Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - Real Friends Classic: with Sarah Chalke

Episode Date: December 28, 2021

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Starting point is 00:01:55 Jazz is based on improvisation, but there's very much a form to it. You have a conversation based on that melody and those chord changes. So it's kind of like giving someone a topic and say, okay, talk about this. Listen to the new season of Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, hi, hi. Hey, hey, hey. Hi, hi, hi.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Hi, Joelle. Hi, Daniel. Hi. Hello, Zach. Hi, Daniel. Hi. Hello, Zach. Hi, everybody. Holy cow. Hello, listeners. I am your spiritual guru today.
Starting point is 00:02:34 It's cold and rainy. My name is Sven. Wait, what? Yes, it is. It is cold and rainy. Yeah. You're not supposed to have this weather. What's wrong?
Starting point is 00:02:42 What's going on? It's amazing.. We're not supposed to have this weather. What's wrong? What's going on? It's amazing. Oh, my God. You know what? Mammoth is just getting stomped on. Our two local ski mountains, Big Bear and Mammoth, are covered with fresh powder. That's nice. Like cocaine?
Starting point is 00:03:02 Yes. Is it powder? Much like cocaine. Covered in beautiful beautiful I always hear in the rap songs that they Talk about skiing is that what they mean The powder the cocaine the ski Yes they do yes
Starting point is 00:03:12 Do rappers do coke Are you kidding me I think my wife and myself are the only people In America that don't do coke In the world that don't do coke Joelle do you do coke It's world that don't do coke. What? No. Joelle, do you do coke? That's not true. No. Joelle, do you do coke? It's the worst drug. It's the worst drug. Have you ever done it?
Starting point is 00:03:30 I have, but I don't like it. I have never. Never in my life. You're not missing anything. I know. You know why? Because if I did, I'd be hooked. I have a very addictive personality and I know this. So things that I try to stay away from are things like booze, because once I get on a binge, it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Crack cocaine and other forms of cocaine. I don't want to try them. I don't ever want to try them because of my addictive personality. I'm hooked on weed so bad right now, I'm trying to figure a way off the shit. Oh yeah, I thought you were trying to get off the weed. I am trying. I'm still working on on it i just like it so much but also it's freaking
Starting point is 00:04:10 you know it's fuck what they say it the truth is it is very addictive yeah i agree with you you're not the only pothead addict i know i know a couple well you don't have to call me a fucking addict man that hurts a little bit well i'm just saying that I love ganja as well, but people saying that it's not addictive is, I always thought, a bit silly. Yeah, that is very silly. It's not physically addictive, but it's definitely mentally addictive. Right. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:04:37 It's like that oral fixation, the feeling of putting cigarettes to your mouth and all of that stuff, because you can eat marijuana. You could totally eat it, but there's nothing like smoking it. It's also the pandemic is a little like, ugh, I'm so bored, you know? It's so long too, man. The pandemic is so long. Jeez.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Do you find when you're watching like TV shows and movies and people are all hanging out in like a bar or doing like things we can't do anymore that you're like oh that looks so fun well just look at australia they're having a blast over there really yeah they got like they've got like under a thousand cases of covid something like 200 and something cases of covid over oh yeah they're doing great they're doing great and they're probably still on lockdown they're still taking it very seriously you know it's serious probably still on lockdown. They're still taking it very seriously. You know what I mean? They're still taking it very seriously.
Starting point is 00:05:28 They're like, I'm not going to go outside. There's a possibility. They probably still have masks on and everything. I don't know. I'm speaking out of turn. If you're from Australia, let me know. I want to thank everyone for all the love I got because my big announcement came out that I'm going to be cheaper by the dozen.
Starting point is 00:05:48 So you guys are swirling in this, huh? Welcome to the swirl, baby. Welcome to the swirl. I was laughing to myself as I was dialing into this. I was like, I'm kind of playing Donald. I'm in an interracial relationship with 12
Starting point is 00:06:04 kids. Kenya Barris wrote the script, and it's really, really good. And I'm just so stoked. So thank you all for the love you gave me. I saw lots of your comments, and a lot of people were like, oh, is that the thing that you guys beeped when you were talking about it? And yes, that is indeed the thing. And I'm really, really, really, really excited.
Starting point is 00:06:30 It's really cool, man. It's so awesome, dude indeed the thing and i'm really really really really excited it's really cool man that's so awesome thank you i'm really is it just you two right now that have been cast all the kids have been cast okay um because it's such a process to cast 12 children as you can imagine and they're of different races and they're of uh you know one of them is handicapped in a wheelchair and they wanted to have an actual girl in a wheelchair. And of so many different types of children, of course. And so to do that, they had to do a huge search across the country. And the director has been doing it the entire time we've been in lockdown. She's been doing it over video, over the web. I have a question.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Yeah. Why is it cheaper by the dozen? I don't think a dozen would be expensive. I thought it would be cheaper. I mean, I guess if you round it out, you're going to pay less by like a little bit by the dozen. No, I think the expression is when you buy things. No, I get it. I get it.
Starting point is 00:07:25 The dozen. But why is it always cheaper that way? I think the baker's dozen is cheaper than the dozen, though. Right? Isn't the baker's dozen cheaper than the dozen? How much weed did you have? It's only 1 o'clock. I smoked so much weed today.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Wow. All right. Who we got on the show? Who's on the show today? We have Sarah Chalk today on the show, and that's very exciting because everybody loves Sarah Chalk. And we also have GT from GT's Kombucha because, Joelle, we wanted to figure out a way to better explain to people.
Starting point is 00:08:02 We're always hyping up GT's kombucha, and Donald and I genuinely love it, but we don't really necessarily explain it that well. So we thought we would have GT on to explain. First of all, he's a really interesting guy who made this ginormous company and is a huge success. He's got a great story behind it, too. It's kind of an interesting just American businessman story, but also he can explain kombucha better than we can.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Is he here, guys? He is here. Let's invite him in, huh, Donald? Yeah, absolutely. GT in the house! There he is. Oh, my God. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for GT of GT's Kombucha!
Starting point is 00:08:43 Dude, you're so young. It really is. Like, I forgot how young you are, and you've made this ginormous company. I'm just taking in your young, beautiful face. He's not young. He's really 75. It's the kombucha that makes him look young.
Starting point is 00:08:58 It's the kombucha that makes him look young. That would be a funny thing if that were true. I'm just going to tell everyone that. He's really 75 years old, but he's young and handsome looking. And I bathe in kombucha, and that's the secret to my vitality. I don't know. Just rub it on your face or something, man. You look great.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Thank you. It's so great to see you guys. It's so great to see you. By the way, this is Joel and Daniel. Hi. Hey, how are you? Pleasure to meet you. We wanted to have you on man because we're always
Starting point is 00:09:25 talking about how much we love uh your product and i think that donald and i other than saying the obvious things it tastes awesome and we know it's good for our gut we um we kind of fall short and we've we've spoken to you about it so we thought you could help explain to our listeners first and foremost you know in very simple terms, because, you know, you can get technical about like gut health and everything, but just like they have this thing on Reddit called explain it like I'm five. So I was thinking you could explain it like we're all five. Why, why is kombucha so good for our, for our health? Kombucha is good for your health because again, as we all know, our stomachs really are the source of our
Starting point is 00:10:05 nutrition and our vitality. But over the course of our lives, they become compromised and we're not really digesting completely the foods that we eat, therefore we're not getting the nourishment. So that's number one. So kombucha kind of helps restore that balance to allow your digestion to fully function and do everything it's intended to do. In addition to that, I mean, we're learning more and more that our stomachs do more than digest food. They are in many ways kind of the second brain and they're the center of many things, whether it's our moods, our energy levels,
Starting point is 00:10:34 things that we crave, things of that nature. And of course, ultimately, they go hand in hand with our immune system. So, I mean, to sum it all up, the gut and the stomach and the digestion is really the center of our wellness. And so nothing else will get better until we take care of our digestion. And, okay, so here's my question.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Why does it taste so damn good? How do you do that? How do you do that? Because I have had other ones, other brands, and they don't taste as good. And are you the biggest brand in the USA? We're actually the biggest brand in the world. Wow. Yeah, buddy.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Look at you. And how old are you? You don't have to tell me, but you look like you're 30 years old. I'm happy to tell you I'm 43. Are you really? You look 29. Are you really 43? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:25 1977, baby. GT. So wait, wait, wait. Go back because Donald and I are proud of you. You are the first person that I can say, well, you can't say it's not just black that don't crack. My dude, you got that Paul Rudd in you. What are y'all doing? You're sucking the blood.
Starting point is 00:11:44 It's the GT's kombucha. That's right. That's what it is. Wait. So wait, Dave, tell us about how – will you tell us the short version because I've heard the long version and it's fucking extraordinary. But it's probably too long for this podcast. But will you give everyone just the bullet points of how you made this company? Because I just think you're also just an inspirational story of creating this thing
Starting point is 00:12:05 by yourself. And you're the biggest kombucha company in the world. That's pretty cool. Well, first of all, thank you for saying that. And so, I mean, again, my company kind of started as just this personal passion and almost this happy accident. You know, I was raised a vegetarian, so I was raised with the importance and understanding of how food can be your medicine as well as your poison. And my parents incorporate a lot of unique foods into the household. So in addition to kombucha, it was noni, chia seed, aloe vera juice, wheatgrass, things of that nature. And so kombucha came into the household when I was starting to become a teenager and my parents were making it and drinking it. And they became fanatic about their consumption to the point where they were
Starting point is 00:12:44 drinking multiple glasses a day, giving it to every friend and family member that walked into the household. But it wasn't until kombucha helped my mom with her breast cancer, which was about two years later. And that was kind of the moment that we truly understood that not only can food be your medicine, but it can actually help your body heal itself. And so I was now around the age of 15. So my mother was my best friend and is my everything. And so the fact that her health was on the line, and then this pungent tasting tea called kombucha had helped her is really what became the catalyst for me to have
Starting point is 00:13:17 this desire to share it with the world. Again, I was too young to be an entrepreneur or a businessman or anything, you know, of that nature. And so I really was just leading from the heart as I loved kombucha, wanted to share it. And so I did. And I went about it in many ways with just, again, a personal passion and just almost like a hobby that I was happy if just one person liked it. Right. Well, they say, were you love in the money world. Were you like the lemonade stand, but it was kombucha? Yeah. Was that how you – really? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Out of the trunk? Yeah, I was like this young little guy sampling at Air One, which was my first store. Of course, Air One's like this phenomenon lately in Los Angeles. Yeah, if you don't live in LA, Air One is like an even healthier, more beautiful Whole Foods, right? Yeah. It's pretty amazing. That's exactly amazing. It's a pretty amazing market. And you're really represented there well, because you guys always send me and Donald flavors. And I went into Air One and it was like, where are all, how come we haven't had all of these? How many different flavors do you have now? Oh my God, we have over 30. And you're
Starting point is 00:14:24 right. Air One and stores like Air One, you walk in and it's like this oasis of kombucha. You have like every single flavor, every single, every kind of size your heart could desire. And that's why naturally I started at Air One. And so, yeah, I mean, I was sampling and I was really just like, as you said, almost like this kombucha stand within the store. And I would be there or my mother would be there virtually every weekend. And we would just sample, sample, sample, talk about it. And so your point earlier is, to be honest, kombucha back then, at least, wasn't something that people really gravitated to purely from a flavor standpoint, because back then we were
Starting point is 00:14:57 programmed differently, or at least our palate was, where it was Snapple, it was 7-Up, Coke, Pepsi, Gatorade. I mean, those were really the iconic brands, especially in the beverage space. It's amazing how much sugar we were drinking, you know, like and not like natural sugar, like bullshit sugar. I mean, I was a big snail. I would drink peach Snapples when I was like in high school. Yeah, like it was going out of style, dude. Oh, my God. And of course, regular Coke when we were kids.
Starting point is 00:15:25 My dad would get the two-liter bottle of regular Coke. And you look back and go, just, man, we were just pounding processed sugar. Oh, my God. You're so right. I mean, the two things that Snapple did brilliantly is made from the best stuff on Earth, which is, like, the world's biggest scam. And the second one was the high-fructose corn syrup that I remember me and my friends were like, look, it's corn, so it's a vegetable and it's fructose and that's found in fruit.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Like we're good. This is actually good for you. This is gonna work. And then we all got diabetes. So no, it's just amazing how much sugar, for no reason, we were all just pounding. Yeah, it's true. So, I mean, that's a great thing.
Starting point is 00:16:05 And so that's why, to your point, now kombucha is really more of a popular thing. As I think our palates and the consumer's behavior has evolved, kombucha is a perfect opportunity to participate in that new kind of palate. Which is why you're seeing more sour foods, more sour drinks. more sour foods, more sour drinks. You're seeing things that have more of an alternative flavor versus like the, just the highly salty or highly sugary stuff that we used to drink, you know, a decade ago. I like it because for me, it tastes so different from everything else that it feels like an afternoon treat. Like it's something I can look forward to having because it's not, it's just, it's, I've said this to you before um and i've said it to the audience before that it almost feels like you're having a cocktail i mean there's
Starting point is 00:16:50 no booze in it or there's a microscopic amount of booze in it but you yeah but you feel like it's the feeling you have like oh cool day's over i'm gonna have a beer but this you can have like at one it's like oh cool after lunch i'm gonna have a i'm gonna treat myself to a kombucha you know what i mean it has that feeling to me it definitely feels like sometimes it also sometimes feels like a substitute instead of a beer you can reach for a kombucha and you feel and also you know that when you're drinking it you're feeling you're filling your body with probiotics which is crazy to really think about like when i think probiotics i'm thinking i'm gonna hold my nose i'm gonna get it down as quick as possible.
Starting point is 00:17:26 But with this, it's just like, I feel like, you know, I feel like I'm having my evening beverage, you know. But I'm also giving my body the nutrition it needs. And that's always a great feeling. Yeah, and that's exactly what we hear, actually, from our fans. Is that a lot of people say, you know what, when I drink your kombucha, it feels like a reward. It feels like a treat. It feels like I'm rewarding myself for something great. And so, but it's completely guilt-free and guiltless. So it's almost like, I mean, there's a lot of analogies that I could use, you know, working out to one of them, but it doesn't sound like a silly one.
Starting point is 00:18:05 But almost like dancing. Dancing is something that you have fun when you're doing it. But it's also a great workout. So kombucha is kind of like that where you enjoy it and it's experiential in that respect. But it's actually also helping your body. I feel that about Peloton. Yeah, Peloton. Donald and I have both been spinning and it's like fun.
Starting point is 00:18:22 I mean granted it sucks sometimes and you're cursing at the sky, but you're still like, it's definitely the most fun spinning or cycling, I should say, if you don't have a bike. It's really fun to me. How do you feel about celebration with kombucha, with GTs?
Starting point is 00:18:40 Like, you know, I once put tequila in. Yeah, we wanted to ask you because this has come up with Donald and I were like, are we allowed? We know he's a health nut. Are we allowed to ask him about putting booze in it? Because I want to know what your thoughts as a company are on this, because I have friends, not just Donald's who love to mix it with a little something. And I want to know what you thought about that. Well, actually I'm all for it because first of all, as we know, you know,
Starting point is 00:19:09 until recently, mixers were just kind of loaded with sugar and loaded with preservatives and had really no nutritional value. So kombucha is a great replacement for those just on that alone. But then when you factor in that, yes, you could argue mixing alcohol with something healthy is somewhat counterintuitive. But in reality, you're actually reducing the negative impact of the alcohol. Because a lot of people say that not only do they get a kind of a clearer buzz when they mix their alcohol with kombucha, but nine out of 10 times, if not 10 out of 10 times, they don't get a hangover the next day. That's what Josh Radin says. That's what I told you. Josh Radin told me that. Our buddy Josh Radin, we went over to his house. Donald, were you there? We must've been together.
Starting point is 00:19:43 I wasn't there. I wasn't there. I don't know how you told, but we went over to his house and he's like, my new thing. At your house, dude. to his house. Donald, were you there? We must have been together. I wasn't there. I wasn't there. I don't know how you told, but we went over to his house, and he's like, my new thing. At your house, dude. At your house. Oh, at my house. He brought it over to my house. But I first did it. He's like, my new thing.
Starting point is 00:19:52 I figured it out. You mix any of the GT's kombucha flavors with tequila, no hangover. And we were like, what? But that's like his whole jam. That's his drink of choice. No, it's so true. And he's a bachelor. He's a bachelor.
Starting point is 00:20:06 So you go over to his house and the only thing in the fridge is like an array of GT's kombucha flavors and tequila. That's awesome. He knows how to live. No, it's funny. I said to Donald, I was nervous to ask him. I know he's super healthy. Are we allowed to mix booze with this no no listen i you know i'm gonna share with you my philosophy first of all you should never demonize anything right like so whether it's alcohol whether it's even sweets or things of that nature like we should allow our
Starting point is 00:20:38 bodies to eat whatever we want them to eat but in moderation because if i think an extreme of anything is unhealthy. And so, yeah, go ahead, mix your kombucha with alcohol. I mean, again, at least it's a better choice and a better option. Right. And, um, and how are you like, you must be so successful. Like, are you, are you wearing gold shoes? Is your mom proud of you? Is your mom proud of you after all of this? Yeah. Yeah. My mom is very proud of me, but know what i really owe it to her it's her story her experience her love her light her you know spirituality that helped me do what i do and navigate it through 25 years because i have to be honest you know when starting kombucha 25 years ago was not easy i mean i can't tell you
Starting point is 00:21:23 how many times people would spit it up in my face or say, no way, no how will this ever be sold in my store. It tastes weird, looks weird, smells weird. But it was really having the support of my mother constantly telling me that you're doing a good thing. You know, it's lonely at the top, but at least it's not crowded. But the reason why it's lonely at the top is it's a long, slow path to success. at the top is it's a long, slow path to success. And, you know, imagine being a teenager, not having any friends, not doing the participating, the things that your teenage friends do and feeling completely alone. You really, it's almost like what I've always said before is it's a lot like being, you know, a teenage mom where you're just kind of pushed into this adulthood and you really
Starting point is 00:22:01 have to commit to this living thing. In many ways you to sacrifice and so yeah so it's been great and i don't take it for granted and every day is a blessing in my mind and the success i've been able to experience is something i've never ever ever dreamed of um is there a kombucha jet and can donald and i ride on wait hold on let's let's just talk about this 25 years ago you started the company right yes and. And now we're coming up on World Kombucha Day. Is this really happening? Yes. What is World Kombucha Day? We wanted to ask you what that is because we want to participate.
Starting point is 00:22:34 Yeah, absolutely. Thank you for asking. So World Kombucha Day is something that we debuted a year ago. Because kombucha was first consumed in 221 B.C., which is a long, long, long time ago, way before even I started drinking it. So we decided to have World Kombucha Day on February 21st. So 221, just like 221 BC. And that kind of the philosophy behind World Kombucha Day is to really share with the world, people who are relatively new to kombucha, its history. Because I think a lot of times, especially in this country, we sometimes overlook history and legacy and lineage when we just focus on the popularity of something right here, right
Starting point is 00:23:09 now. And we kind of forget about its soul, forget about its, you know, its humble beginnings and its origin. So World Kombucha Day is really intended to shine a bright light on that. Talk about its history, its tradition of being consumed, the ritual of making it, and the most importantly, what makes kombuchaucha special which it's as a nature crafted elixir if you will that's rich with so many good things that can make us healthy and happy no matter who you are where you live um so 221 because of 221 bc 221 is world kombucha day yes we'll be celebrating it yeah we will good all of our fake doctors real friends and be cheering our fake doctors, real friends. Fake doctors, real friends.
Starting point is 00:23:47 We got a date, y'all. Dave, thank you so much for coming on. We really appreciate you. And, you know, it's no bullshit because Donald and I always say when we have to have advertisers on the show, we would so rather it be something we genuinely love. We try and edit out things that we don't really believe in or use. Well, you'd be surprised at what comes at us, and it's like, uh-uh, come on, man.
Starting point is 00:24:13 I'm going to say one thing we've also said no to is things that we feel are unhealthy for people. We like to promote healthy things. And so we're super stoked that you support the show, and we really appreciate you. And I'd also kind of feel like a jerk if, you know, we have some – it's such a healthy product and so good for everyone. I'd feel bad then right after that. I was like, go eat at McDonald's.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Go eat at McDonald's. By the way, I've been watching that. I was watching that Jordan documentary about the Bulls, The Last Dance, which I'm finally watching, and it's so good. It's so good. But it's so shameless how these athletes who are in, like, the best shape anyone's in are like, sometimes I feel like he is me, and they're drinking Gatorade and eating cheeseburgers.
Starting point is 00:25:03 It's like, I know, get that money, Mike, but come on. You got to remember back in the eighties, man. I remember watching tennis players drink Coca-Cola on the, on the sidelines and smoke cigarettes during breaks, man. But when you see those ads, cause they show the ads of like Michael Jordan happily eating like a gross McDonald's cheeseburger. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Get that money. Yeah. I'm grateful to you guys as well, because I mean, eating like a gross McDonald's cheeseburger. Get that money. Get that money, Mike. I'm grateful to you guys as well because, I mean, we rarely do advertise. And the reason why is we genuinely seek that authentic kind of connectivity that you guys have shared for us. So from the bottom of my heart, I'm also very grateful. Well, thank you, man. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:25:39 And you're an inspiration. Last question. Just because I'm sure there's a lot of entrepreneurs or young entrepreneurs who dream of having a success like you've had. What do you say to people who are just starting out and they're looking up at the giant mountain of trying to create a business or a product? Like, do you have any words of wisdom for them? Oh, absolutely. And I share this with anyone who ever reaches out to me for business advice. heal the planet, but also heal each other's lives. And so I believe that if you follow those tips, if you will, that only good things
Starting point is 00:26:32 will come your way and people will genuinely resonate with what you're trying to offer. That's what we do. We're just offering laughs and giggles. Exactly. Making people happy. And that's all we really want, right? Happiness and love. Yes. That's absolutely. And health. That's all we want. And health. And that's all we really want, right? Happiness and love. Yes. That's absolutely right. And health. That's all we want. And health. And health. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:46 And health. Happiness and love. The pursuit of happiness. It's in our constitution. Dude. It is. That's crazy that they said the pursuit. I know it's in that movie and everything.
Starting point is 00:26:56 The movie Pursuit of Happiness. Wait, is that the constitution or the Declaration of Independence, Danil? Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. I'm calling on you, Danil. I'm so embarrassed. I think it, and the pursuit of happiness. I'm calling on you, Danil. I'm so embarrassed. I think it might be the Declaration of Independence. I think you're right. I think it's the Declaration of Independence.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Okay, we'll check it. We'll check it. Joelle, please look it up. You're correct. Oh, I am right. All right. Hold on. Let me ask my wife.
Starting point is 00:27:16 She'll know. No, don't ask your wife. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Is that the Declaration of Independence, or is that a constitution? You already looked it up. Casey doesn't know. independence or is that a constitution? You already looked it up. Casey doesn't know. That's a hard question to answer.
Starting point is 00:27:30 I just want to say Casey knows. 1776. She said whatever the fuck that is. What's the 1776? Alright, Dave, thank you so much for coming on. We appreciate it. Hold on, man. I want to say bye too. Alright, say bye. Stop talking to your wife. Talk to Dave. Thank you, man. It's good to see you, man. It's good to see see you man it's good to see you let me ask you a question you're working out like crazy right now what's going on because I am we're having conversations on the show Zach's a younger
Starting point is 00:27:54 man than I am I have reached that age where I can't cheat anymore if I cheat guess what happens it doesn't go away it never you know what I mean Like if I have a cheat meal, I'm in deep trouble. So my question is, my question is, are you, what, what, other than the kombucha, what are you doing? This looks so good, man. You're looking, you're looking fit. You're looking. He probably doesn't get high and eat fried chicken and waffles. Shut up already.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Well, no, actually I do get high. I just don't eat fried waffles. So, I mean, I'll break it down for you really simply. First of all, you know, I think being plant based as much as possible is huge, right? But it's not just being plant based, it's making sure that you're eating a diet that's whole and rich in whole foods. So things that aren't in a box, a can or a bag, because chances are those are heavily processed and loaded with stuff that's not good. You know, I don't believe in cheat days, but as I said earlier, I do believe in allowing your body
Starting point is 00:28:46 to have a little taste of dessert or a little something just so you aren't depriving your body of it. But then after a bite or two, you kind of push the plate away. And then most importantly, make sure that you break a sweat every day, right? That you just do something,
Starting point is 00:29:00 whether you swim in your pool if you can or walk your neighborhood or go to the gym or even do pushups or yoga in your house. you can or walk your neighborhood or go to the gym or even do push-ups or yoga in your house because a lot like brushing your teeth I think physical fitness is a daily practice and when you make it a daily habit you never have to make an excuse of why you need to do it or why you couldn't do it and so that's what I do I you know I work out every day and in addition to that which goes hand in hand with physical fitness, is making sure you get a good night's rest every night. So I really allow myself eight hours of sleep no matter what.
Starting point is 00:29:30 And that with physical fitness keeps me in shape. Wow. You look great, man. You look amazing. Donald and I want to look more like you in 20 minutes. I really do. And thank you for being on the show, man. We really, really, really appreciate you coming on.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Thank you for having me. I'm honored. Thanks for all the love. Thank you. We love it. We'll see you soon. All it. Take care. God bless. You're welcome. Bye-bye. You too. It's always great to have
Starting point is 00:29:51 Amon, man, right? It's always great. We haven't had Amon before. What are you talking about? We've had him on Zoom. You know what I mean? When we talk to him on Zoom and stuff. Oh my God. Fucking hell, you're so stoned right now. I am blitzed right now. you know what I mean when we talk to him on zoom oh my god you're so stoned right now
Starting point is 00:30:07 I am blitzed right now it's always great to have him on we haven't had him on before that's how high the level is let me try and save what I salvaged let me hear it it's from the zooms man
Starting point is 00:30:22 we you and I have privately Zoomed him. Yes, that has happened. And that – I kind of confused it. Oh, so you meant to say it's always great to have him on Zoom? Yes, it's always great to be around him, to talk to him. No, all bullshit aside, he is the inspiration, man, because not only is he a super healthy guy, he created this company when he was a baby and he's the biggest kombucha brand in the world.
Starting point is 00:30:48 What's crazy is that I would never have guessed that he was 43 years old. He doesn't look it. He looks a lot younger than that. A lot younger. Should we go to break and come back with the Sarah Chalk? Sure. We'll be right back with Sarah Chalk.
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Starting point is 00:35:07 And we're back. We're back yes GameStop you want to talk about GameStop Donald should we talk about what's going on I don't quite understand I understand that
Starting point is 00:35:15 I don't understand how the stock is being driven up I've read enough and Daniel will probably have a better answer but I've read enough to let me try
Starting point is 00:35:23 or Joelle Joelle also probably knows a lot. Okay, never mind. My guess is, I often guess which one of you will know more about a given topic, and I'm usually kind of right. You always go Daniel.
Starting point is 00:35:35 No. I was going to say, Joelle is so knowledgeable. No, Joelle I go for pop culture things because she's a critic and knows a lot about pop culture. Fair. Daniel I go for politics. I critic and knows a lot about pop culture there um dan and i
Starting point is 00:35:45 go for politics i think he knows a lot about politics and well after what his dad did that one time yeah yeah uh yeah let's talk game start go ahead so let me give my my i'm gonna give him my my my quickest take on it okay and daniel will correct me. You can bet that a stock will fail because you think that the company is going to crash. So when all these game companies came out with downloading the games and not buying anymore, it didn't take a genius to be like GameStop is doomed. Everyone was even joking about that, like RIP GameStop when all those new consoles came out. And so the hedge fund and the stock market folks said, oh, we're going to short this, meaning we're going to bet that it's going to fail.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Okay? It's very intricate how it all works, but they're basically betting- It's like playing the field when you're playing craps. Exactly. Exactly. And what they didn't expect is that this group on Reddit called WallStreetBets would say, we can do what's called a short squeeze if we all band together, which means if we start buying that,
Starting point is 00:36:56 if enough of us start buying GameStop stock, it will drive the price up, which is the exact opposite of what all these people betting against it thought it was going to do. And what happens is they have to then, to get out, they have to buy it back. And as they buy it back, it drives the price up again. So it creates this loop of the Redditors, the people without a lot of money who were just sort of independent stock purchasers, their stock goes crazy and they start making insane money and they're burying these huge hedge fund companies. How long does this last for? How long can this go for? That I don't know. Daniel, you go.
Starting point is 00:37:38 I think, so Zach, that was 100% correct. Thank you. Very well put. I didn't understand it at all until I read about it. I also want to preface that I am not a financial expert and this is not financial advice. Yes. Okay. I think an important part to add to this conversation is that, and one of my favorite tweets about this is that this is kind of like Occupy Wall Street, but twice as stupid, but twice as effective.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Yeah. So. Because they're giving the finger to these hedge funds. Precisely. I mean, Occupy Wall Street was an opportunity for people to express their concern with the amount of money that, you know, Wall Street was controlling and how much that was controlling politics. And this was a way for people to make that like a headline news story by literally destroying these hedge funds one at a time. Now, the problem and the answer to the question of how long is this going to last is that companies like Robinhood or the app
Starting point is 00:38:31 Robinhood, who is allowing this kind of trade or is allowing retail investors to trade in such small ways, has all of a sudden stopped allowing trading on things like GameStop, AMC, Nokia, BlackBerry. Wait, pause there. I read that they're back on. They're back on. Right GameStop, AMC, Nokia, BlackBerry. Wait, pause there. I read that they're back on. That they're back on. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, they are back on. Sorry, I'm getting to all that.
Starting point is 00:38:51 So they stopped, and that is what is, basically this whole thing was to draw awareness. Yeah, this was to draw awareness to the power of Wall Street over politics, over trading, over all of that. Because this is a situation where we're saying the little guy has the opportunity to trade and rich people are saying, wait, wait, wait, don't do that. And their control-
Starting point is 00:39:14 I totally, yeah, dude, that's where it gets messed up. It's like, wait, hold on. We're just doing what you did. I'm lumping myself in with all of these people, these GameStop people. I have no i have no investment in gamestop just to be clear but let's put it this way i wish i did so do i man i wish they would i wish i would have been on reddit i'd be selling right now i'd be selling soon but wait that's wait daniel so hold on let me finish let me finish let me finish though i have
Starting point is 00:39:40 a question the problem the the the thing that's crazy is that it's like out of nowhere, all of these people who were working the crap out of this system are trying to stop the common person from doing it themselves. And that's wrong. That's where the BS comes in. It's like, wait a second. How can you shut down the site for one night? Sorry, how can you restrict for one night? Do you know how much money they blew in one night for all of these common people who don't have the opportunity to invest like this? That was like, what is it, like millions and billions?
Starting point is 00:40:20 They were allowed to sell, I believe. They just weren't allowed to buy more. Correct. But that is illegal. It's a 1936 act about you're not allowed to stop trading on the open market at any point. You are not allowed. That is against the law. And that's what Robinhood did effectively was stop trading on the open market.
Starting point is 00:40:38 And solely because apparently bigger companies called them and said, you got to stop this. We're going to go broke or potentially the government, right? Which is, which, which would be really fucked up. Well, now that isn't there an investigation as an investigation.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Yeah. The government is stepping in now. And ultimately what this will probably lead to is stricter regulations against retail traders, making it harder for the common man to invest or a common person rather to invest into the open trading market, which was the goal of this in the first place, was to draw attention once again to the power that the super wealthy have over what is supposed to be a global stock market. We're talking about billions of dollars in wealth just appearing and disappearing because people were
Starting point is 00:41:20 deciding to be like, hey, guys, see what's going on here, the short squeeze that's happening? Boom, GameStop. This is where it's happening right now. And then the government says, hey, guys, see what's going on here? The short squeeze that's happening? Boom. Game stop. This is where it's happening right now. And then the government says, whoa, whoa, whoa. You, you, you know, you... I don't want to say poors. You, you know, regular folk... But are they saying poors? But that's what they're saying.
Starting point is 00:41:37 It's like, you people, you little people can't participate in this. Yeah, it feels like it. It feels like a let them eat cake situation kind of thing. What's the exit, though? Where my brain, or at least what I understand about this ends is
Starting point is 00:41:54 how does everyone dismount? Basically, the dismount is that a bunch of people sell their shares at GameStop. This is not a long haul where all of a sudden GameStop is this huge, super profitable company. Well, no. And GameStop – and one of the – the elephant in the room is that GameStop is not worth $300 a share.
Starting point is 00:42:13 No, not at all. Not at all. So what happens now? What we hope for is more transparency on – No, I'm saying how do these people get out? They just sell and – Well, somebody is going to be stuck with that bill. Somebody is going to be stuck with a stock that's gonna get stuck with the bag and that's the
Starting point is 00:42:27 problem that's the that's the problem basically wall street bets is at the start was meant to be like stupid ass stock calls wall street bets is not a place to give legitimate financial advice and despite the fact that during this time it has evolved kind of into that where it's more about like here's how you can help take down this hedge fund. Explain what WallStreetBets is for people who may not know. Zach was saying that at the beginning, but WallStreetBets is a subreddit. That's the name of the subreddit. Yeah, subreddit. And Reddit is a website that's like a content aggregator. There's a lot of smaller what are called subreddits that are
Starting point is 00:42:59 based on different categories. And one of them is called WallStreetBets, which is basically for meme stocks. It's stock memes, jokes about where people are investing and dumb shit but over the past couple weeks it has evolved into people like taking it more and more seriously and the issue that it's creating and i think what should is going or not should but what is going to become the central narrative of this is that regular people are going to lose a shit ton of money because they participated in this meme stock thing thinking they could make it rich when they're not going to so you can make it rich if you you can make it rich if you get out like before yeah you get out immediately if you're paying attention this whole time but people are seeing this now like even yesterday and being like oh shit i'm gonna put like 10 grand in it's like
Starting point is 00:43:36 oh well now it's too late but i mean can't they if they cash out now though they can make a lot of money right i i even feel bad saying that on the podcast right now because the fact is no the like the fact is no it's like people should not be participating in this at this point no i don't mean investing now but i mean there are people investing in general no i'm saying there are people that are in already that are in who made a million dollars or more there's a there's a user on reddit a deep fucking value who was looking at a 22 million dollar come up off of this so how do you how do you how do you get that how do you get that money though how do you get that money if nobody's gonna buy this stock now at this point
Starting point is 00:44:14 well you got credit well like what the fuck like how's he gonna claim this 22 million the hedge funds that own that stock have to pay it out god and that's and that's because they bet it that's right because they bet it instead of those hedge funds dissolving after paying this and going bankrupt and stuff like that the government is probably going to bail them out to keep the hedge funds going and that is what we need to all be paying attention to because that is where we're going to see this is like one of those mass we bailed them out last time it's it's It's like that. It's 2008 all over again.
Starting point is 00:44:46 I know there's a movie about this. You think everybody would be worth paying attention to this. But yet money has so much control over politics. Like all of this stuff still continues to this. By the way, if you're so confused and bored about this conversation. I apologize. No, it's fine. But I want to talk about it.
Starting point is 00:45:01 And so did Donald and Joelle. But anyway, listen, there's a movie that Adam McKay made called The Big Short, right? And The Big Short sort of explains it in a much better, funnier way. Hey, Donald, you never counted us in. Do you want to count us in right before Sarah joins us? Five, six, seven, eight. He's got stories about a show we made. About a bunch of doctors and nurses and a janitor who loved to hate. Sorry, I got very heated about that.
Starting point is 00:45:42 No, it's great. It's such a great topic. Like, America's changing. America's changing before our eyes, man. Like, literally, we are witnessing a revolution. Literally. Can you imagine the guy who made $22 million off GameStop? You should see a picture of him.
Starting point is 00:46:03 It's really funny. Is he a that period? He better not do what Rerun did. Remember when Rerun got those credit cards and he bought the scuba tank on what's happening? It's not like that. Hold on now. Hold on now. 22 million after taxes.
Starting point is 00:46:18 My man is freaking... He is banked, dude. He can buy a couple scuba tanks. He can buy more than a couple of scuba tanks. Another funny part of this is that after like, after he made, like, he does a daily update. It's called the GME YOLO update. Every day about how much money he made. Yesterday
Starting point is 00:46:34 he lost $13 million. And it was not that. One day. Because he didn't get out. Well, it's not that he didn't. I mean, he's holding. Because we're still trying to fuck over this hedge fund. So the people who have all the money in right now. Yeah, everybody's holding. What they're saying is – Diamond hands as they say.
Starting point is 00:46:46 Yeah. Hold on strong with diamond hands. Aren't they online like, please don't sell. Yeah, don't sell. Whatever you do, don't sell. But wait, wait. Can you explain – last point on this. Audience, I'm sorry if this doesn't interest you, but it's so interesting to me.
Starting point is 00:47:00 Why now – why not sell now? Because it's's gonna come crashing down. Don't you want to sell and get your money out while you can? It's just I mean, the goal, again, this is about sending there's a large part of this about sending a message and a lot of people are putting a lot of money behind sending a message. And I think that's where the disparity comes in between people who are kind of getting in late, seeing this is a moneymaking opportunity, and people who are participating in fuck all of these hedge funds, just short squeezing companies to make even more money for, you know, nothing. They're like, fuck you. We are going to get in this. We're going to invest a bunch of money and we're not going to let go until you pay for it.
Starting point is 00:47:40 It is kind of fucked up, though. Can you imagine, like, you create a company and it becomes huge and then let's say it's not doing well. All of a sudden, there's people who's – they're like – what are those birds that fly above a – Vultures. Vultures. They're like vultures who are like, great. Let's all bet that this company is going to fail now. When it dies, I'm eaten.
Starting point is 00:48:01 When it dies, I'm going to eat. Let's tell everyone it's going to fail because then we're going to make money off When it dies, I'm eaten. When it dies, I'm going to eat. And then let's tell everyone it's going to fail because then we're going to make money off of it because we need to broadcast. We need to gossip that it's about to fail because then we'll make money. I know Elon Musk was really upset because these hedge funds shorted his-
Starting point is 00:48:17 They shorted Tesla. Tesla, yeah. And so he's gleeful about this. Yeah. I mean, it's just, you know, the stock market, it's controlled by such a small group of people sharing billions and billions of dollars and it's like the regular person wants to get in and enjoy and people are saying no not for you yeah that's the thing man when when when
Starting point is 00:48:37 when when you get into the stock market it ain't like the movies where it's you know where you're where you're all it's all fly and fancy and stuff like that. You can do that, but most likely you're going to lose all your money doing that. The best way to do it is to get little things that are solid and can't go down, right? Yeah. I mean, that's- But the- It's just a fantasy.
Starting point is 00:49:00 It's still gambling. Yeah, it is still gambling. I know, but the joy is freaking living that fast life and making that fast cash. I don't think a lot of day traders have a ton of luck, right? I mean, like some, don't get me wrong, some do. In the movies they do. I think Dan, aren't I right that a lot of day traders like really get fucked? I mean, I don't know about, i can't give you a stat on a lot
Starting point is 00:49:26 versus a little but what i can say is that like day trading is not like a it's a full-time job it's like if you decide to be a day trader you're talking about an incredibly diverse portfolio where some of your money is going up and some of your money is going down and like if you're getting part of one stock you're failing you want to have like a 100 things you're invested in because then you're just watching all the numbers go up. And it's like, oh, I made $100 here. I made $1,000 here. I made 10 grand here.
Starting point is 00:49:50 I lost 50 grand here. But it's OK because blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's like day trading is it's not a joke. And it's not like a small thing either. So it's like, yeah, it's yeah, you can make money for sure. But it's like, you know, do you want to invest as much time into getting to learn the stock market as you did to get into acting? No, I'm not saying, I'm not saying, I'm not saying that I want to become a day trader. I'm saying that people that do this, and I know they sit
Starting point is 00:50:12 in front of the screen and it's their full-time job. But I saw, I saw like a doc about it. I feel like that's vaguely in my brain, but correct. But, but I think a lot of people, again, I have no stats, but I feel like people get in over their heads totally they've got and they and just like gambling totally just like donald going back to the atm in vegas they keep going keep going and then all of a sudden they fucking lose everything yes the only point i was making about acting was just about an investment of time because when people look at you two they say they're incredibly successful i could not imagine the skills it took to be as good at acting as as these two are.
Starting point is 00:50:46 It's like think about putting that exact same amount of time and investment into being a day trader. I'm not saying that's what you're doing. I'm saying that as people look at easy money-making opportunities in here, it's not easy. It takes work. It takes time just like everything else that we do. It's like craps really. It really is like craps. It really is like you got to be able to
Starting point is 00:51:07 watch so many things when you're playing craps you got it you make so many bets and you put so many things out there and it's really easy to lose track of what's what and how much what pays and all of that stuff you're really good at craps I've been I've been robbed at craps I know but I've had fun with you i've been robbed
Starting point is 00:51:25 you like i've literally been robbed you at least understand every time i buy the dealer himself dude every time i step up to the craps table i'm i'm usually with i only do it when i'm with someone who knows how to play like donald and i'm always like how the hell are all these people keeping track even like the dealers or whatever you call them I don't know if you call them dealers at a craps table, but how are they possibly... Oh, isn't it like croupier or something? I think it's croupier. I don't know. All I know is that game is fun, dude.
Starting point is 00:51:54 You know when your brain vomits up a term that you didn't even know? I was like, whatever they call those crap, croupier? Anyway, I'm always like, how do they keep track of all that's going on? It's so impressive. But anyway, Donald, I've been with you and we've had some fun. I never know what to do. I'm like, what do I do? And'm always like, how do they keep track of all that's going on? It's so impressive. But anyway, Donald, I've been with you, and we've had some fun. I never know what to do.
Starting point is 00:52:08 I'm like, what do I do? And you're like, do this, do this. Yeah, it's a fun game, even when you just know it a little bit. It's so confusing, but it's like, wait, I get paid? I'll take it. What do you mean you're taking my money? What happened? Aren't you impressed that those guys, the croupiers, they can keep track of all that's going on on the table?
Starting point is 00:52:28 I just like the way they call numbers. You know what I mean? They get very creative with calling numbers. Like that first time I ever heard somebody do the SportsCenter theme to 9. 9-9-9. 9-9-9. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:43 All right. Is Canada's favorite actress here? Yes, she is. All right. Is Canada's favorite actress here? Yes, she is. All right. Let her in. Let that girl in. You love to love her. The cutest blonde on earth.
Starting point is 00:52:54 Her camera's off and she's muted. There she is. Yay! Let's see if she's figured it out. Let's see if she can figure it out. I figured it out. No, she's muted. out let's see if she can figure it out i figured it out no she's we can't hear you oh it's the airpods should i take the airpods out no no leave them out
Starting point is 00:53:13 leave them in okay hi hi guys i thought i was gonna get so fancy. I just got these AirPods. And then Daniel had told me how to connect them. But I guess I don't need them. I don't need them. No, no, no. You do need them.
Starting point is 00:53:33 You do need them. This is so funny. I love you so much. I really thought this many times she'd be like, you know what? It's not going to be funny anymore because she's going to be able to figure out how to get on a zoom call so i'll just i'll need to make sure is that i have the airpods sarah sarah i i just can't imagine how you go about your day. I just can't imagine. So, Sarah, this is Zoom, and it's a video conferencing software.
Starting point is 00:54:15 Can you hear me? Yes. Okay, so you're not going to believe me, but I just finished, like, this three-day press junket for Firefly Lane. And I was like, I was so proud because there was not one technical glitch. And I just thought I was going to impress you guys. I honestly was thinking to myself in my head. I was like, oh, man, Sarah's got this dialed. So we're never.
Starting point is 00:54:41 Why can't I hear Zach? I can't hear you anymore. Oh, gosh. Just to make sure. So, you know, in the bottom in Zoom and the little next to the microphone. There we go. dialed so we're never why can't i hear that i can't hear you anymore gosh just to sarah just to make sure so you know in the bottom in zoom and the little next to the microphone just make sure okay so just make sure that the speaker is set to your airpods because we can hear you through your computer's mic which is good but we need to make sure we are only coming through your airpods talk to me daniel hi can you hear me? Am I coming through just your AirPods?
Starting point is 00:55:05 No, you're coming through. You're also coming through my speaker. Okay, so we need to stop that. Oh, my God. Daniel, don't edit this out. It's too amazing. No, edit. Daniel loves me and he's going to edit this out.
Starting point is 00:55:18 So he's going to edit it out. Just remind me really quickly, I'm going into... So the microphone at the bottom of the big Zoom window, in the bottom left, there's a microphone symbol. Yeah. Oh, yes. That little arrow next to it. And then for speaker,
Starting point is 00:55:29 make sure it's set to AirPods. And then for microphone, make sure it's set to like a microphone or a computer microphone. Oh, thank God. Yay. So now we're just coming through your AirPods and not coming through the speaker.
Starting point is 00:55:40 Just sweating, just dripping, just dripping with sweat right now. You're killing it. You're killing it. I'm just nailing it. I'm really fucking nailing this guys. Let's be honest. You talked sweat right now. You're killing it. Just dripping with sweat. You're great. I'm just nailing it. I'm really fucking nailing this, guys. Let's be honest.
Starting point is 00:55:46 You talked about it early. You talked about it. Tell everybody about your new show, Sarah. Yes, Sarah. Tell us about your new show. Congratulations. Congratulations. Catherine Heigl, right?
Starting point is 00:55:57 Yes. Thank you so much. It was Catherine Heigl and I playing best friends over three decades, and it's based on a book, Firefly Lane. And we play these two best friends. We get to play ourselves at 18, 23, and 43. Nice. Wow.
Starting point is 00:56:15 How did you possibly do 43, Sarah? Because I don't think you're believable as 43. I love you. It is a mystery, really. I mean, the aging we had to do. Did they do prosthetics, Sarah? Because I don't understand how you would ever play 43. I know what they did.
Starting point is 00:56:29 They got like Elmer's glue and they rubbed it on their hands and then put it all over her face. And then just put it on my face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're like, it's still only 36. We got to get some other, I don't know what we're going to do. It was so humbling to sit in a hair and makeup trailer and have people consult on how to make you look younger. So if you put tape right on your neck, like what if we just, you know. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:56:53 And I was like, what? Oh, my God. Did they do the things where they tape here on your eye? We tried that, but it just instead of making you look younger, just made you look like you had like a kind of like a facelift yeah and we were because we were in wigs too so the wigs kind of naturally and then I think they just Benjamin Buttoned us and used some CGI um but that I mean that was like so ridiculously fun obviously the 80s is like my favorite decade I still have like a drawer full of dress-up clothes for my kids of my own things from the 80s. And so, yeah, that piece was ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:57:28 We got to go and play. So what network is on? How do we find it? Netflix. Netflix. Netflix, everybody. And chill. And when does it come out? When you want a Netflix and chill.
Starting point is 00:57:37 When does it come out? February 3rd. Tomorrow, guys. Tomorrow on Netflix. You know you're tired of all the shit that you have on your streaming. You look and you're like, no, no, no, no. Well, guess what? Sarah Chalk is giving you a present.
Starting point is 00:57:53 It's called Firefly Lane, right? Yes. Tomorrow on Netflix. Maybe say it a little bit more confident, Zach. Sorry, let me do that again. You guys, it's called firefly lane with the sarah chalk and the katherine heigl and it's funny and i bet it's charming is there romance do you have a love interest should i be jealous there's there's actually i have a few i was at one day
Starting point is 00:58:15 where i looked on the call sheet and i was like there's not one boy on this call sheet that i haven't made it with oh wow and uh you made it definitely uh yeah i got i mean obviously on scrubs, like I had to wear a lot of broad underwear, but it's very different doing that in your 20s versus your 40s. And so, I mean, there was a lot of days where it was like, oh, naked in a pool swimming at night in Canada. Excellent.
Starting point is 00:58:36 And so Wally didn't like showing. Oh, so sorry to interrupt you, Sarah, but for those of you who might be interested, Sarah is often scantily clad. So watch that tomorrow. Do we see crack? Do we see butt crack you show coin slot coin slot there was a no there was a conversation about that um we did not but you know it still was definitely getting like so far out of my comfort zone because even though the way you know obviously you can shoot it in different ways but you're still there
Starting point is 00:59:03 in front of like 100 crew members who you know very well by this point in not a lot more than stickers. Oh, boy. Let me ask you a question. Yeah. And you can answer it or don't answer it. Are you simulating sex in this movie? Yes. Is there simulated sex in this show?
Starting point is 00:59:20 I mean, you know, Katherine Heigl's character Tully goes a little bit further than mine in those types of scenes. I do have to do like kind of – no, it's more like the beginnings of it. It's never – no. You're not humping. There's no humping. You know what? You're just going to have to watch. Everybody, you've got to watch this show.
Starting point is 00:59:39 You've got to watch this show. I'm kind of going to watch now. I was going to watch, but now I'm going to extra watch. I'm going to extra watch. I'm going to sit closer to the TV now. You guys are going to relate to. I haven't seen you in a long time, Sarah. You're looking good.
Starting point is 00:59:53 Yeah, you look beautiful, Sarah. Oh, it's because I just had to do this junket thing, and they showed me how to go into Zoom, and there's a button to touch up your appearance. So I think it's just. Yeah, there is. You don't need that, Sarah a you don't need that sarah you don't need that well you guys are going to be able to understand um why this was like scarier for me than any of that you know uh level of undress the thing that was the most
Starting point is 01:00:18 terrifying uh and the thing i had to get most outside of my comfort zone was I had to sing. No way. Oh. No. Now, you're the one who's always broadcast that you're a horrible singer. But I'm sure you can carry a tune. No, she cannot. You lip sync.
Starting point is 01:00:36 No, I can't. I truly can't. So Maggie Friedman, the creator of our show, said, so how do you feel about karaoke? Or you can rap. We're going to have you rap an Eminem song. And I was like, I'm so down. That's so fun. I love it.
Starting point is 01:00:49 I can't wait. So then the Eminem song did not clear. And it was right before like a two-week break for Christmas holidays. And she said, OK, so we've cleared these five songs. So pick any one that you want. And you can sing it for karaoke. And I was like, oh, but like, these are all singing. There's no rap here. And she said, yeah, you have to pick one. So I'm driving up to Whistler. My
Starting point is 01:01:12 sister Piper's driving. I'm in the passenger seat. My kids are in the back and I'm just like giving her just belting out one after the next. And Piper's like, nope, next one, not a chance. Next one, a hundred percent. No, no next one don't even think about it and so then I'm like Piper we're out of we're out of songs like we're out of songs I have to pick one of these so I call up Maggie and I was like Maggie you sure there's like not any rap song in the history of time that would clear please please for the love of God I was kicked out of the choir by Mrs. McKinnon in grade five and scarred for life and I you know told chalk girls mouth the words for this performance singing Christmas carols in a mall and uh she said no it's really it's one of these five third songs so I had to sing and I I asked
Starting point is 01:01:57 for a singing lesson so they gave me a singing lesson which was great oh my god and then it comes to the day to do it and we get to the bar and they're like, well, there's no place to set up a screen for karaoke. And we really want to get the audio from today. So we're just going to put an earwig in your ear. And so you're going to be singing. The bar will be silent. Oh, my God. What was the song?
Starting point is 01:02:20 The sound of my grating voice. What's the song? Belting out Tub Thumping by Chumbawamba. Wait, what's that song? What's the Chumbawamba song? I Get Knocked Down. It's a whiskey drink. I Get Knocked Down.
Starting point is 01:02:33 I like that song. It's a soda drink. You sing the songs that remind you of the good times. You sing the songs that remind you of the better times. Like Danny Boy. When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful. That's
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Starting point is 01:05:35 If you've been following the news, you know that from healthcare access to safe schools, LGBTQ plus rights are under attack. And it's about time queer and trans youth get the microphone and tell their stories in their own words. I'm Raquel Willis. Join me on my new podcast, Queer Chronicles, a show where LGBTQ plus folks tell their own stories in their own words. This season, teens will share all about growing up in political battleground states. I wish I could feel more comfortable in my own body here, but that's just not the case. And follow along as they discover what queer and trans liberation means to them. This isn't running away from yourself.
Starting point is 01:06:27 It's running into who you want to grow into. Listen to Queer Chronicles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your most fabulous shows. Will you give our audience a little preview of of this sarah go they gotta see the show man wait hold on uh yeah yeah you know i mean it was i will just start sweating even more than i did trying to figure out the headphones and the earpods piece of this interview i love that you are singing now well so i came i mean i came home and told my sisters this story and they were like, stop talking. I can't. They were like, I can't even hear it. It's just the idea.
Starting point is 01:07:09 Like they just got so uncomfortable hearing that I had to get up in front of 100 people and just like fill this bar with the sound of only my voice. And I had this earwig, not with the actual song playing, but just sort of like this clicking rhythm of like, but you know that I'm not musical and I don't understand when to jump in, like just jump in with my dialogue. And, um, so I was just like, okay, the only way out is through, we just got to, I just started dancing like while I was singing to try and distract from the fact that I was singing. And let me ask you something. You went 100% though, didn't you?
Starting point is 01:07:45 I went out. I went all the way. How was your Katherine Heigl experience? Did you enjoy working with her? So Katherine and I had never met. Dulé Hill is a mutual friend. Oh, my God. Why does Dulé Hill come up every episode of the show?
Starting point is 01:07:57 He's got to come on the show. We've got to have him on. I know. We've got to have him on. Even when we don't bring him up, our guests bring him up. Because when you have him on, let me come on and say thank you to him because what happened was he called me and he was like my friend Catherine Heigl is doing this new Netflix series called Firefly Lane in Vancouver your hometown can you guys you know chat about neighborhoods and schools and stuff that um for her kids and so we got on the phone and we talked
Starting point is 01:08:22 for like an hour and just really had the best time. And it was like a month later, I think I got this script in my inbox and I opened it up. I was like, wait, this is, this is Katherine Heigl's show. And I read it and it was just this incredible story. And I was so in love with the part and in love with the idea of playing somebody over three decades. And so then we met at the cast party. And then our first two days together were like, you know, playing dress up in the hair and makeup trailer going like, wait, put that cut your hair shorter, longer. Try this wig on more blue eyeshadow, less shoulder pads, more stirrup pants. And and then we just, you know, started hanging out on the weekends and hiking the dogs and and uh then she would have wine and cheese nights for the cast at her house and then I had
Starting point is 01:09:11 parties at my house and her husband Josh would come over and bring his guitar and then it evolved into like dance parties in my backyard and it was just one of those things where we got so lucky because I think you know know, to have to fake. I mean, it's like you guys are best friends in real life. And so that just like translated in the show. We just got along so well. And I think having to fake when you're actually doing scenes where you're sobbing on someone's shoulder. Okay, you're not going to believe this.
Starting point is 01:09:36 Hang on a second. I'm taking this with me. It's been a crazy day. I haven't had time to eat. So right before we started, I thought I would make grilled cheese, which is work oh no sarah sarah oh my god oh my god she's holding up a flaming grilled cheese in case in case anyone didn't know if sarah was her real character as elliot it's fine it's fine it's fine you know's fine. It's fine. You know what? I was like, what?
Starting point is 01:10:05 It smells so good and bad all at the same time. You are such a character, Sarah Chalk. Should we get into the show? Yeah, we should probably talk about Scrubs. All right.
Starting point is 01:10:16 Sorry, guys. Sorry for the one hour prologue. It's time to talk about the television show Scrubs. Donald? Ready. Are you ready with your recap? Ready.
Starting point is 01:10:28 Let me set my timer because everyone wants to know. And go. Carla has competition in the advice department. Cox needs a win. J.D. and Elliot seem to be on the relationship men.
Starting point is 01:10:42 And Molly Clock, played by Heather Graham, could be its own investigative medical comedy with the cast of Scrubs as a supporting element. Being competitive is one of the most resourceful human assets in life. It can fuel a person to greatness. Some people go too far. Some people have a problem. Life isn't a competition, but I often find I'm most effective and successful when I compete in its game. In its game. Nice. 46 seconds, Graph Guy. Hey, not to mention the Jordan documentary again, but you just made me think of it. They were like, do you have a gambling problem? He's like, no, I'm addicted to competing.
Starting point is 01:11:22 And it made me think of what you just said, because he just wanted to bet. He wanted to compete on anything and everything in his life. Yeah. And my point is it drove him, like you're saying, the characters in this episode. Yeah, I mean, you can become great just because of your competitive nature. You know, half of because of your competitive nature.
Starting point is 01:11:49 You know, half of the game is to compete. Yeah, and everybody in this episode is competing. Absolutely, in some way, shape, or form. Yeah. Now, this episode has a very famous moment in it for Scrubs fans, and that is when Johnny C. McGinley starts the episode off by saying, either this kid has a light bulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea. The best line of Scrubs history. Which is off the x-ray. That is one of the funniest jokes, I think, ever in Scrubs history.
Starting point is 01:12:19 Now, was there another episode about the ass box or was this the only ass box episode? No, there were a bunch of- No, there's an episode that's solely about the ass box. was this the only ass box episode no there were no there's no there's there's an episode that's solely about the ass box right and and as scrubs wiki points out um the light bulb that's finally pulled out of this young man's sphincter anus cavity would likely go in the ass box if it weren't for the fact that the guys decide to put it in Kelso's lamp. Right, when he lights it. That scenery smells. That's so funny.
Starting point is 01:12:52 He goes, good lord. The heat from the light. That's so gross. Percolates the shit. The bulb. The major storyline of this episode is how do you get a light bulb out of someone's anal cavity? You got to go from the top and push. I mean, everyone has different theories.
Starting point is 01:13:13 And the janitor. The janitor's involved. Who knew? Who knew the janitor would be of such service? And what the fuck is the janitor doing in an operating room? I had the same thought. I had the same thought. And nobody has on a mask.
Starting point is 01:13:27 Nobody has on anything at this point. At the end, you have to, you know, it's framed out, obviously, but you have to imagine that the guy is on all fours with his anus open to the sky. Right. And the two doctors, okay, they're there, but so is the janitor just looking down at his asshole. Like, how is that guy okay? It was like, would he never think to say, guys, can you fucking kick the janitor out of here?
Starting point is 01:13:51 Well, the fact that they're doing it for this guy. And Kelso's like, Cox is like, let me guess. He donated a wing. And Kelso goes, he donated a wing, a thigh, and a breast. And a breast. And he goes, yes, genius. In this metaphor, the hospital is a chicken. That was very funny.
Starting point is 01:14:13 I laughed at this episode. Yeah, there's some funny shit. I don't remember this episode at all. I don't remember this at all. First of all, it's the first time you ever call Neil janitor. That's usually Sarah's thing. But you're like, janitor. Right.
Starting point is 01:14:26 Yeah, yeah. Janitor. Dude, like I love the three of them together. Yeah, they were funny. The three of them together was a lot of fun. It was like a little adventure. When Neil shows up in a doctor's coat and then he puts on the old school mirror. Where'd you get the coat?
Starting point is 01:14:50 the old school mirror right where'd you get the coat uh there's some very funny um neil things what about when sarah and i are are in that we're co-chiefs right and we're in our tiny office and uh and neil comes in and he bangs his card against our desk he's like sorry sorry it's time to clean and we're like and then he goes, oops. He's spraying. He goes, oops, that one got away. And I'm like, oh, it burns. It's in my eyes. He goes, ammonia burns. Write that down. Write that down.
Starting point is 01:15:12 I want to talk about the supporting cast in this episode because the three of them were hilarious. Todd, Doug, and Nurse Roberts have some of the funny. I wrote down, Aloma was on fire in this episode. When she goes, maybe she's racist, that shit had me rolling. Why is everybody, why is Elliot taking advice from Molly and not me? Maybe she's racist. That was funny. What about when Aloma is so straight, so straight and so dry, she goes,
Starting point is 01:15:49 Doug wants to give this guy 500,000 milligrams of morphine. I thought I'd check with you before I killed a man. That delivery was amazing. Delivery was perfection. I thought I'd check with you before I killed a man. We've got to have Johnny Castle and Aloma Wright on the show. We have to have them on the show. Yeah, I've gotten a lot of requests.
Starting point is 01:16:08 Joel, we've gotten a lot of requests. Let's have both of them on at the same time. How about that? And what about when Zeltzer and Bob Clinton says, that's why my wife and I use candles? Yeah. What does he mean, though? He means they shove candles up each other's ass, dude.
Starting point is 01:16:23 Oh, my God. They jam candles up each other. They do. It Oh, my God. They jam candles up each other. They do. It's a lot of this. Yeah. Ow. Ow. It hurts.
Starting point is 01:16:29 Zeltser is such a twisted fuck. I love Bob Clendenin, another person we need to have on the podcast. That'd be great. And Nickhead was so funny in this one. Nickhead has a line again. I want to talk about Beard Fosse or Beardface in different points in the background. Yeah. They can't figure out where Be for say works in this hospital.
Starting point is 01:16:47 Like he's all over the place. And do you even notice that I've really noticed because I'm always tracking the progress of beard for say he's very often in the pharmacy window. So like, is he a pharmacist? And if he's a pharmacist, how come he's everywhere else? Like,
Starting point is 01:17:00 shouldn't I be filling prescriptions? What does beard for say do in this hospital? Right. He's in the ER all the time.'s everywhere beard for say yeah the thing about the key background players like beard for say mick head um snoop dog resident they always knew where the camera was so they were smart they knew like my background work will be like where the camera is obviously but I'm trying to like process who Beard Fosseh is in the hospital like if he's not the pharmacist why is he always in the pharmacy
Starting point is 01:17:32 window right Mickhead is a doctor Snoop Dogg is an intern what the fuck is Beard Fosseh Johnny Castle's a resident Johnny Castle didn't make resident he didn't make resident Castle didn't make resident. He didn't make resident. That's funny. Doug doesn't make resident.
Starting point is 01:17:47 Doug doesn't make resident. It's so funny when Sarah and I each have to pick our interns, and Doug goes, pick the hot chick. And I go, shut up, Doug. We'll take the hot chick. So that was very funny. When Cox on the ramp tells me that Sarah has been chosen as the chief, that was very funny. I scream. Yeah, and you throw all the cards in the air.
Starting point is 01:18:15 I go, I just like, this is a meme that I see all the time or a gif. Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love? And then I scream and throw all my cards it was one of my favorite moments of the episode I just have three questions why do you hate me who's going to tell my mom and what the hell am I going to do with
Starting point is 01:18:37 5,000 John Dorian chief resident business cards yeah I hate the cards man and then right away I use it to hit on a chick. We should talk about Heather because she's really good at the show. And even though this is an episode and you're narrating, she kind of is the storyteller in this episode. She jumps around.
Starting point is 01:19:02 Yeah, popping in and out of everywhere. I thought she did a wonderful job. This actually could be a show. I remember that after she did her run with us, she went on and did another show for a little bit, but I don't know what that Emily's reasons. Why not? Yeah. Was that a was that the medical show that she did right after us? It wasn't medical, but it was it was it was short lived. It didn't it didn't have a long run. But yeah, I mean, I think that this I mean, just – and I'm sure Heather would agree that this like – this showed a new side to her. People knew her as like the sexy, blonde, leading lady.
Starting point is 01:19:37 And this really showed that she could be versatile and be really funny. Yeah, she very well – character actor. She showed that she has the skills. Yeah, she's really funny in funny. Yeah, she very well, she's a character actor. She showed that she has the skills. Yeah, she's really funny in this. Yeah. One of my favorite moments is when Judy goes, why did you just close your eyes at me?
Starting point is 01:19:52 She's like, oh, I can't blink. And she just. She's so weird, the character. She sets up work on a bench because she can't find her office. Yeah, this is not much. She walks into your office and goes, this is not my... She walks into your office and goes, this is not my office.
Starting point is 01:20:07 You know what movie that's from? Yeah, freaking... Come on, man. Beverly Hills Cop. This is not my office. Is it two? This is not my locker. This is not my... This is not my locker. It's the first... Is that motherfucking Axel Foley in here? Yeah. That guy was so good.
Starting point is 01:20:23 That actor. The guy who played the fucker. The deputy chewed off the beef. The man, you see I ain't got no ass left. You still got a little bit of ass left. Still got a little bit. Don't fuck with me, Axel. That guy was amazing.
Starting point is 01:20:37 What a good actor. Yeah, man, great actor. So was the captain of the Beverly Hills when he's like. Yeah, Boca Mill. Is this the man who. Oh, that guy, right. Me and my sister used to laugh so hard at him going,
Starting point is 01:20:51 is this the man who wrecked the buffet at the Harrow Club this morning? And then he walks out and Eddie Murphy picks up on it. Is this the man who wrecked... And then he walks out and Eddie Murphy picks up on it. Is this the man who wrecked? Is this the man who disabled one of our patrol cars by sticking a banana in the tailpipe? Disabled one of our patrol cars with a banana.
Starting point is 01:21:24 That guy was amazing. That guy was amazing. That guy was amazing. I bet no one has ever pointed out that both captains in Beverly Hills Cop are masterfully played. Well played. Well played. Guys, did you 5, 6, 7, 8? Oh, before you came in. We did it before you, Sarah. Do you want to try it?
Starting point is 01:21:39 You can do it on the way out, Sarah. You got the extra. So let's explore this. This is the beginning of JD and Elliot rekindling their friendship. Trying. But, I mean, I don't understand what the hell JD is doing. He's like – he just broke this woman's heart. And, I mean, he's – I mean, just watching these back, Sarah, I'm so infuriated by my character sometimes.
Starting point is 01:22:04 It's like he just broke up with her and broke her heart and broke her up with Sean for no reason. And now he's like, hey, it would be really great if we could hang out, you know, like as friends. Like outside coffee. And she's so nice to him. Like, well, I need a little more time. She should be like, fuck you. Agreed. Although she is like, fuck you for a lot of it.
Starting point is 01:22:24 But then they do have – I thought, I don't know. I thought that coffee scene was kind of sweet. So did I. I know. But didn't you feel that it was a little soon, like knowing what JD has done to this poor woman? Yes. I don't know how she can ever forgive. I don't know how she could ever forgive you.
Starting point is 01:22:39 The thing is, I mean, she has to because you guys work in the same place. So eventually you guys are going to have to be, and you guys seem to have the same shifts all the time. So you're going to have to be friends. I wish they had explained a little bit more. And I know the truth that fucking people do this all the time and it's real. But I wish they had explained a little more like what JD was so afraid of because he's clearly crazy about her. He's afraid of commitment or something, whatever. I just feel like it's never really exposed.
Starting point is 01:23:09 Like why is he playing such mind games with her? He's not sinister. Because we're trying to go to – He obviously does truly love her in the end. Because we're trying to go nine seasons, dude. That's why. Oh, just because we want to go nine seasons? I can't remember.
Starting point is 01:23:24 Do we find out later and i think that donald's right donald's right that the production reason is because people are so into will they or won't they get them together break them up get them together break them up but i i i don't remember and just watching it i'm like why is this guy such a fucking asshole people and it's not like that in real life too the will they will they or won't they get them together, break them up. That's only for movies, man. Well, I don't know. There's a lot of people listening, I'm sure, who've gotten back together, broken up, gotten back together, broken up with the same person.
Starting point is 01:23:55 Yeah, and that relationship still didn't work. You're saying that in the end, if you're doing that bullshit, you can't really work ultimately? There's no way getting back together, breaking up, getting back together, breaking up, getting back together, breaking up works out in the end. There's no way. I can't really work ultimately there's no way getting back together breaking up getting back together breaking up getting back together breaking up works out in the end there's no way i can't imagine his parents were married three times right it's done eventually yeah right who was joel matthew mcconaughey's parents yeah and then his father died while he was having sex with his mom you know that's impressive i did not know this. I did not know this either. This is a true story. Joelle with the trivia.
Starting point is 01:24:28 Imagine you get married, and then it doesn't work out. You get divorced. And then you go, I regret it. I'm not getting married again. I regret it. Let's get married again. No, no, no. OK.
Starting point is 01:24:37 No, we get divorced again. All right, you know what? I miss you. Should we get married again? Like, why? Why not just date? I just don't see that happening. Like, I think even when you get back together with someone
Starting point is 01:24:51 and who you've been with a long time, like, let's say it was years since you had dated, and then you meet each other again and you date again, I think the minute that... I don't think people change that much to where, you know, the things that annoyed you back then are going to pop up eventually. And you're going to be like, this is the same shit that it was 10 years ago.
Starting point is 01:25:11 Oh, but I'm a romantic. Don't you believe that, that you can meet someone down the line that you had a thing with, and you can be like, all of a sudden it's new context and you've both experienced a lot of life. And you went and you go, Eureka.
Starting point is 01:25:23 Oh my God. When Harry met Sally is a movie. That shit does not happen in real life, man. People don't have, you've both experienced a lot of life and you went and you go eureka oh my god when harry met sally is a movie that shit does not happen in real life man people don't have people aren't that busy that's i'm telling you right now i don't think people are that busy i don't think people are that busy dude i don't think people have that much going on in their life that all of a sudden four years five years makes such a big difference when it comes to relationships. I don't, especially if the person, if the person annoyed you five years ago, most likely
Starting point is 01:25:52 they're going to annoy you to five years later. Well, listen, if you're someone that like got back together with their like high school or college sweetheart after so many years of, and maybe you both got married, other people, and you came, will you contact Joelle? Because I'd like to have you on. Well, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up. You dated in the past.
Starting point is 01:26:11 This is what it has to be. You dated in the past. You broke up because it was a broke, the relationship sucked. And then 10 years later, however, you got married and then later on you got back together because you both have changed so much.
Starting point is 01:26:27 I am eager to talk to this person. Yeah, we want to hear from you. And it has to have worked out. So please slide in. And it has to have worked out. You have to still be together. It can't be, oh, we dated for like a year and then it shit didn't work. Or we've been dating for a year now and it's going okay.
Starting point is 01:26:41 You have to have did it, broken up, and then been a success again for at least, what, how long should we say, guys? Two years? Two years. Two years? Two, three, yeah, two years.
Starting point is 01:26:53 And the sex has to be better than it ever was. Oh my gosh. And y'all better be fucking. That's right. Y'all better be fucking. And we want to hear about... And Jewel wants to hear about that.
Starting point is 01:27:00 We want to hear you fuck. We're going to have you on to fuck on the show. Right. Oh my word! We're going to... We're going to start OnlyFans, Fake Doctors, Real Friends, OnlyFans. Are we allowed, Joelle, to have a couple copulate on the show live? Is that my heart?
Starting point is 01:27:15 I think legally. It'll be the realest OnlyFans ever because we'll actually have Only fans of fake doctors real friends doing sexual deeds. Sarah, do you want to come back when the couple bangs on the show? You're welcome to join us. This podcast has just changed a lot since last time we were here. We're trying to tone back.
Starting point is 01:27:37 We're trying to trim back the sexual talk a tiny bit, but in this context. Why do people write in? Do people comment no nobody nobody's really people don't complain people don't complain about the r-rated stuff that much they get do they joel's making faces hold up joel okay they don't they don't no they don't complain about that i think they love it i got i get come i got a woman who berated me um for talking about how i was starving myself and and smoothies to lose weight. She said that
Starting point is 01:28:06 I should be more responsible because children have eating disorders. And I completely respect that. But I also feel like I should be able to say, don't follow me. I don't have the healthiest diet in the world. I'm just sharing what I do. But I mean, by all means, I respect that young people, people of all ages have eating disorders. I got two letters. What were they about? One was polite and one was not so polite.
Starting point is 01:28:37 One was polite like, hey, listen, guys, I know that you're very busy and you guys have your own lives and stuff like that but a lot of us really look forward to when the show comes out so if you guys would not take breaks in between shows that would be great like if you could just if you always did tuesdays and thursdays that'd be great right and then And then he goes, and this was this Thursday, and remember the past
Starting point is 01:29:08 episode dated late. It posted late. Yeah. And so then an hour later, I get another one. Oh, never mind. I see that you posted late. Right? That's the first one. The second one is like, you guys are fucking rude, man. What the fuck, man?
Starting point is 01:29:24 Don't you know how much I fucking need this shit? Fuck you all for this. And then an hour later, I apologize. My bad. I see you posted late. Is that why you texted us early in the morning? The show didn't post? Yeah, that's exactly why.
Starting point is 01:29:40 But that's so cute how much it means to people and how much they're counting on it. People are very into the show, and we're very grateful about it. But man, I'm always surprised too, Sarah. Like people are, we have the most incredible fans and people really, really love this for some reason. I'm very, very, very, very surprised and very grateful. We have a fan caller, speaking of which. We're going to go to break.
Starting point is 01:30:04 Sarah, would you like to go to break. Sarah, would you like to toss to break? I would love to. So what you're going to say, what you're going to say in Canadian is, um, we're going to take a quick break and be right back with a guest. Go.
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Starting point is 01:34:29 Jamie Fullerton. Jamie Fullerton. Jamie Fullerton. Jamie Fullerton. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you. Donald, I always wanted to do that. It's yours.
Starting point is 01:34:42 It's yours. Jamie, welcome to the program. You have a special treat today because the Sarah Chalk, everyone's favorite Canadian, is on the program. Well, I am blessed then. Thank you. Yes, sir. Not everybody who comes on the show gets a Sarah Chalk Zoom personal meeting,
Starting point is 01:34:57 but you are getting it. I know because y'all are treating me good like that. Are you going to watch Sarah's new show tomorrow, which premieres on Netflix? What is the show's name? Sarah, go. It's called Firefly Lane. Firefly Lane. I will make it a point then.
Starting point is 01:35:13 Yeah, please do. It's with Katherine Heigl and Sarah Chalk. They're both scantily clad. Oh, now we're in. Yeah, everyone's going to love it. Donald and I will both be sitting way too close to the tv rewind pause rewind pause yeah a lot of there'll be a lot of that yes yes um welcome to show where you're calling from you have a southern accent uh dallas texas right on dallas in the house one of
Starting point is 01:35:37 my favorite cities dallas dallas in the house my wife spends a lot of time in Dallas. She is from the Texas area. We love that area. You know what I love? I love, okay, so I love the Tex-Mex. One of my favorite places in Dallas is Mi Casinos. Yes, we just went there for my birthday last week. Nice, congratulations. I love, what is it?
Starting point is 01:35:58 What is the drink called where it's like a slushy and it's got the, what's it called? Margarita? No, not the margarita, but it's like a slushy and it's got the what's it called? Margarita? No, not the margarita, but it's like A hurricane? No, it's like the Type of remia? Orange Julius?
Starting point is 01:36:13 No, it's a What color is it? Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm not going to get her. I'm just going to ask her. Oh my God. Oh my God. Donald has a real
Starting point is 01:36:24 fake doctor's real friends one might want to learn the name of the podcast sarah but yes sarah do you want one of those will you wear it around are you kidding me right now i want one i want to i want a zach and don onesie sarah if you sit around my house of you if you send me a picture of you in the fake doctor's real friends onesie i'll be so happy. The Mambo Taxi. Did you have a Mambo Taxi? I did not because we were going to my son's first communion. So I thought I'd better.
Starting point is 01:36:52 You didn't want to be hammered at that. Well, even though I'm not Catholic, but no. Have you had the Mambo Taxi before? I think I had it one time many years ago. What's in a Mambo Taxi? I don't know, but it's like, it really is like, it's like a delicious, tangy, sherberty type of alcohol. And it gets you so drunk.
Starting point is 01:37:13 It's probably tequila. Oh, it's a sangria and a margarita. Mixed together. Yeah. So much sugar. Oh, it was so good. You're not too bad hanging over all that sugar. Have you ever had a Mambo taxi?
Starting point is 01:37:24 Great! Oh, my God. All right, dude, welcome to the program. Jamie, do you have a question for any of us? Yeah. In fact, in a couple podcasts ago, you mentioned how much you were into cinematography. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 01:37:39 So my question for the group is, what movie has the best cinematography? Oh, how could you possibly ask that question? I'm going to have to go with Garden State. Yes, Sarah. Good answer. The best photographic movie of all time. Thank you. Although that film was
Starting point is 01:37:56 photographed by Larry Schur, who I like to think I discovered because then he went on to become one of the... He's famous now. He's very famous now. Well, he's had a lot of big movies but the Joker has made him uh an Oscar nominee so oh I didn't know that yeah um who wants to go first Donald do you have a I'm sure it's gonna be a Star Wars movie do you have a favorite uh cinematography uh film yes the Empire Strikes Back is filmed actually very well um if you want to look at any of the star wars movies
Starting point is 01:38:25 i think that's the most innovative out of all of them uh from that moment on it i'm not going to say it was the same thing over again but they just figured out a way to i mean before that everything was really slow and then the empire strikes back happens and everything is ramped up and it's really fast and the action is fast paced and so I'm going to go Empire Strikes Back. The asteroid field part. I remember that. Amazing. So it's one of the first tracking shots of something
Starting point is 01:38:53 that isn't real. Like they developed that shot, just the Tauntaun running in the snow in the beginning is something that's never been done before. It had never been done before and they had to figure it out at ILM. Just putting it out there. All right.
Starting point is 01:39:07 Sarah, do you have a favorite movie in terms of cinematography? I mean, it's been years since I've watched it, and it definitely deserves a rewatch, but I remember at the time being obviously so mind-blown by Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Yeah, that's a great one. What a beautiful movie that is.
Starting point is 01:39:24 You didn't say that about Empire Strikes Back and I'm very disappointed. To be honest, I zoned out. I was like, I'm going to let him do a solid two minutes on Star Wars. So is your face. The first thing that popped into my head was the movie Manhattan.
Starting point is 01:39:43 It's black and white. It's a Woody Allen movie. I know people have very passionate feelings about Woody Allen and his films now, but that doesn't change the fact that it is a beautifully filmed movie. That's like the first thing that popped into my head. I have a similar thing with like Bradford Young, who's just like this incredible cinematographer for you people who are like really into popular movies he did solo but then he also
Starting point is 01:40:09 was a director of photography for Selma but my cinematographer David Chari his favorite movie is Mother of George and the way he just shoots like skin which seems silly and maybe weird but it's so beautiful everyone is luminescent and the whole movie has this like gorgeous glow and it's really great. Everyone is luminescent, and the whole movie has this gorgeous
Starting point is 01:40:25 glow, and it's really great. I love Bradford Young's work. Okay. Daniel? Joel, I'm writing that down, Mother of George, because I have not seen it. Oh, yeah. Definitely check it out. Really powerful movie. If I get the chance, I would also say Goodfellas. That's a good one. It would be great if you...
Starting point is 01:40:41 It would be funny if you... If I get the chance, I'd also like to say Return of the Jedi. You thought it was coming, didn't you? That would have been funny. I would like to give you a second take on that joke. Okay, you ready? Yeah, go ahead. Take two, go. If I get the chance, I'd like to also say
Starting point is 01:41:00 Return of the Jedi. The way that they captured that Ewok fur. There was a beautiful backlight on the Ewok's fur. Go ahead, Daniel, your turn. The one that comes to mind recently, Blade Runner 2049. Shout out Roger Deakins. You like that? Yeah, I loved it.
Starting point is 01:41:22 Not a lot of, really? Did you like the movie? The movie was fine, but the experience of watching the movie was unmatched. It's just gorgeous in so many different ways. By the way, you just made me think of another one that I don't know who shot it. Will you look up for me, Joelle?
Starting point is 01:41:36 But Mad Max Fury Road, so good. That shot well, yes. The fact that that movie is not only beautifully photographed, if it weren't for even independent of the way they're filming it, but there's no green screen, and they literally are all flying through the endless desert. And did you know that?
Starting point is 01:41:54 Why are you making that face, Daniel? You're right. There's a lot of practical, but there's also a shit ton of green screen. I'm sure there's a little green screen, but, dude, in terms of movies that have that amount of action, I've watched behind-the-scenes featurettes on it. Yeah, totally, totally. You could feel that heat. When that shit comes out,
Starting point is 01:42:10 you feel that heat, man. I mean, there's a million examples, but it's always interesting to know what your brain vomits up first. For me, it became, I went Manhattan. Oh, and Donald said Goodfellas for some reason. That made me think of, uh... No, it was probably you, Donald. It was probably when you said Blade Runner, because it made me think of a remake or something. But down it's probably when you said um blade runner blade
Starting point is 01:42:25 runner because it made me think of a remake or something but anyway those are our answers there's a zillion answers um i think it's important uh if you're a film lover to start to get to know cinematographers because um they are such an enormous part of the film that you love i mean directors in varying degrees are are either super involved in the film that you love. I mean, directors in varying degrees are either super involved in the cinematography or not at all. And so it really is creating the images of the movie you love so much
Starting point is 01:42:56 is really a partnership between the director and the cinematographer. And so take note of who they are because their names are important too. John Seal is the DP who shot Mad Max. Thank you. Hey, Jamie, let me ask you a question. What's yours?
Starting point is 01:43:11 Well, Zach kind of stole my thunder there with Fury Road. Not only was it great, well shot, of course, but it's also like my second favorite movie. So that movie is such an adrenaline rush. I watch it every year just for, just cause it's so good. Um, all right. What's your next question, Jamie Fullerton? Well, um, I guess this is a real quick one. Um, will Ken Jenkins been coming, be coming back to scrubs to, to y'all's podcast? Cause the way his podcast episode ended, that was my favorite. That was amazing.
Starting point is 01:43:45 The way he ended it. And if the people out there haven't seen it, Donald's giving him praise. He's such a great actor. He does this. He does that. I called him the MVP of the show. That's right. I was like, Ken, you are the MVP of the show.
Starting point is 01:44:01 I mean, Donald gave him a very nice thing for a couple minutes. So sincere. you are the MVP of the show. I mean, Donald gave him a very nice thing for a couple of minutes. And then, and then Ken with this, with his gravelly voice says phase on. One of the reasons I agreed to come on this podcast was to hear beautiful bullshit like that. Zach was in the background, just shut it off.
Starting point is 01:44:21 We're done. And he was like, I was like, you can't beat that. We should have him back. Should we have him back? Joelle, will you do me a favor? Do everyone.
Starting point is 01:44:28 Do Jamie Fullerton and all the listeners a favor. Find out the most Ken-heavy episode and let's ask him. Sarah, do you want to come back when we have Ken on? Yes. All right. I would love it. Oh, I miss Ken. Ken, his son was very helpful in orchestrating getting Ken on.
Starting point is 01:44:49 And I'm sure he'll help us again because Ken is a barrel of laughs. Maybe Ken's son could also help me with the technical piece of this. All right, Jamie, it's time for everyone in Dallas' favorite segment. It's time to Fix Your Life! It's time to fix your life. And we also have the beautiful Sarah Chalk here to help you all the way from Vancouver or Van Groovy. Don't they say Van Groovy, Sarah? Van Groovy. All the groovy people do.
Starting point is 01:45:15 Yeah, I've heard it called Van Groovy. Sarah has new color hair. Yeah, Sarah, what color is that? Oh, it's called Quarantine Chic. Oh, so that's your natural. Is that your natural color? This has been a year and four months. You haven't dyed it in a year and four months?
Starting point is 01:45:33 Uh-huh. Oh, I like it. You look beautiful. I have not dyed it in a year and four months. I also left it a boot. I think it was almost a year. I hadn't cut it and i was just like so annoyed with it and done and my friend was like if you put it in a ponytail on top of your head and you just cut the end of the ponytail it kind of makes layers naturally did that work so i did it i did
Starting point is 01:46:01 it and it does not make layers. Naturally. I don't have any gray though. A professional six. What's that? You have no gray. Oh, that's like zoom. That's the zoom.
Starting point is 01:46:14 I'm sure there's, I'm sure there's some in there. If I got close enough, I'm sad to say that my beard is like all gray and you can't, I thought that was your white ass skin. I thought that was your white ass skin. Zach's not laughing. That's not racist. It's true, man.
Starting point is 01:46:30 I thought you had beard. You're saying that my skin is as white as gray hair? I don't even have any beard on, dickhead. You're such a fucking dick. All right, let's focus on Jamie. I smoked too much weed today. I know. Sarah, he smoked so much pot today, he can barely focus.
Starting point is 01:46:48 It's Friday. Do it, man. He does it on a Monday morning, Jamie. Jamie is my kind of weed. Jamie, you probably don't have legal weed down there yet, right? No, I don't think so. Not yet. Yeah, well, yeah, it's going to take the South a smidgen longer, but Donald, it really
Starting point is 01:47:06 takes advantage of the recreational legal weed here in California. Go for it, right? You know, I'm going to be honest with you. Go ahead. I am trying to stop. Well, it's not going well. It's not. I'm failing this one. All right,
Starting point is 01:47:24 Jamie, how can we fix your life? Okay. Now, I'm glad Sarah's here, too, because as a fellow parent, I have a question. Did you all find having an eight-year-old to be very difficult? Whenever it's about eight years old, it is it very difficult it's always difficult yeah i'm just saying it seems to be getting yeah a little more difficult yeah there it started he's very my son's seven he's very rebell uh he's very funny he's very uh immature and very loud and when i say immature i don't mean immature like uh
Starting point is 01:48:21 like he's not keeping up he He's immature. Like his jokes, albeit they are a little bit grown for his age, are a little immature. Like, you know, what he finds funny is potty jokes and stuff like that. Well, we find potty jokes funny and we're 45. I still do. Yeah. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 01:48:39 Nothing better than a poop. Good poop joke. But ain't nothing like a seven-year-old telling a poop joke. What's an example of one of his jokes? He'll be like, knock, knock. Who's there? Okay, so look. We were watching Splash on Disney Plus the other night.
Starting point is 01:48:55 And I remember my wife was, at the beginning it says this film has been modified. Because I remember when I was a kid, there was a little bit of nipple slippage in Splash. Oh, I remember Daryl Hannah triggering some things inside me. Yeah, go ahead. Right. And so we're watching the movie, and they've now covered all of that. So I'm like, great, we don't have to worry about it. But then the Swedes come to view The Mermaid.
Starting point is 01:49:19 And I don't know if you guys remember in Splash, when the Swedish scientists come, Eugene Levy, Tom Hanks, and John Candy pose as these scientists. So Eugene Levy returns as the scientist, and then John Candy and Tom Hanks pose as the Swedes. But they don't speak a word of Swedish, right, of the Swedish language. speak a word of Swedish, right? Of the Swedish language. Right. And the guy, the guard at the gate is, the guard at the door is like,
Starting point is 01:49:52 you know, guys, I got to be honest with you. Before you go in, I took Swedish lessons in college. And so I am actually kind of fluent. I'd love to practice on you guys. And so he says something and they look at each other and they're like, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. And then they try to walk by and he's like, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up. And then he says something like, what are in Swedish? He says in Sweden, he says, what are two guys like you doing in New York this time of year? And John Candy goes in Swedish, hey, babe, you know I have a 12-inch penis. And then they all start laughing.
Starting point is 01:50:33 My son can read now. He's seven. So now everything, every joke he tells is, knock, knock. Hey, babe. Hey, babe. Hey, babe. Hey, babe, who? Hey, babe, you know I have a 12-inch penis. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:50:55 That's problematic. So, Jamie, all you got to do is watch Splash with your kid. Yeah, there you go. Problem solved. They're always going to be that way, dude. They're always going to be difficult is my point. You're never, ever going to be comfortable in this situation as a dad. Your best job, your best thing you can ever do,
Starting point is 01:51:15 the best thing you can do is try to raise a good person, and they're going to annoy the shit out of you, but you've got to persevere. You're the adult. You're in charge. What about you, Sarah? You got any child advice, child rearing advice? Well, okay. So Jamie, tell me, what is it specifically that's happening right now? Well, it's just a lot of times we need him to do something and he just starts to try to make jokes. He tries to just blow it off. I'll give you an example. Yesterday, his mom wanted him to put away some clothes, you know, just as something simple.
Starting point is 01:51:45 And he was playing on his switch. So I told him, Hey, and she said it twice. He didn't do it. I said, Hey, hit pause on it and, you know, get these clothes put away. He says, there's no pause button. I'm like, wait a second. I know how this thing works. You hit one, you hit this button and it pauses. Yeah. But daddy, it doesn't say pause. What's it matter? It just didn't close away. Smart kid. You can't be mad at that you can't be trying i'm guessing at that age they're trying they're trying to test limits exactly exactly but it's like you're in charge dude yeah sarah go ahead sarah you've got canadian's best here go ahead i think you know it's it's at every age there's just like another challenge. And it just, you're always one step behind, right?
Starting point is 01:52:31 Because, you know, I have a four-year-old and an 11-year-old. And obviously, like, at every age, it's like, oh, I have never parented that age before and dealt with these challenges. And keep in mind, like, you're not just dealing with an eight-year-old. You're dealing with an eight-year-old who's in quarantine in a, you know, completely unprecedented pandemic. So the things that are coming up, I mean, I feel like, you know, certainly in our household, it's that, you know, that balance of like you're trying to set limits and also be compassionate for what they're going through because it's certainly we did not have to go through anything like this.
Starting point is 01:53:01 And they're under so many challenges to wrap their brains around what's happening and try not to absorb our stress over it. But what came to light for me in this pandemic was like, I thought I was like doing all of the things that I thought were important in terms of making my kids contribute in the house and doing things like you're talking about. Like, can you fold this laundry? Can you do that? But life is so busy and it wasn't until it all of a sudden settled that i was like oh shit we're actually not doing nearly as much as i thought we were of that so we made that a huge priority at the beginning of the pandemic we've got chore charts and if you don't like you know there's there's laundry and vacuuming and you know dishes and whatever and if you don't do
Starting point is 01:53:42 your chore then you have to swap out. You could, someone else can pick your chore the next time and make you do the bad chore, which is take out the compost. It's like a reality show. I like that. It's like a reality show. And, and yeah, we just sort of had shit get real. Like, you know, we, uh, I think I thought I was saying no more than I was. And I realized I have to do that more, which is not always been my strong suit. Right. How do you feel about saying, that's a good question. How do you feel about saying no? Like I have a, I don't, I don't mind saying no, but I have a problem saying no. You know what I mean? Like I have an issue with being like, you can't do that. I, I, you know, it's interesting. I,
Starting point is 01:54:20 I really thought I was great. I thought I was good at it. I thought I actually did that until I realized that I didn't. And so that's been a huge thing is like more boundaries, more. No, I think, you know, obviously as they get bigger and bigger, actually that's not true when they're little too structure is so key and so important and feeling the, you know, the walls and the boundaries cause they're always looking for them. And if you don't put them there, then they're going to, they're going to climb over the over just test test test okay what if i can never find the pause button um on my switch and
Starting point is 01:54:49 yeah you got you got it you got to take charge man like put the game away that's what we're learning that's what we know we put the game away for a bit and because we were realizing that he was doing things for the game like everything he was doing just was just so he could play the game and it was like uh we're gonna take the game completely away so now everything you're doing is because you're doing it and then every now and then we'll let him play and it's so much more rewarding and then i don't have a hard time being like get off the game because he knows if he says hold one second can i get five minutes yeah he's never gonna play that shit again it's five minutes? Yeah, he's tried that. He's never going to
Starting point is 01:55:25 play that shit again. It's always a negotiation. There's never like, it's always like, but how about, okay, ten more minutes? Okay, five more minutes? I'll give you five more. I say, I'll give you five more minutes, but then you can never play again. Okay, I'm done. Good idea.
Starting point is 01:55:41 Excellent. All right. Well, Jamie, you're welcome. Thanks, Jamie, you're welcome. Thanks, guys. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're so welcome. You can stay on because you're delightful and we love Texas. And I think we're done, guys.
Starting point is 01:55:53 We did the show. I wanted to say one last thing. Aloma was fire in this episode. Yeah. Fire. Shout out. Shout out to Aloma. All right. And we hear you fans and you've said it a lot and I see it. And Joelle is going to Eloma Wright. We hear you fans
Starting point is 01:56:05 and you've said it a lot and I see it and Joelle is going to be on it. We want to book Bob Clendenin. We want to book Johnny Castle and we want to book Eloma Wright. Eloma Wright, sorry, and we want to book Ken again. Maybe we do all three of those
Starting point is 01:56:21 favorite secondary characters on the same episode. That could be fun. That would be a lot of fun, actually. One last shout-out to Judy when she said, you don't have that cookie, we're getting a divorce. She was so good in that moment. I love that.
Starting point is 01:56:35 You don't eat that cookie. That made me laugh out loud. Right, yeah. And I like it when Kelso says to the guy who's giving all the money regarding his son, who had the light bulb up his ass, he goes, Lyle might be ready for that rough sex talk you had with your other boys. I just love that his name is Lyle. This is a funny picture.
Starting point is 01:56:59 Oh, and then Zach jumping around with the movers on a bubble wrap. Yo, I was going to say this earlier. Come on, Dorian. You've got to want it. You looked like you were lifting weights back then, huh? I was in shape. You came back into season four in shape. You had some triceps there.
Starting point is 01:57:14 Yeah, I'm trying to get back there. I was there. I had some nice definition. You see, I put that whatever that thing is, the movers wear that supports around your waist. I had that on. It looked good. I'd hit it all right uh we love you everybody listening thank you for uh for tuning in sarah i don't know what to say
Starting point is 01:57:35 the amount of love that donald and i have for you is just too much i'm really excited for your new show yes plug your Plug your show tomorrow. Can you tell me when it's time for everybody? It comes on tomorrow, Wednesday, guys. Donald, you don't remember the title name, do you? Yeah, I do. What is it called? It's called Scrubs Rerot Show.
Starting point is 01:57:55 Yes, I told you. Kids, kids, weed. I'm going to try and do like a charades for Donald and act it out. Kids, weed, not even once. All right, go ahead, Sarah. Plug your show. It's Firefly Lane on Netflix. It's Firefly Lane on Netflix. It's Firefly Lane, people.
Starting point is 01:58:07 Listen, you guys know what's going to happen. You're going to do the same thing you do every night. You're going to be scrolling through Netflix, scrolling through all the other services going, no, no, no. And you're going to think of my voice going, Firefly Lane. No, I'm going to think of Sarah's voice going,
Starting point is 01:58:21 Firefly Lane. It's way better. Right. Firefly Lane. Well, I'm going to think of Zach's voice going Firefly Lane. It's way better. Right. Firefly Lane. Well, I'm going to think of Zach's voice actually now. Because that was a little scary. Sarah, sell it in a seductive voice for the listeners. No!
Starting point is 01:58:33 Okay, sorry. Don't. This ain't OnlyFans yet. Say it in French, Sarah. It ain't OnlyFans yet. Firefly Lane, c'est le 3 de février, demain, Netflix. I will watch it. Excellent. Sarah, when you were,
Starting point is 01:58:48 did they ever ask you to dub yourself in French? Because they should. Because you can do it. They haven't. And I have offered. So I don't know if I should be offended. They don't want to pay you that check. They don't want to pay you that check.
Starting point is 01:59:02 I was like, I need to, I need to find some way to make sense of my life that I went to school in French all day from the age of 5 to 18 and to German school after school. So I was like, if you want, I'll do the dubbing in French and German. And then they didn't call. You're the rare person. What's the most you've had to use your German or your French? Have you had to be like, other than like vacationing to places where they speak said languages, what is like the most you've
Starting point is 01:59:29 ever had to use it? Has it come in handy once? I feel like I have to thank Bill Lawrence for that because I think the most I've had to use it is on Scrubs. You know, Bill would write it into the show and I would have to... What about when you do that? That was one of my favorite...
Starting point is 01:59:44 Oh my God. That was one of my favorite... Oh my God. That was one of my favorite skits that we did. Skits that we did. When we were standing in front of the international press junket and Zach steps up and says, Sarah, you know, because we're international, we bought our own translator
Starting point is 02:00:03 and he bought you up. And so Zach says some very nice things about the show and when we'll be coming on. And he goes, now, Sarah. And then you said and then you said it in French and then everybody applauds. And then Zach goes. Now, German. And then everybody laughs and then you did it in German and everybody applauds. And then me being the dumbass that I am,
Starting point is 02:00:26 I grabbed the microphone and I said, and now an Ebonics for shizzle-nizzle. Shut up! Oh my God. I forgot about that. I totally forgot about that. Alright, on that note, 5, 6, 7, 8.
Starting point is 02:00:41 No, Sarah's supposed to do it. Danil, no. Danil, no. Sarah, go ahead. 6, 6, seven, eight. No, Sarah's supposed to do it. Daniel, no. Daniel, no. Sarah, go ahead. Six, six, yes, please. Here's some stories about a show we made. About a bunch of doctors and nurses in a Canada who love to hate. I said here's the stories that you all should know. So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our Gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald
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