Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 904: Our Histories

Episode Date: April 9, 2024

On this week's episode, JD and Turk do everything in their power to prove they're not getting older, while the med students must work together to get a patient's final interview. In the real world, Zach is the only one who doesn't enjoy cannabis, Donald is disturbed by the amount of spit in this episode, and we're ready to party until the upside-down question mark. Plus we do a lot of Star Wars talk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Look at you in a green shirt. You're shaking it up. You're not in a dark Mickey Mouse hoodie. You're in a audience. He's in a lime green Nike t-shirt. I'm shook. I'm shooketh.

Shooketh. You're shooketh? What do I do? I don't know. I've never. I'm shooketh. Shooketh. You're shooketh? What do I do? I don't know. I've never seen you not in one of three hoodies while we did this podcast. And look at you in a hoodie today. What's going on? How have you landed in this lime green t-shirt?

I decided to wear a t-shirt today because I had an interview earlier. Go on, what happened? We talked about things. Tell us everything. Well, we talked about how you can stream Extended Family on Peacock. Oh, I see.

This is a plug for Extended Family. I wore a green t-shirt just so you would ask me so I could plug Extended Family. Who is the interview with? It was with, I don't know, it's me dude, come on. You don't even remember who you did the interview with. I know who I did the interview with, I just don't know. Were you high during the interview?

I might have been. Have you ever done an interview high and you think to yourself, self, I'm too high for this interview. This, this might've been that interview. This might've been that. I haven't smoked weed in years, but I, when I did smoke weed, the idea of being interviewed is not what I would be interested in. But I think you're a, you're a pro. You just get really honest. All that happens is you get honest. That's all. But I would get in my head like, oh, did I answer that right?

Ooh, I shouldn't have said that. Did that sound weird? I would be so in my head. No, I've been high for so much of this shit now that, you know, it doesn't. You're kind of like a double black diamond skier, but with weed. When it comes to marijuana, I'm one of the best. Yeah. You and Snoop.

I have smoked weed with Snoop before, yeah. Did you smoke weed with Snoop? I have smoked weed with Snoop. I have smoked weed with Snoop. I have smoked weed with Snoop. I have smoked weed with Snoop. I have smoked weed with Snoop. I have smoked weed with Snoop.

I have smoked weed with Snoop. I have smoked weed with Snoop. I have smoked weed with Snoop. I have smoked weed with Snoop. I have smoked weed with Snoop. I have smoked weed with Snoop. I have smoked weed with Snoop. I have smoked weed with Snoop. but with weed. When it comes to marijuana, I'm one of the best. Yeah, you and Snoop. I have smoked weed with Snoop before, yes. Did you get extra mega high? I had to stop.

It's not that there was that, there was, I couldn't, it was just too much smoke. Like my throat was so dry and water was not gonna solve that problem at that moment. I'm the only one of y'all that doesn't enjoy cannabis sativa. That's, that's fair. That is accurate statement. That is accurate, bro.

That's okay. I'm all right with that. Yeah. But nobody's trying to peer pressure you back into your old ways, bro. Like the new you is cool. I'm all right with it. No, I don't, I don't, I don't miss it at all. But it sure is popular in Los Angeles.

And in New York City now. And in New York City, as we know. All right, should we get into the show? Donald, why don't you count us in? Scrum, season nine. Five, six, seven, eight. Here's some stories about a show we made about a bunch of dogs and nurses

And a Canada who loved to hate us And here's our stories That we all should know So gather round to hear our Gather round to hear our Scrubs we watch show with Zach and Dono Season 9, episode four, everybody. What are we thinking?

Daniel, you had some thoughts. Yeah, I want to hear Daniel's thoughts. Let's go. You know what I was saying to Zach earlier is that, you know, I think with a little distance and a little space and this whole going into season nine with the most open mind possible, it's not that bad. It's really not, It's really enjoyable.

And I think there's the reminiscent part of it that's seeing you guys and there's still a lot of gaffes. And I will say, maybe when we lose a major part of this formula, I'll feel a little differently. But while we're still seeing Turk and JD having a good time, it's a fun show. And I think comparison is the thief of joy in this scenario, where it's like, you want to say it's bad because you're strictly comparing it to the thing you had before. But I think it's fun. It's still fun. It's definitely still fun. As much as I am enjoying the fun parts,

some of the show feels ungrounded to me specifically in this episode. The fantasies. I was like, I don't know who's fantasy this. We were just randomly cut to a fantasy. And I was like, everyone can fantasize, I think. Mm hmm. It's a weird rule. I don't know how I feel about it. Yeah. I just feel like I gravitated towards the JD Turk and Cox stuff

more than I gravitated towards the interns. And then at one point in the show, JD says to the interns, the plot of the exact show that this is a rip off of, you know what I mean? And it was like. A rip off or inspired by, I think. There's like three versions of it. We've done this like several times.

It's like where we say goodbye to a special person, but then they didn't even make, but then they got like real hokey and wrapped up really quick. And it wasn't even moving. I mean, when we know when we did that with Glenn Turman, it was like one of the best scrubs episodes ever. But at the end of this, this dude, they found the guys, his war buddies, war buddies.

Yeah. In like a half hour. And yeah, get the fuck out of here, man. You'd never seen them before. They obviously live close. Well, close, they live on the block. Right? You know what I mean? Like, what the fuck?

And wait, you're telling me that Cole went to his party and like drank and then came back and changed and got in scrubs? That was weird too. Completely unearned, yeah. By the way though, I have to say, us in those outfits dancing, the capoeira. That was weird too. Completely unearned. Yeah. By the way though, I have to say, us in those outfits, dancing, the capoeira. That shit had to be. No, even before the capoeira.

All of it. All of it. Us online, freaking, and you know, that was a great part of it, but the best part of the show is fucking Sam Lloyd, saying goodbye. The late great. Yeah. We were getting ahead of ourselves. Let's start with the beginning. Well, there is fucking Sam Lloyd saying goodbye. The late great. Yeah. We're getting ahead of ourselves.

Let's start with the beginning. Well, there's not much to talk about. I'm already ready to go five, six, seven, eight. Like this show is. No, no. Come on. We do a rewatch podcast, Donald. No doubt.

Until we're done doing a rewatch podcast. I'm in it, I'm in it, I'm in it. The people want to know what the four of us think and we are here to serve them. We are here to service millions of people, Donald. Why is he spitting on Lucy in the beginning of the show? He went right by my servicing millions of people.

Yeah, because I went right to spitting and I went right to spitting. All right, he is spitting in Lucy's face. By the way, not a fantasy. Not a fantasy. In reality, he's screaming in her face and spitting in her face. And not a fantasy, JD comes to school in leg warmers.

Leg warmers. Well, not only leg warmers, like Brown, like Debbie Allen style leg warmers. Did I ever tell you when I performed the fame monologue for Debbie Allen? Did I tell you that? Oh, yes. Yeah, it was an amazing story.

Well, I'll just, I'll do it quickly for those that have heard it on the podcast, but I was at a restaurant and Debbie Allen and we established who it was. It's the creator of- Lee Daniel. It was Lee Daniels. And they were at a table behind us and Lee Daniels tapped my shoulder and said, have you ever met Debbie Allen? And I instantly just stood up out of respect for her and she smiled at me and I said,

oh my goodness, royalty. I loved fame growing up. It's such an honor to meet you. And she said, oh, you're sweet, thank you. And I said, I can do the monologue. She's like, you don't know the monologue. And I just went into it. By the way, totally sober, middle of the day,

packed restaurant. I just like took my stance and I was like, you want fame? And I went into the whole thing. You got dreams. You want fame? And she clapped at the end when I nailed the ending. I stuck the landing in front of Debbie Allen, Donald. As you said. And I think of Debbie Allen, Donald. As you said. Anyways.

Speaking of Debbie Allen, she was in that movie that I was talking about earlier next day here, she played my mom. Really? That's interesting. Wow! Our stories come full circle. Anyway, so yes, JD, not in a fantasy, wearing leg warmers, carrying a stick.

A stick, in class! Yeah. What the fuck is this? Making the kids sit on the floor. He really wants to be, he wants to be Debbie Allen in class. Yeah. What the fuck is this? Making the kids sit on the floor. He really wants to be. He wants to be Debbie Allen in fame. What is this? All right. So then I wrote in my notes with Johnny C. like, is that a fantasy?

And then I realized it was not. No, because that's how you and Lucy pass the torch later on. Oh, yes. We sort of dance by each other and the voiceover gets tossed to me. Yes. They throw Lucy under a bus. That was a fantasy. I don't know who's fan.

I guess that was Lucy. Now you're really jumping. That's my third note. They throw Lucy under the bus. They throw a mannequin under a. You don't remember that? I do remember that. I thought that came after the.

But the. Bumped. I can't do this all on my... I don't hate it, by the way. I kind of like the beat. It's like a nice remix. It also starts on your beautiful face. It's got to know. It's the Scrubs remix.

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Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, so Lucy says, if you want to keep sleeping with me, you better have my back to Cole. Yes. And then he's like, you got so many rules. Right. Now bro, a Palooza baby. Yeah, I remember those t-shirts. I think I still have one for years. I have one too.

Bro, a Palooza. 8PM to question mark. That means we don't even know when it ends. Yeah, we don't even know when it ends. You're like, where's mine? I'm wearing yours. I died. I love it.

Where's mine? That was funny. Now we're so geeked. Part of the theme of this episode for us is that we're getting old, but we're in denial about us getting older. We're still trying to be little kids. We're still super stoked to go out on the town.

Our wives are out of town. And we're gonna party all night, 8 p.m. till question mark. When was that? There was somebody's birthday party back in the day, Old Scrubs, where it was 8 p.m. until upside down question mark. It was a Spanish- Oh no.

Wait, what? It was a Spanish-themed party, I remember. I forgot what it was, but it was 8 p.m. until Upside Down, question mark. Lean in, lean in. All right, so Bro Palooza, and they're all excited. They're geeks, but then Cox tells Denise that she's gotta get her interns under control.

Cause her interns, they're just, they're not doing anything correctly. They don't feel like they're a good crop. No, they're just, they're just unruly. They're fighting and they're not a team yet. And, and, and he's witnessing it. He witnessed it. There when you're, you're absolutely right.

When they throw her under the bus, that was in his class and everything. And he's like, dude, you got to get these cats under control. They're wrecking havoc. Yeah. And they're also stealing his donut. He didn't like that they're fighting over his donut. And so she pawns it off onto her boyfriend. Right.

But he doesn't have it for very long, right? I forgot if he does anything. No, because she tries to get out of it and Cox is like, get the fuck, no. And we're like, get the fuck out of here. You can't do that shit. Is it us or is it, oh, I forgot already. I forgot.

I can't blame it on weed. Joelle, do you remember? Why does, she tries to hand it off to Drew and then Drew somehow flips it, oh, maybe it's me with the cheese Yes, it is That's right, it is us right so it flips and now she's she's like, all right look, so you guys now have to stay in the ER tonight and Take down the no, I had it written to take down the notes

What is it? The final interviews. Right, the final interviews of these people that are dying. Right. It's as though the writers said, you know, it was a really famous, beloved episode of Scrubs. Oh, come on, bro. Don't do it.

Don't do it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Well, it is kind of that. I mean, I'm not dissing anyone. I'm just saying that this is definitely inspired by a very beloved episode of Scrubs. The very year before, the season before. Right, it wasn't too distant.

No, not that distant. Cole's throwing a party, and they all wanna go to the party. Thank you. And then Denise throws it to them. You're not going anywhere, all done or none done. You're not going anywhere until you guys take the final interviews of four patients

that are likely gonna pass away tonight. Right. And then Lucy references her pubis mons by saying it's like the frigging Amazon down there. Because she hasn't shaved it. They're all excited to go out. Yeah her her mom's she wants She wants to she wants to get out and about I know but it was so weird that she I know she makes a joke about Saying like gosh, I'm so awkward. But like she announces to the group that her pubic hair is like the Amazon. I

Mean pubic hair is like the Amazon. I mean, where? She does. Yes, that that is accurate statement. Yes. Drew. This was weird. He this wasn't thought out. He had why is he in a dinosaur costume in prison? He's working. This is what he's doing for for community service. But why is that community service? Why would they want a guy just as a dinosaur in prison? He's working. This is what he's doing for, for community service.

But why is that community service? Why would they want a guy dressed as a dinosaur in prison? Come on, bro. Come on, bro. No, I just didn't understand the joke. But you're trying to explain it. You're trying to. The joke should have some sort of basic logic.

I know, but you're trying to dissect it now and there's no way to dissect the joke. I just want to talk about in the world of the show, he got community service and he dressed up like a dinosaur because he thought he was going to, the community service was entertaining children, but ultimately was entertaining prisoners. Why would the prisoners ask for- At the prison? Yeah.

Why would the prisoners request or be assigned a man in a dinosaur costume? There's no logic here at all. And then he said that the costume was flammable, meaning they set him on fire at the prison. Yes. They torched him. Yes. Horrifying.

No, it's not horrifying, Daniel, it's bullshit. Like, come on, bro, that's what it is, Daniel. Horrifying, get the fuck out of here is what it is. I didn't understand that at all. It was a very quick fantasy. I think at the time they were like, this doesn't work, but we shot it, so quick, throw it in that and then get out quick. All right, so Ted is quitting

and Ted is finally gonna travel the world with his wife, Gooch, and they're going to do a tour of the country and they've written a song for every state. Yep. So cute. Very cute. She's so cute.

They're both so adorable together. Although I have to say, Scrubs Wiki says, Gooch and Ted do not sing the state songs in alphabetical order since Alaska and Arizona come before Arkansas. Oh my gosh. I mean, how could they have let that happen? I don't understand. Do you think that they shot those other ones and then they just weren't as funny until they decided to start on Arkansas? How could they get the alphabetical order wrong? Maybe they didn't have anything funny to say about

Alaska. They're like, just go to anyone who's writing those little jokes. Could have found Alaska. There's plenty funny in Alaska. It's cold in Alaska. Yeah. You can see Russia from your house. They start singing and they're very adorable. And then Cox, the elevator gets stuck and Cox cannot handle it. So he climbs through the emergency hatch of the elevator to escape their singing. This is where I lost it. I said what's happening? What is happening? What is going on? It was so confusing. Like, Cox would never pull this kind of Looney Tunes stunt. It's weird.

Yeah, and by the way, he doesn't really, it doesn't take much for him to escape that elevator. He like does like David Blaine on that shit. He's out of there. Truly. Okay, so I thought that was actually on par for a Scrubs joke back in the day. Like that would be the most obscure joke in an episode,

him doing that, know what? I can't handle it, I'm out. And then climbing out, but him falling through the ceiling and then us not addressing it, like there's a bunch of things that, you know what I mean? It's all cartoony. And I have to say to give myself some criticism, I think that I was playing,

I just leaned into the silliest side of JD. Everything I'm doing in this season so far to me, except for that like maybe a one or two, I just feel like I'm like the broadest one. I'm not playing anything straight. And I know I have a lot of broad stuff to be saying, but I'm watching myself and it all feels like I lost the plot.

I'm not, literally and figuratively, I lost the plot. I feel the exact same way, bro. And I'm glad you pointed at yourself, but I feel like as a whole, the show itself has lost the plot. No, but I'm saying that I'm, even when I watch Michael Moseley, I go, okay, well he's a great granted,

and I've said this last episode, he's not called upon to do the super silly stuff that JD is doing. But I'm like, he's at least being a last episode, he's not called upon to do the super silly stuff that JD is doing, but I'm like, he's at least being a good actor, he's playing it straight, he's doing the jokes when they come. And I watch myself and I'm going, wow, I just kind of, I've leaned all in to super silly humor.

Obviously that's what most of the stuff they're giving me, JD's there to be as silly as JD can be. But to me, I'm not super impressed with my acting so far this season. Yeah, I don't think it's Shakespeare though. So you're all right. Well, I'm just saying in seasons one through eight, I think I found a nice balance.

Yeah, but that was Shakespeare. That's what I'm trying to tell you. That wasn't Shakespeare. All right, so Cox drops through the ceiling. We learned that phase one of our bromance, bro-palooza is gonna be quesadillas. That's why we eventually see JD with a giant sleeve of cheese.

We say that we're attached by fun. Now JD runs through all the themes when he finds out there's a party. Cox tells him there's a party. JD runs through many themes. I thought you must be excited that he mentioned Star Wars. Well, that he mentioned Star Wars twice. Yeah, I'm at the point of being your wife,

that when I hear the word Star Wars, I get excited. You were like, Donald's gonna love that. Donald's gonna love this part. I'm like, because they said the word Star Wars, I'm like, Donald's gonna love this. That's where we're at. I have a Star Wars. Like, I don't know. Love this. That's where we're at. I have a Star Wars question for Donald. Do you think JD predicted Canto by when he called for a murder mystery set in the roaring 20s?

A Star Wars murder mystery set in the 20s. Wow. Is that what Canto bite is? I mean, Canto bite is a 1920s casino style setup where we don't explicitly see murder, but we do see a lot of corruption. I'm just saying when JD spits this out, I was like, Canto bite, maybe? What's Canto bite? Canto bite is a planet where it's a casino on a planet where Finn and Rose

ride some crazy ass horse like cats. And oh, yeah, I remember that. Is that last year? Correct. Yes. Yeah. I remember being like when I watched that going, what the hell is this? So stupid. Why is everybody wearing tuxes? It's a alien planet. All of a sudden, there's these European conventions.

Right. It's a casino, but everybody got on a tux. That's aliens. Look at the can, but everybody got on a Tux. They're aliens. Look at the can of worms I've opened. Tux is universal. Universal is right. I don't know. We've never seen a Tuxedo in Star Wars ever until Cantabar. They even got the rose and shit and this shit. Come on, buddy. Sure.

All right. We're going to take a quick break. And when we come back, I want to ask you guys about that new Star Wars trailer I've been hearing. This is the best day ever. Wait, wait. We're doing this. We'll be right back. We're gonna be right back. Don't worry, audience, I'm gonna keep,

I'm gonna make them keep it brief. No, you're not. We'll be right back. No, you're not. Hi, I'm Martha Stewart, and we're back with a new season of my podcast. This season will be even more revealing and more personal, with more entrepreneurs, more trailblazers, more live events, more Martha, and more questions from you.

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...with zero qualifications... She had a Harvard plaque. ...tricks her way past a wall of lawyers and agents. She's got all of these Maseratis and Bentleys all in the driveway. Is it like a mansion? Yes, it's a mansion. That this queen of the con uses to scam some of the biggest names in professional sports out of untold fortunes. About six million.

Approximately 11 million dollars. Nearly 10 million dollars was all gone. Employing whatever means necessary to bleed her victims dry. She would probably have sex with one of her clients. Hide your money in your old rich men because she is on the prowl. Listen to Queen of the Con, Season 5, The Athlete Whisperer on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back. What you trying to get into a day or two?

What you trying to do? All right. What is this new show? I heard the trailer is very popular. Algalite, algalite, algalite. I think it's just acolyte. There's no al. Acolyte.

Oh, well, is it acolyte? Acolyte. So I'll do it again. Acolyte. I think it's acolyte. I think it's acolyte. I think it's acolyte. I think it's acolyte. I think it's acolyte. I think it's acolyte. I think it's acolyte. I think it's is very popular. Alkalite, alkalite, alkalite. I think it's just acolyte.

There's no al. Acolyte. Oh, well, is it acolyte? Acolyte. I'll do it again. Acolyte. Keep it in there. What's the acolyte?

Acolyte, acolyte, acolyte. Donald, do you want to take this one? In brief, please. We don't need a whole, we need the Cliff Notes, please. This takes place, so I've been shitting on this little thing called the High Republic, and everybody's like, no, it's fucking really good. Star Wars, man, you should get into it. It's Star Wars.

And it takes place. Apparently, it was supposed to take place a thousand years, but this takes place like a hundred years before the events of. It's a long reign. This is toward the end of that era. Right. But this takes place a hundred years before the Phantom Menace. And so the characters that are in it, the characters that could possibly be in it

are like out of this world. Anyway, this is the rise of the Sith under the Jedi's noses and them not knowing. So all of these people in this show that you're watching, all these people got to die. All of them got to die. All of them gotta die. All of them gotta die. We don't know all of them are gonna die yet.

But just for one line in the Phantom Menace alone, they all gotta die. That's impossible. The Sith have been extinct for over a thousand years. Just for that alone, they all gotta die. Well, something tells me there's gonna be some Siths that weren't accounted for. No, I'm not talking about the Siths that have gotta die. Well, something tells me there's gonna be some Siths that weren't accounted for. No, I'm not talking about the Siths that have gotta die.

All the Jedi that encounter said acolytes gotta die. All right, and there's no said Siths. Said Sith acolyte gotta die. There's no other famous actors we know that are in it or is all new folks? Amandla Stenberg is in it. She's fabulous. You might know her from Oh give she was I do Yeah, she's she's a fabulous actress. Also the girl from the movie The Matrix. Yes. Yes

Carrie and moss is also in this movie and she's fabulous and we're very excited. But the girl from Wolverine who played X-23, who was really great, Logan. That's the movie. She's that? Yeah, she plays the alien with little horns on her head. Okay, I did not know that. Yeah, she's like a lead character too. I'm really excited. We haven't seen her for like seven years.

She's gonna die. I hate to tell you. Okay. She's gonna die. Okay, maybe. We'll see. Well, listen, I heard the trailer broke some sort of interweb records. No Star Wars trailer has been viewed this many times ever.

It looks really bomb. It's interesting because they've decided to use martial arts as a central starting point for the fights as opposed to before you're more into sword fighting, like a classic fencing style of sword fighting, or then they moved to broad swords in the new movies. But this is all martial arts based and it looks killer. That's amazing. I'm excited. All right. I'm excited. But like all of the geeks for the High Republic are really losing their mind

because in the trailer they they show this wookiee who the gentleman who played Chewbacca in the original and not an original, not in the original, but in the sequel trilogies is playing this Wookie Jedi. And it's rare. We haven't seen that in live action before. And so people are really excited about that. There are a lot of really cool things. They're excited to see the guy in the Chewbacca suit. They're excited to see him play a different type of Wookie. A Wookie Jedi is extremely rare and we get to see what. I think there's two versions of, three versions of it that I know.

There was one in a novel back in a day that I read with the kids of Han Solo and Princess Leia. They were best friends with this Wookie who was a Jedi. And then in the Clone Wars and stuff, there was this- Padawan Wookie. Yeah, there was a Padawan Wookiee. Are there any Ewok Jedis?

Not that we're aware of, I don't think. Not that we're aware of. I would like to see that. You joke around, but I'd like to see that shit too. I'd like to see a Jawa Jedi. I'd actually like to see a Jawa Jedi, an Ewok Jedi. I'd love to see an Ewok Jedi. Things that are considered primitive, I would love to see once they're enhanced by the force, what they become.

What about Java, a Java Jedi? Wow. That'd be also intense. That'd be interesting because he wouldn't know he was a Jedi until after he Jedi mind tricks don't work on huts and things like that. And I mean, like, yeah. Well, how would you discover it? Just one day he was just choke.

I want to choke you. And he would just choke somebody. He wouldn't be a Jedi. He'd be a fucking there's no such thing. Let's get back to scrubs. No, I can't. Last time. I'm so tired now. I need a nap. Jedi, there could never be a.

There can never be. And that's how the conversation ended. There can never be a Hut Jedi. There could never be a Hut Jedi. And that's how the conversation ended. There could never be a Hut Jedi. Dun, dun, dun, dun. That's a good, the more you know. There could never be a Hut Jedi. The more you know.

The more you know. Joelle, we're gonna start having guests on more now we are not doing episodes. And I asked Joelle if she would find someone who would talk to us about open relationships and marriages. Joelle have you found an expert on that at all? We're still looking around, still poking around for. Well, this is a very hot topic issue.

Why is this a hot topic issue nowadays? It's just something that people are talking about. I've seen many articles around about some people shaking it up and having and trying open relationships and open marriages. And I thought it would be an interesting topic since our sex therapist was so popular and our, our other therapy related guests were so interesting. I thought it might be a good topic for our listeners. And Joelle's gonna find an expert.

I'm interested in hearing what they have to say, but as the only married dude on the panel. No, Daniel's married too now. Oh, that's right. I forgot Daniel's married. Daniel, your relationship isn't open, is it? Correct, it's not. Right, okay. But we're not asking whether? Correct, it's not. Right, okay.

But we're not asking whether it's for you or not, we just want to have the conversation about people that are into it just out of curiosity. We're not trying to convince. My relationship isn't open. No, we know, we know. Okay. We're not asking.

This isn't, we're not trying to enroll you, I just thought the topic could be interesting. I don't want to be in the lifestyle. enroll you. I just thought the topic could be interesting. I don't want to be in the lifestyle. He said in case Casey's listening, my marriage not. All right. Ready? Let's go on, Donald. Back to the TV show Scrubs. The last state that we hear them sing is about Wyoming.

And I laughed when Sam says no Jews to be Shalomim. Yeah. It's a funny rhyme. So Kelso offers them a night on the town. He's charmed by them. And he says, I'm taking you out, Ted, if you're leaving. He's flirting, of course, inappropriately with Gooch. But he says, I'm taking you out on the town

because we all know that coal is throwing a big party. And then the security guards from the hospital are now, they're now the bouncers at the bar. Don't do it. We could have skipped it. We have to talk about how that they are now, they also work as the bouncers at the local bar to pick up extra money. And in addition to that, what's the thing they have? Oh, salsa that they are now they also work as the bouncers at the local bar to pick up extra money.

And in addition to that, what's the thing they have? Oh, salsa. They make salsa. They were the gig economy before the gig economy got here, which I can sort of respect. I just wish it were funny. They have lots of hustles. Yes. Is that what it means to be a part of the gig economy? Yeah. You have a lot of side hustles. Right. Is that what it means to be a part of the gig economy? Yeah, you have a lot of side hustles. Right, well they do.

Lucy is assigned to interview the great Paul Dooley, legendary character actor. And I remember Paul Dooley being there and being excited. There's a movie that was very important to my brother and also a movie that I loved called Breaking Away, which I highly recommend to you. Paul Dooley has been in so many movies, but he was the father in that movie and it was really, really...

What's the movie about, Zach? It's about teenagers and growing up in a small town and one of the young boys becomes a really incredible cyclist. And he's in a small town and they don't do anything. And he's trying to break away from small town life by being a competitive champion cyclist. And it's really beautiful. I recommend it. He was also the dad in one of my favorite movies

of all time. 16 candles. Oh, of course. 16 candles. Legend. Legendary movie. So JD's at the bar and we know that he doesn't like beer, but he does drink for eight years. He drinks Appletinis. They make him feel fancy. I don't know why he's doing shots of soda. Weird.

But the funniest part of the episode, I think. Weird. But the funniest part of the episode, I think we can all agree the funniest part of the episode is us dancing. Dancing. I cracked up. Easily. I cracked up in those outfits. And then easily. You say that we're letting them know.

Yeah. I laughed very hard at that. Ken Winningham, our amazing director, has a cameo around 1325. You first see him as- Talking to Cole. Cole, right. And Cox calls him a jackass, I believe.

And then Cox asks Cole to name who the five lamest people, this was so random, but Cox asks Cole to name the five lamest people in the bar. Yeah, convince that he's gonna- Because he's trying to tell us that we're the big losers. You're old, stop trying to be young and silly. Grow up, you're old men now, or older men now.

And Cole doesn't name us, he names several other people, including Ken Winningham. Cox. Ken Winningham. And Ken Winningham. The joke is that it's Cox, some other dude. Ted. Yeah, Cox, Ted, some dude that he saw in the bathroom that was trying to look at his. That was the security guard.

That was the white security guard. Trying to look at his wiener. He stored his junk, he said. Right. And then the other dude, which was Ken Wittingham, who has a weird wiener. And he only knows about the weird wiener because the white security guard told him about said weird wiener.

Yes. It was nice of Ken as the director of the show to say, I'll volunteer to be the guy with a broken penis. I thought so too. He probably didn't want to go through the process of casting someone and be like, hey, your part is that you have just your only thing. You don't even have a line. Your only thing is that you fucked up dick.

And he's like, I'll take one. I'll take one for the team. I'll take one for the team and do a cameo. Yeah. Then we do our Brazilian fight dancing, which was just chef's kiss. Yeah. Do you remember if they showed us Brazilian fight dancing

so we could at least reference it? Cause we do like these moves. I don't know if they're out. There was definitely a choreographer there for this. There was? Yeah, for sure. And a stunt man. Well, I kick you in the face.

So yeah. Yeah. And then there's a flashback and we're doing the Havan-Negila, we're doing the, you know, the chair dance that the Jews do at a wedding or a bar mitzvah at a celebration. Is it hava nagila hava? Hava nagila hava, nagila hava, nagila hava, nagila hava, nagila hava, nagila hava, nagila

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I will pull it up for you right now. I think it's old enough to have the rights gone to Havana-Guila. It's biblical. All right, cool. Yeah, I got it. It's it's that. What's the BPM fast? I think it's like 130.

Let's hear it now. Oh, I may got a, he got the trumpet. We need to drop the beat What is this song mean does anybody know what the song means? Oh god, I should I don't know we Don't know we've been hearing in our whole lives Celebration the song and you pick celebration It's a celebration and you pick people up in a chair and you and you bounce them up and down

And if you have a bad back when they start pulling out that chair you want to make you nowhere near the situation Because they will enlist you you really it's like that. There's not like assigned people. Look, you have to come, you have to come, you have to come in, you have to come, because we're gonna put him on the chair. What happens is, what happens is they bring, if it's a Bar Mitzvah boy, it's fine. Odds are he or she is light,

but you get to the wedding party, and the father, the groom, the bride, they're not all gonna be easy to lift in a chair, and you better have strength. So what you want to do when you start hearing that song is tiptoe to the back of the dance floor. According to Wikipedia, Havanigila means let us rejoice and it was written in 1918. There you go. It's not biblical. So it's not biblical. Let us rejoice. Let us rejoice. We gotta rejoice.

We rejoicing hard. Get a fucking chair. We're gonna rejoice. Get a chair. We're gonna rejoice. Throw this motherfucker in the air. In the air. This motherfucker throw them in the fucking air.

Don't drop them. Don't drop them. Fucking rejoice. Bravo. And then don't drop them don't drop them fucking rejoice Don't drop them don't drop them rejoice They got a gotta remix that now. Anyway, that fucking Brazilian fight dancing was amazing. And then you kicked me in the face and we gotta go to the hospital. And you need stitches.

And then Ted goes off on Kelso, understandably, because Kelso is drunk and all he gives him is a handshake. And Ted's like, what the hell? Give me more than that. I did find it funny the callback that Cole is afraid of bread. Yeah, what the fuck? Definitely. It feels. When you see him in the second time,

he's eating his sandwich with a fork. With a fork. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe He was a war buddy's fantasy. No, that wasn't a fantasy. That was real. Oh, we talking about them in the. No, I'm talking about they cut to the like, and then the War Buddies, as we said earlier, just show up a little bit too easily.

That was bizarre. And then I lost my shit, man. And this was the best part of the show for me. And I got really emotional. You know what I mean? And the way they said goodbye to Sam is the last time Sam was, and he walks off into white light.

I know. That was deep. It was like, holy cow. Like, you know, oh. Yeah, that was, obviously they didn't intend to do that, but I mean, with meaning, but now he walks off into white light. It was, it was very powerful. It says here on Scrubs Wiki,

he takes the bust that was gifted to him by Kelso in my five stages. It's similar to how Dr. Kelso took his portrait in my dumb luck and the coffee bucks table in my finale. Sam Lloyd was not however allowed to keep the bust. They found out. Rude. Also, however, allowed to keep the bust. They found out. Rude. Also, interestingly, this is the last episode of Scrubs ever

to feature Manly Henry, Snoop Dogg attending. Oh. Oh. The last time you see him, featured wise, is wishing farewell to Ted. However, even though uncredited, he does appear once more in our white coats in the background

after Cole is locked in the broom closet. But this is the last time he's featured in a shot as Snoop Dogg attending. Well, I mean, it was all the OGs when he leaves though. Was Rob there? I don't know if Rob was there. Forgot who was there. It went by so quickly.

It went really fast, but I saw Colonel Doctor. Yeah, Colonel Doctor's doing a lot of fucking getting a lot of steps in on these episodes. He's everywhere. I see him in every shot. And that's the episode. Gooch plays him out. So, Joelle, do you have some some some some hot takes for us? We have one hot take. All right. We're going to take a quick break and we come back.

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in the rainy Chilton Hills. Episode four, it's really good. In re-watching it, I've realised quite how dense it is. And so if I do miss anything, please forgive me. But it's, you know, the basic premise is that the four guys have got to get these sort of exit interviews from the terminal patients, which is going to end up being a team building exercise. But it gives JD an absolutely brilliant opportunity to reference My Last Words and Stake Night, which obviously is going to bring up a bit of nostalgia. But it's really well plotted and sketched out to get the guys to work together, which

also starts Cole's transition in season nine from, you know, selfish entitled douchebag to ever so slightly less selfish entitled douchebag. And Dave Franco plays it so, so well. I had to write down that he delivers a line which, you know, it's a line that I would happily use in day to day life, but nuts to butts in that piece, big old wrangle dangle. I mean, it's just absolute nonsense, but so well delivered. It's really good. But yeah, bullet point in this episode down is actually quite difficult because there is so much going on. But you obviously got Cox calling out Turk and JD as being pathetic for their bropaloser and

eventually getting them to go to the party dressed as a cowboy and Indian and doing their capoeiro dance off, which is worth the price of admission alone. It's pretty much scrubbed gold there. I think obviously for me the big, big thing about this episode is Ted Guggenkielso. It's funny rewatching it, knowing now that Sam's no longer with us, that as soon as Ted is there, it really sort of hit quite emotionally actually. I was getting a bit sweaty-eyed about that whole thing. But the little sort of interplays between Ted and Gage and Kelso have always been brilliant and have always been you know you know scrubs at its best is when the peripheral characters

I say peripheral as you're being unfair but they can just play off of each other so well that it's almost effortless it's beautifully written it's beautifully acted. I think Ted and Kelso's sort of goodbye is great because Ted calls Kelso out for saying, oh, I deserve more than just a handshake. And in the end, all he does get is a handshake, but a really sincere and subtle, but beautifully played goodbye, I'm going to miss you. subtle but beautifully played, you know, goodbye, I'm going to miss you. And yeah, my takeaway from the episode was that that, you know, knowing what we know now was, was, you know, very, very emotional, but it was, it's a great episode. It was really, really enjoyed it. And so, you know, thanks, you guys for, you know, delivering this, this, this, you know, great show. Season 9, I'm really glad to have gone back and looked

at it because I feel like I've unearthed something that I maybe wouldn't have done if you guys had not decided to include it on the show. So thank you so much for the opportunity. Thanks to Zach and Donald for what you do and Joelle, you know, for putting it all together. It's great. Just another quick thing. It might be me, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure in the opening titles if Zach is in it JD is the one putting up the x-ray on the lightbox. But if he's not in it, it's not him. I could be wrong. I might be right. I think I'm right. Anyway, cheers guys.

Thanks a lot. Keep up the good work. Bye. That was great. He ain't saying nothing to Daniel. He does Daniel. That's okay. Yeah, well, you know,

Daniel doesn't really register in Martin's mind. That's okay. No offense to Daniel. That was really, I was really, That was really well said though. And thank you Martin for all the kind words. I think he's right. We haven't gotten to non JD episodes, but I know, I remember that we shot that title sequence

two ways and I believe when it's, when I'm gone, Lucy's the one who puts up the X-ray at the end. Yeah, he said a lot of things we agree with, except he absolutely adored it. I don't know if I agree with that, but yeah, I don't agree with that, absolutely adoring it. He just named a few bullet points that we were able to name that were great about the show.

He didn't really put story into it. No, we're not asking them to summarize it. We just want to know what they thought. No, I know what I'm saying. That's what's lacking about all of some of these, hate it or love it. You know what I mean? Are you calling for more criticism of story in our voicemails? No, not necessarily that. It's just like, everybody who likes it so far is just like the nostalgia of it is great. And that's just like, everybody who likes it so far is just like the nostalgia of it is great.

And that's just proving our point. They're not necessarily saying what's great about the show. They're just saying, I love the nostalgia part. I love the nostalgia part. I think we need to have Tamika back and have her do every episode. I agree with you 100% on that one. She actually, and not to say that this gentleman

didn't do a great job, he was very articulate and he- He was in the Martin Topp all day. He might just be English. You don't know if he's articulate. He might be English. No doubt. No doubt. Don't let him fool you, Donald. Effortlessly charming. And I appreciate him calling. But what's her name? What was her name?

Tamika. Yeah. She did a, she goes deep, deep, deep, deep, deep into it. And the word, I will reach out. Axifolia. Yeah, will you tell Tamika, if you don't mind, Joelle, that she was so good that we kind of want to change the segment to a new caller comments, pro or negative, and then we hear from Tamika.

Got it, can do. All right, that's our show. Donald, I bet there's a sitcom you want to tell everyone about. I spoke about it earlier, but it- No, we need to hear more because you're wearing a green shirt. Zach, I would like to talk about this movie

called French Girl. Ooh, go ahead, girl. It stars the lovely Vanessa Hutchins. Yes. And a very, very enthusiastic Zach Braff. Yeah. Enthusiastic is right. It's really fun. You'll love it.

It's wherever you get your movies on VOD, Amazon, Apple, wherever you buy or rent a movie, you can find French Girl. Please check it out. And Donald is in, what's it called again? Extended Family. Extended Family. Extended Family. With the legendary John Cryer and Abigail Spencer. All right. That's our show. We love you guys. Thank you as always for checking in with us and listening to us babble. Donald, count us out. I said, here's some stories about a show we made About a bunch of docs and nurses and a janitor who loved the hate

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