Fat Chance Podcast - Hot Boy Summer #4 w/AJ Grill

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

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cross stick we put we have like plastic butt ends on it and or we'll just like wrap tape a bunch and have our own little button so it's shorter so when you swing you don't lose the fucking thing so he probably doesn't have the greatest grip strength it's like how dildos have that stopper on them exactly yeah so you don't go too far i thought that was gonna make you guys laugh sorry judd's like i've never seen that before. Mine's dumb. Just from three? Well, you did make money. Kinda.

I did agree to sell a pair of mine and Jack's for $100 total. Just two pairs of socks, $100. My favorite part is the guy messages us and goes, hey, do you know there's a huge market for you guys selling your socks? I'd pay you some if you're interested. Name your price. Maybe a pair of yours, a pair of Jack's. I'm like, not Judd's?

I'm sending mine on Spike. He's getting mine whether he likes it. These are only mine, and you're going to take them and like them. I'll send a video of just putting yours in. He would never know. You could just send Judd's socks. I could, yeah. Or it means ones from the episode. Oh, yeah, he wants game-worn socks.

He wants the game-worn. He wants the Curt. Oh, yeah. He wants game-worn socks. He wants the game-worn. He wants the. He was very, you know what? He wants the Curt Schilling of socks. I've gotten some weird messages. The most polite one I've gotten in terms of can I have pictures or stuff from you was this person. Like, name your price. There's a big market for you.

I would love to have it. And I'm like, send me pictures of your ass. Fair. And then offer me $5. I go, send me pictures of your ass. Fair. And then offer me $5. My ass is worth a little more than $5. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much would you sell a picture of your ass for? Bare ass?

No one should want to see that. And b-hole. Oh, b-holes in it? Like spread cheek, your spread eagle? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a couple hundred bucks. Okay. I was going to go for it.

400 bucks? I'm not that. What about on the spot? Not like you can go clean it. On the spot? On the spot. Yeah, easily. I need at least a grand.

I don't know if I've ever seen that, what my butthole looks like. I don't know that I've seen what my butthole looks like. I have a friend. Are we rolling? Yeah, we can start whenever. Okay. There's a guy. He was in Omaha when I started in Des Moines.

He had moved out to Denver. He's a comedian. He would always post, like, as a joke, like, oh, if this happens, I'll post hole. If that happens, I'll post hole. But he said, if the Nuggets win, I'll post whole. And then he did it. And he did it. Shut up.

And it was like, I didn't want to see it. But it was like, you pull up Twitter. It was just there, dude. It was awful. It was awful. I love how he calls it post whole. That's very funny. I'll post whole.

Hey, do you see a red dot flashing on your camera? Yep, I do. Good. Judd? Where is it? It's in the corner. Yep, I can. Good. Judd? Where is it? It's in the corner. Yep, I can see it. Good.

Okay. Give Judd some glasses. I don't know if I have my contacts in. You should know that. I don't know. I don't remember. Can you see? I can see without them.

It's more for like reading and like farther away things, but I am fine driving and shit like that. Can you see farther away things right now? I mean, I couldn't see the red dot, but... You don't have your contacts in. Well, I do have a lot of questions for you guys because I like to prepare.

That's good. He prepares all the time. You need one guy who's prepared. So I have questions, and then we're going to play a game, and it's a very fun game. I feel like I need to. I got a question, too. I got a question, too.

Do you want to go to your question first? Yeah, we can do that. It's really stupid. Do you like mangoes? I do like mangoes. I love mangoes. Cool. Can you have this mango for me?

Like, eat it? Yeah, because I made a recipe last night with my girlfriend that required mangoes, and you could only get a mango if you bought seven of them. And I'm not going to eat six other mangoes. Oh, I can just keep it. You're not going to make me eat it right now. No. Oh, fuck yeah, dude.

Can you eat mango skin? That's what I was going to say. I was like, you need a knife. I wouldn't bite into this like an apple. No. No. I didn't know you were just giving out mangoes. I'll give you a mango, but I wanted to.

What was the recipe? It was like a mango shrimp, kind of like ceviche salad kind of thing. It was delicious. Phenomenal. But I was looking for mangoes at Cermak, which I thought of all places is going to have mangoes. Cermak. And they're like, nope, you need to buy seven of them to get one. I was like, okay.

I'm just going to start handing out mangoes now. Comes in a bushel. Yeah. A bushel. Really? So I'll give you a mango before you leave. You can take a second one. Please do. I might. If I eat another one, I'll be surprised. Yeah. Really? Yeah. So I'll give you a mango before you leave. You can take a second one. Please do.

I might. If I eat another one, I'll be surprised. Yeah. Do you not like mangoes on their own? No, I do. It's just, that's a very tedious fruit to eat. Yeah, it's not. Yeah, for sure.

It's not like a, it's labor intensive. You have a peel? It's like a, it's got the core of like an apple, you know, eat it like the watermelon slice. I know, but you gotta, you can't eat the skin, so you got to cut it like an apple. Then you got to do the whole scorn or whatever. It's too much work. When did you start cooking? I've always, I mean, in college, kind of.

And then, like, once Stephanie started living with me, then we, like, really started cooking. I mean, I did what I, growing up, too, we would cook a little bit. Because you had your own cooking show there for a bit. for a little bit in the pandemic because i had nothing else to do really yeah yeah i tried that with avery for a few things we got high and baked oh nice burt kreiser stole your idea isn't that what he does now no he's been doing that before okay you stole his idea maybe yeah i wish i had an idea to steal fuck but i i've never cooked until i was on my own like i never cooked in high school never really cooked in college are you good at it

i'm i'm really good at cooking did you take did you take home ec oh yeah i did yeah okay yeah and then i remember we made a pizza, but I was with my friends, and we were a group of five. Yeah. And one of them wasn't our friend, and they thought they were making the crust, but we made the crust. So we had two crusts, and we had to use all the ingredients. Pizza sandwich. You made a calzone. We made a big fucking pizza, basically a pie.

Nice. Other than the top crust. Nice. Did not cook all the way through. We got to see. Well, you know. I never took home ec. Never did that.

I didn't start cooking until late in college, and now I'm obsessed with it, though. Like really enjoyed cooking. It was a pandemic thing for you, though, wasn't it? Yeah. I saw someone online. I was like, if your man's good at cooking, he's either unemployed or a chef. And we were all unemployed there for a while. And it was, yeah, I really got into smoking meats in the pandemic, too, because you had nothing to do.

I'd just go sit outside next to it, like the charcoal smoker, too, not the Traeger. So I would just poke the fire for 12 hours. You're going to be a great dad. I'm going to be a phenomenal dad. Are you a good griller? I'm not bad at it, yeah. Age're going to be a great dad. I'm going to be a phenomenal dad. That's such a dad mood. Yeah. Are you a good griller? I'm not bad at it, yeah. Age? I'm pretty good.

Yeah, I mean, my last name is Grill, so I kind of have to be sufficient. That's – but how many jokes does it get? Oh, that's what – I mean – AJ's on the grill. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, little kids, like when I teach kids, I'm like, are you good at grilling? And I'd say, what do you guys think? Yeah, pretty good.

You don't even play along. You don't yes and their joke at all. What do you think? It's named after me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call me. That's my dad. Call me Mr.

Call me Grill Jr. Call me George Foreman. Well, that kind of leads me to my first question. Like, you work outside. So. You see this tan? I know. You work out in the woods woods do you believe in bigfoot

i've gone back and forth on big on bigfoot that we that's so funny you say this i was just thinking about this in my environmental sciences class i think it was ap maybe it wasn't ap in high school we had this guy come in he was like a bigfoot guy and like the thing that got me was like the theory that bigfoot like they might emit some sort of frequency because when people like talk about seeing them they say that they're frozen and they couldn't move so there's a theory that they emit like a frequency that like free like it like we hear it like freezes us up and i that was kind of like okay maybe like a dog whistle yeah kind of like a dog whistle yeah like it's like you know like the military uses like crazy frequencies and

shit i was like well what if that's like that's why they never like can like get a good picture like whatever i don't know i could believe it but i feel like at this point we would have found one dead some point i don't know i think we found bones bones is a good point do you have bigfoot socks on last week yeah um i like the idea of believing in it same with aliens it makes life more fun. If none of it was real, like if you don't believe in any of it, like what? I don't know. There's nothing to wonder about.

I don't think Bigfoot, the mythical creature, is real. Weren't there like giant standing up apes though a long time ago that were very similar and that mythology is probably passed on down to here and now we're searching for like the one remaining one yeah that's too that's too logical for me you're right that's exactly what it comes from yeah well i'm just like there's gotta be like a car that hits one you know but the other one is like they live in yellowstone with the amount of people the disappearances that are there and it's like oh they're there like oh i think the abominable snowman makes more sense to me like way out in the fucking like alps or wherever the fuck like in the in the snow like that it's like a a yeti if you will yeah okay that makes more sense to me

than like i think people are just bad at surviving in the wilderness and that's why people disappear that one thing just got eaten by a bear yeah that doesn't happen very often but she was in her tent wasn't it Yellowstone? Oh, really? It was like Yellowstone or Glacier. Didn't want to zip it up? Dude, grizzlies don't give a fuck.

They'll claw right through that fucking thing. Damn. That's a rough way to go. That's the most animalistic way to go is to get eaten. That would be horrible, yeah.

Yeah. I have a buddy who's a grizzly bear biologist. That's what he does. He tranks grizzly bears and goes in and takes samples of shit. Interesting friends.

For the circus? What do you mean he trains grizzly bears and goes in and takes samples and shit. You have interesting friends. I do have interesting friends. For the circus? What do you mean he trains grizzly bears? Your tax dollars, dude, for the Forest Service or BLM? No, no, no. He does it in Montana. Wild grizzly bears. So how do you get into that? You become a wildlife biologist, and you have fucking cojones, dude.

Oh, man. He's like, yeah, everything in your being is telling you to run the other other way but you can't you have this grizzly that's pissed off and you have to trank it then once it goes down you have a set amount of time to like get all the samples that you need like keep it alive and like sometimes they start to wake up and then you like got to get the fuck out of there yeah because because some grizzlies obviously are bigger than others and you don't have that many trank tarts yeah well and that's the thing like he has to like to measure out based on eyeballing up the size of the grizzly.

How big is it? Is this much trank going to kill it? Is this going to be enough? Is this not going to be enough? Yeah, they don't get a medical chart. Yeah, no. 5'8", 185 pounds. At your most recent doctor visit, what was your height and weight? Blood pressure?

180 over 20? Oh, okay. A little high. Honestly, when they tell me the numbers, I don't know if that's good or bad. Never in my life have I known if it's good or bad. I only know because I just looked it up because I was like, I wonder what they told me. And I was like, is that good? And she's like, yeah, it's high normal.

I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? Does she know I'm stoned? I don't know. What is that? Do I need to eat more? Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Salt, sugar? What do I need? you're making me nervous right now that's why it's up they do say i got we had sex ed or health education in high school and you got your blood pressure taken they tell you

they take it twice because the first time you're nervous and then your blood pressure goes up and usually the second time you take it it it's much more of a level. Because you're like, oh, you've done it. A lot of times. It's weird. They did it in sex ed? Yeah. We're just at overall health class. Oh, okay.

We had a sex ed unit. Got it. But, like, if we all got it tested right now, we'd all probably be like, I hope mine's good. I don't want to be the only one that's dying here. And then you're like, oh, it's not that bad. Like, okay, I'll be fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

I never knew that. Did you guys have coaches that taught sex ed? Yeah. Yeah, same. It was the gym teachers. Okay. Ours was the – well, he was the gym teacher too. Basketball coach too, yeah.

Okay. He was a football coach. He was like the biggest, scariest football coach. And so like when someone – he would be like penis. I'm assuming he would just like fucking look at him. I was like, oh, shit. Fucking looters looking at me. We had – ours was the baseball coach.

And he was my little League coach all the way throughout there. So I've known this guy forever. Yeah. He was awesome. He's like, yeah, one day you're going to start growing pubes. Judd, I know it was a couple years ago for you. I saw it coming out of that jockstrap.

Coach V. He was the best. Coach V. Yeah. Coach V teaching about P's and D's. That's true. And V's. And V's the best. Coach V. Yeah. Coach V teaching about P's and D's. That's true. And V's. And V's, yeah.

What's the one conspiracy theory you can believe, then? Aliens, for sure. I believe in aliens. What do you believe they are, though? Us from the future, other extraterrestrial beings? Or what's your favorite one to believe in just because it seems fun to believe in? You know? Because I think aliens seems fun. I got to think on that one think on that one yeah aliens like that just makes sense to me they're actually

having uh in two days they're having like uh did you know that is that what you're saying no no go for it in two days they're having like this uh like government hearing they've already had a couple of them but they're like gonna like come out with some like shit that like they've known about and like they're like they say remember when pandemic Trump was in office? We're going to release all the documents about JFK and all that. We've seen nothing. Yeah, we'll see. That's because he's still alive. The one that's

the most fun to believe. There's a lot of them. Oh, I got one. Avril Lavigne died and there's a body double. Oh my god, that one's amazing. They have that for Britney Spears now. Oh, I'm sure. There's a bunch of celebrities.

They had, like, I just saw a video where they broke down her, like, latest TikTok. And you can see, like, when her hand. Do you see this? Yeah. When her hand goes over her face, the face filter goes away and you see her eyes for a second. And they drastically change, or so they say. And they're like,'s jamie lynn and she's doubling as whoa yeah and like the you know because like she does like the black kind of looks

like a raccoon right now when she's like does her dances but when she does her hand the raccoon makeup went off i know honestly great career move for jamie lynn just kill her sister jamie lynn man she was on a skyrocket if she didn't get pregnant in Zoey 101. Oh, yeah. That's what happened to her. I remember that. That's why she was not anything big. Did they try and reboot that show?

They're trying to reboot every show. That was a Disney one? Was it Disney? I think they should make a live action Rocket Power. Fuck yeah, dude. Rocket Power would be great. That's what i'm saying like they're they're they're yeah they're trying to live action all these like weird ones and i was

like they're like don't do lion king do rocket power and the wild thorn berries yeah dude wild thorn berries fuck yeah that was my shit yeah that would be your shit spongebob is still going strong though kids still love spongebob true i knew someone that was touring with the spongebob is still going strong though kids still love spongebob true i knew someone that was touring with the spongebob voice like he's a singer he's a singer yeah and he goes and sings but he gets so upset because people just want to hear spongebob it was fucking eva i did that show there dude and the drummer yeah he's like yeah i'm in tom kenny's band mark yeah yeah mark yeah yeah and then we had to sing. Remember that, Dage? I do, yeah.

Hold on. What? You guys touring the Spongebob? There's a video of me and AJ singing a Topo Chico song that is probably played on a commercial somewhere in Spain or something. Can you hand me another beer,

please? Yeah. I know you're kind of done with the mango. Yeah, we got mango cards. in Spain or something. Can you hand me another beer, please? Yeah. You want one of these? I know you're kind of done with the mango. Yeah, we got mango carts. I'm going to have to. You want a vodka mule? No. I actually don't want one of those right now.

They weren't good? No, I didn't mind them, but... Just juice it real quick. No, I think for my conspiracy that I got into heavy is the search for the Knights templar okay that's kind of cool so we're like like the new world order like they're secretly running everything kind of thing it's like a brotherhood they have like the ark of the covenant they have like the whole religious side of things i grew up catholic i don't know how much I believe in, but I won't call it mythology.

The ancient Noah's Ark, the Holy Grail, stuff like that, the search for that, very interesting to me. And that the Knights Templar has traveled from the Middle East to the U.S. They have obelisks in New York. They have it in London. They have it in Egypt. What's the power of that, though? Why would that be? That they're secretly in control of the world.

Isn't that the plot of Indiana Jones? It's the plot of most movies. Which is probably one of the things that conspiracy theorists are like, see, they're just doing it right in front of our face. We're making things what we know about. And I mean, that's also like perfect. It's very interesting.

I got hooked into your watch those history channel videos on YouTube that like searching for the Knights Temple or the Holy Girl. You know, they're not going to find it, but you still watch it. Oh, yeah. I mean, a video anyways.

Yeah. I've watched like 30. I have a movie for you. It's called um national treasure love you're becoming an actor uh love it when i was in the movie you're you're probably a little too young did you ever do you either of you ever heard of loose change was a documentary oh yeah definitely loose change yeah so i i was like, my mom was still alive, so this must have been like, I must have been in like eighth grade,

so I don't know what year that was, 2005, 2006. And I got like, I was watching it on LimeWire. I downloaded it on LimeWire, and I watched the whole thing, and there was this one part where like the buildings are going down, and you can see what looked like explosions. And I remember my mom was like, what are you watching? like you can like see like what looked like explosions yeah and i remember like like my mom's like what are you watching and i was like watch this this is like and like i could tell i'd never seen like her like like me like blow her mind like that and i was like yeah the u.s government did 9-11 and she was like what the fuck are you talking about and i was like no watch this video i was in like eighth grade probably and i was like watch look

mom like it's there's explosions before it goes down and she was like i tried to like like for a tour she's like i'm gonna make dinner i gotta i gotta fucking go as a mother watching your son slowly become q anon it's gotta be so frightening we i was in oklahoma could be the face of q and q and i think so yeah if i yeah i could i was you know kind of for it yeah i was in ok'Connell. You could be the face of Q&A. Q&A, you think so? Yeah, I could. I was in O'Connell. You got the feed for it. Yeah. I was in O'Connell walking. We were going to one of the Doc Collins games,

that baseball team. Yeah. I was like, oh, there's me and a couple buddies, so let's get some burgers before the game at this restaurant. And there's just one truck with the biggest Q sticker I've ever seen in my entire life. And I was like, oh, Q's fucking here. Yeah, man.

I wonder which one. Are we going to be able to tell? And we walk in. Everyone's in Doc Hound's uniforms or hanging out. And there's just one dude in just all camo. We found him. There he is. Yeah, you were like, oh, there's the service member singing the national anthem.

Yeah. This is very funny. But, yeah were like, oh, there's the service member singing the national anthem. Yeah. This is very funny. But, yeah. Also, I love those movies because they can tell me, and I probably would believe anything at that point. Because I've also never seen buildings get fallen down. I mean, I don't believe it anymore. But at the time, I was like, this is interesting. Yeah.

This is how demolitions go. George W. Bush did 9-11. What would be the difference of just normal buildings fall? Yeah, right. It's wild. The conspiracy theories are fun. They're fun. They're fun rabbit holes.

We can get into them for a while, and then, I don't know, I think they expire a little bit. Yeah, the harmless ones are fun. Yeah. There's other ones that are a little scary. Yeah. Scary ones. The Wayfair one, Pizzagate. Yeah, the Wayfair one of the other ones that are a little scary yeah scary ones and the wayfair one

pizza gay he had the wayfair one i forgot about that i still buy stuff from wayfair do you remember the way for oh yeah or the forty thousand dollar teacher yeah yeah that was like human trafficking yeah the human trafficking thing's huge though now what's the movie that just came out that apparently has no press on it what i've heard about this no press on it whatsoever and it's like no it's got a bunch of press on it but mainstream um well so this it's the sounds of freedom my parents watching they were like oh go watch this movie it's about things and i was like all right cool i'll look into it and then i did like the i literally just like the first article i was like this is what happens on freedom it's just about basically

they're saving these kids from trafficking. It's supposed to be off a base of a true story, but it's very loosely based. It's very, very loose based is what I read from it. I was like, all right. It's a mule from fucking with... Clint Eastwood? Yeah. It's nothing more than people love like, oh, we got to save the children.

But as soon as a documentary about the Catholic Church comes out, they're like, you can't watch it. Yeah. Don't watch that. For those who don't know, we have the Brewer game on in the background. Did he fucking – Billy De La Cruz just hit one clear out of the park, like literally out of the park.

He's insane. He's been one for the last 30. He finally hit a home run. Good job, dude. It's on us for the last 30. He finally hit a home run. Good job, dude. It's on us, though. Yeah, but he gets so much publicity on – he pisses me off because he's good and throws very hard from shortstop, which is great. Do you guys remember –

Oh, sorry. Go ahead. But he's not a good hitter. His average is terrible. Is he on Pittsburgh? Is there another? Cruz? Yeah, O'Neal Cruz.

But do you guys remember when they were like Cal Ripken Jr. is too tall to play shortstop. Derek Jeter is too tall. They were like 6'2", 6'3". This dude is 6'7". Like fucking nuts, dude. Yeah, easy. The thing about him is he swings the bat with a plastic thing on

the bottom of it because when you're in a cage cage you track your swing speed for like the the biometrics and things like that and he liked how it felt but you can't have any technology when you're out in the field so he had just has that without the little circle in there and he puts tape in it huh yeah weird that's why he almost got kicked out of uh that remember that he almost got kicked out of the nationals game. I didn't see that. Yeah, he almost got kicked out of the Nationals game. It's kind of like a lacrosse stick. We have, like, plastic butt ends on it,

or we'll just, like, wrap tape a bunch and have our own little butt end so it's shorter so when you swing, you don't lose the fucking thing. So he probably doesn't have the greatest grip strength. It's like how dildos have that stopper on them. Exactly, yeah, so you don't go too far. I thought that was going to make you guys laugh. Sorry. Judd's like, I've never seen that before. Mine's like how dildos have that stopper on them. Exactly. Yeah. So you don't go too far. I thought that was going to make you guys laugh. Sorry. Judd's like,

I've never seen that before. Mine's double-edged. Can you give me another beer? Yeah. That answers my next question. Best beer. Oh, I thought you were going to say a dildo question.

Dildos. For what? There are so many answers to this question. That's a good point. There's so many answers. I guess I'll take that fucking bullet here. Best's so many answers. Best time for a beer. Best day for a beer. Let's go summertime beer.

And then winter beer. Summertime beer, I'm going to say Oberon from Bell's Brewing. Do you get the little kegs? I have before. I actually haven't seen those in a long time. Bell's for sure. That's like college airs. What's your summer beer? Honestly, Oberon's a great answer. those in a long time. I know. Bells for sure. That was like college years they used to have those.

What's your summer beer? Honestly, Oberon's a great answer. It's a unique answer, I think, for a lot of people. Is it a national beer? Is that only like – it's got to be – they're pretty big. Yeah. You can have like two of those. I think the best beer you can have more than one of.

Best summer beer is the first beer uh on a friday once you get to a patio no it's specific for sure because that same beer if you just had it in your apartment on a tuesday in the summer true it's not the same i'm with you um for me my go-to is like beer and like a pacifico or a Landshark. Pacifico, hell yeah. Yeah. That's nice. Out of a bottle, though.

Yeah. I do not. The way to drink beer for me, bottles, draft, can. Wow. Okay. I don't disagree. It depends on where you're getting that draft, though. You get some dirty lines.

You can go to some of these bars, and you're like. I'm talking top tier. Fuck. Top tier for draft. Yeah. Not like not at there's a shit dive bar i also think miller highlife is three different beers there's the ones that are in the bottle and then there's ones that are in the cans and there's a draft i mean that is a great point i think that's my conspiracy theory that's different because I'm on board. I would argue a lot of light beers are at least two different beers for sure because Miller Lite, I think, tastes vastly different out of the can than it does out of the bottle.

Yeah. You guys are going to blow my mind. That's definitely true. Miller Lite has such a distinct taste to me, such a distinct taste. The one I know the most is High Life's. I would say, dude, High Life, such a distinct taste. The one I know the most is High Life's. I would say, dude, High Life,

especially one of the comedy clubs in town, doesn't have bottles of High Life. And they only have Tall Boys. And I'll drink it, but it is so much less enjoyable than just a crisp fucking bottle, dude. The bottle's the best. Also, I love...

This might be the weirdest thing I've ever said, but also, I love how easy it is to peel off a label of that little cross up top. Dude, I do that all the time. Yeah. Isn't it crazy? You roll it up and unroll it. It's so enjoyable that it is like, oh, my God.

What's the worst way to drink a beer? Mine? Tall boy. Really? Because if you don't drink it fast enough, it gets warm, and then you don't really get to enjoy it if you're really trying to polish it off before it's warm. I did just drink some Tall Boys at Wiffle Ball, and yeah, I get that. You get to like, if you're drinking at a normal pace, and you get to like, it's a little less than halfway full, that last little half, you're like, I just got to down this to get to the next one.

I don't like, I mean, this might be very controversial. I don't like the twist off, like, silver bullets. I don't like those. I don't mind those. That's a good answer. Yeah, that's like – those are nice if you're, like, doing – if you're, like, fishing or, like, you're out, like, doing, like, a strenuous activity. I can't think of a bad way.

Yeah, I guess Tallboys probably is, like, the most – like, it's going to get warm. It's going to get warm. 40s. It's going to get warm. Yeah, Edward 40s. The 24-ouncers you get at concerts and stuff, even worse. The twist-offs, I don't mind. I hate when you go to Summerfest or something. They give you the twist-off, but they keep the cap.

What's the point of keeping the cap? Dude, I went into the amphitheater at Summerfest. They only had the fucking silo 24-ounce. Fuck it. That was... I didn't like that. I was just, I was just at a concert

and they poured them into cups. Then after that, they poured the silos into a cup. That's the worst way to drink a beer. Easily. That is so fucking bad. They should give you $5 back. That's fucking nuts.

How many cups did you need? I, so I took another, I took another cup. There was another cup that I saw that like someone just put on the, I took it and I put my beer in it. So I had another cup. There was another cup that I saw that someone just put on the – I took it and I put my beer in it. So I had a little bit of insulation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The place you get the 24-ouncers to, the line's always stupid long. So you're like, let's just get two so we don't need to come back. So now you're double fisting the 24-ouncers. The Bucks championship, we were down in the Deer District, and we literally got in line and it was took us an hour to get up to the front and we had to get four beers and we had to go straight to the bathroom because by the time we drank all these four beers we're gonna have to go to the bathroom

and we literally it's like well we gotta get back in line i saw people buying full because in that uh where they have that one screen that's kind of in that covered area, there's a bar there. I saw people buying full cases, which must have been like $60. More. Yeah. That's insane. Full cases. You were in the middle, right?

We had like a VIP thing right in like, I can't remember the bar's name. It doesn't matter. But we were like fenced off. We had like bottle service and it was like 200 bucks a head. There was like fucking 20 of us. Yeah. So we paid some coin to be in there. We were in the open parking lot that they just put in for that one.

Oh, the new one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. New one. And now it's like covered up with a- It's a hotel now. Yeah, hotel now. I was upstairs with brothers. Yeah.

And then at halftime, we were losing the final game. And I was like, my buddy had a private thing at at nomad yeah and we're like let's book it up to nomad now because we can get drinks we know where it is and we got there just in time when they started making the comeback it was awesome i actually liked the upstairs of uh yeah it was brothers because they had this like uh i'm not a huge fan of it but during the game it's the tv's on the like top part of the wall and fenced off area where against the fence people are banging on the fence someone did get shot at the front door afterwards um but it was it was a lot easier to get drinks

and going through the hundred thousand people here in the deer district we would just send one guy at a time and be like, all right, you're gone for 15 minutes. You might get shot, but you'll be back. I thought you were going to say it was a lot easier to get drinks after you got shot. It was. It was.

I bet it fucking was. A lot less people were at the bar. We were down there, and it started to get crazy, and I said to my girlfriend, we're going. Let's get the fuck out of here. We got to go. And then 10 minutes later we could like hear sounds i'm like yeah i fucking knew it yeah there was one time where i was like going on this water

slide and it's one of those it's in wisconsin dells it's called the hurricane yeah i know exactly what you're talking about it's got a bunch of those like big speakers and the whole way up you you go it's like showing a tv screen like there's a hurricane it's like a fake reporter and it's like trying where's this it's in wisconsin okay okay and it's like trying to make scare the shit out of you yeah and you just keep going up yeah keep going up steps and it's the me and my few of my buddies and we get probably i would say 15 steps away so we can kind of see the people we can kind of see what's happening But we're ready to go

We've walked up all these steps Waited in line for the longest time And all of a sudden you see people go down And all of a sudden you see something from the left hand Right hand corner of my eye just fall And I'm like what the hell was that And I look And one of those speakers that like

Does a Fell on top of a lady down there. Hit her in the shoulder. Hit her in the shoulder. God, this will get a shoulder. Yeah. But it fell like five to six stories. Dude, just right on her.

Oh, my God. That would kill. So then people are freaking out. Everyone's running. There's people running. And then I remember my buddy Big Red looks at me, and he goes, Well, it's probably shorter just to go on. We made it this far.

We still might as well go. Let's not let this lady ruin our day. So you have a buddy, Big Red, is that his name? Yeah, Big Red. Big Red. Yeah, Big Red's like, fuck. He also screams like a girl. Yeah, it's very fun.

God, I'm glad you didn't see it. I was just imagining that happy Gilmore while she gets crushed by the air conditioner. She's like, Mr. Mr. Help me. Well, that girl is probably paid. Oh, yeah. Oh, God.

She doesn't have to work a day ever. Yeah. Free Dells for life. She goes. What a life, huh? Her RVs is parked in one parking lot forever. Give you a year pass to the Kalahari. Redeemable once a weekend.

All right. So we'll go on the next question. What do you think about Jack Sarasoli? I love Jack Sarasoli. I think he's a handsome man. Here's the thing. I did a show with Jack. He's going to hate this.

We're going to love it. It was a fine show. It was okay. Did a show with Jack. He's going to hate this. We're going to love it. It was not. It was a fine show. It was okay. It was the first time they'd ever done it at this place. And he was there with his fiancee, wife, fiancee. Is this Ope?

No. It's fiancee. Fiancee. Thank you. It's fiancee. And then like an older gentleman. And I couldn't tell if it was Jack's dad or her dad. But then Jack went up and Jack was talking.

He's got the joke about, can I say this? Was it about stuffing his girlfriend on Thanksgiving? No, no, no. The one about where she walks in and I'm jerking off on the toilet. He's like crunched up. He's like jerking off on the toilet like Batman. He's just like this. He's jerking off on the toilet like Batman. He's just like this. He looks over.

And just by the reaction of this man, I'm like, oh, that is her dad for sure. So I went on stage and just started talking about how his fiance's dad had to watch this whole about Jack jerking off and stuff. And he didn't seem too happy with me in that moment. After, he was like, it's cool, man. I was like, yes. I couldn't not say anything. Yeah, you have to address that.

No, but I love Jack. It's funny because I told Jack one time, I was like, I love your clean joke. He goes, I got a clean joke. It's very funny. Well, you're replacing him, obviously, because he's not here. So we wanted to talk mad shit about Jack. What did he have to do? Jerk off on the toilet tonight?

Is that what he was doing? Yeah, probably. He's had something every weekend. Yeah. Was it his bachelor party this weekend? Ooh, my invite got lost in the mail. Two bachelor parties in a row, I believe. Which is wild.

Damn. That's a lot. One's enough. Where would you have your bachelor party if you could? Pass. Okay. No, I don't know. I'd probably go.

You'd probably go to Cabin. You're going Cabin. Cabin bachelor parties are fun, and it seems less like pressure. It's less stressful if you just go like, hey, 10 of my favorite guys. Yeah, I don't need to go to Chicago. I don't need to do – I hate strip clubs. Yeah. Just give me a boat and a lake and I'm fine.

Yeah, dude. Yeah, I hate – like I got a bachelor party in Eau Claire. Okay. Next weekend. What are you guys doing? That's a good question. I don't know. What does it do in Eau Claire?

Go to a lake. That's what I assume. I don't know. What does it do in Eau Claire? Go to a lake. That's what I assume we're going to do. I remember we did a boys weekend in St. Germain. We got a cabin. It was in March. No, May. It was in May. And we're like, hell yeah.

We're going to do games outside on a lake. We got to brought our fishing poles. We're going to do like, it's going to be a blast. It's going to be so much fun. We get there. The lake is still covered in snow. Everything is still ice outside so we couldn't we brought bags we brought all this stuff no we didn't bring like an auger we couldn't like we couldn't have made a hole for anything so we're like all right let's just find a bar and belly up to it closest bar was this place. We get there at 11 a.m. and it is packed.

Everyone in St. Germain was there. It was wild. It was a meat raffle. Hell yeah, dude. Love a meat raffle. Love a good meat raffle, but we don't even have coolers to put this meat in.

But we're like, oh, that's funny. Let's get into it. Some of my buddies didn't even know what a meat raffle was, so I had to explain to them. And there was 19 things in a meat, I think.

19. We won the first nine prizes. Holy shit. And we were very obnoxious about it. Oh! And we go up there, and you can just see the townspeople that have been waiting months for this. These people have been, this is like their Super Bowl. Circled on their calendar, dude.

I'm getting Kevin's deer from this year. And like my buddy Big Red goes, he gets up there and he goes, he got like stuffed lamb chops. This is the only thing that's going to get stuffed tonight. We can't even put this anywhere. Bard, do you have a grill? They're like, no.

We couldn't even like cook the meat. It was wild. People start asking, like trying to buy it off us and stuff. Yeah, they hated us for sure. I love that you're like, some of my buddies didn't know what a meat raffle is. And you had to be like, so it's a raffle where you win meat. It's pretty self-explanatory. A lot of them are different.

We had to pick, I think it was paint. How many meat raffles have you been to? Sticks. I just know them because my girlfriend is from up north. I've been to two. He was saying there's a bunch of different ones. He's been to around the country. There's different styles. How they pick the raffling.

There's some that you have a limited amount of tickets each round and that's all those out. There's some that they have an actual – you get an actual ticket. Ticket, yeah. Okay. I've never been to a meat raffle. Well, it's okay.

I mean, I knew what it was. Yeah. But I've heard of them. I've only stumbled upon them. It's like meat, and then the final thing will be like, and here's a 12-gauge shotgun. It's like, whoa. I've been to those raffles. I love them.

We've won a few guns in our lifetime, for sure. And then they're all like, where am I going to put that? Their gun thing is full. We got to do it. All right, now we're going to play our game. And the game's fun. It's called AJ Grill Or AJ Grill Okay

Okay So I have a picture in front of me Is it a J A grill Or is it AJ Grill Is it a J A grill Or me

Or AJ Grill Okay Okay And I threw some curve balls in here So First one Do you think I In front of me now, do you think I have a J, a grill, or a picture of AJ Grill? A grill. I think it's a grill too.

It's a J. It's just AJ. Okay. We both got wrong. Next one. Do you think I have a picture of a J, a grill, or AJ Grill? I want a J. I think it's me.

It's a grill. It's Paul Raw. One of the best white rappers of our generation. What I love is that he was at work today Googling J, AJ Grill, and grill. Did you print this out on company paper? In company time. All right. In front of me, do I have a J, a grill, or do I have a picture of AJ Grill?

Do we go process of elimination here? I think it's a picture of George Foreman. That's a good one. That's a good one. I think it's someone tailgating at a Brewer game. It's a grill. You're very close. It's actually an AJ Grill.

That's a tailgate grill, though. That's a tailgate grill. I have one that's shaped like that, but it's a football. It's very good. All right. Next one. Do you bring that to brewer games because even though yeah i do yeah i do really yeah okay no one's ever said anything um but do you think you have a picture of a jay a grill or aj grill i'm going aj i'm trying to think if there's pictures of me grilling on the internet and that's what i thought that you would have been able to find he's great last week he found a deleted website of mine about what i

wanted to do with my life in college like high school oh college yeah yeah i'm like i deleted this about years ago and you dug it up yeah damn uh i think it's a j, J-Lo grilling. Ooh, that's a good one. That's a good one. I'm going AJ Grill. I'm going to give this to you. The point, technically, it's AJ Grill's old grill. Oh!

RIP to the green machine, man. Miss you. Love you. AJ used to have a 1997 Ford Explorer 1999 Ford Explorer and I miss her every day what do you have now a bike 2016 Volkswagen Tiguan that's a car yeah who makes it Volkswagen Volkswagen. Volkswagen. So it's Heinz Ketchup? Who makes it? Heinz Ward.

All right. Do you think I have a picture of a J? A grill. Or a J grill. I think it's a picture of a joint, a marijuana joint, a J, if you will. That would be a good one. I think it's you picture of a joint, a marijuana joint, a J, if you will. That would be a good one. I think it's you smoking a joint grilling. That would be better.

This one is a picture of AJ Grill. Oh, no. Danny. On C-SPAN. C-SPAN, Book TV. How did you know about that? Did I tell you about that? First of all, why are you on Book TV, the worst name of a TV show I've ever heard? I haven't even seen that yet.

I've got to get that from you. You've got to send me that so I can post that. C-SPAN 2, by the way. Not C-SPAN. C-SPAN 2. This isn't for your grandma. This is for your great aunt. C-SPAN 2.

That is the ESPN deportes of Book TV. I do have a question. Did you know that this was being filmed? I did. Okay. I knew it was for Book TV on C-SPAN 2. How did you know that? Did – so your outfit choice, you're like, this is my – yeah, I'm on C-SPAN, dog.

That's true. They didn't pay me. That's my job. They're like, do you want to do this for no money? I don't know how this picture looks, but it looks very similar to your hat in this. Oh, no. Oh, no. It does kind of look like my hat's like an old condom. Like you're about to pull on.

You put it higher and higher during the video, and it's like, oh, my God. He keeps looking like a normal. Oh, no. Well, now I don't want to watch that. No, it's great. It's a lot of fun. It's 52 minutes for anyone who's wondering. Did you watch the whole thing?

I watched some tidbits. I kind of skimmed through it. Yeah, you should have. Mostly when he was talking. It's a great book. You should read it. The Devil's Element. Element, yeah.

It's called the book. By Dan Egan, local Milwaukee author. New York Times bestselling author. Okay. I have a great story about him that I will tell you guys off camera. Oh, that's no fun. I know.

I can't blow up his spot, though. All right, this is my favorite one. Do I have a picture of a J? I know exactly what picture this is, I bet. Or A.J. Grill. Is it a picture of me no okay we've been so off i know i've been fucking up a j a grill if there's gotta be george george foreman is in here at some point

no it's even better is it snoop dog grilling no i have a picture of AJ from AJ's Grill in Muskego. And I want you guys right now to picture what you think AJ from AJ's Grill in Muskego looks like. Can we describe him? Is it the guy that was in the woods with that gray hat? I wish. I wish. I want to describe him. Yeah, subscribe AJ.

What do you think AJ looks like? So is AJ wearing sunglasses? He should be. Okay. He's not. You know, I think I reached out to this bar to sponsor the golf outing. And they were like, fuck no, dude. I'm going to tell you right now, it is no longer a bar.

Hell yeah. It very recently closed to the point where it's like getting new ownership and everything. And then this was from, this picture was taken from AJ's farewell performance on his own stage. Oh, he's a performer. Oh, this is the QAnon guy. This is AJ. What? That is not.

I was going full QAnon. I was going full QAnon. Yeah, same. He's going to sell me. That's Ryan Seacrest on Roids. That's what it is. That's not a real person. I don't have words for that.

That is a guy who is selling me Botox infused with Blue Moon or whatever the fuck he's drinking. Do you know the pictures you see at CVS, the stock photos? That's those guys on Roids. In baby oil. Well, I'm glad he quit selling hot tubs

for a while. What's the rest of that picture? What's the background? Is he by himself? It looks zoomed in. Yeah, I think he's on the stage. I think he's on the stage. Is he the owner? What the background? Is he by himself? It looks zoomed in. Yeah, I think he's on the stage. I think he's on the stage. Is he the owner? What the fuck? That is nice for me, though.

I'm not Google-able because people search AJ Grill and it just pops up with AJ's grills in that area. That's pretty sweet. You are pretty Google-able. If you say AJ Grill comedy, then you'll find something. Yeah, you've been doing a lot of comedy. It's better than what you get when you Google me. That's actually going to go to the next one. It's me in a penis costume.

I can Google you. Don't worry about it. I found his high school football stats one time. I read off his high school football stats. Nice, dude. He had to pick six. No way. Well, he starts with...

Against two. How many interceptions do you think you have? I don't know. He goes, you had one. You didn't know? You were playing call? You knew? I i didn't i thought i had more than one um who was it against i know i had more than one but i had uh that one with milwaukee palaski first round of the playoffs my nice dude that's a big that's a big game no it wasn't there got off you were crushing we were really good um My dad beat me to the end zone. He ran with you?

Because my dad was a coach, and he intercepted it. And I think I heard my dad go, go. And I think he was talking to himself. And he beat me to the end zone. You could see it on film. I got made fun of by my coach. He goes, your father was there first. I wanted to enjoy the moment.

Yeah, for sure. Just soak it in. All right. We have two left. Oh, God. Okay. That wasn't the end? That was not the end.

I have even one that's better for the end. So do you think I have a picture of a J, a grill, or AJ Grill? There haven't been really any pictures. He's doing combos. I'm trying to get into his combo brain. Ooh, that's good. Has there been an all three yet? That's got to be the last one. I think that you have a picture of...

Is it a picture of me? Am I in the picture? Did you Photoshop me into a picture? No, but in a way. in a way. It's a lowercase j with my face as the dot up top. Okay. That's a great answer.

I think it's his old car, and he got ran over by it. It's actually an article from Milwaukee Record that when you talk, AJ Grill talks about his 10 years. And when you Google it and click on images, this is what comes up. What the fuck? Is that Aaron Rodgers? It's Aaron Rodgers drinking a pumpkin spice latte. All right.

I'm going to have to talk to Tyler Moss. Tyler Moss, if you see this, I'm coming for you, dude. You asked me to do the Milwaukee roast. I'm going to roast you, bro. That's you on Ellen. That's what it is. And it's a terrible, like the head doesn't even match. Like it's terrible.

I'm keeping that one and sending it to me and saying, what the fuck? Oh, then you're going to say what the fuck about this one too. This is my favorite one. I'm just going to tell you, this one's not a picture of you. It's not a picture of a Jay. It's not a picture of a grill. For those who don't know, AJ released a special not too long ago. Oh, this is a comment.

And this is not a comment. Oh, okay. But obviously, when you shoot a special, go watch on YouTube. It's called I'm going to quit when I'm 30. It's on youtube it's called uh i'll quit when you uh quit when you're i'm gonna quit when i'm 30 something that's along those lines uh if you if you just show how many people watch it i'm gonna cry and then leave no no it's it's watch it but going up to that obviously you did an article with oh yes about it yes yes yes well obviously when you type in aj and you type in some, you know,

his name is special, that will come up. But you click on images again and this is what shows up. No! You're making that up. I'm not joking with you right now. I'm not joking with you right now.

AJ Grill cuts his album special. Get out of here. Shut up. That's not real. That is a thousand percent real. I would show you it on my... I'm looking this up in a second. And next week's guest,

Drew Flagg, you ever heard of him? And that is how you play a J, a Grill, or AJ Grill. God damn it. I'm going to be honest with you.

In a million years, I would not have guessed that game. Yeah. Or how good that game. Yeah. Or how good it went. Yeah. That was fun. I was very excited about it. Appreciate that.

Yeah. That's what I was going to say. I have a game, and I'm pretty happy about it. It made me laugh. When you hit images on that, was it the first, second, third? So there's a lot of just promotion promotion of like aj's stuff yeah and i want to when i knew that i was going to do images i was like all right cool i'll show i'll show you what i debunk this i'm gonna fucking kill you i'm gonna show you what i actually typed in

but later but uh but like so you have to like type in certain things yeah like get up so i was like oh i don't want to go just his comedy because that's just going to show promotion yeah aj's performing here so i had to go like aj grill and quotations type in iowa or type in wisconsin i typed in your special and see what all came up um and then obviously i knew you were on your monitor moderator so i kind of like tried to like look that up and that came up very easy yeah you did a good job i thought you did great thanks dude yeah it looks like honestly watching you talk with him you were very like engaged and like you could tell that you were enjoying yourself i was just trying not to like because my instincts being in front of like this is like all

people want to hear about this guy's book and he's a very cool guy and he's a very smart guy and he's funny too actually uh and i was like trying not to like delve into my instinct to like try to like make everybody laugh, so I was focusing on him so I could just shut the fuck up. Yeah, it was good, Alex. That's maturity right there. This isn't interesting for your viewers, but yeah. Go watch it.

It's on Book TV. Book TV. If you want to listen to a book talk about a guy who wrote about phosphorus and how it's ruining all of our fresh water, check it out. Oh, I have a question for you, wise c-span 2 i was talking with someone who's saying like he's like very serious about the water we drink what is the best water to drink in your opinion is it distilled

uh i mean honestly it's i've it's probably like buying like the jugs of water from the i mean you're probably you're but like how much of water from the, I mean, you're probably, you're like, how much of a difference is it really making? I don't know. Like the, you know, the new drinking pounds,

you got the bottle refill things. Like I get, that's a good thing. It's gotta be better than. Well, the plastic wise. Yeah. You're getting out of my,

out of my wheelhouse, like talking about like specific, like chemicals that are in it. But if you live in the city and you have like a filter, do you have like a filter on your sink or do you have a brita filter that you use you should do that but um you're probably fine yeah i think i work out enough i'll be all right i sweat it out you should know what you should do is get one of those filter pitchers we did it just took up too much space in the fridge yeah that's the thing yeah you got to

sacrifice a lot of a lot of you need to get ones that attach to your faucet right away, but not everyone's faucets you can attach those on because we have one of those faucets that you just pull it down and it's a rope. Yeah. You can't get one of those Brita filters to just attach on there. A lot of those are the ones that are like the metal ones that come out. No, you can't. Would you just complain about your fancy faucet?

No, I'm not complaining. I'm just saying you can't get certain Brita filters on there. No, you can't. I've never had one of those in my life. But also, we got my water from a well, so I'm probably. I grew up on a well, too. Yeah. Yeah, well boys.

Hose water. Hose water. I drink lots of hose water. Hose water is the best water. What? Oh, my God. Hot summer day, turn the hose on. Yeah, I know.

It's a little hot at first. Let it cool down. That water is phenomenal. This is way off topic, but it reminded me because there was water involved. This is not good content for you. Yes, it is. Have you been back to Franklin recently? Or you talk to your folks?

It depends. The kid that died in the quarry, did you hear about that? What? There was a cop chase, this kid like ran away, like ran from the chase and just kept running and running and ended up like falling off the edge of the quarry and died. What? Do you know the quarry?

Is there a quarry? Yeah. I know exactly where it is. So they pulled this kid over. He like gets out of his car, starts booking it across his field, not knowing that eventually it's gonna drop off he's gonna hop a fence yeah hopped like i think a barbed wire fence

yeah hopped over at some point kept running and then fell 250 feet and died oh wow why were they why'd they pull him over uh i think it was like reckless drive i don't fucking know okay because franklin cops i got plenty of stories on that, will pull you over for anything. Yeah. That's what I grew up to. I got a buddy outside of our high school, got a speeding ticket, four miles an hour over. Four.

Yeah. They said right by the- They sent backup. I'll keep this one short. Backup with a dog, and I was pulled at gunpoint. I think I told you this one, for a ding-dong ditching call. Oh, yeah. We weren't even a part of it. Yeah. We were held at gunpoint um i think i told you this one for a ding dong ditching call oh yeah yeah we were held at gunpoint well deserved guy works security at our basketball game unreal i i loved well i mean there was that guy who did like the grand theft auto thing

like he was he had a bunch of mental problems and he was not right in his head but he literally took stole a car, smashed into another car, then stole that car, and then smashed into another car, then stole another car. It was all on 27 in Franklin right there. Jesus. Also, I think I saw this clip. You guys were talking about Zins and the other ones.

Zins are rogues? Zins are rogues. I'm a Zin guy. I just want to say that. Ooh. You know what? I wish we would have had our new product that's coming in. Yeah, our new sponsor.

Yeah, our new sponsor. We technically have a sponsor for the podcast now. Tell me the name. You can't say it yet? I could. It's called Choosy. Choosy, okay. Yeah.

Sam came in a couple weeks ago, and he was like, oh, we got a nicotine. I don't think it was choosy. He was like, I should have brought you a log. I forgot. I was like, dude, what the fuck? Didn't you bring me a little talent? Oh, really? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, we reached out to Rogue. We'll see if they reply. Well, no, it wasn't Rogue. I can't remember who it was. Doesn't matter. Rogue or Zin. Do you think they did Sam find them?

I mean, no. I mean, they found you guys, right? You guys didn't reach out to whoever the sponsor is? This one, they found us, and then I reach out to them saying, I like this. Yeah, that's how it usually works. Yeah. Follow us on everything. We reach out.

Nice. Fuck yeah. I was like, you want to send us some, and we'll promote it. This is not your promotion. Don't worry. They'll get you a better one. Yeah, we'll get you a better one. Honestly, this is going to be a huge surprise for Jack.

He's going to think it's Rogue. It's not, but it's going to be useful. He'll be converted. It'll be fun. We can just tell you if you want to watch it. Yeah, all it is, it's pretty cool. It's like a koozie, but then underneath you have a proof of your dip. It's a dip container.

Oh, I thought it was an actual pouch. Okay, that's nice. It's smart. It's just like a normal. It's like a Yeti, and then underneath has a screw-off cap for your Zinn or whatever valuables you want. I've got lots of family that would be into that. I told them, I was like, hey, you should come to the golf outing because half the people there are blue-collar workers or love Zinn, tobacco, all that.

Speaking of golf outing, do you want to be there? What date is it? Talk to one of you about this. September 16th. Yeah, I don't think that I'm booked. Is it like a best ball thing? I don't want you to play. Oh, you just want me to roast.

You're going to roast the golfers? Yep. Can I do some chipping? You can do whatever you want when no one's playing. The hole is yours. There's going to be probably four of you there at a time. I will supply you with all the food, All the booze you guys need for the day It's early

It's like 8am to 1 I was like You work with kids you get up early But yeah basically I'm going to give you a megaphone And I want you to make fun of white men from the ages of 20 to 65 Done

I'll give you a few bloody berries. Do they know that's happening? No. They would. They would know. Wait, wait, wait, wait. They would. No?

Yes? Well, if they watch to the end of this, yeah, they'll figure out we're going to roast the shit out of them. Okay. But when you sign up, we just say there are six themed holes plus competitions you're going to do in the thing. themed holes plus competitions you're going to do in the thing um most of them my dad i think is the only one that really knows four to six comedians will be there telling them that they suck yeah that sounds fun dude sounds fun as hell um are other people who do you do you want to out

them if they can't do it right yes absolutely who do you think would be good at roasting people oh yeah that's a good question uh andrew flaggy i love him to death he's one of my best friends a little bit of a wild card though because he could he could he could draw some fights gary that's that will be at the top of or the end of my analysis like listen there will be one hole in which you will want to fight a few people. Do it. You're out. Just because he's so talented. He knows how to get under people's skin like nobody else.

We think Reagan would be. Reagan. I was just going to say Reagan. Reagan would fucking crush. That would be fucking great. Rich. Rich would be great. Oh, Rich would be good, too.

Rich would have the clever ones yeah that you know like the golfers are gonna be out there and i would say david lewis but rest in peace he's gone yeah we buried him a few weeks ago he's dead i think eric smith would be good at it too we talked to him oh yeah eric would be he would have so much fun with it yeah eric's yeah eric's wild is it just Is it just one comedian at a hole? No, no, no. We need some banter. We would literally have you guys set up.

You guys get one hole. Oh, it's just all of us at one hole? Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. I thought it was like we're to set up. No, no, no. There's going to be four to six of you at a hole. I'm going to give you food and booze, and I'm just going to tell you to roast people.

Yeah, we'll give you chairs and a table, and you guys are going to hang out. Does that not sound like the greatest Saturday morning ever? That sounds so fucking fun. Yeah, dude, that sounds great. I have a few other ideas. We'll give you some stuff. The 16th. 16th is Saturday.

I think we're going to do the 16th. If you don't have anything now, put us down for that. I want to put you down. I was going to say, wow. I was going to say who – I just had to look who Iowa State plays that day, but it doesn't matter. It's a Saturday. It's a Saturday.

I'll be fine. Don't know, 1 o'clock they might even play. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, and we have an after-party venue, we believe, right now. Where is it? Kelly's Bleachers. Where's the golf course? Oh, Edgewood Golf Course.

It's right off the highway. From here, it's about 28 minutes. Make sure one of the comedians you book is a sober comedian. Rich DeMore. He can drive all of us. He's going to drive from Oconomowoc. If any of you are willing to get up semi-early, I could take most of you. We'll definitely have a bunch of different options because we're going to be there like six.

What are we raising money for? Like trans rights? Yeah. We would. The MS Society and the Beacos on Foundation. We each pick a charity. Cool. That's awesome.

It's going to be fun. I'm excited. I'm stressed as fuck. It's a lot of work. You guys got time. You still got two charity. Cool. That's awesome. It's going to be fun. I'm excited. I'm stressed as fuck. It's a lot of work. You guys got time. You still got two months. Yes, but what we've kind of promised for things need to get ordered. So everyone's getting T-shirts.

We're trying to have other merch there. We want other sponsors to increase donation sizes. I want to sell it out completely, which I think we can do. They opened another 18 to us. So I want it to be big. This is here to help this, too. Yeah, for sure. And all you guys there as well.

The whole idea was to help. We're going to have our cameras on some holes. So you'll probably have you guys on content. You'll be mic'd up. Yeah, hell yeah. So it's like, should we tell people? Because we're using their likeness. Hey, fellas, I have to pee so bad.

Can I pee really fast? Go ahead and pee. Keep it rolling. Come to the golf thing. What? Go pee. Go pee. Go pee.

I can also just edit it. Yeah. This isn't live. I got much better edit it. Yeah. This isn't live. I got much better at it. Yeah. Make sure it doesn't close completely behind you. No, it'll be fun. We're going to have...

I want the featured cards still. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll come out of my own pocket. It'll be a good time. I'm trying to find what I... Now, as excited as he was for this, oh, I feel so much better now. We got at least one guy who's into it.

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