Fat Chance Podcast - Ep.37 - Steven Cuske & Devin Katzman

Episode Date: November 18, 2021

Here comes brother number two (technically the middle child) and his buddy Devin Katzman. They start this episode with one of the greatest surprises Ive had on the show. I learn Steven is way more like me than I thought and Devin is surprisingly connected with the automotive world.

I drive everywhere, motherfucker. I don't know, out of his way. So like, if I were to sleep at his house, he ain't gonna drive back. He ain't gonna drive back. Not trying to get copyright. Let's see, is mine gonna be loud enough? Nah, I talk loud enough. Well, it's taken a while for you to finally do this, boy.

Are we actually doing, like, is it on? Yeah, well, we a while for you to finally do this, boy. Are we actually doing it? Like, is it on? Yeah. Well, we can start whenever you want. So you tell me when. Once you say when, that's when I'll, like, start editing it on. Sure, when. Are you... Come on, you talk when you're a little oiled up.

One? No. For me? Have one? There's nothing cold that I like. I was gonna... That's why I asked you if you're gonna drink so i was gonna go get uh some of the bush apples out of my room no you had enough the extra the extra yeah the ones you saved up to sell that you haven't sold yet what are you waiting on i don't know i'll probably just drink them bush to. Really? How many cases do you have? Like eight? 17.

17? Mm-hmm. There's 17 in your room? Wow. Plus the three moms. Yeah, that's what I was going to crack open. They're going to go bad before you sell them. They might, yeah.

I almost opened them when I had Kashuk on. Are you friends with Kashuk at all? I know him. Yeah. I feel weird not having the stand in front of me. opened them when I had Kashuk on. Are you friends with Kashuk at all? I know him. I feel weird not having the stand in front of me. But he's like, yeah, I can't find him anywhere. I'm like, well, I know where there's a lot.

It's literally right above me. Who do you plan on selling them to? Because your friends aren't going to buy them. They're not going to buy them from you. Ethan might, towards the end. Towards the end. So you're just banking on your one rich friend to just be like, I'll clear you out.

Well, no, I'll drink the rest. Nathan will. You won't even have a beer with me right now, and you plan on drinking 17 cases of Bush Apple? Before December 22nd. That's when they go bad. That's when it says best buy. What is that?

You've got a month, basically. Bring a case up north. And Kyle. Kyle pounds beers like it's his job. Kyle. Goats. Do I know him? Little Kyle.

He looks like he's 12 years old. I have no clue. To be honest, your and Andrew's friends are so hard to like remember their names like i always remember you and um kyle andrew's friend that's it well you know nathan murphy sean greg yeah but i don't see them anymore right the other ones that are around i'm like i know of them like i think i know i know noah but other than that, I'm like, dude, you could be Kyle. You could be a Noah. You could be another Devin. They're all the same.

It's like a basement boy name thing. You guys all have basement boy names. I guess. I have nothing planned to talk about except for one thing. I do want to review your Instagram. Oh, wow. Well, the only other thing, I have one thing i do want to review your instagram well the only thing i have one thing but i can wait i can wait why well just because it don't

matter actually it don't matter when but do you want to do it now we can do your instagram later no it's basically just like a a why it took so long to actually have this happen you're asking me why it took so long no oh then yeah go for it um well other than the fact that i'm a hot commodity no three months ago right before we went to nashville i talked to somebody about getting a project done. And I thought it was going to be in a timely fashion, but it was not. So I kept delaying this. You kept blaming it on Devin.

Yes. I did. What? I blamed it on you. I was ready for this one. I said you always had work or you were out of town. Yeah. Dude, you were out of town every weekend.

I was out of town a lot. You were. In October, you were. But, I mean, for the last three months, you weren't in Wisconsin, according to Steven. Well, between every time. Damn near. North, Nashville, Vegas. Okay.

I'm curious where this is going. Three, I kept, I was, they've worked with friends, and they've had nothing but good things to say. But me, the guy wouldn't text back every once in a while and he wouldn't get things done and then things changed in the middle of it and I was on top of my game but

on my birthday he finally said said project was done said project actually is here and doesn't have to go in my car after this which do i open said do you know what this is i don't know what we're talking about said project is actually for you before you open this before i, am I going to feel bad asking you to paint that now? Probably. Oh, fuck.

Now, it's not a big project. Obviously, it's just like a tester. But you can look at them. Said project is some shirts. Oh, you did tell me about this. No fucking way. You did tell me. So, I don't know if you want to look at them or I can hold them up or whatever.

But there's two of each. I figure you can wear one, and one with the said correspondent can have one. What the fuck, dude? This is unreal. For instance. Is that a lacrosse player on the first one? The back is the name. Okay. And the front is Joey.

Is that? Oh, give me this. Well, hold up. On the shorts, instead of Mars Hill, it says FCB for Fat Chance Buddy. Dude. All of these are in a large, by the way. Joey, you're going to fucking love this. This won't fit Jake.

But. So there's two of each. So that one is the same. Oh, you know I'm rocking these. Dude, this is unreal. This one, same thing. Only pocket tee front.

Cody Gessner's tattoo on the back. Yes! Oh my god. This is when I don't need a microphone to hold up. Tattoo gun? Is that her leg? Yeah. Alright, Cody, I'll send you one of these.

It's a large, so maybe like loungewear shirt. I don't know. Okay. I've actually never seen these. How many different shirts are there? Just four. Okay. They're all pocket tees Except for Joey's

Oh I love the pocket tees Pocket tee This one's probably my favorite Okay Sam Walsh behind bars Miami mishap That's awesome Dude

No fucking way So I guess it kind of goes with Instagram Because I pulled all these pictures Off of Instagram No fucking way. So I guess it kind of goes with Instagram because I pulled all these pictures off of Instagram and then just redrew them. So you've been drawing this because that looks exactly like Sam. Oh, you just waited for the last one. Is my face on this?

The last one, again, pocket tee, blue. Michael Kuski on the back. That's awesome. Oh, my God. Dude, give me a hug real quick. Now, he said this is through. I'll hug you afterwards. This is through the guys that did the BMP hats for Nathan.

Okay. He only does hats in-house, shirts not in-house. He says since it took so long, he'd give me a free hat. That never came. Didn't want to argue that because it took so long. So you just got the shirts. Thank you, buddy. Thank you.

I'll give you a hard average. Dude, this is fucking awesome. You know we're going to sell these now, right? Well, not these. Not these. Yeah. You can go not these. Not these, yeah. You can go through him. I'll cut you... I'll make you a deal.

Everything we sell of these shirts... Because I've been trying... You know I fired two people trying to make a design for shirts, right? That's when I... Well, I heard you from the living room, from my room. That's why... And I got an in-house designer. You should...

You spoke up. Dude, this is so fucking cool. But that's why it took so long to get here. I love that you picked the cowboy hat one. Okay, I have to admit, Sam's is my favorite. What you drew of Sam, you are going to fucking love this. I will FaceTime you after this. I like how you left the Corona in his, but mine.

The only artistic design I would have changed on Sam is Sam got arrested for having a red solo cup on the public. Hey, this is me picking, but that's, dude, this is fucking. You're not supposed to have any alcohol. Nine bars, but yeah. Dude, this is so cool. Thank you so much. I don't even know where to...

Now I can't make fun of you for your Instagram. I was about to make fun of you for like 30 minutes. Steven has a heart. Look at that. Holy shit. The Grinch's heart just grew. I don't know where to put these. I'm not here. In the backpack. I'm not here In the backpack

And I remember you telling me about those I just never Saw them yet Those first time seeing them Those Are sick Alright now I don't I never was mad that

You rescheduled I mean I definitely thought it was Cause you were busy the whole time I could've made time But you got these on your birthday? Yeah. Fuck. I should have got more for your birthday.

I just got them a video game. What game? Which one did I get you? Far Cry. Far Cry? That's a good game, though. Yeah. It's a good game.

I just bought a Switch. I'm not a big video game person. My attention span for it is like 30 minutes. I'm like, this is not benefiting me at all. Neither am I, but you are. What? Video game. I'm not a big video game guy.

Every time I come over, it's a new video game. Steven, you asked for like four video games for your birthday. I asked because mom said that there was some discount. I didn't think it was going to be like a birthday thing. So I just said, I gave a list. Do you know what Steven's lists are? Like, my my mom i'll always be the person's like i'm she's gonna get us a present or like presents for christmas it's just who she is so she asked like what do you guys want and steven's lists since i think he was out of the womb have never been less than like a thousand dollars and it's usually within

the first three items it's like cowboy boots it's like double snake skin with spurs on the back and guns come out the side it makes sense mine is cheap or like new car look how fucking big that spider is oh my god that's a big one for wisconsin that's a big one. For Wisconsin. It's a big one, yeah. Mine is cheap. I do like your, I like that you went out and bought, what was it, the bull riding thing yourself. Like, that's fucking cool. Where are you doing that?

Oh, the school. Yeah. I'm not doing that. You're not doing that? No, him and Kyle can do that. Yeah, it was going to be Montana, but that's too close to SEMA, so if we get hurt. What's SEMA? Why we were in Vegas last week.

Big car show, auto show. Industry show kind of thing. Okay. So if we get hurt riding one, not going to be able to do Vegas. So I bumped it up to early September in Colorado. For next year, obviously. Yeah. I might just fly like early September in Colorado. For next year, obviously. Yeah. I might just fly out with you to Colorado.

I still want to live there, but you know. Where are they? Fuck. I really, I don't think I can make fun of his Instagram now. Actually, we're going to because I, brotherly love. I want to go over a few of these. Also, Cody and I had this idea. And I think you'll laugh at this. I want to go over a few of these also Cody and I had this idea

And I think you'll laugh at this and I think I don't know if you would have liked it or not I can never tell cuz you don't talk There goes a spider whose helmet is that by the way mine also Did you get all this from Vegas this helmet is that, by the way? Mine. Also. It says Big Chief on the back. Did you get all this from Vegas? This helmet? This is a work helmet. Okay, what was the... I did laundry and there's like private detail stuff. Yeah, that's from Vegas. What would you... Like a bouncer for a night?

Did you have to... I was the owner of professional detail. Because you have to go... It's an invite only. You have to be in the automotive industry and Kyle's dad. Yeah, you had to fake basically that you were part of like automotive industry to get in. Oh, okay. I thought it was like a Halloween costume or something. Like you were a security guard.

But good to know you're lying to get into car shows. um but cody and i thought so your instagrams don't necessarily fit what we're seeing right here would you agree stevens yeah i just have to see his instagram to really know let's pull it up i think i already have it queued up um a lot of i already know a lot of them are back from when we went to lucid all the time. Yeah. So when Steven was drinking, here's one of, do you know Steven plays the guitar? Yeah. I do remember that picture, dude. I do. I'm so much into that.

Steven, we don't even own a guitar. That's not even a bad, that was on my Tinder for a while. You have a Tinder, I have to see your Tinder profile. This is him in my suit. That one's not bad. You look well-dressed there. That's the one I used for the best friends as girls TikTok I made, right? Remember where I rated all my friends with the girl filter on?

That's the picture I used. I have no idea. You remember the TikTok. I scored the best. Yeah, you did. You scored the best. Let's see. Why if you're going to pose in front of a car, do you pick a Dodge

minivan? Well, look at the license plate. It was a rental. Oh, bang bus. Oh, now I'm seeing it. Yeah, also, it kind of looks worse when it's just three dudes in the car. Well, it wasn't actually a license plate. I edited that. Oh, did you?

Dude, you're really talented. I would not have noticed that. Yeah, I don't think Enterprise has Bang Bus as one of their license plates. You never know. You've seen one of those videos. You don't know where they get the cars. Yeah, I never noticed the license plate until you just said that. I didn't see any signatures on the headliner.

Here's one I want to address just from a financial point of view. This is you on the golf course. Yes, with Dylan. Okay. In the Dells. Steven, this summer, was gifted very nice golf clubs. The top-of-the-line driver, that's Sim 2 for all the golfers out there. Steven, tell everyone how many times you've used them.

My driver or the rest of them? I don't use my driver. That's because I've been using it. Yeah, you don't use it. I don't know, five or six times. But I got them like mid-summer. And you use them five or six times in the first two weeks? No, only first month.

First month? Right. You haven't touched those things. But we were gone a lot of the back half of summer. The thing is, too, is when you play, if you play golf with Steven, those things. But we were gone a lot of the back half of summer. The thing is too, when you play if you play golf with Steven, he plays three holes and then he like sits out seven of them

and then he'll play the next three and then... He hits the ball really far though too. Yeah. Like he what were you testing clubs out with dad? Yeah. Seven iron like 200 something? 204. Yeah, that's pretty good. Most people don't do that most people that's like uh

i want to say 160 to 180 club that's pretty good to uh out seven iron someone by 30 yards um do you think you're gonna start golfing more and why won't you go with me and dad because it's i hardly sit at the dinner table. Nine rounds of golf. Do you know that? The longest Steven has ever sat at the dinner table with us actually was, what, last week? And he didn't even sit.

He stood there and finger-fed himself food and then was like, I'm done. He does do that a lot. The whole finger feeding thing. Do you, you don't like utensils? If I don't need them. Fair.

Neanderthal. Everything is finger food if you really want it to be. Yeah, true, true. You know, I went on a date with a girl from Australia once, and you realize how, like, barbaric eating with your hands is. We went to this nicer pizza place. It sounds like a pizza joint. We didn't go to Pizza Hut.

It's a place called Lucille's in Madison. It overlooks the Capitol. They serve stone-fire pizza or wood-fire pizza. Super nice. And she was eating it with a fork and knife. And the minute i picked it up with my hand i go i can't do this i felt like an absolute savage in front of her that's weird though that i switched to a fork and knife just to feel like i was clean yeah no i couldn't

do it now unless it's like super messy like pizza or something like that where you can't even like lift it up without like making a mess oh yeah like the big thick deep dish ones yeah that you can't just like fold over and play you're like all right give me a fork and knife yeah um but on that like it was only that instance i was like this is gross that i'm touching this with my hands yeah like i can't believe i'm putting this in my mouth and i'm like oh switch to the fork and knife yeah um i guess a girl will do that to you. I don't think I have – there are a few other Instagram ones. Okay, this is the idea. There were a few, and it looks like you've deleted some of them.

Maybe. I don't think I've deleted any of them. But I was going to start – like, I don't post on TikTok, but I was going to recreate every picture you posted for a while because there was, like, a good three-month period where I was like, I know you're going to your construction picture you posted for a while. Cause there was like a good three month period where I was like, I know you're going to your construction job and you come home dirty. But then the picture you post is you buy a waterfall and pink chubby short shorts. And I was like,

or are you at the gym flexing? And I'm like, I think he's been to the gym once in the last three months up until like recently. I'm not having photo shoots at the gym except for the one photo. I think I posted. Yeah. Who took this?

That one was good. Who took this? No, not that. At work. Oh, that was Nathan. That took it. Oh. Nathan strikes me as the guy who goes to the flexing room at Animal House.

100%. Every time we went, he'd have to go in there before he left. Really? Yep. I only went to Animal House once with both of you and I was astonished that there was even a flexing room that's what it's called isn't it? posing room same shit

mirrors on three sides it is pretty cool it's I mean yeah no it's a waste of a room make it a bathroom or like a tanning bed with one mirror well that's like a serious gym that, it's a waste of a room make it a bathroom or like a tanning bill with one year Well, it's like a serious gym. That's like not a plan of fitness First time I went there I was like intimidated. I was like these fuckers are huge Yeah, but the people are that big a lot in my head. They're all like ready to compete for mr

Olympia and you got to be pretty tan for that So why don't you throw a tanning bed in there an extra large one for fucking Turtleback over there Which seems like he's walking like this This is tough doing this with you, I'm not gonna lie because you don't talk But I'm it's okay because the first 10 minutes of this was that is literally the coolest thing. I've been struggling for designs Just go to Instagram. Do you want to i just paid someone to make stickers for me probably a mistake yeah well so of the two people i fired off fiverr um i've i now have like 80

dollars of credit so i have to spend it there so i found someone who is making like three different versions of a sticker for like 35 bucks so i gotta spend it but now that found someone who is making like three different versions of a sticker for like 35 bucks so i gotta spend it but now that i know you can do that best believe i'm gonna be hounding you like do you want to make stickers what's the pay i'll send you the bill for that one steven is so talented but it takes a lot to get him to actually like probably do something like that it's the only thing you need a lot of motivation. Oh, God, yeah. Like, I went and got that from my grandma's because the back of that is all black, and I want to put it behind here so you don't see the back of the garage anymore.

And it says, like, Bad Chance Podcast, stuff like that. And I was like, I got to ask him to do it, but I'm afraid he's going to be like, all right, friends and family discount, which Steven doesn't understand. Steven doesn't understand the friends and family discount. If it's someone he doesn't know, he'll be like, yeah, I'll do it for you for free. Friends and family means $400 to do whatever. I was lucky enough that he tattooed my first tattoo for free. Like, I had to tip him.

I'm like, dude, I'm your brother. I don't think I've charged anybody for tattoos. Nathan's the only one that's actually paid me. But, no, you were tipped by my friends who all got the VIII, which you do need to go over one of them. But you said you would do that. Yeah. Nathan gave me, like, $200, $150, $200. What did you do? You do need to go over one of them. But you said you would do that. Yeah.

Nathan gave me like 200 bucks. 150, 200 bucks. What did you do? Did you straighten that one out? What? Yeah. Yeah. Because when he first showed me, he goes, is this straight? I go, not even fucking close.

It's just the stencil was on a little bit of an angle. I just wiped it off and redid it. And he goes, I don't know. I think it's straight. I'm telling you right now, do not get that tatted on you until you straighten that out um that stresses me out like perfectionist and i might run in the family or at least with us too my gifts when i got this one the guy who did it for me he's like all right the vein is gonna make it pop and bend a bit i'm like i don't see it that well he goes look hard enough and you see it move a little bit i'm like okay yeah i can redo it which because i knew like later in life i'd look at them like i hate that

it turns a bit it's like perfectly straight now um where was i what was i talking about before how i charge oh yeah what would you charge to do that so for people who can't see it which is everyone besides us it's one of those uh what do you call this it's like a trifold trifold thing that you change behind yeah one of those things um the front of it's got like a i don't know a dock boathouse kind of thing looks like the mayflower a farm. Looks like the Mayflower, but also. I think it is. What is, okay, next to the red house, what's underneath the ship? What is that?

No, no. No clue. I don't know. So I want that, like, center, say Fat Chance, buddy, or podcast, and then around it is just a collage of things we've talked about in the show. So like Sam behind bars, me on the chair, my athletes, stuff like that. Hand painted. I want you to draw it first, but yeah.

It's a lot of work. It's a lot of work It's a lot of work It is But now I know What you've been doing The last three months Is just drawing for me In your free time So

I did those drawings In two hours Really? Yeah You could do that In like two days then No Drawing is different

Than painting True Actually I've seen you Do some painting And it takes you a while I did a Denim jacket And that took forever Oh i remember that by the way i will oh yeah i really i want one of those too i actually after that one's gone after he did the denim jacket i went and looked

at thrift stores for other denim jackets to have him paint and i was gonna try and sell him i could he not um he could make serious money off his art oh yeah no like it's the most unexpecting thing like you know if you ever like meet steven you'd never expect him because he never talks about he never brings it up like no pretty humble about it yeah yeah but then when you see it you're like oh my god this is actually amazing like unreal like i'm convinced he traces in the back of his room yeah artists don't make money until they die, so you're going to have to hold off for a bit. True. Like, serious money, but I texted him,

what was it, last week, and I said, can I, like, the skull thing he did. Have you seen that? I don't know which one. You sent me a bunch of your work before. It was on my story. It's a skull and, like, flowers and shit like that, but I want to make him just an art account

and be like, if you want a tattoo design just an art account and be like if you want a tattoo design send us your idea and if we do it it'll cost you this much for us to send it to you kind of thing and i'm like steven you could make i don't know extra 40 bucks a week that's insane that's insane yeah and for people who don't know this man is legally blind in one eye And for people who don't know, this man is legally blind in one eye. Legally blind in one eye, and he draws better than, I would say, 95% of the population. Oh, more than that, even. It is insane.

You have multiple personalities, I think. You're a little Van Gogh, country boy, yet I think secretly you want to live on a yacht with a bunch of bitches. I mean, have a yacht would be nice. How about live on it? If you had a yacht, I think you'd be fine living on it. It depends on how big the yacht is. Knowing you, if you could pick any yacht, it'd probably be the biggest one you could find. Yeah.

And you would probably paint the outside of it. Why not? I think your dream would be to be a rich cowboy that has a fat vacation house in Miami. And lives in Franklin, Tennessee. And a tattoo shop in New York or something like that. Yeah, there you go. All the personalities. I have no desire to go to New York. Tattoo shop in Texas.

You just tattoo like skulls, bulls, and cowboy hats. I hate skulls. Tell you what, you hate skulls. I hate drawing skulls bulls and cowboy hats i hate skulls tell you what you have you hate skulls i hate drawing skulls yes that was a pain in the ass you uh you've gotten better i think figuring out what people's interests are because those shirts you knocked out of the park like the designs on the back but when i first asked when i was looking for my first tattoo i texted steve and i said i have two ideas like either something small that would fit like my inner forearm or the outside of my wrist that has to do with me him and andrew or something you think that resembles me so he drew me a cowboy hat with

the guitar which by the way great drawing i don't play the guitar and i'm not a cowboy and he goes you like country music right i'm like i like water but i don't have a designing bottle tattooed on my ass anybody who likes water doesn't have anything to do with this i know yeah come on at least is designing the worst water yes yes that's coke right coke makes that. Yeah. Oh, I actually watched, I think it was like a Rogan podcast. It said the guy, he did research on Coke and stuff like that.

It's just recycled water, like lake water. Dazani is. There's nothing special. There's not a spring water. It's just the water they use to make Coke. Yeah, it's like that. That's why it sucks. Nathan was telling me about water today. Clark. Yeah. About some natural spring in Minocqua it sucks. Nathan was telling me about water today. Clark.

Yeah? About some natural spring in Minocqua that has the best water he's ever had in his entire life. What do you think is like bottled water? You used to be a water snob. You are a water snob. You go to the gas station, like 99 cent water, like ice mountain water. Evian, then Fiji, then Core. Top three.

Fiji's my go-to. I mean, those are all good, but that's my go-to. But like, gas station road trip, you're getting like nice bottles of water. I'm getting like the 99 cent one that's like this fucking big. There's a difference. Go watch a YouTube video on the difference of water. There is. There's a point where Nathan's parents only buy cases of Fiji now.

Really? Yeah. I think a lot of people buy just the, I think Fiji's a very common, and what was it, Evian you said? Yeah. That's the best for me. Cold though. Yeah.

All water's gotta be cold. Well, I can, like when I'm working out, I actually like like room temperature water because I can just chug it. Yeah. If it's super cold and you're trying to chug it, like it just burns your throat, you know? True, true. It's like, I would agree that it can't be ice cold. Yeah.

But I also don't want it like cool super yeah cool would be good yeah where you kind of call it cools you down just a bit like your body just relaxes yeah because then sometimes if it's too warm and you chug that down you're like now my stomach kind of feels a little odd yeah what's the other one? Core. Essentia? Is that a... Oh, I've heard about that. The, like, black and red. It's got, like, the cross on it. Yeah.

I don't know a lot of people that turn that on. It's a fascinating conversation for people to listen to. What's your favorite water bottle? What's your favorite water? I actually hate that we buy all these water bottles

because I'm not that picky with water, but, like, I'm totally fine with, like, just filling it up out of the Brita in the fridge. Yeah. Like, that's fine. Even the sink water. Throw an ice cube in there, it's cold, you just... No.

I'll do that. I don't know the last time I drank sink water. Not to sound privileged, but I just come down here and grab water bottles. You'd be one of the people when the server comes up to you and they're like, oh, do you want tap water, Do you want bottled or sparkling? You'd be like, yeah, or sparkling. I don't like sparkling water. I don't like sparkling water.

I don't like. Then you get charged for water. You look at your bill and you see water on there and it's like, yeah, that's dumb. At a place that sells bottled water at dinner is like $2, $3. You're probably spending already

$25, $30 on dinner, so what's the big deal? Not wrong. True. What is the dumbest thing you've been charged for at a restaurant? Or like most...

Not at a restaurant. Or most expensive thing that like shouldn't be as expensive as it was? Vegas Strip Club. Whoa. Shocker there. Mom has...

Oh, the water bottles. Water bottles are $10 and they were this big. No, they were $12. They were $12 and they were this big. And they're like the little, like, you know, yeah, like half water bottles. And they were like Ice Mountain. Like they were $12. They were $12 and they were this big. And they're like the little, like, you know, yeah, like half water bottles.

And they were like Ice Mountain. Like, they were something basic. Noah got charged $54. For water? For water. Before Venmoing the stripper. Yeah. So they weren't $12.

No, they were. They were actually $12 a piece. Yeah. Jesus. I think my Red Bull was like $15. By the way, Mother will find out because she did ask me when I got back from Vegas if I went to a strip club. I said no because that's a weird conversation to have. She's not going to fucking care.

So no follow-up questions after this either. No follow-up. Okay. What about you? Are you sticking with the water thing? I can't think of i you know i don't drink so i don't have like any expensive like alcohol stories or anything like that that's fine it's probably a good thing yeah i i can't think of nothing honestly i don't know can i ask why

you don't drink like no judgment or whatever like by any means i think you've told me once before but it was a while ago so i've only been i only actually like i don't say i say i only got drunk like once in my life like actually drunk so that was i was like 16 years old it was in my friend dylan's basement dylan golczynski went to franklin uh puked everywhere fell asleep on the toilet and then after that night i was like fuck, I'm never doing it again. And then, I think I may have had a beer or two after that, and then literally, I haven't had a single beer or nothing since I was 16. You were literally the only person I've ever met that has said in the morning, not doing

this again, and actually stuck with it. Well, I think the thing is now that's keeping me going is I haven't done it for this long, so why start now? Exactly. The occasional sips. Every once in a while they'll be like, come on, come on, try this, try this, try this. I'll take a freaking sip and put it to my lips, but other than that, literally nothing. Oh, yeah.

That doesn't count. Yeah. But that's impressive as fuck. Yeah. That is impressive as hell. You have saved so much money. Yeah. So much money.

And saved them from driving home. I'm always the DD, so it works out for everybody. What is it like being out? Do you go out with them still if they go out at all i go out with them every time still i mean i i can have a good time and still you'll not be drunk that's good some people i this is gonna sound bad but like if i'm sober and all my friends are pissed drunk i hate all of them like it is the worst fucking time i I get to that. And I think it's because I've been drunk with them. I'm like, this is way more fun. But if you always have just been sober

with them, this is how you think going out is. Yeah. Depends on how drunk they are. Kyle and Noah, they get to a point they're bad. He's good. I've never been drunk. Even when he's drunk, like, he's usually okay. You have never been drunk? One time. My ass. One? No. Two times in my life.

I've been, like, drunk. You've gotten drunk a lot. No. You've gotten drunk? Not like piss drunk. Steven's thinking, like, piss drunk, damn near blackout. I'm at the hangover point. Dude, that runs in the family. We don't get hungover.

Andrew gets hungover. Andrew is mom's kid. We are dads. Only two times. One in Madison and one when Lucid back reopened. When you fell asleep in the bush. I didn't fall asleep. I was waiting for the garage door to open.

And then fell asleep. Every time he came to Madison, he was, you were drunk. You weren't, like, incoherent. You were well-behaved. But this is when I learned Steven could actually talk. 90% of the drinks that I ordered didn't i did not consume i watched him take at least like eight shots a night um but order 80 yeah yeah well steven uh once steven realized he could get in um and not have to like you never had to pay to get in really. You could skip the line.

He didn't have to pay for drinks because his big brother was a bartender. And then he's like, all right, can I get like a friend in? I'm like, yeah, of course. And then he's like, can I get two friends in? I think the most you're like, it's me and five guys. I'm like, this is pushing it. I was always there. I was always one of those guys for the most part.

And then he's like, okay, I need nine Grey Goose shots. I'm like, all right, listen up. You can have free drinks, but I'm not going to give you the top shelf bottles at a college bar. Actually, I have a video. Corey gave me the bottle of Grey Goose to carry around. Yeah. Don't get me wrong. We still gave you a bunch of top shelf shit.

But it was like, come like, that was like early. Later in the, no, it was like come like that was like early later in the no it was early and i'm like keep it tame later in the night when i'm a little more fucked up and i don't care what i'm doing sure but this man would talk to everyone you remember that everyone and he was mr cowboy back to the hot commodity oh he was like the greatest but worst wingman ever yeah he'd sit across the bar while I'm working. He'd be like, you know my brother? He's single.

You should talk to him. I'm like, hey, man, that's my coworker. Shut the fuck up. It got bad, though. I didn't pay for drinks, but tipping was expensive. Even when I didn't have to. You would tip stupid sometimes, too. Oh, so dumb.

Yeah. But so did Ethan. Ethan would just. Ethan was bad. You guys found there are two girls that you guys were in love with hannah kenny and maddie kretzy and every and they really were all pretty good yeah so it's like you had cam wasn't a bartender but no i liked her yeah cam was a lot of fun um tome tome mary um I don't know if I know Mary.

Another blonde girl. But the two were Hannah and Maddie, and they realized you guys. And some Asian. Maddie Mack or Michelle. Probably Michelle. Michelle Sykes. Yeah. Yes. Dude, at one point, they're like, your brother's friends are tipping a lot.

I go, keep going at them. Like, take their money. I don't care. They haven't lot i go keep going at them like take their money i don't care i haven't they haven't paid for a single drink yet take all their money i tipped hannah when she wasn't even working i said here's a 20 and she went like this and i put it in her leggings and that was it wow solid see that's one nice thing i swear to god i've been going out with them since i mean since we had fake ids and i've i don't think i've ever spent money at a bar i get a red bull and that's it do they give you rebels for free no no they just pay for it i hardly i don't spend nearly the money that noah or kyle or even it's it's basically their way to pay me for driving them

is getting me red bulls all night. That's so fair. Are you a sugar-free or a regular? Sugar-free. Yeah. If you're going to drink that many Red Bulls all night, it's got to be sugar-free. I do. I can limit myself to two. Really?

Okay. Just two Red Bulls, and then I'm good. And I'll drink water for the rest of the night. Yeah, dude. If you drink... Who ripped ass? Not me. I don't smell anything.

I smell... The door's open. Maybe it's a fucking beer. Don't spend that much money. There's been certain nights where it's bad. Ish. Not bad-ish in spending. Bad in what I order. I've had vodka on the rocks.

Actually, I've had vodka just without rocks. Dude, that is a veteran drinker's move. I've had move Just vodka straight At the Yacht Club That sounds privileged But it's open to the public now It's also Milwaukee

Lake Michigan Yacht Club The yachts are like the size of half of this girl It's a boat I ordered vodka tequila Vodka That has to be one of the drunk nights Yeah I was face down in chicken tenders at the harp after that i wasn't there but i remember hearing about that and then i drove to

whitewater i didn't drive i didn't drive mother kyle drove to whitewater it was a sunday vodka tequila those two those are my favorite orders for people they're like can i get a tito's vodka i go you want to say that again? Well, I at least got my alcohol straight. Yeah, you had two different alcohols. That was the day I met Dom, the girl I brought to Arizona. Also, mother doesn't know that. Well, she does now.

Right. But, yeah, when I went to Arizona last year. Does he have a girlfriend? Steve? Yeah. No. Steve is in love with girls chasing him but then as soon as they actually like you know like where it

gets like be like kind of like a relationship he's gone he just wants to be chased by every girl but not actually commit to anything I'm not a commitment point right now yeah he just likes the attention no that sounds bad. The chase sounds bad.

That's bad terminology. How is that not true at all? How would you describe it? Yeah. Challenge. Because you always play so hard to get, right? But then you'll come home and be like, talking about how you actually play.

Get the girls that don't like you to like you once they like you. Dip. Mission complete. That's what he does. Except for maybe like, yeah, one or two. I'm going to plead the fifth, yeah, on this one. We're related.

I'm picky. Oh, the same way. A little. But also, I'm just terrible at talking to women. Yeah. No, I've always, I was like, he's got, that makes sense. I believe that wholeheartedly. I was like, he's either hiding a girlfriend or he is just slinging dick.

No, no. He doesn't even get to that point. It's before the slinging dick that he dips. Smart. Hey, five and a half years. Five and a half years what? What, since he got laid? Yeah.

Really? I would stop admitting that right now. Well, everyone knows at this point. Yeah. Five and a half years what what since he got laid yeah yeah really i would stop admitting that right now well everyone knows at this point yeah five and a half years yep that's hey that's a good thing though because a lot of girls are like i want to be the like girl that finally gets steven laid you are i think you might be that's happened two times last year where it's i want to be the person and i'm like that's a terrible reason yeah that is a terrible reason i had one one girl said she thought it would be funny and badass to be the girl that's a shitty reason that's a terrible reason right you might be the first person ever

and i didn't think it was my own brother the guy who I thought was just slinging dick. You beat Brian Goyetto. And let me explain. I, like, guys have this conversation. Like, we just had it now. Like, when was the last time you had sex? And everyone goes on droughts and stuff like that. And there's, like, the jackass guys who are like, last night. I'm like, you have a girlfriend.

I don't fucking care. And then one's like, three months, six months. And, like, the most was a year. jackass guys who are like last night i'm like you have a girlfriend i don't fucking care and then one's like three months six months and like the most was a year and i remember being up at a cabin and uh brian i'm sorry for outing you on this right now but um i look at brian he just goes 2016 i i think i spit my beer up because it was 2020. And I was like, did you just give me a year? Not like months or a year and a half. You gave me a year. It's so far.

You're what, like 2015 and a half then now? Five and a half? No, 2016. 2016, 2017. 2016. Because it was before I even started dating. 2016. 2016.

Jesus. Do I know the last person you had sex with? Yeah, probably really sure trying one. Okay, how old your age year older year older in between me and him So she would have been uh, she doesn't live here anymore sophomore while I was a well, can I know after this? Sure, I'm surprised you don't already know don't drop the name no he on this um well that's interesting okay well it turned out every girl just has shitty reasons so well you know what i'll clip this i'll throw that on there we'll put it on tiktok all right you got a good looking face maybe this video blows up and i'm well aware i'm i'm uh i hate to say it for the third time but shut up but but they have

terrible reasons yeah but or they just don't put any like okay i should say you don't put any effort in to yeah to a degree but like steven's like if they're not putting in 60 why would i put in 40 but a little overtime should be a 50 50 thing no it's 75 but like there's certain girls that it's hard to have a conversation they won't start a conversation they won't do nothing and or they just have like a typical what'd you do today i don't know that's it there's a whole thing there's no intellect oh good lord i need a stimulating conversation or they just don't fit with a friend group too that's been a problem with a lot of our friends they don't fit in with the friend group they they can't handle the friend

yeah that's a that's a big issue with guys for sure. Yeah. I think I could be overstepping my boundary, but I think girls have no problem dating a guy. They're like, my girlfriends don't like you. And I'm like, fuck, I don't care. Yeah, exactly. But guys, if my guy friends don't like you and I don't feel like you can just hop in and hang out, I don't necessarily want you to be one of the guys because I don't want to date one of the guys, but I want you to be able to hang out. Yeah and bring you around if there's like a couple II thing

Yeah, you can't do that. Like that's like almost red flag. I would say number Anywhere between one and five like you're like, yeah, that's one What? Everyone's together. I'm the only why my girlfriend can handle the friend group totally right i'm just saying for just women that come around the friend yeah yeah there's two that have stuck around this how big is the friend group because again there's like what right now four but if you got an expansive friend group like the close friend group yeah we consider like ourselves four but then there's like eight or nine probably yeah okay and of the four how many have girlfriends two now two who's the other one

noah noah okay that's a whole different story of the eight or nine how many of girlfriends four four well he knows his numbers better than i do well i knew that question was coming yeah fair yeah that was leading up to do you like all of them Do you like all of them? Yes. Wait, who are the four? Me, Emily, Taylor, and Savannah. Oh.

Savannah, I didn't think about Savannah. That answers your question. Sorry, Savannah. Sucks to suck. You are voted out of the island. Nathan doesn't bring her around anymore. It's Nathan Clarks? Yeah, Nathan don't come around. Of like five years.

Dude, speaking of those boys, they've been raking it up in the woods yeah that's all they do i mean they have put in we talked i talked about like effort with kashik last weekend i was like he's like i hate how mr gain like always brings out a big ass deer i'm like yeah it's annoying but that's also the product of putting in effort if you're not gonna do anything beforehand you can't expect to yeah to get anything those guys put in a fuck how many how big is that group i think i said it was like 12 people on that i have no idea no that's yeah nathan also doesn't mention anything in terms of who's in it and whatnot occasionally i'll see matt wachowiak at the gym but that's it i don't know who that is i only know him because nathan essentially is in love with him sorry savannah again um no there's again back to that your friend dude there's you

guys bring up so many names like and i think you've got a lot of doubles. Do you not? Like Matt's and Nathan's and Devin's and Kevin's? No. No? Only four right now is me, Devin, Noah, and Kyle. No repeats. Then there's Nathan, Ethan, Simon, Logan. Well, I mean Logan I guess would be in the four because he's always with Devin. Would you guys be willing to do an episode?

I'm not even in it, just year four, and I just want to see what happens. I won't even be here. I'll let you record. It'll be your most watched episode. There would be a lot. Noah is so unfiltered, though. Do you think you could top Sam? I don't know what Sam's got.

Sam has – Sam's needing a total of – can I count TikTok views? Sure. Over a million. Wow. We can do it. But I need a space heater in here because it's getting a little cold. We got 14 minutes left. I will ask I give it like four minutes

and then I'll ask you guys the final question. It's a serious question. How often do you listen to these by the way? used to me and noah used to listen to him in the car yeah whitewater but now i just catch the occasional tiktok or instagram post yeah do you have a tiktok i don't have nothing really posted i just watch tiktok yeah dude i it's it's the best and worst thing i was, I hate that I have to be on here because I know I'm going to end up scrolling it and just waste time. Yeah.

But it has greatly helped this show. I do it at work. Yeah. Yeah, same. A lot of downtime at work. Dude, if you're going to go watch one, go watch the last one with me and Sam. I'm dead serious. It was the hardest I have laughed.

The Halloween one with the dick. Yeah, the dick. Dude, it's... I think I'm just gonna... You like that, like, baby? It's got like a baby form. Baby's form, yeah. Like snowboarding. I don't know if anyone can see it in any of this.

Oh yeah, I can't really. I'm trying to get questions for you because I haven't heard you talk a bunch. Ask whatever you want. I know. Well, I don't because I don't see you guys. Ask about his month of October. Your month of October? Were you doing sober October?

No. Oh, just all the trips I went on? You've been doing sober the last five years. Yeah. Wait, what did I do? Natalie Decker and then Haley Deegan. Yeah. Wait, what did I do?

Natalie Decker and then Haley Deegan. I won a giveaway with Haley Deegan, who's a NASCAR driver, and she's also kind of Instagram famous, I guess, whatever. She has like 3 million TikTok followers and 1 point something on Instagram. She did this giveaway thing where she's going to fly a fan out and then do this Can-Am experience where we go rip to the trails together and stuff what explain can-am for side by side okay so like you know four-wheeler with the cage on it basically so we went she flew me down to georgia whatever we did that um i ended up well you already did this i did this okay this was in october and then i threw up on video it's all on youtube um you can

look it up under hayley i'm gonna have you text me that link and i'll throw it underneath the youtube yeah so i ended up throwing up with her whatever it was still a fun time um got to know them pretty well actually gonna probably hopefully do another trip with them soon really yeah and then right after that we went back to north carolina and met up with another nascar driver natalie decker who's actually friends of mine and my girlfriend now. Andrew's outside if you can't smell it. Sorry. But, yeah, continue. So this started as a fan thing, like you just won a sweepstakes,

and now you guys are friends? Yeah, basically with Haley, yeah. With Natalie I was already kind of friends because she's actually a NASCAR driver. She's actually originally from Eagle River, Wisconsin, which is up north. But, but um yeah hayley so i've kind of become friends with that whole friend group there's a couple other guys too in there like uh kyle and fabian there's a couple other guys that we became friends with that actually they're trying to get me to come out to park city with them in february but i don't think i can make that but they're gonna take me to like uh ken blocks uh i know that out there yep yeah that'll be so cool i can't go though so dude ken block had i think a brief moment when we were in high school or late

middle school that we just all watched drifting videos it was i mean yeah it wasn't that's i was like this is it might have just been me and chad high school. I'm like, watch this. And then we'd, for an hour, just watch this guy go through a course. That was pretty cool. Yeah. That sucks you can't go. Yeah, I know. I'll be in Daytona. That's the reason why I can't go.

So I can't. Yeah, I'll be with him in Daytona, but just can't go to the. What's in Daytona? The 500? The 500. So my parents have a place down there now. I want to go to one of those. I heard those are so

fucking fun like so fun i mean yeah it's like you know people think they take it's just left turn left turn left turn yeah but the actual like you know off track activities are like a lot of fun like it's just a party oh i bet yeah no we uh i was in colorado. Like, when is the 500? February 20th. Okay. So there's some race in May that I don't know what it is, but I've never watched an entire race except for this whatever one. And I was, like, genuinely entertained for a while. Like, granted, I wasn't glued to the TV because you can't just do that the whole time. Yeah.

But it was kind of cool hearing what they do for a race. It's impressive as fuck. Also, can you imagine sitting in a car for 500 laps? Yeah, no. I can't even watch it for 500 laps. Exactly.

If my car hit 100 miles an hour on the road, it'd be shaking and I'd be like, I'm going to die. And they're more than doubling that. Yeah. I could. I should. Do you want to go?

Let's go to a NASCAR race. I mean, I bet one night like a left turn, left turn, left turn, left turn. But like Road America, NASCAR. He wants to do like F1 races and shit like that. In Circuit Day Americas. You know the guys that are like Got Netflix specials and shit like that This isn't like I like racing

But it's gotta be a little bougier We had this conversation the other day F1 yeah That's the racing I would do If I had to pick Yeah if you had to pick You're also legally blind in one eye So you're barely allowed to drive your grandma's car right now But I also don't have a bank account that supports f1 yeah that's true

need a sponsor okay i'm gonna ask you guys this final question it's a little more serious i was supposed to do uh i was supposed to do the uh ideal person questionnaire which i think i just don't need to do it now i know enough about his girl interest now um and you got a girlfriend so it probably wouldn't do well for your uh girlfriend no i have this like 40 question like either or thing of like let's figure out what you want an ideal person but i just scrapped that because i did it with sam, and then it takes too long, and blah, blah, blah. So, we're going the serious route. Last season, I asked people, what's something you want to do for your next birthday? Is this the start of a second season or the end of a season? No, this is the start of third season.

This isn't the start of it. You're, like, beginning of the third season. But second season, I asked people, what do you want to do for your next birthday? Like, something you've always wanted to do, blah, blah you want to answer that quick go for it otherwise we can just go into this next one but like that's the kind of like there's another question after this you don't have to answer this i'm just gearing i'm trying to get your head thinking of like where direction this is going to go i mean i could just stay stereotypical write a bowl but i'm doing that and you're going to do it so you're going to do it. So you're going to do it. That's great.

You don't have to answer this. I'm just trying to get your head geared towards this. Okay. But if you have something you've always wanted to do that you've been putting off, that you think you could just... If you wanted to do it next month, you could do it, what would it be? Well, the thing is I was going to say my trip to Daytona was actually the thing I wanted to do because I've

never been to an actual NASCAR race outside of Road America in a long time. So you guys are actually doing things you wanted. That's great. That's even better. You actually found something and you want to do it. This next one, what is something

you live by? Meaning, have you come across a video and someone has said a quote or like an inspirational thing truthfully live by i think this i think this is gonna be douchey no it's really good it was by will smith oh good lord no it's good okay that's good he said God put the greatest things in life on the opposite side of fear. I like that. I like that a lot.

That's good. For mine, I would quote my Instagram bio. Oh, Jesus. It's in my Instagram bio, but it's something that I said, actually. It's things make you smile, but people make you happy. So basically, possessions and stuff like that, you buy a new car, that's pleasure and you know you get happy from that you get a little high from that but yeah but like you know going on an experience with like a great group of people like that's actual like happiness and that's something you're gonna always look back on with like fond memories i like both those i did not expect that from either one of you um i also did not expect that

to take 30 seconds um so maybe i'll just have to have another quote for each one of these episodes so i'll give you one that you have you said this something you said right that's all right um this is one i said in college that i'm going to tell you there's a fine line between cocky and confident yeah we've already been to walk the line yeah walk it perfectly or try and find it just saying i love that one it's just it's good you're gonna lean both ways i'm pretty sure i'm i'm on that line just if someone ever calls you cocky what do you say thank you i'm pretty sure if someone's like you're acting cocky you go no i'm just confident in myself

sometimes you're pretty you're pretty confident it's not really cock If someone's like, you're acting cocky, you go, no, I'm just confident in myself. You're pretty confident, aren't you? It's not really cocky. I get you're a dick a lot. Yeah. Oh, so do I. You are my brother, for sure. I say I know for that. Oh, yeah.

That doesn't even bother me anymore. I'm not a dick. I tell the truth, and people don't like it. It doesn't bother me anymore. You're probably pretty blunt, is he not? Oh, Steven's the most blunt person I know, I think. Yeah. And people take that the wrong way, but like it's just the way he is you know

yeah but would you rather him lie would you just lie to you the whole time no because then if you like build a relationship with someone off of him being like oh my god you're so fun when it comes down to something important and he doesn't give a fuck you're gonna be upset that he doesn't because he was lying to you that he's like you're not an enjoyable person yeah and that's an extreme but like you get where i'm going with it no i i think being to the point is much better than just beating around the bush do you think um you're meaner to people you think can handle it yeah so like i'm more aggressive there's not much of a difference but there is a difference there is so like i'm more aggressive and like more myself i think of someone like obviously

my friends or if i meet someone new and i can sense their like personality or sense of humor and i can like i can tease them or i can like bust their balls shit like that in my head it's like iris respect is aggressive but i'm like all right i think you can handle it versus if i'm overly nice to you when i first meet you i'm like i kind of think you're a pussy and it's kind of sucks because you're like i don't want to have to fake i just being nice yeah also being overly nice is that that's. It's a guy thing, busting balls. If all of us were like, if this last hour was like, I really like your hat. If this last hour was just us giving each other gifts like the t-shirts, we would have hated it. We're like, all right, we got to get this over with.

I am so, I'm going to hug you after this. I hope you know that. Lovely. Yeah. But, no, that dude, dude again those are awesome you uh you are forever employed to me now employed means paid yeah you know like if we i you have all these designs right those ones yeah by the end of this weekend I will have a website up with those up And I will try

Or maybe not a website I'll put a feeler out with all the t-shirts And I will try and sell them And you will get a portion of the profit Deal? Yeah, well you better tell the people That it's going to take a while Because it took me three months to get eight shirts

Do you know why? Because you ordered such a small quantity So this made them. No, it's because they had a supplier, and they dropped that supplier midway through my order. Yeah, that doesn't help either. What are you guys doing the rest of the night? No idea.

That's what we're trying to figure out. All right. Well, on this a minute and a half early, I'll let you guys end it on anything you want to say if you have something you want to do at your dad's company, your company throw it out there, tell them if you're looking for a dumpster service

call Eagle Disposal we're in Franksville, we do all southeastern Wisconsin we do commercial and we do roll off so yeah Steven do you want to plug your Instagram account or We do all southeastern Wisconsin. We do commercial and we do roll-off. Steven, do you want to plug your Instagram account? Come on. No.

Your Tinder profile maybe? Yeah, your Tinder profile. For Steven Kuski on Tinder? It's not good around here, I'll tell you that. How about this? If you listen to the end of this and you want a tattoo design, shoot one of us a DM. You're going to have to pay for it.

You'll get the friends and family discount. We'll start posting your artwork. That's amazing. You should make an Instagram page just for your artwork. I want to. I don't like that. That's like girls posting Instagram pages for their clothing. Not really. So-and-so's closet or a dog Instagram.

That's different. That's not close. It'd be different if they made all the clothing. Not really. So-and-so's closet or a dog Instagram. That's different. That's not close. It'd be different if they made all the clothing. You drew all this. Yeah. It's not like if you bought this artwork

and you're like, look at this picture I found at HomeGoods. Yeah. They're drawn on a regular printer-sized piece of paper except for the skull one.

People who sell their shit on Instagram are like big things. Steven. I'm not doing big things. I'm not trying to sell your designs you have now i want to showcase your stuff so you showcase your talents okay and then people like hey can you

do this for me they pay you you give them that it isn't you're i'm not telling you to sell what you've already drawn. If I was a tattoo fanatic, I'd have half your drawings on my body already, but you put whatever you have out now to showcase your talents. And then someone comes to you and then you showcase that. Yeah. And then everything someone buys, you're like,

I have the rights to this, but you have as well we'll have to figure out how to give him to him i already got grilled for my personal instagram i'm not about to create another one yeah but you're pretty fuck it well we'll talk about it afterwards thank you boys for coming on this is a lot of fun yeah i gotta get going though here soon so and it's fucking cold it is yep so we'll end it