Halle Berry plays her and I don't know who the young lady is that plays her now but Halle Berry played her originally anyway but look dude oh man they're

they're not the best the Logan is really good and Days of the First X-Men. What is it? First Class? That one's fire. X-Men First Class.

But you heard Michaela Cole might be playing her in the new Black Panther, right? Right, because that's what I was about to say. Because she connects to Black Panther. Oh, she's an incredible actress. Yeah, the two of them are... Yeah, dude. So great. Dude, yeah.

She is incredible. I'm so happy that... I hope that's the role. I hope she gets her big Marvel or whatever it is payday because she's a fucking extraordinary talent. Yeah. When Judy did it...

By the way, the effects of this were really well done. Scrubs, we weren't a big VFX show. Sometimes when we did them, they looked meh, like that butterfly. But this was really well done. You shattering looked great. I remember this. I remember shooting this episode.

I remember at the end when Mandy is over in the corner crying, I remember my point of view from it. I don't remember ever watching this episode, but I remember shooting it. And to see the opposite side, I remember us standing there and making jokes while the two girls ran over, and I remember that the camera was over there, and to see all of that

was crazy. You know why I remember it, too, because of one of my most favorite action stars ever in any any movie i talk about you know billy d williams more than i should you know what i mean like no you don't you in in all seriousness it was very significant for you you said when in the star wars universe there was this african-american hero right and it really like it Star Wars universe, there was this African-American hero, right?

And it really like, it puts you, you felt. There was a black guy in Star Wars is more like it. The fact that he just spoke, you know, you know, Billy Dee's African-American, that was dope too. But just to finally see a black face in Star Wars was amazing. And also, not just that, not just that,

he was also freaking, like, one of the dopest pilots in the universe. And then when Harrison Ford's character is removed, they use him as that character to show you that it could work, you know? And that was really dope, you know? Like, a lot of people, we don't talk about that enough, to be honest with you. They remove the Han Solo character, and in place is lando calrissian and you learn to love this character by the end of the movie

you're like dude i love this dude you know what i mean and that's that's that's really important and it was a black guy and we they don't really talk about that enough and george isn't given enough credit for that also because when glenn turman was on the show he told us that story of how he was up for han solo and the reason why it didn't work was because you know there's going to be a white princess leia and america's not ready or the world's not ready i should say for that and uh and he really you know showed you you could be ready for it if you really just closed, not closed your eyes, but if you really just fell in love. I don't know how to put this, man. If you really just, he put it in the movie and it made the movie 20 times better also. Like, just look at the

things that Billy Dee Williams does in this show, where his reaction to me going, Lando Calrissian, if you watch The Empire Strikes Back, he has so much expression in the movie and gives so much freaking, his performance is masterful. You know what I mean? It's one of my favorite movies ever, obviously, you can tell.

But to have him on the show and to have that performance and to know that this could work, you could have a black action hero, somebody who does all of the things that the white guy does, you know, to have that in that movie and then to have him on the show was just like beyond incredible. So my reaction, my reaction is sincere. That's not me acting. That's me fucking.

No, we know for real for real screaming at the fact that i'm in a scene with billy d williams aka now did they hide did they if i was directing this episode i would have made sure to hide him from you did they hide no no no he was you see him he was in our face he was in my face the whole time you know what i mean i was just seeing that quentin tarantino's um hid uh what's his name that amazing german actor uh who played the the nazi in glorious basketball crap this is annoying german or you look it up christoph waltz yeah christoph waltz hans landa yes isn't he german am i right yes anyway he's an extraordinary actor and i was read on the interwebs recently that tarantino didn't include him in rehearsals because he didn't

want anyone getting to know him he wanted him to come on set in his fucking nazi uniform and scare the shit out of everybody and i just thought that was really cool austrian german yes um Austrian German. Yes. Billy Dee. So there he is. It's a seminal moment for you. This I just wanted to finish what you said by saying what a what a what a beautiful paragraph for the case for inclusion of of all different types of people in the superhero world. all different types of people in the superhero world because little boys like you grow up going, I see myself. I mean, it's the ultimate articulation of that. You seeing Billy D in a movie and having it make you want to become an actor

and making you feel like you could achieve your goals. That's really fucking awesome. Yeah. Only thing that for a while I was pissed off that he was a two bit hustler, but Hey man, that's cool. I was pissed off that he was a two-bit hustler. But hey, man, that's cool. I remember being so mad. I remember being so mad and so caught up in the fact that he was a two-bit hustler.

But when you think about it, so was Han Solo. You know what I mean? It's like there was the same character. But because Billy Dee was that, you know, it's the same story arc. But Billy Dee even comes in, you know, L's the same story arc, but Billy Dee even comes in you know, Lando even comes in as a noble man, you know, he's the leader of this big

ass city, you know we're getting so off topic, but I know, I don't care, listen, that's our specialty, listen, let's get back to it and say there's so much going on in this episode, there's the sex gong I mean, think of things in this episode. There's like ten things that people love about Scrubs

that we get referenced. Including Lando and the deck. There's the sex gong. Yeah, buddy. And now you have extraordinary hearing. That's my dog. By the way, this was so funny. By the way, this was so funny when Mandy

Moore, who's up to this point was known as sort of an innocent actress and an innocent singer, that we had her banging on the fucking wall to fake like she's having sex. And she goes, shut up and take it, you stupid bitch. That was hilarious. I remember even thinking at the time as her boyfriend,

I remember thinking like, yes, Mandy, go for it. That was awesome. That was hilarious. And now you have incredible hearing. Wait, don't get to Tay yet. You have incredible hearing. I ring the sex cog and you go, yeah, bud. That's my dog.

And it's back at our old apartment then so then carla has the voiceover um obviously as we said and then she disses you somehow and i go don't listen to her brown bear your body's fierce like tay digs like tay digs and that that became i don't know if i improv that or not bute Diggs. And that became, I don't know if I improvised that or not, but that became. That was totally improvised, dude. That became a running thing of me to this day. When you look good saying you look like Taye Diggs. Taye Diggs, baby. I told Taye Diggs about this shit.

He laughs about it. He thinks it's funny. Of course. Why would Taye Diggs not love the fact that we're using him as an icon of a handsome man he is handsome still he's not donald faze on no offense tay he's not come on buddy joelle just joelle just let out come on buddy uh joelle just let it oh yes i'm gonna keep it 100 listen i'm gonna keep it 100 i think i'm a handsome man like look, look, come on. I still got a baby face, right? Yeah. But. So beautiful.

That is one handsome dude. Him. Yeah. Idris Elba. Them two is handsome. That's like handsome, handsome. Yes. But it's all if you, that's if you like really hot men.

I like, I like my, I like my men. A strong eight with a dad bod. You, baby. You. Thank you. I love you so much, man. I don't want Idris Elba. I don't want to ride Idris Elba and yell eagle.

I want to ride you. Oh, you make me blush. Although if Idris Elba was like, get on, you're riding me. All right, let's go. Here we go. Just once real quick. Just once real quick. Real quick.

All right, so, okay, so then Taye Diggs. Okay, now I apparently was, JD was called Joanna until he was three. Yes. We learned. Yes. And we also learned that Jordan says something very outrageous, that they're at the bar and she says, one of those boys could be the baby I gave up in high school.

Yes. Which is one of those scrubs one-liners that might just zip by you and you don't really do the math and figure it out. But she's saying that she can't flirt with one of those boys because there's a chance that it's the son she gave up in high school. That's why she doesn't go. There's a certain age that she doesn't go below. Yes, because she doesn't know whatever happened to that child

that she gave up in high school, and she doesn't want to ask. That is so dark. But the hardest I laughed the whole fucking episode when Sarah I guess somehow reveals she reveals that she's a little bit bisexual and she goes do you like jazz?

Only when she gets drunk. Only when she gets drunk. When she gets drunk she loves to be a lesbian. Oh my god. Dear listener, if you want to know what makes me laugh, go watch this episode and watch Sarah drunk in the bar, leaning on the bar, going, So, Carol, do you like jazz?

Yeah, I do. Oh, really? How much do you like jazz? Yes. I videotaped that shit. I videotaped it off my laptop and sent it to bill and was like that he goes why are you sending this i go because how fucking funny is it sarah playing someone who gets by when they're drunk hitting on a woman named carol asking her if she likes jazz and sarah's face she's like so Carol do you like jazz

and then the woman nods and she goes you do how much how much for some reason that's the funniest fucking shit

in the whole episode to me I snorted just now that's how funny that shit was I'm crying I literally went back and videotaped it on the screen the funniest fucking shit in the whole episode. I snorted just now. That's how funny that shit was. I'm crying. I literally went back and videotaped it on the screen to show Bill.

So Okay, so we have an interview. Before we get to the intervention, we got to get to this meme I've seen or I've seen the scene either on YouTube, but somehow it popped up on the hangovers.

I think of it all the time. That made me laugh very, that still makes me laugh so hard. It's the perfect articulation of, and if you're 25 listening to this, you'd think we're joking. But that display of going around a table showing people at four different ages and how a hangover hurts the next day. Like Mandy's the young one. And she's like, hi morning. And then Sarah's.

Yeah. Sarah's next. Sarah's next. She's like, Sarah's hurts a little bit. Please stop talking. And then Judy's barely able to keep it together. Yeah.

And then, and then Jordan's like asleep with glasses. Passed out. Yeah. She's not even like, she's just, she's like comatose with glasses on and it shakes her jodoroonie jordalicious a hangover is no joke anymore donald we're in our 40s it's like uh it's it's like a two day it's like a two day experience

if you go big i get nervous when i don't get a hangover now how about that what do you mean like if i drink and i don't get a hangover i'm like did i drink last night you know what i mean you can't remember no like if i don't get a like sometimes you sometimes i drink and i drink water you know also when i drink and so i won't have a hangover the next day now it's always a refreshing thing but i'm always worried like wait a second but did i drink last night? Also, remember Casey once gave us these, like, it was such an old person thing. Casey's like, here, y'all, put this patch on.

And the patch was like. There's vitamins and stuff like that. The patch, I mean, I'm sure some of you listening have seen this before, but it's like if you know you're going to go have a big party night, you put this patch on your skin and it's like giving you whatever nutrients so you don't get hung over. I don't even know if it's psychosomatic or it really works but I remember we all, it was like such an old moment. We're all going out one night

like, you know, maybe before the pandemic and Casey's like, alright, we know we're going to have a big night and she's passing out patches for us to put on our skin. That shit worked though, man. I just had a nasty taste in my mouth, though. That was the only thing.

I had a vitamin taste in my mouth after the next day. Do you really think that does anything? I guess. I don't know. I mean, if an IV does, why can't this? Because IV is what you need, which is hydration. I don't know if the patch is hydration. I mean, they've got all of these powders now that are out that you can hydrate yourself with.

I don't know, dude. They've got this thing in LA, you know. You can come and hire a guy in New York, too. I'm sure it's all over the world. Yeah, I saw that Amanda Clemson put it up. You can hire a guy to come give you an IV. Yeah. I'm thinking about doing that because there's no...

Dude, that's a baller move. But listen, here's the thing, though. That's a baller move. You can drink all the water. You're hurting and you call the IV guy. Yeah, but that's from drinking. That's from drinking. I'm talking about like, look, dude, you can drink a lot of water and still be dehydrated.

You know what I mean? There's more to it. And so an IV is actually hydrating your system completely, like to the utmost, where you can't. There are people that drink gallons and gallons and gallons of water, right, and piss it all out. You know what I mean? Right. This is right into your bloodstream. Water.

I've never done that, by the way. I know it's a thing. It's awesome. No, you've done that? Been hungover and got an IV? No, I've gotten an IV after working out, though. When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful. That's where The Bright Side comes in.

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So I hope that you all tune in. Listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. You know that, I think we've mentioned this on the show, but there was an old wives' tale that doctors listening or nurses listening, you might know if it's true or not, but that when doctors were so hungover that they would start an IV line on themselves put the baggie under their armpit right and then put the jacket on and walk around and be

just slowly squeezing it as they walked around I hope this story is true because I told a lot of people it was we've heard that we heard that we did hear that I think JD said that was a real thing the real JD but um I I don't know maybe maybe in 2021 uh that's frowned upon more than back in the day but no man you know it works you there you can they they labeled the thing as for the perfect hangover like nobody's going out right now but i guess people are drinking and if you want to i guess people are going out did you see that freaking concert and where was that people around people around lalapaloo out. Did you see that freaking concert? And where was that? People are out. People are out.

Lollapalooza. Yeah, did you see that shit? Holy cow. Lollapalooza. Lollapalooza Delta. Delta. Lollapalooza Delta. I ain't trying to get no Lollapalooza Delta.

Yo. People are out in New York, but it's all in the streets. Every restaurant has a little hut built in front of it where you can go, you know, drink and eat. And so it's all in the streets. Every, every restaurant has a little hut built in front of it where you can go, you know, drink and eat. And so it's outside. I mean, some people you can choose to eat inside,

but I'm not doing that. I'm not eating inside. It's, I imagine it's a lot tougher in New York too, because that is a city where you eat out pretty much every night. Right. But I'm saying you're not inside. Like you can,

you can have your meal you know now every single restaurant has outdoor seating because they've been able they're allowed to take over parking spots in front of the restaurant so they've built a deck you know with walls so everybody's got outdoor seating now yeah can i just say okay um let's get back to the show can i just say one thing? I know it's cutting to the end, but the Dr. Dad plot thickens. Did you catch this?

The Dr. Dad musical is hilarious. Did you catch how the plot thickens, though? Yeah, because Kelso's son has written a musical about his father called Dr. Dad. That's successful. That's very

successful. It's clear now that it's successful. It's really doing well. I don't know where it is. It's like in Provincetown or something. It's doing very, very well. But... And yes, go ahead. You can reveal. Kelso's son is now dating

the man, the gentleman playing the dad. his dad, Dr. Dad. The lines have been blurred. The lines have been blurred. Oh, no. We need someone to one day write an essay that tracks every single thing that's happened to Kelso's son. Because it just gets more and more crazy. But yes, Kelso's son is sleeping

with the star of his musical Dr. Dad, the man playing Dr. Dad. Okay. All right. Now we reveal... We have we have an intervention right there's an intervention because i'm a committaphobe first of all it's such bullshit that jd would not want to commit to julie she's amazing she's perfect for him i had a lot of trouble with this plot point just because she says that's so funny i know that then there's an intervention and his friends are like

you're just making up a bullshit reason because you're a comitophobe um and then he finally says it says all the right things says no you are awesome and you're amazing and you're beautiful and you're funny and you're you're a dream girl and she's like whoa whoa calm down i don't even know if i want commitment and babies and marriage right and he's like what now what now yeah I think Uncle Buck was a great choice to try and get that so funny. That's one of the funniest movies in my lifetime. I've never seen Uncle Buck. It might be dated now, but that's one of the...

Wow, you should have seen Joelle. Joelle looked at me as though I said I'd hurt an animal. I've never seen Uncle Buck. Do I need to watch it? It'll hold up? I don't know if it holds up. I haven't seen it in a couple of years, but that is... It's Macaulay Culkin's in it.

That's what we choose. That's what we choose. John Candy plays Uncle Buck. It's a John Hughes movie. What the fuck, dude? You've never seen Uncle Buck? I've never seen it. I think it holds up.

It has been a minute. It's like I can't 100% guarantee, but... The kid... The dude who played the boy who could fly is the bad guy in it. You ever seen the boy who could fly, Zach? No. You guys never seen a boy who could fly? Oh my goodness. We don't have Daniel here. What? Sorry, Mark, if you're

breastfeeding. Hold on. Let's get the babies back. You got this. Listen. This shit ain't. Donald. I'm. This shit ain't.

Donald. I have to get the babies back on their nipples. Oh my God. You got this. You know who the star of The Boy Who Can Fly is? Yo, it's freaking. Oh my gosh. It's the dude from The Boy Who Can Fly.

And from the facts of life, the one who played Natalie. She's one of the stars of this movie. You've never seen it. Oh, really? You've never seen The Boy Who Could Fly? Wait. Her name is on the tip of my tongue. What is it?

Mindy Cone. Mindy Cone. Mindy Cone is also one of the stars. You've never seen The Boy Who Could Fly. Calm down. I'm going to write it down. Is it Fred Savage? Is it Fred Savage?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, I'm in. Calm down. I'm going to write it down. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, I'm in. Come on. How about the flashback to your girlfriend, Whitney the Snapper? And she's like, ah, la, mo. Leave. Now. Yeah, but that's such bullshit. She was a beautiful young woman.

If anybody snaps, we can still do it. Only in a TV show is J.D. breaking up with Mandy Moore because she says that's so funny. But actually, the real reason at the end is more believable, that she'd be like, oh, I don't want anything you're talking about. I'm glad you brought it up because I don't know that I want marriage and kids. I'm not there yet.

And J.D.'s already thinking about about it and she's not at all i know but again it was a little like so dude it's so early you bought a deck together like calm down at all but this is when my producer head goes oh clearly mandy could only do two episodes no it it it goes back to the first it goes back to the first one it's a two-parter. Elliot warns you that this is going to happen. You're a committal. You go in too deep, too fast. I know, but I tried, bro. I tried to commit to this one. Yeah, and she said

you did go too fast. Ultimately, at the end, you've gone too fast. Yeah, you did go too fast. He's sort of a dick to her at the end. I mean... He says that joke that's so mean. He's a dick to her at the end I mean He says that joke that's so mean He's a dick to her the whole time What does he say

She fell off the deck and he doesn't even go to help her He was a dick the whole time No there's like a There's something like I go but she's not saying that's so funny now Or something like that By the way who says this Ask him if he remembers me from my pelvic exam I go, but she's not saying that's so funny now or something like that. By the way, who says this? Ask him if he remembers me from my pelvic exam about the hot gynecologist.

That shit. Sarah says that shit. She goes, tell him if he remembers me from my pelvic exam as Judy's walking in. And she yells it again. Tell him. Yeah. And then what is the context when she says i like to keep a clean shop right that's right so she's so she's uh they're having a conversation about about she

goes so let me tell you about my first exam he's down there and i'm like and and he says this and then i look at him and i say well i like to keep keep a clean shop and then he looks at him and I say, well, I like to keep a clean shop. And then he looks at me and says, right? It was her describing. That shit was so funny. Sarah, there's something about the way Sarah's vocal intonation is in this episode that's just being extra funny. I can't do it, but she's like, well, I do like to keep a clean shop. She's amazing. She's so funny. What about Kristaista showing up in in the school girl outfit yeah with pigtails call me jj

that she was i really gotta tell you man i i feel like judy did an excellent job as the storyteller this episode. You know, and I think I think Bill thought this could work, and it didn't, but because it was taken, once it's taken out of

the main characters, maybe the audience didn't buy it it but it seems like when watching the show if you're a part of this group and you do the voiceover it works you know what i mean all of us it worked you know what i mean it really did it's a great conceit yeah um but when we went into season nine for some reason people had a hard time. Well, it's a big ask. I think if you design season nine again, you might give it... I understand the reasoning.

It's the story of a young kid coming into the world. That's what people responded to. But I think there might be some thought to having it be you or having it be Sarah. Or maybe Sarah, right. Or Johnny. Or Judy. You know what I mean? Yeah, of course, anybody. be some thought to like having it be you or having sarah right yeah uh why why um or johnny or judy you know like you know what i mean oh yeah of course anybody or neil right although neil was gone right but you know what i'm saying you know what i mean like it's like it's like i think that's where it put too much on carrie b. shay's sure shoulders she's a wonderful actress and and uh

very very talented but there was just so much history with all of us. Right, and you were asking the audience to embrace a new character that they didn't just spend eight years with, and they're like, no, fuck this. Which I understand, with this much hindsight.

2020. The show ends with the legendary Carey Brothers song, Ride, which is a really, really good song. Yeah. Which we'll end the show with today. I also want to say the way the show also ends is, metaphorically, is great too.

JD is having this dilemma and all of these people rush to his aid to help him with this girl. Carla really has the big dilemma. You know what I mean? She's the one that's really going through it. JD's going through something that he didn't want to be with the girl anyway.

And they wound up breaking up. You know what I mean? Carla's really going through it. There's a possibility that because of her age, she might not be able to have kids and um when jd's talking and he's telling everybody about what happened with julie and carla's not paying attention and she goes up to him and goes you're doing uh uh don't let this one get away whatever she says this one's a keeper and runs off it really does put in perspective you know this dude's going through so much but it's really trivial compared to what

she's going through in a lot of ways you know yeah but it's all relative i mean you really can't compare as apples to oranges no doubt but no but i'm saying like i hear what you're saying, but it's unfair to compare anyone's, whatever the tragedy in someone's life is to somebody else's, you know, it's, I, I have these moments where I'm, you know, whining to Amanda Kloots about something and I catch myself and I go, oh my God, I feel so stupid. I'm complaining about this to you. Look at what you've gone through. And she's like, no, that's, you can't think of it like that. Everyone's life is, everyone's problems are relative. And I'm sitting here and I want to help you and I want to advise you with whatever's going on with your life. And just like you advise me.

And so, you know, it's all, we all have to be there for each other. Some people's problems in the macro will, of course, be way greater than others. But it's a good thing to remember. It's a good thing to remember when you're complaining about some bullshit like an ice cream truck and then there's people sleeping on the street. I heard that. That's real talk. I'm still going to snip that fucking wire. You should. Go for yours.

I'm going to leave him a crisp hundy and be like, sorry, this is for repairs next week. Next week. All right, let's go to break. We're going to go to break and we'll be right back with Donald Faison, the star of Clueless. Hey! When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful. That's where The Bright Side comes in.

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Lambda, lambda, lambda, and... Omega Moo. Hey, guys. Danil fucked up. Joel and Danil fucked up. Yeah. It's just that simple. What really happened is that our collective team that never fucks up

finally decided to fuck up. They finally decided to make it happen. And I feel bad for the caller that is the recipient of your fuck up. They probably told all their friends and family they were going to be on Fake Doctors Real Friends. But guess what? You're not on tonight.

You're not on today. I'm so sorry. It's quite all right. Joel and Daniel had a mix-up about who was recording. What, Daniel? I wasn't there, so I did not have a mix-up. Okay, so Joel had a mix-up. It's all me. It's there, so I did not have a mix-up. It's all me.

It's all me. I own it. It's my mistake. Joelle had an audio mix-up and did not record the poor caller who's told all their friends and family they're going to be on Big Dr. Srover. Joelle, you better send them some GT's kombucha or something.

I will get them something. You better. Will you please take the iHeart credit card and get them something? If you don't want to buy them something, it's quite all right. Will, they can buy me something. Give them a Hyundai, for God's sakes. Oh, boy.

Well, anyway, we're very sorry to you, the audience, and the caller, because we just don't have the audio. It doesn't exist. Joelle, you never mess up, but you did mess up. I'm going to say this. It'll be a very interesting show, but I don't fault Joelle for it. I fault Danil for

not being there for it. It's my fault. I fully take the blame. The file got corrupted. In place of where the caller would go, we're now going to play the KC song because it's a bop. Hey. Casey, come down here.

I don't know nothing about raising these fools, so tell me what to do. I don't know nothing about raising these kids, and that's what it is. On that note, we love you guys. On that note, we love you. Where do they buy T-shirts, Joelle? Tell them. There's all sorts of merch in the shop. They go to Cotton Bureau.

You type in fake doctors and it's going to pop right up, y'all. Dope shirts. So many of you have sent me so many sweatshirts and little t-shirts with my face on it. That's wild to me, guys. I'll never get over it. You can buy a Joelle Monique onesie for your child. There's all sorts of cool stuff. Go to CottonBureau.com and then search for Fake Doctors,

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All my pieces broken This darkness That I could never show If I told you you were right Would you take my hand tonight? If I told you the reasons why Would you leave your life and rise? And rise And rise

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