Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 812: Their Story II

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

On this week's episode, JD argues with the Chief of Medicine, but Turk is jealous when the staff shows his best friend a new level of respect. In the real world, Joelle lost count of recorded episodes, and. Zach and Donald aren't too sure about this episode. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I've got notes on this one. Yeah. This is a very sad episode. Sad? How about bad? That too, but sad also also you know why it was sad why because to me and this is just i'm just gonna keep it real to me it showed like the end it just made me bummed out a little bit because it was like you could see everyone like didn't

want the show to end, right? All the fans and we understand that. And we, even though we were a little fried, we were, you know, we were on the fence about an ending, but you watch this episode and you're like, I think everybody's tired. I don't think I was tired. I think I still wanted to make that money around that time. I'm not going to lie.

No, you're talking about money. I'm talking about creativity. I mean, these jokes were just a bit, they're not season one jokes. You know what? I'm not going to lie. I thought the episode was an episode we had watched before because you were in the office talking to Dr. Cox about problems for the nurses. And that was a whole episode before. Yeah, you're correct on that.

Like literally, that's how the episode started. And it seemed like it was the same. Set up. Yeah. And I was like, wait a second. And I remember typing to Joelle, wait, we watched this one too. We watched this episode, Joelle. And she was like, no, we didn't. And Dana was she was like no we didn't and dana was like no we didn't this

felt like what i imagine season nine is like like the secret sauce the bill lawrence i don't know bill bill i felt like bill might have been out sick this week huh well i realized this was a new episode when Lee showed up and it brought me to, oh man, he committed suicide. He killed himself. What? Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. He was like a childhood star.

He did the famous Jet Jackson. He was on this show called, was it Percy Jackson? Oh my God, I didn't know that. What was it? Not Percy Jackson. What was it? Fam jackson i didn't know that what was it what was it was it not percy jackson what was it famous jet jackson jet jackson oh he was jet what he was jet jackson he was the famous jet jackson yeah yeah and i remember i remember when this episode aired how we all felt about it and how we like it's not it wasn't that great of an episode

but then i remember him passing away. Oh, my God. And being like, aw. But he was such a good actor. Yeah, he's a wonderful actor, and he's so handsome. Mm-hmm. All right. Well, listen. We have to turn this around and entertain these lovely people who are listening.

So don't you worry, audience. Here we go. Donald. Five, six, seven, eight. Here's some stories about a show we made. About a bunch of doctors and nurses in a Canada who love to hate. I said here's some stories that we all should know. So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald.

I don't know. Gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch show with Zach and Donald. I don't know. I think the reason I'm just negative on it is it just, first of all, we haven't watched an episode in so long. We should give the context to the audience. You may have, I think you're going to have heard, I imagine the way you're going to air these is the one we recorded before the strike. Yes. So audience, you will have heard an episode we recorded before the strike but couldn't air because of the strike. This is the first one we've watched post-strike.

So we haven't watched one in however long. How many months has it been? Since July. Right. So I was kind of like, okay, here we go. This will be fun again because I've been loving the episodes we've been doing for you guys with the guests who are so interesting. And I was like, okay. And then this one I just felt like was so meh. oof that's why i had that reaction welcome back welcome back

to the talk about welcome back for the dream there's a bunch of people that are like I loved Welcome Back Carter and then there's a bunch of people that are like what is Welcome Back Carter well you have to be a certain age to know what Welcome Back Carter is my kids asked me if they could watch

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air what did you say fuck yeah I was like I can't wait I can't wait Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. What did you say? Fuck yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I was like, I can't wait. I can't wait. Let's do it. This is going to be awesome.

I can't wait. Just show them what's happening. Something better. Fresh Prince is pretty good. I've never seen Fresh Prince, so I can't really judge. What's that? I've never seen it. Oh my God. A cultural moment. I've never seen Fresh Prince, so I can't really judge. What? Zach! You've never seen it? Oh, my God.

Whoa. A cultural moment. I'm sorry. I think I was not the right age for Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. I remember, of course, the opening. Of course. One of the dopest openings to a sitcom ever. And I remember the Carlton dance.

I just wasn't, I don't know, wasn't one of the ones. Listen, I love sitcoms. It just wasn't one of the ones that got me. That's fair. By the way, your sitcom's got some billboards up, I see. I see that, too. Holy cow. Wow.

Shit got real. All of a sudden, you're on billboards. Look, the strike ended, and the world went back to normal. Sorry, my world went back to normal, is what I should say. A lot of fucking people don't have work, dick. My world went back to normal is what I should say. A lot of fucking people don't have work, dick. My world went back to normal. Wow. Yeah, it's overwhelming and it almost feels unreal, you know what I mean?

It's like the minute the strike ended, I got a call that we were going back on Monday. The strike ended Thursday. and that we were going back on Monday. And the strike ended Thursday. And so I was like, holy shit, how do I get this little bit of baby fat off my face and get ready for, get the weed out my system, get my eyes right, all that shit. You quit? I just started smoking before bedtime. You don't smoke during the day at all?

No, because I'm at work. I think that's a good adjustment, though. That's really lovely. time. You don't smoke during the day at all? No. Because I'm at work. I think that's a good adjustment, though. That's really lovely. Just to be like, you know what? You and Snoop Dogg out here. That was super bullshit. It was an ad for the solo stove.

I knew that motherfucker was lying because he didn't say I quit smoking weed. Solo stove got a lot of fucking press off that. Yeah, they did, but that shit was bullshit. But let's get back to extended family, shall we? Snoop, you tricked us, but extended family. You're the only

actor I know who instantly went back to work. That's not true. There are quite a few that went back to work. I don't know those people. You're the only person I know they were like, the strike end, and you're like, I'm working Monday. Have you liked movies this year? What's a movie you've seen where you're like, holy shit, I loved that movie this year? Barbarian is the only one I can think of.

What's yours, Joelle? Barbarian. Oh, I got to see this. Which is the horror film. I didn't see that. All right, Tana, what's yours? Great twist. Thebarian. Oh, I gotta see this. Which is the horror film. I didn't see that. Alright, Daniel, what's yours? Great twist. The one that I liked was Dungeons & Dragons. It was just a fun movie-going experience. It's a good

popcorn flick. It was a popcorn movie. And I had such little expectation for that movie, and I thought it was great. It was really, really fun. Donald? I haven't been to the movies. You haven't been to the movies at all? I wait for it to come out on iTunes. Okay, well, is there a movie on iTunes you've seen at all that you've liked?

I liked a lot of movies, actually. I liked Barbie. I liked Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I liked... That was such a cute movie. What else did I see? Into the Spider-Verse. I? Into the Spider-Verse. I liked Into the Spider-Verse.

I liked, there were quite a few movies, actually, that were really good that came out this year. What about A Good Person? Did you like A Good Person? Did not like that movie. Could not relate. No, I'm just kidding. I loved that movie, but I saw that movie.

By the way, I got to give myself, when does this come out, Dan? On what date does this episode drop? This will drop in a week from today right joelle no no this will drop on the 5th of december right oh well then i have to tell audience if you're listening a good person is finally free on prime oh nice if you're listening now and you've been waiting uh you don't have to spend one cent it is free for you to watch on Prime. Check out a good person.

Get your tissues ready. Get your tissues ready. For real. No, it's cool. It's been a while waiting, but now it's finally free for you to watch. I know a lot of people like free. Do you like free?

It's free. It's for me, as my cousin likes to say. It's free. Free. Everybody likes a little ass play, dude. Well, that's off topic. It's free, everybody. A good person. Now

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What are you trying to get into? This show. Are you going to cook? I'm trying to avoid talking about this show. Are you going to do? What are you trying to get into? This show. Are you going to cook? I'm trying to avoid talking about this show. Are you going to cook Thanksgiving dinner? Who's cooking Thanksgiving at your house? I was going to say, if you don't know yet, it's too late, bro. Two days from now.

You need to go grocery shopping. I do need to go grocery shopping. I'm trying to think what I'm cooking for Thanksgiving dinner. I know I am going to cook, but what am I? Don't you make turkey stuffing? You seem like you're behind the schedule, bro. There's people at the shopping, at the store right now with lists. No, I don't think I'm behind in schedule.

I think I can make enough for the four of us. There's not going to be a lot of people. It's just the four of us. So I think I'll be all right. Will you gather around the table and say what you're thankful for? Of course. Well, I'm thankful for you. You're so sweet.

Aw. Zach, what are you doing for Thanksgiving? My mom is hosting us. Aw. I wanted to host us, but I'm still not back in my house after my flood. But my mom is going gonna host the family and I'm excited because my stepfather is actually the cook he makes most of the food and it's nice to see everyone it'll be it'll be nice I like Thanksgiving I love Thanksgiving especially

when someone else is doing the cooking yes me too fabulous and then Thanksgiving will have already happened yes by the time oh when you're listening Thanksgiving that's true that's true I hope Me too Thanksgiving will have already happened Yes Oh when you're listening Thanksgiving That's true I hope everyone had a lovely Thanksgiving Donald This episode It opens with an epic Johnny C monologue

That's unique to this episode I don't think we've ever opened an episode Where Johnny C just launches into like a three page monologue I'm pretty sure the episode I don't think we've ever opened an episode where Johnny C just launches into like a three page monologue. I'm pretty sure the episode where he first got that new job and you're in the office and everybody was looking to you as the didn't we do an episode like this? Wasn't there an exact episode? Yeah, but it doesn't open with him doing some like epic long monologue about how JD can make money to well all I know is Johnny when he got these pages was probably like yes are you saying that he had an orgasm because he was so excited because he was so excited for the three well Johnny C is so good at this and he puts the

time in I know we've spoken about it before but he puts the time in. I know we've spoken about it before, but he puts the time in. He has a little studio where he videotapes himself and he works on it. He loves it. Yeah. He looks at it. He embraces the challenge like no one that I know. He looks at it like,

I'm going to conquer this in two hours. Yeah. He's like, I'm going to conquer this. How much time do I have to conquer this? 30 minutes? I'm going to fucking conquer this. Yeah, but he works on it. He doesn't phone anything in, man. The guy goes down into his

studio and he videotapes himself and he tries different things. No, but this is around the time where Bill is writing things and it's coming in hot. You know what I mean? You got to remember that too. He probably just got this monologue fresh in front of him at 6 a.m. No, that's impossible. No one can do that.

Johnny could. Are you saying to me right now, John C. McGinley, you have never seen John C. pull it out of his ass? Isn't he the one that made up the coin that should have coin phrased the term pull it out of your ass wednesday i think that johnny i think that johnny would need even johnny would need a day or two for this monologue it's a lot pull it out of your ass wednesday or pull it out of your ass whatever day it is came from the fact that bill wouldn't have the scripts ready in time for us to go to work.

So he would write the scripts, literally. He'd be like, we'd be blocking. And he'd be like, all right, so this is what we're going to do. And he'd hand out pages that were Xeroxed with his handwriting, which was very hard to read also, of dialogue. read also of dialogue and sometimes he would give john c mcginley monologues that were gigantic at blocking and he had about he had to memorize it or try to memorize it in between the time of uh the the uh when while they're lighting while you, it's the first shot of the day. So after you do that, everybody kind of goes and gets their breakfast,

like everything kind of, you know what I mean? And then you come back and you shoot, and he had to have it ready. Right. And he would always have it ready. I'm saying that Johnny was amazing at that, but this is still too much for someone to just do while they're lighting. I don't know, man. This is season nine.

I feel like this was one of those things. All right. I'm telling you. Cox won't hire more nurses. Season eight. Cox won't hire more nurses. JD has sort of become like the top dog around the hospital. He thinks at least in his head that he's the new kind of Dr.

Cox, even though Dr. Cox is now the chief of medicine. JD's got a little strut in his step. And there's a new surgeon, as we mentioned, Derek Hill. And Turk is introducing him and instructs him to always accept Todd's high fives on his non-cutting hand because it hurts so much. It's hard.

And then Todd does a quiet down five. That was a little funny. Even Rob can make me laugh just by saying quiet down five. I mean, the Todd, at this point, he's so dialed into the Todd, he probably could do it in his sleep. I don't think Rob was running line at this point, he's so dialed into the Todd, he probably could do it in his sleep. I don't think Rob was running line at this point. I think at this point, Rob was like, he had a Porsche. Yeah, his only line was quiet down five, I think, in the episode.

But he made me laugh. This is proof that Rob can make me laugh just with his one line. Quiet down five. Janitor has been a hypnotized or at least he says for 15 years and there's one word that will make him sleep popsicle uh jd first tries sassafras and boondoggle um but the janitor claims that um that if jd can figure out that one word was this was the beginning of this was like a plot point in Office Space. Remember that movie?

Yeah, there was a hypnotized moment in Office Space. Yeah, the whole point is that he goes to get hypnotized to have no stress, and then the hypnotizer dies. And so he's just walking around with no stress, and he goes into the office and just has a whole new attitude. You guys don't remember Office Space?

No, I do remember Office Space. Starring Johnny C. McGinley? I didn't realize that he got hypnotized, and that's what happened. Yeah, that's why he changes his whole way of being, is that he goes and gets hypnotized, and the person puts him under and makes him so relaxed and chill and no stress, and then the hypnotist dies. But then how did the robbing and the stealing from the place happen remember he was taking like i don't know that's a different

plot point but the it initially starts with the fact that he like goes back and and is so chill that's why johnny c's like so enamored with him because he's so chill and he's like oh the pleasure is all on this side of the table. If you guys haven't seen Office Space, you got to see Office Space. It's so fucking funny. Or if you get the chance, Extended Family. It comes out. Oh my God.

It comes out. When does Extended? It's a very different thing. I've been waiting to say this for the longest. When does it fucking come out? January 2nd. It's a Tuesday. That's not going to stay on people's minds. You're going to have to remind them

sooner. Well, this doesn't air until December 3rd. Also, happy birthday, Casey. It's your birthday today. If this airs on December 3rd, the morning's just begun! And I'm singing just for one!

Okay. Happy birthday, Casey. She's the lover, and and I'm singing just for one okay happy birthday Casey she's the lover and she's begun to age in such a crazy way Donald this airs on December 5th you fucked up oh shit

happy belated birthday everybody likes a little ass play don't even act like you don't happy belated birthday happy belated birthday, honey. It's every Thursday, Sunday. Everybody likes a little ass play. Don't even act like you don't. Happy belated birthday. I hope you enjoyed the ass play. Happy belated birthday, Casey. I hope you like ass play.

Fuck your sound effects machine. All right. Well, listen, is your show funny? Be honest. Yes, it is funny.

Am I going to laugh? I got King John Cryer on it. Are you kidding me? Am I going to laugh? You are going to laugh. It is very funny funny uh can you give them the premise in case people haven't seen a trailer or the billboard okay so the premise is um a family uh of four wife husband uh daughter son breakup the parents split and the mom finds new love and the dad doesn't, but they want to make

it so that the kids still feel like they're in that foursome of a family. And they have this house where the kids live. And instead of the kids going and living with their parents, the kids stay at that house and the parents come and stay on their weeks at the house as well um and then i'm thrown into the mix as the new uh love interest for the wife um played by abigail spencer um and he also owns the boston celtics which is really cool i'm probably the first black owner of the boston celtics ever i will in the bet i'm the first black owner of the boston celtics ever. I'm willing to bet I'm the first black owner of the Boston Celtics ever on television. Now, I have a question. Your character is wealthy.

And in real life. Is the John Cryer character not wealthy, and so that's part of the problem? No, I don't know. We don't necessarily know what the John Cryer character does yet. So it's wealth, money. So it's not a socioeconomic, uh, situation.

It's not a race situation. It's just family trying to, you know, live, uh, happily, uh, under one roof.

Is there a moment where someone kisses because it's a sitcom and the audience goes, woo. No. So this is, no, I don't, I don't think that's going to happen.

I just want to know, is there anything that happens in the sitcom audience besides applause? Does anyone go, woo? Well, if they applaud, it's got to be a really funny joke. And I think we've got a couple of those. But for pacing wise, those are usually cut out. So like if the audience really loves a joke and it gets a really long laugh, it can't really be that long because the story still has to be told. So

that laugh is usually cut down. Right. Did you have any jokes that were... And then the woo and all of that stuff, there's only one show that ever did that and that was called Married With Children. No, that's not true. Every sitcom. There was only one time that that happened on Friends and that was when...

I'm telling you. That is bullshit. When a couple kisses that's not supposed to kiss and it's taboo. Only on Married With Children. No. Married With Children. And what was the other show with the puppet? You're so wrong.

What was the show with the puppet? It's like a sitcom trope. It is such a... Elf? You're talking about dinosaurs? Elf? Elf? No, what was the one?

No, the one with the puppet rabbit or some shit like that. And it was like a take off of Married With Children. It was like a bite off of Married With Children with... Are you talking about Greg the Bunny? No, not Greg the Bunny. It was... What are you talking about? You're trying to tell me that Married With Children is the only sitcom with...

Remember Nikki Cox? What was her name? Nikki Cox. Is that her name? She was on a sitcom with who was on it? Was Bobcat Goldthwait on it? Or some shit like that? This is the weirdest cut

that you're mentioning, trying to get around the fact that every sitcom audience goes woo at some point when people kiss. Was it Mama's Family? No, that has... Unhappily Ever After? Yeah, that one. Remember that one? It was the knockoff of that has Unhappily Ever After? Yeah, that one. Remember that one? No.

It was the knockoff of It did have five seasons though. It was the knockoff of Married With Children. Y'all remember that one? No, but it did have five seasons. Oh my God. I wish I could have someone

do a cut now to a super cut of woos from sitcoms over the years to prove you wrong. You can. You got iHeart. You got DJ Dano.

He could do it. And the audience Cut to all the woos. All can do it. And the audience. Cut to all the woos. All you need to do is the woo. The audience listening is cutting to all the woos in their minds. Yes. I'm telling you guys, man. It's not.

It might be a trope on the sitcoms you watch, but they didn't woo on... Maybe the first time the couple kissed, but not every time the couple kissed. What about when on Friends there were no woos? There was a woo, but that was a freaking built... We had this conversation. You were the one that was saying there was no woo at that time.

And Joelle and I were like, yeah, there was. We had this conversation, bro. Which woo? In Friends, what's the woo you remember? When they kiss. time and joelle and i were like yeah there was we had this conversation which woo which there's always a we remember when they when they kiss there's only two really big swimmer and jennifer aniston that one and then when monica pops up from under the bed with when i was thinking of chandler yeah let's take a break we'll be right back after these fine words when you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful.

That's where The Bright Side comes in. A new daily podcast from Hello Sunshine that's bringing you a daily dose of joy. I'm Danielle Robay. And I'm Simone Boyce. Listen, both Danielle and I are reporters. We've covered the news and we know the world can feel heavy.

But The Bright Side podcast is a space to have a little fun, to learn something new and get into some friendly debates. That's right. Join us five days a week to see how life can look from the bright side. We'll hear from celebrities, authors, experts, and listeners like you. Whether it's relationships, friend advice, or figuring out how to navigate life's transitions, we'll talk through it all together. Listen to The Bright Side from Hello Sunshine every weekday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, this is Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty.

Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty. You may know me from, let's see, 90210, Charmed, Mallrats, Heathers. Probably also know me from my stage four cancer diagnosis and sharing that journey with so many of you. There's something so authentic about a podcast. It's me connecting, me talking raw in the moment. It's me connecting, me talking raw in the moment. That's what my goal is to give you, to talk about why I feel that cancer, to a certain extent, is a gift,

what my responsibilities are as a person with cancer, because I think that there's something so much bigger than me. And to be honest, I'm still trying to find out what that is. And maybe together we'll find it. It's going to be a wild ride. So I hope that you all tune in. Listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

Hey, my name's Jay Shetty, and I'm the host of On Purpose. I just had a great conversation with Michael B. Jordan, and you can listen to it right now. Michael is known for his performances in both film and television. His breakout role was in Fruitvale Station playing Oscar Grant which earned him widespread praise and numerous award nominations. His portrayal of Killmonger in Marvel's Black Panther, one of my favorites, further solidified his status

as one of Hollywood's leading actors, earning him widespread acclaim for his complex and compelling performance. In our conversation, Michael really opens up. You're going to love listening to it and I can't wait for you to check it out. The closest to getting what you want

is always the hardest. It's always the feeling when you're getting ready to, you know, people give up right before they get what they've always wanted to get. People quit. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. So, JD, this is crazy.

JD, in his fantasy, found Turk's testicle, the one that was removed, and he turned it into a disco ball. And he is worried when Turk confronts him that it's about that. And then he remembers that that was just in his dream. Then we go, then Turk tells JD that he needs to have more of a strut because he's the big man on campus. And we go into a fantasy that's a callback to our strutting pimp fantasy. But this time, because I was working out, I was the shirtless one. It's a pimp strut fantasy redux. But here's the craziest part turk looks up off camera and in the fantasy he recognizes his own testicle that's been turned into a disco ball

how would you how would you know how would you know first all, it's a tiny disco ball, right? Right? We got to say it's what? An inch or so? I don't know how big your balls are. Inch and a half? Now, if I covered that testicle with little mirrored squares and hung it from a string. You could still get light reflecting on it.

How would you recognize your ball? How would you know that it's your ball? Why wouldn't you go, oh, why did you get such a tiny disco ball? Because of the shape, perhaps. Oh, because it's egg, it's sort of an oblong egg shape? Yeah. Maybe it still has... What?

There's no hair on it. That's the scrotum. No, like the... In the movies, at least, balls kind of have like extra flap i guess flap yeah so like there's the ball and then there's the flap wait your balls have a flap i gotta feel mine and make sure i don't have a flap no they just like little skin eggs so like skin eggs but if you were to pull it out, it would have something connected to... Yeah, that's the vas deferens, I believe.

Right, so there's that part too. That's what connects the ball to the... Yeah, I think that is the vas deferens. Can you look it up, the vas deferens? You're saying there'd be some vas deferens? There would be some residue. Of vas deferens? Or some remnants.

Remnants? Maybe that's the word i'm looking for some remnants so what you're saying what you're positing is that turk saw his own vast deference remnants yes why would turk know what his vast deference because remnants well because you stole the ball. So obviously it was, he's been holding it and. No, I didn't steal it from you. I stole, I think I dug it up because it was planted in the last fantasy. Wasn't it planted? Yes.

Yeah. And then it grew. It grew. It grew a plant. Do you remember? It grew a plant though. So you killed plant Turk. You killed plant Turk. No, plant Turk we're mixing metaphors

because that was a different fantasy in this world JD says he found it I don't know where he found it and he turned it into a disco ball he stole it you know he stole it he stole it from Turk you're saying Turk has his ball Turk yes Turned it into a disco ball. He stole it. You know he stole it. He stole it from Turk.

Why would Turk? So you're saying Turk has his ball? Turk, yes. And that's why it keeps coming up in these fantasies, because Turk owns it. It's covenanted. Is that the right word to that music? Do you think you're allowed to keep your ball if you have it removed? Joelle, can you look that up?

Are you allowed to keep your testicle in a jar if you have it removed? Why would you not be able to keep your testicle in a jar? Well, it might be like medical waste and it's not allowed. Like, I don't think you can just take it. Bullshit. That's my nut, son. Give it to me, bro. That's my nut, son.

Quote, end quote, Donald Faison. That one's for the soundboard. That's my nut, son. Yeah, can I have that for the soundboard, please? Yeah, I got you. Zach and Donald are gay newlyweds in house arrest. That's my nut, son. Jewel, did you find it? Are you allowed to keep your testicle?

There's a lot of different rules. Give me two more seconds. We'll keep working on it. By the way, the vas deferens is the thing that transports the semen from the balls. But is it the only thing that connects the ball to the body? Oh, I'm starting to get chills, bro. We're talking really, really, really, really sensitive subjects. All right. Well, calm down.

You're a doctor. The ball is in the scrotum, right? Yes. And the two balls. you're a doctor the ball is in the scrotum right and the two balls and then the only thing

that connects them that brings the sperm to the urethra is the vas deferens that is one of the things we need Dr. Penis yeah but there is

there is also there is Dr. Penis there is also the tunica vaginalis that is that's a vagina no no

it's part of the it's part of the balls I'm telling you this is these are the things that Turk recognized That's a vagina. No, it's part of the balls. I'm telling you. These are the things that Turk recognized because Turk is a surgeon and has removed balls before. What I was going to say, which I may regret, is look, I'm looking at

some balls right now. Is it a drawing or is it real balls? It's a drawing. It's a vertical section of the testes to show the arrangement of the ducts. And one of the things that's connected to the balls for the rest of it is the tunic of vaginalis as well as the vas deferens.

So lots of things holding them things there. I'm trying to tell you. I'm just going to feel my balls and tell you what I feel. You just feel ball. No, let me see what I feel. Oh, my God. Do you what I feel. You just feel ball. Let me see what I feel. Do you remember when you had little balls? Fill your balls.

You can't feel the vas deferens. You can just feel the ball. I feel everything. You don't feel a vas deferens or a tunica. Alright, should we get back to the show? All right. Sunny is a new intern, and she's always happy. Yes. The interns have the VO in this episode.

And, you know, it is what it is. This is the prelude. Oh, yeah. Maybe this was sort of auditioning the interns taking over in season nine maybe bill was like we got to float some of this stuff maybe i was thinking while i was watching and maybe he was sort of auditioning to see which intern might break out and be the one to have the vo even though carrie bichet did not join the cast until season nine well you um the only one intern stuck around.

Well, two. So one of the interns has a mint, and it turns out it's a highly concentrated mini urinal cake. And the janitor has made his cart remote control by stealing parts from a patient's electric wheelchair. But then the cart becomes AI. It has its own personality. And it's not even in a fantasy by the way it's not even in a fantasy the cart the thing eats it has like feelings yeah it eats it like it has joy when it's praised it like it wiggles yeah it's like a dog it makes lemonade it actually not in a fantasy it makes lemonade and It actually, not in a fantasy, it makes lemonade.

He even does the whole Mr. Shit from Color Purple. Ain't cold enough. And the fucking cart takes the shit back and comes back with cold lemonade. Right. And so in this world, not in a fantasy, the cart is somehow making lemonade. It learned. It learned. It learned by the end of the show.

It's a learning cart. This is one of those moments where Bill forgot to put it in a fantasy because it's in the reality that the cart is. The fucking janitor has his own R2 unit pretty much. Yeah, it's like an R2 unit. Joel, you look like you've got the face of someone who's figured out if you can keep your own ball. So most of what I can find only pertained to dead bodies. And basically they're saying it's very hard to convince the government to let you keep anything.

Like you couldn't keep like a relative skull. You can't keep different types of body parts. So I don't think, I think most of it has to be classified as medical waste and toss i don't think you can keep that's an insult to the testicles dismembered body parts unless you know you have a cool doctor who will give it to you on the side yeah every time we talk about this shit all i can think about is my vasectomy and how that shit was not you, they tell you that it doesn't hurt. And we're talking about, you know, areas of the balls and everything like that that I imagine this brother cut to stop the semen from being potent or fertile. From getting out.

From being fertile. No, it still comes out. It's just not fertile anymore. There's no sperm in the semen right whatever that sure but the more we talk about this the more i just feel that pressure i would like to change subjects from okay thank you did you go under for that no i was well awakened because they said it would be a a painless procedure and it was not a painless procedure at all so no it was not what do you

have to do after like put ice on on your balls there's nothing you can do after you just got to take that shit how long until you can have intercourse again i made the mistake of having it before i was supposed to, and that was not smart. Why'd it hurt? Oh, God, I could have hurt myself really bad, but yes, it did hurt. How long were you supposed to wait? More than a day. How about that?

You waited a day? Donald! Bro, you got a problem. You got a problem. You got a problem, bro. Oh, my God, Al. I wanted to see if it still worked you waited a day dude I'm sure you're supposed to wait

how long are you supposed to wait I wanted to see if it still worked cause I was one that believed that Dan look up how long you're supposed to wait you waited a day you got a problem i'm one that believes it's uh that i i was worried that it wouldn't work again oh my god dude you're poor seven to ten days seven to ten days bro i did not wait that long yeah i wanted to make sure i could still use my penis. And 48 hours is strongly recommended.

Wow. Wow. All right. So Joe, there's a patient that Joe and Elliot are treating, and Joe really wants to give her a temporal artery biopsy. And Elliot says, no, no, you can't trust interns. You don't know what you're talking about. Don't try and do procedures.

You have to, you know, walk before you run and never take the intern's advice. So that's sort of Elliot's storyline with Joe. Turk says he's not bothered by JD doing so well and becoming the new sort of top doc. But then we cut to a fantasy where he's angrily pulling out all of the organs in a patient. This is Derek's fantasy. Yes, it's Derek's fantasy. And Turk, at one point I kind of giggled when it looked like Rob, if you go back and look, it looks like Rob is laughing during.

Under his mask. Yeah, because you're being very funny. Does he go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh? Does his body go like this? No, it just looks like he's hiding his laughter underneath the mask. And that made me laugh. That was funny. Because you're being funny as you rip out all the organs.

The janitor rigged the elevator to scare. This is, again, not a fantasy. The janitor rigged the elevator to scare two interns. Which is... Because they touched his R2 unit cart. If you could do that in real life, that would be awesome, man. What, rig an elevator?

To scare somebody and not kill them. That would be the best day ever. Why would that be the best day ever? I don't think it's a very nice thing to do to someone, to think they're going to die. I'd get on that ride again after I found out that it was not going to kill me. Like the Tower of Terror? You love the Tower of Terror? Yeah, just like Guardians of the Galaxy.

Oh, now it's Guardians of the Galaxy? It is. Best ride. Best ride. You guys all like that ride? It's a pretty good ride. I've not done it since they changed but I did do Tower of Terror and it was fun

soundtrack is awesome it's got different endings that's pretty cool there's different soundtrack every ride is different there's like 300 and something different versions of the ride it's like Freefall back in Jersey we had a ride at Six Flags called Freefall

it's not sure but it's over and over and over again you go up It's like free fall. Back in Jersey, we had a ride at Six Flags called Free Fall. It's not. It's. Sure. But it's over and over and over again. You go up. You go down. Free fall was just up. Free fall was just once.

See your ass later. And free fall was at Six Flags. It didn't really feel that safe. Like, I at least trust that Disney knows what they're doing. But the Six Flags in Jersey always felt a little bit like, is this really going to work? Don't be nice today. Yeah. No, it was on a. Free Fall was on a track, though.

That was the thing. No, it was on a track, but you fell. You went up. And then you would roll under. No, it went like this. Yeah. You went up, and then there'd be a buzzer. And you just drop, like however many stories.

Oh, hell no. And then it would roll. Scary ass. Catch you at the bottom. I hate that fucking run. And then there was the Superman, where you would do it, and it would shoot you up as. Catch you at the bottom. I hate that fucking run. And then there was the Superman where you would do it and it would shoot you up. And you'd go flying up and at the top of it, it would be Superman staring down at you. Yeah.

Like he was on top of the skyscraper. We should take another break. Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, I love you. All right, we'll be right back after these words. Wu-Tang forever. When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful. That's where The Bright Side comes in. A new daily podcast from Hello Sunshine that's bringing you a daily dose of joy.

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I want to make sure that we, you know, we haven't used our sound effects in a long time. I don't want the audience to miss them. By the way, I just watched The Crown. It was really good, except the Crown is so excellent. But they made a really, really, really bad choice in this final season. Which was? Ghost Diana.

Ghost Diana? Yeah, a lot of people are bumping up against oh ghost diana is just a wrong choice you know the show is so elegant and so well done and so well acted and then all of a sudden you're like no not ghost diana not the fantasy yeah especially because they got everything so historically correct leading up to that. You know, every fact that we have about, like, Diana's last day is inserted into the show in a meaningful way. So then when you get into a fantasy space, it's a little strange. Did you see it, Joelle? Yeah.

It's a malarkey. You didn't like Ghost Diana, did you? It didn't really do it for me. No, it kind of takes you out of the moment. And you didn't need it. No. No, we were already. I was already.

It's fine. I cried, by the way. I really cried. It's so it's even with Ghost Diana. It's so moving. Gosh, you know, such a fucking amazing actor is Elizabeth Debicki. She's wonderful. Wonderful.

But I mean, Dominic West. There it is. Dominicki. She's wonderful. Wonderful. But I mean Dominic West. There it is. Dominic West. Oh. Yes. Dominic West is such a phenomenal actor. And when he... McNulty. He, there's so many scenes with him in this. I just, he's so good in this final episode. He's just an excellent,

excellent actor. And Elizabeth Debicki really is too. I mean, she's flawless. But I just didn't understand the choice of Ghost Diana. It really, I was like, guys, no. And then I was like, okay, okay, it was just a misstep. It's just one scene. And I was like, no,

more Ghost Diana. Retribution. I love that show. I'm sad it's over. All right. Elliot rips her dress when she's trying to tear. She only wears, she only keeps a dress if she gets complimented three times on it. And she gets three compliments. So she keeps it.

And she rips it. She rips it. And she uses duct tape to hold it together. Then she rips it. She rips it, and she uses duct tape to hold it together. Carla says that when JD, Cox changed his mind, and Carla says, if we do hook up tonight, you won't be the only one thinking about JD.

That is crazy. This shit was wild. That is just bizarre writing. Judy's barely in it, And Ken's not in it. No Ken. By the way, Scrubs Wiki had an interesting thing. We had a fuck up, a medical fuck up for all you doctors listening. When diagnosing temporal arteritis,

there are many easier ways to diagnose than a temporal artery biopsy. In fact, it's hardly ever performed in clinical practice. There are less invasive tests, which would tell us even if it's warranted. Moreover, the scar left by this procedure is much smaller than the one shown. Thank you, Trevor. Really, it's helpful. So for you doctors out there that were watching this and going, what the fuck?

There you go. I want you to think that the scars from that procedure are as big as the one on that poor young lady in the episode. Izzy thought that Al Roker was her dad. That's a ridiculous line. Ridiculous. That's horrible. I'm telling you, Bill must have been like down for the count. You know, they can't all be winners, Donald. My favorite part of the episode was you don't get mixed up in the lover's quarrel. When Derek was watching Carla and Turk

argue, and then he turns around and JD's there. And JD goes, oh, Derek, how was your night with Turk? Never mind, I don't want to talk about it. And walks away. That was my favorite joke of the whole show. And it's set up because Turk is jealous of JD's success. I laughed so hard

at that because the setup is never getting, and you would think he's talking about Turk and Carla but really he's talking about JD but really he didn't realize he already got involved in one with JD and Turk that shit was hilarious to me that's the best joke of the show for me

what about when I say to Derek be careful she likes brown men we both do and then I say to Derek, be careful, she likes brown men. We both do. That's also a good moment. And then I say, he's like a male Halle Berry. Yeah. And then the last note I wrote is that in the tag, the janitor's feeding the cart.

Did you see that? Did you watch the little tag? No, I did, and the cart's enjoying it like a little happy puppy. Yeah, he's like wiggling like a puppy. I didn't like this episode. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm trying to do the best I can.

And I love you all out there. Yeah, me too. This was not really the best episode to come back to. He read Fake Doctors Real Friends. We want to keep it real for you. Yeah. We want to keep it honest. We're not going to plug the show when the show is not good.

I feel like this is what season nine is going to be like when we do that. I'm a little nervous that season nine is this, because if this is season nine, I'm scared. Well, this to me felt like a little appetizer for season nine. Like there was no jokes in this at all. It was just off. It's just off. The rules, you know, in comedy,

you have rules that you set up for a specific thing. Even if it's airplane, like the Zucker brothers have rules for the jokes that happen within the world. This episode is sort of breaking the rules of the world in a weird way and not in a funny way. Yeah. Although I would love to have my own AI robot. That isn't going to kill me. That isn't the Terminator. I would have rather watched this show. Zach and Donald are gay newlyweds in house arrest. I'd watch that. Classic.

I mean, there are a lot of gay moments in this between you and I, though. It's just off. It's off. I do like the fact that the episodes are all about being yourself. And if you are true to yourself, things usually work out your way, you know? And I did like that. That's what you got out of it? I didn't even get that. Well, that's what the episode is. Derek's scared to be himself.

Joe doesn't want to speak up because she's scared to, she doesn't want to be responsible or hold herself accountable for what she's done uh or had uh elliot do and then sunny she's looked at as not a threat and looked at as someone who isn't strong and she can't take that because she feels she is someone who is strong and at the end of it she didn't give two shits about what the janitor said she could have gone about her day but instead he fucked with her i'm impressed what about we forgot this too about when a couple of interns are randomly hooking up in the elevator it was like a cheap shot to get her in her bra that was weird yeah i mean like she's like like she's gonna hook up with him

in an elevator classic yeah i know nothing about them their chemistry is all off it was right it was very bizarre it just felt like what how can we get that young lady in her bra? It's like, nothing was connected. No, because they were going to die in the elevator, remember? Yeah, but still. They genuinely believed they were going to die, and then so he convinced her to take off her top, and then she said she only gave him side boob.

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Go ahead, Joelle. Tiffany from Ventura, California here. I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed the episode with Andy Ramage. For someone who has been sober for 39 years, I'm also 39 years old, it's so refreshing to hear that there is movement of folks choosing to rethink alcohol. I chose not to drink from an early age because I saw the negative effects of drinking and alcoholism in my dad's family. And as I got a bit older, I realized my own addictive personality could be problematic. You all made so many good points about how it is really just this blindly accepted social

norm that no one really questions. When offered a drink, I've always responded, I'm good, thanks, in hopes to avoid pointed questions about why I don't drink. But this episode has encouraged me to share more openly and challenge others' perceptions of alcohol. Also, as an avid tennis player, I'd love it if you did an episode with a tennis coach or a friend. Thanks, Tiffany I.

Oh, okay. Let's get with a tennis coach or a friend. Thanks, Tiffany I. Oh, okay. Let's get a famous tennis player on, Donald. We met a very famous golfer. You didn't mention that we met a very famous golfer, Donald. I hung out with Tony. You told me you didn't want a freaking name drop. Dude, I'm disobeying the rules that you are setting. There's no rules.

You can name drop the famous golfer we met. What was his name? Tony Finau. Do you know who that is? Anybody? I don't do golf. I'm so sorry. Sorry, Donald. Donald was geeked, though, because he's apparently really good. Tell us about him. He's a Masters champion.

I think he's one of the best in the game. Right, Donald? He's won a couple of times. He hasn't won... I don't think he's won a major. I think he's one of the best in the game, right, Donald? He's won a couple of times. He hasn't won. I don't think he's won a major yet, but he's a very good golfer. He hits the ball a ton. And he kind of looks like my nephew, but a taller version of my nephew. How is he with the windmill?

Can he get it through without on one? I'm sure he's shot even par at the putt-putt, the local putt-putt. Can he rock the roundy-round thing? The loop-de-loop? Yeah. I think he's – I'm pretty sure when faced with the loop-de-loop. When faced with the loop-de-loop. Yeah. He doesn't panic.

He doesn't panic. When faced with a loop-de-loop. Yeah. He doesn't panic. He doesn't panic. Well, I got to say, I've gotten a lot of love on the Andy Ramage alcohol episode. And a lot of people who've told me that they've given the 28-day challenge a try. So if you haven't heard that one, go and listen to it. Someone told me that it was being shared around in their family group chat.

I don't know. I'm happy about it. That's really cool. Actually. Yeah. I'm really happy about that. Um, thank you for your letter. And we've been enjoying,

uh, doing these episodes with, uh, interesting guests. It's really fun for us. Right, Donald? I,

I do enjoy it. I, you know, I enjoy talking about scrubs also. Don't get it twisted. We know you're running out of episodes, but we're running out of episodes. So it really is refreshing to talk to other people about their experiences in life and stuff like that. And, um, you know, hopefully, hopefully we get the chance to talk to some of you guys again. You know, uh, that was a lot of fun having you guys on here and,

and, and trying to fix your life. Maybe we'll bring that back. I don't know, but we could have a new iteration with our, with our new guests. We can, yeah,

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Yes. But we hope you still had fun listening to us. And remember. Eat these bowls, Zach. Always remember. And hey, at the very least, you learned about a vast deference. Yes. Our work is done.

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