Fat Chance Podcast - Ep.29 - Braxton Joehnk

Episode Date: September 16, 2021

Throwing it back to our Tending a Lisp days. Couldnt ask for a better guest for this show. So much fun talking construction, scary movies, arrest stories, aliens, motivational idiots and much more!

I'll touch your mic. Hey, you're good. Just bring it up towards you. You've done this before. Yeah. Body faces the camera. How close should I have this bad boy? I mean, it's always like closest to me.

I'd scoot up a little bit. How about that? Yeah, just a bit. There you go. Oh, my God. No. Yeah, I mean, maybe not too close. We don't need the dirt.

You know, I don't drink during the week anymore. But cheers. I think you're needed after what you look like. Yeah. So you said, you just texted me, and you're like, yeah, we hit a gas line today. Or I hit a gas line today. And you're like, my company, not me. I'm like, all right, that's a good start.

Yeah. Yeah, we're good um what like how expensive is that and how do you it's pretty expensive but it's not the end of the world i don't know exact dollar amounts um i was just talking to my boss today about OSHA fines. Just like safety fines. Yes. And those, oh, my God. They are the silent killers, man. No one knows when they're coming. They can just drive by and someone can be from OSHA and slap down a fine. It's like the DNR or cancel culture of the construction world.

Yes, but even more hidden they are they're naz ghouls um they're trolls with jobs yes uh so he was telling me today that so we dig like trenches basically for anybody that doesn't know and why i'm so dirty um right now i'm doing water and sewer. We should have just never addressed that. I just found one homeless guy on the road. Oh, about time, man. Yeah, Kuski told me if I do this podcast, I get a free shower. So here I am.

No, I'm coming straight from work. Five minutes from here, I'm not straight from work. Five minutes from here. I'm not going all the way back to Oak Creek, coming back. This was perfect, actually. And I don't care. I think it's going to be fun. I think it's going to be awesome. Just as long as people know I can get clean.

You've been on this before. I mean, this was your show for a while, too. Just as people know. The TikTok audience and everything everything he can be clean um but anyways water and sewer so right now we're doing storm sewer for example you dig a trench and you'll lay like the storm sewer main pipe that'll go down like the entire road and then um a lot of times for water or sanitary, storm, whatever, you'll do little laterals or services or gas that go off to everybody's individual house. Yeah.

So they have all that stuff. So there was a gas service going to someone's house today. Backhoe, I uncover it, right? Mm-hmm. backhoe i uncover it right which you're supposed to do so that the backhoe the operator who's digging can see it yeah you can tell him hey don't hit it well the people who he hit it the people who put in they just put we energies put in a new service they left the old one which is a pretty big no-no because okay okay, we're just digging. How are we supposed to know that you only have record of the new one, not the old one?

And the inspector's with us, whatever. He's the engineer. He's got blueprints. He didn't know either. So what ended up happening is we think that's the new one. We're digging around that one. Well, one foot back is the actual new one. He ripped it out of the ground.

We didn't even know. I hop in the trench, trying to uncover again, and I'm hearing this hissing sound, and I'm smelling gas. That's immediate. Get the hell out of there. Get the fuck out of there, yeah. Because if there's a spark, whatever, for yeah then i'm long gone then you wouldn't be on here and show us how dirty you are i've had a i've had a funeral exactly well i guess so yeah that was today i don't know the exact dollar amount on that um but it's just you got

to call we energies sometimes you got to call 9-1-1 can you blame it on we energies for like hey it was their fault face yeah so i don't know if we'll get charged or what but that's more office stuff but oh it's just a long day then and then your foreman's just pissed and um but yeah he was telling me osha so you have to have like a box in the ground to make sure that your trench the walls don't cave in and it's heavy like clay yeah that can fucking knock you out or kill you whatever um so you have like a whatever they have different sizes but let's say eight foot high box whatever amount of spreaders well if you don't have that in the ground and osha comes hundred thousand dollar fine and that's like getting off easy if the box isn't made

and it's over um a hundred thousand dollars the pipe player's head the the they will immediately i forgot the term he used but if the box isn't actually made so like they clearly know you're not using one yeah they don't even have to dispute it boom hundred thousand hundred fifty thousand to your company and i don't think you have a job anymore if you know probably not if you get that fine tacked onto your crew holy shit imagine your manager being pissed after that one if you didn't have a box well i don't know i never knew it was that much that's fucking insane yeah and then the other thing i don't know i never knew it was that much that's fucking insane yeah and then the other thing i don't know if you know like a fiber optic cable high speed internet yeah i just got that installed we just got internet at our place the little cable going from the router to

the um outlet hundred dollars yeah for that tiny cable. It's just expensive. It's like four feet. We are digging five feet from New Berlin's fiber optic cable to their entire school system. If it gets cracked, tiny bit hit by the backhoe is so powerful. If it gets tapped by that, you have to pull the entire thing out of the ground. Now that, my foreman said if we hit that, our company might go under. And here's me with a shovel.

There it is. If anyone really knew, you'd be like, yeah, maybe we dulled that Braxton. Yeah. Down the hole with the shovel. Exactly. So that can be like four to five to six feet deep, however those fucks want to put it in. I'd be there with those archaeological paintbrushes.

Yeah. We're going to be here for four days, right? I ain't fucking breaking this thing. And the foreman won't really care a lot of times. So it could take two hours because you'll go real slow. Because the backhoe hits that man, I would go straight into my car and go home i don't care i'd go right on indeed and start looking for a new job oh yeah like exactly i that would be all hell breaking loose and i'm not putting my name to it i'll just flee i'll flee change my name i don't work here anymore no i quit I quit. Yeah, I'm fleeing the country. Or you can say we're screwed. I quit.

Speaking of managers being pissed, and this is like the one thing I wanted to tell you, and I love that we're getting everything we wanted to talk about out of the way in the first 10 minutes. Really? Real quick. This is how it normally goes, and then I'll be blabbing on about Patrick Starr or something. Dude, I thought about wearing the uh the cowboy hat today and maybe i should put it on and just be like i like that sure i like i thought about i go i should just start the episode with i'm dirty dan

i also found out hylman wasn't allowed to watch spongebob when he was younger no i don't know too violent checks out yeah Yeah, too violent. But no, speaking of manners, getting mad. So this was a – it was quite the coincidence, let's put it this way. So my mom has this fun little habit of listening to the police scanner. And most of the time, it's like nothing. She listens to it all the time. Once she discovers she can do it.

And, yeah, most of the time it's like nothing she listens to it all the time once she discovered she can do it and yeah most of the time it's nothing but every once in a while it's like like murder suicide or like redhead naked in the park or something like that like it's just like interesting like high speed car chase peels out and my mom's like oh listen to this i'm like okay cool well this past sunday a call comes over the radio my mom's listening before she goes to bed and she hears um along the lines of we're looking for um an andrew who works at world-class lighting um no and backstory i have a little brother named Andrew who also works at World Class Lighting. And it says we are in pursuit. I don't know if we're in pursuit or we are looking to arrest him for certain charges.

And I'm like, for what? And she goes, they haven't said it yet. And he goes, where's your brother? I look over to the left and he's in his room. We're like, what the fuck? I'm like, is he really? She's like, don't check. He's probably sleeping. I We're like, what the fuck? I'm like, is he really? She's like, don't check. He's probably sleeping.

I go, maybe we should. They just gave a word-for-word description of your youngest son, and they are coming to his house to arrest him that we don't know what for. Fuck if he's sleeping. Let's see if he's in his fucking bed. Let him sleep, Michael. I'm like, in 10 minutes, we might hear. He'll be awake in prison for hours.

sleep michael i'm like in 10 minutes he'll be awake in prison for hours yeah and we we go like my mom keeps listening to it and it turns out it was for domestic abuse and flashback to when i had my little brother on and his friend my brother told me about a co-worker um who was also named andrew and i just started putting the pieces together. I was like, this might be the guy that drinks three, four locos a day and smokes weed while he's terminating wires at his job. And my mom goes, that would make sense. And so we just let Andrew sleep. He goes, that's probably not Andrew.

Never opened his door, though, to see if he was in his room or not. Yeah. Or actually fleeing the cops that's true because andrew has a track record like he has been chased by the cops he has been arrested he has showed up with the police before i've had to impersonate my father on the phone he calls me he goes i need you to be dad all right just change your my contact name to dad and call me he goes that's really smart i go this is why i'm on this end of the phone and you're on that end yeah and he goes

how'd you know dad's information i go how do you not yeah how do you not know your dad's birthday or which means how old he is he goes you knew his birthday and how old he was i go oh my god um but he woke up the next morning and we're like dude you gotta you gotta find out what happened and they said that's the first thing they talked about when they got into work and he comes back from work and we're like so what'd they say he just goes yeah he likes to drink that was it yeah and they're like, yeah, we just made fun of him all day. I'm like, is she okay? Yeah. We think so.

I'm like, cool. I had a coworker come in one time. He was like an hour late and out of breath. And he still had the, you know, glossy eyes. So you can tell he was probably drunk still. Oh, yeah. He's like, I'm like, you know i making conversation how's it going um so and so i'll keep it blank for probably someone could fucking figure it out yeah world class lady i'm real sorry but i think you got rid of uh you're trimming the fat of your company

right now and um it's like oh yeah it wasn't rough night, rough night. I was just in prison. Cops came knocking at 2 in the morning, and I guess a couple nights ago I was blacked out and went to my ex-wife's house who has a restraining order on me. And I'm like, hmm, yeah, that's a rough night. Oh, my God. That's how you want to be woken up. Not only do you not remember it, or you woke up at 2 o'clock in the morning, you don't remember what you did two days ago.

And then he just came back from the bars that night. He has a bad drinking problem. I sense a pattern. Yeah. He's like, well, good thing I was home from the bars when I was. Otherwise, they would have come and got me there. I'm like, oh, my God, man. Good Lord.

I mean, dude, you probably would have gotten more rest if they got you at the bar. You just slept through the night. True. No, I mean, this podcast is basically just turning into jail stories. Drinking in jail stories. That's never been. Role models for the youth over here at fat chance podcast um yeah i thought that was such a crazy coincidence like what other um like what are the chances that

an andrew from the same company that is insane his mother is listening to the police radar yeah and says we're coming to arrest i mean she shot up she goes andrew's getting arrested what like i swear he's been here all night um i don't know what he did from work till now or if he doesn't even work um maybe andrew's doing something else like they got the wrong guy like no they did that is crazy yeah and the coincidence of her listening my god that'd be terrifying as a parent actually my mom goes one day i'd like i never want to hear you got your guys's names over this mic you could just turn it off yeah i don't think you're gonna hear them anymore but although i've said on here like i a jail story, so maybe one day she will. But it's like, I just, like, I dread, like, that's your mother's worst nightmare is, like, getting a call from the police.

And so I'm like, yeah, I get that. But, like, if you don't want to, like, if you don't like scary movies, don't watch scary movies. True. If you don't want to hear about people getting shot, turn off the police radar. Do you like scary movies? I have to be in the mood for them i'm not like one of those avid watchers i'm like i that's my first time like let's watch something that's gonna scare the shit out of me tonight i'd like to enjoy the rest of my night but sometimes

i'm like let's fucking do it i'd never by myself yeah i think that's kind of a that's a serial killer move yeah but like in a group and you're like, yeah, sure. Why not? Yeah. I'm kind of the same way. I don't seek out, seek them out. But if I know I'm not going to be the one who's the most afraid, then I kind of like it. Yeah. Because then you can let, you can mask your fear by laughing at someone else.

Like, that wasn't scary. But in the back of my head, I'm like, I was fucking terrified. They are terrifying and then i get the nightmares for a couple weeks and what's the scariest one you've seen oh my god um it was the sequel um oh it was it was a while ago but i'm not gonna remember but they now i'm gonna have to remember this i'm going to have to they describe it a bit okay they had um this scary scary monster ghoul who oh wow that narrows it down to all of them who uh it like

i gotta look it up i gotta look it up is it sinister while you do that mine is hands down and i haven't seen a ton but it's as above so below have you seen that one it is it is sinister sinister too hands down the fucking scariest movies movie i ever had i had nightmares walking home i was at a friend's house walking home and i couldn't even fucking do it i was like tweaking that bad late at night too oh yeah there's no way like hey i'm sleeping over and we're doing it with the lights on. Yes. It was like one in the morning. They're like, all right, let's go. Like, oh, my God. Where is this fucking? Yeah, it is creepy, too.

You watch those movies, even if you're driving home and you have to drive to like the park. You're like, yeah, you're also and you're like, there's people in the woods. They're all staring. They're waiting for my car to break down. And I'll check my I'll check the back of my car three different times. Oh, yeah. You open the trunk. You like not today even though if it's fucking sinister who is in there what am i gonna do but what make because it's probably a lot like other ones but

what makes it this like what for you makes a scary movie like actually scary because i'm like monsters don't bother me like like fred Freddy Krueger, that kind of bullshit. Yeah, that doesn't get me. I think it's gimmicky. Or like people that like monsters you can't see or ghosts or whatever. But going back to our deep space, deep sea. Deep sea is obtainable. Deep space isn't. But like a scary movie for me, if I see a little girl or all of a sudden like someone's taking over but i can

see their body or like some cult thing like all real life things yeah that freaks me the fuck out yeah or religion this one was kind of culty um but the thing for me like the conjuring too the monsters or ghouls where you can see them i agree not the paranormal stuff that doesn't get me but where they're like a fucking demon yeah and they'll either take over someone's body like don't and then the fucking person's always freaking out and somehow like levitating yeah and so that or i think real world like um what is the one where they knock on the it's a paranormal activity no they knock on their door and they mess with them they have the uh mass super super famous oh purge no not purge but i do love purge yeah purge um I think they made too many of those.

This is so famous. And they just mess with them, and then they're like, why did you do this to us? Why'd you pick us? And they're like, oh, because you were home. Is it recent? No, it's probably like 2000. Everybody would know this.

Masked, and they knock on the door like um i haven't seen enough scary movies to really know i gotta look this one up too god we really need someone to look shit up for us true that would that would be funny too it'd be awesome um no it's uh i forgot what you're saying too it's it's definitely the stuff that's like not real life, but yeah, when someone takes over a body and they're like floating the air and it looks like someone's got like cerebral palsy, but like floating, it's like, it doesn't look good. And it freaks me. That freaks me out.

That's the stuff that gets me. It's, it's not, a lot of people will say the real stuff gets them like when there's not monsters and stuff. That is more me. But the taking over, I know that's not real, but that freaks me out too. The legit CGI monster shit like that. That gets me. That doesn't get me.

I like the movies where it's more real because I'm not afraid of just a person. I know that's more obviously likely to happen in real life but it's not gonna scare me a person with a knife not gonna scare me where a little demon girl or a demon old lady yeah i guess a mixture running at me oh my a person with a knife won't scare i'm like fuck i could i have a knife in my drawer like that doesn't scare me at all the the children for sure um i gotta figure this one cult stuff though because like that's really like cult religiony stuff yeah like some people like really believe that now and buy into a lot of it it's like somewhere out there someone is being sacrificed on an altar for the sake of Shyamalama Ding Dong.

I found it out. What is it? The Strangers. Strangers. Know what I saw? You have to see that if you haven't seen that. But I coincidentally saw someone's Snap story last night saying, when I watched this for the first time, it was the last time I felt something. like oh maybe this is a good what was it strangers yeah yes it is that to me

was more like it's a way scarier purge but like intense and that one you're in it like it's really good too but then uh while i was looking that up this is an older one and it shouldn't be scary. But what terrified me, the Babadook. What the fuck is a Babadook? You've seen way more than I have. I've probably seen like 10 scary movies in my life. I went on this weird phase where I would watch with my group of friends and we would drink beer that they would take from that pizza place i worked at yeah in california they'd take beer from there and we'd all drink

the beer and watch scary movies and that was like a two-month thing so these were all the scary movies that i watched and then i couldn't do it anymore. The Sinister 2 was the last one I saw. And I'm like, I'm done with this. Yeah. Mine was As Well If So Below. And because it was like in a real place. Yeah. Where like they went to the catacombs.

I think it's under Paris. I think those were there. And like we want to explore places that like we know they're here. But they're not on the map that they give us. Kind of like, oh, we just don't want you they're not on the map that they give us kind of like oh we just don't want you going there like government map kind of thing and they enter one and all of a sudden it's like they enter basically like the upside down and so they so they're like oh we were here like we just came out this door or just came in this door now we're

leaving it but we never turned around and when they entered that door they went from like real life to hell oh my god and so um but like only like two people made it out or something like that like they had to realize they had to go all the way back to where they came from or some shit like that but it's like there was like actually people down there that have been like lost for it freaked me the fuck out i did a terrible job making it sound scary but it's scared the living shit i believe it because i was in the corner of like the james apartments yeah you know the hubs at madison on the couch and i went from like sitting normally to perched on the top to like against the window just like this needs to end now yeah i i think it's different for everybody and then you if you watch not even enough of them like 10 yeah 5 to 10 you find one that absolutely scares the shit out of you yeah

and then you're numb to the rest of them you're like all right i know it's actually scary everything else like this is a fucking joke and i still remember the first scary movie i ever saw with cody metz we were like 12 years old or something and we went with his sister drag me to hell if anybody has seen that movie the grandma in this movie is the scariest person dragged me to hell was i i lasted 10 minutes in the theater i was out of there and then i i went i was in my bed shaking my mom's like what the hell is wrong with you and i remember telling her i'm like i'm sorry mom i'm sorry i went to go see a scary movie i don't ever want to do it again your mom's like probably the back of her head like thank god he wasn't drinking but yeah well she was a big no r-rated i could watch spongebob but

so i'll do about a few scary episodes i guess like the flying dutchman and when he got lost in that like area. It is actually really scary. Yeah, your parents did a good job. Fucking pussy. No, that's not your fault, buddy. We're not cartoon shaming you. But don't look too closely at my shirt. Because I'm dirty, Dan.

Yeah. I love SpongeBob. I loved it. My aunt showed me it. Really? Have you guys ever seen the show SpongeBob? We're like, what the fuck is this? And we didn't, I don't think we watched a ton.

It was like Power Rangers and like Pokemon and D&D. Oh, yeah. Like when SpongeBob first came out. And I'm like, holy shit, this show is awesome. I still find some scenes funny. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I get down a rabbit hole

On YouTube or something And all of a sudden I'm watching a Spongebob clip Laughing And like I think we talked about this before Like I don't know how many episodes ago

Where like You start It's amazing Going from like I watched a video on like Gordon Ramsay How to cut onions properly And I'm like

Spongebob And Patrick doing the Dirty Dan thing And like You're laughing your ass off And like three hours later You're like how the fuck did I get here? Kid Does Math survives. That's probably the next video afterwards.

Yeah. And like, I think I've asked you this too. Have you ever gotten to the end of one of those? What do you mean? Like you're on like a Facebook rabbit hole or video or something like that. And it's just like related videos. No, you talked about the porn. Yeah, the porn thing yeah well i'm like i start with spongebob and all of a sudden it's just like a girl flashing her tits like what the fuck on facebook i went real dark oh my god

and then like and then i kept scrolling on the one because it just disappeared oh yeah and then the thing and you want to see boobs yeah and then but then like the whole like the thing ends well you want to see boobs but then the whole thread ends I thought suddenly you're back to Spongebob I thought related videos just kept coming up and they're like no we have no more for your lazy ass oh I don't think I've ever hit that

and then you end with porn and it goes back to I clicked on a Paw Patrol video oh my god that is funny yeah that's uh get out of here um what were we talking about spongebob I want to hear your story I just told you it it was Andrew's thing oh yeah uh I told you I didn't have a ton to talk about No that was good Oh I did see a video I forgot we just go down rabbit holes We do yeah we are the This is the equivalent of a

You know related videos Kind of thing Speaking of videos though I saw one I saw this like a few months ago And I've been trying to figure out how to bring it up Cause I think it's absolutely ridiculous And I want your take it up because I think it's absolutely ridiculous and I want your take on it.

I think I have this and I'm trying to work it into a bit but I saw this video of like what the hell is going on? Stop verifying Microsoft Outbook because now I'm going to have to do something fucking weird on here.

Uh oh. Uh-oh. It stopped recording. No, we're good. Dude, I hate to do it. I've had like four videos. We're all like at 45 minutes. It just sounds like this. We're going like this.

And I hope that's the part that gets really fast. It just sounds like. But. And it's just like that it's a pain to edit and then I like nothing sounds right but so I have this problem with people

posting certain types of workout videos or motivational videos where like they think they're these try-hards and it's not even like

the try-hards from gym class it's like the quiet kid that went on to the military and now thinks he's like tough shit it's like thank you for serving for us but the military and now thinks he's like tough shit.

It's like, thank you for serving for us, but don't tell us about how you went through basic training. I'm not bashing the military. I'm not bashing the military either. I'm bashing the... What is it? September 13th or something? Two days.

No, but it's the kind of guys like, this is what he said. He was doing an interview and he goes and it was a military guy and he goes if you have to listen to music while you work out it's fucking cheating yeah that's and i literally turned my phone over i go what the fuck did i just listen to and it's like the same kind of concept of the people who post workout videos of you see like nine boxes stacked up and then speed ladders on both sides and then four cones and a medicine ball and then like the squat rack bar like the olympic bar on the ground and they go through they're like

and they're like just light work on a monday morning. The Packers aren't fucking looking at you. We're not trying to get new receivers, clearly. We're not trying to help anyone out. Calm the fuck down. Do a push-up, then a sit-up, and get over it. I don't care about your two-minute, 19-exercise circuit. And then tell me if you're listening to music while you're doing this, you're cheating. You drink water.

You suck. You know what else is cheating in that like ass backwards logic forks i don't need a fork to eat but it makes it fucking easier a fork i did not see that coming but like is that not true like okay yeah i don't need to listen to music and it motivates me a little bit i'm like into my work i love it i need it yeah i need it too it's distracting it's distracting from me doing physical exercise when i don't need to be doing physical exercise 99 of people i dread it i don't know about you but i mean the only reason i'm going on a run this is a great story too yeah one of my one of my friends i love the military yeah one of my best friend's moms saw me on a run

when i was living at my parents still so i was running around greendale she sees me on a run i must have been definitely chunky at the time because she's like tells the best friend, her son, oh, Braxton was running so slow. Well, no shit. Am I running out here for fun? I'm not running to get fatter. I'm already fat. That is the reason I'm out here. I need to get off the chunk.

I'm only going to get faster. Exactly. I'm going to be slow. I'm fat. There's a reason I'm on a. I need to get off the chunk. I'm only going to get faster. Exactly. I'm going to be slow. I'm fat. There's a reason I'm on a run. You know what it is? I might be slow, but it's faster than you're fucking walking right now. No, it just bothered me.

Because we're like, oh, we are on two different spectrums. It's either like, everything's not my fault. Complain, complain, complain. Or take the world by its balls and no excuses, no shortcuts, no whatever. It's like, you know, you're allowed to live in the middle. Sometimes someone does fuck you over. Yeah. Also, listen to music.

It's art. It's literally art. Don't tell me because I'm bench pressing. The fact that I'm listening to No Hands by Waka Flocka, it's fucking cheating, okay? Enough of the fat shaming in the gym too. The fat people should be applauded. They're there for the right reason.

Exactly. They're trying to work out. You should get shamed if you're ripped for being in the gym you need to get fatter yeah shame them uh-huh i agree though i totally agree with the whole like when people um fat shame in the gym and yeah fat shaming sometimes works in people's benefits but at at the gym, no. Like, they're, okay, like, they realize they're out of shape. You're saying fat shame to motivate people. That can work. Yeah.

Let's be honest. Because my mom fat shamed me. She's like, you look real soft. Two winter breaks in a row that we've all heard. And I got my ass into shape. Yes. Good. Yeah, but if you're in the gym.

Yeah. Don't be like, hey, fat fuck. What the hell are you doing in here? And he goes. Oh, that's lightweight, pussy. From the Hulk. Dude can't even. Speaking of forks, can't even reach it to his mouth.

Biggest arms in the world. Yeah. Lay off the steroids. No, but like, that's like. Shame them. I'm not saying like you're shaming someone for being in the gym because they're fat. That's like going to a restaurant. Like, why the fuck you in here? I'm like to again, saying like you're shaming someone for being in the gym because they're fat. It's like going to a restaurant and be like, why the fuck are you in here? I'm like, to eat, motherfucker.

What the hell else are you in here? Oh, it's so dumb. But it's like I keep going back to the music thing because it's so annoying just hearing people like I'm better than you. Fuck off. Fuck off. Speaking of some little fuck face and he'll never watch this but uh i posted a video i posted one of you this week and someone called you zach efron and i told your other they probably won't call you zach they might call you even

sexier zach efron like oh my god he's got a blue collar job oh blue collar job yeah he's got dirt on his face and looks like he was swimming around with the hippos in the mud. Maybe you're playing a role for a movie. I don't know. Nope. Just working. I posted a video today. Also, real quick. Yeah.

The Zac Efron thing. What thing? I have gotten that, and I would never, ever, ever compare myself to that man. I think I'm closer to Jack Black. Never, ever, ever compare myself to that man. I think I'm closer to Jack Black. But the amount of times that I have gotten that, the immediate ego boost that I get,

my friends despise it. Oh, yeah. Because I turn into the... Your head inflates a little bit. They just know I got a little more swaggy to the step. You're walking like this. They're like, yeah, fuck yeah. All of a sudden, it's a good dick day Oh yeah No

But I will never understand I will never understand it But it's incredible It's incredible When she made that comment I was like what? And so I went back And I looked at it And I go I can kind? And so I went back and I looked at it.

And I go, I can kind of see it. I can. So I hope you walk out of this podcast today, your dick hanging a little lower. Thanks. Your head's up high, shoulders. It will be. Yeah. I'll go home.

You look Sam right in the eye and be like, I don't know any famous Zac Efron quotes. What is one? I don't know either. You Efron quotes. What is one? I don't know either. You better get your head in the game. I forget he did high school musicals sometimes because of, talk about a man being jacked. Oh, yeah. Neighbors won.

It's the most shredded I've ever seen a man. No, pay watch. True. I never saw it, man. No, Baywatch. True. I never saw it. But I did see the commercial. You want me to pull a picture of him? He's my screensaver. Hold on.

I'll get horny. No. But see, someone like that, he should. He has every girl in the world wanting him. Just have them want him a little more. Yeah, why not? Just really shove it to the rest of us. Good-looking guy, high school musical.

I was like, you know what would make this better? If I got a decent haircut, got shredded, and did real movies. Do you think that's going to help my career? I don't know, Zach. Let's find out. Yeah. Oh, I did high school musical. Time for me to get absolutely jacked and turn into an A-list celebrity.

No, it's funny. He went from High School Musical to, like, I don't think his next one was Neighbors, but he basically graduated high school into college. Yeah. He's throwing dildos at Seth Rogen. He did not peak in high school. He peaked more in college. I actually love Neighbors.

That was a good movie. I don't think I like Neighbors 2 as much. No. That's always, that's always that's the number is there are very few movies where the sequel is like as good i agree or better i think like deadpool 2 might have been actually better than deadpool 1 but that's a great uh great analogy right there yeah that might be the only one but i also like i like ryan reynolds i mean that's the path zach efron's going on it's's like, hey, dude, you keep this up.

You'll just be – just develop more of a sense of humor, I think. Stop doing your, like, find yourself shit out in Europe and Australia. Some of those were actually cool. I actually wanted to watch some of them. I just – I can't. Lately, I cannot bring myself to watch a lot of TV. Yeah. I mean –

I've been in those ruts. It's just – and I'm fine with it, to be honest. Like, I just – it's nice out. Well, it's a waste. And I'm taking advantage of it. So it's just and i'm fine with it to be honest like i just it's nice taking advantage of it so it's like yeah it's a complete it's a complete way so like if i'm inside it's this stuff or i'm like if i get home and i'm like you know what before i go do more work and shit like that let's go to the driving range hit a few golf balls and stuff like that way more it's way you just feel better about yourself way more mentally healthy than just sitting because don't you feel like a piece of shit at the end of sunday

like before football starts and you're just like what'd you do all day i was hung over and i watched tiktok for 12 hours you're like how'd that go you dumb you fat fuck get into the gym yeah and i love football though oh yeah football at that that NFL Sunday, except the Packers fucking ruined it. Oh, yeah. I got to vent about this, too. Go for it, because I can vent, too. Well, kind of. 38-3.

I've never seen a Packers loss that was that bad. I was just talking to my brother about this, where the team literally, they, like, gave up. Yeah. They had no motivation. We took Rodgers out in the fourth quarter. I've never seen that it's so much worse than just getting your ass kicked and kind of putting up a fight yeah like rolling over and letting the team kick the shit out of you you clearly are showing to everybody it looked like they didn't even fucking prepare for the game it was brutal it looked like we didn't it looked like we thought it was our last preseason game yeah i i could hardly watch i was so pumped to get back

to like i wanted to golf with my dad uh the day before he goes let's just golf sunday i go all right you got to find something kind of early because i want to get back to the packer game yeah and i found something at like uh like 10 45 okay it's a half hour away golf course. Four hours of golf. I get back right when it starts or I miss the first five minutes. I'm okay with that. We end up getting behind the slowest fucking people on the planet.

I'm livid. I want to get back. I'm like, I will drive into this 80-year-old man who takes 45 minutes to get into his fucking cart. I don't care if you're hitting it okay. I will hit you square in the fucking temple and you'll be laying there okay all right i don't mean i don't mean to be racist here but if you get behind four asian women you are guaranteed the slowest round of your life and they hit each shot identical. Right down the fairway, 30 yards, every time.

They don't take out a driver, just... Their misses are, yeah, it's just... It's like they putt it down the whole fucking thing. There goes my Asian audience, my 60 and up Asian audience. I'm sorry, but... I don't care. It's very true. I was getting so frustrated, and I'm like, all right, fine.

We finish the round and it's five minutes before. I'm like, I am, I floor home. I get home at 20 instead of 30. I miss the first two, three drives.

Okay. Not bad. And I get home and it's like seven, nothing. And we're about to get the ball. I'm like, all right,

fine. Like we slow start or something like that. I'm like, oh fuck, this sucks. And I, all of a also my dad texts me and i hate when we do bad and my dad texts me about it and then my mom's like oh god we look like shit i'm like shut the fuck up like i don't want to hear it from you i know it i don't want to hear it from someone else yeah everyone else knows it you don't want to acknowledge it i don't want to hear it from you. What's up, puppy? Oh, boy.

This isn't good. So, for everyone that has always wondered who Penny is, this is Penny. Hi, puppy. And I'm going to get her out while you talk. Come here, Penny. You're good. Come here. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Come here. Away. Away from the camera.

Come here. No, no, no. Oh, boy. No. Perfect. You're fine. I'm fine. Sheer panic that a camera camera Was just gonna turn off

I've never been happier Oh as soon as I Saw the dog I come here Well here's the thing It's like she usually Begs her on the corner And like I have no problem

That she came in here at all But um I hope they actually got her They got her in the camera I think so Um No usually she comes around And uh

Her mom's got her. I'm like, oh, hi, Penny. I'll talk to you when you get back. And she just kept coming. I'm like, oh, boy. Yeah, that was me. Oh, want a treat? Oh, I love that dog.

I love that dog. She's cute. She is. I'm glad she's walking again. She's refused to go on walks, but everyone's heard about that a million times. Heartburn? Yeah, that, uh, that scared the shit out of me. Well, I was worried that all of a sudden, like, all right, we're going to plug the computer.

We're going to like lose a camera. And like, if it was going to lose one, hopefully we lose like the big one. No one cares what both of us look like at the same time. I rarely use that one. What were we talking about? That would have been bad though. Oh yeah, the Pack time. I rarely use that one. What were we talking about? That would have been bad, though. Oh, yeah, the Packers. And your parents.

Yeah, I was basically just like, I wish I had just golfed another 18. Yeah. I know a Packer game is bad. Like, I have no problem watching a game even if we're losing all the way through. But when it looks like we're giving up or blown up with like 21 28 points yeah and

we have like one of those a year to be honest and i just go i literally turn it off like a third quarter like i'm done yeah i i went out and played bags at around third quarter because i same thing it was so disgusting i i think we literally well we touched the ball three times in the first half and it was basically only two the third one was like a minute left, and we kicked a field goal. But, oh, it was straight-up humiliating. And I've got my family texting me, and some of them are huge Packers homers, which, you know what, they support the team. It is what it is.

But that can get kind of annoying when it's always positivity. And they always rip Kevin King, which I am i don't like kevin king by any means i would be part of that that conversation but he got beat on that deep touchdown i forget who it was number 11 i forget his name burned him he got beat on a deep touchdown that was to put them up 38 to 3 i know i know they're gonna send the text kevin king what do you know i storm back kevin king is the least of our fucking worries right now have you guys been watching and i'm that is bad if kevin king is the least of our problems that's bad but the entire team was so shit oh he's the least of our problems oh he's the least of our problems. Oh, he's the least of our problems that game. He has been a lot of our problem.

Yes. This is bad because whenever I've talked about the Packers on here, Kevin King has been brought up every time, and it has never been, I really like him. Yeah. It's always, he fucked us. Now, it wasn't his fault this game. I mean, it was a poor performance offensively.

And when we're supposed to have one of the best offenses in the league and you put up three points... Dude, I thought there were going to be... I mean, we averaged 34 last year. It was 40 points in three weeks. Yeah. We averaged, yeah, last year. I think 34 in the whole season. Which is... That's absolutely insane.

Now, okay, I... And we got better. Yeah. I'm not going to overreact at all after week one, though. I'm not overre yeah i'm not gonna overreact at all after week one though i'm not overreacting but i would overreact less if they didn't give up and just get dominated yeah that was that was hard to watch hard to see i whatever i mean we have this let's i mean we we have monday against the lions which we might, although. We better kick the shit out of them. Dude, you know what was cool to see, though, is Matt Stafford on the Rams. Yeah.

Just gunslinging. I think people are finally. Like, everyone was like, Matt Stafford's a good fucking quarterback. But then kind of was, like, overshadowed by how shitty of a team he was on. And never won a playoff game. And now, like, again, don't want to overreact. He looked amazing. First play that bomb.

Have you ever seen him more excited in your entire life? When he's doing that, like, he's in college. He did the bad white man celebration. Like, he's Baker Mayfield in college doing that shit down the field. And I was, like, smiling from ear to ear. It's like, that's fucking cool to see. Like, as a football fan, like, that man deserves to be on a good team. Mm-hmm.

And he's got a pretty decent team in the Rams. They're good. Yeah. I just love it. I'm so excited. I know. I was so pumped. Couldn't make me dance.

I just need one, like, it was such a shitty, like, weather day that day. But the first day, and the next, like, first Sunday, the next, like, three weeks, when, like, falls, like, full swing. 60 degrees. 65, 60 sunny. like, three weeks when, like, falls, like, full swing. 60 degrees. 65, 60 sunny. That cool breeze. You see, like, the leaves change. Like, a leaf kind of just goes across your window.

You got a football in your hand, jersey and a sweatshirt on. Apple cider. Apple cider and vodka if you're feeling crazy. Or fireball. You got chips and dip. I mean, I'm getting a little hard right now. Yeah. Oh, my God.

You just got back from the apple orchard dude if that was a porno i'd be done in like two seconds just showing the setup for opening day or like nfl sunday like in fall fall is the absolute best like if you showed me a setup outside oh my god i really realized this summer though how much fall is my favorite season oh it's hands down my favorite season four weeks or whatever the humid 95 degree days where i i was actually struggling to breathe oh my god it's terrible it was so dry and humid that i couldn't even breathe i would literally be huffing and it's a dry and humid yeah don't acknowledge that but um it was so fucking hot and humid that's what i meant to say you when you would breathe in it felt like someone had a blow dryer right in your face

and that's the air you were breathing oh yeah you couldn't breathe it was that's all i know like when i lived in miami i can't live here like people do this and i was at that i picked the worst months to live there with sam it was so hot like walking i mean it was it was that or flooding and love you florida um but it was it's you walk outside and you're like you physically walk slower kind of thing you're like this hurts it's dreadful you can't get cooler either and that's the one thing i am not a fan of winter but you can bundle up unless it's like negative 20 i'm still kind of torn like at least like we have seasons, but winter lasts too long. I need to get to a place where winter is kind of –

we put winter in check. Listen, you're not that big of a deal. You get like four months max, not the nine we give you here in Wisconsin. Last year actually wasn't a bad winter, and I think that has skewed my perception a little because you are right. And that can drag on. And then you'll get the the day in march and it's five degrees and it snows 10 inches yeah and the day before it was

40 and you're wearing shorts and tank you're playing basketball outside the snow like the snow is just like that's a good melting around the basketball hoop when you're younger i'm like i'm going i'm playing basketball your like, put a fucking shirt on. I'm like, it's 40 degrees outside. They're like, you're still brushing some of the snot. You missed. The ball's wet and shit like that. Yeah.

Oh. And then it'll get to 40. That's a UFO. Dude, that's the exact same noise when Nathan and whoever were here. I'm like, are we getting abducted right now? Is that an electric car or actually a spaceship? No, those are the aliens. Oh, good.

I think they're hovering around their favorite episodes. They're like, we like this guest. It's getting up close view. Oh, thanks. They like the hunters and I like you. Just take us once. Like, I mean. Oh, I would love it.

I would love to be abducted. Same. Would you not? Oh, I would love it. Wow, to be abducted same would you not oh i would love it wow we are going all rabbit holes speaking of i know you like space too yeah love it the app iss the international space station app i feel like it's always at like 2 a.m to midnight that's a real risky acronym especially when you have a list but the international space station app it flies over and there's astronauts um in there for like six months at a time four or five or something and you can

track the space station flying over and it's actually way cooler than i thought at least like one or two times seeing it see this space station yes that would be really cool it is i was up north too when my grandpa showed i don't know why old people direction they know everything oh every well they grew up with compasses and like maps that they had to draw themselves we grew up with like the oldest we go back to is map quest and we're like oh i have a booklet of how to get to alabama from i don't know how i can't even fathom how crazy you ask me where north is right now i would go this i have no fucking clue i'm right there with you but i remember the um the road trips with my family pulling out the atlas map you'd go state by state

that's fucking insane how did they do that if you take a wrong turn you gotta just backtrack it's so easy now and i i don't know how they did that i don't either you know what i'm more impressed with is who drew those maps true and then you get um you're driving alone yeah how you're looking at the map it's like it's like out of an old 96 kind of like yeah and then also on the side of the road like you crash like fall off a bridge that sounds like a seinfeld episode i swear it's like oh we're camping all weekend i guess you're starting like the tire fell off. You got a fire in there. Oh, the sun's out. That looks beautiful. That reminded me of real.

I can't wait. I fucking can't. Like, I want to go throw a football with you right now. Yeah, we might have to, it's not brisk quite. No,

it's still warm. It's so like, I'm still a little like, I'm not sticky right now. Like I did a month of episodes where i was like i want out of here so god damn exactly and that's what i can't i was thinking back to when we were doing tending a list when i go i would rather be freezing my nuts off and you've been like dude we gotta go cold then what i was doing i was like yeah and i would look up when i i did chairs once these like

uh great fabric my entire body print was just sweat in the back of the chair like this sucks Yeah. And I would look up when I did chairs once, these like grave fabric chairs. My entire body print was just sweat in the back of the chair. Like this sucks. Yeah, it is. It's brutal. Speaking of space, I think my, well, I know my phone listens to me, but I came across this video of where someone's like, I'm about to go watch this like three hour youtube video it's called the uh the conspiracy or the conspiracy of everything or the theory of everything it's three and a half hours long i've been i could never bring myself to it i was listening

i've been listening to it the last two nights before i go to bed like i have fallen asleep to it and i've like woken up to like epstein rapes children i'm like well this needs to get turned off i'm gonna have some weird fucking dreams yeah um but it's it's half like really interesting to me and half like we need to tone down on the like skepticism of everything that has to do with life like ever like the fact that some people are like well i don't know like what is reality blah blah i'm like you know what reality is like well for one you're never gonna figure it out yeah um that's especially the guy making 50 second instagram clips um you're not gonna figure it out you're also just reciting something you found on wikipedia so shut the fuck up yeah um shove those web browsers up your ass and um but they interest me like i like people's like brain works and like what they're

thinking is like fake but like they talk about literally every conspiracy that has gone through the mainstream like it's crazy and like some of the things that they put together, some of them are so out there. I'm like, what the fuck is this? But I mean, lizard people to the Freemasons, moon landing. That Illuminati shit, I was obsessed with. Oh, I still am obsessed. Middle school, I was obsessed.

We like secret societies because we all want to be a part of a secret society. That's why we have fraternities. That's why we have friend groups. Like, this is our group. You're not part of this group. Ms. Perry's 8th grade class. How to get in the Illuminati. You're probably flagged by the FBI.

Oh yeah, easily. Like, do you think we can take this guy off? He's just breaking gas lines now. In Wisconsin. I don't think he's doing anything oh it was so much i i have still like half it left but it it like the reports that i'm listening to i was building a shelf for my brother yesterday and one like i just like you know how you like listen to something just for background noise like you put on like a old sitcom you've seen like 95 times um and all of a sudden you're

like you're paying attention to part of it and this one was like they had a report that um this general um said what really happened on the moon landing there's like the fact that people think it's fake is ridiculous but what people don't know is what happened when we actually got there they said according to this guy it was i was laughing like there were people everywhere like there were like things flying around and like little like i don't know the term but for the sake of this martians i'm like yeah what that's like that's why the picture looks weird like yeah if that was case the picture would look weird

because there'd be little green men in the fucking background. Little green ghouls, man. The one that was... Shout out, it's always sunny. The other one that I thought was not well thought out because I followed this Instagram page just for a day just to like, let me go through this and see the crazy people. And one guy's like,

so the reason we're trying to get back to Mars is because we're actually from Mars. I go, all right, let's hear this guy out. He goes, we're actually from Mars. See, what would happen after a nuclear war is our planet would most likely turn red. And because they're finding water there, that means there's already been water there. So now water's trying to resurface after a nuclear war. So we heading towards so basically he's saying earth is going to turn into mars and mars back to earth and then we just go back and forth i'm like what kind of fucked up game do you think we're playing here i tell you the one thing well not the one thing a lot of stuff blows

my mind but um the fucking egyptians and the pyramids that's my number one thing stuff interest the fuck out of me and it may it's insane that the that is probably my number one interest yeah outside of aliens yeah same yeah it's insane dude i mean oh there was one it was a rogan no i don't think it was a rogan episode but some clip where they said they think well what actually baffles me is how like uh like scientific discoveries are often dismissed because egyptologists don't want to be proven wrong for what they've been saying for years so they're just like no you're like basically we're just gonna ignore what you think they think there's an archives underneath like the foot of the Sphinx.

And they're like, yeah, we just won't dig it up because there's no way there's anything there. I'm like, what? If there is an archive. Let's go with shovels. Yeah. We'll hit a gas service. We're definitely losing our jobs then. Yeah.

We bring down the Sphinx. Headline reads, two from wisconsin really interested in yeah egypt's history men looking for a gas service under the sphinx bring down perhaps a several hundred thousand year old i don't know how old it is um that shit is insane though oh it's so crazy and the pyramids on how it's like i forget if it's it's just if you multiply like the base of it it's the exact diameter of the earth something out there like oh yeah the coordinates are perfect like it's someone said i don't i briefly saw but it's the highest like uh levels of like certain

type of energy in the world or something like that like what the fuck yeah it's insane it's crazy actually no it's really interesting and then we probably should wrap this up here soon because we're i think we're approaching an hour already is the antarctica theories oh yeah how like all these countries suddenly listen to fucking morgan listened to fucking Morgan and Camry. Oh, God. No, no, no. I'm not talking how it's surrounding the world and we live in a snow globe

and Santa Claus is real and you shake it and, like... You can't fly over Antarctica. You can't. I've done it. No, like, legally, there's, like, restricted airspace. They think you physically can't fly over it. I don't know. Like, like legally, there's restricted airspace. They think you physically can't fly over it. I don't know.

You get to the end and you just hit that snow globe glass. Well, they think the fucking world's flat and you can't fall off. But I actually, that is trippy then that you can't fly over. There's a treaty of all these countries that we can't agree on one thing, but apparently we're like, no, no one goes here. That's weird then. Then that leads into people thinking like the earth is hollow and there's that's weird then that then it that leads into people thinking like the earth is hollow and there's entrances to the earth in antarctica i'm

like we're it's like we're making a movie that'd be so scary to go to antarctica then oh yeah that would be terrifying you know how crazy it'd be to find out like even a fraction yeah of this is true the book and national treasure i want to believe that's real so bad the president's book oh my god i just saw those again by the way one and two i think incredible fun fact i i didn't i mean i said when i finished in theaters uh the second one i go i guarantee you i know what the third one's called, and it's National Treasure Book 43. Is it? I don't think I've seen the third.

There isn't a third. Oh. But they leave it on a cliffhanger, and they're like, I think it's Book 43. I might go watch that. No, I can't. I've got to edit this tonight. But I swear to God, I was like, you can't leave me with that because I love those mystery treasure hunt movies.

Dude, they're amazing. They're amazing. That and Da Vinci Code. Yeah, Da Vinci Codes are good. Fuck. I've only seen those once. I've got to rewatch those. I've seen Da Vinci Code so many times.

All right. We'll end with the last. I think we're almost done with season two. I will be surprised if I'm done with when I upload all this and I get through it and everything's perfect. Like if I don't have a super fast thing or if a camera didn't cut off for a bit or all of a sudden like I'm looking at this and it's just pointed at the wall, shit like that. I will be shocked if I don't have anything. If this goes swimmingly, oh my God. That sound thing has got to be a pain it's annoying as fuck it was so easy

when you and i would just sit in here the tables turn the other way we had candy and um all it was was just like an hour hour 15 just audio none of this i would finish this i would go upstairs i would hit export upload and I'd be done. That's incredible. I have five hours after this. Yeah. Probably more. Dang.

But when's your birthday? The 9th of October. Coming up. Oh, shit. Okay. So let's see if you can give me an answer. If not, we'll give you extended time. But what is something you have to do before you

turn 25 yes 25 all right so in not three four weeks okay so usually like it i people have like i give them like a year but if you can't give me something like something you've always wanted to do that's obviously obtainable shit that you have to do before you turn 20 like quarter life crisis yeah what's something you have to do that you haven't do before you turn 20 like quarter life crisis yeah what's something you have to do that you haven't done that you've been like putting off like oh one day i'll do it um first thing that's coming to my mind and i hate that it's coming to my mind is uh skydiving again because i think i told you the story yeah you almost died yes so i want a free fall and actually get the full

experience so i have been putting that off i think i went skydiving now four years ago yeah and i've been putting it off ever since i'll go with you because it's on my bucket list yeah do you want to do it in the next month i would you say every dollar you make you're just blowing it right away. Oh, yeah. I haven't done a whole lot in the last two weeks. Kind of been saving up money for stuff here, and might as well go skydiving. I'd do it with you. I will definitely consider it.

So, let's say, you want to skydive. I am not a whole sky. I almost don't want to go with you though. Because you're freaking me out. But if I gave you a year until you turn 26, what would be something you have to do? Skydive. But I'm trying to think of something else.

Do you want other people's answers? Sure, give me some. Mine before I turned 25 was I had to do stand-up. Okay. So now I do that every week. Nice. Then there's the two kids I sponsor for athletes. Joey wants to put on 15 pounds.

Simple. Jake wants to have a job um by the time he graduates um morgan um let her episode rest in peace um wants to be an established coach somewhere and then study abroad or like teach abroad. Oh, shit. I didn't know these were life goals. Yeah. Well, they don't have to be life goals, but like something you like. I've always wanted to do.

Yeah. I want to get into the operators union. So right now I'm in the laborers union. Okay. That's a good one. Very good. And it's something I've been trying to do. Yeah.

And not working yet. It's tough. But before next year, I would love to do it. Yeah, that's a good 26. But 25, you've got four and a half weeks. Yeah. We better book a trip soon. Dude, actually, perfect day.

Early morning, fall, nice air. We skydive into where we're watching football all day. Nice air. We skydive into where we're watching football all day. And they have. The thing in. I went in at the one in East Troy. Okay.

And it was good. But I just had that feeling of. It is fucking scary. Oh yeah. This is why I wish. I wish this fucking court didn't get wrapped around me. Because I just wanted it to be one and done. That's what I told myself the entire time. My dad's done.

He says you have to do it. You have to do it. But it's done. He says you have to do it. You have to do it. But it's so much better if you haven't done it. You just don't know. I know exactly what's coming. I get these adrenaline rushes. So it doesn't. It more so scares me.

And it's actually one of my goals. I talked about when I did my solo episode last week that I want to skydive out of a military plane to the song oh yeah yeah um it scares me more what skydiving successfully would do to me um being like a little bit of an adrenaline junkie because like when i went cliff jumping i went from all right the first one scared me. I did it. Immediately, I go, we're going higher. And then I'm like, all right, this is the highest we can go. Let's push it. And then I went even higher, almost like I was jumping off a tree into this, like, basically this hole of this can. And when I hit the water, my leg slid across the wall.

So like two inches to the right, I would have put my leg through my throat. Oh my God. But I was like, and then I was like, I'm done. But I was like, if I, until I have like that, if I went skydiving eight times

and I was like, all right, higher, higher, higher. That ninth time, what happened to you happened to me. I'd be like, I'm done. But if I had it successfully, I'm like, i would turn into be like you know what i want to be the guy that jumped from space with no parachute and then just like into a net like really michael why you were tandem a guy was strapped to your ass last night and you want to jump out of a fucking balloon from space but yeah why not oh my god that is the craziest shit it's nuts

but all right skydive i might look into some of that tonight while these are uploading um and then yeah the operators union cool i'd heavily think about it i know you would i'd be scared but i would be i'm gonna be fucking terrified it's scary absolutely terrified i would rather you tattoo my face right away the plane rides bad but it is nothing compared to sitting on the edge do they really go on two two i can't even remember i think i actually can't remember you i would black out for the first part of it. I remember the feeling. I was sitting off the edge just like this.

And it's different for everybody. But sitting, my legs dangling over and the guy's standing up. And I remember thinking, like, I know I can't reach out because I don't want to fuck this guy up. Yeah. But my body is telling you like yeah what are you doing oh yeah you are you can't even see the ground well yeah i think i saw a video the other day it was like we're naturally afraid of two things and it's heights in the dark just from like evolution yeah like we're afraid of what attacks us in the dark and if we fall

from somewhere high we don't make it out usually yeah so the fact that we're jumping out of a plane is fucking crazy it is it is crazy but i i need to do it again i have been put i have to do it like i really want to start checking some more things off here yeah and if i almost die i got a bit to tell later that friday yeah so all right thanks for doing this again uh Of course. Hopefully I can find more people I want to talk to besides just you and myself. It's alright.