Fat Chance Podcast - America's WORST Top 10s Ep.130

Episode Date: August 1, 2024

Jack and Michael strongly disagree with Americas favorite fast food chains. The boys decide who should save them if they are kidnapped. Has Tom Cruise been pegged? SPONSORED BY: Booze Better Supplements: Use the link below to start drinking better and recovering faster! https://www.supplementsolutions.us/?ref=67FwapSjNHdTKo PATREON!!!! patreon.com/fatchancestudios CHECK OUT THE NEW FAT CHANCE SHORTS CHANNEL!!! @FatChanceShorts https://youtube.com/@FatChanceShorts?si=wCjiBc0ddHEYk_bs Get your Chewzie TODAY! @TheChewzie https://www.thechewzie.com Check Out The Crew: Michael Cuske - @michaelcuske on everything Judd Reminger - @juddremingerscomedy7298 @juddreminger on all others Jack Cerasoli - @jackthedragon1 or @jack_c_comedy Diego Avila - @trashpimp (photography)

You know what this is my adrenaline rush now is these stunts. You could try pegging Probably has He's probably a pretty big rush. I think that or jumping out of a plane The drone is sitting at a You have I told you I did I did call like you can't come get it I was like just go pick it up and they're literally like I'm looking at it right now I go then fucking get it to me. Yes, there's something with the package man. I go what he goes I don't know. I'm like he was expected in two days. It's been a week

I'm like I just want the drone. I'm expecting the drone. expected in two days. It's been a week. I'm like, I just want the drone. I'm expecting the drone. It's gonna be like this big. That's so funny. But the shorts came in, the pin came in, and the knife sharpener came in. Haven't tried out the knife sharpener. Put on the shorts immediately.

I was like, no, these aren't bad. You're wearing them right now? No, I technically got them for free. And I was like, these aren't bad. And then I went to meet my buddy to help him get golf clubs for the tournament and Then we went to Costco to pick up some ribs and then I put my headphones in my pocket and they went straight through There's already holes in each one of the pockets on the inside Literally the same day warm like you put them in and my hand just ripped right through it.

It's like they were put together by scotch tape. That was it. I love that you're also bullying your friend into buying golf clubs just for the tournament. Oh, no. It wasn't my decision for him to get it. He's like, yeah, I'll play. But if we do hang out Saturday, you

need to come with me to get golf clubs. I'm like, are you buying them for this? He goes, well, yeah, but people been asking me to golf Okay, like we can go to play it against sports. He goes no I found a set at Dix It's two hundred and seventy five dollars. I go are they a junior set we showed up It was a top flight XL set hell. Yeah comes with a camo bag No, I was like hey, buddy. I checked out the club I go I know you one swing and the head is coming off this driver

Let him have it let him well he then quickly was like, you know what you're right. I Do want to start golfing a little more? Maybe I buy a little bit better set Mm-hmm in hopes it doesn't break right away and I need to buy another $200 set. And so he's gonna buy like a $600 Callaway something set. I was like, these feel a lot better. These don't feel plastic. That's important. And then we found them on Amazon for $200 cheaper. I was like, there you go.

Comes with a bag, some covers, 13 piece set, something like that. Yeah. Wow. That's all you need. When I went to buy my golf clubs which come to the golf loading August 24th kind of walk Wisconsin when I went to buy mine I went in got fitted and then I told the guy straight up I'm not buying them from you I can go online I know my fitting now I can just and I found him for way cheaper. Yeah, that's the way to do it

Yeah, yeah, I just got my new used driver Earlier when my back started feeling better and that was like nice cuz my driver was from a plastic club set Yeah, and now I'm hitting diggers. Well, we wouldn't we want our friend earlier in the year and he Broke his driver Was a plastic driver? It should have been. The way he was hitting it, it was not great.

But he has this thing where it's like, you know what? When I hit the golf ball, I'm going to try and hit the ground first every time. But the new one? Does the same exact thing. No, the new one? I just golfed with him Friday. The new one, he's been smoking.

And I. 150 down the right side. But hey, compared to what it was, what it was. Yeah, that's good Yeah, it's good. Yeah So yeah, I think when I told myself when I turned 30 I think I'm gonna treat myself to brand new clubs just do the whole shebang get fitted get Like a good fitting to like hey should I I'm sure they could cut some inches off a driver. I You don't think I've already done that I grip up to the middle of the club

But that's like if you get all new clubs, that's $1,500 easy Yeah, I mean an iron set alone if you get a good one is anywhere from eight to twelve hundred dollars Good driver good driver, but five hundred six hundred bucks thousand dollar club isn't gonna fix a two dollar swing though, so Just get a just get what the two hundred dollar bag from dick sporting goods Honestly, yeah, I just want to know if like the new technology will give me a little extra distance My clothes are 30 some years old. I mean you got a new shaft. They got to do something a little a Little different you could go to golf galaxy and get a really nice driver that's been used for one season

I already have a nice new driver. It's the irons are 30 plus years old my dad gave me his clubs and then my dad upgraded his clubs this year and The guy looks me goes these are 15 years old he goes is that gonna help you goes just new technology alone You're gonna get 10 to 15 yards on each iron and he came back told me that and he goes Dude, you're fucked like like how old are these compared to last? He goes another 15 years my god All right, like my clubs are like tailor-mades from 1996 they're well worn in though. They're yeah, I love their re-gripped so they look brand new Yeah, the re-grip, but they're not difference maker

Yeah, re-gripping helps my clubs are fine. They work Yeah, I got yeah, I got a plastic set. It's juniors clubs No, I I never got anything So then I just randomly was like I need a driver so my bags not like just the same Yeah, which is a good way to do it. Yeah, so I know how to hit this one I know how to hit that one and I the irons are the same. That's pretty much it. Yeah, that's like my bag Well, this is fun. No one gives a shit. No Go to the golf voting deer track Golf club in Okanamoc, Wisconsin on August 21st. We will be 24th

Meetings will be there a bunch of fun things will be there. We'll have raffles will have Charities the beat goes on foundation MS Society. We're giving away money to them Please come out and just give them the most love you can And you know, I'll play in socks. We're not giving away any money. You don't sign up for the tournament though Yeah, yeah the way to bring that down at the end, but hey, yeah Yeah Yeah You guys see that the wiener mobile got so funny

so ask him if my wiener mobile went down where? it went on its side right? well it hit someone first wiener down it hit somebody and then kind of veered off and then kind of counter corrected and just side wienered it just in chicago that's crazy. Can you imagine being like, Hey honey, I got something to tell you. You're not going to believe this.

I got wienered today. That's right. We will just, what does the insurance claim on that one? I got hit by a hot dog on the freeway. A really big hot dog. King Kong's hot dog. What is the, what's the route for the wiener mobile? Cause I feel like I've seen in Wisconsin a lot. I haven't seen in a while though. I haven't seen in a while I also don't think there's only just one Just one I think there's multiple It's like a Red Bull car, you know, but that would be you know, you know, it's not the only Red Bull car No, but it's the Weiner mobile. Can you imagine if there is only one and that's you're the sole driver

of the Weiner mobile. What do you think the salary is? No there has to be a fleet of Weiner's. To be Oscar. A whole fleet. A fleet of Weenies? A fleet of Weiner's. There are six different hot dogs on wheel driving around the country at all times. Yeah. Oh. You can legitimately find where the closest Wiener Mobile is to you at WhereMyDogs.com. WhereMyDogs. They're right here. The dogs are right here. How close are we to a Wiener right now?

Oh, shit. Is it outside? No, there's going to be one at Tony's Fresh Market August 11th. I was thinking of a planned destination. Delafield, Albrecht Delafield Market August 11th. Oh, so they have planned, designated. They don't just drive. Delafield, Albrecht's Delafield Market August 17th and Milwaukee, Wisconsin Century Markets August 18th. So they'll be here in August.

Can we get it on August 24th at the golf course? Oscar Meyer, can you come to Deer Tracks Golf Course August 24th in support of two wonderful foundations? We'll even let you park on the course on your side, okay? You can be one of the obstructions for the whole you can hit one car in the parking lot That would be incredible if we got the wiener wheel there that'd be ridiculous You could have a driver on the like driving range and whoever hits the wiener gets a prize. I Mean there's already a dent in it, so.

This might be a different one. That one's probably in the shop. If your wiener got dinged up, you'd get that fixed immediately. Do you think they're replacing the wiener or the bun? Bun. The wiener's probably still in test. If you look at the article, it's on the back of the tow truck,

too, which it looks like such a sad wiener. It's a limp dog. Yeah. Speaking of wieners wieners sausage party to you guys ever watch sausage party. I did yeah Most ridiculous movie. It's a great movie though. It's so crazy. You've never seen it never seen never seen Alert and you are never ready for it The final like five minutes in the movie is the different types of foods fucking aggressively like Hardcore like it's an orgy. Yeah, orgy fucking and it's like a hot dogs fucking a bun and then a hamburger is fucking a bun and then Like they're sliding out of each other. Yeah, broccoli is Getting ass mocked by cauliflower like crazy shot. Oh, it's are going at like enchiladas and shit. Yeah, it's crazy It's the most ridiculous thing you'll ever see in your entire life and when you see it for the first time you're not ready and you're like you walk out and you go fuck that movie

that movie sucks and then some friend goes let's watch it again and you're like fuck I hate this movie and afterwards you're like that's a pretty good movie the second time you watch it you're like alright I get it it's a Seth Rogen movie so yeah I haven't seen a Seth Rogen movie I think I saw the trailer are they what they took over the world didn't they? I don't know, but I saw like a clip of like basically a makeup session between a hot dog and a kid Animated animated Animated it was on my Instagram feed. It was for the movie

Yeah, it was like he was holding pin dog up against a wall and he started making out with the hot dog And the hot dog was like hey I can't believe you haven't seen sausage party. I feel like that was like a universally seen movie by Kids in high school that came out when we were in high school right? Yeah when he was 40. I was older than you are now. I was well older than my adolescents at that point you know. He was putting parking tickets on cars. I was beyond that probably. Yeah parking tickets was great. That was a fun time. Man. I did see some college buddies not too long ago.

And they were the one, it's my buddy, the ones that still could party like that. Like he could still party like they were in college. Like that, and I'm like, dude, we got shit to do in the morning, man, We can't go down. I was hurting today after this weekend. Yeah, you were pretty busy. At a concert, and then I went to the Brewer game.

Typically, I only get like- One night of the weekend? Sometimes not even that. Like I get maybe, I go pretty crazy. I give me two nights a month guaranteed, and that's usually when we, because we have plans with friends. Usually it's not back to back.

And back to back, this morning I was like, I feel like way less of a person. I was not feeling good. Yeah. I don't think I can do it anymore, but I would love to be able to do it. We went to the South Milwaukee lions' fest. I think it was called. And just, I did see some crazy shit. So we get there and we kind of walk in and it's obviously like

Where you would think high schoolers would go like they're everyone's mom Dropped these kids off to ride on these Carney rides so you're hanging out with kids this weekend So but you have to get through there and you have to go so then you get through there and you kind of go To the beer tent and then they have beer tent Where it has like food and things like that Beer probably and beer so We get some funnel cakes we get we get some like corn dogs and like all the fair foods

Did you actually get funnel cake? I got a phone. Yeah, we're talking That's such a shitty food. That's so good, anyways, it was great. I love it. Anyways, so we sit down, and our friend group is just sitting here, and then all of a sudden someone goes, oh, there's a snake. And I'm thinking on the ground,

I think there's a snake on the ground. I'm definitely afraid of snakes. I turn and look, and it's just some lady with a snake wrapped all around her. Snake lady. Just sitting directly at the other picnic table that is right next to us. Did she by herself or did she have a group?

She had a kid that was in a stroller and a kid that was hanging out and she's just hanging out with this snake and I freak out. I don't like this at all. This is a snake in the open air. It gets a Britney Spears concert. What is going on? What would be closed there? We're like all airs open air. She's in like she's in. She's not closing. It's just a tent. Everybody's in. It is wild

that she would like bring that. It's a no and no one said anything to her yet. People came up with. Can I touch the snake that's spooky. And they're like there's there was a sign said no dogs or cats or anything like that. She was fine. I'm like we need to tell someone to put snake on there next year. You know I've never seen a snake you know just being brought out by another human in the wild before. I've been in someone's like after party like, hey, do you want to see my snake? And then they bring out a snake out of their little aquarium or whatever. Oh, no.

If I'm at a party and someone says, hey, you want to see my snake, I go, I'm going to see the door. I will not do it at a party. I do like snake guy, because there's always a snake guy, like southern downtown areas. Like, it'll be downtown. There's always a guy. It's always the same guy.

They look exactly the same. They all look like Danny McBride and they always have a python and they just can't wait to show everyone the python and all these like drunk like Hawk to girl probably has a picture with a snake I guarantee that same night she probably took a picture with a snake there's I've been like that is really yeah I I got one on me I let this snake crawl on me this one was literally just like crawling around her neck like it was like one of those Pills you take on the airplane. It was just This is unhinged behavior imagine being on the airplane and like she covered it up with one of the neck pose Judd's just

I would judge in the middle seat and just hears, I would die. I would die. Ma'am, your pillow is hissing at me. There's a few things I'm irrationally afraid of. Judd screams bomb immediately. Snake is number one with a bullet, man. Snake is number one. I hate snakes. What's number two then?

Probably needles. Needles are, I passed out from needles before. Right before I went to college, you have to get your vaccinations for college and stuff like that. And I go, whatever. Is that a vaccination?

Hepatitis, maybe. Anyways, I went to go to the courthouse for it in Shawnee, Wisconsin. Did you get court ordered to do shots? You were court ordered to do shots. But in the bottom of the courthouse there's a doctor saying that that does like the vaccination and there's two rooms. One is for children ones for adults. That's all. And I'm in the adult one get in my back and I pass out. I literally go white and they're like all right well he has to like we have more patients.

We have to put them in another room. so then I wake up to me being in the Children's room now the fireman's truck and they have a juice box for me to drink and I'm like, oh, I can't wait to go to college Yeah, I just passed out from a needle. I'm wearing a fire truck It was insane That sucks Needles have never bothered me The only time they bothered me was when I had my appendectomy and they like could not find a vein Then when they're like po that's the only time I've been close to passing out really in my life is I got stuck like I

Have pretty decent veins. You can see a vein I'm very vascular and they just they couldn't do it and finally they This lady did not talk to me at all. She just like she put one in, wiggled it around, I go I don't think you're supposed to be mixing pancake batter in my arm right now. And then she pulled out and blood squirted out all over my bed. They didn't change my sheets for the next 24 hours and I was like hey I'm gonna pass out nothing and I go you need to stop now and I like go to the bathroom. I feel like I'm gonna throw up. I'm going to pass out nothing. And I go, you need to stop now. And I go to the bathroom.

I feel like I'm going to throw up. I come back. And then the first thing she goes, hey, I need to get this in your arm. And I go, hey, you need to get the fuck out the room. And they brought in an ER nurse. And he put it in. And then that ruptured in my arm.

And I tried to do a balloon. And yeah, it was a lot of fun. And then just getting blood drawn every two weeks after that. I've been pretty good with needles of recent. I just basically put in my AirPods and they're like, just tell me when you're done. That's my thing to do it.

But when I smash my face, it's pretty hard to get away from the needle because I need to have 10 shots in my face as soon as to numb it so they could stitch it up because you can't do anything with it's just gushing blood. So I like literally had what? Let's have Rachel bring IV bags for the tournament and watch him squirm. Why would we do that?

Would you get an IV bag? I just wouldn't get an IV bag. Listen up. Okay, start taking stuff now. Hey Rachel, no. Don't fly on an airplane with IV bags like a weirdo. We will hold him down. Yeah, we got it.

We'll pin him. It'll be one of the challenge holes. Whoever can stick you out with a needle. Whoever catches a giant stick, some. Whoever gets to stick you, yeah. I'm open. He's there all day. He's there all day, so he's going to get stuck a couple of times.

You're going to be really fucking hydrated. You're going to be so hydrated. You're going to have so much vitamins flowing through your body. You're going to be so hydrated. You're going to have so much vitamins flowing through your body. You're going to have so much vitamins flowing through your body. You're going to have so much vitamins flowing through your body. You're going to have so much vitamins flowing through your body. Okay, gets to stick you yeah, I'm okay. Is there all day? He's there all day, so there's gonna get stuck a couple times You're gonna be so hydrated. You're gonna have so much vitamins flowing out of you guys You're just making that's what you stick me with Maybe so I do want to give you a catheter just so you can pee all the time So we'll stick you like that too whoever good gets a catheter in Judge Willie gets the hole-in-one prize

It's a prize and you can play in the tournament for the rest of your life. Catheters are a fear of mine. Good luck finding it. Did you have to get one? No, I didn't have to get one. I'm afraid to get one. Rachel tells me all the time, she's like, yeah, I'll put a catheter in there.

I'm like, you say that so normal. I don't like it. That was a very Trump motion right there. But she just like, she's like, yeah, I just put a catheter in a guy today I'm like you know for the guy who had it stuck in him. It wasn't that nonchalant. Yeah, he was praying to God He passed away. His was a normal Tuesday. His was a like the worst Tuesday of his life He won't look his wife in the eyes anymore. Yeah, he won't look Rachel in the eyes anymore

He won't look his wife in the eyes anymore. Yeah, you won't look Rachel in the eyes It's not my grandpa my dad, but I remember I went to a visit in the hospital and The nurse was moving stuff around and I just saw him like have like the worst like shock of fear in his in his face and the Nurse was like is everything okay? He goes. No, you just keep pulling on my catheter because she keeps pulling the tubes. And so he was like, doing this on the... And I was like, oh, that sucks. That has to hurt so bad. Like just getting it put in

and then having someone play around with the tube. My dad, when he had, he had, my dad had bladder cancer. Doesn't anymore, but he had to get a catheter in there. And he was convinced, when they pulled it out, they cut him on the inside. He goes, it hurt to pee for a month and a half. I'm like, yeah, it got like scar tissue and shit in there. He goes, I look like Ray Charles trying to sit down

on a bench every time I wanted to pee. He'd just be like, eh, eh. He'd just do like fucking noises and shit. It was. Nope. No thank you. Yuck. Anyways, you guys want to play the game?

Is it about penis holes? No, it's not about penis holes. We're talking a lot about wieners, a lot about things that go in wieners. Golf, yeah. No, this game is going to be top 10. And I'm going to give you a bunch of top. Wieners. I'm going to give you ten and i mean you but you don't mean yours i think it would be a bunch of thoughts in the bill uh... you know

oscar myrry the body top ten things in the u s and that you're going to tell me what right we're given us a category we give you the not the the ten or you give us a ten we give you the category say top ten this and you give me something that you think is in that top 10 oh is Johnsonville but you have is this our personal opinion or is there actually a top 10 these are an actual top 10 from these from magazines and things that I found

okay okay I didn't make up any of these these are all online sources yeah I don't believe you that you didn't make up and I did not make up any. You might have made you made something up. My mom is going to show up at one point in this game and I know I ended up with a same list as Johnsonville. Yeah. Zero. Mrs. Cuskies Johnsonville. Are you buying that bullshit. No. Yeah. I'm not. He just double checked to see how many actually. has. There's one messed up. Top 10, I don't know what it is, but every answer is from a Cusky. All right.

All right. Top 10 fast food chains in America. Who wants to go first? McDonald's. Cusky has one. McDonald's has one. Chick-fil-A. Number three is Chick-fil-A.

In-N-Out. In-N-Out is not in the top 10. Wow. Jack. Taco Bell. Taco Bell's number four. Whoa, what's number two then? Wendy's.

Wendy's is number five. All right. Burger King. Burger King is number seven. Okay. We're flying through these now. What did we say? We said the usual. McDonald's, Chick-fil-A, Taco Bell, Wendy's, Burger King Burger King is number seven Okay, flying through these now. What do we say me that we said the usual McDonald's? I talk about Wendy's Burger King Burger King Subway Subway's number eight subways not fast food is I don't know what shop yeah, I agree with you. I agree with you you're They took some liberties with the fast food chain, but it is technically I still count Subway as fast food

Anything with anything with anything with with a drive-through? Subway doesn't have a drive-through. What are you talking about? There's a subway that has drive-through No, maybe in your rinky dinky town, but not anywhere else. No, it's not a drive-through It's not a drive-through you park you get gas and you get subs Anywhere you have fill up gas and you get subs yeah you have fill up gas and you get a sandwich yet other than quick trip is a shithole subway also worst sub chain of all of the sub place it's the worst one and you only one has pedophiles exactly well do you know why that's so bad because they're all like

they're all like subcontractors of another so like you can you can just buy a franchise and then put it in a Subway. You could like, they don't have any restrictions cause it's all just like you bought the Subway and they give you like basically just a toaster of it. Yeah, it's a franchise. It's a franchise. But that's so McDonald's.

McDonald's are too. McDonald's has like, you can't have a McDonald's within this many miles of a McDonald's. Like Subways can be next door to each other That'd be so funny to open up a rival subway across the street from another subway You have subway wars wouldn't that be cool? That'd be cool. It'd be the worst war ever But no cuz if you tried even a little bit you'd win you tell me yeah food fight So as your lettuce isn't like brown you're fine

It's just it depends on the employee when they when you walk in a subway and looks like they're shooting up in the back Honestly that might be one of the better every subway. Yeah, that's every subway. I'm like hey your arms look real itchy, dude I like my sandwich to come with a sense of danger All right, so we have a subway on there, okay? You know we're still missing number two four more Culver's Culver's is not a way Culver's Culver's has been branching out Yeah national so that's why I was just another in Florida now. I would have I would have guessed in and out is definitely above Culver's

Well, no subway like in and out definitely should be on there Oh, that's a good not like there's not like flavor. This is like just by how much money they make. How much money they make? Yeah. But also you already guessed. How much money they make. Arby's. Arby's is not on there. Damn. I think it was in the top 15, but I don't think it was. Fasoli's. Fasoli's? I've never seen a car in Fasoli's. It's so funny. Fasoli's is such a funny chain. It's so odd with any business. It's so funny. It's like such a stupid idea. What's a pasta on the go? Can you imagine eating chicken parm in your lap while you're driving? Imagine getting it out of a drive-thru window.

Here's your penne ala vodka. That'll be $16.50. You're eating penne with the spork. Just spinning your spaghetti You open your utensil with a little plastic and it comes with a napkin So stupid like you're trying to sprinkle parmesan on it out of those fucking shitty packets Um Oh I had one fuck

Puppa Pizza Pizza is not on here Puppa John's right there Domino's Domino's is on there that is number 10 Puppa John's Uh Puppa John's is not on here. Dominos. Dominos is on there. That is number 10. Papa John's? Papa John's is not on there.

Is Dynamos the only? Dominos is the only pizza joint on there. OK, this is I'm going to Chipotle. Chipotle is on there. It's number nine. That's not fast food. You heard my tone when I said it. I don't agree.

I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the list. I already said they took some liberties with fast food. That's a hit. Is Qdoba in there then? Qdoba is not on. What do we have left? We have one more. You have number two and number six. Both of them again liberties in what they're calling fast food. But these are big. You've got five guys. Incorrect. But these are big chains that make a lot of money Do you buff its margaritaville oh Man Jimmy John's

That should be one over subway that should definitely be oversight, but we're going off or just share money I had it and I lost it. It's gonna piss me off. I knew it was, we're missing number two. You're missing number two and you guys are gonna be upset about it. Yeah, for sure. We are upset about half this list. You guys are already are. TGA Fridays.

Again, I didn't make the list but. Okay, can you give us a hint? Does number two have a drive-through? Yes, number two and number six both have drive-throughs. Rocky Rococo's. Oh, it's Pizza Place. No way. Quiznos.

Oh, Panda Express. Incorrect incorrect that's a good guess though I think they're in the top 15 these are two things in a food court that's what I'm thinking what's yummy yummy chicken no these are it's a chicken Popeyes we said Popeyes no raising canes no raising canes really raising canes is all tick tock hype so Popeyes is the slowest service I've ever had even more you'll find them sure in the mall you'll find them in stores Auntie Anne's no Cinnabon no you you what's the smoothie one? Orange Julius? You You'd find these also at airports

Chili's Cousins subs Jersey Mike's no no TGI Friday See Jerry and I said these last two gang puck they took some liberties There's always one they took some liberties Fuck what we're calling liberties with what noodles and company no I'm giving out I've given up the top 25. I think you're Tommy wolf game pocket You guys are gonna be upset about it so think about answers that would make you upset Yeah, I've said so many things

We're gonna have to just move on at this. No, we need to get these we absolutely need to get these Can we I could give you a given it that you guys will get them right away. Give us a hint for six Give us a hint that you guys will get them right away. Give us a hint for six. It's more, most in the morning. Ooh, it's a breakfast place. That's the morning. Yes, morning meals. I tend to have breakfast for those.

A morning place. Oh, both of them. Starbucks. That is correct, that is number two. Dunkin' Donuts. Dunkin correct. That is number two dunkin donuts dunkin donuts is number Good job not fast food All right however

However, it is four to six Cusky, oh we're keeping scoring this I thought this is a team member, but we're keeping score on this Congratulations, you're what it being stupid. Thank you. All right The next top ten is the top ten cars that were sold in the US in 2023 Oh shit, are we going specifics because I am illiterate when it comes to the automotive Yeah, they make in the model is what I wrote down. Tesla Model X.

Tesla Model X is not on here. Okay, Toyota Camry. Toyota Camry is number eight. Ford F-150. Ford F-150 is number one with over 7,500,000 sold. Wow. That's pretty crazy. That's a lot of people with a lot of loans.

That's a lot of trucks for some people to pay for. Dodge Ram. Dodge Ram is number three. We got the trucks out of the way. Toyota Tacoma. Toyota Tacoma, number 11, not on there. For some of these, I put the next five Honda Accord Honda Accord

Honda can't afford Honda is not on the top 15 Honda's not an all-on-the-top not top 10 Chevy Trax Should be Trax is not on there. You got Nissan Ultima Nissan Ultima. Nissan Ultima. Nissan Ultima is not on there. Chevy Silverado. Chevy Silverado is number two. Sorry, we got all the trucks on. Ford Fusion.

Ford Fusion. Ford FLEX. Ford FLEX. Ford Fusion is not on here. GMC Sierra. GMC Sierra is number seven. It's all trucks. It's all trucks. Dude. The working man. The working man. Alright let's go the opposite. Prius. Prius is not on here.

Chevy Suburban. Chevy Suburban is not on here. Honda Pilot. Honda's not on there is there's one Honda, but it's not a pilot leave it that tent maybe he's a flight attendant We know you like I said Honda Accord Honda pilot you didn't say Honda Civic did you? Honda Civic. Honda Civic? It's not on here. Damn. What are the other cars? Try Honda Ridgeline. It's definitely not on there. It might be it though. They've been really liking trucks on this one. Um. We've done, what are all the, there's gotta be, you know, let's do,

we did a Silverado, correct? The Chevy Cruze. The Chevy Cruze is not on here. OK. Jeep. Oh, Jeep is a good one. Wrangler. Jeep Wrangler is not on here.

Try Grand Cherokee. Is it a Cherokee? Jeep Grand Cherokee. Cherokee is number 10. He didn't say Grand. He didn't say grand, different make. It's like a Santa fan of Tucson. I'm gonna give it to him.

I'm giving it to him. Uh, Jack. You have four, five, six, and nine left. We are not gonna get, this might be harder than the fast food. Escalade? No, there's not a minute to stop. Lamborghini. There's not a...

Two of them you would get right away. Has Rolls Royce been taken? You're not thinking about... Ferrari. None of them are the same brand. You got an Aston Martin DB9. This is potential spawn. Hyundai Elantra.

Ooh, Hyundai. No. It's a bad year for Hyundai. Hyundai it is same with Kia's and oh nada No, okay, Hyundai Santa Fe No Kia soul No Hyundai Tucson, that's number 15 Kia Rio Kia is not on the course they're not Oh It's not on there. Damn it. Kia's not on this list. Of course they're not. Ooh.

It's not my turn. Oh god. It's definitely. One of your answers was very close. Damn it, who's? Very early on. Tesla Model Y. That's correct, that's number five.

Wow. It's like the extra storage in the back. It's the hatchback. Is it like, is Mazda on the back. It's the hatchback. Is Mazda on there? Mazda's not on there. OK, then fuck my answer. You got excited over Mazda?

You got that excited over a Mazda? It's my first car, Mazda 3. That is a nice car. My buddy had one of those. He drove me every day. Yeah, I'll give you another hint. The last three, none of them are American made. Maybe that's, none of them are American made.

Whose turn is it? Yours. Mine. It's a Mazda. BMW M3. No, that is not. You're missing an easy one. A flame dunk. You'd think but we're here.

No, that's not. Uh only one I could dunk probably. Alright. Easy? Easy? Easy. Oh, um you see them all. Volkswagen Jetta. Oh, that's a good one. Not on there. Fuck What are the other because they're not foreign it's a You see him all over like Everywhere they have him we said Camry Um, I know they're like all the rest of them are like SUV type

crossover things. I, yeah, I just don't know a lot of cars. Is there a BMW on there? No BMW. Is there another Toyota on there? Correct. Is a... Oh, do Highlander or wait before I say it,

before you say it, Highlander or... See, yeah, I would... What's the other one? Toyota... You said Tacoma. No, it's what is it? We did Camry. Toyota... Wait, Jen had one No, it's what is it? We did Camry. Toyota...

Wait, Jen had one. Is it? Jen had one. RAV4. Yes, that's what it was. That is correct. Toyota RAV4 is the big one, that's number four. Do you want to give these two brands?

Yeah. It's a Honda left and a Nissan. It's gonna be Rachel's car and why am I not? Nissan Rogue. That is correct, that is number nine. You know what, no, I know that one. The last one is a Honda. Because the number one selling

nicotine pouches is Rogue. Is it Honda Equinox? Not affiliated with Nissan. No, that'd be a Chevy Equinox. Chevy Equinox. That's number 14. Okay. So this is a Honda.

Honda. It's a Honda. And it's a- We did Honda Pilot, we did Honda Accord. I don't know any Hond Honda. Yeah, I'm the what's Rachel's car. You know that one Mm-hmm is it that one? I think so. Okay, Rachel's car. I think it's a Honda CRV. Yeah, that is correct That's number six boom if he gets a point for that give me half a point. I was thinking about the the under a Jen's car for point I was thinking about the the under a Jen's car for the under the under 10 and number 11 with Toyota Tacoma number 12 Tesla Model 3 then Toyota Corolla do we have one left then Chevy Equinox we're done thank God move on yeah all right Yeah, um All right. Next top ten is The most searched people in the US as of July 5th to 2024

Donald Trump Number three Joe Biden Joe Biden is number nine Elon Musk 25 well, okay. Why do you have all the way to 25? I'd some of these I like just I was like oh, yeah I did probably want to guess and they'll guess close and I'm good help them doing the Rock Johnson As of July 5th Put on here. Did you see the list?

No. Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan is not top 10. Put the fucking list on. If you don't see 10, just say he's not on there. OK. Or just don't fold it over as much. I'm going to do this.

OK, here we go. You said it, Yulon, already? Yeah. We have Biden and Trump. Yeah. There's some big ones that you guys should get. Tom Brady. No.

Also, he's not on here. Also think, like, around July 5th, what was the big news story? Toby Keith. Toby Keith is on there. He's number six. Uncle Sam? Uncle Sam is not Ben Sirk. Okay, can I change mine to John Cena? Toby Keith is on there. He's number six uncle Sam Is not been so great can I change mine to John Cena

July fits what happened John Cena's not Harvey Weinstein Piece of shit though, mr. Beast Jake Paul Not on here Logan Paul Logan Paul's not on here You're missing a lot of big ones. There's a lot of big ones Yeah, it's the ten biggest ones big ones how big is it a fat man pretty big. It's a fat man. Who's a fan? Putin

Kim Jong-un big ones Oh Sydney Sweeney. Yes, you got it Once oh Oh, Sydney Sweeney. Yes, you got it. Thank you. Once. Oh, boy. Jack is coming back down by two. Are there any other large things I should be knowing about for the next one? I mean, so we have Donald Trump, Sydney Sweeney, Joe Biden and Toby Key. And Toby Key. America, baby. Now think of more American things Oh kid rock Can we just keep firing them off I mean Sydney Sweeney was great to go down that line Yeah, horny boys. That's great.

So keep going down that line? Yeah, you could. And you could probably get some. Megan Fox? No, Megan Fox is not on here. She's pregnant now. Is she really? Yeah, with MGK's kid.

I think he's going to come out with horns. Horny boys, horny boys, horny boys. Clip that one. boys that's clip that one whatever whatever AI takes over my voice later in life I'm fucked I'm in the market for some horny boys I need another beer Do we have any more beer yeah You're missing one two five seven eight and we're missing number one Huh, Sabrina carpenter who not good guess though Beyonce Beyonce is number 19. I don't feel super horny when I think about Beyonce anymore She is but

Also Taylor Swift Taylor Swift is number one. Holy shit. Are we stupid? Yeah Travis Kelsey I don't feel super horny when I think about Beyonce anymore. Beyonce's pretty attractive. She is, but not, I mean. Also, Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is number one. Holy shit, are we stupid? Yeah. Travis Kelce. Travis Kelce, number two. There you go.

Jason Kelce. Not Kelce. Kylie Kelce's feet. No. That's OK. Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian's not in top 10. Are there any Kardashians? No Kardash's not in top 10. Are there any Kardashians?

No Kardashians in top 10. There is number five, number seven, number eight, number 10. Kendall Jenner. Are all women? One is a male. Rest are women. Wow.

Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds is not in the top 10. Blake Lively. Blake Lively's not in the top 10. Hugh Jackman Glenn Paul Horny boys not top ten Do we say our own Both alone not top ten to be CRT J already Robert Arnie jr. That would be now because he was just announced as dr. Doom

But we're not even fucking time without so stupid and silly and dumb the the the I'm fucking talking about that so stupid and silly and dumb the the the One male is a sports figure the rest are LeBron James The rest of women so Rest are women and one is a one is an artist the other two are actors or actresses. Oh Okay, one is an artist. What do you mean by artist? Lizzo. What do you mean by an artist? Lizzo. Lizzo is not correct.

She's really good at her art. The artist you guys probably don't listen to. Tyla. What the fuck does that mean? What do you call me? She was at the Olympics with LeBron James. I don't know what she does. When you say don't listen to, um... Yeah, are you saying...

What do you mean? Once you hear it, I'll be like you say don't listen to you. Yeah, are you saying? Do you mean once you hear it? I'm like if you get this Nikki Minaj Megan the stallion incorrect incorrect Adele incorrect cardi B incorrect Dua Lipa incorrect. I listen to all of them Yeah, she's number 20 Are they older or younger than us younger Who I wish is number 20. Incorrect. Hmm. Are they older or younger than us? Younger.

Well, one is younger. Their actresses are not. Olivia Rodriguez. Uh, she is number 21. Rodrigo. Rodrigo? That was close enough. I don't want the trolls coming after you, so I just wanted to fix that for you.

Thank you. Thank you Charlie de Melio Dixie de Melio no actresses the actresses One I don't know why they're on there I think they may be promoting a movie or did something silly the other one I totally get That they're on there as of July 5th. I don't know but also think of it think of it. That was the horny teenager one like who do they think is hot? You said Megan the stallion already, right? Yeah, I like you said the Megan. I think it's not spelt T. H. E I think it's T. H. E. Is it really I don't know

The stallion you guys want yeah, we need hands. You guys want more hands? One of the actresses was in Wolf of Wall Street. The other one was Margot Robbie. Thank you. That's number 10 We'll split that point I'll give you both points the other one was In a bunch of different movies and also a trilogy. Yeah, trilogy. Amelia Clarke?

No. Why did you go to Chechik? Nope. And then the next one has obnoxious videos of them just working. That's the artist. One was in a trilogy? One was in a trilogy. I think a trilogy I think a trilogy yeah, or maybe more than that, but like a daisy Ridley You're getting closer

Jennifer Lawrence, that's correct really top ten. I know I was like that's why surprises me. She did have nudes leak Well, that's probably um You're in time now. We're waiting for those back in like with the- Now we're waiting for number- That was back in high school. Now you're waiting for number seven. Seven? What's the hint for this one? They have a bunch of videos of them twerking. I feel like, to protect both of us, we give up on this one.

Okay, okay. It is Ice Spice. Oh! Oh, shit. That's who it was. She's the red, she is right spice. Oh shit Yeah, I didn't want to say that cuz I was too easy yeah, I was thinking that's your man is I just watched a Not a perking video, but I interview Yeah, she's an interesting character. Well, alright. That's a frustrating one.

That was a really frustrating one. How many more of these do you got, sir? Well, now we're going... I'm enjoying this, but... Time wise. We'll get better. Yeah. Here's the ten worst places to live in the US, per this media magazine. They go off of crime rate and quality of life. I would like to skip this one. I'll give you Detroit, Michigan, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Chicago, New York, New York, Chicago, Illinois, Milwaukee, Chicago, Los Angeles, Los Angeles is not on here.

San Francisco. San Francisco is not on here. Houston. Houston is not on here. Atlanta. Atlanta is not on here. New Orleans. New Orleans is on here at some point, six.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Not on here. Boca Raton, Florida. Not on here. Seattle, Washington. Not on here. Seattle, Washington. Not on here. Lincoln, Nebraska. San Francisco.

San Francisco is not on here. Lincoln, Nebraska is not on here. Austin, Texas. Austin, Texas is not on here. San Antonio. San Antonio is not on here. Boston. Boston is not on here.

OK. Brooklyn. Are any of these well-known cities? Yes. OK, skip. St. Louis. St. Louis is number two. What was number one?

We didn't guess that yet. We didn't guess that one? OK, we go until we get number one. How do we not have number one? Number one is a city. Think about the region that it's usually in. Who usually resides in that? Alabama.

Alabama, there's one that's in- Montgomery, Alabama. There's one in- Birmingham. Birmingham. Yep, that's number four. Yeah, just give us a state, we'll give you a city. Kentucky.

The number one is in Tennessee, the number five is in Arkansas. Memphis? Memphis is number one. Wow. Hale-Billies? Number five is in Arkansas, number seven is- Little Rock.

Little Rock is correct. Number seven is in Ohio. Number seven is in Ohio. Cleveland is correct. Number eight is in Missouri. St. Louis? Nope. Kansas City? Kansas City, that's correct. Wow, I hate this.

Fuck you, Patrick Mahomes. Kansas City is in Missouri. And number nine, these are the two that I'm like, really? South a number number nine. These are these are the two that I'm like really South Carolina This is number nine and number ten is Colorado This Denver Wow, I like Denver a lot South Carolina I couldn't tell you a lot of places in South Carolina that Charlotte's North Charlotte's North You know tourists this one's very touristy Hilton head Myrtle Myrtle Beach really little all the sharks all right last one top ten richest people

in the world Elon Musk I'm gonna say the no the nine below him that should be above him are Middle Eastern priests princess Email me Need to give me me to get iTunes gift cards for them Bezos Bill Gates is on there? This isn't the world, they're the United States. This is the world. Putin. Putin is not on there. He should be. Is Warren Buffett on there?

Warren Buffett is on there, you bet. Oh, these are going to branch off into families, aren't they? Probably, I mean I assume they're families of people, but most of them are, we know but it's like okay one owns the Clippers oh I don't know who owns the Clippers well like cuz you go like the Walmart family right I don't see them on here Mark Cuban Mark Cuban's not on here Jerry Jones

Jerry Jones is not on here Mark Cuban's got to be worth more than Jerry Jones right. Probably. Probably. One owns the Clippers. I don't dude I don't know people. You have a big one that is that we're missing yet. Number number three you're missing to win the Rock Johnson. He was going to fight you on. Oh, Jeff Bezos' wife. Mark Zuckerberg. Ex-wife, excuse me. His ex-wife is very, very, very rich. We want to bring out. Saudi Prince number three.

The big one that one owns Google. Do you know who owns Google? No, I thought Google owned Google. Bill Gates. Let me Google it real quick. No, Bill thought Google owned Google. Bill Gates. Let me Google it real quick. Who owns Google? No, Bill Gates is Microsoft. All right, you guys aren't going to get these people.

Rattle them off, baby. Steve Balmer. Nope. Steve and I. That's the guy who owns the Clippers. He's the guy who took over Microsoft for. I thought he invented lip balm. Bill Gates.

Isn't there a Wozniak? A Wozniak's got to be on there. Tim. Bernard Arnot not he owns Oracle Larry page is on here who Larry page in the book Larry I'll else and Sergey Brin

Yeah, we need to cut all that We're gonna cut the flesh. Yeah we need to cut all of that. There's some games I'm like you guys will get this and then the game starts and I'm like God this is gonna be awful. We did pretty good for those first four but then you went kind of fringe. Yeah the fast food is gonna pit that might be the only one that makes just cuz it pissed us off so much. We have 45 minutes to make up right now.

Why? Just kidding. How long have we been doing this? 25. We've only been doing for 25 minutes no we're gonna do this for an hour we played that game for 35 minutes we're cutting most of that yeah have you made it this far congratulations this far you're dating one of us Rachel you're on your long run and you got nothing else to listen to. I think the thing is, the people that

clip where the feet get seen, they watch all the way to the end, just so they can clip it. Oh, yeah. I love when we get the timestamp comments. The timestamp ones are great, because it's like, oh, I wonder. We just go on to like, whose feet is it? The newest one was me right into you, right into both of us. I was like, all right. that's a good foot when it goes like 53

Shit they really went well. You know what they're doing There's you're definitely just taking the bar and dragging it until they oh, okay. Oh and then they like I Hope they're just looking at him. I you know what? Also, do what you want with my yeah, do what you want do what you want with our feet I Don't think it. Oh, I hope it's I have a bus saying something funny. It's just always feet Yeah, it's like damn it well lately we actually haven't get some good comments for us, but I have a question for you guys I saw this on Instagram. It's a nice little meme

It had nine people I I know But I have a question for you guys. I saw this on Instagram. It's a nice little meme. I love that. It had nine people. I know eight of them. But it says, you've been kidnapped. You can only call one person on this list to rescue you. Who are you calling and why? Have you seen Prison Break? Yes.

OK. Michael from Prison Break, the guy who potentially goes into prison. So he's out for you. Raymond Reddington. Okay Michael from prison break the guy who potentially goes into prison So he's out for you Raymond Reddington From the blacklist them blacklist. Okay, so you each got another Jason Bourne I'm gonna skip I'm gonna skip a few Jason Statham Keanu Reeves James Bond or Liam Neeson who are you picking to come get you?

I'll be Keanu He does anything that's revenge wise. He's pretty good at if he really loves me then yes I want he only loves his dog But I want him. I think there's one answer to this. I'm going I mean Liam Neeson is the guy's 80 No, he's 80. No, he's 80. What prime we're going to be fair. I'm Liam. I mean, Liam Neeson is the guy's 80. No, he's 80. But he's 80 prime. We're going prime. Fairly. To be fair, I'm going to get kidnapped again. You know, like taking one should happen one time. There shouldn't be no one. That's a good point. Install a ring camera. Liam. Yeah. Like why am I still getting taken after the first one? I think it depends on how quickly

you want to get picked up. He's and if you want to maybe get kidnapped again. Liam Neeson you're getting picked up the quickest. Jason Statham is killing everyone in his past. You'll never get kidnapped again. It might take a candle. You have to have his dog in your hands for him to do. What if I'm his good boy. Yeah. Good time boy. But you think about it. Liam Neeson great at? Getting you back terrible at making sure you don't get kidnapped. Yes He does not Yeah, he's all offense he's all He's like I'm playing all-time QB is what I've done but don't break The one that you should say on there is James Bond he has the full M like the MI like he's got everybody

There's a lot of James Bond movies. There's a lot everyone He never don't but like a person but if he I know but everyone he gets close to clearly you're close enough to him He's willing to get you dies Yes, only the new ones only in the new ones if you watch like an old Movie old James Bond movies all they that guy is doing is drinking whiskey and he shoots a couple people. Karate chops people. He takes a nice lady home. Why isn't Austin Powers on that list? Austin Powers actually should be on there. He's really good at his job. He's really good. Unbelievable movies by the way. Captain Jack's Barroway also might put on that list.

Okay there we go. I like that one. That is a good one. Who else is on there? I don't know who the top guy is. I'll send it to you guys and then I'm no I wouldn't want to kidnap did a strip club Who is I'm blanking on his name? Oh Okay from all these is falling Be using bounty hunter to Gerard Butler that's it yeah who's this guy oh that's the guy from is it safe house it's the throw it's heist it's the guy that created that Jason Bourne's pretty good I like the Jason Bourne movies I don't think I've seen a single Jason Bourne they're good. I Like the Jason Bourne movies. I don't think I've seen a single Jason Bourne. They're good. They had like a one-off with

Jeremy Renner But they're good movies. It's like At this point like with movies There's no no new idea there's not a lot of new ideas like the I come up with a couple good ones was time cruise on that list No, they have a million mission possible ones yeah which which means you're getting kidnapped a lot yeah we haven't I mean they're still making so we don't even know if the mission is possible yet no mission has been every mission has been

possible though it's crazy he does his stunts though also but also if I was 60 no keep doing it no live your life wouldn't it be so cool not cool this is gonna sound if he died Scientology's gonna be on our ass you say this we better bleep it be like dude hats off to you and your craft like he's doing Top Gun 3 going through trying to bob and weave he's actually shooting at things and something Bird gets caught in the engine The you know or he does too many G's the ones I want you the one like that if you see the last Which you possibly drives off a cliff?

Like and then supposed to like hit the parachute, but also at the same point Okay Why do you need to do that because we didn't see his? Far down there, but imagine being Tom Cruise Okay, why do you need to do that? Because we didn't see his face. Imagine being- He's so far down there. But imagine being Tom Cruise and like you have everything that you could ever imagine. You have everything. We're as humans, we're like I need something that's next.

I need the next adrenaline rush. He's not making more money. Another ten million dollars to him is fucking nothing. Yeah, but did you see the one where he's like plane exactly promoting the movie exactly so he's just like you know what this is my adrenaline rush now is these stunts you could try pegging he probably has he's probably that's a pretty big rush I think that or jumping out of a plane Have you read this Scientology book that's step one then three The one Like yeah, no, I'd rather wait is he the one Peggy

That's that's honestly might be my new fare like or you could like any idea like or you could get pegged that One of the Tom Cruise hasn't paid someone to peg him yet. I Don't think he has to pay anyone. No, there's probably people lining up to do it Yeah, probably up to do it yeah probably do you send it now we'll see you next week next week and Tom lube it up Music