Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 814: My Soul on Fire Part 1
Episode Date: January 30, 2024On this week's episode, the Sacred Heart crew head to the Bahamas to celebrate Janitor's wedding. In the real world, we can't stop talking about our willies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...nformation.
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Hey, Joelle here.
Before the show gets started, we wanted to let you know that the first 15 minutes are pretty racy.
We get into some hilarious but naughty topics.
So if you happen to listen with your children, you know, you might want to just get forward to the 15 minute mark and just dive right into the more slightly more wholesome show you love.
All right. Enjoy the show. Thanks. Bye.
Let me test the sound machine where did you get that new sound
dan why do you blur your background like that um because if we're going to use these for video uh
my background does not look good right now mine doesn't either hey it looks
good yeah how are you going um so i think we can tell the audience what our plan is
right donald well let's just give them the let's just should we should we tease them
should we tickle their genitals i mean some people like their genitals tickled and some people do not
Joelle said a clear no on that
not the fans genitals
you know you find somebody else's
genitals tickle I'm all for it
some people don't like their genitals tickled
Joelle give me a good way
to describe what we want to do
we want to tease
a new element of the show
I didn't mean literally
joelle i meant figuratively no but i don't like my genitals tickled uh you don't figuratively
either you don't like them figuratively or literally tickled no i prefer them massaged
yeah i guess tickling your balls isn't nice.
Because sometimes tickling involves plucking.
That's never nice.
You don't really think of tickling and balls.
All right, we got off topic already.
Strange introduction.
How did we digress so quickly?
I know.
It was my fault.
I'm sorry.
Sounds like the show.
That's like world record. That was my fault I'm sorry Sounds like the show That's like world record That was world record
Fastest time
Fastest time
To tickling balls
Oh my gosh
Anyway
We didn't even get
Five minutes
Into the show
We're like a minute
And 53 seconds
Into the show
And we're already
Talking about balls
Okay
Daniel
Timpani
Yes
We are going to
Start Putting up All of the episodes little by little on YouTube.
Thunders applause now.
All we have is really bad video off of Zoom.
Right.
So Daniel is going to start.
I don't know if you've begun, Daniel. Have you begun?
I have.
I'm basically making one to try it out.
We're doing a proof of concept, Daniel.
Yeah.
That's what the kids say.
There you go.
Proof of concept.
We're like halfway through so far.
It's different.
So viewers, listeners, listeners who will soon be viewers,
know that the quality is not anything better than a zoom call
but but you're gonna have access to see all the stuff we've been our faces and all of our
reactions to stuff you're not only that you're gonna get to witness i mean we went through it
there was pandemic happened so many things happened man like and you just heard our voices
now you'll get to see our faces.
You get to see Donald's closet.
You get to see the closet.
You get to see my freaking beard.
Oh, my God.
That's got like outrageously out of control.
I've said, like, I'm giving away a lot by doing this.
You're going to see my receding hairline.
There's just so many things.
Same.
Well, now, Daniel, I have a question about sure um we you're our
proof of concept are you going to always because of the limited resolution are you going to always
keep it the four or three or whatever your guests come in boxes or are you going to be able to pop
in a little bit on some of the frames or is that not possible it's certainly possible um and i plan
on doing that what's going to happen the unfortunate factor is that it's merely going to be like in Adobe Premiere, simply expanding a window.
So the resolution isn't going to get better.
I mean, I will say for your camera and my camera, it'll probably be the best.
No, but I haven't been doing that.
If you were to throw it into AI, would that change anything?
No.
No.
Not up resolution.
Actually, I don't think AI so far is good with upping.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I was about to say, I don't think it's good with upping resolution yet.
I've seen examples of it.
It doesn't look good.
Right, Daniel?
It's not great.
All right.
Now, here's the thing.
Going forward, though, Joel and Daniel, you might not even know this yet.
These are negotiations that are going on behind the scenes.
I'm trying to tickle the balls, Daniel. No!
We don't want to tickle them. We want to massage.
I'm tickling your balls.
No, I like my balls massaged, I said.
I'm massaging your taint.
I do like that.
I gotta tell you about a nair.
Have you ever nair'd your taint?
You know, I'm thinking about
nairing the whole sack.
Yeah, everything.
There was this viral video about a guy putting nare all in his butt crack and his taint and his balls.
And I thought to myself, self, you might try doing that.
But it's only.
Yes.
Just go for the wax.
Just go straight wax.
No, no.
That looks like it hurts.
No, that looks like it hurts.
But nare does it?
I think the Nair hurts too
Nair is burning
Nair is so much worse than a wax
I don't know anything about Nair
Do you think Nair will hurt our scrotums?
Nair hurts your leg
It will for sure
You know what I do want to try the waxing
I feel like there's a bit of
Pleasure in the warmness
of the wax around the taint not when you pull it off bro not when you pull it off but the but the
applying it seems like it's very wax on your taint wait taint donut sack don't you have to go in
somewhere though we can't do this to ourselves.
Why not?
A professional will do it to you.
Yeah, I live near West Hollywood.
There's many a place that'll wax your taint.
Not only your taint, they'll wax your hole, your butthole, your balls.
Cheeks.
Bleach it up.
Do you want to go together?
I don't want to bleach it.
No, listen.
Why don't we try to bleach first? Don't need to bleach bleach it. No, I don't. Listen. Why don't we try Nair first?
Don't need to bleach.
Go the whole nine.
Do you want to try Nair?
No, bleaching just seems a little extra.
That seems like chemical.
Wax is like, you know, wax and comes off.
Wait, why would you need bleach?
Dude, probably every girl you've ever dated,
or most of the girls you've ever dated,
have bleached their asshole.
You think I'm joking?
Okay.
That's not true.
Okay.
A lot of people do it.
I met more people than you would think.
Yeah.
Okay.
I didn't know this.
I'm too old to learn this now.
I have questions.
Well, why don't we start with Nair?
No, no.
I'm going to Amazon some Nair to your house, and let's have an experiment.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We should get sponsored by Nair, Joel.
See if you can get Nair to come on.
There will be no recording of it.
Joel, can you get Nair to sponsor the show?
And then we'll do an experiment.
We can certainly try.
There's no way you want Nair.
They say it burns.
You don't want a burning asshole or balls or taint.
I'm going to try an area
because this guy on social media who went viral,
he had a very hairy crack
and he just nared it all away.
And did he scream while naring it all away?
Or did you not see?
I didn't even see the video.
I just heard that he went viral for naring his crack.
I'm on TikTok.
I think it was TikTok.
All right, can we get back to what I was talking about?
Sure, of course.
Do you want to do a before and after of my crack?
I do not want to do that.
I'm taking a picture for posting.
It's beautiful.
Social media.
All right.
Anyway, that's some behind the scenes stuff social media would be a blaze
if you did that though
no I'm just saying
for the show
I would ask
I would ask Joelle
to look away
I would make Dan
a watch
thank you
and I would
spread eagle
I'd go in happy
baby pose
for you guys
oh my god
happy baby pose
I don't think
that's the way it's done
I think you're like
bent over because then you can get the full wax.
I'm not going into a place.
That's why I'm not going to wax.
I feel nearing at home.
Why won't you go into a place?
I just feel I'd be too vulnerable.
I'd feel too sensitive.
They're professionals.
They are.
What if they wanted a small talk?
Oh, they will.
They are chatty.
The lights are very bright. I will. They are chatty. They are chatty.
The lights are very bright.
I don't want anyone chatty.
I've had a, what do you call it, a colonic before.
That was an interesting experience.
I can imagine.
And that was very, very open.
So to speak.
I just hate when they start talking about, you know, what they're seeing.
So what you see here is, this is all the backed up stuff right here.
I hate all of that shit.
I can't take that.
Have you had a colonic before?
Of course.
Everyone has.
A lot of people have.
No, that's when they fill you.
Not a colonoscopy.
When they fill you with the water.
Yes, with water.
And they freaking let you see.
And you see the tube of poop floating by.
Yeah.
What's crazy about my experience was that happened, right?
You see a bunch of stuff come out, and then they fill you up again, and then sort of nothing
got drained out the second round.
And the third round, it was like something up in my rib cage.
I could feel these two just release.
Yeah.
And then it was like a Legogo i ate and like the second grade
came floating by and like i just fucking everything out horror stories are happening i've never heard
of this this is crazy you haven't heard of that okay not the fact that you actually have to see
the stuff coming out well you can choose to look away but the person who's doing it is so geeked
they're so geeked they love it they're like oh my gosh yeah it's good it's it's in a tube of water and it just comes clear to flushing through
yeah that's a lot okay i liked i liked it it felt nice it did not feel i felt like i had to poop the
whole time well that's the whole point they fill you up and you tell them when you have to poop
and then they go they then they hit a button and it just all drains out it drains out like a vacuum i'm confused no it doesn't suck does it donald
suck it i don't i don't know that it just drains out because i think sucking could be dangerous if
they suck too hard and plush can you book someone who does colonics joelle and we can ask all these
questions so many questions, yes.
Because I have a colonic questions.
You have to eat like special food that day because-
Man, I did some psyllium husk.
I was constipated.
I remember I was a kid and I ate psyllium husk to try and poop and everything and nothing
was working.
And I could feel like the toxins coming out my skin and stuff.
And my dad was like, you know what you feel like the toxins coming out my skin and stuff and my dad was like you know what you need you need a colonic and i went and got a colonic and i remember seeing all
that i think i was like 15 or 16 oh you were young and i remember seeing all of that shit come out
and being like wow i didn't know I had that much stuff in me.
Yeah.
Now think of 50 years.
Now think of 50 years.
You store so much stuff and don't realize it's stored up in there.
Yeah, it's just chilling, like in the intestines, just like chilling like this.
On the walls, like, yo, what's good with you?
What's good?
It's on the wall.
It's all playing the wall
like thugs in the club.
It's in all the nooks
and crannies.
Thugs in the club.
Anyway, I need
more colonic info, Joel.
Got it. I did not
enjoy it, I'm going to be honest with you.
But didn't you feel like super cleaned out
when you were done? Yeah, but I did not enjoy the process you know i mean where it seems like i thought it
was the beginning of the process of a waxing not necessarily the you know the end part why you
think you'd enjoy it you've seen the 40 year old virgin imagine that on your scrotum right
that said i did a quick google search does nair burn on your asshole oh thank
you dan what does it say hair removal creams such as nair are not recommended for use in your nether
regions because of the risk of burns or severe allergic reaction oh good audience listen don't
do it i might try it as an experiment but don't you guys do it. No, dude.
No, what if I just do the inside of the cheeks and not the actual bunghole that'll be newly bleached?
I was under the impression that you just bleached it for when you're presenting.
No, no, it's permanently bleached.
You're saying.
No, you got to go back andached. You're saying... No, you gotta go back and forth. You gotta continue to
go and get it bleached. How often do you gotta go after your... Can you Google
how often does one need to have their
anus bleached? How often?
This is really blowing my mind.
Your guys' search engine is gonna be nuts.
You're gonna have to delete so many
days after this. I am so...
I am so blown away
by this anus bleaching conversation.
Go ahead, Daniel. You might see results after your first treatment,
but you probably need to have it done three or four times for the best result.
After that, it's all about upkeep.
Get a touch-up every six months to one year to maintain the look.
Hmm.
I gotta do that.
This is from an article titled,
Is Anal Bleaching Worth the Bootylicious Hype?
What is the bootylicious hype? is the bootylicious hype this has been going on forever dude i am in such shock all right that's another thing i gotta do
hmm
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About a bunch of docs and nurses and a janitor who loved to hate.
I said here's some stories that we all should know.
So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our
Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald.
What a intro.
I'm sorry, audience.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
We were a little bit silly today, I think.
It's so good.
Oh, man.
What a week we've had, bro.
What a freaking week.
Holy cow.
Listen, Donald and I were working on a secret project. And I have to tell you, this guy spends so much energy making the crew laugh.
He puts on a whole show.
It's important that everyone has fun.
No, I'm with you, bro.
But I think you also need a little downtime between takes.
Because this dude does a take.
And they call cut.
And it was a big crew.
It was a huge crew.
And Donald's like doing stand-up for the crew.
Dancing around, being crazy.
I'm like, bro, you got to save it.
But you did have a lot of the crew laughing.
I like the people.
I like working with good people.
And we were working with great people.
And we've been working with them for a while.
And so that was a lot of fun.
And yeah, man, if they enjoy it and if they dig it and it makes the day go faster for them, fuck it.
You know what I mean?
You were very funny.
You're a very funny man.
You had me laughing.
But anyway.
You had me laughing.
What a fucking week, dude.
Holy cow.
You can't talk about that yet.
You can beep it.
He can beep it.
Okay.
We'll just beep that.
Donald's kids visited us shooting and they were adorable as always.
Your daughter, I think I scored her a dance teacher.
I think that might happen.
I think it might go down.
I really am so into her getting a teacher.
And Casey said it's been hard for you guys to find the right person.
I think I helped instigate you guys finding the right person.
We'll see.
Should we talk about this episode? It was hilarious. I laughed so much.
I laughed quite a few times, actually. It started off and I was like, all right,
I know this is the Bahama episode. I kind of remember how we get there. I know it's because
the janitor's getting married and everything like that.
But to weave that into the story of Sacred Heart, how is this going to work? And is it going to work? And it worked really well. That shit was hilarious, dude. It was very, very funny.
I laughed so much. I mean, this is Scrubs back to true form. And of course,
it was directed by Bill Lawrence. So that doesn't surprise. And then Bill Callahan wrote it.
But also, you have to understand that when Bill's directing, he never leaves set.
So you're automatically going to, the show's always going to be so much funnier because,
you know, in the norm, he's there, as we've told you, for rehearsals.
And he's there to like punch up jokes.
And then he leaves because he has to go edit.
He has to go back to the writer's room.
He has to go do a thousand things.
But when he's directing, he never leaves.
So he's there coming up with jokes non-stop so his episodes are always
going to be even funnier because he's not allowed to leave well he sometimes leaves during setups
he would sometimes leave during no he joked about that but he never except his joke was that on
tuesday night he plays basketball and he's like when it started creeping into basketball time on Tuesday night
he'd be like, I'm gonna, you guys
can keep acting, but I'm gonna be
leaving.
By the way, I saw Neil Flynn today
this morning and he looked great
and just was
so nice to catch up with him.
Where'd you see him at? And you know, he knows
Brian Klugman. Really?
Yeah, they're neighbors and it was just bizarre. Brian, we told you guys, at? And, you know, he knows Brian Klugman. Really? Yeah, they're neighbors.
And it was just bizarre. That's right.
Brian, we told you guys, is the guy.
We had him on the show, who's the Don Draper of the T-Mobile campaign.
Anyway, just that's random.
But it was just great to see him.
I saw him on the Warner Brothers lot.
Dude, you've been out and about today, huh?
I know.
I had an early morning doing stuff.
Yeah.
Good for you.
That's always nice yeah getting
out of the house guys well i'm trying to get those 10 000 steps i've been doing this thing where i
am committed to getting 10 000 steps a day and if you can spread it around through your day it's a
whole lot easier than when you gets to be 4 35 and you're like look at your steps you're like
because have you ever at the end of the, looked at your steps and it was like 3,000?
No. Well, since I've been committed to this, yes. And I'm lucky enough to have a treadmill because I don't live in a flat part of town. Obviously, if I lived in a flat part of town, I would just go, okay, shit. Okay, I got to go on a long walk and listen to a podcast or something. But what I've been doing is when that happens and it gets to be dark out in LA early, I just go on the treadmill.
I watch Shark Tank or I put on a podcast.
I've stopped watching the news because I realized I was doing that.
I was getting on the treadmill watching the news, which is just so horrible for one's brain.
It's informative, but it's also, you know, it's just a lot, dude.
No, it's just, it's not the right way to digest what's going on in the world.
And it's, I think, bad for your soul.
So anyway, I switched to Shark Tank, which I absolutely love.
And, or podcasts.
But my point is, is that, yes, what I try and do, like today after this podcast, it'll be early enough and the sun will be out.
I'll go on a hike or I'll go on a-
Do you ever do Runyon?
Have you done Runyon yet?
Yeah, I'll probably do runyon have you done running yeah i'll probably i'll probably do running today i'm figuring out which hikes actually get me all the way to my
10 000 steps because sometimes i you do a hike and then you go about your day and then you come home
and you're like you're still at like 7 000 you're like now i gotta go get on the treadmill after i
did a hike today so you gotta plan it out but anyone listening who wants to join me in the 10 000 a day step
challenge that i've just announced please do your phone will count it for you but if you don't have
your phone on you all the time you need something like a fitbit or or or a ring or i'm sure even
they have cheap regular old school pedometers you can stick on your on your right daniel they
probably have like amazon probably has like a cheap pedometer to count your steps yeah fitbits are also pretty
cheap too honestly yeah they're not as expensive but it's also isn't there oh it's 45 but is is
there a um what do you call it a subscription oh there's always an app yeah there's an app
but i think if you just want to like transfer the data it's you can just get the 40 version
oh okay well there you go but i'm just saying for someone that doesn't even have 40 bucks to spend
totally there's probably like an a pedometer on amazon that's like man right now what do you call
it what do you call it uh analog but anyway donald's talking about maybe joining me in my
i really want to do it i the thing is it's so far away from where i live now well no the particular
trainer i'm using is but you but you don't have to-
Could I do the meal service?
I don't think they're going to deliver to you where you live.
I'm down to do the 10,000 steps and work out with the trainer.
I'm just eating protein and vegetables.
That's it.
It's protein and vegetables and 10,000 steps a day, and then working out three times a week.
That's the program I'm on.
It's pretty basic, but it's working.
Good for you, man.
Right on.
You look great, too. Thank you you you're nice and svelte you're not you're not like thick and and and muscular yet but you're svelte and skinny and you know yeah well just doing this
just doing um eating right and 10 000 steps a day um it's falling off quick my december my december
love handles i turned 50 this year
I gotta do
I'm gonna do something
I'm gonna shake it up
a little bit
yeah man
I think you just
it's good to have someone
you're accountable to
you should just like
be my partner
I am your partner
no I mean like
join me
in the commitment
I'll never join you
join me
by the way 10 bucks on Amazon 10 bucks on Amazon if you the commitment. I'll never join you. Join me.
By the way,
$10 on Amazon. $10 on Amazon if you need the cheapest
option. There you go. It'll count your steps.
10,000 steps a day. The
Fake Doctors Real Friends Challenge. Join us
or at least so far join me
and maybe Donald will join me too and then I can
say join us. If only you knew the power
of the dark side.
What you trying to get into a day soon?
What you trying to do?
We need to take a break, Dan.
Sure.
We have to talk more about the TV show Scrubs.
We'll be right back.
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Alright, so here we go.
The show, we even started.
Oh my God. Sorry. Okay, so here we go. The show, we even started. Oh, my God.
Sorry.
Okay, so.
We had a big week.
Spring is in the air.
And all these couples are in love.
Elliot's watching Sam.
She couldn't take him to daycare because the redhead kid.
This redhead theme, it ran throughout the whole.
Yeah, Elliot, I forgot this.
She has a real phobia of redheaded children with freckles.
Redheaded children usually do have freckles.
All right, well, I don't remember that Elliot has a real issue with it.
She has a, not only does she have an issue with it.
You would do in 2024.
We did it already.
We did it on Extended Family
my character in the first episode
he doesn't like redheads either?
no he made a redheaded stepchild
joke about
the Celtics and how they're
redheaded stepchildren
and reddest of the readiest
and the steppiest
of the steppest
and it got back.
It fell.
It fell.
It fired.
It backfired.
And he had to form an apology.
This is how he meets his fiancée, Julia.
This is how my character meets his fiancée.
Oh, I see.
It was something he said that offended people in your character.
I had to walk it back.
Yeah, because the Celtics, Irish people.
Oh, a lot of redheads. A lot of redheads.
Got it.
All right.
Well, anyway, Elliot sings Old MacDonald out of tune,
which gives JD 44 seconds to run and find her a present
because it's their first time they kissed anniversary.
Sorry, yeah, seven years, obviously.
Yeah, this is where this kind of caught me off guard
because after coming out of last week's episode
and doing this joke, this is where this kind of caught me off guard because after coming out of last week's episode and doing this joke, this little bit, it didn't make that much sense to me.
But after watching the show and it intertwining, Bill is fucking really smart, man.
Like, J.D. knows how important it is for him to show Elliot how much he loves her.
Then Elliot, so we're already in that world, right?
JD knows it's important. And then she hits them with the, I love you thing.
And now all of a sudden it's even more invested. And we're like,
this is no problem. In the beginning of the show, this motherfucker ran to go get the,
he ran to go get flowers and everything. But then she throws the, oh, no, no, not that way.
When I'm looking nice, when I'm ready for it, when you've thought about it, really.
That's really fucking clever writing, dude, because you planted the seed in the beginning
and then you throw in the stake and then there's the stakes right there.
That's fucking cool, dude, man.
Just by going through this, the education, if you start studying this, you could study scrubs and really fucking become a writer, man.
Like, he throws you the formula every week on how to do a show like this.
He's fucking masterful.
Bill Lawrence, you're a master.
I think it's safe to say he's good at it.
Yeah.
So, J.D. runs to get a present, and the 44 seconds comes up on the screen as a timer.
So J.D. runs to get a present, and the 44 seconds comes up on the screen as a timer.
He runs, and then he sees Leonard, who says, quote, be cool, honky.
I don't know if you can get away with that in 2024.
Well, I'm just saying that Leonard really has an eye on—I mean, J.D. showed no signs of stealing anything. He just put his hand on an electric toothbrush and Leonard says, be cool, honky.
I'm going to keep it 100.
I think law enforcement knows
when shit's about to go down sometimes.
Well, Leonard had a sixth sense.
Yeah, he did.
I saw Leonard today too, by the way,
on the Warner Brothers lot.
You saw Randall today too?
I was at Shrinking.
And so I saw Shrinking's about to start up
and I'm directing episodes three and four.
And Leonard, a.k.a. Randall Winston, is also directing Shrinking.
That's wonderful.
So Leonard says, be cool, honky.
And then JD runs off.
And then there's this really funny shot of the hook, from Leonard's hook, chasing JD.
It's like, what is that, first-person shooter?
Yeah.
I laughed out loud at that shot. That shot was funny. And then it turns out it's a what is that first person shooter yeah i laughed out loud at that shot
that shot was funny and then it turns out as a why does he have the why does he now have the
rubber tips on his hook did he always have the rubber tips on his hook i think he always had
rubber tips on his hook is a rubber tips mandatory no i think you can if you have a hook you can
choose what kind of tip you want but i think leonard chose rubber tips i? No, I think if you have a hook, you can choose what kind of tip you want.
But I think Leonard chose rubber tips.
I don't know.
Without the rubber tip, you got a weapon also, though.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, maybe he didn't want to cut anyone.
Unless he needs to.
It's Leonard.
Unless he needs to.
He slips them off if shit gets real.
He did, right?
Oh, you done made me take the rubber tips off he pulls his tips off anyway
so then jd gets back and he says something crazy he says he gives her she goes why do you toothbrush
and then jd makes up a whole reason which we'll get to but he but he thought it was a sex toy
why does jd think that the hospital gift shop sells sex toys, that I don't understand.
But then the lie he makes up is that he was using her toothbrush in the shower
and he peed and then he accidentally
peed on her toothbrush.
And then she says, you peed in my shower.
Yeah, she's very pissed off that he pees in the shower.
And he realizes this was the wrong way to go
and he comes clean and says,
you know what, it's our
30, whatever, it's our anniversary. I didn't get you a what? It's our 30, whatever.
It's our anniversary.
I didn't get you a present.
I was trying to distract you.
Right.
I did laugh when Leonard shows up and J.D. slowly pinches Leonard's hook closed.
He's like, that was the old you, Leonard.
Yeah.
That was the old you, Leonard.
Like Leonard's
been reformed.
Because isn't he dating Gloria?
Didn't he marry Gloria?
Yeah. Love that white meat.
That's what he says, right?
Love that white meat.
But I love that Gloria has tamed Leonard.
This episode is so far different.
But Gloria's not in the brain trust anymore because
of this too, isn't this right? That wasn't Gloria,
that was Marge.
Was it? Right?
Yeah, that's correct.
What was her name?
She worked in the cafeteria.
Yeah. I don't know.
But the brain trust
is back. Speaking of brain trust.
The brain trust is back, yeah.
Holy cow. Before you go to that go that you skipped it the janitor's only time he's ever been in love before lady was
a female janitor he was lying and you know he's lying but her mop came first and he found her in
bed with the mop yeah he's lying he's lying his ass off and you know this. And Lady loves it. And Lady loves it. Lady never seems phased
by the janitor's lies.
She eats it up.
Didn't he come clean
and tell her that he lies a lot
and all of that stuff
and he makes shit up?
Well, she must know.
She's been to his house.
She must know that like
a lot, like so much of this
are lies.
Right.
She must know that
we do know the squirrel army's real.
Well, it was real. He doesn't have it anymore.
He sold it to buy Steven.
Yes.
Because he's scared of Carla.
Oh my god.
This fucking show.
Margo was the original lady
member of the brain trust. Margo,
Randall, Troy, and Janitor were the original.
Oh, Crazy Eyes margo was her name
i apologize audience for forgetting that crazy eyes margo was in the original brain trust and
troy and troy troy troy caught a charge or something is that what happened what happened
to troy that he's no longer i don't know why he caught a charge those guys are no longer in it. So now it's Todd, Ted, and Lloyd.
Lloyd fakes his death?
Is this what happened?
This is crazy.
Lloyd, when they go to the brain trust meeting in the break room,
there's just a cutout of Lloyd because they say he died.
But then we learn, and that's why they allowed Doug back into the brain trust.
I think this is Johnny Castle's first episode in the season and then lloyd shows up and he says i faked my own deaths
i went into debt to a bookie yeah and it didn't it didn't work out because he saw me in a mall
he says can i borrow $80,000 but they kick out
Doug
right then and there when Lloyd shows
back up, Doug you're out
and so Doug's back in
permanently
Scrubs Wiki had a funny thing
and that is that
so I guess when Lloyd became, even though Lloyd I can permanently scrubs. Wiki had a funny thing. And that is that.
So I guess when Lloyd became,
and even though Lloyd became an ambulance driver in season seven,
quote,
my,
my bad too.
He wears his delivery man uniform in this episode.
So I don't know, but I guess in theory,
if he faked his own death
He was fired from the ambulance
Or let go
He can't have that job anymore
Right
Or he just grabbed the uniform
That was in his closet
Because that's all he has
I don't know
Right
I could watch a whole show of Lloyd
Lloyd's a funny show
The Chronicles of Lloyd
I mean
I would just watch like
Short films
On YouTube About like Lloyd's The Adventures of Lloyd. I mean, I would just watch short films on YouTube about Lloyd's, the adventures of Lloyd on the Lamb.
Okay, this scene has a lot in it, man.
So after that, we learn that the janitor offers self-control classes for 60 bucks a session in his garage.
And he offered them to Todd.
Well, he offers it to Todd after he smacks the shit out of the Lloyd poster,
the Lloyd cardboard cutout.
It was cardboard five.
Yeah.
The Todd cannot – the Lloyd cutout, for those of you listening
who don't remember, is the Lloyd cut has its its hand up in a high five position and todd can't um restrain himself from high-fiving and always
knocking it over so the janitor offered him several sessions well he owes him rob owes him
todd owns him money because he hasn't paid yet for the one self-control session he's already had.
And he's offering him another because he just knocked it over.
Cardboard five.
Hilarious.
Oh, my God.
Okay, so this is where the show all of a sudden turns into the Bahamas episode.
Wait, don't go there yet.
What about when you're inviting the cafeteria?
First of all, the cafeteria.
That's what I'm talking about. Okay, sorry. This is where it turns into a
completely different... Your invitation says
Black Doctor. Black Doctor.
Yes.
He doesn't know your name. Well, Sarah says
Blonde Doctor. He doesn't know anyone's name.
Clearly. Except for yours.
Does he know my name? Dorian!
Oh, he calls me Dorian? Uh-huh.
Okay, sorry, Donald. You were saying they're in the cafeteria.
We learned that the wedding is in three days.
Right.
The janitor's getting married to Lady in three days in the Bahamas.
And he's invited everyone.
Right.
And no one's going to go at first.
And then J.D. rallies the troops and convinces everyone to go to the Bahamas for the janitor and lady's wedding.
Right.
And Ted says that he can't go because octopuses come out on land at night and they drag people
into the trees and rip their faces off.
Yes.
So he's concerned about attending the wedding.
Right.
Which is, come on.
Come on.
Well, Ted's a little nuts.
This is one of the jokes that always makes me laugh so hard.
This whole, like, so when Todd catches wind that I've rallied us all to go,
he goes, you said we're all going, right?
And I go, no, just, I'm really just, hey, Todd,
I'm just really talking to these two tables.
And then Kelso stands up and he's like,
well,
I'm at this table.
And I go,
Oh,
right.
So Todd,
I'm kind of,
I'm talking to all the tables,
but not your chair,
not your chair.
He goes anyway. By the way way speaking not to jump ahead but did you notice how they cropped him out um and he's in his full banana hammock on the beach that
was nbc showed that whole thing with his package all oiled up but we weren't on nbc at this time
we're now on abc at this time right but we now on ABC at this time. Right, but we shot it.
I remember, shoot, Bill shot the whole thing.
They shot a version of him with his whole package out.
Right, but it's cropped right at his waistline.
Yeah, because ABC did not, Disney doesn't like that.
NBC was like, do that shit.
But I remember in the Bahamas, it being shot and us all laughing so hard
because he was, you know, humping the air and making his package dance and bounce.
Bounce in the air and all that stuff.
And none of that is on the show.
He's just cropped from the waistline up.
Different storytelling.
It was hilarious, though.
Yeah.
I remember on the day it being so funny.
Dude, I remember catching, I'm pretty sure I got sun poisoning that day because I was fucking,
I remember being there and feeling like I was going to throw up when we're sitting on
the beach, the two of us.
I remember that shot and having to take cold water from, or water from under me and just
pouring it on me to try and cool off.
It was so hot when we did.
And we were drinking also.
We were all drinking.
We were fucking kids.
We partied down there. We should talk about the fucking kids. We partied down there.
We should talk about the Bahamas.
We partied down there.
We got, it was crazy what happened.
Bill and Randall figured out a way.
To bring all of us.
To bring the whole crew.
Now, a normal, this was kind of like just a celebration of all these seasons for the crew.
I mean, obviously, everyone had to work their asses off in the sun, especially the crew.
I don't mean to say that they were, it was a full vacation because everyone was still working but they chartered a giant plane not like a not like a private jet like
a like a regular like 747 type well in the 747 but a commercial plane for a with i don't know 150
seats or something and we all the whole crew got on it and we brought the entire crew down to
the bahamas this was hope town which is very small like there's no cars it's just golf carts
uh in hope town so it's extra hard for the crew to to move all the gear around we had to bring
all the gear not from la but maybe we brought our cameras but like the lighting and grip equipment i
believe was i don't know from florida or something i'm not sure how we stopped in florida we didn't stop
in florida on the way we stopped in florida on the way back so i don't know where the equipment
i'm not sure the grip and electric equipment i think came on came out from florida i don't know
anyway the point is is that it was it was fun but we we were all like, the whole crew and cast, when we weren't shooting, were partying.
Well, even if you were shooting later on, you were drinking and partying.
We partied so hard.
The minute we landed in the Bahamas, everybody forgot that we had a job to do.
Well, not everyone.
I think the cast.
I know it was hard for Randall and Bill to wrangle everyone.
Oh, yeah. I know it was hard for Randall and Bill to wrangle everyone. Oh, yeah.
I know it was hard for them.
And we had, you know, and we freaking, we, like, they'd say cut,
and I was eating conch, fried conch.
You know what I mean?
Like, I must have gained, like, 200 pounds in the Bahamas
while doing this thing.
And Casey came with me, too.
Like, oh, my God, dude.
This is when me and Casey were were just starting to really fire up
and everything like that and we all we all stayed in the same little house together yeah i mean uh
me you sarah casey yeah and um i just remember being so fun i remember some of the crew like
everyone when we everyone got hammered at times But I remember when we first got there, we pulled up on a boat.
And there were a few crew members that were hammered already.
Because people were drinking on the plane over there.
And then we had to land.
We landed in the Bahamas, like Nassau or whatever.
But then we had to take a boat.
Yeah.
Randall made his infamous Bloody Marys.
A lot of you, most of you will never get the opportunity to taste this,
but Randall Winston, director of Shrinking and line producer of Scrubs,
makes one of the best Bloody Marys you'll ever have in your life.
What's so good about it?
It's just lots of vodka, I think.
No, it's just lots of vodka i think no it's not it's not lots of vodka he mastered the tomato
whatever that sauce is that they put in that blood he masters it so well that it's tangy
limey but it still has the you know the anyway it was amazing i remember drinking a few of them on
the plane yeah anyway there was a lot of hammered
i mean good good thing i mean it's hard job for bill to to shoot this on an island wrangle everyone
whose minds were everywhere and and uh but uh man it looks pretty i think um john inwood did a
beautiful job the cinematography is really beautiful. Oh, it's amazing. And when we get
to the Bahamas, it opens it up for
some of our crew
members to be in the show as well.
Yeah, there's some good cameras we'll talk about. But before that, we
should introduce a fan favorite, Donald.
This is something that comes
up all the time for you and I. These tiki
necklaces.
Is Scrubs
in the Brady Bunch universe?
Well, JD doesn't imagine.
They watched it on TV, but when JD goes to his fantasy, Greg Brady is very happy to sell
those Tiki's.
Yeah.
It's actually, in the world of JD's imagination, it's Greg Brady who sold the Tiki necklaces
to us, and he's so happy to get rid of them.
And then he makes like sort of an evil cackle,
and then he exits through his classic Greg Brady beaded door.
That guy hates doors, regular doors.
And then he comes back, and JD goes, that guy hates regular doors.
For those of you who have no idea what that's about,
Greg Brady on his bedroom door didn't have a normal door.
It looked like he just had hanging beads.
Yes.
So his room was always open to everyone.
His room was open to everyone.
But didn't he move in one season down to his dad's office?
Oh,
I don't,
I'm not that versed on the Brady bunch.
I feel like Greg,
can you look this up one of you guys?
I think it,
for,
for some of the seasons he lived like in the attic.
And then I feel like there was a certain point where he then-
I think you might be confusing the Brady Bunch with Growing Pains.
No, I'm not.
Because didn't Mike Seaver live over the garage?
I don't know that.
I think so, with his friend Boner.
But I do know-
Oh, okay. So that's just a bone. Yeah, go ahead. that i think so with his friend boner but i do know okay so in the brady brunch our son the man
this episode was a prelude to the cool story in season four where greg now college bound wants
to relocate to the revamped attic room so maybe he was downstairs and then he moved upstairs
can you see if was there am i crazy or Or did Greg move down to his father's architectural office for one of the
seasons? Didn't he turn that into his room?
And then he moved to the attic. I don't know.
Cause what happened was Greg kept growing and Greg needed privacy for all his
seventies activities.
What do you think Greg was doing? He had a, didn't he have like a,
Greg was definitely pulling bong hits.
Yeah, I know, right?
Because he had a lava lamp.
Yeah, he had a lava lamp.
He definitely smoked weed.
We know what that means.
Yeah, a lava lamp means you're getting high and staring at the wax.
You're stoned.
And you're watching shit just move around.
I can get you a lava lamp.
You'd probably love it.
I had one for a while.
I had it in my room.
It was orange.
I remember.
What is it?
Just melted wax that just roams around?
Once you heat it up, it just starts floating around and everything.
It's real cool to look at.
Greg Brady had that.
And beads.
When you're stoned.
Let's continue.
All right.
Joel's going to find out about that weird trivia question.
All right.
So upstairs, downstairs, we try it again.
Turk's still not on board for upstairs, downstairs.
He prefers sticking solely to upstairs.
JD
loves downstairs. JD does like
JD is hiding the fact that
he enjoys downstairs.
Alright, so Elliot said, well, Joel, you have quite a
face on you. Sorry, a lot happened
in a single episode about where his
bedroom should be.
So it looks like he was supposed to go to the attic and then they were like,
yeah,
but our attic is short.
This is before he actually makes the move to the attic.
So then Carol,
the mom is like,
we could turn your den into Greg's bedroom,
but the dad's like,
that's an absurd suggestion.
Can't possibly do that.
And then
sorry,
they also suggested the garage, I guess.
There's
plenty of audience members listening right now that are
screaming at their phone the exact
timeline of what happened to Greg's bedroom.
You idiots!
In episode 411.
Right.
Okay, so yes, then Mike gives up his
office so that Greg can have his own room.
That's what we should do. A Brady Bunch
rewatch podcast.
Scrubs rewatch show with the
Brady Bunch cast.
Yeah, some shit like that.
We should have Maureen McCormick on.
Marsha Brady.
She was on Scrubs, so it's not out of the blue.
We could have a bunch of Bradys on.
There were a few that were on our show.
Yeah, Joelle, will you put together a very Brady episode?
Holy shit!
Just want one episode?
Both Greg and Marcia were on the show.
Was Peter ever on the show?
No.
Never got Peter.
Never got Peter.
Never got Cindy.
She was in the episode, My Journey.
Yeah, I marry her.
Oh, right.
I had such a crush on Marsha.
It was right when my feelings for the opposite sex began to gurgle.
Started to join.
Yeah.
And Marsha really just was so pretty to me.
And Joe from Facts of Life.
There were a couple of them for me, man.
Were you a Joe or a Tootie?
Oh, you were a Tootie.
Tootie, for sure.
Are you kidding me?
Kim Fields.
For a really long time, too.
And I just worked with her.
She directed an episode of Extended Family.
Oh.
Have you told her
how much you had a crush on Tude?
Hell no.
I'm not going to say that shit to her.
Are you crazy?
By the way.
This shit,
I'm not trying to get me Tude.
Shit, get the fuck out of here.
I had such a crush on you
when I was a youngster.
Oh, I think you could do that
in an appropriate way
that's not me Tude.
I'm going to tell that
to Alicia Silverstone that I had such a crush on her when we had... You've already told me too. I'm going to tell that to Alicia Silverstone
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Zach and Donald are gay newlyweds in house arrest.
I don't want you to forget.
That dude sounded like that guy. I thought he arrest. I don't want you to forget. That dude sounded like that guy.
I thought he was.
I don't want you to forget.
I'm so happy that things are blowing up for your career right now,
but I don't want you to forget.
Zach and Donald are gay newlyweds in house arrest.
Should that be the movie we do?
Should that be our first movie?
I just think I posted this picture from Wish I Was Here on my Instagram
just because I was looking for pictures to post saying the podcast was back.
And one guy wrote, someone wrote, what's that from?
And a guy wrote, that's from the new show Gay Newlyweds.
It's you and me and Jen.
And I want you to know, whomever wrote that, I laughed out loud.
That's funny.
Eat these bowls, Zach.
All right.
All right, we're back in the Bahamas.
So Elliot, the storyline with Elliot and JD is Elliot had said I love you in a really natural way
where she said all these things that she loved about him, and JD just said I love you too,
and Ellie does not like that that she wanted a really well jd's romantic about it but she wants
more in elliot fashion this is what i took it as she's very neurotic longer elliot's no longer the
freaky freak that wants to fit that fantasizes about sex and all of that stuff anymore. She's tamed herself a little. And now what she fantasizes about is love and wedding.
And I mean, she's always had the wedding fetish,
but now she fantasizes about the way she wants to be romanced and stuff.
Yes.
But she's sort of dictating how he should.
I mean, right, Joelle?
You're nodding.
It's weird, right?
Like she's sort of like, it's odd I would say it would be weird if it wasn't
Elliot like she's so neurotic
about it yeah
but we've seen Elliot be very
stringent in how she wants to be
approached romantically so
I think for JD
like to not pick up
I was like screaming toward the end when he was
like oh no stop being crazy
I was like she's gonna murder when he was like, oh, no, stop being crazy. I was like, she's going to murder you in your sleep, too.
I know.
It's like whole personality is to be a little bit crazy.
I know.
I also think it's probably a bad idea to tell your partner in any shape or form, stop being crazy.
I don't think anyone likes hearing that.
It's just so dismissive.
Dave Chappelle was right when he said that shit.
It's dismissive when you say that
person's crazy that's just crazy you know what i mean it's it is man if somebody's talking to
you and at the end of it you go man that's crazy well that you have that is so dismissive
no you're saying no you mean just i think you mean to say if you're saying no you're being crazy if you say their story's crazy both in both versions of it it's a dismissive thing to say
you're crazy or that's crazy in both situations but the funny thing is that elliot admitted that
she had like written all this shit out and then acted like it was spontaneous. So then when JD responds and doesn't have a whole elaborate monologue prepared about how he loves her, she's pissed off.
And it's like, well, I didn't have time to prepare a secret monologue.
She wasn't asking for it at that moment either, though.
She was asking for it when you were prepared.
Yeah, but what is he supposed to say?
He said so sweetly, I love you too, so earnestly. Well, she's also playing with him also. She's not doing this as,
she's also having fun with him. This is a game she's playing too.
Oh, I see. You're saying she's doing it as a flirty game. I thought it was like-
Yeah, she smiles at the end of it and everything. She still kisses him, they're still boning,
they still do all of these things. She's just like, when you're at your best is when I want you to say why you love me and explain it all.
Okay.
Got it.
That's just, you know what I mean?
No, I hear you.
That's probably correct.
All right.
So we get to the Bahamas, Hopetown.
And the first thing we see is a guy who's talking to Todd.
We learn that Todd, this is where Todd went to medical school.
Which is crazy because he's the best surgeon in the hospital.
And he went on a tiny island in the Bahamas to medical school, which, you know, obviously, you know, I'm sure there's great medical schools in the Bahamas.
But this is Hopetown.
It's a very, very small island.
So it's just a little shocking that that's where he went to medical school.
very, very small island. So it's just a little shocking that that's where he went to medical school. The man he's talking to is Cabot McMullen, who was the production designer for all of Scrubs,
all nine seasons, and is now the production designer of Shrinking, which has particularly
beautiful sets. If you watch Shrinking and you like it, all of those home interiors and the
office interiors, which are such beautiful homes, are all on stages.
Sorry, spoiler.
But they're all designed by the brilliant Cabot McMullen,
who plays Todd's high-fiving mentor.
And very well, too.
The ground shakes when he high-fives Todd.
He high-fives him so hard.
There's an earthquake.
That is a sonic boom.
Sonic boom in the Bahamas.
Yeah.
So the janitor's furious that they're there.
The janitor really believed that sending out invitations to his work friends saying that it's out of town, it's out of state, out of country.
Three days from now, he didn't think there was any way anyone,
maybe one or two, but there's no way.
No one's showing up for that.
No one's showing up if you'd send me your weddings
in three days in the Bahamas.
I mean, if you said that to me, I would probably go.
Like, you'd go for, like, your best friend.
Obviously, you'd be like, okay, let's do it.
But your work friends are probably not going to be able to rally.
No.
But they all did.
But they all did.
Because JD, the power of.
But now the janitor.
Everything he tries to do for the janitor that's even somewhat nice.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
So he thinks he's doing the sweetest thing in the world by rallying everyone.
And the janitor's like, what the fuck did you do?
I just wanted the presents.
Yeah.
We're not even having a ceremony.
That is the best thing about being married too.
What?
The presents are wonderful, man.
You got good presents?
Oh, my dude.
I fucking had a wedding in your backyard.
What are you talking about?
No, I know.
That's the best present on the planet.
Oh, I gave you the best present on the planet oh i gave
you the best present my wedding we had a party in your backyard in my wife's honor are you kidding
me the presents are fabulous did you get a blender no i didn't ask for a blender but i did get some
china okay do you ever use it yeah we do actually you ever pull out the good plates? Oh, yeah. My mom had the good plates.
We never used them.
Ever?
Would they just sit in a cabinet?
They were her mother's and they were very important to her.
And yeah, they were in the cabinet.
I don't think they ever came out.
The good plates.
Well, we have China now.
I think it's Louis Vuitton China.
Louis Vuitton plates?
Louis Vuitton makes China?
Something like that.
It's something crazy.
But whoever bought it for us spent a pretty penny for it.
Can you look up if there's Louis Vuitton plates?
We put it on our registry thinking no one's going to buy this shit.
Why would you put Louis Vuitton plates on your registry?
That's so obnoxious.
Because that's what you do.
You give everybody an opportunity.
This is how I understand it.
No, I don't think you should put expensive shit.
Listen, let me explain.
This is how I understand it.
You put some expensive shit, you put the mid-range shit,
and then you put the inexpensive stuff on your registry.
Nobody, you figure, nobody's ever going to buy the expensive stuff.
Don't you think it's a little presumptuous and rude to be like,
I want Louis Vuitton plates.
You don't think anybody's ever going to do it.
So you put it on there like, ha, ha, ha.
Somebody did it.
Dana, what is it?
Is it real?
Oh, yeah.
Set of two dinner plates, monogram flower tile, $430.
Wow, for two plates?
Two plates.
You get a plate set for $1,500.
We got the whole set.
Oh, God.
Have you ever eaten at home? My dude. You get a plate set for $1,500. We got the whole set. Oh, wow.
Have you ever eaten at home?
My dude.
Stop saying my dude.
I hate my dude.
I didn't say my guy.
I said my dude. I hate my guy.
I hate my dude.
I hate it all.
It's not sweet.
Well, you say bra a lot.
Yeah, but bra is like our era.
You're taking on like TikTok language now.
My dude.
I live with freaking two kids.
I have fucking 22, 22-year-old kids.
Do you let your kids say my dude to you?
My kid says bruh to me.
Are you kidding me?
Rocco will be like this.
Bruh.
To me.
Hold on.
I'm looking at your Louis Vuitton.
This is amazing.
Louis Vuitton burger box?
No, that's like a purse, Daniel
Someone buy it for me
Yeah, you love it, Joelle, see
I am so pretty
I told you
This is the dish set
And then this is the flower plates
Holy shit, Donald, you can't eat off these
Are these the ones, Donald?
Let me see, are you putting them up in the chat yeah there's two
links there's three oh my god i like the china ones that are blue and white very classic pretty
wow donald no that's not them you never offered me you never offered me this plate when i've come
over i'll show it to you when you come on christmas at christmas you made me a really nice
uh meal but it wasn't served on a louis vuitton plate I'll show it to you when you come over next time. At Christmas, you made me a really nice meal,
but it wasn't served on a Louis Vuitton plate.
That's not it either.
Okay.
I mean, this was years ago, so it's probably a contemporary set.
Yeah, it was a long time ago.
You should sell them, dude.
Let's sell them on eBay.
That looks dope.
Right.
What would you do with a burger box?
Put a burger.
You're not going to put a burger in it.
No.
Straight to In-N-Out.
It's $2,600 for a Louis Vuitton burger box.
It's going right on top of the China.
And this is my burger box.
What do you put in a,
what do you,
what is that really for? It's meant to be like a purse a purse i think so i would say it's more of a it's like there was a
moment in fashion where all of a sudden they were making a lot of like fast food type containers
cups and purses that look like uh pizza and stuff it was a very weird moment coke cans or whatever
uh i think it's more of a play on something I don't know if anyone would actually use it as a purse.
Maybe they would.
I feel like this is the thing you see at the Met later.
What the hell do you do with it?
Look at it.
It's pretty.
You put it on display.
You do it to Grammy.
No, you don't buy a Louis Vuitton burger box and put it on the mantle.
What the fuck do you do with it then?
I don't know.
I'm not doing a bit.
I'm genuinely curious
what the purpose of it is.
Oh my gosh.
It comes with little chips
that look like burgers?
No.
If you scroll down,
you can see them.
It's weird.
Oh my God, you're right.
They look like poker chips kind of,
but they stack into the shape of a burger.
It is stacked like a burger.
Oh my gosh.
I can't believe they didn't put that together.
Oh no, it's a holder for, what do you call those things?
Coasters.
When you go to Fogo to chow.
No, it's a coaster holder.
You bust out the Louis Vuitton Fogo to chow.
That would be the dopest thing ever.
Listen, I bought my own green and red.
It's Louis Vuitton.
You better bring me to Choice Me tonight.
You guys, scroll down.
Aren't those coasters?
Isn't this a holder for coasters?
I think you're right.
It's a coaster holder.
But the coasters are colored to be a burger, which is hilarious.
Oh, clever.
I got it.
That is the dumbest $2,600 I've ever seen offered.
Oh, golly. Good eye seen offered. Oh, golly.
Good eye job. Oh my god, look at how
look at the price of this shit.
$2,500.
This is a
Louis Vuitton wine kit.
That's a wine opener for $2,500.
Dude, we're not supposed to be shopping. We're shopping online.
We're shopping online. We're on our podcast be shopping. We're shopping online. We're shopping online
on our podcast right now.
On our podcast, we're shopping online.
No, I'm just blown away
that you have Louis Vuitton plates.
I know a lot about you. We're window shopping.
I'm not sure if it's Louis Vuitton anymore after looking at this.
But...
You're going to ruin the whole segment if you go look
and they're not.
They might be William Sonoma.
Find out next week.
Oh, I read it wrong.
It's Crate and Barrel.
Barrel.
I never flipped it over, guys.
It's Pottery Barn.
Oh, my gosh.
Let's go to break and then we can wrap it up.
All right, we're going to break while you guys look up the Louis Vuitton burger case and we'll be right back.
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For fuck's sake, just stop talking about your willies.
Sorry, Deb.
All right.
So this was really just a setup for the next episode because it's a to-be-continued episode.
Yes.
And so what we learn in this episode is that Carla is missing the heck out of Izzy.
She's pregnant with a baby, so she's not feeling hot, really.
So she's wearing shorts and one piece at the beach, while Elliot and Jordan have gotten all sexy
for this one shot on the beach
for their men
and Jordan went and got
somehow
overnight
got liposuction
which I don't think is an overnight thing
but she did
even if it is an overnight thing
I don't know if it's safe to
get in the water in the Bahamas
but we should say that they both look so beautiful
as they do their slow motion electric guitar scored walk down the beach.
Elliot does her cute little thing where she sticks her booty in the air
and she's trying to show off how good she looks before she starts binge eating.
Yes.
She did it for the one shot.
You got what you were looking for. Yeah, she goes, okay. she literally says like okay look at it look at it look at it all right now hand me that
what do you call it conch conch conch that was conch i think it is conch conch i don't know i
called it conch joelle is it conch conch conch conch spch sponge bob taught me that they both sound they both sound like what
is conch oh it's the thing in the conch show yeah there you go it's down there whatever that is
that's along with the bahama mama that was good too bahama mama's home yeah we drank a lot of
bahama mamas back then i sure did okay so as much as judy was trying to hide her body in this bad boy, you can tell when she's walking up in that one piece in the shorts, she got something good going on under there, baby.
You can tell when she walked up.
I know.
I have to say, like, I know the joke was that she was supposed to be looking frumpy next to Jordan and Elliot, but she still looked adorable while he was on the beach.
Like, it didn't fully work. She just looked a little dorky, but she still looked adorable while he was on the beach. Like, it didn't fully work.
She just looked a little dorky,
but she looked so cute, you know?
Anyway.
Anyway, we should mention
Jordan and Cox's storyline,
which is that he's sort of,
they have this weird relationship,
obviously we all know,
where she says,
it'd be my pleasure
if you're working the whole time.
I don't care. I don't want to hang out with you. But then she's finally sick of it because he's on his laptop at the beach. And he says, it'd be my pleasure if you're working the whole time. I don't care.
I don't want to hang out with you.
But then she's finally sick of it because he's on his laptop at the beach.
And he says, I've been done with my work since the plane.
I'm just waiting for you to crack.
And then she takes his laptop and she hurls it into the ocean
because she actually does want his attention.
Well, she tries to hurl it into the ocean and it boomerangs, doesn't it?
No, it flies super far and almost hits you into the ocean and it boomerangs doesn't it no it flies super far
it almost hits you in the ocean
and he ducks because he wants
Turk ducks because he's waiting for Carla to come
to the ocean so they can have sex
but she's probably passed out in the room
right now
underwater relations
underwater relations
only the mermaids will know what we're doing
what's my favorite line
well Turk does believe the mermaids will know what we're doing That's my favorite line Well Turk does believe in mermaids
Talk about that because you skipped over
We skipped over a funny scene where
You go to the room to try and have sex
And she's on the phone
With the nanny
Because she's afraid of
Something
This is all very relatable by the way
If any of you have children and have been out and
on vacation without your children, you know exactly what this feels like. The dudes know
what this feels like. I worry on the plane, but then once I land, I'm good. You know what I mean?
And I'm ready to have a good time. My wife is sometimes like that, but sometimes she's back at
the... She's still in California on the phone. So listen and make sure and make, you know what I mean?
This was very relatable.
I'm sure a lot of people can relate to that.
But Turk wants underwater relations.
Who doesn't?
And then she says for the last time, Turk.
I don't know if I want to do it in the ocean though.
No.
I don't know that that would, well, I don't know. I don't know that that would be... Well, I don't know.
I don't know that would be nice because of sea serpents.
Oh.
Sea serpents.
What if you're like...
She's like, oof.
You're like, I'm not doing anything.
I haven't done anything yet.
Like, huh?
I know what I saw, woman.
Do it like you did it. I know what I saw, woman. I don't remember how I did it. You go, I know what I saw a woman do it like you did it
I know what I saw a woman I don't remember
how I did it you go I know what I saw a woman
yeah
Turk really saw a mermaid and it turns out it's
Shalina at the end
spoilers
Kelso is at the bar parked drinking Bahama
Mamas and
and
JD as we mentioned says to Elliot you know stop being crazy and thinks that that's going to be fine.
But Elliot, of course, walks off because that's obnoxious to say to someone.
And when he comes back, Kelso orders two Bahama Mamas and we think, and JD thinks one's for him.
So he says, thank you.
And then we reveal that Kelso has ordered them both for himself.
And then we say, dun, dun, dun, na, na, na dun dun dun to be continued
okay let me ask you a question
go ahead
stand out parts in this episode
biggest laugh
my biggest laugh is the thing with Todd
in the cafeteria saying not your chair
right on
yeah no it's definitely the whole mermaid
whole mermaid bit really got me
Daniel
Daniel doesn't watch the show Daniel hasn't seen an episode of Scrubs Yeah, no, it's definitely the whole mermaid. The whole mermaid bit really got me. Daniel?
Daniel doesn't watch the show.
Daniel hasn't seen an episode of Scrubs in his whole life.
Hey, now.
I do love the show.
What's yours, Donald?
Mine?
Jordan singing slow motion for me.
Oh, my God. How could we forget?
How could we forget?
Into the hairbrush on the nanny cam.
That shit had me rolling.
This is so cute there.
Oh, damn.
I forgot that happened.
All right.
Some quick trivia.
Some quick trivia.
My Soul on Fire was originally intended to be aired as a one hour episode,
but due to scheduling, ABC broke it into two.
JD and Elliot's first kiss was episode 14 of episode one.
This is episode 14 of season eight.
Therefore, it has indeed been seven seasons or years since their first kiss.
Oh, here's something that's wrong, Trevor, if you're still listening.
It says the only scene to take place at Sacred Heart is the opening,
after which the rest of the episode takes place in the Bahamas.
That's not true.
The show continues after the cold open
at the hospital. So you don't
got the answers, Trevor. Finally caught
your ass, didn't we? We finally
caught you, Trevor. I'm just giving
I'm sure there's a lot of upkeep to this. I don't
even know if Trevor's still maintaining it, but Trevor,
if you are, that's wrong.
Yeah, Trevor.
Barry Williams, of course, who played Greg.
Brilliant.
Oh, another one.
Another moment.
Another one.
When JD and Elliot are in the Bahamas and they've just finished kissing and she goes, oh, I got to go brush my teeth or floss something in the bathroom.
And JD goes to the door and goes you know Elliot
she goes what
I love you so much she goes JD I'm
pooing he goes I'll see you at the beach
that was very
funny too
I also like the part where
JD and Elliot
are sleeping together and she's like
wow I'm light headed he's like
it was love making and she was like
I just haven't eaten for 36 hours together and she's like wow i'm lightheaded he's like it was the lovemaking and she was like i just
haven't eaten for 36 hours and he's like can you humor me and just say that it was the lovemaking
she was fine it was a lovemaking i know great episode really fun episode it's good to have a
nice nice hilarious one um that's our show, everybody.
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The more you know.
This means I get to do the more you know again.
Oh, my gosh.
Wait, are they going to, have they invited you to do one? You can still, once you're not on the network anymore, you can't do the more you know.
I'm going to make a request.
This is my request.
Here's my request.
Dear NBC.
I don't know.
Now that I'm back on the network.
The network as a whole listens to the podcast.
They listen to our podcast, bro.
Okay.
Okay.
Go ahead.
I want to do the more you know. And I don't want to just Go ahead. I want to do The More You Know.
And I don't want to just do one.
I want to do a few of them.
I want to do like four or five of them.
Will you do it like super smug?
I'll do it.
And then at the end of it, yeah.
I'll do all the weight shifting and everything that you're supposed to do.
Yeah.
You know, I got this.
All right.
The more you know.
I think I legit did the more you knows back in the day.
I've done a few of them.
I want to look on YouTube and see if I can find them.
No, that was a fake one.
It was in the show.
But I think I did the more you know.
And I actually sang that in the more you know.
I went, the more you know.
No, you didn't.
I didn't. I want to look up on YouTube any of my the more you know i went the more you know no you didn't i didn't i want to look up
on on on youtube any of my the more you knows they're there i'm gonna look one up right now
i don't remember what i did i know i i know i did one i don't know if it's on the tube
on the youtube zach raff b-r-a-F-F The more you know
There's a few of them
You did a PSA on prejudice?
You did one on prejudice?
Oh, I did one on prejudice?
Yeah
I got you here
Hate is a four letter word
So is love
Which one are you going to teach your children?
The more you know.
Hate is a four-letter word.
So is love.
Which one are you going to teach your children?
Smug as shit.
The more you know.
Sensational.
Any others you got?
There's this one.
Here we go.
You had a tough day at the office, so you come home,
make yourself some dinner, smother your kids,
pop in a movie, maybe have a drink.
It's fun, right?
Wrong. Don't smother your kids.
Love it.
That's a winner.
That is a winner.
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