Fat Chance Podcast - Ep.34 - Camri Conley & Morgan Rosencrants

Episode Date: October 28, 2021

A true throwback thursday episode. This was recorded several months ago when I was just learning how to produce the show. Due to a covid cancellation this week, I figured the next scariest episode for Halloween week would be a poorly produced episodes in which two girls aim to prove that the Earth is flat...

picture ready to post then post it i gotta like add some captions well it's too late now i mean yeah we are recording i think i hopefully your microphone works mine definitely does on national to all zero of them it doesn't even look like yours is working. Mine? Yeah. Am I talking too quietly?

Am I? Jesus. Fuck. Hello? Yeah, you were. You were. Mom? Should you stop it and, like, play it and see if it played?

That's what I think a good podcaster would do. Clearly you haven't listened to any of my shit before. I have listened to your shit before. I didn't listen to the one with Brian though. I didn't either. I need to listen to that one still. Really? Of all the ones to listen to?

I know. I don't know why I didn't. I'll listen to it tomorrow. But yeah. I'm't know why I didn't. I'll listen to it tomorrow. But yeah. I'm sorry it took so long. I stopped at Walmart. And then. Put your phone away.

You can have your phone. Where are we going? Yeah. Oh, I'm ready. Hey, subscribers. No, I stopped at Walmart. And I asked the lady. I said, do you have a usb splitter no way she knew what you're talking about she looked at me like i asked her to fly her to the fucking moon well that would be fake i would have no idea what you were saying if you asked me

usb bunch of ports she goes i think we have those let me walk you through six aisles to tell you we don't have them i'm, are you fucking kidding me? So I'm like, all right, bye. And I went to Best Buy and got one. Where's Best Buy? Right down 76. Oh, it's right by where you get onto the highway. I'm going to end up eating all these M&Ms.

Dude, when you were gone, I don't even want to tell you the amount I ate. God's mad at me right now because I fricked up my Lent. While you were gone We really did some Magical stuff on this We did some damage I can't wait for you to hear it Should have had the cameras rolling

I do want to bring it back up That your What you gave up for lint Is less than what you gave up last year Would you like to tell It's not less no it's not listen she gave up sweets after dinner and pizza it's my lens you're screaming in my ear okay so last year so i have an addiction to like sugar and stuff so last year i gave up all sugar completely and i did

great at it didn't cheat it once great. You've already cheated this one. Yes. But listen, I gave up sugar after dinner. And also, I gave up pizza in its entirety for the whole 45 days of Lent. So, the pizza, I haven't. I thought Lent was 40 days. No, it's 45. So, the pizza, I haven't cheated at all. What's 40 days, though?

How long is Lent? It's 40 days though and how long is lent it's 40 days 45 aren't you catholic yeah i'm not so i don't i don't do lent or know anything about it how long hey siri it's 45 days hey siri it's in my countdown did you go to catholic school yeah i went to catholic school how long is lent i got a new 5g it lasts for 40 days don't get me started on 5g i was just bitching about this morning because everyone has 5g and i don't i get no service anywhere i cannot get anything to load on my phone anymore so is lent over on easter yes and it starts on ash wednesday it lasts for 40 days not including sundays because these are seen as holy celebratory days by christians this means lent ends on saturday april 3rd in 2021 the day before easter sunday Saturday, April 3rd in 2021.

The day before Easter Sunday. Yeah, that makes sense. So it's 40 days. In total, it's 45 days. And so like as. So even Lent has cheat days? Yeah. So if you like choose to, you can like eat what you or do what you don't, what you gave up on Sundays.

So for instance, if I gave up sugar, I could eat it on Sundays. Does that make sense? But I don't follow that. Like, I give it up no matter what. Let's just pretend it's Sunday. Except for the sugar, it's just really hard. It's hard because right after dinner, like, I just want to, like, give myself a nice little dessert. Is that why you, that's definitely why you said you wanted a pie before your chicken nuggets? Yeah, speaking of pie, i can't have any speaking

of what pie my parents made homemade chocolate cream pie what's your favorite dairy free and it's so good it's it's really good you're gonna say are chick-fil-a fries gluten-free that's what you can eat them yeah they even have like grilled nuggets. All fries are gluten free. Yeah. Are they really? I don't know. I just assume anything is bread. McDonald's fries have like a weird seasoning on them that has gluten in it, but like. So you can't have McDonald's fries?

I mean, I still eat them because it's just this, like it's not, they're not gluten. The seasoning has gluten in it. That thing you turned off? No,

it just went dormant. So that one will do it eventually? Just so you can have your thing. Hi. Bye. Hello. All right. What was I going to say? I don't know.

Oh, yeah. You watched your video before we did this. I didn't like hearing any of it. I think you should tell the viewers why we're here in the first place yeah well i don't know when i'm gonna post this one but this is the start of conspiracy week i have one other person i want on who you don't know okay probably not as good as he's more but he was uh he's more bigfoot conspiracy you guys are more the earth is flat no gravity if you're about

to make fun of Bigfoot yet you were gonna do a flat earth conversation makes no sense it's the stupidest thing ever you can oh don't it however do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster I believe like Godzilla no stupid too I believe in the Loch Ness Monster, not in fresh water. And I know that's what the Loch Ness... I believe there are things out there that are big like the Loch Ness Monster. So you're just picking and choosing which fairy tale you want to believe in. Do you believe in Shrek?

Okay, listen. I believe things that make sense. The Loch Ness Monster makes sense. I'm not saying the Loch Ness monster makes sense nessie yes and bigfoot it does though like peep there are sightings of it people have drawings of like what they've seen and like verbally and like vividly describe what they have seen obviously you can make that stuff up but like however water is so unknown to us we don't know anything about water so if a lake is big enough for something to hide in it and it's dark enough and murky enough i sure as crap believe in the loch ness monster just as much as i believe in mermaids werewolves you can't tell me mermaids aren't real no

and i truly do believe in witches but we draw the line at bigfoot we have mermaids werewolves vampires iron man loch ness monster but bigfoot not a snowball's chance in hell anyone can dress up in a bigfoot costume and do you believe in the abominable snowman? There are 12-year-olds that put fins on their head and swim through pools. There's not sharks there. Well, obviously, but like... Oh, it's obvious now. But somebody would say that there's a shark in the pool. Because

Americans are just that dumb. You can't say that as we're about to sit here and say shit. As you're about to defend everything. Morgan. Morgan. Not we sound stupid. First step is always establish credibility.

You're off to a good start with. So hold on. Vampires. Let's start with that one. Do you know anyone that you think might be a vampire? No. Or a werewolf? This is what Morgan believes in that a little more than I do I believe that there's like witches

I think that stuff's definitely real Yeah 100% Okay Vampires and werewolves I just think You're a teacher Don't disclose that What do you teach

You don't teach science do you I do sometimes We're learning about matter Like the states of matter Like do you teach? You don't teach science, do you? I do sometimes. We're learning about matter. Like the states of matter. Like, do you ever like pull a kid out? Tell them what your one student said about the flat earth. That you texted all of us about. I did have a student.

So we were talking. We were learning about. This is when I was back in my old school. But we were learning about fact versus opinion. Because we were doing opinion writing. And for like a warm up, we're like, okay, like, what are some facts? Like, give us stuff that you know for sure is facts. People are listing off, like, we live in the city of Milwaukee.

Like, the capital is Madison. Just random stuff. And then a kid raises his hand, call him, and says, the earth is round. I was sitting there trying so hard to keep it together. And I was like, mm-hmm. It was just so funny so funny and I was like I can't believe I teach these kids are you a hundred percent like believe the earth isn't round no neither one of us are don't believe like you guys think that we actually think that's flat I think that the earth being flat brings a good argument to the table okay I really think that they have a lot of evidence behind it.

However, I don't believe the earth is flat. Okay. For the record. Yes. So let's get into it then. What do you have? No, give me your evidence. I'm just bringing my backpack here.

What is it there? I'm so scared. You're fine. Oh, no. It's in my other bag. Sorry. What? Let's start I'm so scared. You're fine. Oh, no. It's in my other bag. Sorry. What? Let's just start with your video then.

So you listen to I'm knocking over the world map. Okay. So this is what. So if you're going to believe the earth is flat, you have to first. What is it called? Distrust and where your source is coming from. Okay. Everything we know about the space comes from NASA.

Everything? Or the government. Okay. So that also goes into a whole, like, the government doesn't tell us everything, which I'm sure everyone believes in. Just continue. I mean, I'm going to let you do your whole thing. This is how you build distrust. You only know what the government wants you to know about anything in general.

So whatever comes onto the news, whatever gets pushed out to textbooks and school and like everything it's literally only what the government wants you to know as far as space you only know what nasa decides to tell you so in terms of like extraterrestrial life it's for sure out there there's tons of evidence which is why they're they just passed a bill that this um cia and nasa have to release everything it was in the covid relief but yes 50 years yeah of everything that they know about extraterrestrial life and it's coming out this time but with your mom distrust do you think you're going to get everything in that bill no well no for sure not so that's the whole thing with the earthing flat moon landing being fake

you only know what nasa wants you to know yeah you only know what they allow you to know that's where you have to first like the moon landing is fake like you have to put i understand you don't think it but puts your mindset in that space like okay yeah we don't know everything like like just like opening your mind a little i'm not disagreeing with that like we have limited sources about a giant area i agree with you there also how many other people have been to space like you're gonna so there's like it could be the only credible source plus elon who might be an alien i'm convinced he's an alien convinced he's an alien just look at his uh i need to not eat his progression of interviews on like rogan he talks so much better and i think

it's because he has more data talking to professional people who talk for a living so he's getting better at it because the first time he tried talking to him he'd ask him a question and he'd go like this well i don't like that at all you just pause i'm like it was like compute compute compute how do i say it a little creepy i was convinced you knew. But continue. I'm sorry. Isn't his child's name like... X, Y, Z, alphabet, T.

R2-D2. Yeah. Okay, so... Never heard of that? It's like X, Y, then like the A, E together. Yeah. A tilde. It's weird.

Two dots on top of... You haven't seen this? He was a child. He was a few. Elon musk child name okay anyway i guess like i can i know there's no progression of how to explain the facts so i'll just throw that that's his name no start throwing the facts at me or the opinions at me how psycho is that so it's pronounced derrick like why would someone

How do you actually It's not actually Derek Do you know what it actually is Not a fucking clue But I think it's like normal There are shapes in there I know I don't know what it is

Q square Eric I don't know I just literally had A heart attack Because I saw A glowing light From over there And my mind

What about ghosts Do we believe in ghosts 100% I don't even But we actually Cannot talk about it I've had paranormal activity Happen to me I saw a glowing light from over there. And my mindset. What about ghosts? Do we believe in ghosts? 100%. I don't even. But we actually cannot talk about it. I've had paranormal activity happen to me. Okay. We'll table ghosts.

We'll come back. I want to stick with the. We'll start with flat earth because we've talked about it before. It's the hot topic right now. Let's just get it out of the way. Yeah. Let's get it out of the way. And then we'll go into ones where we both don't't have strong opinions on we can just kind of okay but i'd also like to talk

about the moon landing because i very strongly agree believe that's not real okay no chance and how did that happen and are you basing all this off of one video you guys watched before we started this no i mean a lot of our flat earth stuff is kind of from that video i would agree i think most of it's from that video most of it is but we go and i feel like i've looked up other things from it okay first off one nasa's never taken getting the whiteboard picture a whole picture of the earth they have come out and said like they cannot like there's all the pictures you see of the earth isn't just like a really zoomed out picture of the earth they cannot do that that. Multiple pixelated pictures together. And they have admitted like they've copied and pasted like pictures because you can see like.

Because the satellite circles the earth. And then because the earth is rotating as it circles, there's like glimpses taken out of it. Okay. So they've never taken a full picture of the earth. I can't believe you're erasing that picture. Your art sucks. It looks like a cat's on fire

okay so that's the first thing secondly wait hold on let me put your counter argument so other people will be like here's the thing yes earth is such a big planet but if we visited other we've gone to mars we have the freaking telescope out in space we go out we've been far enough away far enough away that we can turn around on the way out and take a picture like here's a picture of earth a full one like why would we not get a you know what next time they go up i'll make sure they have a cell phone on them they can just but not even that like we have all the technology in the world right now why not do it we have cars that can drive themselves we literally have robots roaming the earth right now like why can't we just go out there when we go out there to go to mars if we

just landed a rover on mars again when we went out there to go set that up why would we not take a picture of the earth if we still don't have one, like, what's the big deal? Why can't we get one? Okay. Okay. Go ahead. Somewhere in the Bible. Oh, good fucking God. It says something about how the earth is a flat plane with a dome over top and then the heavens rise above the dome.

It literally says, I don't know the correct word for it but it says like it's just a plane like a flat plane and there's like a dome and there's like ground underneath so the bible says we're all part of the truman show i don't know what the oh you've never seen this movie jim carrey yes yeah i've seen that no so there's just it's us a dome and then like except it's like a it's like a circle okay and there's It's literally like that except it's like a circle And then there's like a dome over it So it's like a half sphere basically So wouldn't that make it kind of round then anyways?

According to the bible No because it's still flat I think you guys think that when we say it's flat Like I When you say flat this is what I imagine Is this fucking white No like it's like a circle with a dome on top like like a half sphere or or or okay hear me out this is your affirmament yes they said there's a flat

plane with a firmament covering the plane exactly that yes this is the world, okay? Yep. Here's the sun. What would be up in the sky? Well, it's got to rise at some point, doesn't it? So it goes up, and then it sets. Yes. But it always rises here. How does it get from here to here? Well, no one said that the sun, like, no one said that.

And you just drew it yeah it does that so it now just goes we just cock it back like a gun and then well no one said no one said that like planet orbitation orbit and rotation were a thing in the flat earth theory gravity is not a thing in the flat earth theory god i feel like i'm in a dr seuss book with you dude this is okay so that's second third what are we talking about my trip wait are we putting legit like reason from the bible like that's number two no no no that's not the reason i mean that says it in the bible just like showing like hey ru get off the table so like people from he just wants to be in it people from

before christ time and like when the bible was like becoming a thing they had an idea that the earth was flat like that's the way that they drew it out to be like they didn't think it was a sphere when earth was first a thing okay granted we didn't have the technology we don't have the science behind it i understand that but that is like just like an idea of like where it comes from like why we think that the earth is flat like why some people might think it okay okay the whole idea of the flat earth theory is that the map is what the um united nations yeah the united nations like map is or like there's like slogan or what's it called logo they're saying that is the flat earth map so like antarctica and the arctic let me see that please surround the entire earth i'm glad i went and got this surround the entire earth and that's kind of like the barrier that keeps everyone in

planes are not allowed to fly over those areas over what areas over antarctica and but don't they fly over them? They never fly over the poles. Okay. They are not allowed to. Every flight directs you away from them. I've got to keep it in this. Oh, good Lord. On a flat Earth.

So this is just a circle like... You are not even in the camera or... This is just a... Sorry. A circle flat... It's so hard. Flat Earth. But basically Antarctica is on the outside of it and it

literally just wraps around it wraps around the earth and it counts like cameron said it counts as like the barrier for earth like you can't go past it you can't go in it you can't go over it you can go yeah you can go into it like a certain amount like a certain distance but once you get too far people literally come and get you and push you back out. You can't go into the Arctic without having supervision or someone else with you. Yes. And go on small explorations of it. Give me the whiteboard.

And flight paths, flight plans and stuff, don't fly through Antarctica. Don't fly over it, because if you get too far over it, like, there's the ledge. Like, you'll fall. fly over it because if you get too far over it like there's the ledge like you'll fall maybe it's just not like feasible or safe to fly over because there's nothing there if you have a crash landing is there anything over the water hey the ocean hey

push them off yeah you can just shove them off you listen come here come here i'm sitting right here ruby so you you made it sound like antarctica is it's literally like an ice wall around the entire flat earth and telling the so we have earth and this is antarctica is this no no no no no that's just the bible version no this is this No no no That's just the bible version No this isn't a square This would be a circle A flat circle

Okay Jesus fuck Circle So Antarctica circles around here This is just the covering Oh okay I see what you're saying So it's like this And then there's like a sphere that goes over it. Okay, yeah, I get it.

This was a circle. No. Antarctic would be this white part. Basically what you're saying is we live in a snow globe, and the bottom part of the snow globe around it is Antarctica. Exactly. Okay. That makes no fucking sense.

Like we said, we don't actually believe in it it's just it's these are so fun to like look like think about yeah like it's just like interesting to be like whoa what if it wasn't like this i'm trying to wrap my head around how they got antarctica is the base of a snow globe but then you're not the base you're being so dumb this wait stop i got it it's no the whiteboard the white part is earth the brown part is antarctica yeah and then there's a dome over this no i i get it i'm just trying to see like from like the I get it. I'm just trying to see like from like the map we do have now or the round, but anybody can make a round earth map. But like,

there is like zero correlation to that. Like if, I mean, if you're trying to, how do I put this? The yeah. Anyone can make a flat, like round map, like you were saying. But if there is supposed to be some similarity to it,

like, Antarctica isn't big enough to get around. But you don't know that. Again, you only know what they're going to make. Haven't people been to Antarctica? Only certain parts. They only allow them to go into, like, a little section. I'm sure the government's been farther in but like if you're a common person you're like i want to go to anarchy they'll only

let you go do you believe in lizard people no but we were talking about that the other day okay what about it was it with ryan i think it was with the boys we just think it's kind of absurd that people think that that there are lizard people yeah i like that conspiracy better than antarctica surrounds wisconsin oh my my final point is the trip from the philippines to los angeles yeah you're alaska one where it's like they go from here to here but they end up here they go from here's asia here's the philippines here's alaska united states okay they had to go here's la they had to go from here to here mid-flight

a woman goes into labor so they make a emergency landing in alaska which is on a round earth on a round earth map this makes no sense but if you put it on a like a flat earth map and here's the philippines the way it is is like the earth the u.s has been like that if that's florida this is alaska and they would have landed straight into Alaska. Let me pull up a flat earth map for you. I'm going to say this very kindly, but you draw at a kindergarten level. I'm not artistic at all. This, I wish was a little darker, but what is that? That's the United States

On a flat earth Inside Alaska Okay look So they were going from the Philippines right here You were not even talking Into a microphone Sorry I need to be close to you so we're just cut off for a second

They were going from the Philippines over here right this is the Philippines that's off Asia to Los Angeles and the emergency flight would have landed them in Alaska

before they would have gotten to Los Angeles making it smarter that they would have landed there first on a flat earth map does that make sense now yeah I get what you're saying

but anyone could make that flat earth map agreed and anyone could make that flat earth map Agreed And anybody can make a round earth Earth map though This was around before that fight pattern happened This is the United Nations logo This right here

This is it So all the nations combined The United Treaty that they signed Treaty of Versa-Siles or whatever it is And that treaty Well they can't get an entire globe on the t-shirt That treaty said they signed treaty of versus styles or whatever it is and that well they can't get an entire globe on the t-shirt why not they can't go into antarctica that treaty they made with the flat earth map they signed in like the 60s or something i can't remember when it was

said no one's allowed to go in the arctic the antarctica or the arctic without like why wouldn't they make it a flat earth or a round earth logo. Like, why do they have it? Because that looks like it cuts half of it off. But why did they have to do it, like, flat? You could easily do Earth map. Like that. I think it's more of like a... Why couldn't it have been a flag with literally this? With what?

I can't see anything. Sorry. Why couldn't this have been the logo? It doesn't look good. On a flag? A United Nations flag? See it now at a meeting.

That flag? Waving? That would make sense. No. This would make sense. That looks like a table mat you give to a two-year-old trying to learn

these countries. This would make sense. If you are putting all the nations together, why would you not do it on a round earth map? Why would you put it on a flat? That's just the argument. We're going off

of logo design. You have to read into it. I'm just saying, I think you're too close-minded for this conversation. I'm the one that asked you guys to come on here. I'm intrigued, but I'm not buying the logo argument. So... Or the religious argument.

So we have the Alaska one, which is interesting, which I will look into. You should. And then what was the first one? The snow globe? Does that mean Santa Claus is real? No one's taking a picture of the full the full earth okay moon landing fake fake as fuck a lot of people think that like

that one's like i don't i don't doubt that we've been there since but the first one because it was a race yes because it was a race there's all the evidence from the very first time we were there has been destroyed how do we have archives from thousands of years ago we can keep those safe but we can't keep a tape of us going out into space for the first time yeah there's like in like we should just run through every possible conspiracy this would be fun i'm just gonna rapid fire okay but there's also like in like one of the pictures they took of them on the earth you know how like pictures have like crosshairs on them like the white like like the white are you looking through a scope sure back in the day they had little crosshairs okay um one of the crosshairs

is like behind a person which doesn't make sense because it should all be in front but like they're saying if it was photo if like they were photoshopped into the picture it would they would have put them in front of it if that makes sense and like there's no there's no um there's no wind in space and the flag was standing upright and they said that they put a pole through the top of it which like made it stand upright in space but like it was still waving which doesn't make sense again i i have no idea i talked to my grandpa about it a lot was he there no but he gets very mad when i say that it was fake because he was alive for it well yeah that's a big moment in in history is back when i think people are a little more proud to be you know american um because at this point i don't think a lot of people are. That was a big deal to be number one in just about everything.

Actually, in everything. So taking that away from someone, especially the older people, who are a little more closed-minded than maybe me sitting across from you. No, I talk to him about it a lot, though. Really? You ever think he gets sick of hearing you be like, it's fake, fake, fake? No, we kind of throw it out be like news fake, fake, fake.

We kind of throw it out and we talk about aliens too. See, I like the alien ones. You just, you can't, I think you sound more close minded if you say that you don't believe there's other life out there. Yeah. Not saying they're green. What would scare you? What would scare you more if we're completely alone or we're like the bottom, not bottom,

but we're like, we're not alone. What would bottom we're like we're not alone what would scare you more we're not alone right now that scares you more yeah i think i think alone is scarier i think us being alone is way scarier why because right now that's it we are the only people that matter like we have a purpose for being here like you what being on this earth right now like what is the purpose to live a life like you were granted and given a life however like if there's people out there like you're not that important there's other people who got chosen to be on this we're already not that we're already not that important yeah alone that it almost feeds more into like the simulation theory and all that stuff

because like there's no one else out there. It's only us. Why is it only us? To me, other people, other life out there is a threat to me. That's terrifying. Like I don't want to know. Like obviously I'm very curious. Why do you assume it's a threat?

Just because we know nothing about them. And here's the thing. They are out there and they do know everything about us and we know very little if not anything why do you think they know everything about us because they've been watching us because they're just so many light years advanced than us like from the sightings from reports, they are far more advanced. Their technology is way more advanced. Everything that they do is way more advanced.

They've been on Earth and have left Earth without us knowing, without our government doing anything about it. Why is the government hiding them from us? Because they know that they are better than us. They are better than us. And as soon as the world, as soon as our earth people find out, human beings find out that there are people who are better than us, that puts uproar in people.

Oh, yeah. Braxton and I talked about this before. Most people liked the idea. I'll circle back. I think being alone is scarier. Yeah, thank you for being so invested in your sister all right um i agree with you that being alone is way scarier because then i agree it just feeds into like this is it there's nothing else to look forward to i think it feels more less like you have why purpose if you're alone. So why do you care?

Like, you're going to die. Yeah, but I guess, like, by the time people get off this planet, you will be dead. I just feel like if there's other people out there, there's a bigger purpose. I don't get that. I really don't understand that. I don't know. But you just said we have a purpose. We do right now because we're on this earth. We were our purpose is just to live that's it yes just to live to live but why but why live why why live out there exactly there's nothing i don't know how

to explain it just so are we living for the people in this space we're living out there we're doing to make them proud you don't even know who they are you don't even know what you're making them proud for you don't know why are we changing the earth why why does that matter changing like the upcoming like generations why does that matter what is that up there they don't care and watch aliens don't care about you they don't know i don't know what it is but you just said they're watching us why would they be watching us if they don't care about us because they want to take over us it's more of like uh but if they're so advanced if they're so advanced than us they should have just taken us over already shouldn't they have i just think they're not worried about us but if

they want to take us over if they can watch watch us and they come down to our earth they're probably like wow these people are screwed either way they're going to kill themselves off anyways why do we care but they're on this earth they're not doing anything they have no idea where we are they have no idea what we're doing i think i just think of aliens like i don't think they're all like i don't think they're coming here to kill they're so smart wouldn't they want to be more efficient just get it over with no i think you think of aliens more like not like avengers style like they're coming to kill us and i think of them more just like what if they just want to come and like see what we're like like what if this is their vacation spot and when we get older we'll vacation to mars

what about the idea that they're like nobody on mars what about the idea that it's like us from the future visiting us don't like that one like interstellar so yeah like interstellar stuff which is also a great fucking movie great movie okay but uh here's the thing do you believe that in time travel i don't know and what i think you're gonna i want to morgan said and it i want to believe it it's more fun to believe If you hop on me one more time, I swear to God. You will. Ruby, come here.

You can come sit by me. Beams for attention. Come here. You can come up here. It's pathetic. You sit in your room when everyone else is over here. I want to believe in it, but if everyone... I don't even know how to go about it, because anything we know about it is movie-wise. I don't even, I don't even know how to like go about it. Cause anything we know about is like movie wise.

Yeah. I just feel like, okay. Movie wise. Yeah. Avengers and game quantum physics. Yeah. I was thinking that too. What about it?

You're just like, you can't just say some physics, science, quantum physics are like a real thing. Not that like time travels a real thing. Yeah. Like quantum physics are, like, a real thing. Not that, like, time travel is a real thing. Yeah. But, like, quantum physics are actually, like, a thing. And I was watching this YouTube video of this guy, like, kind of explaining, like, the science behind the Avengers quantum physics stuff. And it was just, like, interesting. And it was just, like, kind of talking about, like, how, like, you can...

It changes time. Like, how... He said that, like, in whatever realm you're in, it changes time. Not saying that we can actually go in whatever realm you're in it changes time not saying that we can actually go in that realm and yeah like the microorganisms living in there it is affecting their time their sense of time that's so far over my head it's ridiculous i know so it's just like thinking it's like hey what if we can actually do that and if you believe we can do it in the future then you have to believe that we're doing it now. Because if people in the future are time traveling, then they're here now.

Yeah. Exactly. And, like, the weird – have you ever seen, like, any of the – they always come up on my TikTok. Like, the weird videos of, like, people showing up randomly or, like, people – Or, like, you see pictures and, like, that guy's wearing, like, a Nike sweatshirt in 1833 or something like that. Yeah. Or, like, the film, I think, is what's so interesting. It's, like, you'll, like, watch something and it will be so normal and then a person will appear out of nowhere and like be on the street yeah it's like stuff like that it's just and i know like you can edit pictures and

stuff but like i don't it's just interesting it's interesting to consider yeah no it definitely is and like the time travel thing is again it's so hard to i swear to god don't jump on the oh i thought he's gonna attack the camera no um i don't jump on the, oh, I thought he was going to attack the camera. No. I don't even know where to begin with the time travel thing because what would be the purpose? The only reason to come back would be to change the future, which means we're fucking something up now. Yeah. But then like, do you play into all the time travel rules from the movies?

Exactly. Don't talk to your past self. Yeah. What does he say in Ungame? Don't talk to your past self no betting on sports games and then fucking what's his name it's just all the back to the future rules yeah he goes are you really gonna base time travel off of back to the future or something like that i don't remember what it is i don't know i would you time travel if you were given the opportunity? I would travel...

No. No. Because I was going to say I would travel to the future, but then again, what if the future is fucked? And then you travel there and you see it and you're like... Then what's the point of living? Yeah. Yeah, no.

I think it'd be really cool, though, to go back to, like, the 1700s or, like, the 1800s and, like, see, like, your ancestors. I think that'd be cool. I would love to live in, like, the roaring 20s and all that. The roaring 20s? Or the 70s or the 80s and see your ancestors. That'd be cool. I would love to live in the roaring 20s and all that. The roaring 20s? Or the 70s or the 80s. Just for like a week. For a week.

You think you could find a hotel to stay in? Well, no, but I think you could figure it out. Really? Yeah. You guys are having a hard time booking a flight to Florida right now? Do you think you can book a hotel in 1920 no but you could like they have hotels you just have to walk in and be like can I have a room with what money your money from the future

isn't it the same exact money does your $100 bill you have now look the same it did I don't have a $100 bill so don't ask me that got ones fives and tens over here, buddy. I was just going to say something. What were we talking about? You were talking about what? I said it'd be cool to go back to see your ancestors, you said.

You've got to go into that. I know. I'm sorry. No, I'm trying to think. I had a thought, and I lost it. Never mind. It was a good one too. Okay, we'll move on.

Alien wise. Like I said, we'll rapid fire. I did bring something for all this talk. If you get underneath the table in that blue bag, the side pocket, there's a, yeah, that's my shoe. We'll just, we'll continue. How about, we'll continue the alien ones if they're watching us there's you'll see it when you find it no mother pocket other side um i feel like you're santa might be in this snow globe of a world i could be santa

what was my thought i'm so mad we could make some hats that'd be great funny um i'm so mad i lost my thought it's gonna drive me nuts what was it regarding why are you throwing my stuff now what if there were other things in there if we traveled back into our ancestors. That's it? No, but then you said. You want to see great grandma Gertrude? Or the 70s or the 80s.

Then roaring 20s. And I said you probably wouldn't even be able to check into a hotel. It was before that. Never mind. Fuck, I'm mad. You think the aliens helped build the pyramids? Just getting right back into it Is that a theory?

We're moving past the aliens We all agree aliens are real Okay, yeah, but to what extent? Have they helped us? Are we alien experimentation? Well, there's the Roswald event Explain I don't, me and my grandpa talk about it a lot

Okay I don't Klaus, do you have Three and a half hours Of free time No Ever Like if you do

There's this podcast Joe Rogan has on Two scientists I remembered my thought It's so good Talks about The Roswell I would like to listen to that

You should submit to me Experience And like Just talks about. Talking about the Bob Lazar one? No. Talks about, like, aliens. And it talks about how that bill is coming out where they have to release all the information.

It's really cool. I think I've seen it because you brought this up to me before. And I pulled it up. And you're like, yes. And I'm like, I've already listened to this. Well, clearly you don't remember it, so you should-watch re-listen to it so there's a podcast called crime junkies okay i'm sure you've heard morgan's heard of it i listen to all the time they just like tell true crime stories but the main girl in it did a spin-off one called

supernatural and basically she it's the same as crime junkies but she does all stories that like cannot be explained that like are just like weird occurrences, whether it's a paranormal activity, reincarnation, time travel, disappearances, anything like that that can't be explained or are just so weird. She reports on them. And they are the most interesting thing. The stuff she talks about with reincarnation and stuff. Give me a reincarnation that can't be explained

i am and i think that's i was talking to ryan about i think that's buddhism or something i just i feel like it's got to be real i i was listening to one this morning where basically these two girls um had these two girls were like killed in a car accident really young at like, or like at like 11 and 12 or something like that. And their parents were like, we're going like, they were killed in a car accident and they tried having another kid. They ended up getting pregnant with twins, twin girls. Long story short, they ended up having the same birthmarks as them

at like the age of like two to like six. They were talking about their past life and like the things they used to do and they would like recognize people and be like oh my god that's that person and like stuff that like one at that age you shouldn't know two like wouldn't be able to that would freak me the fuck out as a parent the parents agreed never to talk about the kids like in front of the new daughters oh like they never were i I think. Like, you guys don't. Holy shit. Are you joking? Do you want water? On an M&M, yeah.

But they, because the dad. But, like, they've never had, as far as they know, they don't have older sisters. Yes, and because the dad, as soon as the parents died and they found out that the wife was pregnant with twins, he was like, it's our daughters reincarnated, like, they're coming back. And the wife got so fed up with it, she's like, stop talking about it. Like, these daughters, like, I don't want our new daughters to know anything about them we're not talking about them and so like and then they would talk about like their older sisters and then like or like that used to be us and like the girl that talks about her name's ashley flower she was like

yes you can make the argument like hey maybe they talked about it and the toddlers overheard a conversation they had one time or whatever but like still it doesn't explain how they knew all these random people from their past life that they hadn't met yet or also a toddler's like brain is not that developed for it to like play off of like one conversation and make it into like this huge could it also be because i mean again you're only hearing this i mean you're not hearing directly from these parents are you you're just hearing You're just hearing these people tell a story. So obviously this is like third hand. You're getting this information.

Could this also be exaggerated? One, to a point. And two, Braxton and I talked about this before, but people tend to like look for signs. So when he found out they're having twins and his first thought were, these are our daughters reincarnated. Do you think he subconsciously is looking for signs that his two daughters did beforehand? And she said that she was like, you could say that this guy. He was looking for it.

Yeah. But they had a doctor come in and like test their DNA. And I was getting ready this morning. So I was like not listening. But something about their DNA, they were like supposed to be identical. Their DNA was identical twins to their older sister's DNA is like relatively. I don't remember. I wasn't listening super closely, but like stuff like like because she was even like

some could say Okay he's looking for science He wanted it to be them But like they brought in like Doctors and like psychologists And stuff And they were like This doesn't make sense

And like she's done another one On like this What kind of doctors Like voodoo doctors Like they The witches you guys believe in With the crystal ball Long fingernails

You should actually listen to it It's really interesting No it's interesting It's interesting yes And there was like Then like she did like She's like well this wasn't the only time this story like reincarnation like has been proven like then she did another one where like this guy knew he was dying of cancer and he like they're a buddhist community and they're like he was like i'm gonna come back as your son and she wasn't pregnant she ended up getting pregnant with a son it was her dad that

passed here son and then he like recognized his like ex-wife and was like that's my lover She ended up getting pregnant with a son. It was her dad that passed. Here. Son. And then he, like, recognized his, like, ex-wife and was like, that's my lover. At, like, four years old. And they were like, weird. Hold on. Like, weird stuff like that. Do you believe in reincarnation? Me? I just, I don't know.

I don't really believe in anything. So if you believe in reincarnation, then you can't believe in ghosts. Right? Well, what if ghosts are just purgatory? Ooh. I don't like that. That's a good idea. What if hell is ghosts?

And what if heaven is being able to come back to someone else? No, purgatory would be ghosts. You don't get to go back to... What if we're in heaven kind of thing? And purgatory is go so like if you did well you get a good body next you do bad you get a bad body that's what i'm saying like that the ghost would be like the hell if you did bad you're gonna stay as a ghost but if you were good you'd be reincarnated to a person yeah yeah yeah do you believe like you could like reincarnate into like

your cat also how you said it was this girl's dad who looked at her i was like i'm coming back as your son like i'm coming out of you yeah fucking weird i would check his history before we believe in the reincarnation part like very weird hey were you touched kind of thing um but you should listen to it it's so it's just weird to think about. What other ones? Because I like that. I mean, again, they're stories of stories. Yeah.

There's like, was 9-11 planned or was it? I don't even want to talk about 9-11. Then we won't talk about 9-11. What are other ones? JFK killed Marilyn Monroe. Illuminati. Illuminati. I'm not into that that but you're into that

i just think i like the secret society thing but i i think there are 100 secret societies do i believe in illuminati i don't know do i believe do i think they actually do a whole lot not really i think it's more um people have them so you can get dirt on other people and then you have just like, Hey, you're an A-list celebrity. You're like invited to this society. Like, I don't think anything really comes. Yeah, I agree. I don't think they go around. It's a status thing.

But I do think that maybe like they have influence. Yes. Like they can say, Hey, us seven or whoever many will. Should we start our own? We should. Yeah. We're the root cats no um is cancer there's a cure for cancer there's a cure for cancer easily what about uh no chemtrails

what is that that i believe i could be so wrong on this i was introduced to the thought of chemtrails right after high school and it was the stuff you see coming out of the back of a plane like is cancer yeah it's a little weird or pollution yeah which could also be cancer so everything is cancer pop tarts are cancer like literally everything yeah i don't know i do think i think the government makes way too much money off of Everything is cancer. Pop tarts are cancer. Like, literally everything. Yeah. I don't know. I do think, I think the government makes way too much money off of cancer research, cancer fundraising. Fundraising.

Everything under the sun. And we have an overpopulation problem. Oh, we out. Excuse you. If you're going to be in this, lay down and don't show your ass to the camera again. So, here's the thing. Like, they just make too much money they leave too many people and cancer gives us money and kills off as sad as it

is enough people like yeah it keeps the flow of the human population just going like i think one of their arguments is that like cancer mutates so differently than anything else that that's why they've never been able to create a cure, which I understand. I don't doubt that at all. But you're telling me after all these years, all these different kinds of cancers. We were shook by a virus and came up with a vaccine in eight months. That's absurd. One certain type of mutation or one stage of breast cancer. Okay, we have a cure for stage two breast cancer,

and you'll never get it again. You're telling me they don't have anything like that. Like, I know, like, chemo, like, is a treatment, but, like, you can still just get it right back. And here's my thing, and maybe I don't, like, pay enough attention, but I've never heard of anyone in, like, high-up government getting cancer like a president previous president like i maybe i'm just like uneducated i don't really know like i am uneducated for sure on like things but like you never hear of like important people getting cancer

and i feel like it's because they have the cure so they just give it to them i'm just laughing at the uneducated comment coming from an educator. I'm educated on, like, K through 8 curriculum. K through 8? Yeah. Oh, 8th grade. I was like, what the fuck? I thought 8th grade.

How old are you when you're in kindergarten? Five. Five? And you teach first grade? I teach any grade. I'm a sub right now. Any grade? Any grade.

No, the cancer thing, I mean, I believe in cancer, but, I mean, cancer spreads. That's why it's hard not to just target one area. Yeah. That's why. I know nothing about it. I'm not. I'm not saying if you catch it in, like to just target one area. Yeah. That's why I know nothing about it. I'm not... If you catch it in, like, a stage one... That's why it's probably more, like, easily curable,

because it's in a concentrated area versus throughout the entire body. Yeah. Whereas COVID is, like, an extreme flu. Yeah. I don't know. What is, um... That's going back to your chemtrails thing that you said.

Yeah, don't quote me on that, because that's probably so wrong. So, what's funny about that is, so, we don't eat gluten. And my mom... Is that by choice or, like, an intolerance? Celiacs. Okay. Which is... I have no idea what that means.

Basically, your body can't process gluten gluten is the protein within wheat so when you have celiacs your body can't process that protein and so you can just keep eating it if you want like get upset stomachs but because your body can't process it it eventually builds up in your colon you can develop colon cancer okay so you don't eat bread, long story short. Yes, but the reason why I know this is because my mom was told, let's say like eight years ago, that she had celiacs, and she was like, how did I get this after living my whole life without it?

Because of all the chemicals and processing they now put into foods, that's why you're seeing so many more people coming out that are like, I'm gluten intolerant or whatever, or dairy intolerant or whatever, because there's so many chemicals and so much processing going to all the foods we eat now so the chemicals are causing a gluten intolerance or something yeah something to that extent or like causing your body not be able to say like this kind of seems like a brand new thing everyone being gluten intolerant it's because of like the way that's what the doctor told my mom at least like the way things are getting processed and there's so much processing so many chemicals chemicals into

your body and it doesn't allow your body to function the way it's supposed to function like breaking down a protein like gluten breaking down like glucose breaking down so the chemicals are giving some people's bodies a handicap when it comes to breaking down certain yeah and eventually it'll happen to everybody yeah Depending on how much processed food you eat, how much, like... I only eat cheese. Organic food or anything like that, like, it depends on, like, your diet.

Like, it's... It'll eventually happen to everybody, I think. Like, everybody will have an intolerance. Everybody has an intolerance to it. To gluten or the chemicals? Gluten to an extent. To an extent. What's the thing with, like, lactose? to gluten or the chemicals? Gluten to an extent. To an extent.

What's the thing with, like, lactose? Like, aren't we not supposed to be drinking milk? Like, we were weaned off of milk as a child. Like, you weren't supposed to. Like, because there's so many hormones and stuff in it. Like, think about it. It's the same. The milk we drink is the same milk that they're giving to their offspring that they're eventually weaned off of it.

Like, cats. Yeah. So, like, we're not supposed to drink it because it's just like hormone i don't know and also how do we have so many different milks now like those can't be that great like that's gonna come out soon just be like almond milk kills something or what i understand is why like if you are like lactose intolerant can you can't can you have lactate not lactate yes that's the point if you're dairy free can you eat lactose free stuff yeah i don't know or can you eat stuff with lactose in it like i don't understand that i don't like what's the difference between lactose free and dairy free i don't know because like my parents get lactose free milk but it's like normal it's not like almond milk or oat milk it's like normal milk

but it's lactose free like is that what people are intolerant to this seems like this just seems like something that'd be like a quick and easy fix if we googled it like a real quick one the difference between lactose and dairy free like we're talking like what am i like it's our aliens real um like how our conspiracies have gone to... Can you drink milk? I can drink milk. Do you like milk? I don't like...

I'm not even a huge fan of milk. Can you have lactose? Yeah, you guys are just... No, you're dairy-free and gluten-free. That's it. Okay, here we go. I thought there were like nine things you guys were free of. The main difference is that lactose-free products are made from real dairy,

while dairy-free products contain no dairy at all dairy-free products are made from plants such as nuts or grains neither lactose nor dairy-free products contain lactose but when you say you're intolerant to dairy is that the lactose or the dairy oh here we go lactose intolerance is caused by not having enough of the enzyme lactase, which is needed to break down lactose, the sugar found in milk and other dairy products. Milk allergy is a true food allergy. Thank you for that wonderful audio. You know you're speaking into the microphone.

I don't fucking know. I don't understand it. I don't understand a lot of things. Most people with lactose intolerance can manage the condition without having to give up dairy products. But then you can just drink milk and take a lactaid and you're fine. I got cheese curds Saturday night. First off, Saturday night, I locked myself out of the apartment. I literally leave Jack and Morgan in Milwaukee.

And I was like, I feel so tired from Friday night wait what oh Friday night was your birthday wait which day was your birthday Friday night and then Saturday we woke up I saw like birthday pictures like the entire weekend I'm like please don't be one of those it's my birthday weekend oh yeah miss princess over here I can totally see it but no so saturday we like go to like to a bar downtown and it's like 9 30 and i'm like you guys i'm so tired from yesterday night i just want to go home and lay down and i was like hey bye so i get an uber by myself leave i'm damn near on loomis and i'm like i don't have keys to get into the apartment so my poor Uber driver

turns around and head back to Milwaukee I call Morgan I'm like I need your keys and she's like she's like we're just gonna be home in a little bit like see if you can like go to Ryan's and just Uber home when you get home I was like perfect so I come around I'm like Ryan I need to go to your house like I have no way to get in right now can I just like go to your house for a couple hours and then when Morgan told him I'll leave and he's like yeah that's totally fine so then he turns back around the uber driver and drives me not to my destination how expensive was this uber let's start there well to start it was only 20 bucks i know but then i tipped him 20 bucks it's like 20 bucks to just go one way you went i know three ways i don't well because he never

had me re-change the address because i was constantly on the phone trying to figure things out so we're just like driving in circles this is hands down the nicest uber driver he was from colorado he's in pa school i know about all about his life he played soccer in college in a school in pennsylvania then went now he's going to uwm like i all about him, but he was the nicest guy. Okay. And I, so I tipped him the bill because I was like,

you, this was what the Uber should have been. Yeah. But yeah. So getting onto the cheese curds, I had two, sorry. I had two servings of cheese curds at the Mecca.

Granted, not allowed to eat cheese or gluten. Both of which cheese curds only contain cheese and gluten. I literally thought I was dying. Did you shit your pants? No, but I... It's got to be like just some nasty gas. Yeah, normally. But I was like, I did not feel great i was literally like i'm gonna throw

up like all the entire night like because i was in and out of sleep could not sleep i just was like i will throw up it was from cheese curds man i think it just ended at that point for me if i can't enjoy a double serving of cheese curds they're so good i haven't had a cheese curd in a year what's the number one thing you miss? Cheese curds. That's it? Yeah, that's it all. When did you guys start doing your...

I started in March last year. And you... I've been doing it for a while. Um, last... Well, she's been... She started over last Saturday. She cheats it a lot. I don't cheat mine.

Like, every now and then I get Krispy Kremes. I just know that I i'm gonna be miserable so like if we have stuff going on like i won't do it like if i have nothing going on on a sunday i'm gonna get crispy creams every now and then you know there's no like pill you can take but that's with lactose you can take lactaid yeah which is what a lot of people that are like lactose intolerant will do and then you should be fine but there there's no, like, gluten. I wish. That'd be cool.

Yeah, I think if I had to give up bread, I would say just, like, aliens take me away. But there's so many, like, options. Like, so many gluten-free breads now. Yeah, but, like, I don't want to have to do that. I got a cheeseburger and fries. I was stressed when I bought your giant bag of Chick-fil-A fries and sauce for your birthday for you. That was great. I was stressed for you that you couldn't eat them.

No. Imagine if it was for myself. Like, you get used to knowing what you can have and what you can't. Like, we can get grilled nuggets from Chick-fil-A. We can get any grilled sandwich because they have a gluten-free bun. Yeah, but no one likes it. I mean, people like it but people like the normal one i know that's why i always eat the fries just the fry i love that you guys still have the sauce you just toss it that would have been a waste actually like i

probably would have tossed it just like in the bag oh no i go there and we'll ask for seven chick-fil-a sauces seven and then they give me two and then i say can i have five more at the window every time i go and i just store them here they have they have to have boxes of those things they're just boxes you can get a squeeze bottle now where in the store no at chick-fil-a really weird off-brand ones at the store yeah you can actually like to be honest i've made my own chick-fil-a sauce tastes the exact same yeah it's just like wet mustard and barbecue honey yeah yeah but no if you go to chick-fil-a you can get a bottle for like two dollars and it's like how big's a bottle really yeah does it taste the same because sometimes when they make it like that no it's

a little off it's so good you know i've only had the chick-fil-a sauce there and how many saw it like i we started on aliens and we're talking about ketchup packets yeah no they have what's the polynesian sauce everyone talks about what is it what is it it's like sweet and sour okay that's what i figured also have a sweet and sour sauce so then what's the difference i don't know i always you can't go there and not get chick-fil-a sauce yeah you have to i saw a video where someone took their chicken and put the, just the, the patty in the bag and put the Chick-fil-A sauce in the bag and the Polynesian sauce and shook it up.

So they coated the chicken and then put it back on the sandwich. I want to try that so bad, but I only, and everyone, I only want Chick-fil-A on like Sunday. Cause I eat very well Monday through Friday, Saturday. I'll do like,

we'll be out come Sunday when I'm like, all right, I can order out food. I'll do whatever. I'm like, Chick-fil-A sounds good. Oh, wait, can't fucking get it. Their business would double if they open on Sunday. Oh, because you know how often I'm hungover and I'm like, Chick-fil-A sounds great. Yeah, that's like, honestly, you could probably do just as well if you were just open Sundays. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. But it sucks because there's always a fat line whenever you go there. Oh, I am convinced. You want to know who's at the forefront of this pandemic? Culver's and Chick-fil-A. They are profiting. They are raking in. I have Monday through Sunday, except for Chick-fil-A,

that line is in a different parking lot. I mean, it is Chick-fil-A is efficient, though. They are quick. I think the Chick-fil-a is efficient though like they're quick i think the chick-fil-a's in illinois though are so much faster like this one right here takes fucking forever to get no it took me two minutes i was in the walmart parking lot the one by your house i was in and out in five minutes there were 30 cars in front of me and i asked for and i quote can i get a shit ton of fries and they're like please

don't swear she goes how much is that i'm like can i get a full bag you know um i can give you like a family meal it's like what's that she goes four smalls i'm like double it and put it in the bag yeah oh my god i mean it was great it was so good yeah i think we enjoyed it more than you did no i loved it no we came home and ate i know we ate all of them yeah i was saving it to come home and eat it and then i come home and they're all gone i was like well that was the plan is everyone would come back and eat the fries i didn't think we'd eat as much as we did before we left and then you guys came on before us there also wasn't that many laughs when we got back there really wasn't they were like it was basically just

like little crumbs it filled the tiny pan and that was it. Barely. Like we had to spread it out. Oh, you guys warmed them up. But they were great. You know, you could go get some right now. I don't think it's, it's only eight. Yeah, but I don't want them right now.

Your tooth hurts? Well, we can call this. So you can go fix your tooth and you can fix a tooth am i freaking dentist i don't know you're you just gave me a whole lecture on the earth is flat and i mean if there's anything i don't know it's dental hygiene not hygiene again so this is where we draw the line with you. Dental. Dental knowledge. Yes, knowledge.

Yeah, I definitely brush my teeth every day, floss my teeth every night. But there was a period there where I didn't go to the dentist for about three to four years. Yeah, as long as I've gone is like two years Yeah, and it really bit me in the batuti Because I was The dentist office I went to in Whitewater Everybody knew me by my first name I was in there almost Every week I would go in there

For a new like Like recovery stage Of whatever I was in And like everyone was just like my best friends in there Like they knew all about my life You went to the dentist's office once a week? Yeah, in the spring last year. For what?

Fall last year. Just to clean your teeth? No, because I had so many cavities. You had a ton. Good Lord. That is like most people's worst nightmare. I dread going once a year. How much do I freaking hate?

Yeah, it's like she likes going. I hate the dentist. That's why I didn't go for four years. Because I'm terrified of the dentist. How much do I freaking hate? Yeah, it's like she likes going. I hate the dentist. That's why I didn't go for four years because I'm terrified of the dentist. It sucks. Yeah. I hate the, I mean, everyone hates that question. Like, when's the last time you flossed? My mom wasn't there to force me to go to college.

So, like, I didn't go to college. Oh, yeah. During college, I think I went, like, twice. And that was because my mom was like, I booked it for when you come back. I'm like, well, mm. Yeah. And then that didn't even work because then I started going back for work. I have to go on Saturday.

But I just don't like answering the questions I know I have poor answers to. It's like, how often do you brush your teeth? I'm like, usually twice a day, but to be honest, Thursday through Sunday, I'm kind of hammered when I go to bed and I pass out. When's the last time you flossed? I'm like, well, you were there. to bed and i pass out when's the last time you floss mike well you were there um it's like it it's those common things like i don't floss like there was a period of time when i was in miami i flossed i think twice a day like it was almost too much i floss every night most almost every

night i need to start doing it morgan coming to the dentist being told i have 10 cavities 10 you had ten at once. I said she had ten cavities. I didn't listen. You listened to your ghost. I have the entire time. I hurt a lot of cavities. Now we're going to take a deep breath in.

On the count of three. One, two, three, in. On the count of three. One, two, three, in. And at the end of this breath, we are going to end this episode. This is what we did while you were gone. For three minutes. We were like, oh, it's so funny. It's like a three and a half minute recording. Did you breathe for three minutes into this microphone?

No, we were doing ASMR meditation stuff. Oh, my God. Were you chewing M&Ms and chicken nuggets in this one? No, we were manifesting everything. But we were whispering. Come here, Rue. Talking corny. We're going to end this.

So I can go listen to it. Rue, give us a sign off. Meow. Meow. Meow. Oh, he's so happy. Someone's loving him. Meow.

All right. And for those of you who tuned in tonight, good night from America and good night from Milwaukee. If you're tuning in a different time zone, good morning, good afternoon. I hope you have a wonderful day today and a great sleep. Good night. And one more deep breath together one two three in and out

yeah we're ending this if we're breathing in it for the last five minutes thank you guys jesus