Fat Chance Podcast - Ep.26 - Jake Baumgardt

Episode Date: August 26, 2021

Introducing our second Fat Chance athlete, Jake Baumgardt. Jake is a Division 1 Defenseman at NJIT for lacrosse. He is also the older brother of Joey Baumgardt, the first ever Fat Chance Athlete.

Alright, I like moved it. There you go. You can bring it close to you. Yeah, I will. Boom. Is this going to be close enough though? Yeah, I mean, bring it up just a bit. Yeah, you're a taller guy.

Yeah. Speak up and you're good to go. I'll take a little scoop closer too. Yeah, no problem. You see yourself in the camera? Yeah. That one I know you're in. I'm in this one we're fine um

yeah thank you for doing this again that was that was so annoying that literally i thought it was because andrew walked when he walked through last time usually because they they do auto focus yeah they it just went dark and so like, I have no idea how to fix this. I was like, fuck it. I think I can get you to come back. It's not that big of a deal. No, I don't want to go too far away. No.

Should we just recap what we said the last hour we did this? What we talked about? Meal prep. You're the second athlete, the second Bomb Grap Boy. Yeah. And we talked about meal prep for a while, I think. Yeah, we talked about food in general for a while. And how sauce saves the day.

Yeah. Actually, today I went out to eat and I had chicken and waffles. Have you ever had that? Yeah. It's like a weird combination. And they had like a spicy sauce on the chicken too, which I've never had that before with the spicy sauce. It's pretty good. I have this weird thing. So chicken chicken waffles always sounds good to me

however every time i eat it i feel like dog shit afterwards really yeah i don't know what it is i just feel like absolute shit and the only combination i know where like i enjoy eating this in the moment like the first couple bites are amazing and then it's either the next day or like two hours later I'm like this is disgusting like it just does not sit well I don't know if the waffle blocks the chicken from being digested or vice versa but it just sits in a pit in my stomach

I'm like fuck because it was good you want like that's the worst part about fast food is like you enjoy it right away. And chicken and waffles isn't fast food. No, I know what you're saying. But you enjoy it right away, and then about an hour later, you're like, I shouldn't have done that. I shouldn't have done that.

I shouldn't have done that at all. Exactly. Just have a salad next time. Yeah. I don't fuck with salads. I like them every once in a while. Every once in a while, I crave a salad. I don't believe in eating just leaves.

Just leaves. No, rabbit food. That'd be why you're a D1 athlete. Well, I don't know. You're definitely supposed to eat greens, and I don't too much. Yeah, it's all right. It is what it is. Every once in a while, I crave a salad.

It's usually Sundays if I have a bender weekend, kind of like this weekend me too I just finished day four day four dude I saw your legs I know you're kind of like me we don't post a lot of stuff on social media and I saw you're with a rest yeah at the bars you look I was like oh shit there they must be kind of if you're like me when you post I feel like you're probably a little oh yeah. We were out, you know the Lime scooters? Yeah. We were letting those rip at about 3am. I saw that. I was in Denver this weekend

and they have those scooters everywhere. Lime and Lyft and I love just scooting around. There's so much more fun. I call them scoot scoot so they just fucking go. We're always like, should we Uber or should we Lime? And I'm always go to with the always go-to with the Lime. Go with the Lime.

Especially in Milwaukee, if you're just going bar-to-bar, just go grab the Lime. They have zones now where you can't do it in certain areas. It just turns off, doesn't it? Yeah, and I think, from what I heard, I don't know if it's true, it's because people were tossing them into the river. I wouldn't doubt that people are tossing scooters into the river in Milwaukee. Yeah, I think the other rules too is they kind of shut off some places. Like if you're living with 3 o'clock in the morning, I don't know if you got like lucky.

But I think a lot of times, and I could be wrong, but I think in Denver they said they just turn off at like midnight. Oh, really? Because everyone was driving them home just absolutely plastered. which is obviously dangerous as hell and illegal and illegal yeah i mean is it is that driving out of the influence alex said it wasn't he's trying to be a cop so i trust him with the laws a little bit you know like he well he's trying to be a cop well i'm just okay but yeah uh yeah i mean like he's working on it he's working on it uh still in school doesn't know all the laws yet. He could have missed this one.

Yeah. He's usually got a pretty good idea on that kind of stuff. That's good. Yet he's the one driving it at 3 o'clock in the morning. Doesn't mean he abides by them, but he knows about them. No, yeah, I love those scooters. Those scooters are so much fun.

Speaking of which, I had to tell you this so i flew back at five o'clock this morning that's when you got in or that's when you left so my plane left at 5 50 so i took the 3 45 a.m train with my buddy heilman um did you even go to bed last night yeah i went to bed bed early we didn't drink at all we just kind of watched a movie and just hung out and so we get on this train it's 3.45 in the morning I'm dog tired and I'm like just

leaning on my bag trying to sleep for the 30-35 minute train ride and the security guard sees so energetic I'm like dude okay I get it you're useless this is your job. And he's nice. This is not the time for this.

Not the time. I'm like, all right, just stop trying to talk to everyone. And all of a sudden, he just starts talking to this group of guys. I can't see them right by the door, and they're like, we're getting off on this exit. And I can tell kind of what he's saying. He's like, you don't want to be that guy, blah, blah, blah. I think giving someone life advice,

because it looked like they were going to do something stupid. Well, eventually, we get to one of the stops And I'm half asleep And you hear at the top of your lungs Everybody wake the fuck up One of those screams were It sounds like they were getting on the train And a gun was about to come out

Like hey everyone Like in a movie Everyone pay attention Bang bang I'm here to rob the bank right so i'm on high alert i'm like what the fuck is going on just like snap awake i see them then just like ride two bikes off the train i'm like okay so they're leaving like there's no like issue that's going to be had and then we get to our final stop which is the airport and he goes up to one guy who he hasn't talked to at all. He goes, sir, because you have an axe, I'm going to need you to leave first.

I was like, an axe? Why did we let him on in the first place? Right. And he stood right up. He goes, okay, but to be honest, it's more of a hatchet. Actually more like a multi-purpose utility tool because it has a few notches in the blade. And as he stands up and walks past me, this man, around his neck like a multi-purpose utility tool because it has a few notches in the blade and as he stands up and walks past me this man around his neck like a necklace has a grinder the electronic yeah like an electrical grinder angle grinder around his neck and then an actual hatchet around

his shoulder like who lets this guy right on the train that's going to the airport? Yeah, unless maybe he was, like, doing work there, but I don't know what you'd need a hatchet for. Didn't have construction clothes on. Oh, he was just, like, a regular-looking dude? That's his necklace. That's hilarious. Instead of the giant clock, he's got giant power tools.

Yeah. I looked at Jake, I'm like, thank God we're getting off here. Right. I didn't see him when we got off the train either. I'm like, I don't know where he went. hopefully he's working on the uh the broken down train that was behind us but yeah probably not that i was like oh that was one of the freakier train rides or more alarming train rides i've ever been on and i haven't been on a lot of trains but yeah i took the trains like for the first time when i went to school because you have to do that mass transit

stuff and there's some weird people on trains so yeah weird yeah everyone lies too like every time i've taken that train someone um in the one in denver someone has uh been like yeah uh i'm actually getting off on this stop um my ticket only says for here like they lie about their stops just to like there's a lot of time it's homeless people and stuff like that because they just want to either get out of the weather right or they just want like a ride to like kill time or something like that that's always all i hear is the security guys be like dude get off the fucking train and no one moves i don't know if they can't do anything but because i i think they're security and not police so i don't know how right force they can really yeah i don't know either but yeah it's always like the homeless people and they're just like looking for something

to do or somewhere to be exactly just he went up so casually to that guy with the with the axe he goes sir because you have an axe i'm gonna need you to leave first right he's probably just he's seen it all so he's just oh he's like yeah i've seen this guy before or like this is nothing a guy walked in with an AK before. I don't know. But that was, that freaked me out this morning. And I slept the whole plane ride. Yeah.

Can you sleep on planes? Not unless I'm really tired. I don't, I can't get comfortable because I'm like tall. Yeah. So like my knees are like in the back of the seat the whole way anyways. Even just sitting there is uncomfortable. So sleeping. I hate it. It's so sleeping i hate it i hate it i like that early in the morning i was able to knock out for a bit but it's always uh

i'm like awake like doing this all the time and i like i flinch a lot me too like i feel like you fall asleep and you wake up you're doing this you're like shit sorry you're like thank god it's all i've never hit someone like it's my biggest fear if i just like flinch i just smack the guy in the face you'd be like a big flinch like you would actually hurt them i don't think i just kind of like twitch i twitch but like i think it's over exaggerated when i do it i could be completely wrong but like because i do it i wake up right away and i'm like i feel my my arm over here or whatever, or like my leg kicks.

And so my body goes like this and I just don't want people to look at me. I'm like, all right, you fucking freak. Yeah, you definitely would. But I usually, I can't, I'm with you. I can't get comfortable. Yeah. I even got one of those like neck pillow things that I thought that would help. It doesn't help for me.

Do you know, apparently I saw something you should wear on the front. I saw that too. I've never done it, but it kind of makes sense. Do you know, apparently, I saw something you should wear on the front. I saw that, too. I've never done it. But it kind of makes sense. Is it so you can just go like this and sleep? I think so. Because, I mean, I was always wondering, like, those never looked comfortable. And the people who had them here, I'm like, my head is just, like, forward now like this.

I can't lean back. Like, I feel like that makes sense to have it up front. It makes so much more sense. Where you can lean back or you can lean forward. Yeah, because you usually have a headrest anyway exactly so i'm more of like a lean to the side kind of guy when i i'm using that anyway but so it doesn't really i want to extend my legs all the time but you have that backpack underneath the seat yeah and you're just like you can't you always have like the biggest backpack to try to like save some exactly You don't want to carry on or whatever because you got that $14 flight just to save money.

They have you in the back of the bus. No, I always try to put my foot kind of underneath it, but next to the backpack so it's semi-extended. And it's like, this is terrible. I'll have enough room so I can get one foot in, and I'll just have to rotate, slide the backpack over. Slide the backpack over, yeah. That's why I go for people, it's 50-50.

You're either an aisle or you're a window. What are you? I wish there was both. I like when I get my one seat on the side because sometimes I have to fly pretty small planes. Yeah. If I get the one seat on the one end because it's like two by one. Yeah. That's great because I love looking out the window but i also love the head that little extra leg room and everything until they come by with the car and like sir you got to move it i'm like yeah but if i have to pick like when it's like the typical three by three i think i if it's a

long flight i'm definitely going aisle yeah if it's like if it's like here to chicago i'd rather go in the window same to look if it's here to chicago and'm definitely going aisle. Yeah. If it's like, if it's like here to Chicago, I'd rather go in the window. Same. If it's here to Chicago and like, I'm really excited that I'm flying. I think I would, I could look out the window a little bit, but I'm also only a day.

Yeah, exactly. I'm also only looking out the window. If it's like a, a daytime to daytime flight, if it's morning to like early morning to mid afternoon or like noon or like eight o'clock at night to midnight flight i'm not that window's closed you don't want to be the guy that has the window open everyone's trying to sleep and light's just coming in i'm that guy

you're like fuck those guys i'm like this is my window i'm gonna have it open because i want to look i paid for this i got here first yeah um are you do you fly like the same airline all the time yeah yeah united united i'm southwest do you just like like southwest yeah or is it it's for me i fly united because it's like the only one that goes here to there direct so yeah that's nice southwest they just added um because a lot of places i've just been flying lately have been nashville or denver um they just added a direct flight from milwaukee to nashville they have them from milwaukee to denver which is nice um i don't know it's you can for me it's uh it's 50 50 i talked about this yesterday where i kind of like that.

It depends on your check-in time with Southwest. So there's no assigned seats first come, first serve. So if you check in right away, you get a good seat. And I could have booked my flight the day before, and I could still get a nice seat. Right. That's cutthroat. People are like, they're on that. Oh, yeah.

I was saying, for my flight there this past Thursdayursday my phone had to remind me to check in which means it's too late to check in oh yeah so it's like hey this is the time you can check in which means everyone else has already checked in so i instantly i was like your your boarding group like g or whatever yeah z 99 like oh really am i sitting in the bathroom with someone else? Probably. Yeah. You're riding shit. And that was literally, I checked in two minutes past the allowable check-in time. And you're like, you're in group C. I'm like, fuck, whatever. Yeah.

But then again, so like, it's like I said, 50-50. It's nice if you can get it right away. So if you check in right at the time, you're probably going to be late A's, early B's, which means you're going to be able to pick kind of your seat um but then if you have a 5 15 in the morning flight and you're not going to be up at 5 15 in the morning the day before you're like well i just kind of have to bite this bullet and sit in the back of the bus yeah oh well i actually got lucky some guys just like i was row six i was one of the last people to board and no one wanted to sit next to this guy and i had an aisle seat in like the fifth row so i got

off the plane early too yeah that's always nice yeah like everybody's always like pushing to get like on and off the plane and i'm always the one that's just like sitting there i'm like you're not gonna get there any faster no yeah i hate that like when if you when you're in the back of the plane and everyone's standing like what are you doing yeah it's going to be another 30 minutes before we even can should be standing up to get our bags yeah I don't understand why it takes so long for some people I get like when people have like wheelchair needs it's like all right we got to get them off but it should be for how quickly everyone gets up in the back of the plane you'd think the front of the plane would be like that right

just get up grab your stuff and go yeah i don't know what are you looking at shouldn't be that hard like no one's stuff ever comes out of the bag like they say that like uh check the above luggage in case things came out during flight you I mean, we weren't doing barrel rolls. Nothing came out of your fucking bag. Grab it and go. And if you lost it, you know what you probably lost was, like, a book. Whatever. Go buy another book.

Yeah, that's ridiculous. Oh, well. So you're flying United back next Saturday, then? Correct. Correct. But I have to drive down to O'Hare because since, like, COVID, they've kind of dropped the direct ones out of Milwaukee that's not bad then so I would have had to

fly down to O'Hare and then fly out of there but I would have had to do like an early morning deal and then sit in O'Hare for like four hours my dad's like I'll just drive you down and we'll skip that part of it yeah that's nice I've done that a few times even for flights to Denver and Nashville because it's

significantly cheaper too so like there are some direct flights out of Milwaukee and they and Nashville because it's significantly cheaper too. So like there are some direct flights out of Milwaukee and they're like, yeah, it's $500. And I go, all right, how about out of Chicago? And they're like, it's 150. Yeah, I'll be taking that one. I'll pay for the $30 bus actually. I'll just take the bus from Milwaukee to Chicago.

It takes you right to the airport for 30 bucks. I don't already take the bus there, that's cool. Yeah, it'll take you right to the airport i don't already take the bus there that's cool yeah it'll take you right to the airport and once you get near there they'll um they'll ask you like where's your like what's your airline and they'll drop you off in front of you like a greyhound bus um it's like a badger coach okay so yeah like a greyhound bus yeah same deal um but yeah that's pretty nice i'm i've flown a lot lately and i i don't know it's kind of getting i'm getting like real sick of how any fish in a lot of these yeah like airports you really notice when you fly a lot when you fly a lot when you fly not too often like when you're low going off for like a vacation like once every year every two years

you're excited you're so excited so you don't even notice it. You're just like, I just want to get there. I just want to go. I don't care what's happening. Like, oh, we got delayed a half hour. You're like, I don't fucking care. I'm going to Disney World. Whereas now, we talk about us on the way there

because my flight got delayed on the way there this weekend. I go, I miss traveling when we were kids. So much more exciting. You didn't have to take care of travel plans you didn't buy the flight you're going to a place for you specifically yeah like your parents are paying for everything so like i'm going from cold wisconsin to warm florida i'm gonna go see mickey mouse you got to pick out snacks you gotta pick out exactly you got your movies like your parents like you got enough movies to watch on the plane

like all right cool i can watch like four power rangers episodes or something like that and like exactly and now it's don't get me wrong i still like so excited to travel like airport whether it's like it's annoying to be at sometimes but it's still one of my favorite places you know you're either going somewhere really cool or coming back yeah home you're like all right i've had enough let's go relax but now instead of packing movies and snacks i'm grabbing my computer so i can edit a podcast or my buddy's doing work calls and then flights delayed you're like fuck this i'm gonna miss what i wanted to do there because we're on a time crunch and then it's just more money you're spending at the airport yeah that sucks i would i think i had like an eight hour delay once like last i think it was

last year like flying from here to to school i just sat in the airport all day it was brutal yeah that's and it was like the old part too so it's just like it was, like, the old part, too. So it's just, like, it smelled weird. Yeah. And everything, like, seemed a little bit dirty just because it was so old. I hated it. Was it... You stayed in Milwaukee waiting to fly out? O'Hare. O'Hare.

Yeah, fuck that. So if you were in Milwaukee and that happened, I would have been, like... I would have gone home. Oh, yeah. I would have just Ubered home. I mean, it would have been worth it. You literally could have done... You could have taken a nap made

dinner and yeah done in that tip and worked out and like all right i can go back yeah my dad dropped me off at o'hare like same deal yeah because actually it was um my flight out of milwaukee got canceled the night before because of like a storm or something and so i missed like class and practice the next day and then i had to fly home and I thought I was going to cancel again. Like it just kept getting pushed off. It was like an hour and then it was like three hours and it just kept getting pushed off. And I got back, I got back at maybe like 11 or 12 at night and I had practice at five o'clock. Fuck that.

Or, well, I had to get up at like five. I think we started at six that day and i forgot to set my alarm so it was just like a miracle that my assistant coach like posted something on our like we use the app called sports you it's just like a way for them to like post things to the whole team okay and he like posted something it was like something we had to do later on in the day or whatever yeah like fill this out like 20 minutes before we started and i just like heard it i like checked my phone i'm like oh shit i gotta go that's terrible when you realize you haven't set an alarm but you wake up anyways you're like fuck my body's not prepared for this at all and i was like so afraid of missing

it i'm just like i get up like throw clothes on quick it's like like i said my flight was canceled because of a snowstorm yeah it's like brutal outside i'm just booking it to our um athletic facility just like trying through the snow yeah it's well it's more like slush because it's kind of like a rainy snow there yeah so i'm just like hauling it through it i have do you know the hey dude shoes you know i'm talking about they're kind of like mesh yeah okay hey we talked about this last time i think or i don't know no we talked about it on dan is it like uh they're slip-ons right and they're so nice yeah i think i know exactly what you're talking about anyways i was wearing those and they're like mesh so like my feet are getting like soaking wet and I'm just hauling acid, whatever it was

like five 45 at the time. And then I get into the locker room and I'm just like panting, like trying to throw my shit on. Like I don't need to work out at all anymore. Like I couldn't brush my teeth and I think that was so gross cause I got to wear a mouth guard. Right. So then I got to put that in.

I'm just thinking about the whole time. I'm like, man, I'm going to take this out and wash it after this this is so nasty but that was i was so lucky that like just that alert happened at the time it did and just happened to wake me up with enough time to sprint over there i think i've had those moments so many times in my life where i've forgotten alarms and just like something random has woken me up, like by the grace of God, just right in time. Like even something as little as before I left this weekend, I wanted to work out before my flight. So I set an alarm for like 5, 5.30. I was like, just get up and go to the gym.

And like 5.25 hit. And I woke up. I'm like, why isn't my alarm gone off i said like three and i looked and i was like i had turned all of them off apparently yeah and i'm like well i'm up okay thank god like i think my other brother was getting ready for work and i just heard like the toilet flush and woke up like wow that's lucky that hasn't happened before yeah um but you're saying like you haven't brushed your teeth brushing my teeth now is like you know like when you're younger that's like the last thing you're like your parents like go to bed brush your teeth like i don't fucking do that like brush your

teeth at least for me or like go shower like any of that it is one of those things showering and brush my teeth if i don't do them i don't feel like a normal human right like i will shower if i like two to three times not three times but like sometimes twice a day yeah just like even a small activity like you probably don't need to like nope i'm gonna shower yeah i want to feel as clean as possible the teeth oh my god when you forget like when you're drunk or something like that and you forget the night did you pass out the next morning you wake up like especially with all that like the alcohol in your mouth that's just yeah especially if you had like a sugary shot or something it's just like i feel it like coating

my teeth you're like fuck i'm gonna lose my teeth right but no and you just scrub scrub forever it's oh yeah it's fucking gross like that was the first thing um that's usually the first thing i do when i wake up after drinking is like i want to go brush your teeth brush your teeth and take a shower yeah yeah the shower can wait a little bit the teeth yeah is like i'm like i want to like probably gonna talk to my roommates or something like that in college i don't want to taste the night before the entire conversation yeah that and also and also, like, I feel so bad if I'm, like, talking to somebody and I haven't brushed my teeth. Like, they probably can't smell it, but it definitely doesn't smell like it.

But they also probably can't smell it. They might be able to, and then, like, if they can, you know they're not going to say anything because they're nice people. Exactly. So you're just, like, putting them through it, and they're just sitting there like, ugh. That's when you have, like, your parents. Like, when I would come back home in college and i would go out the night before and i would just like i would like you did i would sleep too late and my mom's like uh you got a kid on the bus

picking you up and i wouldn't be able to shower and i'd get in her car when she'd bring me back home she goes you reek of booze i'm like i know. I don't think it's that bad. I can't smell it. Yeah. You're probably still a little drunk, but that's like, people can smell it and they probably, like you said, are being nice. Yeah. But then you have your parents like, then you, when your parents tell you like, oh, I smell bad or you smell bad, you're like, fuck.

I wonder how many times I've smelled like this with other people. Yeah. It's gross. It's gross. Like we went to the Brewer game yesterday and it was so hot so hot yeah it was actually pretty sick uh y'all should have grand slam in the in the eighth it was pretty sick i might have to go watch that highlight one more yeah he um well i'll talk about that quick but so they had bases loaded and then the we were playing Washington Nationals. Yeah.

So their pitcher hit the dude and walked him, so he walked the run home to give us the lead. It was 4-4, so then it went up 4-5. And then Yelch comes up. I think it was a full count because he followed off like four in a row or something like that. And then he just got a hold of one and just ripped it out. Dude, that state went nuts yeah that's sick i haven't been to a game yet this year

yeah what were you saying before before i interrupt you with so it was just so hot in there in miller park yesterday oh okay oh yeah it was brutal so like we're all just like dripping sweat and then yeah we're done and we're like yeah we're gonna go out later tonight i'm like i want to shower before i go out yeah i'm like i'm going home so we were they live on the east side yeah so we went back to their place um and i like text joey i'm like come pick me up because like i had my dad drop me off earlier because i wasn't gonna drive anywhere yeah um i'm like come pick me up like i'll drive a car back down and so i had joey come pick me up i drove all the way back home which for people don't always like still like downtown 35 minutes yeah with the traffic it'll take probably 30

minutes after a brewery game yeah but normally miller park to franklin's probably like 20 well it wasn't even miller park to franklin it was like sorry family field no okay that's not what i meant but yeah but yeah you went back to their place so yeah by uwm yes so that's even further north so yeah probably with american family field traffic too you're probably 30 minutes but that's not the point you went home to shower went home to shower to then drive all the way back to go out because I didn't want to

smell like terrible to anybody that was around me like people would totally understand because like I would still be in my brewer's gear they'd be like oh yeah you were at the game after everybody's like jumping around in the bar but it's a mental thing yeah I do too like it's a weird thing for me is and a lot of my friends are like

this too but like if i'm gonna go out i have to have pants on oh really i don't like nine times out of ten i have to have pants on if i was at a brewery game and we were like we're going out afterwards and i wasn't drenched in sweat and i can be like all right i can make it out and i'll just leave like the shorts and the jersey i don't care but if we're like hey we're going out afterwards. And I wasn't drenched in sweat. And I can be like, all right, I can make it out. And I'll just leave the shorts and the jersey. I don't care. But if we're like, hey, we're going out tonight, I'm putting pants on. If it's the summer, I still have pants on. Is it because you don't like if people drop a drink and it spills? No, it's literally just like for me, I associate pants with like...

So I have no problem not being dressed up. But you're going to a bar, I don't need to look look nice but i also don't like looking like a slob so i just like pants to me just seem more put together than shorts yeah shorts just seem like you're kind of like whatever right um i don't know i've gone off a plenty amount in shorts but if it's like hey we're gonna get ready to go out my first instinct isn't to go find a pair of shorts like go find a pair of pants and then something light on top if it's hot outside i'm more like a comfort thing so yeah i'm gonna be way too hot in pants so i'll usually go with shorts yeah it's fair i'll sacrifice a

little comfort mainly because once you get into a bar, usually it's air-conditioned in the summer. So then you can, you're not as hot. Yeah, you got all the body heat. Yeah, and then you start drinking and then you don't think about it as much. Now, if I'm day drinking, I don't give a fuck what I wear. I will go out in these ripped up shorts. There's a hole where if I wasn't wearing underwear, you would see my ass. Okay, cool. I would go out in those. i don't give a fuck what i wear i will go in these ripped up shorts there's a hole where like if i wasn't wearing underwear you would see my ass okay um i would go on those i don't care um but yeah nighttime pants it's a weird habit yeah a lot of mental stuff as long as you

feel it's the you look good you feel good feel good you play good i mean no you probably like have a certain comfort level when you play lacrosse like if you were wearing a weird pair compress i might not be this severe but like if you have like you're used to a certain set of compression shorts and then you have this new pair on and they don't fit like the other ones did yeah i was one of the same ones yeah you feel like i'd feel a little odd going out yeah i wore ones that i like cut off because ours were like really long i hate that i hate i didn't like them being so long and they were like tight at the bottom yeah you know like it wasn't like stretchy at the bottom it was like an actual just like one size this isn't gonna well i mean i guess there was a little bit of stretch to it because like the compression material is

stretchy but i'm trying to think what it is oh the thread you know how like the thread doesn't stretch yeah yeah so it was like tight at the bottom so i would just like cut those off halfway fair and it was fine for a little while but i cut them probably a little too short so i was getting like chafe after like there's like a happy there's like a happy medium where like i don't like them too long where they're all sudden because my shorts are usually a little shorter i don't like like all of a sudden i don't like i'm hanging out hanging out too much like if they peek through whatever yeah but then if you get them too short because this leg like not this like but like your leg here is going to like change size when you move it they're gonna they ride up a lot and then all of a sudden you're wearing a thong you're like i hate

this so then you're in the middle of a game or a workout, and you're trying to adjust your nutsack and your compression source. You just look like the guy that's touching himself in the corner. Especially because when I cut it off, I cut off the part that wouldn't stretch. That keeps it tight, yeah. But I had to do it. I couldn't have them because they would be down a year.

I didn't like it. And sometimes I would try to roll it up, but then it was like the opposite. It be it wouldn't like ride up it would like ride down right back down yeah because it's like it's so tight and if it can't go this way it's gonna go the other direction yeah dude that's another thing that's changed for me is a short length preference yeah when i think we all were younger. It was like. If they didn't go past my knees. Oh, no way was I wearing those. Now, if they touch my knee at all or even close.

Yeah. I need like a chance. At least that much. I have. I think my usual shorts are like the seven inch shorts. I can't do the five where like I'm constantly. I don't even know what these are. These are the Lulu ones. These are not fives. These those are sevens those gotta be seven i have the exact same shorts i hate these because no pockets you're going to go into the microphone

oh sorry i was just showing you yeah like they have the inside pocket and that's so useless i uh okay so i have those exact shorts i cut that up i literally cut for those so i have those and the black ones that have the black one has the inside pocket as well but i cut the underwear out in those um and they don't have the pockets on the sides so like i strictly like i'll wear them to work out and that's it i left the black ones because then i I don't know, the gray, you can see everything then. Black kind of hides anything if you're not wearing the underwear and you're only wearing the compression shorts that are given. So I'll leave that one in there. And I'll use that inside pocket.

And those are like my travel shorts. But I agree. Shorts without pockets can go fuck themselves. Yeah. Like what's the point of that? And that pocket here is so fucking small. Right. It's it like barely fits my phone it fits an ipod shuffle like yeah comfortably that it's like stretched out you have to like open it up really oh yeah your phone i had to it doesn't go in there easy no i mean i guess it's probably by design so it's not moving anywhere

when you run yeah i mean they're for like working out exactly so they want it to be but also when you're running i i can't work out and have my phone just here there's a like if i don't want my phone in my pocket here i don't want it closer to my leg i only use this pocket like working out if i'm like just running yeah because you don't want to hit in your your hands right yes but if i'm doing like any other working out like i'm going to be hitting this with like a weight exactly like that it's done so it's i just tossed it i mean i have yeah i've thrown some bluetooth headphones or the airpods so i just toss them aside dude how controlled are we by fucking not controlled but like apple oh yeah i mean look at my computer my watch both our phones i just said i have airpods you probably do too no all i have is the phone by apple really

yeah so maybe it's just me well i just like i didn't want to spend the money on um airpods i got a christmas gift i got um fake ones they're called like happy plugs yeah something like that they're they work enough the only reason i want them i used joey's airpods like all last summer just for running yeah because i hate having the cord now oh yeah it's so annoying so i would just put the the airpods in for running and i got them for free the fake ones because so they did like a little giveaway thing at my school yeah for um i think it was like it was like a photo contest and i had to i took one of my njit hats yeah and i like put my lizard on top of it and i took a picture of it because you like it was like a pet thing yeah you have the lizard with you at school it's at school yeah yeah i didn't know you had a lizard yeah i'm a

lizard father and you just got like a free pair of headphones out of it yeah i won the contest and i got well i got to choose it was like 50 from the bookstore yeah and that was 50 bucks at the bookstore so oh and the headphones were at the bookstore yeah okay they're gonna say it's either bookstore or the headphones i still don't want the headphones yeah i mean yeah they're like just pick something and let me know what you want and we'll ship it to you and i was like oh sweet yeah i'll take these these headphones because i only use them like they don't they're not this good they're not as good of sound quality as like airpods yeah but they're they're fine for running like i just want to be able to not hear myself breathing and stuff like i just want something to have yeah you want some noise do you do you prefer like i hate the

headphones that go into your ears like i like i prefer like the stereotypical apple headphones that like when you got them for free with the cords that just kind of like rest like in your earlobes i hate the ones that go like inside it sounds like tunnel music to me yeah i also don't care about like i need the best bass or whatever because i sounds like tunnel music to me yeah i also don't care about like i need the best bass or whatever because i'm also not listening to that kind of music right mine's more like country and i mean i listen to other stuff as well but i don't really want to turn the bass up for she thinks my tractor is sexy yeah it'd sound real fucking weird yeah i use like mostly like over the head ones really like even for working out because they're

like noise canceling like it just puts me in my own little world there and i guess if you're like just lifting weights those aren't going to shift as much that was just always my concern what does bother me is like they have like fake leather yeah for like the ear pieces stick no it doesn't stick but like i'll sweat and then they it slips off oh really like if i'm like laying down on a bench it'll start sliding off and then as soon as i sit up they just fly off the back of my head yeah that's see that's not like i think they'd fall off all the time um my buddy i think he uh he said he he used to use those all the time in college and he would go on runs with them on the treadmill.

He said he would sweat so much with those that he broke them. That's why he got AirPods. I think the AirPods, you're not getting as much liquid or sweat into them. It's such a smaller thing. That's why he got them. Speaking of sweating a lot lot have you been in like a steam room yeah and i'm not a sauna but like a steamer yeah and i'm actually very recently and i'm genuinely concerned i burned myself because uh i have this i'll show you later i have this

mark on my stomach it hasn't gone away and that's the only thing i can think of that would have happened really yeah but i went in like for the first time the other day like i've been in a sauna before which is like the dry heat. But the steam room. Dude, I just like I wore my boxers in because I didn't know we had a steam room. I found it. I'm like, I got to use it. Where?

Innovative. Oh, Innovative. Yeah. Like I've I got their student thing. So I get three months. Oh, OK. I used to work out there when I was in high school. And I don't have to like commit to anything.

Yeah. Which is kind of nice. But they have a steam room there. And I went and I just went in my boxers. And after like 10 minutes, bro, I swear it looked like i pissed myself like completely oh dude you are it was so bad well like you have the steam that's also like yeah and you're sweating yeah it's it feels good though oh yeah it feels so good to be okay how would i describe it it's it feels good while you're in there to a degree the best feeling in the world is when you step out yeah or if you're sitting in there and someone like opens the door and you're like you

just get that like blast of cold you're like oh shit is that nice yeah it's like i would equate it to what i think a runner's high would be like where you at some point you like you start running like this kind of sucks then you're in there for a while like i kind of like this my body's getting used to it i know this is benefiting me but then when you finally stop and you get that cold air or that runner's high that is so fucking nice oh yeah you're like and then you're like i just did something good for my body yeah and i didn't have to really move and i'm'm done. And I'm done. That's the best part about a lot of physical activities.

When do you stop? Right. But yeah, it's, are you, we talked about it last time. Are you switching and going back to a different workout plan now? Or, oh no, you're doing that when you're done with college. Yeah. I'd like to work out more. Work out more for like, yeah, how I look.

Not so much for athletic ability. You don't need to squat 250. You just want to look like you squat 250. Right. Yeah. Well, 250, you probably can do that with your eyes. With one leg. I was going to say eyes closed. You could definitely do it with your –

Actually, I bet you squatting with your eyes closed would be tough. That's probably super hard because you lose all your balance. Exactly. I wonder what I could do with my eyes closed. Probably not a lot. Yeah, I don't know. Without falling over? I feel like I don't even know if I'd be able to do it at all.

I mean, body weight probably. You could easily do the body weight. But having weight on your shoulder, I'd probably bar two at least. I don't know how much I'd be able to do. I bet you could do a plate, but it would be a little scary. Yeah. Like how much? I feel like I would fall forward before I started doing it. I don little scary. Yeah. Like how much. I feel like I would fall like forward before I like started doing it.

I don't know. Yeah. I think I would too. You're that guy too. You just kind of start going forward and then you're just like. Dude. It might have like you're falling forward, open your eyes and you're like, I don't know how to correct this one. Yeah.

You just have to let it go. Yeah. I don't think I've ever had to like any kind of lifting where i had to use like the safety stops at all so i couldn't like squat and like you're trying to get back up you just like drop it off your back i don't think i've had to do that yet have you yeah you just sit back down though yeah i don't have to like drop it what do you mean like you just you set the safety bars to a point where you can yeah well that's the thing is because i haven't done it i've never really like set it the right oh okay way like

usually you're supposed to do it so like you go basically to where you hit the safety things and you go back up yeah mine are like probably a foot drop yeah so then you have to throw it if you're like on a platform i've i've thrown it down before like Like I've tried to do a hand clean and missed it. And I just like have to let it go. Because I'll get it like up to here. And I'm like, what am I supposed to do now? I got nothing. Yeah.

I don't do any of that. The hand cleans. There's no point in me doing that, I think. Right. That's the kind of thing that's like more for like athletic. Yeah. Athletics. Where it's not so much for aesthetics.

Yeah. It'd probably benefit me. Oh, definitely. For sure. It's not like. like any working out is gonna be good yeah but that's something that's like power-based and like hip movement and stuff like that you know so it's not so much like i need it oh dude we went to uh a concert at red rocks this weekend i don't know if i like just stood wrong the whole concert but my knee it felt like my knee was swollen afterwards and when we went on a hike the next day my hip it it was like it couldn't move like i didn't like i could walk fine but once i did like one of these like stretches i'm like holy fuck i can't move it

anywhere like locked up yeah i need to do more hip uh mobility mobility stuff yeah i hate that this time's out that's all right i was talking to joey about this the other day because we were talking about how i like had to come redo this yeah and i was like i was like yeah i didn't really have like a ton of stories on the last one yeah and i was like yeah i was trying to think of something where like andrew and i were just like pastoring the shit out of you when we were little but i couldn't think of anything except for one that i was kind of like a little bit like wishy-washy on and i wasn't sure if it was like if you remember it at all all right let's hear it i think you were over by joel okay and yeah probably okay yeah that's

good start yeah it's a good start. Yeah. It's a good start. All right. And, uh, I don't know where Andrew and I were either your house or my house, but it was just like you and Joel were in the basement and we like snuck into his house. Like, I don't think his parents were home or anything, but we just like came in and like snuck down, you know how he had like the sectional and we were like hiding behind the couch and you guys like saw us i don't remember how what went down after that but andrew stole joel's phone and we went back to my house and like we were just like walking into my garage

and joel like just came hauling ass across the street i don't remember that. However, that sounds 110% on par with both of you at that age for sure. Especially Andrew being like the little devil he was. Yeah, I mean, I was thinking that too. I was like, all right, we didn't really do any interview style questions. I was trying to think of stories as well i'm like i don't like do you remember anything where we would like just like mess with you and you'd be like fuck these two little kids no i don't think we ever like fuck you guys um i know like it's tough because i think as the older kids we're not looking at the younger kids

as like oh we want to hang out with you guys all the time but I think as younger kids you're like these guys are who I look up to kind of thing so you're like

everything they did or we did not saying you thought this way but like at least I did when like Eric and Justin I was like I remember shit that they did

that they probably like I don't fucking remember doing any of that because I thought it was so cool. Right. But it was like an everyday thing for them. We would always just like want to hang out with you guys, you know? Like even, I think when you came back from college,

like Andrew and I just spent the whole day like in your car while you wanted to go buy a PS4. Yeah. You remember that? Yeah, I actually do. Yeah. We just drove around with you all day for no reason. Yeah. We went to like a few different stores.

Yeah. A couple of Best Buys. Yeah. Because we wanted like a certain bundle or something. Yeah, the bundle was like, oh, I'll just get the whatever Star Wars games that I played once. I still have the PS4. It is a glorified Blu-ray player. That's it. For you?

Yeah. And I don't actually... Oh, no, it is set up. I don't play video games anymore. I haven't in a couple months, but I do every now and then I'll get back into it for a while. Yeah. But I just feel like I don't have enough time. Yeah.

I sat on here multiple times. I just, a lot of times if I have a hankering to play, I don't let myself, cause like you could be doing something else that'll benefit you. Like either go work out again, write something, write a joke or find someone to do another podcast. Like you don't need to play video games it's going to waste your time can you smell that?

it smells like someone's cooking it smells fucking good maybe we'll have to try to get a plate after this see what they're offering that's probably them over there with the mannequin have you seen that mannequin? no everyone that has done this show who has had to pee,

because usually they go and we're drinking and doing this. Right. They walk by. I'm like, dude, who's the fucking lady in the garage that's just standing straight up? I'm like, that's a mannequin. That's fucking weird. Yeah. Do they have it faced out the window or something?

Faced out the window. There's a wig. It's fully clothed. They do it on purpose. They're doing it on purpose yeah that's funny um i want to have her on for an episode that'll be my next solo episode when i don't have any like if i couldn't have gotten you on for before you left i'm like i might have to just let my mom so uh just do it with the episode with the mannequin and worst case scenario with that other episode, both these cameras had worked.

So I still have that one. So I might just do like a you in two parts. Like if you want the audio version of the first one, I'll put it up. And then I'll just put this one YouTube and audio up as well. Whatever works. Yeah. One thing that's like frustrating about your podcast in a good way is like when I'm listening, because it's like just conversational, like I just want to chime in and i can't i like that's that's for me that's a

compliment yeah i like that that's why that's why i want to say like in a good way that's like that's how i know i like certain podcasts is like if i listen to a rogan episode or two bears one cave i uh and they're saying something i'm like i have an opinion i have noticed myself in the car saying something out loud yeah i'm like i'm like, I have an opinion. I have noticed myself in the car saying something out loud. Yeah, I do too. I'm like, dude, what are you doing? You're talking to yourself. They can't hear you.

This was recorded a month ago. Right. Like, calm down. But yeah, no, I take it as a compliment. I like that. And it's especially, like, because I know a lot of people that you have on. Yeah. So it's like, like, it just feels like you guys are just talking and I'm just sitting

there, like, listening in and I can chime in, but I can't. For me, it's good too. It actually seems like a natural conversation. of this seems forced right like all right here's my next question and then you say like one word i'm like fuck i gotta fill time um what was i gonna say i was trying to think i was still trying to think of a story about you and uh you and andrew but i mean like i was trying to think of not just like a story or anything but just like specifically like us bothering you like i was trying to think of not just like a story or anything but just like specifically like us bothering you like i don't know if we really did it that much that's you

guys here you guys probably did bother us plenty yeah and it was probably because like we don't want to hang out with you guys so we're like just leave us alone um but nothing that like just comes to mind right away um do you remember this story it's just about me and joel um but like do you remember when you guys we had the entire neighborhood looking for joel and i at all you might have been too young so joel and i so hung out all the time obviously when you're younger and we were big into like playing pokemon stuff like that but we would like and we also build forts and shit so we do that all the time in the woods? All the time. Well, not even in the woods.

We built the we can talk about that. We built the airsoft arena in the woods. That was so sweet that we did that. That was sick. That was when your little brother told us we're starting a fire in the tire. In the woods.

Of all people to tell, he told your dad who's a firefighter so paramedic but like when you i think you guys were out of there at that point sorry we can go back this in a second but like you guys had maybe no you were probably in high school but um andrew joey and i it was just like us three yeah and we were having like an airsoft war back there yeah just like three of us and it was like i had i had like the better gun so i was by myself yeah that's all the co2 pistols yeah and you know how there's like the little pit yeah you could go in there to reload and you were like safe yeah yeah so i was in there reloading and since i was the only one on the team like they were just screwing around and And Andrew gave Joey his pistol.

And Joey was looking like this. Or maybe it was vice versa. And Andrew had his first cell phone. He was trying to take a picture. Or maybe it was Joey taking a picture of Andrew. I don't remember what it was. Was you just getting mauled by two airsoft guns? No, he was just holding them up.

Because I was reloading. So they're just screwing around, right? So I was reloading. They're just screwing around right so i was reloading they're just screwing around like looking like this with their two guns like taking pictures of each other and uh so you got like a 10 year old with two pistols in the woods yeah so i finished reloading and then they're just standing there like messing around so i just start shooting at them and they get a picture of when they're shot and the dude's just like do you think we could find those pictures? I don't know, because it was on, like, a slide phone.

I don't know. Oh, shit. Maybe. There's no way we have those. You'd have to ask Andrew. He would have it, because if he has it. That kid breaks a phone, like, once every six months. There's no way he has those.

Yeah, I doubt he has it, but it was funny. But no, it was. So you and Joel were lost. So, no, we thought we were. Lost to the world. Or, no, we didn't think we were the neighbor thought we were so we built forts and stuff and you know his guest bedroom in the basement so if uh kristen wasn't living there we would like build in there and then there was the closet in there and so we would build stuff in this closet because there was like all the blankets and like sleeping bags and pillows

back there and we build a fort in there and then him and i would just go play pokemon back there and him and i would just play pokemon red pokemon whatever and just for hours and we were so quiet and so no one thinks to go look in the guest bedroom's closet jesus how much stuff did you get um that's annoying um so no one thinks to go look in the closet and we come out and also they're like where the fuck have you two been we've been there for three hours and i remember seeing like 12 neighbors just like in everyone's backyards or in the street screaming our names. Like, where are you guys? Where are you guys?

And we're like, we're playing Pokemon in the closet. Like, what the fuck? That's funny. I was wondering if you ever remember that. I thought that was funny. Like when that first happened. Because we did nothing wrong, but all of a sudden we're getting yelled at. Yeah, like you guys are just playing Pokemon.

We're literally doing the most innocent thing. We built a fort and played a video game and didn't talk. We're just being nice. And then we come outside and like, where the fuck have you two been? Sorry, I was trying to evolve my Charmander. Yeah.

But no, that's it. I don't think, I'll let you know if I can think of another. Sorry, Andrew probably would know one better just because he would probably take pride in just pissing me off. Yeah. I once sat on Andrew's chest for 30 minutes to get him to say uncle. That's a fun story. I think I heard about that.

Yeah. He just kept saying uncle. And then I was dangling spit over his face. I'm like, say it right. And literally 30 minutes just sat on his chest in the backyard and just like remember the typewriter oh yeah the typewriter sit on your chest like your knees on his elbows yeah and i go andrew how fast you think i can type he goes not fast at all not fast. I go, I'm thinking 50 words per minute. He goes, no, no, no.

And I go, on his chest. I hated when that happened to me. Like, I can't imagine. And I let loose on those two. Oh, yeah. That, oh, fuck. I forgot about the typewriter. So did I.

If anyone watches this, go do the typewriter to your little sibling. I promise they'll listen to you next time. Yeah. will hate you forever they will hate you forever they'll try and do it to you and it'll be amusing as hell but let's reiterate you sit on their chest knees pin their elbows to the ground and ask them how fast you think they can type or they think you can type and then double it we definitely like put like all of us in our neighborhood put each other like through the ringer oh god yeah like playing crush the carrier and stuff in our backyard yep crush the carrier we did it was we put us through the ringer but i think i wouldn't ask for a better neighborhood to grow up for any person ever.

Like, I think we were so lucky because it was a small neighborhood. But there were so many kids within a eight-year age range. Yeah, and it all, like, worked out that, like, the ages, like, lined up together. Yeah, everyone had, like, a buddy. Yeah, Joel, Jake, whatnot. the ages like lined up together so yeah everyone had like a buddy yeah um jake whatnot and then there's like me andrew steven and matt we're all like pretty similar age yep and then and then you have connor and courtney and matt yeah that's right and then there was like we had fechner and the zasuetas who are a little bit older than me and jo. Yeah, but they're only like a year or two older. One year older than us.

And then you have Justin and Eric, who are like role models and stuff. So like everyone had. And then Joey was like the equivalent of like you guys hanging out with Connor and Courtney kind of thing. Well, he was the youngest one always. So he definitely got the ringer for sure. Oh, yeah. But like we got we played everything together so we knew everyone everyone did sports and stuff like that so were you guys around we did the walkie talkie tag like in the whole neighborhood

uh i don't know we might have if you did we would have everybody would have walkie talkie and like there'd be two teams and it was basically just like giant hide and seek oh i think i was there for that yeah we had a lot of people doing it so i wasn't sure but okay between that night games when our parents would get together um i talked about that with matt um yeah everyone's houses had specific sports we would play yeah so like ours we didn't do a ton at but occasionally we would play football um Matt's and Joel's were backyard baseball. And then Matt's into yours was part of backyard baseball. Football at Joel's or the Fernandez and stuff like that. And we played it all the time.

We'd go swimming. You guys finally got a pool, but Joel, Jake, and I were kind of gone by then. So then you guys would swim, but we'd swim at McKenna's. What did we have? When we did the haunted tour in Joel's backyard. Or the woods that we all helped build. Dude, you couldn't ask for a better childhood. No, not at all.

Like, there were zero complaints. Yeah. As, like, kids growing up, it's... It's so nice. The most... Like, I couldn't draw it up any better. Yeah. Besides all of us being like

no i billionaires no i actually kind of like that well like it built character like our football field was like this shape oh and the baseball diamond wasn't like there was no right field it was just yeah it was terrible it was lopsided as fuck it would yeah it was like the equivalent of playing on a baseball diamond but home plate was between where third base and home plate should be like that's what it looked like yeah it was like the first baseline was like two times as long as we're playing like how do you want to play tag Tag outs or dodgeball style? Yeah. So playing with tennis balls and we're whipping them at people. We definitely hurt each other a lot. Oh, God, yeah.

God, it was unreal. Unreal. That was fun. You're about to hit an hour. Okay. You, like we said last episode, again, I'll put them both out so people can listen to them if they want, but, uh,

he will be the second and final athlete. Um, I guess until you guys all graduate, I don't know how it's going to work, but second and final athlete. Um, and you did say your goal last time, right?

So to make it quick, you want a stable job. Yeah. By the time you graduate. Start a career. Yeah, start a career. Is there anything else more little or fun activity you want to do by the time you turn 22? Yes and no. I think we talked about this a little bit last time too.

I want to get a tattoo. Yeah. But you have to figure out how. I do. want to i'd like to get it like now yeah yeah but i also want to have something that's meaningful for the first one yeah you can't rush into those yeah i almost rushed into one this weekend really yeah i went to go see uh cody gessner i I am getting out at what these cameras are doing right now in one second. Yeah, take your time. No, we're good. This is just me spazzing out because nothing really works a lot.

But, no, I went to see Cody in Denver for a bit. And she's like, you guys want to get tattoos tomorrow? I'm like, yeah, sure, why not? And we almost did. Like, if we didn't go for a hike i would have gotten like a tattoo and that would have been the first tattoo i've gotten that i just didn't really think about did you have like an idea for yeah i have like i kind of had two ideas but i haven't really thought any of them through like placement or whatever like i knew where all these i wanted this when i was like i might just get one to get one which was i'm kind of glad i didn't but

at the same time that's how i kind of like sometimes you kind of just need to pull the trigger on things like whether it's everything like you're never going to find the perfect spot for a lot of things and once you get it you're kind of just not maybe not tattoos but like other things in life you're just like all right i did it it's not gonna be perfect yeah i can't take it back but like it's better than never doing it yeah um but the tattoo i would take more time with for sure do you know what you wanted of no all i know is where where i just want it on my arm oh your arm did we talk about last time yeah you don't know matt wants his want matt wants to tattoo as well he wants on his arm or his chest yeah i want somewhere that like you can hide it you know if you have to yeah do

you want to eventually build upon that like i don't think i would go for a full sleeve would you do like a half just your bicep i could see you doing that i can see that looking good i won't be against it no i've i've contemplated doing a full sleeve yeah yeah but that's like if i have a hard time picking what my next one is it's to be real hard picking what I want on my left arm. Yeah. And we even like my other friend and I have like talked about like, oh, could you see yourself doing like a leg sleeve? I was like, yeah, but it's got to be left arm, right leg. Like he wants tattoos on his thigh.

I'd probably be more like forearm to start. But that's a lot of tattooing you need to think about right especially as like someone who's like if we can't decide on what like our first one is it's gonna be real tough to fill out your entire thigh yeah and you got a lot more space of thigh than i do but yeah um i have questions for you off camera but thank you for coming back and doing this. Yeah, of course. It's a lot colder. I wouldn't say it's a lot colder. It's not as warm as last time we did it. Yeah, those chairs are brutal.

Those chairs that we sat on, and no one's going to see those episodes because I had to delete one. And then yours is, I mean, it's not unplayable, but put it this way. There are these gray, what kind of material chairs? Just like a fabric. Yeah? Just like a fabric. Yeah. Just like a typical. We sat up when we were done, and you could see our entire body print. It was disgusting.

So much sweat. Absolutely disgusting. So this is way better. I actually want to check out your bikes. I didn't do it last time, but again, thanks for doing it. Yeah, if you want to buy it, it's still for sale. Jake Baumgart selling a bike if anyone's interested yeah send me to be honest i have my email for this show places i've

never looked at it maybe someone has sent me an email yeah i fucking doubt it but uh i'm not gonna deliver too far so yeah keep that in mind we're we're in wisconsin you got to come to us yeah or no you're not bringing it back to school. No, I'm not taking it to school. But what if someone offered you a good deal? It would have to be a pretty fucking good deal. Would you have it then shipped? No, you would have to drive it. I don't know.

I'd have to look into what it... How much it costs and then just negate it. Because I think it's not too bad to ship a bike. Like, if you really have to do it, obviously. Realistically, you could throw a bike in the back of a truck and with all the other stuff you're moving back

with I fly back yeah well if you were to drive stuff back so it wouldn't be that bad you could technically do it for free right but I also don't have a

truck so yeah he's selling a bike Jacob Bomber the second fat chance athlete and the second person under the fat Chance arc. Thank you again, buddy.

Yeah, of course. Appreciate you having me on again. Of course.