Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 711: My Princess with Sarah Chalke

Episode Date: February 7, 2023

On this week's episode, Cox fantasizes the real-life hospital activities for Jack's bedtime story. In the real world, we got Sarah Chalke back and she has more amazing stories for us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listen and subscribe to the Martha Stewart Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Guys, I'm phrasing. Why? Why don't you have any heat on? I don't have the heat on because we found out that the the house that we bought is really old built in 1979 that's old for california not the rest of the earth well in california that's old especially when the hardware that was put in the house is still the hardware oh yeah when i redid my wife 2020 dude when i fixed up my my house i pulled cloth wiring out of the wall so that's cloth wiring is like from the 30s

my dude my dude the heater is from 1979 and was broken yeah Yeah, well, didn't you think when you bought a 1979 house, you were probably going to need to fix the heater? It's not over. Oh, God. My wife was like, why won't the downstairs heat up? Right. It's a little warm, but it's cold outside. If you live in Los Angeles right now, you know how cold it is.

For LA, yes. My dude, I have two hoodies on right now. That's how cold it is. I know. Oh, poor baby. I know. The HVAC guy comes out, turns it on, goes for a little walk around the house to try and feel the heat. Oh, I thought you meant he was so upset by what he saw, he needed to go on a little walk. Turns it on, goes around the house, tries to feel the heat. Oh, I thought you meant he was so upset by what he saw he needed to go on the walk.

Turns around, goes around the house, tries to feel the heat, doesn't feel it. Goes to check back on the heater. There's smoke. He's like, what the? Didn't you have an inspector that would have looked at this before

you bought the house? The inspector missed this. I don't know how, but the inspector missed a lot of shit this time around. The inspector missed? The inspector, I don't know what the fuck the inspector was doing when inspecting my house, but the inspector missed a lot of shit, Zach. Right. A lot of shit. Well, you should tell that inspector.

You should call him and be like, hey, just so you know, you missed all of this shit. And that's going to do nothing. No, it might make you feel better to be like, bro, you should have turned the heater on and seen that it was smoking. Leave a bad review on Yelp. Not only that it was leaking ozone. There's a little thing called carbon monoxide poisoning. Right. Well, this is, I'm sorry that this has happened to you.

He immediately shut off the heat, Zach. You know you're yelling. I'm upset. I'm upset. I know. I just want you to know that we're welcoming our audience in, and you're kind of screaming at them. Well, they need to hear this because they need to hear it.

I know, but we have a microphone. You don't have to yell at a level that they can hear it, you know, without the mic across the country. You're going to have to adjust. He's right. You are going to have to fix it. We have a microphone. You don't have to yell at a level that they can hear it without the mic across the country. He's right. You are going to have to adjust. Don't you worry about it. That's on me. Welcome, listeners. I apologize, but one of our co-hosts is very mad right now. He cut the heat off

throughout the house except for my children's room and our bedroom to roam around my house. It is so cold. Okay. Well, I'm sure that you're going to buy a new heater, right? Yes, Zach.

Are you going to live like this? No, Zach. You can make your kids wear double O's. Hey, I have to eat my words, audience. Here we go. No, I just want to say, and i should have learned i should know this lesson because so many great shows that i love do not kick in for a few episodes sometimes you're kind of like okay i'm curious but i want to see more you've intrigued me i've seen a lot

of love for shrinking um uh for on the on the interwebs but i gotta say when this goes live there'll be four that'll up four that will be up and episode three and four are really good so check it out but i continued because of all the love for last of us episode three including from joelle and from so many other people i know and people on the on instagram were like wow and so without any spoilers i'm just going to say that that was a really beautiful episode and it From so many other people I know and people on Instagram were like, wow. And so without any spoilers, I was going to say that that was a really beautiful episode and I really liked it a lot. And it was an example of how a show about zombies can be about way more. Yeah.

It's a show about love. All different types of love. Now, Joelle, I have a question for you because I'm not on Twitter or Facebook or TikTok or, you know, gay date. What was the reaction to it being, I'll just say the obvious that's everywhere, that it being a gay couple? Because it wasn't that way, I assume, in the game. And I know that people can get very hostile about these kind of things. How was the reaction on the interwebs? I'm going to say very, very, very light game spoilers. It's different than the game.

In the game, it's hinted that these two are in a relationship. They just went all the way on the show. Yeah, well, and in the game, it's so much more tragic. One of the characters does not decide to change or evolve at all. And it causes the other character to grow resentful and eventually, uh, meets his end in a very sad and tragic way. Uh,

versus here where it's just such a loving story. I think the reactions have been mixed and critically, it's a huge success. I think for the queer community, it's, oh gosh, it's so wonderful success, I think, for the queer community. It's oh, gosh, it's so wonderful. I'll just say this is no spoilers if you know anything about this show, but it's two middle aged men falling for one another. And it's really lovely and it's not something we get to see a lot. Some of the gamer bros were upset.

I've seen ridiculous comments like, oh, this is a filler episode or this doesn't push the plot forward. I would say go back and watch the opening and closing scenes and reflect on what that middle portion is telling you about your two main characters. I think it's very lovely and powerful. Yeah, I just wondered because I know that there's been controversies with the gamer community and thinking that things were becoming woke and all that sort of culture that I'm not really that savvy on, and I know you are. I just wondered if there was – I thought it was so beautiful. I just wondered how the web responded. You're saying pretty positively except for obvious exceptions.

Yeah, that one small toxic community is upset, but I don't think they're going anywhere. Did you call them gamer bros? Is that what they're called? There is a group of people called gamer bros. I think the gamer bros were mostly excited about this development and change. The toxic bros were less so. But, you know, they'll come back anyway. There's a group called the toxic bros?

The toxic bros. The internet has a lot of toxic bros. pros yeah just angry dudes who are like why do i have to look at gay people yeah get a life yeah we're here i heard this quote from this writer seth godin that really stuck with me about social media and he said i have no interest reading people day trading their emotions oh yes oh yes that's a good one that really landed with me i was like wow that kind of is what what what so much of the internet is people day trading their emotions facts that fucking landed with me yeah get off the internet guys it's better than the real world yo you, you know what? I'm going to be honest with you.

The internet is great for shopping. That's really it. Like 100% B. And you know what I mean? Because now even news is like, where are you getting your news? You know what I mean? Like that's the next. Well, I read on the news.

Well, where are you getting your news? Because everybody has a different point of view when it comes to the news. And in the spirit of that, I just want to give a shout out to this book I'm reading, which will blow your mind. And you guys all have to read it. And if you're a reader out there or listen to the audio book, it's called The Chaos Machine. I heard about it on a different podcast. The Chaos Machine, the inside story of how social media rewired our minds and our world. It's by Chaos Machine, The Inside Story of How Social Media Rewired Our Minds and Our World. It's by Max Fisher.

You can get it on audiobook or obviously regular book. But it is blowing my mind. And it's just really, really fascinating and about exactly what Donald said about how the world now consumes news and blah, blah, blah. Well, we are we are your favorite entertainment source when it comes to if you're listening right now, when it comes to news. So I got some news. I finally watched. Black Panther 2. Oh, oh, it was not the reveal I was expecting. I finally watched Black Panther 2. Oh. Oh. That was not the reveal I was expecting.

I wouldn't have thought you were going to say that. I thought you were going to say Shrinking. Did you watch Shrinking? No. Wow. I even asked you to. It's so funny. I want to watch Shrinking the movie, not Shrinking. I like to binge, man.

That's just how I am. Okay. Well, there's four up. You can watch four, for goodness sake. But anyway, okay. Yeah, but then by the time I get to five, I'm going to be like, come binge, man. I don't. That's just how I am. Well, there's four up. You can watch four, for goodness sake. But anyway. But then by the time I get to five, I'm going to be like, come on, man. I need more. Listen, a man can only ask.

That's all. No disrespect. No disrespect to Mr. Harrison Ford. No disrespect to Mr. Bill Lawrence. I think they both would feel disrespected. In fact, I'm going to text them both. Oh, word. I'm going to text them both.

Oh, word. That's what's funny. It's like it's so hard to get you to watch something, and I'm like, what if there was a piece of content that was written by one of your favorite writers and stars your favorite actor? You're like, nope. So anyway, okay, go ahead with what you did watch. You watched Black Panther 2? Oh, my goodness gracious, man. First of all, Michael B. Jordan is growing as a star.

And when I say he's growing as a star, he is getting very, very good at acting and touching anger, emotions. Like in this movie, for those of you who've seen it you know i don't want to give away any spoilers but by the time it gets to his part holy cow killmonger was right killmonger was right that's all i'm gonna say red alert red alert no whoa daniel is our special guest for the audience here our special guest is in the waiting room. Okay, let's bring her in. Audience, this is the finale of Season 7. And by the way, some trivia for you guys. I don't know if you even knew this, Donald Faison.

This is the 150th 150 episode of Scrubs. Wow. I did not know that. I have, we should 5, 6, 7, 8 before we get into anything, right? Okay, okay. No, no, do it. Do it, and then we'll bring in the special guest. 5, No, no, do it, do it. And then we'll bring in a special guest. 678.

Some stories about a show we made about a bunch of docs and nurses in a Canada who love to hate. I said, here's a story that we all should know. So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Dono. finale. And we've told you that audiences thought it was a series finale because we didn't know if we were coming back. It was never intended to be that. And gosh, I got to tell you, I really, really, really enjoyed it. I don't think I've seen it since. And it's really fun. Well, this episode is definitely one of those episodes that has to happen before Kelso gets

eliminated from the hospital. Because if it doesn't, it doesn't make sense, right? So if this were the season, this is what's crazy about the writer's strike and what happened. If this were like in the beginning of the series, I mean, the beginning of the season, like it was meant to be, it would have made a lot more sense. But watching it but watching it i'm like wait a second they almost kissed wait a second this almost wait i don't understand what's and then i had to remember oh that's right this is out of whack but yes very funny yeah and a lot of money was spent i forgot to be the biggest budget scrubs episode ever i think budget Scrubs episode ever.

I think yeah, easily. So much special effects. Just gluing Judy and I together had to cost most of the budgets that would have been on all of the other episodes. And also the monster and the sets and everything. But before we get into it, let's bring in the very special guest.

The princess herself everybody. All the way from Canada. Daniel, hit the all the way from Canada. Danil, hit the button and let her in. Let's see, everyone, if she can handle, if she can get in without any mess-ups. Let's watch. Hey! Is it working?

Sarah Chalk, everybody. Sarah Chalk, everybody. Give it up for Sarah Chalk. Thunderous applause. Continue. Danil, do I get an A plus? Is it working? Is everything working? You're recording on your phone.

Your headphones are in. We can hear you. Sarah, I'm so proud of you. It took seven seasons. Guys, it's happening. Yeah, I had a little bit of anticipatory technological anxiety. I felt like it was time that I did it right. You nailed it.

I know. I texted Sarah this morning. I said, hey, just remember, it's 11 a.m. And she said, I'm anxious. It was like 8.30. She's like, I'm already anxious about being able to get on correctly. I'm worried about the headphones situation. I was driving the kids to school and I was like, the charging.

Everything needs to be charged. The computer needs to was like the charging everything needs to be charged the computer needs to be charged the headphones need to be charged my brain needs to be charged I am so proud of you I'm so proud of you Sarah it took seven seasons we're running out of time so we really needed you

to get one right Zach there needs to be no insult no sly remarks. No, I'm not making any. I love you, and I'm so happy you're here. And gosh darn it, are you beautiful in this episode of television. I mean, you're beautiful now on the Zoom call.

You're beautiful right now. You are so pretty. I couldn't take my eyes off you. You look so stunning in this episode. Well, that is very kind. I feel like I had a good director. Before we get into the episode, let's get into some conversation. Yeah. Have you talked

to my wife at all? No, me, no. Recent? Since Firefly Lane. Yes, since Firefly Lane has come out. I haven't. I got to see your wife recently, a couple months ago. She told me not to tell you, but I'm going to tell you anyway. She won't watch the second season. She's like, I can't fucking do it. I'm not going to

do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I can't do it. Because it messes her up too much? Oh, she's like, because, yo, dude, at the end of the second season. Don't spoil it for people. I'm not going to spoil it. But at the end of the second season, some unfortunate stuff happens.

And, you know, this is one of Casey's fears. This is one of Casey's fears. This is a lot of women's fears. And oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. When I tell you the breakdown that happened and the hugging that I had to do. The hugging that I had to do. Because it was gudge, man.

All she could say is gudge, not gudge. Not gudge. Gudge is not Gudge. Not Gudge. Gudge is, for those, I don't think the audience knows that. That's one of Sarah and Casey's nicknames for each other. Gudge. Yes. Gudge. It started out when I was in high school,

and it's sort of a weird long story, and it makes no sense, but Gudge. For Gorgeous, right? Isn't Gorgeous the beginning? It was, yeah, sort of a weird version of that. for gorgeous isn't gorgeous the beginning it was it was yeah sort of a weird version of of that

but I well you're welcome for the free hugs you got Donald I know Donald you should be happy about the hugs you got these were sobbing hugs

Donald doesn't like them because he couldn't turn them into sexual yeah this wasn't the type of hugs that turned into the right kind of hug reverse cowgirl this't the type of hugs that turned into reverse cowgirl.

This was the kind of hugs... Oh my god, Dom. You're ridiculous. These weren't the kind of hugs that turned into reverse cowgirl. Okay, I'll try and do something next that can be... Yeah, Sarah, can you... Whatever show you do next, Sarah, can you, whatever show you do next, Sarah, can you make sure it gets Donald's way?

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Spoke to Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. Podcasts and more on your free iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. We love you over here. And so anything you do, we watch. You know this. I love you guys. And that's what's been fun about, like, finally being able to, like, fly and travel again over the past little bit as I've got to see you guys. Sarah, I think we're wearing the same sweatshirt brand. Are you wearing Aviator Nation? The shirt? The sweatshirt is. Oh my god, and sweatpants. My favorite brand.

That's not a sponsor, guys. I just love them. They're so cozy. Aviator Nation. I was talking to a friend of mine who knows someone who works there, and they said it's so soft because they wash it 20 times first, so there's why. Oh, there you go. So when you get it, it's so soft because they wash it 20 times first so there's why oh there you go so when you get it it's clean no but she's so soft and cozy this one i think there's this one called the ninja that has this front thing you see it i and i have like it in every color oh i don't have that one sarah they might have this in vancouver do you have it in black you should wear it in black it's probably it in black? You should wear it in black. It's probably best in black. Why? Of course not. Because it's the ninja. Oh, no, I have it in all sorts of other colors, too.

Sarah, let's get into the episode. And Donald, it was written by Mark Stegman. It was directed by a young Zach Braff. Wait, wait, wait. Before we get into the episode, should we quickly discuss the other show that we all just watched? Oh, Donald didn't watch it, but I would love to. No, we haven't. Please talk about shrinking because I couldn't get, but Joelle, you watched it, right? I did, I did. I watched the first episode.

I watched the first episode with Stephanie. We haven't watched the other two yet. Okay, Joelle, you love it, right? I love it a lot. That Jessica Williams, so good. Sarah, your thoughts? Oh my God. I loved it so fucking much. I would like to sit all day in my

house in my hoose and just watch it all the episodes see what I'm saying I told you see shrinking the movie is what I'm talking about Donald just to catch Sarah up Donald is saying he's not gonna wait

until he can binge the whole thing he's going to wait until he can binge the whole thing. He's not going to watch until he can binge the whole thing. So he's dying on that hill, even though it's his favorite movie star and his favorite comedy writer. It is. Well, what I actually kind of excited about having. Next season you throw Denzel in there, I'll still do the same thing. Sorry. Sorry, Sarah.

Go ahead, Sarah. That would be amazing if Denzel came on. As a patient to Harrison? Oh, my God. All Sarah. Go ahead, Sarah. That'd be amazing if Denzel came on. As a patient to Harrison? Oh, my God. All right, go ahead, Sarah. Make it happen. Bill, make it happen. Bill, make it happen.

It's just Apple. They just have to pay him. Go ahead. I just fucking loved it so much. I thought the whole cast was phenomenal. Every single one of them. I think it's my favorite thing

that Krista's ever done. I thought she was so great I told y'all. thought she was so great. I told y'all. I told y'all. I told y'all. Didn't I tell you, Sarah? Didn't I fucking tell you? You did. You told me.

Remember when we were at dinner? Remember when we were at dinner? When I showed Donald my- With fucking Krista. Remember when I told you? Yep. Did I not tell you? Did I not?

He told me. Stop yelling. He told me. You guys, audience, He's standing up and yelling into the mic. But he did tell me. If you're a confused audience, I showed Donald my director's cut of episode 8

out of context and filled him in on backstory. And he loved it. And he was like, holy shit, Krista is crushing. And that's how he knows that. Okay, Sarah, now your turn. When she says, say it. is crushing. And that's how he knows that. Okay, Sarah, now your turn. He's crushing. When she says, say it,

not everyone here is a fucking idiot. That a girl. It just made me laugh so hard. And like Joelle was saying, I mean, Jessica Williams was so good. I mean, there was one line where she is talking to Harrison and Jason Segel about Harrison Ford's daughter. And she says, you know, tell us about your daughter. He says she lives in Connecticut and the way she

delivers. Wow. It's like she's in the room with Jessica Williams is a real delivery was so good. Oh, it was. I loved it. I loved everything about it. And I thought it's like, it captures like, Bill always does this so well where you're laughing out loud and then all of a sudden you notice it's like a tear. Yeah, that's the Bill Lawrence special. Bill Lawrence special. So there you go. Even Canadians love it, everybody.

Check it out. It's on Apple. There's four episodes up now, so check it out. And you're going to love it. There's a lot of Scrubs people in it. Yes. Like Randall. Okay, I'm done.

Sarah, we love you, and we love you plugging and shrinking, but we should get into the television show Scrubs. And a very special episode. I have not seen this, as I imagine you guys haven't since it aired, but it's just so fun to watch it. And I had forgotten that it's so clever in the writing, bouncing back and forth between the hospital and the fantasies, the princess part.

Some of the ways that that was done with the writing and the director made some interesting choices. Are you trying to fish for these compliments? No, no, no. I'm trying to just say objectively because this was probably the highest level we you know you've gotten probably the biggest scrubs episodes of all directors i did because bill bill trusted me it started off with him being competitive and being like you want to direct direct this and he gave me like that huge one where we go on the quest for heather graham and that was like so hard and then and then it became like he really liked you know then we then he really

trusted me and he would give me these big ones um but this was i think the biggest one we ever did by far but then this in the musical this in the musical i think this is the most cranes yeah i think this one costs way more than the music no i just I just meant big in terms of effort put into it. You know what I mean? And money-wise, this was definitely the biggest budget one, I'm sure. Absolutely. Well, the more money, the bigger the budget, the bigger the scope, and the bigger the scale, right?

Usually, right? I thought the effects for whatever year it was, it must have been, what year was it, Joelle? Whatever. We're in 2008 right now. It looked really good. I think they looked pretty good for 2008. The whole episode is great.

It's really clever, man. You nailed it when you said clever. It's really clever. Yeah. So it's an homage to The Princess Bride. Most of you, I'm sure, know. But that's a wonderful movie where a grandfather, I believe, is telling a story to his sick grandson. So we do the same thing with Cox, talking to his son and telling him a bedtime story.

And so just to set it up, we're in the ICU and Doug says something to... Doug's very inappropriate. Doug is very inappropriate. You keep wheeling him in, I'll keep wheeling him out. Yes, that's what he says as he's wheeling a corpse out. In front of an old man as he's being

pushed into the ICU. Doug's not very appropriate, I think it's safe to say. Neither is the Todd. But neither is the Todd. Yes, so then we learn Turk and Carla are kind of becoming a little bit of a know-it-all couple now that they to say neither is the todd but neither is the todd yes so then we learned turk and carla are kind of becoming a little bit of a know-it-all couple now that they um are got the parent thing dialed they're like they're they're always arm and arm and they're always being know-it-alls together

and that kind of happens turk brags that they stocked up on baby oil lotion and diapers do you feel like that when you're out with your couple friends like when you're out with carrie and jess or when you're out with me in case no but i know nothing so it's not like i always say it's funny for me because i all i've done is train a dog so i'm like i know nothing the only thing i contribute is this is what worked for my dog look at you like you mother your dog is in crying for hours straight at night but anyway the Todd said after Turks just brags about how they stocked up on baby oil lotion in the diapers, the Todd says, why?

Is there a party this weekend? And then everyone freezes. Yes, go ahead. With the Todd, if we didn't move and stayed very quiet, he'd eventually get confused and leave. Now, mind you guys, this is the top surgeon in the hospital. Yes. And he's baffled by us all freezing.

He doesn't know what to do yes but he could but he'll cut you open real right he'll hook you up real right in a banana hammock yeah we all freeze and and he does and he doesn't know what he's so baffled that he just walks out and then cox continues like all right we're back right keith is back now how does this happen? And Kelso's chief again. How does this happen? The chief thing was an out of order thing, I think, related again to the strike and maybe the show ending. So, yeah, that is a bit of a fuck up in terms of that. I know. And I don't think it was meant to go in this order. But anyway, sure. Yeah. So Kelso is back to being chief even though we know

he's not anymore um I thought I saw a funny little easter egg doll is probably not a real easter egg but do you as Kelso is yelling at everyone to not work beyond 12 hours Deontay is in the background yes he is and do you remember the Deontay story that he he he he worked so many hours once. He never told the ADs that he was still on the clock. No, that was me that did that, bud. Well, tell the story. I just remembered that there was a crazy thing about Deontay staying way too many hours and getting paid. Well, maybe he got paid too for it, but I once worked for 24 hours. Deontay must have rode that wave with you, buddy. Yes. Because we were working night shoots, but there was two units.

And night shoots kind of rolled over into day shoots. And instead of complaining and being like, yo, I've been working for over 16 hours. I saw the silver lining

because some of it was downtime too. I was like, let's see how far I can stretch this out because I'm now at the point where this check is going to be massive. So I took a couple of naps in my dressing room. And just collected money. But I remember, Dion remember what do you call it a drifting and in cycling when you're behind the someone is that what it's called yeah so

dionte just drifted behind you and collected his version of that check and i remember obviously the 80s aren't gonna yell at you or maybe they did maybe randall yelled at you randall did randall not that he had any footing to stand on because it wasn't your fault. But I remember. Randall was like, this will never, ever. He got real freaking like African-American movie

dramatic. This will never, ever. Well, all I remember is the ADs yelled at Deontay. And I just thought it was a funny thing because of all people, of all the background performers to be in the shot,

as Kelso's yelling at everyone to not dare work over 12 hours, Deontay's in the back nodding his head. Which I thought was funny. Okay, so Ted describes is asked to describe what happens in a courtroom and he says that quote, the law is wearing black robes and white wigs

and Kelso says that's England Ted The fact that a lot of these people are able to hold jobs. And then he's like, are you sure? Yeah. Are you sure? Now, Elliot and Keith, Sarah, what's happening here?

You're alternating between name calling and his pleas to get back together. Yeah, so I guess Keith and I had broken up, and he's treating me respectfully in the hospital, and then he goes outside to sod. Yeah. He's understandably devastated. This is another. Absolutely.

He lost Sarah Chalk. I get it. He lost Elliot Reid. Well, both. This is something that must have happened out of order, too, I think, obviously, because I don't think we're. Well, it happened at the beginning of the season, right? It wouldn't be revisiting. Probably wouldn't be revisiting Keith if this wasn't a bit out of order. It happened in the beginning of the season, for sure.

Yeah, you know why also, Donald Faison? Because we're talking about the almost kiss that ended season six. Yes. Right. And then I guess because of the strike, they just wanted this to be placed where it was at the finale. We'll have to ask Bill. But it was a – do you want anyone to ask Bill like the old school days, Joelle?

Yeah. Bill's busy, bro. He's so busy. He's so busy. If we're lucky, let's try. Let's try busy he's so busy if we're lucky let's try let's try let's try bill this is us uh sarah donald joelle and daniel the original three yeah can you explain um because we're only guessing why the we know it has something to do with the writer's strike but why is this uh princess bride episode made to be the last one when chronologically it feels like it was meant to go earlier?

Kelso is still the chief of medicine. We're discussing the kiss that almost happened that ended season six. Where was this intended to go in the season seven storyline? Hey, Zach. Hey, Donald. Hey, Sarah. Thanks for doing my podcast. I appreciate it. Five, six, seven, Sarah. Thanks for doing my podcast. I appreciate it.

5678. Here's some stories. That better have happened. That stuff still needs to happen. Anyways, look, I really appreciate the question. Shrinking, it comes out once a week only. So, yeah, we release the first two the first weekend, and then one comes out every uh every week i think it comes out sometimes

like thursday night at midnight east coast time but it's really comes out friday saturday sunday and then it'll it's 10 episodes so we'll do it that way uh besides that uh season seven of scrubs uh look here's the scoop it was a writer's strike and uh i wasn't allowed to be in editing and luckily we had most episodes done uh that we had finished and they you know i think um nbc just figured they were never uh airing the show again so that was it and uh the closest thing they had to a season finale you know or a series finale was our princess bride episode so they juggled them around and uh i was not a fan because it made no sense because kelso got you know left his job and then was back and then left again it was all very weird

but uh that was a product of the strike and more more importantly, though, ABC and Disney was so cool because, if you guys remember, they let us pick up the eighth season of the show, and it changed networks over to ABC. That mattered to me a lot because we always knew what the finale was. We just did not have it shot when there was a writer's strike season seven. That is all. See you guys. Miss you guys. Peace out.

Thank you, Bill, for taking the time. We know you're very busy and no, this is not your podcast. So whatever jokes you made that were about this being your podcast are not correct. And yes,

Bill, I would love to be in the next episode. You've got a lot of balls. You've got a lot of balls. You've got a lot of balls. I think when Bill listens to this, the people that are going to get arcs and shrinking are going to be the ones

who are actors and who've watched the show. Sarah, don't you think that's probably the case? I think that's probably accurate. Do you guys really believe that Bill's going to put you on the show because you watched it?

I think that he would be more inclined to put us on the show because you watched it? I think that he would be more inclined to put us on the show that we honor his work. Yeah. I'm going to watch it. I'm just waiting for... Yes, we know. We know. Okay, I'm just putting it out there. Daniel, what was the genesis of You Honor Me? Oh.

That's Daniel's catchphrase. That's what he said. That's his catchphrase. But where did it come from? Where did it start? How did it start? I'm trying to remember. I think I heard it, if I'm being honest,

and this totally plays into me, I heard it in a video game. I was like, that's great. I'm with that. Oh, so it's something you use in your real life, not just on you honoring me is something you say in real life. It's his catchphrase. I know. I know. But Gary Coleman didn't say what you're talking about, Willis, in his real life.

Well, God rest his soul. I don't want to talk ill of the day. But there is a possibility that Gary Coleman might have said what you're talking about somebody outside of doing different strokes. There is a possibility. Do you think that? I say that's what I'm talking about outside of strokes. Do. There is a... Do you think that... I say that's what I'm talking about outside the scrubs. Do you think that Jaleel White, do you think Jaleel White in his real life said,

did I do that? I bet you Jaleel White, after serving somebody on the basketball court and driving by him after the motherfucker was talking all of that shit and laid him, probably went, did I do that? Yeah!

That would be amazing if that were true. That would be awesome, dude. We need to have another segment called Ask Jaleel White, where we ask Jaleel White. Yo, for real, man, I love that brother. Like, I don't talk about him enough. I talk about Dulé a lot. That's another brother that I really, really, really enjoy

having conversation with and talking to. Jaleel Whiteé a lot. That's another brother that I really, really, really enjoy having conversation with and talking to. Jaleel Wright has a great sense of humor and great... If he ever watched Scrubs, we could have him on. That would be awesome. He was actually one of the kings of freaking sitcoms back when I was a kid.

I know. He killed it. I mean, even though Oracle became sort of a joke. That young man came on that show as a guest, not even star, like a supporting guest spot and then took over the whole fucking show. Yes, absolutely.

That's so uncomfortable. I didn't know that. He started off as a guest spot. Oh yeah, the show is not about him. It was failing. The show was failing. He came on,

the ratings went up and then the show was like, we got to show is not about him. It was failing. The show was failing. He came on, the ratings went up, and then the show was like, we got to get this guy back on. The evolution of the character. He became the star of the show, right, Donald? Yeah. Then he became the sitcom version of the guest star version that he played. It's like the evolution of Urkel is like he went from becoming like this really, really, like he was a smart nerd at school who

had this crush on laura to this genius who could create the urkel bot like yo for real man the evolution of this character he created a potion that a jekyll and hyde potion where there was stefan and steven yeah oh it would make him cool? And Stefan was suave and cool. And then Jaleel plays both of them like masterfully. Like, dude, this dude, like for real, for real, man. I'm going to give you your flowers, Jaleel. You're one of my favorites, man. You, Kadeem, for real, for real.

You showed a lot of us when we were coming up how it's done. So if you do listen to Fake Doctors, Real Friends, Jaleel, you deserve that, for real, straight up. Well, there you go. Thunderous applause, Daniel. Thunderous applause. I got it, Daniel.

All right. That's enough about Jaleel White. So wait, Zach, would your catchphrase be eagle, would you say? I guess if J.D. had a catchphrase, it would probably be eagle, right? Donald?

Yeah. Joel? Yeah. Joel? Yeah, I don't know if there's a – Donald's is – that's what I'm talking about. Now that's what I'm talking about. Now that's what I'm talking about. Yours is frick. Yeah, yours is frick, double frick, frick on a stick.

Frick on a stick with a brick. I think mine would be frick, frick on a stick with a brick, or maybe janitor. Janitor. Janitor. Okay, frick on a stick with a brick or maybe janitor. Okay. We're going to take a break and we come back. We are going to talk about all the artwork and, and, and creativity from our amazing crew that went into making the princess bride episode.

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I thought we were going to chat and hang out on the break. No, we don't do that, Sarah. But thanks for revealing that to the audience. Sarah, you thought that we were going to spend the commercial time chatting like this is live? I thought we were going to catch up. I have a lot of stories for you guys. Donald's on the floor laughing. Let's get into it. Let's get into it.

Let's get into it. Sarah, we can talk about whatever you... I love you, Sarah. Sarah, you're so cute. We're going to take a break. Okay, we'll take a break, but we're going to take a quote-unquote break, but we'll let the audience listen. Okay, we're on a break.

Go ahead, Sarah. How are you? What's up? What's going on? How are you? You look great. What would you say? Thanks, guys. No, I don't have... Is it cold? What's up? What's going on? How are you? You look great. What would you say? Thanks, guys.

No, I don't have... Is it cold? Actually, it is cold. I have a bit of... That's why my... There's this bit of frostbite on my face from skiing. No, shut the fuck up. I've got a tiny bit of frostbite right here.

No. It was so cold. I skied three days in a row, and I should have gone in for more breaks. Were you at Whistler? I was at Whistler, and it was just like bonkers cold.

And I was in this chunk of frostbite right here. Why don't you have a mask on? Thanks. I did. I had like so many layers. Boot heaters were going. Sarah, I'm coming up to Van Groovy in late April if you want to hang out.

Let's hang out. We can't ski because, well, actually there could be a bit of skiing left. Well April if you want to hang out. Let's hang out. I love Van Groovy. Do you want, we can't ski because, well, actually there could be a bit of skiing left. Well, if you happen to be around, we can have dinner and hang out. You're going in April? Okay. End of April, I'm going up for a few days to Van Groovy. I do love me some Van Groovy.

Come, Donald, come. End of April is when it's really pretty up there too, right, Sarah? Oh, it's always pretty. What are you talking about? Well, I don't like the cold. If you don't like the cold. It's a rainforest, bro. It's not a rainforest.

A rainforest. It is. It is. It's a rainforest. But when the sun is out in Mangroovy, it's amazing. There's nothing prettier. On the four minutes a week that the sun is out. That's why it's so green.

Because it rains all the time, so you have to put up with the rain. But I like the rain. I guess because I grew up in it. I don't mind, like, you know, when you grow up here, you have to go outside when it's so green because it rains all the time. So you have to put up with the rain. But I like the rain. I guess because I grew up in it. I don't mind like, you know, when you grow up here, you have to go outside when it's pouring rain. Otherwise, you would never leave your house. You just get used to doing everything you always do in the rain. Yeah. Well, you don't mind it.

All right, Sarah, I'm going to tell the audience that we're coming back from our pretend break now. Okay? Ready? Now, what you're going to do is, Sarah, you're going to say, and we're back. And we're back. You now, okay? Ready? Now what you're gonna do is, Sarah, you're gonna, with Donald, you're gonna say, No, you're just gonna say, and we're back. And we're back! You ready, Sarah? And, well let Sarah do it, Donald. And Sarah, you do it.

And go. And we're back! There we go. And we're back! All right, audience. Audience, I'm so sorry you didn't get to hear that conversation, audience, that we had during our real break. It was so good.

Oh my god, we laughed, we cried. What we do is we actually take a break that's the length of the advertising. That's what we do. I knew it.

I knew that's how we did it on this podcast. Wait, you guys, we got to get into this magical fairy tale. So, okay. Well, it takes a long time to get into the fairy tale on the show too. Like, I knew it was the fairy tale episode and after a while, okay. Well, it takes a long time to get into the fairy tale

on the show, too. Like, I knew it was the fairy tale episode and after a while, I'm like, yeah, when does it become the fairy tale episode? Okay, well, let's just run

through a couple things that are happening in the real world. JD says, I tried to kiss her and no one's there to see his what the hell face. So he carries it over

to Dr. Cox all the way in the doctor's lounge. He's like, what do you want? And, you know, we're setting up all the storylines that are going to cross back and forth between the princess world and the hospital world.

The most important of which is that Sarah has a patient, Elliot has a patient that she cannot diagnose. And there's just a... We should also talk about the interns and how they're playing that game where it's like Jeopardy, you know, name the name, the diagnose the patient. Right. And J.D.'s in the room and he and, you know, he's explaining to Cox that like one of them is Wilson's disease. And the other one is like one that was the one that J.D. knew. I don't remember. But, you know, they're talking about glo, and J.D. is like, I don't gloat.

And then he guesses one right, and he gloats. And then I do this really horrible. He's like, what annoying thing is happening now? Yeah, and I do this really horrible accent attempt, because you're supposed to do it in a foreign accent. And I do a version of a horrible Australian accent. Throw another shrimp on the barbie. And then I'm like, wait, that's Irish. So J.D. is not very good with accents, we establish.

He's not. And then we also get that Jordan and Cox's nanny's mom died. So Jordan has been having to spend time with her child because she's been trying to avoid talking to the nanny at all costs and comforting her. So Perry thus starts to tell a story. And it cuts from, he starts talking about the hospital, and it shows me in a yellow Kango hat. And I say, does this hat make me look fly?

And then she says, no, no, no hospital story. It's a real fairy tale. And so then it cuts to Donald and, excuse me, Turk and Carla are Turla. Witches that have been fused together at marriage. Yes. Sarah is a gorgeous princess. Yes. And JD is the fool.

And he, an idiot. And he's got the bell's fool thing on his head. And he goes, does this hat make me look fly-eth? It jingles when I shake it. It jingles when I shake it. I have a question. Is if in like medieval language

like an apostrophe then? Because wouldn't he have said does this hat make me look fly-eth? It jingles when I shake it. Perhaps. I don't know. I think we would just make. This is just stoner.

Yeah, it's a good stoner question. I'm sure many people that are high listening have the same question. We have to make sure we play to the high audience. So Donald represents you guys. Well, I've always represented you. I want you to know that. Yes, for all seven seasons, if you're a stoner who listens to this, Donald's questions

represent you guys. Well, let's be honest. Scrubs was a stoner, humor, paradise. Yes, but Scrubs, if you're not a smoker, if you're not a smoker,

if you're not a smoker, you can still appreciate it. You can appreciate it on many levels. Doctors appreciated it. Kids could appreciate it. Well, let's not bring kids in. Well, teenagers.

It's a little, maybe a little R-rated for kids' kids. Thank you. Well well let's not bring kids and well teenagers it's a little maybe a little r-rated for kids kids thank you well let's say just i know my son's asking if he can watch it and i'm like well you it's sort of like there's no difference between him watching that a lot of the other comedies he's watching it's just different when it's your mom in a bra and underwear yeah i was about to say come on how old's your oldest, Sarah? 13. Just turned 13. I don't think you should watch it. I don't think you should watch it. He's a teenager. No, but I mean his mom

is having lots of sex on the show. I said there's select episodes. I said I would come through and like this episode, for example, would be a great one for him to watch yes this one

would be a great one the musical would be a great one for him to watch anyone where you're not he's gonna be like my friends keep telling me about all of this other stuff though there's a pizza episode I heard about right the clock pizza clock there's a pizza clock episode mom what's

that about that sounds appropriate mama. There's a pizza clock episode, Mom. What's that about? That sounds appropriate. Mama, what's inappropriate about a pizza clock? Okay, so I just want to give a shout out to Cabot McMullen, our production designer, Carrie Bennett, our costume designer, and John Inwood, our cinematographer. Amazing jobs. Because those departments, including hair and makeup, just did an extraordinary job with this. Everybody, all of these costumes you see,

many of them Carrie made, these incredible sets Cabot built, or the big wide shots like in the town square that opens the sequence, that was on the Universal backlot. And it wasn't even actually like you know an old you know ye old town thing it was a section of universal that that was not dressed like that so all of cabot that cabot and his team did all of that to make it look like that

um so just a lot of money and time and love and creativity was put into this episode kudos to you zach man you found some really good shots out of all of this stuff that they built too. You found some really beautiful shots. The shots with Sam and Neil were amazing walking off into the distance. When they were walking away and the whole camera's shaking. Yeah. Amazing, man. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. I put a lot of love into this and I really haven't seen it in so long.

So I was so happy that it held up. And I remember at the time thinking, oh, I hope these effects are good enough. You know, the sort of NBC budget level effects were good enough. And I think they look pretty good this many years later. They looked amazing. And remind me how you guys shot the Turla. How did you guys shoot that again? We had to do a green screen.

There was like a dude that looked like Finesse Mitchell. I forget his name, but he looked just like Finesse. He was the body. Yeah, he was the body. I thought it was Finesse, and I ran up on Finesse. I was like, yo, is that you? No. Anyway, so, and then I did a green screen, and Judy did a green screen.

Just their heads or neck down? Yeah, but I don't know if we ever shot any of the stuff together either. And a lot of it was shot in the hospital where it was like, we didn't just shoot it in one day also. It was like a couple of days too for different things. Well, their heads were, everything with them and their heads was on a green screen. And the body, person being the body, probably had a green screen mask um and the the body person being the body probably had a

green screen mask on i think i worked two days you guys were that was my that was that was what i was upset about because you guys got to be on set and live in this world and stuff like that and judy and i were in the hospital where we always worked yeah and all they did was hung a green screen behind us and painted our faces that i remember that being my me being upset about that yeah i i get it because it was such a fun adventure how about neil as the giant that's a lot of freaking makeup i wonder if he like i wonder if he liked that i wonder if he likes sitting in the chair well if it's just for one episode i'm sure it's fine if you're on one of those star Trek shows and you got to do that every week, I'm sure it's tough. I'm not going to say no names.

But I had a conversation with somebody who did an episode of a sci-fi show where he had to just one episode and he had to wear the prosthetics similar to what Neil did. And he said he would never do the show again. And I was like, but it's so awesome. It's such a great show. He was like, nope, not if I got to wear that. What about, think of like Eddie Murphy in the clumps when he's playing everybody. I mean, I can't fathom how long that must take.

You know what I mean? Yeah, especially, yeah, no, I don't. Or Jim Carrey in all the times he's done stuff like that. Like, that is so much time in the chair. But wouldn't you want to find out at least one time, though? Wouldn't you want to try it at least one time and then decide for yourself? Are you kidding me? If I was on the level that someone would make a Klump-style movie

with me playing six parts, it would be a dream. I mean, you'd suffer for your art to do it. But I'm just saying, think how, I don't know what zone Eddie must go into, but doing that every single morning for months and months and months. You got to, I mean, obviously. Like one scene has to take more than a week to do, like a scene. Oh, dude, those club scenes where he's playing everyone, that probably took a month.

Right? Amazing. But anyway, so Neil looks great as the giant. Aloma goes, why is this town so dirty? He goes, well, irritable town woman of color. She accuses him of eating babies, and he says, I don't eat babies. I eat toddlers. And then Doug comes up.

Because babies are quick on the lips, lifetime on the hips. Right. But then Doug, who is the sort of dead body collector. Who I did not recognize. I was like, who the fuck is that? Yeah. It's like the bring out your dead thing. Monty Python.

Yeah, Monty Python, bring out your dead. He comes up and he's like, I thought you said she'd be dead already. And the janitor says, come back later. Do you have any babies? Toddlers? Toddlers? That was cute. And then we meet the village idiot.

That was cute. I don't know if cute is the wrong word. It was funny. Then we meet the village idiot who is played by JD slash Zach Braff and he is so enamored

with the gorgeous princess and he brings her a fish that he saved from drowning and the fish is obviously dead

and he said he's tired now but earlier he was dancing all around and then I make like a fish that's bouncing

on land because I'm an idiot. Get it? Get it? That's probably the most idiotic thing J.D.'s ever fantasized in his life. Yes. But it's not him fantasizing it. This is all a story through Dr. Cox's eyes.

That's right, Donald. We must remember that this is all told through Cox's eyes. That's why it's safe to say he finds Elliot beautiful and not that bothersome, really. He thinks JD is the biggest idiot in the world. He thinks that Turk and Carla have become a know-it-all monolith. What else does he think? He thinks that...

The janitor is some giant... Freak. Yeah, and... He had like 18 abs on his armor when Cox comes in. thinks that the janitor is some giant freak. Yeah. And he had like 18 abs on his armor when Cox comes in. Oh yeah. And of course he thinks that he thinks that he is the most amazing, handsome savior. Yes.

Arrives on a beautiful horse. So, so Sarah, Elliot and I, the idiot are are discussing who tried to kiss who. Remember, this is a pickup from end of season six when we almost kissed. It was your royal tongue that tried to storm my mouth castle. My mouth castle. My mouth castle.

That's funny. I believe it was your royal tongue trying to storm my mouth castle. So funny. And then she's yelling at me and she's she says something about her bosoms moving up and down. There's a lot of bosom talk in this episode, man.

A lot of like... Some heaving. Bosoms are a part of a good fairy tale, right? A hefty bosom talk in this episode, man. A lot of like... Some heaving. Well, bosoms are a part of a good fairy tale, right? A hefty bosom. A hefty bosom. Listen, all I know is Turk rubs on his wife's bosom. That was so funny. But you know what?

I guess because it's his wife, it's okay. I don't know, man. Well, it's his wife. I've seen that meme that's out there right now where the women are doing what the husbands do to them when they're like bent over and, you know, standing in the mirror and stuff. Have you seen this meme? No. What is it? No.

So I am a perpetrator of this. wife is you know looking in the mirror brushing her teeth come behind her and fondled her or when she's bent over pretended to hump on her or something like that or stuck my finger in her butt you know i mean like i've done stuff like this to her there's a meme out of wives doing that to their husbands now and their husbands not appreciating it at all are they doing it for real or are they pretending no they're doing it for real they're setting up the camera and the husband is freaking washing the dishes and the wife will come behind him and rub on his chest and i'm like don't fucking do that to me come on you know like pissed off like it's really cute but i and i do that all the time that's what this sounds like. When Turk rubs on Carla's.

Well, he grabs Carla's breast, and it's their breast. It's actually their breastplate. Turla's. He grabs Turla's shared breastplate. Now, on her side, there's a metal breast. On his side, it's just a regular pectoral. Yes. But while he's rubbing it, he goes, that's what I'm

talking about. Catchphrase. And he uses his catchphrase. It was very funny when Keith arrives on horseback with the chastity belt, the key to the chastity belt. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to get the key back to my

chastity belt. This is going to make so many things so much easier. Yeah, and then we see the chastity belt and then this is gonna make so many things so much easier yeah and then we see the chastity belt drop to the ground because poor princess has been living with that on it was steaming it wasn't steaming it may have been steaming because it was cold and it was metal i don't know wasn't it so hot when we filmed those? Is my memory correct? Was it so boiling hot and we were in all those layers?

I feel like it was very hot. I don't remember. I don't remember, but that's probably true. How funny is it when Travis arrives in that wig on that horse? He is so funny. He's so funny in that. I laughed out loud when he comes up on that horse. It's like,

what's that character in Shrek that has that haircut? The prince. Farquaad. Yeah. Lord Farquaad. He's got that haircut. By the way, I watched Puss in Boots 2. What about Prince Charming in Part 2, though? What was that? Same thing, right? It was just Prince Charming. But yeah, they had a similar cut.

I watched Puss in Boots 2 because Flo's in it and she's Goldilocks. It's really good. I don't know if you guys have all watched it but it's so well done we saw it in the movie theater um have you seen it joelle i haven't seen it yet but i've heard lovely things everything about it's amazing the script and the story is so clever but i think it'll be scary to some kids though were your kids scared no my kids weren't scared of it at all actually okay they you know we it's a cartoon i can explain that jump scares are something that's new for them though uh roblox and their jump scares are a problem because some of the games that are on roblox listen guys i love you because you take

my kid away from me sometimes when i just want to fucking do shit but this fucking him waking up in the middle of the night because of these jump scares or because of this stuff on this game is not all right with me so you know what i mean like do adults play roblox i don't know what it is absolutely adults play roblox anybody can play roblox it's don't know what it is. Absolutely adults play Roblox. Anybody can play Roblox. It's one of those games where you can do anything. It's like Minecraft. Daniel, do you ever Twitch on Roblox? Roblox ain't for me.

Oh, Roblox isn't your steez. Not my steez. All right. My kids love it. Your kids love it? They love it. Okay. All right.

So Turla, we talked about that. Now, we also know that Turla is having their time of the month, and Turk of Turla says, our time of the month. Is that why I keep crying for no reason? I didn't ask for this. So Turk is having his period. okay um we're back on we realize that jd's hair is a a combination of horse manure river mud and more horse manure no but i want to go back to i want to go back to what he said to the princess when she said something about her boobs.

Oh, yes. Yes. I want to rest my face on them and ponder what you've said. She says, I'm breathing. And he goes, right, right. That's what he said. He's like, about her boobs going up and down. Right.

But then your boobs were going up and down. She goes, yeah, I'm breathing. And he goes, I know. Can I rest my face upon them and ponder what you've said? Everybody loves boobs, Donald. A lot of boob jokes. Yeah, a lot of boob jokes.

Sasha's a mule. Yes. Sasha is a donkey or an ass or a mule. To Sasha! To Sasha! To Sasha! To Sasha! And the makeup on Ted, who's a hunchback, that was incredible. Oh, my gosh, man.

Oh, my God. He looked amazing. And Sam Loy is just so great in this episode. He's always great. And he says, my master approaches, prepare for his untamed vengeance. And there we meet Ozlek, who's obviously Kelso spelled backwards. And he is the evil, what is he, a wizard? I guess so.

With the power. Did you ever see, did you ever see, what was the movie with Mark Zinger back in the day where he was the beast, the beast master? Did you ever see, what was the movie with Mark Zinger back in the day where he was the Beastmaster? Did you ever see that? No, I saw my Steve's that kind of movie. Okay, so in the Beastmaster, for those of you who did see that and do remember it, remember the guys that would freaking wrap you around you with the cloak on, and then freaking they would kill you and devour you, and then when they removed the cloak from around you, you were dead.

You were like bones and stuff like that. That's the power that Kelso's wizard, that's his wizard power. Like he can freaking appear out of nowhere and that's his freaking power. He's like got the freaking cloak of darkness and it takes you to this realm and all of that stuff. That was pretty cool. Like, there's a lot of, listen, as much as you want to say this is, you know, just a great written comedy, there's a lot of Dungeons & Dragons and backstory put into this. Sure.

I mean, of course, the main homage is Princess Bride, but of course it's fairy tales in general, and I guess you would say Dungeons and Dragons and stuff like that. But kudos to the writers on this, because that turns into a great joke. Like, the question was, where does everybody go when Ken's character wraps them up and kills them, and what happens there?

What is this power? And when he does it to JD and Sarah, it's real, you know, it's like oh, is that how they're going to end this episode? That's kind of a, you know what I mean? Because there's no end in sight. By the way, it's insane. This episode is amazing what he packed into this episode.

It's 22 minutes long. Think how much happens in this episode. I thought it was a longer episode as I was watching it. And then I checked the time and I was surprised. I was like, we've been a lot of places. It's so, there's so much packed in. Yeah. It's at 22 minutes.

Mark Stegman. Mark Stegman, but also whoever directed it really brought it. Really brought it. Who directed this episode? One of the best. Are you being facetious? I'm not being facetious. Who, me or Donald?

Sarah, are you being facetious? Do you not know who directed this episode? Of course I know. I said it's one of the best episodes we've had. You're such a good actress. By the way, ladies and gentlemen, that's how good an actress Sarah is. Sarah, who directed this episode? Zachary Israel Brath. I was hoping you'd say somebody else, but yes, you are correct.

Thank you. Was it me? Thank you. So then we start doing this really cool. thank you so then we start doing this really cool then then it really starts finding a flow of uh cutting back and forth to the hospital and the fairy tale and um kelso has this thing as we said that if you work 12 hours you're out you're fired doug gets caught working more than 12 hours so he's just left a body bag in the elevator and the door is closing on it and Kelso makes Ted grab it and Ted cracks his back and now he's cleverly stuck in the position of the hunchback that he plays in

the fantasy. And now Turla goes into the potion shop where we meet Fairy Todd something. Oh my gosh. Oh my. That outfit is so... Now, is he hanging? Did they put him on a harness and hang him?

Or is he sitting on something? No, no. He's on a green screen in a full harness like people who fly in movies. They didn't shrink him and make him fly? No.

We don't have that technology yet, Sarah. No, so we were truly hanging him by the, you know, like the he had, what they do is they put an under vest on and they click in hanging cables to your shoulders. So that's how he, or maybe his waist.

That's why, that's how he's and then we, you know, put him on a green screen and put him into the scene. And that's how you make a fairy tale um you know put him on a green screen and put him into the scene and that's how you make a fairy is he a sprite is that what he is well the other kids later are what do they call them what their wood nymphs so i guess he's a sprite is that what that is what's tinkerbell he's whatever tinkerbell is tinkerbell is a fairy i don't know if he was a he calls himself a fairy todd something right but he's he was a... He calls himself a fairy Todd something. Right, but he's more like a sprite. His power are more

sprightly than, like, he's more mischievous than fairy-esque, you know what I mean? Like, at least that's how I look at it. If we look at Shakespeare, you know, Puck is a sprite, but he serves the king of the fairies, so...

But he's, but Puck is full-sized. I thought fairies were tiny. I don't know. It's up for interpretation. So Turk lent the idiot JD the wand, and he

uses it and gives himself a tail. Why would Turk do that? Turk is a fucking idiot, dude. Turk is like, you know what? Turk, listen. You could play with it just for a little bit, but don't do nothing stupid. Just because he's Turla doesn't mean that he doesn't love the idiot, JD. But Carla was there when it happened.

Well, you know he slipped it, you know he slipped it to a minor back. He's like, here, I gotta go in the potion shop while Carla's not looking. Hold my wand. By the way, I was on,

I did Conan O'Brien's podcast. Audience, check that out. I think it comes out. It comes out the week that my film comes out, which is the 24th, I think, of March out i think it comes out it comes out the week that my film comes out which is the 24th i think uh of march i think it comes out on the 20th or so but conan my point is was so lovely about uh um the show our scrubs and loving it but also specifically donald about our our friendship and he really was very earnest he wasn't doing any sort of bit or anything he was just i just he was like i'm just so and he goes i very earnest. He wasn't doing any sort of bit or anything. He was just, I just, he was like, I'm just so,

he goes, I love those commercials, the T-Mobile commercials, and he was like, I gotta be honest, I'm not being like, this is gonna sound cheesy, but that love actually spoof, every time it came on, I found it kind of moving. I thought it was like so sweet. And anyway, he gave us lots of love. I do love Conan.

It was Sarah, no offense. It was specifically really about me and Donald and our bromance. I was completely aware of that. It's fine. None taken. None taken. None taken, Conan. I'm sure that Conan loves you, but in this instance, he was specifically talking about me and Donald.

Well, I agree with Conan on this one. You should see his podcast set up. Oh, my goodness. Daniel, he shames you. Daniel, he shames you. All Daniel would need would be. He shames you, Daniel. If I had the freaking he shames you button, that's what it would be.

Daniel. No, first of all. He shames you. He didn't shame. I don't think it's just Daniel's fault. How is it Daniel's fault? No, it's about budget. I think Conan must have the biggest budget in podcast world

because it was like going into the Howard Stern show. I mean- Bigger than Dax? No, Dax is, when I did Dax, it was just two chairs above his garage. I don't know if it's changed, but this was like a full real studio with robotic cameras and like a staff of like a talk show size staff.

Really? It was the real, real. Did you have to do a pre-interview? No, but it was just like budget hashtag budget. The dream. But I feel like,

I mean, don't you guys prefer just being like, just doing it from your. Yeah, I know. I don't want to change the thing. I do wish, I do wish it's impossible,

but I see people that have shot their podcasts so well, and I wish that we had always done that because we could put it on YouTube eventually, but we never really got around to that. I like what we have. My dad's favorite part is the best time to plant an apple orchard was 20 years ago. The second best time is today. We have those cameras.

Just shoot it. Well, we have... Well, Donald doesn't use his. Donald uses his for animation. It doesn't change the fact that we have it. You, we have, well, Donald doesn't use his. Donald uses his for animation. It doesn't change the fact that we have it. You and Joelle aren't doing, Joelle, you're not on your fancy camera. No, I could plug it in. It's set up. Well, maybe we'll do it for season eight and nine.

You guys should because you're going to do this podcast forever and ever and ever of all days. No, we're going to do it live, guys. We're doing it live. That's what Sarah thinks. We do it live. Then we take ad breaks. Joel's always counting down. The ad's over three. Guys, ad's over in three, two, and you're live.

No, but we are going on tour, guys. This is a fact. We are actually going on tour. When are you going on tour? You'll have to come with us. We're figuring it out. Do one in Vancouver. You must do one in Vancouver. I'm not going to leave this conversation until you say you're going to do one in Vancouver.

But then if we do it in Vancouver, you have to be involved if we do it in Vancouver. Sarah only does things in Vancouver. Her show was in Vancouver. She won't leave. She won't leave. She loves it there. You guys' next dinner date will be in Vancouver. She won't leave. She won't leave. She loves it there. You guys' next dinner date will be in Vancouver. Yeah.

I know that I will not see Sarah unless she happens to be in Vancouver when I'm there. That's not true. I've started to come to LA sometimes. Yeah, but you only hang out with Casey. You don't hang out with us. Yeah, you don't hang out with us. You hung out with me one time, but you hang out with Casey more than only hang out with Casey. You don't hang out with us. Yeah. You don't hang out with me one time, but you hung out with Casey.

You hang out with Casey more than you hang out with me. Yeah. Feelings are hurt. Feelings are hurt. Damn. Um, also find me on Whistler. Yeah.

Go to Whistler. If you want to visit Sarah. But yes, do live, do live and do one in Vancouver. When are you going to do your live tour? I don't know yet. TB,

TBD. TBD, but we're working on it right now. I could I could say that is for sure aren't we it's on it's on Donald's wife for real it's on Donald's whiteboard it's not on a whiteboard this is something that's actually in motion right now bro well you can put it on the whiteboard still so you can film that we will film that I'm just saying like I watch on you know I'm sure if you guys get these clips on Instagram in your feed that are like podcast you know clips where someone said something really cool and you're like wow that's a cool quote or something and it was just on a podcast that happens to be beautifully shot because it's also going on youtube and like that's the new trend

and there i was in conan's like very fancy studio with robotic cameras. And I'm like, I wish ours looked like this, but also we don't have nine. You guys do have it. He's been, you have, we have Chico artists. We do have Chico artists. Hey,

by the way, we haven't given her a shout out for how good her video. No doubt. Oh snap. Sarah. Now we got Sarah on here. Chico artists. Now you got it.

Oh shit. Chico artists. Do me, do me, do me, do me. Whoa, shit. Chico Artist. Do me, do me, do me, do me. Whoa, Sarah. Calm down.

I want to be part of Chico Artist's art. I know, but you just demanded that she do you. I mean, give the woman some room. I meant as part of her YouTube art. Oh, okay. I have to say about Chico Artist, you know what's amazing? You might not have noticed this. And if you don't know what we're talking about, there's a young woman on Instagram named Chico Artist. That's her handle.

And she does lip sync videos to the podcast. Do you notice that each character, you guys, she's doing is a single take. She's not cutting. There's no edits. No cuts. That takes a lot of practice. I was watching the whole time. I was like, she's not cutting.

I know. It's skill. That's right. It's skill. A lot of work. Chico Artist, we want to thank you for putting in all the hard work. As always, we like to challenge you. Wu-Tang forever.

Wu-Tang forever. Sarah, do you want to make Chico Artists say anything? Go ahead and say it. I'm doing a chair dance, Chico Artists, so I'd like to see your interpretation of what is happening. What do you think I'm doing right now? Everybody's like, yo, listen, why don't you say something? Why don't you say something? And they panic.

They panic like Donald did. And everybody panics and starts dancing or freaking moving their body or something like that. Chico Artist, just so Chico Artist is able to do this, Sarah is acting like a mime who's stuck in a small box. It looks like a very small box that her upper body is trapped in. Well, she was acting like that. She's not mimicking.

And there was some hips. There was some hip movement. Chico Artis, peut-être on vapeur le français un petit peu. Whoa, there we go. Give her some German too, Sarah. Auf Deutsch. Okay. Chico Artis, ich liebe dich.

Give her more than that, Sarah. That's it. That's it. How long have I spoken German? I'm forgetting everything. I love you you're more than that Sarah I've been speaking German for a long time I forget everything yeah there you go Daniel do you want to come through this time

Daniel alright Daniel do you want to say the same thing yeah you know what the last time my dad told me to speak any German

he said go up to this person and say sprechen Sie Deutsch and I was like okay I got this I went up to that person tapped him on the shoulder I went

spooky maluki they were like And I was like, okay, I got this. I went up to that person, tapped him on the shoulder. I went, Spooky Maluki? They were like, what? I was eight years old. Last time I tried to speak German. You honor me, Daniel. We weren't asking you to speak German, Daniel. We were asking you if you wanted to redeem yourself. Yeah, and you didn't.

And he just did. He just did. Spooky Maluki? That's a little bit infamy for everyone. Joelle, how come you always jump to Daniel's defense so quickly? One, because I love him. Two, because Spooky Maluki is genuinely great. This is too much for Chico Artist to do, so we'll end Chico Artist,

end the segment like this, Chico Artist. Imagine she pulls out the bong and starts smoking weed. Well, Chico artist, you could pull out a fake bong if you want. We don't want to force a real bong into your hands. It just got me. Did you see her fake sound machine? That shit was hilarious. Yeah, that was beautiful. It was like a Cassie, like one of those kids machines.

It was amazing. All right, we're going to go another break. Sarah, this is going to be a break. You can do whatever you want during this break. Oh, thank God. I have so much to say. We'll be right back. When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful.

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Sarah told a crazy story. I know, and I actually did chase down the garbage truck this morning because the compost, it's compost. When it's compost, you can't leave it for an extra week. So I was chasing. That was real.

I have a question. We're supposed to do that in LA now. Yeah, when it comes to compost, how long is it supposed to take before it turns into compost, one? And then two, like what do you do with all of this shit, like, and stuff? Well, we have weekly pickups, so you're not actually waiting for it to turn into compost. I just heard the trucks going by. That's what we have. And I went racing down the driveway.

Daniel's going to have the best answer for this, I bet. But in LA now, we're supposed to do this, and it means putting, like, food scraps in your green bin? Correct. Yeah. Correct. If you contact LA Sanitation, you can go pick up a free pail from them and they'll give it to you and you just, you know, take the, your food, you know, your food waste, put it in the pail and then put it in your green bin.

That's what we're supposed to do now. But isn't your food bin going to, isn't the little pail going to smell unless you empty it every day? It's an excellent point, Zach. They recommend that you put a plastic bag in there, but you don't throw out the plastic bag into the green bin. If you have biodegradable plastic bags, that's different. But otherwise, yeah, you could put a paper bag in there. Yes, call on Sarah.

I call on, she's raising her hand, everybody. Yes, Sarah. I'm just trying to understand this. So up until now, all of your food scraps just went into the garbage? Yes. Yeah. Or into the garbage disposal, however you choose to do it. I think that's most of the country, right?

LA is trying to be progressive and say now. We're the more progressive state in. Is it just LA or California, Daniel? I believe. California. Oh, maybe. Yeah. I mean, I just got a notification for LA County.

So that's all I know. And some people have been composting on their own for years. All of California is trying to be green by 30... By 30-30. No, by 20-30. We're trying to go green by 30-35.

No, you knew what I meant. I didn't know what you meant. I didn't know what you meant. You said 30... No, 30-35. I was trying to do it like that. 20, 30, 20, 35. Something like that. You can hate me now, but I won't stop now. You can

hate me now, but I won't stop now. Okay, so Fairy Todd something. Turk loaned the idiot the wand. Fairy Todd says, you know, I have a big wand if you want to hold it. And then he says,

banana hammock fairy five. And then we cut back to reality and he says, I love slapping people five. And so Elliot says, we have to page him in the hospital world. Before we go further, Carla uses the high five as a form of leverage to skip ahead of the Todd who's waiting at the lab for a sample.

But Carla wants to say her sample first so that she can help Elliot. Right. So she, you know, threatens. She ransoms the five away from the todd and he lets her go forward and todd says something like still can high fives something like that it was cute still allowed to high five yeah and then he says i love to high five because i love to high five i just love high fiving people yeah um so elliot has to page him, and that's clever. We cut to the fairytale world, and she sends a dove,

which is the equivalent of paging someone back in the day. And then comes in the most brave, handsome, sexy, badass knight, Dr. Cox. And he goes in to try and fight the monster. And gets the shit kicked out of him. Yeah, the monster beats his ass. That was a great cowboy switch when the monster. And gets the shit kicked out of him. Yeah, the monster beats his ass. That was a great cowboy switch when the monster, there's a shot where the monster

hurls him out of the hut and it's really well done because it's Johnny C's stunt double taking the giant stunt toss and then Johnny C pops up in the foreground without a cut. It was really cool. Did you guys notice that?

Love a cowboy switch. It was a pretty dope cowboy switch. We do it pretty well on Scrubs, man. You love a cowboy switch. Backwards cowboy switch? Well, I learned it on... Zach definitely loves a reverse cowboy switch. Sarah, can you just make a sex joke there? It's reverse cowgirl switch.

I don't know what to say. But it's a clever sex joke, Sarah. For those of you who haven't listened to the episodes where we talk about cowboy switch, it's when you don't cut. The stuntman or woman does something really crazy. And then the actor who's playing the actor is somehow swapped out without cutting. They pop up in the foreground or something. That's a cowboy switch.

But what's a reverse cowgirl switch, Zach? I didn't know the lingo. I tried. I don't know what it's called. Sarah, you know what a reverse cowgirl is. Come on. Don't act like you're an innocent Vancouver woman. Back to the show. Alright.

So, this is the best line of the message. No, Sarah. No, Daniel, Daniel. Daniel, don't play it. Sarah, guests don't have that power. Daniel, no. She's trying to be like Bill now and change the subject.

Isn't this my podcast? No, it's not your podcast. Best line of the whole show. Joelle says it's my podcast. Best line of the whole show. Are you out of your mind, woman? We only got one ball. Donald, do it. Are you out of your mind, woman? We only got one ball. Don't do it.

Are you out of your mind, woman? We only got one ball. Now, that's funny because Turk only has one ball. But Turla probably would only have one ball. That's one ball. That's a really interesting set of genitalia right there. Like, I personally would be interested in seeing. Terrible genitalia.

Yeah, because it would be half ball and shaft. Hopefully there's enough shaft to use half vulva. I'm confused. Well, if the genitalia is split down the middle, and we know that Turla is a very sexual being, how does it

hook up with itself? We'll just leave the audience to daydream. We'll let the audience. The audience, you can daydream on that. That's on y'all now. That's on y'all. Whatever you're thinking, that's on y'all's brain. That's on y'all's brain.

Yeah. It's another ass bill. Whatever you're thinking, that's on y'all's brain. We didn't say that. We didn't say it. That's on y'all. All right. Let's talk. We didn't say that. We didn't say it. That's on y'all. Alright, let's talk. We gotta wrap it up soon.

No! It's not every day that we have Sarah. One of the funniest things was Neil getting his shoelace tied, and he's like, my uncle's family was killed by an untied shoelace. A madman hacked them to pieces. Yeah. We've gone a long time, but that's okay. This is an epic episode, and we have the Sarah Chalk. So then okay this is an epic episode we have the sarah chalk

um so then uh jordan is the scary old lady in the bushes and then we reveal that it's her with a face mask on i thought that was really cute um she's saying perry let him go to bed and um and then we go to the commercial that's the whole first act of of the show holy shit we're only at the first act i know and i just saw that the... Wait, Donald had such a great line that we can't skip over. He says, baby, maybe you could lull the monster to sleep with one of your boring stories about your damn family. That's when she punches him

in the ball. And I'm seeing this cowboy switch I'm talking about. It comes after the commercial break. It opens act two of the show. And that's where Are You Out Your Mind. Wait, did we take a break now? No, no, there's no break. No, there's no break. It opens act two of the show. And that's where Are You Out Your Mind. Wait, do we take a break now? No, no, there's no break. No, there's no break. We're just going to keep going. And then we learn that we need the golden ring.

And then we hear remember what you heard when you weren't even listening. So that becomes sort of the theme. We need to remember. That's what we get told by the night. It's really interesting.

We're learning this year how important Sarah's patient, sorry, how important Elliot's patients are to her. But in the last episode, we learned that Elliot was, you guys went on that quest to find out if she if the patient was still alive or if the patient got sick uh because yeah because of the diabetes um drug and plomox right right but what what was her reasoning for it like is it because in this one she's doing it because she really wants to save this she wants to figure out what's wrong with this young girl and why her kidneys are failing. Yeah.

And that one, she was concerned that the drug Plomox had hurt one of her patients or killed him with diabetes. But again, keep in mind, these weren't supposed to be next to each other. But I'm trying to figure out, there could be a connection in both of them because the storyline is still very similar where elliot elliot likes to go on quests with jd i mean there you go just that but not only quests with jd but quests for her patients yes to try you know for it's they're all noble quests yes elliot doesn't give up on a patient that's for darn sure she she she'll do anything to figure things out. Along the road, we run into Elliot and JD are riding the donkey,

and they run into Ted and the janitor. And Ted says something that made me laugh. He says, I tell most people I'm under an evil spell, but really it's a self-esteem thing. Self-confidence thing. That's funny. And then we get captured, Elliot and JD, and we get sent to the dungeon where we see Doug's head on a stick.

Yes. And we try and kiss, which was funny. She admits, it was I that tried to kiss you. And we're too far apart to kiss. We're like trying to reach. We're all chained up to the wall, trying to reach. A little more tongue. Yeah.

We can't reach. And then. Doug's head is on a stick. I said that, right? But then we're in the office with Kelso. And Kelso is explaining why you have to go home. And you're like, I'm private practice. you're like, I'm private practice. Elliot's like, I'm private practice. And JD's like, and I have no patient interaction

when I'm with Roland with her. So you're not going to, you can't get sued for this. Because it starts off with him saying, I'm going to, you guys are both suspended or something like that, right? Yeah. And he's not wearing pants. He says, I can do whatever I want.

And to show this off, he stands up and he's wearing boxers behind his desk. He would have been fired right then and there. Nowadays, nowadays, guess what? No, no, no. That's a wrap. So then we encounter the wood nymphs and the wood nymphs who are the interns provide us with a golden ring. And then in the real life. Well, you guys remember what you heard. Who are the interns provide us with a golden ring. And then in the real life.

Well, you guys remember what you heard. And that was from the two interns. What JD heard. Wilson's disease. Which cleverly, these genius writers, is a little golden ring around the iris. That's how you find it. And how about that set transition back into the ICU? Oh, my God on that was so cool i've forgotten that that was so cool i think at the time uh i think it was uh zach braff

not really a horse rider are you but no i mean i'm certainly not an expert enough to look good did you ever put it on your resume when you were younger? Probably. I put everything on there. Hockey. Rowing. Rowing. Because the ideology was like, just when you get the job, you'll figure that shit out. You'll learn.

You'll figure it out. The problem is now that you're a director and you hire someone that says, like, yeah, I can play soccer. And then you go to film it and you see how badly they are at soccer. You're like, oh, I can't believe that anymore. Right. You're lying. No, and also, as a kid, I feel like when you put that shit on there and you were like, hockey. Like, you would just, you actually would figure it out.

Now that we're in our 40s, you can't just figure that shit out. I'm trying. Try to learn how to play hockey. You ain't putting no I play hockey on my resume shit. But Sarah says she's learning to play now in her 40s. Oh, good for you. But you know how to skate? Nope.

Did not grow up skating. Only Canadian. Did not learning now. That's right. Your sister could skate. Everybody else could skate. You couldn't. I've never.

It's so hard. It's so hard and such a hard surface. But Sarah, you can dance. Get it. Get it. Okay. we're getting another dance everybody oh it's a bit of a twerk now everyone you didn't get to see it but it was a twerk and get it go get it i think aviator nation should send you some uh some some sweatpants for twerking in their sweatpants like that oh i think I think they should. I think they should. All right. Oh, yes.

Okay, wait, wait, wait. Before we were on the horse, you said something really funny, Zach. Go ahead. One of my favorite lines. Missing what you could have had when you tried to kiss me earlier. Good morrow. Good morrow.

Good morrow. Instead of hello. Hello. Hello. Good morrow. That made me laugh. And then it wraps up as the night goes through town and the camera cranes through the village.

And those of you who like mistakes, I didn't see this. Obviously, I would have fixed it probably, or if I could have. But when Sarah and I are up on that bridge around 2120, you can clearly see that she's standing on plywood and I'm standing on black boxes. As a director, that really annoyed me that that wasn't taken care of. So if you like mistakes, there's one for you. But overall, great episode, everybody.

And Sarah, it's so fun to have you here. Big shout out to Cox and Jordan at the end with the cute little scene by the door. It turns tragic and it really makes you feel it. You know what I mean? Where Jordan's listening the whole time and she's like, so what happened? Did the girl get the new kidney? Did she live? What happened? What's the end

of the story? Is that how it ends? He's like, well, that's how I'm telling it. He's like, everything turned out fine. She's like, it really did it? And he's like, well, that's how I'm telling it. Oh, yeah. That was great. He's like, everything turned out fine. She's like, it really did it? And he's like, well, that's how I'm telling it. That's great. Because it gives you the. In Scrubs gut punch fashion.

Yeah. You know what really happened. Yeah. They were too late. Yeah. So well done. So well done by everybody involved. And I'm just so.

I'm proud of it. If you're someone who revisits Scrubs episodes, check this one out. Because I think it's definitely one of my favorite ones. And it was particularly special. It was a great episode, Zach. Thank you. You do really, I'm not going to lie, man. You do do very good episodes and movies.

Thank you. I'm very excited for everybody out there. Shameless plug to see a good person. Please shameless plug. I can't wait to see it. Donald, have you seen it? Have you already gotten to see it?

I've seen it already. I've seen it already. I can't wait to see it. Thank you, Sarah. And please, I'm going to be doing a screening in Seattle. Maybe you'd be,

maybe you'd come to that. That's close enough to you. But everybody, please, if you haven't yet, check out the trailer for A Good Person. It's on YouTube under A Good Person trailer. And we've got some more content that'll be rolling out

very soon. And it comes out March 24th at a theater near you. Alright. I love you guys. Sarah, we love you. You guys. Good. I love you. That was so fun. This is how I know we have something special. We were up on this we love you you guys good job I love you that was so fun thanks for having me this is how I know this is how I know we have something special

we were up on this motherfucker for an hour and 33 minutes well we could do we could do two hours with Sarah Charles it felt like 10 minutes I had a chat

I had a chat GPT scene for us to do but we'll do it next time when Sarah you don't want to do it now we're getting real long I mean an hour and a half I feel like it's a bit long

they love it when we go long they do love it I'm just saying alright do you want to quickly do a chat GBT scene yeah alright Sarah

do you know what this is Sarah I don't fill me in alright so I'm going to text you get your phone out we had AI there's a thing called chat GBT that will write scenes

and I had it write a scene I'll give you the prompt that I and I had it write a scene. I'll give you the prompt that I gave it, and it wrote a scrub scene. I'm going to text it to you right now. Okay. I'll read the stage directions. All right, everyone. So, sorry.

We're going to stay and do one quick ChatGPT scene for you. I will read the stage directions. Sarah, you will read the part of Elliot. The only instruction I gave ChatGBT was to write a scrub scene where Elliot confesses to Turk that she's truly in love with Turk. Okay, I'm going to stage directions. Scene opens in the hospital hallway with Elliot and Turk walking together. Turk, I have something to tell you. What is it, Elliot? No, you've just written the...

ChatGPT chose the term elves. What is it, elves? I've never been called elves, but we're going to take it. Yeah, but ChatGPT is shaking it up. Let's start again. Start from the top. Okay, from the top, but leave that in there. Scene opens in the hospital with Elliot and Turk walking together.

Turk, I have something to tell you. What is it, Els? Well, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, and I've realized that I'm more in love with you than JD. What? How can that be? I thought you two were meant to be. And then the stage direction is Elliot blushes.

Which I will now do on my own. There we are, blushing. I know, but there's just something about your big, strong, muscular build that makes my heart skip a beat. Well, I didn't see that coming. I'm serious, Turk. I love your strength, your confidence, and the way you always know what to do. You're just the kind of man I want by my side.

Well, in that case, I'm glad to know I'm your top pick. You're more than just a pick Turk You're my heart and soul I love you too Els The scene closes With the two of them walking off Smiling and holding hands

There you go Jack GBT Yo Jack Why are you freaking putting porn into the freaking chat? That's not porn. It won't do porn. Trust me, I've tried. I've tried to do porn.

It censors any porn. Freaking nuts like some freaking JD fantasy shit. No, listen. I tried to make it more pornographic, and it won't do it. It censors you. So all it'll do is hold hands. What were your other tries? Anytime I'm trying to get...

You know what it was? Anytime you try to do anything... I want to see one where Turk and G... My very first thing I typed into it was write a scene with Turk and GD banging. And it was like, nah, I ain't having that. That's not doing that. It was like error 404 I ain't having that. That's not doing that. It was like error 404.

Error 404. You know like Hal in 2001, like, what are you doing, Zach? I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Zach. What are you doing, Zach? All right, that's it. We love you. Count us out, Sarah, in German. Femme sex, deep enough.

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