Fat Chance Podcast - Fat Chance 100th - Hot Ones Editions

Episode Date: January 4, 2024

Judd takes on his biggest challenge yet. Jack may be too drunk to feel a thing. Michael has officially wasted way to much of his life doing this show. PLEASE go to https://www.funnywater.com and use promo code FAT10 for 10% off your order. PATREON!!!! (Check out what we really got each other for Christmas) patreon.com/fatchancestudios CHECK OUT THE NEW FAT CHANCE SHORTS CHANNEL!!! https://youtube.com/@FatChanceShorts?si=wCjiBc0ddHEYk_bs Get your Chewzie TODAY! https://www.thechewzie.com Check Out The Crew: Michael Cuske - @michaelcuske on everything Judd Reminger - @juddremingerscomedy7298 @juddreminger on all other socials Jack Cerasoli - @jackthedragon1 or @jack_c_comedy

I want to give the people I care about an easy life. I'm not smart enough to do a normal 9-to-5 job and make a lot of money. So I figured why not just gamble and put my penis on the line and make a lot of money and then give it back to them that way. So. We're definitely on the network. A good old silly used boy time. We're really mobile.

We're mobile. Mobile. Those chicken nuggets do smell good, though. They do smell good. They smell quite good. I'm excited for that. I'm excited for that. I'm scared of this. I don't know if I'm excited for anything today.

It's going to be tough. which one are you most excited for what do you mean which one am I most excited for there's got to be at least a good flavor because you like wings right I like wings but I don't like these are mild mango mild no if it comes from a box that says

heat challenge no that's the heat challenge. This is the road trip. It says hot sauce on it. Yeah, this one says road trip. None of them ever say mild sauce. Yeah, or just sauce. So then this is scenic garlic root. These next two will be a little spicy.

Road rage in Cajun. The Casa Bella Caravan. I bet this one's less hot than that one. Does Jack look dark to you? I look quite dark. I look pink. It's probably because of my coloring. We're all wearing black.

Why do I look like that? I'm so mysterious. I'm just covered in shadow at all times. No one can ever figure me out. I don't want any of these. But I think that garlic one's going to be darn good. I don't want any of these But I think that That garlic one

Is going to be darn good So you say that But I feel like It's not going to be It's okay Every once in a while I need to get to him Usually I'm used to being

I'm used to being in the corner Where the light's Looking at me differently And that light's out There you go That light's looking at me differently. And that light's out. There you go. That light's out. Oh, God, that's another $400,000.

Who's got the coolest hat, Judd? You're second. You're third. Yeah, I'm into the Star Wars hat. Definitely not cool. I didn't even realize that was a Star Wars hat. Let me see. Star Wars. Wouldn't have known that was Star Wars hat. Definitely not cool. I didn't even realize that was a Star Wars hat. Let me see. Star Wars. Wouldn't have known

that was Star Wars at all. In Star Wars, do they wear hats? No. Oh. They do. They wear, like,

Nazi Germany hats. But this is a hat. I go to a store called Heroes and Villains for my secret Star Wars. They also have Warhammer stuff stuff that's such a long

name for heroes and villains yeah they have like a bunch of like stuff that looks like it's nerdy like and if you like know what you're looking for you'll be like oh that's a cool hat and i know that's from but i like to disguise it so so the store is specifically star wars only no they've got like warhammer the painting stuff they've got star Warhammer, the painting stuff. They've got Star Trek, Marvel stuff. But it's all like kind of like different. Stupid dog. But it's all kind of like sneaky. So like you can't tell all the time. It's an

undercover nerd? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's like, oh jeez, the dog got through. No! How did she get through? You're so sneaky. Come here. She wants the wings. Come on. Get in here. There you go. Hi.

Hi, sweetie. You're going to need a new fence, too. So did everyone have a good New Year's? I did, yeah. Did you get pretty slammed? No, no. It was just a normal. Went to my buddy's parents' house.

We were going to go downtown. I'm very thankful we didn't. If you get lucky, she'll let you go downtown on her. Put that on the Patreon. Just Kuski getting licked on the face. Sweetheart, but we need you to sit down. Her and Brew were wrestling last night in bed

on top of my sweet baby girl. And she put her bare butthole on her nose. She went to a squat and was like this. And then all of a sudden the butthole ticked her nose. And I just saw her go, get off the bed. You've got to chill.

You've got to chill as you're going upstairs. She looks like the dog version of Stephen Hawking with her underbite. Yeah, she did come in here. Are her teeth out? I don't think so. She looks like the dog version of Stephen Hawking with her underbite. Yeah, she did come in in her weird hair. Are her teeth out? I don't think so. When her underbite comes out, she looks just like... Does she chew weird? Does it constantly come out?

No, she's good. But everyone smiles, she'll look at you, and then she just has her... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have anything to say to people at home? Buy funny water. Do you have anything to say to people at home? Buy funny water. And Jack, you had a relaxing New Year's?

Did you stay up till midnight? No, I think I was in bed by 10.30. Yeah, you want those. But yeah, just order Chinese, drink some wine. I was supposed to have champagne Saved it For today, for you guys And then you guys didn't come over until later And then I just drank it all

And then I did electrical work Can you tell Jack has been drinking all day today? I did some electrical work Yesterday, I shocked myself You worked I worked You worked? No, I didn't work, but I had a productive day

What'd you do? What was productive? A bunch of emails that I've been avoiding. I did a lot of errands. I took down Christmas stuff. I ran to the store. I mean, did it all pretty much today. I want to bring the dog back up. Yeah, I wanted to do none of that.

The day after New Year's should be a day of rest. It should be like the ultimate Sunday is what it should be. I didn't tie one off last night like other people did. There was people there that did tie some off. I drank, but I knew I had to be at work. The new thing that everyone's doing this year that I saw was the Polar Plunge. Oh, I did see that. That's so stupid stupid i actually didn't see any of that this year oh they were doing it by my place everyone that i was at the party with last night went to

was doing the polar plunge it was a big thing and you're doing hot ones instead yeah i don't you're doing the exact opposite rogan's done a lot for the cold water community they're really blowing up right now there are everyone doing it and pretending they're better I guess what's the point of it I think it's like anti-inflammatory Just for the one time Just to put it on your Facebook is pretty wild though That's what people are doing right now

I did the polar plunge Getting in their water It's cold Yeah I get it it's cold you idiot But I don't get get the point well i think sometimes i don't turn the shower water all the way off and i give myself a little zap i do give myself a zap every once in a while they say it's good for you yeah yeah it's like do i need to go to lake michigan the day after or on new year's honestly if you're hungover probably an ice bath bath is pretty cool. It definitely shocks you out of it, probably. I've taken a warm bath hungover.

I feel like that wouldn't help me at all. I would just start hyperventilating. I'm now hungover and now cold. We should try it. We'll do that next week. I'm super drunk one time. I'm doing the worst challenge ever. Let's get super drunk one night,

and then we all wake up in the morning, and we just all get a bunch of ice, and we'll just all sit in that little tub upstairs together. Let's podcast in the tub. That's how we die, just electricity. Genevieve comes home like, where are they? We're just skeletons in a tub. You think we decompose that quickly?

Yeah. But the dogs here, they're hungry. They are. I don't like that we don't have actual wings for this and we're using nugs, but there's no excuse not to eat the whole wing. We also need to decide how we're doing this. Are we dousing the wings or is this like a dunk kind of thing? Well, because those ones have droppers

so i think we do three drops on each wing okay better than six so for if you guys haven't figured out judd um thinks black pepper is spicy yeah so he's screwed and i can't wait for it honestly wanted to do this i always wanted to try it but i wanted to try it even more now since i learned how much you don't like spicy things and i don't do spicy that well either but i think it's just on another level for you i think for me personally i never been good with spice so i just avoided it at all costs so like never built a tolerance yeah never built a tolerance. So this is just going to shock the system so much that I'm going to be in pain forever.

What, you just love the heat once you do it? You're like, oh, God, I got to do this. No, my mouth is going to go numb. I think that after one point, I'm just going to go numb and my whole body is going to fall. I'm excited to try the first four. The next five are going to be brutal. So if you want to know, well, I mean, should we just get into it, I guess? Yeah.

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Cucumber mint is my favorite. It's real refreshing. I'm going to go jalapeno lime or ginger lemon. Both got a little bit of kick to it. I like spice. I like spice. I also like the watermelon type. It's very good because watermelon's a very hard flavor. It is a very hard flavor to match. It is. And it's done good.

What is one of the worst watermelon flavors? Jelly Ranchers. It's like overpowering. It's not even watermelon. Because watermelon tastes like... Can I tell you this right now? Nothing really ever tastes like watermelon besides maybe Funny Water. Funny Water tastes like watermelon.

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You guys didn't know I had my own promo code, did you? No, I did not know that. He doesn't know it either. He doesn't even have a spot for a promo code. All right, let's get into the hot ones. Let's ignore the fact that I'm going to cry in this episode. So please, I'm sorry. Okay, I'm going to need, I'm going to have to replenish before we start.

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You guys got to pick it up. I'm going to have to go. We just promised something. We can't uphold that. Cussie doesn't know how to cuss. Send me the link. Send me the link. The only thing Cussie's going to do is just blur that,

and the audio is still going to be there. That's all he can do. It's going to blur and then red bold there and the audio is still going to be there. That's all he can figure out. It's going to blur and then warp, like red, bold. He goes, please do not listen to the next 35 seconds of this. I think I can figure it out. I think that would be pretty funny. If we put it on the Patreon, they have to get to the Patreon. Yeah, and I'm like, fuck, we were overcharged.

Actually, I can start charging you guys to join, and then you have a monthly fee. So maybe the join to join is 3.75. For this month, and then next month we bump it back maybe the joint to join is 3.75 for this month and then next month we bump it back up to what we're actually worth five million dollars you're an idiot if you don't join now numbs clip it that's and we'll be right back cool here's your fork sir we're back on free okay and And we are back. You peasants missed a lot. You missed. We struggled to get these things open. I want to

one, we're going to start with just a plain wing because I'm a little hungry and I think we shouldn't do this on an empty stomach or a plain nugget. And then I kind of just to really get Judd in the spirit of things, I want to show him just how much these things jump up a little bit. So if you guys want to like cheers and wing with me, we can do that.

Judd? Okay. Judas Priest. Here we go. These are good. Anitizers like popcorn and chicken is delicious. Now, how are we spice level, Judd? We're good right now.

This is pretty good. Nothing? No milk needed. There's nothing? Okay, great. Okay. So, we're going to run you down the sauces real quick. That'd be you guys fucking hot wings.

Hit you hot right away. They're like, we're going to fake them out with all this shit. We already dosed them all. They're infused. Yeah. It's like a gusher. So, our nine sauces, which I think is more than we should be doing. There's one more, but the flavors looked good.

The fact that you have two boxes, too many sauces. So we have mango mild, scenic garlic root, the casabella caravan, road raging Cajun. Then we jump up to the heat experiment box which is really where the spice kicks up so we go to green jalapeno are you a jalapeno fan no okay so it is greater than or equal to 25 greater than or equal to there's no possibility of it being less than just so you know it says greater than or equal to 2500 scoville units which by my calculations is a spicy boy then we do a quick little extra hot so we jump and we go to 30 000 scoville units and then if you're thinking wow that's not a big jump we'll go to the third000 Scoville units. And then if you're thinking, wow, that's not a big jump, we'll go to the third one.

350,000 Scoville units. And that's the Red Habanero. And you're like, Michael, that's not enough. We jump to the Ghostbubber, level four. 855,000 Scoville units. And then you're like, Michael,

I am numb. Hit me with it. We hit you with 1.4 million Scoville units to the brain. The fact that they have little nipples or little droppers to put on. Pipettes. Pipettes. Pipettes. I hate that you know that.

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to handle these with rubber gloves. Yeah. No, we should not. We should all have probably towelettes and no one touch their nuts. No one touch their eyes. No one touch their eyes. If you cry, cry. Okay?

It might thin out some of the heat. So I think together we start. I know she's so terrified. All right. So start getting three wings ready. Okay. And then I'm going to ask the first question. I'll do it to Jack.

You're going to preface it? Okay. All right. So obviously in Hot Ones, you have the host ask a really in-depth question about – I think that's a standard, by the way. Okay. Are you okay with that, Jed? Yeah, sure.

I'm not okay with that. I'm going to put different ones. There you go. But the host has in-depth – I'll prep okay with that. I'm going to put different ones. But the host has in-depth... I'll prep. You talk. You're going to want bigger chicken for hotter. Yeah.

Okay. So basically, all the questions are deep thinking questions. And we're going to talk about them while we have our thing. Okay. It's funny that you have to ask it after you eat it. I know. This is going to be fine. This is going to be easy.

This one's going to be. Tabasco? This is what it's going to be like. Yeah, it's going to be. This is mango. Okay. All right. Cheers.

Cheers to hot ones. That's just delicious. That's a good sauce. That's a good sauce. That's a good sauce. Shut up. All right. Jack, Michael has shared many stories on the podcast about his traveling times, and he talks about how he wants to move.

However, you're also a traveler since you visited Bahamas in 2015, and you also lived in Florida. What is your favorite place to visit, and do you have any trip destinations in the future? Okay, so I did visit the Bahamas with my sweet baby girl after high school. We went there with her dad. And the Bahamas were a lot of fun. We went to Italy after we got engaged, and so that was a lot of fun we went to um italy after we got engaged and so that was a lot of fun so we went

to rome and florence and then venice and chinkatere which is really fun it's a little like fishing village and that was like some of the best food i've ever had but i want to go like to england and then i would like to go like someplace like in asia maybe like china or something like that oh yeah i i think i think asia would be a cool one to go to they have really good food so that's what i'm excited for is the food part of it so now uh the next hour is what no so we we've moved up to garlic um bahamas i didn't by the way great sean evans a little very good yeah a I mean, we are the roundies brand hot ones we're doing right now. Oh, shit.

But that was good. I appreciate that. That was a lot of. I got hair in my fork. Did you feel creepy Googling into him like when he went on vacation last? Was I spot on? It was in 2015. Was it?

It was when I graduated high school, yeah. Would you ever live in a different state? Yeah. I lived in Florida. I would have lived in New York if I wanted to move there. I did not. And I would move to some place in Europe probably for work if there was a good opportunity. Okay.

I know this is going to be bad because that was really good, but it sticks around in your mouth. You feel it. It's not bad. I don't feel anything right now. I'm hammered. It's good. It's good. Oh, I needed sticks around in your mouth. You feel it. It's not bad. I don't feel anything right now. I'm hammered. It's good. Oh, I needed to get a funny water. So I'm going to do that.

We'll get a funny water. Next question is for you. Have you traveled anywhere? Upcoming? I don't have any. I have a wedding in Tennessee, which I've never been to. It's on a mountain. Tennessee's got some good mountains. You've never been to Tennessee? I've never been to. It's on a mountain. That'll be really sweet. Tennessee's got some good

mountains and stuff. You've never been to Tennessee? Never been to Tennessee. I've been through it. I think the last three, four years, I've gone once a year. Tennessee and Denver are the two places I go once a year. That's good. We're moving on. We're moving on to scenic garlic.

I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm a garlic fan. i'm a garlic fan you're a garlic fan this is the one i wanted to try so bad okay cheers that's garlicky that's a good one that's garlicky i think that one's easier than the mango mild i agree yeah. Yeah. To preface this, some of the sauces just came as a bunch of hot sauces. We don't know which one's spicier than others.

That one wasn't bad. No, it was not bad at all. Do you like that one better than the mango mild? They're both shitty. All right. Michael. Yeah.

As a person who sees other people eye to eye with many different people, who's your favorite short king and why? I don't see a lot of people eye to eye. I wish I did. I see a lot of people eye to eye with many different people who's your favorite short king and why i don't see a lot of people i'd i i wish i did i see a lot of people i didn't nipple um favorite short king um who's the uh game of thrones guy uh tyrian peter dinklage yeah dinklage yeah um big fan of him i like him saw him in the newest Hunger Games movie. I enjoyed that one a lot. Was that a good movie?

It was very good. I thought that movie was going to end the way the first one ended, and I was like, oh, they just money grab? No, it was very well done. Other short kinks, Danny DeVito. Big Danny DeVito guy. Most people will be surprised to know most of your favorite actors are my height, 5'8". Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise. Me. Zac Efron. Zac Efron. Your favorite comedian, Matt Rife, who's actually six feet tall. That's what I had written for him. We get the same thing. Is it another short joke?

Yeah. Remember when we said last year that you guys were going to not do short jokes in the new year? Matt Rife's six foot, yeah he is yeah but i had a dream once that he was like 410 is matt rife actually canceled i mean he just not good i think that's all right he's good enough he's good enough to be good looking and make it yeah he's good enough if i was that good looking at this point in time i also have not done stand-up comedy in eight months, and I went up because I was so goddamn good looking, I would fail.

I would not sell arenas. But he's good looking enough and just funny enough to sell at arenas, which is pretty cool. That's awesome. I would love to be that age and that hot. I have a picture of him petting Brew. Matt Rive Yeah What was he over

Why was he over here Why was he here No he When he was doing a show We took Brew to a bar And we all met him And he was like Hanging out with Brew

He's actually a pretty cool dude Not gonna lie I'm sure he's actually A very nice guy Not gonna lie I like Matt Rive I don't hate him Matt Rive fan over here

Stan But yeah I think I'd go Peter Dinklage And Danny DeVito are probably the two best short kings out there. Those are good. Also, I forgot Peter Dinklage is an elf. Yeah. He is. He's a South Pole elf.

He's Miles Finch. What is this one? This is, we're moving on to the, it's yellow, which intrigued me. The Cascabella Caravan, which looks like a banana pepper, a pepperoncini, which do have a little spice to them usually on their own. So now. Did you just sniff it?

This is probably the worst one of the three. This one, this one's going to hurt. I think. Um, cheers. Oh, oh boy. It's kind of vinegary taste. It's vinegary. Are you nervous?

Your hands. Right now, this has been a lovely experience. This is a good tasting. Yeah, it's a nice little tasting. Do you want me to ask one now? No. Do you guys think in pictures or thoughts? Pictures

What do you mean? So like sometimes you can envision something Or other than you just like Oh I have this idea and I'm gonna do it I guess I kind of do both It's um Someone told me some people don't Like their inner dialogue isn't words

Like some people think in like noises And like i can have a conversation with myself and i know what i sound like in my head but some people just have like i think bb boop boop bop and they know what that means yeah their picture they're visualizing it rather than saying words to themselves yeah i talk to myself a lot i talk to myself in my head and then i've i see a lot of visuals like if i'm walking down the street in my head while i'm thinking about myself walking down the street, I picture it from across the street and watching me walk across the street.

Does that make sense? Do you do that? What do you do? I, I, I sometimes I'm very picture person, but, uh,

for, for like jokes and stuff, I, I do it. Uh, a lot of my joke writing or something that when I'm fucking dead tired or like super sleepy. And I think everything's funny. Oh, yeah.

And then I write it down. And then after, like, when I'm, you know, when I have a little more energy, I'm like, oh, that's all right. Yeah. And then I find out why it's funny. What do you do? Do you ever do it like when you're trying to fall asleep and you think of something? Yeah. Oh, what do you do?

My notes app. Your notes app. Yeah. I text myself. Yeah. I text myself. Yeah. I text myself. Yeah, that works too.

What's this one? So we're just rifling through them. You want this over with, don't you? As quickly as possible. Road rage and Cajun. We're moving on to road rage and Cajun. You haven't touched the milk yet. I have not touched the milk, and it's like right now it's worrying me how okay I am right now. What if we just –

This is all be done. We're just like, this one's going to be tough, and then it's almost like, have we all be done we're just like this one's gonna be tough and then it was like that was all right i don't know those numbers are getting pretty high over there all right cheers cheers we need to douse some more yeah we need more sauce no yeah all right okay that one's that one i feel Yeah, we need more sauce. No. Yeah. All right. Okay, that one I feel. Now when we start threatening you with more sauce.

I know. I feel like I'm going to go through my nose right now, you know? Very convenient of you. All right, Jack. With the founder of Bird Scooter being from the same area you are, how do you feel about using bird or lime scooters? Also, if you could have an invention, what would it be? an invention what would it be the bird scooters are from appleton yeah the founder of bird scooters from really you went to appleton north you don't say my alumnus um i always do birds

if they have them in the city load me up a little bit actually that um my one invention i've had a couple inventions in my head that i thought would be pretty cool the most recent one which isn't going to hit home with a lot of people but just to done with me you know like the when you're like it's cold and you put shrink wrap the windows yeah yeah yep yep i'm trying to winterize the windows i have a way that you don't have to put tape around the whole window it's a magnetic system that you just latch on to either side of the windows and you heat it up and it shrinks and then when it cools down or whatever afterwards like a couple months later you take it off you just store it later so you don't keep buying it which it's not hitting home that's not hitting

home with anyone no one's excited about that. Sounds sexy. I don't have an invention. I have an idea. Many of us have those. It used to be a joke, but I actually think it could be implemented into society. Who do you hate more, driving, old people or teenagers on their phones? Like really slow old people or the distracted phone drivers? Old people.

Old people, okay. I hate both so i propose the system that instead of your temps being like you need to drive with a parent you need to drive with a grandparent to all their like places they need to go best case scenario the teenage driver kills both of them two birds one stone okay because now grandma's getting to her appointment on time, and little Johnny's got to pay attention because he's got Grandma in the car. Worst case scenario, you know what?

Everyone's safe. Best case scenario, we remove two problems from society. And society, I think it's getting a little overcrowded. You've been to New York recently? I'd like to kill most of them. You've been to New York. We have not. That's pretty good.

I was in the Bahamas in 2015. That's the last trip I took. I thought it was Florida. Okay. This one's going to... I won't say suck, but... Alright, now we're on the numbered one. Now we're on the heat experiment. This one is hotter slightly than the last one. Slightly. We're no longer

pussyfooting around. This one's very mild. This one's jalapeno. Yeah. That was good. You can load me up. I want to be a little bit in pain. Yeah. I got you.

Well, now we're making a good jump, so we're definitely loading up. Can I ask you a question? Hang on. Let me get one from Michael, and then you can ask me it. Michael, when you first met your girlfriend, did you feel like you needed to break some sort of stereotypes of being a white male and also being from a fraternity? You know, so you didn't look like a douche?

I wish you did that with a really hot one. That's so funny. You're such a fucking douche. No. that's so funny you're such a fucking douche no that's a really good that's a really good one that's so funny i was like when's it gonna end and you just kept going oh i thought that there was a twist coming like oh and you want a vacation here no um do i feel like i need to break stereotypes of being a douchey white guy that was in a fraternity no um oh i gotta stop crying and not touch my face no i think like the fraternity stuff is what you make it i think i had the same conception of fraternities um when i went to college as a girl but um but like when you went to college i was like i don't want to pay for my friends i wouldn't do it i didn't do it my freshman year

and then you actually meet you go through college you meet some of the people and some of them like oh it actually isn't half bad and i found a lot of people in the same one i was like i'll try it out and i kind of did it on accident like i ended up drunk at one of their parties and then found people from my floor freshman year and ended up doing it and they're some of my best friends to this day um are there some out there that are like the stereotypical movie douchey for oh my god absolutely every campus people just think they're entitled because they're in something but a lot of it's just connections and you have I mean you had a group of friends in college y'all lived in the same house you kind of had just a mini fraternity you let certain people in when you guys had house parties the same shit it's just a little less money yeah like you don't

paying dues you're paying rent and dues to be in it and so you can throw a little bigger party on some things that's fine there's a lot of opportunities and now i know people all around the country for um i don't know networking yeah networking's great yeah what about you being a racist frat guy this one doesn't want us to do it because oh my god can you just pick it up um can you uh hold that for a second? So what's your question, Jed? You have to answer your question for me. After you open it up. After we have this number two.

No, no, no. Ask me the question now. No, I want a heat. I have plenty more questions. I'll give you another one. I'll give you a different one. I want the one where you get heated. Well, Jed, I think we all know from listening to you on this podcast many times, you play

lots of different types of sports. Would I be correct in making that assumption? That's correct. All right. So baseball, wiffle ball, kickball, dodgeball. I play football, basketball, baseball. Football, basketball. What would be your favorite sport to play when you were in your prime,

and what would you play now? What's your favorite sport to play now? Yeah. I mean, obviously baseball is what, like, you know, got me through college and all that stuff, and that's what I played. But football was the football. There's nothing like it because that's like the ones where you can't really play after

high school. If you're not like playing a college level. And I got to be like the quarterback. And I was the quarterback, the punt returner, the kick returner and the cornerback. Dude, you were the athlete. Well, I was I came from a social small school. I did not leave the field to the point that I had, like, a freshman designed to go run and grab my gloves.

Really? They'd be like, oh, go grab his gloves. That's so funny. Could you imagine being Glove Boy? And, like, it was very fun, but it was a cool thing because I never played quarterback until my junior year of high school. And by my senior year, we made the playoffs for the first time in like the schools

in like 30 years so it was a huge thing and yeah it was pretty cool that's like one of your favorite memories of sports and then like if you could play any sport right now and obviously not at the highest level but like if you could just like continuously always play it from

now probably till you died what would it be? I still think football is pretty cool. Football is just an amazing sport. You see the numbers of people who watch football. It eclipses everything. It's such a fun sport. Yeah. It's a big team sport.

That's the big thing. I feel like everyone is always brought back to me and like, well, this is a lot of fun. A lot of my closest friends are from football. What's this one? This one is extra hot. We've jumped from 2,500 to 30,000 Scoville units. I have a question for all of us, but we'll take this. I think this is when it starts getting a little spicy, according to the box.

This one does smell a little hot. Yeah. His face immediately, he goes down like he's like, if I got to throw up, I'll throw up. Feel a little more on the tongue. Yeah. That was the hottest by far. After this, it gets bad. So, I'm not going do the sean evans thing

but i always find interest like i love origin stories um so i'm starting to feel it in my mouth for sure um i love origin stories like um the new hunger games movie i saw it like how things start what is the joke and the comedian that got you into doing comedy uh comedian or both both because i feel like there's like one or two jokes that you remember even growing up uh hot pockets are done um when i when i was a kid i watched a lot of like county central or like you know the 30 minute special and mitch hedberg was, was someone I really loved and admired. And, uh,

there's so many of his jokes that are so easily like stairs or escalators never broke. It's just temporarily stairs, you know, it's just like things like that. Or like, I think, uh,

you know, Pringles first, you know, thought of an idea of making tennis balls but instead a bunch of potatoes showed up and they were just a fucking cool company. That's so funny.

Stuff like that. It was so easy to like, why didn't I think of that? But then when you get into comedy you're like oh, that's an amazing art that he did. Yeah. The one that made me really like, I probably quoted it so many times, me and my buddy.

I've probably watched it so many. I've probably watched over 100 hours of this same special. It was Chris Porter, Ugly and Angry. And I watched it just with my friend, my best man at my wedding, every night after he came up from the bars. And it was, he talked about Taco Bell, just stupid shit, pickles on sandwiches, and I hate pickles. And then he does this one joke about

how when he comes to bed, his girlfriend made him sleep on the side close to the door in case someone comes in and tries to rape her. He would be on the side close to his door. And he goes, well, that makes you believe that I would sleep through a rape. And he goes, well, that makes you believe that I would sleep through a rape. And he just goes, hey.

He goes, at the very least, just nudge me. And he goes, hey, rape nudge. He's just like. And I actually have that vinyl. He signed it for me, and I got it for him, too. So that's just so stupid, because remember like my mom telling my dad, like you are on the one close to the door in case an intruder comes in and him just like making every like thing I thought like a masculine person

should be doing. Then just dismantling it with like a, Hey, I'm getting ready. It's very funny, but like, I mean, Nate Bargetti has one of those.

Yeah. The pillow and the knife. Yeah. That's immediately what I thought of. I was like, oh, that was really funny. But, yeah, so I like Chris Porter. And then have you ever seen James Acaster? This was pretty recent.

I liked his stuff a lot. It was just, like, so silly where it was just, like, only one of a kind kind of jokes where I was like, this guy's, like, really, really funny. I tell you guys, we saw one of his recent specials. He starts on his knees for 15 minutes. He starts on his knees for 15 minutes and does jokes. And then he goes, and he stands up. He goes, all right, now I'm starting this special. Because in figure skating, when they do the stuff on their knees

when they're dancing on the floor like that, they haven't started their time yet so that's the way they can get the song the exact moment of time there because once they're on their skates that's when the time starts so he started his special on his knees talking about real stuff

interesting stuff and then as soon as he got up he's like I know I'm starting it he's like so clever you could think of everything he's saying as he's doing it, but you couldn't. You know what I mean? Very low-hanging fruit, but creative.

Go watch James Acaster on Truth or Lie. And he has crazy stories, and then they have to guess if it's the truth or a lie. It's very funny. The British television in general is phenomenal. 8 out of 10 cats this countdown might be one of the funniest things. I fucking love it. The poem from? Joe Wilkinson.

Yeah. Oh, my God. They caught me peeing in the train station. They're like, name your willy. That's what it is. Have you seen this? He's like, how can you name your willyy but you can't name other people's willies? So he goes to a train stop and names people's willies.

We'll show it to you after this. After people in his life. You're like my old high school history teacher. I would say mine is I grew up watching the Blue Collar stuff. And I had the blue collar DVD. And I think where I found the love of just hanging out and podcasting, for one, is at the end of those shows, they all come out on bar stools. And their wives send in pictures.

They take questions. They kind of just shoot the shit. Kind of like if us three were at a bar just talking shit, which I loved. I was like, that's just fun to do. But I liked the stories and then tying everything together and so like even when i would write papers in college and you feel it all pieced together i was like i love this puzzle and it's so fun watching people laugh too especially if you can reward people for listening and bring them all together like i will always be the person that tries to like reference something from joke two with joke 10 and i would say what's his name um not jeff foxworthy

he was our bill angball was like the first storyteller i really like tom segura obviously now and then just being dirty and being able to like say kind of whatever you want i think ron white was phenomenal with that i mean having like the special needs jokes and whatnot and getting away with it at the time i mean it was great i mean like the yellow boots and shit like that it was i've very recently been working with a lot of people that have stories about the blue collar guys yeah um and like larry the cable guy he had so many different uh like characters that he would do on stage. And his closer was Larry the Cable Guy.

And then someone was just like, hey, do that one. Yeah, just be that one. And he just wrote more jokes and more jokes about it. And he just then was Larry for the rest of the... That's pretty wild.

Yeah. And then... Load me up, dude. That seems like a lot. Load me up. That seems like a lot. Load me up. That seems like too much. Load me up. I feel like we shouldn't be wasting too much time in between, but then again,

I felt the last one for sure. Not bad. In terms of like, what did you think of the last one? I can still feel my mouth a little bit tingly. But so far, I am. The way these are going, are you expecting to have milk? I don't know. I don't know.

Honestly, we're on number three, and it seems dangerous. It's a big uptick. Yeah, so we're going from 3030,000 to $350,000. So this one should kick you in the balls. Okay. Let's fucking do it then. All right. I'll be honest with you.

Now I'm starting to... I might... Because I have more questions than we have things. Yeah. I might give you... Jack, I might give you one, and Michael, I might give you one. All right, let's do it. We could also ask them afterwards. I feel like as our mouth is burning when we're doing the Carolina Reaper, we could ask a few of them. Yeah. I might give you, like Jack, I might give you one and Michael, I might give you one. All right, let's do it. We can also ask him afterwards.

I feel like as our mouth is burning when we're doing the Carolina Reaper, we could ask a few of them. All right, go for it. Cheers, guys.

Fuck. I think as the wings get colder, the sauces aren't as hot. I don't feel anything. I'm like waiting for this to suck. And I'm starting to think this was the easiest one. No, that wasn't the easiest one.

I straight up feel nothing. I feel something. All right. Ask us questions. We can get to the next one. I want to see if we actually freak out. All right, Jack. I'll something. All right. Asking the questions we can get to the next one. I want to see if we actually freak out. All right, Jack.

I'll tell you what. If we don't reach for the milk, we're doing this again. Jack, you went with a lot of extra. You went to high school with a famous influencer, rapper, dancer,

and skateboarder named Roy Purdy. Yep. What talents would you like to add to your repertoire? From him? No. Any type of...

I actually went to Roy Pardee's cabin. Roy Pardee's cabin two Christmases ago. Wow. Not because I know him very well, but my fiance, her older brother, is pretty good friends with his older brother. Let's not do that. Yeah, load me up.

Load me up. Load him up, too. Let's not do that. Yeah, load me up. Load me up. Load him up, too. But I would like to be a, I would really like to be funny on stage. So you can pull it off here, but on stage, different beast. But I would like to be funny on stage, and I would really like to be able to sing because I swear to God,

everyone on this planet is living a worse life because I can't sing because me in concert would be pretty fucking cool. And I know that for a fact. That might be the number one fantasy I have is like picturing myself performing a song. Like when you're in a car and you're feeling yourself like, imagine if this was fucking me. Oh, my God.

That would be so damn good. I would easily trade all of my good qualities to be able to sing right now. Yeah. Which isn't a lot. It's not a good trade-off, but... Your height? You would give up your height to be a good singer?

I'd be 5'6". Yeah, give up those two inches. I'd get shorter to be a good singer. So do you want any other questions I was going to ask you about your height? Yeah, that was honestly the easiest one. That was easier than the hub. How tall are you actually? 5'8".

And why is that two inches taller than you actually are? That was mine. Yeah. I was like, that's so funny. That is so funny. That's great. I wish I could tell you I was 5 That's so funny That's great That's great I wish I could tell you I was 5'10

But because of that I'm like I will never be the guy I'm 5'10 But really fucking stand up Nah I don't want to Nope Like sometimes I get

Shorter when I stand up Depending on what kind of stool You're sitting on Yeah Like if you're at a bar stool And You kinda I'm gonna go to the bathroom

And then you see the people That get up and you're like, oh, he kind of shrunk. Like, that's a short fucking, that's me sometimes. It sucks. But yeah, I'm glad that's all you guys have on me.

It's just I'm fucking short. I have plenty more. You had a month one. You have a distal head of month one. All right. Michael, with your most famous videos, you wear the penis costume.

Yeah. What video do you wish you would get more views that doesn't have your dick out? There's a lot of them that I thought would actually be way bigger than they actually were. I mean, the hardest I've ever laughed in a video, I think, is doing that penis costume one. I thought the one of me saying I wanted to be taller on new year's would do a lot better um and him being let's do something realistic a little attainable there's a lot of them i'm like this is gold like i'm laughing but then again you revisit uh three months there like who actually fucking cares there's no substance to this sometimes like you you put them out and like

oh this is a good sound for someone but not everyone's creative or it doesn't get pushed out to the right people and stuff like that. So, I mean, we got lucky with that one. I mean, the other video got pushed out to the right person and kind of put us in the algorithm. That was fun. I think there's a lot of them that are genuinely entertaining, and I think they'd be more entertaining if we had more people who like knew us personally stuff like that um off the top of my head i mean that one was good i thought for sure your parking ticket one your story that's such a good one for sure

like that's a story that like it's a good everyone should know like that that was phenomenal um but i don't know what it is. Whenever I do something with Sam, who is in that penis costume video, we've never had a bad episode. He's the number one episode we've ever had, number one TikTok we've ever had. I mean, the kid's a bona fide fucking idiot sometimes, so it's easy. He's a good-looking dude, though. He's handsome.

And that dick costume of his. Was he in a dick costume yeah he's a criminal yeah wait wait he was a criminal wait yeah i thought you guys were both dresses dicks he might have been had his dick out why i mean he wore a jumpsuit because he went to prison earlier that year and stuff like that prison but jail um but it was i mean we did the uh that's from i have a ideal person question game so i have a list of like either or questions that i could ask both of you um if you weren't with someone like let's find your ideal person i started in college and it's just like stemmed to like 45 questions now of like blonde brunette, taller, shorter, older, younger, stuff like that, and they get weirder and weirder. And then I go like – and then one I go type A or type B, which is like personality type, and he goes, you mean blood type?

I go, who the fuck is blood type? Dexter? Yeah, and then he – like just little things. I love when people miss like say words, like when you do it. He had one. He goes, I don't know, man. If I get arthritis, you might as well just kill me. What did you say?

Arthritis. That's when it turns into an art form. Arthritis. I think we do a last drop for both of these. I don't know what that means. Hit me up with a lot of it. I want to feel something. Something real.

Oh. hit me up with a lot of it i want to feel something something real these are hard as rocks they're so cold this is ghost pepper this at one point in our lives was the hottest pepper oh shit good luck everyone yeah everyone. Yeah. I'm starting to get it a little bit. There is something there. It's on the tongue. All right, John, I have a question for you.

I feel like I'm on this fucking dragon right now. Just blowing. You are old enough to be my dad. If you were, what would you tell me is words of wisdom? Oh, man. Okay, by the way, the key is i'm not putting the holy shit i'm not putting the sauce on the whole wing you gotta put sauce side down on your jack open up i would tell you never oh my god i don't think These are meant for human consumption

I would tell you I would tell you enjoy life As much as possible Don't fuck anything hot Just be a good person to everybody And be genuine Just be a genuine person Don't ever fake anything

Be genuine Ginger lemon really cuts the spice. Thanks, Dad. What did he say? He said be genuine. Does that mean that I'm not genuine? Did he also attack me with that answer? Look at him.

Jack. Jack. Jack, what would 18-year-old Jack think about the Jack you are today? Oh, God. 18-year-old Jack would be like. And the milk has come out. It is pretty warm. Yeah.

That's a warm wing. Do you feel it? Yeah. After that drop, I definitely feel it. 18-year-old Jack would be like, you know what? You did a couple things that I really wanted to do. And I'm very happy about that. And then he'd also be like, actually, 18-year-old Jack probably didn't think he'd be marrying her.

Because 18-year-old Jack had a crush on her since 15-year-old Jack was around. And then they ended up starting dating. And my mouth is numb, and I can't talk very well. So he'd be like, wow, that was pretty cool of you. And then he'd also be like, you know what? I think you've been doing a pretty good job with everything all things considered is going on. I think you're doing a good job. And also, I think you need to party harder.

We can party harder? Yeah, because 18-year-old Jack would be like, wait, what are you doing right now? You're going to bed at 10 o'clock on New Year's Eve? You should be shotgunning beers, butt-chugging champagne. And I didn't do that. I'm sorry, 18-year-old Jack, but guess what? When 18-year-old Jack turns 26-year-old Jack, you're going to get what I'm going through. And let me tell you, I wish I was pardoned hard, too, but I'm getting these shackles and chains that it's called My Sweet Baby Girl.

And I have a T-shirt with her on it, and it's a beautiful T-shirt. I'll be honest with you, this sucks. It's a well-crafted T-shirt. t-shirt with her on it and it's a beautiful t-shirt. I'll be honest with you, this sucks. It's a well-crafted t-shirt. Kuski, as many would describe you as a self-starter, what motivates you? Oh, fuck in my... Fuck in your what?

On the sauce? I need milk. Mmm. Mm-hmm, I don't like the, the Reaper, I'm gonna be honest, or the Pepper, um, my family, I, uh, I'm very thankful for what they have given me, um, and I want nothing more than to repay both my parents. And holy fuck. But yeah, I want to give the people I care about an easy life. I'm not smart enough to do a normal 9 to 5 job and make a lot of money. So I figured why not just gamble and put my penis on the line and make a lot of money and then give it back to them that way.

This is going to be good. All right, let me load it up while you guys talk. No, actually, Kuski, can you? Yeah, I can ask questions. I got to burp. I'm going to throw up. No, that one. I have three questions left for you.

Three. Three. No, these are all for both. I will. I put, like, two. We don't need to do a lot of this, so I'm telling you that right now. But tell me about your weirdest reoccurring dream. Oh, that's probably very funny.

I don't dream that often. Like, I don't remember my dreams. Okay. So I'm very lucky that I don't have, like, I wake up and I'm like, oh, God, I was this. I could tell you maybe it was bad or or good but other than that i could not tell you what happens in my dreams i'm very lucky that way and i'm very good at falling asleep like i can shut my mind off very well which a lot of people are very jealous about yeah i can't do that um

um mine it's a nightmare i've had since I was a kid stop putting it in the fucking wing thank god so that he just turkey basted my fucking chicken nugget so

mine is it was a nightmare I've had since I was a kid. It's abstract as hell. So it's just like TV static, but it's not static. It's like a bunch of lines going over and it starts like super wide. And then I'm like, oh, this is okay. And then all of a sudden it just gets like really close together and I freak out and

I don't know what it means, but I think I'm claustrophobic. Yeah. and I freak out and I don't know what it means, but I think I'm claustrophobic. Are you bringing more in there? Yeah. You silly goose. You're such a C word. You inject mine. We got to last stab this one, right? We'll last drop it, we'll call it.

Yeah, drop drop me holy shit everyone needs them the fact that you don't feel anything right now judd you i've got a little warmth okay here use that after you're done to cleanse the palate just after you're done okay um so they really ramp up from, honestly, Red Hoppin' Arrow, easy. Now, I'm fine. You just have that tingly feeling, but that one didn't hurt. It was just a lot at once. This one's going to suck.

The ghost pepper one was a lot. The ghost pepper one was like hot. We're doubling ghost pepper right now, basically. Yeah, and I put a lot of sauce on. Not on yours, don't worry. I was gentle with yours until Kuski did it. This is going to suck. All right.

You guys ready for this? I hate. Cheers. Cheers, everybody. Cheers. Good job. See you next year. Happy New Year's. Cheers, everybody. Cheers. Good job. See you next year. Happy New Year's.

Oh, we'll fuck. Oh, my God. It hurts. You ever watch hot ones? They're like, I have a high. I'm there. I'm also so full. Genuinely, I think the last one was hotter. But it might have to take a bit.

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And I'm doing this because I am a company man, Funny Water. A company man for Fat Ten, Sam. How is that bad? And also Rogue. If you want to ever give me anything cool, that'd be really awesome. I'd really appreciate it. Holy shit. Make sure you drink Wisconsin-ably me anything cool, that'd be really awesome. I'd really appreciate it. Holy shit. Make sure you drink Wisconsin-ably, though.

They haven't paid us yet. Kuski, what's your... Sliced bread. I'm just full right now. Yeah, it's just a... Sliced bread. Honestly, it's sliced warm bread with butter. Oh, man.

Rogue Boats are also in there for me. What is your favorite smell that has a memory attached to it? Mmm. describe that smell describe that smell i don't have the camera picked that up that was just for the boys in the back for the boys in the back the camera crew that's hot holy shit all right um favorite smell uh That's hot. Holy shit. All right. Favorite smell. Holy fuck. I don't... I don't have a favorite smell.

Cinnamon rolls? Okay. Yeah. Those are really damn good. Wake up in the morning and mom's making cinnamon rolls? Holy shit. That's amazing. Cinnamon rolls Okay Yeah Those are really damn good Wake up in the morning Your mom's making cinnamon rolls Holy shit

That's amazing Those sugar coated nuts At carnivals Oh Those are great There's no memory attached But I just remember going I wish I could buy those

Yeah I get that I just want my mouth To stop watering The last one is What makes you guys Feel the most alive? I fucking Carolina Reaper The last one is, what makes you guys feel the most alive? How are we getting out?

Carolina Reaper. Staying up for one. I like doing that. That's cool. Getting outside your comfort zone. Doing stuff like this. This is now in my comfort zone, but starting it, starting to stand up, new job, whatever, taking a leap and not staying in, like, a comfortable lane your whole life.

Holy crap. This one lingers. Yeah, it's definitely there. You're doing pretty damn well. Yeah. Oh, I need a beer. It's because you didn't go throw up? Maybe.

Do you think he's going to? I don't think so. That one was hot, though. It's uncomfortable. But I think... Why do people do this to themselves? I don't ever understand real hot sauce people. Those first four, and even jalapeno, I thought were really good.

I could have those as wing sauces. That garlic one is damn good. That's actually hot. Yeah. The challenge stuff. I'm going to be honest with you, though. Someone asked me to do it again. As long as it's filmed

I'd do it again Yeah Yeah I do a lot of shit on camera What I haven't told them Is That's actually What we're gonna do for 2024

Is We're doing this Every episode Until we're like We could drink it My nose hurts. Are you getting that right here? No, my mouth's just watering.

I don't like that. A little bit of nose tingles. I need to poop. What was the question? Do I have to answer it? Yeah. What makes you feel the most alive? Oh, I said hot challenges.

All right, your turn. I have a question. It's a dumb one, but let's say I guess I can change it a bit. The question initially was let's say you were to win the lottery. What does your today look like five years from now? How much is the lottery? That was going to be my follow-up question too. Let's call it $250 million.

Geez, I was hoping for call it $250 million. Jeez, I was hoping for one. $250 million. My today would be pretty much the same thing in a little bit bigger house. I'd pay off my... I'd buy my grandparents' house and pay for them for retirement. And then I would have some pretty cool cars

and I would quit my job, and I would just do whatever the fuck I wanted forever. That's all it would be. So it would be a lot of like... So you would have done what you did today, actually? Yeah, but I would have alleviated financial stress from everyone else, and I would just be partying. That's all I want to do.

That's all I want to do. Man, for me, I don't really know i would i would probably still do what i do today but maybe not in wisconsin yeah i would have i would have a i would say the first thing i would buy would be a jet because uh i heard a rich person once say this so i think it's got to be true uh the only thing you can't buy is your time so you might as well get there as quick as possible so that's what i would buy by jet and i'd probably be in california or someplace warm yep no that'd be nice absolutely last one what would you do you can't skirt over the question what would i do i would

i mean be doing this just at a grander scale. And I'd like to say the same thing with you. I would go just to pursue hobbies forever. Provided we're all still alive in five years, what does he think this podcast looks like in five years? Just like this. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm not eating enough spicy sauce to bring us to the stratosphere. Yeah.

Wait, did you add in the if we're all alive part for me? Because I'm the oldest one. Well, we never know when Judd's going to kick it. I think he's worried about me. I just shocked myself yesterday. Who's going to die first? That's a good question. I could throw up right now.

Who do you think is going to die first? Yeah. Oh good question. I could throw up right now. Who do you think is going to die first? Yeah, Kuski. Oh, me. Yeah, probably Kuski. People are going to confuse him for a speed bump in the parking lot. Actually, you might die first. They say the taller you are, the less life expectancy. Yeah, but that's when you're seven feet tall, not an average height.

Ugh. Kuski's not feeling great right now I got tummy issues Yeah you get some Pepto-Bismol or some Tums You thought he was gonna Throw up I uh Yeah no I knew my stomach

Was gonna hurt after this I would love to see the over under On me throwing up You're doing great Yeah I would've put money on you Not throwing up Should we end it?

What time are we at? I don't know. Yeah, it's 8 o'clock. Let's end it. Thank you. Thank you for watching, everybody. We had fun. Do the Hot Ones Challenge.

Drink funny water. And please, drink Wisconsin Blue. Go Rogue. Good night.