Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 515: My Extra Mile

Episode Date: October 12, 2021

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That's what I'm talking about. My liquid diet, it consists of fruit. That's what I'm talking about. And sugar. That's what I'm talking about. And sugar. That's what I'm talking about. But natural sugar. What you trying to get into? What day soon?

What, what, what, what, what, what you trying to get into? What day soon? What you trying to do? Every time I go on vacation, I tell myself that this is not going to be the time where I overdrink. I'm going to exercise. I'm going to do fun things that involve cardio. You be lying to yourself every time you go on vacation, dog. Every time I'm on vacation, and you've been on a lot of them with me, I just sit and drink by the pool until I'm a mess.

Are you losing your abs? The abs are gone. No, I'm back. I just went to the beach for a bit, but a week. And I did consume a lot of Casa Amigos. You like that George Clooney shit, huh? Yes, and Randy Gerber my friend

I ran into Rachel you know Rachel from Rachel's Alice you know her she runs their PR she sent me a hat I thought she was going to send me like a case I was like Rachel it's for the best no listen it's for the best

but I ran into her I was like rachel it's for the best now listen it's for the best but i ran into her i was like hey you work for casamigos you got to send me like the mother load she goes oh i'll send you a care package i'm so excited box comes feels a little light i'm a little concerned about its heft because i thought i thought it was gonna be like a case not that i need a fucking case tequila please i don't but it was very nice there was a bottle okay i was about to be like a case. Not that I need a fucking case tequila. Please, I don't. But it was very nice. There was a bottle. Okay, I was about to say, was there at least a bottle?

I know. I thought it was going to be like one of those fucking hotel bottles. No, there was a nice t-shirt and hat, which I will promptly re-gift because I'm not going to walk around wearing a Casamigos hat. Yo, I did something today that I haven't done in a really, really, really, really, really long time. Didn't masturbate. Well, no. That's an everyday thing. The thing about me and meat.

No. You've got smoothie on your mustache. It's such a great, like, it's like a flavor saver. So it's like after I finish. It's so gross, though. We have to look at you, and you look like, you know, one of those professors that's been talking for hours and has white things on his face. Okay, good. I'm glad that's what you went with.

Yeah, I didn't go with anything gross. Anyway, I worked out today. Good for you, Donald. But not only did I work out, you haven't worked out in a long time time it's been a while man i was on that health kick and then i fell off around my birthday which was june 22nd for all of you who didn't know but for those of you wished me a happy birthday i love you thank you very much anyway i fell off right around that time and I haven't really worked out since then and have gained a few pounds. And I called a buddy of mine who is a straight-up Muay Thai fighter, and I was like, dude, will you train me?

And he was like, yeah, I'll fucking train you. And he came to the crib today, and he bought the pads, and he bought the freaking mitts, and know we lifted some weights but i got to freaking let out some of that aggression that i needed to yeah to some freaking and it's gonna happen four days a week or at least that's the plan and i've been playing a lot of tennis zach i miss you i miss you too look at you, you're all proud Drinking your smoothie When you do work out and you get to have that Celebratory smoothie, you feel good Oh yeah I miss you

I miss you too, man You're hanging out with all our friends Yeah, I am I'm watching you on freaking On Instagram, you got Carrie with you Yeah With Raiden. I saw you hanging out with Elvis, so that means

Amanda's around. Amanda's around. They're doing a really sweet, beautiful thing for Nick. The waitress, the show is coming back and they're doing a tribute to Nick after the curtain

call on the first show is September 2nd. Oh, uh, cause Nick originated, uh, one of the lead roles in the show, which is very beautiful and also extra sweet. They have this,

you know, waitresses about obviously a woman who makes amazing pies. I guess not obviously if you didn't know the plot, um, it's, that's part of the plot. She makes, she's an incredible,

uh, baker and they have all these funny names of her pies and, um, that, if you didn't know the plot. That's part of the plot. She's an incredible baker. And they have all these funny names of her pies that they not only have in the show, but they sell them in the lobby, small versions of it. Anyway, they made a Live Your Life pie for Nick. That's amazing.

I don't know if Sarah actually changed the dialogue and the lyrics to reflect that or if it's just like on the set or whatever but i'm gonna find out because i'm going um this will have already this will air way after this but i'm going um september 2nd nice that's that's wonderful so amanda's gonna be there opening night i'm going to be there uh i'm probably gonna sob as i uh cross under the marquee of the theater. Here's the thing, though. Everybody and anybody who's going to opening night anything has a choice on what they can see.

You chose Waitress, which is a hot ticket, apparently, on Broadway, right? It's a very hot ticket, but I also chose it because I like the show a lot and I like Sarah a lot, but also because Amanda's coming to town for this special tribute. For this special tribute, right. And so, you know, you have to be vaccinated, of course. I'm going to wear a mask, of course. But I'm really, really excited.

I mean, it's just Broadway's coming back. Broadway, you have to be vaccinated to go. You have to wear a mask, but it's time for Broadway to come back. And I swear I had a little cough Today I was like oh no Oh no that tastes like Delta That feels like Delta mucus

I don't have it though Let's get back to the show Very bizarre weird Episode Yeah Almost didn't fit the season Let's get back to the show. Very bizarre, weird episode. Yeah. Almost didn't fit the season. I know.

It was out of place. Definitely in a season. Listen, they can't all be home runs, Donald. I understand. Listen, the Mets, for example, they're not having a good season, I hear. I thought they were having a great season. Is it no longer a good season for them? I don't know. I just don't look up much, but I i used to hear about the mets because my father was their biggest fan and

uh i i saw on the interwebs the mets are not doing well i'm not a big baseball fan anymore for some reason maybe because my kid doesn't play it i don't know what it is but hey yeah i get it man this this was one of those episodes where you were like, it has a lot of really funny moments, but it's so bizarre. Let's get into it. Let's get into it. Five, six, seven, eight. I don't even know what the message behind this was. You got to hustle. It's a hustle episode.

The truth behind it is you go to extra mile with everything you do and you'll probably have a better result than if you just you know half-ass it or if you just hand it in you know what i mean like when you go that extra mile there's there there there there are big rewards at the end and, I guess so many people in life are going to do things half-assed, and are you going to separate yourself by going all out and going the, quote, extra mile? That was the episode. That's the premise.

And JD's trying to inspire. Everyone. Or I don't know. Yeah, inspiring, but also Cox, he's trying to say, hey, maybe there don't know. Yeah. Inspiring him, but also Cox. He's trying to like say, hey, maybe there's something I can teach you about being a doctor that you don't know that you can go the extra mile. And Cox is like, what? Just leave me the fuck alone.

And then little by little by the end, he's rehearsing the lines from Streetcar Named Desire with his patient. Right. I do remember being excited to make out maria menounos because so now let's i always thought yeah maria menounos is is and was a very beautiful woman still to this day um maria menounos is a very beautiful woman yes and she's a very good athlete she is yes what does she what sport is her sport? Well, she plays a lot of sports, actually.

She, you know, doing the circuit of celebrity games and stuff like that. I've played basketball with her. I've played football with her. And she's actually a very good athlete. Like, no bullshit aside, she, you know. She has a very particular laugh, as I recall't she yes it's very it's like something like that something like she's on howard stern a lot um yeah because he loves her and i think she's been with the same man for a very long time yes which must be frustrating for him because I think everyone probably shoots

their shot. Well, if you were to introduce me to her boyfriend, I wouldn't know what he looked like. And you're absolutely right. Anyway. So I always, is she still with her partner?

I imagine they are. Yeah. Yeah. Her and Kevin have been married since 2017. She's a very entertaining. If you listen to Howard Stern, they're always make, make for a good are. Yeah, her and Kevin have been married since 2017. She's very entertaining. If you listen to Howard Stern, they're always make for good radio. And yeah, so anyway, I didn't know why. I guess she was as popular as a TV presenter.

We call them in England. We call them a presenter. She was a very popular TV presenter. Wait, you're English now? No, but I couldn't think of the American word for it. Sorry, I'm losing my American English. A host? A hostess.

No, you know, like the entertainment tonight. Hi, I'm live with Donald Faison on the red carpet. A host. A host. A host. You dick. We call them presenters where I'm from. You're from the UK?

No, that is the term for it. And for some reason I thought, I also, I had to describe a fancy hotel the other day and I said posh. I said, you know, like a posh hotel. That's what they say. So sorry. Yeah, I've picked up a few words. I know English. I know old English.

It was funny when, so Keith,d is using keith as bait for women yes for women finally jd is now figured out his role in this he's like okay i'll be the third wheel because i live with elliot right but if there's this candy that's walking around right if i've got this hot fucking ken doll, let me use him as bait. He can't. He's already taken. He's got Elliot, right? So let me use him as a lure.

Him and his dynamite areolas. Let me throw him out into the bar and lure him back in. Elliot will then claim him and I'll get his dregs. Yes. And in this case, first of all,

great script written by Mark Stegman. Well, we just said it's a weird script, but we love Mark Stegman. I didn't, I, I, I, you know what?

You're right. I'm just saying five has been on such fire and I've been laughing the hardest out of any season. You didn't laugh that hard in this one? I had a couple, but it's a weird- I had quite a few. I had quite a few. Really? All right, well, let's talk about it.

I did not laugh at Kelly Ripa. I did not laugh at Kelly Ripa. I don't get Kelly Ripa the joke at all. No. It's meant to be like a, what do you slide slide in rip like that's a rip yeah that's a rip but what's the thing people say like when you diss them they go like that's a rip oh yeah kasha right right it's supposed to be right okay so i don't know it's a battle it's the in england we say no in england it's a flourish after an attack in Booyah. I don't know.

What would people say after your mama joke? Like, damn. Burn. Burn. It's like a burn. Burn. Burn is a good one. Well, booyah-ka-shah.

By the way, I passed a real rap spit game circle in Union Square the other day. A freestyle? What do you call that? Dude, you got to stop drinking. You passed a cypher. You got to stop. A cipher. A cipher.

I passed the cipher. You got to stop fucking drinking and shit, because you're starting to lose words. And I don't know, man. I never knew the word cipher. I never knew the word cipher before. I passed the cipher. Enter the cipher. With your lighter.

El Zaredi. Prepare for another one-nighter. Okay, that's boot camp. In in Union Square there was a cipher and I passed it I didn't go in and participate thank god I kind of wish you did now I have a question

I know I've kind of asked this before about rappers but are these men and women who are ciphering improvising or they've got some of these locked and loaded? Depends. A little bit of both.

I'd say a little bit of some people, some people, it's like a jazz musician. They, they go into a melody they love, but then they, then they dance over here. Exactly.

I got it. Wow. There's only so many ways to tell someone they're whack. So you're kind of just repeating the same things over and over eventually. Okay. Okay. Right. And you might have like a disc on a sneaker locked and loaded that you pull when someone's got whack sneakers.

Easy. Okay. I see what's going on. I could have participated in the cypher. No. No. It's just kind of cool. It's a very New York thing is tum's tumble across the cipher all right

so donald so anyway so i laughed so i laughed at i didn't get kelly i did laugh at the i mean i'm so cheap but there's a boner noise joke because of a mouth bar yeah i laughed at i laughed at turk and carla at the sex therapist and turk has sex with a skinless Carla. I laughed at that shit, and that's why they can't. He can't ever dream about having sex with her because it gets real freaky. And the last one was her being skinless. Yeah, that's real weird. I laughed at that. That's real weird.

All the surgeons are kissing Kelso's ass because they want to get this position, right? Yes. He wants somebody to dress up as a mascot for the fair. I was like, what the fuck? Sacred Heart, the most broke-ass hospital in all of hospitals, has a fair? And we have a mascot?

And his name is Mr. Prick? And his name is Mr. Prick. What? That was crazy to me. And then what was the monster truck thing? I didn't understand the monster truck thing. How's JD going the extra mile for his patient? Because she broke her hip and left her truck double parked. So that old lady, that's her monster truck.

And JD was moving it for her. But then he said, but wait, I have so many questions. That's her monster truck, but that she double parked. But then he says that she broke her hip falling out of the monster truck? Yeah, because it's so high up. They're tall. Okay. Now, JD.

Do you remember the monster truck? No, I don't remember most of this episode at all. Have you ever seen a monster truck run over a car, go over a car? No, I've never been to one of those things they have it like, rah, rah, rah, rah, the Staple Center. Right. I did a movie with Eli Craig. He's Sally Field's son.

And he directed this movie called Little Evil. And there was a scene in it with a giant fucking monster truck right right right and i just remember i just remember thinking holy shit first of all what the the tame shit that they did on in the episode of scrubs where it just kind of rolls over the thing and crushes the car yeah it's tame to what these things can do. These things take off so fucking fast and jump so fucking high. You went to a show? No, man.

We freaking were in Cleveland. This is how I know so much about Cleveland food. We were filming this movie in Cleveland. Me, Evangeline Lilly, Adam Scott, a bunch of people were filming a movie, and this was in the scene. So we're in the hood, and it's a freaking hood like

there were gunshot we're filming at this abandoned church clancy brown's in it there's gunshots all type of shit from the neighborhood while we're filming but one scene is us breaking into this church uh with uh a monster truck and it has to jump over a car, and it doesn't. And when I say this motherfucker took off down the street, I was so afraid that the thing was going to veer off and hit into homes, which were right next door. These things fly, Zach. And I mean fly. Right.

Have you ever seen? You've never seen? I've only seen the commercials for the things that I guess you take your kids to. Dude, I thought Bigfoot was like one of those slow rolling cars that goes. That thing is like. And it's an impact. Dude, that shit had me. I laughed so hard.

That's cool. I guess they take kids to those things, right? Who goes to a monster truck show? It's for kids, right? I mean, or adults. Kids and dads. Dads and kids. Oh, yeah.

Get ready. All right. Monster, monster, monster. Get ready. monster truck show it's for kids right i mean or adults and dads dads and kids oh yeah it's a thing yeah all right monster monster monster get ready and bigfoot is here not only is bigfoot here but he will go up against monster monster yeah i can imagine that being entertaining for all of 10 minutes well yeah after you see the first jump, the second jump, you're like, okay, that thing jumps. But that thing, I mean, when I say air, dude, I don't mean little air. I mean, it catches, it looks dangerous, man.

It looks so dangerous. And the cars are light and flimsy and stuff like that. They're not freaking heavy trucks. It's just like a gassed up thing on big ass tires. All right. So listen, everyone's, all the surgeons are kissing Kelso's ass. Yes.

And Todd took Kelso's son to the local steam bath. To meet men. To meet men. Now, last we heard about Kelso's son, he was, had a musical that was doing well based on Dr. Dad. And he was hooking up with the actor

playing his father. Yes. Now I think it's safe to assume that the relationship fell apart. I think it ended. It fell apart, yes. Because now Todd is escorting him to Steam Baths.

He's wingman. He's being a wingman, as the Todd should. He's wingman. It's safe to assume that Todd is also probably hooking up with the men in the steam bath. Absolutely, yes. Steam bath, I guess, is a place that men hook up with each other? But can I ask you a question?

Why is it the steam bath? Does it open up? I think it's sexy. You're sweaty. No, your anus doesn't relax. It's just that you're- Okay, that was my question. Where could men congregate and be semi-nude and not have issues back in the day?

A bathhouse. Right. Back in the day. And so now there's just a long history of it, and it just never went away. My friend who's straight- It does sound so relaxing, though. It's like, oh, you know, I'm going to go to the bathhouse. I'm going to get a massage,

get my anus touched a little. Like, I feel like... Well, my friend was once in a normal gym, not a gay meet-up spot, and he's straight. And a guy turned to him in the steam room and said,

I got one of those steam room boners. And my friend, my friend in the street said, well, I got to get going. I got to get going. Well, I'll leave you to it. I gotta get going well I'll leave you to it I'll leave you to it the guy took a shot though man

yeah well fuck it why not dude why not go for yours go for yours I got a steam room boner I mean it's a big shot to take. I mean, you know, my wife. It was like a 24-hour fitness or something. It wasn't like it was like a steam place called Ass, Ass, Ass.

Right. My wife tells me I am too nice nice a lot uh because of how i i treat strangers like i'll you know the handyman will be open i'll be like yo you got to come check out my animation i know she told me the story you gotta you gotta check it you have to tell the story you can't cut this story though okay she's like you gotta check like this is how i am i can't help it and i show people like my animation because i'm really proud of it so poor handyman the poor handyman is just trying to fix the shit all i want to do is fix the donald's like come into my animation room let me show you what i did and so they're sitting there they're like oh wow that's great cool right I was selling a car, and I had a gentleman, somebody who sells cars.

I had him come through to check out the car. And me being me, I was like, dude, you got to come check out my animation room. He goes, oh, absolutely. Let's check it out yeah i take him to the animation room and i'm literally showing him animation and he's like oh my god that's so interesting that's great wow and then he kisses me and i was like oh shit i said dude i was like listen i was like listen please don't sexually harass me in my own house. Please don't. You know what I mean?

Please don't. A reasonable response. Please don't do that. And he goes, well, shit, man. You said come to your animation room. Maybe that's code. Maybe that's code. He was like, who the fuck invites you into an animation room?

This guy thought you were being wild. I'm not going to lie. That's kind of what I was thinking. Oh, my God. That story. By the way, you want to come inside? I got some animations I want to show you. How did it end?

You're standing there. You've just kissed. Then what happened? He was like, I'm so sorry. He was like, I thought that you were coming on to me in your animation room. And I was like no man i'm sorry i i'm nearly into stop motion animation i just wanted to i was really proud of it i wanted to show you my uh animation i was proud of you and i was like and he was like and he was like so

i was like yeah you should go oh my so awkward. Where do you go from there? Did he buy the car? Yeah, he sold the car for me too. Hey. There you go. Owen. And at a profit at that too. Okay.

Well, he turned things around. Yes. He probably just assumed like no adult is going to ask me to come see his animation right come into my animation room this is clearly code for let's virk right let's hook up yeah he probably thought that was like your cover for your wife like yeah i'm into animation yeah my wife wasn't home too what did your wife say to this she started started laughing. She was like, dude, what the fuck do you expect? You invited him into your animation room.

What you trying to get into? That's what he was thinking. That's what he was thinking? He was like, I know, what's up? And then you're like, here's the dick. And he was like, you honor me. All right. Now listen.

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Very good pratfall. Pratfall. Even though you didn't fall. I hit that plexi hard. Yeah, but you did hit the plexi very hard. And you played the, I'm, my equilibrium's off very well too.

It's hard to, you know, we talked about this in the pilot. It's hard to hit glass. Yes. Because it's very hard to not, the other side see the brain the human brain try to stop you from hitting your face on glass yes now because it's a stunt they change it to plexi but it doesn't really change the trick to your brain that you're about to hit your brain

doesn't know it it your brain, but it's still an impact. Your brain's expecting. The real trick is to not wince. Good luck. So I'd like to pat myself on the shoulder because that hit was nice. It was almost like you didn't see the glass and you just ran into it.

Turk, you're number fourth on the list of surrogates. I didn't think you were so low. I thought Todd was one.. I thought Todd was one. We all thought Todd was one. And we learned his last name, which is Quinlan. Yeah. Now, our writer, we had a Tad Quinlan, very talented writer.

So a lot of the people on that board of the names are funny versions of people on our show, writers or crew members. Like Franklin Godbetter was a second assistant director. I think he's written as Gut Butter on that board. And there's some others. But Turk, I didn't know that you were number four. Why are you calling me Turk, JD? I don't know. I'm just a little bit let down

donald that your character was number four on the list like i would have thought you were better well i would i thought turk was better also until i would have assumed you were two he still gets the job at the end of the day bro okay so todd comes around the corner and he's wearing his garage door opener on his waist. Yes. So this is the man that is the best surgeon in the hospital. Second best surgeon. Oh, to the Asian gal. What's her name? She's not around, no.

I know, but we've established. She's not on the show anymore, but we did establish that she's the best. I guess we're establishing. No, we said that Todd was the best surgeon. On the board, it's her name first. Yes, obviously. But it doesn't track because Dr. Wynn says that Todd was the best surgeon. On the board, it's her name first. Yes, obviously. But it doesn't track because Dr. Wynn says that Todd, at one point back in the day, was the best surgeon. Yeah, and all of a sudden, Dr. Wynn's back.

What the hell's going on here? Oh, Bonnie Chang is the character name. Yes. And she's number one. Now, you're four. Todd is two, and he's wearing his garage door opener. I guess we just established that Todd is two and he's wearing his garage door opener I guess we just established that Todd is so dumb in all areas But the one thing that he's truly gifted at is surgery Yes, that is it

And maybe sex too He might be Well, we don't really ever learn if he's a good lover We just know that he's a horny man Yes I don't think it's ever revealed. Do you think he crash and burns more nights than often? What do you mean crash and burns?

Like, he seems like the type of person that every night he's like, who am I going to get? How many people can I get with? Yeah, I think he's a sex addict. He's a sex addict. For sure. He has to have an ejaculation. And it could be with anyone.

It could be old, young, man, woman. Yeah. Even there is some implication he's open to bestiality. Yeah, like monkey. Where is said monkey? Yes. Somebody's going to write in and be like, your bestiality jokes. No, we do not condone bestiality on the show.

All we're here to do is recount jokes that Bill Lawrence wrote many years ago. And laugh at those jokes, too. We're not laughing at bestiality. We're laughing at the jokes that he wrote. Do not listen to this show and think that we are condoning monkey sex. Oh boy. Somebody's pulling out a nice piece of loose leaf paper right now and

licking a pin. Dear fake doctors, real friends. Care of fake doctors, real friends. Dear I heart. Care of fake doctors, real friends. So Doug left his corpse by the vending machine. Doug loses a corpse. But that's after Carla loses a patient. Right.

And I like when Maria Menudo, sorry, this is going back, but I did laugh at this when she goes, you have the cutest hair. And I go, these old rags. And then my hair is really weird for a chunk of this episode. I don't know what's going on. Was it a haircut? Yeah, I did notice that. I wrote it down.

Did you get a haircut or something? No, just something was too crazy. Whatever was going on with the hair that day, I was like, what? No one, everyone let me wear my hair like this I look like I'm an insane person it looked weird Maria Menounos likes it well she liked the

I think it was a haircut because your hair changed also during the episode like four times why doesn't your wife A recognize your voice in the mascot costume? I don't know. That I don't know. I love the fact that she said,

though, I have a husband. He's big and black. That made me right then and there. I was like, yep, that's right. That's what Casey says to people? That's what Casey says when dudes run up on her, and they be like, hey, baby, how you doing? She be like, motherfucker, I got a husband.

He's big and black, and he will fuck you up. Yeah. And then I come up. You're all worked up because you had your Thai Bo class. It might not be right now, but in a few months, I'll be in fighting shape uh you're you listen we've all seen you do it you just you just you just the second you get statuesque you then decide to fall off it's like you're like a you're like a what do you call it a yo-yo yeah this time it's not good for you by the way It's not good for your health I've been doing it my whole life though

Yeah well The janitor is stealing Cafeteria trays To build a shed Out of trays I don't understand what's going on I thought that was hilarious He's building a shed with lunch trays

Why? Why not? And then he also wears a cup Because he's constantly hitting the nuts i did not know it must be randall right no randall only attacks me but doesn't the janitor knock on his groin in this episode joel or am i mixing it up with no you're not wrong at all he says i get hit down there more than he thought after carla elbows him in in the nads. Right. There you go. Maybe it's because he works with Randall so much.

That's what I said. No, I'm saying maybe you're right. I want to know why the janitor tells a story about finding a head and then putting it in a locker. And then coming back, forgetting that he put it in the locker, coming back the next day, finding the head and be like holy shit there's a head but there were also rats

yeah then he ran up to the roof and he threw the head yeah and it was on its way to crash into kelso's car went out of nowhere a hawk yeah in the middle of a city yeah comes out of nowhere and grabs the head and takes off before it could land in Kelso's car. I don't know. It's so fucked up. I mean, like I think Neil's just clearly improvising like this whole thing.

There was no way that was written. Right. This is one of those examples where we told you about where sometimes Bill would just say, and then I don't know, Neil makes up a story. I think Neil just made up a whole story about a corpse's head

and how it got stolen by a hawk. But there's a callback at the end of the show. What happens at the end of the show? I forgot. He's like, she's like, he's like,

you knew the hawk story wasn't real. She's like, yeah. Oh, okay. Because probably Bill was like, that's funny, but we can't act like that's a real story there's no way the janitor can be hiding heads and then tossing them off the roof the fuck out of here

um now the bald head thing do you think those people agreed to be background performers and agreed to shave their heads? I'm sure there's an extra fee for doing something like that. Because I had a bald cap on, obviously, but that costs a lot of time and money to do that. And they did a very good job, obviously. I'm sure they weren't going to do that to everybody. So I imagine they just put out a casting call saying, hey. Extra money if you're willing to shave your head bald, right? Either.

Yeah, I'm sure of it because they have all of them have hair during the episode up until. Maybe Granny was already bald. I don't know. Wasn't I in a bald cap another time when I was a Hari Krishna? Yes. Well, I was a Hare Krishna? Yes. Or that was a fantasy, I think. You were also in a bald cap when you were getting your brain. Michael J. Fox was in your brain. Well, it's cool to see yourself in a bald cap to know that it's maybe not the best look for you.

Well, you can't necessarily say because you have all of this hair on top of your head that they're flattening down to put the ball cap on so it's not necessarily a accurate representation i don't know but i think it tells me i don't think that i would look good with a crew cut like i wouldn't look good with hair as short as yours i mean you don't know until you try it I've never tried it Should I try it? It's very long now my hair Look No dude

It is long I wouldn't try it You have a lovely head of hair You're very lucky My gal likes it long That's why I keep it longer Yeah It's very Han Solo-ish

When your hair is long It's very Luke Skywalker Do you pay attention to your woman's Input on your beard and hairstyle? Yeah, she told me to shave my head today, so I'm going to do that after I'm done with my writer's role. Okay. Daniel, do you pay attention to, does Stephanie weigh in? Oh, yes.

And what does she say? Does she say, hey, bring it down a notch, or hey? She'll comment on stuff like, I can't see your lips. Oh. Yeah, that's not good good you need to get a haircut yeah you got to keep that kind of thing you got to keep the lips out donald you do but it's such you know as my hair stops growing up here and starts growing more ferociously down here it's like a day or two in between when it's perfectly over my lips and then too much and it's you know i could shave every day for sure but it's a delicate do you think bald men are more apt to grow beards because they're proud that they can

grow facial hair elsewhere i can't grow either dude so it's like your beard looks pretty good you say with hair and beard you have one little cliff claven patch over there but one yeah i think it looks good not as full as daniel you could be in like a beard ad thank you yeah daniel you should see it back in the day i used to have a a extremely fierce beard oh my goodness donald you know they have a spray you could you could fill in those uh patches they also have a dick that you can put in your mouth. Oh, my. What the fuck? Whoa. What? What the fuck?

They stopped selling those. Remember? It was like an infomercial. Ron Popeil. Was it Ron Popeil? I don't know, but it looked like literally, I think there was even a ball inside the aerosol cans that shaked the shit up.

It sounded like you were taking spray paint and you were about to tag up, but you just did it on the back of your head. I remember that shit, yeah. But I remember the infomercial. I was always impressed with how real it looked. Okay, so I know people that do it. Have you seen it, though, when you run into people and they got the makeup across to

create the hairline it's like a it's drawn in and colored i once dated a gal who i guess wore so much tanning cream that uh she left a like an imprint of her whole body on the on the sheets oh wow like you could see like the outline was it it was tanning cream or like it was like what she did she put like a tinted bronzer i don't know it's not a spray tan because spray tan wouldn't come off this was like an outline of a it was like goldfinger, you know, it was like an outline of a... Okay. That's crazy. Let's take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words. When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful.

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voices unite, and together, you know how we do, we create magic. Listen to Across Generations podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. A lot of people have been hitting me up about my uh smoking weed yeah people are concerned which i appreciate thank you very much but people are like your brain activity man it's going to come to a halt if you keep smoking the

weed and like i'm like dude your brain activity is gonna come yeah like like just all types it already has dude i came up with the most amazing uh nickname for you and you're telling me my brain has come to a halt my brain you're saying that're saying that weed can have affected your brain because you came up with twat ears? It's the best nickname I've ever heard in my life. That is like...

And then dick tongue? Come on. Do you want to see what the nice people at Sideshow Collectibles sent my girlfriend? Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god. They're not a sponsor. They're not a sponsor. Donald my God. By the way, they're not a sponsor. They're not a sponsor. Donald, stop.

I was doing an Avengers thing. They're not a sponsor, but Sideshow Collectibles, if you're into all things geek, like these three, they make really cool figurines of all your favorite heroes and really cool all sorts of Marvel things and all sorts of Star Wars things. And they've been very nice to me over the years. Because they know I like geeky stuff.

They sent Donald and I. They sent Baby Yoda, Grogu. They sent us Grogu. What did they send to Florence? Oh, it's beautiful. It's the Black Widow symbol in the necklace. It's the Black Widow necklace covered in rocks. Damn.

I think I'm going to wear it. Covered in rocks. I'm going to wear it. Don, would you wear that? Yeah, dude. Freaking. Yeah, dude. You know what's up with me and bling bling?

Have any of you guys seen Free Guy? It looks funny. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it yet. Because you don't go to the movie. You're not trying to mess with the movie theaters, are you? No, I'm not.

Because of that delta? Yo, dude, I watched a fight last night, and the arena was packed. You know, all of the sporting events that are happening right now, the arenas are packed. The stadiums are packed. And we're talking about 1,000 people dying a day. Like, you know, I'm trying to stay away from that. I don't want that Delta, man.

I know people that got that shit that are vaccinated, and they say it was not fun. I do not want that shit. I'm not trying to get that Delta either. I live next to a movie theater, though. Sometimes I think I'll just mask up and go there, but I don't know. I went to the movie theater twice. It was okay.

I bought three seats, though, so that no one could sit on either side of us. And so we did our own blocking, and then we just masked up the whole time. I invested in one of those face shields to keep my eyes safe. Because that's how, you know. Did you eat in the theater? Did you take masks down to eat? I brought a water with a straw. So you could just, you know.

It's not 100%. But I get thirsty. I got to have at least a water. Got to hydrate. Charlotte Lawrence is playing the governor's ball, which is a very big deal for her. Wow. I don't know if I'm trying to go to the Governor's Ball, or if they're even going to have the Governor's Ball, which is, for those of you

who don't know, is a huge festival in New York that they have. It's outdoors, right? It is. You should go, dude. At the very least, that. You could observe from a distance. I'm not trying to get in a mosh pit from a distance feel that yeah from a distance all right well we had a guest today but um he's a doctor um and i joelle can't

get in touch with him so we assume that he is doctoring which is which is which happens what doctors do Daniel do you want to tell us there goes

my hero Daniel do you want to tell us how your Twitch stream is going lately just so we have a few extra minutes sure it's going great. Have you gotten any boosts now that everybody knows it's EPS?

Yeah, we're plugging you a lot. Did you get any extra? Yes, significantly. Oh, really? Why are you bearing the fucking lead? Is that why you're wearing a gold chain? I'm just kidding. Oh, this little thing?

No, I mean, the thing thing is when it comes to twitch significant jumps are like having zero to one person to five people to having 10 people to having 20 to having 50 to having 100 to having like 500 and a thousand so like are you at pewdiepie level yet not quite a pewdiepie level yet but we my goal. We were chilling with about 100 people last night. Wow! Donald! And Donald didn't even try to look. Donald, you gotta look. Next time he goes live in Texas, I'm gonna tell you

you're gonna see this dude in action. I will. I'll be live on Wednesday. I'll be live on Wednesday. I got a green screen now, too. Is he up there going like this and shit? Do you remember the Jimmy Fallon? Do you remember the Jimmy Fallon? Jimmy Fallon did a funny sketch on SNL, which I always thought was accurate if you've ever gone to a radio station,

where off the air, the celebrity comes in. He's like, hey, welcome. Hey, where are you, Donald? Thanks for coming in. We're going to have a good time. And we're just going to talk about stuff. OK, here we go. We're going live.

And then he hits the live button. He goes, hey! Do-be-do-da! Do-be-do-da! What's up, man? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? we're just going to talk about stuff. Okay, here we go. We're going live. And then he hits the live button. And he goes, hey! And he's like, and then he goes, okay, we're going back. We're after break.

And he goes, hey man, you having fun? You having a good time? And I feel like Daniel, when he's in character doing his mukbang. I love that that's the one stream you caught when I just happened to be eating dinner on stream. I'm telling you, if you want to watch Daniel on Twitch, don't just wait till he's done eating. You can tune in like 15 minutes because he's edging you.

If he starts at 6 o'clock, come in at 63030 because he's probably going to be muckbanging before that. Yeah, there's a half hour of muckbang edging. Good times. When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful. That's where The Bright Side comes in. A new daily podcast from Hello Sunshine that's bringing you a daily dose of joy. I'm Danielle Robay. And I'm Simone Boyce. Listen, both Danielle and I are reporters. We've covered the news and we know the world can feel heavy.

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What game are you playing, Daniel? Still playing a little bit of everything. Still playing Super Mario Odyssey, which has been so much fun. Playing Rocket League. I've been playing a lot more games that involve the stream, that involve playing with other people. There's social deception games. There's a game that's like telephone mixed with Pictionary called Gardic Phone.

It's really fun. That's interesting. I would have thought you played more of like so you're twitching with games that are a little bit outside the box I thought a lot of people play with like first person shooters and yeah I mean that I you know I like to be a variety streamer I like to stream a whole bunch of different stuff um and I really do enjoy you know engagement with other people it's I don't like solo games as much. And that's actually why I started a segment so that I actually play the single-player games

I haven't beat yet. Because I would just never finish them. I would never finish them ever. So I had to make a segment for it. But I really like playing with other people. That's the best part to me. Donald, we should do a Twitch stream. Where we just rub lotion all over each other?

No, it doesn't have to be sexual. They ask me every stream. It doesn't have to be sexual, Donald. And I don't want to be a part of a Twitch stream. Where we just rub lotion all over each other? They ask me every stream. It doesn't have to be sexual, Don. And I don't want to be a part of a Twitch stream. Well, why don't we play a game? No, you're thinking of OnlyFans. Why can't we do a... Which reverse course like right away. Hell yeah, they did.

That guy is an idiot. What an idiot. I had just masturbated and was shaming myself. I said, I'm going to never do an OnlyFans again. But then I wanted to bust another nut, and I was like, I need OnlyFans. That was some meme I sent Donald. It was something to the effect of OnlyFans owner cancels porn in the 30 seconds after he ejaculated. And he felt the shame of what he just watched i'm not doing it justice but it was a funny meme but i mean that's so true though that's

the only time that's the only time in my life where i'm like where i'm like i'm a dirty dirty boy you're disgusted with yourself you throw'm a dirty boy. You throw the phone across the room. Just go. We call that post-nut clarity. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Do not. Yeah, that's gross.

That's gross. Right. What if our Twitch was playing a game together Donald, like Sorry or Parcheesi Does it have to be No man, I don't want to play fucking Parcheesi It could be whatever you want Hey, no one's streaming Clue

The four of us should play Clue There's a reason nobody's streaming Clue We would do hella numbers Tim Curry made it so that nobody could do that shit Tim Curry Tim Curry is the best Clue in Star that shit, man. Tim Curry is the best clue in Star Wars. We're not trying to fucking remake the movie, ass neck. Listen for two seconds.

20 years. Daniel, is there a way for... How would the four of us Twitch stream a game of Clue? I would like to do this. Oh my God, let's do it. I want to do it too. If I can find an online... I'm going to be Colonel Mustard.

That's perfect. If we can find an online version, we can all do it too. I'm going to be Colonel Mustard. That's perfect. If we can find an online version, we can all play it together. If not, we could have one person controlling the board and everybody on here saying what they want to do. We could give the money to charity or something, but do you think people would come and throw money at it like they do when you're on the pole?

Yes. People are begging. Every single stream. Do you know how to play Clue? Yeah, man. You freaking ask a bunch. Every single stream. Do you know how to play, Clue? Yeah, man. You freaking ask a bunch of questions while you're going around the board. No, you go around the room and you have the cards. And you know what cards are not in the secret envelope because you're holding them, right? Right.

But you don't know what your other players have. So you say, I think it may be colonel mustard in the kitchen with the rope and then another player will give you the card if they have one of them and the second the second no one gives you any card you know that must be what's in the secret envelope and you want got it i i vaguely remember how to play clue let's Let's play. You want to do Clue? How about Chutes and Ladders? I'm good at that game. Chutes and Ladders

is boring. Clue is fun, though. How about Settlers of Catan? No, that's too long. Zach's not ready for Settlers. I'm trying to think of... I think Clue would have some opportunities for humor. Okay. I'm trying to think of I think Clue would have some opportunities for humor Okay I'm into it I would rather play video games

But yeah I know but there's no video game we can play I know what we can do Let's get on fucking the fucking Oculus and go at it No we go on Halo Into one of those rooms where it's just the four of us And we try and kill each other No let's do that with GTA

Or the best game ever Red Dead Redemption 2 of those rooms where it's just the four of us and we try and kill each other. No, let's do that with GTA or the best game ever, Red Dead Redemption 2. Look how excited Daniel is. I don't have a current system set up, although I'm getting an Xbox One, I think. Oh! Sick.

Do you know the new flight simulator that they put out? Someone did an aftermarket mega rig. Alan, you're going to love this. Did we talk about this already? No. I think you mentioned wanting to do it, but we didn't talk about it in detail. My sister-in-law works for Xbox, and she told me she's going to help me get that rig.

Microsoft doesn't make it. It's like an aftermarket thing, but someone made a full-on cockpit. Tell her I got the fucking VR stuff already. Yeah, but y'all are too loyal to PS. You need to get with Xbox. I'm not on no PS. I'm not on fucking no PS. I got Xbox, bro, and Nintendo, yo.

All right, guys, that's our show. Listen, we love you. Sorry we didn't have a guest, but the good news is that that doctor, I imagine, in my glass half full way, is currently saving someone's life. Amen. Good hero. Love that.

If you want to be a caller on the show, you go to Joelle. You're going to go to ScrubsEyeHeart at gmail.com. ScrubsEyeHeart at gmail.com. ScrubsEyeHeart at gmail.com. Not only, you don't have to worry about just asking a Scrubs question. You could say, hey, I have an insane thing that happened to me, and I want to share it with you. Okay? Like that couple, that weird couple that we love so much. They're not weird.

That different couple. They're not different. What do you want me to call them? All right, let me start over. Like that couple whose sexual escapades we enjoyed hearing so much that was i i truly want to check back in with them yes joelle let's have them back on the line okay and um hey yeah please write in joelle i i think i'd like to start a new segment called You're Not Gonna Believe What Fucking Happened To Us. And then you tell us an insane story. I love this section already. Let's go.

It's kind of like Donald getting a handy while trying to sell a card to an animation guy. I didn't get a handy, dude. He freaking tried to kiss me. True or false, you got a handy. Did not get it handy. You were like, this is so wrong.

This is so wrong. This is so right. It's only wrong until it's right, Donald. On that note, we love you all. I saw in the back of a truck, be kind, be careful,

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