Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 703: My Inconvenient Truth

Episode Date: November 8, 2022

On this week's episode, Ted and Janitor decide to make the hospital a green space and Dan returns to tell JD to grow up. In the real world, we refuse to grow up, and continue to have a blast despite missing Danl. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Rob Delaney, Liz Fair, and many, many more. Join me on season three of mini questions on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers. All right, let's begin. Hey, everybody. We are 10 degrees away from freezing in California. I don't know why it's so cold in LA. The sun is out and it's beautiful, but I've got like mittens on. Yeah, like my house is cold. I turned the heat on for the first time. First time, right?

Yeah, and it smells a little bit like, because it's probably killing all the flies in there or something. But that's what's happening in my house. The heat is on. The heat is on. It's on the streets. It says it's 59 degrees, but that's bullshit. It's really 40 something.

No, it's not 40s, bro. This morning it was 47 degrees. It's cold for LA, man. This is not normal. But at least the sun is out. It's beautiful out. It's cold for LA, man. This is not norm. But at least the sun is out. It's beautiful out. It's warmer in New York City right now than it is. Yeah, it feels like a beautiful New York City fall day in La La Land.

I have something very exciting to show you. Oh, God, don't get started. The rhythms in the canyons that'll never fade away. The ballads in the ballrooms that are played by those who came before. They say you've got a warning more. So I bang on every door. No one wants to hear La La Land. I mean, I do.

But I sense the audience doesn't. We have so much to talk about. The audience was a little upset about the shit we talked about. They were like, enough with the Star Wars. Oh, really? I saw someone like, I saw one comment that was like, oh my god, it's now

an Andor and Scrubs podcast. I'm in. Well, I love that person. But to the people that were like, can you just tell us where to fast forward to so we can get to the Scrubs talk? You can eat a dick. Listen, I was thinking about the subject of haters and I was thinking a lot about Taylor Swift because, you know, what I love about Taylor Swift for being the first human being to take over every slot of the top ten billboard.

That's crazy. Is that because she has the level of fame she has, she also probably has the most haters because just, you know, per capita that many people. And I just love that someone with that many detractors said, I don't – it doesn't matter. Look at the numbers. Look at – I'm the first – She didn't say that. What she said was the haters going to hate, hate, hate, hate.

Right. I'm just saying I love for someone saying I love for someone who has probably the most haters that she has every single song in the top ten. She gave you the formula. She gave you the formula. Shake that shit off, Zach. Yeah. Shake it off. Well, listen, Joelle, was it you who pointed out, someone pointed out to me, there has never not been a male artist in the top 10.

Oh, it wasn't me, but that is a fascinating piece of information. Come on, Taylor, for the women. I love it. I'm just impressed with her, and I like the album a lot. Now you like the album? Now you like it? I do. I do.

I got to say, you know, I like like taylor swift and i i love taylor swift and i i'm not a huge fan of the album okay not every song is a is a bop but there's like there's two great singles and then there's some that are very moving i think but you know maybe that's the it's not my favorite record of hers and i'm not no no folklore i'm not alone jam you know i'm not alone in saying this but I do appreciate what she's done. I think this is, I think just for music in general and for the, you know, her path is one of, you know, she's a writer. She came from being a writer and a little kid who liked to write songs. And now she's captured all 10 spots on the top 100.

Top 10 spots on the top 100. It's amazing. I'm just so impressed with her. And, you know, it's like even Jack Antonoff, who produces her stuff, I've met him a couple times, couldn't be a nicer person. I saw that he was getting a lot of hate. People were like, oh, my God, he's making all these albums from all these women we love sound the same,

which I don't know enough about to even comment on but i thought the the the production was really cool and unique and i don't know i'm i'm just like i'm happy for them because like they got they got they got a lot of like mixed reviews i guess i that's what you want mix i think mix mixed reviews with success is kind of what you want isn't it right so i'm just this is this is coming off of your comment about like oh some people were hating on us talking so much about and i know you're kidding and it's like a micro thing compared to what i'm talking about but in the larger scope of things i just kept i just kept smiling for taylor swift this week because i was just like this girl this woman has so many detractors and obviously 9 zillion fans.

She's going on a full stadium tour. But I was just impressed. Look at her go. No one has ever had every song in the top 10 before. That's incredible. That's amazing. And you know what I say to Taylor? Do or do not.

There is no try. You know, that does sound like Frank Oz, but it's actually me. Can I show you guys something that I'm very proud of? Yes, please. I have a visual display. So my trailer and poster for my film with Morgan Freeman and Florence Pugh are getting ready to drop in December. And I'm going to give you guys the first, this is the final print of the poster.

I hung it on a stand to show you. Oh, it's big. Oh, I love it. Whoa. I got to lower it a bit. I love it. Wow. Yeah, this is eye-catching.

Isn't that cool? That's great. That's really cool. That's really great. I'm so excited about it, you guys eye-catching. Isn't that cool? That's great. That's really cool. That's really great. I'm so excited about it, you guys. Wow, bud. You should be. That's real.

That's fucking sick, dude. Yeah. Isn't that cool? That's going to be great. I can't wait. Is it only in theaters? Only in theaters. Audience, please mark your calendars.

It'll be in, I believe, unless something changes, it will be in New York, L.A., Texas, the 24th of March. And then it will be everywhere the following weekend, 3-31, March 31st. Nice. I love it. So please put in your calendar. Please go. This is like one of the things I'm most proud of that I've ever made. And I'm just, you know, we had to pause because, you know, we waited to come out to the spring because Florence had two big movies come out. So we wanted to wait and not have the marketplace be too crowded. And so now it's fine, you know, which was, which

was a bummer solely because I wanted to share this with everyone. I'm so proud of it. But now that like, it's November, like shit starting to gear up for like promoting March and it's exciting. And like, I literally had to sign off, like on the final, this, the final poster, they sent me to print and they're like, speak now or never, and it's done. I couldn't find, I'm like looking for typos. I'm like looking at everything. I love it. Anyway, that's the poster.

And audience, you're going to see it very soon. I believe December is when the trailer and this poster will be placed. Thunderous applause, Daniel. Yes. Daniel's not here, so I'll hit the button for myself. But Daniel will edit this also I love it I'm very proud of it

very exciting I love that you're putting yourself out there like that again man that's always it's always an adventurous feeling you know to be I guess trepidatious right when you're out to discover you know what I be, I guess, trepidatious, right? When you're out to discuss, you know what I mean?

So like when you have that in your, when you have that in you and you're not afraid to say, well, here I am and this is me. You know what I mean? Take it or leave it. This is what came out of me. This is me. And I really feel very, very proud of it.

As you should. I can't, I don't know if I've ever told you that story. it. As you should. I can't. I don't know if I've ever told you that story. Did I tell you that story about Bon Iver saying to me, Justin Vernon saying to me, that's the song that came out of me for Wish I Was Here? Did I tell that story? No. I don't think so. Oh, audience, I'm sorry if I'm repeating it, so I'll tell it quickly.

But, you know, he wrote a song for Wish I Was Here, and it was incredible. I was so honored. And as genius as the song was, and I love the song, it wasn't quite right for the moment that I had placed a temp song. And so I had the audacity slash balls to be like, hey, man, I love it. It's incredible. Could you tweak it? Here's why. Because, you know, it doesn't work quite in that moment

here's why and he was like zach i sat down and i watched your movie and i was really moved by it and i got up and like that's what came out of me and like that's that's what i that's what i have to offer because that's that's what came out of me right so i i think about that a lot when i'm putting my own stuff out there i'm sure this is you know something you can relate to for putting your animation out there. It's like, hopefully people will love it. Maybe some people won't, but it's me. It's what I have to say.

It's what came out of me. And it's so pure in that it's me. And of course, the genius work of Florence Pugh and Morgan Freeman and Molly Shannon and so many others. So I'm really proud of it. I think it's something special. I hope people like it. You know who's not in your movie?

Donald Faison. Yeah, a little upset about that. Well, we have big plans. Speaking of which, I think our ads are already running because my agent sent me a picture and I said, oh, is that an early cut you saw? And he goes, no, that's on TV. What?

They're already out there, bro. No. Our new T-Mobile spots. Certainly by the time this airs. You want to talk about T-Mobile? Yeah, we got some new T-Mobile spots, you guys, that I think are pretty funny. And there's three new ones. And I'm very excited.

I didn't think they'd be airing this quickly. I thought it was going to be. Just in time for the holidays. Just in time for the holidays. I had a lot of fun making these. We cracked up like the old days. We laughed hard. And a shout out to Brian Klugman, who's-

Who's been on the podcast. Who's been on the podcast. Remember, he wrote that children's book, and he's sort of the Don Draper of this, for T-Mobile. And he's just such a fan of ours and such a supporter. Him and Eric Penae. Him and Eric Pinet. Him and Eric Pinet. And so it was just kind of like Brian was kind of like the Bill Lawrence character in this situation, and Donald and I are just doing these ads and riffing, and he's adding more jokes, and it's just like so fun.

I love – it just reminded me of the old days, dude. I love laughing with you and being silly with you. And, you know, they're good ads. But hopefully we get to do this again. And I'm not just talking about the T-Mobile ads. Like, you know, Joelle said that the emails came in or the, was it emails or was it a? Voicemails. We had asked for voicemails.

Yeah, the voicemails came in like gangbusters. I, truthfully, I want to hear each and every pitch, but I guess there's way too many for that to happen. Well, Jobelle will narrow it down, but I just want to say

it's so fun laughing with you, dude, and making those spots, and I hope the audience, when you see them, there's three new ones they'll be rolling out, and I don't know, I guess they're already

on the air, which is surprising because we just shot them, but they're funny. It's nuts. I don't know. I guess they're already on the air, which is surprising because we just shot them. But they're funny. It's nuts. We just shot them. Let's get to the show, baby girl. Let's do it.

Five, six, seven, eight. Here's some stories about a show we made. About a bunch of docs and nurses in a Canada who love to hate. I said here's the stories that we all should know. So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. All right. So this was a great episode.

Really? You liked it? No. You didn't like it? I mean, I giggled, but I think it's a B-side. I loved that it was a B-side. I love that it was a B-side. I love that there was nothing really. It was just nothing really that meaningful.

Yeah. You know, it's the con. I love the theme of it. You know, everybody's a hypocrite. The hypocrisy in a hospital is ridiculous. You know what I mean? Like, how are you going to tell me to take care of myself and you're not taking care of yourself? And that's what we always do. That's what I do with my kids all the time. You know what I mean, like, how are you going to tell me to take care of myself and you're not taking care of yourself? And that's what we always do.

That's what the, I do it with my kids all the time. You know what I mean? But some, you know, I tell my kids, you can't play video games. And then I'm on the video game for fucking five hours in a day when they're in school and shit like that. You know, and I'm upset that they're playing for over a half an hour. Right. You know, it's. You're trying to save them from the... They're in young minds or so.

I fail, but I fail it so... You fail it so much at so many things that sometimes just having a win, even if you're not abiding by your own rules, just that win is enough, you know? Yeah. And that really is what it... That seems like what's going on in the hospital.

This episode is about that. Yeah, of course, it's about hypocrisy. And it's also about growing up. JD finally gets told by a lot of people that he needs to grow up, which is true. I mean, he does the most ludicrous thing, this trying to bash the car windshield of the brand new car that his brothers bought him. I didn't understand that at all. It was so disrespectful to Dan. I mean, even if he thought Dan, you know, my first instinct was, Dan is shady.

Like, did Dan steal this car? No. Like, Dan doesn't tell the truth, you know? I remember this episode. And then, but okay, so then we eventually learned that, no, Dan really has turned his life around, and he's got some money, and he's buying JD a car because JD can't go visit his son 40 miles away, 40 minutes away to go. That's not going to be convenient. He can't do that on a scooter, which he mentions is the only thing he has. And Dan gets him what appears to be a Prius, I think.

And JD's first instinct is to smash or attempt to smash the windshield. I thought that was so, I mean, just from an outside perspective of, I know it's a comedy, but like, what a dick. Yeah, he can't take it. Jealousy is a bitch. And then he says, he literally says, I'm supposed to be, you're supposed to be the loser, not me. I mean, that is so fucking obnoxious. All right, we're jumping so far ahead. No, no, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. We'll come to it. I just, I'm just saying in the overall tone of the episode. I don't know. I just thought this episode, they're all great, by the way. It was written by the very funny Deb Fordham and directed by the man himself, Bill Lawrence. And a little trivia, this was a green episode during NBC's Go Green Week. So I guess NBC at the time had a a had an initiative to push people to go green and they i imagine they said to bill can you please work something into the episode related to to going green for the environment and that's why the whole janitor storyline is about recycling and stuff like

that well we start off the show jd's having a moment you know uh about being a about being a dad. And he's kind of geeked about it, kind of nervous about it, and takes the wind out of his sails. And then we go into the hospital, and now, for me, a scale is... Triggering. I have issues with scales because, you know, it's not supposed to be how much you weigh.

It's supposed to be how you look and feel. That's how you determine your happiness, not a number. Right. Right. But in the scheme of things for the episode, they put a scale in the hospital for some reason. Well, no, there's always a scale in a hospital. They got some new fancy scale. Yeah, but they put it right in the middle of the fucking ER. I see it.

And all the women are freaking out because the scale's in town. Yeah, they're all staring at it. They're all giving it the evil eye. Carla, right away, is like, I could use five or six pounds. Like, right away, that's the first thing she goes to because the scale is in the room. And that's always what it is. Like for me, I could have a six pack and look great. But if the scale doesn't match the number that I want to be,

then there's something wrong. But if you're training, it's funny because, you know, the weight doesn't really change that much. So if you're losing body fat and gaining muscle, you know, your weight is going to stay roughly the same. You're also dropping water weight, too. So the more water you drink, the more water you lose your system. It depends what your goal is. If you're just trying to lose fat, then obviously your number is going to go down if you're doing it right.

But I find that when I'm trying to cut fat but gain muscle, my weight doesn't go down at all. It doesn't go down at all. All that happens is your waist gets smaller and the muscles look bigger and the fat starts to disappear. By the way, I had a really great moment that happened to me. I have to do a humble brag. I saw the directors for my new movie with Vanessa Hudgens and I really got in good shape

for it because even though my character necessarily wasn't like supposed to be ripped by any stretch of the imagination um i was going to be shirtless a few times i'm like i'm not going to not look good yeah you don't want you didn't want the bagel and and the directors were like dude it makes we finally got to the first shirtless they're cutting it like we got to the first shirtless scene it makes no sense that your character's that ripped like he's he's a middle school teacher in brooklyn, with, you know. I'm like, well, he could be a guy who trains. Why not?

And they're like, yeah, but he's sort of, you know, he's a little bit dorky. He's a little bit, like, there's even a joke about you. Are they asking you to come back and do reshoots to him? No, no, no. They're just saying, I was like, well, don't cut around it, bro. I put a lot of work into it. They're like, no, there's no way to cut around it. You're ripped.

And I was like, I can't tell if you're upset or – but I don't really care. Thank you. But that's what the scale – I was like, I'm not going to be in a movie with Vanessa Hudgens and this woman, Evelyn Brochu, who's a beautiful French actress, French-Canadian actress. I'm like, I'm going to look my best. I'm sorry, guys. I'm not like Colin Farrell and I'm going to gain, you know, these guys who gain 50 pounds to be more in character. What's his name?

Batman? Christian Bale. Christian Bale. Yeah, he's the ultimate guy who does that. That dude gets skinny, fat. Jason Segel never cares. He's like, shirt off? Okay, great.

Jason Segel's like You wanna see my dick Here Oh my god He has a funny In the episode Him and Adam Adam Devine

Both of them like Here's my cock Right I don't wanna show my cock In anything I mean I guess I would If it was the right thing

Would you? Yeah I mean But I wouldn't like Just let it dangle there I would if it was the right thing would you? yeah I mean but I wouldn't like just let it dangle there I'd get it going so look alright when I was younger and Oz came out

you'd have to fluff it when Oz came out and as an actor people would be like Oz the Great and Powerful or Oz the TV show would you be on Oz and the whole thing

was always as long as I don't have to show my dick because there were some people who had no business showing dick on that show. Even though it's for, even though it's for work, it became a novelty. If you want to see some dick turn on Oz,

right? You know what I'm saying? And some people would show their dick and would have like tiny dick. Well, I wouldn't, it would be like, you shouldn't have showed your dick because now everybody's going to talk about how tiny look, you can act like it's not a big deal. Well, I would be like, you shouldn't have showed your dick because now everybody's going to talk about how tiny,

look, you can act like it's not a big deal. Let's, I don't care who you are out there. You can act like it's not a big deal, but when you look at yourself and you look down at yourself, everybody's always like, I wish I could be bigger.

Everybody, even the biggest person on the planet. All right. Am I going too far? Yeah. I went to see the play. I went to say play in, in Broadway called on on Broadway called Take Me Out, which has lots of male. It's a lot of dick.

A lot of dick. You have to be okay with penises seeing this because there's just penises. Did you have good seats? I got good seats. I had great angle on all the penises. And, you know, it takes place, for the most part, in a locker room and in a shower room. And there's just penises everywhere. It's the most penises I've ever seen.

Wait, did you see Jesse Williams' penis? Yeah, you see Jesse Williams'. In fact, what happened was someone snuck a camera in. Now they do the pouch thing where you have to lock it in a pouch like the stand-up comedians do these days. And you can't take your phone out until you leave the theater, which is smart because what some fucking asshole is taking pictures. But what's funny is they have two security guards. I haven't told this story, right?

No, we've only been back two episodes, but no, I know, but I don't remember. I'm sorry. I don't remember what I told. So there's two security guards,

right? And they're sitting at the front, you know, stage right and stage left of the, of the theater. And they're there to obviously make sure no crazy people jump on stage and just grab Jesse Williams' penis or anybody's penis. Just hold on to it.

I'm not letting go. Yeah. I'm not letting go. Some crazy person just jumps up and holds on for dear life. But how great would you feel if somebody could just jump up and grab your penis with both hands and hold on? Not good. I don't think anyone would feel good. I'd be like holy shit that's a lot of penis

he could grab both hands for dear life and what happens what happens is a funny thing though right because you're in the audience and these two guards when you start to realize if you're an intelligent person that when the guards stand up, because at a certain point they're seated, right? But when they stand up and start scanning. Here comes the penis. Oh, there's about the penises are about to come out. Because their job when the penises are out is to scan the audience for anywhere, right?

And it kind of tips the show because you're like, oh, there's cocks coming out. They're standing. And then the second the cocks go away, these big bodyguards, they slowly sit down like, all right. All right, everybody chill. I got 30 minutes to look for people trying to photograph cocks again. It's actually an amazingly acted drama. And there's, of course, humor in it um jesse tyler

ferguson and he's sort of the comic relief and but it's not a musical it's not a musical it's a drama it takes place um it's about a an openly gay uh baseball player and how um and and how other teammates react and um incredible acting and Jesse Williams is an incredible actor I have to say and it's great I've only seen him on Grey's Anatomy

I had never really seen him because I never seen him he couldn't be a nicer guy we hung out at the Tony's and he's the sweetheart of a person he played basketball pretty well too

and he's got the most amazing eyes yeah he's a handsome man anytime a brother got green eyes all of a sudden everybody started acting crazy Terrence Howard look at them eyes

look at them eyes look at them eyes Jesse's very handsome and I have seen his penis light skin it's actually playing so go see Take Me Out don't be afraid of the penises but I'm going to give you a little spoiler But anyway Light skin It's actually playing So go see Take me out If you

Don't be afraid Of the penises Okay But I'm gonna give you A little spoiler When those guards Stand up Cocks are about to fly

So Get ready Cocks fly They don't fly They jiggle They bounce They walk If you're cocks out

And you're walking Okay so It's not They're not bouncing it It's not performance No they're not bouncing it. It's not performance. No, they're not taking it and bouncing it. I was hoping this would. I'm not going to lie.

I understand this is a serious subject matter, but I was hoping that it was a musical with a bunch of naked men. No. Dancing with just. Do you remember in Top Secret when they go to the ballet and the female dancers are jumping from cock to cock. Yes. Shit, it's wild.

That was the stupid. No, it's not like that. It's not like that. All right, should we talk about. Anyway, go see Take Me Out. Yeah, go see Take Me Out. Because in all seriousness, get over the penises and watch some great acting. Let's take a break real quick.

Should we take a break, Joel? Let's take a break. We'll be we take a break, Joel? We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back with the legendary Donald Faison. Everybody likes a little ass flay. Don't even act like you don't. We started talking about this incident. Drugs and officials cover up.

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I'm Paul Pringle, and I'm an investigative reporter for the LA Times. This is the story of an investigation that starts in a hotel room in Pasadena, California, and reaches all the way to the top of two of the most powerful institutions in the city of Los Angeles. When people fall in line,

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She had a Harvard plaque. Tricks her way past a wall of lawyers and agents. She's got all of these Maseratis and Bentleys all in the driveway. Is it like a mansion? Yes, it's a mansion that this queen of the con uses to scam some of the biggest names in professional sports out of untold fortunes. About six million. Approximately 11 million dollars. Nearly 10 million dollars was all gone.

Employing whatever means necessary to bleed her victims dry she would probably have sex with one of her clients hide your money in your old rich man because she is on the prowl listen to queen of the con season five the athlete whisperer on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts podcasts. And we're back! We'll take forever. Look, Ted is all of a sudden about climate change.

He saw Inconvenient Truth. Yes. Inconvenient Truth has fucked Ted up and he is really upset and he confronts the janitor about why his van is on. Now, this is what got me. That was years ago. This is over 10 years ago that we were talking about climate change and everything like that in Al Gore. Yeah.

We are now witnessing some of the things he was talking about. Of course. And it's all happening way sooner than even Al Gore's movie said it was happening. Yeah. Not a great time to buy a house at sea level. No, it isn't like if you live in an apartment building in New York city,

just know that you might be looking out into the ocean one day. I'm trying to put solar on my house. I just, I'm, I'm, we have solar. You do have solar. I'm trying to get it on my house. I just, I'm- We have solar. You do have solar? Yeah, it's expensive. There's only one spot where I think it could work. The guy's coming out to assess if I get enough sunlight.

It's expensive, man. You save money in the long run. You get a rebate because we live in California. Yeah, you save money in the long run, but it's a lease or you can buy it. Don't discourage people. I'm not discouraging anyone. I'm just saying to transfer over into electrical and solar energy, it's going to be expensive for the state of California. But there are California incentives.

And by the way, if you have the right amount of sun on your land, you can be making so much electricity that you're actually selling it back to the city. So look into it if you can afford it because, yeah, you might have to put out some upfront cost. But then over X amount of years, you actually could be making money if you have enough sunlight on your property. Yeah. The transfer is where they get you. But in the long run, you're actually saving money. I saw this thing. It's so cool, dude.

It's super expensive. So it's not really makes sense for most people. But it's this giant sunflower-looking solar thing, right? It's the size of a small tree. But in the morning, it unfurls like a sunflower. And it spins as the sun moves. And just the solar panels are like an open flower and it turns to just go all day long wherever the sun is wow isn't that cool that's way cool yeah i geeked out on it and you could power all your equipment with solar energy

and you can have batteries you can get batteries and save it. Anyway. Tom Cavanaugh is back. Tom Cavanaugh is back, and he does a crazy, very elaborate. This one. Before I realized that Tom Cavanaugh was going to surprise me, because I don't remember this episode much, I was like, wow, they don't normally just stroll into rooms with dead, bloody bodies on them on scrubs.

First of all, the door is just open. There's no respect for the deceased. This feels like out of character for Scrubs. And Turk's being so cavalier about it, like, yeah, the guy died. The guy died. He's dead. And before I realized what was happening, I was like, wow, that's a little out of character for the show.

Of course, someone has done amazing prosthetic i didn't know they hired a prosthetic uh artist to do dan's back to look so real like it had gotten split down the middle like they hired someone for like 10 grand to do a very elaborate split open prosthetics on dan speaking of very elaborate prosthetics did you see heidi klumfer she was a worm oh my god an amazing worm like how do you party in that thing she didn't party in that she wore that for the red carpet and then probably took that shit off i just where in the outfit uh and she posted a whole behind scenes video of her like when the costume was just like foam and so she practiced like the when the costume was just, like, foam, and so she practiced, like, the laying down part was practiced

and how to get up and how to move, and then eventually, like, halfway through the party, there was a reveal where she takes the worm part off and she has, like, a sparkly, like, naked-looking suit, you know what I'm talking about? No, but I like that. It looks like skin, but with diamonds all over it, basically. Well, she had a lot of pressure to,

she always has a lot of pressure that moment to bring the best costume. That's her fault. She shouldn't have killed it so hard the first time. She loves it. What was the first time? I forgot what it was. I don't know. Her and Seal used to go nuts when they were married.

I remember that. I remember like their Halloween party used to be the jam. Then they got divorced and I thought, oh, well, there goes a Halloween party. Heidi's like, no, this shit's still going. I don't need to keep this thing going. That costume was amazing. It was out of this world. Out of this world.

So Cox is hard on people. Wait, wait, wait. So Dan does a big zombie hug that scares the shit out of me. There's people watching. They've all gathered. You've helped him do this scary prank on me. And then you're walking in the hallway, and I jump out and go, I'm a monster! Because I'm trying to scare him.

Right. You know what I had an idea for when watching this? I remember riffing that. We did like 10 versions of what I would say. I'm a monster one. I think I came up with I'm a monster. I had aing that. We did like 10 versions of what I would say. I'm a monster one. I think I came up with I'm a monster. I had a great idea. And you guys, since we're in, we have a pitching point at the end of this.

But the Young Dan and JD show would be a lot of fun. Instead of like, you know, like Young Sheldon. What if it was Young Dan and JD and their dad? You know what I mean? Like, but, you know, that would be a pretty interesting show. What about, no, no one wants to see anything without young Turk. And we didn't meet till college. Yeah, but that's. How about Turk and JD the college years?

Oh, my God. They made. I don't know if that works. I don't know if that works. Yeah. You would have a high top fade. That's for sure. Every day in the makeup.

There were no water balloons. There were no water balloons. You know, it'd be funny if we got like those de-aging dots on us and we played us in college. Then I didn't think that could work. I have an idea like South Park Kenny where the audience knows we're going to die. We're in Star Wars and we die in every episode. Every episode you think they're going to get out of it. No, they're dead.

No, they're dead. Do you like Andor this week? Hell yeah. Joel and I were talking about that when you were trying to get your stuff. Why were you talking about it when I wasn't here yet? Listen, I'm going to tell you something right now. It's weird to have you as a Star Wars fan all of a sudden. So we were trying to get the shit out of the way so you wouldn't be bored.

No, you can get the non-Andor shit out of the way. I don't care about that cartoon Jedi show. You didn't watch Tales of the Jedi? I'm not going to watch a cartoon Jedi show. That shit was fire. You know what? I'm going to say this. I'm going to say this.

The Tales of the Jedi show is perfect for what it was for. You know what? I'm going to say this. I'm going to say this. The Tales of the Jedi show is perfect for what it was for. You know what I mean? It tells a beautiful story of how Count Dooku becomes a Sith Lord, and it tells a beautiful story of what happens after Ahsoka's left the Order and how she was capable of doing it. For what it is, it's perfect. It's perfect. It's not Andor.

Andor's a different thing it's a different beast all together but so sales of the jedi zach i'm telling you right now it's so good andor andor it just takes its time and it's just like that was like a 90 percent dialogue episode in animation one of the best things that you can do as an animator is to take your time with your storytelling, with your movements. You know what I mean? Let everybody experience it. And that's what's happening with Andor. I'm not going to lie, though.

At the end of it, I did want the prison break to happen. Well, no, that's going to happen, I'm sure, in the next episode. But they're gearing up. They're gearing up for something. They're gearing up for something. But is it going to be big? Have you watched Rogue One yet? No, I don't want any spoilers. There are gearing up for something. They're gearing up for something, but is it going to be big? Have you watched Rogue One yet? No, I don't want any spoilers.

There are no spoilers in Rogue One. Is Andy Serkis in Rogue One? No. Maybe not. Then we know he died. Yeah. Everybody dies in that shit.

Alright, back to the television show scrubs. I want to just point out a little something But everybody dies in that shit. All right. All right. Back to the television show scrubs. I want to just point out a little something special, though. At 444, four minutes and 44 seconds in, where you usually see Beard Fassé in the pharmacy, you see Deontay and Snoop Dogg conversing. And it's just a rare little sighting. I wonder what they were chatting about. But normally you see Beard Fassé there speaking to other random folks.

If only that would have appeared at 420. Oh, even better. But listen, I've never in all the episodes we've been rewatching seen Deontay on the inside of the pharmacy conversing with Snoop Dogg resident. So I saw it. Something fishy was going on back there. Yeah, there was definitely something curious happening with those two. Something different.

Cox is hard on his patients, you know, but then he goes and he does the exact same thing. You know, he stresses just like he told his patient not to. But when he's pointing out, I want to point out, when he's pointing out hypocrisy in the hospital, the first example is a very tan doctor telling a woman with skin cancer, you can't go in the sun. And that was Anna from Sound. Yes. She was on our sound department.

And then when he tells, when Kelso is smoking a pipe, telling a guy not to smoke, that was Patrick Bolton, our set dresser that we always talk about. Yes. So two little cameos there. Although I feel like Patrick is a nurse in the show. Yeah, he is. Patrick has a bunch of jobs. Well, I mean, I guess that nurse

could also have some emphysema, some smoking lung issues, but he's already been established as a nurse on the show. Just FYI, if you're going deep with trivia. Okay. And so Elliot hates the hypocrisy in the hospital, and she feels like, look, man, this is some BS. How are we going to tell our patients to do one thing, and then we're going to behave this way? And we're behaving just like them. And that comes to bite her in the ass later on and that storyline goes on

to be something even bigger than it then what uh elliot thinks it is uh turns out i don't want to spoil it but in a couple episodes this character comes back and she hasn't gained any weight. And then we dig deeper. Right. So Elliot, but, you know, Elliot's giving her shit about this woman about being too thin. And then Cox calls her out and says, you know, Cox carries her to the scale and says, you're a pound over her. You're a pound less than her, actually. You're a pound less than her and you're 5'9". You know, you're a pound over her. You're a pound less than her, actually. You're a pound less than her and you're 5'9".

You know, you're being a hypocrite. But, you know, there's ways to be 5'9 and thin in a healthy way and 5'9 and thin in an unhealthy way. I mean, just to play devil's advocate. Right. But Cox was trying to make his point that he believes Elliot's underweight and unhealthy as well. The janitor and Ted are now on an environmental crusade. They're going to save the planet.

Yes. The janitor has been forced by Ted to watch An Inconvenient Truth, and now he's decided that he's an environmental officer. But he has a freaking, what you would call a girl scout sash covered with patches with a bunch of patches buttons buttons and patches i wonder if he made that shit overnight yeah what did scrubs wiki say about the patches i wonder what they've what you know that's a good easter egg right there what did the patches say i looked at you know they i i took a gander and they were mostly just standard, like, recycle and that kind of stuff. Let's see.

I'll look right now if Scrubs Wiki had anything in particular to say about it. Don't let me down, Trevor. Well, he's the one. I checked this earlier. That's why I got the Green Week thing. He's the one that said that. Trevor and his posse members are the one who told me about that but anyway we just we found out that ted has head sweat and that he sometimes sleeps

well flop sweat yeah yeah he's sometimes no he has head sweat he sometimes sleeps in uh in uh kelso's office on his bed and uh he the way he got caught was he didn't take his head imprint out of the pillow. And so, you know, Kelso's now telling him, you better, you know,

I better not catch you in there again. I better not catch it in dent like that again. And Ted runs off. And when he comes back, he goes, he, he literally has the pillow behind his back and he's hiding it. And Kelso doesn't notice but then when

he brings the pillow out it's got a big like a microphone shaped uh sweat spot and he goes I had to take it because of my head sweat yeah that dude sweats like that from his head yeah he's a very nervous man all right the only thing I'm getting here that's new is Dan's entrance mirrors that of jigsaws in the first Saw movie. I've never seen a Saw movie. Oh, sure. I see that. And Elliot's patient Robin later appears in My Full Moon. Okay, we need to talk about that.

Okay. That's for when we get to that. All right, I'm just telling you what's in the trivia section here. We skipped the part where there's a fantasy and they force us to get on the scale and and you're you're you're they it says they she stamps tubbo on your forehead yeah because i'm 210 pounds yeah and she stamps muscles what is it muscles needed muscles wanted on my on my i thought it looks like it's added in post right it didn't look it was definitely added in does not look very uh well done if they did stamp us it wasn't clear enough so they added it in post

yeah it didn't work yes baby so the janitor uh is trying to put up parking uh carpool parking spots reserved for people who carpool to the hospital right and if you don't do it you get punished in some way so the janitor's like look i'm gonna put these rules into place in the hospital and for those of y'all who can't follow these rules you will there'll be punishment that i see fit yeah he's gonna assess what the correct punishments will be and for Turk because Turk parked in a spot that should have been used for carpooling

he put a hornet's nest in Turk's car and so on Turk's break when he gets into his car to go drive to get lunch he gets beat up by a bunch of hornets you screaming against the window was I think one of the only times You screaming against the window was, I think, one of the only times I laughed out loud. That was pretty funny.

And then there's another moment later on where it's not even referenced, but you're just walking by swatting wasps away. Okay, so Dan, we learn he flips houses now, and he's really, you know, of course the audience is skeptical because Dan has lied to us before, but apparently he's flipping houses, he's doing well, he's got enough money to buy JD a car. He's doing really well. Which means really well.

You know, because when you make money, the first thing you think of isn't usually, I'm going to go buy my brother a car. Like the first thing you think of when you make money is, I buy my brother a car like the first thing you think of when you make money is i'm gonna buy me some shit you know but why did jd okay now what we started talking about we can finally talk about because we're there in the episode why it just felt i just didn't get jd trying to smash the window with it with the big because he's jealous he's why why jd has a great life but i mean he's a neurotic neurotic mess but he's got his

but his brother's also single and now making a shit ton of money in a job that he doesn't have to work that hard at you know what i mean and he's succeeding and that's i mean that's to anyone imagine if you you know imagine if you worked your whole life to become an architect right and you finally get there and you're making decent money and your buddy who or your your family member who's been a fuck up their whole life uh and who you've had to carry your whole life their whole life also all of a sudden lucks out and becomes filthy rich on some job that they don't really have to pay attention to. The jealousy of I worked my whole life to get here and you fucking just took a, you know, you just farted and the shit worked out for you. You shat gold and it worked out for you.

The thought of that is maddening. But why does JD, he says the line that really threw me you're supposed to be the loser not me why does jd think that he's loser he's got a great because he can't afford to get a car he can't afford to drive and he has a fucking scooter and he's like this is gonna work this i i i fucking feel like i can do this i might not be able to take the kid he said he couldn't he said he couldn't he couldn't. I can't take Sam on the scooter because his. His head is not strong enough. His neck isn't appropriate for a helmet.

It's not strong enough to hold a helmet up. But you know what I mean? Okay. Yeah. I see what you're saying. I didn't track that like, oh, JD can't afford a car because he's technically, you know, not making a lot of money yet as a doctor. And he works ten times

harder than his brother does. He stays up hours that are fucking outrageously like he probably gets in the last seven years, he probably gets, he averages like maybe three to four hours of sleep a night. That shit will kill you, dude. You know what I mean? Like the stress level is...

I mean, I don't know, but I think at this point in their, in their. If you're not, listen, if you're not working, if you're not working, if you're not working private practice and you're working in the hospital, your hours are still out of control, dude. No matter what. Okay. Cox is a perfect example of it. Okay. All right.

That's a perfect example of it. Okay. All right. Now, what do you think about this thing about the game that Dan plays, the constant questioner? That's where he... Where he just asks questions the whole time? Yeah, I didn't really get that. I didn't get that either.

No offense to Tom. He's hilarious. I just didn't get the joke, really. I like the good question part. I think it was just like an annoying big brother thing it felt uh just from a sibling angle very like this is the thing he falls back on when i give him a cold shoulder right i was just like yeah how well it worked is a bit it's a b-side it's a b-side episode donald i don't know man i kind of like what do you mean you're trying to say that this this is like come on when we love him we love him kind of liked it. What do you mean? You're trying to say that this is, like, come on.

When we love them, we love them. This one is, Joelle, what do you think? I did like this episode, just from, like, I don't know. It's a little bit darker than we typically expect. And I would say the comedy isn't. If we're rating this as, like, a comedy show, I'd be like, these are some interesting choices. Right. This is way more.

I agree with you, Joelle. This is way more of a, if you say B-side, maybe a deep cut on the track. But I don't know about a B-side. You know what I mean? Well, doesn't a B-side mean it's on the album, but it's not one of the best tracks? Sometimes. Sometimes a B-side just means, look, we're going to throw some shit out there. Usually, sometimes it's not even something that's on the album.

We just had a song. We're going to put it on there. But wait, 2L, do you know this? Or Daniel would have known this. But can you Google it? I think it was from originally when there were records, you'd put your badass singles on side A, and then you'd put ones that were a little less.

Do you want to know where this backfired for real, for real? Where? Now, you know Wu-Tang is forever, right? It's forever. Wu-Tang forever. Yeah. Right. But Wu-Tang, when they first dropped, they put Protection Neck out,

and on the B side, they put Method Man. I don't know. I don't really know what that means. So Protection Neck is the first single with the whole woo rapping. I smoke on the mic like smoking Joe Frazier, the Hellraiser, raising hell with the flavor, terrorizing jams like troops in Pakistan, swinging through your town like your neighborhood spider, man. Right. And but it's all different. It's all of them. It's Ghostface, Raekwon, Method Man, U-Guard, the RZA, the GZA, ODB, like the whole, the genius, everybody's on it, right? Inspector Deck, like everybody's on it.

And then on the B side, they put Method Man, which was just Method Man doing M-E-T-H-O-D Man, which you think was the biggest single? I'm guessing because of the tone of your story, the M-E-T-H-O-D. Yeah, Method Man became a star because they put him on the B side of that. They started talking about this incident. Drugs and officials cover up.

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a remix, like all types of shit. Oh, I'm sure. There's some B-sides in this latest Taylor Swift album where she did It ain't a B-side if it's on the record. No, she did one version that was like the midnight version,

and then she released a 3 a.m. version which had like 19 tracks on it, all right? Now, if you're track 19, Taylor's not going to release you as a single. It's going to be a B-side. How about this rapper from Amigos getting shot over a dice game? Yeah, from Amigos, game yeah it's crazy takeoff takeoff did you know their music at all um yeah man like yeah man they were they're they're a big group out of the south out of atl i know they're popular and and they feature them on atlanta a lot which is a show i just love so much and uh but i just don't uh apparently it was i mean i

saw the headline but it was over a dice game or something at a bowling alley they think now that it was someone from they went with a record label buddy basically to celebrate his birthday on halloween night and we think that um it might have been someone on their side like just firing while crazy and accidentally hit him. It doesn't seem like the police came out and made a statement. They're like, we don't think any illegal activity was happening at all. We don't think takeoff was involved in anything illegal. We think it's just an accident, which is much more devastating, I think.

So sad. Yeah. It's horrible. Too young. Yeah. All right, back to the show. I really thought this was very clever. Sorry.

Go ahead. The janitor's still afraid of Carla. Everybody's afraid of Carla. Everybody's afraid of Carla. Carla will fuck your shit up. Yeah. I thought the opera thing was very clever. Is that what you were about to say?

Yeah, very clever. So we call it the hedging noise symphony, where JD asks everyone if they think he needs to grow up. And everyone's like, hmm, well, yeah. That was clever. You don't remember that part? Anyway, so I thought that was very clever. Yes, very clever, very well done, very well directed, Mr. Bill Lawrence.

Going home and walking, I laughed out loud at, ah, my scar! From Harry Potter. Oh, yeah, so you're wearing a Harry Potter thing, which I didn't get because I've never seen a Harry Potter thing. What? Never seen anything related to Harry Potter, never read a book. You might like that.

That's a lot of storytelling. It has special effects, but it's a lot of storytelling, dude. Zach Space said no. Are there lightning bolts coming out of fingertips? No. Oh, because that's where I draw my line. If there's lightning bolts coming out of fingertips, then you don't like Star Wars at all.

There's no lightning bolts coming out of fingertips. My nephew's always trying to fucking turn me on to sci-fi shit. I'm like, is there lightning bolts coming out of fingertips? Because I'm not watching that shit. There are there lightning bolts coming out of fingertips? Because I'm not watching that shit. There are no lightning bolts coming out of fingertips in Harry Potter. It's literally... You have to start with the Chris Columbus first one.

That's like, does that still hold up? It all holds up, buddy. It all holds up. My kids watch Harry Potter now. They're scared to watch 6, 7, and 8. It gets... As they get older, the stories're scared to watch six, seven, and eight it gets look

as they get older the stories get way more okay Joel say something say something Joel please Joel what the fuck man

don't leave me on this island by myself say something I do feel like I missed out on this giant cultural thing I mean I really do because there's always

people like I'm a sphingendor and I'm like I have no idea what the fuck that means. Sphingendoor is great. It's great. I would say Zach might most be interested in the

Alfonso Creon version, which really embraces practical effects that are very beautiful and fun to watch. And it's mostly a Christmas movie, so it's got like a lot of whimsy and charm and holiday aspect to it. It's mostly a Christmas movie, so it's got a lot of whimsy and charm and holiday aspect to it. You know which one my favorite is?

The Goblet of Fire. That's the best one. That's a good one because it's the best book! The Goblet of Fire is the best one. How many movies are there? From Twilight and Batman. Vampire Batman. He's up in that one.

Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson that's a good one when they do the Goblet of Fire dude it's like you can't watch nine movies

in freaking nine days that's easy to do but you're watching it with your children which is different I'm not watching it with my children

I'm watching it by myself I forgot well you're a bad example because you're you. You know what? Here's a crazy thing. I watched Tales of the Jedi because I thought my kids wouldn't watch that shit.

Right? I was like, there's no way. I know Rocko hates Star Wars now. Rocko comes down in the morning and he's watching this shit secretly. Watching Star Wars again. Why secretly? Come on, son. Because he doesn't want me to know that.

Oh, that's so lame. Because you like it and it's cool. So he's got to be doing his own thing. He secretly? Come on, son. Because he doesn't want me to know that. Oh, that's so lame. Because you like it and it's cool, so he's got to be doing his own thing. Oh, he's got to be a kid. Probably, right? Yeah, he's like, look, man, that's your thing. And he doesn't like Harry Potter. He thinks it's cool, but it's like, you know,

it's not enough to explode. What does he like? He likes basketball. I know, besides that, what does he like to watch? He likes watching things like, all right, there was a show called Amphibia about these three girls that get trapped in this amphibious world. He liked that. He liked, what's the show called with the freaking kids? It's on PBS, though.

this show called with the freaking kids it's on PBS though what's it called Odd Squad sure he likes a lot of educational stuff because he's a smart kid are you going to take him to see Wakanda forever I mean yeah why not dude

I tried to take him to see Thor he was like it's alright are you going to go? I tried to take him to see Thor. He was like, it's all right. Are you going to go opening weekend to what's the title of the movie, Joelle? Wakanda Forever. All right. Are you going to go? Are you going to opening weekend, doll? Yeah, I would take him to see.

You might want to get your tickets now, I would guess. I don't know. You wanted to get your tickets weeks ago. I don't know if my son likes it. He won't be able to go opening weekend, Joelle? Dude, I can. Listen, man, I'm down on my fucking face. I can get up and do a movie. You're going to call Ryan Coogler? Dude, I can, listen, man, I'm Donald motherfucking Faison.

I could get up and do a movie. You're going to call Ryan Coogler? Hey, Ryan. Get the fuck out of here, B. Somebody said some dumb shit like that to me, like, how did you get tickets to that? And I looked at them, and for the moment, it was like, I could be like, I paid the money for it. But motherfucker, like, it's puffy. You saw what Puff did to that dude from the Power movie

when he ran into him in the street like nigga you know who I am B what the fuck is you doing that shit had me rolling I'm not gonna lie we can cut all this up so Puff was out in the street dressed up as the Joker and he was running into people on the boulevard right and

he ran into somebody and the person didn't recognize him. And Puff's trying to be, you know, cool about it and be the Joker. But how can he recognize him if he's dressed as the Joker? It doesn't matter. This dude's being a little extra about it, though. Like, get the fuck off me. Get away from me. You're a clown, man.

You're a joke. And finally, Puffy drops the act he goes from being he goes from being diddy in a fucking outfit in a in a joke outfit to being puff and fucking you know i'm not gonna say nothing but you know puff ain't no bitch you know let's just let's just start let's just go with that so this is a video of him like yelling at the guy he he all of a sudden turns into puff and is like yo don't you and and then he realizes oh shit i went too far and he's like hey bud you should come to my party and he jumps back in the character but when you come you change your vibration alter your vibration baby but wait here's my question did the actor not truly not

recognize he didn't recognize that it was puff oh okay and he thought it was some he thought it was a guy fucking with him so maybe right but he was being like i'm a fucking star dude don't fucking grab on me yo who the fuck you think you know what i mean he was being one of those cats when you know he was feeling himself all right and didn't realize he was being one of those cats when he was feeling himself and didn't realize he was getting shown a lot of love. I don't know what the lesson I should learn from this story is, but I feel like there's a lesson to learn. If Puffy comes up to you and he says he's a joker, be careful. The thing is, this town is too small to be an asshole to anybody. It's way too small.

That's the truth. The world is too small to be an asshole to anyone, Donald. To anybody. Alright, listen, we're getting close to the end. JD is wearing his infamous soccer t-shirt. Wait, what about him bouncing, hold on, what about him bouncing Turk's head like a basketball?

Yes, that's funny. I bounce your head. You paint your head like a basketball and then I bounce you. It even has the words that go across the stitching. And then I'm like, between the legs. And you look at me like, no. Because one, how are we going to do that? Yeah.

We figured out. You put me into a knapsack. But I have a feeling it's so that you can freaking grab my head and J.D. can grab my head. You put me into a knapsack once, if you recall. And that was not a fantasy not a fantasy so but i'm wearing i still own that shirt by the way it's a classic uh a picture with a that says soccer and has a football on it you know what i found sad was that ted by everyone he's ever cared about has been told he's a disappointment. Yeah. Yeah, Ted doesn't have anyone that really loves him until he meets a lady in the future.

Not to be confused with lady, but he meets a gal. He meets a gal. The gooch! That means a lot coming from a guy who painted his head like some kind of sports ball. Now, JD, he plays basketball. Maybe not well, but he plays basketball. He knows what a freaking basketball is. He knows what a basketball is. So Turk convinces JD that he needs to go see his son.

Right. He now has the means to go see his son. Right. He needs to go do it. JD's like you know what i'm gonna take my brother with me and he takes his brother and they and they both get to hang out with sam this line at the end of this move at the end of this show is the reason is one of the reasons why this show was so good for me because it's two things. One, Dan is reminiscing about the fact that he misses his dad.

And when he sees his brother's son, it reminds him of his dad. Yeah. That's one part. The other part is J.D. realizes now that he has something on Dan, something that Dan wants. And so when he says, I know there's, it's not just, I know like, yeah, you're right. But it's also, yeah. How about that? My kid looks like dad and, and my success isn't, doesn't that he realizes my success isn't necessarily my job. My success is what I'm, is this journey that I'm going through in life. And that's him growing up.

You know what I mean? And Dan has already realized that. My success isn't what job I have or what, you know, that's not my success. My success is where I end up in the end. You know what I mean? Yeah. And a lot of people have a hard time. A lot of people are like, I want that shit now.

I need it now so I can be successful. The journey is the most important part. Yeah. And you don't want to bypass. And showing up in your kid's life. And he's about to start this new chapter as a father. Right. But that's what makes him successful that's what makes him that's what makes him a great person so all of that stuff that

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By the way, I have to say that you and Wilder killed it for Halloween. We didn't talk about this yet. You went so viral. Oh, my God. You were everywhere with that Wilder and you costume. Yep. I'm just going to say my wife called it. Casey Cobb.

Casey Cobb came through. She knew. She was like, yo, we're going to put her in this outfit. And I was like, oh, that's cool. She's like, no, that's not where it ends. That's the thing. That's just how it starts. You are then going to put on your, you know, the only thing that I have from,

the braces don't fit in my mouth anymore because your teeth adjust and stuff like that. But that chain is the only thing that I have. And that's something that I bought into the situation. It was a chain given to me by this girl, Melissa Boner, when I was growing up. She wasn't teased at all. No, not even a little bit. But she gave me a chain with the Superman. Her parents were in jewelry or something like that. And she gave me a chain with the superman her parents were in jewelry or something like that

and she gave me that and i just remember thinking holy cow and i wore it everywhere and uh and uh when i did clueless i wore it in the movie and that's the really the only thing that i still i gave it to my brother for a little bit when he was in his band so he you know had a little bit of that magic and then he gave it back to me he was like i don't need this anymore and it's been sitting in like a jewelry box forever what about the were those the colors of the costume that murray wore no no but you were a can go backwards yes okay well anyway all i know is the real the real star of the picture is my daughter of course of. Of course. She hit that stance. She hit it hard.

By the way, she's going to be a little performer. You know it. Mm-hmm. That was my first thought, too. They're calling. They're calling. Listen, I got to tell you, she's so adorable. And just the sass she had on her face.

She is captain of the SS, sassy. What happened? Now, did Casey ever get into the uh yellow plaid outfit no she never did she never even tried to did she oh did she have one in the house no she doesn't because our listeners were told that there might be some role playing and i just wondered if anyone if you wanted to follow up oh there was some roles we were some roles. We played some roles. Oh, my. Oh, we played some roles. Oh, don't get me wrong.

Roles were played. Yeah. All right. Joelle, tell us what's happening now. Yeah. So, okay. You have two options. You guys let me know what you want to do.

We can either listen to people's pitches for what we do after season nine of scrubs yeah or we can listen to their pitches for things you guys should create the tv shows movies whatever we have plenty of both oh let's listen to let's listen one of each one of each all right okay all right so pick us your best um what we should do after we run out of episodes this is all right there's so many okay i, we'll play three. I'll play that one that surprised me. First of all, how long is it? None of them are longer than two minutes. Okay.

Everybody kept it tight. Alright, good work, everybody. Thank you for submitting. Let's hear an example of what you think we should do after we run out of Scrubs episodes. Alrighty, here we go. Why is this not up here? You know what? I'm just gonna share my whole desktop Hi Joelle and gang and I did email for my idea for after season 9

But I know you get great not to be mouse. I'm sure you haven't seen it so I have listened to the latest episode and I'm sending you a voice notes and Voice note, but particularly with having the break coming back with this most recent episode i think well for me personally what i've enjoyed most about the podcast is just catching up with zach and donald and joelle and daniel you know it was great during covid that they would mention big things happening at the time and it felt relevant to everyone and it would connect everyone you know mentioning what's going on in the world things like that um and just catching up and I love hearing their recommendations for what they're

watching what they're listening to what they're working on so maybe just like a fortnightly sorry that's a very English term bi-monthly would you say yeah two weeks or monthly episodes even because obviously i know those the guys are busy so that might be more feasible to fit with their schedules so the fans can just listen in and catch up with them and you know feel a part of that friendship because i think that's what a lot of people what's your name joelle listening to you every week we felt like we got to know you and be part of the gang. So, yeah, I think it's amazing. And, you know, you can still have people on, guests on every now and then.

Maybe people you've worked with on other projects or, you know, just still have the Scrubs co-stars on just to sort of catch up and hear about projects they're working on. I mean, Sarah Chalk is just always gold. I mean, Sarah Chalk is just always gold. And or maybe, and then maybe you can revisit like some of the episodes where you couldn't get the, you know, the guest stars. Ryan Reynolds, I'm looking at you. Ryan Reynolds, you were going for that. Yeah, she called you out, Ryan.

And I ain't going to see your car. Because I think it's difficult to pick another show as it will always alienate some people that didn't watch it, weren't interested in it. And I don't think it will always alienate some people that didn't watch it weren't interested in it and i don't think it will have the same impact without hearing like the backstage stuff and the kind of inside gossip so they're my thoughts anyway um i'm glad you're back is that laura turnbull is right that was great i agree with laura turnbull first of all how wonderful is that accent i mean i know i know i I'm biased, but that is just a –

I just love when I hear someone speak with that accent. Laura Turnbull, that was very well said. Donald, your thoughts? I agree with her. Maybe that's what we do, where we do it twice a month, and we just catch up and shoot the shit and talk. Yeah, because I like that. Because the thing is, we always is, we love doing the show,

and the show is a nice sort of spine, if you will, for us to sort of have a story to tell throughout the hour. But the truth is, let's be honest, the four of us could shoot the shit for an hour, and we could also invite guests on and shoot the shit with them. I think what Laura Turnbull is very eloquently saying is people, yeah, they like scrubs, but they also just like hearing us shoot the shit and catch up. And maybe that's not every week. Maybe it's every two weeks.

But we talk about what we're watching, what we're recommending. We surprise each other with a guest or – I don't know. That's definitely an interesting idea because I think Laura is right in that no matter what show we pick, A, we're not going to have any behind-the-scenes anecdotes. Right. We're not going to – I mean we're not going to be as invested in it because we don't have the insider memories. We don't have – I can't tell it. I can't say, oh my God, that's funny, Deontay and Snoop Dogg at the pharmacy window

because we don't know anything like that. And she's right that you're guaranteed to alienate a certain amount of percentage of the audience because they're like, I don't give a fuck about XYZ show. I agree. I feel like that's right

but you know what Laura that's your opinion we got so many more to listen to right but let's put Laura

let's put Laura Turnbull Joelle you have a whiteboard can we put Laura Turnbull on the whiteboard as a potential now Donald do you want to hear one more just to contrast

yeah or do you want to move on to the ideas for our future collaborations? No, I think we should do future collaborations. Okay. Okay. So now we're going to hear an idea.

But, Laura, that was excellent. And thank you for submitting that and for saying things like Fortnite. This one comes from Matt and Vic. Okay, Matt and Vic. This one comes from Matt and Vic. Okay, Matt and Vic. Greetings, Zach, Donald, Joel, Danil, and Danil's brother-in-law in the background. My name is Matt Johnson.

I live up near Seattle. I was listening to the November 1st podcast today where you all were asking for ideas for movie pitches for Zach and Donald. ideas for movie pitches for Zach and Donald. And as I was driving, listening to you guys, I thought, I can't get an idea of a Christmas film out of my head. Yeah, I agree. And then later in the show, you guys came up with it yourselves and I was like, oh no, maybe I shouldn't do this.

No, you should. But what the hell, here I am, I'm doing it. And I think Zach and Donald should play colleagues in a public school where they are tasked with putting on a Christmas slash holiday performance for the students. It probably works best with high school students, but it would be hilarious with elementary school kids. And you both have such different music tastes that that would make for a super cool soundtrack. make for a super cool soundtrack and you guys really pick cool songs anyway, like Zach's soundtracks for films, Donald's experiences and talent with his own musical abilities.

And I think that would be a really, really cool idea. And there's just so much possibility. I'm a middle school English teacher. I'm not saying that I should write the script. You should ask me to write the script. But I would do it. I have no experience with screenwriting, but it would be really fun,

and plus it would be really cool to work with you guys. But anyway, that's my idea. School, Christmas, holiday concert, Zach and Donald are the teachers, and it's thrust upon them, and that's their task. And they make it work, and it's a fantastic performance. That's funny. All right. Really love listening to the show, as always.

Glad you're back. Glad you all enjoyed your hiatus and continued success to you all. Cheers. What a nice guy. What's his name, Joelle? Matt. Matt, thank you so much. That was, first of all, I laughed through the whole thing. Yeah, I like the idea of us working in a middle school together

or an elementary school, well, not a middle school. Or a high school. Or a high school and putting on a high school musical. That's fucking hilarious. We're the two teachers who have been assigned to throw the holiday spectacular. And we're going to go balls to the wall.

Yeah. And we're not, we're both, maybe we're both, maybe we were both, maybe we were both failed actors. So this is like, it's kind of like Guffman. Like we're going to go all out. That's fucking hilarious. That's good. All right, Joel, put that on the board matt thank you um very

very funny idea uh this is fun i like our new segment but how does this work though in the end how does this work so so i thought perhaps we could keep doing these each week and then we could have our own march madness bracket yeah at the end we let people vote hilarious and we could do a march madness bracket where you know you guys let us know which well they can vote but we're still gonna that's not good we're gonna pick what we respond to the most but it'll be no i mean no man don't tell them that then they're not gonna vote bro listen it will it will influence us right it will influence us but we're not gonna dedicate a year of our life to something we find mildly

interesting or something that they put us in just to put us in like in that instance I was talking about what the podcast would be in terms of creating a show we're certainly not going to

go out and pitch something to networks that isn't something we find hilarious even if the the audience is like, that's the one. You have to do this, right? Even if the audience is like, this must be done. I really do love. Thank you, guys. And that's a good length. If you submit, Joelle, tell people how they submit again.

So you can just send us a voice note if you have an iPhone or, you know, if you have an Android or something. There's all kinds of recording apps. Just record yourself. Please keep it under three minutes. We're not going to play it if it's longer than three minutes. Let's say two. Let's say two because those were two, right? Yes.

Those were two. I think two is a good length. All right. Two minutes. You can send it to scrubsiheart at gmail.com. And, you know, if you like it, we'll play it here. And, you know, eventually maybe the audience will get to vote or at least share their thoughts on your i like this and then i think when we narrow it down eventually we can have these uh the the the people on and and have them

elaborate further love it i love this idea i the reason why i love this is because we get to get back in touch with our fans i love it it. And I love how those two fans were very well-spoken and funny. And I'm – Joelle, this is a hit. I love it. Yay! I love you both. That's our show, everybody. Thank you.

I hope that you are well. We miss you, Daniel. Hey, guys. Lastly, I just want to say this comes out on Tuesday. It's election day. Please vote. Get out and do it. I already voted early because you can.

I'm pretty sure almost. Listen, anybody can vote early if you get the ballot in the mail. It's too late. This comes out on Tuesday. That conversation is useless because this is Tuesday. If they get that stamp today, if they get that stamp today, if it's out in the mail today, it's still considered early voting. That's not true. Even if it's Tuesday and you're listening to it right now, if you get it stamp today. If it's out in the mail today, it's still considered early voting. That's not true. Even if it's Tuesday and you're listening to it right now, if you get it stamped today, it's still considered early voting.

Okay. But I would suggest, yeah, sure, Donald's right. But if you're listening to this on Tuesday and you're in the United States of America, just go vote at your polling place. You can just, you know, any website you put into Google, where's my polling place, it's going to tell you where to go. And that's it. We love you very much. Donald, count us out. Nurses and a janitor who loved to hate. I said he's got stories that we all should know.

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