Fat Chance Podcast - Aggressive Sports Betting & Gifts from Fans Ep.135

Episode Date: September 12, 2024

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cameras. Of course it is. Little behind the scenes right now we have the Monday night football game on with the Jets and the 49ers. Judd has a lot of money on this game so hopefully we can all watch and see him lose some funds today. Well do you guys want to know how you did this week? I am over. I am so so bad. I think I got the first nine wrong. OK. So one person did best. Well there are two were just one game off. OK. Oh so we none of us did well. No one did well. We have two eight and sevens. OK. And nine and six. That's actually pretty good. That's better than I thought. Okay at eight and seven

Cusky. Yeah, I knew that the other eight and seven Me yeah. Oh, I'm a football guy and six you went with the Bears Jack. Yeah, that was the Bears, yeah, which by the way, you should have been wrong Now is that was an implosion by the Tennessee Titans if I've ever seen loose has them cooking on Defense right now Caleb Williams. I can't believe we win me and you both went Carolina Oh move how bad they look we had hope It wasn't good at all. Not good. Hope it was a dumpster fire who gave me the whole time

First thing I saw was they're down 20. There were a lot of games that were way closer than I thought they were going to be. No American flag for Aaron today. The Bengals I did not think would lose. Yeah that was wild. Do you think they're taking their chances with Aaron Reuters carrying out the flag again. Well I don't think he's going to carry out a flag out a no way game. No. That'd be so funny. What weird thing would they be like. We're all going to give him the flag though. I know it's our own field. Also what are your thoughts on have always having a 9 11 game because that was pretty electric last year. It was out. I mean it got ruined real quick. That's why we only needed everyone so well. We needed

only everyone so well because if you have one every time, and the starting quarterback or the star player on the team runs out with a flag, and that becomes the new Madden Curse. Right now. Was he on the cover? He wasn't on the cover. No, actually he might have been at some point. But because I know Favre was.

Actually, no, I don't think he ever was but do the next week yeah let's do it so we're never gonna have the money yeah we're not gonna have the money do we pick this game yeah we did would this change anything Because I went Jets. I think I went Niners. Yeah, and I think you went Niners. I could end up dying. I'm not giving you the Monday Night Game. Sorry. Well, if that changes ever.

If there's a tiebreaker, at the end of the year, we have to go back and look at Monday Night Games. So are we just counting total right guesses? If there's a tiebreaker, we'll just go. Monday should be worth two points. Let's go to the Super Bowl. Are we going through total if there's a tiebreaker? We'll just go they should be worth two points Oh the Super Bowl are we going through total right guesses is like the score or winner of the week? Total right guesses. So yes, you're just continue going forward. Yeah Yeah, because I know it's probably been up because we'll get the we'll get the Monday night game next week

Yeah, I did the scoreboard. All right, that works that works Thursday night football We got coming up week to week to Okay, Buffalo at Miami Tough one I'm gonna say Miami At Miami Miami Miami I'll go Buffalo Josh Allen look really damn good. I will also go Buffalo. Okay

New Orleans at Dallas Dallas Dallas I'll go Buffalo. Josh Allen look really damn good. I will also go Buffalo. Okay. New Orleans at Dallas Dallas Dallas Dallas New Orleans can't do that twice. Tampa at Detroit Detroit. Actually I'm gonna go Tampa Tampa. I'm gonna go Green Bay baby. Wow, you got a lot of faith Yeah, that's just a doubt. I'm not I made my mistake with Chicago last week. That's okay. That's a really silly and stupid of jets at Tennessee Jets Well, I would wish I wouldn't know this game. It is spending this game, but I'm gonna go Jets Tennessee imploded big-time They did not look like they knew what they were doing at all on offense even the points they did score. It was It just wasn't good. Give me the Jets. I will also go the Jets Sam Fran at Minnesota

San Fran Again pending this game. Who did Minnesota play this week again? They played the Giants. Okay. Yeah, San Francisco I'm gonna go San Francisco. I got four pieces of gum in my mouth and it's a little much right Seattle at New England Seattle I'm gonna go to New England all right roll for them how about that not gonna happen I don't know they got a good defense Giants at Washington. Oh yeah. Give me Washington. I think the Giants are going to implode. Everyone's going to get fired. I think I like the Giants. There's only one way to go up and I'd give me the Giants. Let's go with an upset here just because the rookie

quarterbacks do not do well. They do not. Chargers at Carolina Chargers. Chargers at Carolina chargers Maybe Carolina will get together this week chargers as well Cleveland at Jacksonville Jacksonville give me the land. Yeah, Jacksonville Vegas Las Vegas at Baltimore Baltimore Yeah, Baltimore Baltimore as well the Rams at Arizona Rams Rams Rams could be real dangerous if they're all I like how they they battled against the Bills if they are offensive line stays healthy for the Rams and Pugin Akua with Cooper Cup dangerous team

Pittsburgh at Denver, so I said if they say healthy Pittsburgh at Denver Pittsburgh I'm just gonna go Denver Pittsburgh Cincinnati at Kansas City Okay Cincinnati I think this is a bounce back game for Joe burr Okay, give me Cincinnati at Kansas City. Yeah. Yeah, Kansas City. You're silly. Give me give me Kansas City as well Joe Burrow and Joe Burrow is my home script tonight last one Saturday night game Chicago at Houston Houston What's the Monday night game the The Monday night game is Atlanta at Philadelphia. We're not doing it.

Why no? We still do it. We add the score in later. We did the Monday night game last week. Yeah. I'm not putting the score in later. Philadelphia. All you gotta do is add a tally. We could just write down our guesses that we had right now. We could add it to the tally. Nah, it's too much work. I'm going Philly. Okay, what the fuck dude? Philly. I will let's going Philly Kendrick's performing at the halftime show are we excited about that boys if you both go the same team it won't matter This is that is true, so I saw he's doing the halftime show. What if this is a big conspiracy? Because he's the one with the beef, right? With Drake?

I think Drake has some beef now too. Hyped it all up. They hyped all that up just for this halftime performance to bring out and like make amends and just be a giant halftime performance. No. Why not? Because no one's going to know. Yeah, no one's going to respect that. But, alright, then we go a double agent. He called Drake a pedo.

OK, we do a triple agent thing. We're like, all right, we'll make amends. He comes back on stage. And they're like, they're good times. And then they shoot one another. It's hard to call someone a pedophile and then go back and be like, just kidding, he's good now. He's good.

We're making a big concert for everyone This is the boy. Here's the thing is it wouldn't be that it will be that big after the fact But it will not be that big during because no one's gonna be like well It's still gonna be a big show, but you know me it's not gonna get leaked if it does Yes, but if it I don't think it will get leaked. I don't know what you leaked Well, all right, do you guys want the gift gift so there is someone who gave us a gift? Give us a gift give all of us a gift who gave all of us a gift It's it is this Bruce friend of the pod But we all got

Finger socks no Who gave these no way what the fuck who gave these i'm gonna put them on right now no way they're finger socks they have

these are going on what instagram account messaged you and what you gave them your address no no do we know this person? uh it's a friend of the pod we have no idea who this is friend of the pod I'm not putting these on right now at least put it in the camera that's what they want oh my god Wow Someone just came in their pants So Who sent you these?

And if you say friend of the pod one more time, I know you're taking money on the side from some of these feet people Well, yeah look where the big toe is So the guy who won Brice all Brice all we need to maybe not watch this yelling stop yelling It's four seconds into it Don't don't be that guy um so Four seconds into it. Don't don't be that guy. Um, so

So the guy who won the March Madness That's so funny friend of the pod, thank you friend of the pod This is um, this I think my toes are a little deformed right now. They feel weird. Who do I have that many toes? This makes me feel like you ever see the people who wear the, uh, also are yours is heel like up the whole way. This has to be the longest foot, but also these persons, toes are so tiny.

Like my feet, my toes are probably losing blood. You know the people who wear, what's it called, I'm going to do one of each. Look at that. I'm losing circulation. The toe shoes, those can't be right. Those have to be so specially made for your feet. There is no, like I'm just a size nine in these toe shoes No, no, you're not. No, you have to be you probably have to size up I would say like I'm a size eight, but like I need the right pinky toe to like bend a little too far in Oh, you're not getting past you ever again. Yeah, Aaron Rodgers holds a grudge. Al Lizard. Yep

Who was that? Lizard? Should we just make Monday episodes just watching, oh dude you gotta catch that. Okay let's. Lizard, yeah you're fired dude. Rogers is piss. Well, hey guess what? He still, he played three plays, so we'll see. He might, at least he made it through the first drive this year Yeah, and he's got some sick tats. He looks so cool now

So cool Rachel calls Aaron riders my boyfriend cuz I'm obsessed with them. I've been hanging around here. You're dead too much I'm just pro not Man these are uncomfortable say with me these are tough these are really tough I'm gonna try to sleep in these tonight really I don't sleep in socks ever know if your toes are different shade of purple It makes me feel like my feet are wrong. Yeah. They feel it feels weird. It feels like my toes aren't very long. Yeah. I feel like I got a little pause but does this do it for anyone. Does this do it for anybody. You have to flex the toes boys.. Flex the toes, John. Is that a thing? Oh, yeah. What is it you think about the feet that people are into?

And I know someone's going to. This is quick enough into the episode. You don't know where they've been. You don't know the Bimbo? I see like, oh, there's an arch. What is the arch? I guess why is anyone attracted to anything? That's my overarching question.

I agree. I agree. I agree You ugly Now I will cry yeah, no don't cry he's already cried enough don't cry don't sneeze I actually think this is a little bit. Okay question. Yeah blow your nose into that sock Do you think viewership will spike? If you blow your nose into that sock right there, yeah, just blow it You think that would what do you think that would be a feet thing?

Now we're getting into like only fans Weird like dude your ladies up there and screaming Ben diagram of like people that like snot and people like feet and I bet you that center circle is bigger than you think I would Think so leave in the comments. What's the best thing to do to a sock? after money, don't leave any comics for Good job boys or something like that time stamps. They don't ever like we request things put in the comments Go ahead, and then there's Diego I like Michael's car He supports us it's nice like Michael's car no I don't like no one likes your fucking car my car

It is nice though cuz typically I tell I can know I know what I'm here. Yeah, exactly You know what I'm here gentle being the but now my buddy's back from camping who does work on my car He's like, all right, we're gonna figure out what exhaust muffler you need to maybe make that thing Has he been coming for the last five years? Well, I cut it off last week and then he went someone that works on my car and it's like the worst guy He's been gone. I don't even know how to work on a car. I pay him in Bud Light. It's a lot for a muffler. You better be getting a lot of backup that truck. Ask your dad to borrow his. You better back

the thing up back back back it up. You take a customer you're gonna lose in your fantasy game. Hey how do you know what that's a first week of fantasy, we got the Fat Trans Fantasy. Thank everyone for being in that. The only person in this room that's gonna lose is... Me. Yours truly, Michael Cusky. Fatfoot McGee over there. Honestly, I don't really remember who's on my team. That's not a good start.

No. The league I care about the most, not that I don't care about you guys, I don't. But the one where there's an actual punishment, yeah, I won that one. Well, as long as Breezal doesn't score three touchdowns. But very likely, because they've already given it to him 66% of the time today. Well the thing is, we'll have a punishment for the pot if you lose. If you get last place in the pot. Really? What could my punishment be? Continue editing everything?

What about last place out of us three? Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, we can do that. That's fair. I like that. And then, whoever... He's real confident with Barkley and Hurts on his team now. Yeah, you are.

Yeah. Fuck you. You know he's just like... He saw that game and was just like, oh fuck yeah. I don't know, he's just like he he he saw that game was just like, oh I don't know what would the watch you ever see the video you watch the league. Yeah Nick Kroll's character where he's you're making off to his lineup your Nick Kroll. Yeah, you are. Yeah. I'm a little I'm Kevin Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then you that makes what you taco. I'm fine with taco. I'm fine with taco wins the league You might be Andre you might be Andre You might be any show needs a reboot. It's that one. We don't need a friends reunion

We don't need a how I met your mother. We don't need Fuller house. We don't need anything We need the league back and it's all their kids playing actually no,'s probably too far or let their playing times past like they bring them back together bring it back together that character for everything does it so well it He's just like, he's like, yeah, I'm super dirty and horny man. That's like all you. Him on Brooklyn nine nine is so. Hey, uh, you know what? Let's try the Coke. I mean you have to snort. Oh, I didn't get a good piece. I didn't get a good piece. Oh, don't show it. Right before the fourth play they're showing this all right you guys won't play the game. He's got blood on his pants for his period That sucks. You don't play the game. Yeah time to play the game a little bit of

Kind of little scat ago is kind of little things where we Basically have to guess what the category is okay? I want to play this game But I also do want to point out that we did a good job of sock putting on you have your right sock on I have Both my socks on you have your left sock on we pretty much have and two Full pairs of legs and we got in the sock white socks on yeah, that's great. Good job everyone cool job Continue I love that you pointed that out cuz that's that's very satisfying to me, too

It is satisfying as fuck. So I'm gonna give Each Oh Breeze Hall fumbled already. Okay, what is going on? Aaron Rodgers is gonna hate this team So far, they're not playing well. They have a drop and a fumble. Did they get the ball back? are not playing well they have a drop and a fumble did they get the ball back I don't know lunch there you know it's great great podcasting is watching Michael talking about the game that happened four days ago tonight and release it tomorrow yeah maybe I should do all that work no um yeah let's play the game. Okay, so Rock, Paper, Scissors, who goes first? Un-shoot.

Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot. Kussie goes first. All right, Kussie will go first. So basically, I'm gonna give you a thing, and it has the category in there, and me and you are gonna go back and forth with things that are under this category, and Jack to guess and once you go buzz we're gonna do five each oh so we're just gonna say things that are within this category and then he has to

guess what the category is okay cool are you gonna show me the category okay close your eyes I'll just pass it close your eyes I'll just pass it Is it race cars? It's race cars isn't it? Kobe I'll just hold it here Yeah

Do you want me to go first? Sure Okay, uh farmland Um Well then I wouldn't go corn oh that's a good one that's a good one um I'm gonna go rusty cars I'm gonna go

cows okay okay I'm gonna say breweries okay I'm gonna go wineries stretch stretch

so we're at three each yep I'm gonna say oh for an extra point you can stop us oh you can stop us at any time Yeah, if you want carry on I got really thrown off by rusty cars Construction oh, that's a good one Fairs faairs buzz yeah Wisconsin summers

You know I'll give them half a point things in Wisconsin I'm gonna give you a full point for that. That's pretty good construction only happens during the summer So that's kind of I mean construction happens everywhere, so you can say fucking yeah, that's why I was trying to throw you off all right Jack Rusty cars is a silly one, but I got the winter that Okay, you did get an extra point because he stopped us at four. He he he he you want me to go first? Yeah popsicles Fingers who? fingers who feet stop things you put in your mouth you're a pervert you're a pervert nasty you're a nasty dude man I would have never guessed it after that three I would have never I would have had to wait all 10 imagine could you

imagine popsicles fingers feet things I put in my mouth I don't many people are like they got it after these are your Like you are I have 95 different accounts that are commenting on all our stuff here. Just we figured it out We've cracked the code We know you got Michael. Cusky is a pervert. I am the feinter Cusky so far to to Michael is a pervert I am the lead finder Okay, let me go first yeah, why not knit knit YouTube Book

Knit oh Oh Go to the gym Jerking off Depends depends. I want to know what that depends on we're gonna circle back to that. We're gonna circle back to that We're going to circle back to that one. I'm going to be in some Venus mouth, apparently. Cooking. Buzz. Hobbies. Incorrect.

Incorrect. We'll let you keep going. We'll let you keep going. This is kind of tough. Yeah, yeah. Um Surfing Activities no, I don't like that one Because it's This this category is very tough. I think you're the closest you're gonna get with your guests

Just going for a drive Things to pass the time there you go, is that what it was? Yeah ways to kill time Just going for a drive. Things to pass the time. There you go. Is that what it was? Yeah, ways to kill time. Oh. Jerking off to... If it's late and you can't fall asleep.

Going for a drive. Knitting. A book. YouTube will keep you up. But you're just trying to kill time. Yeah, I guess. But hey, I got it. Either way.

You got it. I only get one point because I messed up the first guess. Oh, OK. You want me to go first? Is this going up your butt? I mean, sometimes it could. Yeah, go ahead. Hit me with it.

Go ahead. A sign. A sign? A truck. Yeah. You? Me. Yes, me. My wife. Really? Well, then my other answer was not going to be good. Um a book. A very specific letter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll go next. I'll do it. I'll I'll skip that one. Um a jersey. Yes. Multiple jerseys. Many, many different jerseys. Yeah, many. From different places. Oh, a dog. Ooh, yes.

A specific dog. Yes. Yeah. Get anything yet? I don't have a fucking clue. Um, get anything it hockey clue I'm do we have a sign a truck you in the missus a very specific dog I don't know why he said me I think I know why he said me

but I also don't know if the missus, maybe I'll take away the missus. Because you responding, really? Yeah, that was not. So let me change the wife one. OK. And then we'll continue on. OK. Lights.

Lights. Lights? Yes. There's usually a few, few usually see a lot faster cars Things you see on the freeway no no Bloody messes Things cars run into? No.

I don't know, I give up. Things that are red. Things that are red. Why did you say me? Cause you have red hair. Red beard. Oh, yeah, my wife, I know. She got red hair.

Very specific dog, Clifford. What book? Scarlet Letter. There's no way I would have gotten that. Yeah, cause you don't read, you just jerk off and watch YouTube to feet But that's okay at Jersey's red jerseys, we're seeing one right now Stop sign truck fast cars Glass jar things you put up your ass

Well that doesn't count I was just teasing guys a horn Three gallon buckets buzz things you drink out of. No. So now I can only get one point. Um, xylothome. You could drink off of that. Okay, okay. I've seen people eat Skittles off of it.

Very bad fake, Aaron. Cowbell. fake Aaron um cowbell keytar ooh haven't heard one of those in a while um keytar if I go along those lines your hands buzz makeshift musical instruments close enough musical instruments I'm super metal he's up for two the the this is my mom good

the I'll go register short fuck is things do with me arm car car yeah for sure I attitude out about like person that things at having to do with me my ways people describe me

fuck that car he's got an attitude that short little midget. It's pretty close. Yeah. You're pretty good. I'll give it to the guesters. Worst qualities. That's a good one. Thanks for being nice guys. I was going to say foreskin next Cheese yeah feet cheese feet beer a vagina penis Penis. Why are you looking at that?

A burp. Homeless person. A dog. Trash can. a dog trash can Indian food New York City your breath Shoes I think we're I think sticky things Things that smell bad. Yeah, we'll give you one. I'll give you I guess

We'll give you this one since you already see it. That's what I thought it said. So good thing you didn't do it. Go ahead. You can start. Tiger. Mmm. Stark. Mmm.

Soprano. Mmm. Romo. Things with Tony in it? Yep. Those are pretty good ones. Stark is like, I think gave it away. I was going to go on an award show. Ooh. Ooh.

Should have started with that. Okay. Should have started with that. Okay. I thought that would give it away if I said it's an award show right away. No, I never thought that. Well, we're about to watch maybe, ooooh, almost got a bed in four days ago. Almost would have, almost would have won some money. Money. Money. I'm a sort of one some money All right, I'm trying to think of ones that aren't gonna give it away instantly

Now just up For the love of the game oh oh ha green mile a mall cop that's pretty specific I like it okay. Breeze Hall got a touchdown. Did he?

Yep. That sucks. You just lost. Yeah, I lost. Let's see. You know what? 21 Jump Street. Yeah. Yeah.

An Anchorman? Anchorman. I can see how you made that jump. Yep. What do I gotta give him? Two more? Are these just movies? That is correct. I was like, what? You're trying to think of characters? None of these have anything in common. As as you said like ball cop I was like alright Kevin James, then you went to fucking something else Cuz you have to guess before we get to five

I Have been I don't think he went past five last time I got it on to last time I know Can you but you also didn't get one you did not get one oh? Oh, so just to win. Yeah, okay So if he gets one right now, we're tied. Yeah Nail biting Michael's car pet peeves Is that like four or five points?

No. It's two points, one by one. Good job. Good job. That's a good win for you. You needed that. That's a great win for me. I like how my car was used for multiple situations.

I like that one. I think movies was, that's a hard one to do. Like if I already don't have it in my head to like not give it away Yeah, it's also like I I mean when you come over the games You don't know how you guys are gonna react to the games right some games you guys are really good at and some games Are softball so you guys are real idiots. They're sawing you because you went over the rules Read very poorly at us Sometimes you also read very borely at us. Which, wait, sometimes.

Every time he reads a sentence. I've been trying to say that my brain and my eyes read very well, but my mouth can't read with shit. Yeah, your mouth can't keep up at all. Like, it's like, I see the word, I'm like, oh, I know that word. I got that word. And then I spew out something, I was like, that's not what I saw. That's not my word.

That's not what the thing. Well, you're one word ahead. So like, well, your mouth is one word behind so the minute You're like oh that says recumbent, but that says though You're like we're come to you don't finish the other word you just go to the next one right away. Yeah, my mouth is Selling me out Naughty little slut you have a nasty mouth dude even nasty mouth And yeah, the the Jets just went up seven three So they're looking pretty good. They're looking pretty good

That's not good. We didn't like that. We don't like that. Do we? Why don't we like that what were your your bets? Well, we wanted rogers to get over two touchdowns. Well, he did What are you talking about? I'm guessing handed the ball. I'm guessing this comes out I'm just saying for right now as you watch it's you know, I'm not like the idea of betting Entices me so much. I'm like, oh, this has got to be the easiest thing. They're so close with their lines Oh, yeah, they know every day now. They're great at what they do and it's also like I don't bet a lot I'm not a big better, but in for for this game alone No, no I have no but I'm playing with house money No, that's this is back to like that when I said this is back to my scratch off thing

You're like that's not how gambling works. I'm playing with house money Just say you went up and like cut your losses you put on four today you texted me Friday about what we're doing for the game and you're like I went one for three of my bets on the Thursday game I need to go three for one that's twelve bets in three games alone. I did money. No. How many did you place yesterday. Did you also come fantasy football is gambling? No, I Didn't put you put any you put it. Yeah, but I wouldn't say that's gambling

I would say it's more of an investment from the competition. Yeah, but your buddy also hasn't put in yet Oh, I have his memo. It took a while to send it to me, but I have his memo now, okay Eric Smith, I don't think we're getting that money That's a corner of or it is not a short change of for You see not the pants Why did everyone else get money because you didn't pay for the fantasy Yeah, it's been fine I love the football. I mean, this fall is a nice season. Fall golf is always weird, because now there's

going to be more leaves on the ground. I never put keep in the fairway, so. Going to have fun searching for that one. I like when fall comes around. I could wait a little bit. I don't like that we got a taste of fall this weekend, and then this week's all going to be in the 80s. So it feels like that 80s gonna feel way hotter

than it already is. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm kinda ready for the colder weather now. But in my head, all right, if we get another week of 80s, we're just pushing the fall weather back even later, which I'm happy with. As long as the cold doesn't come too soon, I'm happy with it.

Like, I think cold, cold can be like around Thanksgiving. Yeah, I'm happy with it like I think cold cold can be like around Thanksgiving yeah I would agree with that but the month of September and October should be September should be beautiful October is when it could be a little hey you gotta have pants on you might get snow in a September you go either or do you start decorating it no okay she decorates a little bit. She doesn't. She's put up a couple of things but we mostly have some Halloween but we really don't start decorating until it gets to like Christmas time. Really. We really don't do a lot. Do you have good Halloween costume like picked out. Do you already have that plan. I think we're doing Marvel but

that's because we're going and seeing our nephew nephews and that's what they want to do. So just probably have to just probably, I think probably be some villains, let the kids be some superheroes, and I'll probably just kick the shit out of them. What was your favorite Halloween costume? Captain Hook. I was a ninja like four times.

Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean. That was cool. So all pirates. I'm a big pirate guy. I used to be a huge party guy, pirate guy. I am a party guy still, and I'm still a pirate guy because I love booty I love getting some booty. You know what I mean? That's fair treasure plunder. Give me a little bit of rum

I was a ninja for four years. I think just cuz it came with like a plastic sword. It's yeah So I was like I get a fucking sword with this or some no trucks I was a cow my parents said one year just no sword there no just others for sorts for sorts for scorecards who are you was your favorite football player i was a lot of football players is square you're such a story that they sure where you ever uh... not athlete

other than the hot dog you were like i've been i've been a lot like college i was lumberjack a lot of So I had a flannel Easy it was easy I was three a bunch Jim one day one time. It's a white t-shirt with like yeah But then let's see least there's a little bit of thought into it. Yeah, I've done It we used to we used to do a thing where other people have to get your Halloween costume that is like that maybe we should do that for our Halloween episode we should so we got one guy he was an Amish person you'd kill that why do I look Amish? Just look. Well, if you listen to yourself read, you might figure it out. Jebediah can't read well.

We cut that word down pretty good. I like that. Pick each other's Halloween costumes. That'd be fun. I think just in general, if you go all out for anything, it makes it work. I was a hot dog last year. Yeah, that was fun. You were better than all of us I was Ted lasso and he was I made up WWE rest honestly if we weren't in the library it would have been much better I would have been so much more into it

yeah that was what I wore my hot dog costume on stage for a first show and not one of the other comedians dressed up So I was like sucks second to last Wait by the way, and you still committed to it. Oh, yeah And then I was like you guys ever like have a time where? You think everyone's gonna dress up in a costume and that they they don't And then it was just like to the point where it was like I couldn't really move my head very much. So the audience, I had to go out of it.

So that ended up probably helping you out a little bit. It was, yeah, it was a lot of fun. And there was people who were very vulgar like talking about penises before that. And I was like, man, they were just talking about wieners the whole time. I felt very uncomfortable. It was just like so stupid.

It was very seen. I think the laziest, I've done like in college it was a lot of group costumes, stuff like that, so we went as like an entire group of firefighters. I did the Wade Boggs thing once. I don't know if that was even a Halloween costume. You know the Wade Boggs thing?

You ever watch It's Always Sunny? Kind of. So in the Wade Boggs episode it's like rumor that Wade Boggs had like 70 some beers and Cross-country flight and like an entire rotisserie chicken between games and then went out and had went like three for five Chicken is such a funny The the gang and it's always sunny they all wore white t-shirts and they're all gonna try and beat the Wade Boggs like we could fucking do this So they got on a flight from like Philly to California white t-shirt time every time they had a beer they marked it So every time I had a drink I was like, all right, so my market. I woke up there's penises fucking everywhere. Oh, yeah

Yeah, that's a that's a gimme. Yeah, I was ariel one time in college and that one. I went all out for fake boobs lipstick everything hair I can see that I kept my beard though I Think you have to you have to yeah, and then if you did ariel now, would you go all out? Yeah? I would really yeah, I'm all in on going all out. Even the new Little Mermaid? No, not that. Not that. No, I would not go that all out, but I did. Is this one going over your head too? I didn't hear a word you said in the Wade Boggs stuff. I asked if he'd go all out for Little Mermaid now But the new little mermaid I can't do I don't look at too much. I don't look a lot like her She's dreads I can't do it

Yeah, I couldn't do it my hair's I don't think we could find a wig in time I got something else you could do Mine Michael, this is when we go Michael shut up That needs a little bit of a They're mine. Michael, this is when we go, Michael, shut up. No, can we? That needs a little bit of a ee-haw over the top of it or something. All right, so the Wade Boggs story was he immediately started drinking after the game.

He played for the Red Sox, and they flew a cross-country flight. And they had a first leg of flight. They also had a layover, which key okay, and he said he drank 107 beers they didn't make him that strong back then I bet they probably didn't There's no way I could do that even if you gave me three days I'm not highly speculated that's crazy. I'm not drinking a hundred beers in a week highly speculated He drank from 50 to 70 okay yeah I think they said it was like 71 and so it just like ends with them like trying to hit a

baseball after 70 beers why did he talk what was he telling people he had 170 beers on the flight over that just what it was like back then things were just cool people were cool with that shit why God I wish I was from so small back then they were a little skinny at all eight ounces they said they said I'd read the giant could like Just devour beers. I could believe that he is so big. They're like little shot. He was a giant. Yeah Yeah, and probably doesn't even affect them. So he's probably have like three of me Yeah, what do you mean? What do you mean? He probably shoved one up put you inside him to yeah

You're going to baby kangaroo, little joey him. Would he have to put two in through the backside and one through the front side? Is that a Friends reference? You think two through the back? I mean, that's probably. It's pretty elastic, right?

Well, not the same. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Two through the front. Two through the back would be pretty tough for a guy that's a giant. I think he's gone a little too far. The D-Bow pullsibo pulls this off oh he might no no there you go I gotta play through the whistle you dumb idiot man I already told you guys the thing where I almost passed out below my nose today but I think I think you should believe

yeah I don't know health wise health wise you seem pretty good. Yeah, just a little tired Whenever the weather changes like drastically like hot cold I get like the little allergy fit. It's not fun It's just like you know the feeling you just always feel like you're gonna sneeze yeah, it's worse Then I'd rather get like nine. Are you a loud sneezer? Not quiet. I'm not like huh, but like you'll know I sneezed yeah I'm definitely a loud sneeze. Are you a loud puker? Yeah, I don't know if anyone's really a quiet. I don't know yeah, I don't know how to mute that but there are some like loud Pulling from the depths yeah. No, I'm just yeah. I mean I don't want to

mimic so we've done enough of the puking humor which by the way TikTok hates that. Really? Oh yeah. So I tried to put up twice and it's gotten taken down both times. Well I'll give it a shot. Maybe they just don't like you. Story of my life.'s it someone sent you socks Yeah, I did these actually kind of money we could have if we actually accepted all the sock offers Well couple thousand dollars We if we would have just done the video we got asked to tie me up in a corner. We'd have a thousand a month That video is crazy. You sent to yourself, I think. Yeah.

For free. That video would be crazy. No offense to whoever was the one that requested it, but. That'd be wild. If we had to set you up and make you do that, I don't think I could look at your face. My favorite thing would be that, I don't think I could do it with a straight face.

One day you'd go to a job interview and they'd be like, well, we found some stuff on the internet. Like is this you and you're like. It would be even weirder like wait show me where you found on the website. He goes well actually it was in like my downloaded file someone sent it to me. I'm like you're the one that paid for this didn't you. That's just a weird thing to ask. I just.

The fetishes I don't like I understand they happen I just want to know how some of them happen because some of them are very niche only people I don't think people even know also if you have it. Why do you want to why do you want to figure it out? Yeah, just let just have a bear spy it Just find someone who's matched my freak, you know Get somebody to match my freak Yeah, we're done after that You told me you're the guy that dressed up like a football player every Halloween and you did something like that come on Yeah, it was the tight end

No You were probably either always a reason he liked being the quarterback those quarterback. Yeah, it was the tight end No You were probably either always a reason. He liked being the quarterback. He's quarterback. Yeah What comedy court different quarterbacks for you? We're always the same one You were definitely Brett Favre once you were for sure Brett Favre really? I was a running back way back in like I loved Ricky Williams. He was with the best So who'd you think you were gonna be when you were older? Do you like, I'm gonna be the next Brett Favre? No.

No, I was growing up, I was a receiver. And then they put me to quarterback because I could throw. Cause I- Well that checks out. I could pitch. Did they put the other people that could catch at receiver? Yeah, so, well I could catch. Good coach.

I could catch, but basically they wanted someone- Our quarterback at the time just was dumb. He wasn't smart. Sorry Jeremy. I don't think you watch this. Jeremy idiot. But he got bad grades so then he was like suspended for the first four games and he was a quarterback all through like middle school and all that. And I was a receiver and we had a good connection and they were like running or getting near. All right. And I can you throw. I was like yeah. Well we like seeing on the. So we think you got a good, good arm. So can you throw a football? I was like, yeah, I can throw a football. I don't

ever been a quarterback. He's like, all right. And then we went out and the first game we won in a triple overtime. And he's like, all right, whenever Jeremy gets back, he's going to be receivers and Jeremy just went to receiver for Jeremy. Jeremy did good. Jeremy was an athlete. Jeremy, one of the best athletes. He, in high school career, he probably scored like, I think it was like 30 touchdowns. It was wild. Holy shit.

Yeah, we would run him on reverses. He was fast. Nice. He was a fast buck boy. Yeah, he was a state boy for track. Oh wow, okay. Yeah, so I just had to just chuck it up. That wasn't even close.

I think that was his teammates fault not his. He really slaying that thing though. Well let's end this. Oh he smiled at least. Usually I don't see him smile. This is the first time I see him smile in three years. Really Rodgers? Yeah he never smiled when he's on the pack or towards the end of it. He's always like. Because we didn't want him. We just not here right now. He is probably. Can you imagine taking ayahuasca and being a NFL quarterback at the same time? He has to be on.

You think Rogers takes pain medications? No, he does. Like he definitely just mixes a bunch of herbs into water and drinks it. He's a tea guy for sure. Yeah, he is a tea guy. But I don't get, like, he doesn't trust doctors, but then will be like, uh...

I don't think it's not that he doesn't trust doctors. I think he's not buying into everything that comes out. Yeah, I mean... Which I don't think a lot of people should buy into everything that comes out. But he doesn't, but he believes that if we should that you should go into a darkness retreat. I think everyone's got their own thing But here's the thing that's probably pretty trance like transformative

I mean going through that like that's probably actually pretty fucking wild to do that for a long time But think about how many times like you just go sit in darkness Yeah, how many times do you go into like a trance driving? You're off thinking you're like Oh, that was actually some deep thoughts now imagine like you're not driving a car and you think you can't see anything You're definitely gonna have probably pretty deep thoughts. Yeah, if I would lose it Ten minutes in oh, I wouldn't like it. That's why that's why you This is boring. That's what you do it. There was I forget who it was.

Might've been someone I knew in college, but they, or no, someone that I knew in college. I think it was like one of their family members did like a silence retreat where you just can't talk. You're just with a bunch of people and you don't say anything. Do you know how hard that would be for me? I'd fucking lose my mind.

Some guy sent his wife. Honey, we're going on the retreat. He's just sitting there like, like get there just looking at her He cracks open a beer in a lawn chair, but you know how many like you would get just like Be the whole like quit fucking tapping me. Yeah, I I don't think the quiet game. I was never good at mm-hmm But then again, I'm also the kind of person. I'm like I just sometimes want people to shut up Yeah, it comes in waves you need time to recharge so let's recharge right now. That's good game right? That's good point Yeah, three two one come to the golf outing Music