Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 524: My Transition
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Guys, we are back. We are so excited. It is season two of your favorite New Girl Rewatch podcast.
We have got a new season. We got a new name. We've got some of your favorite people from the New Girl Universe.
We've got the creator and showrunner, Liz Merriwether. We got the Max Greenfield, Olivia Munn.
We also have some of your least favorites, like Jake Johnson.
Oh, Lauren.
Hannah, what's up?
We do have Jake Johnson, though.
Yeah.
Listen to the mess around on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your
podcasts. We never opened the show with Casey Cobb.
This is very exciting.
Well, you know, now I have to come up here and make sure my husband's all set up and
everything's ready.
Yep, you do.
You do.
You're like his momager.
I know. I know.
Wait, the mic, let me make sure the mic is connected.
You're like his momager, you're his Chris Jenner.
Yeah, I even play him like this.
Test, test, test.
That's not a good test, Donald.
Nobody likes that.
Nobody likes that.
Nobody's testing your regular speaking volume
and not at your peak level.
Yes. Hi, level. Yes.
And Casey, how are you?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm just checking, make sure he's all set up.
I plugged in the computer for him.
Yeah.
And I'm shocked.
I did that shit myself.
I did it yesterday.
102 PM.
Word!
Casey, 102 PM for Donald is very nice.
Thank you for that.
Yep.
Wait, what'd he say?
I do what I do. What'd he say? 102 for you is very nice. Thank you for that. Yep. Wait, what'd he say? I do what I do.
What'd he say?
102 for you is very nice.
Versus 112.
He's so mad.
I don't know.
The fans can't see how mad his face is.
All right, we gotta start the show, Casey.
We love you.
Bye.
Bye, Casey.
Bye.
What does he mean by 102?
You got on at 102, my God.
Hi.
Oh, I was on way before that.
Y'all didn't let me in the motherfucking room.
I was on hold.
Way before that, Donald,
I have the participant list right here.
Yeah, don't lie to Danil.
Danil could eat a dick.
He's been freaking hanging out
with these new girl motherfuckers a little too much now.
There it is, There it is.
There it is.
And now, now all of a sudden, now all of a sudden, Danil all uppity.
They treat me better over there.
They treat me, I get fucking, they send me gift baskets.
Look at Danil.
Do they send you gift baskets?
But Zoe sent us really great box of chocolates.
Oh, Donald, we're not sending them enough shit.
You gave us checks.
You gave us checks.
Hello?
I know, but do you want that weird Batman thing I showed you?
I can give you that.
Nobody wants that weird Batman shit.
I will legitimately take it.
What are you going to do with it?
They're collectible statues.
What are you going to do with it?
Don't mention what it is because
I don't want to just I don't want to dis anybody but I feel like too well could find a home
for it she's a collector of of this sort of memorabilia truly it'll go great on my bookshelf
with all my other cool collectibles yes okay no I just started getting into this code oh
god yes first of all one yes but that's not what I was talking about. I'm really
starting to get into these Mezco 112 action figures. They're high in action figures. They're
so freaking dope. They don't have any Star Wars yet, but they have this thing called Rumble Society and Gomez and they do all
of the DC and Marvel characters and their costumes but but it's like like
Wolverine's outfit is made out of leather and like it's and they're six
inches so you could put them into all of your six inch diorama. If you are an action figure collector, that is anyway.
It is fire.
So are you can you use them for animating or they just for decoration?
Well, for a lot of people, it's for decoration.
For me, it's for animation.
Do they have Yelena from Black Widow?
I just posted them in the chat.
If you want to check Marvel definitely has
doesn't look like they do. Marvel definitely has a bunch of things, but I've never seen...
I don't see it. Well, then I'm not shopping there.
I love you guys. Hi, fans. Hi, listeners. Thank you for joining us. As always,
we appreciate the time that you give us. You tune in, you could be tuning into one of nine
quadrillion podcasts and you choose us.
And we genuinely thank you for that.
I hope that we are worthy.
I hope that we're as good as the new girl podcast
produced by Joelle and Danelle.
How's that going guys?
Everybody getting along over there?
Any infighting?
It's been really lovely.
Just swimming.
I think you know they're just kind people
and they're excited for their show.
You're cutting in and out, Joelle, just so you know.
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
It's a very sweet experience.
Joelle, the-
It sounds like-
What she said came through though.
No, well, it sounded like a lot, oh,
well, cause on our side, it sounded like a lot of gibberish just now. It sounded like a lot of- Yeah, this is what- It sounded like a lot. Oh, well, because on our side, it sounded like
a lot of gibberish. Yeah, this is a lot of it sucks over there. They don't. Yeah, they
they're still fresh. They haven't been broken yet. They don't give me water with the breakup.
Yeah, Donald's right with the breakup of your sound. What came out was it sucks over there. I'm not happy. And bangs are lame.
That's what I heard. That's all I heard. That's what I heard.
That's what I heard. That's what I'm talking about. That's what
I'm talking about. Yes.
Now I have a question right off the bat, Donald. I've seen
clueless before. I don't remember you horseback riding.
That's in clueless? Yes there was
a television show. Oh the television show version because Scrubs Wiki is trying
to say that we stole this from Clueless and I'm like this wasn't in Clueless. It
was in Clueless a television show something very similar. So this is the
season finale of season five and the only thing that comes to mind, Donald,
is we still have no plan for what happens when we finish this darn show.
We're enjoying this, the fans are enjoying this, we're flying through, we're gonna be
on season six, you're gonna be naked in the fetal position on the floor crying when we
get to season eight. You know what, I don't think I'm gonna cry, but I do think we get to season eight.
You know what, I don't think I'm gonna cry,
but I do think we need to hurry up
and get our shit together and figure out
what we're gonna do next.
Yeah, because look, if you do a normal interview
celebrities shit, you need a booker.
Like you gotta hire,
because I'm not trying to like call everyone
in my phone book and beg people.
My phone book isn't that thick.
I only know a few people. I know you. Yeah, and I'm already on the show. Yeah, you know what I mean? So it's like,
you know, what are we gonna do, dawg? What are we gonna do? You could get Dule Hill. I'll hit up Dule.
We could totally do a psyched Scrubs crossover. The fans are asking for it. You know what I mean?
I've never watched an episode of Psyched. I'm not gonna lie though.
I haven't either. I haven't either. But it does feel a bit, and I don't mean to diss
Psych fans or anyone involved with Psych. It does feel like whomever created it was a fan
of Scrubs.
Shots fired?
Yeah, I feel like that was shots fired.
I didn't mean for that to be shots fired. I'm sure there's a psych.
I'm sure there's a actually when I ran into Dulé Hill at the airport, I was like,
you got to do a podcast. We're having so much fun doing it. And and I bet your psych fans would love it.
And I was there. I was there trying to convince Dulé to do a psych rewatch.
Dulé, I mean, I bought him a mimosa.
Yeah, you know how I love Dulé, man. That's a very classy thing to do.
Well listen, I ran into him in the lounge and I said, I'm going to be getting a mimosa
at Doulaise Hill. Would you like one? And he said, as a matter of fact, Zach Braff,
I would.
Nice.
So I went and got that man a mimosa.
I like that. I also love the fact that we talk about, we brought it back around, we're
talking about Dule Hill again. I missed this conversation. I missed us
talking about the talents of this man. Did you know that Dule is one of the
best tap dancers in the world? In the world? Well I saw, when I was a young person,
there was a Broadway show called The Tap Dance Kid. I believe Alfonso- Ribero, yes.
Ribera originated the role,
and then I believe Dulé held took over.
I'm not sure where, I think either Dulé did the travel,
or I'm not sure, but Savion took over.
I think Savion Glover took over for Alfonso Ribero.
And then I built,
but Dulé is definitely-
Who were the young men who played the tap dance kid? I think, but Dule is definitely, Dule is definitely. Who were the young men
who played the tap dance kid?
I think Dule did it on Broadway, maybe after Savion.
Well, he was definitely in the group of young talented.
So the musical, all I remember from the musical,
of course, is that it involved,
the premise involved a young child.
Oh, has such great music in that.
A young child who was an incredible tap dancer.
Now I don't remember any of the music.
Such great music.
And you know what else I remember?
You know what else I remember?
What?
Their big stunt, because musicals back in the day,
if you were going to be on Broadway,
you had to have like a crazy set or you had to.
What was the stunt?
Nowadays, there's often more minimal,
but the Roosevelt Island cable car
goes down across the whole stage.
And it was a big wow moment in their set.
They had some great music in that show.
I've even put some of it in rhymes, like parts of it.
They had one song called Class Act about how the mom, the dad, and the uncle had this dope dance team back in the day that was real fire and
they used to, you know, do all of this dancing, but obviously something happened and now they
don't dance anymore and the dad's more serious and they've got all real jobs.
But the song was like, we've got a class act.
It's a well-known fact you can tell by the swell clientele we attract
Dipsy and me and daddy makes three
Okay, then there was also dancing is everything
Dancing is
Having fun. I'm tired of these fucking tap dance kid songs.
Anyway, Joelle, did you find the trivia out?
Alfonso Ribeiro did the original Broadway cast,
Dula Hill did the national touring company two years later.
Okay. Thank you. It's the season five finale, everybody.
What a segue. Now that's a segue.
Five, six, 7, 8.
So let's get into the television for these shows.
I will respectfully say Zoom Zoom Zoom was an awesome joke.
It came out of nowhere.
First of all.
I think the Hyundai people are fine
with us mentioning a different car
in terms of how it relates to scrubs.
Okay, well Zoom Zoom Zoom was an awesome joke.
I remember because the song was so catchy.
Well at the time we were doing this, it was everywhere.
It was their big campaign.
Yeah.
And it was their jingle.
Zoom Zoom Zoom.
But there was like so many versions of it.
There was like Zoom Zoom, where they whisper And then there was the, there was like,
I bet they even did like the African version of it
where it was like the African Serengeti.
Home, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom.
Oh, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom.
Like, I bet you they did shit like that.
I don't remember that particular ad.
I do remember. I bet you they did it.
Go ahead.
I just love that somewhere there was some John Tesh
like figure that was sitting at home
and went zoom, zoom, zoom, and got paid a lot of money.
Sent it in.
Sent it, submitted it.
Yeah. Sent it.
He's like, they're never gonna go for this.
What if I just go zoom, zoom, zoom?
Mazda's like, oh my God.
It's like, well, what's the tagline?
Well, they want the card to seem like it goes fast.
So like a zoom.
Yeah. Zoom, zoom, zoom.
Can you imagine the pitch?
He goes into the conference room and he's like,
all right, guys, you ready?
Zoom, zoom, zoom.
And they're like, they're just staring.
They're like, is there more?
And he's like, no, that's it.
It's just zoom, zoom, zoom.
And they're like, John Tesh, you get the fuck out of here.
You have lost magic.
What about McDonald's?
They don't even have a fucking it does not even words in it.
It's just saying, but I pop up.
That's it. That's it. It's just saying but a papa. That's it
That's it. It's like
Yeah, but how hard is it to come up with but a papa
I just want to know if it was a buyout or if he gets paid per zoom
But a papa is like when somebody's like, yo, you know how the song goes? It's like, ba-da-pa-pa-pa.
Ba-da-pa-pa-pa.
Zoom, zoom, zoom.
All right.
So listen, this is the introduction of Zoom, Zoom, Zoom.
I really laughed out loud when I slid in on the counter, hey Kim, trying to ask you out
on a date.
We know that Cox and Jordan are sick and tired of the toddler stage.
Potty training is happening.
Jack seems to be pooing all over the place, but working on his potty training.
Donald, you must have a lot of experience with potty training.
Yes, pooed in the television.
I do.
I remember when Rocco pooed in the toilet for the first time, and we were all very excited. But then what it meant was we would have to wipe his butt after he pooed in the toilet for the first time and we were all very excited but
then what it meant was we would have to wipe his butt after he pooed in the
toilet and it wasn't as sloppy as it was in the diaper but there's something
still yeah it's not pleasurable it's not something that I'm looking forward to as
a parent if I ever become a parent that stage where your kid is calling from the bathroom and you have to go
I'm done!
I don't like that. Yeah, I want to be like, all right great wipe your ass
Yeah, so what's the thing they can't wipe they don't know how to wipe their ass not for what well
They know how to they get the concept of it and everything like that. They're gonna do a sloppy job
That's just gonna be all over there
But you know what I mean?
So you have to go in there.
They'll come out the bathroom smelling like ducky.
You have to go in there, they yell I'm done,
and then you have to go in there and what?
You have to spread the cheese.
I don't have to do that anymore,
but you know, if you have a good system, they, you know.
Do they assume a position?
Bend over, yes.
Do they assume a wiping position?
Makes it a lot easier, you get to wipe the butt,
and it's way easier than having to clean a diaper too.
Yeah.
The diaper's the worst, man, that shit's everywhere.
I just think it's funny, like.
The diaper gets inside crevices that you don't wanna clean.
At least with the dog, you pick it up with a little baggie
and you don't ever have to get in there.
I'm not like taking toilet paper to my dog's ass.
No.
If you had a monkey, I imagine you would have.
What about if it's diarrhea and you have to be like,
oh man.
Well, you have to pick that up if you have a dog.
If a dog has diarrhea, that's the worst.
No, I'm saying when your kid's like, I'm done
and you go in there and it's a hot mess.
At least it's in the toilet and not on the floor.
I don't know.
The thing is, but it stinks too. That's the other thing. It smells
so bad. Look, you guys-
The human feces is horrible, huh?
Fecal matter just does not, it does not go well with at least my nostrils.
When it's yours, it's bad enough, but when it's somebody else's, even if you made the
person, it's not got to be enjoyable at all.
Yeah, not at all.
How old are they when they're finally able to wipe?
Hopefully they wipe at a very young age, but sometimes it can last.
I don't know.
I'm going to try yelling when I'm done.
I'm done.
See if anybody comes running.
Ain't nobody coming to wipe that ass, man.
So Kelso's legs, this is a running joke
that Kelso has ripped legs.
Now I don't think that was really Ken,
I think it's safe to say.
Yeah, that looked like Luke Ferrigno's calves.
Or like Lance Armstrong.
I mean, they were very ripped calves.
And they're shaved, so it's probably a cyclist. Yeah, and Ted's lost his house.
Ted's been evicted.
And he and his mom are living in his car, or her car, with the cats in front of the hospital.
Now, I really fall for Kim because not only is she so beautiful, but she zooms, zooms, zooms.
She zooms! You zoom? Yeah, and but she zooms and zooms. She zooms.
You zoom?
Yeah, and then she claims to have invented it.
We never gave Mazda any tip of the hat to this.
This was just like, we pretended
that the Mazda thing had never happened.
Because anybody could have made that up.
Just like the, I'm loving it commercial.
I know, I'm saying like, the people at Mazda
really missed out on an opportunity
to try and capitalize on this.
I mean, what were they gonna do, sue us?
No, I mean, like work in a Mazda ad, you know, for a little extra money.
I bet you they did. I bet you in some way we were promoting Mazda.
We did that once. Do you remember what it was? I forgot if we've spoken about this.
I think it was like, I think it was like a vacation or something like that.
It was so cringy. I still cringe about it when I think about it.
But this was in the era just,
we were shooting Scrubs at this point in the era
when they had begun to try and get ads into shows,
like in new ways, other than just going to commercials,
because everyone started, TiVo came out
and everyone was fast forwarding commercials,
and they started to figure out like,
oh, what if they somehow worked it into the show? And some people were doing this more effectively
than others, but ours was like our Bill's attempt on
our shows was like, we were like looking for a
vacation spot to go.
And I was like, but Turk, if we use TripAdvisor, we
could be there and they'd help us save up to percent.
And you were like, I don't know, JD.
And it was so, I hated it.
I hated it. I felt like I felt so were like, I don't know, JD.
And it was so, I hated it.
I hated it.
I felt like I felt so dirty, but I did it for Uncle Bill.
Well, you know, something had to pay the bills.
Probably got to do a really awesome finale because of it or got to go to, was this the
year we went to Vegas?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just remember that we stopped after that because we all didn't like it. It felt really, really gross. So the door hit at the end of
the cold open. Wow, that was me. And you know, I'm always impressed with a glass door hit.
What happened? You really? Well, the curtain into the breaking of the head is definitely
not me. The trapped in the curtain head through glass. glass, well, which is obviously breakaway glass, is not me.
But I do do my standard go-to glass door face hit,
which was fire.
I'm always proud of it when it looks good.
Well, and you do it well.
Thank you.
It's one of my skills.
I don't have many skills, Donald.
I make movies.
You have quite a few skills, my friend.
No, I can act, I can make movies. You have quite a few skills, my friend. No, I can act.
I can make movies.
What else can I do?
You can dance, you can sing.
I can't really dance.
I can sing competently.
You can dance enough to be on Broadway.
That's true.
And when you see the dance off,
I gotta say,
when do you see the dance off I do in Cheaper by the Dozen?
I had a hip hop coach, Donald.
Wait a second, you had somebody come up and be like, now this woman, was it that,
oh my God, was it the lady that was like, this isn't hip hop, this is hip hop, where
she turns her legs out. Was it that lady? Was it that lady that's like, you see this,
hip hop is this, hip hop is, you see that shoulder pop, that's hip hop. Was it that
lady? Please tell me it was.
No!
It was during COVID, it would be in my gym at my house
and this woman would come over and she was amazing,
she was hilarious.
And she'd crank hip hop and dance music
and she'd be like, let me see what you can do.
Like just start moving.
And it's so embarrassing, like I would just be like,
in front of the mirrors in my gym, I'd be just moving and showing her everything I got.
And she's like, OK, OK.
I see what we're working with.
But she was inspiring.
She would really, no matter how embarrassing and nerdy
and dorky I looked, she would be like, all right, all right.
And then she'd teach me some moves.
And we had fun.
She was a blast.
And then we did a whole choreographed dance number in Cheaper By The Dozen coming to you March 18th.
Oh, I just find out you're getting a spoiler alert,
but you're getting a big, one of those big boxes
where they say, here, watch the movie
with these treats for your kids.
I can't wait.
Maybe I can get Joelle and Dan on one of those too.
I will make an unboxing video.
Out here in Hollywood, for those of you who don't know,
they want to get stars who might tweet
or Instagram about something.
They send you these boxes, especially new during COVID,
when they can't really have premieres anymore
and it'll have like, you know, things in it.
Like, you know, if it's not a kid's movie, let's say it's a, it's a, it's a regular
adult movie, they'd be like, please enjoy this dinner and glass and bottle of
fancy wine whilst you enjoy an early screening of such and such.
And they're hoping that you're going to then go on Instagram and Twitter and be
like, oh my God, I love this so much.
Look at what they sent me.
Right, right, right, right.
So anyway, they're doing that for cheaper
and for parents like you, Donald,
you'll be getting something juicy.
That's great.
We are on fire.
These guys got their other podcasts that they do.
Good for you.
I'm happy for the new girl podcast, good for you.
That's great.
But my buddy Zach got a movie that he directed. Yeah, and he's also got cheaper by the dozen
Yeah, and you're happening things are happening. All right, let's talk about the show scrubs. Okay, come on enough enough enough pumping up
Donald and all his achievements
Todd talking about I'm just
Todd is grabbing his crotch a little too much.
Todd says it's moving, looking at Judy's belly, and then she says, Todd, you're touching your penis.
Yes.
And he says... No, sorry, he said, I felt it move.
Yes.
And she says, you're touching your penis.
Floating head doctor is back. Floating head doctor, what a mess floating head doctor creates.
It just never works out when the body is separated from the head.
I think that's a lesson that we all need to learn from Scrubs.
But, well, head has all the brains, but head also, head butts.
Yeah, head butts Elizabeth Banks because he's not getting enough mic time at the karaoke show.
So don't go breaking my heart.
Yeah.
What is body expected to do?
He's going to cook dinner without a brain. But without a brain. Right. I'm at the karaoke show, so don't go breaking my heart. What is body expected to do?
He's gonna cook dinner without a brain.
But without a brain.
Right.
Or eyes.
Or eyes.
Right.
Trinky.
Very difficult.
You need a brain.
Obviously, I'm sure there's probably
ridiculously amazing blind chefs, but you need a brain.
I definitely feel like you need a brain to cook anything.
Yes. So there you go. Body shows up on fire from trying to cook.
And stays on fire. Nobody puts body out.
Yes. And when JD headbutts Banks and she falls down, he asks everyone to clap their hands
in the air and body, still on fire, is the only one that listens. But you know what, how does he listen? He doesn't have ears.
It must be a feeling that body has. I guess the mind is still
controlling body even though they are separated. I see. I see. So you're saying
the head can tell body. Well, he's able to say body come. I don't know. There's
just a lot of holes in how this works.
Okay. Yeah, because it's a floating head also. I like the way I say I beat up many nudes in my day,
like the nerdiest person in the world is trying to brag.
I think we were also, I think you also got a kick out of how you said nerd, especially
back then. We used to, I remember us doing that where we used to take words and try to
stretch them out and make them sound funny.
But the idea of the nerdiest person in the world being like, Oh, don't you worry, Kim,
I beat up many, many nerds.
Now how about I want my baby back, baby back, baby back. I want my baby back. That
was the second jingle of a big company that we were hijacking. This one, I wonder if we
had to get the licensing for because we're actually talking about Chili's, the restaurant.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.
Chili's baby back ribs.
Have you ever had Chili's baby back ribs, Donald? I've never had the baby back ribs,
but I have gone to Chili's for happy hour.
What kind of food is Chili's?
It's kind of just like everything, right?
No, it's barbecue.
It's barbecue.
Yeah.
Joelle, have you been to Chili's?
Oh yeah, man, I've been broken in college.
I've seen a TV inside of a Chili's before.
Dan, you seem like a Chili's guy.
Absolutely.
On the road, Ian and I would stop at a Chili's too all the time to get some apps.
Great app spot.
They also got a good burger.
They got a good peppercorn burger there.
You know what I mean?
They got a good margarita at Chili's.
It sounds like they have baby back ribs.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back. Yeah, I've never had the baby back ribs. I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back
Yeah, I've never I've never had the baby back ribs. So baby showers. Let's talk about that isn't what is this deal again?
I'm it's foreign to me
It's mostly traditionally the women go right and then the husband comes at the end and or isn't that the stereotypically the way it's done
Stereotypically, that's how it is done.
I remember for my baby shower, we went and played golf
and then I came at the end or something like that.
I don't think I've ever been to a baby shower.
I've been to a few of them.
Joelle, have you been to them?
I know in the movies, they're always like,
the women are all gathered around
and then the woman is opening up presents going, Oh, it's so good.
Yeah, that's essentially that's even capsulated perfectly what happens.
But then there's also the disgusting thing.
Like someone decided there needed to be games and they should be baby related.
And for the most part, they're discussed like tastes baby food.
What it is, which they do in the show.
But I went to one where they smeared a bunch of different types of like
brown desserts in diapers and they were like, smell it.
And guess what? I'm like, that is foul.
Why did you do that?
I didn't like the idea when all I had to do was go, oh, that's so cute.
If I have to smell a diaper and guess what it is for the for the parents of
said baby that's soon to be born, it's a great day because you're
getting all of these things.
I'm going to tell you something right now.
For all of you who hate going to baby showers and everything, show up with something.
When you do go, show up with something that's helpful.
Yeah, sure, the outfit is cute.
Yeah, sure, that's a cute little rattle.
But come with some diapers, yo. You want to help out? Come with a. Yeah, sure. That's a cute little rattle. But come with some diapers,
yo. You want to help out? Come with a freaking crib, yo. You want to help out? You know what I mean?
Like, for real, you want to, you think people clown, but diapers go a long way, man. You run out.
By the way, that's exactly what I did. My stepsister had twins and I sent her like a trailer of diapers.
It was like, beep, beep, beep.
You are the best brother ever in the history of brothers, man.
Like that's understanding the assignment.
All of this, let's make this shit cute is some bullshit.
But I get it.
Women like to buy the cute little outfit and go, no, but because they don't got
no kids, those are the motherfuckers. I don't got no kids. Those are the motherfuckers that
don't got no kids though, man.
I'm trying to tell you right now, you gotta-
By the way, I have to say, if I'm forced to come,
I'm buying a cute little outfit.
I'm not- Oh yeah.
I'm not, like if I have to go-
You know what?
And the parents will be pissed at you.
They'll be like, this motherfucker.
Cause the outfit only gets worn like maybe once
or twice in the kids' life.
I know, but the only serotonin hit I'm gonna have
the whole experience is when they open my baby Jordans
Brings I'm just saying bring something to the table
That's gonna help the young couple out or that's gonna help whoever is receiving said presents bring something that's gonna help them bring a motherfucking
Dresser or a changing table, You know what I'm saying?
Hook up somebody up. All right. Well the poor JD's deck has become a cruising spot for older gay gentlemen
That's hilarious, man. Best
Best your your JD's freaking deck has become pretty much a social club
It's a hangout spot for not just gay men, but senior gay men.
Senior gay men, yes.
And JD's cleaning up and he finds an Appletini and he goes,
Appletini, when did they start drinking straight guy drinks?
They don't even clean up after themselves.
I mean, it's really rude.
It's one thing to use my deck as a gay cruising spot, but at least clean up.
How did they find said deck?
How did, why am I saying said so much?
Oh, the janitor posted it in the hospital.
Right.
The janitor posted it.
But how did the, how, how is the hospital such a freaking, like it's
the inner web all of a sudden, like it's the inner.
Travels, you know, any, any senior gay person at the hospital clearly
told their friends and word travels fast.
Listen, I imagine there's not a lot of beautiful outdoor spots that are specifically intended for old gay hooking up and mingling in the area of the hospital.
And this one was well advertised with flyers.
Everywhere, currently.
The janitor made flyers that say old gay like decks.
And it has my picture on it.
I would love to have one of those.
Uh, uh, deck.
Just one of those flyers.
I would have one of those flyers frame.
That's great frame.
Yeah.
That's a great frame piece.
Um, if any fan wants this, give me a fan present. And they know how to use
Photoshop, just please recreate that for me.
Okay, so and also, the old gay men love your hose.
Yeah, I tried to spray them off.
I try and spray them off the deck with my hose and they apparently loved it.
And then I screamed at them that Les Mis was in town,
meaning that that's where they should be. Right.
And you knew from personal experience that it was in town.
I'm like, get out of here, Les Mis is in town.
Why aren't you there?
That's a better spot for you.
I wanna talk about this horseback riding thing, which is pretty epic.
And I shot this.
Bill Lawrence directed this, but I directed the sort of beach second unit.
And I'll tell you some funny stories after this quick break.
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Tom Slick, February 14th, 1958. We just heard it.
The proof.
Owen Wilson is Tom Slick, Mystery Hunter.
To track the Yeti is an expectation of life and death, Mr. Slick.
It's a mystery that does not want to be solved.
That's why I'm here.
We're gonna die!
Nellis, when chance arrives, act!
God, I need my blood pressure checked after that.
Mom, you don't have to listen to this if it's too much.
These are my father's untold stories.
I am listening.
Join Claire and Liv Slick, played by Sissy Spacek
and Skyler Fisk, as they uncover the truth behind a man
they thought they knew.
Listen to my show, Tom Slick, Mystery Hunter,
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your most thrilling adventure stories.
Babe. Yeah, babe. Do you think they can hear us? Yeah, those are mics. Guys, we are back. We are
so excited. It is season two of your favorite New Girl Rewatch podcast. We have got a new season,
we got a new name, and we got a brand new episode every week
starting July 2nd.
Yeah, I am so excited for you folks
to check out this mess around.
When I say it's gonna get weird,
I mean, it's gonna get weird.
Just save it for the show.
Okay, that's probably for the best.
We've got some of your favorite people
from the New Girl universe.
We've got the creator and show runner, Liz Merriwether.
We got the Max Greenfield, Olivia Munn.
We also have some of your least favorites,
like Jake Johnson.
Lamour.
No, no, I'm just saying,
if you're listing off your favorites,
like he'd be- Lamour.
He's still a favorite.
Just, Hannah, what's up?
We do have Jake Johnson, though.
Yeah.
Listen to the mess around on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
We watch your whiz at and on.
No.
And we're back. Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle. So this beach thing was so epic to shoot and it's only on screen for a short amount of time but if only I could show you how epic it was to do that. We had a hum. So we had
the horses but it's very hard. We had to stunt people riding the horses bareback
because that's pretty damn hard for someone
who doesn't know how to ride a horse.
So what we did was we did this research,
I was like, what do they use on like,
for closeups in horseback riding movies?
And we found out that one of the things they have
is remember the old school exercise bikes
that would move like back and forward as you pedaled. So someone came up with the idea
of putting two of those on a on a trailer. And then we pulled
that with a Hummer. There was a Hummer. Literally this rig, we
got maybe I can find a picture Joel we could post online. It
was so elaborate. But it was like a Hummer that you know,
film Hummer that have been tricked out for filming that had a crane arm off the back of the hummer
that was pulling the trailer with the two old school exercise bikes on it. So we could get that
shot that starts on Elizabeth Banks loving it and then slowly pans over to me in pain,
because that was not going to be feasible at all on real horses to get
that shot. So I don't know, it was fun. We had a lot of toys that day to execute that.
And it's really funny. I laughed out loud when the camera revealed it's such a funny
shot of Elizabeth Banks smiling and just in heaven on horseback. And then you pan to me just having my nuts ransacked.
I don't know why anyone would bareback horse ride.
I mean, you need like a cup.
Well, you need more than that, man.
Like riding bareback, there's no,
like you gotta have skill as a horse rider.
Of course you have to have skill. I'm saying my experience even briefly was that it-
Oh, you really got on a horse bareback?
I got on bareback the horse for like a few shots, yeah.
Get the fuck out of here!
Yeah.
You're out of your mind right there, man. That had to hurt.
I don't remember if I had a cup on or not, but it doesn't it doesn't dovetail nicely with the male anatomy. I thought Dan alone. It's not comfy. I never done it. I
trust you. I was like, Dan, it took a lot of work to get those shots, but it looked
pretty and it was very funny. And and then the kid cranes up and it looks like she's
like about to perform fellatio on me but she's feeling my balls and she says the
right one's always been bigger and I say yep and I go wait you're right or stage
right? Stage right for those of you don't know is a theater term for because you
know when you're facing out but if you're on the
stage facing out that's how you that's how you talk about left and right so
stage right if you're on the stage facing out would be the right way and
stage left would be the left way so you know if someone's if a director's
directing you while you're on the stage and they say left right it's confusing
because you're looking at each other so that's how the term stage right and
stage left became necessary yes Daniel I have other. So that's how the term stage right and stage left became necessary.
Yes, Daniel.
I have a question.
I've also heard the term for the other side
being called house right and house left.
Is that correct?
Exactly.
Yes.
So they don't often use that in theater,
but it is, I think, often more used in concerts and venues
and stuff.
House left, house right, stage left, stage right.
So let's talk about some of the themes of the show.
We talked about it.
This whole show's about everybody having a new transition.
When I heard that, I thought it was gonna be like a job,
coming through and people moving on to new things.
I thought that's what was about to happen
because we were going into the end of the season.
And I, you know, not necessarily remembering everything as the show started, I was like,
okay, I'm wrong. Maybe the transition is, you know, something else.
But there's a lot of great moments in this. Jordan and Cox realizing how much fun, even in their misery, how much fun it was to watch
Jack get to the moment that he's at right now.
And how now they're informed and they could definitely handle what's ahead of them now
that they're having a baby.
Kirk and Carla?
Well, I'll get to them too, but I couldn't understand why she was cock blocking.
I think it's seed.
I mean, my first answer is that Bill is seeding the fact that she's already jealous.
We know they're going to end up together, spoiler, but he's laying the foundation of
whenever she's sensing that JD kind of likes, that she becomes a C-blocker.
Well, she lingers in the background
and everything like that.
Elliot, that's Elliot Reid, moment killer.
That was in this episode.
Dude, and I definitely feel like Bill was like,
in real life, this is how I believe it to be also.
If you truly love someone and it's not meant to be,
let them go.
And if they come back, then it's supposed to happen,
but you gotta let them be free.
And at this point-
And also, I mean, come on,
JD has been a part of their sex acts,
being the apple thief and everything.
He's really gone the extra mile with Keith.
Right.
Now he's got a hottie like Elizabeth Banks
and all of a sudden she's trying to take her
to a Neil Diamond concert and doing all this cock blocking,
Elliot Phan moment killer.
Yeah.
Speaking of Neil Diamond.
Yeah, your impression finally gets a nice cameo.
Did I tell you he hit me up on,
I'm not sure if it was the Instagram or the Twitter. What? I think it was the Instagram. He hit, he didn you hit me up on I'm not sure if it was the Instagram or the
Twitter what I think it was the Instagram he hit he he didn't hit me up
he posted me doing him on scrubs scrubs or something like that in my DM or
something and I wrote back and hearted it or I oh oh no, I reposted it and he hearted it. We didn't have a conversation.
This is such a 2020 lingo. I reposted it and then he hearted it.
Yeah. We-
And then I gave that heart a thumbs up.
Right. And then I-
And I think we're friends now.
And I think that means I'm going to his next wedding.
Yes.
Well, I think that means that he appreciates your impression. Do you want to give us a
little sample now for those listeners who haven't heard it in a while?
The Transformers more than meets the eye.
They've come into America's robots in disguise. Autobots face their battles to destroy the evil forces of... Omnikron.
Everywhere around the world, we're coming to America.
Everywhere around the world.
When I was a kid, man, that was cool.
Dude, when I was a kid, he used to come on during like the best of tape recorders or
records.
They used to advertise them during Voltron or during like the commercial break for GI
Joe.
And so I used to have to, that's the
only way I know Neil Diamond. I don't know any of the songs in whole. I just know snippets.
Oh, so that's why you have this just psychological thing that for some reason they were advertising
Neil Diamond tracks during kids cartoons.
Yes.
So that's why you tied it together with Transformers?
Yeah, man. That's how it all connects.
I never knew the origin of what you said.
The Transformers.
Because it would be like, in between,
we would be like, we are, we are,
da-na-na-na-na, we'll, we,
the Transformers will be right back.
And then it would be a commercial
and it would be like, Neil Diamond's greatest hits.
Everywhere around the world.
We're coming into America.
Turn on your heart light. Let it shine wherever you go. Love on
the rocks. No surprise.
Okay, so JD and Turk work out a line for... Today!
Oh god.
JD and Turk work out a line that they think will work on getting Kim back after the debacle
that was the horse riding incident where she had to inspect my testicle.
It's hard to believe that JD wouldn't get an erection on the beach if
After his penis was pummeled?
Well, even after that a beautiful woman
that he likes
Undos his pants and reaches in to feel his scrotum
That has just been destroyed by a horse's back
Right, but I think the character, and I know him well, may have still got a movement.
But she's a urologist, so she knows she's seen this before.
So she understands.
What's this about vasectomies not taking?
That's a thing?
Well, sometimes people mess it up and
it and and that has happened. You're supposed to go back and get it checked though so I guess he
didn't go back to check. Can you tell me why how it is that a vasectomy which as I understood it
was snipping the connection is it the vas deferens? Is that is thataz deference? Is that the correct
tube? But whatever it is, it's a snip, is it not? How does that
come undone? It's like a magic trick. It's like a David Blaine
trick.
Do you want to talk?
You know, when he coughs up frogs, it's like coughing up
semen.
Do you want to talk? Oh, gosh. Do you want to talk baby gifts?
The janitor's baby cage.
Why are you changing the subject?
Because she has to look this up.
I posted it in the chat.
She posted in the chat.
A vasectomy can fail if the doctor misses the vas deferens.
You guys better be impressed that I pulled out vas fucking deference.
I mean, come on.
I am a fake doctor.
A vasectomy can fail if the doctor misses the vas deferens during the
procedure.
Feels like, isn't that the main thing he's there to do?
How does he miss that?
In rare cases, the tube can regrow.
If this does occur, the vas deferens is usually much smaller than it was before.
Sometimes sperm can make their way from one end of the vast
deference to the other. Wow. Well, Johnny C or Dr. Cox must have some really turbocharged
sperm because they either that are really thin, it could fit to that little tiny tiny
horrible doctor. Most most definitely a horrible horrible doctor. Okay, let's talk about the
janitor's baby cage. Yes about the janitor's baby cage.
Yes, the janitor's baby cage.
We're starting to understand why the, yes.
We're starting to understand
why the janitor is the way he is.
He was raised in a cage.
Yes.
He said it was a lot like the pet creeper without windows,
which is a windowless cage.
Yes.
And then everyone gives him the evil look
and he's like, oh, I'm just kidding.
It's for when they get a dog.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Laverne wants to get the lingerie from the baby store.
Yeah, well we know Laverne's a freak
because a lot of stuff goes down
at that above ground pool party.
This is where it got a little weird.
The scooter rally?
No, well that was weird too.
Somehow it looked like a scene out of Boba Fett.
Somehow Cox and Jordan convinced Turk that the baby can grab his penis while he's having
sex with his wife.
Well, this I feel is a bit of a thing that comes up.
I think that men are often worried that if they have sex with a very pregnant woman, where the baby is very far along, that the tip is somehow hitting their baby.
Do you ever have that concern?
No.
Because I feel like you would be having sex with Casey and it would be like...
...hitting the kid's head. Oh my god. you would be having sex with Casey and it'd be like...
hitting the kid's head.
Or cause it's you it'd be more like do, do, do, do, do, do.
Do, do, do.
Do, do, do, do.
Do, do, do, do.
Do, do, do, do.
Do, do, do, do.
Do, do, do, do.
Do, do, do, do.
Do, do, do, do.
Do, do, do.
That's good.
That's good.
Daniel, when you get pregnant,
which seems like it's gonna to happen any day now,
will you have that concern about your shaft being too near the fetus?
I'm going to plead the fifth on that one.
OK.
Why?
Is there any progress towards marriage or baby talk in your relationship?
Are you guys still together?
Yes, we're still together.
Oh!
You have a long pause.
Oh, it is. Yeah,, you have a long pause.
Yeah, there's such a long pause in between there.
We are celebrating our second anniversary in February.
Aww.
Thank you.
I'm gonna send you whatever Zoe Deschanel sends you.
Chocolate.
Alright, we're done with this topic.
That just cost you
two months of Twitch promotion.
Yeah.
No more.
Dude, you're digging a deeper and deeper hole.
All right, never mind.
Daniel doesn't want to answer private questions.
It's fine.
I'll just lay my soul out on here.
Scooter rally.
Why does JD attend a scooter rally?
It feels like Turk would have loved that.
I didn't invite you
Well, you're busy. Well, he's busy. That's the that's the whole thing JD's all by himself
Now when I saw that scooters rally, the first thing I thought of was the was the book of Boba Fett for some reason
I don't know why I sent you a meme. I said is that what it is cuz you sent me the meme. That's what it is
Yes, I don't not watching Boba Fett, but it was, but someone made a meme.
Oh, but the last episode was fire. Have you watched it yet? Joel?
It was amazing. I almost feel bad for everybody else involved in this show. Cause that was like,
That was like, just give me your hand. Oh, dude. The Mandalorian,
yo, the book of Boba Fett episode five is the best episode of the book of Boba Fett. And Boba Fett is not in it at all.
And it was directed by who?
Bryce Dallas Howard. My girl. Oh, she was good.
You did a great job. How does that happen?
How does that happen? How does that happen? How does that
happen? Watch your dad through your whole life and then you get really good at it.
Her dad is one of the most accomplished filmmakers ever. Oh, no, I'm not talking about Bryce. I'm
talking about how I understand how Bryce is. Bryce is amazing. I think she's an amazing actress,
too. Hold on. Let's if you want to really get into it. I think she's an amazing
actress. So she did was one of the best. Oh, my gosh. Oh, wait if you want to really get into it, I think she's an amazing actress too.
That Black Mirror episode she did was one of the best Black Mirror episodes.
Oh my gosh.
But wait, I want to do a little side note on Ron Howard tangent. I cannot recommend highly
enough this documentary called The Rescue, which tells the story of, it's on Disney Plus,
and it tells the story about those children who were caught in the cave in Thailand, I believe,
and then how they went about rescuing them.
It is incredible, and I only bring it up,
first of all, see it, but I only bring it up
because Ron Howard has now made the narrative version,
which rumors are coming out is fucking incredible.
And so watch the documentary first
and then you'll enjoy the narrative version even more.
Well, I'd love Ron Howard as a director.
That story was really fascinating, first of all.
How the hell did those kids get in that cage?
You gotta see the documentary.
What convinced these kids to do that?
Like I hear, I don't know.
No, you gotta watch the documentary.
You're never gonna, Joel and the documentary. You're never gonna.
Joelle and Dale might.
You're never gonna.
Anyway, I always have thought Ron Howard
was a great director.
Yeah, lots of range.
Cause he did, I mean, he directed Parenthood,
which is a classic.
He also directed Willow.
He also directed.
Right, I'm saying, look at the range
between Parenthood and Willow.
Yeah, Solo, like the Apollo 13. Like Apollo 13 like you didn't like solo. I
Love solo. What are you talking about? I didn't like solo. Oh, I thought I thought you didn't like solo
You've never heard that come out of my mouth. Well, I know you don't ever disparage the universe, but I mean, yeah, I do
What's one thing you've just I guess you've just disparaged Boba Fett
last Jedi rise a Skywalker I guess you've just disparaged Boba Fett. Last Jedi, Rise of Skywalker, Trash.
Hey, is our guest here, Joel?
But hold on, Trash in a good way, Trash in a good way.
The episode ends, of course, with Elizabeth Banks
saying that she's pregnant,
which we're gonna find out how that happened.
We know it happened in a very curious manner. All right, we're gonna take a quick break, and we're going to find out how that happened. We know it happened in a very curious manner.
All right, we're going to take a quick break and we come back. Joelle has worked up some
amazing callers for us. We're very excited. We'll be right back.
Here we go.
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Tom Slick, February 14th, 1958. We just heard it.
The proof.
Owen Wilson is Tom Slick, mystery hunter.
To track the Yeti is an expedition of life and death, Mr. Slick.
It's a mystery that does not want to be solved.
That's why I'm here.
We're gonna die.
Ellis, you're going to die.
I'm here.
We're gonna die!
Nellis, when chance arrives, act!
God, I need my blood pressure checked after that.
Mom, you don't have to listen to this if it's too much.
These are my father's untold stories. I am listening.
Join Claire and Liv Slick, played by Sissy Spacek and Skyler Fisk, as they uncover the
truth behind a man they thought they knew.
Listen to my show, Tom Slick, Mystery Hunter, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or
wherever you get your most thrilling adventure stories.
Babe.
Yeah, babe. wherever you get your most thrilling adventure stories.
Babe. Yeah, babe.
Do you think they can hear us?
Yeah, those are mics.
Guys, we are back.
We are so excited.
It is season two of your favorite New Girl Rewatch podcast.
We have got a new season, we got a new name,
and we got a brand new episode every week starting July 2nd. Yeah, I am so excited for you folks to check out this mess around when I say it's gonna get weird
I mean it's gonna be just a bit for the show. Okay, that's probably for the best
We've got some of your favorite people from the new girl universe
We've got the creator and showrunner Liz Merriwether. We got the Max Greenfield Olivia Munn
We also have some of your least favorites like like Jake Johnson
No, I'm just saying like if you're listing off least favorites, like Jake Johnson. Lamor. No, no, I'm just saying, like, if you're
listing off your favorites, like, he'd be...
Lamor.
He's still a favorite.
He just, Hannah, what's up?
We do have Jake Johnson, though.
Yeah.
Listen to the mess around on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
We watch your wins at Fandango.
And we're back.
We are back.
Gargle, gargle, gargle. We are back. Gargle,, gurgle, gurgle, we are back!
Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.
Wu-Tang forever!
Alright, listen.
Ready?
I'm ready, let's bring them in.
We're gonna fix their lives, we're gonna see what their questions are.
Play the theme song!
We got a caller, who gave us a holler.
We can talk, start wars, or sing show tunes, you know, like a baller.
Smoke some jazz cabbage, maybe talk about the episode.
So come on Joel, let's get the show on the road.
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Andrew and Brandon!
Hey!
Hey, Andrew and Brandon.
Hey, guys.
How are you?
Good.
How are you guys?
It's so nice to meet you.
Andrew, just so the listeners get a full sense, is in front of a green screen.
God knows what he does with that.
Brandon has a gaming chair.
I'm assuming he might be a gamer.
He also has what appears to be a gaming chair. I'm assuming he might be a gamer. He also has what a professional microphone
He may be a podcaster there look to be some so men
What if what if this is another twitch or what if they're twitchers like freaking Daniel and they play video games?
Maybe they're Daniel which errs and they play with Daniel. Is that what it is?
and they play with Daniel, is that what it is? Do we figure it out?
Got it.
Yay!
Okay, good.
Yay!
Is that really the case?
What's your guys' story?
Yeah, so first of all,
I don't know how we're gonna follow up with Dr. Penis
having been on the last episode,
but we're gonna try our best.
Well, I think our audience is probably penised out
after that.
That's fair.
They probably don't wanna to hear any more.
We talked a lot about penis.
I think we covered the penis.
Not only did we cover shaft, but we covered balls too.
Yes, we covered shaft, balls, anus, taint.
We covered tip too.
I think we covered tip.
We covered tip to taint.
The whole thing has been covered.
Tip to taint.
Tip to taint.
Tip to taint is a great game for a band or a screenplay.
All right.
So listen, Dardoch and Millman, what's your story?
What's happening here?
Yeah, so much in the same way that you guys
started a podcast as a way to help distract people
from the pandemic and provide a fun reprieve,
we started a charity last year
that provides video games to hospitalized cancer patients
and we stream on Twitch in order to fundraise for that
Oh my god, I sound like us that is that is like
You are better kind and smelly and philanthropic
Awesome, we just sit around and talk about penises and scrubs. I feel bad that way
I was talking about tip-to-tank right before you know
We love everything about you guys.
It's contrast, it's good.
I'm embarrassed.
You guys are really doing something good.
Wait, say it again.
You raise money on your Twitch channel and with that,
you then bring video game consoles and games to cancer patient children?
Yeah. We're currently working with Hopkins.
We're from Baltimore, so Johns Hopkins Hopkins hospitals right around the corner for us. And we're buying like consoles and
games to fill out their unit rooms.
Because currently they have like really outdated stuff and the kids don't care about it and
their friends aren't playing it. So they kind of lose that social connection. And we're
trying to bridge that gap.
Oh my god, that is so cool. Well, let's start off right away before we even talk to you more with how do people
donate or participate or
How does anyone help you do with this mission? Yeah, so we stream on twitch.tv
Slash teamo therapy, which is the name of our charity is teamo therapy kind of like chemo therapy
Daniel knows because we I pop into his chat from time to time. It's you.
It is I.
Well, hello.
We'll put it in our majiggy on our page, but just say it again. Wait, so are you saying they have
to watch you play to give, or is there a way to, like, for someone like me who has no interest
in watching a grown man play video games, it was give money. Yeah, absolutely.
So first and foremost, our Twitch channel, which is a twitch.tv slash Timo
therapy, but then we have a website, which is Timo therapy, gaming.com.
All right.
Now when you say Timo, is it T E M O T E A M O and then T E A M O therapy
gaming. com.
That's it.
Well, that's incredible guys and good on you.
And now what games,
we don't know very much about Twitch,
as you know from listening to the podcast,
we only know that Daniel goes on there and our analogy is-
And we're boycotting Daniel's Twitch right now.
Yeah, he's not allowed to get any plugs
because of something that just occurred.
So let's not talk about him.
He won't talk about his private life,
so he doesn't get to get plugs.
Sure.
So teamotherapy.
Listen, yeah.
So yeah, you guys should definitely,
if I was gonna pick out a Twitch person to watch,
it would be team teamotherapy.
That's right.
Any of you think?
I appreciate that.
Yeah, because-
You honor me.
Because I just think it's the best Twitch to watch.
Now, what game do you guys play?
Not Dano. Not Dano.
Not Dano. That one's getting old and he doesn't do enough twerking. What game do you guys play?
Yeah, so we play a variety of games. Brandon and I kind of play different games. We both stream on
that platform. I like to play through a bunch of games that I haven't played before. So first
playthroughs of games. And
it's just been all different kinds anywhere from like God of War to, you know, Brandon
played Zelda Breath of the Wild to Pokemon, all sorts of games.
And your thing is like your style is I like to play a game I haven't played before and
I'm kind of figuring it out. Yep. Now are the fans in the in the in the chat being like,
no, dummy, grab the sword. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All the in the in the chat being like no dummy grab the sword. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah all the time. And do you feel like that's cheating or do you or do you go grab the sword?
Yeah we try to we try to not let them what's called backseat gaming like backseat driving. Oh I see.
Yeah you say to your fans so you say to your fans don't give me unnecessary clues I want to figure
this out on my own. Exactly. But they still probably do. They still do. No, we don't.
They still do.
Do you guys ever live stream with the kids from the hospital?
That is one of our goals for one day.
Go ahead.
Yeah, that is definitely one of our goals one day is to be able to do something like that.
That's really cool.
That would be really cool.
And Brandon, do you guys do it together or separately?
We have done it together.
Normally our schedule is Tuesday, Thursday, me Saturday, Sunday, Andrew
And there have been special events where like, you know, he lives in Virginia
I'm from Maryland. He'll come up and we'll both be right here playing together. That's always fun
Or we can do it, you know over the internet but together streams are rare and and a unique event
And do you think that people are extra generous with because they know it's going to such a good cause?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Twitch channels, we've been lucky.
We didn't know what to expect, but growth has not been, it's usually not as fast as
we've experienced.
And I think it's because people love the cause.
Yeah.
What do you think is the-
Sorry, go ahead, Andrew.
Sure.
We only started in May of last year and since then we've
raised something like $20,000. It's just been absolutely incredible. So that's a lot of
consoles you could buy. Well, actually, I've got there's like 13 Xbox Series S behind me.
You've got another handful. We're doing a first drop off at Hopkins at the end of this month.
They're just coming up. Yeah.
Now, can people donate consoles also?
Do you want old consoles?
Do you want new ones?
Like what is the criteria for donations?
So a lot of times in hospitals, they already have older consoles and our mission is to
kind of upgrade what they have so that a lot of the patients can be playing, you know,
what their friends are playing or the latest games and you know, not feel like they're missing out.
So we haven't gotten any donations in the form of consoles, but if we were to get those, we would prefer if they were current gen consoles. Yeah.
Right. All right. Well, I'm going to pull some strings and see if I can get some console. That'd be really dope, right? That'd be dope if we could get some connections.
That would be really dope if anybody from Xbox or Ubisoft,
we know we got some Ubisoft fans out there,
friends and stuff like that.
Does anybody who listens to this podcast
and is in the entertainment industry.
What's the name of our friend at Ubisoft?
You gotta reach out to him.
I have to look it up.
He's doing a Star Wars stuff.
He's doing a Star Wars stuff.
I will also reach out.
He listens. It's Youssef.
It's Youssef. Youssef, we need the mother load for this. to look it up and I will also reach out. He listens, but it's you, Seth.
You said we need the mother load for this.
Listen to this, how noble and beautiful this charity is.
Send these, these gentlemen, the mother load.
We need to, we need to hook, we need to hook it up, man.
And my, my sister-in-law works at Xbox and I'm going to be pulling some strings
and see what I can do for you guys.
That would be absolutely incredible.
I can't promise anything, but I have some pull with her.
She likes me.
Okay, do you guys have any questions for us?
Yeah, so I had a serious question
and then a little bit of a lighthearted question
for you guys.
So being that we work with cancer patients,
thought it would just be appropriate to ask how has
you loved one's life been affected by cancer?
My dad, my lost my father to I mean, my mother beat cancer, my father did not he had it in
a place called the biliary tube. And it was horrible. And he had the best doctors and granted he was 84,
so hard for an 84 year old man.
He fought as hard as he could,
but no matter what he did.
The horrible thing about cancer for my father was,
he even though my dad was 84 and Donald can tell you,
he had the mind of a 55 year old, you know?
He was, nothing was wrong with his brain at all. He was a hundred percent, but his body was like
quitting on him because it was fighting as hard as
it could at an 84 year old body against cancer.
And the cancer just took him down.
And that's what's so hard.
It's one thing when a, when a senior is at an age
where you go, okay, they're losing some of their
mental faculties and now their body's going and
they've had a good life.
But it was extra hard for me because my father was.
It's like he was, he was father was, it's like, he was so disappointed in his
body, like, come on body.
It's like, it's not to bring it around to the
scrubs joke, but it's kind of like the, the head
and the body thing where it's like, come on body,
fight harder, fight harder.
Cause my brain is still a hundred percent here.
So that's, that's, that's about as close and hard as it gets.
Watching the demise of my father to biliary cancer.
Yeah, my aunt had breast cancer and she beat it one time
and then it came back again
and she just didn't have the energy to fight it.
And it took her and it took her
really fast too and she hit it for a little bit because she didn't you know just didn't
want to go through chemo again.
You said your aunt right?
My aunt.
Oh sorry I didn't want anyone to misunderstand and say your mom your mom is alive and doing
well. No no my mom is alive
I'm doing what she's been on the show as a matter of fact. Yes, but my her sister as a matter of fact
I'm yet to experience losing a parent
but I have friends and family members who have and it's you know, it is
It it I I've never hurt more for people than when that happens, you know.
And also, imagine what the what the world these guys are are are working in with children.
I mean, that's where it gets like I can't I, you know, I pray every night.
I literally pray.
All the time, not just at night, sometimes when I'm driving in my car, sometimes when I'm in my shower, you know,
I love my children so much and I pray for their help, you know, and so what you guys are doing is amazing, by the way.
This is just an awesome cause, man. I don't know how you came up with
it, but good on you, man.
Yeah, and it seems like the more money you raise, the more money you raise, you'll be
able to expand to more and more hospitals. Are these in the communal room for the children
or are they in their own private rooms?
Yeah. So we actually got a PlayStation 5 for their community room for them to share because
you know PS5s are really really hard to get hold of.
Hard to come by, yeah.
Now you got these kids fighting, they're like I'm next!
I'm next!
Exactly, but the Xboxes we were able to actually get a bunch of so we're going to be putting
one of those in each of the patient rooms.
That's great. Awesome, rooms. That's great.
Awesome.
See?
All right.
I'm going to make a call about Xbox to see what I can do.
Now what's your next question?
We'll have it be a little more chipper for the love of God.
Oh, for sure.
What is your favorite easy recipe to cook?
I have a bunch of them.
Zach doesn't really cook.
Zach couldn't make...
Ice.
Yeah, that's about it for Zach.
No, that's not true. You know what I do?
I make a fucking killer PB&J.
Grew up on PB&Js.
I love a PB&J.
I'm more PB and honey kind of guy.
Oh, you know, I mean.
Thank you. Yeah, good.
Big thumbs up for me.
I don't really cook much.
I used to you know when
I was first out of college and totally broke I had a few little go-to's but none of them you know
nothing more complicated than heating up a pasta sauce and making boiling pasta. I don't really
cook at all much to my girlfriend Chagrin she's an amazing chef and keeps trying to get me into it. And I'm like, you're killing it on your own.
Yeah, you're already so good at it.
I don't want to get in the way.
And I've spoken about it on the podcast.
I took over.
I am the best kitchen cleaner.
I challenge any person who's in a relationship who's the cleaning side of things to a contest.
I'll make that.
So respect for that.
Pulling your weight.
Listen. Pull that weight. Listen, respect for that. Pull in your weight.
Listen.
Pull that weight.
Listen, I line up all my sponges, all my favorite tools, because I know which one's going to
be best for which pan.
Oh my gosh.
Donald, what's your quick recipe? Donald actually cooks.
You do fried chicken.
I don't have a quick, I could make fried chicken. That's probably a quick recipe. Everything
is a production. When you like to cook, it doesn't matter, man.
You're like, you know what? It might be a quick recipe, but I'm gonna make it so it's an easy quick recipe.
So everything is separated in its rightful cups and measurements. You know what I mean? And you know, you put it together.
There ain't no easy recipe for me.
I don't know. I've been watching so much Great British Bake Off. Did any of you watch that? Hell yeah.
I've been watching so much Great British Bake Off. Do any of you watch that?
Hell yeah.
Yes.
It's such a nice show.
I love that show.
I love it.
It's like a hug.
It's just so, while we watch it at night late,
when you watch something just peaceful to calm down to,
it's just, it's so, I don't know,
wholesome and fun to watch.
Completely.
If you haven't gotten into it, get into it.
It's just, it's these people in the UK who are just home,
they're not professionals, they're just amateurs,
but they're phenomenal and it's really fun.
Anyway.
That's one thing about cooking, like once you get into it,
you can get really, really, really, really good at it.
I mean, and then there's some people who just have a gift
and those are the ones that go on to become great chefs
and stuff like that. But like I saw this movie Julia and Julia whatever that shit was
With Meryl Streep and Amy Adams. I can't I watched it like four or five times. It's so delicious to watch dude
Like just watching it is like he's the weirdest taste like I can't get him to watch anything outside the Marvel Star Wars universe
And he's like I watched Julia Julia five times
outside the Marvel Star Wars universe. And he's like, I watched Julie of five times.
Yeah, man. And I tried to like, literally, that's how I learned how to,
you know, toast bread in a pan.
You know what I mean?
I think the premise is that the woman, Amy Adams, is trying to cook
all of the recipes in that book.
I bought that book. You can't do it. It's hard.
That's just impossible.
I was like, I was like, I'll start with the easy one.
Easy one wasn't easy.
That ain't gonna be easy for me.
That ain't gonna happen for me.
It's time for Twitch's favorite segment, Donald.
It's time for A-R-E-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N For life! The digital version. Okay, how can we fix your guy's life if it's, I mean, we'll do anything for you, gentlemen.
Yeah, yeah, so...
Matt, he was like, my balls.
Oh no!
Come on!
You always have to go back to your penis.
For fuck's sake, stop talking about your willies.
There it is.
If it'll help the cause, if it'll help the cause'll help the cause, I'll do penis play, but I prefer not to.
Oh, boy.
Well, I had one.
As part of my job, I'm an oncology nurse.
This kind of thing has come up a lot.
Sometimes it's difficult to kind of gauge how to approach someone who's grieving, whether
it's a family member who's sick and perhaps dying, or a person was just told they have cancer and they're grieving the
loss of their life before cancer. From your experiences with grief and loss, how would you
have liked to be approached, supported, or possibly even left alone? How should we go about supporting
grieving people in the future? Wow, you're giving me goosebumps on my thighs.
the future. Wow, you're giving me goosebumps on my thighs.
Probably because your thighs.
I got goosebumps between knees and and and waist.
Yes.
That's good.
Don't don't criticize where the other one is.
I was asking how far up it went.
This is where we make this is how I make movies.
This is exactly that's how I when I'm making a film, we always we joke around in the editor
room. We're like, all right, that just gave me goosebumps. That was like a shoulder to a elbow.
That was on my bucket list. Give you goosebumps. I think you mean different things.
No, but when you've watched a feel like, like in the example I'm giving, when you've watched the
film 900 times and you're working on it and you're tweaking it and you're trying out different music
or you're trying out a different cut and some little bit of magic happens and you're working on it and you're tweaking it and you're trying out different music or you're trying out a different cut and some little bit of
magic happens and you change something and all of a sudden you get goosebumps
down your arm it's like okay that's obviously working you know or you're
trying out a new song you know and all and the old song was fine but it didn't
give you goosebumps you know you're trying to give the audience goosebumps
so if you get them for yourself just like if you laugh at a joke,
somebody else is going to laugh at it. People that have your sense of humor are going to laugh at the joke.
Right. And you're your own worst critic for sure.
Yeah. I think the space is important and really reading the room,
whether the person wants you there or not.
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Guys, we are back. We are so excited. It is season two of your favorite New Girl Rewatch podcast.
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Listen to the mess around on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your
podcasts.
The other thing is, I think I would have some just gentle things locked and loaded that
people have found meaningful before. It could be a phrase or I'm just going to pull a bad
example out of the hat like this the phrase this too shall pass
if you had some of those that were
simple but effective and
Also, I think getting related people really feel
heard and seen when you say
even if you're their nurse I
Lost such-and-such and I've been there and it's really hard and I'm here
for you and I know how hard it is but this too shall pass and just know that
every day it gets a little bit easier and you know things like that. I think
getting related, sharing personal stories and but but most importantly first and
foremost I would say reading the room because there are times when I was in
the situation with the grief that I've had to battle you're like I don't want to talk to anybody I don't want yeah
I know you I know you mean well but I don't I don't want it yeah I don't know man I don't I'm
gonna be honest with you that's a very difficult question I don't know how anybody wants to be told
grief I mean wants to be told bad news I know it wants to be told bad news. I know it's a part
of life and eventually everybody has to face it, face the music, but I don't know how I
want to be told. There is no, I don't think there is a gentle way to find out.
I don't think he's talking about specifically telling people. He's saying, and if I'm not
wrong, he's talking about he's after they've been told and they're clearly upset.
Is there?
How do you how do you how do you navigate not being aloof and but also not being in
someone's face you know I definitely think you should read the room.
That's for damn sure it's got to be personal to the your relationship with the person right
I mean can I share a story.
Yeah. I lost my dad to COVID a year ago, right? And on the other side of it, the word annoying
is probably the wrong word. But what was annoying to me is people were posting as if they lost and
people were commenting on their status. Oh, I'm sorry for your loss. I'm like, your loss?
People started telling people, and then I got bombarded. It's like, you know, the people like started telling people.
And then I got bombarded.
It's like you didn't have the right to tell those people.
Yeah. You know what I mean?
So don't do that.
I can say what not to do. Yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
But do you remember something that someone said?
Does anything stick? Actually, do you like you guys ever see The Good Place show on Netflix?
I've seen a lot of it. Not all, but I've seen a lot.
Okay. I mean, I want to know spoilers, but there's a quote at the end
that I'm gonna share.
It's a really awesome quote.
It's a Buddhist quote.
He goes, picture a wave.
You know, you can see it and you can measure it.
And when it hits the shore, it's gone.
But the water is still there.
The wave, just a different way for it to be
for a little while.
That was a really beautiful quote on depth to me.
Yeah, I like that.
That's beautiful.
Yeah, I mean, I think I would
I think, you know, if you have some things that are meaningful to you, in the spirit
of what of what Brandon just said, that when the person does want to engage, you've got
like five different things locked and loaded. Like here's something
that I read once that's really meaningful to me. Or maybe the person doesn't want to talk,
but you know that they like you and you could slip that to them on a piece of paper like a quote.
You know, there's different, there's varying ways to do it. Someone might want to really
engage with you and sit there and talk with you. Someone might be like, you know,
what might be more like, you know,
Andrew, we love you, you've been so sweet,
but we just want to be left alone.
That kind of person you could slip a little piece of paper to
and say, hey, here's a quote that's meaningful to me.
I think that would be great.
You know, one of my experiences with nurses
was that some were just outstanding
and just went so far out of their way and it made such a difference. with nurses was that some were just outstanding
and just went so far out of their way
and it made such a difference.
And it seems to me, especially when you consider
the philanthropy work you guys are doing
that you're those type of people.
So I don't know if we fixed anything, but.
Oh, that was really helpful.
I really appreciate it.
Thanks.
Yeah.
There's a great, you know,
it's when you stumble across a great quote that just lands with you, you know, like, like, like, you know, you know, you know,
Brandon just said one for him, but like even a friend of mine told me, you know, in the editing
room, a director friend of mine gave me a quote about cutting and I put it up on the whiteboard
because I obviously have big whiteboards in my editing room because I'm Mr. Whiteboard.
And it really helped me. It's like, it's a topic that,
obviously totally nothing to do with grief,
but a topic that I've always wrestled with.
And he sent me this quote that was like,
Eureka, that quote lands with me.
I understand that.
You know, and we all have that for different things.
So I'm sure there's plenty of infinite number of those
for people grieving.
Yeah.
Donald, we need to switch back to comedy.
Say something funny.
Shit, dick, balls.
Tipped the tape.
None of those are funny.
Tipped the tongue to tip the tape.
I know it's funny.
Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, I love you.
Yeah, you do, girl.
I'll kill you, motherfucker!
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So those are the only Twitchers we know.
They're the only Twitchers we've ever met to be honest with you.
I've never been on Twitch so I don't know anything about it.
I'll only visit an old friend of mine and see what his Twitch was like.
And he was just eating. So I realized.
Yes. What percentage of Twitch is gaming and what percentage is other things?
That's a great question. Oh my God. Damn, do you know?
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Shame!
I have no idea.
A lot of people do those just chatting streams
and hot tub streams.
There's jokes about the hot tub streams.
We should do a hot tub Twitch stream.
You guys could totally do a hot tub Twitch stream,
which is me and you sitting in the hot tub drinking.
I raise money for charity, for buying consoles,
for the kids. Do it! You can't tell me that wouldn't be wildly successful. You can I gotta lose some weight first, but yeah, I'm down
It's you I'm trying to lose a couple of LB's Joelle. Do you know does it say?
Now I'm only getting like gender breakdowns and time spent on breakdowns
I only hear about the gaming really and and and cooking I've been hearing about cooking. Can you be nude on twitch?
about the gaming really and cooking. I've been hearing about cooking. Can you be nude on Twitch? No, no, no, but in a body of water, you can be in a bathing suit. And that's why the people,
but you have to be in a body of water. Yeah. Some people like literally put like a little
mini pool on their room and stand and sit in that. And then they're allowed to be in a bikini.
It's a way to rule. I have a question. You're allowed to be in a bikini if you're standing in water, if you're in a pool.
Yes.
You know what? Go for yours.
I just think it's so funny the way that people get around it.
There's somebody going, how do I get around the Twitch rules?
So I need to show my body.
What do they do in the bikini once they're on?
They think, I don't know. They jiggle and they get views, you know?
I don't know.
But they can't go into like OnlyFans territory.
They have to keep it holy.
Do they play video games?
Sometimes.
I don't think people would know if they were.
A lot of times they play like Just Dance.
Oh, that's smart. I can't wait to watch that.
Wait, no, are you allowed to go on Twitch?
You're not going to switch stuff like this.
Yeah, you can go on.
I'm going to go watch someone do a dance video game
in their bikini in their mini pool.
Oh, boy.
One following.
If it works, it works.
But the most popular
is gaming, right?
I would say so. And is PewDiePewDiePewPie
the most popular?
I think he's on YouTube actually.
Oh, he's on YouTube.
He's a gamer. Who's the most popular Twitch star?
It's definitely not Danil.
We don't... I don't even know who that is.
Who's the most popular Twitch star?
Probably XQC, Tyler1, Summit1G.
There's a lot of Spanish streamers who have a huge following.
Joelle, your voice is so low right now.
Guys are wild.
You guys are wild.
Joelle, your voice comes so low.
Enough bullying.
Enough bullying.
We're not bullying you.
We love you.
We love you. All right. That's it. That's the show. I can't lie. Enough bullying. Enough bullying. We're not bullying you.
We love you.
We love you.
All right.
That's it.
That's the show.
We love you guys.
Thanks for coming on.
Thank you so much.
And we'll all look into ways to help you get more consoles because what a cool cause and
you're a good gentleman.
And we'll see you next time.
Donald say, oh, Donald, do you want to introduce your nephew?
All right, y'all.
This is my nephew, Maizel.
You can find him on Spotify. You can
find him anywhere. He goes by Isaiah the Poet. Here's his song right here, I'm Gonna Shine. And I know, it's my time
You know that I'll never stop
Till the time I'm gon' shine
Don't group me with these bitches, stop comparing niggas
At 18 did a feature for a Grammy winner
Need more plates cause my team eatin' like it's family dinner
Just laid out the waitress, think I might just start a family with her
A lot of y'all is misconstruin' clicks with fans
And thinkin' that your Instagram a business plan
You know the type that think they gangsta till the witness stand
Motin' fights, we towin' pipes, they ain't really with the hands
I see them Harvard scholars in two seats
So how you top Don Dada with no breech?
In these streets niggas tento feet
See, cut them out their ankles, now they got, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no the night, no
It's my time
You know that I've been stuck
Till the time I'm gonna shine So while my niggas smoke dispensary blunts
A 3.5 of this bitch a cost you your Tiffany dunks
And if I'm sliding this bitch gon' be on my hip not the trunk
Just like you talking out your neck can make me rip out your lungs
I swear this really a game of inches White dealers out here skimping my money or
quite your interest Like the dope bello but we tip the scale on them
I told the hotel owner to hold the mail order We built different, I ill different
European CZ go make I swear that our meals different
I still dream for a day when something don't feel missing
I still dream for a day when something don't feel missing I still dream for a day when something don't feel missing
Some people deal with depression like on a deep level
I been smoking weed since 11, that's why my teeth yellow
I ring bells in my city like on a street level
Even the cartel's fucking with me, Robert De Niro When will you like it? I know
It's my time
You know that I'll never stop Till the time
Love don't shine
When will you like it? I know
It's my time
You know that I'll never stop
Till the time I'm gonna shine
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