Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 911: Our Dear Leaders
Episode Date: May 28, 2024In this week's episode, Drew quits being the study group's leader, causing a complete breakdown in the group's dynamics, and a hotshot surgeon makes Turk question his adequacy. In the real world, Zach... watched Fallout, but Donald has yet to see the Wicked trailer. Plus, we're all sports people now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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He's got his fit on, he's got his Disney hoodie on.
Can't do the show without the Disney hoodie.
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E.
Yeah, everybody knows that call.
That's the call, bro.
You hear that call, you know what the deal is.
Straight up.
Did you watch that little teaser they put out behind the scenes of the making of Wicked.
You know that I already posted it on my...
Oh, Wicked.
I thought you were talking about the one they just released for you in Star Wars.
I did see the Wicked teaser though too.
Wait, there's a behind the scenes thing they just released to Zack for Star Wars?
Yeah, I sent it to you.
I DM'd it to you.
It was just a little moment talking about Frack and how I'd moved the jaw on the character.
Puppeting and stuff.
You know, it's really happening for you, Zach.
I'm so happy for you, bro. It's really happening.
I'm so happy, bro.
Well, I don't think anything's happening
because I don't know if they're making any more Obi-Wan.
I don't know if Freck's coming back.
So, nothing happened. You'll be happy to know.
But, audience...
Something happened. Something happened.
They released this little feature...
Did they invite you to a celebration this year, and you were like, I can't go? Because Star Wars is so... But, audience. Something happened. Something happened. They released this little feature.
Did they invite you to a celebration this year and you were like, I can't go?
Because Star Wars is so-
No, the only thing that happened that you'd like is that I signed Tops cards.
I did that too.
I did that too. That's pretty cool.
Yeah, I signed Tops cards.
Do you have yours?
No, I don't even know if I have one. I just signed a bunch.
They didn't make you sign like a one of a kind?
No, I signed a lot. Or two of a kind? I signed like, I don't know how many I signed, but I signed a lot. They didn't make you sign like a one of a kind? No, I signed a lot.
Or two of a kind?
I signed like, I don't know how many I signed,
but I signed a lot of them.
Yeah.
So if you get-
I'm surprised they didn't ask you to go to
celebration and stuff like that.
No, Freck isn't like a huge character.
He didn't fulfill the prophecy that I had planned for Freck.
I don't think Obi-Wan's coming back, right, Joelle? We have not heard anything about- I don't think Obi-Wan's coming back, right, Joelle?
We have not heard anything about Obi-Wan.
I don't think so.
So I don't even know if they did come back, if Freck would be invited back.
I thought there should be a Freck show.
That would be insane.
You know what I'm loving?
There could still be a Freck show.
You know what I'm loving?
That's such a Joelle slash Danel slash Donald show, even though Donald doesn't watch things.
For all of us. Fallout. Oh, even though Donald doesn't watch things.
For all of us.
Fallout.
Loved Fallout.
It is an all of us show.
Wait, Donald, you had zero reaction.
Have you not seen Fallout?
No, he doesn't watch things, but he would love it.
I never played the video game either, believe it or not.
You can still watch it.
You don't need to play it.
It's not necessary.
It's just good TV.
I watched it and I was like, don't.
I just want them to make GTA or Red Dead Redemption
I want those movies. They already said Red Dead was never gonna be a movie
They were like you would love the show. You would love this show. It's like sci-fi. It's funny
It's a based on a video game, but it's really well done
You would love it. I wish I could force you like in clockwork orange to watch something with your eyes
I wish I could force you like in Clockwork Orange to watch something with your eyes open.
You know what?
Somebody said that to me about Avatar.
It's like the cartoon.
You're going to love it.
And I watched that shit and I was not happy.
They were wrong.
That's not fair though.
We are all people of really good taste.
I don't know who told you that.
I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings,
but people in here have great taste.
Fallout is so good.
Fallout's great.
And oh my God, what's his name?
Walter Goggins.
Walter Goggins, yeah.
He's such a good actor, my gosh.
Is he the one that looks like Red Skull?
Yes.
And she's wonderful too.
Her name's Ella Purnell, right?
Yes.
She's very talented.
She's the one that rolls with the robot.
She's the one that rolls with the robot.
A little bit, not the whole time.
Yeah, the robots in the video game.
She rolls with the robot, though, right?
It's so good. I can't tell.
I thought I wonder one.
It's a continuation within the universe.
Wait, so in the game, I don't understand.
You can play as any of those lead characters.
Those characters are based in the Fallout universe,
but they're not any of the characters you play in any of the games.
You can play within the factions they represent.
Oh, I gotta play this game.
Is Fallout open world?
Yes, Fallout is an open world game.
Really?
I gotta tell you, this is the first time I've ever seen something
that's based on a video game that makes me want to play the video game.
The video game Renaissance is happening!
Oh my gosh, that's very exciting, Zach.
That's how good the show is.
I would recommend Fallout 4.
It's the newest one.
It looks great.
Do you ever Twitch stream it?
Can I watch you Twitch it?
I don't Twitch stream anymore.
But- Oh, why?
Why did you stop?
I'm off that shit.
I don't want to do it anymore.
Yeah.
He ran into somebody online and it was like,
yo man, I'm gonna fucking take down your,
and he couldn't, I don't know. What happened, Daniel? What happened? Nah, just, you know, I'm gonna fucking take down your, your, and he couldn't, I don't know what happened.
No, I just, you know, I'm moving on to doing other things with my time. I want to play three
times a week. So I'm doing that. But I did play Fallout on stream. And it's a great game. Fallout
four is a really, really fun game. I highly recommend it. All right. Great writing,
great platform. It's on it's on Xbox, right? On whatever you want. You can play on PC, PlayStation, Xbox.
But Xbox, didn't they promote this?
Is it like Xbox's TV show?
So it's an Amazon show.
Microsoft bought the studio.
See, I know they own Bethesda.
There you go. Yeah, they bought Bethesda.
So now all the Bethesda games are Microsoft exclusive.
Well, you know, primarily Microsoft exclusive.
Anyway, there's my recommendation of the week, everybody.
Fallout, very good actors, very well made,
very beautifully, beautifully executed.
For something that's a really hard ask to execute,
they've done a really beautiful job.
The other thing I started to mention that I really liked
was they didn't release a wicked trailer,
they released a little sort of,
I don't know what you call it,
a little featurette about the making.
A behind the scenes.
Right, did you watch it?
I sent it to you, Donald.
I opened it up and then immediately turned it off.
Why?
I just can't get his attention this week, everybody.
I tried two times.
Listen, I'm gonna tell you something right now.
It's two minutes long and I just don't understand.
I love Cynthia O'Revo.
Me too.
I think she is a fricking dynamic force.
Yes, me too.
A power that is uncontrollable.
Yes.
And you cannot contain it.
So the best way is to just let it be, let it shine, right?
Yes, go on.
What's the butt gonna be?
I love the show, Wicked.
Because I knew you, I haven't changed for good.
That's not even my favorite song.
That's gonna make me cry every time.
When those two sing that shit at the end,
are you fucking kidding me before they split? Are you kidding me? Yes, go on
What's your butt gonna be these are all good things you don't like Ariana Grande I love Ariana Grande
So why don't you want to watch,
why aren't you excited about Wicked?
I don't want to see anything on it at all.
I just want to go and watch the shit.
Like when I first saw the show,
I haven't even seen the trailer.
Like the trailer trailer.
There's a teaser.
I haven't even looked at the teaser.
I haven't, I immediately, when I saw her in green,
I was like, no, I don't wanna see this shit anymore.
I don't wanna see this shit anymore.
They barely showed anything, but it looked really good.
And I gotta tell you, I contain multitudes
because I went to the Rangers game last night
and I must be the only person who came home
from the Rangers game and quickly watched
the wicked behind the scenes video.
The Rangers game is fun.
I'd never been to a Rangers game.
It was amazing.
Did they put you on the Jumbotron?
No, no one knew I was there.
I was with my friend.
I wasn't like in a celebrity seat or anything.
I saw them putting celebrities on the Jumbotron,
but that wasn't like anyone knew that I was there.
Right on.
They showed Jon Hamm, they showed Will Arnett.
Okay.
They showed us some athletes.
I didn't know who they were, but the crowd sure did.
Oh, they showed Gretzky. Of course, I knew who that was.
Oh.
Gretzky was up in the head.
They got killed, though. It was so fun to watch, though.
I got to...
It was playoffs. You went to the playoffs, man. I went to the playoffs,. It was so fun to watch though. I got it. Playoffs, you went to the playoffs, man.
I went to the playoffs and it was so fun.
I'd never been.
It's so crazy about New York.
Like I can get to MSG on my bicycle in like 11 minutes.
Like my friend asked me to go to a Rangers game.
I'm like, yeah, sure, I'll meet you there.
And I'm like, get on my bike.
I'm there in 11 minutes.
And then we're at the Rangers game.
It's just such a fun part of New York.
How much is happening like just all around you.
Be careful.
In fact, it's nice.
Why do I have to be careful?
Just be careful. Oh, on my bicycle.
That's true, but you're one on a bicycle
and cabs and stuff like that.
New York City drivers are very aggressive.
It's the Wild West.
I gotta tell you, when I used to live here back in the day,
there was at least like the idea
that you could get a ticket on a bike.
And so people like didn't always go any way they wanted
or break every rule, every law.
Obviously the cops have no bandwidth for that anymore.
And this is the fucking wild west
with all the delivery guys.
People get hit and die from bikes now.
Oh, and now the electric bike.
Well, dude, cause the electric bikes are fucking so,
the delivery guys are all electric bikes.
They're so fast.
Jeez.
And then you have the city bikes
and then no one gives a fuck about going the way
with traffic.
Everyone just goes every which way.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
I feel scared for, like if you're in New York.
What was that movie with Laurence Fishburne
and Kevin Bacon where they were delivery guys?
What?
In New York City.
Oh. I don't know this movie.
Oh yeah.
They were, they were.
Oh they were drug runners or some shit.
Yeah, they were bike messengers.
They were messengers or some shit like that, yeah.
Quick, quick silver maybe?
Something like that.
Something like that.
Dan will find it. Joelle will find it. I think Joelle's on it. Kevin Bacon. This can't be this one. Kevin Bacon bike messager. Quick silver, something like that. Something like that. Daniel will find it, Joel will find it.
I think Joel's on it.
Kevin Bacon. This can't be this one.
Kevin Bacon bike.
Quick Silver, you were right.
Yeah, Quick Silver.
Nailed it, I didn't even respond, but I got it.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, that's crazy.
That's what it sounds like,
because that shit seemed like the,
I was like, I'm never riding a bike in the street.
And that was back then.
I'll go to the park and ride around Central Park
in the little path and shit like that.
But fuck that, you get caught in the street on a bike,
there's nothing to protect you.
There is no, there is no a wall, a plex,
whatever the fuck cars are made out of,
that doesn't exist when you're on a bike.
You get hit, you go flying.
Well, some cars aren't made out of metal,
some are made out of-
Fiberglass?
Fiberglass.
Well, anyway, I can tell you as a New York City bike rider,
it is dangerous as fucking hell.
But it is the best way to get around.
It is the quickest way to get around.
But yeah, you went to a Devil's game
and you had a fun time.
I remember that, remember?
Well, I didn't go to the, it wasn't a playoff game.
The Devils won that night too.
Congratulations.
Shout out NHL, man.
Like I don't watch it on television,
but when you go to the games, it's such a great experience.
It's such a-
But fans are so fun.
Pockets.
You know what it is and you can see the puck
when you go watch it live.
On television, you can't really see the puck,
but when you watch it live,
the puck doesn't zip across the screen as fast. So you see what's happening.
And the fans are so fun. Everyone is so into it.
Well, you went at it. You went at a special time though, too. You're going into playoffs.
So everybody's crazy right now, Zach. The Rangers are deep in the playoffs right now.
I know. And I'm telling you, like almost,
it felt like 90% of the crowd had jerseys on
and all just the parents and the kids
and everyone just so into it.
It's so fun.
I mean, when they scored, the place went fucking crazy.
And you know what's crazy?
When the other team scored,
if you're not paying attention,
you wouldn't even know because it just goes silent.
So you didn't even know,
there wasn't even like boo
or like fuck or anything.
It was just like, it was like a library.
And I looked up and I was like, what happened?
Oh, they scored.
It was crazy.
Yeah, that's such a fun experience.
This guy in front of me was yelling the craziest shit.
It was so funny.
Just laughing at this crazy guy.
Were there any fights on the ice?
Not enough.
I was hoping to see like some melee.
I mean, there was a lot of checking and stuff,
but I thought like every hockey game people got into it.
No. No?
Not really.
That was my perception too.
I thought teeth were constantly flying, gloves were coming off.
And these, these reps broke anything up.
Anytime they started to tussle.
Tussle?
Tussle.
Tussle.
Tussle.
Every fight is for a reason.
Either it's strategic or it's because somebody pissed you off.
What I don't understand is how come the refs sometimes like just break it up right away,
or then when I see videos, they let them fight.
I don't get that part.
Once you fall on the ground, it's over.
Once you hit the ice, the it's over. Yeah. Oh.
Once you hit the ice, they're like, yeah, fight us over.
These guys, maybe it's because of the playoffs.
There was no tussling allowed.
Really?
They just jumped in the way.
No, there was hard checking.
Like you would think to yourself,
ow, that fucking hurt.
Right.
But there was no one like taking off their gloves
and fighting.
Damn.
There have been so many fights in the NBA finals,
you would think hockey would just
let it cook.
Let it cook.
I can't even see the fights. Come on.
It was fun though.
I want to go to more games now.
I'm into it.
Hell yeah.
Madison Square Garden is supposed to be like next level to you.
MSG is so fun.
That's what you need to do.
You need to go to the Knicks.
I want to go to a Knicks game.
I was looking on.
I was looking for tickets.
They're so expensive, but Bill's coming to town
and I was hoping my sugar daddy would buy them.
Yes, Thai series.
Let's go.
I did go to the secret club they had,
like, I think it's the Tao.
You know, remember Tao in New York?
Well, there's Tao Vegas.
It's called the Tao group.
Anyway, my friend had a hookup to that
and it's called Club 16.
You go up to the 10th floor
and there's like this beautiful bar.
And it was cool.
It was kind of like what I imagined
that Disney World Secret Club is
that you can only get into if you're a member.
It's really nice.
I've never been in that one either.
Right now.
It's hard to get into.
You really gotta be a member.
I mean, you just gotta, you gotta have the money to get into. You really gotta be a member. You just gotta have the money to do all of these things.
No, you gotta be a member or you have to,
they have a, you can go into the first part of it
if you have a friend who's a member
or if Disney really likes you and they're like,
hey, you done a little bit of work, get in here.
Well, Donald and I have done so much stuff for Disney.
Right? Come on, Disney.
We never got invited.
And never got invited. I'll message Marshall right now that Marshall. I've done hit much for Disney. We never got invited. I'll message Marshall right now.
I've done hit movies for Disney.
Isn't it insane to join that club?
What's that club called?
Club 33, I believe.
Isn't it like a fortune?
It's like a hundred thousand dollars to join.
It's something stupid like joining a golf club or something.
It's not cheap.
Yeah. Let's see. But once you're in, you're in.
Donald, when you come in in New York to hang out with me.
Dude, I got children and they're growing fast.
And the only way that happens is if we all go to New York.
I wish you were coming in to visit me. Bill's coming.
Charlotte Lawrence, I should say, I'm bearing the lead is opening.
Do we talk about this? She's opening for Madison Beer.
No, we haven't talked about that. Charlotte Lawrence, Bill's daughter, Bill and Krista Miller's daughter is opening, did we talk about this? How she's opening for Madison Beer? No.
No, we haven't talked about that.
Charlotte Lawrence, Bill's daughter,
Bill and Krista Miller's daughter is on tour
opening for Madison Beer all across the country.
Nice.
And on Saturday night,
they're fucking sold out Radio City Musical.
Wow.
So I'm going with Bill and Krista and friends to see Charlotte open for Madison Beer at
Radio City Musical.
Isn't that crazy?
That's so awesome.
I fucking love it.
I love it.
I remember her being, I say this all the time, this is how old we are, bro.
Yeah, she was a baby.
At the read through.
She was a baby.
Not even a baby, she was a baby. At the read through. She was a baby. Not even a baby, she was a newborn.
Yeah.
Charlotte's the, yeah, if you ever wanna gauge
how long ago we did Scrubs, just look at Charlotte.
Wow.
And she's so talented.
I've been watching all her videos on Instagram.
Like she's really gotten confident
and she's just strutting around the stage
and playing guitar and these these huge crowds because Madison Beer
I don't know much about her. I know she was an influencer
But I guess she's also clearly a very popular singer and she's playing these huge venues
Isn't her boyfriend like an amazing guitar player?
Charlotte's yeah
He's beyond that. He's probably the most successful producer in music currently.
Right, no, I'm talking about as a musician.
I'm not talking about his success as a musician.
Oh, Andrew Watt is also, yes, a very good guitar.
Andrew's also a very, very good guitarist.
Yes.
Right.
So I imagine Charlotte sitting down with him and a guitar, learning is, learning from love too.
That's the other thing.
Learning from love is another thing also.
Somebody's teaching you how to freaking change this shit.
She's going to be amazing.
I foresee it.
Yeah.
I'm sure he, he doesn't produce her stuff, but I'm sure I actually know that he gives
her notes and says, why don't you do it this way, do it that way.
Yeah, but just, you know, I remember her being like
a little shy and nervous at like a small club.
Like when we went to Hotel Cafe, Hotel Cafe.
And I remember, you know, that's like a hundred people.
She's like nervous, but good, but like shy.
And now I see these Instagram videos
of her playing fucking arenas killing it.
I love it.
So why don't you fly in for the weekend to come with us?
I would love to, but I cannot do that to my life.
I'll buy you a plane ticket.
We had, remember when we had the sex therapist on
and they were talking about carrying,
the helping with the load and everything like that.
Yes, they called it chore,
what did they call it?
Chore play. Chore play.
How's your chore play?
My chore play still sucks,
but I do understand that I need to help with the load.
Well, what if-
The load is the children.
What if you came just for the weekend
and I bought you a plane ticket?
No, Zach, no.
What? Chore play.
You don't understand.
Chore play for me.
You don't understand.
You don't understand.
That's very tempting.
It's very tempting.
But I cannot.
You can stay with me in my apartment.
Like the old days. Oh my God.
Like we used to do.
Where's the ping pong table?
We can play ping pong in our boxers.
It wasn't boxers, man.
We were in underwear.
No, we weren't.
We were in boxers.
Underwear, bro.
You don't wear boxers. We weren't in tighty-whities. You don't wear, well, you might't boxers. Underwear, bro. You wear tighty whiteys.
You don't wear, you don't, well, you might wear boxes now,
but you didn't wear boxers back in the day.
I shake it up.
Sometimes I rock a tighty whitey.
It just depends what kind of mood me and my balls are in.
Sometimes we want to be held close.
Sometimes we want to be held.
Sometimes you just want to let them hang.
Sometimes you just want a tight little hug down there.
Sometimes it's too hot.
It's rare that I want a tight little hug down there.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Really?
Sometimes I like to be held.
No, I don't like that.
I mean, I like a little juggle.
I don't necessarily like a little hold, a grip.
Really?
What about your you're supporting,
what about you're playing sports?
Nah, that's fine.
I'll be all right with the-
You let everyone bounce around.
No, but I wear compression shorts.
Oh yeah, so they bring it all in.
You bring it all in.
Are you sticking to your workout?
A little bit.
I haven't worked out in a couple of days.
You can't just make a regular regimen.
You won't do it.
I live in an area where I'm telling you, man,
this shit is not, you have to travel to get this shit.
And then my day is ruined because I'm all the way
in Hollywood at my workout spot.
And right now I'm truly trying to build sets
for this animated short I'm working on right now.
And I can't, I only have but so much time
while the kids are at school.
I have so many excuses.
I need to work out at home is what it is.
All right, well, you do you.
I'm gonna figure it out, but I have aspirations
of creating a short and working out.
Would you like to see my washboard apps to inspire you?
I was watching, so my daughter wakes up this morning
and she's on a cheaper by the dozen kick.
Yeah.
And it was the scene where you were in the car changing into your kid's outfit.
Yeah.
It's my cool guy outfit.
What I thought was a cool guy outfit.
And you're pretty ripped in that scene alone.
And I'm looking at that shit, I'm like, this motherfucker.
And then in my head, I'm thinking, if Scrubs goes,
Zach is fucking gearing up right now.
Holy shit.
I'm not gearing up for Scrubs right now.
This fucker, no, not gearing up for Scrubs,
like the television show, like when you're on screen,
you don't wanna be the motherfucker that they're like,
this fucker is the oldest looking motherfucker.
You're like, no, I'm going to look like fucking.
It just makes me feel I'm not really doing it for a role.
Silver Fox.
I do like to be a Silver Fox.
I'm not really doing it for a role, although I'm single, so I guess it's good to be in
shape.
But also I just do it because I feel good.
Like if I, when I just, just, just.
I bet your cock is real veiny, bro.
I bet it's real veiny.
What is happening?
Where did we take that turn?
That was such a turn.
Wow.
I don't know how that happened, but here we are.
Alright, let's get into the show on that note.
There's nothing I can say to follow that.
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All right, our dear leaders.
You look amazing, I'm just saying, you look amazing.
Well, I could show you, I won't show you my pee,
but I wanna inspire you.
My inspiration isn't that right now.
My inspiration right now is sincerely trying to fix
and figure out how to do this.
At one point I was paying people to do it,
and I can't do that anymore, man.
It's just...
You mean make sets for your animation?
Well, a lot of things.
Sets, you know, lighting.
There's a lot of things that goes into what,
just a little bit of shit that you see on Instagram.
You know what I mean?
That's lit by lights and stuff like that.
And, you know, and there? That's lit by lights and stuff like that. And, you
know, and, and, and there's a big ass fucking table and that's for, you know, and it's just
a lot, right?
Why don't you find someone who's a young aspiring animator who you could pass on some of your
knowledge to who could help you?
Because I don't, okay, that's a great idea. First of all, that's an awesome idea. But I don't want anybody knowing where the fuck I live one, two, you know.
Well, I mean, it could be someone through your, you have the stupid buddies relationship, right?
It could be someone related, isn't that what they're called? Yes. And I do have someone related to
like a young kid who you could actually pass on your knowledge to, who'd be happy to help you
build stuff and light.
Right, that would be great.
That would be awesome.
And I do have people that charge me for that.
And because of that, I do have quite a bit of stuff here
right now that I, as an artist by myself,
can use to get to where I need to be and do it by myself.
It's just gonna take time.
That's what it really boils down to.
All right, I got it.
All right, let's get into the TV show, Scrubs.
This is our dear leaders.
Scrubs Wiki said this is the first episode of Scrubs ever
where JD's not even mentioned.
So it's over, I'm dead.
You're dead to everybody.
This was such a hot mess of an episode.
I'm just going to go right into it.
I thought Turk was so funny though.
You did?
I laughed a lot at some of the shit he did.
I pulled it.
That shit made me laugh when she's pulling them away.
I laughed really hard at that.
I don't know why.
But you're just doing a redux of your dance from your famous dance.
It's like becoming what you're talking about, Willis,
where you're like doing your funny.
Yeah, but that's not what made me laugh.
The thing that made me laugh was the way I said,
I pull it.
I pulled it?
I pulled it.
All right, let's go to the top.
Okay, let's start over.
So I guess the big story is it. I pulled it. All right, let's go to the top. Okay. Let's start over.
So I guess the big story is that it's Hell Week
and the students are gonna be going nonstop.
Cole has roller shoes too.
Cole has roller shoes that Lucy got him to distract him
from ruining the group because he's such an idiot.
And Cox informs the kids that they've entered hell week.
He's so excited.
He's never been so happy.
Yes.
But he was so excited.
That's bullshit.
Every week Cox is so happy because the same reason.
Well, he's so happy.
One of you is gonna crack.
One of you is gonna, he's like fucking Lou Gossett Jr.
and fucking an officer and the gentleman I want your dor
What's dor the quit when you know, I'm not gonna quit oh
Um, I thought you were gonna say iron eagle
No, you never watch an officer in a gentleman, bro. Of course I have but I prefer iron eagle
You know, there are a lot of people there are a lot of people out there that will agree with you Officer and the Gentleman, bro? Of course I have, but I prefer Iron Eagle. You don't know Iron Eagle?
There are a lot of people out there
that will agree with you,
but I'm gonna tell you right now,
Officer and the Gentleman is a way better movie
than Iron Eagle.
I know, but Iron Eagle,
Eagle!
I have a lot of fond memories.
I saw it with my father and it was like,
you know, about a son rescuing his dad.
So we had a nice time watching Iron Eagle.
Did you ever see Iron Eagle 2?
No, but I loved Iron Eagle.
They killed the son in the first five minutes of the movie.
What was that kid's name?
Spoiler.
That kid was a good actor.
What happened to him?
He got the lead in Iron Eagle.
They killed him in Iron Eagle 2.
Well, they didn't kill him in real life.
I don't think.
Look it up.
Maybe they did.
I hope they didn't kill him in real life. I don't think. Look it up. Maybe they did. I hope they didn't.
That'd be horrible.
Turk loves being chief.
Turk loves being chief and he's got Alexis
in a parking spot and people kiss his ass
and he gets to make up nicknames and he's feeling himself.
Big time.
Strutting around.
George Jefferson walking.
Yes, people, Denise grabs a muffin, tells him she can't eat it because it's bad for his diabetes.
That's how they're looking out for him. He's the chief.
Denise and Drew are so awkward with each other because they, they, they've told each other they love one another,
and now they've decided to break up because they're so pissed off. This was so stupid.
But anyway, I guess this was like one of those things where it's like it's a TV show.
Just go with it.
All right.
So they said they love each other, but now they're so awkward.
They decided to break up because they're mad at each other for saying they love each other.
Joelle, did you find out who that actor was?
Yeah, actually, let me make sure I have his name right here.
It's Jason Gedrick.
Jason Gedrick.
People might know him as Rick Coletti on Desperate Housewives.
He still works from time to time.
Well, Jason Gedrick, if you listen to the podcast, I really loved you and Iron Eagle.
I wanted to be you.
I wanted to be you.
Do you remember that?
Your hitch are like hugs to me.
Do you remember that he has to, he can't fly his fighter jet well unless he's listening
to his mix and his music and he's got a Velcro to his leg, his cassette deck, and he puts
in his mix of music and now he can fly and now he can fucking hit all the targets because
he's got this. How the fuck does this ever, ever, ever make it in the military?
If I was a sergeant or a fucking whatever the dude that flies
the teacher, the kids had to find a plane.
Hold on kid.
You got to listen to your mix in order to hit these
motherfucking targets.
It's the only way it is.
It's an 80s movie. He's got to like pop in the middle of these motherfucking targets. That's the only way it is working. It's an 80s movie.
He's got to like feel the music.
What if the cassette tape pops
in the middle of the motherfucking,
in the middle of a battle.
It's so amazing.
He's got to listen like his 80s rock
or he can't feel the music and he can't hit his targets.
It's amazing.
I love Iron Eagle.
Denise and Drew are on this break.
Denise has a very wacky flashback where she's in the shower eating pie and screaming.
I don't know what that was about.
Because of Hell Week.
That was her first time, oh, that was her experience in Hell Week.
But then also the actress, Eliza Koop, clearly has a cold in this episode because her voice, she sounds sick.
Did you notice that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She said for until that last scene
where we're sitting with Kelso.
Yeah, she sounds very sick.
She gets her voice back.
Her voice is like half gone.
I was thinking maybe she was sick
and then she shot this flashback and did the screaming
and then she really lost it.
But Scrubs Wiki said she was sick.
So maybe she told that story to somebody.
It was nice seeing them and having them on the show last week.
Huh?
Oh my goodness.
It was great seeing them.
What I really noticed is how much different Carrie is from Lucy.
Like, I honestly thought she would be this bubbly, you know, cheery type of person.
And she was just, you know, and that's who the character was.
She came on, she's so sophisticated and so, you know, so, you know.
She's a Northwestern graduate, so she's very smart.
She's also a Northwestern graduate.
You guys got a great fucking film school and acting school there too.
So, you know.
It's funny, neither one of them
look like they aged a day, Donaldson.
Not even a little bit.
You and I got wrinkles.
They didn't look like they aged one day.
We are a lot older than they are too.
I know, but they still didn't look like they aged one day.
I know.
We should take a break.
When we come back, we're going to talk about Dr. Extreme, who's Russell Vaughn, who is
Turks nemesis, played by a young man I looked it up named Reno Wilson.
I obviously wasn't there, so I had no experience with him.
Yeah, you don't know Reno.
I've known Reno.
We'll take a break.
We'll get back to it.
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I want to meet Scrubs. Oh, and I want to meet Black Scrubs too. Yeah, I agree. You haven't gone for a while. Oh my gosh. Ah.
Fuck your sound effects are the same, bro.
So did you know Reno Wilson from before?
I've known Reno Wilson for a really long time,
since I was a kid.
He was on the Cosby Show back in the days, man.
He's like one of the OGs,
as far as New York actors goes for me.
Him, Carl Payne, who I believe played Cockroach.
Well, I thought he was great in this.
He did a really good job.
He's a very good actor.
You guys were a good, he was a good foil for you.
He's a very good actor.
He's always been a very good actor.
He played Theo's best, one of Theo's best friends
back in the day on the show.
And- Theo!
Yeah, and he's gone on to do like so many things.
He was on Mike and Molly.
Is he our age?
He's a little bit older than us,
but takes really good care of himself.
He does like a spin, I've seen, follow on Instagram.
He does like a spin classes
where he teaches them and shit like that.
Oh, wow. Like he's very,
very healthy. You'd like him, man. You guys would get out and fucking get on a hike together and
fucking probably climb a mountain. Since you won't come to New York,
maybe he'll be my New York friend. I don't know if he's in New York. I think he's out here.
Oh. But such an amazing person in real life. His character, however, is the douchiest of the douches.
Yeah, douchey character.
Well, we skipped that Cole says he doesn't want
to get kicked out because he'll have to take,
he'll have to go to Mexico and the Caribbean
and he doesn't speak.
Caribbeanese.
No, what did he say?
He said.
Caribbeanese.
No, he said Caribbean.
Caribbean.
That was kind of funny.
I don't speak Carabeejan.
All right, so Russell Vaughn is like this famous doctor.
He's got a book, he knows Bono.
He...
He's like Indiana, he's the Indiana Jones of doctors.
And he raises tons of money for the hospital.
He's a celebrity.
All the nurses are gathered around. He's signing books, he's like a star.
And I don't know why he's come to the hospital,
he just likes to dive into cases that interest him, I guess?
He's always come to Sacred Heart.
Since he's been a young doctor, I guess,
he's always come and raised money for Sacred Heart.
Okay, and he's parked his car in Turk's parking spot
and he's just really and raised money for Sacred Heart. Okay. And he's parked his car in Turk's parking spot.
And he's just really, just when Turk, I guess the story,
I guess the B story of the episode is just when Turk has really found his groove,
here comes this cool guy to cock block Turk.
And it really hurts Turk's ego. A theme of the episode is ego.
and it really hurts Turk's ego. A theme of the episode is ego.
Yes.
He comes in and he immediately starts disrupting everything.
Not only does he take Turk's parking spot,
but he also takes Turk's patient.
Yes.
And Kelso and Cox,
Turk knows this already also,
inform him that, listen, man, the money that this guy brings in is so important,
let him have free rein pretty much throughout the hospital.
So this dude is, he's a pain in the ass for someone who,
it's like, if you ran the show and somebody like this came in,
you'd be pissed off and Turk is.
Yes, of course.
And also I think we established that he's really good though.
He is truly good.
He's very good.
He diagnoses Turk's patient and then Turk's like,
yeah, yeah, that is the diagnosis.
We are gonna go with that.
So it's not like, I mean, he's very cocky,
but he is clearly a good doctor.
Competent.
Yes.
Turk says that Serena Williams ass is righteous.
It is.
It is?
That's 100.
Okay.
Joelle just silently nodded.
Those are facts.
Those are facts.
Can't be denied.
That is 100.
That is 100.
Is that 100?
That is 100.
You can use 100, is 100, is that 100? That is 100. It's 100, it's 100, it's however you wanna say it.
There were a lot of references to tennis players
in this episode.
There was a reference to someone slept with Michael Chang,
someone slept with-
Oh gosh.
The Asian racism in this show is like so hardcore, bro.
But wait, there was something totally fucked up,
but I forgot what it was.
It wasn't related to Michael Chang, I don't think.
I mean, that's a pretty racist joke.
Oh really?
My mother slept with Michael Chang
as she's cuddling her Asian boyfriend.
That's what it was.
It was Nikki Whelan.
Yeah.
Who's only given one line an episode and that's her line.
So you're saying that her family has an affinity
for Asian men.
Is that the joke?
Yes.
Okay.
So Cox tells Drew he has to quit the group.
This was a weird story.
I didn't really follow it,
but Cox says that Drew's a leader
and he wants to prove to him that he's a leader.
So he makes him quit leading his study group, which makes them not's a leader and he wants to prove to him that he's a leader. So he makes them quit leading his study group,
which makes them not have a leader
and none of them are good leaders.
Lucy tries to be a leader,
but then Trang overthrows her leadership.
With ease too.
Yeah.
Like it's nothing.
Yeah.
This is why I'm gonna be leader now.
I don't know why Trang couldn't lead the group.
He seemed like he was fine.
Lucy tries to intimidate Trang.
After getting advice from Drew.
Yes.
And she does this because she knows she'll turn into this.
The Hulk.
Yeah, this feral.
Feral.
into this. The Hulk.
Yeah, this feral.
Feral.
She knows that if Trang pushes her too far,
she will turn into a feral, like Hulk-like animal.
Animal.
And she's trying to keep it down
because she doesn't want to lose her shit.
Right.
But Trang eventually pushes her too far.
Too far.
And she attacks Trang.
Attacks him.
Yeah, like a wild animal.
She should have been kicked out like five times now.
There's like five times in this whole series so far.
The cheating, this.
I know.
By the way, she really go, we don't see it,
it's off camera, but we hear her, first we see her growl
and then she like, she turns into,
you watch her like go from Bruce Banner to the Hulk and then off camera, she like,
it's like a hyena going after Trang. Yeah. You get the sense she might be biting him.
Well, he is bleeding. Yeah. And then we see her and her hair is all fucked up and like, she really, she, she went, like, as you said, she went feral on Trang. Feral.
all fucked up and like she really she she went like as you said she went feral on Trang. Feral! Yeah. It's kind of funny that that character lost her shit
like like the Hulk. Trang went too far. Yeah what the fuck. Russell does a Maasai
warrior dance and this is when you get jealous and you do your famous
running man slash slash Fortnite slash.
You could have shaken it up and not done the Running Man.
My guy.
You got like three good moves that you do.
You rotate through.
You wish.
You wish that's what it was.
You wish that's what it was.
I wonder if this one was like.
You know what, man, if I still went to clubs,
I would show you,
but I don't do that shit no more.
When you went to clubs, would like people gather around you and Zach, what the dance
floor would be empty.
Guess who's the first motherfucker on a dance floor?
Yeah.
You get the crowd going.
What has two thumbs up and agrees with getting the crowd going?
Oh, God.
Oh, my gosh.
You?
This guy.
In another life, you'd be a great Bar Mitzvah hype man.
Oh, my God.
I would love to...
Holy shit!
That's how you do it.
Did you see that?
The fireworks.
What did you do?
This guy.
Two thumbs up is fireworks?
Mine's turned off. Because Daniel helped our audience turn it off.
You can turn it on if you want to.
Or don't want it on.
I liked mine.
Yeah, did I ever tell you a story?
I had this black friend in high school and we went down to Argentina because our best
friend and his family was Argentinian, they moved back to Argentina.
And we went to this little,
and so our parents all arranged for me and my friend
to go visit the Argentinian friend.
And we went down to some little suburb of Buenos Aires
and they had never seen a black person in real life.
And it was really weird, I remember, because he he was like it was like walking around with this huge celebrity
it's like walking around the streets with like
One fuckers just stop and drop. Oh shit. They just
Say that they everyone was
Excited it was like it was like seeing I don't know insert like Tom Cruise walking on the street
everyone was like shocked and they would walk up to him to
be like, rap music, rap music. And, and, and then I remember, this is true. We were
kids, we were like, we were like 14 years old. So we're in the club and cause we
could get into clubs down there and we were getting hammered and we're dancing
in the club. And my, I remember my friend wasn't like a really
particularly good dancer,
but like he was just dancing with everyone.
And like we were all hammered and like crowds started
to form around him to like see what are the latest moves
from America.
Oh gosh.
And he disappointed.
No, but his moves weren't good, but then you'd see,
I swear you'd see like people trying out like whatever he was doing. Oh my gosh. The influence of hip hop across
the universe. Yeah. Across the globe. Yeah. It's real deal Holyfield. It was funny. He loved it
though, because he was, he was like, he got to pretend he was a celebrity for like a couple
weeks. That reminds me of Can't Buy Me Love,
the African anteater ritual.
What's that?
You never saw Can't Buy Me Love, bro.
This is the second week in a row
you reference Can't Buy Me Love.
I guess I should watch it.
It's been probably three decades.
All right, so Ronald Miller becomes popular in high school
because he dates Cindy Mancini,
the most popular girl in school.
He pays her a thousand dollars to go out with him,
pretend go out with him for two weeks.
The most they have to do is hold hands.
That's it.
That's all he pays for, right? Story goes, she falls
in love, et cetera, et cetera. He falls in love. But at one point he becomes the most
popular kid in school. His plan works. He called, there's this big dance, he's taking
a different girl to the dance. So he puts on what he thinks is American Bandstand and watches these two artists do an African
dance solo.
And he thinks he's watching Bandstand.
What is he watching?
PBS, like the traditional, I don't know what the fuck it's called.
I don't remember it well.
It's been a while since I've seen it.
All right.
So he thinks he knows the news dance, but he's learned an African, like, ritual dance.
An African ritual dance from a PBS...
Yeah, this is kind of like that.
And he goes on a dance floor in the middle of the dance after fucking spiking the punch and everything
like that. The girl's like, I want to fucking dance. He's like, all right, let's dance.
And he gets out on the dance floor and does the ritual in front of all of the kids.
Right. And he's now popular.
He's very popular at this point. Everybody fucking starts doing the dance at the fucking
dance.
Yeah. This was like that.
Everybody starts doing it.
And doing it on beat too.
So at first everybody's kind of like, I don't know about this.
But then at one point everybody's like, ah, all on beat.
It's one of the fucks.
Look, Can't Buy Me Love is one of my favorite movies.
It's where I first saw Seth Green for the first time.
And I fell in love with that young little boy
that he played, Chuckie Miller.
I thought he had some of the most dopest lines
that I'd ever heard in my life.
All right, let's get back to Scrubs.
The audience is now all gonna watch Can't Buy Me Love.
Everybody go check out Can't Buy Me Love.
And Patrick Timsey.
But first watch Iron Eagle
with Jason Gedrick.
Turk makes Cole beatbox
so that he can dance and
and beat the Messiah Warrior dance done by Russell.
Right. And he pulls something
because he's he's not in shape.
Yes.
The patient wants Russell to do her surgery.
Russell picks Turk to assist him.
Turk cannot take that.
You said about it.
You said something about Lamarcus down.
Who's that?
Is that a real football player?
When when you were talking about I've got a trainer,
I've got LaMarga down at the gym or something.
Yeah, you said he was an NFL linebacker
who came out of the closet and he's your trainer?
I don't know if that's something I'll look up.
I think this is just a story point.
That's something I'll look up.
I'm pretty sure.
I'll look it up, but I'm 95% now.
I didn't have a golden minute.
I remember that at one point there was a kid
who was one of the first
Football players to come out. Yeah was openly gay at the NFL draft and he got drafted
Into the NBA then he'd ever I don't know if he made a team, but let's take a break
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Drew can't help it.
He has to help the group and he's just, he just can't help it.
And Lucy gets, Lucy's in a fight with one of the other people.
Is it trying again?
She says, she's still in a fight with, she says you feeling froggy then leap, son?
Yes. Yeah, it was funny coming out of Carrie's mouth.
Right. And I would I, you know, when she led with I was afraid of you guys, I wish she wasn't because who that person was that we talked to yesterday was really
I mean, the last podcast was really cool.
And I wish I got to know that person a little bit better.
Well, yeah, obviously what she was saying is like,
it was all so intimidating.
I didn't get to know you guys now we're all grownups
and you know, I liked how, I liked just how,
I was not expecting her to have that podcast
where she's doing that with science.
It just seems really interesting.
She's a really interesting character, that Carrie Bichet.
It's probably because she got bit by the spider
in the jungle when she was doing research.
On the Amazon.
On the Amazon.
Oh God.
That's probably why she wants to meet with scientists because she got bit by that spider when she was doing research in the Amazon. The Amazon. The Amazon. Oh God. That's probably why she wants to meet with scientists
because she got bit by that spider
when she was doing research in the Amazon.
With Ezekiel.
Okay, so Drew defies Cox and Cox is like,
yes, it was my plan all along.
I wanted to prove to you that you can't help it,
you're a leader.
So there you go.
Did you not see that coming?
No, I didn't see that coming.
You didn't see that coming. You didn't see at the end of the show,
Cox saying,
of course I
knew you would do this.
I was rolling my eyes a lot. I probably couldn't see it
because my eyes were being rolled.
Oh gosh!
Oh, gosh!
Oh, by the way, I listened to some of those rap beef tracks
because you guys told me to listen to them.
Let's get into it.
Good morning.
Well, we don't have to go down this wormhole, but I can...
Oh, yes, let's go. Fuck you, bro.
You can't bring this shit up and then fuck you.
I know you guys are so excited about this, but Joelle told me that...
No, actually, I read a New York Times article that said, like,
you could click and it would,
because if you don't know anything about the beef, you could click and it would show you
the lyrics annotated and what they mean. You know, that helped me for someone who doesn't
know anything about what's going on. And I listened to one where Kendrick Lamar is like,
A minor. Yes, that's the fire. Listen, I'm gonna say something real quick.
I was all scared to talk about it,
but it's evidently clear, Kendrick won that shit.
Yes.
And I think everybody, if I don't give a fuck.
Look, four singles, four hit rap singles.
Four hit rap hit singles.
Hit singles.
He hit tracks, hit tracks.
Possibly song of the summer.
Yeah. Possibly song of the summer.
Do you know who the last person to do that was though?
Drake. Drake. Back to back.
Oh, back to back probably.
Yeah. But isn't that poetic and appropriate that the person defeated was?
The person that take him down was the person that did exactly what he did to, I don't know,
back to back is one of the dopest tracks ever.
I was glad I had this article, that website that I went to, Jewel, I don't know if you
mentioned this or I just saw this on the Times,
but you could click on it, it had all the lyrics,
and if you clicked on the lyrics,
it explained to you if you're not following this saga,
what the disses all meant.
Like genius.
And did you enjoy the poetry, Zach?
I thought it was clever,
and the annotations helped me realize
all the many triple entendres and I guess, you know,
so that was interesting.
Even the name Euphoria Alone was like, he said,
so in one of the diss tracks, Drake says,
you better come at us with some like quadruple entendre
or some shit like that.
I know we waiting on it, right?
Pretty much Egan Kendrick Lamar on.
And the word euphoria alone,
not just as the definition,
but what it means to Drake is in a lot of ways
a triple entendre.
Drake is a freaking executive producer.
I mean, quadruple entendple, whatever the fuck it was.
Drake is an executive producer of euphoria. What the word, the definition of euphoria.
There's like a bunch of other things. I'm speaking out of turn because I don't know all of them.
Yeah, you need to reference this thing I looked at.
Yeah, what is it that you looked at? I don't know, I can't find it.
I'm sure people could Google it and find it.
It just looked like for like annotations of the rap battle.
Is Drake the most successful rapper of all time?
Yeah, man.
Yeah, I would say, I mean,
he's got more hits than Michael Jackson.
Number one hits than Michael Jackson.
Really?
That's what that song is.
Yeah.
I'm one away from Michael, n***a.
Beat it.
Beat it.
That's with him in, who is that?
Him in, with him in, isn't that him and J. Cole?
Yeah. First person shooter.
I'm researching. Hold on.
Okay, so apparently Jay-Z, according to Forbes, is the highest paid rapper of all time.
But Drake has the most number one singles with 29
followed by Lil Wayne with 11 and Kanye West with 11. Wow. So yeah hits wise
number one but if you were gonna break that down how many of those are features
versus how many of those are his tracks you know there's some possible asterisks
in that space but no matter how you look at, it was two fucking Titans going at it.
How do you know it's over?
Doesn't it keep going?
Because there's nothing this dude can say now, man.
I don't give a shit anymore, bro.
Like, I don't care.
Nobody gives a shit anymore.
Please, enough.
This dude already fucking, he buried it.
He killed you.
Let's go, let's move on.
So you're saying the last track was a mic drop.
In many ways, yeah.
And if Drake would have responded right away, then, I mean, I don't know,
because I don't listen to none of the diss tracks that he did other than First Person
Shooter mode. You know what I mean? That's the only one I kind of listen to. And what
was the one after that? I'll be with some bodyguards like Whitney. What's the one?
There's so many tracks.
You didn't listen to them all.
I thought you listened to the whole battle.
But the ones that are fucking fire are all of the fucking Kendrick ones, man.
Wu-Tang forever.
Wu-Tang forever.
But like for real, like for real, bro.
Wu-Tang forever.
Like it was artistry.
Oh man, I just wish.
I couldn't believe when Kendrick said, Eat these balls, Zack. That was artistry. This man, I just wish.
I couldn't believe when Kendrick said.
Eat these balls, Zach.
That was fucked up.
I don't know if you said that.
And then when Drake said.
You honor me.
You honor me.
That was fucking messed up too.
Anyway.
But the real Mike Joppa was when Kendrick said.
Everybody likes a little ass flay.
Don't even act like you don't.
I think it's not even far off,po's when Kendrick said. Everybody likes a little ass flay. Don't even act like you don't. Oof.
Oof.
I think it's not even far off.
That's funny.
I mean.
Where's Kendrick from?
Compton, baby. Compton.
Okay, God, I don't know.
Jesus, I'm only yelling at him.
Compton's fighters.
All right, so then.
Yeah, well, he's fucking A number one now, bro.
All right, well, anyway, we learned that Kelso says,
good leaders don't care about their ego.
Turk, you could go learn from this guy,
go be his assistant.
And, you know, sometimes you gotta step up,
you have to step aside.
That's sort of the lesson of the episode.
Don't let your ego get in the way.
And then Drew and Denise bond over loving
when ice skaters fall.
They both think it's hilarious.
So they realized.
They realized they really love each other
when they like watching kids fall.
Right, they love watching ice skaters fall.
And then he's like, I do too.
And she's like, I think it's funny when kids fall.
And he goes, I love you so they they really do love each other
Do you think it's funny when kids fall Zach no, but it is hard not to laugh on ice skaters fall
I feel bad every time I laugh, but it does trigger something
There are a bunch of people who fell ice skating right now that are like, fuck you, Zach.
I'm sorry, it's funny.
When people fall, it's funny.
That's why the internet exists.
Gosh, a woman coming out of the Rangers game last night,
she fucking nailed herself.
She tripped on the sidewalk.
You know these people- Did you laugh?
Did you laugh in her face when she did?
No, I ran to her to help her,
but then I was so worried that she was gonna think
I was really a doctor
because I have this concern when I...
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
I do have this concern.
I had this natural instinct to run over.
She felt, you know these like,
where all the pay phones used to be in New York,
they now have these little, they're like video walls
that run ads and I guess they're probably 5G towers or something. But anyway, there were all
the pay phones used to go. This woman tripped on the sidewalk and nailed her head. I don't know,
I don't know if she was drunk or what, but man, did she hit her head hard. She was definitely going
to have a bump. And so I ran over to her. I said, are you okay? Are you okay? And her, other people
that were with her were there. And she was like, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. But so I ran over to her. I said, are you okay? Are you okay? And her other people that were with her were there and was all, and she was like,
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
But then I had this concern in this type of scenario that people are going to
think,
not be thinking straight and think I'm really a doctor that can help them.
Amazing.
Hell yeah. I don't want her to be like, thank God, Dr. Doreen.
Thank God you're here, doctor.
You're here.
You're here.
Dr. Zach Braff.
My head, my head.
Zach Braff?
She looked up and goes, Zach Braff?
Oh, thank God you're here, doctor.
Yeah, exactly.
But fortunately she was fine.
My diagnosis was, you're gonna be okay.
And then I got on my bike and rode away.
I don't know if she was drunk or not, I couldn't tell, but man, she took a doozy of a tumble.
Was it downstairs?
No, but like, you know what I'm talking about, those like, those, those video walls.
Yes, of course.
All right.
So they have like, you can use a phone, I guess you can call anywhere in the world.
I'm like free calling and you can charge your phone and whatever.
But anyway, she tripped on the sidewalk and boom, her head hit the fucking side of the thing.
Don't worry, everybody, I was right there to help her,
right outside MSG.
But then you weren't really there to help her
because she didn't follow through.
Well, she was fine, she was fine.
You didn't follow through.
My work there was done.
Yeah, sure, you don't know,
you don't know what happened to her.
MSG was crazy, people were coming out,
you know, all levels of intoxication.
And I saw this little girl, young girl crying.
And I thought, I was like, what happened?
She was crying because they lost.
She was so sad they lost.
That's hard.
That's how it goes, bro.
Tough for the young fans.
You don't even care.
Oh, it's intense.
It really is, man.
So we're watching the Knicks right now and they're,
they were up two-oh and it looked like they were going to do really well.
And now they look really tired.
You know, the coach, Tom Thibodeau,
is notorious for playing players into the ground.
He did it with Derrick Rose.
A lot of people think that a lot of people think that he's the reason Derrick
Rose's career is,
I'm not gonna say the way it is,
but he played him so much that,
he played him into injury a lot of people feel,
and that Derrick Rose didn't bounce back from that.
Anyway, my wife is so invested in the New York Knicks.
It's one of the best things I've ever seen in my life, because if you know me,
you know I'm a huge Nick fan.
I love the New York Knicks.
And all she wanted to do for Mother's Day was eat ribs and watch the Knicks.
And I was like, this is what you married.
Well, that's great. I did my fucking thing. Shit.
High five. Well, first of all, high five.
Second of all, where the ribs from.
Oh, I made them.
You made the ribs.
Yes. Excellent. King.
Bravo. You did.
You guys married well. Well done.
Anyway, so we fucking love that shit.
So for Mother's Day, that's what she wanted.
And my kids had to sit and watch the rate.
I mean, the Knicks game also.
And when they when they lost on Mother's Day, my daughter tried to fake
cry to make me and my.
That's really cute. Why?
Why did you try to fake cry?
So that she would be like, I was invested just like you were,
because my mom's sitting there like, I fuck, oh my God.
This is the worst.
They got blown out.
My wife, sorry.
They got blown out.
My friend told me that their players are injured.
No, well, OJ Anna Nobly is injured,
but they're tired is what it is.
They looked like they were exhausted.
Josh Hart has played four games in the playoffs without taking a
rest. That's not normal, bro. That's not normal. That's not normal. Are they in the playoffs?
Yeah, they're in New York tonight. I should go. You should go. If you can get in. It's gonna be an
insane game. If you can get in, this is gonna be, oh my gosh, dude. These games have been so amazing.
Let's click on StubHub and see if we can go.
You wanna fly in?
No, bro, I can't.
Why won't you fly in?
You can make it.
Donald, you can make it.
If you leave right now, I'll buy you a court-side seat.
Look at Donald's face.
He's dying.
They're probably like $15,000. No, I'm telling you, we can figure that out.
Anyway, my point is, no, I can't.
You don't want to go.
What if, can Casey come?
What if I, what if I.
Can your wife come?
Yeah, Casey can go.
That's taking the load off of her.
Okay, let's see.
I'd love to be able to do that.
For two tickets continue All right, the cheapest one. I'm seeing is 306 a seat
Dan for the cheapest one three hundred and six thousand dollars
Nobody can fucking go.
It looks like if you if you broke, if you don't if you don't make that.
And the closest the closest they have for sale on here is 11 D row one.
Twelve thousand each. God damn.
But you know what?
That's not even court.
I'll get you that for Father's Day.
They go for the king. You want to go? I can't, but. All right get you that for Father's Day. There you go. What a king.
You want to go? I can't, but.
All right, then I guess I won't.
I mean, look, how about this?
How about this?
If the Knicks now would have been father's present
to make it past this round, I'll figure it out.
But I can't do that right now, but.
Senkise. I'm just kidding.
Oh, I love you so much.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to get one of those three hundred dollar seats and go. Hell, yeah. You're all the way at the top. You're at the wall. My'm just kidding. Oh, I love you. So I'm gonna go I'm gonna get one of those $300 seats and go. Hell yeah
You're all the way at the top. You're my binoculars. I have binoculars. There you go
Or as I like to call them the opera glasses. Yes
By the way, the intermission to be it's gonna be an amazing in hockey or long. That's one thing I learned
They take long breaks. Yeah, you gotta get beer. You gotta get food.
They give people time to get pee and buy beer.
Mm-hmm.
Between each quarter, there's a half.
It's such a violent sport.
There's no half.
Period.
So there's three.
There's three.
I'll educate you well, because I'm a pro now.
Thank you, Zach.
Thank you.
Listen, I can educate you on two things I learned yesterday.
The behind the scenes of the Wicked movie and the Rangers game.
That's how, that's the diaspora of my heart.
I love it.
There's three periods, so there's two intermissions and they're long.
Like they need, everyone needs to piss and then get more beer.
But they gotta ice.
Oh, it makes sense.
And they gotta ice also.
And the Zamboni's gotta do their thing.
Oh.
Gotta wet the ice. That makes sense. So they're not tri got to do their thing. Oh, that makes sense.
So they're not tripping over the police.
God, it looks fun.
I mean, I thought being an adult,
that driving the Zamboni wouldn't look as fun
as it did as a child, but it still looked fun.
Still looks fun.
Yeah. Still looks fun.
They're precise too.
I'm always impressed by those Zamboni drivers.
You want to hear something so cute?
Amanda won't mind if I play this for you.
So Elvis, Amanda's son, has gotten so into hockey.
He's obsessed.
Amanda has a hookup with the Kings, and they go all the time.
And I texted her, I was like, I'm going to...
I was joking, I was like, I'm going to the Rangers game.
I need Elvis to tell me about hockey.
And she sent me this voice note. Listen to this.
I won't play the whole thing
I'll play the beginning
Uncle Zach, this is how hockey games go. The player shoots the puck, but there's actually a goalie and the goalie tries to block the puck
How many periods are there?
Three
What do you do when they score?
Cheer And what do you do when they score? Cheer.
Who should win? The Rangers or I don't know who they're playing actually.
What? The Canucks?
And what's the trophy if they win?
Steady Cup.
There you go. So that was my little advice.
He was so cute just now. He was so cute, isn't he?
He's so cute.
All right, Joelle, do you have a video, a caller talking about this episode or anything?
I do.
Yes.
Okay.
So we're going to take a quick break.
This is us teasing you.
When we come back, we have a callers two cents on season nine.
Are we teasing or edging?
I don't know.
You're confusing me now. I think this is technically an edge because we are getting you all ready to pop.
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All right, go ahead, Joelle.
Hi, guys.
It's Maddie here from a little beach town in northern New South Wales, Australia.
Wow.
I just wanted to say, I think I figured it out.
So yesterday I was cleaning my car and I was just like, what's wrong with the show?
Because it's still quite funny.
Like, there's still some LOLs.
But I was like, there's something really LOLs. But I was like this but there's
something really fundamentally wrong and then it came to me. It's Lucy and her
character. So she's a little bit too ditzy and I can't take her seriously. She
doesn't have that great thing JD had which was that he could be so silly and
so funny but then he had this depth and we really wanted to see him fall in love and we we saw his growth and and
that's just something I'm not rooting for for Lucy. Yeah I just can't take
her seriously. So you know and even Elliot was who's kind of like got Lucy traits.
She still had that depth that we that we could see and we could take it seriously.
So, yeah, it's the character.
And as you guys were saying last week, Drew or Denise would have been better.
They're stronger characters and we can see they have that serious side too.
So, yeah, I think that's the key.
I also just wanted to say,
it doesn't make your podcast any less hilarious.
Last week, you guys had me rolling
when Donald said he whoops out his penis.
You didn't take him seriously,
but in case he confirmed it I was in his character
So thank you for the weekly laughs. That's how he was heard. You really do
Make my week. Thank you. I just want to say thank you so much. You guys have brought so much joy into my life
And thanks for just being like vulnerable and awesome on your show
Cheers
Thank you. That was so nice.
Cheers.
I want her to read me a thousand books.
I didn't understand a word she said just now.
She was so articulate, how dare you?
And her voice, extremely lovely.
I did not understand a word she said.
You don't understand the Australian accent?
I understood every single word she said.
She's from South Wales.
It's a callback to the beginning of the season
with Nikki Whelan.
Oh, God, I didn't get it.
God, you're good.
Madeline, thank you so much.
That was very sweet of you.
And we're so glad that we were making you laugh.
That's all we wanna do is make you giggle,
even if it's talking about how Donald makes up
with his wife by just whipping out his penis.
Sometimes you gotta do.
We don't advocate for it. We don't advocate for it.
We don't advocate for it here as a means of making up with your lover,
but it seems to work with Donald.
For fuck's sake, just stop talking about your willies.
Sorry.
All right, that's our show.
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Raise up lights.
OK, raise up lights.
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Rise up lights.
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