Fat Chance Podcast - Horror Films, Mystery Musicians & Diddy Ep.137

Episode Date: September 26, 2024

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Oh, that's fun. They do great things now. They've been really hitting the they went south after the double polo pop. Yeah. You know, and the Puka shells, once the Puka shells went out, they're like, shit, what do we do? They rebranded and they've been killing it. We've been going like oversized vintage sports gear well they all yeah they also got the do they have any flagship stores like brick and mortars anymore oh yeah it's right does it still they got reek of cologne in there oh no that's Hollister they got and they got one at Mayfair which is the mall that I send everything to because I'm too cheap to pay for delivery.

It's not too bad. I mean it's right down the road might as well just go and do it. Yeah I think they're doing great but also they got that NFL deal. Oh yeah. Because like you can't just license that. No. So they must have got that deal and I'm like that's so smart of them. They can just put these oversized sweatshirts and it's like perfect and they look good they look like they're throwback shit yeah and it's like that's kind of what people are like liking right now I mean like going to the Packer Pro shop the only thing I want is either like a hoodie or a jersey because I don't want a green Nike dry fit t-shirt to wear around dude, even the Nike dry fit stuff. I It's like Made bad now. It's just like they're trying to mass produce it so much and yeah, it's not the same

It's not the same But Yeah, it's been a good spot. I'm gonna find some New gems for the for the season here. We'll see. Just take you to my grandpa's. Rachel and I went to my grandpa's yesterday. He's got all this property and his house is abandoned.

He lives in my grandma's condo now and he's just got all this old just crap. But he had his whole stack of like, with the tags on, Atlanta Falcons like 1998 Conference Champions hat, there was a Packers Super Bowl hat, they're extremely dirty, just from sitting in like a dusty house, I took two of them. I also, I took two of his watches.

He doesn't know, he'll never know. You didn't clean those, you know, I didn't clean them. Yeah, I just, I was gonna basically ask you how to clean an old hat. Yeah, I just I was gonna basically ask you how to clean a an old I can yeah after the pile, but They I took two watches and Rachel opened it up He goes this is his watch he got for working at Chrysler for 36 years. I was like I feel pretty bad I'm gonna go return that one. He's never gonna use it, but like I'm gonna wait till he dies

Yeah, and then then I should I don't know. I think he was doing some shady shit cuz he has so much Stuff and property for someone who worked at Chrysler. I don't know what they were paying their Chrysler employees back in 1952 but He's got a lot. He was selling a lot of fucking cars. He was just pushing metal dude. It could be.

The brawler fucking sold out of them. He sold them all. There's over 15 to 20 tractors. That's so many tractors is more than you ever need. There's over 15 to 20 cars Four snowmobiles two slot machines enough tools for like four Autozone. Oh once one saw machine runs dry Which I went I went to my grandma so it's like ugly sweater season and my grandma was the best with like the vintage

Like holiday sweaters were like the the snowman is popping out, you know, like oh real like a pop-up book Yeah, yeah, so it's like my grandma was great with that. So I went to her and I was like, alright I'm gonna go in your closet. I'm going to pick out one. Like, and she had this vest. It had like reindeer that like lit up and it jangled. So I, you know, like when you like walk, it jing and I pick it on my grandma, I'm going to take this for the weekend. She goes, I was going to wear that tonight. No, I was like, grandma, you're going to rock it. I'll pick, no. Grandma, you're just going to be one of those. I was like, Grandma, you're going to rock it. I'll pick something else.

Some grandpas are just like, that generation doesn't want to lose stuff. My grandpa does not like losing money or just giving stuff away, necessarily. We found an old typewriter in his basement. I'm like, this would actually look really cool if it was cleaned up. And we brought it back.

And on Thanksgiving two years ago, no one's touched this typewriter since. I looked up how to clean it, way too much work. I go, all right, it's just gonna sit here. It'll sit here for a while. And my mom's like, we have to hide this, otherwise he's gonna ask about, hey, where is it? Is it clean, all this stuff?

I'm like, dude, you just gotta let some stuff go. You're never gonna see it again, and it's just it's useless he bought My dad was telling me this last night. He bought Someone's house and the stuff in it outright just cuz he got a deal and so now he has in his house Boxes, I'm like enough boxes to fill this room of like show jewelry just fake jewelry Just exactly exactly Do you need a box of like one of those old like dull banana or whatever boxes?

thousands That's why we think there's money in the walls Yeah, cuz they don't trust banks like they cuz they lived through the Great Depression of dollars in his mattress. That's why we think there's money in the walls. Yeah. Because they don't trust banks like they because they live through the Great Depression. So they're like banks are crazy. So my grandma stuffed thousands and thousands of dollars under his mattress and then I always complain about his back. So I don't know why. It's a classic old man move. Oh my back hurts. Well yeah you're sleeping on thousands and thousands of dollars. They're not even like laid out properly. It's just a giant pile and he put the mattress over it.

Just right in the middle. Yeah. It's like, no wonder, dude, why are you walking like that? My grandparents' basement is just full of like old childhood toys that they think. You're going to use one day? My grandkids are going to want. And it's like, I didn't even play with them when I was a kid

because they were my like aunt and my dad's Toys and they were just old and beat up. It was like the creepiest dolls and Yeah, I that aren't cool anymore I think there's levels of like toys your parents should keep for your kids because you know We were talking about it upstairs because you guys babysat those kids this past weekend is like They're expensive. So you know, hey, if someone can give me a bucket of toys to entertain my two-year-old who's not gonna know the difference for a while, great.

And maybe they'll get into something I liked as well. So like my dad saved all our Hot Wheels, we have a bucket of Legos, we have Power Rangers. I think that stuff is pretty universal. But the old like soft plush dolls that look like they're in horror movies now, absolutely not. Burn them.

You need to burn them. That's not coming to my house. I'm not taking it out of that house. That's being sold and hidden in their afters. It's not gonna get, who's gonna buy that? No, no, no, it's gonna get sold with the house. We're just gonna hide it somewhere. Oh yeah.

Cause that's so, I saw like Reddit, such like things where people like do things to scare people. Like they put a doll somewhere in a house Like that's like I think that's so funny one time someone put like a creepy doll like in the wall of the house So like if someone had to do work yeah, it would like cut it open and see it That is so fucking good idea though. He's so crazy. That's so funny. You're you ruined whoever lives there's lies forever yeah Imagine you like hey you find that they move and someone else had the same idea and they find another doll in the wall

They're like I'm just done. I think my life is over. I can't do anything now that would be insane. Mm-hmm I mean, that'd be funny, but We'll see you don't like that do you know that's mean that's so do you like horror movies movies I'm not like I don't go get it spooky yeah but I hate them the creepy like paranormal shit can't the paranormal I think freaks me out the most like the most real-life stuff I think we've had this conversation. Yeah, or like gory shit to like peeling people's fingernails back. No, thanks I don't need to see that no, you're not a big fan of the saw ones a saw

I think the saw is Interesting but disturbing where I'm like, I really am a little unsettled but the concept of it I thought was very interesting I do like the stories of them. Yeah, so what I do is I read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia or something just just so I know what happened But I'm so scared to watch it. I watched a watch my like noon I think was at the conjuring that was like one of the scary movies back in the day like We had like a group of like 15 people

We were down when we were living down in Florida and we were all in the living room and I was on the floor And that Samsung Logo right there. I watched the movie, but I just stared at that logo like that's all I did I just sat there and then when people jumped I jumped and that was that was it and I was just so Excited when the movie was over cuz like I'd literally For two fucking hours not to die I did watch Parallel activity one though, and I did that in a buddy, like they had an old beaten down van on his land, and they just ran an extension cord

and put like a tube TV in the back of the van. That's fun, I love that. Yeah, and so we watched that, and that was scary and it was like a stormy night, so that was funny until his mom, like thought it would be funny, we were all watching this, his mom comes out and just starts banging the fuck

out of the windows. And I swear to God, I didn't cry, but I whimpered. Did you poop a little? It was so scary, man. I was like, that's the wrong word. But also a good move on the mom's part. Solid mom move. I think the weather definitely makes it ten times worse.

Yeah. She came out with rain boots on and an umbrella. Yeah prank. She got ready for it Oh, it's incredible to ruin my you'll do that with your kids one day. Absolutely. You're gonna encourage them Hey go watch this movie in a van When we were at my grandpa's yesterday, it was stormy. It was rainy windy dark the whole day and it's an old house No one's been there. It creaks. It makes noise I opened the basement door Rachel looks me goes you couldn't pay me enough money to go down there And I was like you're starting to freak me out

I've been here hundreds of times and all of a sudden we heard a noise just like and she looked at me like someone had her at gunpoint and I'm I'm free. I'm like, what was that? And now I'm on edge in a house. I've been to a million And now I'm on edge in a house I've been to a million times. I never felt a little bit of that into the ghouls. And not once. I'm a grown little man and I was like, I want my mom. See, for me, I, so I grew up in a farmhouse. So to get to the basement you had to go outside the house and go downstairs.

Oh, those creepy ones? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck that. Yeah. So you go down like Oh those creepy ones. Yeah, you all that So you go down Like under the house fuck that it's like what do you keep in your farm basement? They have another freezer down there Another freezer so we put like meat. Yeah, but then there's also where we keep the Jars of pickles and that was the head but horse also are prepping where the water softener is. So we have to put salt in it and you do that multiple times. And I've never been scared

to go down there. It's fine. It's just it's just dark. And but to like to turn on the light is one of the old like oh and And it like just dust falls off of it flickers a little yeah, just flickers the whole time To the point where it's like yeah, this is I get why people will be scared down here What if you just pulled that string and there was another person right sharing right there the whole time I'm thinking is there better be snake that's not all I'm thinking. There's anything else. There could be a literal demon in front of me but I'm like are you a snake demon? I go you I if I see a face pop out I'm losing it I'm always looking for eyes

I'm always looking for eyes I'm always looking for eyes if there if there's a snake guess what grab it by the back of the neck there's a demon there's a good chance it's gonna tell you something terrible and eat you or possess you or start crawling like a spider and doing creepy shit like that oh wait do you think I'm gonna grab a snake by the back of the neck I mean yeah absolutely it's much easier to do than fight a demon. But a demon could easily go and like do the back hand spring and then twist its head to look at you. So you can't grab it by the back of the neck. I mean I'm I'm team snake on this one. Snakes. You can handle snakes demons. I don't even step on the cross on me. You joke. If I ever get bit by a snake he was in like doing tours for doing shows for

the overseas for the for the troops. And he said if you get bit by a snake just grab the snake and bring it to the doctor. Oh yeah. They will tell you then then the venom they need to give you. And he goes oh so once I get bit by a snake I got to get together and catch a snake. And also what they catch it. I don't know it's I'm just going to keep on getting bit. Well there's so many wounds. Yeah I got bit by a snake 30 times. But imagine getting bit by a demon 30 times. You just pisses. I tell you guys the fire alarm story in my basement. No I actually thought I had someone in my basement? Same thought. I always think, alright, someone's lurking around the corner of the basement as a kid. When I went downstairs in my basement with a kid to my dad's workroom where our big freezer was, whatever we had

like extra food, our sodas were down there, I go down and I haven't turned any of the lights on. I've grown up enough where I'm like, I can just have like the downstairs light. Come on. And we're good to go. And I go down the stairs, go around, open the door to my dad's workroom, which is the unfinished part, the scary part of the basement. The scary part of the basement. The unfinished part. And as I open the door, I hear a noise and then a voice here EEP and then what I think is someone basically saying I'm gonna murder you and I Ran so fucking fast. I was there's I lost it. I go. What the hell was that?

And I like go back and I listen I hear beep Beep and I'm like, beep beep and I'm like holy fuck I'm like I have to go down there so I go back down the fire alarm Had been beeping because it ran out of batteries, but apparently this a fire alarm after like eight beeps Says to you batteries low But it didn't say for the first eight beeps I went down there. I opened the door and said batteries. I heard I'm gonna kill you 22 I was probably you would still be scared. I was probably like 16 17 No way

No way we should do We should write a scary movie. We should do a mad Libs for a scary movie Michael grows six inches that would be pretty spooky all right you're gonna tell us our yeah we got we got week three in the books yes we do we what we didn't talk about last week is that Michael and Jack played each other and and still fucking pissed about that. My power rankings are bullshit. Those are even in Goliath and Michael has not won all year has a really shitty team and Beat Jack. I was ranked number one and he was ranked last It was a real

he was ranked last. It was a real that was a real underdog story. I'm happy for you. I'm pissed the way it happened. It ruined my Monday. Like I'm not telling. I couldn't tell you how shitty my night was. The missus was watching the perfect couple TV show on Netflix and I was like this is like a pretty interesting show, but I'm so fucking worried that Michael's gonna beat me right now And so I'm watching it on TV to my phone and I'm just Literally just so intensely watching this Bengals game. Just hoping that we continue to score on the defense to shave off points yeah, and that for somehow the Commanders can stop you from scoring and scoring and you're down the whole time.

So I was like, fuck, there's absolutely no way we're gonna be able to stop it. He, I think Jamar Chase caught the touchdown that put you over like 117. Then I went back down cause they scored again. I was like, oh shit. I was like, fuck, this might be it. Then Zach Moss got a touchdown.

And I was like, fuck. And I threw my phone and I just rolled over and didn't talk. I didn't say good night. I put on my mouth tape because I've been wearing the hostage tape put on the mouth tape and just went to bed cranky. I couldn't even vent to Jen about it because I had my mouth tape on. It sucked. Congratulations on the win. Go fuck yourself. So I'm I'm Monday night. I'm in Green Bay for my dad's surprise birthday party with my brother he's in our league and His games coming down to Monday night. He has Dalton Kincaid the Ray Roberts friend of the pod has

Jim no Terry McLaurin and Austin Eckler Kincaid scores a touchdown my brother thinks he wins cuz he's already up by Final he was up by 16 shit He was up by 16 and then I really goes I'm gonna end to watch so we're having a good time this and that I drop my drive home. I I'm not watching my phone. I just have it in my console and I mean that by the time I get home My brother's just a bunch of texts like damn it damn it damn it of just like the Austin Eckler score and then Terrence McCord just the bomb bomb

it's so funny the emotional roller coaster that fantasy puts you on because legitimately it's not that important like it isn't in the slightest idea of like losing or like even just like when I was playing her this week I was so fucking nervous like I was so sweaty. Yeah, I was like if I lose this I'm getting pegged like that's like This house dynamic shifts so aggressively somehow she wins You can't be like all right come on guy you put in there like, all right, I can't control this. Yeah. I love when the lady looks at you and is like, why is this matter so much? Okay. It's the principle of it. I mean,

I jumped out of the couch and was like fist pumping Jersey shore, just fuck yeah, Jamar chase. And she's just like, I wish there was like a, you know, you know that what is it the pain in the? thrill and the agony of like when they do the UFC and it's like the team that like the guy that just won and the Guy that just lost unlike their reactions after I wish we had a camera on me and you for both of it. I'm like sadly In my bed and you're like I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like.

I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. Um, so in last place, the only person in last place, Michael Koski went eight, eight. I'm all right with that. In first place, these two people, hell yeah. Tied at nine and seven baby. Cause he has yet to win a week. Yeah. Woo-hoo-hoo! I still beat you in fancy-bitches. You did. You did. Cusky has yet to win a week. Yeah. And I'm only down like three games.

You have yet to win over either of us. That's OK. It's been three weeks. He's been in last place every time. He's been in last place every time. No. Last place half a week. You're not a football guy, dude.

No. You're not a football guy. Just a fancy football guy. Just a fancy football guy. So everything was hinging on Monday night. And you both went Bengals. Yeah. Fuck. Washington. So it was going to shape up. There's been a better fun thing where every every game except for the Tennessee game you've given me shit for. Yeah. And you get it. I get every single one. We're like God I hate that smirk on his face. It says it. You do say it really shitty. When you

say a weird pick you're like does anyone want to go to the Packer game Sunday. I can't make it. I'm being self-bent in the end. I maybe would but I will have to confirm with my manager. Okay. I will. Can we confirm tonight because otherwise I got to sell them put it in the group chat Text the group chat. Okay. Oh guys. Do you want to go to the package? So we have I would like to also say that I was not supposed to be part of filming this week So Judd has all my picks and therefore if he you know you can do it. You know, I don't give a show I won't read them. No, what I'm saying is you're gonna go based off of okay No, I'm saying that you probably took my picks and like I'm gonna do this cuz this guy's oh, yeah picks

So I wanted you to know if Judd has a good week. It's because of me. Oh my god All right, Dallas at the Giants. Give me Dallas Dallas no Dallas as well knew it New Orleans at Atlanta, I have Atlanta I'm gonna go Atlanta as well. I'm gonna go New Orleans bounce back. Can you say New Orleans New Orleans? La Rams at Chicago Rams I'm gonna say Chicago I'm gonna say the Bears we made fun of them they're gonna win I just knew he was gonna say it a Minnesota at Green Bay Green Bay Green Bay you got a

say Green Bay Pittsburgh at Indianapolis give me pit pit Pittsburgh Denver at the Jets Jets JET go Jets as well Philadelphia at Tampa Bay This is tough I'm gonna say Tampa. I'm gonna say Philly. They've been winning those grind-out games. They can do it. I'm also gonna go Philly Cincinnati at Carolina Cincinnati Carolina Dalton revenge game Well, we thought that that last week they can't lose another one. So I'm 5050. I don't know who I'm saying Cincinnati But I don't think Andy doll. I'm going with Cusky. I'm going Cincinnati

Do you have faith in the Red Rocket? I? Do He's my people dude, and he looks so cool right now. He looks like a seasoned redhead Yeah, that's all right. You're going Carolina. I'm not gonna say I don't know if I want to say it out loud three two one Cincinnati Jacksonville at Houston Houston Houston Jackson looks so bad Houston as well Washington at Arizona give me Washington take Arizona I'm gonna take Arizona as well New Washington at Arizona. Give me Washington. Take Arizona. I'm gonna take Arizona as well. New England at San Fran San Fran San Fran San Fran Cleveland at Las Vegas

Vegas baby Vegas. Maybe it'll make some better business. This is Cleveland. They don't know who the quarterback is there. Kansas City at L.A. Chargers. Chargers. Oh do we know anything about Herbert. Oh yeah. Kansas City. I'm going to go. Kansas. I know. Fine. I'll take Herbert. Take it. Sure. Why not. Let's let's. I'm going to really dig that hole just so the ending is even more spectacular when I come back and stay in third place Buffalo versus Baltimore Buffalo, I'm gonna go Baltimore Tennessee at Miami

Tennessee Yeah, poor Miami. I'm gonna go Miami Why would you go stop making fun? Yeah, It was a great pick. It was a great pick. No, it was a really good day. I think I wish I'd made that right. I like that. Last game Seattle at Detroit. Detroit, Seattle. I'm gonna go Detroit. Well, I'm shaping up to be in last place again. Or kill it. Or kill it, yeah. I doubt it.

It could be it. You never know. What's the end of your punishment? We should come up with that. Were we going to have a this week punishment? Because I won? I do it, you do get to pick your outfit yeah yeah but you'd wear anything no no you have to go to this like a thrift store oh I have to buy his punishment oh no he has a Venmo and the money you just get it an

outfit and then you wear it just like yeah whatever you like that idea no I like it but it's like we're just trying to figure out what yeah I think he thinks that I'll wear whatever you would if I gave you a dress you'd put on a dress I have a dress. It's my swimming dress It's a dress. It's a dress made out of towel fabric, and I wear that it's my cover up. It's sick wait See this circle Let's back up. See this circle? Let's rewind. Let's back up.

We have a towel dress? Is it? Oh, is it? No, I know what you're talking about. It Velcros here. No. Really? No, it's just a dress.

It's literally just a giant dress that has the fabric of a towel or a robe. Is it meant for you or the lake? I got a double XL, woman's. Do you wear it to the beach? I wear it any time I go to the lake, to the beach. Do you have a picture of you in it? Yeah, I'll find it. OK, that's all we need to see. I was shit caning in this picture, too.

If you could send me that, that'd be great. If you're sober wearing a dress. Oh, I have it. Yeah, I wore it to my bachelor party. So yeah. Does it work well? I love it. It's like just a baggy take-top.

I have a pol It's like a just a baggy take up. I have a towel that's a towel at Terry cloth pole. That's nice. It's I have a towel. Good for you. We're looking at the camera. I have a black towel, a green towel, a light green towel. I had a towel like kind of like ribs in it or ridges like a ruffles chip. I've had beach towels. I've had Wash cloths. I've had hand towels. I've had I've had ripped towels. I've had towels with holes in them. I've had towels in college. I've had towels

I was a kid. I still have towels. I'm so happy you get those You ever say a word enough times like this doesn't sound right. It sounds like you're saying something different. Yes. I don't know. Okay. I get it. Yeah. Just like an oversized wife beater. Yeah. That's just yeah. But it's a women's dress oversized tank top. Yeah. This is it. Just it's a dress. You can see my tits and everything dude You can see your tits in a tank top. Wait hold on. You got nice tits I was naked under that I actually showed I believe that I actually showed the efficient It does look like just a really big stretched out tank top. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but it is not that it is a woman's dress

I know you don't have to admit that but it's okay. I'm I just want people to actually do it I think more people should do it. Yeah, we're dressed man. You wear one, too I think we should all get dresses if you give me a total dress. I will wear it fucking total dress loser Loser gets cut loser has to buy everyone else a total dress Loser doesn't get a knife Are you suddenly sweating? Not afraid of ghosts huh? Well I'm about to make you one. You guys want to play the game?

Time to play the game. I have a quick game for you guys. It's can you hear the music? um Ever so I have a bunch of different artists down and I'm going to Give you small pieces of who they are you guys have to say Buzz and then guess Well, if you buzz you have to guess Okay, so if you buzz you can't say never mind Okay, and then the other person can get the guess off of the what they just know. Okay, okay

This artist began in 2011 Next information, please. Yeah, just keep going. Yeah, we don't we don't yeah under John run There's three of them. First one is Pop. Buzz. Taylor Swift. Incorrect. What was the sentence that came out of your mouth? Under John Runyon?

Under Johnruh. Oh, under Johnruh. I did think he said John Russ. So 13 years ago. Pop. Buzz. Jonas Brothers. Incorrect. Also under genre hip hop. There's three of them. Three of them. Buzz. Migos. Incorrect. Buzz. Drake. Incorrect. How is there three Drakes? Also. No genres. No no no. Under. Oh, there's three genres. I thought there was three people,

which is why I've been, Oh, you got my confusion. Sorry. Who did you say next? He goes, I want you to name other bands. I just want to see how long it's so funny. All right. The next genre country. It's not Taylor. In 2011. No they began in 2000. OK. Buzz Beyonce. Incorrect. She didn't start in 2011. I got it. Yeah. Buzz Post Malone. That is correct. That is correct. I shouldn't have acted so confident. So also, so just so you guys know We have 2011. He began in they have genres. They have a random useless fact and then three songs So if you guys get the random music fact is this artist got their name from a random name generator Post Malone did? Post Malone. Yeah, he put his name into a random name generator and that's what popped up It's a sick name. And three songs where I need some help sunflower and congratulations

All right, this next artist I need some began in 2005 I need some help next genre R&B Buzz usher R&B Buzz Usher Incorrect. There's three genres also pop

I need some help Next also dance Buzz cascade Correct Buzz Chris Brown. Incorrect. The random useless fact is Judd uses this name when he plays the gang Hangman. Good thing we've never played Hangman. Buzz, CeeLo Green.

Be a good Hangman. Incorrect. No, there's a lot of E's in that. Yeah, that's true, but... See low green Incorrect No, there's a lot of ease in that Yeah, that's true, but that'd be a terrible hangman name, okay But who's gonna think see low green you haven't heard about heard from him since that first song that he made that's the only good Fuck you forget you What

No continue three songs. What Neo? Incorrect three songs first one diamonds buzz Rob Thomas incorrect Next song work buzz Rihanna Next song work buzz Rihanna. That's correct. Oh quick quick quick quick quick. The last song umbrella. That would have gotten me. Chris Brown was close. Yeah. There's a little bit of Chris Brown under still probably that but it was hitting it out right on the head. You know just like he did. All right. This I really think I'll beating that joke. Rest in Paul. Jeez. Put the knife away when you say that. All right. This next artist began in

nineteen sixty nine. Back it up. Back it up. We're going to start calling you every next artist began in nineteen sixty nine. Buzz. Beatles. Incorrect. Buzz. Queen. Incorrect. Buzz. Queen. Incorrect. Meatloaf. Genre, rock. Buzz. Motley Crue. Incorrect.

Nsync. Incorrect. The other genres are pop. Just keep going. Soft rock. Only rock hard. So we have rock, soft rock and pop. Last genre blues. Buzz. Elvis. Incorrect. You got a guess. Okay. Random useless fact. This artist is gay. It's not Queen. Oh buzz. Elton John. That is correct. The three songs were I'm still standing. That's a banger. I love sacrifice. It's a banger and rocketin man My mom went to see Elton John when he came and performed at Pfizer and she was like second or third row Oh the only story she came back with and he was great But old was that there was a guy in front of them

They're from who had his like ass out and like you could see his ass crack like we were trying to throw pennies and popcorn in his ass crack Did you get any I'm probably I'm like Nothing's worse than going home from Nelton John concert which she didn't crack. But like how fun would that be? Yeah probably. I might be fun to go to a concert with. You want good crack when you get home from Nelton John concert. Alright this next artist Begain in. Do it again. Do it again. Why are you same be game be game why do you say it again again in 2005 next genre pop keep going genre country buzz Taylor Swift that is correct they got it yeah the other genre would be folk the random useless fact

was she's having sex with a titan that is averaging 23 yards a game right now. That is interesting. Her three songs is Cruel Summer, Shake It Off, and Blank Space. How interesting of her. This next artist began in 1999.

Nice emphasis on the began. Very good. Good job on that. In 99. 1999 At 99 Buzz in sync Buzz Go keep going here genre new metal new metal buzz disturbed The other genre is rock buzz disturbed buzz Nickelback incorrect Random use of effect there are Des Moines, Iowa and Judd has seen them buzz Lincoln Park incorrect

Buzz Green day incorrect. All right, there are three songs duality Keep gone Before I forget Keep gone Wait and believe buzz corn I have no clue buzz avenged sevenfold incorrect buzz Incorrect a day to remember incorrect Buzz Allison chains. I'll give you another random useless fact that will help us. They were masks

buzz kiss The blue man group buzz kiss buzz Hollywood undead Yeah Or circling around it the answer do you yeah? Yeah the answer is slipknot ah? What if I don't know a single song by slipknot never I don't think I've ever listened to a single song by slipknot All right sad this next orgs began Know what the first couple words were.

It began in 2008. Okay. Nothing? Let me guess, pop? The first genre is pop rock. Okay. The next genre is electro pop. Fuck.

The next genre, arena rock. So they just do the same version of rock but in an arena? Fuck. The next genre, arena rock. So they just do the same version of rock but in an arena? And electrified. That's pretty cool. Either guesses? Buzz. Alright. Pitbull.

Incorrect. It is pretty electric. Pit was pretty like any desert for Marina Random useless fact do you remember when there was that? Viral video where you could hear someone say the name Laurel But it was like people were like or Fanny or thinking it was saying something else Yeah well Chris Schmidt had a joke that said when people hear different things it's crazy because

When people hear this band they think actually good music Buzz Nickelback incorrect That would have been probably my guess. So I'm gonna take this knife away. When they start to donate. Yeah. Keep going. Yeah. Three songs. Yeah. Radioactive buzz magic dragons. You didn't buzz. I did. But I said fuck. Christmas. Oh good. Now it's about, good man. This is a funny part too. Now knowing it's about Imagine Dragons. It's so funny. This one, this artist began in 1994. Buzz, Michael Jackson.

In sync. Incorrect. Genre's punk rock. Fucking hell. He looked right at me when he said it so I've said it before. Genre? Pop-rock. My favorite candy as well.

It's a shitty candy. It's a fun candy. The other genre? Skate-punk. Skate-punk? Buzz. Linkin Park. Incorrect. They're definitely younger than that. 94? I dunno, keep going. Incorrect. They're definitely younger than that 94

Keep going random useless fact we have to wake this guy up at the end of this week Buzz Green Day. Yeah The three songs were basket case holiday That's a good walk I remember getting that one on CD. He looked at me because I said it. You already said it. Yeah. That's one that Cusky already said.

Yeah. This one began in 2009. That's artists. Buzz, Lady Gaga. Buzz, Justin Bieber. Incorrect. Genre is pop. Just keep going.

Dance pop and synth pop. Buzz, Kesha. That is correct. That is correct. I think you've come back and taken the lead. Random useless fact is I had to change their name after rehab. Kesha used to have a dollar sign in her name.

She went to rehab, took it out. Interesting. That's because she ran out of money going to rehab. It's an expensive place. Yeah, yeah. Three songs were TikTok, Die Hard, and Love Is My Drug. Yeah. Cool.

This next artist began in 1993. Carry on. Looked at you, you said it. Genre, rap rap and hip-hop Buzz Eminem You okay over there? I burped inside incorrect. Um.

Usher. Usher, usher. Random useless fact, this guy has over 600 dildos in his house. Buzz. Diddy. That is correct. Diddy. How far have you fallen? That's so much lube and so many dildos.

That's too many Diddy, how far have you fallen? That's so much lube and so many Dildos. That's too many Dildos. You only need five. There's like, yeah, I couldn't imagine having that many Dildos. At the most seven. The best joke. You can put them in the dishwasher. You have one for every week. The best like tweet joke, whatever, is Andrew Schultz being like, hey, good on him. He's at least not making them reuse the dildos That is too many dildos a lot of dildos. I think after 10 you're like something's up here. Yeah after

He's he's a famous guy one per room Do you think yes? One per bottle like baby well yeah, that's crazy You I guess One per bottle of baby oil. Yeah. That's crazy. As soon as you get a Diddy, he tells you to slide. Whoa! Right into his arms. This next artist began in 1970.

This is the last one. 1970. Buzz score. I do not know, because I didn't get a keep exciting I keep so proud tell you next week okay buzz Elvis incorrect buzz Queen that's correct also Elvis is so young Queen so yeah the genre would be rock pop the random fact this is lead singers also gay John but in a band and the three songs would be we will rock you bohemian rapsy and other invites to dust

Yeah, so you definitely won that one. Let's go through that quick All right, who got post Malone me? All right, we got Rihanna me We got old John me Who got Taylor Swift me who got slipknot? No one who got a Madden dragons? Who got Green Day me who get Kesha me? Got Diddy you won you got five four

All right, and for this week's punishment I take a toe No, I like all my toes if you had to lose one go Middle yeah, I'm taking the middle toe. I think middle would be kind of I feel like you can pick up bigger objects Yeah, I pick up things Michael strain Plasticobars He shot his foot. I was saying oh the gap. Yeah, but that was a good one. That was quick. Yeah both Giants players They've got problems fucking idiots. All right, um, let's end this put the knife down stop knifing put the knife down

What what are you guys gonna be for Halloween I Think we have to pick each other's costumes. Okay. I think that is our, for next week. Why don't we do a theme? Okay. Yeah, we can do a theme. Like a super, superpower team.

Yeah. Or a... How about comment what we'll be? It won't happen. You'll just be like, hey, you guys should each be barefoot. But with a mask.