Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 907: Our White Coats

Episode Date: April 30, 2024

On this week's episode, Cox forces Lucy to explain why she wants to become a doctor. In the real world, it's Wilder's birthday, and some of us get to go to Disneyland. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. No, what happened? Why, cause you're so excited? Anxiety set happened? Why? Because you're so excited. Anxiety, said him. Why? I've never been more afraid. To do something. In my life, other than the other day, so I am so out of shape that when I.

Fuck around with my son and we play basketball, I get winded now. Just from running around and not even really running, just putting up a few shots. Because you don't do any exercise, you've given up on exercise. I haven't given up on exercise, it's just, you know, I live all the way out in the fucking sticks, man,

and exercising by myself is always- You don't live in the sticks. I would let the audience to know that he does not live in like the middle of nowhere. He lives in a very populous place. They don't have gyms there? They do. Yeah, I would imagine the people in your city have a gym or six.

But not what I'm used to anyway. My point is this. I'm so out of shape right now, and it's my fault. You're absolutely right. It's my fault for being out of shape. But I'm so out of shape right now that I was so nervous. I was nervous to go to the gym yesterday. Like nervous, like my heart was pounding. Like I'm gonna get one rep in and I'm a fucking throw up and pass out and be like, holy shit.

You know what I mean? I had anxiety last night in the middle of the night. I'm going to get one rep in and I'm a fucking throw up and pass out and be like, holy shit. You know what I mean? I had anxiety last night in the middle of the night. I woke up and then it was like, I'm not going to fucking be able to walk Disneyland at some point. I'm going to be fucking like, this is too much. This is too fucking much. Walking around Disneyland, you were worried about.

It's five fucking. It's definitely well over the 10,000 steps that you've been preaching. It's not gonna be like- Walking around Disneyland all day long is way more than 10,000 steps. It's gonna be like 20 to 30,000 steps, 40,000 steps. I'm just surprised that you,

I mean, the fact that you woke up anxious about whether or not you were gonna be capable of walking Disneyland is surprising to me. It was surprising to me, Zach. Zach, it was surprising because I'm trying to- Why didn't you invite, more importantly than this boring ass conversation, why didn't you invite me to Disneyland?

Because we figured you didn't wanna go. That's bullshit. I have a totally free day. I could have gone. Do you wanna go to Disneyland? No, figured you didn't want to go. That's bullshit. I have a totally free day. I could have gone. Do you want to go to Disneyland? No, now my feelings are hurt. No, let's see. That's the bullshit.

And there's the bullshit, audience. There's the bullshit. We got an audience. We got a call. You want to dangle? You just dangled. I want to go to Disneyland. I offered it.

And then you're like, no, my feelings are hurt. Kiss my ass. If you really wanted to go. I'm pouting. I'm pouting. You could pout all you want. Audience, just so you know, it's Wilder, Donald's daughter's birthday and we got a text, you know, Dan and Joel are gonna text,

hey, can we record early because we're going to Disneyland. And I thought, my first thought was like, wow, there was no invite. I just thought that you would not want to hang out with my wife and a bunch of kids. How many kids are gone? Like three. I would have loved that.

You're full of shit. I love you, bro. I love you, bro, but you're so full of shit. Here's my problem with Disneyland. Here's my problem with Disneyland. I don't really go on the rides. I don't really go on the rides. I don't really go on the rides. Not anymore.

You're different. You go on it with a child. It's amazing. You experience it with your little girl. That's incredible. I hope so. Of course that's incredible. I, not having a child and also like the handful of roller coasters and stuff that they have

make me nauseous anyway. Space Mountain, like I've done it. It's cool. Like I feel like I don't need to do it again. Whereas you're like, oh my God, how many times can we go on Space Mountain? No, I don't want to do that. No, that's, no, my equilibrium is shifted also, bro.

Really? You get nauseous on Space Mountain? I don't get, I can do it once. This is what happens, audience. This is what happens when you get old. I can do it once. I can do it once. We can go once and then we gotta get off that shit. I never liked roller coasters.

I never liked roller coasters. Oh, I loved roller coasters. Really? I was scared. Okay, you know the freaking Howard goes, the progression. I was scared of that shit. No, this is what it was. I was too small to get on it.

Then when I finally got on one, I was like fucking freaked out and was like, fuck that shit. I don't like roller coasters. Then I wasn't afraid anymore. And that shit was a lot of fun. Then I got old. And now- Let me ask you something though.

Outside of Disneyland, which are pretty calm roller coasters, did you like the ones that like six flags that are just crazy? Like the ones that like, you know, upside down and standing up and all that stuff? I remember the last time I did that shit. It was Casey and I were fairly new to dating. We were about three years in and my son, Dade, my wife and I, my ex-wife, I should say, was like, you know, take the motherfucker someplace.

And I was like, all right. I'll take him. I was like, all right, I'll take him to freaking Six Flags, because he begged to go, daddy. And I'm like, all right, let's go. And we go. And I've never seen a kid more excited to be on these damn roller coasters in my life. And there was one where fire literally shot out and you could feel the heat like on your face and stuff. Right. And I look over to my son and he's flying through that shit and he goes, I live for this.

And I was like, holy shit. Like you ever, like I knew what it felt like to be the motherfucker in the past. Like, you know, you do some dumb shit when you're young, when you hit the gas and you're in the car and your friend's like, dude, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down. And you're like, and you spin out of some dumb shit

like that. I know what it felt like to be the dude that was like, yo, slow down. Oh God, oh God, oh God. Looking at him and him screaming that shit. Oh man, dude, never. That was the last time I was like, this is the last time I'm getting on roller coasters

like this. And I look over at Casey and she's fucking laughing her ass off, but I could see the tears. She's laughing at the back. I never did that stuff. I hate, when I see those videos of roller coasters, like people, the ones you stand up on and they go, all that crazy shit, I'm sorry, but I have zero interest. I've done the, I've done dumber shit.

I've gone to fucking Six Flags Magic Mountain and did the Dive Devil. Do you know what that shit is? What's the Dive Devil? Oh my gosh. Exactly, what is the Dive Devil? Exactly. All right.

They put you in a, it's not even metal. It's not even caged. They put you in a fucking harness and it's like a blanket and you lie down next to somebody, right? Someone you know or a stranger. Hopefully it's somebody you know, and they write and write. Hi, I'm Zach. Right.

That'd be awesome. That'd be such a good. Imagine now doing that. That'd be such a great day. Right. So you get in it and they pull you back up like seven stories. And now you're facing down, strapped in a plastic harness, looking down at fucking Six Flags Magic Mountain. And they say, three, two, and always their assholes and pull it before one.

And you go. Like a fucking like you're flying like Superman. And you go flying up like a literally like a slingshot, but you're literally now you're at you're at the peak of it you're high above Six Flags Magic Mountain looking down at this motherfucker like Like at everybody and there's people looking at you like I can't believe that this idiot was stupid enough To get on this ride And then you come flying back

And then it does it again, woo! Yeah, I'm good, I'm good for that. Listen, I just- I had it on video. VHS, I don't know where it went. I just get, listen, I jumped out of an airplane, I wanted to have that bucket list thing. I found that was really cool, but I'm like, I did it. But even that didn't make me way less nauseous

than a roller coaster. You jumped out of an airplane. I did. I was like, my brother was super into jumping out of an airplane. He like got certified so he can do it alone. I mean, he went so many times he was really into it was like his hobby. And I just thought like, okay, I'm gonna, I went with him and I thought like, I'm gonna have this bucket list item. And you know, obviously you obviously you jump with a guide pro,

whatever you call it, tandem. And it was awesome. But when I landed, I was like, OK, I think I'm good for that. I did that. But I don't know. It really comes down to nausea. When I go on those crazy roller coasters, I just get nauseous.

And I've always used to go to those parks and be like, I want to be fun. I don't want to be the guy who's left out. And I've always used to go to those parks and be like, I wanna be fun. I don't wanna be the guy who's left out. And so I would go on a couple and then I would just spend the whole day nauseous. I suppose I could take like a Dramamine or something just to be a part of the fun, but I think I'm good. Yeah, you know, at this point, I'm really excited for,

like, you wanna hear something crazy? I got nauseous on fucking small world. Small world. How? What? Toy story. I got nauseous. Oh, no. Well, it's because all those those screens. The spinning, the OK, OK. All of that shit. And I was like, oh, I was I was on that with you.

You were sitting next to my brother, I think, last time I went. We tried to beat everybody. That was such a great time. I went and Googled, I went and Googled like, where are the best places to get the points on Toy Story? Motherfucker, I went and bought a Wii

and tried to learn it on the Wii at home. Yeah, here's a pro tip for you going to Disneyland and world. If you go on Toy Story, like you can Google, like where are the secret points so I can win this motherfucker. And there's all these little Easter eggs you can hit. Daniel, you probably did that. I mean.

I still didn't win though. I still didn't win even though I thought I was like, it's still, I went and found a lot of secrets, but I still didn't, though. I still didn't win even though I thought I was like, I went and found a lot of secrets, but I still wasn't the winner. Cause probably everyone on the ride Googled the secrets. Yeah, exactly. I just want to be the winner in my group. That's the way to go.

Now, it's Wilder's birthday. What is she most excited to do? I'm sure she's been telling you. Small world. She's just excited to go with her friends. Does she like the scary? Not scary, but will she go on what's the scariest ride? She gets on everything now. I guess Seas Mountain is probably the scariest ride, right?

No. Oh, the drop, the tower at Terra. No, Guardians of the Galaxy. It's no longer Tower of Terra. Right, but what's this thing we're talking about? No, it's completely different. It's a completely different ride. It's the same structure. It's the same thing. Right, but what's this thing you're talking about? It's the same thing. No, it's completely different. It's a completely different ride. Donald, it's the same structure. They added different. It's a different ride system.

It's a completely different ride. They added different skins to it and sound effects. It's the same ride. Guys, it's a completely different ride. The Tower of Terror. How is it different? I will explain it to you. The Tower of Terror was a whole movie, right? And then you just go up and you drop and that's it.

That was it. Guardians is there's several different versions, but several different songs and they keep adding more. And each song is triggers different types of drops. And so you don't just drop once, you drop four, five four five six sometimes seven times Yo guardians of the galaxy California adventure y'all did that thing, right? That is the best ride in the park. That's one of the best rides period. Mr. Faizon

I feel like that's one ride that I'll get on over and over again. And when the queasy starts, I'll be like, alright, that's enough That's enough. That's enough Listen, I just want to pretend I'm a lawyer in court. Mr. Faison, are you willing to admit that the structure of the ride has not changed at all? No, I didn't say that. I didn't say that the building is different. You said they totally changed it.

It's a completely different ride. They just added music and reprogrammed the ride. It's a completely different ride. It's the same ride system. It's a completely different ride. It's the same ride system. It's a completely different ride system. Also they put, it's a 4K movie, whereas the other one was some, was like 1080p. 1080p, oh my God.

Okay, so that's different also. You're ridiculous. These are upgrades. Now there's pictures of Groot. All right, listen. It's not pictures though. It's like a digital, it's like you get a whole movie All right, and so you say we stayed late to see the fireworks

So here's the thing go ahead The kids have school. Oh No fireworks for those kids true so Screw school. Let him stay. Yeah You know what? Oh well, I agree with you I totally agree with your kids and their friends got out of school for this special adventure today. We're cutting class today.

I like that. Wow. You're a good dad. Let's cut class for Disneyland. Those are the best days. You never forget those. Yes, I will never forget that. Cut school for Disneyland with your dad? That's rad.

Best day ever. That rhymes. It did rhyme. Hey, do you wanna hear some new additions to the soundboard? Thanks to Danil and Candy Girl. Oh, my. When you're so sweet. Special treat.

What do you you don't know about the new addition? That's way better than that. Here's one of the new additions to the soundboard. You haven't gone for a while. No! Amazing! No, no! That was awesome!

You have been gone for a while. We've been saying it wrong. I've been saying it. You have been gone a long time. For those of you who don't know what this is, this is Donald's first commercial. You can see it on YouTube. It's a Folgers commercial. It's not my first commercial. Oh, sorry to misspeak. What is. This is Donald's first commercial. You can see it on YouTube. He was, it's a Folgers commercial. It's not my first commercial. Oh, sorry to misspeak. What is it? What was your first commercial?

My first commercial was like TurboGrafx 16. It was- Really? Something like that. That's sick. No, my first commercial, I take that back. My first commercial was oatmeal raisin crisp. Look what they've done to oatmeal. All right, well here's Donald.

How old do you think you are? In this one, I'm like 14. I'm definitely a teenager now. No, you're not a teenager in this one. I'm definitely a teenager. All right, well here he is everybody. You have been gone for a while. Yeah, I'm in like junior high school.

You have been gone for a while. You have been gone for a while. All right, so we have that and we also have this, Bob. Dr. Acula. Hey. He's Dr. Acula. Hey. Dr. Acula.

It's perfect. And those live next to some of your favorites like. Zach and Donald are gay newlyweds in house arrest. That is one of my favorites. Yeah, yeah. He's Dr. Acula! All right, let's get into the TV show scrubs because Donald has to take his beautiful daughter Wilder for her birthday trip to Disneyland. Five, six, seven, eight. He's got stories about a show we made,

about a bunch of docs and nurses, and a janitor who loved me. I said, he's got stories that we all should know. So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our, scrubs we watched show with Zach and Donno. Mm-hmm. Our white coats.

Audience, you know that each week we try and approach these episodes of season nine with fresh eyes. And no judgment, we go in with our windshields clean, ready to judge them, not from previous perceptions, but from a brand new, open point of view. And Donald, what were your thoughts on our white coats? Let me tell you something. Yeah.

Yeah, on a scale of one to 10 oofs, I give this one nine oofs. Joelle, you're not. I was just like, what is this? Oh, my God. What is this show? I don't know what was going on this week. It was all over the map. I didn't understand what lessons we were supposed to take away from almost anything.

Kelso, once again, assaulting students. I think the lesson we were supposed to take away is that this is a hot mess. You feel it in this one for sure. Kelso at one point talks about how he could get a girl's young lady's shirt off because she called him grandpa. Yeah.

He reminded me of my grandpa and he was like, I think I can use that. What? Yeah, I can use that to get her shirt off. Yeah. Oh my God. Cringe. Oh my God, I cringe so hard.

I was like, okay, here we go. I mean, all over the place. I mean, all over the place, a hot steaming mess. Hot mess. Hot mess. That yoga thing, I was like, what is going on here? I mean, it opens with Elliot and Lucy doing yoga. In the quad.

In the quad? I don't know what even the idea was. Like, why are they doing yoga? Because she has no one to hang out with? But what? I don't know what even the idea was. Like, why are they doing yoga? Because she has no one to hang out with? But what, I don't understand. She says that it was good for Elliot's baby, but then she was like, but is it though? Cause it looks like she's about to pop out.

I'm like, you're on your way to being a doctor girl. Like, I feel like this is very basic stuff happening here. Right. And then we learned that Elliot and JD conceived a child in a Christmas tree lot. Is that correct? That's what it sounded like to me. They said it was public, but it didn't seem like it was at a church. So yes. No, no, it was a lot. It was a Christmas tree lot. They said it was a, it was a Christmas tree, but it was still in the lot.

And there were a lot of, there were a lot of people upset about it. Yeah. So in that world world we were having sex in a Christmas tree lot under one of the trees While people were there We know JD and Elliot like to have risky sex. We've seen them Lucy Lucy countered with I once had sex in a pumpkin. No, she got felt up by thing, right? Something like that didn't she get felt up too. Well, I don No, she got felt up, I think, right? Something like that. Didn't she get felt up too? I don't think she had felt up.

I don't think she had. I don't think she copulated, Donald. She merely had her breasts. And then the joke was, don't you just love the holidays? Yeah. And that's the opening of the show. Mm hmm. That's like the here we go. Primetime ABC comedy joke of the show was I fucked in a Christmas tree lot.

I had my breasts touched in a pumpkin patch. Can I just say one thing? You can say anything. It's kind of getting on my nerves. You're not on the show anymore. I know. Right? Why are we continuously referring to JD? What ease out are we doing now? I don't know if I'm gonna give a shit, dude. Like, and every joke, and Turks only do jokes

when they're not doing anything. And I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't on, I don't know if I'm gonna give a shit, dude. And every joke, and Turk's only jokes are about you. I mean it's not you in particular, but about JD. That's it. They did you dirty.

They really did you dirty in this episode. It's like, what the fuck is this? And then I get a monologue finally, and I got a mask on at the end of the motherfucking show. No! I'm teaching a lesson. Didn't even realize that. To this motherfucker with a mask on.

It's like, wait a second, what the fuck? They really weren't servicing you in any meaningful way. You were just kind of like an ex-girl. I'm telling you, I'm John Boyega in episode eight of Star Wars. John Boyega in episode eight, okay. Oh, because I didn't see that one, but that's the one where you feel like he was just kind of

like became like a background. Dude, the dude with one-on-one with Kylo Ren in episode one only to not do jack shit in episode two, whatever the fucking episode seven. I don't, it's confusing now. How do you not know? If you're the only person in the world that would know. It's so confusing now, there's so much Star Wars.

There's so much Star Wars, dude. There's so much lovely Star Wars. There's so much wonderful Star Wars. There's so much wonderful Star Wars. I'm surprised that you don't know the numbers. Joelle, you know the numbers. I don't need to know the numbers. I know the trajectory. I know the fucking- All right, I'm gonna quiz you.

What number is Jedi? That's six. Is he right, Joelle? Yeah. Yeah. Do it again, do it again. I like this game. This is fun. Hold on. Okay.

You'd have to know the other names. What number is Phantom Menace? That's easy. That's one. All right. I don't know the other titles. That's all I know. Wait, you know what?

And here's the crazy shit. All right, what number is the one where? Here's the crazy shit. You said what number is Jedi? Jedi could be two different fucking movies now. Could have gone last Jedi, but I figured he was talking about. You knew what I meant though.

He better have been talking about returning to Jedi. The only one that matters to me is the one with the Ewoks. Echaki, nope, nope. Celebrate the life, yup, nope. Yup, no. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Oh my God. And that was Star Wars Corner. And that was Star Wars Corner. Dun, dun, dun, dun.

You have been gone for a while. Sure. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. We got, we're gonna have some, I know you think we've been lazy with guests everybody, but we're gonna have some season nine guests on. We're gonna have to really restrain ourselves. That's gonna be very difficult. That's gonna be very difficult.

Well, I think we can be honest with them. Yeah, of course we can be honest with them, but it's still very- Eliza Coop is coming on, right, Chewell? Can't wait. Yes. The amazingly talented Eliza Coop's going on. on and listen Eliza I'm gonna have some questions Eliza is someone who is very uncensored much like her character I think she's gonna have fun I'm talking about these as well Eliza went on to do another show with the show runner from

this show mm-hmm of this season then she went on didn't she do the the show runner from this show of this season. And then she went on, didn't she do the show about, what was the show with? The Happy Endings? It was Happy Endings. No, but then there was another show she did about like space travel. With her and Josh Hutchinson where they're running around with blasters and shit.

Yeah, what was the Josh Hutchinson show where they're running around with blasters? Where she had a shaved head. Where she had a shaved head. Where she had a shaved head. Future man. Future man. Future man. Did you ever watch Future Man, Joelle? It did not come up for me, but I've heard really great things.

It's one of those ones I gotta go back and watch. So maybe I'll watch it before Liza comes on the show. By the way, you know what, my weekly, now it's time for Zach's weekly recommended show. Ooh, yes. Here we go. The Jinx is back, y'all. Hey! The Jinx. If you never. The Jinx is back y'all. The Jinx. If you never watched The Jinx on Max, you got to watch The Jinx.

It is so incredible. And I finally, they finally, 2015 is when it aired and they finally now have part two. And first episode was incredible. Yes, Donald, I call on you. What is The Jinx? The Jinx is a docu docuseries about Robert Durst, who was an extraordinarily wealthy man

who was been accused of murdering three different people. And for some reason in 2015, he agreed to be a part of a docuseries about himself, thinking he was just gonna say his side of the story. But the documentarian, Andrew Jurecki, ends up in the documentary proving his guilt on one of the murders. It happens on camera and you cannot believe it because he goes to the urinal,

Robert Durst, not remembering that he has a mic on. And you cannot believe it because he goes to the urinal, Robert Durst, not remembering that he has a mic on. And while he's peeing, he says something, I'm paraphrasing, like, they finally got you. Now they know you killed them all. Yeah, bro. He confesses on tape, bro. On tape. It's amazing.

I know that audio person was just like, is this really happening? Yeah. Audio person. He comes out of that bathroom and everybody is fucking. I don't think they know as the story goes, everybody is. They didn't hear it. Listen here. I'm telling you. No, they didn't hear it live. I think the editor.

I don't know. This is the truth. You can Google it. But I think they were like going through the footage, however many weeks later, and the editor fucking found it. What? I'm getting goosebumps thinking about it. It's so nuts. Oh my gosh, that would have been the best. And in season two, episode one, oh my God,

this is so crazy, I'm getting goosebumps. They show you all the families of the murder victims and all the people involved, like the lawyers, everything, these guys escaped them, escaped them, and they show you them watching that moment when it aired on HBO in 2015. And I swear I got tears in my eyes watching all these families like, you know,

so shocked to hear it and see it. What, Joelle, what's that? Sorry, I was reading up to do a quick fact check. They discovered this confession two years after originally filming the documentary. Really? Years as they I guess I don't know if it took. I know documentaries take a long time to work on, usually funding and stuff. So I'm not sure if that was the process or what.

But this is according to The Hollywood Reporter. They uncovered just audio confession in their editing process and handed over to the investigation after they discovered it. Yeah, then they went to the FBI. So he was out on the street living his life in those two years. Yeah. And I gotta tell you, if you like true crime stuff,

I don't think there's ever been a better one because- He might've been the dumbest motherfucker on the planet, man. Well, he is because he's- At that point, if you even say to yourself oh they finally got you now they know you killed them all now even if at any moment while making this documentary either that or he is a freaking narcissist an associate path and obviously I think it's safe to say he's a sociopath, yeah. Right. But if you say that shit to yourself and you don't say it's time to run.

No, he did try and run. Oh, he did? Yeah, you gotta watch it, it's incredible. But what's crazy is, yeah, he just went to the bathroom. So no one, I imagine, no one would think to look at that footage, the camera was just, or the audio, whichever whichever was just still rolling. And I guess two years into editing,

some editor was like, oh my God. They probably skipped over because he was taking a wild shit or something, like, I don't want to do this. No. This is crazy. Donald, I wish you watched things. This is so good. Yeah, watch that.

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to stay grounded amidst it all. Listen to Woke Up Daily Season Five on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We watch your Wizards and I know. Everybody! Wait, before we get back into scrubs, can I just ask one question? Yeah, right after this.

Y'all don't feel like, y'all don't feel like... Yeah? Y'all don't feel like watching these little true crime shows and stuff like that is just like, my wife watches that stuff. And sometimes I'm like, babe, are you just using this so that when you do kill my ass, you know how to hide? Like, is that what everybody is doing?

Is that what the world is doing? Like if I do commit a crime, here's where the mistakes lie. So a lot of people listen to this. Don't do this, don't do this, don't do this. A lot of people listen to true crime for a lot of different reasons. I find a lot of women are terrified of being murdered or attacked.

And so they obsess over true crime as a way to be like, I will not be caught. This is how so-and-so got out. This is what you do when you're like nervous, scared like the girls over at my favorite murder. They're always like, fuck being polite is their catchphrase. They're like, if you feel unsafe, let people know. Be loud about it. Get out.

Doesn't matter. Don't die. I do think I mean, we've certainly heard of true crime authors who've later gone on to murder their spouses using the research they collected from their books. Oh yeah. That's what I'm talking about. So there's certainly a sect of people who are like taking notes and not that poison, they'll discover you.

But I think for the most part, people are just very fascinated by what human beings are capable of. I'm so fascinated by this Robert Dyrs thing. I wish there was an episode every day. I just can't take my eyes off of it. It's fascinating. Cause he had everything.

He had a zillion dollars. He had like, he could do anything with his life. So what was his, what's it, you don't want to give it away, but what's his motivation? What was his motivation for murdering three people? I'm not gonna go down the wormhole of the story cause it's a lot of story, but it's crazy. That's wild.

Dear Max, you're welcome. I'll tell you one thing about that's so crazy. The way he got caught one of the times he gets caught is that he shoplifted a sub sandwich from a grocery store when he had $80,000 in cash in his trunk. It's always something stupid. It's always something that level is stupid. Like he had 80 grand in cash in his car

and he decided that he would shoplift a sub sandwich. Dudes will be on their fifth murder and then run a stop sign. And they're selling like, what's this in your trunk? It's always the dumbest thing that gets people caught. All right, back to the TV show scrubs. You just kept that in there, huh? Back to the TV show scrubs, Donald,

because you have to get to the new Tower of Terror, which is completely different. There are no similarities. You're just mad because I'm not taking your ass. I was not invited. You know, if I was going to Disneyland, I would invite you. They have roller coaster, the roller coaster in the dark. I would, you know what I would say to you when you invited me?

I'd be like, oh, Zach, I love you. Oh, but Rocco has a basketball game. But I'm not going to Disneyland, bro. Why? Listen, I love Disneyland. I love it with a passion. I love everything about Disneyland. Why would you not go if I invited you?

This is really upsetting me. Because I'm not gonna sit there with you and not do rides. Oh yeah, no, I wouldn't go just me and you. I would go like with your family and while they're on Tower of Terror slash Guardians of the Galaxy, I would like explore and saunter and people watch.

I wouldn't mind exploring and sauntering and people watching Disneyland with you. That would be a lot of fun, actually. Do you get recognized when you're walking around Disneyland? People are like, clueless. You know they do, bro. And you get recognized. I need a, you know what I need?

I need a great disguise that's not gonna fucking like, that I don't need acetone to freaking get off at the end of the night. You know what I need? I need a great disguise that's not gonna fucking like, that I don't need acetone to freaking get off at the end of the night. You know what I mean? Like, I need a great freaking like, disguise for Disneyland, because that is a tough one. That is a very, Scrubs is Disneyland. I think I'm in one of the rides at one of the- What ride are you on? Like, uh, history of the- something like that. In Florida I'm in one of them. Like, straight up. Like, I love- listen, for my better- the better half of my- well, I'm still in the better

half, I'm still going. Yeah. But I love I loved Disneyland in my youth, like for real, for real. And I still have an affection for it, but like I loved it. Like when I say loved, like I would just when we were doing scrubs, when we were doing the show that we're talking about right now. Barely talking about, but yeah. Right.

I went probably five times, six times a year because that was one of the perks of being on a Disney show. If you were on a Disney show, you could go to Disneyland whenever you wanted, or at least that's how NBC would make it. Somebody at NBC was hooking me up. She was like, I got all of these tickets. You do me a couple of favors, I'll get you to Disneyland. And I would go to Disneyland all the time.

I remember one time Casey came back from Japan. She's probably told the story on the show. She literally landed. I'm in the car with my kids and I'm like, I got a surprise babe, guess where we're going? And she was like home to sleep. And she's like, and I'm like, nope, we're going to Disneyland.

And she walked a full, this is how stupid I was when I was a kid. No consideration. Anyway, I used to love that place. Now it's not the same. So what will today's disguise be? Will you wear a baseball hat? A hat and some glasses.

A baseball hat, and you'll wear some sunglasses and a baseball hat? Yeah. Now if anyone goes, clueless, will you give a peace sign? What will be your process? Of course, I'll always give a thought. I'll always acknowledge. I'll always acknowledge those who acknowledge me.

Will there be like, what if someone says, hey, can you tell me about all the different plans that T-Mobile offers? I will have a couple, I do have an answer for that. And that is go to the website. It's very simple. You can do it on your smartphone. All right, so all these kids in the show

are competing to see who can be the speaker at the white coat ceremony, which is where they're gonna get their official white coats. I'm assuming this is a real thing. And they've all become really cutthroat also. There's a term they use called a gunner, which means that they're gunning for each other. Yeah.

This is a promising storyline for the show. So immediately I was like, we haven't seen anything like this in Scrubs. We've never seen JD, Turk, Elliot. Or have we? Am I forgetting? Have we watched so many episodes of Scrubs that? With them being competitive with each other? Where the whole show is about them being competitive with each other? Where the whole show was about them being competitive with each other? I don't remember.

But I do know that these guys have gotten really comfortable. I know the Kung Fu Fighting one was. But that was just the surgeons. The cult. Between the two of us. There is no doubt. We're a soldier and a duck of a little. If you have a duck, I will study her.

I'll remove tumors from your brain to your rectum. Between the two of us there is no. I remember that. Yeah, I was talking to Brian about a West Side Story T-Mobile commercial and I was like. We did that though. Yeah, but I was thinking a different song. Wi-Fi, Wi-Fi, ah dee da da, Wi-Fi.

That's good. And every time I connect it so quick, it's Wi-Fi 5G. Wi-Fi, Wi-Fi, T-Mobile has Wi-Fi. T-Mobile has it. We could totally do it. It's already, I'm already fucking hooked. You and I go to some guy's apartment in New York, a friend and he doesn't have T-Mobile home internet

and we end up on the fire escape going, Wi-Fi, Wi-Fi, Wi-Fi. That's all I got so far. Kelso wants to have sex with a freaking student. Yeah, that was really weird. Kelso wants to interview a student and get her top off because she said he reminded her of his grandpa. That was really awkward.

Of her grandpa, yeah. Cox has this thing, it's like, why do you want to be a doctor? He wants all the students to answer. He's gonna have a little interview with them, why they want to be a doctor. And Lucy just cannot come up with a satisfactory answer for Cox. Everything she says, he's like, nope, nope, nope. So of course we know in the Scrubs script style, one of the main storylines is going to be Lucy's

search for discovering why she wants to be a doctor. There's a lot of competition between Drew and Cole over who's going to be the keynote speaker. They're, they're boring. I thought Dave Franco was very funny. Yeah. And completely delusional as Cole. Yeah.

This is what I'm talking about. That isn't just competition at all. So weird. He's such a, he's such a cartoonish idiot. This is where the story didn't connect for me. So in the beginning of the show, Drew wants to be the keynote speaker. You know what I mean?

In the beginning of the show. But then all of a sudden he has a change of heart and doesn't wanna be the keynote speaker anymore. It would have been better if it was reversed. I don't wanna be the fucking keynote speaker. Get the fuck outta here. I'm not here for that shit. I'm here to save lives.

I'm here to do this. I'm not here to freaking, and Cox is like, I like this kid. Now that's what I'm talking about. That's what it means, you know what I mean? Yeah, that would have made sense. Because as the script goes now, it just changes out of nowhere.

But there's no there's no event. There's no thing that happens. Or somebody says, oh, wow, you're a you're a gunner, dude. Cole says, you're a gunner. And he's like, I am fuck. And then he reminisces about when he was younger and how and how much he was a gunner. Yeah. And so he's like, I'm out. They were trying to say is not 100 percent so he's like, I'm out. I think that's what they were trying to say, is not 100%. It's better the other way around. He wanted it and then Cole called him out

for being a gunner for trying to stab him. But then he doesn't want it again because he wanted it back in the day and he just sees himself all over again. It's better if he never wanted that shit. Fuck that shit, I don't want that shit. Hell no. I know what happened in his mind.

I know what happened last time. Last time I wanted that shit, what happened? I fucking went out of my mind and I fucking took all my friends down That shit was some bullshit. I don't want this shit. That's the better story Starting that way. Let's take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words I'm preaching to somebody today who is waiting for God to give you your next step, and you don't know what it is yet. You need God to show you your next step, because, God, I can't stay where I am like I am where it is.

This isn't going to work. I have to move on, but I don't know where. A lot of times you'll use it as an excuse. I don't know how. I don't know where. I don't know what. God, if you show me. God, if you tell me. God, no, no, no, no an excuse. I don't know how. I don't know where. I don't know what. God, if you show me. God, if you tell me.

God, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know enough right now, and if you needed to know more, he would show you. Hey, this is Steven Furtick. I want to invite you to listen to my podcast, Elevation with Steven Furtick. I am here to help you for the battles you face in life, for the times when you feel discouraged, for the times you need guidance from God. I used to have so many men. How this beguiling woman in her 50s, She looked like a million bucks.

with zero qualifications, She had a Harvard plaque. tricks her way past a wall of lawyers and agents. She's got all of these Maseratis and Bentley's all in the driveway. Is it like a mansion? Yes, it's a mansion that this queen of the con uses to scam some of the biggest names in professional sports out of untold fortunes. About six million.

Approximately 11 million dollars. Nearly 10 million dollars was all gone. Employing whatever means necessary to bleed her victims dry. She would probably have sex with one of her clients. Hide your money in your old Richmond because she is on the prowl. Listen to Queen of the Con, Season Five, The Athlete Whisperer on the iHeart radio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Danielle Moody here, host of the Woke F Daily podcast. We've been with iHeart's outspoken network for a year and what a year it has been. Every weekday, I navigate our rapidly changing world alongside our series of fabulous expert guests. As we head deeper into 2024 and yet another life-changing election cycle,

Woke AF Daily is here to keep you sane and woke. Woke, not just to the latest headlines, but also to the collective power we all have. Woke to the need to build community with those around us. Woke to how to avoid burnout and woke to the ways we can all find joy in the madness. Make Woke AF Daily with Danielle Moody your podcast destination for 2024 election news and analysis. And tune in to hear the ways I am working to stay grounded amidst it all. Listen to Woke F Daily Season 5 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. There's a kid who's obsessed with Lost and there's going to be the Lost finale is coming up.

He's got Lost stickers all over his laptop. And then who does it? Oh, is it Cole? It's Cole. Cole says that they're never going to release, right before a test, he makes up a lie saying they're never going to release the season finale of Lost and explain everything and the kid is so distraught that we assume he's gonna fuck up his test.

What's Lost? The show? The very famous TV show? I'm just kidding. I was like, what's happening? If I were a kid and I turned on the television, I'd be like, what the fuck is Lost? Well Lost, I really always don't, I find it very strange. Did you ever watch Lost?

I didn't make it through. I watched a lot of it. The beginning was incredible. Yeah, I heard the first couple seasons were great. Did you all finish? No, I just started rewatching. I just started watching it for the first time, though, like last year. So I'm in the middle of the season, like three or four, I think, right now.

Are you actively watching it? Yeah, I had to pause because watching old TV shows is great. Obviously, here we are. But 22 episodes of an hour long TV series where the writers were begging for less episodes each season, they're like, this is too many episodes. We don't have that much story. And they were like, it's a cash cow. Produce more. I know.

In the beginning, I really it was really incredible. It kept you on the edge of your seat. It was so and then and then I eventually gave up and I think people I know have said that the ending was not very Satisfying and after all of that, that's what I hear they went to end two seasons earlier I don't like it when when TV shows reference other TV shows. Oh mmm interesting Well, we you know what, and we stayed away from that originally for a while. If we did reference something, it was classic. You know, we would reference

Fonzie, we reference Happy Days. Let me rephrase. I think what I meant to say was current shows. I think it's one thing to reference like an old school 80s show. But I don't know, I always find it like, I don't know, weird when we're referencing other shows that are on the air at the same time. People are gonna start referencing us eventually, if they haven't already, scrubs will be in that, you know, what is it called, the zeitgeist?

Is that the right word for it? Yes, sure. I think that's already happened, I think there's been scrubs references. For sure there's been scrubs references. Look at Family Guy, You're black scrubs and I'm white scrubs. Yeah, but isn't that because he didn't like scrubs?

I think it's both. I think he didn't like scrubs and it was probably funny. I want to meet, no, you're not white scrubs. You're just scrubs. Yeah. I want to meet scrubs. That would be good for the soundboard. I want to meet scrubs. I want to meet black scrubs. Daniel, can you get me that for the soundboard? I want to meet scrubs. I want to meet the scrubs. I want to meet black scrubs. I got you.

Daniel, can you get me that for the soundboard? Yes, I can. I want to meet scrubs and I want to meet black scrubs. That's one of my favorite, I'm going to tell you, that's one of my favorite jokes of us, dude. Really? Yeah, that's a great one. That's probably one of the best ones.

That you're black scrubs. I want to meet scrubs and I want to meet black scrubs is the funniest fucking is the funniest thing. We met Seth MacFarlane a few times and he's always been so nice to us in person, but it does seem from spoofing us that he was not a fan of scrubs. It's kind of lighthearted. Maybe he was just roasting us. All right, so Donald, Turk has a Haitian patient and he's very excited that he has a French accent. I mean, Turk's never met a Haitian person before.

Well, it was 12 years ago when he last was in the hospital. I know, but there's plenty of Haitian people. Does that track? It was bizarre. That doesn't track. That doesn't track. This is season nine, but it was 12 years ago when I did the stitching on him. That doesn't track.

No, it doesn't. No, but also more importantly, have you never met a Haitian man before? Why is Turk so excited or any black person who speaks French? That was just you were so stoked. It's a weird joke. I didn't understand this at all. He goes brother speaks French. That's a romance language, y'all.

I felt you trying to sell it. You were like, I'm gonna make these lines work, but it was just, I didn't understand. Look, it's not your fault, Donald. Drew realizes. I'm here now, still. I'm still standing. Drew realizes that for some reason, Drew knows about a berry from Haiti.

That's the reason that the patient has some sort of complication. And that makes him really popular in the older doctors ranking, because he finds out about this Barry from Haiti. Lucy tells- Nobody cares, Sean. Exactly. Lucy tells Cox- Oh my gosh. Lucy tells Cox that she wants to be a doctor,

why she wants to be a doctor in front of a dead patient and their family, that's an awkward moment for her. JD, over the phone, as you mentioned, told Turk to say, what is it? Something doesn't want a rash? Yeah, way to figure out the rash situation. It wasn't too rash. I don't know what the fuck it was. At this point, I'm like,

at this point, I'm writing notes like, all right, here's what's wrong with this. Here's what's wrong with this. Here's what's wrong with this. Here's what's wrong. You know what I mean? I'm writing notes like, what should I have for lunch? Okay. So check it out. So look, this, these are, I have one thing that I didn't understand and it kind of got all my nerves Why the fuck did dr. Cox? Called Lucy Lucy Bennett by her full name And

Not have a nickname or some other thing for her Why did he you he knew her name and then after he said that why didn't she go? Holy use, he knew her name, and then after he said that, why didn't she go, holy shit, he knows my name. That bothered the shit out of me. If we're gonna do scrubs. Because he's Mr. Nickname for people, right? Well, yeah, that's number one. Nobody, he never called it, he doesn't call me Turk.

I'm Gandhi, or I'm somebody else, you know what I mean? Or I'm somebody else. You know what I mean? Or I'm something else. Lucy has five, he says he's gonna give her five strikes until she comes up with a real reason when she wants to be a doctor. We learned that Elliot wanted to be a gymnast but fell off the balance beam and broke her Bajingo bone. I think that was just a way to have Elliot say Bajingo.

She broke her B Jingo bone. Have you ever broke your but Jingo bone, Zach? No, I've fallen on my groin and been in pain. But I don't have a but Jingo bone. I mean, I have the bone, obviously. We all have the bone. Everybody has whatever that bone is, the pelvis pelvis have you ever been kicked in that area um i you've you've hit me in my balls um you've hit me in my balls if you

yeah wasn't that a little game we used to play back when we were in our it was called bangkok bangkok yeah what Yeah. What? Joel, have you never heard this joke? I am not a boy, what? If I were Donald and I would walk by each other and say Bangkok and then tap each other on the balls and to the point where it really hurt.

Men are wild, we did have a game like this in high school. I can't remember what it's called, but we would do the same thing, but you'd like try to slap somebody on the ass as they were going up the stairs. It's not great. Don't do that kids. No, no sexual harassment.

Well, we would be like, what's the capital of Thailand? Oh yeah. That's what I was going to say. That's what, that's how I remember it. Be like, Hey, what's the capital of Thailand? Bangkok? Yeah. And then back when Mitch Kupchak was the GM of the Lakers, you'd be like, yo, who's

the dude, the GM of the Lakers, you'd be like, yo, who's the dude, the GM of the Lakers, Mitch? And they'd be like, I don't know, because nobody knew who the fuck Mitch Kupchak was. And you'd be like, Kupchak, bop! And you'd hit somebody in the nuts. Yeah, there were lots of ways that young men found to hit each other in the balls. Yes.

It's part of, I don't know, it's part of growing up. I don't know if that's still popular. Does your son punch his friends in the balls? No, my son punches me in the balls though. Okay, tradition is strong. There you go, there you go. That's like a threat. All right. That's like a threat.

All right. That's a threat for my son. We want me to punch you in the balls. Oh, God. What about when you morph into Elliot for no reason at all? It was like, what is that about? It's all I was a seg. They were trying to do like a segway. Transition. But we don't do we don't like traditionally morph

in the show, it was out of nowhere. This is season nine. I know, and it's John Pudge, who's a great director. Maybe he was just trying something out of the box, but all of a sudden you morphed into Elliot. It was like that video, what's the, it doesn't matter if you're black or white. Diddly-diddly-diddly-dun, tsk-tk-dun-dun. Diggity-diggity-dun-dun, tsk-tk-dun-dun.

Ow, what's it back? That was when morphing first came out. That was like the first video to show morphing. I ain't bad a young brother. What year was that? No, before that. It was before that. So I looked at the piece. Terminator.

No, black. No, that wasn't morphing. That was different technology. Terminated that motherfucker, black. No, that was in morphing. That was different technology. Terminator, that motherfucker morphed. What are you talking about? No, what Zach is talking about is a face transforming from one face to another. And that was, yeah, that was, that happened for the first time. That didn't happen in Terminator 2?

I definitely remember the black or white video. When the motherfucker stabbed a dude. That's different. I'm talking, that was amazing technology. Terminator 2 was also groundbreaking. But I'm talking about when black or white music video came out, people were like, whoa. If you watch that shit now, it's not as dope as it was.

It totally still looks, it looks impact. No it doesn't. November 1991. I just watched that shit. I swear to God. I just watched it. All right, we have different eyes, sir. I love that song though.

It's catchy. You know what Disneyland's missing? Captain EO. Do you remember Captain EO? I never did. I never did Captain EO. You never got to see Captain EO? Oh, you know what song was in Captain EO? We're taking over.

We have the truth. This is our message we bring to you. Don't point your finger. That's dangerous. This is our planet. You're one of us. You know what song came on? We're sitting out on Major Love. You don't know that one? Come're singing now, oh, made love.

You don't know that one? Come on, let's move on. You gotta go to D2. You don't know that? All right, no, I don't know any Captain EO songs. That's not on my... There's only one song that I know. Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.

We should make that our ringtone. Okay, JD likes to go to the zoo with Turk to see penguins twice a month. He and Turk think that they look like little formal people and that they have British accents. Elliot tells Denise she's got to put on a sexy outfit. There's two makeover moments in this episode, bizarrely. Well, Denise misreads Drew saying put on something nice other than the scrubs that she has on

which are bloody. So Denise spirals and looks for help and she goes to Turk originally and this is where the morph comes from. And Turk's excited that she comes over because he wants to play Hospital games with her and she's like no no no no no That's not why I'm here. I'm here too Because I have an issue with Drew and he's like oh I know how to I know how to fix this and he takes her to Elliot and that's where the morph comes in so now Elliot's Geeked to do a makeover.

I guess Elliot's been through, it's true. We've watched the show. She's been through several makeovers. At first, Denise says no. And so Elliot gets to make over Lucy first. And then toward the end, she gets to make over Denise as well. But this is where they go for, but this is where they go for their advice. This is the advice scene in a makeover situation.

Oh yeah, but there's two makeovers in this episode. Said Denise puts on a hockey jersey because she thinks that's sexy because she's not wearing a bra. Then we learned that Drew had done this embarrassing thing the last time he was going through med school where he, I assume drunk, tackled the kid who was giving the speech and then he yells, you better recognize, which I guess was a thing people said in the 90s.

We all said that shit. Fucking what you want to call it? Aziz Ansari's character said that shit. All kids must recognize. I don't think I was everit, Aziz Ansari's character said that shit. All kids must recognize. I don't think I was ever a, I don't, I was never a person who said, you better recognize. There was a song back in the days, Real Heads on the Rise, written by Helta Skelter, All Heads on the Rise.

You better recognize. They had a Marvin Gaye sample. I feel the sun and make the hole and the beauty of it all. All heads realize, real heads on the rise. You better recognize. Daniel, do you know that song? No, those people catch a lawsuit for that one. I don't know if they got a lawsuit.

I can't find it online. It's one of my favorite songs. Marvin Gaye's People Be Litigious. So there's a fantasy. There's only one fantasy, I think, and it's when Lucy imagines that horses don't like humans after being taught to speak, and she's sobbing because she loves horses.

Is this the worst fantasy that's ever been on Scrubs? Yes! They really don't, these writers really didn't crack the fantasy aspect of Scrubs. If you think about seasons one through eight, how funny those fantasies were. They've sort of given it up, and then they kind of toss one in once an episode. And you can't say, well, we don't have the money for it,

because we did a morph in the fucking episode. Why not use the morph money for an elaborate fantasy? I don't know that morphs were that expensive, but. Or even just bring a horse into the hospital. That's kind of crazy. Like there's a horse in the hospital, that never happens. But for them to just be like, it's in a newspaper. I was like, what has happened to this show?

Right. Why couldn't she be at a ranch? You know what I mean? And the horse talks. Because they spent all that money on making a newspaper. No, on making a newspaper that says horses don't like humans. So Elliott gives Denise, she's trying to give her a makeover. Cox locks Cole in a closet and the security guard is is there to to make sure Cole

doesn't come out of the closet. Ever again, it seems like because they both fall asleep. There was not a point where the security guard was like, dude, you know what, you want to just go home? Let's... And you see how Dave Franco chose his character fell asleep with his... Why would you sleep like that? Nobody would.

With his... Head against the door? Like, he's the door stopper. That didn't make sense. Drew scrubs in, I don't know if med students are allowed to scrub in and go in the OR, but I'm, what do I know? And that's where Donald gives him a lesson about,

you know, you can redeem yourself. Not Donald, Turk does, Turk does. Yeah. We sometimes make that error. Yeah, we do. You're right. You did say something that was kind of funny. You said, why do white people ruin everything?

I only got to say fo' shizzle for a week. That's sort of funny. I didn't laugh. I know, but I smiled. It was like the only moment I kind of smiled. I didn't laugh. I know, but I smiled. It was like the only moment I kind of smiled. I didn't laugh at that. Okay, so then Lucy takes off her glasses and shakes her hair out. There's a bizarrely sexy jazz saxophone cue, you know, where she reveals herself.

Again, there's two commercial breaks in this episode. I guess that they were trying to milk it for all the money they get, because there didn't used to be two different commercial breaks. Speaking of… Oh, yeah. Speaking of, we have to take a commercial break, you guys, because that's how this whole thing works. Here we go. I'm preaching to somebody today who is waiting for God to give you your next step, and you don't know what it is yet. You need God to give you your next step. You don't know what it is yet. You need God to show you your next step. God, I can't stay where I am like I am where it is.

This isn't going to work. I have to move on, but I don't know where. A lot of times you'll use it as an excuse. I don't know how. I don't know where. I don't know what. God, if you show me. God, if you tell me. God, say, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you know enough right now, and if you needed to know more, he would show you. Hey, this is Steven Furtick. I want to invite you to listen to my podcast, Elevation with Steven Furtick. I am here to help you for the battles that you face in life, for the times when you feel discouraged, for the times that you need guidance from God.

I want to give you the truth of what he says about you to help you rise to your full potential. Listen to Elevation with Stephen Furtick every Sunday and Friday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, hi, I'm Rachel Zoe and I'm back for another season of my podcast, Climbing in Heels. You might know me from the Rachel Zoe project or perhaps from my work as a celebrity stylist. And guess what? I'm still just as fully obsessed with all things fashion, beauty, and business.

My podcast, Climbing in Heels, is all about celebrating the stories of extraordinary women. And this season, we're taking things up a notch. I'll be talking to some incredible women across so many industries, from models and beauty industry stars to doctors, entrepreneurs, and TV personalities. Climbing in Heels is here to bring you a weekly dose of glamour, inspiration, and fun. Every week, listeners will be able to ask me any questions. I'm answering it all. My life is absolutely crazy with so much going on, and I'm so beyond excited to bring you

along for the ride. Whether we're talking red carpet looks, current trends, or products I'm obsessed with, I'm here to be your fashion fairy godmother. Listen to Climbing in Heels every Friday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, she looked like a million bucks with zero qualifications. She had a Harvard plaque. Tricks her way past a wall of lawyers and agents. She's got all of these Maseratis and Bentleys all in the driveway. Is it like a mansion? Yes, it's a mansion that this queen of the con uses to scam some of the biggest names in professional sports out of untold fortunes. About six million.

Approximately 11 million dollars. Nearly 10 million dollars was all gone. Employing whatever means necessary to bleed her victims dry. She would probably have sex with one of her clients. Hide your money in your old rich man because she is on the prowl. Listen to Queen of the Con, Season 5, The Athlete Whisperer on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What show is that, Endano? Endo! What you trying to get into?

What day of show? Disneyland! What you trying to do? Let's go to Disneyland! Okay. Lucy finally says she wants to be a doctor for a million reasons, which now satisfies Cox. That's really the answer that made Cox go,

you finally got it. That's what she said. So effing agitated at this. What is the point? Why did you lead us through an episode of her searching for her reason, to have her reason be, I wanna be a doctor for a million reasons. All the reasons, more I don't even know yet.

What? Why are we here? And then Denise shows up in her makeover, makeover part two, when Drew is giving his speech. Wait, hold up, Wiley, come here. Let him say happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Hi, happy birthday, Wilder. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, Wilder. Wilder, what? Happy, happy, happyer. Wilder, what did you sing this song for? Wait, Wilder, wait, Wilder, wait, let me ask her a question. He wants to ask you a question. Wilder, what ride at Disneyland are you most excited about going on today? Guardians of the Galaxy and the Incredicoaster. The Incredicoaster. And you're not scared to go on those rides? What about Space Mountain?

I like that. You like that a lot. Okay. And what about some of the other rides? Do you like It's a Small World? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

And are you going to beat your dad in the Toy Story game? Mm hmm. A gazillion points. Okay, good. Confidence. All right, happy birthday, Wilder. Have so much fun. Thank you. Bye, Wilder.

Bye. Y'all gonna wrap this up so we can go Disneyland? Yeah. Yeah, we're wrapping it up. It's my fault I'm the one that's blabbing and stuff. She said she's gonna beat you by a gazillion points on Toy Story. She's my fault. I'm the one that's blabbing and stuff. She said she's going to beat you by a gazillion points on Toy Story. She's on crack. Will you let your daughter win?

My kid's on crack. Will you let your daughter win on the Toy Story ride or are you going to just be like, hell no? Just kidding me. It's like with Carla when you're arm wrestling her. There's no way. OK. There's no way in hell. She's going to try and then she's gonna cry.

I'm telling you right before you get on, just Google where the secret points are. I think I just might. That's what I did. Audience, I recommend it. And your friends will be like, how did you get a billion? Ha ha ha!

You have been away a long time. You have been gone for a while. That's not bad. You have been gone for a while. That's not bad. You have been gone for a while. You have been gone for a while. That's just the a while that went wrong. That's where it went wrong. That's where the break for it.

You have been gone for a while. You have been gone for a while. No, how would you say it? You're like, you have been gone for a while. You've been gone for a while. You've been gone for a while. Yeah. You have been gone for a while. No, how would you say it? You're like, you have been gone for a while. You've been gone for a while. You've been gone for a while. Yeah, you have been gone. You have been gone for a while.

You have been, I'm trying to do my audition for you. You have been gone for a while. I wanna see what if I get it, let me see what my read would be. You have been gone for a while. Well, let me give you the line before it, you ready? Let me give you the line before it, here we go. Ready, here we go. Yeah.

You making coffee now? You have been gone for a while. You have been gone for a while. Yo, it's the same shit. No, it's not. It's not, it's not though. All right, that's it everybody. We love you.

We got to get Donald and his daughter to Disneyland. Thank you so much for spending your time with us. Thank you for listening. And we appreciate you and happy birthday to Wilder Faison. Happy birthday. And come on out. I can say it because she came from the balls. Happy birthday, baby.

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wherever you get your podcasts. The Elevation with Stephen Furtick podcast was created with you in mind. This is a podcast for those feeling discouraged or needing guidance from God. Together in this podcast, we'll dive deep into scripture, uncover the powerful truths that will help you rise above your limitations and embrace your full potential. We're here to equip you with the tools you need to conquer life's challenges. Listen to Elevation with Stephen Furtick

every Sunday and Friday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I used to have so many men. How this beguiling woman in her 50s. She looked like a million bucks. Scams a bunch of famous athletes out of untold fortunes. Nearly 10 million dollars was all gone. It's just unbelievable.

Hide your money in your old Richmond because she is on the prowl. Listen to Queen of the Con, season five, The Athlete Whisperer, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.