Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 912: Our Driving Issues

Episode Date: June 4, 2024

On this week's episode, Kelso's license is revoked after an accident and Cole discovers he has skin cancer. In the real world, we're still processing the Kendrick / Drake battle of 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's the least I can do. I'm recording, are you? I'm recording. I got a red bull because I need a little oomph for this. Feel that. I just wanted the shit to end, I'm not gonna lie. I just wanted it to end.

I didn't, oh man, and it's such a touchy topic. You know what I mean? People go through cancer throughout the world and I'm watching this shit and I'm like, how much longer is this? Yeah, well it's not good. It's the penultimate episode of Scrubs ever, Donald. Crazy.

And Ken Jenkins' last episode of Scrubs. It was great. I learned that on Scrubs Wiki. Who's talking in your apartment, Danil? It's Stephanie in the background. She's having a meeting on myself. Can you ask Stephanie not to talk when we're recording a podcast? No, she has to work.

They live in a apartment. You know, they have these things, Danil. I saw them on the interweb. You put it over your mouth and you can talk, but no one in the room can hear that you're talking. Yeah, she has offered that for me for when I'm playing video games. Wait a second. This really exists?

Yeah, it's a device. You can Google it and you wear it over your mouth and you can talk, I guess on the phone or on a Zoom, but no one in the room can hear you talking. It's like a muzzle. A mini cone of silence, that's crazy. Yeah. Did not know this existed. Yeah, it looks really weird

You know in those movies that John Kaczynski directed quiet whatever that shit is a quiet place A quiet place that would have saved the human race that would have saved Kaczynski not Kaczynski. Sorry cut that dental. No, I want you to leave it Daniel. Okay fine. John Kaczynski Krasinski I want you to leave it Daniel. Okay fine John Kaczynski Krasinski Yes, I know is that would have saved humanity in those movies if they had this They got a new one coming with Lupita. I'm saying maybe we could gift Daniel's wife This this thing is a present from fake doctors. No, I don't know. No, no, we'll gift Danel that. I'm not giving his wife that shit. I'm not stupid. All right.

I kind of want to try it just because it looks so funny. You're like Darth Vader. No. Nobody can hear you. Yeah, but nobody can hear. You're like Darth Vader to yourself. It doesn't make your voice sound like Vader. It just makes you silent.

There's no way that people are not gonna hear you breathe if you have a cone of silence over your fucking shit. Well, that's what the device is called. Will you Google what it's called as well? I'm gonna get, I'm gonna find it. It'll sound like this. No, the whole point of it is you talk, if you're talking in a normal level,

no one can hear you in the room. I'm talking in a normal level right now with this thing over my mouth. It's invented for people who are doing podcasts and have a wife who has work. When is it down? Did you find it? Is it called the muzzle? It is called the mute talk.

And what's it called? Okay. The mute talk, like mute talk. I want to see what it looks like because I, I, I remember laughing. Oh my God. You talk. I wanna see what it looks like because I remember laughing. Horrifying, oh my God. Mute talk, I saw a picture. Do you look like Bane? Oh yeah. You look like you have a gas mask

that doesn't cover your nose. No, you know what it looks like? It looks like an oculus that goes over your mouth. You know, great description. Speaking of oculus. Wait, before you change the subject, they got this picture. I'm not changing it, I you change the subject, they got this picture. I'm not changing it, I just want the floor.

I want that floor. I want that floor. I don't know what you're talking about, the floor. There's a floor where you can walk in place and run in place. Oh really? And it's connected. Oculus made it?

It's Facebook. It's like a 360 treadmill. A black dude created it. Due to Disney created it, actually. Really? Yeah. Um, alright. Are you gonna, but you don't even play, you don't even use VR.

I will put that shit on for the next version. Listen, I know what's coming. It's coming, and I can't wait. The open world fucking Oculus type or VR, sorry, let me see, the open world VR game is coming with the floor, that shit's coming, man. And when it does, ooh, I need to be in it. It seems to me you haven't-

Ready Player One. You haven't become like an Oculus VR user. You like video games. Because my kids can't do it yet. And I can't do that shit. Like I have the space for it now. I have a great space to play these video games. But I can't do it because my kids aren't grown.

They're not old enough. You gotta be something like 13 or 12 or 13. All right, well, they're perfect age for the mute talk. Do you think when your kids were annoying you, they'd wear a mute talk? No, right now I'm not of the stifle, my kids or wife conversation. I just wanna give someone a mute talk.

Hi, I'm Zach Braff from Mute Talk. Is your partner talking too much while you're on a podcast? Oof, it's not gonna sell well, bro. There's no way you can sell that. I don't know if anyone's sold a lot of mute talks. Somebody's bought that shit. Somebody's like, you know what I want for Christmas this year, honey?

A mute talk. That's a good title. Somebody asked for it, and then the spouse is like, why? I mute talk. It's a good title. Somebody asked for it. And then the spouse is like, why? I just don't want to hear your mouth anymore. Listen, if it's successfully sold to me on Shark Tank, I'll buy that shit. Every time I'm watching Shark Tank on the treadmill,

I'm writing down all these products because I want them all. What, like what? Like what? Oh, I just bought, all right, so all right. This isn't a sponsor, y'all, but I'm going to give them a shout out because they're amazing

They made this nut butter, but it's not nuts. It's made from oats. It's Are you laughing at nut butter? Yes You're such an idiot Everything you're like the Todd It's made from human mail Oh my god, yes It's so Todd

No, it's called, hold on Oh, this is called granola butter by a company called Oathouse. And it's butter made from granola, but it's gluten-free, it's nut-free, it's soy-free, it's dairy-free, non-GMO, vegan, and it's fucking amazing. Not as funny as nut butter, but okay. Hi, I'm Zach Grav for granola butter from Oathouse.

They should be an advertiser on our podcast because I really, really like it. You put it on bread, you could put it on apples, whatever you wanna put it on. I just been eating it out of the damn can to be honest. Shark Tank's really good at selling me things. You wanna talk about FunnySexual, and you end up, they had this product,

it was so funny on Shark Tank, and it was a guy, you core a banana, you put the banana in this thing, right? And it was so funny, cause this is like a family show, right? They can't ever do like sexual innuendo, but it was so funny. They put the banana on this thing and then the thing cores the banana. So now you have a banana with an empty inside

and you can squeeze whatever contents you want in, like Nutella or whatever you want to fill the banana with. And then you can eat the banana with all its like, trunks. I was on the treadmill laughing at how like, there was no way that they didn't cut out all these fucking sex jokes from the show because it's hard to like fill a banana with goo and not laugh.

And not laugh at all. Yeah, and they're all like eating their bananas and it's all over. And there was like a big dancing banana and when they sold it, because they sold it, Mark Cuban had to like hug the guy in the banana costume. It was very funny. Eesh. It's such a, see that's what's great about that show. I've never really watched it, but I love the fact that you can walk out of there with some

money in your pocket if you've sold your product correctly. And not only that, there's a possibility that you're going to be just as rich as these people one day because... Well, probably not as rich as these people one day because they gave you this. Well, probably not as rich as them, but they- I don't know, isn't the new guy on Shark Tank, wasn't he somebody who came up through Shark Tank? No, they rotate in these, but these people who are the sharks are like,

they've hit it so huge. These, the people that come on, they have one big idea they have, they don't get me wrong, some of them get super rich, So huge, the people that come on, they have one big idea they have. Don't get me wrong, some of them get super rich, but not like Mark Cuban rich. Speaking of Mark Cuban, do you know that if the games of the Knicks

go to a seventh game, I think I'm gonna get to go to Madison Square Garden and sit in very good seats. I hope it doesn't go seven, I hope it goes six. Why? Don't you want me to have a good time? We can go, you can do it in the next round. But Josh Raden told me that a seventh game is very exciting.

It is. Fuck what Josh Raden said, man. As a Knick fan, I want this shit over and done with now, bro. You don't want me to have a good time at MSG? I want you to go and have a great time at MSG, but not at the expense of the Knicks having to play a fucking seventh game. Hell no, I would rather be-

All right, well, tomorrow night, what has to happen tomorrow night they have to win? If they win tomorrow night, they close out, and that's it. Until they play the Celtics, and I think that would be on Monday, which would be in Boston, but they'd be back in MSG, you know, two weeks later,

I mean a week and a half later and you're still there. It'll be great. You'll love it. I think I have to come back to LA for Krista's birthday party. That's gonna be fun. You better. That's gonna be great. No, I'm not like, I can't not go to Krista's birthday party.

Are you gonna turn up? You know, I need to turn up. I had a little conversation with my wife and she was like, you need to have a conversation with yourself. Really? About what? About what was the topic

that you need to have a conversation with yourself? You know, I'm turning 50 and I'm looking at it and it's like, how many friends do I have? I don't have that many friends. I have people that I'm acquaintance with and stuff like that, but I don't have true friends. I have a few true friends, but not like you see all of these movies and these motherfuckers throw their 50th birthday party and it's a fucking, you know, 300, 400 people gathering. I don't have a gathering of people like that.

Well, you know, friendships have to be tended to like a garden. And that's what my wife was saying. My wife was saying, you know, yeah, you don't tend to your garden. Well, you know, I like what I like and I like who I like, you know, it's just, that's what it is. But you know, it's not, you're not required to have lots of friendships, but you know, it's not a requirement. Yeah, but I do wanna celebrate turning 50.

I do want that to be, I mean, it is a celebration, regardless of what happens after or what happened before. That's a fucking milestone. It doesn't matter if your 50th birthday party has a dozen people or a hundred people, as long as there are people at your low. What if my 50th birthday party has no people? Like that's the thing.

Well, that'll never be the case. That will not, you know, if you reach out to some friends, a lot of them might say, You haven't gone for a while. But there's so many. I got a birthday invite from a buddy actually, who's turning 50 this year. A lot of friends of mine are turning 50 this year.

Right. People that I can actually call my friends. And he's in New York and I'm like, dude, in my mind, I'm like, I can't make that shit. That's like, you know what I mean? I have a hard time making it to fucking parties in California because of my situation. How do I make it to New York? But wait, you're switching topics. because of my situation. I'm not, how do I make it to New York? But wait, you're switching topics.

You're switching topics. I think that you're starting to feel because you're gonna have a 50th birthday party that you've let a lot of close friendships go, you're not maintaining them, and you're feeling concerned that no one's gonna come to your party. Is that what's on your mind?

No, I'm not trying to have a 50th birthday party. I would like to celebrate turning 50, but in my mind, I'm like, what would 50, who are the people that would be at my 50th birthday party? The people that I do have in my life, I have a small group of people in my life, and that's just what it is.

But I'm similar in a lot of ways, Donald. I just had a 49th birthday party and I wanted something small. I wasn't trying to have a big party. And when I called down the list of like, a small group of people, obviously I can have a bigger party, but the small tight group of people was about 25, 30 people.

You definitely have 25, 30 close friends. I know them. Oh, absolutely, absolutely. There's 25 to 30 people that I could call that I know would be- Yeah, so you don't need to have a hundred person blowout. Who the hell wants to do that anyway? I mean, some people do.

Man, you see those movies, you see them in the movies, the ball, it's like a, I always start, you know, when I turned 50, it's such a celebration. It's almost like a wedding party. You know what I mean? People sitting at tables, it's like, I always start, when I turned 50, it's such a celebration, it's almost like a wedding party, you know what I mean? People sitting at tables, it's catered. But that's the movies, that's not real. I mean, and granted, I'm sure there's plenty

of people listening who could put together a hundred person birthday party for themselves. I'm not really that person. I mean, there'll be people there I barely know. I could put together a bigger list of people for, oh, I'm gonna throw a bash, I'm gonna invite. But in terms of like the close people in my life that I'm really connected to, I'm the same as you.

It's a small group of people. Like, now this is totally, it's not out of context, but it's totally not, I couldn't do this. But when Seth MacFarlane sold Family Guy and threw that party and had the orchestra there and he sang, did you go to this party? He throws parties like that all the time with like a full orchestra. This was the first one that he threw. Yeah, but he seems like a guy who really wants to have tons and tons of people around him.

I don't think that's you. I don't know. He didn't necessarily hang out with everybody that was there. I think he was like, look, I fucking got to celebrate the fact that Family Guy just made all of this money. Let's throw a party. But didn't he used to throw like an annual party with like an orchestra and he would sing? I was at the first one, yes.

I was at the first one, yes. And he would sing. He would get up and sing like Sinatra style. But the dude can sing though, man. Yeah, he has a good voice, but then there'd be like hundreds and hundreds of people at this party. Yes, and it would be-

He didn't know all those people. But I would, in my mind, I was like, wow, this is a fucking movie style 50th birthday party type situation, you know what I mean? So are you gonna take- It's not a bunch of kids, you know, fucking there trying to get bottle service. It's a bunch of grown ass motherfuckers who have, you know,

gotta be at work in the morning, celebrating the fact that this dude got money and was willing to spend it on everybody. I thought that would be like a good way to do it. Well, we are going to Krista's birthday party and there'll be a lot of people we know and love there. And it'll be good times. I'm sure it will be.

And I'm coming back to Los Angeles for that. Right on. Should we talk about the scrubs? I mean, no, let's continue doing what we're doing right now, bro. Well, we're going to do that anyway, but let's talk a little bit about the penultimate episode of Scrubs Season 9. Alright, five, six, seven, eight. Our driving issues is the title of this episode. Feels like it was written whilst in the car as Kelso was careening all over the parking line. It's everywhere.

It's so all over the place, dude. Joelle, you're shaking your head in agreement. Yeah. The Cox storyline is what really did me in this episode because it's the same story lines that every episode this season, but it made even less sense this time around. And I was very, I'm like, why is he just so almost like maniacally evil? Or he just like, I just want to see everybody just tortured in a pain. And there's none of the gooey center that we used to get from Cox.

It made him so lovable. Yeah, they've given it all to Drew. That's why. And also, every ounce of it. Did you notice how this they really just gave up on fantasies like when there is a fantasy, they're so they're so simple and not not innovative in any way. OK, OK. All right. We start with Cole wearing Lucy's scrubs.

They make his ass pop. Again, starting the show traditionally with a Lucy Cole sex joke. Lucy says- She right away says, mama wants a bite. Yeah, we get right in first joke to Lucy and Cole wanting to copulate. Lucy wants to buck is what I wrote.

And what's the reason? Why did he wear? Oh, cause her scrubs make his ass pop. Yes. And then she had to wear scrubs that her mom made that said like mommy's little doctor or something. Yes. Okay, whatever.

Cox calls Trang talking man baby. So basically, I guess the A storyline, if I'm not mistaken, is that Cox and Denise are fighting over who controls the med students? No, that's the B storyline. The A storyline is Cole has cancer. I would agree with it. I think structurally what,

I think that's what they went into the furniture and came out with like, Denise is more interesting. It's spucking all over the place, dude. This shit is all over the place. I don't know what's the primary story of the episode is, but I don't know which's the primary story of the episode is, but I don't know which one gets more screen time.

Trang has a fantasy that he's, Trang has a fantasy, or Lucy, sorry, has a fantasy that Trang is bouncing around between them like a pinball machine. It's as though, it's as though like they said like, hey, we're not gonna spend, we had to build all these sets. We're not gonna spend any money on fantasies or something. I mean, I don't know, the, the, the innovation of, of how wacky and weird and out of the box, the season one through eight fantasies were seems to be sort of gone in season nine.

Yeah. You know, I don't, I don't know if the money was the same. You know, I don't know if the money was the same. You know, I don't know, man. Dude, I fucking Indiana Jones threw someone's colon in season seven or some shit like that. Yeah. You know what I mean? In this, there is not one fantasy that's even close to that. Yeah. And while they started-

We melted Judy's face. I mean, your face. There was not one fantasy this season even close to that. Yeah, one thing I didn't realize before we watched it was A, that idea of them giving up on the fantasies, and B, what one of our callers pointed out, the idea that they really gave up any interest in any staff that isn't a nurse or a doctor.

I'm not even nurses. Sorry, not even nurses, just doctors. Just doctors. It's just the med students. That's it. And I like what she said about that because it made me think, oh yeah, that was so much of the charm of Scrubs. It was about the whole staff of a hospital, not just the doctors.

And this one is solely focused on the doctors. But it's like that with all of them and the only things that they use to remind you that this is scrubs is sprinkle us in, you, myself, and it's a little too much. It's like an overpowered, they put like way too much salt and we're the salt, you know what I mean? Well, you come in and you say that one thing

on your bucket list is to make a giant gauze ball. I can't believe that Turk and JD never did that. Well, you make it clear that that's on your list. Kelso is there with his niece, but we get a sense that it's not his niece because- No, that's an escort, buddy. She's an escort because she says to him, he says he was playing Scatagories with his niece.

This was a little funny. And she goes, you're still on the clock. And he turns and goes, she means the Scatagories clock. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I like the Kelso, I'm not gonna lie,

I like the Kelso storyline. I hate that, I hate that, you know, it takes someone from the old regime, you know, having to, what did we used to call it, pull it out of your ass Wednesday? What was it? Pull it out of your ass Thursday? Johnny C used to say that, pull it out of your ass Wednesday or something? Yeah, because by that time Bill wasn't, you know, the scripts weren't- They weren't quite ready yet, so he'd be like, all right, it's time to pull it out of your ass Wednesday or something? Yeah, because by that time, Bill wasn't, you know, the scripts weren't.

They weren't quite ready yet. So he'd be like, all right, it's time to pull it out of our ass. Pull it out of your ass, baby. Yeah. And it seems like that's, you know, this is one of those things where it's like, we're gonna just make you old now.

And you know, you still work at the school, but now you're old. We're gonna make it so that. Well, he doesn't, does he work there? No, he's a teacher still work at the school, but now you're old. We're gonna make it so that- Well, does he work there? No, he's a teacher. Even in the beginning, that's why Cole is, that's why Cole and Denise are fighting throughout the show because he has to prep something.

Cox wants Cole to prep Kelso's class for something, is what happens. wants Cole to prep Kelso's class for something is what happens. Like he teaches a few courses at school. Oh, okay. Well, anyway, he needs to be examined because he fainted. And so that's going on. Kelso's being examined. And then there's physical exams in Turk's class

where the students are going to give each other physical exams in the class, they're going to partner up. And then he warns them, Turk does, that it's typical for everyone to think they have every disease possible after this exercise. So don't be surprised when they do. It's like you noticing like a hemorrhoid and then going online and looking up hemorrhoid and it's saying it could be this. And then now you're going down the rabbit hole.

I do that. And your hemorrhoid is now rectal cancer. I don't do it for hemorrhoids, but whenever I have, I mean, I know I'm not alone in this. I'm sure our listeners can empathize, but when you like go down the rabbit hole of looking what you might have and it always ends up with you're dying.

That's everything. I actually had a scary dark spot like this that I found, similar to Cole's in the show. And I was so positive. It was every sign I could find on the internet said that I had a malignant tumor and that it was probably spread to my lymph nodes. I was so scared, but I just got myself all worked up because the internet will quickly

lead you to the worst case scenario. It's a great thing that we have good insurance and stuff like that. And I mean, it's to be like, yo, I got some shit. I don't know what the fuck it is. And you have a doctor that says, all right, calm down. It's probably nothing. Send me a picture. You know, we're very, very, very, very lucky

to have that type of doctor in our lives. Not everybody has that. I'm very appreciative for my doctor because of that also. You know what I mean? Yeah, I like that too. I used to have this really funny doctor and he said I could always text him and I would just, if I coughed up a loogie,

I would just take a picture of it and send it to him. So he was amazing. Let's take a break, Donald. And I'm gonna edge the audience right now and tell them that when we come back, Donald is going to... I'm not gonna do anything that you're about to say, bro. I'm trying to edge them.

Why won't you help me edge them? Well, you can edge them, but come on now, it sounded like you were about to have me do something out of the ordinary. Okay, well, I don't want you to do anything inappropriate. We have a, we have a, we have Joelle and Daniel present. Maybe they could turn off their cameras and you could do something inappropriate. No, that's enough. Let's move on. We'll be right back after these messages. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception.

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They're gonna have to listen to the podcast. But I don't know and I made the podcast. Well, I made the podcast and I think you guys were along for the ride. Each week we bring in a script, we read it, and then we give each other notes. And you'll also hear about our adventures navigating the Hollywood system. The show features amazing guests like Tim Robinson, Lily Sullivan, Weird Al Yankovic, and Rob Hubel. And like any great blockbuster, it's filled with heartbreak, adventure, suspense, and just a little tasteful nudity. And some distasteful nudity.

Sorry about that guys. Listen to Get It to Dutch, a screenwriter's journey on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Is that McDonald's? Everybody! I wanna meet Scrubs. Oh, and I wanna meet Black Scrubs, too. He's right here. He's right here. Hey, what's up, Peter Griffin? Um, okay. So, Cox is examining Kelso. Denise versus Cox over Trang. Everybody's fighting.

The students think they have all the diseases. Lucy thinks she has both scurvy and rickets. Trang thinks he has dementia. Come on. And then Cole, who I guess loves T-Pain, because he's very high on T-Pain in this episode. He loves the auto-tube. Yeah, by the way, I didn't know that T-Pain

has such a beautiful voice. Yeah, he does. In real life, yes,, I didn't know that T-Pain has such a beautiful voice. Yeah, he does. Yes, he does. Everybody who knows T-Pain, he had to prove that shit a long, long time ago because everybody fucking clowned him for the autotune shit. And he was like, I just like the way it sounds, bro.

That shit's fire, but I could sing. But he can really sing. But like, sing better than like a lot of people. Yeah, for sure. Not just like, okay, like great. No, listen man, he's a fucking artist, man. And he found something that nobody was doing and he did that shit and got, you know, what's crazy is that he had to prove,

oh, I can fucking sing because he found Elaine. Because he found Elaine. Right, a lane because he found a lane. Right. But then did he stop after he got all made fun of, did he stop using it? Hell no. He's still fucking T-Pain, baby. He's a great producer. He's still a writer.

He's still all of those things, man. The only thing I want to add to this conversation is what's even more damning is how hip hop has adjusted so much toward the auto tune and how normal use of auto tune was, despite the fact that T-Pain was clowned relentlessly for using it in the first place. The only like comeuppance is the people who still stand by T-Pain and that documentary, Zach, I think it was called This Is Pop that you were talking about a long time ago on Netflix. He had like a bit of a comeuppance because of that, but still like he's owed apologies

by a lot of huge people in music because of what he influenced. Like hip hop would not be the same. Fuckin' Jay-Z wrote a song called Death to Auto-Tune. Yeah, yeah. And in the song he says, "'Get back to rappin', you T-Painin' too much.'" Oh my gosh. It's fucked up.

Well, justice for T-Pain. I saw a video. In front of the motherfucker, I seen it at the awards. He said that shit in front of him. Do you wanna hear a little piece for T-Pain. I saw a video. In front of the motherfucker, I seen it at the awards. He said that shit in front of them. Do you want to hear a little piece of T-Pain singing? Rock the crowd too. Oh, I just want to get to this because I saw, I don't know if this was the video I saw, but.

Baby girl, what's your name? Let me talk to you. Let me buy you a drink and I'm T-Pain. You know me, Convict music that be bowie. I know the club closed at three What's the chances that you rolling with me back to the crib? Show you how I live. Let's get drunk and forget what we did She think it's a really well What we did on the value train. T-Pain can sing. He can sing really well.

And I think the Renaissance is coming. Donald, he's hosting a Juneteenth party at the Hollywood Bowl. I bought tickets. I was like, there's no way I'm missing T-Pain on Juneteenth. That'll be fun. It's going to be a lit. That sounds amazing, actually. What is it?

He's hosting a Juneteenth celebration at the Hollywood Bowl. She made us drinks to drink. We drunk them, got drunk. Come on, baby. T-Pain can sing in the front. And now you know what we, whatever the fuck he says.

T-Pain is owed apologies. For sure. It's so fucked up. Like people just want to bring people down. Can I get to, yeah. Can I get to, yeah, speaking of getting- I'm trying to fucking give T-Pain his flowers. We did, we did.

I'm trying to give him his flowers. We've already done it. T-Pain, I know you listen to the podcast and I just want to say, I only listen to your music. Just gonna keep it 100, as Donald would say. I knew T-Pain that you were Mr. Autotune, but then I saw some Instagram reels showing off your insane voice,

and I want to say T-Pain, you are owed your flowers. Thank you, I'm back. Okay, so can we just get into this one line in this rap battle? and he is One of the best lines I've ever heard in my life, but I think he Missed said the person's name. I took about the Haley Joel Osment versus Haley. Yeah Austin I don't know. Yeah, you got this shit memorized.

You fucking know exactly what I'm, but it's still one of the best lines ever though. Am I battling ghosts or AI? Got a nigga feeling like Haley Joel Osmeen. That's what it should be. Osmet, his name's Holly, his name's Holly Joel Osmet. Right, Osmet. Funny, he was in the movie called AI.

My Sixth Sense telemeter off theme. Dude, first of all, AI and ghosts and fucking the Sixth Sense are ghost writers and fucking them. Dude, the niggas. I'm just sorry. Okay. It's one of the dopest lines I've heard in a long time. It's a lot of poetry to break down. Yeah. Well, that was our segment of Okay. It's one of the dopest lines I've heard in a long time. It's a lot of poetry to break down.

Yeah. Well, that was our segment of Donald Loves the Rap Battle between Drake and Kendrick Lamar. And now back to our normal program for those of you who aren't following the rap battle. Zach, I love you. My wife is following the rap battle. You could... Even she's following his. What do you mean you're not? This shit is over with. The music is fired the rap battle. You could, even she's following his. What do you mean you're not, this shit is over with.

The music is fired, oh man. You have the perfect wife for you. You've got her following the rap battle. You got her deeply invested in the Knicks. I bet she wants me to be able to go to game seven. If you take her, she'd want you to go. I was texting Donald and Casey during the last game. And because Casey didn't know that I was now following the Knicks.

I mean, New York is a buzz right now. The Rangers. Oh, it's so fun being here. The Rangers and the Knicks. People are so excited. So it's got me feeling like so beautiful. I So beautiful. So beautiful here right now. There's tulips everywhere. I'm going to see a play with Bill Lawrence tonight and Matt Tarsus. It's called Stereophonic. It's a play about the recording of an album. It's an interesting concept.

I don't really know much about it other than it's not a musical in a sense that people break into song, but because it's a play about the recording of an album, they sing songs that are on the album and like takes place in a recording studio. That's cool. Yeah, it's for the talk of the town. Everyone's chatting about it.

And then tomorrow night, we're gonna see Steve Carell in a production of Uncle Vanya. And then Saturday night, we're gonna see Charlotte Lawrence at Radio City Musical. Full dance card, sir. Do you ever think about going and doing Broadway again? I'd love to do a Broadway show.

I've told everyone, yeah, it's really on my mind. I just had an epiphany recently that I missed it so much. I've been seeing so many shows and I've been enjoying the theater so much and it's where my whole interest in the arts began. When I was a little kid and my dad would take me to both Broadway and be in the local community theater plays. And the only, you know, I've done off Broadway. The only Broadway show I've done is

the musical Bullets Over Broadway. But I'm really of late gotten very clear that I want to do a show. I've told my agents that, and I'm just trying to find the right one. Hopefully for the fall. I'm putting it on my whiteboard, guys. Put it up.

I'm manifesting it. I really wanna do a Broadway show. I don't know if it's gonna be a musical or a comedy or a drama. Can I ask you a question? Anything, it's Donald, right? It is. Zach? Zachary.

Go ahead. Okay. Have you seen Back to the Future yet? No, I don't really have an interest in that. I'm sorry to everyone involved. I am going to see, I think, the Outsiders musical. That's a new musical based on the book, The Outsiders.

Not the movie? Well, I think the movie and the musical are both based on the book. Do you think they'll put in as we hold on? No, that's not the outsiders. That's the land before time, isn't it? Together. That doesn't sound like the outsiders. What's the song at the end of the outsiders?

I don't know. I haven't seen the outsiders since I was a little kid. Pony boy, stay golden pony boy. You know what I would watch is Iron Eagle, the musical. Oh God. I wonder if I could audition for the Lou Gossett role. No, you could not. I can't.

It's too bad. I would crush that. If it's based on the screenplay, no. I don't think Iron Eagle is a book first. Oh, okay. There it is. I would crush the Iron Eagle musical. Well, actually I could play his father

because I could just imagine the songs. I also want to see the notebook, not because I have an interest in seeing the notebook, the musical per se. I love Nicholas Sparks, come on. You don't love Nicholas Sparks. But Ingrid Michaelson wrote all of the music. Yeah, I see that.

Oh, okay. That's why I want to go see it. That's interesting. Yeah, bro. I wonder if it Oh, okay. That's why I wanna go see it. That's interesting. Yeah, bro. I wonder if it's a song. We didn't talk about that Wicked trailer. I wonder if it's a song. I wonder if there's a song before we get to,

oh God, motherfucker. See, this is what I was worried about and it happened. And just like, see? No, listen, you be quiet. You be quiet. I told you this was gonna happen and it happened and you know I'm right, but go ahead, go ahead. Donald didn't wanna watch the little featurette

they dropped, because he's like, I don't wanna see too much of the movie on this podcast, as you recall. Then the next day, like the clever marketers they are, they dropped the full real trailer, and guess who was the first to text it to me in our text chain, Mr. Donald Faison. I watched it twice. One regular, once while pooping. I was not prepared.

I got goosebumps. Dude, that shit looks amazing, man. It looks great. But they told the whole story, just like I said they would. Wait, someone told me today they broke it into two movies. It is broken into two movies. Yeah, two movies. As they should.

This fucking, this thing, look, this shit, it should be. Listen, okay listen. So when's the second one come out? It should not be two movies. It should not be two movies. This is gonna be an action packed, this is gonna be. Listen, you guys. It's a long show. God, you guys are thinking this is gonna be some fucking,

there's a lot of action in between. The first act. When I was in high school, Wicked came out and I was a musical theater kid. I know Wicked front to back, forward to back. Same. Exactly. So the first, so you know the first act alone is enough. It's a lot of story.

It's a lot of story for two hours, y'all. And historically, what's been most criticized about that show is its second act. So to be like, we're gonna just isolate the second act and give it to you. It's so much darker than the first half. And really what you like is the first half. And then at the end, she's already gets her victory.

If they can shorten that second act, I think I don't know how it's going to work. We'll see. We'll see. I think that final battle for Oz freaking at the end is going to be outrageous. There's going to be music involved. All of the things have to be, like, the play has to do it all in silhouette. The play has to do so many things. Like, there's so many things they can go back to.

Her getting splashed with water. All of these things can now be put back into... Spoilers. Spoilers. Come on, bro. Come on, bro. He said spoilers. Why don't we sing the song real quick, Tom? Don't, all of the things in The Wizard of Oz that happened can now be seen in a different,

like they, I hope they hired a Dorothy. I hope they, you know what I mean? I hope we see Toto. I hope we see, I don't want that shit to be in shadow. I think there's something special about, I don't know, man. If I die before you, will you sing,

because I knew you, I have been changed for good at my funeral? Oh my gosh. I'm gonna sing popular. No, I don't want that. You're gonna be popular. In heaven, in heaven. Popular, you're gonna be popular in heaven.

In heaven. I'll teach you the right cohorts. I want you to sing. To be good at sports. I want you to sing with a full choir. Because I knew you. I'm gonna write this. I'm gonna send Moe to sing.

Something has changed within me. Something is not the same. I'm sick of playing by the rules of someone else's game. Too late for second guessing. Too late to go back to sleep. It's time to trust my instincts, close my eyes and leave. Orivo looks good as hell in that movie. It's time to try defying gravity.

We have to keep this show. Well, he can sing this fucking. Yeah, he can. I think that I'll defying gravity. All these women breastfeeding, their babies just unlatched and you can't hold me down motherfucking fucker Okay, calm down You ready calm Alphaba why'd you have to do it?

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Get It to Dutch, A Screenwriter's Journey. It's about screenwriting. And a journey. The three of us play aspiring screenwriters on a quest to get a hit Hollywood script to famous producer Dutch Huxley. Well, I would say one of us is aspiring and the other two are sort of struggling. Which one of us is aspiring?

Well, they're going to have to listen to the podcast. Hmm, but I don't know and I made the podcast. Well, I made the podcast and I think you guys were along for the ride. Each week we bring in a script, we read it, and then we give each other notes. And you'll also hear about our adventures navigating the Hollywood system. The show features amazing guests like Tim Robinson, Lily Sullivan, Weird Al Yankovic, and Rob Hubel. And like any great blockbuster, it's filled with heartbreak, adventure, suspense, and just a little tasteful nudity. And some

distasteful nudity. Sorry yeah, sorry about that guys. Listen to Get It to Dutch, a screenwriter's journey on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back. And we're back. What you trying to get into? What are you trying to get into? You know, I'm trying to get into that. I'm trying to get into, what they're showing. What are you trying to get into? You know, I'm trying to get into that.

I'm trying to get into a lot of things. It's too late to audition for the Wicked movie. Damn it! You know, Myron Kirstein, who cut Garden State in Wish I Was Here and Going in Style, my editor, he cut the movie. Oh wow. I'm sure he has a bunch of assistance on this one

because this looks epic, man. Yeah, it does look epic. This is what The Wizard of Oz was, you know, they need to, listen, I don't say this often. You're all shook up. You got all shook up. Because this shit looks- Maybe you shouldn't have watched the trailer.

One of my favorite musicals, one of my favorite musicals is Wicked. The book is pretty dope too. You know what I mean? But like one of the best musicals is Wicked. The book is pretty dope too, you know what I mean? But like one of the best musicals ever made in my lifetime is Wicked. In my lifetime, not before, I'm not talking to stuff before, I'm not talking, but Wicked is one of the ones that'll be around for a really, really long time. It'll go down in history as a classic. They'll do it for theaters. They'll do it in theater.

It'll be revived. It'll be around for a really, really long time. 20 years from now, somebody's gonna be like, yo, you know what we should do? We should do another fucking, we have the technology now. Let's fucking really go and give everybody wicked on stage the way it needs to be seen. You know what I mean? Like this shit's forever and ever, right? and really go and give everybody Wicked on stage the way it needs to be seen.

You know what I mean? This shit's forever and ever, right? Whoever wrote the play made a forever play. Steven Schwartz. Great music. Yeah, all right, let's move on back to Scrubs. Cox needs Drew to do stuff. Denise makes up a story to get Drew to stay with her.

A whole elaborate story about her dog. But the fact that all of a sudden she becomes this needy person and he falls for it is what's weird also, you know what I mean? Why are you eating a taco after you give Kelso a lift? And then you go say you talked through your taco, so now you gotta go back and so get another taco so you can savor it.

You ever talk through your food before and be like shit? I know, but what was the point of that story? Like to leave Kelso alone? Like I was like, first I was like, why is Tarek eating as he's talking? And then you were like, I gotta go back. I talked through my taco. I think it's because we're all trying to make it seem like

it's not a big deal that we're doing this and we can leave Kelso and it shouldn't bother him that we're doing it because this is how we would treat him anyway. And, you know, there's a lot of things that, why the fuck is Turk giving Kelso a ride in first place? You have no even, you don't even have a tiny friendship. Does he call me Turkelton? Thanks for the ride Turkelton?

Does he say that? I don't know, but you don't even have a tiny friendship. Does he call me Terckelton? Thanks for the ride, Terckelton. Does he say that? I don't know, but you don't even have a tiny relationship with him. Ever. All right, well, Lucy's tries to rally the study group to go to Cole's surgery. Well, first she promises that everybody wants to go. Yeah, and then- She says it to him. She's like, everybody wants to go and support you, Cole.

Yeah. And then no one comes and Cole's mad because Lucy promised Cole people were going to come. She lied. Lucy comes with presents from the from the school gift shop to try and cheer Cole up. It doesn't work. Doesn't work. He kicks her out. He kicks her out. He tells her he doesn't need. Doesn't work. He kicks her out. He kicks her out. Tell us he doesn't need anybody. Yeah.

Kelso just randomly goes to poop in Cole's room. So he's the only one that's there to be with Cole. Before he gets into bed with him. So they. He steals his pudding. Yeah. But then he's into bed with him. So they bond. First he sees his pudding. Yeah, but then he's in bed with him. And then he implies that he's had sex with Cole's mom. For the second time in the series.

And Cole does it, he said, tell her I still see sugar plums. Yeah, what does that mean? That's supposed to be like an inside joke. I suppose, I didn't get it. I didn't get it, there was sexual innuendo, I didn't get it. That is't get if there was sexual innuendo. I didn't get it. That is definitely sexual innuendo.

But what could be the sexual innuendo of tell her I still see sugar plums. What? They should have gone with something a little more. What are sugar plums? Let's let's get there. I don't know. What is a sugar plum? What is a sugar plum?

I believe it's literally a sugared plum. It was like a dessert back in the day. Do you suck on a sugar plum? Yeah. I don't think. sugar plum, it was like a dessert back in the day. Do you suck on a sugar plum? Yeah. I don't think I suck. Cause I imagine the plum being my, or maybe his balls were sugar plums and she was sucking on them.

Yeah, how big were sugar plums? Are they testicle size or breast size? They look like balls. They're testicle size. Yeah, they look like little two balls, right? They look like strawberries almost. Oh, so maybe he was having sex with her and she was like, your balls are like sugar plums.

And he's like, I see it, I see it. I see it, I see it. That's exactly what happened. That's why he's like, when I go to the bathroom, he's like, tell her I still. For the rest of his life, after that sexual experience, he's always seen sugar plums when he looks at his testes. Yeah. I still see sugar plums. You tell her, I still see sugar plums.

He's like, because of her eyes? Yeah, sure. No, because of her, comma, I still see sugar plums. And he says, what, because of her... I don't know what Cole says. He says something like, because of her smile or some shit like that. And he's like, sure.'t know what Cole says. He says something like, because of her smile or some shit like that. He's like, sure.

He's like, sure kid, sure. I really liked the way Kelso, the way Ken, I should say, handled these scenes. You know what I mean? Because he just matter fact that, you know how you matter fact them and he didn't put too much behind it. Whereas everybody for some reason this season is adding so much season to the fucking- They're adding seasoning to the season? Yeah, they're adding seasoning to the season.

They're over-seasoning the season? They're over-seasoning. That should be the theme. Scrub season nine, over-seasoning the season. My motherfucking- Who's in your house? My mother- Do they need the mute box? You can't mute what I'm about to say.

My mother fucking chameleon. I have a leopard, I guess it's called a leopard chameleon. I don't know what it's called anyway. The fucker has different colors on it. Can you handle him or does he wachoo with a tail? He's beautiful. No, I can take him. I could pick him up and hold him and everything.

But because I'm in my garage, bugs fly into his cage. He eats them? And so moths, anything and everything. Dude, I saw this, this shit was like this big, like the size of my fist it looked like, and it flew in and landed in his shit. Like, all of a sudden I I become the trapper also. Like, I'm the fucking mom that feeds the fucking... What does it eat?

...the cereal killer, the fucking victims. Here, take the, you know what I mean? Like, Jason's mom, Jason Voorhees' mom. So, anything, any bug that comes into this room, I'm like, oh, snack time. And I try to... Oh, you try and push it over there. Towards the fucking, towards the cage.

What do you feed it? So it eats horn worms or, you know, or crickets and stuff like that. Are they dead or you put them in live? They're alive. You want them to hunt, you know, stuff like that. He'll eat them out of your hand if you want him to. But because I'm in the garage,

anything and everything has gotten in here. So he's eaten flies, mosquitoes, dragonflies. Do your kids participate in this or are they already over the set? No, this is all me, man. This is me being darkened. You are the typical parent who gets their kid a pet and then is totally responsible for teaching. This is my pet.

Hold up, this is my pet. Oh, I thought it was for your kids. I thought this shit was for me. No, this is my little buddy. My buddy,. Oh, I thought it was for your kids. I thought this shit was for me. No, this is my little buddy. My buddy. My buddy. I thought it was for your children. Chronic and me.

Is his name Chronic, really? Yeah, so it was a joke. You mean your fucking iguana Chronic? It was a joke at first. Casey was like, I need a funny name because I want to post something about us going to the fucking pet store for, you know, we went to the pet store. We went to the pet store for worms, came back with three new pets, right?

And so she wanted to do a post, so she was like, what's the name of the, I said, I don't know, Kronik, some shit like that. She was like, can I use that please? I'm like, yeah. Kronik. Wait, Donald, how many pets do you have? How many lizards and guanis are over there? I have a lizard, Rocko has a lizard, Wilder has a lizard.

We have a dog, we have a turtle. It's like a petting zoo. What's the biggest thing your lizard could eat? I mean, I'm scared to put, I would never put a mantis, a crane mantis in there, because I have a feeling it would fucking kill my shit. But pretty much any bug, man, like if it's a bug. Like, so we put, there's certain worms

that we put in there, and these things burrowed underneath, like all of the mulch that's on the bottom, and cocooned, and turned into fucking, so we put worms in, they cocooned into these big ass bugs underneath and they're starting to come up and this motherfucker is just tagging them as they come out. They're like, oh air, ba-bap! They went through a whole chrysalis and they're like the miracle of being Oh, it's fucking awesome. And what I want to do now, though, is turn it into a terrarium so that he's

actually living on plants and not just like driftwood and plastic and shit like that. I want to put like, so you handle them. I haven't touched them in a while. You got to handle them or he's going to get wild. I kind of like that. Don't you want to be able to like rob his belly and stuff? I kinda want it to be like the piranha in The Last Dragon in the tank, whatever that shit was in the tank, at Eddie Arcadians. Do you remember that?

Bruce Leroy? No. You never saw Barry Gordy's The Last Dragon? No. Don't judge me. This is a no judgment song. OK, no judgments. But when you get the opportunity. Listeners, listeners, the Komodo dragon, right?

No, it's in a it's in a water tank. It's a fucking Komodo dragons are on the ground and this thing freaking eats meat he puts a whole fucking like leg of lamb in this shit and tears it apart I think it's piranhas anyway let's take a break we'll be right back after these fine words last season millions tuned into the betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Stacey thought she had the perfect husband. Doctor, father, family man.

It was the perfect cover for Justin Rutherford to hide behind. They led me into the house, and I mean, it was like a movie. He was sitting at our kitchen table. The cops were guarding him. Stacey learned how far her husband would go to save himself. I slept with a loaded gun next to my bed. He did not just say, I wish she was dead.

He actually gave details and explained different scenarios on how to kill him. He to me is scarier than Jeffrey Dahmer. Listen to Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. More, more, more, more, more, better. Hey, I'm Melissa Fumero. And I'm Stephanie Beatriz. you get your podcasts. And we've been through it all together. And we are totally killing it. We are literally the best. No notes. Life is great. None of that was true. JK, JK, join us on our excellent adventure

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I'm Greg. I'm Brendan. And this is a trailer for a new podcast called Get It to Dutch, A Screenwriter's Journey. It's about screenwriting. And a journey. The three of us play aspiring screenwriters on a quest to get a hit Hollywood script to famous producer Dutch Huxley.

Well, I would say one of us is aspiring, and the other two are sort of struggling. Which one of us is aspiring? Well, two are sort of struggling. Which one of us is aspiring? They're gonna have to listen to the podcast. Hmm, but I don't know and I made the podcast. Well, I made the podcast and I think you guys were along for the ride. Each week we bring in a script, we read it,

and then we give each other notes. And you'll also hear about our adventures navigating the Hollywood system. The show features amazing guests like Tim Robinson, Lily Sullivan, Weird Al Yankovic, and Rob Hubel. Unlike any great blockbuster, it's filled with heartbreak, adventure, suspense, and just a little tasteful nudity. And some distasteful nudity. Oh yeah, sorry about that guys. Listen to Get It to Dutch, a screenwriter's journey on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. -♪ We watch your Wizac and Dono! -♪

Cole buys pizza to try and gain friendship. And then Cox, in a really fucked up gesture, gives Kelso, who's clearly not fit to drive, the paperwork to get his license back. And then the episode ends with Kelso almost killing the entire cast driving his car. Yeah, but I don't think that's him being old. I think that's how Kelso always was in the parking lot. Like he just doesn't give a shit about people.

No, they show him driving, remember? There's a clue to him. He's like reading the paper, he's eating, he's talking on the phone. It's not that he's old, he's just doing his own thing. He gives zero fucks. Gonna hurt somebody. But yeah, probably.

And then it ends with a little tag of Cole and Lucy trying to do a PSA for skin cancer, for trying to get, making sure you get your skin checked, everybody make sure you get your moles checks. That's actually a good PSA from fake doctors, real friends. You have to go to a dermatologist and make sure you have any dark spots on your body looked at, okay?

Donald, that's a good PSA from us. I think it's safe to say that yearly checkup is. By yearly checkup, you have to have a physical and also make sure you have your moles looked at and even ones that are hidden. Don't be shy about the one on your shaft. You gotta show the doctor. If you have a new mole on your shaft and it's not herpes,

have a doctor look at it. Well, no, I think a doctor should look at anything that's suspicious on your shaft. But I'm saying like, you gotta get naked and show the doctor any dark spots, anything. You don't know what's between your cheeks. If you have a mole on your butthole, I don't know how you know.

Well, he or she's gonna look and be like, Jim, this is crazy. I don't usually check the anus rim, but this one we got to test. We're gonna have to... You know, we're gonna have to scrape it. The more you know. We're gonna have to scrape it.

The more you know, we're gonna scrape it. I always think that though, because when my doctor does check all my moles, he doesn't like get full jiggy with it. No, but have you ever been getting a check for moles? And you're like, I mean, he looks all over my whole body with a little scope, with a little magnifying glass.

But sometimes I'm like, did you check everywhere? Like the bottoms of my feet and my tani- Usually you would say, I think I got a mole on the bottom of my feet like right But I don't know what's going on in my my inner cheeks If you would feel The type of mole No

That he was that was growing out of this motherfuckers chest. Well this one they're not all three-dimensional That is true Skin cancer comes in all different forms. Right? Yeah, everyone. The point is don't worry about this nonsense Just have your skin checked once a year, please for us. All right, we should wrap it up Joel Do you have any audio to play us? There are no voicemails today? Yeah, we and but I do have a surprise. What's the surprise? Michael Mosley is going to join us for our next episode. So next week, let Drew himself come through.

That's the final episode of Scrubs, the TV show. Yes it is. How do you guys feel? Do you feel, how do you feel about being done with this experiment? It's weird. It is a little weird. I didn't picture this day. It took four years guys.

It took four years to get the experiment, to finish the experiment. And get ready for the new incarnation of the show. It's gonna be lots of fun. We're gonna have lots of fun guests. And we're gonna keep this party going because we're having too much fun doing it. And we don't want to stop doing it because... Guess what I found. What? My HD camera.

Yes! Good. You're ready to level up. What? My HD camera. Yes! Oh, good, good. You're ready to level up. You're ready to level up, level up, level up. I am ready to level up, so that is my, that is my- Don't you wanna look, you see this, what I look like in HD, don't you wanna look like this?

Hot. I mean, I don't, listen, you're taking a really good, like I said before, I bet your cock is veiny, bro. You are taking good care of yourself. Why would my cock being veiny be an indication of me taking care of myself? Because the blood is flowing throughout your body right now.

I see, I've just started using like moisturizer and taking care of my skin a bit. No, you are moving around, you are bustling, you are hustling, you are lifting, you are running or whatever it is you do for cardio. Well, I gotta take care of my body, babe. I gotta take care of my body. Yeah, no doubt.

I gotta take care of my skin. And right now, you look great. Not only are your arms veiny, but your cock is probably veiny too. You don't, why are you so focused on my shaft being veiny? I just think that's weird. I find that, I find that women find that attractive on... Sorry, what were you saying?

You find that women... You find it attractive. I find it attractive too when I have a veiny cock. I'm like, wow, that's a fucking veiny ass cock. When you're watching porn videos, do you prefer the cock to be veiny? I prefer a smooth cock. I'm not gonna lie. All right. On the five, six, seven, eight! There's some stories about a show we made,

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Listen to More Better with Stephanie and Melissa on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you love comedy movies and Hollywood satire, with Stephanie and Melissa on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever right before your ears. It's like going to a movie with your eyes closed. And we have amazing guest stars including Tim Robinson, Rob Hubel, Lily Sullivan, Jamie Moyer, and Weird Al Yankovic. Listen to Get It to Dutch, a screenwriter's journey on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.