Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 707: My Bad Too

Episode Date: December 13, 2022

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but there's very much a form to it. You have a conversation based on that melody and those chord changes. So it's kind of like giving someone a topic and say, okay, talk about this. Listen to the new season of Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys. Hi. Taxes don't affect the weather, brother. I know. I just made a joke that you may have missed, audience. I said it's very cold in LA.

We pay very high taxes to live here. And I would appreciate it if it was as hot as we were promised. We deserve weather like the Bahamut. No, not like the Bahamut. No, no. I take that back. You don't want tropical thunderstorms. I don't want hurricanes, tropical thunderstorms. I don't want any of that stuff, to be honest with you. Look how good I look in 4K, you guys. You're't want tropical thunderstorms. I don't want hurricanes, tropical thunderstorms.

I don't want any of that stuff, to be honest with you. Look how good I look in 4K, you guys. You're not used to seeing it. You are handsome in 4K. Look how good I look in any K. What K is it? By the way, you're like 720 whatever. That's 720p?

Donald's video is so grainy, and your camera on your thing is so dirty. And I've been using my camera. With your thumb. I've been using my, yeah, with your thumb. That'll do it. I've been using the camera. That's not going to clean it.

No. But you have all those materials behind you hanging in the closet. You could take some of those. I'm going to clean it with the Gucci. Hold up. Well, it's funny. I've been using the camera on my computer for so long and then it wasn't working audience so i just switched to a my 4k camera and

i forgot it's a nice camera dan don't look it's like i'm watching you in a movie like i'm watching you right now it's such a good camera daniel recommended we get this one uh i use mine for stop motion animation sorry guys even though Donald thinks that was a gift from iHeart I'm sure we paid for it indirectly this is a very good webcam it's not even a webcam it's a camera it's the Sony what?

Sony ZV-1 I connected my Sony ZV-1 to Dragon Frame stop motion hardware on my computer and let me tell you something. It's magical. Well, listen, if you need a webcam that makes you look quite darn handsome, I recommend the Sony ZV-1, guys.

You need a little, what's it called, Daniel? A cam link? Explain to the audience who might be converting to this thing. No problem. This is the setup I use for my stream. You need a cam link 4K by the company Elgato. It's HDMI on one side and USB 3.0 on the other. Then you just need a mini HDMI cable into a regular HDMI cable,

and you've got a great setup. It's super easy. But the only reason why you need that is so you can charge the camera. That's why, right? No. Well, Daniel, you need that weird... You also need that thing for the battery. Yes.

What do you call that thing? It's a dummy battery. A dummy battery where it's like you have it constantly plugged in. Yeah, otherwise you're going to have to deal with charging the battery. You need a dummy battery that goes into an HDMI cable that plugs in so it's always on. Yeah, that's why I don't use mine. It just sounds so complicated. It's not.

You set it up in five minutes, but we're just trying to give the audience, the four people who are semi-interested, the tools to do it. At me on Twitter, and I'll send you all the links. Yes, hit up Daniel on Twitter, and he'll tell you what to do. You know what song I can't get out of my head? What is it? Mommy don't know daddy's getting hot at the body shop doing something unholy. What's happening in this song?

What's happening in this song? Daddy is on the down low. What is daddy doing at the body shop? Something unholy is what he's doing. Something very unholy. He left them kids at home so he could get that dick, obviously, right? Am I right? Joel, do you know the interpretation of the song?

What's happening to Daddy at the body shop? I imagine he's having a gay old time. I see. I see. Well, good for Daddy. I saw Don. It Well, good for daddy. I saw Don. It's not good for daddy. He's lying to his wife.

Oh, sorry. Lying big time. Daddy needs to come clean. Daddy needs to come clean to mommy. Tell his wife that he likes to go to the body shop to get dad dick. Listen, here's what it is. Here's what it is, right. I'm going to the body shop to get that dick.

Dad dick. Hopefully in a more subtle way can you imagine he says like honey it's not subtle in the song so he can get that can you imagine he's like honey honey this song i heard really inspired me and i i need to come clean i've been going down to the body shop um And I've been getting that dick. Oh, my God. I can't get it out of my mind. That song is so freaking amazing, man. That's even more interesting than you can't get it out of your mind. Maybe.

Listen, talk to my. What are you trying to say, dude? I don't know. Maybe you want to get that ticket to body shop. No, man. That song is fire, man. That's why I can't get it out of my mind that shit is like it's it's like melodic and you know the the old uh uh you know snake charming that shit is fucking fire donald and i went to Amanda Klutz's screening for her Christmas movie,

and we had a lot of fun. Oh, you guys look cute in the pictures. You did look very cute. We had a lot of fun, and Amanda's a very good actress. Who knew? She literally never had a speaking part in either theater or film or TV. She was a rockette, and then she was a Broadway dancer, but never spoke. I was very impressed.

She was really naturally boring. Very charming. She was charming. She was actually very good. I was pleasantly surprised with our Amanda Cluess. You never know, because we love Amanda, but we'd never seen her act before. I mean, she's obviously charming on the talk and amanda but we'd never seen her act before i mean she's obviously she's obviously charming on the talk and everything but you'd never seen her act a script and she was wonderful we've all gone to that certain somebody's thing

where we promised we'd go and we got us face the music after the worst what's. What's your go-to? You guys look like you're having so much fun up there. That's my go-to. Oh, man. Oh, man. Yeah, because it's true. It's always true. Oh, man, the worst is when you go to a play and you promised the people that you'd meet them

for drinks after, and it's like an oof. And you're like, hey. You're like strategizing on the way to the bar, like, what are we going to say? All right, let's think of anything

that was good. The lighting, the lighting was beautiful. I was going to say the lighting's always The costumes were fire. That one song was great. Like, you've got to come up

with a battle plan. On the way to drinks. The problem with it is that most professional theater actors know the phrase, you guys look like you're having so much fun up there. So they know that's no good. Well, I think anytime somebody says to you something that has nothing to do with the show that you're in. You can always find something.

You think so? Yeah, you can always find something. Even if you're like, who's did the shoes? The shoes were fire. Or the theater, the performing space. Isn't it a beautiful theater? Such a great theater. And you guys look like you're having so much fun.

What a space. Okay, so now what happens when you go and see somebody's movie and it's not good? You can always find something. Really? What happens if you see somebody's television show and it's like one of the best shows on television but it's just not your cup of tea?

Then you're fine. If it's one of the best shows on TV, you can just be like, congrats, you guys are crushing everyone's talking about it you must be so thrilled what if they're like I really value your opinion what do you think of the show I guess if it's a close friend

if it's a close friend you can be like I gotta be honest you know me you know I don't normally watch this kind of thing but I gotta say yours is really good well even with amanda like to be honest we were like i don't i don't personally watch christmas romance movies but yours was awesome and you were great and like and that's no and the guy and the chemistry that her and the guy had was amazing too like and by the way

we like but this is one of those things at the end of the movie, we could actually go and look at her in the eye and be like, dude, you did such a great job. Right. I'm so proud of you. But we could be honest and say, Donald and I aren't sitting at home watching Christmas romance movies. I'm going to promote the shit out of this because I love you.

But we could genuinely be like, oh my goodness, that was so cute. I know there's a huge audience for this kind of thing. They make nine zillion of them a year. And also, who knew you could act like that? I hope she gets the opportunity to make many more because I think- I think she will. Everyone out there- I think it did really well on the ratings.

I know for a fact. Oh, awesome. Good for her. I think everyone out there deserves- Bill L. Oh, sorry. Listen, it's bill l calling i'm gonna answer it and put him on but you got off to bill

you're wait you're live hold on i'm trying to make you live on the podcast on the podcast yeah can you guys hear you were calling in you knew all right listen they they can't i didn't i was calling you about something else what's happening i know you can't hear them but i i you're on that we can talk later about business but if you want to say hi to everyone they can hear you all right um thank you guys as always for hosting my podcast i'm grateful I get the quarterly reports we're doing quite well have you are the fans responding well

to those commercials I wrote you did not write the T-Mobile commercials Bill I think the fans are aware that you had nothing to do with those everybody's cracking up everyone's laughing at you I love you let me call you back when i'm not doing your podcast okay i got more things to say okay you

you got one more joke call me back later i miss you see you guys love you later love you that is awesome we gotta figure out a way that we can rig it so that like someone can call in and they can hear you guys. Because my phone goes to this mixer through Bluetooth. That's why it came through. Right. It would be great to find a way so that that could really work. Okay. Can we just finish this really quick thing about Amanda real quick?

Yes. I think she deserves another movie. That's just going to be perfect. It's a given. It's a given given it did really well in the ratings and i even said to amanda no no bullshit you'll make a ton of these christmas movies but you're really a natural and you should be doing you know other things bigger things more uh you know a regular a non-christmas movie tv show right she has in her future listen nobody makes shit happen more than amanda she is we talk about you know, a regular, a non-Christmas movie TV show. Right. She has a skill. In her future.

Listen, nobody makes shit happen more than Amanda. She is, we talk about this whiteboard stuff. Amanda lives that life. She has a vision board. It's a vision board. Well, she does vision boards. She does whiteboards and she does the work. The thing is like, you can do all this shit,

but if you don't sit down and do the work. They don't come your way. Amanda does it. Amanda sits down and she writes down that idea. And then she calls her co-writer and says, hey, brainstorm on this with me for an hour. Like she does the work. She doesn't just do nothing.

So I don't want it to seem like it's all luck. Like she puts in the work. Nobody hustles harder than her, but she makes shit happen. Well, if you are looking for it, I'm sure it's streaming somewhere right now. It's on Paramount Plus. There you go. There's Amanda's plug. Check it out. Especially if you are looking for it, I'm sure it's streaming somewhere right now. It's on Paramount+. There you go.

There's Amanda's plug. Check it out, especially if you're someone who loves those movies. A lot of people do. It's so PG for the whole family, a little Christmas romance. It's on Paramount+. It's called Fit for Christmas. Fit for Christmas. Not even PG.

It's G. Yeah. I'm sure that shit's G. No, it's not G.'m sure that shit's g no it's not g there's like sexual like no there's a kiss what is well there's a couple talking about having a baby i guess that makes it pg you need parental guidance for that what kind of you can't just throw a seven-year-old in front of the thing and be like there's absolutely nothing taboo about it they're like talking about wanting to have a baby but maybe that makes something pg i don't know

daniel i'm sure somebody out there is like if they're talking about wanting to have a baby. But maybe that makes something PG. I don't know. Daniel? I'm sure somebody out there is like, if they're talking about babies. I don't know why I got Southern when I said that either. Sorry, South. Sorry. I'm so sorry. Dear South. By the way, I want to give myself a plug because it's Tuesday, everybody. You see what a good actor I am? It's Tuesday.

It's really Thursday I'm acting because this comes out on Tuesday. Did you guys believe me? I did I was lost in the sauce I actually grabbed my phone I was like it's Tuesday That's what a good actor I am

Let me try again take two Hey everybody it's Tuesday And the trailer for my film A Good Person comes out this Thursday Yay 9am Pacific Daniel And the trailer for my film, A Good Person, comes out this Thursday at 9 a.m. Pacific. Daniel, Daniel, thunderous applause. Yeah, Daniel, I'm not going to hit the button. You put it in.

So that's noon on the East Coast, and everybody else figure out the math because I can't do that. But please watch it and share it. We don't have the publicity budget of, like, Black Adam. So, if you could share it on your social media, I'd so appreciate it. I work so hard on it. I'm really proud of it.

Morgan Freeman, Florence Pugh, Molly Shannon, and so many other good actors. And it's coming out in March, but the trailer drops, as the kids say, on Thursday, the 15th. Did you see Black Adam? No.

Did you see Black Adam, Joelle? Oh, I wish I hadn't. Oh, damn. It's like that. Dang. Donald, did you see it? I did. You know who loves Black Adam?

I feel like you're tiptoeing towards saying something negative about a DC movie. How did you know, Joelle? Joelle, how did you know? Because Scott's skateboarding in The Rock. If I was nine, I too would have been like, hell yeah. Rocco was like, that's my favorite movie ever, man. He's not a hero. He's a bad guy, but like a good guy.

I like, yo, he's better than Iron Man. This is Rocko. Introduce him to every 90s action film ever. He'll be like, it's a complete 90s action rip. Right. Right. The bad guys. Right.

Schwarzenegger hanging dude over the freaking cliff. You said you weren't going to kill me. I lied. And dropping him. Exactly. Same type of shit. Same type of shit. Same type of shit. If I saw that movie, I would have to say to The Rock, you look like you're having so much

fun up there. Oh, God. I will say this. Look. All right. So in my opinion, the Snyderverse needed a facelift. It's now going to become the, what's his name? Gunverse.

The Gunverse, right? And I think that's the facelift it kind of needs. When it came to Guardians of the Galaxy, it was like a modern day Star Wars for me when it came out. You know what I mean? You follow this kid Quill, you know, et cetera. If he can do the exact same thing that he did with that with DC, DC is going to win, but he's got to be able to do that, man.

Like that. I don't, I don't know, man. Like I like suicide squad. The second one is better though. I'm sorry. That's just me.

No, I mean, it got better. You don't, you don't like any of it, do you? Joel, the faces that you're making right now are like,

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Thank you, Zach. Sometimes they give me paychecks, and I would like those paychecks to keep coming. We can cut all of this if it's a problem. No, we can leave it in. It'll be fine. But wait, can I say something? What about a total 180 degrees from this?

Anybody see Lady Chatterley's Lover? My mother called me about it. She was ecstatic. She was like, it's spicy. What is Lady Chatterley's Lover? My mother called me about it. She was ecstatic. She was like, it's spicy. What is Lady Chatterley's Lover? It's an adaptation of a D.H. Lawrence novel, but Netflix chose to make a very, very, very erotic version of it. Is it Skinamax?

For work? It's like Skinamax, but shot really well. It's like season one of Bridgerton. I need to get my wife on that. I need to get my wife on that because I remember what happened at the end of season one of bridgerton i need to get my wife on that i need to get my wife on that because i remember what happened at the end of season one of bridgerton yeah when i must burn for you was said yeah when let me tell you something never ever ever ever ever has my wife been that freaky okay never ever ever listen i gotta i got a prescription for your wife.

You're going to, as a fake doctor, you're going to prescribe that she watches Lady Chatterley's Lover. Thank you. I need good, wholesome porn for my wife to watch. That's it. That's it. This is very good, wholesome porn. If your wife liked Bridgerton, she'll love this. A wife like Bridgerton, she'll love this.

Okay, is there a point where one of the characters says, I burn for you? No, the writing is better. Is there anything like that? The writing is better because it's a famous novel. The writing is very good, and the acting is very good, and it's shot very beautifully. It just so happens there's like eight really graphic sex scenes. Is there a penis in your face?

I didn't count. I didn't count. Is there a penis? You see peep. Yeah. It bounces. You see penis bouncing? You see penis bounce.

Yeah. In the rain. Do you see labia? Spoilers. Do you see labia? Spoilers. Do you see labia? No, you see.

Sorry, let me say it correctly. Do you see labia majora? You don't see labia majora. You see pubis mons. Okay. I'm a child of that. Oh, God. Well, the funny thing is it's well acted and well shot,

and it's beautiful. Don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to make it just about the sex, but is a ton of sex so i think you'd actually like it donald if you were able to sit through it all right should we get into the tv show scrubs that's why we're here that's why people i mean we've spent so much time talking about everything else why don't we five six seven eight stories about a show we made about a bunch of docs and nurses And a janitor who loved to hate I said here's our stories

That we all should know So gather round to hear our Gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald Very good episode. I laughed so much. I laughed so much. I laughed so much. I remembered this episode, and I remembered this episode

because I think I'm filming Next Day Air at the same time that we did this, right? And so I don't know what's going on. I just came in, and I did my lines, and I remember coming back, and there was some kid with freaking, we were outside, and his legs were burnt. And I was like, what the hell is going on here, man? Well, that was how you were with every episode. You had no idea what was happening. But this time I had a reason. It was because I was filming

a movie at the same time. Well, a little bit of interesting trivia for the audience who likes trivia. This was the first episode to be shot after the 2008, 7 and 8 WGA writer's strike. Ah.

So that made me think, well, maybe that's why it's sort of extra funny, because they came back with a fire in their hearts. Wasn't there a long break and everything? Wasn't there a- Yes. It was a whole mess. It was a long strike. And then this is the episode we finally came back for.

And I thought it was particularly funny. All right, let's get into it. Carla, right off the top, is worried that she's ruined Izzy's life. She's excessively worried. Like, to the point where she's gone down the rabbit hole of what could happen. Like, at the end of it, Turk gets shot in the face by Izzy's boyfriend. Well, I'm sure this happens. Turk is consistently telling him to please get your life together

if you're going to date my daughter. The kid snaps finally and says, pow. Yeah. So she's got a whole neurosis going that she's ruined Izzy's life for missing, I think it was a birthday party or something. And Turk calms her down and she says, thank you, baby, you successfully calmed me down and this is going to come back to you. Well, he said something right.

You said, whatever you just said is the most beautiful thing that you've ever said ever. This is going to come back to you. Right. Dun, dun, dun. We're setting up right off the bat something. Something good's coming back. This is when we're on the roof and we go upstairs

and then I believe I Improved downstairs And then you say I don't really like downstairs And I said really well I wanted to try it Yeah I laughed out loud about that That was funny I don't really like downstairs really well okay I wanted to try it J.D. just threw it in there

Right do you think Do you think JD and Turk at some point have docked? No. I think they're like you and me. They're just silly and flirty and uncomfortable in their sexuality. I don't think they

really want to have sex. Unless there's something you're not telling me. I think there's something to him saying, I think there's something to him saying, I think there's something to him saying, I really don't like downstairs. And then JD said, really? Well, I'd like to try.

I'd wanted to try it. Well, I think that you and I probably, amongst all the years we spent together, probably tried downstairs and decided it wasn't a way to go. There's nothing wrong with trying downstairs. It's just like boys in a locker room snapping towels at each other's butts. It's like that. Playing grab ass.

It's like playing grab ass. Just like playing grab ass. It's just like that. Donald and I still play grab ass. We play grab ass a lot. I love it. It's my favorite game when I see it. All right.

A lot of work went into those Space Invader interns. That's pretty good. Very, very well done. I don't remember it lasting that long either. It lasted quite a bit of time. That's a long time. A lot of our audience is too young, guys, to know the game Space Invaders.

But it was a very popular arcade game back in the day. They're like, what's an arcade? You can go Google what it looked like, Google Image. But you would go to the arcade, and that was like a go-to in the 80s, Space Invaders. If you've been to a Dave and Buster's, that's what an arcade is, kids. That's where we would go. In Jersey, we would go to the mall, and there would be an arcade,

and a game was $0.25. Some of the games, like the flight simulator one, was like a dollar. Yeah. You knew it was getting expensive when games started to become 50 cent? Yeah. Certain games are 50 cents.

But the standards, like Ms. Pac-Man, Paperboy. Yeah. You know? All those. Dragon's Lair was 50 cent. I remember that. Dragon's Lair was more money. Yeah. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, that was my favorite. Hell yeah. That was a quarter. X-Men. You know All those Dragon's Lair was 50 cent I remember that Dragon's Lair was more money Yeah

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles That was my favorite Hell yeah That was a quarter X-Men I didn't play that Oh 720 The skateboard game

That was my go to Skate or die Skate or die That was my jam See Daniel That's when I used to play video games In the arcade days The blimpies

Across The blimpies near my house Blimpies Sub shop They had a They had a 720 Blimpies That, the Blimpies near my house, the sub shop. Nice. They had a 720. Blimpies. That's real fun. That's the East Coast subway, Blimpie.

Well, they probably got subway there too. But Blimpies, I remember Blimpies back in the day. I used to get a number 11, which was a tuna melt. Hell yeah. I'm sure the tuna at Blimpies was really high quality. Boone played the mothership because the space invaders were trying to come down it's funny my assistant mark was was in the room while i was watching this and first of all it's funny because i usually just watch alone and giggle to myself he was in the room for a second and he was cracking

up and i was like oh yeah people actually find this show funny yeah um or or i guess we wouldn't be here but um but it was fun to watch him laugh. But he saw the Space Invaders thing, and he's like, oh, it's kind of like Squid Game. You know, in the beginning of Squid Game. Oh, my God. I've never watched Squid Game. You didn't watch Squid Game?

I didn't watch Squid Game. I love Squid Game. I know, but I'm not good at subtitles, man. And I feel like it's better if I watch it with the subtitles. You could probably watch it dubbed if you had to. Yeah, but then it's not as good. You know what I mean? Like, let's keep it 100, man.

Like, the original performance is always better than the dubbed performance. Of course, of course. I'm just saying if one had a, if subtitles were tough for somebody, you could at least experience it. Anyway, it's brilliant. I love it. And then Josephine with the high voice is making the annoying noise of the mothership. Yeah. Oh, my God, Azeem.

Where did she find that voice? Because she doesn't talk anything like that. Well, the only reason they put her in the show, I mean, obviously, she's a funny actress slash writer. She's one of the writers on our show. But they put her in because she had this funny character that she created. And Bill was like, that definitely has to be one of the interns. That voice is so,

I can't take it. Yeah. It's a lot. You in big trouble. I can't even do it. It's like, you in big trouble, Mr.

That shit is like, it's like, it's nails on a chalkboard. Yeah. Anyway. So we throw water balloons at them. They're pissed. A boon has a concussion and his father's a lawyer.

So we have to figure out what the lesson is, because we didn't ever really come up with what we were teaching them. We just wanted to play Space Invaders in the parking lot. Yeah, which sounds like a lot of fun. But we have to come up with a reason, because Boone went down for the count. And his dad's a lawyer, and we could be sued. And so we hear Dr. Cox say, listen up, people, you gotta, you gotta, you know, you gotta be prepared for whatever this hospital throws at you.

Yes. And Turk and JD right away are like, there's the lesson. Yes. I'm going to go tell the interns this is the reason. And JD says, let me write it down for you in case you forget. And I think this is kind of a play on me as a human being at the time. And not knowing your lines. Not knowing my lines. And pretty much reading whatever is on the page.

Right? Yeah. It's like the Anchorman thing where he says. I'm Ron Burgundy. Damn it. Who put a question mark at the end of the teleprompter? What is he saying? Something about like, go fuck yourself, San Diego. Yeah, go fuck yourself, San Diego.

God. What? What did he say? What? That movie's so funny. Judd Ap apatow i remember seeing the trailer for that movie and just the second his face came on screen they hadn't even said a word yet the entire audience was laughing it was a trailer the second his face came up with that outfit on the whole audience started laughing started laughing right away that movie's a hit they're laughing looking

at him yeah just right away and the trailer is just him going, I love Scotch. Scotch, Scotch, Scotch. Hey, maybe next time don't wear a bra. Like, it's just so out of... Did you show your kids Spirited? Spirited was the Will Ferrell, Ryan Reynolds Christmas musical, right? I did not,

man. It's really fun, Donald. You'll love it. It's so silly. And it's, you know, obviously a family movie for kids. But the music's really fun. And I think your kids will love it, especially Wilder. She'll love it. I'm trying to get them to watch Willow so we can watch Willow the TV show, bro.

Like, that's what I'm trying to do. Spirited is really funny funny especially if you love musicals all right so turk opens up the the piece of paper and it says suck it bitch i'm gonna kill jd so he has no idea what the lesson was um and uh boone's gonna sue we are introduced to emory who's a patient with very severe burns and um he's really bummed out because he really wants to go to his graduation. All of his friends are, he's graduating high school. They're all going off to college. And J.D. is on the fence about whether to promise to him

that he can make it to his graduation because his burns are pretty severe. But J.D. doesn't take Elliot's advice or anyone's advice and just promises him, we're going to make this happen. You're going to get to your graduation. Did you notice Deontay is the orderly that brings Emory in? No. Yeah, it's Deontay. So what was the orderly's name?

Mark the orderly? Was that his? Deontay's character name? Yeah. I don't remember. Yeah, I think that might have been it. But I have a question. This is a sincere question.

Are you a lifelong orderly if you work at the hospital? Is there growth? You know? That's a good question. I don't know the answer to. I think that, I suppose you could go, obviously you could go to school and become a nurse's aid or a nurse. And I'm sure there's other positions as well, I don't know the answer to within the orderly world if there's upward mobility.

If you are an orderly out there and you listen to fake doctors, real friends, you are also a hero. Yeah. And we'd love to hear from you. Shout out. We would love to hear from you. Everybody works in the hospital. Everybody.

Think of all the people who work in the cleaning departments and in the underbellies of the hospital that you never see. It's really interesting. Now, you know, in this episode, like, it opens with, I don't know if you remember, remember Lynn? She was the person that was sitting at the desk. And then she slides away, kind of has to, pew! The camera slides and everything like that,

at least in this episode. If you watch it, it tracks Deontay as he goes by you, you know what I mean? I think that was some of her style in this. Linda Mendoza, a very, very talented director, directed this episode. I think that was some of, I noticed she was doing some of that. She was also following the trail of Kelso's muffins in an interesting way.

I think that was sort of a motif or style she chose for this episode. Linda Mendoza, for those of you who don't know, is a wonderfully brilliant director. She had a movie back in the day that she directed called Chasing Poppy. If you get the opportunity, go check it out. She was definitely one of our A-Team, A-Squad directors on the show. We love her. Yes.

And she was always funny. Should we go to break? We're going to take a break. And when we come back, we're going to talk about the fact that Turk not only turns down sex. This doesn't sound like me. But does it while eating Brenner. We'll be right back. Well, that sounds like me, but not to turn me down sex.

Everybody likes a little ass play, dude. Okay. Fuck your sound effects machine. We'll be right back. Hey, my name's Jay Shetty, and I'm the host of On Purpose. I just had a great conversation with Michael B. Jordan, and you can listen to it right now. Michael is known for his performances in both film and television.

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Yeah. Well, you can... I ain't going to lie. I think you treated it like music in that you could really memorize and repeat it almost like a lyric. Like a rhythm, yeah, like a song. Yeah, you're good at that. That's how much I was acting in this episode. Well, I think you sold it.

I think you sold it better than Johnny C. Don't get me wrong, Johnny C did his best, but I believe that you knew Spanish better than Johnny C sold his Spanish. If it were a play, I would have said to Johnny C, you look like you were having so much fun up there with your Spanish.

It's called callback, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, that's called a callback, everyone. That's the second one. And we're not going to do a third because that would be too much. Okay, so Janitor says that for his anniversary with Lady, he cured her fear of the unknown. And then Kelso says that women are like crows. They like shiny things. Right.

Get them, get them. Get them jewelry. Yes. Everyone's sort of clowning on his gift, which is bullshit, because I think it's the most sweet, kind, generous gift that Turk took all this time and secretly became fluent in Spanish. It's like the nicest present, most thoughtful present ever. And JD, when he realizes what can be done, he's like, now we can understand what the

construction workers are saying across the street. So we learned that Lloyd has become an ambulance driver. Now, hold on a second. Yes. First of all, don't they have to check your background if you're going to be? Okay. And also, he doesn't seem to know what EMT means, which means he's most likely not working for an ambulance company. I don't know.

Well, you can work for an ambulance company. You're not a driver. EMT, if you're a driver in ambulance, you'd be totally useless if you're not also an EMT. You're not just a driver of an ambulance. All I know is I laughed my ass off when that dude's hand was missing, and he's got his other hand on the wheel so he can air drum. Lloyd is making the fingerless, bloody patient hold the wheel while he air drums the speed metal that was very funny

alright so then you get a very yeah cause the dude's like don't you think this is like not safe shouldn't I be in the back and he doesn't even

say anything he just grabs his hand puts it back on the wheel and starts he goes shouldn't I be in the back with my fingers? Right.

By the way, there doesn't appear to be anyone with Lloyd in the ambulance. Right, so he must be at UNT. These are always, obviously these are done in teams

so someone can drive and someone can be in the back with the patient. It's pretty clear. I'm really upset. We were known for being the most accurate medical show, and there's some real problems with Lloyd being an EMT. I got a few issues with that.

Now we get into a really weird thing where Elliot reveals that she was a valedictorian in her high school, and instead of reading the speech that she had prepared, she accidentally read her mother's love letter to the pool boy. Yeah. Instead of her valedictorian speech. Now, how did that happen? I don't know.

How did at one point, is she Ron Burgundy? Will she read anything that? She still read it. Right. And she tells everyone, she tells tells who's she talking to i forgot she tells uh me yeah she's talking to jd that yeah she's talking jd that she spoke a lot about throbbing members yes and that she should chase all of my dreams before i was all old and dried up down there yeah that's what she that's what she said at her valedictorian speech.

I have a question now. Go ahead. When you get older, does it dry up down there? Oh, my God. I think so. Yeah. They have medicine and topical treatments, but I think stereotypically as a fake doctor,

that is something that happens right? Daniel why are you laughing? I'm saying this as professionally as possible. No I just love topical treatments I'm a fake doctor dude I'm not a real doctor no I just it was very funny just the wording did I say that correctly? You did

you were 100% right you know sometimes the truth is just funny yeah I said it in a very fake doctor way You did. You were 100% right. You know, sometimes the truth is just funny. Yeah. I said it in a very fake doctor way. At what age does it start to get dry? I think it's associated with menopause. Oh, menopause. So when you go through menopause.

I'm sure not every woman. I'm sure it depends on the woman. Wait, hold up. What happens after menopause? And does the desire to have sex all of a sudden just go away? No. It decreases, but it does not evaporate. Yeah.

You still have hormones. Yeah. Okay. So when is the... Did I miss with my wife the prime time? No, you're still good. You're still good. No, you're still thriving.

You're fine. Cool, cool, cool, cool. I don't think your wife is close to going to medical school. Because I don't think I could... I don't think... I mean, I'd still, of course, be married to her and we could still be married and everything like that. But my wife is banging, yo, man.

Like, for real, for real, man. She is the fruit of my, not the fruit of my loins. She is like, she burns. I burn for her. You burn for her. I burn for her. Yeah.

You know, men also go through things where their testosterone goes down, they don't have as much libido and stereotypically, or before these medicines couldn't maintain an erection. And now there are ways of increasing their testosterone. Obviously there's the erectile dysfunction medicines. So I think both,

both sexes have changes that, that happen. Don't they say going through the changes? They do. What age does that typically happen? For men? No, I'm asking. I was asking for women, but.

It starts in your 30s and then typically by your 60s. For women, it's roughly 45 to 55. And then for men, it's. When is it for men? When their testosterone starts to go down. It's in the 30s, dude. I'm telling you. Not in the 30s.

I'm telling you, bro. Like toward the end of your 30s, your testosterone starts to go down. It's in the 30s, dude. I'm telling you. Not in the 30s. I'm telling you, bro. Like, toward the end of your 30s, your testosterone starts to dip. Avis drop is about 1% per year after 30, according to the Cleveland Clinic. Told you. So, Brenner. Brenner, Brenner, Brenner. Turk wants wine with a pancake. Yeah, which I don't see anything wrong with having a glass of wine with a pancake.

Yeah. And Scrubs fans listening, a lot of them love Brenner. They talk about it a lot. It's a popular thing with our fans. Now, I would like to say, I would like to think, actually, that we made up Brenner on the show, but I know we didn't. I know people were eating pancakes for dinner a long time ago. Yeah.

But Brenner, you know, breakfast for dinner, brunch, breakfast for lunch. Yeah. That was pretty clever. That was a pretty clever little moment. I don't think we invented brunch or Brenner, but we celebrated it. I had never heard the term Brenner until Scrubs. All right. Well, I don't know.

But I certainly know the term. Just like I had never heard the term blurred until Scrubs. I don't know if those were terms before us. I'm just saying. I'd never heard the term bromance before Scrubs. All of the words you learn start with a B-R. Is it braff? And you'd never heard of a braff before Scrubs.

And I never met a braff before Scrubs. And now you love braffs. I love all braffs. So here's what's weird. Turk gets his dream thing, which is Brenner. Elliot's babysitting. Well, he gets his dream thing. He gets the dream thing because he overhears Carla talking on the phone to somebody

about what she would do if he cleaned the house, but she's talking in Spanish. Right, and Carla doesn't know yet. Right. You were very funny. I laughed out loud when you said, I got the fever for some French toasty toast. Yes. That was funny. Turk has a superpower. See, now, I would have, I agree

with Turk, though. I would have still told my wife, look. First of all, this is where I have problems with this bullshit right this was a major undertaking I mean learning a language is not going to buy a necklace this is a major undertaking that he spent months and months and months on the idea that he wouldn't use the surprise because he thinks oh I can have something I can I can have some sort of secret on my wife where I know what she's talking about behind her back. I didn't believe that.

Yeah. I mean, I know it's a heightened TV show. But I was still like, bro, you're not going to tell her the thing, the most amazing present you worked so hard on? And then the most unrealistic thing of all, that you turned down sex when she gets in her beautiful, sexy night. Right. It's kind of hard to beat Brenner. gets in her beautiful sexy night right it's kind of hard to be brenner by the way do you know that scrubs uses that's like saxophone 80s and shit that's like the sax they fucking put on the shelf after the 80s happened

it's like that one chicken wow wow but it's so funny they use it every single time like there's cleavage or someone in a sexy outfit okay I have a question when watching this are you starting to feel like I mean it's inevitable but are you starting to feel like everything is starting to happen to our characters on the show like everything is starting to happen like so like I'm waiting for the kidnap episode you know what I mean like everything happens to these guys from promising a kid he's gonna get to go to his graduation. Like, they're so invested in all of their patients and stuff like that. But it's not as bad. When you look at, like, what's happened in the ER, on ER, or what's happened in the Grey's Anatomy Hospital, we're not that egregious. I mean,

you know what I mean? Obviously, we have fantasies and stuff. But I mean, egregious. I mean, you know what I mean? Obviously, we have fantasies and stuff, but I mean, it's not like you know, it's not like we haven't done really outlandish stuff outside the realm of fantasies. Would you eat bacon ice cream as Turk loves?

Yeah. I used to dip my pickle in a milkshake. Daniel, you probably would. You like stuff like that. I'd give it a go. 100%. Joel, bacon ice cream? It sounds tasty listen check this out growing up in new york city i would always order from this diner called west way diner right and i would get the cheeseburger deluxe with a milkshake and if you're lucky the milkshake gets to you before it's just freaking ice cream soup right right I was once watching The Odd Couple, and fucking Oscar dipped his pickle in a milkshake.

And I was like, that looks good. I did that shit, and it was. Really? It was something that I would do. Ice cream on a pickle. Ice cream on a pickle, pickle in a milkshake. That shit was delicious. Chocolate shake?

Vanilla. My brother used to put bananas on his tuna fish sandwich okay wow that's a bridge too far yeah each their own no judgments y'all no judgments indeed no yum yucky here but damn that is unique um bacon ice cream i don't know that's not for me i don't really dig on swine though really interesting yeah you don't like you don't like well i was raised kosher you know um until i was 13 so it wasn't a it wasn't a part of pig was not a part of my childhood at all and then i i had it and you know of course maybe a little piece of bacon every now and then but it's not something i ever crave good for you man because i love me some fat back i cannot lie

um i would my trainer was talking about this you know this liver king guy he's like uh oh yeah Because I love me some fat back. I cannot lie. My trainer was talking about this. You know this liver king guy? Oh, yeah. You mean the steroid guy? He got caught. He was claiming he was totally natural. You mean the steroid guy?

Yes, the steroid guy. But actually, my trainer was saying that some of the supplements, he stands by that the guy's taking it's like cow testicle and all these like organ parts that are in supplements that we're speaking about raising your testosterone that uh that really do work they really do wasn't weren't they taking antler fucking well he has all these different things but the one that i saw i told you because i was reading about it because i was kind of curious after this guy got caught with taking $12,000 of steroids. But the one, this one, what's in it is, here's what's in it. Ready?

Beef testicle, prostate, heart, liver, bone, and marrow. Sounds delicious. It's a pill. You don't Sounds delicious. It's a pill. You don't eat it. It's a freeze-dried. I am hungry now. No, I don't want to eat it in real life, but I mean, supposedly,

at least the liver king's thinking, and I guess plenty of other people's thinking, is that it raises your testosterone. If you ever want to see people eat testicles, just watch Fear Factor. Get old streaming of Fear Factor, and you can see people eat a bull's testicle live on television. I think the liver king ate it raw. No, he did not.

He took steroids and then lifted weights is what he did. Two separate things. No, but didn't he, before he got outed for being on steroids. Wouldn't he eat that shit raw? I'm sure he would take a bite and then they'd cut and then he'd spit it out. And then he'd take steroids. And then he'd go and take steroids and lift weights. Yeah.

$12,000 a month in steroids or something like that. You better hope you get ripped. You better. If you don't get ripped, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? That guy had such a scam going.

He probably made a lot of fucking money off those testicles. All right, Turk turns down sex. Emmerich is not going to graduation. It doesn't look like it because he has an infection. And then Turk hits JD with Fat Daddy. Yes. The biggest water balloon of all. And he then has a conversation with Kelso and Cox about having this superpower of knowing Spanish and Carla not knowing.

Right. That he knows. We learn that Cox reads Jordan's diary, and Kelso, what does Kelso do to Enid? Something else he knows about Enid. They both have secret sort of passageways into the minds of their wives. Right. And they're advising you as a husband, these married men are saying, dude, don't let her ever know you know Spanish.

Okay. So now here's the thing. I know how you feel about him putting the work in and knowing Spanish, but let's say it was an elective in college or in high school and he had known Spanish all along. Is it wrong to hide that? Yeah. Right. Completely. Right. Of course. Okay. So I wasn't thinking about ever doing anything like that like i would never have fantasies of doing something like that where i could know somebody's language and know what they're saying to you know i would never do that like remember that movie you know what women want i would never ever ever ever well it's it's so dishonest i I know, that's what I'm trying to say right now. To do that would be fucked up.

It was meant as such a beautiful, romantic gesture. And then how quickly he spins to, I'll use this to get my way. It just felt like... The dark side is a powerful weapon. Yeah, it's like these guys are the dark side and it's like Paul Turk to the dark side.

It is. Many people's not Paul Turk to the dark side. It is. You know, many people believe it to be unnatural, the dark side. I'm just saying. Is that a Star Wars reference? I'm not getting it. That is an exact Star Wars reference. Yes. In for Palpatine.

All right, we're almost done here. She's Palpatine, I should say. So Cox outs Turk right after he gives him the advice. Because Cox is a sucker for that. Solely because Turk says, make me. I was pretty quickly triggered to really blow up the very advice that Cox just gave Turk. Yeah.

He's a narc. He's a rat. He's a snitch. So Carla is livid. I mean, I think i just didn't understand why she wouldn't be more happy about all the work that he put in i mean i think i think she comes around well she definitely comes around at the end of it all well yeah no pun intended yeah no doubt but and i didn't understand why he passed out but we'll get to that because the sex was so good

damn he needed a nap He needed a nap. He needed a nap in the back of the ambulance. He took a naked nap in the back of the ambulance with Lloyd. Yeah, and then the reveal of Lloyd, I laughed out loud. Just going with the vibe, bro. What was he drinking, though? Was he drinking a soda? He had a beer.

He had a beer. He had a beer. The freaking dude who's freaking out of AA. I don't know. I took a picture because I thought it was so funny. Let's see if he's got a beer. I'm hoping it's a soda. Because Lloyd relapses.

Energy drink. Yeah, because I'm not. Lloyd relapsed. Well, Lloyd's a character that doesn't really have everything together. No, he does not. He does not. It's a canned something. I can't tell if it's a beer or not.

I think it's, I don't know. But he's in his boxers, and he's got his hairy chest out. And you guys had sex in the back of the ambulance, and he watched the whole thing. And then he was like, just go away. You must have been really lost in that sex to not look over at the grown-ass naked man sitting next to you. Have you seen Turk's wife?

I understand, Turk. What about when you were switching up positions? You didn't glance over? You think they were switching up positions in that tiny ass ambulance? You think they just stuck with one? I don't know. I just don't know.

I don't know. The character work that we did at that moment in time was not that. It was not that. They should have showed the ambulance rocking. It was not that show that you watch now that you're telling everybody to watch where they have the little Skinemax sex scenes and stuff like that. So I don't know what they did.

Yeah, we weren't making, we should make Scrubs reboot the Lady Charlie's Lover version. Oh my God. We would just intercut all the sex scenes. We would just intercut the Lady Charlie Lover. No, I'm just saying Scrubs done in the tone of super R-rated erotica. Oh, my God. Someone is very happy out there.

Someone right now is like, they have one. They have one. Someone's like, they have one. They have one. There's like, they have one. They have one. There's a lot of gay fan art, by the way, Joelle. I believe it. If you Google image audience, Scrubs gay fan art,

you'll find some good stuff. No doubt. I think there's like a Scrubs porno parody. Johnny C. taking me against the lockers and stuff. There's a Scrubs porno parody also. Yeah, there you go. You can find that as well. But the art was funny. I know this for a fact that shane diesel plays me plays turd there's art of uh johnny c like coming up from behind against the lockers on jd i know you know that's getting posted you

know this is getting posted for it's beautiful beautiful. You know it's getting posted for the... Whoever drew it, your art is beautiful. You know it's getting posted for the... You know all these AI things? For the next episode, yeah. These AI art things? We should put in Scrubs Gay fan art into the AI generator and see what happens. Oh, that sounds dope.

This is going to be my freaking advertisement for the next episode. If you've done that, can you tag Donald and I in your work? We want to see your work. You know, the teacher always says, show us your work. Show us your work. Yeah, you want to see it until it's too explicit. Yeah, don't go crazy.

I don't want to see peep. All right. We're almost done here. Oh, so they take Emory. Did you notice that the janitor, when he was working, he was using knife wrench? And they don't address it. I love that. And they never say anything?

Yeah. I love it when we do stuff like that. Like knife wrench, he's using knife wrench, but they just don't discuss it. Nobody ever talks about it. So they take Emory to his graduation. They pump him full of drugs so he can walk across the stage. They're trying to be good doctors. Emory instantly collapses graduation. They pump him full of drugs so he can walk across the stage. They're trying to be good doctors. Emory instantly collapses

on the stage. Didn't go as well as they planned. It did not go well at all. And then J.D., we cut to us seeing J.D. and Elliot are talking about why don't they hang out much more and... They make that infamous pact that

everybody makes in the... We well always going to be friends well no that's not the infamous pack well that is the infamous pack but the infamous pack is no matter what yeah well then he says what if one of us starts dating like a super hottie and like then they're like wow but it's like but it's kind of

like let's keep it open let's keep it open for us to always be close, no matter what. And then we cut to Spanish without subtitles. And I didn't know what was said until I went to Scrubs Wiki. Do you know what was said? Motherfucker, I already prefixed in the beginning of the motherfucking show that I don't speak Spanish or understand it. Well, I don't either.

And I never knew what was said until I went to Trevor's Scrubb's Wiki. I hope he didn't let us down. What did we say? Do you think they'll ever get together? You say, I bet that Elliot and JD will be back together in the next five weeks.

Next five episodes. And she says, not everyone's going to like that. A total nod to the audience. The next five weeks, that's going to happen, and not everyone's going to be a fan of it. And then they walk by Dr. Kelso in the trash. Okay, so we didn't talk about this at all in the show.

Have you done this? Have you eaten desserts that you promised you threw away out of the garbage? Yeah, the freaking Mrs. Field cookie cake. I think everybody's done that, though. That's in a movie. It's in a Judd Apatow movie. I think everybody has done that, though.

I think that's actually something everyone. I've done that. My wife has done that. You've never done that, Daniel? You've done that, Daniel. Even desserts I'd thrown away out of the garbage no if it's in the box still

and nothing's touching it oh yeah that's not really in the garbage this cake is in the garbage yeah in a hospital cafeteria he's wiping he's wiping apple

off of it once it's touched actual debris it's gone but otherwise that's a wrap that's a wrap debris

I never heard of it I'm just being goofy debris oh debris um yeah well yeah Kelso man Otherwise. That's a wrap. That's a wrap. Debris. I never heard of it. I'm just being goofy. Debris. Oh, Debris. Yeah. Well, yeah, Kelso, man, he's got a problem. They're really setting up that he's got a sugar addiction.

Well, he's eaten muffins throughout the whole, for the last three shows he's been eating We didn't mention that he's got this little shtick where Cox keeps ruining all his treats by throwing them away. And then he's like, oh, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm aware of what you're doing and thank you. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm losing weight. I can finally use the real, the real button holes on my, on my belt. Anyway, very funny episode. It was really, it was really funny. Shout out Linda, Linda Mendoza.

Great episode. Yes. And the writer who was, was he a regular writer? I forgot. Donald Clarence Livingston. Yes. Yes. He went on to write on Cleveland and stuff. Okay.

Clarence Livingston wrote this episode. Very good work. Very funny. What else? Oh, Joel, we're going to take a break and then we're going to come back for some audience submissions. We'll be right back after these fine words. Eat these bowls, Zach.

Hey, my name's Jay Shetty, and I'm the host of On Purpose. I just had a great conversation with Michael B. Jordan, and you can listen to it right now. Michael is known for his performances in both film and television. His breakout role was in Fruitvale Station, playing Oscar Grant, which earned him

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. And we're back. That sound cue is so relevant to this, what we're talking about. Eat these balls, Zach. Eat these balls, Zach. Are you talking about the liver king? Yeah.

I mean, you're saying eat these balls, meaning your balls, which are human balls. And the liver king is saying eat cow balls. But it's similar. But very, very. I don't, but I'm not saying I literally want you to eat my balls. I'm just saying, you know, put them in anyway. Yeah, I get it. Can I tell you something?

Look what found its way into the sound machine. Zach and Donald are gay newlyweds in house arrest. There it is. There it is. That's my favorite. Hold on. Zach and Donald are gay newlyweds in house arrest. Oh, Steve.

That is the best. That guy's good. He should be pitching in Hollywood. I'd buy whatever he has. All right, Joelle, go ahead. What do we have up first? All right, so first we have a podcast pitch. Hi, y'all.

This is Caitlin from Texas, first-time caller, long-time listener. My pitch for the podcast is that y'all should do a pilot only rewatch show in other words you pick any tv show that you want but you only watch its pilot episode this will allow you to have a great amount of flexibility because you can watch anything from san fredinson cispin city yeah but it won't require any further commitment to finish watching the series great idea also bonus points anytime you pick a show featuring your friends from Scrubs or other ventures because you can have those folks on to talk about whatever pilot episode you're discussing that week.

Great idea. Going to go ahead and manifest this now. Can't wait to hear your TV Pilots Rewatch show. Oh, she even has a theme song going. Okay, bye. By the way, that's a great idea. What's her name, Joelle? That was Caitlin.

Caitlin, great idea. Caitlin, great idea, actually. That actually is a, go ahead. Well, I'm just saying it's a variation on one of my earlier ideas, which was we could narrow it down to a bunch of shows and then try the pilot

and then decide which one we want to explore more. But Caitlin's idea is a good one. We can try ones where we happen to know people. Well, there's shows that I've never seen that I've always wanted to watch also. Like, I've never watched Six Feet Under. I've never watched, you know, the majority of the shows that were hit shows. I never watched them. So to watch the pilot would be really interesting and to see where all of these guys who are now ultimately famous and or award-winning actors, how they all started on television.

I think Community would definitely be on the list. Yeah, for sure. Because it has so many actors we like and also some of our Scrubs writers and also a similar tone, I'm told, to Scrubs. Well, community sounds like, what was it, Parks and Rec would be one? Yes. The offices, pilot, you know.

You mean, do you mean plural offices like the UK and the American? Yeah, both. Yeah, that's a good idea. All right. That's awesome. Put that on the list. Put that on the whiteboard. On the list.

And now we have a movie pitch called Treasure Adventure from Kevin with another great accent. Okay. Hi, Zach, Donald, Joelle, and Daniel. Hope you're all keeping well. This is Twiggy from Ireland. And I have got a bit of a pitch free. So let me get straight into it. So Zach and Donald go on a holiday to the west of Ireland.

And on their trip, they go into a nice quiet pub for a few pints. In there, as they are drinking, two drunk locals come over to them, blabbing on about an old local story about hidden treasure up the coast that they are looking for. As these two drunks leave the pub, they drop their satchel and out of it falls an old parchment. Donald picks it up and realizes it's an old map dated in the 17th century. They talk about it loudly and excited, as is Donald's way, and decided to embark on a treasure hunt. In the corner of this pub a man sits listening

to all that's going on while covering his identity with a broadsheet newspaper. When Zach and Donald leave it's revealed that it's Neil Flynn who was originally following the two drunks.

He adventures a cat and mouse race to the treasure full of comedy. You'll have to write the comedy yourself, lads. Well, hope you like that. I love it. Hope this gets on the show.

Take care of yourselves. Good luck. You know what I love? You know what I love about all of these pitches? His accent, yeah. Well, not just his accent, but I love that it's like everything kind of exists in the Scrubs verse.

You know what I mean? The Scrubs verse? Every pitch is, Zach and Donald are going up against Neil Flynn, John C. McGinley. It's always something like that. I love that. I love that a lot. Well, listen, I love a treasure hunt.

Donald and I are big Goonies fans. So you had me at Goonies in Ireland. I'm there. What's his name, Joel? Are there a lot of... Kevin, is there a lot of missing treasure in Ireland? Well, there is now. Because if so, I am more than happy to make a little trip.

It would fund Donald. It's also in the spirit of your very favorite, well, one of your very favorite movies, and that's Raiders of the Lost Ark. Well, I'm going to tell you something right now. If I had the opportunity to be Indiana Jones-esque. I'm not saying, oh, esque, yeah, esque. And find something of relevance to, you know,

like a relic of some sort, like perhaps a magical relic, a mystical relic. He's saying, we hear these drunks in an Irish pub, and they- We're going to believe drunks in an Irish pub? Well, they leave their satchel. Right. And their satchel has- The parchment falls out, right. It has a parchment a la Goonies.

Yeah. And the janitor's behind a, what did he say, a broad sheet newspaper? Yeah. With the freak, it's got to be raining outside. And he also has to have, the janitor needs to have one of those twisty mustaches. Neil would love it. And there's like a freaking, like when he reveals there's a thunder crack outside and lightning flashes. And you see his face.

I know it's random for Hooch to be there, but Hooch needs to be there. Yes. And Bill Lawrence, it's Bill Lawrence's be there, but Hooch needs to be there. Yes. And Bill Lawrence. It's Bill Lawrence's treasure. Yes. He's got to be after. I would like Hooch to be one of the people that's after us. In the spirit of the Goonies, they had the two brothers and the mama.

Right. So it's Hooch. No, the janitor is mama. And Hooch is one of the brothers. Okay. So who would the other brother be then? Who's a nemesis? Rob Mac then? Who's a nemesis? Rob Macchio?

Who's a nemesis? Oh, my God. That's hilarious. Oh, my God. Hooch and the Todd as the bad guys chasing us. And even though it's like cold in Ireland, Rob is still in a banana hammock. Still in a banana hammock. But it's like an Irish banana hammock.

Irish banana hammock. But it's like an Irish banana. I love it. I love it. I love this game. We play at the end of each episode. It's very fun. You make us laugh audience.

Thank you so much for your submissions. Keep submitting them to, um, Joel, what's the email address? Scrubs. I heart at gmail.com. Yeah. And just keep them under two minutes.

They're very funny. We appreciate it. Anything else? Guys, don't forget my trailer this Thursday. Please check it out. Please share it if you're on social media with your peeps. I really appreciate it. I hope you like it. I'm really proud of it. It's called A Good Person. Anything else you guys want to say? Yeah, I just

want to give a shout out to my wife. It was her birthday this last week. Hey, shout out, Casey. She is a, well, I don't want to give her age, but she's a mom and a wife and a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, this is going horrible, but she's a wonderful, wonderful person. Take three. You got this. Don't cut any of this.

Just say happy birthday. She is a wonderful, wonderful person who uh in all honesty she she she takes care of my me and our children in all sense of the words when i say she takes care of me she literally like when emails are sent out if my wife's not on the email i'm probably not gonna get it because i'm i'm she saved so many relationships for me. I don't know if Zach and I's relationship would be so strong if it wasn't for my wife. I don't know if I'd be where I am today if it wasn't for my wife. So with that, I want to say happy birthday and I totally appreciate you.

And I'm so happy I have a podcast where I can freaking talk about how much I love you weekly. Oh, we love you too, Casey. That's very sweet. We love you, Casey. Happy birthday. And we're how much I love you weekly. Oh, we love you too, Casey. That's very sweet. We love you, Casey. Happy birthday. And I'm so lucky to have you in my life. And we love you.

Five, six, seven, eight. Some stories about a show we made About a bunch of docs and nurses And a janitor who loved making I said he's got stories that we all should know. So gather round to hear our... I'm Raquel Willis. Join me on my new podcast, Queer Chronicles,

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