Fat Chance Podcast - Ep.32 - Jack Piper

Episode Date: October 7, 2021

How quickly can you burn a bridge?

Are we on? I'm just talking to it, I'll let you know. Are we on? I hope, I hope to God we are. You have to talk in your mic. Hello, hello, hello. Hello. Yeah, it's working.

We're good. I think it's working. No. It works. Hello. Do you see the lines? Oh, okay. What's the top line?

That's my line. The top line is me the bottom why is mine bigger because you are a bigger dude wait a minute hello hello all right that's not bad i truly though i do like i might do everything from here now we just we just need to get a spotlight because although izzy saved us switching the lights basically kept us from doing it at your kitchen sink yeah well you have a nice little trend going with like your your garage the garage yeah i eventually want to move yeah but maybe i'll just take a picture of it i'll put in the background when i do move but it did save us from

doing it at the kitchen counter which would just be blinding lights in the background when i do move but it did save us from doing it at the kitchen counter which would just be blinding lights in our face yeah i think you were game in heilman i saw it when your first couple first three heilman's apartment gains basement and then chad fry's basement and to be honest i hate moving this equipment which is why i wanted to do it my garage tonight yeah i mean like you be talking about the price of these. Microphone to your face, buddy. I'm not used to this. Yeah.

You're going to stare at your lines the whole time, aren't you? No, I'm not. It is kind of, like, pleasing to watch, though. It's, like, just soothing. But, yeah, hey, it's good to be back, man. Yeah. Is your girlfriend making you nervous right now? No. No. I your girlfriend making you nervous right now?

No, no, I'm not like that. Because you keep bringing the mic to your nuts that no one can hear you like this. All right. I just got it. Well, last time we just had the sound. Yeah. Well, last time we had the microphones that are right in your face for you. Yeah. That's why.

But I can't. Unless you want to clip it to the couch and hold a microphone stand. This is way easier You're still doing it No, we're not I'm gonna check these and i can always just edit everything out too um no last time i you did this we went it was the first time we actually like really hung out hung out and the whole time like we're going out after this right i'm like dude that's the plan that's what we do after every episode i go out with whoever i do it with unless it's during the week.

And I'm doing it with a teacher. And I'm like, yeah, I'm not going out with you on a Wednesday when you got to go teach fourth graders. And that's definitely been like your trademark too, I think. But I have a good question because I was thinking about this the other day. I was watching your other past ones. Have you ever had one that you didn't drink on, like on a weekday or something? Or like someone didn't want to drink or didn't prefer it um that people didn't want to drink on did you ever not drink during the interview or during the podcast yeah yeah i've not drank during a lot of them and do you prefer to drink during it or is it easier for you like i don't i think um i don't really prefer one or the

other i think when we do drink it's usually usually like it's a more planned out one. It's right before the weekend. And I'm like, all right, I'm really excited for it. So I think it just coincides with – it's not like I'm having more fun because there's alcohol involved. I've had plenty of fun without it. It's just that usually when we do drinking ones, it's right when the weekend starts. Yeah, and you're probably busy. And then I'm like, all right, we've had this planned since.

You and I have had this planned since what, last week, Tuesday? What? You and I have planned on doing this since last week, Tuesday. Yep, and I'm glad it worked out, especially like I was going to go to your garage. Closer to your face. Basically just have it look like you're about to suck on the microphone like a penis. Jesus. Yeah, I know.

Well, now I'm looking at your microphone. Is your microphone on? Hello. There you go. It's on. Yeah. now I'm looking at your microphone. Is your microphone on? Hello. There you go. It's on. Yeah. You can hear me now, people. Yeah, just do one of these, and then you drink with the other hand.

Come on. This isn't your first time doing it. Speaking of first times, last time we did this together i got into some trouble we went out together we went to first time i met izzy okay yeah i need to tell the story this is a perfect one do we tell this one though yes i mean i feel bad i feel like buddy right here i know this kid could still kill me no no no no are you still friends with him i am yeah boy chris i didn't say we should drop in names no it's okay um he doesn't listen to this no no but he

he's my boy i mean i'm not gonna talk shit about him because he's my boy but i mean you have i think you need to tell the story it's not like you did anything wrong i did you don't think i did anything wrong no he admits it back then like he was too he was just drinking a little too much. But it, like, emotions were, like, you know how men are. Like, it just, like, it just happens. Yeah, but I've met a lot of men in my life. That sounds a little weird, but plenty of them.

And I have never seen a man act like that before, ever. Well, I mean, I think you just got to say it now. Like, your list is running low. Yeah, no, I know. But, so, basically, after the podcast, we had a fucking whirlwind of a night after. We went to what? Tried to go to the dive bar by Izzy's place. Wasn't open, so we went to a random one.

Met, I think, a discharge vet, and not honorably. No, not honorably at all. At all. And got some questionable things from him he was telling us these stories i was you and i were drunk enough we were just buying shots for each other drunk enough where i was like this guy should come on the podcast and he goes i definitely come on here's my number but you have to change my name and blur my face out i go yeah i don't know if this is a good idea the next morning you're trying to be nice about it like yeah it's all good no at the time i go this is fucking gold and i know like all these people especially your viewers watching your podcast like you know when

you're like a little too confident after you drink and drink like you can say stuff that like usually you won't say like when you're sober this is one of those times because like he was being nice on top of that but also being like like, hyped about his own podcast that he started and, like, look at him now. But, like, this would be the perfect guest to have on your podcast. It'd be great stories, but I also think the FBI would be knocking on my fucking door. No, it was for sure, like, sketchy. And, like, I usually love that shit.

Like, I love – Yeah. I'm comfortable with being around uncomfortable, like, circumstances. And this was definitely one of those moments. So, like, I was still sketched out like this is the type of guy that like you don't want to fuck with one and then two like he's got stories and stories you're like where do i go from this so like we didn't know how many to believe either and so that's when like chris came in and because he's also in the military introduce you to like great guy by the way i really introduce you to, like, great guy, by the way. I really liked him. I thought, like,

I was like, we hit it off. I was like, he's a nice guy. He's a lot of fun. Oh, he's my guy. It was a great, great time. And I still have no problem with him. Yeah. And then after,

we got some questionable things and very tiny. Dude, by the way, do you not remember seeing a legit drug deal happen with the bartender? Like, a guy walked up, he goes, here's,? Like a guy walked up.

He goes, here's like a brown paper bag. Just snuck it underneath the bar. Like you said, this is a crazy night. Like a whirlwind of just situations and emotions just mixed in together. Yeah, I was like, oh, okay. We leave. We go to Izzy's apartment. Was it your birthday, Izzy?

No, it was like a housewarming party. Housewarming party. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we are what? Like the last ones to leave. You, me, Izzy, and Chris left to go pick up the girl he was talking to. And we're like, all right, we'll meet you at the bar. We stayed late enough. What you laughing at, Izzy?

So we stayed late enough. They were like, let's just textris and have him come scoop us it'd be a free uber ride his bends yeah or no bmw he's got beamer nice one it was a really nice car um and he picked us up we went to the bar and it just went downhill from there wouldn't you say so is he real downhill after that yeah i i mean I think it was, what, 15 minutes. 15 minutes into being at this bar. Around there. And I think this man wanted to kill me.

I believe it was the upstairs McGillicuddies. Yeah. And so, yeah, this guy brought this girl. Chris brought this girl. He really probably didn't even know that much, knowing him. But she was just being nice to me that's it i was the only one without a fucking date and she just was talking to me at the bar next to we already said his name chris um and he just he looked at me he goes you know

i'm right here and i you know when you say that and like someone's talking to your girlfriend like you would say that if someone's talking to izzy and you'd be like you know i'm right here. And you know when you say that and, like, someone's talking to your girlfriend? Like, you would say that if someone's talking to Izzy. And you'd be like, you know I'm right here, Michael. And I'd be like, yeah, joining the conversation knowing it's a joke. Yeah. And I thought he was kidding. By the way, we were talking about high school sports for five minutes. Five minutes.

High school sports. Like, the most stereotypical. Close the ear book. I don't know what to talk about. That would be that guy that talks about his high school sports with a girl. No, I don't know what to talk about exactly that guy talks about his high school sports with a girl no i'm playing um and he just went off he goes why are you hitting on my girlfriend in front of me first of all you're not dating second of all i'm not hitting on her i just told her i was a terrible football player. I literally was like, yeah, I did not start.

And you thought that was my go-to pickup line to get someone's girlfriend? I would have led with, like, I have a massive cock or I make six figures. Not, I was the backup cornerback. I started as a placeholder my senior year of high school. Are you kidding me? No, yeah. I mean, he was just – he's a very protective dude. But like I said, going back to it, it had to do with alcohol.

That starts with alcohol. You know, like if you're – men just get overheated. They get high. Like I've been there. I'm sure you – No one has ever in the history of men been where he was at. Oh, not in this situation. This was ridiculous. But like I'm saying in situations like people's emotions get a little like uncontrollable when you drink beer all night and hard liquor.

And so that had to do with what he was – like this situation. Like if he was sober, this would never happen. True, true. But the thing is like it only got worse because he left. And you're like, I'll go talk to him. And I'm like, all right, he's going to come back, calm, like, have calmed down. Because she's actually like, he is not hitting on your girlfriend. And then he came back and it was worse.

Yeah. He's like, fuck you. And then he really left after. And then he's like, offer to buy her a drink. She said, no, I'm fine. She has a full drink in front of her. Do you want a drink? She's like, no. And then I started hitting on her and then yeah we'll just leave it at that but it was

i mean he he talked that one into existence yeah i i mean i wouldn't even think i started hitting on at that point i just actually was like i can actually talk to you now and the weirdest part is that you guys like like i thought like when i introduced you to that night like you would like like i thought i was gonna have a new friend great time like it really was like they were like getting along like that and just the weirdest part is like we don't like talk about this like how about me how about me being in the middle like knowing that me and you like i've obviously like just i've always been pretty we have like really good mutual friends best friends and like knowing each other and then i have this new friend, Chris, that I love. It's just weird for me to be like, oh, no, you're fine.

Oh, no, you didn't do anything. No, you didn't do anything. No, she's not hitting on you. It was just so weird and awkward for me the whole night. I remember the next morning I woke up and I'm like, I can't believe that he did that actual thing. I couldn't believe that happened when I woke up either. It was like 11 o'clock. I'm not kidding, guys.

It was not like a 2 a.m., 3 a.m. thing. It was 15 minutes. It was early, like. 15 minutes into. I don't even. Because I invited Heilman to join us. Heilman hadn't even gotten there yet. Oh, did he join us there?

Yeah. Yeah, he did. He didn't even get there yet. He's like, what the fuck happened? I go, I met a girl, I guess. Yeah. Because he's not here. Well, that's the thing.

Like, when he left the first time I'll never forget this she because it was so loud in there she came around the table and sat next to me I go this doesn't look good okay if he thinks we're hitting on each other and now you're next to me like get on the other side of the table before he kills us what it comes down to is the girl man the girls are yeah, girls put, make you, uh, it's the love drug. It's a,

it's a coherent blackout. A hundred percent. It, she goes, I just didn't want Chris. Like, you want what you want. Oh,

fuck. Yeah. I don't need to hear that. Um, I mean, I know more obviously, but like, that's not meant for the public, I guess. That's fine.

Oh, we're spilling. But, yeah, I still kind of. Do you need another beer? No, I still have this one right here. I'm kind of milking this one. I need to start pouring it on. Yeah, and you want to have drinks out after? Hey, by the way, I just moved to Bradyady street so i want to take him out after yeah because

i haven't lived here my entire life and haven't been to brady street well i know you've never been to brady street i have that was making funny oh okay but i'm saying i moved here so i want him to yeah i know we'll go i guess that was kind of dumb of me actually i want to show you around your hometown how old are you again you're 25 yeah i forget you're almost two years older than me i turned 24 soon, but. Yeah, I'm old as fuck. Although I have a friend that just turned 26, and I like to tell her if you round up, it's 30.

So she hates me. Why not? Oh, I was telling you this. I reached out to this guy that makes sandwiches on TikTok. Of course, like. And he replied. I was saying, sandwiches of history guy. I told him to make a grilled cheese with jelly on top.

Literally the first comment was him. He goes, what kind of jelly? And would jam be okay? Wait, restart. What was this? Too close to your mouth. Like you're sucking on a dick. This has to be close enough.

Look at this. Oh, shit. You were the bottom dude yeah uh so the whole time i mean you're not bad yeah but no so i've been like starting to scroll through tiktok a little more and i the other night i just came across this guy who is making sandwiches and i got obsessed with him he just found this like old-timey cookbook has one slice of white bread cuts it in half in triangles and goes i'm gonna try one of these sandwiches he likes like all of them half them look disgusting so he rates basically after he cooks them yeah

and then eats it he's like i like it and then he'll plus it up a little bit does he ever not like something a few times i've seen i haven't watched all his videos but the the half hour i watched his videos at like midnight two nights ago it was enough for me to give him a shout out in the episode and yeah he replied and i hopefully hopefully he makes a video making the grilled cheese with jelly have you ever tried grilled cheese with jelly? It sounds fucking phenomenal. You ever have cheese and wine? Exactly. It's a white trash cheese and wine. I compared it to a trailer park cheese and wine, um, wine and cheese. I don't know why I'm doing cheese first. Um, but yeah, it's fucking good. I recommend strawberry if anyone tries it. It took me forever me forever not forever it took me like a

night for my buddy to convince me to try it i did and i haven't looked back i try and get everyone to try the grilled cheese and jelly now and you even tried it i have it's fucking good why would i recommend it if i haven't tried it grilled cheese and i mean i'm not a picky guy so is he i'd probably like it. Do you like jelly? Do you like cheese? Do you like white bread? How does that go together? But, like, why can't I?

I've never tried it, so I'm not going to give a shit. Maybe if you weren't looking at your phone, you'd hear me compare it to wine and cheese. No, it was about the podcast. Were you texting Chris? No. Tell him to come over. No. Let's hash it out.

I really would love that. Trust me. That episode will be 10 minutes long. Strong will. He will hold his ground forever, which I love about him. But sometimes he'll never talk to you again. I promise you. I promise you. He blocks you when you're in an argument.

Yeah. Wait, he blocks me and stuff? No. No, but you really don't want to talk about that in the podcast with, like, my friendship with him, you know? Eh, don't worry about it. We're burning bridges here. This guy over here, John Mack, will definitely say something. He hears all this, but it's okay.

I mean, hey, Chris, I love you, man. You know that. I will take a fucking bullet for you, but he knows that. So, um, as I would do that for you too. Yeah.

Yeah. But he is. So he seriously probably will never talk to me again. I mean, you won't see him. It's like, I don't know. Are we going to see him out tonight?

My man though. I congrats to him. He is next. He's in the coast guard and his next place that he's going to is london oh that's sick he's gonna have his time i have no problem and i will be visiting the best um why can't we be friends man no i i mean you're a nice ass dude and he's a nice ass dude not really i just think he loves he loves to like just you know he just stands his ground and i kind of love him for that sometimes in like different situations like he's just he's a great guy which kuski i know you would totally like like i know you you would like want to be friends with him again but yeah i have at the end of the

day like he's never thought about that girl ever since you haven't thought about that girl ever since i actually have her and i've kind of been in touch like every once in a while. Oh, my God. You're making this podcast hard, man. Like, I feel like I'm getting a few. No, not in touch. She reached out because my, like, that one video that did well for me came across her page. And she's like, looks like it's going really well for you and stuff like that. So now that you're famous. Oh, good Lord, no.

Come on. She's a very nice person. She is. She was just on Barstool actually for what uh she was on the dog walker podcast or something like that i have never heard of it but um i'm gonna put it no i watched the clip and apparently her friend doesn't have a voice for the last like couple days because she went to a pitbull concert which by the way so jealous i haven't gone to a fucking pitbull concert for a pitbull concert oh let's fucking hear it after you're done shoving your mouth with not only is the microphone at his nutsack he's just filling it with tobacco um no so going back to people like you're just saying uh so we have

in my hometown Naperville, Illinois That's where I grew up and stuff Yeah You know like the roots and shit Can't even forget it But we have a rib fest every year In the summer

In July It's a really Just a Pretty Really big thing actually Around the Chicagoland area Like people come from town to town Like around the suburbs

You say the Chicagoland area Is that a thing? The Chicago suburbs Oh Chicagoland Yeah we call it the Chicagoland area Okay I didn't know town like around the suburbs say the chicagoland area is that a thing the chicago suburbs chicagoland yeah we call the chicagoland area okay i didn't know that yeah like the suburbs chicagoland i'm not gonna i'm not one of those guys to say i'm from chicago okay because i'm not yeah i don't like saying i'm from milwaukee it's just like it's just easier when someone's not from dude being that guy from neighbor but i think i just know so many people from illinois that neighborville like i'm all right, you're not from Chicago. But it's one of the, if you're from neighborhood, you're like, you're going to get shit, you

know, just from like, but if you went to a random state and someone's like, where are you from? And you said Naperville and you'd be like Chicago. Yeah. But you say that, but like to go with this stereotype of, I'll give you an example to give you the stereotype of Naperville, Ozark you know the show ozark yeah the family like uh the bird family wendy bird and marty bird they're actually portrayed to be from naperville in the show before they move to those arcs really i've seen like the first couple episodes of the first season so So, it just, we've, the stereotypes go through Hollywood.

That's when you know, like, you just, we can't even get away from it. Like, I was talking to her about it the other day. It's just absurd. Like, just the stereotypes. But going back to it, talking about Pitbull. We have a rib fest every year, and we have some really famous people that come through. And one year, it was Pitbull. I'm so fucking jealous. i always say my guilty pleasure

concert would be pitbull for sure i was trying to be the cool like high schooler like oh this guy sucks you know like no no list i had one of the best times of my life i was hammered like you know like what senior in high school freshman in college whatever it was that year and just with the boys and we thought this guy was just going to like, he does well, but we didn't think we were going to have that much fun. We had so much fun. We were there the whole time, obviously.

Hotel room service. Yeah, Eric Church was there the year before. Oh, I thought you were going to say Eric Church Open. I'm like, that would be an electric concert. No, but like Pitbull and Naperville, that's pretty big. Eric Church and Naperville, that's pretty big. Yeah. They get big people to come here. Iille, like, that's pretty big. Eric Church in Naperville, that's pretty big. Yeah. Like, it's, they get big people to come here.

I mean, they, like, I'm sure they pay him a big buck. Well, what's the population size of Naperville? 200,000. Is he? Is he? What's the population size of Naperville? We have another faux producer. It's like the third time.

I think Morgan's been one. Morgan has? Yeah. Camry's been one, but Camry's never allowed to do it again. There's a fine line between you can talk whenever

and then Camry. Camry didn't shut the fuck up. Yep, there you go. Where are you going? You need a spitter, don't you? I moved your spitter, didn't I? I can't. I don't care. I just can't be that guy that swallows it you can't you can't it's like zins okay it is spit free first time i did i don't do tobacco well do you have the neighborhood population real quick

150 000 what's the Milwaukee one? Okay. 150,000 is a big fucking town. That doesn't surprise me. You have six high schools. Naperville Central. You have six high schools. Yeah. Naperville Central, Naperville North.

We have Waubonsie Valley, Neuqua Valley, Matea Valley, and then we have Bennett Academy, our private school. So if you're looking to move to Naperville, there you go. Six high schools. Well-educated. I wouldn't really recommend it. move to neighborhood, there you go. Well-educated. I want to really recommend. Um, but no,

the Zen thing. So first time I, I, okay. I don't do, uh, I don't chew like regular tobacco. Cause my dad did it growing up.

And the amount of times I've actually taken sips of his like dip or I've actually like sips. Yeah. I'm an idiot. Okay. Wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait. Hey, rewind, rewind of his wait. Hey, rewind. Rewind. Of his dip spit. Of his dip spit. Rewind.

Yeah. What did you just say? I've actually taken a sip of his dip spit. And how was that for you? It wasn't good. Like, how'd you feel after? Did you get buzzed, kind of? No.

It doesn't even go, like, down. You just sip it and you're like, that's not water or whatever you thought it was. Because it's in, like, my dad, when I was younger, used to have these, like, big cups of water that just, or gin and Sprite laying around. And so I have, my first sip of alcohol was definitely gin, and I've had dip spit. Because you just, when you're younger, I'm like it's a i'm assuming it's a water cup because gin spray is a clear drink so and your dad's like it's water if it's late at night you're gonna be like you don't tell a six-year-old i'm getting drunk tonight because you annoyed the fuck out of me today so i'm like oh you're running around like your dad was probably chugging beers when he when he was giant water cup with ice after you're running

around playing football inside with your brothers, and you're like, that's weird water, Dad. Or you just grab one, like, not a lot left. I'm like, that's dip spit. But I don't, that's why I don't chew, is my dad doesn't. It's like something that has repulsed me. Alright, that's fair. My dad never chewed. So, when I was introduced to Zinn,

because I've always wanted to try it. Like, I like trying things. So I'm like, all right. They're like, Zinn does the same thing, but it's not tobacco. It's better for you. I'm like, let me try. I was like, I'll try one.

I did it at, I might butcher this event, Fiddler's Green in Denver. Saw Dierks Bentley concert. And it's one of those things that, like, what's the one in Milwaukee here at Summerfest? Whatever. Dude, I'm not from there. We have lawn seats. We have lawn seats. So, like, you're kind of on a hill.

Even Alpine, okay? So, like, you're on a hill when you see Zac Brown and Dave Matthews. So, you're, like, leaning down. Yeah. Dude, I thought I was going to roll to the fucking VIP section. So I took one step forward and I thought, I think my body just, I stayed up, but mentally I was in the front row. I was like, I'm doing somersaults all the way down the hill.

I walk right to the bathroom. I'm like, I might throw up. Yeah. I now understand why people say they throw up when they do zins. Was that on Shure's zin? Okay, so. By the way, I didn't throw up. Came back.

And they're like, how are you feeling? I'm like, I'm actually pretty good. Like, it took me two seconds. I was fine. They're like, do you want another zin? I go, yeah. You fucking put another one in my mouth. I'm like, dude, you are dumb.

And then I was, then I just like, I was in for like a few seconds and then I was just putting it in the front of my teeth. Man, put another one in after he just, one of my words, just said I wasn't smart. Zins, like,

I would say zins are, yeah, you can have a bad reaction, but like with Depp and like chewing tobacco, it can be way more serious in my opinion. Where the fuck did I put my beer? That's right here.

When I was a senior in high school or junior in high school before i was even thinking about playing football in college i thought about just going for school at alabama d1 for second place or for placeholder at alabama alabama a lot of friends that went there uh and uh when i visited there uh i had a friend's sister a really good friend sister um that went there and so we visited her stayed at her place and i tried my first chewing tobacco ever you know those southern pieces of shit rednecks just giving me that and i thought i'd try to be cool try to fit in put it in goodbye Goodbye, Alabama audience. Well, luckily it was in the midday when I did it. I had to take an hour nap. I was spinning.

Like, I was spinning. I wanted to throw up. I wasn't even drinking that much at the time. Like, I was maybe four or five beers deep. Like, I was fine. And I was spinning in my bed. Like, you know when you get home and you drink too much, you're spinning in your bed? I had that.

But because I swallowed probably the, you know, like the chewing tobacco, it was one of the worst experiences. Your stomach is just churning. I have not done a sentence. I have not done a pouch. I've not done. Yeah. Yeah.

Dude, I think that's, that's where I think, uh, you got to experiment with drugs, man. You got to, because if you started like this,

it sounds bad, not bad, but I think I said two episodes ago when I had Eric on, and what they're teaching these fourth graders, like social, emotional learning and bullshit like that. They're like, we're going to teach them how to deal with their feelings or how to deal with situations before we teach them school. I'm like, I think how you teach them, let them be fourth graders.

Oh, yeah. Let them be fourth graders because, I mean, experience will teach them enough. That might sound like we're the old heads now and stuff like that, and obviously things will change, blah, blah, blah. But experience is so key. I think that was a good experience for you. It might be a bad experience, but you're not putting tobacco in your mouth all the time now. Nope, not at all.

bad experience but you're not putting tobacco in your mouth all the time now no at all like well nicotine and like when you try stuff like that at such a susceptible age it's a double-edged sword if you like it then it could be a big problem yeah that's i and i just like beer and i fully recognize that yeah but you also learn your limits too when you're like hey um a whole handle is fed because a no-go for me boss high school exactly or like uv blue and gatorade your mom's like why is your tongue blue and you're like airheads i was never on my like some of my friends i didn't drink in high school like at all uh you can count on this you can count on one hand how many times i drank in high school i had the greatest night of my life. Well, I wouldn't say night of my life,

but one of the top five times I've ever been drunk was in high school, though. Tell me about that time. Dave Matthews concert. Oh, my God. And not even because it was a Dave Matthews concert. I knew one song and barely. I knew Ants Marching. Do you really want to hear about it or you want to i mean this is this was this one of your first times that you got like first time i was ever like okay it's always experience man

also when you first got drunk was it off a lot of booze or was it like just one drink because the first time i was ever felt like a buzz it was one 50 50 vodka sunny d and i wrote that i 50 50 sunny d that you never drank before yeah but i wrote that i wrote that buzz for like three hours into summer fest so basically you had like what do you call it is that a sunrise tequila sunrise or just a vodka sun or what do you call those screwdriver screwdriver it is a white trash screwdriver i. I call everything white trash screwdriver or white trash anything. Or you say

it's the roundies brand of this. Just the off-brand. Dude, I think that I think I was watching some of your other podcasts and you kind of bring up white trash a lot. I think you take it as a compliment. You're not white trash. But hey, we live in this country. No, you don't need to be as bougie you can like i think not the worst thing i've done but i've made my own summer shandies out of lemonade and cool light beer

really yeah it's not that bad cool light it already has a sweet taste to it and then you put a few two liters of lemonade in there and you're like and then if you ice it down To be honest, it's probably a drink out there like Peter beer Moses people do orange juice and beer. That's fucking gross To you sorry didn't mean to rub to you. We got a Mexican place the other day and It was late night. So we were done with the bar rider doesn't lose his fucking music here outside your street I'm gonna to kill him. Dude, we get the craziest.

Dude, the church is right there. Speaking of Mexicans. Dude, let me just go back to that. It's not a white person in that car that's behind us, I tell you that. That's fucking for sure. What are they going to do? Cancel me for... Yeah, they might.

You can't put this on social media. Not enough people watch this. I can put this where the fuck I want. You know who's going to take this on is TikTok. Because TikTok... We'll go over what TikTok has taken down of my videos already. But going back to it, so you were just bringing up, like, white trash.

What do you call it? Screwdriver? No, white trash shanties. Yeah. So I went to this Mexican place, and he was like, yeah, I got to show you this drink. I'm like, okay. He was for free, too. So he was like, yeah, make me some concoction.

Or concoction. Concoction. Concoction. Concoction. Concoction. Concoction. Are you? But, whatever.

So, okay, whatever. Dude, I gotta run by a joke by you later. And, like, instead of the vodka, it was Bloody Mary tomato juice and beer. Dos Equis Amber. And, which is one of my favorite beers. That's why he made it for me. And he put this hot salt over spicier salt. It was pretty good, but he hyped it up. Tahini.

And it cures hangovers. Yeah. No, those are actually pretty good. You have had that? Yeah. The stuff that was around the rim, was it red? It's Tahin. It was?

Yeah, it's Tahin. That shit's fucking good. I used to bartend. I'm not stupid. Where'd you use to bartend? I can say concoction. Now, we're not going over that again. KK.

I really miss going to Madison and seeing you at the W. Oh, I don't. Being there with Josh and being like, yo, I know this guy. Look at me in a you at the W. Oh, I don't. Being there with Josh and being like, yo, I know this guy. Look at me in a podcast with him now. Oh, yeah. No, good Lord. We're old now, bro. We're really not.

But we're washed. Yeah, if I went back to – I miss college already. You'll go through a brief period because you're freshly out of it. Yeah, I mean, the money's nice having a job and shit, but like. You have adult money now. You can do things. I mean, you just explained to me 45 fucking life-size posters that are going on your walls here.

I'm like, that's. Yeah, but they're more like, think about this. You know what you had in your college dorm? You'd have a T-shirt you don't wear, but it's got like Justin Fields' number on it, but it's not actually Justin Fields. And then a football you found in the playground. You'd get duct tape number one, and you would hide the zero with duct tape. Your jersey that you stole from the athletic department. A world map out of the textbook you never read.

Intramural basketball. Exactly. You have like one good game. It's like, what is that from? I'm like, I really don't know. I don't even know if it's mine. And then some poor girl's bra hanging from a deer head or something like that. That was my apartment.

That was pretty bad. He had to correct himself. That's crazy. So, yeah, it's a huge difference. But you'll go through a brief stage. You're like, I wish I was back. But to be honest, you really don't because the minute – if you went back, and I know you're going back this weekend.

But you're also going with – you're going with a huge group of people who are also alumni. Me and Jake have said this. If we're going to go back to Madison, and all my friends are like, we want to do it. We've got to have a good group. We can't just go back just us two and be like, you know what we're going to go back to Madison. And like, and all my friends are like, we want to do it. We got to have a good group. I can't just, we can't just go back.

Just us too. And be like, you know what we're gonna do? We're gonna go tear up the W really. You're going to look like the creepy old men. You fucking hated walking through the bar when you were there. Exactly. Heilman's dress to the nines.

And then I'll have one person like you're doing comedy. And then be just like, I hate myself. And then you, you leave, you need to roll deep with the squad. person be like, you're doing comedy? And then be just like, I hate myself. And then you leave. You need to roll deep with the squad. You're like, yeah, we used to run this place. And that is exactly how it'll be when I go back with a group.

Hey, what's Michigan ranked, Izzy? They're ranked. They're going to kick the Badgers' ass. That's what they're ranked. That's a little – don't trust Michigan yet, though. I could see – Do you trust the Badgers? Hear me out right now.

I'm not going to take Madison when I gamble on this game tomorrow, but watch this be the game because Michigan's not – they do not earn that 14th spot yet. This is Michigan. Jim Harbaugh does this every year. But tomorrow they'll probably lose, but I would not be surprised if this is a close game tomorrow after that terrible loss to Notre Dame.

30 – what was it? 31 points in the fourth quarter they had against you guys. Yeah. We know. Two pick sixes, bro. It was actually really hard because I took Madison – oh, no, I took Notre Dame to cover. Keep losing my beer exactly where I put it. I don't trust Graham Mertz, and I don't trust Wisconsin football.

But when I did, it was like when Clement was there and, you know, like Ingram. Like, that was like the years. Oh, for sure. By the way, I feel like we have started four conversations and have gotten to none of them. Yeah, we're drinking. Do you remember any of them, Izzy? Actually, we have finished most of them, if you think about it. Because I haven't.

You remember them all? Fuck. What were we? I swear there was something I wanted them, if you think about it. Because I haven't. You remember them all? Fuck. What were we? I swear there was something I wanted to bring up to you. No, because we were talking. Well, brought up Mexicans. Oh, that's what you remember. See?

That was. Well, we finished that, though. The bloody beer. We finished that. White trash drinks. White. Oh. Yeah, but we finished that.

Did we finish? I feel like. I mean, yeah. I'm all over the place I mean yeah I'm seeing my college friends For alumni weekend In Whitewater And you all know It's gonna be a shit show

Waking up tomorrow For a tea time at 8am Dude you gotta drive to Whitewater I gotta drive to Muskego But It's a lot better I mean it's only an hour To Whitewater

Yeah What time are you leaving here 6.30 6.15 Yeah I gotta be out of here But it's not like I'm like waking up for work You know Yeah No you're excited 6.30, 6.15. Yeah, I got to be out of here at... But it's not like I'm waking up for work, you know? Yeah, no, you're excited.

It's just going to be a groggy first tee. Like, I commute to Chicago every day. So, like, that's a lot different from my work. So, I mean, I'm commuting to go have fun and drinks and golf. Shitty golf. You can golf every day to Chicago? Every other week, yeah. Wow.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, by the way, speaking of golf, I had my best round of nine ever today, right before I came here. Fucking hell. I almost... I wish I was good at golf, but... I almost broke 40.

I double bogeyed the last hole and I got a 40. I was pissed. I was fucking pissed. My average is 100. But we play snake. Well, only nine holes. So... I know what you mean.

So for people who don't know snake, it's just basically the last person of the three putt owes the group of guys or girls. But from what I've seen on social media, girls don't like it when guys golf. Which is ridiculous. Yeah, but I also get like it's Girls complain about guys golfing It's like Guys complaining about girls going to Target It's like you take too long there

It's like you take too long to golf It's You know what It's Everything It all balances out Just Find your middle ground

Wait ladies If your guy's golfing Go to Target If he's At the 19th hole Go spend some fucking money. No, go to brunch with your friends and have your mimosas. Let us just be men.

Go golf. Yeah. Or come. Just enjoy your time with the boys. This is our time to relax. We work during the week just like you guys do. It's just a good feeling, you know be on the links with you with your boys like like just you know just driving the golf cart around having some beers more beers than you even thought you would have and cigars and that's just think of it's just the vibe it's americans

i did tell ryan we're on the course that there's there's a, like, how do I put it? I don't know why I'm thinking about this story. It's such a good feeling when you're on the first tee box and it's fucking gorged outside. And, like, it's fall. Like, today, it was 65 sunny. Not a cloud in the sky. We're on the tee box. There's no one in front of us.

There's no one behind us. Like, we can go at any pace we want. Yep. That's the best feeling. I'm outside. I'm golfing. I have a beer in my hand. Yeah. And I get a whack a little ball when someone's riding like right behind you.

Right. Like just riding your ass. It's the worst feeling. I'm OK if someone's riding my ass because I just like, you know, pass me. But to be honest, I don't know anyone that's really passed me. I don't play that slow anymore. You know, I'm sure. anymore uh do you need another one sure and then the my problem is when you have you know someone who is you know like senior citizens in front of you and you're like and then they won't let you

pass you're like listen if you're looking for the funeral home i'll direct you to it and if you're struggling to find a reason to go i'll give you a reason to go. Yeah. Morgan today asks, what do you mean when you say you guys think you're going to play through this couple ahead of us? I go, it means I'm going to drive this golf ball through one of their heads and then we're going to roll them over as we play the hole in front of them.

Rosie? Yeah. Morgan Rosencrantz. Yeah, they're going. Thank you very much. I would say the Yeah, they're going. They're going. Thank you very much. I mean, yeah. I would say the best thing about Fridays is you work your ass off during the five days of the week. It's not Thursday.

And then you just think about this thing holding your left hand after work, and it is the best feeling. Someone is going to comment on this video that i clip of you saying all i think about all week is this beer and they're like i think he has a problem i mean i don't have a problem what do you do on fridays well i worked all week i've been looking forward to beers and my girlfriend going to the fridge to get them for me while I talk to my friend in front of cameras. It's a pretty good life, man. And hang out with Kuski. Yeah, I mean, this Friday's really going to get much better, but.

I'm excited for this week. I got to, like, my first golf outing is tomorrow. Like, I've never been a part of an outing outing. Like, where, like, the clubhouse is put together. Okay. Like, it was, it wasn't a lot of money and 18 holes early in the morning. We're in the,

we're playing skins and closest to the hole for a few of the holes. And then they have food catered for us afterwards. Fuck. Yes. And then all you fucks are in whitewater. So I got no one else to hang out with. So I think I'm just going to go home. Or how about you meet us in Whitewater after?

There is a fat chance I meet you in fucking Whitewater. Dude, I mean, everyone's going to be there. You know that. I don't. I've been to Whitewater once, and I told myself I will never go back. That's what everyone says. I mean, everyone, I guarantee you, your first time at Whitewater when you visit, you wake up with cold sweats. No, it's a scary thing. When I went on my official visit here, I don't remember it.

Being a recruiter, I had to be back because I got committed there. I was ready to go. I had to show up for camp. I woke up with the scariest as a high schooler. I'd just be like, what the fuck did I just get into? What did I sign up with the scariest as a high schooler. Just be like, what the fuck did I just get into? What did I sign up for here? But Whitewater is just like shitty liquor. The cheapest fucking beers.

Cheapest drinks. Cheapest deals. $5 all you can drink for five hours straight. It's just absurd. And they do it now. Yeah, that's absurd. It's not only Wednesdays now. Sorry, they don't open on Mondays.

How do you make money? It's Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Shout out to my boy Jeff at GZ. I guess this can be kind of an advertisement. is now it's it's sorry they don't open on mondays how do you make money thursday friday saturday shout out to my boy jeff at gz i guess this can be kind of an advertisement and a way to get people there he can today if he has a problem with that he can just come to me because i'm his guy i work there but dude four days a week it's five dollars all you can drink that's disgusting and i really think it's because he's shitty alcoholic i guarantee you i've had my brother came to visit and he was getting like all these reactions to his face because he's not used to it my body has like ingested this

ingested this yeah you don't need the vaccine i don't need the vaccine trust me i went to whitewater for five years yes sir i guarantee it you know the worst part about whitewater is one word backpacks. I fucking hate it. I went, when I went, it was my freshman year. Well, that's because it's like, everywhere you go, it's going to be like that. No. Unless you're in a frat. No.

No. Backpacks? Yes. Dude, I went to visit like Iowa and South Carolina. Well, then fuck Iowa. In South Carolina. Fuck South Carolina. In Indiana.

Yeah. All these big schools I'm saying. Big 10. Anywhere that you're carrying around a fucking backpack to drink i hated it oh it's or i was that guy i hate it sorry i was that guy no i don't but you had to do it that's that's why i got bullied like you had to do it you had to i went for spring splash my freshman year woke up with the cold sweats i go this is done like i'm not coming back here and but i got there i there. I brought a handle of Captain Freshman here.

You don't know to not buy the expensive stuff. So I got, I got the glass handle of Captain. We're going to drink all this, right? People, how you looked at you, like you were a wretch. Exactly. And then a case of Coors Light or something like that. And I go, where do I put it? They go, your backpack.

I go, where are we going? He goes, oh no, you're carrying your liquor around the entire day. I go, it's 7 o'clock in the morning, and I'm carrying around a case and a handle. He goes, drink fast. Lighten the load. I go, this is dumb. I go, there's no liquor at any places. I'm like, no, you're bringing everything.

The one thing I got from a party there like you would have to know someone obviously like that's how it is everywhere you have to know someone if you really want to not bring anything um but like madison there was still like i would rather pay for five dollars a cup and just yeah five dollars at each place and just like yeah fill me up with the keg rather than carry around a fucking case of i would do would do that. Someone gave me Rockstar, sponsored some guy's fucking backyard, and I was like, this is dumb. The first place we went to, there were kids playing catch next door. Children that had to go to school the next day,

and they're like, what are you guys doing? Half these guys are going to black out and throw up in about 30 minutes. One thing about Whitewater that it took me a while to get used to is that you'll have a lot of places, a while to get used to is that like, yeah, you'll have a lot of places, a lot of neighborhoods, a lot of streets that are only college students, but there's like those streets,

like my fifth year on Janesville street, it was mixed between families and like Whitewater students. And we talk about white trash. Like that was it. Yeah. I hated that. That was my other thing is like, you guys are mixed

into a residential neighborhood it was so small town and not that i'm big town but like holy fuck like that was yeah that was eye-opening the literally the first place i go is every house like i was expecting like mifflin street we have like one before i even did the fraternity stuff it was like every house was like all college kids. I'm like, no. I got there. I'm like, how many kids from your college live here? Like, oh, we're the only one on this street. I go, so everyone goes to work tomorrow morning?

They're like, yeah. I go, fuck that. Yeah. I went to Mifflin twice. I think I went to Mifflin two or three times, but it was one year where I went for the whole time. Otherwise, we went just to- It was a great time.

I will say that. I'm not – I think it always rained when I was there. I hated it. Yeah. I mean – But I just went to the bars usually afterwards. It was just because I had some mutual friends. Well, some good friends that were mutual friends.

But, like, Teddy and Bull Payton played soccer there. Chris go there? What? He's from New York. But, hey, shout out Chris again. Oh, man. Chris, I'm going to title this episode after you. I'm going to watch this.

Go for it. What is he going to do? What is he, in the Coast Guard? He's going to sail a ship all the way to Wisconsin from New York? This guy's talking cherry now, Chris. I love you. I love you, too, but like, trying to make a joke here, man. You get where I'm going.

Oh, man. You sail a I'm going. Oh, man. You say people, I make jokes. I make them laugh. Who the fuck is playing music downstairs? Dude, it's a Friday. Let them be. It's a car. It's a motorcycle?

Dude, this is a motorcycle street. You know that, right? Yeah. These could be white people. Motorcycles. Nelly. Definitely could be white people. These aren't Mexicans.

So, I live next to that church right there. And, like, that bell rings every hour. I'm going to get copyright for this shit, for sure. Nah. What do you mean, no? I played a guy's song off Instagram for 30 seconds, not even. Getting hot in here. You've never heard of this?

No, I've heard of this. No. I played a guy's song in the background from Instagram, and they're like, yeah, you're playing Warren Zeter's copyright. I'm like, oh, shit. Did TikTok get you on that? No. Oh, that's what I wanted to bring up, what TikTok has taken down.

They're taking down your shit? Yeah. They've taken down a few things. I've mentioned one of them. What was it? I posted a video of me dancing with Corey's kid, but I was holding Corey Gilberton. Why can't he?

Well, the problem is I was holding him, gilberton why can't he well the problem is i had uh i was holding him and then uh his kid had a firm grasp on the top of the miller light bottle and then we did the ass titties cheer with him um with heilman i'll show you the video i'll show you the video it's on my instagram um bad influence over instagram posted it tiktok was like it's child endangerment minor safety which it is like oh fuck you think i force fed him miller light after that it'd kill him um but i had that one and then i posted another one on instagram where i said happy friday i said i when you walk out of this podcast and i really do hope when you walk out of this podcast today your dick's hanging a little low your shoulders are back your head's held high you look at izzy you look at izzy you say you better get

your head in the game that's the goal i hope she's ready to go out after this too i'm not ready i got ginger what you're on a like fourth motorcycle going past us oh come on eileen oh shit i never got up do i have enough beer for tomorrow oh the vizzies you'll be fine get them after golf our friend group when you get them after golf no i have to be up too early tomorrow those vizzies will work i'll just take those two cases the mems in that apartment. So fun. We got like what? Five minutes before I ask you the final question. The final question

of the final episode of season two. You know you're the finale for season two, right? I do go by seasons. I do. So after attending a lisp abruptly ended because Braxton doesn't like me anymore. You've had him on three times. I know.

This is my second time um and my my buddy connor's like why don't you make it into seasons 16 episodes attending less out of that 16 and i go it's not a bad idea actually and i can kind of it gives me a guideline i can also like give myself a break after 16 straight weeks of doing shit um so i can take like a week off and i wouldn't feel bad um but i i think i'm just right now it's like so next season i think i'm gonna wear all uh band like graphic tees instead of cartoon t-shirts because it looks like a 12 year old um this is my wardrobe it's fucking ridiculous like i said it's rugrats and you want to watch spongebob and that's like your thing

no it was my thing because it's this season i'm not buying that shit anymore uh band t-shirts so i have i banned something no i got i got two on deck i got green day and pink floyd i got to get a few if i i would do like if midland had 16 t-shirts i would just make it a midland season the whole season yeah and for most of the first season too yeah you've you've a lot of episodes too yeah this is episode 32 dude congrats 32 of the second show I have 16, so I've done 48 episodes now total of podcasting. But, yeah, and then I think each season I'm just going to ask a different question. I can't wait for season three's questions because they – ooh, we could do it here.

It would be fun, and we could – You're welcome anytime. We could make – no, no. I could ask you a sneak peek of season three's question and see if it causes a rift between you and your girlfriend. You want to do that? I mean, you can ask me whatever. I don't know if this will get me trouble.

I need to find my phone. Is my phone on the counter over there, Izzy? They're not bad, I promise. But we'll start – we'll do a sneak peek. We'll only do a few of them. It's like a series of questions after you're done with your selfie. No, no, you're good. You'll want to hear this.

They're not bad. You have to be honest. You cannot answer every question that has to do with Izzy. But we're going to start with the season two question. It'll be the last one. Serious question. Yeah. Like actually serious.

Actually serious? Kind of, yeah. Like how serious is this? Not that serious, but like I want you to put some thought into it. Okay. Ready? You're 23, right? Yeah.

When did you turn 24? December 15th. Okay. why did i think about that yeah why did that not come off like naturally so i asked i've asked everyone that's been on here what is something you have to do before you turn 24 oh my i can give you the reasoning why i asked this and what people have said. Yeah, give me a reasoning. I told, so I wanted to, before I turned 24, when I turned 24, I said I should have been doing stand-up the last year, but the pandemic, I couldn't. So I said, before you turn 25, once the year, like, flipped over to 2021, it's like, you need to be doing stand-up.

And I just went and did it and obviously I haven't looked back like I'm skipping I skipped it today which sucks but like this is right now more beneficial to my career than performing to nine people um but uh I've asked everyone what's something you have to do before your next birthday? Now, usually people have like a year, six months before their next birthday. If you can accomplish it. But I know everyone in the back of their head. Two months. Yeah.

Everyone in the back. And I'm not saying like you need to like make a million dollars or whatever. Like skydive. Or like I want to. I would never skydive in my life. But like Braxton wants to skydive again. i want to i would never skydive in my life but like that braxton wants to skydive again morgan already landed hers i think she's teaching a different country next summer podcast yeah uh well no but yeah uh no but yeah i'll explain later fuck you morgan um

i've done two episodes with morgan and neither one of them have been released uh why again i'll explain later i've ripped on her enough is mine not gonna be released no yours will definitely be released unless you tell me to delete it um i'm not gonna tell you but yeah i have like the two athletes i sponsor one wants to have a an established job um by the time you graduate one is a freshman so he wants to gain – or a sophomore, 15 pounds by the season, so he's a better athlete. Nathan wants to spend more time with his family. But, like, something I –

Can it be within this year instead of my birthday in two months? Yeah, we'll do it from this date. You have a year. Okay, yeah. Something you have to do. My brother, younger brother, Drake uh just today moved to italy uh for fashion design school that's actually dope i want to visit him and save enough money to visit him for about three weeks so you want to go to italy and see my brother there and let him

show you around i want but like yeah you want him to show you around my want but like you want him to show you around I want my younger brother that's never went to college or anything to like show me his his you know like I want that

I want to be that guy that gets shown I'm very proud of him so I can't wait to visit him that is actually really cool and he's gonna be I promise you he will be

somewhat famous someday if not famous because of his clothing line he fucked I should have had him on the podcast I'm very proud of him and I'm gonna want to visit him for sure and i know you want him to show you around like you're showing me brady street and just i want to visit outside of just mexico like aruba the caribbean like the hawaii i want to get out of there like you know

and so i want to see Europe and I want to see him and just start traveling the world more than I do. And now that I have this job, I have more opportunity to do that. Oh, for sure. So I can do that. I think that's a good answer. Thank you. That's one of my better answers.

Yeah, I mean, I really wish I could tell you something crazier. No, that's fine. You want to travel? The last three months I have. Travel to Italy is good. Like something I got to do before next year is I got to just book it. Like one of my friends is like, I want to go on a trip before,

or I want to go on a trip without my parents. I just want to do something by myself and go. I'm like, that's a good answer. It would be by myself too. Exactly. Just like go and do something instead of being like, Oh,

one day it'll happen. Fucking make it happen. So, all right, let's cause some problems with your girlfriend. Uh, so season three, All right, let's cause some problems with your girlfriend So Season three I have a list as you can see of either or questions

We're gonna narrow it down so it's quick and we can clip it we can put it on. Yeah, you know the talk of the tick yeah, and Basically I did this thing in college Where I asked my friends what is your ideal person? Your ideal mate. Your ideal person. Who are you going to date? Izzy is not going to look at us during this.

No, I mean, she is my girlfriend. Yeah. And I'm dating her for a reason exactly but but so i will say you know this is everyone's a your ideal person isn't always the person you end up with or you fall in love yeah okay so disclaimer here but also you've asked everyone this i haven't asked a single person this is this will be season three okay i'll do say why are you putting me in the hot spot right now i'll do like 10 of them no this is easy i mean so ready oh no you don't tell me i asked you the questions you give me a quick response oh okay real quick ready yeah buckle up easy. Blonde or brunette? Blonde. Taller or shorter?

Tall. Makes more or less money than you? Less. Smarter or dumber than you? Smarter. From a small town or a big town? Big town. Acts more country or more city?

City. Go out or stay in? Go out. Ass or tits? Both. Blue collar or white collar job? White collar. Travel or homebody?

Travel. Foreign or domestic? Three, two, one. Domestic. There you go. Frugal or generous with their money? Frugal. More or less athletic than you?

Less. Alcohol or weed? Alcohol. Vodka or tequila? Tequila. And literally tequila. So that's maybe a tenth of the questions. Was I pretty good at there?

I mean, you were quick. It took you long on one of them. I mean, that's just a tenth of the questions. Was I pretty good at there? I mean, you were quick. It took you long on one of them. I mean, that's just a weird question. Like, domestic or foreign. Is she white or is she not? Dude. Is she white or was she in that car down there earlier? I don't care.

Both? You're either one or the other. If you're both, you're considered the other one. No, because I don't care. It will remind me I got to run you by a really, really bad joke. Nothing necessarily doesn't matter to me. It doesn't.

No, but hey, you're an ideal person. If you had to pick one, just saying, that's where we're going to go. Oh, I think my answers were awesome.

Yeah, no, they're good. Yeah. I'll read you the rest of them after this, but we are. Frugal loves to spend money. I think my answers were awesome. Yeah, no, they're good. I'll read you the rest of them after this. Frugal loves to spend money. Dude, some of them are good.

But we are at an hour. You got 30 seconds. Say whatever you want to the camera. No, I just want to say it's a pleasure. Hey, Fat Chance Buddy. Hey, guys, I'm not kidding. You see this guy has 7,000 followers already. Oh, stop saying that number. No, hey. It's not kidding you see this guy's 7 000 followers already oh stop saying that number no hey it's not a lot i always do this just imagine a year from now guys um happy for him

seven dollars now he's doing stand-up comedy let's watch for this guy michael kuski out there um it's always a pleasure to be on this podcast and i will see you next season everyone and thanks so much mike that was almost 30 seconds on the dot you should do stand up alright sounds good is that not a I thought that was a hard top we're done let me hit stop