Fat Chance Podcast - Hot Boy Summer #3

Episode Date: July 20, 2023

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If I see a butthole from the back, fine. Wait, what? So anything, it could be anything. Just as long as you see a butthole. Well, it needs to be the right view. And it was like, right in the beginning when I was doing this, I'm like, oh, my God, I got 50 views right away today. And I was averaging like 70 a day. And it was up for two hours, 50.

I'm like, this is going to be great. We're talking about teacher shit. And she's like, you need to take it down. I can't have anyone see this. I go, why did you agree to do it? We did this, and then you let me edit it for a week because I didn't know what I was doing. Then put it out, then promote it. And you're like, you need to edit it for a week because I didn't know what I was doing. Then put it out.

Then promote it. You're like, you need to take it down. I'm like, fuck. That's probably how Brandon felt every week we did stuff. Because I would say some horrendous shit, and I'd be like, yeah, we got to cut that. We got to cut that. And then some of the stuff he would post of me would just get taken down by TikTok or everything. Anyone, immediately.

He's like, dude, you got to stop saying that stuff. And I go, I need to be able to say that stuff. Otherwise, I'm going to be like, the weather today was great. I need to get in a little bit of trouble every time. But I felt so bad every time I had to edit the stuff that I said because some of it got pretty aggressive. I get too excited. Are we like starting, starting for sure?

Are we? Are the cameras on? I guess technically I can start it whenever the cameras are on. Yeah, you can start whenever. I get too excited. Are we starting for sure? Are we? Are the cameras on? I guess technically I can start it whenever. Yeah, the cameras are gone. Yeah, you can start whenever. I just start talking. This background for me, it looks like a ransom video, like a posh ransom video for me.

You do have a door. I'm doing just fine. Please send the money. You do have a door that goes to nowhere. Gives me hope. What is this? Mango cart? Mango cart's good.

It's delicious. This looks like a different can that I'm used to, though. Ooh, that's sweet. I don't know if I could do a ton of those. Okay, I want to try it. Is this all we're drinking? It's the mango carts? We should have brought vodka down here.

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I have these two. I that's quite delicious it's very good yeah it's quite good so good we should lock the door oh yeah yeah i don't want anybody out lock the door and take our pants off we should tell the audience we are not in kuski's apartment well we are we're in the apartment building yeah we are yeah we should just put them in the. Oh, you put them in the fridge. Yeah. No, we are in our theater room. That's right. We should. I can afford a theater room.

You did not rent this out. You just said, hey, let's just go in there and lock the door. Good branding. I'll probably have to edit that out. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Well, that's not going to happen. You want to hand me my phone? That's not my manager.

That's the gym. So I think we should start it now. Yeah, we can start it now. Three, two. Wait. Hold on. Grab the remotes. What are you going to put?

I got to show you a video. Oh, you got to show us a video. Maybe it was because I was running off of no sleep last night. That's going to be even better. I'm looking at YouTube with the lady. She'd never seen Impractical Jokers. It might be the only one you didn't grab me. Are you showing me the video of your lady reacting to Impractical Jokers?

No, no, no. I wish I had breasts. Really? It would be so nice to just hold one. Just like hold just... I wish I had breasts. Really? It'd be so nice to just hold it here. Just, like, hold one? I would just cup it. I don't know if I'd hold it. Just a nice cup.

I like when they pick it up and put stuff in there. Oh, my God. Yeah, we were, like, mixing, like, pancake batter and all that shit. Have you seen that? No. Oh, my God. There was, like, a whole trend going on where girls would lift up their watermelon tits, put, like, a mixing bowl underneath it, and it would lift up their watermelon tits put like a mixing

bowl underneath it and it would just stay and then she'd make pancakes oh was that trailer park tammy it could have been when she came to the improv or dishwasher like just loved tammy and um uh he was on the spectrum. And he would like... He went up to her and was like, I got a picture. And what she did, she put one tit on one side of his head and the other tit on the other side of his head for the picture.

And I've never seen a man cheese so hard. Brendan, if you ever watch this dude, you're a G. You are one of the coolest dudes ever. But I remember... Actually, he probably shouldn't be watching this. I'm telling you. The spectrum.

Cut that. Restart. And we're starting now. but I remember actually probably shouldn't be watching this and tell me the spectrum cut that restart I think I'm autistic do you think we should take the test we should take wait are you gonna paint your toes today no we don't I'll pay I'll paint them for the next one. We need to agree to get the furry costumes. We have to have people say what color you should pick. Yeah, I need to know what color. But I will paint them for the next one. Well, the only people that are going to comment is either Bladesoresman or Tinker111111, whatever it is. They will definitely talk about feet.

Blade's really liking that. I'm just going to call him Blade. Blade. He's just Blade. It's a great nickname. He likes that we interact with him going to call him Blade. Blade. It's a great nickname. He likes that we interact with him. We read our comments.

You better hope we don't do well. When we blow up and there's 8,000 comments, we're not going to be looking for you all the time, Blade. Actually, we should. Right now, I'm going to be showing you my feet every episode.

What kind of socks we got on today? Black. Nike? Nike, yeah. Just in case anyone wants to get balled up later. White dickies with a hole in them. Actually, there probably be a couple holes. Big foot, baby.

Big foot. Big foot, little feet. Here you go. What are we watching? Oh, no. I mean, keep talking. I'll pull it up. Last time I tried doing something, we just derailed. almost got banned from tiktok i brought the ipad today in case we wanted to try

it again but maybe we do it after the podcast yeah if anything if anything you do it later let's try it when we're not all right i'll pull it up but um i gotta look up the name again how was everyone's day today good this search this search is funny you know to abridged abridged coco jathali meme sheep what's meme sheep funny movies free that doesn't know how to google googled that's what that is that's funny what's naughty bop i don't know but from sticky buddies to naughtyop? I don't know. But from Sticky Buddies to Naughty Bop, I don't know. This does say a lot about who is down here. Kids. For sure.

Young children. And one man that came on the beanbag chair. There are some stains on it. Oh, my God. Looking from here. If we blacklight this room, I got one in my bathroom. That's a poop stain. Yeah.

You got stains in your bathroom or stains? You poop in your bathroom. All right. Have you guys ever heard of the Miami Boys Choir? I don't know. No, I haven't. I know I haven't. I have not.

It just showed up while we were looking up in Practical Joker videos the other day. I don't know why. I thought it was hysterical. Maybe it was the lack of sleep. No, that's MVP. Where's the backspace button? You should stop having soccer. Do you guys like soccer?

I don't. Oh, there's my book. Here we go. Here we are. No way. All right. We're going to have pictures. First we are. No way. All right. We got a picture. First of all. Hold on.

Five million views. Yeah. When you see that, you're looking up in Practical Joker videos. You're like, I have to watch this video. Yeah. This is absolutely. The picture is just some young boys in yarmulkes. It's. What the fuck just happened?

You just hit volume mute a bunch of times Yeah Type it in again Damn it That's alright While you type this With technology It's crazy that he does this

That's so true It's the multitasking You try to figure out how TikTok worked the last time. That was like my dad trying to figure out his iPhone. It was just real messy. It's like, how do I flip this? Very close to you. All right.

Are we ready? Are you guys ready to be blown away? Yeah, we're ready for this. After the five-second ad again. Oh, we're not on YouTube Premium. We can't. We're ready for this. After the five-second ad again. Oh, we're not on YouTube Premium. Holy shit. We can't. We're not.

Oh. Oh. Yerushalayim. No way. We're going to get copyrighted on this video already five minutes in, but. Oh, my gosh i gotta work on the split screen stuff how do their yarmulkes's not falling off. Ready? Glue. Glue. Let's hear those sweet, sweet voices.

Don't laugh. I'm floored. That's Lil Dicky. What song is this? It's very Jew-y. No, no, it's an actual song. It's Jerusalem. It's Jerusalem in Hebrew.

Yerushalayim. So what do we think? This is a new, like... This is a fucking riot. Keep playing. I want to listen to the whole song because I'm getting fired up. I'm getting fired up. Keep playing.

This is a new, like, pregame banger, right? This is a banger. The shiny shirts. They could have gone without it. I like it. They got the candy cane vibe going, though, every other. That's not Jewish, though. They got real Christmas.

Spotify, don't take us down for playing a YouTube video from 1996, please. This is electric. 1996, please. This is electric. This is the Jewish haka. They are giving it their all. Is he flipping people off? Yeah.

He was just like, turn up. That's what he just did. All right, can we be done with this? Oh, shit. Dude, this is electric. It looks like it's packed in there. They've not shown the crowd yet. That's just a smoke machine. The production value on this and actually how it sounds is better than this podcast.

Look at this drone shot they got going on here. That's pretty packed. Dude. So I'm thinking us three recreate this. I'd recreate this. Oh, leech!

This is ridiculous. I like this a lot. Will most of this get cut? Absolutely. All right, we can stop. We're done. I didn't know it was four minutes. We did three minutes of

Yuru Shadu. All right. So do you think. Live. They tour? Because it just said Miami. They're not just from Miami. They're the Miami Boys Choir.

Because some of those kids have never seen sun before. A little top of their head hasn't, that's for sure. They have to tour. They're on a tour. Go back. Let's get them here. They're the Miami Boys Choir. They probably do tour, though. There's Let's get them here. They're the Miami Boys Choir. They probably do tour, though.

There's no way they don't. They got so much, I think. I don't like their... I love that I Need a Hero. Is the recommended... I'm sure it's recommended after that. By the way, great song. That's the song, I Need a Hero.

Yes. One of the best soundtracks. The song. The melody. That's the melody. I Need a Hero. I don't know the rest of the best soundtracks. The melody. That's the melody. I need a hero. I don't know the rest of the song. I think it's also the name of the song is Yerushalayim.

Yeah, they brought their own lyrics. It's like Kidz Bop. Are we sure? I am almost destined that that's... He's Jewish. He can say this. Who's Jewish? You look the most Jewish out of all three of us.

Oh, do I? But he did say he grew up on a religious farm, which is not very Jewish. That's what they're putting in a cult. It was a religious also farm. Very un-Jewy. If it was a bank, I would have thought it. Did you have animals on your farm or was it crops? We had dairy cows

So we But also crops on the farm Is that why you wanted to be a cow? Yeah That's how it would be You're just figuring that out now I don't know if you know this about me Michael You don't listen

I came here Three times And that's the three times Judd and I have had an extended conversation That's true Well look at that I'm bringing people together Yes

And now I'm learning more about him That's actually not true We've had an extended conversation. That's true. Well, look at that. I'm bringing people together. Yes, and now I'm learning more about him. That's actually not true. We've had an extended conversation. At the Brufit? Yeah, at Brufit. Yes. That was when you told me my clean joke was good, and I was like, I don't even know how that one worked.

You're like, which one? And I was like, your clean one. The one that isn't you about blasting your girlfriend on Thanksgiving. Dude, that one. Okay, here's a. Dude, that one. Okay, here's a fun story about that one. I was at Christmas dinner with my fiance's family,

and they were like, oh, so I was like, how are you going? And they're like, tell us one of your jokes. I go, I probably shouldn't say any of that at this dinner table. They're like, come on. And I was like, what should I tell them? And she looks at me, she goes, Thanksgiving. And I go and I say that Thanksgiving joke, and it's like, well, I already stuffed a turkey for her. And her dad is handing out like ham and goes Jack I heard that don't insult my daughter and I was like oh shit I try to be so quiet I'm not all good at whisperer though

that's very funny but yeah yeah I didn't work on on that on Tuesday at the Drunken Cobra. It worked pretty well. Yeah? How was that, Mike? Good? It's actually a riot. There was a lot of people there. Good.

How was... Coming to see? Coming to see yesterday. It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. I got on, so I was happy. Yeah. The newest one I've written did phenomenal.

The one that I've liked a lot recently, not as good as I want to, but can't complain. I think I need to. When I found the right audience for my blind person joke, great. Did you do blind? Yeah. Yeah. Like, you saw me do it at Jeffrey's, and then I did it that Friday and it went phenomenal I don't think it went that bad with Jeffrey either

But the one about fat people on an airplane right now is uh, it's good the people in the sound booth like that Cool. Yeah, so and then the the lady was there my buddy came to see it as well So all in all a good good little. It's a good little Wednesday. It's good. I mean, it sucks when you go up there and it's. Yeah, and you don't do anything. Especially because I've gone up there and my girlfriend's been in town. And my buddy's come from 30 minutes away.

He's like, I'll come watch you. And twice. And I don't get up. And so I put in the notes. I'm like, Milwaukee. Girlfriend's from North Carolina out of town. She's here. Yeah.

And I went like third from last. Yeah. That's fun. Second half's tough. I've run five times, and I haven't gotten up. Rich did tell the guy to put me up next time, and I haven't gone up since then. I was in Chicago yesterday, and I was driving down.

There was tornado warnings going on my phone the entire way down. Did you get one on the way here, too? No, not today. Clinton, tornadoes right now. I don't know. So I... You were in the basement. I...

Imagine we go up to the apartment and go on. Oh, shit. I then go into this high rise and we are on the 44, the top of like the highest you can go. And we're about to go on and the tornado warning goes off on everyone's phone in the audience right before we go on. So like the host goes on and one of the comedians is like i can't make it like there's just too much whether i have kids i'm gonna stay with them so i was like all right

so and everyone just we added on to everyone's time and it wasn't like it was like that bad where we were but like apparently in the suburbs it was kind of like by o'hare there was a tornado actually so i get up there and i was like and everyone's there everyone's hanging out i was like i like how we just like we heard the tornado warning and we went as high as possible we went as like let's meet it head on let's see the fucking tornado go over the top yeah yeah see the tornado from above. It was wild. 44th floor in a tornado is bananas. Have you ever been close to a tornado? Like actually close? Because I remember, I believe when growing up, we went on family vacation and a tornado

went like maybe 200, 300 yards from our house. Really? Yeah. I think. I could be so wrong. Yeah. Space awareness, spatial awareness as a kid is so far off. Oh, everything was so much bigger.

Everything's huge. I mean, you're also littler, but. Yeah, but that's the problem is like, oh, the tornado is really close. But it's like so far away. I remember going to restaurants and being like, I love George Webb pancakes. Really? Yeah. My absolute favorite pancakes of all time.

I mean, I never got pancakes a ton and my dad would take me to the diner. I'm like, I love diner food. Diner food's good. And I remember them being the size of the plate. And then going as an adult, I'm like, these are a lot smaller. And I think they actually did get smaller. They did shrink them. Those actually shrunk, but there are a lot of things where I'm like,

oh, no, they've always been this big. I was just half the size. Yeah. The manufacturing cost has definitely gone up. Prices go up. I remember when I'd get fast food as a kid, and they were gigantic. And now I get a burger from... I don't do it anymore.

Are Big Macs smaller now, for sure? Big Macs are smaller, for sure. They have to be. McGriddles are smaller. Oh, McGriddles for sure are smaller. They came back with bagels from McDonald's. And honestly, anyone that sleeps on that steak, egg, and cheese bagel from McDonald's is missing out. It's a great breakfast sandwich.

Do you remember the crab cake situation? Oh, my God. It's one of the... So, we go to a place that has seafood. We won't name it because it's a fun place. It's a great place. It's a great place. Yeah.

But I see on the menus that they have crab cake as an appetizer. Then they also have crab cake sandwich. I'm like, well, shit. It's the same price. Hey, can I call you back in like an hour? Okay, bye. Who could that be? That would be my father.

Okay. Is that your sweet, sweet father. Anyway, so we see it's the same price for crab cakes. So I was like, well, I'm just going to get the meal. The one with the sandwich comes with fries and stuff. So I'm like, cool. We get our food. We've been drinking a little bit.

We get our food, and it just looks like it's nothing. Just bun. Just bun. And I take off the top bun, and it is just like a dollar just bun. And I was like, what the fuck? And I take off the top bun, and it is just like a dollar. It's like a silver dollar, yeah. Like that much of a – just one crab cake, that much, and the bun was just massive. Did you send it back?

Oh, I sent that shit back. Here's the problem, too, is probably because we were drinking, we looked at the menu, and on the menu it said voted best in milwaukee and then we looked at the menu later and it said voted best in milwaukee by us no way and then so it's really smart so yeah you watch it the first time and you're like that's that's gonna be pretty good it's the fucking. Judd gets his sandwich and we're dying because I'm like, yeah, I almost got the same thing. I was like, I can't do that. And he opens it up.

It's like fucking silver dollar. And then the waiter comes by. We're like, hey, what's the difference in the crab cake appetizer that's like $10 instead of $15? She goes, oh, it's the same price. She goes, oh, it's the same price. She goes, oh, it's just like one crab cake. You just got one. Both of them. The appetizer and the sandwich. You just get one small

crab cake. That's it. I don't know if they had a shortage that day or what, but... No wonder it's voted best by them. Did you swap out your sandwich or did you have to eat that and pretend like you were happy with it? I pretended like I was happy with it. I also left my card somewhere else.

Oh, that was bad. I had to go drive 35 minutes to go get my card. I left it on a golf course. That was a long day for Josh. That sucks. I'm so sorry. Oh, we're doing beer darts.

All right. Who is that for? You got to say a name. You got to say a name. If it lands, then they have to drink it? Yep. Well, not that. They have to drink their own drink.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's nothing there. Living in this in the 15-pouch. Lick the floor. Hand me a mango cart. This is holding the table down, right? Yeah. Yeah, so when we finish this, I'm just holding the microphone.

Your table's falling, dude. Well, we'll put the other beers. Can I ask a question for you guys? Yeah, go ahead. Absolutely. We're starting to become a little more prepared. Do you guys like beaches or pools better? Beaches or pools?

The beach. Beach. Fuck you guys. Wait, wait, wait. No way. Okay. Where are we at pools the beach beach fuck you guys wait wait wait no way okay what where are we at the beach when you say that do you go in the pool do you go in the beach in the beach like is in the water yeah yeah you go in the water both times but in the pool you don't get sand on you then i'm going pool pool if you're swimming you're gonna go to the pool i'm not fucking going in the water in the beach. Why? Okay, hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Are we talking Bradford Beach or are we going like we're in South Florida Beach? I'm thinking St. Pete. But also everywhere because, honestly, pools are just so much better. You don't get sand on your leg hairs. You don't get sand on your toes. Even though the viewers might like that.

But I also think maybe I'm biased because I was just at Carolina Beach. And the part of the beach we were at had the boardwalk and all that. And I like the energy. You're at the beach. I'll go in the water. I don't mind it. I'll get sandy. You rinse off.

And then you change. You're like, all right. The energy is amazing. Whereas you're at someone's lame-ass pool party. Three of you get in. No such thing as a lame-ass pool party. There are lame pool parties when one person gets in. you get in. No such thing as a lame-ass pool party. There are lame pool parties when one person gets in. Everyone gets in.

No. If you only have three people at your pool party get in, you gotta start inviting cooler people. Yeah, three people? That's not even a party. That's just a... Okay. I said three other people there. Three other people there get in. I'm still taking beach. I'm just like, I love a good beach.

Love a good beach Getting in the water Is like Fine In Wisconsin though If we're in Wisconsin I'm taking pool over beach If we're in a place

That's known for beaches I'll take the beach And the atmosphere around it Over a pool Are you strictly pool? Strictly pool The problem The thing I don't like

About beach Is that you have to pack for it It's like going camping For eight hours That's true And then you're carrying Like a wagon with shit in it And you're just like

Okay I can't enjoy myself Until I pack an umbrella A cooler All my towels Sunscreen It is a lot of work Someone else has something You have to park somewhere

That's completely inconvenient For everyone Because there's All the parking's full And you can't park And pick and save anymore It's just such an annoying Beach is a day pool can be an

afternoon pool's a quick afternoon you're just hopping quick you're right i was just wondering because some people are very uh i'm very anti-beach i hate the sand on me like anakin well i mean why do you hate the sand is this like grimy yeah i just don't like the feeling i don't like the feeling i don't like my toes i don't like having the feeling. I don't like it to my toes. I don't like having it dry on me. When it's wet, get sand on me and it dries, I get so angry. If sand dries on me, I run back into the water to get it off of me. So then it just dries on you again?

Yeah, but sometimes I tiptoe. So it's minimized. I almost take the whole table down. You're tricking the the sand I like how That's your thought Like hey I'm gonna Fucking trick the sand By going

Back in the water They're not gonna give me This time No it sucks And then you have to like Do this with your towel And just cover it in sand Yeah you're always

Covered in sand Wait I have a question Was that the only question You prepared for today I had more Aggressive ones I didn't know if I should leave with it. All right.

Let's see what we have. I like the aggressive ones. Yeah. When you watch porn, do you search for a specific category? Or do you just like click on whatever's in the recommended? No. I think recommended. I would assume.

I don't go past two pages. But do you just go like, all right, I'm just going to Google this. I'm just going to put this in the search bar. Or would you just like, all right, the second one looks good enough. If I see a butthole from the back, fine. Wait, what? So anything. It could be anything.

Just as long as you see a butthole. Well, it needs to be the right view. I don't want to see balls in there, too. You know what I mean? So if you see a dick and balls in there at all, you're out. You're going to eventually see it. I'm okay seeing a dick. So even in porn, it's all about the thumbnail.

Wait, you just don't like the balls? No, because you can swipe it and it gives you the preview of the... You're fine with the shaft? Give me a shaft. I don't want to see their balls. Or when they go from behind and they go butthole. When you see their butthole from the back. You're like, who directed this?

What shitty director did this? Who thought this was a thing anyone wanted to watch i don't want to see underneath like you know what i mean it's like whose decision was this yeah it's like seeing the car from underneath you're like i don't need to see this only the mechanic does you know i don't want to ever see this i have a car haven't been under there don't want to ever see this. I have a car. I haven't been under there. Jack's feet are in my shot right now, which is perfect.

Yeah, I thought that was always interesting. What other questions do you have? Do you have a hobby you're embarrassed to tell people? Oh, I Sudoku. Every morning, I Sudoku. Yeah, I know. I definitely do that. Every morning, you Sudoku? Every morning, I Sudoku. Yeah, I know. I definitely do that. Every morning, you? Every morning, I Sudoku.

Is it Sudoku or Sudoku? Both. What I like to do is I go extreme. The hardest one, and I can do it. It's wild. Really? Yeah. Are you proud of that?

When you go on planes, and they have those magazines that you solve all. Oh, I could do them all. Yeah, yeah. Usually, those magazines go by month. One. Usually those magazines go like by month. One will be easy. One will be hard. One will be. So like usually I wait till the hard ones and I can do it.

Yeah, I can actually do it very well. Duke is actually a riot. You ever do a nonogram? I'll show you after this. Okay. I'm not going to bore anyone with what the hell a nonogram is. You'd like it if you like the challenging math. Yeah.

Whatever puzzle is shit. It's like how I keep my brain sane and i can like do stuff yeah no i used to do for i would say for like six seven months i do the daily nanogram in sudoku as well okay and then i got sick of it yeah but let's do sudoku on my phone what's your what's your weird one that's what i was talking about the painting thing. It's very weird. Your painting? I paint. Was it like art? No, it's like I paint miniatures, like dragons and stuff.

Oh, my God. Okay. What? Like wooden things or like? Plastic or resin. Usually resin casted. So where did you? Okay. What's the last thing

you painted picture dungeon and dragon yeah but like what's the finished product where do you put them well I play well I haven't played

a tabletop game but I play it online but I like to just have I just paint them because it's relaxing right now I just finished painting

Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones she has big voluptuous breasts. I made them shiny. What color did you make her? I made her red. Her dress was quite red and gold.

And then I finished her deliciously smooth skin off. So where do you put them? Do you have like a shelf of just all the things you painted? Well, right now I'm trying to build a whole army of Lannisters. So I just painted 12. We need to do an episode from his apartment. Dude, we're going to paint some shit. I've got a lot of stuff.

I've got a really nice dragon. I've got a... How big are these? Some of them are like this big. Some of them are like this big, and the dragon's pretty big. How do you paint the one? I have a magnifying glass and a boomer,

like your mic. How do you get into that? I have a magnifying glass on a boomerang like your mic. How do you get into that? I've always been into it. My dad, when he was younger, used to paint. Wait, he used to paint miniatures? Yes. Stop saying... I feel like you're going to an arts and crafts class

where you paint hats and the girl from the old house... I would say it's decorating miniatures. Oh, yeah yeah i'm not decorating i'm painting because when you say my dad used to paint like well he was actually he was an artist he was an artist he did paint draw a lot but he used to paint the miniatures and i found them one time at my grandparents house i was like what are these my grandparents show me and then i got into it after that and then i stopped until i was like 22 is that when you had sex for the first time?

Dude, that's so ridiculous. I had sex so many more times before that. It's so ridiculous that you said that. That women laid with you while you were also painting in the other room. Well, also there was a dragon next to my bed. I also painted that. Would you like to see my blending, my wet blending? That's interesting.

But I'm not surprised, even a little bit. What's your weird one? That's interesting. But I'm not surprised. Like, even a little bit. What's your weird one? I said this. I don't know if I really have a weird hobby. I was doing it yesterday. I was like, I don't want these guys to know this. So let's tell the world.

That's a good question. Because I hope someone else has this. But no, Sudoku is completely unrelated. We're not going to top that answer. That's a good question Because I hope someone else has this But no Sudoku Is completely unrelated We're not going to top that answer That's wild I could not imagine that I read books about it too Paint off of the books Just stop now

Books description Wait a second You read books about painting small people? I read books that are based on the small people Oh okay Oh that's different It's like fan fiction. No, it's fiction.

But you see what they look like. Do you ever Google them? What color this dress is? Yeah, I'll go on Pinterest. Pinterest? Pinterest. You don't make them your own? You make them like two?

No, I sometimes make it creative on my own. Like you can make Cersei black? No, that's ridiculous. That's not lore accurate at all. Why would you say something like that? Because you said you had creative freedom. You could, I don't know,

make her Asian. Yeah, but not... Yeah, but the folklore. You know, it's... It doesn't add up. George R.R. Martin basically made it England, okay? It was after the dragon got her.

Yeah, it's just ash. I'll bring my dragon in next week I don't know if I I really want to give you a good answer I don't know what weird stuff I would have done Do you collect anything? I mean, growing up, I collected Pokemon cards and Yu-Gi-Oh cards. I did have a... Do you ever watch Yu-Gi-Oh growing up, anyone?

No. You for sure did, Drankid Master. You know the... So disrespectful. You know the... What's it called? I don't know what it's called. The thing that would go on their...

Oh, yeah. I had one of those. Like the would go on there. Oh, yeah. I had one of those. Like the card shield? The card shield, yeah. And I would, me and my buddy had them, and I would, like, let's duel. I didn't know how to duel, but I was like, I have the cooler card. I win.

Yeah. That's how it went for everyone that didn't. Have you watched the show? I watched the show. It doesn't tell you how to play. No, just like, I have these many points. But it's crazy that people actually, like, learned how to play. No, just like, I have these many points. But it's crazy that people actually learned how to play the game. I'm like, now I know this is a more rare card.

And speaking of which, how many rare cards did you think you had growing up now? Because they're worth so much money now. Yeah. I was looking them up. I know Pokemon is worth so much money right now. I had a really good Pokemon card. But the Yu-Gi-Oh stuff is worth a decent amount too. And I remember specific cards I had. And I put them in sleeves and all that.

And I was looking around like, I remember having that specifically. Do you still have them? Not a fucking clue. Really? They're probably hanging around somewhere. No, well here's the thing. When my dad moved out of our house, he was making it a show house to sell it.

He just threw stuff away. Like, I remember, like, hey, dad, can I come get my snowboard? He goes, I don't know what snowboard you're talking about. I go, well, that means you threw it away. So, I mean, it might be in, like, some old boxes somewhere, but I doubt any of them are in that good a condition to, I mean. But you can even still probably get get like, I don't know. I've went through my, my grandparents have all my dad's stuff. I found like a bunch of sports cards and my, my barber is a sports card salesman.

Okay. So I've been going back to my grandparents' house and bringing cards back, thinking that they're worth money. And I'll be like, this is 75 cents. And it's like 500 cards he's like this is bogus i can't believe he brought these to me but i think he's trying to jerk me around probably yeah that's so uh interested to see if i can sell them for a hefty profit i got a bunch of them and i like sports cards or sports cards my my mom i, hey, give me my cards for my kids. So she got me my cards. And I forgot that I was so into Sammy Sosa and Barry Bonds at the time

that I have so many of their cards. Like, rookie Barry Bonds cards. That's awesome. Worthless now because they're all steroid era. No one wants those cards. Really? I feel like that's going to turn around. That will turn around.

That'll turn around. I hope so. Except Sosa's white now. Yeah, yeah. So, well, he's not on those cards. Really? Yes. I feel like that's going to turn around. That will turn around. That'll turn around. I hope so. Because I have a lot of... He's white now. Yeah, yeah. So I've... Well, he's not on the cards. So...

And then my one that I looked up that actually was worth money is Peyton Manning rookie card. What was your favorite card? Is that good money? Ooh, I had a Vince Carter, one that was like die cut, just like the net, and you could see through. It was like a hologram, and he was in his UNC jersey. Oh, that's pretty sick. Yeah, it's sick.

That's really sick. It's sick. Also, Ricky Williams. I was big into problematic sports stars, apparently. What was your favorite card of anything? Yu-Gi-Oh. I had the Egyptian God cards in 4 out of 5 Exodia. You had all of them?

I didn't have those. I had... I think I had Obelisk. Yeah, that's a really good one. Yep. That's the best one. I think that's my favorite art on it. I like the Fusion cards.

Those are cool. You're in the minority. I was too busy having friends. You're in the minority. I was too busy having friends. You're in the minority. Favorite sports card? Randy Moss jersey card, though. Ooh, that's good. That's my all-time favorite football player.

My favorite sports card I have is a Bart Starr scratch-off card. It's got a scratch-off on the back, and it's a comic. Like a comic strip. Oh, that's fun. I think that's probably worth $50. That's the one I said $75. $75. Did you scratch it off or no?

No. Oh, then it's got to be worth something. At least it's worth the scratch off. I thought that was really cool. Yeah, that's fun. Honestly, it was my favorite just because people like, my dad had a Bart Starr jersey, and people were like, Bart Starr, Bart Starr.

Have you seen the TikTok where like this guy picks up cards but they're not like normal cards? He's like Saddam Hussein vintage card. It's like in the new Zoom and it's like a Saddam Hussein card. It's so

wild. What's your game? We need to get off sports cards right now. Well, I do have questions like you guys. It's kind of full. I try to leave a little bit in there for the weight. Yeah, well, now the weight's on the floor. We'll wipe it up with this game.

Well, my game's going to be pretty fun, and it's going to be... Jack, how much do you know Michael? All right. Oh, I don't like this. So, there's a full paragraph about Kuski that he wrote himself. I wrote this? Yes.

You wrote this yourself. So, I'm going to tell you. It's going to be kind of like an ad lib and fill in the blanks. Hold on. Can I ask you one thing? Where you got this from? Is it an old MyWebsite?

It's old. Yeah. 2015 or 2014? Probably's old. Yeah. Um, 2015 or 20 probably probably around there. Yeah. Is it about what I want to do with my life? Yep. So it's going to be fill in the blank,

Jack. You're going to have to answer what Kuski put to do with his life. Can I preface what I know? No, no, no, no. Can I preface why I did this? Oh, no. I think it's funnier if I just go right off. And then you preface after. Alright, so this is all

he wrote this himself. It's about his life, about what he wanted to do with his life. I like this. Alright, so recent blank graduate Where'd he go Recent blank graduate Majoring

College graduate majoring So what would be the blank there Where'd he go to school Madison So recent Madison graduate Majoring in what Dude you should be in the FBI Yeah you're really good at finding out background information Correct. So, recent Madison graduate, majoring in what? Dude, you should be in the FBI.

Yeah, you're really good at finding out background information. Majoring in, what is it, sports marketing or something like that? Poli-sci? No. No. Majoring in TV. Business. Can I answer? Oh, yeah, you can answer.

Go ahead. Majoring in TV, film, and radio. Minors in. Nope, nope, nope, nope. Nope. So, there's no minor in there, but he's majored in TV, film, and radio. Minors in... Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. So there's no minor in there, but he's majored in TV, film, and radio. You're halfway

there with all these cameras. Are the minors in the paragraph? Nope. You have certifications. Oh, yeah. With certifications in both blank and blank. Give me two certifications you think our young friend Michael Koski has.

They're so dumb. These are very, like, I would say Gary Vee-esque. Almost like he wrote them and was like, how do you get a certification in it? I don't know how you do get a certification in these. I couldn't even guess. I couldn't even guess. Give me two words. Marketing something probably. That would be better. Close.

You're getting close. Give me another word. Video. Okay. It's entrepreneurship? Yep. And digital studies. You get a minor? What the fuck does that mean? Also, one quick question.

How do you get a minor in entrepreneurship? I don't know. That's completely undone. It's a certification of entrepreneurship. It's crazy. So I told my guy in school, I'm like, I want to do entertainment management. Thinking like talent agency stuff. I'm like, do this.

I'm like, okay. I almost had a psych certificate. I took so many weird classes. All right. So then he's looking to enter the blank industry. Film. Entertainment. We'll give you that one.

Yeah. With an emphasis on blank television and management. What do you think the blank is? No. I don't even know what this is. Soap operas. Music. You're picking the music?

Maybe I was just pandering to that, everyone. You're just going off. You're just going into the music industry. Dude, I thought I deleted this website. So he spent last summer as a marketing slash development and event planner. Intern. An intern event planner. Was it a wedding venue?

That's pretty fun though. Was it a fun job? No. You want to hear the event planning? Yeah. I worked for the henry viola zoo it gets worse okay what i put on was phenomenal it was a thing called tails and cocktails we raised it we raised a hundred thousand dollars for the zoo 18 bars and restaurants kind of like

what i'm trying to do right now with this golf thing yeah um cocktail competition i got so a bunch of my friends go basically they all got 30 tickets and they're supposed to go try all these drinks no one took tickets so it's just a free for all for booze for three hours my friends got shit can't on high quality alcohol at a zoo for three hours raised a hundred thousand dollars um i didn't get paid necessarily to do this at least i just needed in college you need internships you don't get paid like we'll give you a stipend i was like okay thinking i'm gonna make a grant at the end of the summer i got a check after three months for 250 dollars for my time how much money you raise raise? $100,000. Jesus. Did they give you $250?

They gave me $250. Let's go burn that fucking seatbelt. Let's let the animals out. I did get a hangout with endangered red pandas. I fed grizzly bears and all that stuff. I watched a rhino piss. Have you ever seen a rhino pee? It sounds a lot like what you did.

What I did over there in the dog wash station. I'm going to dickhole the size of a quarter. It's big. It sounds a lot like what you did over there on the dog wash station. Oh, I know the back half of this paragraph, too. It's big. And then here's when Kosky goes in first person mode. In my time here at the University of Madison, I have created several pieces. Of pieces? Yeah. pieces of pieces yeah pieces of entertainment pieces of advertisement pieces of art he says

jeez pieces of art is it not art including blank film what kind of film do you think he made? What the real film is. Real? Digital? A seven-minute dramatic narrative. No way. I didn't turn on my microphone. So, can I...

That's what it says. A seven-minute dramatic narrative. Do I get to clarify at all? Your narrative, dude. One of the requirements for... There's a spider on the ground right there. Oh, my gosh. No, it's not a spider.

It's a roly-poly. Can't have so many M&Ms around here. It's not a spider. It's a roly-poly. Got it. Can I have so many M&Ms around here? One of the requirements to graduate UW-Madison's TV, film, and radio prestige department is you have to take a class, and to finish it, you do a seven-minute dramatic narrative. And my film, I don't know where it is. I want to find it, but I wanted to make it funny. I was like, why can't I do any film I want like it can't be comedic and my first thing i turned in they're like too many jokes i was like okay so i had to make something depressing about my brother smoking cigarettes

because my parents got divorced so so nicotine is where he oh because he escaped to the smoking house I couldn't think of anything of camel crush

the delicious sweet menthol I couldn't think of anything worse and then we do this like round circle or whatever it's called we're presenting our and we're like presenting our ideas we're reading our scripts and i go first i'm like yeah my brother my parents got divorced he's struggling starts smoking and drinking blah blah and he's like 15 so well that happens the next people go and it's about, like, rape, murder, sexual assault.

I'm like, what the fuck is happening here? Like, real-life stories going on. I'm like, I'm in the wrong class. And then the day we had to turn – I didn't know we had to turn it in. So I remember – I was a terrible student. You thought you were going to make something? Like, yeah, we don't have to turn this in. Well, no.

I was a terrible student. I thought you were going to make something? Like, yeah, we don't have to turn this in. Well, no, I was a terrible student. I wouldn't go to half the classes. And I remember we had our company Christmas party, which is just a blackout fest, out until 4 o'clock in the morning. I rolled in at 2 p.m. the next day, still, like, drunk. Two class, and I'm sitting there, and I'm telling the class, like, i'm gone right now and they're like do you have your film ready i go what are you talking about he goes your movies do today i go it's not even close to done and so i had to lie my ass off that it wouldn't upload to the system and i laid on the floor as everyone else played their movies and i turned mine in

a week and a half later the fact that i graduated that school is amazing has your has your brother came up movies and I turned mine in a week and a half later. The fact that I graduated that school is amazing. Has your brother came around? Is he still smoking cigarettes? Is he still smoking cigarettes? No, he's back on. He's on the rogue patches now.

Sponsor? Sponsor. No. I saw your thing. I reached out to them today for you. I sent them a clip of you trying to do an ad. Yeah, the one you abandoned real quick. Okay, finish this because this gets worse. Yeah.

I have to get out of here at 820 just so you guys know. No, you don't. I do. I do. Why? You're picking me up. It's 8. 8 or 3.

A seven-minute dramatic narrative film and a blank promotional video that finished among the top videos in the midwest first off promotional it's one of the top videos in the midwest you should know this then apparently because it's one of the top in the midwest which are a bunch of words that he just put in a sentence and was like this sounds this sounds pretty cool magical what was it um it's actually true we did a uh red bull promo video for a competition our freshman or sophomore year um we were i think we needed to be in the top three to go to Europe. Full expenses paid. We were five. Damn.

Yeah. We were idiots. We just shaved Red Bull in the back of someone's head, and I drank Red Bull on top of Abraham Lincoln. Good though. Yeah. This is one of the best in the Midwest. Five is good.

Five is good. And that is Michael Cuskies. Later on it says, I would like to do something like being Jimmy Fallon or something like that. Yeah. I didn't get that far. Yeah. Good. How long was it?

It was one paragraph. How long was his thing before you got to the Jimmy Fallon? I don't know. I don't know. It was basically. So that was my capstone class. It was my two. Get my certificate.

That right there is how I got a digital study certificate is that paragraph right there so you already you said you had a digital studies certificate in it yes so you already that the capstone was like you need to build a website to promote yourself um for tv film and radio you're gonna have a certificate once you finish this so include it and yeah that's i needed to make a website so i went to Wix and made a website. Oh yeah. His hair is super spiky in it too, by the way. Yeah.

Just fucking like, remember when I used to like put it all in the middle sort of thing. That's like, he's trying to do, but with all his hair. Do you want to know what that picture was from? High school graduation. You look like the guys that were singing up there a little while ago. I did, yeah. That's good. Dude, you do such some damn good research.

I know. I wish I would have found the Jimmy Fallon part. That would have made it even better. I might have deleted that. Who do you think Kuski thinks you comedically like? Jimmy Fallon. No, I really wanted to be like a host. And now I want nothing to do with that at all.

It's a hard job. It is. It requires research. You'd be good at it. I don't think. He's not the one that does it. Like, Jimmy doesn't do research. Yeah, he's got writers.

They just tell him shit. Yeah, he reads the prompters. Yeah. I'm sure he gets, like, told the jokes pre, and he's like, nope, nope, don't do that. Don't do that. I mean, like, nope, nope, don't do that. I mean, like Conan, I was just on a show with one of the Conan writers and he was like, yeah, Conan's in the writer's room.

Like, nope, nope, nope. Because you pitch jokes to him. He's like, yeah, I don't like that one. Don't like that one. These are good. These are good. And then they do a run through and then at run through,

they can kind of like still nix them or still like, hey, we need a new joke here. You sure we can't convince your manager to just Uber you back? Yeah, I think it's going to be a tough sell. It's going to be a really tough sell. What if we put her on speaker right now? Say, hey, you're live.

Get her on tape? Yeah, get her on tape being mean. Jack. Bouncy floors. Bouncy floors. Bouncy floors. I think if I can finish this in the next... I'll finish it in two minutes here. And it lands upright, you have to say.

Can you grab me a mango cart? You want a what? Mango cart. If you get it landed straight up... Are they good? You can try to sell it to my manager. Are the vodka meals good? No.

If it lands straight up, you just straight up stay. You tell her I'm Ubering. Are you that afraid of her yeah is it because you paint dragons yeah i'm afraid of her too i'm afraid of her she's very sweet but she rules with an iron fist i've also done a lot of things that mess up it does not surprise me yeah like i i i'm an idiot like i know i'm gonna have some sort of text like that i send you where's going to be like Yeah he's hammered right now Lost So I've got to pick my battles This is not a battle

You're like You're 45 and been married for 20 years I've been with her since I was 17 So I understand how we operate. I'm on a short leash, but a long leash most of the time. So, it's a... We're going to have to cut this.

Do you think we know how to edit? This guy has a digital studies degree. I'm fucking... Well, good thing we have one of the best of the Midwest right here five Red Bulls we're gonna find I'm gonna find a seven-minute I I've asked you for it I've asked the university for it and because they're the only ones that have it I got connections yeah so I'll fucking message Bucky Badger. We'll get that fucking book.

It's funny. I have one of the guys in it did the film work for Young Gravy. He was in it. I have my roommate in it. Worst acting I've ever seen in my life. I'm like, I just need you to say, what, why? And he, like, turns around. He's, like, half smiling.

He goes, what, why? And he like turned around. He's like half smiling. He goes, what, why? What, why? Where are the drugs going, fuckface? Where are the other drugs going, fuckface? I could be in the movie. Batman one. I assume your video is in black and white, right? No.

Not even dramatic. It was in my apartment because you need to go find a place to shoot. I'm like, I'm not doing all this work. There were people who really made serious film. I hate the Camelot. What do you think they're doing now? Nothing. Well, one of them, the young gravy guy, his film was the number one.

He is the best in the Midwest? He is the best. We should get him, Jack. He actually does film work. Did you just call your own name? He even left the weight in there, too. Come on, give me black. The desperation in your voice.

Come on, Jack. Please, for the love of God. Throw me a fucking bone, God. Jesus, please. Take the wheel. We need Uber to take the wheel. Please do. My manager's got the wheel. Other than that that I have a bunch of questions for you guys Oh really you got more

Yeah I have a bunch of weird questions What's something that everyone likes But you guys hate Beaches That's a good one Full circle Beaches please I think people don't like fireworks either really good one full circle yeah beaches please oh fuck

I think people don't like fireworks either but a lot of people get excited about fireworks I don't like going to fireworks that's fair

because they're all the same every time and there's a lot of traffic leaving them yeah I did get happy one time when I

was in like literally the front row right before like they right in front of where they shot them up I was sitting in like a ditch and row right before like they right in front of where they shot them up i was sitting in like a ditch and um that was cool because they were like blowing up right in front of me i felt a little bit of terror i feel like you're in war yeah i like that for my dragon war

i'm drawing i'm drawing a blank you're dragging war uh you you don't you have anything i'm drawing a blank. You're Dragon War. You don't have anything? I'm drawing a blank. I want to give you a good one. Do you want one? Harry Potter. I don't get it. Are you talking about books or movies? Both. I don't get it.

The movie's pretty good. It's just a little kid who wants to play magic. It's just a magician. Absolutely. Yeah. It does nothing. I don't hate it. I'm very indifferent on it.

I'm not like a fanboy of it. Same thing with Lord of the Rings. It took me a while to get into Game of Thrones, but then I loved it until the very end. I'm like, this fucking sucks. The end sucked bad. I don't know. I fight trying to like when everyone's like, I love this.

I'm like, I'm going to wait a while. Like Yellowstone took me until season five came out. Do you remember like two episodes ago when he said he's not into fads and then he's drinking chamomile ginger tea yeah do you remember that remember when he said that it's ginger lemon i would love to see kuski's tiktok algorithm of like the fads that he does go he's like yeah you know what's made me feel really good is when uh like i'm like on tiktok or instagram or something and i'm like scrolling through everyone's like my fiance would be like looking at it and she goes i know you won't cheat on me because of the shit on your tiktok because there's no naked girls

it's all dragons wwe's shown up there now and now i'm into it. I'm into the WWE plot lines. Yours is way more tame than what my Instagram algorithm is. In comics. It's bad. I made a joke about it once. It's like amputee activity. Oh, I do. I'm not kidding.

I saw a video the other day of this guy with one leg trying to scooter uh no way like i like the word yeah like the word you said is trying i'll like and i've i've been sending so many of these videos to my roommate and he goes i won't open it because i don't want my algorithm to look like this. I'm like, dude, it's a quadriplegic trying to swim in the ocean. It's a Little Mermaid song. What is just golf videos? It's not even comics. It's golf food. I don't like him though. I love him because he's so comfy.

It's the same guy. There used to be a guy who had baseball videos like that where he would pop the chain. He reminds me so much of that guy. But I watch so much golf videos, and there's a guy who sucks at golf. His name's Bird Bogey or something, Birdogey or something like that. It's when you're on the green for a birdie and you bogey it. I think we can all relate to that. Yeah, yeah.

So, but he, like, gets invited to, like, film at these nice courses. Like, it was at TPC Sawgrass. That's my goal after this tournament. But he, like, foreshadows his videos. So, like, you'll see him in this video will start. That's my goal after this tournament. But he foreshadows his videos. You'll see him in this video. He'll start in the sand. He goes, have you ever seen anyone hole out in the sand? And then it shows right before his swing is,

before it about to hit the ball, and his club is not even close. He goes, well, you're not going to see in this video. And then it goes back to him at the tee off. And he goes, have you ever went up to the tee box and have three provisionals in your pocket? That's great. And he just hits. It's awesome. That's pretty much all my TikTok is.

That's really good. Have you guys seen Big Beertha? Big Beertha? No. No. So it's a driver that's a beer bong. I have seen that. Yeah, yeah.

I have one. Really? And I think next time for the golf outing, we should all do one. Okay. And we'll bring it. When is the next weekend you have free? I'd like us three to go golfing. Yeah, I need to go golfing.

I haven't gone golfing in weeks. I've got a ways out. No free weekends. I didn't golf for like three weeks. Shot my best round of the year, the 86. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Landed our last big sponsor.

Next weekend, I'm free. I should. You're not free this weekend? Not free this weekend. I'm not free this weekend. I'm not free next weekend. Next weekend, I have a bachelor party, and then I do my wedding shower. The weekend after, I might be free.

Shows this weekend, I'm free next. We'll figure it out. It's so much cooler when you say you have shows, and I'm my wedding shower. The weekend after, I might be free. Shows this weekend, I'm free next. We'll figure it out. It's so much cooler when you say you have shows, and I'm just saying that I'm eating lunch for my wedding. What else is on that list? What's a weird food combo that you like? Oh, I can nail this one right now. Best thing, my George Webb order.

What's your George Webb order? Bacon double cheeseburger, or the bacon double cheeseburger with fries, pancakes on the side. Oh. It's like chicken and waffles, but for white people. And this is how you eat it. You eat the burger. It's the devil's chicken and waffles.

You down the burger, then you eat the pancakes, and if you're still really, little fries. Eat the pancakes, you're still hungry... Little fries. Eat the pancakes. You're still hungry. Eat the rest of the fries. Wild. Jack, what do you got? Can you top that weird ass?

I can top a lot of weird things. I don't think food is it. I love food. I can talk about food for hours. I put syrup in my cinnamon applesauce. I call it... I call it... It has to be good. Yeah, I call it maple applesauce.

That's not that creative, but yeah. That's good. One more time. What do I call it? Mom, what do I call mine? Applesauce? I don't know. I called it something.

It was a lot better in my head. Maple applesauce. The names of both of them. I Fuck. Maple applesauce. He just chose the names of both of them and put them together. Like it wasn't even a whole lot. I call it syrup applesauce. Maple applesauce syrup. It's like a burger and pancakes combo. I call it burgers and pancakes.

With fries on the side. A little bit of fries. You got nothing? No weird food combos? I just throw ranch on shit. I like to have the parmesan garlic sauce and B-dubs on things. Okay. Something normal, yeah.

Something normal, yeah. I love Indian food. I haven't had a lot of Indian food. That's weird. Why is that weird? Dude put me in the doghouse for a while after the first episode. Yeah. I got a nice message like, we'll talk about this later.

Oh, so we're at Voyager on Tuesday. And me and his girlfriend are talking. And Michael's standing up to listen to us talk. me and his girlfriend are talking and Michael's standing us, listen to us talk. And some small, uh, Indian lady comes up to Michael and just like talking like they are classmates. Like they were like,

and me and Rachel both come like, who the heck is this talking to Michael? And she then is like, okay, well I'll see you later. And then leaves. And we're like, what do you mean you'll see her later?

And I was like, we kind of look at each other, and we're like, does he have an Indian fetish? Does he have an Indian fetish? Like, he just, like, tracks. Because there was only two of them in the room, and they both happened to see him later. You know what's funny is I remember talking to her at the start of the night because she just came to Wisconsin,

and I got her to sign up at the High Note open mic. Was that Maddie's? Yes. I thought she had a blind husband, and she said a kind husband. A kind husband, yeah. I was like, wow, her husband can't see. Ha, ha, ha. No, she said kind.

Okay, you're like, I see her. Yeah, he husband can't see. Ha, ha, ha. No, she said kind. I like how you're like, I see her. Yeah, he definitely doesn't be able to see. My brain immediately went, I'm talking to the only two Indian women here. I go, someone's going to say it. And sure as shit, right as we're about to leave, she goes, nice to see you. I'll see you later. And Judd, without hesitation, goes, you got a fetish for Indian women? I go, I'm going to have a conversation later.

Was she frustrated with my conversation about my thing about the carpet? It's between that, me, you know what? Why am I even addressing this? It's over. Cut it. At the point where we have Judd make fun of you, we do have to cut it now. I do have to get out of here. Next question. It's 820. I gotta go.

No, you don't. Ready? If this lands upright. Oh, here we go. This is going to end the podcast. Oh. Jack, Jack, Jack. Oh. Where are you going? All right. Is she here? Yeah, she's outside. No, she's not. Yeah, she's Home. I got to go home. Is she here?

Yeah, she's outside. No, she's not. Yeah, she's outside. She got here at 810. She gave me 10 extra minutes. What's the last question? It was about conspiracy theories, which we can get into next week. Next week, we'll get into conspiracy theories.

Should we thank our sponsors? Yeah. I can't be in here when we thank them. Thank you, Rogue Chewing Tobacco. Yes, I can be in there for that one. That's a little preemptive, but I think our actual sponsors, we have Paradise Builders.

Oh, for the golf outing. Do not say one of them. I have to get out of the camera before we say it. Which one? Hey, go back. We have Peeper Electric or Peeper Power, Peeper Electric. Oh, we're talking about the golf outing.

We have Paradise Builders. We have Clark's Premier Tree Service. And we have Gilbertson Exteriors. So thank you very much for sponsoring the golf outing. Could be more. Could be way more. There's a bunch of opportunities to sponsor it still. If you guys are good people and would like to support the Beat Foundation and MS Society. Could be more. Could be way more. There's a bunch of opportunities to sponsor it still.

If you guys are good people and would like to support the Beat Foundation and MS Society. If you are terrible people and don't want to sponsor it, well, you can, you know. Still golf it. Yeah. I'll redact those finger birds and come golf it. Yeah. Go home. All right.

See you, Jack. See you. Thanks for having me, guys. Oh, that was mine. It's upright. You got to stay.