Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - Real Friends Classic - 501: My Intern's Eyes

Episode Date: July 25, 2023

On this week's episode, JD gets interns! In the real world, we went to DISNEY! Plus, Zach quizzes our musical knowledge as we gloriously kick off season 5.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You took the fucking iHeart Sony camera and don't use it for the what if we want to one day put these on youtube and you're gonna look like that and not high def oh that's fine with me you don't give two f's this camera's high def it's just not no that camera sucks it's just not 4k bro that's all you look pixelated compared to me look okay but i guess you know i guess it's okay let's talk about disneyland we went to disneyland oh so we sure as fuck did oh my god did you have fun joella and donald made lightsabers i did make a lightsaber i got misty-eyed in there i cried a little bit it was did you cry in there for real? Yes listen Disney has to give those performers a raise

Because they really sell the experience Like there are moments like when you take out your credit card You're like okay I'm not in the Star Wars universe It's broken but then they take you Through like a dark tunnel And a secret room and the lights Change and there are sound effects And I don't want to spoil it if you're going to go

To Disney but Magic really happens in that room And then you leave with a dope ass light change in their sound effects and i don't want to spoil it if you're gonna go to disney but magic really happens in that room and then you leave with a dope ass lightsaber it's i already booked tickets to go back to disneyland joelle you should have seen joelle and daniel because donald has been there a zillion times take in the star wars world these guys it was amazing i felt like i felt like a proud parent watching my kids digest Disney for the first time. It was amazing.

Magical. Yeah, seriously. I do want to say that I was disappointed in the Spider-Man ride. Oh, no. Oh, really? You guys weren't there

when we did the Spider-Man ride. No. But Donaldald your thought i know you're probably not going to say anything negative about about the marvel universe but i didn't think the ride lived up to any hype it was fun um it was the exact same it's like they bought the toy story ride and just re and rebranded it with different stuff. The best ride in the park for me was definitely still and always will be the Guardians of the Galaxy ride.

Oh, okay. Oh, hell no. So not Rise of the Resistance. Not Rise of the Resistance. I mean, yeah, that's a great ride too, but the best ride in the park still is Guardians of the Resistance. I mean, yeah, that's a great ride too. But the best ride in the park still is Guardian to the Galaxy. You just seem most geeked when you drive the Millennium Falcon. That's when you came out.

Well, I was just trying to see how many coaxium you guys got, and you guys only got one. I got two. We don't know all the secrets. We were not the first people to drive the Millennium Falcon. There's no secret. Well, yeah, you know, I was. Donald knows all the secrets. you've honed your skills i was one of i was if not the first the second person to fly the millennium falcon at disneyland california i'm not necessarily supposed to tell

anybody that but i did anyway and now the whole world knows the whole world knows donald you know i think i got in trouble for that too too, because I told everybody at Celebration. They told me and Bobby Moynihan, who also flew the Millennium Falcon that day, at Celebration in Chicago, don't tell everybody that you flew the Millennium Falcon. And I was like, okay. Why would they care? I walked out on stage at the Star Wars show, and I was like, I was the first person to fly the Millennium Falcon. What other things were really fun?

I like, again, you know. How was Rise of the Resistance? We didn't write it. Oh, we didn't get to do it because it broke down. Apparently, it's so complicated that it breaks down a bunch, I was told. Are you serious? Yeah, and I'm sure that I'm going to be fine. But it's very hard

to get to get to get on it and then and then when we thought we had a slot it broke down wow okay well low-key i'm thankful that we we then we left when we did because i was thinking i was you know i wasn't going to pressure joel into this but as the time kind of ticked longer and longer i was like okay we want to leave around four but we'll'll do Rise of the Resistance at four, then we'll go. And when they said it's going to be closer to 5, 5.30, I was thinking maybe we can stay another hour, but that's a long time. We're going to hit crazy traffic on the way back. We won't get home until like seven

or eight. It was so hot. It was the hottest time I've ever been to Disney. You guys, we would have been fine. It would have been all good, but we made one critical error. What's that? We drank the margaritas. After the margaritas.

Everybody got tired after the margaritas. Everybody was like, I'm ready to go home. The second we got to California Adventure. Listen, I've barely been drinking, but the second we got to California Adventure in 100 degree heat, I saw the margarita stand and I was like, we need frozen margaritas. Frozen margaritas now. And then, we need frozen margaritas. Frozen margaritas now. And then we had like frozen margaritas and then all of a sudden everyone was like,

oh. I want to go home. My kid was so pissed off. My kid was like, wait a second. We got two more hours, dad. I want to go to the... He was about to get on Space Mountain and we had just eaten. I want to go to the... Rocco had a funny moment. He was about to get on... The Space One.

He was about to get on Space Mountain and he felt... We had just eaten. So he was like... His stomach was rumbling and he's like, I can't do it. I can't do it.

Then they all went on Space Mountain. They came off. Rocco literally out of a movie lets out a huge burp and he's like, okay, I'm ready to go on Space Mountain. Love it. Did Henry ride the Incredicoaster?

Yes, he did. My nephew Henry had never been on an upside-down roller coaster, and he finally conquered his fears and did it next to Uncle Donald. You know, the first time he ever went to Disneyland was with me, and he was seven years old. And, uh, I tried to convince him to get on the roller coaster,

which was then the California screen. And he said he didn't want to do it. Right. Flash cut to now I have a seven year old. Yeah. And my seven year old is, was like, I'm getting on this ride so to make up for

missing it when we were when you know all these years ago 14 years ago he got i got to ride with henry this time yeah that's amazing that was sweet by the way the funniest part of the day was i mean there were so many funny parts today i laughed my ass laughed my ass off. But we bring Wilder, Donald's little girl. How old is she, Donald? She's six. She's six. Into the haunted mansion. And she's like not feeling it.

And then all of a sudden we're in that first elevator part. And there's a giant like witch scream. And Casey goes, oh, Joelle. Like trying to convince Wilder that it was Joelle being silly. I thought, okay, so I really did scream in there. I wasn't sure if she was actually

like, Joelle is screaming. Or if I had accidentally scared Wilder because I was screaming. Did you do a big witch cackle? I did. I did. Oh, it was you. I totally misread it it i thought that was part of the ride and then i thought it was part of the ride and that casey was trying to soothe a wilder i'm being like silly joelle no no joelle actually did it actually did the scream wait we

have to talk about uh black widow because i don't know if you saw that some early like screenings must have happened because Florence Pugh was trending on Twitter today oh really and someone said get ready

for the Marvel Pugh-niverse wow I am ready MC Pugh wow yeah I mean I guess

check out IndieWire Daniel they have this whole article about how Florence Pugh steals the movie so I'm proud of our girl. No surprise at all. That's why they hired her. Yeah, she's amazing.

By the way, so Carey Brothers, our friend, got tickets because he's like that for July 9th when it comes out. He says to me, I got two. Florence is going to be out of town because she's shooting a film. He goes to Donald and he's like, you want to be the fourth? I'm thinking Donald's not going to be out of town because she's shooting a film. And he goes to Donald.

He's like, do you want to be the fourth? And I'm thinking, like, Donald's not going to be able to go without Casey and, like, the kids. He's like, hell, yeah, I want to be the fourth. Yes, I do. Me and Donald and Carrie and his wife have a date for July 9th for Black Widow. Can't wait. I'm very excited. I'm trying to get into an early screening now. So fingers crossed, everybody.

It's season five, y'all. Let's get into it. Five, six, seven, eight. Let's get into some stories about a show we made. About a bunch of docs and nurses in a Canada who love to hate. I said here's our stories that we all should know. So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our What musical is this from? I'm going to change the lyrics, but keep the tune.

Here we go. I got it. I already know. No, wait. No, you don't. I don't think that's the song he's referring to. No. No? That wasn't it? Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, into Avengers Endgame. Like he knows, my nephew knows the different score moments. Love it. That kid is cool AF.

Yes, he was. Yeah, he was. And my whole family, they're so delightful. I love them. Okay, ready? Yeah. Season five,

season five. Who are you? What have you? Season five. That's Jesus Christ Superstar. Thank you, Joel. Donald, you didn't get that? No.

Really? It was all in my tongue. No. I'm disappointed in you. Did you get, do you know what mine is? Yeah, some Star Wars bullshit. How about this one? It's now season five of that show we call Scrubs. It's now season five of that show we call Scrubs.

It's season five, season five. It's season five. Okay. Who were you doing that for? Was it Jess Weiss, our composer friend? You were like, Carrie's wife, Jess, is a composer, and Donald was showing off to her that he had the entire score. No, they asked me to do it, and I did the whole score.

No, but I thought you'd do the hooky part, but you literally went through like, yeah, he was doing the denouement, like cello parts. It's like, dude. You're ridiculous. Woo, dude. You're ridiculous. Did you spin today, Donald? I did not spin today. I got back on the horse, man.

The whole time I was doing Cheaper by the Dozen, I was doing weights but not cardio. And, man, I got to tell you, it's hard to get that. It's a testament to how far I made it because I tried for a second to do where I was at and that was not really doable. Yeah. You know, we walked Disneyland.

So that was our cardio. No, and then the very next day I played golf right after that. Oh, wow. I played golf the next day and walked another six miles. And today my legs are a little worn out. A little jelly? Yeah, but I will say the good thing about Peloton is that it's kind of like a ski mountain. You can just do it at whatever level you're at.

And I was certainly getting pretty darn good at it. Not Casey Cobb good, but good. And today I was like, oof, back to the bunny slopes. I got to build back up. I like that. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm putting in the hustle, Donald. I'm going to put in the work. I'm putting in the hustle. I need you to join me on the hustle. I'm going to put the

work in with you. Peloton, here we go. Not only am I going to Peloton, I'm also going to lift weights too, though. Yeah, I wish you'd join me at my gym. I send Donald pictures because other than my girlfriend, I can't really send progress shots to anyone because you know but i send them to donald dude i'm gonna be honest with you uh-oh it's a little it's a little gay but sending you my progress shots i i thought that you'd be like nothing but you and like you these really tight shorts with your shirt off and for some reason reason, I get a weird boner.

So I just want you to. Well, if it shifts, it shifts. Don't deny what you're feeling. I didn't deny it. I just said it just feels a little gay. Okay. I'm okay with that. There's nothing wrong with that.

A little gay is fine, dude. We're all a little gay. Everybody's gay in Hollywood. Shit. Right? Yeah. Listen. Remember, what is it?

The Kinsey scale Which is Determines where on the Straight Gay spectrum you fall It's okay If you If your Kinsey scale moves Donald

Because you saw my abs Your abs are fucking fierce Okay Thank you You have fierce Abs right now I met Ewan McGregor And my Kinsey scale

Just blew up It was like It was like Oh boy It was no longer a scale It was just like It was like just a dot With Ewan McGregor and my Kinsey scale just blew up. It was like, oh boy. It was no longer a scale. It was just like. It was like just a dot with Ewan McGregor's face. It was like when you get on the seesaw and somebody jumps off when they're on the bottom and you go crashing down.

That's what happened when I met Ewan McGregor. He was like, hello there. And you were like. And I was like. That's all right. Do you remember how it was when we met Benjamin Bratt? Do you remember that? Yeah, same thing.

Seesaw fell. Dude, we were grabbing each other's hands. Yeah, we were slapping each other's hands. We weren't slapping. We were holding. It was like we were trying to hold each other's hands. Like, oh, my God. Oh, my God.

It's all right. Just let it happen. Let my abs wash over you. If it moves, it moves, Donald. Do you go every day? No. During the movie, I was just going when I could. Now that I'm done with the movie, I'm committed to going three times a week and then doing cardio on the two days off.

Good for you, man. That's my commitment to myself. And I'll hopefully sneak in some tennis with you, my friend. Okay. That'd be fun. All right. Let's talk about the TV show. Okay. That'd be fun. All right. Let's talk about the TV show Scrubs. This is season five.

Speaking of fit, how fucking fit are you in season five? I lost some weight. Bro, you look good. Do you remember what was going on? You looked like Taye Diggs. I had a new girlfriend, and I was trying to keep up, I guess. I don't know what it was. I don't know what happened.

I don't know why. Was this Casey or a different one? This was a, season five is a different one. So, yeah, it's Casey. Oh, a new one meaning Casey. Yeah, it was Casey coming in. Okay. All right, listen, we're attendings.

We are attendings. This episode was written and directed by the legendary uh showrunner bill lawrence very new things like the new new things that i i'm gonna be honest with you i was like wait this isn't a fantasy first of all this is the ultimate example in in in all nine years of scrubs the most egregious example of this isn't a fantasy is in this episode. Yeah, you in a backpack. I'm in a backpack, and it's not a fantasy. And then folding up with your feet by your face.

Yeah, and it's not even a giant backpacking backpack. It's like a school backpack. Yeah, and you fit inside of it. And that's how we sneak into the movies. And that's how I sneak you into my house. My apartment, I should say. I know, and by the way, I i cracked up at it but i just don't know why bill didn't just decide to flash out and make it a fantasy but he really stayed committed to it being real life there's so many moments in this that are like that even with the cardboard cutouts get the heck out of here

you hide in the cardboard cutout you hide in the cardboard cutout. You hide in the cardboard cutout like E.T. Amongst. Amidst. Amidst the cardboard cutout. Yeah, sorry. You hide amidst. However you say that shit. Amidst.

You can't say amidst. Amidst. Yeah, there you go. You hid amidst. No, I don't know how to say it. You were. A-M-I-D-S-T. Amidst.

You hid amidst. Nice. You nailed it. The cardboard cutout. I didst. You hid amidst. Nice. You nailed it. The cardboard cutouts. I did, but that's believable. No, bro. Well, what's not believable is that the janitor went into a copy room for 30 seconds. Seconds.

And comes out with that. And was able to make a cardboard cutout of me. That and Turk dropping the birth control pill down Carlos' throat. Oh my God. First of all, let's be real for a second. Wouldn't a wife, a woman, be fucking livid on the verge of ending a marriage over this? No. Not unless, I mean, it's clear that they-

You're dosing her secretly with birth control pills? It's clear that they didn't have a conversation about this baby. She said she wants to have a baby, and he's like, all right, fine, I'll do whatever you want to do. It's pretty much what happened. Bro, you're hiding birth control pills in her food. Yeah, because she said she wants to have sex. Listen, I'm going to tell you something right now. Making the baby is a lot of fun, but once the baby is in there, the sex stops, man.

It's over. I thought women get really randy when they have a baby every now and then but not every day look you heard what he said in the last eight days we had sex 20 times do you know how much i would love that if my wife for the next eight days was like we gonna fuck 20 times we gonna fuck 20 times in eight days baby so you better get ready man i would i'll be drinking all of the pineapple juice I needed to drink. I would be doing anything. I would be drinking Red Bulls.

Listen, anything and everything. To fuck 20 times in eight days, that's a freaking dream come true for me. I don't know about y'all. Can we put that on a T-shirt, Joel, in the merch store? Quoth Donald Faison. You want to quote that? Yeah, I want to put that on a T-shirt. that's a lot to put on a t-shirt dude to fuck 20 times in eight days is a dream come true for me that's a lot of words on a t-shirt bro yeah oh by the way the other thing

not to digress for a minute but we talked about putting um since donald's answer uh was so popular on family feud of an alligator being the most helpful animal to get you out of the zoo. We talked about some merch. Joelle, if you could make this happen. We need someone to draw an alligator helping people out of the zoo and then over the fence. And on the back, it's going to say, survey says. All right.

Well, I just think, Joelle, don't you think that in real life if a woman was getting secretly dosed by her husband with birth control pills that she would be a smidgen more upset than carla was it's absolutely about to be a fight it's absolutely because it that's your all your hormones it's all of them it's like what are you doing yeah if you wanted to have the conversation you could have brought it If you wanted to have the conversation, you could have brought it. Like, Turk could have been like, yo, we got to talk about how his baby out there.

Instead, he was like, what if I just accidentally choke you in the middle of the night with this pill? Slip it in your brownies. Then he's giving it to me, too. Eight more times tomorrow. And then he's giving it to me, too. I don't know when I'm eating the brownies.

And then Cox takes my urine sample in and finds out that it's positive for birth control. I like your line. I'm not trying to get pregnant. You're dosing everybody. I ain't trying to get pregnant. Right. So Elliot's moved to a new fancy hospital, which is clearly, very clearly, just one nurse's station of the hospital.

They've made it look modern. It's our hospital. They just put some blue lights up and change the decor a bit yes um and the episode opens with two big pratfalls one for me when i'm i fall down uh the hotel i'm staying in steps and then sarah falls for some apparent reason entering her new hospital and then i get caught um someone's Porsche. Yes, and I have to hand over my driving sunglasses, driving scarf, driving gloves,

and then he looks at my crotch and I go, here's your driving sock and I pull the sock out. I guess I was stuffing my jock to make myself look girthier. Well, they say when you have a car like that, you're, you know, compensating for something.

I don't think that's true because I like sports cars and I'm very happy with my Pete. Nothing like a nice girthy shaft in its natural element. We know that. Yeah, that's true. But you're saying that if you have a girthy enough shaft, you're fine driving any car, and that men stare typically with small peeps like a sports car. That's what you're saying, that you agree with that. I just, isn't that like the... Yes, that is a joke people say.

When they see a Lamborghini go by, they go, he must have a small penis or something. Right, I thought that was the stereotype. I was just. It is. I don't like it. I was trying to get into it. Because I have a sports car.

All right. Horse House. Okay, let's get into the show. Wait, before Horse House, what about baggy cargo pants? Did you see the, I used to rock these baggy ass cargo pants and they are really highlighted here in 2006. I didn't notice them. Oh yeah.

When I'm, when I'm taking out my driving sock. You have on some baggy cargo pants? You see the pants. Do you remember these pants that we all used to wear? Baggy-ass cargo pants. I do remember wearing baggy-ass clothes and stuff like that, but I don't recall you wearing baggy-ass cargo pants. It's hilarious. With the wide leg.

No taper at all. Just like the wide-ass leg that goes all the way down. You know? I still got them joints. I don't want to give them up. Whenever I put on my cargo shorts, Flo's like, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, my wife made me throw out my cargo shorts. I don't have them anymore.

Yeah, I still have one just for memory's sake. And all my cargo pants that I loved are gone too. Yeah. Unfortunately. The janitor says to me, how depressing is it being you? That's fucked up. That's so fucked up.

But then you'd say to him, I have a new intern coming in, which leads to probably one of your biggest monologues ever in the show's history, eh? That's true. And it's pretty funny. It ranges from getting the reference to Catch-22 wrong to trying to go to 1492. I'm trying to be like Cox.

I'm trying to give them my big Cox monologue. You mean it wasn't a fisherman who was out at sea and caught 22 fish? No, that's not the plot of Catch-22. That isn't the plot of Catch-22. I thought it was. I was like, oh, that's not the plot of catch 22 that isn't i thought it was i was like oh that's pretty clever yeah man i'm a dummy man when it goes i said alligator would help out animals on the family feud right you also said california was uh that was just a brain fart that was just a brain yeah but steve hartwell the judges gave it to you, though. I think it was a celebrity family feud leniency. Okay, that's fine.

No, we won with it, and I'm happy. We gave $25,000 to charity for Stop AAPI Hate. I'm cool with that. I'm just saying you did say California briefly. Yeah, but I had a brain fart. It's all good. It happens. Hey, I have brain farts too that i

couldn't think of uh what was the thing wreck what's something in your life that's a wreck yeah so wait this is the episode the whole episode we don't see keith right and then we come back the next episode and is it keith yes the one who later becomes. Keith Dudemeister. Who becomes Elliot's boyfriend. Yes. But a little bit of Scrubs Wiki trivia. From the camera angle and from seeing his hands, he's nothing like Keith. Right. He doesn't even the hair when you mess up his hair.

Right. It falls in his face. I imagine they hadn't cast him yet. And so this was a placeholder. Got it. But yeah, that was interesting that was it was very interesting because i was like i don't if this is keith one he doesn't sound like keith yeah who was it it was i don't know i didn't know if it was bill or not but it's just someone going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And Keith never really comes off afraid when we meet him later on. Or does he?

Am I missing something? I don't know. I can tell you that Scrubs Wiki said something interesting. It said maybe it's inspired by a MASH episode that was called Point of View, which is from the whole episode is from the eyes of an injured soldier. And we know Bill loved MASH episode that was called Point of View, which is from the whole episode is from the eyes of an injured soldier. And we know Bill loved MASH, so maybe it was a homage to MASH.

That shit was hilarious, that coffee machine gag, man, where Elliot's trying to fill the coffee, and she runs to the hospital to get the Foley catheter, and when she gets back, the coffee is running all down the hallway. That shit had me rolling out loud. I laughed out loud at that one.

This was the era. 2006 was when we thought we were so cool because we actually had a coffee robot on set. It was when those first things came out. And we were like, a coffee robot? And it just makes whatever you want? It's too good to be true. We didn't realize what shit coffee it was, but we were just geeked to have it. That shit was hilarious.

The whole Turkish thing was hilarious. Yeah, so JD apparently speaks Turkish fluently. Yeah, and not only that, but what was the dude's name? Omar. Omar was a thief and was stealing your pudding without you knowing about it. Yes. And we did a double play on the word Turk.

Yeah, the Turks. The Turks. I'm really pissed off. Okay, I'm getting really annoyed at the Turks right now. Yeah. Was the first one and he turns around and she goes, no, not you, Omar. I mean these two. And then you go, I'm really getting annoyed with the Turks right now. And she goes, you too? Well, I don't

know what she said, but you're like, no, Omar, he's stealing my pudding. Omar keeps stealing my pudding. Very funny. And then in Turkish, that is the language, right? Turkish, that's the language? I believe so. Daniel, you seem like someone who would know that.

I appreciate the casual throws to me knowing everything, but I'm sorry. In my mind, you're even smarter than you actually are. I talk with confidence about the things I know a lot about and come off like I know everything. I do not. I really appreciate that, though. I would have gotten it wrong.

I do. Wait, where's me? You honor me. I haven't even used you honor me in so long. I also got to come over and fix your stuff. You honor me. You honor me. You honor me in so long I also gotta come over and fix your stuff You honor me You honor me Should we talk about how J.D. bumps Don't rush me

Sorry bro Let's talk about how you fake an orgasm And it's like you have like a Fucking full on when Harry met Sally moment No but they don't let me go for real Well they clearly Censored the NBC version. You know it would have been a lot more than that.

Oh, I can only imagine what you must have done in outtakes. Wait, you could do it here. No, don't encourage him. Oh, my God. Yes, I do. Joelle. Joelle, I can't believe you're... I would like the record to reflect for any women that are offended,

I'd like the record to reflect that Joelle requested this. She asked for this. You're going to need to mix it down, I'm sure, down, right? Oh, yeah. You're going to get me there, aren't you? Zach, I love you. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm sorry about this. Oh my God. He came again. He came again.

Some for you, some for me. Oh my gosh. All right. That's like the ultimate nut, man. You know what I would say? You're welcome, Joel. You're welcome. You asked for it. You're welcome.

You know what I would say when that hit my forehead? Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. What would you say when I said to you, okay, I'm going to try to cum? What would you say? Do or do not. There is no try. Oh, my God. I'm going to try to come. What would you say? Do or do not. There is no try.

Oh, my God. I can't believe we've done this on the show. We'll probably have to cut that, but it's funny. But, you know, for the record, Joelle requested it. She did request it. I did. I think we should keep it. You call me a honky Adonis. Yes.

No, you call yourself a honky Adonis. No, I'm saying that you called me a honky Adonis. Yes. No, you call yourself a honky Adonis. No, I'm saying that you called me a honky Adonis. Yes. And I'm quite doughy this season. It doesn't look like I've been to the gym at all. I was probably having a very fun time off. This is season five. At this point, I think.

I'm doughy. I think we were all, you know, we were finding new things that we liked about ourselves. Yeah, like eating and drinking. Well, you know we were finding new things that we liked about like eating and drinking yeah well you know what you were in you are in a if i recall correctly you were in a relationship a very good relationship at this point and so yes you know you know what how it gets when you fall in love and everything like that you start eating is this the same season with Mandy? I think it is the Mandy season. I'm pretty sure it is. This is right around the time where Raiden is starting to get traction also. You know what I mean?

Like, he's starting to... He's starting to catch fuego? Well, I don't know if he's starting to catch fuego, but, you know, he would have a night at the hotel cafe. It wouldn't just be... You know what I mean? Like, I feel like Carrie was the one that brought everybody to the hotel cafe it wouldn't just be you know what i mean like i feel like carrie was the one that brought everybody to the hotel cafe yes and then you know and would always headline acts but then i think this is when raiden started to break off and do yeah raiden started to catch up fuego a bit and um and that was exciting to watch watch happen. I believe this is the season that that happened.

So it's revealed that I had to gnaw my way out of said backpack to get out because Carla says that there was a hole in the backpack. And all of her change fell through it. Yes. And the only way that I was able to get out of the tiny backpack was that I had to gnaw my way out. Which is like this is this is, I guess, where Scrubs gets really wacky all of a sudden. Well, dude, we're about to do, when are the fucking ostriches that steal your hat?

Is that this season? It might be. It could be. It's either this, whatever season that we have the baby, so it could be the next season. When we go over to Baby's House. I just said, Mandy's in the uh is in the is in the poison episode my half acre is that what you're saying joelle episode nine of this season see and she's

also saying turkish also referred to as istanbul turkish or turkey turkish is the most widely spoken of the turkic languages so there you go there's your trivia that daniel should have known well there you go all right we need to take a, and we will be right back with more of this show recap rewatch. If you've been following the news, you know that from health care access to safe schools, LGBTQ plus rights are under attack. And it's about time queer and trans youth get the microphone and tell their stories in their own words.

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or wherever you get your favorite podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers. Scrub the Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. And we're back. And we're back. And we're back. Was it I'm Going to Get You Sucker or was it Hollywood Shuffle? That's Hollywood Shuffle. Yeah, I love that movie.

Do you think that movie holds up? Yeah, absolutely. We got to watch that movie. We should do a rewatch. Tommy. Tommy, you killed my brother. I loved this dude, baby. Do you guys know this movie, Daniel Joel?

I've not seen Hollywood Shuffle. Oh, my God. You guys have to watch Hollywood Shuffle. The great Robert Townsend, the great Keenan Ivory Wayans. Joel, it will pair very nicely with Jazz Cabbage. Then you know I'm about it. Let's do it. It's morally, it will pair very nicely with jazz cabbage. Then you know I'm about it. Let's do it. It's morally, it's amazing too.

It all takes place like in the early 80s when Eddie Murphy was the king of what he did and his style of comedy was reigning supreme and how everybody wanted black people to be like Eddie Murphy on auditions and stuff like that. And one of the words that is used in this, which was used a lot back in the day, was, hey, man, do you think maybe you could do that just a little bit blacker? Oh, mm, mm, mm.

Hollywood shuffle. Was that said to you, Donald, ever? Hollywood shuffle. Was that said to you, Donald, ever? Everybody. I think if you were acting in the early 80s, late 90s, somebody tried to figure out a way to say that to you without saying it. If they did say it, you know, wow. But if they didn't, they would be like, yo, could you jazz it up or something?

Or maybe, you know. Oh, jazz it up. Put that thing, that thing, that thing that y'all doing. Then they say, like, a little more street. Right. Oh, jazz it up. Put that thing, that thing, that thing that y'all do on. And then they say like, can you, a little more street? Right, more street. More street. What was that from? That was if Evie from Small Wonder was a racist director,

Donald, could you do that again? More street. Oh my God, that is a deep cut joke. Or if Evie was a racist director, Evie from Small Wonder was a racist director and she was like, Donald, one more time, blacker.

Oh my god, that is a deep cut joke. That was one of our odd set jokes, right? That was one of our odd set jokes. You gotta know who Evie from Small Wonder is. I bet a lot of these children listening don't know. Small, come on. There was a sitcom called Small Wonder

and it was the really, really bad sitcom. But the premise was that the dad had built a robot. Daughter. Daughter. And she looked like a human, but she was a robot. And talked like a robot. And she had special powers. She talked like a robot. And she had special powers. She talked like a robot.

Yes. Donald, more street. Donald, do that again this time, blacker. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Anyway, that's fucking... You guys got to watch Hollywood Shuffle it's

Donald says it holds up I haven't seen it in years I'm gonna start making a list of all the movies you say we should watch and that's gonna be our rewatch it is a big

it is a big satire I like that that's fun it's a big satire of the film industry from the perspective of a young black filmmaker

Robert Townsend who just it was I think it was one of his earliest films right Donald? Dude, yeah. Yeah, he made the movie using his credit cards.

He was so young when he made it. Yeah, dude, like literally he took his credit, he used his credit cards to make this movie. Yeah. Don't you remember Homeboys on film where they're in the movie theater and they're, instead of Siskel and Ebert, it's two brothers from the neighborhood and they're giving you what they like about what movies they

liked and everything like that I forgot that part and they're oh man the one with dirty did they do one with Dirty Harry you don't remember he's like we give that one the finger or and then there's one where it's Indiana Jones and it's like I thought it was I thought it sucked, but he liked it, that bullshit. You don't remember that? No. You don't remember that? No, but I remember really laughing and thinking Robert Townsend was a genius.

Yeah. He is a genius, man. Like him, Eddie Murphy, Keenan Ivory Wayans. When the three of them were together, they were unstoppable, man. That was like the dynamic trio that was like the one the three of them together they all all three of them worked together yeah and they were i mean you would tell me that there was a lot of uh collaboration i didn't know about between those guys yeah man that was like the that was the crew and i know, they were all just so funny.

It was like, imagine having the three funniest people on the planet at the time working together. And that's what that was. Did I ever tell you my story? Remind me if I told you the story in the podcast where my brother and I were pitching to this, like, old white woman producer a script. And she goes, you know, you could go black with it. And we're like sure uh yeah that there's no reason why it couldn't be an african-american story and she goes you know they're doing their thing and she moved her arms like this i'm moving them back and forth and she kind of scrunched up she scrunched up her face and she's like you know they're doing that thing oh boy i never i never want her to

pitch a movie i never forgot that she should never ever pitch a movie for you ever no we were pitching a movie to her and her response was well yeah because she's going to take this to her boss and be like, you know, so I think I got them to go black with it. Yeah, they're going to go black with it, you know, because we can get them doing their thing. I wonder what she was trying to imitate because I can't tell if it's like is it a basketball move? No,

I think it was they were strutting down the street and being funny with their arms. They got the big giant giant, pimp arm walk. Okay. Yeah. Got it. That makes sense. Oh, man.

They're doing nothing. All right. Now, I laughed out loud very hard when you see JD in my tighty-whities sidestepping out of the apartment. And then you guys catch me and I go, just going to take a quick Tuesday. Quick Tuesday, yeah. That was very funny. Yeah, man.

The episode started off where I was like, this doesn't feel like Scrubs at all. Really? And then as it went on, it was like, this is when Scrubs gets wacky. It gets wacky. I mean, we literally have an ostrich that we have we get treed by ostriches they steal donald's kango and they run around with it no and

then they we can't come down because they're working in shifts as sentries yeah the ostriches that was the jason bateman episode but he makes He makes them into belts He makes their necks into belts He makes their necks into belts What season is that? Is that this season? I think it is Oh my goodness, this season is going to be wacky Yeah, this season is going to be wacky as hell

You can tell we're amped up though, Donald We're geeked, we came in all hot We came in like raring to go You know what, I think, you know what? I think like either we worked during the summer or if we didn't work, we definitely partied hard during the summer. Like we were. My doughiness suggests that I probably partied. Well, all I'm saying is we were ready to go back and be as, like we are definitely feeling ourselves in the beginning of this.

I agree. You know? I agree. The acting is really agree. You know? I agree. The acting is really big. You know? Yeah. We're like racehorses that were kept in the stable. And we're like, we're fucking, let's go!

Right. And we come out swinging, man. Yeah. Joelle, is there a guest today? There is. And they're here. All right, we'll be right back after these fine words. If you've been following the news, you know that from health care access to safe schools, LGBTQ plus rights are under attack.

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And many, many more. Join me on season three of Many Questions on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite podcasts. Seven questions. Limitless answers. And we're back. We are back. All right. Let's go to a caller, Joelle.

That's always a fun segment. I kind of like it when they're really nutty. We might need to get more people that have open relationships and stuff. That's good radio. I do like to have conversations that make people just a little uncomfortable. Yeah, I like something that would

make Bill hide under a Ted Lasso flag. By the way, LA is covered in Ted Lasso billboards. Have you noticed this? They're everywhere. They're spending that money. Good man. Good.

It's a hit show. How funny was it when Steve Harvey was about Bill was like, make that money. And he started doing the money gesture. We got a collar. Gave us a holler. We can talk Star Wars or sing show tunes, you know,

like a baller. Smoke some jazz cabbage. Maybe talk about the episode. So come on, Joel, let's get the show on the road. Give it up for Travis McKay! Hi, Travis. Hi, Zach. Hi, Zach. Hi, this is Donald Faison,

Joelle Monique, and DJ Danil. What's happening, Travis? Hey, Don. Donald. You go by Don or Donald. Donald, usually. Yeah, there's no one who ever calls you Don. Is there, Donald? You never became a Don. There are a few people out there

that call me Don. Really? Who are they? Well, you just met him, and you never became a Don. There are a few people out there that call me Don. Really? I'm not one of them. Well, you just met him, and you haven't reached Don status. Have you reached Don status, Zach? No, no, no. No, I just went to the most enduring term for the closest of his inner circle, which is shit. Twat ears.

Wait, no. Stop calling me twat ears, okay? I know it's going to happen in public, and I'm going to be so bummed out when someone calls me twat ears, okay? I know it's going to happen in public, and I'm going to be so bummed out when someone calls me twat ears. You almost did it at Disneyland. That was hilarious. I know, and then he switched to T-ears because it was inappropriate to yell twat, so he was like, T-ears, get back here.

What about when you ran into Frozone, Donald, and you had a whole scene with Frozone? You got your super suit, Frozone. Frozone found his super suit. I got i gotta post that video you are so funny and then frozen couldn't talk because he's in a suit i was like i could have watched donald and frozen talk for like a half hour the best moment was getting off the millennium falcon ride with my kids and uh your kid from uh cheaper by the dozen yeah uh and chewy talking to us and actually being able to understand what chewy was saying because he was doing sign language you understood it no he wasn't doing sign language he was asking us if we flew to falcon he asked us how we did

i told him i messed up the ship a little bit he then said to me don't worry i can fix it by you know what i mean like but i knew that he was saying it i was like holy cow all of these years of watching star wars i definitely speak wookiee now so you're saying donald i actually have i can actually do a chewbacca let's hear it that's pretty good all right chewy i don't think you don't sound impressed. No. Is that good? All right, Travis, welcome to the program. Where are you calling from? Dallas, Texas.

Welcome, welcome, welcome. Hello, Texas. Hello, Texas folks. We love you, all you Texans. Travis, what's your question for us today? So my first question was, you know, they say never to to meet your heroes and i'm kind of doing that right now but i would want to know when is an a moment that you guys have met somebody that you've looked up to or it doesn't necessarily have to be a hero but they were better than they expect than you expected them to be better than we expected yes their generosity kindness times that's happened a couple that's a good question i'm glad you didn't ask the opposite because we couldn't really say that about someone.

We wouldn't speak ill of anyone. Whenever I met Eddie Murphy, he was very, very – he was always very nice and gave a lot of compliments to me and my family every time I've met him. And that is a hero of mine, and I was nervous that he wouldn't be like that. Denzel Washington, the same thing. When I was working with Denzel, he very much was the character he played in Remember the Titans. He stuck to it. But once it was over, every time I – I mean, I remember one time

I was walking down the street in Hollywood, and Denzel drove by and stopped his car and rolled down the window to talk to me. You know what I mean? He hollered at me while I was walking. Hey, hey, hey, hey, Donald. And I look in the car, and it's Denzel in the car. And I was like, yo, dude, what is it? You know what I mean? Oh, my God.

So every time I've had the opportunity to meet one of my heroes, it's been that way. The only hero that I haven't met, a hero of mine that I haven't met, is Harrison Ford, believe it or not. I've never met him. I'm scared to meet him, too. I'm going to be honest with you. Because that is one of those moments. That's one of those moments where— You just got to pull out a joint, and he'll be your best friend.

Well, I hope that would happen. Or it could be he's like, get the fuck out of here. I to join and he'll be your best friend. Well, I hope that would happen or it could be he's like, get the fuck out of here. I don't think he would be rude to you. My answer is Bobby D. Bobby D. De Niro. I looked up to him my whole life. I used to intern

at the Tribeca Film Center, which he created and runs in New York. And I remember I was an intern and I saw him get in the elevator once and I was like, I had never even seen a celebrity of that magnitude before. And then cut to, you know,

a little over a year ago. And I'm starring in a movie with him and, uh, which is coming out by the way, she, uh, which is coming out by the way. Um,

July 23rd, isn't it? July 23rd, the comeback trail. So if you're on your phone right now, put it? July 23rd, the comeback trail. So if you're on your phone right now, put it in your iCal. July 23rd. Go ahead. And he was just so cool.

You know, I can't speak enough to how instantly we were friends and talking about so much stuff. And then he invited me and Florence over his house for dinner. And, um, and that was the most surreal experience of my life. And, uh,

we text to this day all the time. And I just cannot believe that I'm friends with Robert De Niro because he's one of the, my favorite actors of all time. And, and so, yeah, the moment I was in his massage chair and his house,

um, and Florence and I were giggling, I was like, this is pretty crazy. So I have two more people that I should probably. Go ahead, Donald. So when I met Robert De Niro, I was a kid. Don't fucking get on my De Niro shit. I got to do that. Well, let me tell you about the time that I hung out with Denzel. okay and i was doing and i i was i he had me do the table read for bronx tale a bronx tale

and then i auditioned for a bronx so i didn't get the movie which you know kind of sucked but i remember going on the audition i remember going to the table read and meeting everybody it seemed like from a scorsese film was there, like all of the actors. And I remember that was one and everybody was mad cool. But the one time where I was like, I'd maybe I shouldn't do it because everybody tells me not to do it was Bill Murray. I want to meet him so bad. At an audition, he walked out of the of the room and people I remember people telling me, if you ever meet Bill Murray, don't say anything to him. He doesn't like that shit. And he walked out.

And everybody gets quiet and doesn't say anything. And I was like, fuck, this might be the only time I ever get to meet this guy. Even if he yells at me, I'll take it. And I go, hey, Bill. And he turns around. I go, man, I really loved Ground groundhog day and he looks at me and he goes thanks kid thank you so much and then gets in the elevator and leaves and that just made my day the fact that he was like fuck you he might have muttered that to himself in the elevator but

yeah but still have you i i love have you seen the uh have you seen the netflix movie about meeting bill murray where he'll just show up at like random parties and uh like he showed up at some party in london he was like doing their dishes and he'd like go up and like eat somebody eat something off of somebody's plate and he said i dare you to tell somebody no one no one will ever believe you and they'll just walk off he's played and he said i dare you to tell somebody no one no one will ever believe you and they'll just walk off he's amazing like that man like he is he is a legend like he is an ultimate legend like the the fact that i don't know if this is true or not but there's a number that you call it is true if you want him to be in a movie and if he's and if he decides he wants to

do it he just does it there's an 800 number i got it i got it from a director because i i was thinking about trying to offer him something and uh i don't know if you can see this but look at that wow he's got a bill murray t-shirt that's cool bill murray t-shirt my wife loves that shirt loves it all right travis what's your what's your next question my friend so i would like to know uh oh by the way i want to give your girlfriend a compliment zach go ahead i love her voice and i could listen to her read a phone book yeah she has a very very very distinct thing and most people don't know this about her um um she has an incredible singing voice she was when before florence broke with her first film

she was kind of deciding whether to pursue the singer songwriter route or the acting route. Obviously, she wanted to do both. And then she got a film and blew up. But she is an incredible singer as well. My second question. So I wanted to know, like, if you were going to submit like a scene or a monologue or something from anything that you've done like scrubs or a movie or whatever for let's just say it was like an oscar reel what from your body of work would you submit and what would you submit from each other's body like zach what would you put from donald's body of work that's a great question i'd put donald doing the poison dance i'd obviously put his classic scene with denzel oh yeah i would i would definitely put uh donald in the car getting on the highway in clueless i would put all of garden state up that's not a real oh the whole you can't put up the whole

movie donald okay so you're just saying real... You can't put up the whole movie, Donald. Okay, so... You're just saying that because you can't remember individual scenes. No, that's not true. But I would put all of Garden State up. I would put... I would try and throw his name in the hat for director as well because I think he's

one of my favorite directors when I know when he does something, if I'm in it, I'm going to fucking be good. You know what I mean? Because he has a great knack for communication with actors. Thank you. Let me see. I don't know, man. I don't know.

He has a lot of things that are very good. And whole bodies. Like, he's a great storyteller. So I would have to put all of Garden State. I'd have to put all of Wish I Was Here. I'd have to put, like I'd be like- I got a deep cut that you don't know. And it's from Last Kiss.

And it's one of my favorite scenes I've ever been in. And it's me and Tom Wilkinson on the front porch. On the porch, yeah. But he's great in that scene too. He's really good. I know, he drives the scene. I just, when he asked this question, I've never, it's a very good question i haven't thought about it and my brain went you know your brain just automatically you know there's obviously the things i'm most known for

but my brain went to that scene with tom wilkinson is something i thought was special isn't it like he said did you actually do this thing that she's accusing you of doing and that where he says that and then he says he says a great quote which is something that if i'm paraphrasing but it's something like it's it doesn't matter what you say it's what you do to the people who love you that matters what you say means nothing it's what you actually do something like that i don't know it's really powerful yeah it's a very underrated movie great cast um all right it's time for texas's favorite segment everybody dallas texas's favorite segment joe it's time to fix your

travis how can we fix your life we're here to help you no my question was that um ever since i had a kid i've've noticed that the relationship that I have with my friends that don't have kids has kind of changed. And my priorities have changed. And I've noticed that it turns into tension and things like that. And I was wondering how the two of you, has y'all's relationship changed since, I guess, has Donald had kids the entire time? Or how do you guys navigate that with Zach not having kids and Donald having kids? Favorite part of the show. Oh, there she is.

Hi, guys. Hi, beautiful. That's Travis and Casey. Hi. That's Travis and Casey. Hi. And Travis was just asking how we navigate our friendship when y'all have all these kids and I have none. How we do it because I'm so free and don't have any responsibilities in the children department.

But y'all have like 37. And he's from Dallas, Texas, so be extra nice. Oh, hi. Hi. And he's from Dallas, Texas, so be extra nice. Oh, hi. All right. Well, just to give an example of how out of touch Zach is with having kids, we've been friends with Zach for 15 years, and our oldest is almost eight. And two days ago was the first time he's let us go to Disneyland with our kids. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I think Zach's just kind of coming around now.

You know, we find all- But I love your kids when I'm with them. Of course, of course. I play with them like crazy. Hey, I get it. If I didn't have kids, I wouldn't want to hang out with kids. Well, sometimes we go to Disneyland and it's an adult trip to Disneyland. Joelle's nodding.

She knows. Yeah, it's always an adult trip. And sometimes you bring the Rugrats because they slow shit down. Yeah. With their tiny legs. First time we brought the Rugrats was two days ago. Yeah, no, I think he's just kind of meeting us in the middle. We try.

We like to have adult time with Zach because it was like that for so long. Zach, I love you. Oh, God. Did he play Zach, I love you? He said, I love you. Zach, I love you. Casey, calm down. We have a guest here. It's not appropriate. I should charge people for that.

We should make it a ringtone, Joelle. We can make Zach, I love you a ringtone. You need to be on Cameo. No, we're not going to be on Cameo. Casey, you can go on Cameo. But, you know, I think we have to do just as much as Zach does as far as meeting in the middle. Because I really, I think I'm very conscious of it. If it was up to Donald, Donald would be like, well, fuck it.

If we can't bring our kids, we're never going to go anywhere. And I still like to go places without my kids because I had such a fun life before kids as much as it is fun now. But you guys, you know, we were having a barbecue and you said, should we bring the kids or not? And you're like, they're going to be loud. And I was like, it's a barbecue. Have them swim. Who cares? And they had an amazing time.

Yeah. Well, they're also older now. They're at the age now of, you know, understanding that Uncle Zach gets really pissed off if you scream. So they- No, my only, no, not pissed off. I just have a no screeching policy. And Casey's like, I just decided if it comes from Uncle Zach, it might stick better than if mom is like, keep it down, keep it down. I was like, guys, do whatever you want. There's no high pitch screaming. Yeah. One of them actually raised their voice in the pool and Zach said, is like keep it down keep it down i was like guys do whatever you want there's no high pitch screaming yeah one of them one of them actually raised their voice in the pool and zach said yo

it's a little too loud but don't you want don't you want uncle zach to lay down some yeah exactly my son looked at him with eyes like huge well because when it's from you guys they're like roll their eyes and they're screaming 10 seconds later. But if Uncle Zach lays down a rule, they might listen. Yeah. He got real staccato with it. Yeah.

No screeching. He's like, hey, shut your mouth. No, I did not. Oh, I know. Tone it down. I didn't say it like that either. I said tone it down. You got real staccato.

But I have to say, you've given in quite a bit over the past two years, I would say. Well, you guys are a beautiful family. And I hope I have kids. I really would love to have children one day. And it was nice. There's a child from Cheaper by the Dozen who I really bonded with. And we brought him and his mom to Disneyland.

And I can see that I have this paternal instinct in me to want to be a dad one day. And I hope I'm as good a parent as you are one day, you two. You're going to be a great dad. I hope I am, too. Well, how old is your kid, Travis? Almost two. Okay. Congratulations.

Are you a good dad? Do you put in the time? I put in the time whenever I can. Well, I mean, I'm an anesthesiologist so I get the times that I am home, I'm parent number one. And the weekends that I'm not working.

Guess where he lives? In Dallas. I know. I have to say this. I have to say, my kids, I don't know, I can't speak for all kids, but my kids notice when he doesn't help me. They notice all kids but my kids notice when he doesn't help me they notice all the time they know so they you know he could buy them every gift in the world take them to target every day buy them whatever but they will still be like but dad's lazy oh my god but that dad

didn't help you this morning dad did this't do this. So I think if you just, you know, you know, portray a partnership. There was no shortcuts, no delegating. I knew it was an issue and that I needed to step up more when my kid was like, yeah, but dad, you know you're lazy. I was like, what? Wow. That must be hard when you're like, that must be hard when you're like, that must be hard when you're like, bro, I just paid the mortgage. I just bought you food. I'm lying down on the couch for a second.

But that's the thing. They can't wrap their head around that. That doesn't mean anything to them. What they see is someone sitting on the couch, whether he just got home from working all day or like you, working all night, whatever, coming home, sitting on the couch. And if the wife is the one doing everything, dressing, fixing the food, doing all this, even if you just stand up and act like you're in there helping in some way, that's all it takes for them to think. Yeah. My daughter, like I had worked a long day yesterday and she just ran up and like,

she just said no and shoved me and ran off to my wife. Yeah. Wow. That's just girls. That all right casey we gotta finish the show we love you thanks because the air conditioning guy needs to get up okay okay we're finishing air conditioning guy our finishing travis um you're welcome we have one question travis you're an anesthesiologist, right? Yes, I am. Now, I had a hernia surgery many years ago, and I remember they gave me something in the, right before they took me in, they gave me a shot of something. It wasn't the full anesthesia, but it was a little, what was that, Travis? That was delicious. This is called Versed.

Versed. Versed. Yeah, that made me feel really, really good. Yes. It comes requested by name very often. Okay. Well, I'm telling you, if you have to get surgery, ask your anesthesiologist for some Versed. This is Zach Braff.

This is your fake doctor recommendation. Because for a second, I was like, okay. If I ever go under again, I'm going to try i ever go under again i'm gonna try and fight it i'm gonna try and fight it yeah my patient all the time like i'm i'm gonna stay awake it's like do what you can i'm undefeated i'm gonna i'm gonna try and fight it i'm gonna stand out i'm gonna as loud as i can it's not gonna work i'm gonna do it gritting your teeth. Wait, one more anesthesiologist question. I know this is probably as an anesthesiologist, but you'll know the answer. I'm told that after you have a colonoscopy,

you still technically experienced it, but then they give you a drug that wipes your memory like men in black of the experience. Is that true? still i think we're still talking about versed now i i don't typically give people versed for colonoscopies just because it's a quick procedure and i want them to be able to get up and get out of the hospital so but no there's no like men in black pen or anything like that oh i heard that i heard something that maybe maybe someone's making shit up but like you really do experience the full colonoscopy. And then, but they give you something after the men in blacks, your memory. No, no. I mean,

there's some people that will like wake up. There's one portion where they're going around the band where it gets real stimulating. And some people will just stimulate. Yeah. Like cock or like they sit up. Like people ever get erections. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Like ever. Like from colonoscopies. like ever like yeah like from colonoscopies really no not from colonoscopies oh have you been in surgery uh doing anesthesiologist and someone just randomly got an erection yeah i mean when they're they're like putting fully catheters in yeah they'll sometimes they will wow that sounds like it hurts it doesn't feel. It's more like uncomfortable than painful. If they use enough lube. If they use enough lube, Donald.

I mean, look, man. Sorry, Donald. Donald, have you had a colonoscopy yet? I've had a colonoscopy. You have? Yes, I have. I gotta have mine. Get it done. I'm worried. Get it done. I'm worried I'm gonna break Travis's

record and be the first one to get an erection. Oh, boy. Get it done, bro. No joke. It's worth it. No, I know. Of course. And we're joking, but all you men out there, what's the age, Travis? We can do a public service announcement. 40 years old. Yeah, they just changed it to 40.

Now, if you have a strong family history, then they'll bring you in earlier, but it's usually 40. All right. Well, now we're going to switch to a serious public service announcement. 40 and above, you got to have a colonoscopy and make sure you do not have any suspicious things on your colon. Right, Travis? Exactly. I actually turned 40 in a week, so thank you for the reminder. I'm reminding you.

Gosh, I'm a good fake doctor. I need to remind myself I'm 46. Get it done. I'm going to get it done. All right. And before we go, this segment on fake doctors, real friends, is brought to you by T-Mobile. If you need great coverage,

especially when enjoying your favorite podcast, check out T-Mobile. Hey, and here we go, everybody. We have a beautiful pitch for where we should take the podcast in the future from our friend Christine, a massive fan of Scrubs. Here we go. Take it away, Christine. Hey, Fake Doctors crew. My name is Christine. I'm from Denver, Colorado.

I'm a longtime listener, lifetime watcher of Scrubs. So when this podcast came out, it's the only reason why I clean the house and work out is because this podcast would, you know, get me through those, the things that I hate doing. So please continue doing this. Because I have a clean house and I feel fit. So thank you so much for my life. Because I have a clean house and I feel fit. So thank you so much for my life. I know a bunch of Scrubs fans out there and especially listeners just want this to continue going. We dread the day that you guys are going to, you know, watch the last episode and relive it. So my idea is fake doctors, real friends, real life.

Because, you know, there's things in scrubs that maybe has happened in real life so maybe there's a scene or a situation that a fan has been through and they call in and you interview them and you guys get to relive these these situations or um you know scenes that have been brilliantly written And there's a fan or two out there that are like, that has happened to me. It's so accurate. Maybe there's a real life Elliot and JD out there that is dated and broken up and now married

or something like that. There is. I'm sure there's lots of those. Maybe there's a real situation out there that Dr. Cox has been through. And then you invite John back and you all get to talk about that episode again or talk about that scene again. Maybe someone gave birth to a pumpkin. So that's my idea of fake doctors, real friends, real life.

Let's keep this podcast going. Let's pay homage and honor the show. Let's just keep it going forever and ever. You honor me. You honor me. There are so many real-life situations, real-life scrub stuff. So, yeah, keep doing what you're doing.

Thank you so much. Thank you, Christine. That was very kind. That was very kind. She said a lot of nice things about the show, Donald. I like her. She did. You know what's clear is that, one, they love love scrubs everyone that listens to this love scrubs unlike unlike tlc they want

scrubs they want more scrubs actually yeah they want mo scrubs mo scrubs yeah the scrubs your thing down baby and reverse it but that's one two they want this podcast to continue going yes yes donald we have to figure out a way to keep the scrubs theme there but completely redirect where this part what this podcast is what if we did it in the nude but we wore leaves over our junk word i'm trying to keep it going we're going to keep it going nobody worried we're going to figure it out we only have uh we have a few more episodes to figure it out we got season nine to figure it out yeah we got season nine to figure out thanks t-mobile did you know that at t-mobile new and existing customers always get the same great device deals with go 5g plus plans it's true so wait? Check out T-Mobile.com slash GoCY.

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